the vintage car - Sunshine Coast Antique Car Club
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the vintage car - Sunshine Coast Antique Car Club
The Vintage Car Club of Queensland Inc. Queensland’s original and oldest historic motoring club. Founded 1955 Preserving Queensland's Motoring Heritage “It's all about the food”edition Scandinavian Feast, New Farm Picnic see what's to come under events: VCCQ/Alvis Interstate run Issue no. 377 APRIL 2016 60 YEARS YOUNG The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 2 THE VINTAGE CAR CLUB OF QUEENSLAND Inc. Meetings Meetings are held at 8pm on the third Friday of each month at the VCCAQ Clubrooms, 1376 Old Cleveland Rd., Carindale QLD 4152. The Club’s well-stocked Library is open before and after the meeting and a pre-meeting BYO everything BBQ is usually enjoyed by a number of our members. OFFICE BEARERS 2015-2016 PRESIDENT Doug Young SECRETARY Frank Corbett TREASURER Anne Corbett COMMITTEE Dave Fletcher Ronnie Brown Mike Hawthorne Brian McMillan You?? EVENTS Ronnie Brown 0418 719 430 [email protected] 3511 0818 [email protected] 3511 0818 [email protected] 0478 0419 3358 0412 [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] Speak to President 917 443 702 329 4367 303 477 0419 702 329 [email protected] QUEENSLAND HISTORIC MOTORING COUNCIL Vacant IMMEDIATE PAST PRESIDENT Chris Pike 3821 1631 [email protected] EDITOR Brian McMillan 0412 303 477 [email protected]. LIBRARY Duncan McPhee 3374 1404 REGISTRAR Rob Gabb 3286 4417 [email protected] VEHICLE DATING Contact the Secretary CORRESPONDENCE Unless otherwise requested, please address all written correspondence to: The Secretary The Vintage Car Club of Queensland Inc. 1376 Old Cleveland Road Carindale QLD 4152 You can also email the club: [email protected] The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 3 SENDING MONEY TO THE CLUB Cheques should be made out to The Vintage Car Club of Queensland Inc., and posted to the Treasurer at the Club’s postal address (above), unless otherwise requested. Direct Deposit: Payments are easier and faster using Internet direct deposit. Our Suncorp acc. details are: Account Name: Vintage Car Club of Queensland Inc. BSB: 484-799 Account No: 001424831 It is MOST important that you include your surname and a brief description of the nature of the payment (e.g. Smith subscription, or Jones Xmas lunch). VCCQ ESSENTIAL INFORMATION Here’s an update on things you should know about the Club. We now have: A Website - Access via http://carclubs.shannons.com.au/vccq or Shannons/Car Clubs/VCCQ/more info. See under “Club News” for latest updates. An email address - [email protected] All committee members have access to the mailbox. A facebook page – Get yourself on facebook and search Vintage Car Club Queensland and ask Brian Carson for access as a member. A gmail Calendar - The Calendar lists all interesting motoring events not just VCCQ events. Full access can be given to anyone with a gmail address and a gmail calendar. For a quick link to view the Calendar see: https://www.google.com/calendar/b/1/render?tab=mc A list of all books in the Club Library - Send the Club an email requesting a copy of this list. - Members only. A Members' Directory - Listing all financial Members as of August 31 2015. See Secretary for a copy. A Members' Register is also maintained detailing members' vehicles. A copy is kept for viewing in the Club Library. Lapel Name Badges - These are given free to all new members. Existing members can get new ones from the Secretary at a cost of $10. NEWFARM PARK. With Trish Hanley, Bob Collett, Peter Ransom, divaD and Phil Fletcher. The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 4 VCCQ CALENDAR OF EVENTS – APRIL 2016 DATES CLUB & INVITATION EVENTS April 10 April 14-18 Sunday lunch meeting at 2pm VCCQ/Alvis run to Inverell, Armidale, Coffs Harbour. Vintage aircraft Caboolture Events in Italics are for other Clubs April 23-24 CONTACTS Ronnie Brown Doug Young Frank Corbett VCCQ CALENDAR OF EVENTS – 2016 January CM 6th GM 15th Virgin's brekkie 17th Dunedin International 15-24 February CM 3 GM 19th Annual run with Vets – Wagstaff shed 21 st March CM 2 GM 18 April CM 30th GM Sunday 10th at 2pm. May CM 4th June CM 1st GM 17th July CM 29th GM 15th RACQ Motorfest 10 Jumpers n Jazz Warwick 21-31 Retirement Village visit Wed 6 Burpengary Fun...Parlor – Pitstop Cafe lunch Sat 23rd August CM 3rd September CM 31st GM 16th Eagle Farm Wed 7 Goodwood R 9-11 Historic Amaroo 17-18 Brookfield Country Markets All British Day Gatton Trucks October CM 5th GM 21st Maryborough Custodian run 1-3 Gympie Gold Rush Festival 15th Commissariat Store visit Wed. 19 Heavy horse day Yangan Melbourne Motorclassica November CM 2nd GM 18th Bendigo swap 12-13 December CM 30 rd Toowoomba Swap 6-7 NB. Scandinavian Dinner night. Roma Historical MC 24-28 Highfields Vintage Festival 26-28 QHMC Rally to Mackay 25-28 VCCQ Family day outing at New Farm Park 20 th 11-13 Phillip Island Historic races http://vhrr.com/wp/phillip-island/ 13-19 RACV Fly the Flag Tour http://www.abccc.com.au/FTF/ nd th Vintage CC/Alvis Rally South 14-18 GM 20th Mt Mee stud lunch Sunday 15th NMHD. Vauxhall Rally Hume Weir 6-8 Taabinga/Goomeri Pumpkin Festival 29-31 Rob Roy May 1 3–21 May Targa Sicilia http://www.countrylanetours.co.uk/targa-sicilia-tour/ Old Petrie Steam Fair 4-5 Anglehurst Classic 5th Fort Lytton 11-12 Goodwood FS 23-26 VCCQ Concours 26th GM 19th Ekka 10th Presentation Dinner 13th AGM and General Meeting 19th Vets Club swap 20th Watts Bridge 27-30 th GM 16 th Christmas Party 16 Boonah lunch Sun 27 th Boxing Day 26th Events in Italics are for other Clubs COVER PICTURE. Lucas Fletcher's carriage stopped for Big lunch in New Farm park. MAJOR ROAD WORKS IN CAPALABA. Anyone wishing to visit our President Doug will be pleased to hear that the Redland Bay Council have had their road gang paving the driveway to his house. Gone are the days of dune buggys, sump guards and trail bikes. You can now front up in your Bentley or Roller without fear of losing your vehicle in a pavement depression or spoon drain. Please take your camera with you and get a few pics so I can enter Doug's place in “Beautiful homes and Gardens” The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 5 Minutes of General Meeting No.718 Friday 18th March 2016 The evening started early. According to the attendance book 40 members and 6 visitors flocked to the clubrooms at around 6.15pm in anticipation of a Scandinavian feast. They were not disappointed, as a sumptuous array of tantalizing dishes that would sanitize Gordon Ramsay’s vocabulary were presented to the hungry horde. Once again Jennie Ransom and her culinary artisans, namely, Ronnie Brown, Anne Corbett, Katrina Monckton, Sheila McMillan and Lyn McErlean produced a three course meal of award winning quality. It didn’t matter that the Scandinavian names of the dishes were unpronounceable as judging by the many empty platters appetites were adequately sated. Our President was observed enjoying the jovial chatter and ambience of the evening to the extent that too late he realised it was not possible to fit the business part of the evening into the programme. So he made a captain’s call and cancelled the meeting to the silent relief of all present. So it was then full ahead into the entertainment part of the night where Max Stephenson enthralled everyone with slides of his recent tour of Bhutan and India in “Penny”, the indestructible 23/60 Vauxhall. Part way through the presentation Max’s projector suffered a lights out, diagnosed as a blown bulb. But thanks to Brian Carson the projector that he donated to the Club some months ago was extracted from its secret hiding place in the library and the entertainment continued. The evening finished around 10.00pm and your secretary quickly vacuumed the carpet, straightened up the chairs, wiped over the kitchen floor, locked the doors, turned off the lights, set the alarm and headed home. For the record it can now be revealed that the fabric roof of an MG-B is not totally waterproof, nor is the windscreen demister and windscreen wipers overly efficient. But after a somewhat exciting drive through a torrential downpour your secretary and his navigator were safely home around 11.00pm after a thoroughly enjoyable night. Kevin Long approached your secretary and said that it was one of the best Club meetings he had ever attended and that there should be more like it. When I said that we didn’t have a meeting as such, Kevin said, “Precisely”. Maybe Kevin has a point. At some point through the night Ronnie Brown advised that Sunday 20 th March was the Family Day in New Farm Park and that the Inverell, Armidale and Coffs Harbour Rally was scheduled to begin on 14th April. Everyone should note that the next General Meeting will be held at the Clubrooms on SUNDAY 10th APRIL. For those who intend to have lunch before the meeting the Clubrooms will be open at approximately 12.30pm and the meeting is scheduled to start at 2.00pm. The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 6 EDITORS REPORT – Brian McMillan Maybe a smaller mag for a change. No major articles have appeared on the editor's desk. I read, or scan, many mags every month. Most are very good but two are stand outs. First is the R-R and Bentley Club of NZ and second is L&D R-R Club of Aust (NSW Branch). Recently the Lagonda Club opened a Facebook page. I do not use facebook much but watching how this site has spread makes me think it is a great way for members to interact. Our web site has never gone to great heights which is partly due to nobody keeping it up to date but also due to most of our news going out in the mag. Our facebook page – hosted by Brian Carson – has fared much better and I think we should use it more as the front for our club. I will leave the web page on the Shannons site, as it is a good way for people to find us, but will strip it of all but essential information. This means I only have to update it once a year when we change committee. I noted in the Veterans Club newsletter that members had voted to do without cakes after their meetings and only share a packet of biscuits. I suggested it at our committee meeting and was almost thrown out of the room. If you remember we used to have to throw a gold coin into the tin to cover costs until someone started the raffle. Now we have a bit of extra fun, and maybe a prize, and still enjoy a sumptuous supper. Long may it continue and thanks to Derek and others? who sell the tickets and to the cook who bakes the cakes. While on the subject of food, what about our Scandinavian Dinner. Wonderful. Thanks to all those involved in cooking, setting up, cleaning up and whatever else. We were due to have a Claytons meeting but even this failed to happen. Pres Doug was so busy eating and socialising he failed to stop the frivolity to run a meeting. Well done. Would you believe there was so much food there was some left over. I got away with a doz of those choc brownies seen in the bottom right of the pic on p5. Unfortunately they sublimated in the cold of my fridge. I still have the plate if anyone wants to claim it. It is empty and clean. New Farm park picnic. Despite my fears of overcrowding David found a beaut spot under a large Poinciana tree with nearby parking for our cars and a beaut view over the river. Lucas brought his drop-head. The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 7 1977 AMAROO. GOOD CARS THESE ASTONS. HE. Herbert Engineering. MMIM sent me this pic of a very nice HE in the UK. It has a flat head Ford V8 engine and gearbox which was fitted probably pre war. I found some reference to HE in the Motor Sport mag. They are a very collectable and rare make. See story following. The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 8 HE man reports success The piece about HE cars in the January issue of Motor Sport has resulted in a most interesting response from Paul Stileman, who wrote to us in 1997 appealing for spares for his 1924 14/50 two-seater HE. He tells us his car is now on the road after a 10-year rebuild, in which some new parts had to be made to drawings which had survived the takeover by Thornycroft of the HE factory, and others from those Alan Southon had obtained when making his rather special HE, which Motor Sport described at the time. Mr Stileman says his HE "now requires that final fettling which always seems to go on forever". He remarks that it is interesting that this activity had taken place not three miles from the 'Phoenix' pub at Hartley Wintney in Hampshire where Alan Southon kept the spirit of HE alive, and that three of the surviving four-cylinder HEs now reside within this area. He adds that seven four-cylinder and six six-cylinder cars are known to exist, and that some long-term rebuilds are nearing completion. He recalls that the quoted early output of 14 cars a week had fallen to one less by 1924 and that a total of 16 six cylinder and a dozen of the final 12hp HEs were produced. The Sully family remains interested in the cars; Ken Sully, son of Roland Sully the designer, died only recently. SCANNING VCCQ CLUB MAGS. Work is progressing and I am enjoying many of the older mags. There are some wonderful gems hidden away which all members will soon be able to enjoy. Unfortunately I have to waste time putting the mag together so it won't happen overnight. One of the delights is that I have come upon some delightful pen sketches done by some club members many years ago. The one below was done in 1973 by a now internationally famous painter who then had time to do some artwork for the club. Now unfortunately it only happens on special occasions due to the unsavoury need to earn a living doing more plebeian work. I noted last month, while at the National Gallery in Canberra, that Australia's wonderful landscape painter “Tom Roberts” had a similar problem. The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 9 One of the articles that caught my attention was a report on a club run to Coffs Harbour on April 16 -19, 1965. That's the same weekend 51 years ago to our proposed next run in April with the Alvis club. That time the start was the Mt Gravatt drive-in shopping centre at 5am. They were held up at the Maclean ferry and arrived in Coffs at 3.30pm. after 280 miles. Total distance covered for rally was 700 miles. WAGSTAFF'S GARAGE. Lucas thought Caddy's eyes were too far apart. ALVIS 2017 NATIONAL. Derek and Gaye, Ronnie and Editor spent two days in Warwick looking at venues for the rally. Unfortunately the Clifton Arms Hotel has been updated but it still is eminently suitable for a lunch stop over on the steam train ride. The adjoining saddlery is now closed. Both are now in full colour. We all agreed that we need to go back for more investigation especially in the winery areas. Ballandean here we come. NAPIER ART DECO FESTIVAL. A WONDERFUL PROMO FILM. Bet you did not know Wolf was a lead singer in a band. I can see David Fryer and Leslie fitting in here easily. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgl1aXdVDGY David Fryer. That’s Napier all right. I reckon the whole club should go next year. My slide show will be just that – a slide show (no film clips). Sunday April 10 – see calendar. It will also include Southward Museum and a behind-the-scenes peek into their stores. There are 400 shots all up with a mix of cars, buildings and people. But a health warning – American cars and fancy dress are included. If anyone is traumatized we can offer a sniff of an oily rag out the back...... (Doug is already up to speed with the proposed showing). And while in NZ check out this restoration of a 1916 Buick by Jim Baird in Patea. The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 10 BOB POPE PRODUCED THIS INTERESTING FILE FROM HIS ARCHIVES. The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 11 1931 TRIUMPH SCORPION FOR SALE. Wolf received an email with several pics of this car with a note to call Stacey on mob. 0415 672 761. It reminded me of a car I had seen under a friends house in about 1972. Then I remembered that he had a daughter called Stacey. With much concern I rang the number and confirmed the connection. Her father is in Hospital and the car has to be sold. I can vouch for the car being a genuine Barn find as it has not been used for as long as I have known of it. RULE CHANGE FOR IMPORTED CARS. If you want to bring in a new or second hand car from overseas the rules have changed. http://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/feb/10/australians-to-bypass-car-dealersand-import-directly-from-japan-and-uk The duty on imported classics will drop by $12,000. Also, “It will also produce environmental and safety benefits because it will encourage faster renewal of Australia’s vehicle fleet,” he said. “Australia’s private car fleet has an average age of 10 years” Ed. I don't see the logic in this. There is more pollution produced in the production of a car than it emits in its entire life. Also buying more imported cars ships our employment overseas. We would be better having our local mechanics and panel beaters maintaining our old cars here. My 40 year old Volvo has saved the pollution caused by the production of 3 new cars and provided some work for local workers. What car is safer than a Volvo? PRES. DOUG AT PHILLIP ISLAND HISTORIC RACES. 150 YEAR OLD STEAMBOAT FOUND. http://www.wimp.com/cargo-perfectly-preserved-in-hundred-fifty-year-old-sunkensteamboat/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=story/ The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 12 MEMBER JAK AT THE BAR – MAKE OF THIS WHAT YOU WILL. Doug wants some of what he's on. I should really attend Comm meets!!!! An e-thought about VCCQ assets. ie. Library-----------------what IS THE legal situation to do about the entity of the library as a rearguard action? Aylight ENCOROUGING NEW BLOOD---------This is the wailing & gnashing of teeth in virtually every Car Club newsletter in the world. It seems an indigent part AS the animal gets older.. ALL ORGINAZATIONS (including cilivizations) have a fairly standard road of evolution. Stage1. ENTHUSIASM & ENERGY. Everyone is revved up & wants to contribute & perform!!! This is the high point. From there the graph line starts to sag a little then rises a little & so continues like a wriggly worm across the graph page while slowly heading south!!. HOW TO PUT SOME FIRE BACK INTO THE OLD GREY NAG???? REINVENT NOVO ENTHUSIASM-------Start a takeover---that stirs up the troops into action. BUT only for their short attention spans & SLOW DOWN AGAIN. Free Stag nites & booze????? Invitation Runs.?? Investigate amalgamation with other groups. ie. a branch of the VSCC in Qld. ALL POTENTIAL excitements. CREAT EXCITEMENTS!!! How about putting together a tv REALITY show involving our":CHARACTERS & CARS" DOUGIE DOES DALLAS with a competent script and a few roadies with camera & sound gear. We could stage a GALA OPEN NITE at Boondall complete with 3 high profile riskers as the STARS driving 50 MACHINES OF THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION IN DEATH DEFYING STUNTS. All the TV stations seem to be on the bandwagon. There are already many shows out there to inspire us to produce an exciting VINTAGE CAR CLUB of QUEENSLAND OF WHICH 100S WOULD WISH TO JOIN. Or at least speculate. But seriously we have to apply ourselves to come up with ideas to drag the VCCQ into the daylight, OR AT LEAST something to keep an exciting status quo. NEW FORMAT RUNS (collect & study car club newsletters from other clubs from all the way around the world. Pick out the best bits/runs/rallies/competition/ & modify the format to suit VCCQ. Be selfish & do it only for the pleasure of existing members.. If we get keen & have some new bloody VCCQ enthusiasts to front up & be creative. We need cheerleaders, carnivals, colour, movement, staged prangs!!! COMEDY! from small acorns etc. DO WE NEED TO ADD MORE LIFE INTO IT ALL?? It seems that we are all worn out & can only be seen thru 50 shades of GREY!!!! How about splitting the VCCQ into sections as is done with VSCC UK. We can have the racing Stigs, The Tea Drinkers, the gumtree huggers, the RR white sock brigade. The Bentley Group to DEEPLY researce the TRUE BENTLEY GREEN. The 1950's fast tin cans. The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 13 The Great Dividing Range Model A Ford Mud Sloggers. With events comprised by each sections to suit that demographic 100%. You could have the octoganarians Model T Ford Wheel appreciation Knitting group. I feel that the NATURAL way that we humans work our club will flat line if it does not evolve. By evolve I do not necessarily mean into a 1950's cooking sportscar club. So who is going to do ALL the relevant fact gathering research of other car clubs-----especially the ones at the start of their elevolutionary phase & bring back some element for at least our consideration. REMEMBER IT IS EVOLUTION OR REVOLUTION.WHEN WE ARE DEALING & concessions for vintage cars. AHHH to be 30 again!!!------------------jak Ed. Dream on pop. I gave up on editing this lot. It must have been a bad night. Memories play tricks. Actually the club has never been stronger or had as many members. Can't locate a suitable pic of Jak but here is a pic of the bloke he drinks with. They make a good pair. DOUG YOUNG ON ALLOY WAXES. I tried putting a clear coating over the polished alloy but it crazed. I only put on one coat which may have caused the problem according to the manufacturer. However, on removing the stuff with Xylene, the surface remained rough and I felt it had sort-of etched it a bit. It may have been due to the pitting which goes right through the alloy used on the old Jaguar rocker covers. I had also used it on the SU carby dashpots but found it gave a duller finish than the original polished surface. See pic – the one nearest the Autosol tin has had the coating taken off and repolished. Not sure it you can tell in the pic. Because of the possible etching effect I decided to take it all off, repolish, and just leave it with the waxy Autosol finish. However, I decided that something was better than nothing and so I started searching for alloy waxes – and most are made for alloy wheels. I then came across the article about the surprise winner in a test done by a car magazine in the UK being a wax made for electrical insulation purposes – Collinite 845 Insulator Wax – see attached article. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Collinite-845-Insulator-Wax-473/dp/B000JK2D06? tag=performmotorc-21 I found and rang the local distributor and asked what he thought – he said it would vaporise off with underbonnet temps. But he had something else: Gyeon Rim it’s called, and it withstands 350 deg C. Forms a quartz coating. So I will try that on the Alvis alloy that I can get at easily in case it needs to come off. The Collinite gets rave reviews for paint as well so I bought some of each. Brisbane distributor links for each product: https://www.carcareproducts.com.au/product/gyeon/q2_rim_protection_kit https://www.carcareproducts.com.au/product/collinite/liquid_insulator_wax_845 EDITOR ON WURTH. This company have opened a warehouse at 6/1102 Beaudesert Rd, Acacia Ridge. Previously they only had a travelling Rep. who did the rounds. I have used their head gasket seal for years. They also make a range of sealants for the automotive trade. It's not cheap but it is good. They also stock pressure pack paint, ss nuts and bolts, taps and dies. I got some silicon special 250 sealant. All good stuff. Wurth a look. http://www.wurth.com.au/en/wurth_au/products/vehicle_service__engine__pneumatic_ _hydraulic/vas_1.php The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 14 AMILCAR STORY. The latest edition of the excellent “Restored Cars” had a letter from a reader asking for anyone who had any knowledge of the existence of any of these great little cars. I rang the number given and spoke with a Bruce Smeaton. I had heard the name before and we realised that we had both been on a George Green rally a few years ago. When I was about 19 I drove to Tooma with a mate. My Uncle Doug McDonald told me about a friend of his, John Maginnity a Physio, who lived there and whom he had visited. He mentioned that there were 3 Amilcars there in a shed. I had to check it out. This is part of the email I sent to Bruce. Doug did however mention that there were snakes everywhere in Tooma. I kept an eye open but never saw any. It was about 59 when we drove into Tooma at about 10am. The pub appeared closed so we went into the general store next door and asked what time the pub opened. The lady came from behind the counter walked out the front door and up to the pub where she proceded to lift the door from the doorway and lean it against the wall. She then went to the bar and got us a beer. There was a huge apple on the shelf behing the bar. That's a Batlow apple she said. Would you like some. She cut it and gave us half each. I swear it was 8 inches in diameter. She then took us out the back to see the 2 Amilcars. (Doug had told me there were 3). One was the most beautiful little race car with staggered passenger seat. I was besotted. We did not go to the Maginnity's farm but I did know it was nearby. Doug McDonald was a physio also and his youngest brother was a doctor so this would have had something to do with the friendship. Good times. Bruce replied with the following email and lots of beaut pics. One with David Beaumont in it is how I remember the car. David featured in an earlier VCCQ mag in a Bugatti. Pic. Hi Brian, Thanks. David Beaumont is in South Australia, a retired architect and, yes, he does own the ex-Cyril Poole Bugatti T40 and a Ferrari Dino as well as the Amilcar CGSs he bought from Andy Little of Adelaide. The “most beautiful little race car” is a very rare Amilcar CGSs with fully imported French coachwork by Duval. The majority of Amilcars were brought into Australia as rolling chassis’ and had coachwork fitted by local coachbuilders. eg. In Victoria it was generally Hotchkiss Coachworks. In NSW it was generally W Green. In South Australia it was generally Richards. However, not all Amilcars had coachwork fitted by these firms. eg. There is a very nice Amilcar CC in Newcastle, a roadster with dicky-seat bodied by A. A. Agate. The rare fully-imported CGSs is most likely imported especially for one of the sons of T. D. Chapman, the NSW importer and distributor, to race and publicize the marque. The CGSs model (sometimes known as a surbaisse, French for “lower”) if fitted with coachwork by the factory was always fitted with 1) wide-bodied coachwork with side-byside seating (like David Beaumont’s CGSs shown during the GG15) and a door on the passenger’s side or 2) narrow-gutted, staggered seating coachwork for racing and other competitive events. The car that so impressed you was purchased from Jim Maginnity (Colin’s late brother) The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 15 by Murray Mitchell, taken back to Adelaide, restored and used by Murray, his son Andrew, and his grandson Angus. A three-generation Amilcar family is very rare as indeed it is with any family and any marque. The beautiful scarlet Amilcar C4 roadster that entered for the GG15 with Colin and Anne Maginnity is not the same Amilcar C4 roadster that you saw beside the Amilcar CGSs in the shed behind the pub at Tooma all those years ago. Colin and Anne’s Amilcar C4 was originally owned by Colin’s late father, Francis. The C4 behind the pub ended up in the Gundagai tip but there is more than a chance that the engine ended up in Canberra and was fitted to a boat. It is not possible to be sure about this. Cheers, Bruce. MY MAN IN SOUTH AFRICA. Hello Brian and happy New Year to you and those you care for. I have attached correspondence from Alex and Tom vanderVyfer with some photos of an old French vehicle being restored in South Africa. Tom is a Boer so I have translated his Afrikaans words for you to understand. If it’s alright by you, I will email the latest copy of your magazine. Cheers, Colwyn Subject: RE: More Colwyn (Good morning Colwyn) Dit was nou lekker om ‘n boodskap in Afrikaans te kry van oorkant die water af! (it gives me great pleasure to receive a letter from across the sea in the Afrikaans language) Alex is ‘n wonderlike persoon, ons gesels lekker! (Alex is a top bloke. We enjoy chatting) Ek ry volgende week Kaapstad toe vir ‘n toer in my 1914 Ford Model T. (Next week I head off to Cape Town touring in my 1914 Ford Model T). I am participating in the Kalkbay run hosted by the Crankhandle Club. That is on Sunday. Monday we are in Worcester for 3 days on the Veteran and Edwardian Tour. Thursday in Albertinia and then driving to George for the car show on Saturday and Sunday. The De Dion Bouton will be at the show but not completed. I am hoping to have her running. Ek probeer ‘n boek in Australie kry vir Alex. Ek vertrou nie die posdiens nie. Weet jy dalk van iemand wat van Suid-Afrika na Australie reis in die toekoms? (I am trying to get a book to Alex. I have no confidence in the postal service. Do you perchance know anyone heading from South Africa to Australia in the near future?) Groete, Tom The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 16 GOODWOOD'S FIRST S.F. EDGE TROPHY RACE FOR EDWARDIAN MONSTERS A great racing clip. Worth a look http://theoldmotor.com/?p=156197 Following the VCCQs presence at the Variety Ball held at Tattersall's Club we have been invited to front another event at Caboolture airport. Read on. Gentlemen, My name is Mark Hall, actually from Mooloolaba but also a 22 year senior captain at Cathay Pacific in Hongkong. I am a director and pilot at Mustang Flights Australia (MFA) and Warbird Academy Australia (WAA) based at Caboolture, QLD. First of all I would like to acknowledge Tyson Clarke’s organisational skill with the Variety Valentines Day Ball at the venerable Tattersall’s Club in February. Our group is very happy to have been part of this tremendous fundraising event. We were amazed to see two bidders get to $5,500 each, then the auctioneer Andrew Morello getting them both across the line for a $11,000 outcome for The Variety Club. We are flying one bidder this coming Sunday 20th in 4 aircraft types, Tiger Moth, Winjeel, Harvard (SNJ) and P-51 Mustang, which we call the Ultimate Fighter Pilot Experience (UFPE).This of course emulates the path of the cadet pilots in WW2, as they passed through the British Commonwealth Air Training Plan, from Tigermoth to Mustang. The second winning bidder will be flying on Saturday 23rd April and this is part of a special event being held at Caboolture Airport that weekend. The Australian Vintage Aviation Society (TAVAS) is having a fly-in across the weekend of 23/24 th April.This is a unique event which will showcase some of the very rare aircraft which are actually based on Brisbane’s doorstep. As you will see from the flyer attached there are 3 authentic WW1 replica aircraft flying, including a Bristol Fighter, Fokker TriPlane and an Eindecker. MFA and WAA are very strong supporters of Vintage and Classic aviation and will be flying as part of the displays to demonstrate the remarkable development of fighter aircraft between the wars particularly in the form of our magnificent Australian built P-51 Mustang. Most people understandably think you need to need to travel overseas and spend large amounts of money to have this experience. This is in fact not the case! This is where the Brisbane Vintage Car Club and The Tattersall’s Motorcycle Club come in. We would like to invite you to be part of of this event. We are asking you to bring your classic machines to share with the public. We would offer you secure parking in the VIP area. The public could get a close up view of your various vehicles from behind the ropes. Your admission would of course be complimentary and MFA/WAA would be more than happy to host you at the Caboolture Warplane Museum. For those interested, you can be The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 17 part of the briefing, suiting up and exciting flying process as we put our winning bidders through the unique UFPE. There would even be some limited passenger seats available on the day. These flying opportunities are in any of our 4 types and are of various duration, flight experience and price point. We are a non profit syndicate and all proceeds go towards maintaining these flying pieces of Australian aviation history. All of our aircraft are in excellent flying condition and we pride ourselves in ensuring they don't gather dust in a Museum but actually take enthusiasts from all age groups and backgrounds back into the historic skies. If you are interested to fly in one of these planes, please contact us prior to the event to talk about availability and costs. I am sure you will understand our sentiments and enthusiasm as owners of classic road going history. We have been at this enterprise for more than 20 years and we have our own aircraft maintenance organisation and small group of highly qualified professional aviators and ground support crew. We also offer warbird flight training for the true enthusiast. The Sunday 24th has a similar flying program and there should be some opportunities for joyflights/adventure flights until about midday. I will be flying the Mustang to Bundaberg that afternoon in preparation for a day of flypasts to commemorate ANZAC Day starting at dawn at Bargara Beach( 13000 people attended last year). Our Museum aircraft will be doing flypasts all over Brisbane at the various memorial sites in support of our military past and present. THE WIRRAWAY WILL BE THERE. We really would appreciate your support in this unique weekend only 45 mins North of the Brisbane GPO. Best Regards, Mark Hall. For More Info. mustangflights.com The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 18 PROGRAM FOR GEORGE GREEN RALLY. OCTOBER 13-17 2016. The rally will commence at Wentworth Falls golf club for lunch. Please arrive at 12.00 for 12.30 lunch. We will then travel to Bathurst for our over night stay. Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights are in Dubbo Monday night back in Bathurst. The entry fee for this rally is $50.00 per person. Included in the rally entry fee is morning tea at Orange, happy hour at Dubbo, morning tea at Eumungerie, Gilgandra tour and the bus to and from the zoo. Due to the distance of the rally you will notice that the rally has been extended by 2 days, Thursday 13th and Monday 17th. These days are optional but we are sure that if you choose to extend your holiday you will not be disappointed. Please get your entries in early as numbers may have to be limited. Julie and Royce Ed. I can email you full details and entry form if required or you can contact the VSCC in Sydney at [email protected] EVENTS REPORT APRIL 2016 – Ronnie Brown What You Have Missed Our Scandinavian Dinner Night proved to be a winner – so much so that the normal monthly VCCQ meeting had to be cancelled due to lack of time!! Our very own adventurer, Max Stephenson is such a draw-card that his presentation on his visit to Bhutan & India, in the company of navigator, raconteur & mechanic, wife Julie, was voted much more preferable to VCCQ business. We were in awe at the tracks (Bhutanese roads) he negotiated in their 1923 Vauxhall with hairpin bends, steep gradients & cliff edges. I was reminded of a trip my husband & I took when John was setting up the Nepalese Sherwood Foresters Laboratory into a modern day Pharmaceutical Factory. John bought an Indian motorcycle to travel whilst working in Nepal in the early 1980s & we decided to explore as close to the Chinese border as possible. As the Himalayan mountains closed in, the road became a goat track, the rough surface being a constant challenge to both the driver & pillion passenger. As we were totally on our own, except for the local Nepali villagers, we decided the prudent thing was to return to Kathmandu before nightfall. This proved to be a wise decision as several kilometres outside the ring road of the City, the back tyre gave up the ghost and we ended up pushing the bike back in the dark - not a happy The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 19 experience!! We had to negotiate the local devotees who lie down on the roadside with sacks covering their hands & feet as they make their way to the local Buddhist shrine. Each progression is made fully prostrate, feet replacing where their outstretched hands had just been. In those days Bhutan was not open to western visitors but many Bhutanese monks moved to Kathmandu to cater for the ever increasing pilgrimage by Westerners looking for that elusive state called Nirvana or Peace with Happiness. Needless to say celibacy was not part of their religious teachings & John’s friends were an interesting mix of Bhutanese & North American cultures, with a few Scots & English thrown into the mix. However, I digress, your catering crew wondered how the Menu would be accepted as the wonderful terrine made by Lyn, Brian’s daughter, sounded like Reindeer Road kill when translated into Danish. My offering of Danish Apple Cake was suddenly transformed into “Bondepige med slor” – the covering of whipped cream & redcurrant jelly transforming the dessert into Danish Veiled Country Lass!! I believe that the social aspect of the meal together, shared with like-minded friends turns our Club meetings into a special evening – hence our name Special Food Nights. It is a lot of work, not just in the planning & cooking but the presentation & clearing up afterwards – so to all who helped a BIG THANK YOU!! March 20th Sunday Family Picnic in New Farm Park This was a real treat to sit under a large tree with Lucas Fletcher, his parents & Grandparents in excellent company & with good food. Sabine’s scones for morning tea, freshly made & served with jam & cream, followed by barbeque lunch on a sunny Queensland morning was exactly what the Doctor ordered, as I too was caught in a nasty storm after our 11pm finish on Friday. As it was after midnight when I gratefully put my BMW back in the garage, happy to be safely home as the driving conditions were horrendous. Needless to say Saturday was a rest day. Coming EVENTS April 10th SUNDAY. Our normal Friday VCCQ monthly meeting will take place on Sunday April 10th. The Clubhouse will be open at 12.30pm for those who wish to bring a barbeque & the meeting starts at 2pm. The rescheduling of this meeting is due to the joint Rally (see below) The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 20 April 14 – 19th Joint Rally with Alvis Car Club of NSW Once more we’ll be joining our friends the Alvis Car Club of NSW for another fun Tour of Northern NSW. At this stage we propose to leave Brisbane on Thursday 14 th April staying overnight at Inverell, a drive of about 560km. On Friday, April 15 th we drive about 120km to Armidale, staying the night at Moore Park Inn, Armidale. Some members are dividing the first day to Inverell into two drives of almost equal distance by leaving on Wednesday 13th, making the drive more relaxed & pleasurable. We’ll use different by roads to arrive at Coffs Harbour, where we’ll spend Saturday, April 16th & Sunday April 17th at Opal Cove Resort, returning to Brisbane on Monday 18th April. Doug has managed to obtain an even cheaper rate than last time we stayed at Opal Cove. Rates are as follows:Resortside Room Single $ 122.00 Twin $ 122.00 Oceanside Room “ $ 142.00 Twin $ 142.00 Oceanside Room Bed & Breakfast Single $ 161.50 Twin $ 180.00 Ring Opal Cove Resort on (02) 6651 0510 to book & quote “Vintage Car Club” for very special rates for Sat. April 16th & Sun. April 17th. Accommodation at Inverell has been reserved at Inverell Club Motel 56-60 Evans Street INVERELL, NSW 2360. Please make your own booking on 02 6721 0800. A special rate of $135.00 for a double room has been organised by Heather Goldsmith of Alvis Car Club of NSW. Please mention their block reservation when making your booking. Dinner will be at the Inverell National Motor Museum. Accommodation has also been arranged for Friday 15th April 2016 at Moore Park Inn at 63 Moore Park Lane ARMIDALE NSW 2350 Phone 02 6772 2358 to make your booking – only 19 rooms have been reserved so first come first served!! Again Heather has arranged a special rate, so mention Alvis Car Club of NSW booking joint with VCCQ. Dinner has been booked at Moore Park for the night of Friday 15th April, when we’ll be joined by members of the Armidale car clubs. Please advise me either by email : alvisronnie @gmail.com or 0419 702 329 when you have made your bookings or if there is a strong possibility that you may be able to join us. Heather & I are co-ordinating lists so we are sure we have you registered as part of the Rally participants. Some of us plan to leave on Wed 13th April to make the first day an easier drive, as mentioned above, so we need to know your intentions, please!! Ed. I plan to stop for brekki at the Aratula Bakery at 8am Thursday. Meet you there? May 15th Wagstaff’s Stud on Mt Mee. John & Wendy have once more opened their property, this time on Mt Mee, to VCCQ for a barbeque. So it will be BYO everything starting at 12 noon. Barbeques are available at this Horse Stud property & some of us may stop on our way up the hill at the Café with fantastic views for morning tea. More details will be given in the early May magazine & at the Clubhouse on Sunday April 10th May 29th & 30th Taabinga Homestead after the Goomeri Pumpkin Festival. The current plan is to leave Brisbane early- say 6 am on Sunday 29 th May at Blacksoil Gas Station to drive to Goomeri in time for the Pumpkin Festival Parade, currently scheduled to start at 10.30am. We’ll spend most of the day in Goomeri, at the now Internationally known Pumpkin Festival. Due to the accommodation pressure in Goomeri, we’ll then drive about 80km to Taabinga Homestead I understand from the owner, Colin, that the drive to the property is graded regularly & should be suitable for our vehicles – his description was it is better than the Council road outside the property!! Bookings for about 10 people have been reserved at the 19th Century property. More accommodation is available on site but you’ll need to let me know of your interest SOON. The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 21 Join us for a great weekend when we plan to have a Sunday night barbeque at the Homestead. Monday night will also be spent at the Homestead, enabling us to relax & enjoy the facilities or take a drive to Kingaroy. Accommodation is incredibility cheap about $35.00 per person, per night depending on what is still available. Tery Hurst’s Invitational Charity Event. June 5th This popular local event will take place after a break last year – the venue is in Tambourine - contact Tery on 0438 689 544 for details. VCCQ Concours Sunday June 26th at Ormiston House This important event on the Club’s calendar, will once more take place in the grounds of Ormiston House. Please enter the date in your diary so we may see some wonderful member’s vehicles on display, in all their glory. As usual, the judges will make the Awards on merit at the Concours & prizes plus Awards will be given out at the Presentation Dinner. August 13th Presentation Dinner Please place this important date in your calendar NOW! Hamilton Hotel is the new venue for this event, hopefully being more central than the Boulevard Gardens for access for some members. VCCQ Jazz Band will be on stage to entertain so put on your dancing shoes & have some fun, whilst celebrating with those members whose outstanding cars have won Awards. August 19th AGM & Special Food Night This is the time for the Committee to be rejuvenated & continue the spirit for more years to come. Please nominate someone or yourself as we love to have your ideas & feedback. Ronnie Brown SCATOLOGICALLY SPEAKING – THE PRESIDENT'S COLUMN Sumptuous Scandinavian Supper. What a spectacular food fest the ladies put on for this special food night. Quite magnificent, with many yummy treats. A BIG thanks to all involved. Great to be followed up with the presentation by Max Stephenson. As ever with Max’s presentations, no one crept out and all stayed glued to their seats for his enthralling show. Phillip Island Historic Races and the RACV Rally. My old pal Clive Philbrick came out from the USA to go to the PI Historics, and then follow on to do the RACV Fly the Flag Rally. Sadly, 2 weeks before, I was told by the mechanics in Melbourne that the Derby Bentley was undriveable due to a gearbox fault that had just appeared. After speaking with the organisers, who said it would be no fun in a modern – as we discovered when the same Bentley let us down on a rally 3 years ago – we cancelled, but still went to the Historics, where we caught up with Bob King, Geoff Wall, and many others, some famous. (Not as famous, though, as those at the GP, such as the former Californian Governator, whose reign was brought abruptly to an end when he bumped into a replica of himself sent back from the Future, aka the Terminator. He said he’d be back, though.) The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 22 The cars present were the same ones as ever, plus a lovely Alfa 6C, but none from overseas this time, which was disappointing. Last year, an ERA graced us with its presence. The problem this time was the late change in GP dates, courtesy of Bernie Ecclestone – the Historics always being held the weekend before. Doug Armour, farmer from Warragul, and fellow Jaguar XK140 DHC owner was there, however, in his interesting Fiat Special. Built on a vintage Fiat chassis, it boasts a flat head Ford V8 motor. Has an unusual exhaust beat, sounding rather like a few Harleys. ThE Type. Clive is not a man to sit idly by and so we got stuck into my E Type which I have owned for 30 years. 22 years ago work started on a few things like painting it, but it kind of got stalled and came home around 10 years ago as a shell and a large jig saw of parts. We got from here to here over the course of the week. VCCQ Printed and Posted magazine For some time now, the Committee has been increasingly concerned about the rising cost of printing and posting magazines. A disproportionate amount of our subs income each year is devoted to printing and sending 25 magazines out each month, with the $10 surcharge per member for this service representing less than 20% of the cost to the club. The net cost to the club of sending these magazines is around a quarter of our annual income. The last straw has been the recent increases in postage charges. There have also been complaints about the time it takes to receive magazines from Australia Post. (I must say I wish I was paid $4.8m to come up with the brilliant solution to losing money to reduce services and increase costs.) It took 2 weeks recently for something to get to me from Melbourne. The Club’s income derives primarily from subscriptions and interest on the term deposit. The VCCQ annual subs are quite low compared with clubs that offer similar, or lesser, services. We have about 100 members, give or take, and so the annual subscription income is around $5,000. This has to cover things such as rent on the rooms, insurance, audit fees, trophy engraving, and various other expenses, all of which increase each year. The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 23 Members who receive a paper magazine pay an extra $10 above the base $50 membership fee to receive a paper magazine 11 times a year (Print and Post [P&P] member). The cost to print and post a magazine each month is just over $5 per magazine, or $55 pa, so the net subscription received from each P&P member is reduced from $60 to less than $5. This contrasts starkly with other members who pay $50, all of which goes towards running the club. This also does not take into account the extra work our editor does in arranging for the printing and posting of these magazines and the constant updating of the mailing list as subs dribble in each year. We print and post around 25 magazines, with 17 going to members and the balance to institutions, such as libraries. This costs almost $1400 pa, or over a quarter of our subs income. As a committee we have a duty to see club funds are spent more or less equally across the membership, and to prudently manage our income and expenditure. As the committee sees it, we need to ensure we break even each year, that is, our income from mainly subs and the term deposit interest is sufficient to cover our day to day expenses. Additional pressure comes from the current very low interest rates, which have reduced that income stream. The present situation is not sustainable, with over a quarter of the club’s income being applied to the shortfall on magazine printing and posting costs. As a result, we are not breaking even at present. The Committee believes there are 3 options – and its views on each follow. 1. Charge the recipients of the paper magazines the actual cost of producing and distributing them. This would see subs for electronic copy magazine recipients remain at $50, but see P&P members’ fees increase by $45, to $105. The committee knows this will not be acceptable. 2. Increase the fees across the board, to ensure that the club recovers the actual cost of sending magazines to the 17 who receive it by paper. This is unfair and the committee does not support this. 3. Stop printing and posting paper magazines, moving to 100% email distribution. Brian is already moving to this with him making arrangements to send the magazine to institutions electronically. The Committee expects that most, if not all, of the P&P members had no idea about the true cost of producing and distributing paper magazines, as we have not raised this before. Some members who receive posted magazines also have email, and so there is no problem in either reading the electronic copy, or printing it out and reading it at home. For those who do not have email, there are a number of ways around this problem. Most will have a relative or a friend who does have email and can print it for them. For those who don’t, it is easy to obtain a free Gmail email account to which the electronic copy could be sent. They can access this from an internet café, or a library, and have it printed there – or stored electronically. For those for whom a printed magazine is the only option, Brian can send an electronic copy to his commercial printer, who is prepared to print copies for collection from him at cost. This will be around $5 per magazine. This will be discussed in depth at the April meeting, which will occur on Sunday 10 April at 2pm. The Committee seeks your direction on how we should proceed. VCCQ/Alvis car Club Rally to Northern NSW Rally We have a bumper attendance of the Alvisti from NSW joining us on this rally. Highlights are Inverell, with its massive car museum, Armidale, with hopefully the autumn leaves on the turn, and magnificent drive down the aptly-named waterfall Way THROUGH Dorrigo and Bellingen to beautiful Coffs Harbour. Until next month, KBO, DY The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 24 IN APPRECIATION – Editor. Thanks again to all those who have sent me articles and pics. David Fryer, Ronnie Brown, Frank Corbett, Doug Young, Russell McIvor, Bernie Jacobson, Julie Stephenson. There were other articles left in reserve for later. Many thanks. Proof reading courtesy of Jennie Ransom. MAGAZINE CONTRIBUTORS DEADLINE: The VCCQ general meeting is held on the third Friday of every month. The VCCQ committee meeting is held notionally two weeks before the general meeting but on the Wednesday of that week. All contributions to the mag must be received several days before the end of the previous month if the mag is to be emailed and posted in the first week of the month. With changes to Australia Post the printed version may not arrive until the second week. Please send reports to [email protected] 2016 MEETING SUPPER ROSTER. DATE TEABAG CLEANUP January 15 Leigh Wolf February 19 Jennie Peter March 18 Dinner Dinner April 10 Lunch Lunch May 20 Ian Hayward June 17 Jacqui Chris July 15 Katrina Katrina Gaye and Derek tba Jan Rob August 19 September 16 October 21 November 18 December 16 The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 25 LATE NEWS. Hi Brian, Arrived in Devonport this morning just in time to catch the Motor Show. 300 Holdens, 300 Fords and 1 Lagonda! On the ferry in the morning, home for Easter. Cheers, Joe Bill Griffiths in Launceston soon identified the car. V12, black and about 1937? It lives just out of Deloraine. Owner is Neil Graham. JOE’S JOTTINGS Sad to report that Roger Ealand passed away this week after a battle with cancer. Some may remember the very stylish Alvis Speed 20 Special he took to Leyburn many years ago and he also made an appearance at the Avo Hill Climb. He was also a very accomplished historic racer in Marcos and Lotus Elan and in more recent times, he competed at Monterey in the USA and Goodwood in his Formula Junior. His London to Sydney, World Cup Rally Volvo resides in the Inverell Motor Museum. As far as I’m concerned, his organisation, friendship and compassion when “Chippy” had his accident, was of the highest order when he ran “Speed on Tweed”. Also dying recently was Stanley Mann, world renowned Bentley dealer and driver. While on my Churchill Fellowship trip in 1992, we were invited as his guests to Millbrook GM test track in Bedfordshire, to witness his attempt to break the world record for 1000 miles in a Speed 6. The team included Vaughn Davis, the car owner and Prince Michael of Kent. The car circulated at about 120mph and after fuel and driver changes, managed to break the record at 114.73mph for 1000 miles. Interestingly, Prince Michael was the most regular driver in the team, putting in lap after lap at 118mph. We have just returned from a month away, travelling south to Tasmania. First stop car wise was at “Crankshaft Engineering” in Wangaratta. There, John Kent, well known 30/98 restorer, has a number of interesting projects on the go. A very sporting P1 RR was nearing completion and something I love, an Edwardian Special was well advanced – 10 Litre Hall Scott Aero engine, Minerva gearbox, a massive diff of about 1.3 : 1, was going to be a real fun machine. Next stop was “Up the Creek” restoration in rural Victoria, near Castlemaine. Here Grant Cowie and his team execute the most impressive restoration work. They only undertake mechanical work. A 3 / 4.5 Bentley was going back together after rectification The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 26 to numerous earlier poor repairs, the 8 cyl twin cam blown Talbot was being tuned in preparation for Phillip Island, a GN and 3 Frazer Nash projects were on ice and the 1914 Indianapolis Delage was having a new crankcase made, 3D printing being involved in the process. What impressed me most the atmosphere of satisfaction and contentment among the staff – a lovely group of young blokes. Also going back together was the exParson Lambda, now owned by our Club member, Paul Doumany – a massive rebuild, even down to new hubs – looked lovely in grey. We then went on to Melbourne and caught up with John Lawson. I bought our Lancia from him and Andrew got his AC Amilcar from John. He has a collection of cars that are very stunning but very well used. He’s done numerous Targa Tasmania, a Targa in Newfoundland, Classic Adelaide, etc, not only competing but seldom not winning. We had a run with him around Melbourne in the L Type MG and the D670 Delage Coupe. The Nadie modified 6C 2300 Alfa MM was being prepared to go to the museum on Launceston and the 6C 1750 Alfa was set to be shipped to Italy for the Mille Miglia in May. We managed to catch up with Rob and Lyn Robson and Graham and Anne Hesse and had the company of several stylish Delage and that fantastic Ballot on the ferry back to Melbourne. Good to be home. FRYER'S FLYERS. The Spirit of Generosity and a Hearse Called Agna Rugby and cricket aside, the spirit of generosity is still alive and well in the shaky islands of New Zealand. In an increasingly selfish world where what's in it for me so often dominates, it's refreshing to see that Kiwis still cling to the traditional values of trust, good manners, and kindness to strangers. They have opened their doors to me on numerous occasions with offers of accommodation; I have shared their bread at the dinner table; and they have provided long-distance lifts along the way. The remarkable thing is the offers were always unsolicited with no expectation of payment or reciprocation. So it came as no surprise when I was offered the keys to Agna during a recent tour of the Shakies. The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 27 Agna is a 1935 Austin Hearse with a bespoke body (no pun intended) by Alpe and Saunders of London. But Agna isn't just any old coach-built hearse, she's a renowned film star with a star-studded track record of appearances in The Bill television series, Last of the Summer Wine, and even a role in Predicament - a Kiwi comedy movie with mixed reviews. Agna may be an ageing octogenarian, but she still works hard for her living. These days she has a regular role as conveyor of coffins in Wanganui - a small town on the west coast of the North Island. Needless to say, it's something she excels in, but then she has had plenty of practice in Blighty. Her latest custodians - Dempsey and Forrest Funeral Services - keep her parked in a prominent position outside the office when she's not delivering caskets. And she has some very good company on the forecourt in the shape of a 1948 Burgundy and black Jaguar sedan, and a massive 1937 straight-eight Studebaker hearse that cut a formidable shadow in the bright afternoon sun. The trio made something of a statement in an otherwise bland streetscape, so I couldn't resist stopping for a few photos. But I had barely popped the lens cap when senior director Jim Forrest came out to introduce himself with a hearty handshake. Then, just seconds later, the handshake was converted to the usual hand of Kiwi generosity with an offer to take a car of my choice for a test drive. To be honest, a ride in a hearse has never been high on my wish-list, so I graciously declined the offer. But Jim - being a true Kiwi - wouldn't take no for an answer. I expressed my concerns about driving two-tonnes of heavy metal in unfamiliar territory at 2pm - just when hundreds of school kids were pouring out of a nearby high school. He assured me the cars were well insured, but I still had reservations. Then he twisted my arm with Hayley - a surprisingly young and attractive chauffeur with a handful of wellworn car keys. "I've been instructed to take you for a test drive." she said. "Which one would you like?" They both looked at me intently. The straight-eight Studebaker was tempting from a sheer mass point of view, but Agna had fame in her favour. I reluctantly agreed, and with that we left the forecourt at a non-funereal pace with the aid of a semaphore indicator that looked more like a shiny yellow thorn in the rump of a lumbering black dinosaur. Hearses only come in two sizes: big ones and whoppers, but it was obvious from the outset that Hayley enjoyed chauffeuring a large pre-war car with the aerodynamics of a house brick. In fact, she handled the old girl with consummate ease, but we had barely travelled half-a-kilometre when she suddenly pulled over to the side of the road. "Now it's your turn" she said with a beaming smile not normally associated with a hearse. At this stage I was up to the challenge, but would I be as good at the wheel? Would I make a fool of myself in a sea of Kiwis? I made light of the situation by asking a nearby group of teenagers if they had any spare cadavers for the rear compartment. This was done with a straight face, but it was met with a wall of stunned silence. I wasn't sure if it was the foreign accent, or disbelief in my request; so, in the reciprocal spirit of generosity, I opened the massive side door to show off a cavernous interior richly embellished with olde-world charm and gothic ornamentation. But like Slim Dusty's pub with no beer, our saloon was bereft of stock. I then asked if they had seen any bodies The Vintage Car April 2016 Page 28 lying around: big ones, small ones, any old stiff would do, but the poor kids were clearly rattled and they took off in haste without looking back. We also took off, but at a much slower pace and I was careful to look back as we cleaved a hole in the unbroken stream of traffic with the semaphore at full mast. Fortunately, everyone gives way to a hearse regardless of occasion. In that respect, we were in the exalted league of emergency vehicles, steam rollers, and bulk ore carriers. The industrial-size steering wheel was something of a challenge and it reminded me of the time I was handed a fat lady in a community dance hall because neither offered any prospect of a dignified exit. But size is everything when one is at the helm of a two-tonne monster without power steering and I was grateful for its girth after rounding the first corner. Acceleration was better than expected, thanks to a previous owner who had retro-fitted a Rover engine with an automatic gearbox. Purists may tut-tut such modifications and I would normally agree, but Agna is a working vehicle and it certainly made driving easier. Mourners are also spared the indignity of crunching gears at the local graveyard. It would probably be fair to say hearses were never built with performance in mind, but Agna had no trouble keeping up with modern traffic in the streets of Wanganui. Unfortunately, we didn't have access to a suitable test track, so I can't provide any meaningful figures. That said, I would imagine 0 - 100 could be measured accurately with an average grandfather clock, though you may have to rewind it along the way. The remainder of the drive was otherwise uneventful and I managed to return Hayley's Comet without any collateral damage despite dicky brakes in need of urgent attention. My supervisor didn't exhibit any obvious signs of trauma, so I assume it was a thumbsup from her. It was certainly a thumbs-up for me and I look forward to a return visit after Agna's promised makeover. It would have been nice to compare the two hearses - the offer was certainly there - but time wasn't on my side. She who must be obeyed was waiting impatiently in the hire car and her mood was "Over my dead body", or something to that effect. To be fair, we had a lot of ground to cover in a short space of time and there were more cars waiting in Napier. © David Fryer