Programming Guide
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Programming Guide
Programming Guide United Global First (ADDITIONALLY, SEE PAGE 23 FOR PERSONAL VIDEO LISTINGS) United BusinessFirst (ON 777-200 AIRCRAFT ONLY) United Economy CH. EASTBOUND / SOUTHBOUND WESTBOUND / NORTHBOUND 1 The Lucky One The Avengers 2 The Three Stooges Mirror Mirror 3 The Five-Year Engagement DISCRETION ADVISED The Hunger Games 4 Lockout Bully 5 Peace, Love and Misunderstanding DISCRETION ADVISED Think Like a Man 6 Lilo & Stitch FAMILY/KIDS FAMILY/KIDS 7 PRIMETIME Dual Survival / 6 Degrees of TV / Finding the Lost da Vinci PRIMETIME America in Primetime / The Costco Craze / American Restoration / World’s Weirdest Restaurants 8 COMEDY Don’t Trust the B— in Apt. 23 / Two and a Half Men / Happy Endings / Parks and Recreation / Raising Hope COMEDY 30 Rock / Absolutely Fabulous Olympic Special / The Office / Bob’s Burgers / The Big Bang Theory 9 2 Broke Girls or Airshow* Touch or Airshow* Cars *Airshow is offered on Channel 9 on 767-200 and 767-400 aircraft. Movies are shown on flights longer than three hours. Select programming is available on flights shorter than three hours, including intra-Asia flights. Flights to South America play “Eastbound” programs; flights from South America play “Westbound” programs. 8 AUGUST 2012 • UNITED.COM Programming Guide QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? Email [email protected]. United BusinessFirst (ON 767-200 AND 767-400 AIRCRAFT ONLY) EASTBOUND / SOUTHBOUND WESTBOUND / NORTHBOUND 1 Wrath of the Titans The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 2 Darling Companion Sound of My Voice 3 The Sandlot Stand by Me 4 SHOWTIME House of Lies / Californication SHOWTIME House of Lies / Californication 5 HBO The Newsroom / Veep / Curb Your Enthusiasm HBO The Newsroom / Veep / Curb Your Enthusiasm 6 DRAMA Hawaii Five-0 / Criminal Minds DRAMA Hawaii Five-0 / Criminal Minds 7 VARIETY Your Royal Hairness / Flavors for Life / The Secrets of Everything VARIETY Your Royal Hairness / Flavors for Life / The Secrets of Everything 8 SPORT Sporting Greats / ESPN Films’ 30 for 30 / The Masters SPORT Sporting Greats / ESPN Films’ 30 for 30 / The Masters 9 The Lucky One The Avengers 10 The Three Stooges Mirror Mirror 11 The Five-Year Engagement DISCRETION ADVISED The Hunger Games 12 Lockout Bully 13 Peace, Love and Misunderstanding DISCRETION ADVISED Think Like a Man CH. 10 FAVORITES DISCRETION ADVISED FAVORITES DISCRETION ADVISED 14 Lilo & Stitch FAMILY/KIDS FAMILY/KIDS 15 PRIMETIME Dual Survival / 6 Degrees of TV / Finding the Lost da Vinci PRIMETIME America in Primetime / The Costco Craze / American Restoration / World’s Weirdest Restaurants 16 COMEDY Don’t Trust the B— in Apt. 23 / Two and a Half Men / Happy Endings / Parks and Recreation / Raising Hope COMEDY 30 Rock / Absolutely Fabulous Olympic Special / The Office / Bob’s Burgers / The Big Bang Theory 17 Airshow Airshow AUGUST 2012 • UNITED.COM Cars Movie Descriptions THE LANGUAGES for each film are based on availability and your flight’s origin and/or destination. Listings are alphabetical; to find out what’s playing on your flight, see pages 8 and 10 The Avengers FEATURING Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner, Scarlett Johansson DIRECTED BY Joss Whedon Tom Wilkinson DIRECTED BY John Madden English German French Italian Spanish Portuguese Japanese When an unexpected threat to global safety and security arises, the international peacekeeping agency known as S.H.I.E.L.D. finds itself in need of a team to pull the world back from the brink of disaster. The agency’s daring recruitment effort spans the globe to search out Earth’s strongest heroes—Iron Man, The Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Black Widow and Hawkeye—and then reconcile their individual differences to unite them before it’s too late. The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel FEATURING Judi Dench, Bill Nighy, (E) (G) (F) (I) (S) (P) (J) PG-13 2 hr. 4 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (J)(K)(R) (As)(Cs) Enticed by visions of exotic India, seven British retirees arrive in Jaipur only to learn that the residence where they had intended to spend their golden years, the Marigold Hotel, has become a shell of its former grand self. As they adjust to the less-than-luxurious reality of their new home, they grow closer to one another and begin to discover that life and love can begin again when you let go of the past. (K) Korean (R) Russian (A) Arabic (C) Chinese (T) Turkish (_s) Subtitles PG-13 2 hr. 10 min. Bully DIRECTED BY Lee Hirsch (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (J)(R)(T) (As)(Cs) PG-13 1 hr. 38 min. (E) As it follows five kids and their families over the course of a school year, this acclaimed documentary examines the consequences of bullying and offers insight into the lives of those who suffer it. Stories include those of parents who have lost children to suicide and of a mother awaiting the fate of her 14-year-old daughter, who was incarcerated after bringing a weapon to school to defend herself. UNITED.COM • AUGUST 2012 11 Movie Descriptions THE LANGUAGES for each film are based on availability and your flight’s origin and/or destination. Listings are alphabetical; to find out what’s playing on your flight, see pages 8 and 10 Cars G VOICES BY Owen Wilson, Paul Newman, Cheech Marin, Tony Shalhoub DIRECTED BY John Lasseter 1 hr. 43 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P)(J) (K)(R)(T) (As)(Cs) Lightning McQueen is an ambitious little race car on the fast track to success, fame and everything he’s ever hoped for. But while traveling to California for the final race of the Piston Cup, he takes an unexpected detour on Route 66 and ends up in a small town that time seems to have forgotten. Even as he frantically attempts to resume his journey, Lightning gets to know the friendly residents and starts to have doubts about his own have-it-all-now attitude. The Five-Year Engagement FEATURING Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Chris Pratt DIRECTED BY Nicholas Stoller 12 AUGUST 2012 • UNITED.COM (E) (G) (F) (I) (S) (P) (J) English German French Italian Spanish Portuguese Japanese (K) Korean (R) Russian (A) Arabic (C) Chinese (T) Turkish (_s) Subtitles Darling Companion FEATURING Diane Keaton, Kevin Kline, Dianne Wiest DIRECTED BY Lawrence Kasdan PG-13 1 hr. 43 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) Struggling with an empty nest and a distracted, self-involved husband, Beth (Diane Keaton) forms a special bond with a bedraggled stray dog she finds on the side of a busy freeway. When her husband loses the dog after a wedding at their vacation home, a distraught Beth enlists the help of the remaining guests and a mysterious young woman in a frantic search that takes everyone in unexpected directions: comic, harrowing and enlightening. Tom (Jason Segel) and Violet (Emily Blunt) seem made for each other, and just a year after they meet he decides to surprise her with an engagement ring. Fate soon tests their devotion, however, as a prestigious career opportunity lures Violet from California to Michigan; to follow her, Tom must give up his job. As comical problems torpedo the couple’s every “save the date,” Tom and Violet will learn whether they have what it takes to survive their engagement. R 2 hr. 4 min. (E)(G)(F) (S)(P)(J) (K)(R) (As)(Cs) PROGRAMMING MAY CONTAIN material not suitable for everyone. Parental guidance and viewer discretion are recommended. The Hunger Games FEATURING Jennifer Lawrence, Stanley Tucci, Wes Bentley, Josh Hutcherson DIRECTED BY Gary Ross Lilo & Stitch VOICES BY Daveigh Chase, Tia Carrere, David Ogden Stiers DIRECTED BY Dean DeBlois and Chris Sanders In a dystopian version of North America, children are chosen by lottery to compete in a battle to the death known as the Hunger Games. Sixteen-year-old Katniss Everdeen enters the games after she volunteers in her sister’s place, and is forced to rely upon little more than her instincts when pitted against kids who have prepared for the competition their entire lives. In the arena, Katniss has to make impossible choices that pit survival against humanity. In this 2002 animated favorite, Nani is doing her best to raise her younger sister, Lilo, after the death of their parents, but Lilo is withdrawn and lonely—so Nani decides to let her adopt a dog. At the shelter, Lilo takes a liking to Stitch, who turns out to be not a mutt but a rambunctious blue extraterrestrial who’s hiding on Earth. With a social worker evaluating Nani’s care for Lilo and two aliens prowling around in an attempt to recapture Stitch, things quickly get out of hand. PG-13 2 hr. 22 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (J)(K)(R) (As)(Cs) 1 hr. 25 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P)(J) (K)(R)(T) (As)(Cs) PG UNITED.COM • AUGUST 2012 13 Movie Descriptions THE LANGUAGES for each film are based on availability and your flight’s origin and/or destination. Listings are alphabetical; to find out what’s playing on your flight, see pages 8 and 10 Lockout PG-13 FEATURING Guy Pearce, Maggie Grace, Peter Stormare, Vincent Regan, Lennie James DIRECTED BY James Mather and Stephen St. Leger 1 hr. 35 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) When the world’s most dangerous criminals abruptly awaken from cryogenic slumber in their maximum-security deep-space prison, it sets the scene for an epic riot—and the visiting daughter of the U.S. president is caught right in the middle. Her only hope for survival is a wrongly convicted government agent (Guy Pearce), who is sent to board the prison space station and find her before the convicts do. Mirror Mirror FEATURING Julia Roberts, Lily Collins, Armie Hammer, Nathan Lane, Sean Bean DIRECTED BY Tarsem Singh 14 AUGUST 2012 • UNITED.COM (E) (G) (F) (I) (S) (P) (J) English German French Italian Spanish Portuguese Japanese (K) Korean (R) Russian (A) Arabic (C) Chinese (T) Turkish (_s) Subtitles The Lucky One FEATURING Zac Efron, Taylor Schilling, Blythe Danner DIRECTED BY Scott Hicks PG-13 1 hr. 38 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P)(J) (K)(R)(T) (As)(Cs) A Marine sergeant returns from his third tour of duty in Iraq with the one thing he credits with keeping him alive: a photo he found of a woman he doesn’t even know. Against all odds, he manages to track her down and, despite her initial mistrust and some complications in her life, a romance develops between them, giving him hope that he’s found much more than his good luck charm. In this stylishly updated fairy tale directed by Tarsem Singh (Immortals), the evil queen (Julia Roberts) banishes Snow White (Lily Collins) in a fit of jealousy after the younger woman catches the eye of a certain handsome prince. Banished to a forest where a man-eating beast hungrily awaits, Snow White is quickly rescued by a band of diminutive highway robbers who will ultimately help inspire her to take back the kingdom. PG 1 hr. 46 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (J)(K)(R) (As)(Cs) PROGRAMMING MAY CONTAIN material not suitable for everyone. Parental guidance and viewer discretion are recommended. Peace, Love and Misunderstanding FEATURING Jane Fonda, Catherine Keener DIRECTED BY Bruce Beresford Confronted with the prospect of divorce, uptight Manhattan lawyer Diane takes her kids and flees to the Woodstock, N.Y., home of her mother, Grace (Jane Fonda). Mother and daughter couldn’t be less alike, as Grace is the epitome of “hippie”: staging protests, howling at the moon with goddess-worshipping girlfriends. Yet what Diane intends to be just a weekend getaway turns into a summer adventure of romance, music, family secrets and self-discovery. The Sandlot FEATURING Tom Guiry, Mike Vitar, Patrick Renna, Chauncey Leopardi, Marty York DIRECTED BY David M. Evans PG 1 hr. 41 min. (E) Set in the summer of 1962, The Sandlot tells the story of neighborhood newcomer Scotty Smalls and the friends he makes playing baseball in an empty lot. Together they have one adventure after another, including treehouse sleepovers, flirting with girls, facing a rival ball team and, most thrillingly, rescuing a prized baseball from a ferocious local dog nicknamed The Beast. R 1 hr. 36 min. Sound of My Voice (E) R FEATURING Christopher Denham, Nicole Vicius, Brit Marling, Davenia McFadden, Kandice Stroh DIRECTED BY Zal Batmanglij 1 hr. 25 min. (E) Intent on making a documentary film, Peter and Lorna infiltrate a mysterious group led by a young woman named Maggie, who claims she came from the future to take them on a great journey. Though initially determined to expose Maggie as a charlatan, Peter and Lorna begin to question their objective—and each other—as they unravel the secrets of Maggie’s underworld. UNITED.COM • AUGUST 2012 15 Movie Descriptions Listings are alphabetical; to find out what’s playing on your flight, see pages 8 and 10 Stand by Me FEATURING Wil Wheaton, River Phoenix, Jerry O’Connell, John Cusack, Corey Feldman DIRECTED BY Rob Reiner Think Like a Man FEATURING Michael Ealy, Jerry Ferrara, Meagan Good, Regina Hall, Kevin Hart DIRECTED BY Tim Story 16 AUGUST 2012 • UNITED.COM THE LANGUAGES for each film are based on availability and your flight’s origin and/or destination. (E) (G) (F) (I) (S) (P) (J) English German French Italian Spanish Portuguese Japanese Based on a Stephen King story, the 1986 classic Stand by Me is a coming-of-age tale about four youngsters—Gordie, Chris, Teddy and Vern—who set out to find the body of a local boy who has disappeared. They traverse a junkyard, narrowly escape being hit by a train, survive a leech-infested swamp and have a showdown with a pack of local bullies as they journey to make something of themselves in their working-class hometown. Based on—and featuring—comedian Steve Harvey’s hit book, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, this comic romp follows four men whose love lives are shaken up after the ladies they are pursuing buy Harvey’s book and start taking his relationship advice to heart. When the men realize they have been betrayed by one of their own, they conspire to use the book’s insider tips to turn the tables and teach the women a lesson. (K) Korean (R) Russian (A) Arabic (C) Chinese (T) Turkish (_s) Subtitles R 1 hr. 29 min. (E)(G)(F) (S)(P) PG-13 2 hr. 2 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (As)(Cs) PROGRAMMING MAY CONTAIN material not suitable for everyone. Parental guidance and viewer discretion are recommended. The Three Stooges FEATURING Will Sasso, Sean Hayes, Chris Diamantopoulos DIRECTED BY Bobby Farrelly and Peter Farrelly Wrath of the Titans FEATURING Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Rosamund Pike DIRECTED BY Jonathan Liebesman Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, a trio of infants named Larry, Moe and Curly grow up into finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking and woo-woowooing adults with a penchant for knuckleheaded misadventure. When they set out to save their childhood home from financial ruin, the three brothers become embroiled in an oddball murder plot and stumble into starring in their own reality TV show. Dangerously weakened by humanity’s lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos. The balance suddenly tips to the dark side when Zeus, the king of the gods, is taken captive and his powers are siphoned away. It’s up to Zeus’ half-mortal son, Perseus, to undertake a treacherous quest into the underworld to rescue his father, overthrow the Titans and save mankind. PG 1 hr. 32 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P)(J) (K)(R)(T) (As)(Cs) 1 hr. 39 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P)(J) (K)(R)(T) (As)(Cs) PG-13 UNITED.COM • AUGUST 2012 17 Personal Video System UNITED’S PERSONAL VIDEO SYSTEM places the power of the box office in your hands. Start, stop or pause whenever you wish. Try a movie, change your mind—it’s up to you. Film selections are subject to change. Most films are unedited; customer discretion is advised. United Global First ENGLISH Films and TV shows available in ENGLISH, all flights. • 21 Jump Street • A Thousand Words • The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel • John Carter • Journey 2: The Mysterious Island • Man on a Ledge • Salmon Fishing in the Yemen • This Means War • Underworld: Awakening • Wrath of the Titans • TV: HBO – The Newsroom, Veep, Curb Your Enthusiasm • TV: HBO – Veep, Life’s Too Short • TV: Showtime – House of Lies, Californication • Scheme With Me • Thermae Romae ENGLISH SUBTITLES Films available with ENGLISH SUBTITLES, all flights. • Architecture 101 • Gabi • Liar Game: Reborn • Love DEUTSCHE SPRACHE (GERMAN) In DEUTSCHE SPRACHE auf Flügen zwischen DEUTSCHLAND und den VEREINIGTEN STAATEN. • A Thousand Words • The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel In ITALIANO sui voli tra ITALIA e STATI UNITI. Em PORTUGUES, nos vôos entre o BRASIL e os ESTADOS UNIDOS. Ĺຐপ僖ຐ啙㴰Č⤽Ĺ⛢滢磮䇂睛ᶄ • Scheme With Me • Wrath of the Titans • John Carter • Man on a Ledge 日本語 (JAPANESE) 日本語の吹き替えは、 日本と米国行きでのご提供となります。 • Journey 2: The Mysterious Island • Liar Game: Reborn • Thermae Romae • Wrath of the Titans Ș(KOREAN) ȘǻԛȘǹਂؖܤȘځ֞ؖܓƢƢܸ͂ • John Carter • Man on a Ledge ੈಬ (CHINESE) • Journey 2: The Mysterious Island • Love • A Thousand Words • The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel • John Carter • Man on a Ledge PORTUGUES (PORTUGUESE) • A Thousand Words • The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel En FRANÇAIS sur les vols entre la FRANCE et les etats unis. • John Carter • Man on a Ledge ITALIANO (ITALIAN) • A Thousand Words • The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel FRANÇAIS (FRENCH) • Architecture 101 • Gabi Ç • Journey 2: The Mysterious Island • Wrath of the Titans (ARABIC) āŹÿćěą • The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel • Man on a Ledge • Journey 2: The Mysterious Island • Wrath of the Titans WHEN YOUR MOVIE IS FINISHED To remove the cassette, press EJECT on the personal control unit. If the tape is not fully rewound, the player will rewind automatically. When rewinding is completed, the door will open automatically. Please do not attempt to open the door manually. If the cassette will not eject, a hidden eject feature can be used by pressing EJECT and RESET at the same time for five seconds. UNITED.COM • AUGUST 2012 23 Personal Video Descriptions The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel “The witty script, Eastern locale and tony cast may summon up memories of the old Merchant-Ivory films.” —Chicago Reader FEATURING Judi Dench, Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkinson DIRECTED BY John Madden R 1 hr. 50 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (J)(K)(R) (As)(Cs) A Thousand Words PG-13 1 hr. 31 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (J)(R)(T) (As)(Cs) Two rookie cops (Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill) swap their badges for backpacks as they go undercover at a local high school. Tasked with investigating a drug ring, they also have to confront the anxiety of being teenagers again and all the adolescent issues they thought they’d left behind. After fast-talking literary agent Jack McCall (Eddie Murphy) lies to a new-age guru, the universe conjures up a magical form of punishment: A sacred tree appears in his backyard and sheds a leaf with every word he speaks, and when the last leaf falls, both Jack and the tree are doomed. FEATURING Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Lindsey Broad, Ellie Kemper, Dave Franco DIRECTED BY Phil Lord and Chris Miller FEATURING Eddie Murphy, Allison Janney, Cliff Curtis, Kerry Washington DIRECTED BY Brian Robbins AUGUST 2012 • UNITED.COM PG-13 2 hr. 4 min. Enticed by visions of exotic India, seven British retirees arrive in Jaipur only to learn that the residence where they had intended to spend their golden years, the Marigold Hotel, has become a shell of its former grand self. As they adjust to the less-than-luxurious reality of their new home, they grow closer to one another and are transformed by their shared experiences, discovering that life and love can begin again when you let go of the past. 21 Jump Street 24 UNITED’S PERSONAL VIDEO SYSTEM places the power of the box office in your hands. Start, stop or pause whenever you wish. Try a movie, change your mind—it’s up to you. Film selections are subject to change. Most films are unedited; customer discretion is advised. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (J)(K)(R) (As)(Cs) Architecture 101 PG-13 1 hr. 58 min. (Es)(K) Though architecture student Seung-min is instantly smitten with Seo-yeun when they meet in an Architecture 101 class, he’s too awkward and shy to express his feelings. Fastforward 15 years, and Seung-min’s college crush walks into his architecture firm looking for someone to design her dream home. Will Seung-min get a second chance at love? FEATURING Uhm Tae-woong, Han Ga-in DIRECTED BY Lee Yong-zoo (E) (G) (F) (I) (S) (P) (J) Gabi PG-13 1 hr. 55 min. (Es)(K) Set in Korea near the end of the 19th century, Gabi is based on the true story of the attempted assassination of King Gojong, the 26th monarch of that country’s Joseon Dynasty. Seeking refuge from the invading Japanese army, the king takes up residence in the Russian Embassy. Meanwhile, a pair of lovers named Illich and Tanya find themselves in Japanese custody after being arrested for swindling; he is conscripted into the army and she is forced to play a central role in “Operation Gabi”—the goal of which is to assassinate King Gojong. FEATURING Kim So-yeun, Joo Jin-mo, Park Hee-soon, Yoo Sun DIRECTED BY Chang Youn-hyun Journey 2: The Mysterious Island PG 1 hr. 33 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (J)(K)(R) (As)(Cs) After 17-year-old Sean receives a coded distress signal apparently from a remote island, he sets out with a group of fellow adventurers to track it down. What they end up discovering is an exotic world of stunning beauty, strange life forms, mountains of gold and more than one astonishing secret. FEATURING Josh Hutcherson, Dwayne Johnson, Michael Caine DIRECTED BY Brad Peyton English German French Italian Spanish Portuguese Japanese (K) Korean (R) Russian (A) Arabic (C) Chinese (T) Turkish (_s) Subtitles John Carter PG-13 2 hr. 12 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (J)(K)(R) (As)(Cs) A special-effects extravaganza based on stories by Tarzan creator Edgar Rice Burroughs, John Carter is the tale of a Civil War veteran (Taylor Kitsch, “Friday Night Lights”) who mysteriously wakes up on Mars. Taken prisoner by a group of 12-foot-tall barbarians, Carter manages to escape—only to encounter a princess (Lynn Collins) who is in dire need of help. The war-weary Carter soon realizes that the survival of the planet and its people rests in his hands. FEATURING Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Willem Dafoe, Thomas Haden Church DIRECTED BY Andrew Stanton Liar Game: Reborn PG-13 2 hr. 9 min. (Es)(J) Two years have passed since the Liar Game Championship, which was supposed to have put a permanent end to this high-stakes war of deception in which people compete for $20 million (at the risk of paying $2 million if they lose). But the villainous organizers are back and seeking revenge against the con artist who beat them the last time. FEATURING Shota Matsuda, Mikako Tabe DIRECTED BY Hiroaki Matsuyama Love PG-13 2 hr. 7 min. (Es)(C) This wistful story focuses on eight lonely souls, including a glamorous young woman who’s dating a successful businessman but who falls in love with a waiter, and a playboy attracted to a real estate agent who—as a single mother, neither young nor stylish—is nothing like his usual type. FEATURING Shu Qi, Vicki Zhao, Ethan Ruan, Mark Chao, Doze Niu DIRECTED BY Doze Niu UNITED.COM • AUGUST 2012 25 Personal Video Descriptions UNITED’S PERSONAL VIDEO SYSTEM places the power of the box office in your hands. Start, stop or pause whenever you wish. Try a movie, change your mind—it’s up to you. Film selections are subject to change. Most films are unedited; customer discretion is advised. Man on a Ledge PG-13 1 hr. 42 min. Salmon Fishing in the Yemen PG-13 1 hr. 52 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (K)(R) (As)(Cs) A wrongly imprisoned man makes a bid for freedom from a window ledge high above New York. To talk him down, the NYPD dispatches a police psychologist that he’s personally requested. However, things aren’t as straightforward as they appear, as he’s also secretly coordinating the theft of something that could prove his innocence. A powerful sheik has a vision: to bring salmon fishing to the desert. Turning his dream into reality will require the involvement of Britain’s leading fisheries expert, who happens to think the project both absurd and impossible. That is, until the British prime minister’s overzealous press secretary latches onto its potential as a “goodwill” story. FEATURING Sam Worthington, Elizabeth Banks DIRECTED BY Asger Leth FEATURING Ewan McGregor, Emily Blunt, Kristin Scott Thomas DIRECTED BY Lasse Hallström Scheme With Me PG 1 hr. 38 min. (Es)(C) Set against the backdrop of the turbulent early years of the Republic of China, Scheme With Me spins the tale of two rival outlaws who decide to join forces to intercept a hoard of gold from bandits and local warlords, who are all in collusion with an invading power. When the two schemers arrive at Fengkou, a remote hamlet where the transaction has been scheduled to take place, they hatch a cunning plot to use a deserted town nearby to fool their victims. FEATURING Richie Jen, Yvonne Yung, Tengger, Jiu Kong, Steve Yoo DIRECTED BY Pan Anzi 26 (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (J)(K)(R) (As)(Cs) AUGUST 2012 • UNITED.COM Thermae Romae PG-13 1 hr. 48 min. (Es)(J) Lucius is a bathhouse architect in ancient Rome whose conservative attitude has just cost him his job. When a friend takes him to a bathhouse to cheer him up, Lucius accidentally slips through time, reemerging in a public bath in modern-day Japan. There, he meets a number of people with a passion for traditional Japanese bathing rituals. Impressed, Lucius manages to find the way back to ancient Rome, and begins implementing some novel ideas. As he slips back and forth between time periods, his reputation as an architect flourishes. FEATURING Hiroshi Abe, Aya Ueto DIRECTED BY Hideki Takeuchi This Means War PG-13 1 hr. 37 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (J)(K)(R) (Cs)(As) The CIA’s two best operatives (Chris Pine and Tom Hardy) are inseparable partners and close friends until they end up falling for the same woman (Reese Witherspoon). Deciding to keep their friendship a secret from her, they pull out their full arsenal of fighting skills and high-tech gadgetry in vying for her affections. Meanwhile, the two agents are in the crosshairs of an international criminal who is bent on avenging his brother’s death at their hands. FEATURING Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Tom Hardy DIRECTED BY McG (E) (G) (F) (I) (S) (P) (J) Underworld: Awakening R 1 hr. 29 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P) (Cs)(As) Wrath of the Titans English German French Italian Spanish Portuguese Japanese (K) Korean (R) Russian (A) Arabic (C) Chinese (T) Turkish (_s) Subtitles PG-13 1 hr. 39 min. (E)(G)(F) (I)(S)(P)(J) (K)(R)(T) (As)(Cs) Vampire warrior Selene faces a perilous world in which humans have discovered the existence of both the vampire race and its sworn enemies, the lycans. With both groups targeted for extinction, Selene has to fight for her life while getting to the bottom of what looks to be a far-ranging conspiracy. The gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos. The balance tips to the dark side when Zeus, the king of the gods, is taken captive. It’s up to Zeus’ half-mortal son, Perseus, to undertake a treacherous quest into the underworld to rescue his father, overthrow the Titans and save mankind. FEATURING Kate Beckinsale, Michael Ealy, India Eisley, Stephen Rea DIRECTED BY Måns Mårlind and Björn Stein FEATURING Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Rosamund Pike DIRECTED BY Jonathan Liebesman HBO TV-MA 2 hr. Debuting this month is a lineup of HBO programs that mixes drama with comedy, and new shows with a classic one. First up is an episode of the Aaron Sorkin series “The Newsroom” (above), starring Jeff Daniels as a cable news anchor and Emily Mortimer as his new executive producer. Then comes the sitcom “Veep,” which follows the whirlwind day-to-day existence of Vice President Selina Meyer (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) as she puts out political fires and tries to repair her dysfunctional relationship with the chief executive. Wrapping things up is a classic episode of Larry David’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” in which Larry and Jeff decide to invest in an invention called a “car periscope.” (E) Showtime TV-MA 2 hr. (E) There’s plenty of misbehaving to go around in this set of two episodes each of Showtime’s “House of Lies” (pictured) and “Californication.” Inspired by the hit tell-all book House of Lies: How Management Consultants Steal Your Watch and Tell You the Time, “House of Lies” features Don Cheadle and Kristen Bell as cutthroat business gurus who always put their clients before their ethics (and their fees before their clients). In “Californication,” David Duchovny plays fast-living writer Hank Moody, who’s working on the script of a big-budget movie and dealing with competition a little too close to home: His daughter’s boyfriend is a talented writer himself. UNITED.COM • AUGUST 2012 27