October 2, 2014
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October 2, 2014
C O M M U N I T Y Fantasy Fest Pet Masquerade stars ‘party animals,’ Oct. 22 SPECIAL TO KONK LIFE More than 40 masquerade contests, parties and other spectacles challenge the creativity of mask and costume designers during Key West’s Oct. 17-26 Fantasy Fest — but none more than the Pet Masquerade and Parade for furred and feathered revelers. Scheduled Wednesday, Oct. 22, the costume competition is designed for domestic “party animals” and their human companions. e offbeat event draws several dozen entries ranging from costumed pet-and-person duos to animal-and-human ensembles staging choreographed performances. Many entries are likely to reflect the 2014 Fantasy Fest theme of “Animeted Dreams & Adventures” inspired by traditional Japanese anime and other creative animation from blockbuster films to comic-book classics. Animal entrants might be costumed as Kung Fu Pandas, black-masked Batmen or big-eyed heroes from stylized anime. Open to all domestic animals, the “animeted” antics are set to begin at 5:30 p.m. on an oceanfront stage at the Casa Marina, a Waldorf Astoria Resort, at 1500 Reynolds St. Judges traditionally award prizes for the top junior contestants, most exotic attire, best theme adaptation, best petowner look-alikes and overall winner. Recent years’ standouts include a “vampire cat” with a replica coffin, a Great Dane costumed as a Florida lobster, a Chihuahua “burro” with tiny tequila-filled saddlebags and an eerie ensemble that crept through the crowd and danced onstage to Michael Jackson’s “riller.” General admission for spectators is free. VIP seating and cocktail packages can be purchased, www.keystix.com Proceeds benefit the Lower Keys Friends of Animals. n 2 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 Masquerade March stepping out, Oct. 24 SPECIAL TO KONK LIFE Revelers dressed as comic-book heroes, characters from Japanese manga and other colorful creatures parade through historic Old Town Friday, | Continued on page 12 KEY NEWS n MIAMI VICE LOOKING BACK . . . 11 CVS plans giant drugstore on Duval BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER CVS Caremark, the parent company of thousands of CVS drugstores across the country, has its eye on Key West. On the heels of opening a new, 24-hour CVS in the Kress Building at 500 Duval St., which housed Fast Buck Freddie’s for 37 years, the company has now targeted 101 Duval St. as the latest location for a new retail outlet. If CVS wins planning board approval for 101 Duval, the company will operate two giant drugstores only four blocks apart. ere are currently three other CVS stores in Key West, and a new one opening soon on Stock Island. “We have several stores in the Key West market, and we are always looking for opportunities to expand service in our markets,” said CVS Caremark spokesperson Michael DeAngelis. Wampler said CVS will have to do other improvements to the building in order for it to meet city and state building codes. e current electrical system does not meet code, Wampler said. Handicapped accessibility will also be an issue, because the first floor of the building is up several steps from the street. A 36-car parking garage occupies the lower level, which could potentially flood during storms, he added. “We’d like to see some more landscaping around the exterior. I don’t know how successful we’ll be, because it’s an existing building. e approach is different on a existing building,” Wampler said, referring to the more limited building code requires that apply to a renovation of an existing building as compared to new construction. e CVS Caremark spokesperson said if the company wins city approval for 101 Duval St., the store would not open until late 2015 or early 2016. e newest store would move into a 10,631-square foot building that used to house a giant t-shirt shop at the corner of Duval and Front streets. e location has been vacant for the past three or four months, according to Key West Chief Building Official Ron Wampler, who has done a walk-through of the building with CVS officials and the city fire marshal. CVS also appeared before the city Development Review Committee on ursday, Sept. 25, for a preliminary meeting before moving on to the planning board. Wampler, who sits on the Development Review Committee, said CVS will be asking for approval of a minor development plan to build a roof over the existing 1,094-square foot interior courtyard at 101 Duval St. e company will also ask the planning board to approve a variance for the courtyard roof. 3 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 ROYAL HAPPENINGS! King and Queen candidate events • ursday, Oct. 2, 6-8 p.m. Annual All Candidates Bash at the Bourbon St. Pub, 724 Duval St. Join all of the candidates at this Meet & Greet Party. $25 donation into the party and chance to vote for favorite candidate. Great boost for moral and campaign coffers toward the end of a very grueling campaign schedule. Free tropical drinks while socializing with your friends. All Candidates • Saturday, Oct. 4, 6-9 p.m. Royal Ball at the Gardens Hotel, 526 Angela St. Mingle with royalty. Music Skipper Kriptiz and band. Food by Iron Chefs. Admission $50 per person, contact Jeremy Wilkerson, (305) 440-2300, for reservations. All Candidates | Continued on page 22 e new Kress Building CVS is expected to open sometime early next year. “We would lease the [101 Duval St.] building as part of this store proposal. is is in the very early planning stages . . . so we do not have additional details to share at this time,” DeAngelis said in an email to Konk Life. CVS/pharmacy is the retail division of CVS Health, which operates more than 7,700 stores in the United States. It was the first national pharmacy to end tobacco sales. n n CITY NEWS 04 HOUSING PROJECT 05 IMPROPER CREDENTIALS 06 SCHOOL BOARD 06 SUNSET CELEBRATION 08 CRUISE SHIPS 08 ROY BLANCO C I T Y N E W S october 2-8 Published Weekly Vol. 4 No. 40 PUBLISHER Guy deBoer MANAGING EDITOR Ralph Morrow NEWS WRITERS Mark Howell, John L. Guerra, Pru Sowers, Sean Kinney, C.S. Gilbert PHOTOGRAPHERS Larry E. 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Editorial materials may not be reproduced without written permission from the network. KONK Communications Network (305) 296-1630 • Key West, Florida www.konklife.com Commissioners pull out of affordable housing project BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER affordable housing. “We are being asked to spend $925,000 of Land Authority money designated to Key West for no new net affordable housing. We have four affordable housing apartments there now,” Johnston said. “On three of these units, they don’t even qualify for our workforce housing minimum square footage level. We have a 400-square foot minimum level to consider something affordable housing.” Mark Moss, executive director of Key West and Lower Keys Habitat for Humanity, acknowledged there were inconsistencies in the information his staff presented to city and county officials. e difficulty was that Habitat was rushing to meet a deadline to use money awarded to it as part of Florida’s share of the court settlement between mortgage lenders and the federal government, he said, and the design plan for 1012 Fleming St. wasn’t complete when Habitat first met with city commissioners. Florida received $300 million in the mortgage settlement, which was the result of irregular and irresponsible loans approved by multiple banks that resulted in default. Florida Habitat for Humanity received $20 million as part of that settlement. In turn, it gave $300,000 to the Key West and Lower Keys Habitat affiliate. at money must be spent by June 2015. “Habitat has tried very hard to make this state funding work. What we presented to you was the best option we could come up with. If you see fit not to move forward, we understand,” Moss told city commissioners. Bryan Green, an architect and member of the Monroe County Land Authority Advisory Committee, also appeared before the commission on Sept. 16. Emphasizing that he was speaking as an individual and not representing the advisory committee, Green urged commissioners not to move ahead with the project because of the high | Continued on page 12 One day before selling a five-unit house on Fleming Street to Monroe County for use as affordable housing, the Key West City Commission pulled out of the deal. Commissioners voted unanimously Sept. 16 to rescind their earlier vote to send the plan to the Monroe County Land Authority for its approval. Commissioners had voted Aug. 5 to nominate 1012 Fleming St. for inclusion on the Land Authority’s affordable housing acquisition list at a sales price of $925,000. Land Authority board members were scheduled to consider the acquisition at their Sept. 17 meeting and were expected to approve the property transfer if city commissioners OKed the deal on Sept. 16. But commissioners decided to reverse themselves because of new information about the project that came to light after their Aug. 5 meeting, according to Commissioner Teri Johnston. Originally, Key West and Lower Keys Habitat for Humanity, the Christian non-profit that renovates and manages 24 affordable rental units in Key West and Stock Island, was slated to partner with the city and county as the contractor to renovate the building. e plan was to turn the existing five rental apartments into five home ownership units offered to buyers meeting the county area median income criteria. When Habitat planners appeared before city commissioners on Aug. 5, the design was to create five, 599-square foot units. But when Habitat later went before the Land Authority Advisory Committee, the apartment sizes had shrunk considerably, ranging from 480 to 320 square feet. In addition, because the project was going to create five home ownership units, instead of five rental units as is the norm when Habitat takes over a project, the five tenants currently living at 1012 Fleming St. were likely to be displaced. Four of those tenants currently pay rents that qualify as 4 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 C I T Y N E W S Teacher on firing line for improper credentials threw the Scrabble piece at a student in violation of local School Board policies and the state Principles of Professional Conduct for the Education Profession in Florida. Detention center staff member Charnette Butler-Valdez watched the incident and documented it in an incident report. According to that document, Lynne was playing Scrabble with two students, one of whom “was taking too long and holding up the game according to Ms. Lynn[e],” whom Butler-Valdez interviewed. e 16-year-old boy, identified by the initials C.H., “choose [sic] a wooden letter from Ms. Lynn[e]’s letters, then changed his mind and gave it back. Youth C.H. then [took] too much time to decide which letter to choose which mad[e] Ms. Lynn[e] frustrated.” e teacher then “took a wood game piece with a letter on it and threw it at youth C.H. saying, ‘Here, take this one.’” Butler-Valdez reported that she called Lynne out for what she did and Lynne “looked at me amazed and then I reiterated to her that she could not do that. She apologized to me saying, ‘I am sorry, but I just get so frustrated.’” “In a private conversation, I told [Lynne] she cannot get frustrated because if the youth had retaliated it could be deemed self-defense. She again apologized for her actions,” according to Butler-Valdez’s report. In a Sept. 18 letter to Lynne, Porter wrote that her alleged actions “reduces the teacher’s ability to effectively | Continued on page 12 Scrabble letter thrown at student BY SEAN KINNEY KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER e Monroe County School Board on Sept. 23 put off taking a vote on Superintendent Mark Porter’s recommendation to fire a teacher accused of having improper credentials and throwing a Scrabble piece at a student. Board member Andy Griffiths said action will be delayed until the next meeting on Oct. 28 beginning at 5 p.m. at Marathon Middle/High School because of an issue with the notification of the board session this week. Robin Lynne has been a district employee since August 2002, according to Porter’s petition for firing, and most recently taught at the Florida Department of Juvenile Justice’s Monroe Regional Juvenile Detention Center next door to the Monroe County Detention Center on Stock Island. Instead of getting the appropriate certification to work as a “special assignment” teacher at the juvenile detention center, Lynne obtained an “elementary education” certificate, according to Porter. Ramon Dawkins, the district’s executive director of human resources, notified Lynne of the certification issue with a July 25 letter mailed to her Ramrod Key home. Dawkins warned Lynne, “Your employment with the district is in jeopardy.” en, Porter wrote, on June 2 Lynne 5 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 C I T Y N E W S Sunset Celebration management close to a deal School Board adding 4 to 59-bus fleet BY SEAN KINNEY KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER e Monroe County School Board on Sept. 23 unanimously approved the $441,580 purchase of four new 77-passenger schools buses as part of a 10-year plan to replace the School District’s bus fleet. On Dec. 10, the board also voted to spend $1,198,969 for 10 new omas C2 buses. Patrick LeFere, the district’s executive director of operations and planning, in November advised board members that the district’s 59 buses were quickly deteriorating. Specifically, 40 of the buses were five years or older; 15 buses were 10 years or older; and four buses were less than five years old. LeFere, laying out his case, said between 2000 and 2008 the district bought new buses every year totaling 55 buses. But between 2009 and 2013, the district only purchased four buses. “e district should have been on a regular purchasing schedule buying an average of four buses per year…” e increasing age of the bus fleet results in decreased reliability and increased costs for maintenance and fuel. ose recommendations led to the December purchase of the 10 buses, including three equipped with wheelchair lifts and two with seating for very young children. With the four-bus purchase approved this month, the district is following LeFere’s recommended purchasing schedule. | Continued on page 12 BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER After months of discussion, arguments and ultimatums, the city of Key West is close to hammering out a new use agreement with the Cultural Preservation Society allowing the organization to continue managing the popular Sunset Celebration at Mallory Square. A proposed final draft of a use agreement has been tentatively OK’d by the negotiating parties and has been submitted to Interim City Manager Jim Scholl for his review. Once he signs off, the CPS subcommittee working on the contract will present the draft agreement to the CPS board of directors for approval. e final step will be a vote by the Key West City Commission. “e city and the CPS are working diligently to craft an agreement. ey feel confident they will be able to reach an agreement shortly,” said Marilyn Wilbarger, the city’s senior property manager who has been helming the negotiations with the CPS. e CPS has been formally in charge of managing the nightly Sunset Celebration at Mallory Square, arguably one of the most popular tourist attractions in Key West, for the past 10 years. at lease expired in March and the CPS has been on a month-tomonth lease extension since then. Former City Manager Bob Vitas had laid down several ultimatums to the CPS in order for their management of the popular event to continue. Vitas told Konk Life in May that he was worried about in-fighting among Carlyle Group adds Postcard Inn, La Siesta BY SEAN KINNEY KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER e Washington D.C.-based Carlyle Group on Sept. 15 expanded its Upper Keys lodging holdings with the announced purchase of the Postcard Inn Beach Resort at Holiday Isle and La Siesta Resort. Carlyle, an international, publicly traded “alternative asset manager,” earlier in the year bought Islamorada Resort, formerly a Hampton Inn, and Pelican Cove Resort and Marina. All four properties, known collectively as the Islamorada Hotel Company, are managed by Miami-based Trust Hospitality. e sale prices have not been disclosed. “ese Islamorada properties are in high quality locations and have significant upside potential following renovation and management enhancements,” ad Paul, managing director of the Carlyle Group, said in a press release. As for renovations, an overhaul of the bathrooms at the 151-room Postcard will start by the end of the year; it’s part of an $18 million rehab plan for both properties that will ultimately include marina, common area and food/beverage outlet upgrades. “With the planned changes,” Paul said, “we’re confident that guests and the residents of Islamorada will continue to embrace the properties and support tourism efforts in Islamorada.” | Continued on page 12 6 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 the CPS membership and between CPS board members themselves, as well as the growing financial insolvency of the organization. In addition, Vitas said, CPS’s obligations to the city to provide an annual audit and quarterly financial statements had not been met. e possibility of losing control of Sunset Celebration has already pushed the CPS board of directors to make changes to the organization’s bylaws. Some of the most contentious issues are how the performers, artisans and food vendors are selected to win coveted space on the pier, how much each group will pay for that privilege and which CPS members get to vote on the operational guidelines. In the past, according to Vitas and two CPS members who asked not to be identified, factions within the membership would encourage friends to join the nonprofit organization right before an important guidelines vote was taken. Wendell Winko, chair of a CPS subcommittee working on lease negotiations, said the group has changed its bylaws to limit voting privileges to active, dues paying CPS members working regularly at Sunset Celebration. “at was one major change we did. e buying of votes was eliminated,” Winko said. Under the current lease structure, the CPS pays the city $5,216 a month for rental of the pier. Food vendors and artisans selling artwork are required to pay $600 a month to the CPS if they work every day. e fee lowers to $300 for working 15 days a month and $200 for 10 days a month. | Continued on page 13 MARK HOWELL‘S HOWELINGS Remembering Morning Glory BY MARK HOWELL named the Scarlet Succubus. eir marriage was open from the start and they KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER soon began to share lovers and friends, forming an ever-changing family netlthough it’s invariably the work whose members from 1997, took celebrity deaths, whether the “family” name of Ravenheart. self-inflicted or otherwise, that capture Morning Glory was born Diane the public’s attention, the lesser-known Moore, an only child, in Long Beach, departed can turn out to be no less Calif., to parents of Irish and Choctaw intriguing. descent. She was raised as a Methodist, How about Morning then Glory Zell-Ravenheart, who as Pentecostal, but rejected was born in 1948 and died Christianity in her teens. At of multiple myeloma in this the age of 17, she began year? Here’s her story: She practicing witchcraft and was the High Priestess of the three years later changed her Church of All Worlds and, name to Morning Glory. with her husband Oberon, While traveling to join a the joint head of the Gray commune in Oregon, she School of Alchemy. met a young man who MARK She is credited with coinfathered a daughter she HOWELL ing the term “polyamory,” raised as which is now in the Oxford English Rainbow, who later would return to live Dictionary. It means having a romantic with her father and changed her name relationship with more than one person. to Gail. Morning Glory was a witch who In conjunction with her husband dedicated her life to studying the “dark over many years, with whom she arts” and helped run her husband’s Gray continued to share a polyamorous life, School of Wizardry in Sonoma County, Morning Glory published poetry and Calif., the world’s only registered wizard short-story collections and also co-auacademy where novices split into four thored “Creating Circles and Cerehouses: Winds, Undines, Gnomes and monies” (2006) and “e Witch and Salamander. ey each learn alchemy, the Wizard” (2010). horse whispering, wand making, spell By 1999, the Zell-Ravenhearts had casting and advanced “mathemagics.” moved to Sonoma to found the School e Ravenhearts met in 1973 at a of Wizardry, but according to a latter Gnostic Aquarian Festival in Minneapo- post on Oberon’s online blog, a member lis, where Oberon (then plain Tim Zell) of the school became “engaged to a man was a keynote speaker on “eagenesis.” who’s hostile to the Ravenhearts, she is ey were married the following year in evicting us all to sell the houses and we a pagan “handfasting” ceremony perhave to find new homes.” One year formed by Archdruid Isaac Bonewits later, Morning Glory was diagnosed and High Priestess Carolyn Clark. with multiple myeloma. ey lived first in St. Louis, where ***** Morning Glory studied wicca, eclectic It seems the entire country tuned shamanism and goddess history. She into Ken Burns’ magnificent new, was ordained a priestess in the Church multi-part documentary on PBS, of all Worlds in 1962. “e Roosevelts, an Intimate History.” e Ravenheart couple spent much Here are some facts we culled that of their early life together on the move, have stuck with us ever since: • It was traveling in a converted school bus they A 7 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 President Grover Cleveland who told the baby Franklin Delano Roosevelt and his mom on a visit to the White House: “I have one wish for you, little man, that you will never be President of the United States.” • FDR’s entire Cabinet was sworn in at once, including the first female Cabinet member, Secretary of Labor Frances Perkins.• eodore Roosevelt is the only President born in New York City. • FDR’s stamp collection consisted of 1.2 million stamps. • eodore’s wife and mother both died on the same day, Valentine’s Day, 1884. • In her later years, Eleanor Roosevelt counseled President Jack Kennedy on women’s issues. • FDR, whose face now adorns the dime, founded what became the March of Dimes. • eodore Roosevelt ate a dozen eggs at breakfast. • Both of Eleanor Roosevelt’s parents died before she was 10 years old. • eodore Roosevelt was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his diplomacy during the Russo-Japanese war. • In FDR’s first 100 days in office, 15 major bills were passed. • Teddy Roosevelt wrote 150,000 letters in his lifetime.• Eleanor Roosevelt was niece to one President and wife to another. n Quote for the Week: “We have to have stories. It takes a story to make a story, one in which all are able to recognize the hand of God and imagine its descent upon ourselves.” — Flannery O’Connor CITY N E W S C O M M U N I T Y Cruise ships overwhelming Mallory Square pier Plymouth Savoy n The Naked Girl in the Tree House A Serial Novel by MARK HOWELL PART II ere are still American women out there who believe they were romanced by two of the Rolling Stones back in 1964, when in fact those English fellows were om One and David Carpenter. How can that be? Here’s how. Two English boys, not yet 20 years old, arrived in New York City aboard the SS United States for a year of adventure before college. Within the arcane social strata of Britain in 1964, David Carpenter, from the Midlands, was working class. om One, the narrator of this serial true story, was from the Welsh border and of the upper middle class. Aboard one of the sleekest ocean liners of its time, these two lads spent the Atlantic crossing discovering the pure pleasure of hanging out with girls from Painesville, a group of 20 returning to their school at Lake Erie College in Ohio. eir arrival in New York Harbor was in full throat, all of them assem- BY PRU SOWERS KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER bled at the bow and serenading the Statue of Liberty with the best of the latest Beatles hits, accompanied by two young guitarists from Cambridge, England, who were heading for fame in Las Vegas. om One and David Carpenter are peering at the dock on the Hudson and along the streets into the heart of Manhattan. We laugh at the length of the cars. is was the America we’d come to see. We said goodbye to the girls, each one of them by name, swearing we’d see them again just as soon as we got ourselves one of those bloated cars and could set off on the open road. But New York City was another matter. It was a city of jackhammers and cranes, whole streets under reconstruction, all glass and steel and thick with exhaust fumes. is was not the sleek American city like Los Angeles we’d seen in the movies and TV land. is was a city no longer mired in mourning for a murdered young president but dedicated to the realization of his wildest dreams. David and I spent our first nights in this gaudy Gotham at the YMCA, | Continued on page 23 Although Key West residents voted down a plan last year to consider allowing super-sized cruise ships to dock here, even the regular size ships are overwhelming the docking resources currently available in the harbor. e Mallory Square T-Pier, e T-shaped, concrete dock located in front of the Square where the nightly Sunset Celebration takes place, is currently used by cruise ships as a “mooring dolphin” to tie its anchoring lines to. e pier is also used by cruise ship passengers and crew for access to the ships. But the T-Pier, which was last upgraded in the 1980s, can’t adequately stand up to the stress put on it by 150,000-ton vessels, particularly in stormy weather. “When the wind blows, you have to have a lot of pilings in place. We don’t have the strength to hold them [cruise ships] in place during certain weather,” according to Interim City Manager Jim Scholl. “e T-Pier was never really designed to take the size ships that are coming into Mallory now. It’s taken a beating,” said Doug Bradshaw, Port and Marine Services Director. “It’s safe now but we’re in the upper limits [of structural safety].” As a result, city commissioners have given the go-ahead to a $1.237 million renovation of the T-Pier that will involve demolishing about 25 percent of the structure on its north end and installing a new mooring dolphin. e | Continued on page 16 Questions remain on death of Roy Blanco BY SEAN KINNEY KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER It remains unclear if Roy Blanco, wanted in connection with the death of his ex-girlfriend Tanya Gonzalez, stabbed himself to death Sept. 16 as police closed in on his Big Coppitt Key location or if he accidentally stabbed himself while being taken into custody. On Sept. 9, Gonzalez, of Miami, went missing and her body was located Sept. 16 in the trunk of her BMW. Overnight on Sept. 10, Blanco, 33, was spotted stranded on a boat with his mother and dog by a good Samaritan who towed the trio into the Shark Key boat ramp. A 1964 Plymouth Savoy with press-button automatic gears, tail wings big enough to stuff our luggage in . . . 8 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 At that point Blanco was questioned by U.S. Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) agents and released. en, on Sept. 16, Miami police found Gonzalez’s body and issued a be-on-the-lookout for Blanco. From there, Monroe County Sheriff’s Deputy David Chavka returned to the Shark Key boat ramp and heard from a rental boat vendor that Blanco had been camping in the area. Chavka, another deputy and two CBP agents quickly found the Blancos on Porpoise Point. As they approached the mother and son, “ey were each swallowing a handful of pills,” according to Chavka’s report. “Once both persons were restrained, we stood them both up and noticed that Roy Blanco appeared | Continued on page 19 THE BIG STORY e People d. Sharrows! BY RICK BOETTGER KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER be damned. I bike about 30 miles a week, mostly on the boulevards. In the last month I have seen exactly two slow bikers in the traffic lane. ey were hugging the curb, and as I watched, they got out of the traffic and onto the sidewalk near Radio Shack. So we have all defeated the sharrows by basically ignoring them! What a brilliant strategy — take that, FDOT! At the same time, the five guys who applaud the sharrows have won too, because the law is on their side — and it is a law that is usually a good law, encouraging more biking and less driving in the state of Florida. Yes, our sharrows are silly and dangerous, encouraging people on bikes like mine — remember, all the asphalt and sign icons are of fat-tired, high-handlebar bikes, not racers — to invade the traffic lane right next to a broad promenade well know as a bike path. But the sharrows are generally used in areas where such promenades are not there, and bikes like mine really need that traffic lane. Surprisingly, Florida has written some laws very encouraging to bikers. e sharrows may be the most biketrumps-car law we have. Pedestrians and cars can be stopped and cited for impeding traffic. But bikes enjoy an odd exception. Generally, bikes are supposed to stay to the right, so cars can pass them. But a complicated clause in the law says the lane must be wide enough to let them pass safely. e statute does NOT say how wide the lanes have to be, but a calculation resulting in a lane width of 14 feet now has the force of law where sharrows are concerned. Hardly any lanes are that wide. So, by law, sharrows can be created on almost any street in our cities. When is this a good thing? In dense urban areas where more people should indeed be using bikes instead of cars, and the sharrows not only encourage more bikers but make it safer for the ast month, I described my harrowing adventure, bicycling over the cheerful “sharrow” arrows and bike icons encouraging people like me to bike in the boulevard. I felt both scared and ridiculous, making the point that FDOT should NOT be encouraging fattired, 8 mph conch cruisers like me to be endangering their own lives while impeding car traffic, especially with a wonderful 12-foot promenade to bike RICK safely on. BOETTGER e amazing COLUMNIST good news is that common sense has prevailed, and everyone wins! ere are maybe five devoted bikers in town who love the sharrows, and whom we cannot get to write their side of the story, but they have won, too. e sharrows are probably going to stay, unless I can get Secretary of Transportation Ananth Prasad to correct another FDOT error, as he did with the one-way changing to two last year. But I am not hopeful. But we don’t need him, actually. A remarkable combination of our civic leaders, law enforcement, and we the people ourselves have neutered the deadly sharrows. e city manager and numerous commissioners have publicly advised against biking in the boulevard, sharrows be damned. e sheriff’s deputies will continue to pull over bikers impeding the flow of traffic, as they have in the past and with me personally, sharrows be damned. And we the people are using our common sense to bike on the promenade, as we did before, sharrows L 9 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 bikers already there. Also, an intended effect of having bikes use the road is in fact to slow down traffic, motivated by wanting to make the streets safer and, I think making driving less pleasant compared to biking. If the drivers cannot beat you, maybe they’ll join you. So hooray for anything encouraging more biking. e sharrows encourage a good attitude statewide towards biking. e five touch bikers rule in Key West — sharrows forever! Actually, FDOT has discretion in using the sharrows. e statute allows them, but does not require them. Note they could also be on South Roosevelt, but they are not. e worst would be for these sharrows to bring disrepute to their cause elsewhere. It is bad enough they are ignored objects of scorn here, by civic leaders, the law, and the people ourselves. I dread a slow biker who believes the sharrows make him safe, and then some night is killed by a driver who for whatever reason is not ready for an eight MPH speed bump in his lane. Our sharrows would be ultimately bad for that biker. And harmful to the cause of bikers in the entire state. Let us pray it doesn’t happen. Yes, you may, but of course you shouldn’t, bike the boulevard. n GOOMBAY FEST Oct. 17-18 In the historic Bahama Village neighborhood, the lively Goombay is known for its island-style food, arts and crafts, nonstop live entertainment and dancing in the streets. INFO bahamavillagegoombay.com K E Y W E S T L OU COMMENTARY Bank robbers BY LOUIS PETRONE KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER esterday, people robbed banks. To name a few . . . Jesse James, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Ma Barker, John Dillinger, Willie Sutton. Today, banks rob people. To name a few . . . Countrywide, Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, Merrill Lynch. Yesterday’s bank robbers went to jail or were killed. Today’s bank robbers buy their way out. Today’s bank robbers engaged in sleazy mortgage schemes that broke the economy. ey were and are white collar criminals who don’t carry a gun. ey use money and influence instead. eir actions have resulted in thievery on the highest scale to the detriment of millions of Americans. Today’s bank robbers do not go to jail. Again, they buy their way out. An example being Bank of America’s recent civil settlement with the U.S. government to the tune of $16.6 billion. A new form of crime and punishment. Iceland had a similar problem. e government wanted to bail the banks out. e people said no. Bank leaders were arrested, tried and sent to jail. Iceland survived. Jail is not in the mix as far as our government is concerned. Attorney General Holder said early on that banks were “…too big to fail.” He later added that the banks were “…too big to prosecute.” American justice today for a sizable portion of the affluent 1 percent. ose who became extremely wealthy because of wrongdoing. Which means if you are rich enough, crime pays. n Y LOU PETRONE COLUMNIST e Lost Soul Former Key West baseball star Khalil Greene finds solitude in South Carolina e following story on Khalil Greene, one of Key West’s greatest, if not the greatest baseball player, appeared on StL Sports Page. PART I By Rob Rains GREER, S.C. — e wording might be a little different, but the essence of the question is the same, whether it comes from somebody who knew Khalil Greene in high school, college, the minor leagues or the majors — a group that includes teammates, coaches and scouts. “Do you know where he is?” Five years after he played his last game for the Cardinals, and his last game in the majors, at the age of 29, walking away from the game he loved because of his problems with social anxiety disorder, Greene has seemingly fulfilled a goal of making himself as invisible as possible when he was done playing baseball. “He told me, ‘When I get done with baseball, you will probably never see me or hear of me again,’” said Cardinals pitcher and former teammate Adam Wainwright. A desire to talk with Greene, and attempt to find out what his life has been like after baseball, was unsuccessful. Interview requests, submitted through a variety of in- dividuals, were either ignored or dismissed. Sources did confirm that he lives in Greer, S.C., just outside of Greenville, about 40 minutes away from where he became one of the best college baseball players ever at Clemson but there are no property records listed in his name on file. He has been married since 2006 and he and wife Candice have two young sons. Despite the proximity to Clemson, his coach there, Jack Leggett, has not talked with or seen Greene for some time. “at’s sad for me,” Leggett said. “I’ve tried to reach out and leave messages but I don’t know if they are being heard or not. At one point I talked to his parents (who also live in Greer) a while back. I always had a soft spot in my heart for him. I love Khalil and love what he has done for our program. All the memories and thoughts I have of him are positive.” And Leggett is not the only one who feels that way about Greene. Interviews with those former teammates, from high school through the major leagues, coaches and scouts painted the picture of a player — who despite possessing premier talent — just could not escape the reality that he could not be perfect, eventually reaching the point in the majors that he would often try to inflict pain on himself as a form of punishment when he failed to get a hit or made an error. 10 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 “I honestly think the game rattled him,” said one of his Cardinal teammates in 2009, Skip Schumaker, now with the Reds. “at happens all the time. It’s rattled me. I’m not immune to this social anxiety thing. It’s tough … I think he is probably happy wherever he is, not having to worry about fielding a ground ball or getting a hit. I think he had enough of the game.” “More talent than Ripken” From a young age, the game was the focus of Greene’s life. Born in Pennsylvania, his family moved to Key West, Fla., when he was five. By then Greene already had been playing Whiffle ball for three years, but he played soccer first when the family arrived in Key West before a friend’s dad got him involved in the local baseball program. Greene’s father reportedly kept a ball which Greene literally had hit the cover off. When he had to answer a question in grade school about what he wanted to do when he grew up, Greene answered, “play baseball.” When the teacher said he needed a backup plan, Greene didn’t have one. Brooks Carey also grew up in Key West playing baseball. A lefthanded pitcher, he reached Triple A with the Orioles and Reds before his career stalled. He moved back | Continued on page 24 C O M M U N I T Y Crockett and Tubbs bring style to the Keys. Looking back on ‘Miami Vice’ BY MARK HOWELL KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER It starred Don Johnson as Florida kiddo “Sonny” Crockett and Philip Michael omas as Bronx boy Ricardo “Rico” Tubbs, two detectives who hap“Miami Vice” first hit the small pened to find themselves working unscreen 30 years ago with a two-hour dercover for the Metro-Dade Police episode titled “Brother’s Keeper” on Department. e series ran on NBC Sept. 16, 1984. from 1984 to 1989. e e show ran for five USA Network then began seasons and ultimately had airing reruns annually and a lasting impact on the life indeed broadcast an origiand culture of South nal, unaired episode in JanFlorida and the Keys, espeuary 1990. cially on how those places It was not the first TV were viewed by the rest of show to pair a white cop the nation, indeed the with a black cop (that disworld. tinction goes to the 1965It is said that the 1980s 1968 series “I Spy” began when Crockett and featuring Robert Culp and Tubbs cruised through a Inveterate Keys’ Bill Cosby, but “Miami glittering Miami night in candidate Danny Coll Vice” is considered the first Crockett’s black Ferrari helped provide classic program that truly revealed Daytona Spyder toward a cars to “Miami Vice.” why color TV was inshowdown with a cocaine vented. kingpin while Phil Collins’ e tag line to the show became “In e Air Tonight” simmered on the “MTV Cops” due to its use of contemsoundtrack. porary songs at least twice per episode, “Vice” was created for NBC by each of them memorable. Musicians Anthony Yerkovich and directed by whose music was used on the show Michael Mann, who launched his ranged from Willie Nelson, Ted Nugent, formidable Hollywood reputation | Continued on page 18 through the series. 11 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 PET MASQUERADE, OCT. 22 | Continued from page 2 Oct. 24, during the Masquerade March that begins at Key West Cemetery. e march is a highlight of the an- nual Fantasy Fest celebration, an uninhibited masking and costuming festival scheduled Oct. 17-26 in the island city. Featuring more than 40 lively events, Fantasy Fest 2014 is themed “Animeted Dreams & Adventures” in salute to traditional Japanese anime and other forms of creative animation. e Masquerade March typically draws thousands of merrymakers wearing everything from elaborate feathered masks to offbeat ensembles inspired by the festival theme. Free to enter and watch, the promenade is to start at 5 p.m. at the Key West Cemetery’s Frances Street entrance. Participants proceed along two routes, stopping for libations at bed-and-breakfast inns along the way. Spectators line the streets of Key West’s historic district, applauding and sometimes joining in, before the march reaches its end at the Fantasy Fest Street Fair on mile-long Duval Street. Recent years’ participants have included a “101 Dalmations” troupe featuring dancers costumed as puppies, a trio of archangels with huge white-feathered wings, a flock of “flamingo men” dressed in fluffy pink tutus and a scaly green “dragon” that towered above the crowd. e march is a prelude to the annual festival highlight, Saturday night’s 3Wishes.com Fantasy Fest Parade through Key West’s downtown district. Each year the glittering procession includes dozens of decorated floats, costumed marching groups and high-energy island-style bands. n COMMISSIONERS | Continued from page 4 cost of renovating the five units, the likely eviction of the current tenants, and the fact that 100 percent of the project cost would come from public funds. “e public sector has no place in thinking it can 100 percent fund affordable housing,” he said. “It just can’t. What it can do is to use what money it has to leverage out the private sector and tax credit money.” “Sometimes there’s just not a good project out there,” Johnston said about trying to find a suitable housing project that qualifies for state and federal grants. “We didn’t have enough information to make a good long-term decision for this $925,000.” n TEACHER ON FIRING LINE | Continued from page 5 perform duties. is occurred when a projectile was launched at a student by you.” He also notes that Lynne, a member of the United Teachers of Monroe union, has requested a formal hearing with the Florida Department of Administrative Hearing. at process is invoked after the School Board takes a vote on termination. n SCHOOL BOARD | Continued from page 6 Although the item passed unanimously and with little discussion, board member Ed Davidson asked LeFere to look at alternatives moving forward. Davidson referenced presentations on natural gas powered buses he had seen at meetings of the Florida School Board Association. “It would seem to me that at least the Key West part of the fleet would be a candidate,” he said. “ere are some pretty compelling figures that over the life of the bus it will pay for itself.” omas also manufactures several models of buses that run off compressed natural gas. “A number of districts have started buying into these programs,” Davidson said. “We’re talking about big money here if the practicalities can work. I hope that we look into that over time.” In an email to board members, district watchdog Larry Murray echoed Davidson’s sentiments. “Compressed natural gas and propane are the fuels of the future; diesel is the fuel of the past. As the School District makes long-term investments, I strongly suggest that you look at alternative fuels for your bus fleet,” he wrote (which was published in the Konk Life Blast on Sept. 25). n CARLYLE GROUP | Continued from page 6 Patrick Goddard, president and chief operating officer of Trust Hospitality, said his company is “thrilled to further expand our portfolio in the Florida Keys.” “We’re eager to bring a new level of service and style to the Postcard Inn and La Siesta Resort while providing guests and locals a new and vibrant way to experience Islamorada.” He said no significant changes to staffing levels are anticipated. e Postcard Inn is located at Mile | Continued on page 13 12 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 COMMUNITY He never saw it coming, but writer did BY JONATHAN WOODS KONK LIFE SPECIAL WRITER Mahadeo Jerrybandham was a regular fixture over the years on Duval Street in Key West where he gave palm readings. He was the inspiration for my story, “A Lucky Man,” written several years ago, about a ruthless businessman who comes to Key West for sport fishing and has his palm read by an unnamed psychic. Later in the story, the businessman shoots and kills the palm reader for reasons I won’t disclose; you’ll have to read the story. “A Lucky Man” was first published in the anthology “Murder in Key West,” edited by Shirrel Rhoades of Absolutely Amazing eBooks in 2013. Subsequently it appeared in my new noir story collection, “Phone Call from Hell | Continued from page 12 Marker 84. e six-acre, all suites La Siesta is at MM 80.2. Renovations are already under way at the Pelican Cove and Islamorada Resort. at property will re-open as an “upscale boutique hotel” called the Amara Cay Resort. Carlyle Group employs more than 1,600 people in 40 offices on six continents, according to the company website. n Mahadeo Jerrybandham and Other Tales of the Damned” from New Pulp Press (now a part of Amazing eBooks). How weird is it that in real life, Jerrybandham returned to his home in Trinidad for a vacation and was shot dead by an unknown assailant? Too weird, but true. be released until it has been presented to the CPS after Scholl signs off, Wilbarger said. But the two sides appear close to an agreement. “It looks like we’re going to get a lease and if we do, it will be for five years,” Winko said. “It’s looking positive.” n MARK YOUR CALENDAR | Continued from page 6 Race challenge, Key West sights But performers are only required to pay a use fee if they sell merchandise such as T-shirts as part of their act. e CPS is considering charging a flat fee to all three groups going forward. However, member payments have not been keeping up with CPS’s monthly financial obligations to the city. e new use agreement is expected to address this issue, as well as allow the CPS to extend Sunset Celebration into daytime hours, as well as the regular event in the evening. Details of the use contract will not Saturday, Oct. 11, in Southernmost Marathon: run 26.2 or 13.1 miles during “SoMo.” 10k for shorter challenge. ursday-Monday, Oct. 9-13, in Key West. Full marathon begins 5:30 a.m. Saturday; half-marathon and 10k at 6:15 a.m. Start/finish lines at Pat Croce’s Rum Barrel, 528 Front St., event’s presenting sponsor. Race expo noon-6 p.m. Friday. Race day, finish-line party, 8:30 a.m.-noon. Awards ceremony and party 5 p.m. Saturday at Rum Barrel. n INFO www.somomarathon.com SUNSET CELEBRATION 13 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 Headlined the Trinidad newspaper recently: “Famed Hindu Palm Reader Mahadeo Jerrybandhan Shot and Killed in Apparent Robbery.” e report continues: “Jerrybandhan, 74, a resident of Key West, Fla., was shot once in the head in a bedroom of his son’s home, where he was on vacation. “His daughter-in-law Sharlene Mootoo said she last saw Jerrybandhan around 10 p.m. in the yard with his two nephews preparing for Pitri Paksh [an auspicious period in the Hindu religious calendar]. “She said both Jerrybandhan’s nephews went on errands and he returned to the house. Mootoo said she heard a loud noise but it was not unusual for gunshots to ring out in the area. “When we looked we saw someone running out of the front gate. We went to the front bedroom and saw him [Jerrybandhan] lying in the bathroom of the front bedroom. He had one gunshot wound to his head. Just out of the blue this happened. We are still in shock. He was a man who exercised, did yoga and ate healthy all the time. I believe he knew his attackers and in a panic they shot and killed him because he would have been able to identify them. But justice will come from God.” “Police suspect Jerrybandhan was the victim of a botched robbery. Family members said it is believed that the killer hid in an overgrown lot across the road from Jerrybandhan, whose wife died several years ago. “He was well known in Key West for his palm reading. “e murder toll for 2014 to date now stands at 292. For the same period last year, there were 270 murders.” n CULTURE VULTURE Nuturing a culture of forgiveness By C.S. GILBERT KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER udaism is an interesting faith. Having been born into it, and having taken a self-selected list of mitzvot, which means simultaneously blessings and obligations, into my adulthood, I claim no credit for this particular part of my identity — any more than I would expect to be singled out for my Midwestern birthplace, my scholastic diversity as a child of snowbirds in California and Florida or even my excellent college education (also California, my choice). All are parts of an acculturization process; all human beings experience it, albeit differently in different cultures. Judaism is also most often a cultural identity, and ethnic identification, which is why we have all stripes of Jews (including atheists and agnostics, humanists and secularists). e various stripes of orthodoxy (in all faiths) and of Protestantism in Christianity tend to be more theological and dogmatic. us we Jews have a smorgasbord of choices in daily life: daily observance? Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur Jews just like Christmas and Easter Christians? Lox and bagels from Goldman’s? J e Jewish Comedy Channel? ere is one High Holy Days tradition, however, I cherish. Between Rosh Hashanah, the New Year (presently 5775, always my age, having been born just before 5700), and Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, are the Days of Awe. Jews are expected to make amends, to ask forgiveness from anyone we might have wronged, so that with a clean slate we may be given another year of life. People in this town have received such notes from me and have forgiven me. (If they do not choose to forgive, it becomes their problem. Judaism is practical that way.) From whom do I ask forgiveness? Almost exclusively the recipients of my sudden, unbridled anger. I have always had a hair-trigger temper, in adulthood almost always under control — but I can be quick to lash out and am almost as quick to regret my words. (Apologizing on the spot, or soon after, negates the obligation of a written note.) But there is a note or two to write this holiday season. Psychologically, it is a great balm; I suggest non-Jews consider it as a New Year’s resolution. But even more than friends or relatives, colleagues or associates, there is another, more important forgiveness to muster. at is the ever more difficult task of forgiving ourselves. We’re few of us perfect, and we sometimes fail in areas and with individuals with whom we most want and need to succeed. Banish that grief. Send it beyond memory. Look ahead with love and hope and faith in our own capacity for growth and wisdom. And l’shanah tovah — may you be inscribed in the Book of Life for a sweet and healthy and happy new year. n 14 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 Simple seafood goodness A stove-top low country boil BY KERRY SHELBY KONK LIFE STAFF WRITER eafood boils, accompanied by tubs of ice-cold beer, are great options for making a large crowd of hungry, thirsty guests very happy without spending a fortune. ey are quick, flavorful and not overly demanding on the host. Clean up is a breeze when you just dump the whole steaming pile of seafood onto a newspaper-lined picnic table and invite everyone to dig in. e whole event is about casual eating and socializing without pretense or distraction. Whether it’s a clambake by the Pacific or a fish fry by the Gulf of Mexico, it’s hard to beat a summer seafood feast. A few years ago while vacationing on Cape Cod, a group of us all chipped in on a kitchen clam and lobster bake that was delicious and a ton of fun. is past summer in South Carolina, though, I encountered what may be the simplest and purest form of the seafood one-pot: An authentic Low Country Boil. S hosts opted for an informal buffet, dumping everything into the middle of tables and guests loading their paper plates with their hands. It was a perfect, hot summer afternoon and guests lingered until well after sundown. By most accounts, natives of Frogmore, a small town on St. Helena Island off the South Carolina coast, seem to have no recollection of this specific dish as children, so don’t let tradition bog you down here. My version gives a nod to New Orleans, using Zatarain’s spices instead of Old Bay and Andouille sausage instead of kielbasa. Use whatever you like or what you’ve got and enjoy! Sometimes called Frogmore Stew, even though it is not a stew at all, this seafood boil is little more than fresh succulent shrimp, smoky sausage, potatoes and corn, but their flavors meld together perfectly. e scene was classic: Outdoors with a big crowd digging into coolers for cold beers or sipping white wine while the boil came together. Our 15 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 Low Country Boil Make a simple cocktail sauce using 1 cup ketchup mixed with 1/3 cup prepared horseradish, 1 tablespoon Sriracha chili sauce and juice from 1 lemon. Refrigerate for at least 1 hour or overnight. In a large pot, combine 5 quarts of water with 1 3-oz. packet of Zatarain’s | Continued on page 16 Kerry Shelby is a food enthusiast, cook, forager, adventurer and a hungry consumer of life. He is creative director and host of Kerry Shelby’s Key West Kitchen, a food and lifestyle brand appearing at kwkitchen.com and on the Key West Kitchen channel on Youtube. Mallory Square CRUISE SHIPS posts that a ship’s lines are tied to — were replaced with stronger anchoring structures. | Continued from page 8 new dolphin will actually not be attached to the existing T-Pier but will stand by itself to help take stress off of the older structure. Once contractors finish driving new piles into the ocean floor, laying down a concrete structure and attaching fenders, the top of the new dolphin and the existing pier will be bricked over so that the two structures look like one. “It will look just the same,” Bradshaw said. “It’s within the same footprint.” e state Department of Transportation has approved a $762,000 grant to help pay 61.5 percent construction costs, with the city kicking in the remaining $475,500. However, there may be additional DOT grants available to bring the state’s contribution up to 75 percent. Bradshaw said he expects construction bids to go out by the end of the year. e T-Pier dolphin project will be combined for bidding purposes with another municipal project, replacing the seawall at the Gulf end of Duval Street. Construction could begin in March or April 2015. Structural upgrades were done to the other end of the city pier about four or five years ago, Bradshaw said. At that time, the bollards — the short, vertical KEY WEST KITCHEN KERRY SHELBY | Continued from page 15 Crab Boil seasonings and 1 lemon, cut in half. Cover and bring to a boil (allow 15 or 20 minutes for this step). Add 4 pounds of small halved red potatoes and cook uncovered for 10 minutes. Add 2 pounds of Andouille sausage, cut into 1½ inch pieces and 6 ears of fresh corn, cut in half crosswise. Cook 5 minutes more or until the potatoes are tender. Add 4 pounds of unpeeled Key West Pink or Royal Red shrimp and cook 2 minutes, until shrimp start to float. Drain immediately and spread out on a table covered with newspaper. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and serve with cocktail sauce. n Serves 12 Beverage choice: Ice cold beer or a Chardonnay spritzer Kerry Shelby is a food enthusiast, cook, forager, adventurer and a hungry consumer of life. He is creative director and host of Kerry Shelby’s Key West Kitchen, a food and lifestyle brand appearing at kwkitchen.com and on the Key West Kitchen channel on Youtube. 16 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 e movement of the film swerves into seriousness however, when it is revealed that Milo is still emotionally dependent on his male teacher, the lecherous and closeted Rich (Ty Burrell), whom he had sex with in high school. Maggie has her emotional addictions as well, committing adultery several times with various continuing education instructors. “e Skeleton Twins” is a diverse odyssey in friendship and family love that is nothing short of a roller coaster. Wiig and Hader who worked together on “SNL” know each other well with such looseness and easy verve that they might as well be siblings, if not by blood, then by profession. eir exchanges are simply authentic. Not a single one of the characters is cheaply done or played for quick laughs. ese people (especially Maggie and Milo) are genuine and made of flesh. Although quick and brief as with a pastel drawing, we see this sister and brother as colorful grinning goblins that use Halloween as a holiday shield against dysfunction, insecurity and sadness and we grow with them. e ghost of their father is felt throughout as a “Day of e Dead” laughing skull, although he is masked and only sketchily visible. Indeed, the father’s philosophical antidote of joking through pain makes able medicine against a controlling mother’s New Age nonsense (singularly delivered by actress Joanna Gleason) in one of the film’s best scenes. It is a point of view that these two have taken to heart and despite the upheavals, at once tense and tittering, it serves them well. is film succeeds where so many other indie comedies fail; it maintains a perfect tone throughout. No one segment is superfluous or thrown away upon the eye and even the incidental scenes offer a dry and soft-biting wink. e beginning flashes of Milo and Maggie as children in particular, have a fine delicate hand that recall a Charles Addams cartoon, and a sweet yearning for some unapologetically black humor. ough one might well think of immediate laughs, the film is neither a drama nor a comedy. More than anything, it is a portrait of a sister and a brother in the midst of their similarities TROPIC SPROCKETS n I N R E V I E W W IT H Ian Brockway e Skeleton Twins ilmmaker Craig Johnson (True Adolescents) takes us on a novelistic journey that is as rich as a work by Salinger. e film, “e Skeleton Twins” produced by Mark and Jay Duplass, is thrilling, meaningful and provocative in tone. Kristen Wiig (Bridesmaids, SNL) as Maggie is gripped in depression. Just as she is about to take a heap of sleeping pills, she gets a call from the hospital. Her brother Milo (Bill Hader) has attempted suicide. Maggie steps up although she hasn’t seen Milo in 10 years. In a parallel of sorts to “Love Is Strange,” Milo moves in with Maggie and her husband: e macho, athletic but likable Lance (Luke Wilson). Much of the comedy in the beginning centers on the glib sharpness of Milo up against Lance’s slow wit. e dialogue makes for some laugh out loud funny bits with exchanges destined to be classic, reminiscent of “A Fish Called Wanda.” F 17 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 TROPIC CINEMA 416 Eaton St. • 877-671-3456 and differences. “e Skeleton Twins” far outshines most indie films by betraying no confining heaviness or fluffy lightness. As close as possible, (especially given that these two famed comedians, Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader have such a previously recognizable shtick) this is life. Week of Friday, October 3, 2014 through Thursday, October 9, 2014 My Old Lady (PG-13) Fri - Thu: (2:00), 4:20, 6:35, 8:45 Love is Strange The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Them (R) Digital Presentation Fri - Thu: (1:30), 6:10 ra Sachs (Keep the Lights On) hits upon familiar territory once more in “Love Is Strange,” a character study of two older men who are just married, struggling and in love. George (Alfred Molina) is a music teacher in a New York City Roman Catholic school while Ben (John Lithgow) is a painter with brief touches of fame. As a couple for 40 years they decide to marry. But all is not smooth. rough Facebook, word gets out among the school administration in regard to George’s wedding and he is promptly fired. I | Continued on page 23 The Drop (R) Digital Presentation Fri - Thu: (4:00), 8:25 The Skeleton Twins (R) Digital Presentation Fri - Thu: (4:15), 8:55 Guardians of the Galaxy 3D (PG-13) Digital Presentation Fri - Thu: (1:45), 6:30 Yves Saint Laurent (R) Digital Presentation Fri - Thu: (3:50), 8:35 Love Is Strange (R) Digital Presentation Fri - Thu: (2:15), 6:25 a KEY BUSINESS KEY WEST tween Crockett, driving a Camaro, and Tubbs, with Crockett’s stolen Scarab, is roaring with it along the Intracoastal. Crockett finally recaptures his boat only by leaping onto it from a bridge over the Waterway at full speed. “Ah, ‘Miami Vice,’” exults Gratz, “who can forget such style?” Don Johnson, 64, who was just 30 years old when the show premiered, set a new trend at the time with his pastel T-shirts and linen suits. He recently looked back on all of that with the Irish Independent newspaper — the Irish have always adored him — about how he has put it all behind him now. Readily admitting that he lived a life of unbridled hedonism, bingeing on booze, cocaine and beautiful women, there came a point when he was sitting on the porch of his Colorado ranch in the late 1990s, that he took an inventory of his wealth, the 20 cars, the boats, the houses. “I had what everyone assumes are the elements that make you happy and I was intensely unhappy.” He’d begun acting as in the first place as a way to escape his brutal home life. “I came from a very poor family in Missouri that believed in corporal punishment.” He eventually came to realize that debauchery in escaping his demons had left him looking like “a fat Elvis.” So he quit drink and drugs and, after marrying his third wife, schoolteacher Kelley Phleger in 1999, sold his fleet of fast cars. “I didn’t need them to get laid,” he said.” Philip Michael omas, meanwhile, went on to star in “Coonskin” (1975) and opposite Irene Cara in the 1976 film “Sparkle.” Following his success in “Miami Vice,” he first appeared in numerous made-for-TV movies and ads for telephone psychic services. He served as a spokesperson for cell phone entertainment company Nextones and supplied the voice for the character Lance Vance on the video games “Grand eft Auto: Vice City and Grand eft Auto: Vice City Stories.” n MIAMI VICE | Continued from page 11 Frank Zappa, Little Richard, James Brown and the Eagles, whose Glen Frey both wrote and sang the song “You Belong to the City” for the episode in which he played a leading part. Frey also wrote and performed the song “Smuggler’s Blues” for a second-series show in which he appeared as a shady pilot who flies Crockett and Tubbs to Columbia to they can arrange a drug buy. And singer Sheena Easton appeared in several episodes as Crockett’s wife. By far the most significant cultural impact of “Miami Vice” was the role it played in culturally rejuvenating Miami Beach and the city of Miami itself. In the course of the production, the show’s production team actually restored several dilapidated buildings on South Beach. No other TV show could be credited with revitalizing a city to quite this degree. e Keys’ connections to the show begin with the very first episode, in which Crockett warns Tubbs that his chained alligator named Elvis is freaked out because it once consumed a flight bag full of the drug LSD rom a lab in Key West. Subsequent episodes were rife with asides such as, “I know a terrific bar in the Keys...” In 2005, Mann made a film version of “Miami Vice” updated to the 21st century. Starring Colin Farrell and Jamie Fox, several of its scenes were shot on Old State Road 4A in Upper Sugarloaf. Another Keys connection occurred during the heyday of the series in the form of Danny Coll, who recently narrowly lost, for a second time, the race for Monroe County commissioner. “Miami Vice” producers several times approached Coll to ask him if he’d ask customers at his exotic-car repair shop in Miami whether they’d be willing to lend an exotic car for use in an episode. Most said yes. In addition to the cars in “Miami Vice,” there were the boats, for example Crockett’s Wellcraft Scarab 38-foot KV (whose manufacturer once produced a model with the same color scheme as in the series). A typical fan from the very first episode, Key West resident Tim Gratz, recalls the race be- Athletes race, Oct. 20 Heroes and Villains 5k Run/Walk 6 p.m. on Oct. 20. Dress as favorite superhero or villain and run, walk or fly to the finish line. Prizes for most creative, best group, scariest and funniest competitors.Race starts and ends at e Reach, a Waldorf Astoria Resort, 1435 Simonton St. Costumes not required. Race is an official event of the island city’s Oct. 17-26 Fantasy Fest festival. Register online through Oct. 19. n INFO www.heroesandvillains5k.com 18 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 SHORTANSWERS BY J E F F J O H N S O N n P A U L A F O R M A N CITY NEWS ROY BLANCO | Continued from page 8 cide how to handle it, then stick to your guns. What you decide is less important than deciding together once and for all. Take your chances Dear Short Answers: I’m at that stage of life when my friends are dying. I’m not ready to die, but I don’t want to be the last man standing, if you know what I mean. How do I make younger friends without appearing like a lecherous or desperate old man? Getting On Dear On: Making friends based on age or latest health reports seems desperate and a titch vulgar. Try screening for like sensibilities — it is the only answer. Formerly sartorial Dear Short Answers: My husband decided, since he retired last year, he doesn’t need to shave or shower every day. He’s not lazy. He plays golf, works in the yard, visits the grandkids, etc. He just doesn’t like what he calls “maintenance functions.” Should I make a big deal about this or hope it’s just a phase he will get tired of? Kinda Like Good Grooming Dear Kinda Like: Dear Short AnWe couldn’t agree with swers: A man and I you more! However, we PAULA FORMAN & have feelings for each JEFF JOHNSON have known many other but we live about (mostly men, but not exclusively) five hours apart. We have agreed we who have equated retirement from won’t be doing anything with other work with the end of basic hygienic people until he decides if he can standards. Some if it is confusion, handle long distance. Am I the only but the answer is surely and abone who finds it bizarre we like each solutely not the abdication from reaother, pretty much off the market, sonable standards — they just need but not dating yet? What’s the point? to be re-interpreted. You can help! Why don’t we just date? Waiting Tell him he needs a new wardrobe Dear Waiting: Why is it that he is for his new life and it’s important to doing the deciding and you are doing you because you still think he’s the waiting? is is not an auspicious VERY HANDSOME! beginning. If it smells bad, it’s bad Wasting her time Familiar pains Dear Short Answers: I have been going out with a girl for about two years and get the feeling she wants to start talking about marriage. I’m not ready for marriage and wouldn’t really consider it with her anyway. Should I just keep ignoring her hints and change the subject? Or do I need to just tell her no way! John Dear John: Yes, you really need to tell her, “No way.” n Dear Short Answers: My daughter from a first marriage is disabled. My wife and I partly support her and my grandson. Once in a while, her ex doesn’t pay support and we can never decide how much more help to give. e judicial system isn’t quick enough to help. It causes tension at home. Any ideas? Standing In Dear S.I.: Since this is re-occurring, you and your wife need to de- SHORTANSWERS SHORTANSWERS Life is complicated. “Short Answersisnt. Send a question about whatever is bothering you to [email protected] or go to www.shortanswers.net and a psychologist and sociologist will answer. A selection of the best questions appear in Konk Life. 19 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 to have a large object in his waistband hidden under his shirt. We saw a knife sticking in his abdomen. Blanco became too unstable for transport by helicopter, so he was taken to Lower Keys Medical Center where he died. An autopsy report from the Monroe County Medical Examiner’s Office is pending. After the initial reports, on Sept. 19, Monroe County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Becky Herrin issued a “clarification.” “None of the officers who were on the scene when Blanco and his mother were apprehended actually saw him stab himself with the knife. Customs and Border Protection officers who first confronted him said he was sitting or crouching on the ground, attempting to ingest pills; they knocked the pills from his hand and made a successful effort to keep him from swallowing the pills that were in his mouth.” “Blanco struggled, during which time he was taken the rest of the way to the ground and was handcuffed for his own and the officers’ safety.” Herrin said, “e knife wound could, therefore, have been either self-inflicted or an accident.” ere was a viewing for Tanya Gonzalez planned for Sept. 26 at the Vior Funeral Home in Miami. n october 2-8 inside! (CLOCKWISE FROM LEFT) Smokin’ Tuna Caffeine Carl Schooner Wharf Paul Cotton Band Hog’s Breath Terrence Riecker 20 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 FUNTIMES Schooner Wharf Bar 202 Williams St., 292-3302 n Thursday 1002 TBD 7-11pm Friday-Saturday 1003-04 Paul Cotton Band 7pm-Midnight Country rock performances, highly entertaining shows include music from Paul Cotton’s 40 years as POCO’s lead guitarist, singer and composer. The recipient of multiple Gold and Platinum records, his hits include “Heart of the Night,” “Crazy Love,” “Barbados,” “Indian Summer,” “Bad Weather.” Tributes to Paul’s roots in Buffalo Springfield and Illinois Speed Press, along with some great new originals! The Paul Cotton Band is composed of local musical legends Joel Nelson, Russ Scavelli, Din Allen, and Greg Shanle on percussion. Sunday 1005-06 George Victory/Marty Stonley 7-11pm Tuesday 1007 Raven Cooper 7-11pm Wednesday 1008 Tim Hollohan 7-11pm Hog’s Breath Jonell Mosser John Nemeth 10pm-2am Nemeth’s “Love Me Tonight” debuted at No. 10 on the Billboard Blues Chart. This marks an auspicious start for the singer/ harmonica player’s followup to his 2007 debut. Smokin’ Tuna 4 Charles St., off 200 block Duval, (305) 517-6350 n Thursday 1002 Nick Norman 5pm Caffeine Carl/Ericson Holt 9pm Friday 1003 Nick Norman 5pm Caffeine Carl & Friends 9pm Saturday 1004 Nick Norman 5pm Caffeine Carl 7pm Country on the Beach 11pm Monday-Sunday 1006-12 Cliff Cody 5:30-9:30pm Jonell Mosser Band 10pm-2am La Te Da 1125 Duval St., (305) 296-6706 n Friday 1003 Cabaret: Christopher Peterson’s EYECONS, 9pm Saturday 1004 Cabaret: Randy Roberts Live!, 9pm Piano Bar: The Fabulous Spectrelles, 9:30pm Sunday 1005 OTOBERFEST Tea Dance, 4pm Monday 1006 Piano Bar: Larry Smith Tuesday 1007 Cabaret: Christopher Peterson’s EYECONS, 9pm | Continued on page 22 Hog’s Breath Saloon 400 Front St., (305) 296-4222 n Thursday-Sunday 1002-05 Terrence Riecker 5:30-9:30pm Native New Yorker resides on Long Island where he is a magical draw at the local club scene. This singer/ songwriter performs throughout many New England’s popular venues. 21 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 FUNTIMES | Continued from page 21 McConnell’s Irish Pub 900 Duval St., (949) 777-6616 n Mondays 8-11pm — Eric from Philly Tuesdays 8-11pm — Fiona Malloy Wednesdays 8-11pm — Tom Taylor Thursdays 7-9pm — Trivia Mania; 9pm-1am — Chris Rehm/Open Mic Fridays 8pm-Midnight — Love Lane Gang Saturdays 9pm-1am — Eric from Philly Sundays (Brunch) 11am-2pm Rick Fusco/Oscar Deko/ Kerri Dailey 9pm-2am — Industry Appreciation ROYAL HAPPENINGS CANDIDATE EVENTS | Continued from page 3 • ursday, Oct. 16, 5:30–7:30 p.m. Key West Innkeepers Association’s Annual All-Candidates Party at TBD Entry fee suggest donation $10. All proceeds split evenly between candidates. All Candidates • Friday, Oct. 18, 6–10 p.m. Coronation Ball at the Southernmost Beach Café, 1405 Duval St. $5 admission gets one free vote. $50 priority seating includes one vote and buffet. VIP seating reservations, visit www.aidshelp.cc All Candidates n Pinchers 712 Duval St., (305) 440-2179 n Carl Hatley 1-5pm 6/30am,7/2am,7/4am,7/5am Bobby Enloe 1-5pm 7/1am,7/3am,7/6am Carter Moore 7-11pm 7/4pm, 7/5pm Sunset Pier Zero Duval St., (305) 296-7701 n Thursday 1002 C.W. Colt 1-4pm Rolando Rojas 6-8pm Friday 1003 Rolando Rojas 1-4pm Rolando Rojas 6-8pm Saturday 1004 The Doerfels 1-4pm Sunday 1005 The Nina Newton Band 1pm Robert Albury 6-8pm Monday 1006 C.W. Colt 1-4pm Robert Albury 6-8pm Tuesday 1007 Tony Baltimore 1-4pm Wednesday 1008 Robert Albury 6-8pm Ongoing Events • Drag Queen Bingo, 801 Caberet Sundays until Oct. 12, 5 p.m. Bingo at 801 Bourbon will divide all proceeds equally among the candidates. All Candidates • Aqua Idol, Tuesdays until Oct. 14, 6–8 p.m. Candidates sing at Aqua Nightclub, 711 Duval St. 75 percent of the monies collected will be split among the candidates and 25 percent would go to the campaign for which the winner is representing. All monies will be donated to AIDS Help. Free to attend. All Candidates n 22 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 THE NAKED GIRL | Continued from page 8 where we came across a dispiriting number of fellow Brits and Europeans whom we’d really not come all this way to meet. At the Y we spent most of our time scouring the employment ads in the newspapers, realizing that our combined pocket money would run out sooner than anticipated. David was braver at this hunt than I was, prepared to use up fistfuls of coins telephoning in response to ads for the unlikeliest of jobs. “Swabber” at a Times Square peepshow theater, for example. I simply considered myself unemployable. On the second day David strode into the storefront office of British Overseas Airways on Fifth Avenue and came out hired as a ticketing clerk. But I would do the more daring thing. I telephoned my father in England, reversing the charge. “Dad, New York is wonderful, it’s alive, the place to be!” “at’s good, good,” he said. “So what do you need?” “I just can’t find a job.” “Oh, for God’s sake,” he said. Dad was an attorney (a “solicitor” in Britain) and had to wear a wig in court. He’d once visited the White House on an international conference junket to Washington. “Call this number,” he told me. I took a note of it and called it right a way. “Conrad Hilton here,” said a voice. “Ah,” I said, then steeled myself to explain the purpose of my call. “Oh for God’s sake,” he said. “But I like your accent. Report tomorrow morning at the Hilton at Central Park South. ey’re looking for an elevator operator. Tell them I sent you.” e next morning, they dressed me up in a uniform like I was the King of the Belgians, complete with epaulets and white gloves. My elevator became home for six nights a week, a place where I met the Duchess of Windsor and any number of celebrities I did not recognize. ey all loved my accent except for an Irish employee who pressed the express button for the top-floor penthouse and pum- meled me with his fists all the way up until I fell from the car onto the carpet at the final stop. I never did get my own back, to the fury of David who threatened to come to the hotel lobby seeking righteous revenge. I told him I’d prefer to turn the other cheek. After a mere few weeks of regular paychecks and semi-starvation, David and I had amazingly accumulated enough cash to afford a one-bedroom apartment at number 30, 30th Street. Back at the Y, David and I had fallen in with two fellows who’d ultimately be the ones to steer us toward the acquisition of a car and complete the picture of our fortune and independence. Billy was a tall, bulky fellow from Brooklyn and Andy a much shorter, bespectacled character from the Bronx. ey loved the mix of our accents and wanted to spend as much of their spare time, which was plentiful, in our company, introducing us to Times Square and Greenwich Village, which basically meant nightlife all day. Plus Tad’s Steak House (steak and a potato for less than a buck); Horn and Hardart, the automats for all-day hanging out; plus the women’s prison at the heart of the Village with its anguished yells from above. It was Billy and Andy who shared with us our first puff of marijuana, right there on a neon-lit midtown side street. “Do these two remind you of Jack Kerouac and Allen Ginsberg?” I asked David, “the way they look?” “No idea,” he said. But it was they who finally put us on the road. “Have we got a deal for you,” announced Billy one blinking, blazing Saturday on Broadway and Forty Second. “We need to unload something on you.” Andy added the clincher. “You two fine gentlemen have been chosen. No questions asked.” We could not refuse the offer. A Plymouth Savoy with press-button automatic gears, tail wings big enough to stuff our luggage in, metallic color job and semi-bald (not bald) tires. “Call it $600 cash. Now,” said Kerouac and Ginsberg. e deal was sealed on Henry Street in Brooklyn Heights, rumored to be Norman Mailer’s neighborhood. Done. We were on our way. n Next week: “A Hard Day’s Night” premieres in Times Square and we seek out the Rolling Stones at the Peppermint Lounge on 45th Street TROPIC SPROCKETS n I N R E V I E W W IT H Ian Brockway | Continued from page 17 Since the couple has lived just a bit beyond their means, they can’t afford the nice apartment in the city and the two call a family conference. While they have the support of their relatives, not one of them is all that thrilled to have them as roommates. Ben and George decide to split locations in order to keep the city life. e bohemian Ben takes up with his nephew Elliot (Darren Burrows) and his wife Kate (Marisa Tomei) while the more conservatively appearing but perhaps inwardly daring, George moves in with two gay cops (played by Manny Perez and Cheyenne Jackson). Kate can’t work on her novel because of Ben’s vocal self doubts together with his large and somewhat slovenly appearance. Elliot is invariably preoccupied on the phone, taking on the form of something halfway between a skeleton and a ghost. Kate is at her wit’s end. Across town, George doesn’t fare much better, forever assaulted by disco music and a motley assortment of strangers. e core of this film is the believable qualities and emotional chemistry between Lithgow and Molina. Lithgow’s Ben is aloof, a tad passive and elitist, 23 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 while Molina as George is a nervous teddy bear who frets over nuances and expenses. ese two have indeed lived and loved each other, both apart and together. With just a few bare touches of the hand, we can feel their seasons and grasp the texture of intimacies shared — be it by fire or along the rocks of an ocean. While all of the actors have fine outings (Darren Burrows is both a non-entity and a threat, while Marisa Tomei is a chattering wreck) it is Charlie Tahan that shines as the shy but seething son Joey who is anarchistic and homophobic. Actor Eric Tabach is a highlight too, as the aloof and arrogant Vlad, Joey’s friend. Lithgow’s performance embodies a nostalgic and melancholy New York that still retains a hope to recapture times long gone by. Ben’s art, reminiscent of the Ashcan school and Andrew Wyeth, speak of a 1970s metropolis of diners and gay bars, which are now little more than a comet’s reflection or the trace of Warhol’s silver star. When Ben falls down the stairs, overrun by the heaviness of metal and his own body, the city is seen in a void as the blankness of skyscrapers rush by. e message of “Love Is Strange” suggests that the intimacy of caring holds through any emotional famine as the heart and memory fuses to make a living memento: one part creating a cameo and the other, a steady compass. n Write Ian at [email protected] SPORTS | KHALIL GREENE | Continued from page 10 home after his father underwent a heart transplant, and some friends asked if he could fill in as an umpire for a youth league. at was the first time Carey saw Greene. “I was standing behind the pitcher’s mound calling balls and strikes,” Carey recalls, the memory as fresh as if happened last month instead of 23 years ago. “A ball was hit in the hole at shortstop, and this kid made a major-league play. en the kid got to the plate. “I thought he might be the best player in America. You couldn’t really be any better than he was. He looked out of place because he was so much better than everybody else.” Greene was 11 at the time. By the time Greene became a senior at Key West High School, Carey was the school’s coach. Greene already had helped the school win a state championship as a sophomore and the team won again two years later in 1998. “I played with Cal Ripken when he was 17 and 18 years old and I thought Khalil had more talent than Cal,” Carey said. “Cal used to get upset when I said that. So during spring training, the Orioles had a day off and I asked Cal to come down and throw out the first pitch at one of our games and told him, ‘watch the kid play. I don’t know what to tell you. He’s better than you.’ “Khalil hit leadoff, and about the second or third pitch of the game he hit the ball about 420 feet onto the soccer field. I think he hit .500 that year and his onbase percentage had to be .600 or .650. He was unreal.” At least one scout noticed. Doug Carpenter, now with the Indians, was the area scout for the Cardinals in south Florida at the time. He wasn’t certain Greene’s skills projected as a majorleague shortstop but told Carey the Car- dinals would draft him in the second or third round and give him a $250,000 signing bonus if Greene would agree to sign and become a catcher. e three — Carpenter, Carey and Greene — met for breakfast one morning when the team was playing in Boca Raton, Fla. “I told him, ‘Doug, I can tell you right now you are going to ask him and he is going to look at you and say ‘no’,” Carey said. “He doesn’t talk in sentences. I never heard his voice until the middle of the season when I went out to shortstop one day at practice and asked him a question. I just thought he was an introverted type of guy. “Doug asked him that question and Khalil just said, ‘No thanks’ and kept eating. Doug started laughing because that was what I had told him Khalil was going to say.” Whether that word got around the scouting community or not, Carey didn’t know, but the draft came and went in 1998, through all 50 rounds, with no team selecting Greene. Carey, who had played for Mike Martin at Florida State, tried to interest his former coach in Greene but was told the team had other plans. A rival coach agreed to come see Greene play during a tournament in Atlanta. Tim Corbin was an assistant at Clemson at the time, and is now the head coach at Vanderbilt, where he led the Commodores to this year’s NCAA Division I championship. Corbin remembered having seen Greene the year before at a high school showcase but this time he was more focused on watching him. “He was a player you had to see a couple of times to understand what his true value was to a team,” Corbin said. “e more I saw him over the course of that week the more I knew he was a really good player who could do a lot of different things. When he was at bat or had a ball hit to him, you would walk away thinking, ‘that’s the best player on the field.’” Corbin signed Greene to a scholarship and over the course of the next four years, Greene blossomed into a firstround draft pick and a player who as a senior won five national player of the year awards as he led Clemson to the College World Series. As a senior he hit .470 with 27 homers and 91 RBI in 71 games. “He will always be the greatest college baseball player that I’ve ever been exposed to in terms of having an opportunity to coach him,” Corbin said. “ere is no one who can do some of the things he could do on the field.” His head coach, Leggett, agreed. Every time he looks out to left field at Clemson’s home field, Doug Kingsmore Stadium, he sees the banner on the wall saluting Greene for that season. “e year he had was the best I have ever seen,” Leggett said. “He was always very private and quiet, but when it came time to play he was always ready, he always had the right frame of mind. He was just one of those kids who went about his business in his own way. “He was very disciplined off the field and very regimented in what he ate. He ate tuna fish out of the can and oatmeal for breakfast every morning. He marched to his own drum. But all of his teammates would probably tell you he was the best player they ever played with.” Greene also was smart. He had a lot of interest in art and wanted to major in that subject at Clemson but the class times conflicted with the baseball practice schedule, so he became a sociology major and earned all-conference academic honors for three consecutive years. He also was a very strict follower of the Bahai faith, having been raised in that religion by his parents. His first name, Khalil, means “friend of God.” His middle name, abit, means “steadfast.” It was partly because of the religion he took such good care of himself, always working out in the weight room and staying away from the college student’s normal diet of pizza’s and fast food. Mike Rikard had watched Greene as an assistant coach at Wake Forest and as an opposing manager in the summer Cape Cod League before becoming an area scout for the Padres during Greene’s junior year at Clemson. “He was always a real interesting kid to me,” Rikard said. “Looking back, he was just so incredibly amazingly disciplined in everything that he did. He was eating a low-fat, high-protein diet before 24 www.konklife.com • OCTOBER 2 - 8, 2014 that was the cool thing to do. He was so focused and driven. Everything he did was just so precise – how he took batting practice, how he fielded ground balls. It was like he was a 10-year major-leaguer in his routine and he was still in college. “Off the field he was different. I don’t think he engaged a lot socially. He was really into rap music. He was a really cool guy but he was definitely different, with different interests. “As a scout a big part of our responsibility is to try to assess makeup and how driven a certain player may be, with the ultimate goal to be a good major-league player. I couldn’t have had more confidence that he was that type of guy. He was so driven, so focused. Kind of looking back the one question maybe I ask myself was how much fun he was having on the field.” One of the times when Greene allowed himself to have fun was going to Corbin’s house to watch professional wresting events on television. “I enjoyed the theater of it, and got to know him better through that,” Corbin said. “I was struck by his intelligence and his inner soul. He’s not one of those personalities who is going to hit you in the face but the more you are with him, the funnier you find him, the smarter you find him. He is somebody who does not want any attention whatsoever.” Rikard, now a national cross-checker for the Red Sox, convinced the Padres to use the 13th overall selection in the 2002 draft on Greene, an unusually high spot to draft a college senior but that was how much Rikard believed in Greene’s ability. A few days after the draft, Rikard was at Clemson as the Tigers played Arkansas in the Super Regional, with a spot in the College World Series at stake. Rikard was watching as Greene came to bat in the ninth inning of his final home game. “I kind of get goose bumps telling the story,” Rikard said. “It was kind of like something out of a movie. He got a standing ovation from the entire stadium, and then he hit a ball off the top of the batting eye in center field. It was one of those moments where you just went, ‘wow’.” n Follow Rob Rains on Twitter @RobRains • Continued next week! Jack Bridges Campaign Party at New York Pasta 25 www.konklife.com • October 2-8, 2014 OMG Joe Weed!!!!! at Aqua Idol GUY DEBOER | PHOTOGRAPHER 26 www.konklife.com • October 2-8, 2014 Howard Livingston at the Galleon Sunset Tiki Bar. ML for Queen KAREN WALKER | PHOTOGRAPHER 27 www.konklife.com • October 2-8, 2014 Red Shirt Theme Run in Support of Aids Help GUY DEBOER | PHOTOGRAPHER 28 www.konklife.com • October 2-8, 2014 Singularly unique! by C. S. GILBERT KONK LIFE REAL ESTATE WRITER ingularly unique. That may seem like a redundancy but it’s an apt description of the home at 846 Olivia St., in the quiet neighborhood facing the Key West Cemetary. Originally a tobacco barn and reportedly built in 1908 – but for some reason noted on a “1817 Property Data Card,” according to its Monroe County MLS listing – this remarkable home combines the lofty and the cozy, the sturdy historic and the quirky Key West of today. Someone who loves history and antiques is going to adore this three bedroom, three bath home. It is perfectly located less than a mile from Duval Street entertainment, perhaps a mile from Rest and Higgs beaches and a quick zip to New Town shopping and the rest of the Keys. Between incarnations as the tobacco barn and a comfortable single-family home, the property was reportedly a paint store, a beauty shop and a residential duplex. What remains, inside the hand-carved, Brazilian mahogany front door, are stunning flooring and beams of Dade County pine, with exposed rafters, nine-foot ceilings on the first floor, two cozy gabled bedrooms and bath upstairs with totally unique, wrap-around closets and storage. One enters this home from Olivia into a 20-foot by 30-foot great room that was, when the S A massive, hand-carved Brazilian mahogany door fronts Olivia St. Note the secure bike/scooter parking to the right. present owner purchased it a few years ago, a studio with bath and kitchen downstairs and, from a side door previously designated its own Packer Street address, the three bedroom, two bath main residence. In this incarnation the wall between studio and main living room was removed, creating the spacious current living-dining room. Extensive renovations and upgrades were also done throughout, from roof to patio. The studio’s full bath remains, but the kitchen has been converted into a handy pantry/storage area, an accessory to the primary kitchen, a sleek, updated space continued on next page The 20-foot by 30-foot great room was once both a separate studio apartment and the living room of the main residence, which had its own address on Packer Street. 29 www.konklife.com • October 2-8, 2014 Singularly unique! Continued The handsome staircase at the rear has been lovingly restored. The kitchen is bright and attractive, with handy built-ins and an unusually deep porcelain double sink with an amazing, flexible water faucet. Both upstairs bedrooms have the exposed wood beams shown in this guest room view. Tropical ocean-tinted tile is featured in the upstairs bathroom. with glass tile splashboard, original pine flooring, a Bosch dishwasher and a deep, porcelain double sink with an accessory, flexible spray spigot. There is high-impact glass (with screw-on hurricane shutters for the whole house, the owner noted) plus, in the kitchen, gate accessing the off-street parking space from Packer Street. It’s worth noting that the home is in the X flood zone, with no flood insurance required. In case of loss of power, not unknown in these parts, there is an 8,500 kw generator to keep the fridge and partial lovely wood shelving, including both a built-in pantry cupboard and a four-bottle wine rack. There is also a wood plank ceiling. Just out the back door is an enclosed washer-dryer cubby and a shed housing the water heater, with a 30 www.konklife.com • October 2-8, 2014 lighting and AC functioning. The first-floor bedroom overlooking Packer, now currently used as an office, is adjacent to a full bath with tub and handsome Mexican tile which could easily be configured into an ensuite Continued on next page Singularly unique! bath, the owner suggested, for a separate mother-in-law unit. Upstairs, the two good-sized bedrooms under the eaves are quirky and charming. The flooring in one is made of bird’s eye maple cabinet doors and at the entrance is a sturdy, handsome, exposed beam from the original tobacco warehouse. A corner cubby wraps around to overlook the stairway. Both bedrooms boast handsome exposed beams. A hallway/dressing room separates the two, with one side a wall-long closet that wraps around and connects to the closet in the front bedroom. There is an upstairs washer/dryer hookup, should a new owner choose to bring the laundry indoors. A hallway door opens at the rear onto a sweet sitting porch, shrouded by greenery and very private. Continued This corner lot is handsomely landscaped with mature plantings augnmented more recently with mango, travelers palm, bougainvillea and white birds of paradise. A special bonus is a secure, enclosed scooter or bicycle parking area adjacent to the main entrance on Olivia. This unique and delightful property is offered by Doug Mayberry Real Estate. Contact the mother-daughter realtor team of Bobby Ciulla at (561) 306-2397 or Jennifer Newman at (323) 600-5678. The upper hall offers access to a private, treetop sitting deck. This downstairs room, presently an office, could be a third bedroom, den or even a motherin-law suite. Come to the OPEN HOUSE on October 5th from noon to 3 pm. Konk Life welcomes subjects for other articles about Keys homes currently for sale. Contact Guy deBoer at (305) 296-1630 or (305) 766-5832 or email [email protected]. 31 www.konklife.com • October 2-8, 2014 1 3 2 Featured Home Locations 1 3 2 5 Key Haven 4 Stock Island Featured Homes – Viewed by Appointment Map # Address #BR/BA Listing Agent Phone Number Ad Page 1 416 Margaret St., Key West 3BR/3BA Brenda Donnelly, Prudential Knight & Gardner Realty 305-304-1116 32 2 2007 Seidenberg Ave., Key West 4BR/4BA Roberta Mira, Florida Keys Real Estate Co. 305-797-5263 32 3 1101 & 1103 Petronia St., Key West 4 Units + Cottage Ronald McGregor, Beach Club Brokers, Inc. 305-294-8433 800-545-9655 32 4 1232 South St., Key West 2BR/2BA Doug Mayberry, Doug Mayberry Real Estate 305-292-6155 35 #BR/BA Listing Agent Phone Number Ad Page Doug Mayberry, Doug Mayberry Real Estate 305-292-6155 35 Open House Map # Address 5 1217 Packer St., Key West 5BR/5BA Open House - Sunday 10/5/14, 12-3pm JUST LISTED JUST LISTED JUST SOLD!!! Two office locations to serve you: MLS #120379 – 3/2, 1,426 S.F. $525,000 ROBERTA MIRA 305-797-5263 S EE MORE ON OUR MLS #120369 – 4/2, 4,804 S.F. Waterfront – $449,900 MARK MOLBACK 305-923-8924 1824 Flagler Ave., Key West, FL 33040 Office: (305) 296-4422 507B South St., Key West, FL 33040 Office: (305) 292-1922 Toll Free: (866) 715-4422 E-Mail: [email protected] Congratulations to Mark Molback on this recent sale! WEBSITE: FLORIDAKEYSREALESTATECO .COM Key West Association of REALTORS® keywestrealtors.org Phone (305) 296-8259 Listing Agency Lower Keys Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt Coldwell Banker Schmitt RE/MAX All Keys Real Estate Coldwell Banker Schmitt Bascom Grooms Real Estate Royal Palms Realty Robinson Real Estate Company SBX Real Estate Engel & Voelkers Florida Keys Key West Coldwell Banker Schmitt Allison James Estates & Homes Coldwell Banker Schmitt Royal Palms Realty Island Group Realty Century 21 Schwartz Realty Realty World Tropical Properties Real Estat Doug Mayberry Real Estate Key West Properties Selling Agency Sold Date List Price 349,000.00 490,000.00 642,000.00 324,900.00 399,000.00 269,900.00 299,000.00 799,000.00 135,000.00 135,000.00 140,000.00 $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ 324,000.00 490,000.00 560,000.00 290,000.00 402,000.00 269,900.00 287,500.00 755,000.00 135,000.00 130,000.00 130,000.00 Street # Street Address Coldwell Banker Schmitt American Caribbean Real Estate Coldwell Banker Schmitt Dolberry Realty Sellstate Island Properties Coldwell Banker Schmitt Keller Williams Realty Royal Palms Realty Robinson Real Estate Company Singh Real Estate Singh Real Estate 9/23/14 9/23/14 9/25/14 9/19/14 9/19/14 9/18/14 9/17/14 9/25/14 9/18/14 9/22/14 9/22/14 Prudential Knight & Gardner Realty Datashare Office Auction.com Preferred Properties Compass Realty Doug Mayberry Real Estate Banyan Resort Realty Seaport Realtors Seaport Realtors Doug Mayberry Real Estate 9/22/14 $ 150,000.00 $ 145,000.00 3312 Northside Dr #309 9/19/14 $ 541,200.00 $ 662,500.00 915 Eisenhower Dr #401 9/19/14 $ 390,000.00 $ 390,000.00 2120 Seidenberg Ave 9/22/14 $1,425,000.00 $1,390,000.00 1420 South St 9/19/14 $ 499,000.00 $ 475,000.00 1621 Rose St #2 9/19/14 $ 649,900.00 $ 614,150.00 700 700 Pearl St 9/22/14 $ 224,900.00 $ 224,900.00 623 623 Thomas St #A 9/23/14 $ 469,000.00 $ 448,000.00 1423 1423 Catherine St 9/23/14 $ 895,000.00 $ 800,000.00 1112 1112 Elgin Ln 9/18/14 $1,195,000.00 $1,150,000.00 1500 1500 Atlantic Blvd #303 Based on information provided by the KWAR MLS from 09/18/2014 to 09/25/2014 4 $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ Sold Price Fax (305) 296-2701 3939 431 24236 23068 22969 22774 19516 77 6000 5950 5950 Gordon Rd Coral Ave W Caribbean Dr Sailfish Sharp Ln Cudjoe Dr Seminole St Bay Dr Peninsular Ave Peninsular Ave #610 Peninsular Ave #601 Island Built Description Bdrms Wtrfrnt MM Big Pine Key Ramrod Key Summerland Key Cudjoe Key Cudjoe Key Cudjoe Key Sugarloaf Key Saddlebunch Stock Island Stock Island Stock Island 1989 2013 1986 1976 1997 1987 1997 1994 N/A N/A N/A Single Family Single Family Single Family Single Family Single Family Single Family Single Family Single Family Boat Slip Boat Slip Boat Slip 2 3 2 2 3 2 3 4 0 0 0 Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes No No Yes Yes Yes Yes 29 27 25 23 23 22 19 15 5 5 5 Key West Key West Key West Key West Key West Key West Key West Key West Key West Key West 1980 1983 1953 2004 2008 1958 1928 1938 1899 1986 Condo Condo Single Family Single Family Condo Single Family Condo Single Family Single Family Condo 2 4 5 3 3 2 1 2 2 2 No Yes No No No No No No No Yes 3 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 1 0 Good Deeds sponsored by OPEN HOUSE Oct. 5, 12-3pm 1217 Packer St. 5
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