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Pembroke Pines Charter High School 17189 Sheridan Street Pembroke Pines, Florida 33331 Volume 11 Issue 5 -January 2011 Charter High Academic Times The demise of email see page 10 Drama club dazzles packed house see page 5 Soccer team honors student memory with win see page 2 R.I.P. to the Wii see page 10 Student Life January 2011 2 Be chic when you eat Goal achieved Eliza Barrocas MANAGING EDITOR District win honors student’s memory Matthew Coolidge Staff Writer As we grow older, things are supposed to get easier. But as we grow, we fully realize what it means to lose something -- or someone. Recently, the Pines Charter family was struck with a tragic loss; Mariana Gonzalez, an 8th-grader at PPCMS West Campus, died of cancer. Mariana’s tragic death hit the PPCHS boys’ soccer team especially hard; her brother Tomas is a goalkeeper on the team. With her sudden death right before an important district game versus rival Archbishop McCarthy, the boys team came together to help support the Gonzalez Family to overcome the loss of a very special young lady. Tomas’s teammates united to help him stay positive and comfort him during these tough times. The Jaguars also attended Marianna’s funeral and viewing, which, according to senior forward Dalton Churchwell, “allowed us to show our support for Tomas and the Gonzalez family. To commemorate the loss, the Jaguars created shirts with sayings of remembrance for Mariana. Senior Jesus Berga A game no one will forget: In remembrance of Mariana Gonzalez, the boys soccer team played their hearts out. Photos by Adrian Tabraue created a shirt with the sentimental message “Mariana you will always be a part of us” and Churchwell’s shirt had the message “gone but not forgotten.” The team warmed up in the shirts, and most wore them under their jerseys during the game. The team also brandished black armbands with Mariana’s initials inscribed on them. When asked about the team’s remembrance effort, head coach Lemmon said, “One of our team mottos is family, and for the family to come together was tremendous support for the Gonzalez family. Nothing can get rid of the anguish; we did our best to help relieve some it by winning this game for her.” Before the game, both teams met at midfield for a moment of silence dedicated to Mariana’s memory, and during the game, every time Tomas touched ball, cheers rang out from both sidelines. The Jags went on to defeat archrival Archbishop 3-2 in a very important district game to remain undefeated. “It meant a lot”, said Junior Marlon Mendez, “It was not only for us, but it was for Tomas and his sister”. NHS demonstrates the spirit of the holidays DoSomething.org allows students to get active Anyssa Gonzalez ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR What is it? DoSomething.org is a website that provides teenagers with opportunities to volunteer their time and effort for different causes. By utilizing the different types of technology that teenagers have become obsessed with, this organization has allowed students to become active members in the community with the things that they love. In short, they are “using the power of online to get teens to do good stuff offline.” Anjali Talwar STAFF WRITER Who can get involved? Anyone that is willing to dedicate themselves. Whether it is driven by the need to earn your forty hours required for school or the selfless desire to give, everyone has the ability to get involved. How can you get involved? If you are interested in finding community service opportunities that correspond with your passions, visit DoSomething.org, make an account, and you can select those opportunities according to your needs and wants. This holiday season, the National Honor Society at PPCHS opened up its heart to give to children in their time of need. NHS members went to the Broward Children’s Center, where the students made gingerbread houses with the kids. “I had a great feeling about this trip, it was going to be a good day,” said senior Kethnie Moreau. “The kids were so excited and they seemed to have a great time,” said junior Nick Eyrich. PPCHS’s beauty pageant…for boys? Nicolette Sponer NEWS EDITOR Backstage at the River of Grass theatre, eleven PPCHS seniors were fluffing their hair, practicing their Emmy-winning smile, and going over their talent routine. As the lights flashed, they grabbed their escorts and prepared to start the beauty pageant. But this wasn’t just any beauty pageant; it was Mr. Jag, PPCHS’s male pageant. The eleven competitors were seniors Kevin Kennedy, Daniel Guzman, Adrian Romero, Stefan Sabourin, Jonathan George, Brandon Garcia, Donny Felix, Dwight Lodge, Chris Taylor, Patrick Gould, and James Kerr. They had to perform a series of tasks, including “Are You Smarter Than a Middle Schooler” and an obstacle course. The boys even surprised the crowd by dancing to Beyoncé’s Single Ladies. All in all, Daniel Guzman was the judge’s favorite, winning the title of Mr. Jag. “I entered to be ‘the man’ on campus,” says Guzman, “It fits my personality and even though it was the most nerve-wracking thing I’ve ever done, I had a blast.” It was a night full of laughter and fun; a night no one will soon forget. Team Gingerbread: Members of NHS, including Sherryn Huggins, Claudio Brand, and Johanna Segura, on their way to the Broward Children’s Center. Photo by Lorraine Oyola And the winner is...: Mr. Jag male pageant contestents Johnathan George (second from the left) reading a poem, Daniel Guzman (third from the left) after being crowned, and the whole group performing to “Single Ladies”. Photos By Rebecca Murillo Daniel Quevedo Editor-in-Chief Eliza Barrocas -Content Rebecca Murillo -Layout Managing Editors Kevin Kennedy Sports Editor Lorraine Oyola Photo Editor Erin Jones TechnologyEditor Maria Flores Cartoonist Isabella Jones FeaturesEditor Nicolette Sponer News Editor Mr. Fagen - Content Mr. Simon - Layout Advisers Kenneth Madera GraphicsEditor Bianca Rodriguez Student Life Editor Mr. Bayer Principal Jordana Cutajar Environmental Editor Content Staff: Victoria Alvarez, Paul Austria, Julia Baca, Enrique Batista, Cassidy-Rae Brantley, Brianna Cha-Kim, Matthew Coolidge, Taylor Engelman, Alexandra Mangano, Carissa Perry- Smith, Melissa Sullivan, Anjali Talwar Layout Staff: Daven Castillo, Nicholas D’Agostino, Sarah Deluca, Scott Gil, Julian Graves, Diego Vidal Photography Staff: Gail Fletcher, Fabiana Gonzalez, Taylor Neita, Lissette Rivera, Adrian Tabraue Pembroke Pines Charter High School 17189 Sheridan Street Pembroke Pines, FL 33331 Phone: 954-538-3700 Email: [email protected] Chipotle: Students talk about it all the time, and if you’re in the mood for an oversized and overloaded burrito this is definitely the place to stop. With other options including bowls and tacos, this is Mexican food with a modern twist. “Chipotle offers a lot of food; there’s a good variety and their stuff tastes awesome,” states freshman Derick Garcia. Chipotle also takes pride on the fact that they are “food with integrity,” and raise their ingredients with respect to the animals, environment, and community. Study, Study, Study: Students found themselves making some hard decisons when it came to choosing what exams to exempt. Photo by Taylor Nieta. What classes are you exempting? Do you know what tests you want to get out of most? These are the questions that fluster all throughout PPCHS during the month of January. It’s that time of year again, that students are deciding what exams to exempt out of and which ones to study like crazy for. So what is the criteria that students use to make such important decisions? Do students tend to exempt their hardest classes or is the weighing their options or taking the exams that will improve their GPA’s? “Personally I think student’s exempt their hardest exams or the weaker subject,” states Guidance Counselor, Mr. Greenbaum. Starbucks: Although this chic coffee house may have been popular for years prior, this chain is reaping the benefits of our caffeine obsessed generation. Students also use Starbucks as a tranquil place to get homework and studying done too. With several drink options that include teas, cappuccinos, and iced coffees, Starbucks is the perfect place for a stressed out teen to unwind. “I like Starbucks because the employees are always nice and friendly, they have delicious drinks, and it’s a great atmosphere,” junior Natalie Mendez states. Five Guys Burgers and Fries: Looking for a traditional burger and fries that has more zest than your average fast food meal? Well look no further because Five Guys is the place to stop. With over 250,000 burgers sold daily and an estimated 200 restaurants opened around the country in 2010, Five Guys became an instant hit. “I like Five Guys because it isn’t a regular burger like the ones you get from drive through places like McDonalds or Wendy’s. It’s a good portion and has a lot of flavor,” states sophomore Jacob Isenberg. Offering hamburgers, french-fries, and hotdogs with a topping bar that includes pickles, relish, and more, Five Guys has become the place to stop by when you’re in the mood for fried delights. All Photos By Google Getting out of something you know you’re good at? Bianca Rodriguez STUDENT LIFE EDITOR The C. H. A. T. Staff Anyssa Gonzalez Entertainment Editor Eddie Baffa Asst. Julia Baca Business Managers NHS will organize many other community activities throughout the year, like helping the middle school in FCAT camp and a shoe drive. As you drive around the Pembroke Pines area, it is undeniable that this once sleepy town is continuously growing; the food industry in this area is by far no exception. On a 10 minute venture down Pines Boulevard, one can pass at least 10 different well known corporate restaurants. From Chipotle to Panda Express for lunches to Menchies and Yogurt Land for desserts, we’re all guilty of having the natural instinct to stop in and grab a bite to eat. As a teen, being on a budget also makes these restaurants seem even more appealing. In accordance, where we spend our time eating has become just as much of a trend as being up to date on the latest fashions. These restaurants are not only budgeting friendly, but are the perfect and safe haven for teens alike to lounge around and catch up with one another. PPCHS has even taken advantages of restaurants like these as a spot for family nights and fundraisers. Both the junior and sophomore class have used Chick- fil-A as the site of family nights, and the senior class has brought in funds from sources such as Chipotle, Yogurt Land, and Five Guys. “I think it’s a great idea to have family nights at places where our student body already chooses to go regularly; it makes it easier for kids to come out and support our school,” states junior class Vice President Anna Cesarotti. Not only are students capitalizing on the popularity of these restaurants, but these dine-inns are also taking advantage of their onset stardom. While some offer frequent buyer cards or emailing lists, others go to the extreme; just a few years ago, Chipotle offered a free burrito to those customers who came dressed in tinfoil for Halloween, thus resembling a burrito itself! PPCHS alumni Mariah Dominguez participated in these festivities, and stated “I love chipotle because I love spicy food and it is super filling and satisfying. I love chipotle so much I was willing to dress as burrito to get a free burrito, and I wouldn’t have done that for just any restaurant that’s for sure!” While some individuals have caught the bug for trendy food, for those individuals who may have been “living under a rock” for the past few years, here is an insight on some of these trendy restaurants that students have shown a recent love for. An overwhelming number of sophomores (72 %) said they were taking their math midterm. Most sophomores take geometry in their second year of high school, and based on this poll, seem to feel they have a grasp on the subject or aren’t doing well enough to exempt. 70% of juniors plan to exempt physics. Does that mean we have a lot of budding engineers or do we have students who fear the test may be too hard? “So far in my experience I feel students try to avoid their most intimidating test, and if more juniors thought physics was, then there you go,” states Junior Physics honors teacher Mrs. Invernizzi. A whopping 68 % of freshmen said yes that they were exempting biology. This can only mean two things -- that we have future biologist walking among the halls at PPCHS or they are too terrified of the exam. While seniors are dealing with the beginning symptoms of seniorities 62% say they will be cracking the books and taking their math midterm. Where the least variation occurred was with the social studies midterms. All four grades had nearly a 50/50 split on their decision to take their history midterm. 3 Student Life January 2011 Panda Express: For an affordable Asian meal, Panda Express has a variety of options that come in decent portions too. From traditional Chinese flavors to innovative and fresh tastes, the Panda Express team has worked up a menu that has something for everyone to enjoy. Some options on this menu include orange chicken, steamed rice, fried rice, chow mein, and honey walnut shrimp. “I like the orange chicken and the food tastes good. It’s cheap too,” states senior Billy Golding. Yogurtland and Menchies: For 30 to 40 cents an ounce, these places offer a sweet treat that your wallet and bank account will enjoy too. Delicious flavors including red velvet, cake batter, cherry vanilla, and Dutch chocolate would just not be completed without the full topping bar these places offer. Some of their toppings include Kit-Kats, coconut, and a variety of fruits. “I love Yogurtland because not only is it cheap, but because all of the flavors actually taste the way they are supposed to!” states junior and Yogurtland employee Gabriel Rodriguez. An Independent study on what midterms students are exempting out of. Based on a non-scientific poll of 400 randomly selected student’s results varied amongst the student body. Entertainment January 2011 4 Drama club dazzles packed house The People’s Choice Awards: Melissa Sullivan STAFF WRITER Eclipse and House MD big winners Cassidy-Rae Brantley STAFF WRITER This year’s People’s Choice Awards took place in the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, California. Fans and celebrities came together to see what the favorites of 2010 were. The night was full of glam, fun, and laughs with host Queen Latifah. Fans went onto the People’s Choice awards website to vote for and chose voted their favorites in the nominees given. Top winners of the night included The Twilight Saga: Eclipse in the movie category. It won overall favorite and drama movie; it also won favorite movie actress Kristen Stewart and on-screen team with its centered characters. Toy Story 3 came in as the people’s choice for family movie, Nightmare on Elm Street was favorite horror movie, and Johnny Depp received favorite actor. House M.D. got away with four awards also, that included favorite actor and actress for TV drama, doctor, and TV drama in general. For favorite guilty pleasure, Keeping Up with the Kardashians won and Glee was top for TV comedy. In music, Eminem was the top winner, receiving favorite hip-hop and male artist along with an award for favorite song Love the Way You Lie featuring Rihanna. Chosen breakout artist was Disney star and singer Selena Gomez and the Scene. “Justin Bieber has had more publicity then Selena and more songs on the radio,” states sophomore Shelby Burdett, a student that was surprised by Gomez’s win. Rihanna got favorite pop artist, Taylor Swift as the People’s favorite country artist, and Usher for R&B. For years, the Drama Club and class has stunned PPCHS students with their amazing performances and artistic events. The club has accomplished a great deal of things this year that are not only exciting and amusing to club members, but the entire school. So far the Drama students have showcased their annual Winter Fantasy, filling nearly every seat in the River of Grass auditorium. The auditorium was jam-packed with parents, students, and administration on Dec. 10 as Drama put on an exciting and thrilling performance. Freshman Chelsi Chang participated in the performance and said, “Overall, I think we did a great job and we did amazing reenactments of Lightning Larry and The Sideways Stories. Everyone should look forward to upcoming events”. During the performance, club and class members recreated the well-known presentation of The Sideways Stories of Wayside A night of winners: The Twilight cast, above, accepting their award for favorite movie. The Kardashian sisters, right, came up together to receive their award for favorite guilty pleasure. Photo By Google Pretty little line-up in 2011 Bianca Rodriguez STUDENT LIFE EDITOR Ring in the year 2011 with a whole new set of shows. TV show addicts are definitely looking forward to upcoming new season of their favorite shows. The Bachelor – A handsome blonde hair, blue eyed hunk, Brad Womack is back and looking for love…again. After previously being on The Bachelor and turning down his last two contestants, he says he has done a lot of soul searching and is now ready to come back on the show and find his soul mate. Pretty Little Liars – The anticipated new and second season of this show had millions of girls glued to ABC Family. This is an intriguing and mysterious show of four best friends who are trying to hunt down the person sending them text messages threatening to disclose their darkest secrets. Jersey Shore – The party crew is returning for their third season on MTV and with a new little surprise: a carbon copy of Snooki. Say hello to Deena, already creating drama with Sammi in the first episode. She is sure to provide promising new drama for future episodes. Greek – This rambunctious cast returning for its fourth season (and rumored last) in a row on ABC Family. Everyone is graduating from college and moving out. It seems like this could be the bittersweet good bye for Greek. New year, new shows: 2011 looks promising with new seasons of original favorites. Graphics By Google High; it features a high school where everything is “topsy-turvy”. “The audience adored the scene and continued to cheer as the curtain rose,” said freshman Rebekah Welch. Another event being hosted by the Drama club this year will be the Talent Show which will take place on Jan. 27. It will give students who wish to share their distinctive talents with the public the chance to do just that. In previous years, bands, solo artists and even dancers have been featured in the show for their unique talents. As for this year, the Talent Show is expected to be outstanding and is definitely well anticipated by many students at PPCHS. Everyone is also looking forward to the announcement of the main-stage show, which should be made soon. PPCHS’ drama students have organized several events throughout the years that often bring excitement and smiles to the student body; they will continue to do so this year with their well-organized events and activities. Movies that’ll get your heart pumping Paul Austria STAFF WRITER The Roommate: Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly star in this thriller about a college student whose roommate at first seems nice, but turns out to be something more. Projected Release Date: Feb. 4 Gnomeo and Juliet: Modeled after William Shakespeare’s play Romeo and Juliet, just gnomes instead of humans. Projected Release Date: Feb. 11 The Eagle: Starring Channing Tatum, The Eagle features a young Roman officer’s quest to find out why his father disappeared. Projected Release Date: Feb. 11 Never Say Never: Features singer Justin Bieber’s rise to stardom. Projected Release Date: Valentine’s Day I Am Number Four: Produced by Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg, this teen sciencefiction film features an alien disguised as an average high school student who falls in love. Projected Release Date: Feb. 18 A Swift obsession Lights, Camera, Action: Drama Club goes all out, as students, Yanell Ordonez (right), Demitri Narace, Victoria Green and Brittni Garcia playing improv games. Photo by Adrian Tabraue Freshman Drama: Freshmen Tatiana Bustamante (Left) and Aleena Gomez (Right) start learning the way of acting, during Drama club while playing improve games. Photo by Adrian Tabraue Glee sings its way to the top Victoria Alvarez STAFF WRITER The new hit show on Fox, Glee, is at its all-time high. Since it first started out in fall of 2009, the amount of viewers has almost doubled. There was an average of seven and half million people watching each episode in season one; however, the last two episodes that have been shown had over eight million people tuning in. Some opinions as to why the show has gotten so popular are that it captures the extreme stereotypes of high school. It tends to blow everything out of proportion and just makes the viewers laugh. However, it also hits home to a lot of kids because sometimes those things do happen. It gives students who are interested in theater and music a show of their own liking. “I think that Glee shows that no matter how different you are, you can always turn to music to help you out through hard times,” said freshman Jessica Kaminsky. “Plus, little jokes here and there aren’t too bad”. The show is watched by approximately 3,000,000 people living in the United States, proving that the Glee cast must be doing something right. Glee Season 2: The second season of Glee premiered on September 21st 2010 on Fox at 8pm Est on Tuesdays. Cartoon by Maria Flores Swift Obssesion: Taylor Swift was ranked 38th best artist off 2000-10 decade by billboard. Photo by Google admitted. “She’s secretly my best friend. She understands what I and millions of others like me feel.” Yet the most important thing that draws Solomon to Swift has nothing to do with her January 2011 Drama Preparation:Students Yanell Ordonez (right), Demitri Narace. Victoria Green, and Brittni Garcia. Play improv games during the drama club meeting. Photo by Adrian Tabraue Erin Jones TECHNOLOGY EDITOR When PPCHS junior Danielle Solomon saw country songstress Taylor Swift in concert last March, she didn’t have the reaction that most fans did when she saw her. The minute she walked into the Bank Atlantic Center she was bawling. While most fans screamed as soon as Swift came on stage, Solomon’s water works got even worse. This hysterical reaction was due to Solomon’s overflowing admiration for the singer. “Honestly there isn’t a way for me to describe it. I love Taylor Swift. I look up to her,” says Solomon. Solomon spends hours listening to Swift, reading about her, and performing Google searches on the singer/songwriter. Most of her friends think it’s a bit obsessive. “I think it’s a little scary and over the top,” said junior Shannon Card, a good friend of Solomon, “she talks about her all the time.” In the high school world filled with drama, heartache, and teenage angst, Swift is like Solomon’s own personal guide. Taylor’s lyrics help navigate her through any troubles she faces. Swift’s voice gives her comfort, advice, and friendship from someone who has already been through it all. “At a time when I’m sad or to make me feel better, I get a bit of mac and cheese and listen to her music. It gets the job done,” Solomon 5 Entertainment songs. In fact, it’s Swift’s spirit that has Solomon addicted to everything related to her. “I love her honesty and the fact that she’s down to earth. You look at celebrities today and it’s shocking to see that Lindsay Lohan is still famous. Taylor keeps her personal life a secret in interviews and expresses her feelings through music,” Solomon says. The fact that Swift thanks her fans in every tweet, speech, blog entry, and interview she ever made makes Solomon feel that Swift deserves everything she works for. Last year Swift did a thirteen hour meet and greet in which she greeted thousands of fans personally with a big hug and took time to talk to every single one. She even stayed an extra hour to make sure she met everyone there. “She was on her feet the whole time,” says Solomon of the event. Even though she didn’t personally attend, she was amazed with Swift’s kindness. “She’s real and she’s setting the bar really high for artists because she puts so much into her fans unlike most celebrities.” Solomon seems to put so much energy into Swift because she feels that Swift does that much for her. Taylor Swift is someone who gets her through all that life throws her way. She’s a source of joy in the turbulent times high school brings, so Solomon could care less about who thinks she is too obsessed. “I know I’m obsessed and I’m proud of it. I’m not embarrassed to like someone who stays out of rehab and isn’t caught with multiple guys,” Solomon says of Swift. “I’m obsessed with Taylor Swift, so what?” Sports January 2011 Dolphins off-season quest: 6 Florida college bowl roundup Matthew Coolidge STAFF WRITER AutoZone Liberty Bowl UCF vs. Georgia The University of Central Florida earned its first bowl win in school history with a 10-6 victory over the Georgia Bulldogs. UCF rode its Conference USA Championship to a hard fought victory over Georgia. UCF sophomore running back Latavious Murray led the Knights with 104 yards rushing on 18 carries and the game clinching touchdown with 9:01 left in the fourth quarter. The Knights defense also forced Georgia QB Aaron Murray to throw 2 interceptions. Sun Bowl Miami vs. Notre Dame The Miami Hurricanes were defeated by the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame 33-17 in the Sun Bowl in El Paso, Texas. The Hurricanes lacked good quarterback play, throwing a total of 4 interceptions—3 by Jacory Harris and 1 by Stephen Morris. The Hurricanes defense played horribly, giving up 397 overall yards and 3 touchdowns to a mediocre Notre Dame offense. The player of the game was Fighting Irish Junior Wide out Malcolm Floyd, who caught 6 passes for 109 yards and 2 touchdowns. Chick-fil-A Bowl Florida State vs. South Carolina The Florida State Seminoles defeated the South Carolina Gamecocks 26-17 to win first year Head Coach Jimbo Fisher’s first career bowl game. The ‘Noles were led by sophomore running back Chris Thompson, who rushed for 147 yards and a touchdown on 25 carries, against a solid South Carolina defense. The ‘Noles defense also played a spectacular game, forcing South Carolina Quarterback Stephen Garcia to throw 3 interceptions and zero touchdowns. Outback Bowl Florida vs. Penn State Little Caesar’s Bowl FIU vs. Toledo The Golden Panthers of Florida International University defeated the Rockets of Toledo 34-32 for the first bowl win in school history. The Golden Panthers were led to victory by their outstanding rush attack led by Junior Darriet Perry, who rushed for 132 yards and two touchdowns on 16 carries and one rush of 74 yards. FIU’s defense also helped secure the win by intercepting Toledo’s freshman Quarterback Terrance Owens three times and recovering a Toledo fumble. The Golden Panther’s Sophomore kicker Jack Griffin made the game winning kick from 34 yards as time expired. The Florida Gators sent retiring coach Urban Meyer out with a 37-24 bowl victory over the Penn State Nittany Lions. The Gators were led by their stout defense which intercepted 5 of Nittany Lion’s Quarterback Matthew McGloin’s passes. The player of the game was Florida’s Senior Safety Ahmad Black, who intercepted 2 passes and returned them for a total of 129 yards and a game sealing touchdown. Meineke Car Care Bowl South Florida vs. Clemson The University of South Florida Bulls defeated the Clemson Tigers 31-26 to win the Meineke Car Care Bowl. The Bulls were led on offense by dual-threat sophomore quarterback B.J. Daniels, who went to the air for 189 yards and two touchdowns and ran for 22 yards and a touchdown. The Bulls defense was able to force two Tigers’ interceptions and held the explosive Clemson running game to only 50 yards and a touchdown, and held Clemson Quarterback Kyle Parker to only 134 yards passing in his last NCAA Football game. 7 Offense, offense, offense Kevin Kennedy SPORTS EDITOR The Miami Dolphins finished the season a disappointing 7-9 for the second straight year. It’s beginning to seem like the AFC East Championship they earned in 2008 was just a fluke. These couple of mediocre seasons is not exactly what Dolphins owner, Stephen Ross, is looking for. Changes need to be made. In order to compete with division rivals, New York Jets and the New England Patriots, who each earned a playoff berth, the offense needs some serious improvement. The defense did a good job of stopping opposing offenses, and it was enough to be the 6th ranked defense overall. Management failed on getting Jim Harbaugh to become the head coach of the team when Harbaugh signed with the 49ers. I was pleased with this because I have high respect for Tony Sparano. I think he does a good job of keeping morale and intensity up. Whenever they show him on TV, he’s always clapping and giving praise to his players when they need it. I’m happy with the decision at head coach, but I think a switch at a different coaching position is needed. Dan Henning needs to go. The offense was 30th in points last season. No team makes the playoffs with that statistic. The fans don’t even like him because of his controversial, conserva- tive play calling. He is expected to resign. Another reason the offense has floundered this season is because of the quarterback situation. Chad Henne just didn’t get it done. At one point, they made Tyler Thigpen the starter, and the Dolphins were shut out against the Bears with him at the helm. And we got Chad Pennington, who lasted two plays before getting injured and placed Offense on three! The Miami Dolphins plan on making serious changes to improve their offense and come back next year to a better season. Photo By Google on the injured reserve. A replacement at QB could be through the draft or free agency. Cam Newton, the Heisman, trophy winner, would be tremendous for the Dolphins. His athletic ability is unreal. It is unsure whether or not he will fall the 15th overall selection, but it certainly isn’t impossible. Vince Young is expected to be cut from the Tennessee Titans. Another prospect could be Donovan McNabb. He is in the latter part of his career, but the Dolphins need a quarterback for right now. Another position of need is running back. Ronnie Brown is not expected to return with the team, and Ricky Williams is expected to retire. Mark Ingram would be a nice pickup in the first round if Miami doesn’t take Cam Newton. The offensive line could use a little bit of depth. That could be taken care of in the late rounds of the draft. Maybe even some depth at receiver could be needed. Once Brian Hartline was placed on the injured reserve, Davone Bess had to replace Hartline out wide. Bess is more effective in the slot. A deep threat would be most ideal. The defense has been incredible. Mike Nolan made this defense one of the top in the league. If the Dolphins don’t go offense with the first pick—which is highly unlikely—they will probably go for someone in the secondary. Other than that, there is really no position of need on the defensive side of the ball. If these positions are filled, the Dolphins have a legit shot at making a Super Bowl run. With that defense, a mediocre offense might even be enough to earn the Dolphins a playoff berth. Pro sports lack integrity –and it’s a shame Kevin Kennedy SPORTS EDITOR Recently, there has been an outbreak in the lack of integrity in college and professional sports. It seems like athletes will do whatever they can to get a competitive edge—even if it means they have to bend the rules a little bit. It really became the center of my attention when a New York Jets coach, Sal Alosi, tripped Miami Dolphins cornerback, Nolan Carroll. Carroll was running down the sideline covering a punt when Alosi stuck his knee out causing Carroll to go to the ground. Carroll was injured on the field and team trainers were needed. There wasn’t any serious injury, but there’s just no place for that in the NFL. Alosi was fired indefinitely for his actions. And then you have the New England Patriots and their spygate scandal. Now that is just ridiculous. Really? Videotaping other teams’ signals? How can you lose? No wonder they were so good! They knew exactly what the other team was doing on every play! Head coach, Bill Belichick, was fined $500,000, and the Patriots organization was fined $250,000. In baseball, you have the whole steroids thing. It seems like everyone who is good has some sort of connection to them. Mark McGwire has 583 home runs, and because of his steroid use, he received less than 20% of the hall of fame vote. There was a referee in basketball, Tim Donaghy, who was placing bets on games that he was officiating. He made calls that would benefit the team that he had money on. As a referee, he could steer the course of the game to one team’s favor. It was an easy way to make a lot of money—who cares about morals? People who cheat never win in the end. Cheating just makes you look like a loser. You couldn’t just do it the right way like everyone else? More and more people are starting to watch sports. Whenever something bad happens, that is all they talk about on television. These people don’t understand that if they get caught—which will happen eventually—they will lose all of their reputation. The popularity of sports is on a steady rise while the integrity is plummeting. This ties into things beyond sports. What happens when a police officer takes bribes for letting people go when they commit crimes? What would happen if a politician takes tax payer money to buy himself a car? Nothing good happens from dishonesty and selfishness. I wish I could watch sports knowing that all of the players are playing as hard as they can, the coaches are doing their best, the management has it under control—and most of all—I would like for it to be honest, clean, and moralistic. In every stereotypical high school, you have the buff football jocks and the cocky baseball players, but at PPCHS there is a new breed of sports players that resemble something straight out of Invictus. The Jaguars have arguably the best soccer team in school history. Their current record is 18-0-1, and now, the team has their sights set on the state title. Coach Thomas Lemmon says the team will be losing ten seniors, a number that, in reality, is a large portion of the team. This is the year that they must perform. It’s the last year they will be together on the same team. The team is led by seniors, Dwight Lodge, Dalton Churchwell, and Alloy Buckle. Goalkeeper, Tomas Gonzalez, had five saves against Archbishop McCarthy. Freshman, Romario Bernard, is a promising player who has the potential to become one of the top players in the state. Coach Lemmon said that the team has enough discipline and enough talent to contend at states. Last year, the boys soccer team lost in the state semi-finals. They look to advance to the finals this season. The team brought home a win from the Wellington Christmas Tournament, a three-game tournament in which they won every single game. Senior Dwight Lodge is responsible for making the winning goal in the game against Varela. Lodge has been on the team since en- tering high school, and his plans for college keep soccer in mind. He has a few colleges in mind such as University of Connecticut, Rutgers, and Florida Gulf Coast University. “We knew it was going to be a hard game,” says Lodge, in reference to the final game of the tournament. The consensus, however, seems to be that the team is in need of a little school spirit. Most of the players feel that they need support during the entire season, not just when their winning streak extends into the semifinals. Every team needs the encouragement that can be offered to them, even if the games aren’t as conveniently planned as most students would like. The girls have also been playing excellent this year. Coach Carlos Velasquez, who also teaches AP World History and Leadership at PPCHS, noted that it is their best season in five years, and their future just seems to be getting even brighter. He has the team rolling on a 14-2-1 record. Junior Angelica Jimenez feels that the team has bonded and has a good chance of going farther than they have the last couple years. Though the girls will also be losing seven players to the 2011 graduation, Velasquez is confident that the underclassman core will keep the team going strong into next year. As the PPCHS boys’ and girls’ soccer teams advance, make sure to try your best to support them by going to their games. You’d be amazed at how much talent your fellow Jags actually have. January 2011 A collapsing exit of 2010 Alexandra Mangano Staff Writer The Metrodome, the Minnesota Vikings state-of-the-art stadium, was supposed to withstand the harshest blizzards and keep everyone inside comfortable with an astounding view of the Viking football team. But on Dec. 12, a huge snow storm from Canada swooped in and caused the roof to collapse, forcing the Vikings home game versus the Chicago Bears to be postponed to Tuesday Dec. 20. It was played outdoors at “The Snow Bank” or TCF Bank Stadium, home to the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers. The game was played on a snow covered field with temperatures in the low 20’s. The division-leading Bears went on to spoil the Vikings 1st outdoor game in 29 years with a 40-14 victory over the Vikings thanks to Quarterback Jay Cutler’s 3 passing touchdowns. “The collapse of the Metrodome is very upsetting to me, because it was a historical site with a lot of football history,” states junior Alejandro Batista. The roof collapse not only postponed the Vikings home game versus the Bears, but also the Twinsfest, which was to start on Jan. 24. These events will continue to be canceled until a replacement roof can be found and installed. Look for the Metrodome to be back in action in a couple of months. Ice, ice, baby: The Metrodome home of the Minnesota Vikings collapsed December 12 when snow crushed the roof. Photos By Google Charter soccer teams score again Anyssa Gonzalez ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Sports Scoring stars: Dwight Lodge, top left, and Dalton Churchwell, top right, at the Archbishop McCarthy game. Ty Rosemellia, left, and Kayla Faulkner, right, at the game against Northeast. Photos By Adrian Tabraue News January 2011 PPCHS News World News 8 New law makes lunch a whole lot healthier Erin Jones TECHNOLOGY EDITOR In most cafeterias nationwide the most popular question amongst the school body used to be, “can the food taste any better?” Today, the new question swirling around cafeterias across the country is, “can the food get any healthier?” With two-thirds of Americans, about 190 million, overweight or obese, health has come into the forefront in America as a very important issue. On Dec. 13, President Obama signed the Healthy, Hunger Kids Act into law. The new law will increase federal funding for school lunches by 6 percent per child. It will also allow the Secretary of Agriculture to set uniform standards for foods sold in schools. The law also enables thousands of more children to be eligible to receive free lunch. Obama hopes the bill will combat child obesity within one generation. Although this act was just recently introduced, PPCH’s cafeteria service, Chartwells, says that they already have made their own changes to make both school breakfast and lunch a healthier occasion. “We’re offering more whole grain food items such as pancakes, pizza crust, and brown rice. In the future, more whole grain foods will be served, such as whole grain pasta,” says Chartwells Cafeteria Manager “At first I was reluctant to get the Panini but once I did taste it I thought it was really Cafeteria: Hundreds of students eat new, healthy food options everyday. Photo by Gail Fletcher Gene Ramos. This school year a new addition to the lunch menu includes the Panini, a nutritious grilled sandwich. good,” says junior Janelle Gourzong. “It’s refreshing to see more healthy choices for lunch.” The cafeteria staff is even planning on re- moving anything that is sugary and innutritious. “We have already eliminated the frozen slushy drinks and by the end of the school year we may no longer be offering ice cream everyday as well as chocolate and strawberry milk which are all high in sugar,” Ramos said. Chartwells has even made steps to improve their method of cooking the food so it can be healthier as well. “We have also removed all fryers from the kitchen and bake our potato fries and chicken tenderloins,” Ramos added, “Every day there is a balanced choice meal offered at one of the stations and more fresh fruits and vegetables are offered daily.” A few years ago PPCHS took the initiative to remove all of its soda machines and snack machines. Today all vending machines on campus contain nutritious bottled waters, vitamin waters, and propel energy drinks. “The only soda machine is for teachers only. Students aren’t allowed to access it,” says Vice Principal Llanos, “We are on the right track. We are a green school and a healthy school that wants to make sure our students have a bright future.” First Amendment vs. National Security Last year should have been the year that Shontel Medwynter walked the stage and received her high school diploma. Unfortunately, her circumstances did not allow her to do as such. As a freshman she was diagnosed with cancer that would lead to her death in April of 2009. Although PPCHS has been mourning since, BRACE advisor and junior class guidance counselor Mr. Greenbaum has found a way to allow students just like her to continue their educations through the Shontel Medwynter Memorial Scholarship. The idea stemmed from Shontel’s mother, Pauline, who originally approached Mr. Greenbaum. This is the second year that the scholarships will be awarded, given to three students of the senior class that exhibit excellence in both academics and community service. Freshman Britney Muniz, though she did not personally know Shontel just like many other current PPCHS students, participated in the dress down day. Muniz says, “It’s for a good cause and it is something worth supporting.” Brianna Cha-Kim Staff Writer Every year the United States celebrates and honors the accomplishments of a great man on the third Monday every January. To some students here at PPCHS, this day is not only just the 25th anniversary of the holiday recognizing one of America’s greatest heroes-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.- but also a day with personal significance. Sophomore Scooby Aponte said, “Martin Luther is my personal hero. He has made life so different for us and we owe a lot of thanks to him.” Junior Stephen Fetcher also said, “Every year this day of honor goes by and I don’t think anyone really realizes the importance of it. Dr. King was a very important man. As high school students, we need to be more aware of history and the impact it has on us teenagers today.” Everybody knows the story or at least has heard bits of it. A man of true courage and inspiration, he impacted the world tremendously during the late 1950’s through the early 60’s as being the one to succeed in the end of segregation between colored and noncolored people. King traveled over six million miles and spoke over twenty-five hun- Palin gathering all support she can for presidential run Melissa Sullivan STAFF WRITER Dress down day: Just a sample of the many students who dressed down to help donate to the cause (top right clockwise) such as Anthony Hernandez, Keshauna Alexander, Alexis Cutler, Brandon Chang, Taylor Nethersole, Gloria Gonzalez, Michael Milito and Alexia Montas. Photos by Lissette Rivera and Adrian Tabraue was able to spread easily due to the poor infrastructure and poor water sanitation. AcIt’s been a year since a 7.0 magnitude cording the country’s Department of Health, earthquake about 3,300 occurred in have died the Caribbebecause of an island of the cholera Haiti, leaving outbreak it in ruins and and another devastation. 149,000 An estimathave gotten ed 230,000 sick. people were Presidenkilled due tial elections to the earthhave also quake that been corrupt occurred on and in a way January 12, lost in the 2010; many confusion of those from the who were catastrophic killed had earthquake. to be pulled The presiout of the dential runrubble from off that was destroyed supposed to buildings or take place houses. Over January 16, a million 2011 was have been put off until left homelate Februless, and ary of this the damage year. has further Sophomore increased a Dominique Haiti Disaster: One year after, Haiti is still in disarray. Photos By Google year later. Irons beBack in late lieves that October of last year, a cholera epidemic was the progress into rebuilding and organization confirmed and has since reached the majority is “not up to where it should be”. “I think people can do more still,” says Irons. One year ago, thousands came to the Plans have been coming together, with the help of other countries, to reaid of Haiti in crisis. construct Haiti and help with its develof Haiti. Cholera is an infection in small in- opment. However, suffering from that testine caused by food or water that has been earthquake unfortunately continues. contaminated with bacteria. The outbreak Cassidy-Rae Brantley STAFF WRITER dred times, appearing wherever there was injustice, protest, and action; and simultaneously he wrote five books as well as numerous articles. The amount of racism and prejudice that currently exists is not nearly as cruel and high as it was fifty to sixty years ago. The actions and success of Dr. King’s life still impact us today is nearly in every way we go about our daily lives. Our school is intertwined with all races – with countless interracial couples and friendships. Fetcher is currently dating a Latin sophomore, Alexis Good. He said, “Nothing bothers us about our different races. We are happy together. Even if people were to make a comment, it doesn’t get to us. Things have changed a lot since the olden times. The world is better and more understanding in many ways.” There is no segregation or differences in the way anyone is treated and as a whole, everyone pretty much gets along. PPCHS has also taken personal measures to represent the importance of black history in general. Mrs. Peacock, the leader of the Black History Club, meets with a group of students to discuss and promote events pertaining to this culture. Presently, they’re preparing for their performance in February only affected his time or his generation. It and hosted auditions for any and every one changed the world forever.” to come try out to be a part of the upcoming show. “We are very excited about the show and have been focusing on it,” Mrs. Peacock said, “We know it’ll be a good performance and hope everyone comes out to support”. Decades later, the importance and significance left behind from Dr. King’s realm of success is still shown. Even in the daily lives of teenagers here at Pines Charter there are noticeable differences in how our life would have been if this man had not existed. Junior Taylor Duke said, “It’s not as if what Mar- Unity: Students of all cultures come together at PPCHS. From left to right, Alex Rodgers, Jill Hsieh, Feda Fitian, Bridget Orozco, Ana Fernandez, and tin Luther King did Jordan Lane. Photo By Lorraine Oyola January 2011 Assange out of jail. The reason for his jail time is a controversial rape charge in Sweden. The Wikileaks story has Moore says he will do whatbeen developing since this ever he can to keep Wikileaks summer when Julian Assange open. made headlines for his fight Students have a lot to say for government transparency. about this subject. Junior ShelHe believes that the people by Felder says that “WikiLeaks should know what the govshould remain open because ernment is doing in the war, our tax dollars go to the war, so he has been publishing and I deserve to know what is the war diaries of countless being done over there. I also troops and video footage of believe that Assange should be the battle fields. This issue released because it is easy to has divided the nation. Politisee that this sex charge is pocal figures on the right such as litically motivated”. Junior GaSarah Palin and Mike Huckabriel Rodriguez would disagree bee condemn his actions. saying that “those confidential Palin says the US should treat files are just that, confidential. him like a terrorist. She asks, They should not be released to “Why was he not pursued the general public.” with the same urgency we Julian Assange: The face of Wikileaks and an international scandal. Photo from Wikipedia Either way, Assange says pursue al-Qaeda and Taliban he will not stop. He has creleaders?” While Huckabee tion is too kind a penalty”. feels the death penalty is fair when he said Political figures on the left such as Michael ated hundreds of mirror sites so that the this about the leaker, “Whoever in our gov- Moore support Assange. Moore has donated information will be available to the pubernment leaked that information is guilty of $20,000 of his personal money to help bail lic without the government taking it down. treason, and I think anything less than execu- The dress down day this year collected around $2000, doubling last year’s amount. Mr. Greenbaum is impressed that PPCHS students have rallied together to make a difference, even if it comes with incentive. Dr. King’s ‘dream’ resonates with PPCHS students News Enrique Batista STAFF WRITER Students dress down in memoriam of Medwynter Anyssa Gonzalez ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR 9 Audiences across America were stunned when it was heard that John McCain had chosen Sarah Palin to run for Vice President of the United States in 2008. Palin continues to shock the public today with her hit reality T.V. show and an autobiography. She has certainly come a long way since the run for vice-presidency took place two years ago. Palin now has the high hope of not only running for, but becoming the next president come 2012. She announced her intent to run on November 9, 2010 and to reinforce her campaign she immediately toured the country to gather supporters. Although she is working diligently to gather up supporters for her election, many say that they will not vote for Palin and believe that Obama will be reelected instead. “The fact that she is running is ridiculous, her policies are insane and she is a conservative republican that follows the Bush administration. We had to put up with Bush for 8 years, why would we want to deal with one of his followers for another 4? Not only that, but Cartoon By Maria Flores if she wasn’t supported as a vice president I doubt she’d be supported as the president,” said freshman Alden Diaz. Even though some may doubt that Palin will be elected, some have high hopes for her. She has overcome many obstacles throughout the past 3 years and has always followed her beliefs. “She has done a lot of work to get this far so she deserves to be elected in 2012, she is a strong leader and will follow through with what she promises,” stated freshman Rebekah Welch. Americans everywhere will definitely be tuning into the 2012 elections to see whether or not Sarah Palin has what it takes to become not only the next president, but the first woman president. Technology January 2011 10 11 The demise of e-mail Eliza Barrocas MANAGING EDITOR With the creation of social networking sites including Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter, teens around the world today can create friendships with one another with the simple send of a friend request. With websites like these, staying in touch with one another is as easy as liking a status, commenting on a wall, or tweeting a friendly hello; we are undeniably a technology obsessed generation. However, despite our increased addiction to social networking, we have begun to neglect the one internet tool that can truly be considered the original means of communication: emailing. Emailing does not offer all the fancy features that social networking sites do. In addition, social networking sites have already linked millions of individuals together making it easier to send messages back and forth without having to undergo the process of figuring out what their email address is. “I really think social networking sites are being used more than emailing. One thing that people should really think about when using those sites is that if they are working on something that is more for- mal, I don’t think that they should rely on sites like these as their way of sending information. Leave those sites for socializing,” states junior Lucas Lucchini. Social networks have definitely changed the way we consume online media, and the demise of email seems unavoidable. Social networks make it much is easier to manage a hectic social life and teens everywhere are guilty of wasting hours at a time on them. A study completed by Fox News found that out of all the individuals studied, less than one-fifth of the 13-17 year olds involved admitted to using emails as a method of communication. In comparison, the same study showed that 40 percent of adults 25-54 agreed that they use emailing accounts as their way to stay connected. “I think that Facebook is an easier way to get in touch with someone faster, because there usually on[line]. Also Facebook is better reliable resource,” states sophomore Cheyenne Willeford. As technology continues to cultivate and remain an important aspect of our lives, the fact is that emailing, as well as many other aspects of the internet, will soon become outdated. Graphic by Juian Graves The Nintendo Wii, released in December of 2006, introduced a whole new dimension to video gaming. The fact that anyone could play video games but also get active at the same time was mind-blowing to critics at the time. The other consoles that came out around the same time, the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, were based on the regular handheld gaming idea but the quality of the graphics were enhanced dramatically. The Wii had an advantage when it came to uniqueness because it was the first of its kind in the video game world. The most Wii consoles were sold during December of 2009. But then 2010 came along and so did some competition for the Wii. Microsoft introduced Kinect for Xbox 360 in November 2010 while Sony revealed the PlayStation Move that September. Kinect has the same idea as the Wii, minus one Facing Facebook 24/7 Alexandra Mangano Staff Writer Recently Facebook has added a new feature called “Places I Checked Into,” which allows friend’s easy confirmation to see exactly what destination users are logged in from. This new feature created by Facebook has prompted much conversation among students, in addition to raising many concerns from them as well. Most students have “smart” phones that allow them to access the internet anytime anywhere, but with this new feature the challenge of staying safe has increased. “Finding out about the new tracking feature on Facebook astonished me, and now I don’t even feel anything is personal anymore,” states sophomore Alexa Quintana. PPCHS junior Trevor Walstrum is worried that “criminals could track me or my family down, just because I log onto Facebook.” By showing a user’s exact location, criminals might have the advantage to target the user’s family and even their home, simply by allowing them to track their location and identify whether they are at home, work, or travelling. Even though this feature can be potentially dangerous for students, Facebook has installed some security features into the new ‘Places’ app; “Facebook made some changes to its regular privacy practices to protect sensitive location-based information, such as limiting the default visibility of check-ins on your feed to ‘Friends Only’,” reported the ACLU of Northern California. Another assurance for students come from Walt Mossberg of The Wall Street Journal, who wrote that he “found it easy to use and reliable, with mostly logical privacy controls, an issue on which Facebook has been bruised in the past.” Although the safety panic brings upon much stress to students, it is important to know that this feature starts out turned ON, and will stay on unless deliberately turned OFF by the user. Turning OFF this feature will not allow Facebook to broadcast your location when you log in. After the holiday season burned holes through the wallets of the many gift-buying teens, it is only understandable that they’d like to spend their remaining cash wisely. The last situation they’d like to end up in is purchasing a new cell phone only to realize soon after that they’d been ripped off. To avoid doing so, read the following guide to get an idea on which cell phones NOT to buy this New Year: Nokia 1661: Although this phone does include an SMS (Storage Management Service), which can store up to 250 messages, 4MB internal memory, and an FM radio, do not be fooled. One of the significant setbacks is the lack of a camera. How else can one take a picture to send to a friend? Or even create that Mobile Upload album on Facebook? Exactly. Take it from sophomore Dbora Lee, an exuser of the phone, “It really is a bad, bad phone! I couldn’t ever take pictures and my text messages had a hard time sending.” The handset also lacks a Bluetooth, the device that allows driving and communicating on the phone simultaneously, and a USB port, so transferring things from one’s phone Cartoon by Maria Flores Paul Austria STAFF WRITER January 2011 Stay clear of the following phones, future buyers! Isabella Jones Features editor R.I.P. to the Wii Technology big hassle: holding a controller. When playing Wii, players have to hold the controller in their hand while playing, and that’s when many of the safety warnings were emphasized to tighten the controller strap on the wrist. “I had the very first Nintendo Wii and the controller strap would always loosen up,” junior Brandon Villa said. “Eventually, it was fully loosened up and then you had to re-tighten it.” Kinect uses a 3-D motion detector with facial recognition to find players so all they have to do is let the device find them and calibrate their motion without needing to hold controllers. Move uses a controller much like that of Wii with the same idea. Options are limited with the Wii because the games are very family-oriented and they are not favorable for playing long-term. “Wii Sports and Wii Play were fun at first, but after a while, they got so old,” senior Dalvin Barry said. “The Nintendo Wii needs better games if it wants to compete with these new consoles.” Cartoon by Maria Flores Graphic by Julian Graves to a computer won’t even be an option. Samsung’s Solstice SGH-A887: One of the key drawbacks on this handset is its absence of instant messaging. And if Samsung fails to create a device such as BBM (BlackBerry Messenger) or FaceTime, it should at least include a basic feature such as instant messaging, correct? How else would one quickly message their friends? The boring and too frequently used texting way? Also, the memory card slot is behind the battery so inserting it frequently to down- load music will be a hassle. To top it all off, the phone’s call quality is not impressive, the browser speed is way below what one would prefer it to be, and the video camera will not capture every moment one records. Motorola Hint QA30: The size of this receiver may be miniature and convenient; however, it does not make up for the many design flaws. Because the keys on the alphabetic keyboard are placed so closely together, it is quite difficult to type on without hitting two keys at once and completely misspelling a word. This of course is a poor choice for those who compulsively text message their friends. “Instead of typing ‘hey’ it would come out looking like ‘hjkey’. I hate that, because instead of just sending what I want in an instant, it takes longer to go back and erase what I first wrote into the right thing,” says freshman Kimberly Champagne. In addition the battery cover isn’t secure, and dies only in a few hours, with or without heavy usage. So, do not let its “cute” appearance deceive you. This cell phone will be dead before you can text your friend a “What’s up? ;)”. Fun-tertainment January 2011 12 The opinions shared in these columns express the views of only the writers of their respective columns, and do not neccesarilly represent the views of PPCHS students, staff, faculty, and administration, nor do they neccesarily represent the views of the rest of The CHAT staff, editors, writers and layout artists. Spot the difference Ishin Iwasaki We here at CHAT have finally obtained rare photos of Mr Bayer in his true environment. Help us spot the differences between casual Bayer (left) and Mr Bayer in his work ARRGtire (right) 13 Columns January 2011 My search for immortality COLUMNIST Photos taken and worked with permission of Mr Bayer. Photo by Lorraine Oyola and Graphic by Kenneth Madera Terri-puns Warning: the following puns will enduce groans and facepalms. You have been warned! A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired. If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed. manage to do it naturally. So, when Spongebob decides to throw away his life among civilization and become a jellyfish, what was really going on was not an effort to have fun; it was an attempt at immortality. Spongebob’s quest to achieve total ocean dominance didn’t stop there. In another episode, Spongebob, trying to find an activity besides karate, lies on the ground and pretends to be a plant. I laughed when I first saw the episode as a wee lad, listening to the quirky sponge repeat “Photosynthesis.. . Photosynthesis….” Little did I know, Spongebob was actually mimicking the Elysia chlorotica, a sea-slug that can eat as well as photosynthesize. E. chlorotica basically eats algae and steals their chloroplasts, giving itself the ability to photosynthesize (think of Kirby, but flat, green, and slimy). When I first read the article about them, my mind was blown. What if we had this ability? Starvation would be essentially wiped out except in those areas that receive no sunlight: caves, Antarctica, or Berkeley, California. After learning about these slugs, I’ve wondered about what kinds of qualities I would want to steal from animals. Fish sleep with their eyes open, and that will most definitely come in handy during some less-than-interesting lectures in college. Maybe if I steal a bat’s abilities I can claim to be a vampire and be a hit with girls. Then again, you can’t go wrong with the unparalleled courage of a cat. The jump from the couch to the table might span a gap too wide for an Olympic jumper, but it won’t stop Miss Kittywinkles from attempting the jump multiple times anyway. Now that’s dedication. If my assumptions are correct, Spongebob should soon be in an episode where he eats methane gas and saves Bikini Bottom. Why? Because new research has uncovered that about 200,000 tons of methane leaked by the BP accident was rapidly cleaned up by methane-eating bacteria. While scientists from all over the world contemplated about how to solve this crisis for months, microscopic bacteria took matters into their own hands (er, flagellum). Bacteria – 1, Mankind – 0. I hope it’s not too late to change my plans for the future. It might have been nice to have been a doctor or a rugby player, but a part of me yearns to swim amongst the immortal jellyfish. After all, becoming a jellyfish seems a lot less harmful than splitting your body into Horcruxes. And I don’t have enough frequent flier miles to try to find the Fountain of Youth. No, no, I don’t need any of that; just leave me with my nature, and I’ll be immortal while most of Earth stays immoral. Graphic By Daniel Quevedo See the bottom of the page for the answers. Question: What does Ponce De Leon, Voldemort, and Spongebob Squarepants have in common? The answer: They all sought immortality. You’re probably asking yourself how Spongebob fits in with the other three. After all, a Kelp Shake is not the same thing as the Elixir of Life. The secret to Spongebob’s immortality lies within a fellow ocean-dweller: jellyfish. Nature has always fascinated me. While we invent things and utilize technology to suit our needs, simple animals can’t do that. My dog doesn’t spend her spare time playing on my Xbox, and my fish certainly aren’t going to be building particle accelerators with little coral bits anytime soon. It’s too much of a “large-scale” project for them (It’s funny because fish have scales, see?). My point is, while we might think that a new drink mixer or rubber bands in the shape of animals are redefining life, we’re really missing some of the coolest things on this Earth. When my friend told me about Turretopsis nutricula, I was in disbelief. Dubbed the “immortal jellyfish,” these guys can revert back to a childhood stage after reproducing. Although diseases usually wipe them out when they’re immature (a principle many substitute teachers wish applied to teenagers), they are technically able to live forever. That’s intense. We’ve been searching for ways to cheat aging for ages – alchemy, antioxidants, male enhancement drugs – to no avail, but these jellyfish the size of our fingernails The energizer bunny was charged with battery. A backwards poet writes inverse. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses. What do you call a guy who falls in a hole? A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. Julia Baca Phil Photo by Lissette Rivera Every calendar’s days are numbered. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. If prying, do it for the right reasons Columnist A long time ago, my mother gave me a piece of advice that would instill great courtesy in me forever. It would allow me to go on and not become a nosey, annoying nuisance in Charter games Cartoon By Maria Flores Aspiring game designers here at PPCHS showcase their programming prowess on the schools website. Here are some of our staff favorites. Click the screen shots to try them your self. the eyes of others. As a child, the concept was very simple and ever since I heard this valuable recommendation years ago, I have held on to it. But low and behold, other people just do not seem to understand the concept, or perhaps they just haven’t had anyone give them this kind of guidance before. That’s what I’m here for. For unfortunate people like that, I will share the knowledge so they too can be as courteous as my mom has made me. The piece of advice was this: “Mind your own business.” Yes. “Mind your own business.” I thought that was something that everyone was taught when they were young, but based on the nosiness that I have observed in all different kinds of people, I was very, very wrong. I mean, I find it to be a pretty simple concept; after all, if something directly concerns you or is putting someone in danger, by all means you should involve yourself in the affair productively. And if something does not directly concern you and does not put anyone in danger, move along and stick to what has to do with you and your well-being. Nosey individuals seem to surround me on the daily. You know the ones who sit there and look over their shoulder in the middle of class to try and eavesdrop on you and your friend’s personal conversation. Or the ones who express grave concern for everyone, and I mean everyone’s problems and at the end of their 20 question rants you are left wondering “how do they even know me?” A perfect example of one of these snoopy people came in the form of a classmate the other day. Recently, tragedy struck a friend of mine. In order for her to deal with the anguish, she took a few days off of school. Somehow, word got around about what happened and by the time Monday rolled around a girl who has only talked to my friend about 3 times in her whole life came up to me with endless personal questions about what was going on with her. There is a difference between genuine concern from a friend about another person’s well-being and someone prying into another person’s business just to get the inside scoop. If you are doing the latter I suggest you stop and stick to your own problems. It is rude and uncalled for to ask personal questions about issues that, at the end of the day, are not going to affect your life much at all. Per- haps the reason we are plagued with such snoopy people is because of the way society is. You know, the way information gets around so fast through texts, Facebook, and other forms of social networking. But no matter how information gets to you, whether you asked to hear it or not, it is your responsibility to take it for what it is and not pry any more than that if it isn’t your problem. I completely understand if you found something out about a close friend and you want to console them, but unless you are genuinely trying to help the situation and make them feel better about something, it is my belief that you should leave the situation alone. And unfortunately, more often than not people just want to hear the latest gossip and once they get a little piece of the story, they want the whole entire thing. What advice can I offer to people who are addicted to investigating every detail of issues that have nothing to do with them? To keep it simple, just focus on your own problems. I can almost guarantee that any given individual has enough problems of their own to deal with and worrying about what your friend’s ex-boyfriend’s step sister did to be arrested really isn’t going to improve your life in any way. So next time those two girls in your math class are crying to each other about their relationship issues, turn the other way and remember...you have your own relationship issues to worry about! Answers: There are eleven differences between the two photos, here they are from left to right: treasure chest, hook, guine-pirate, treasure map, shirt, pirate hat, mustache-goatee combo, eye patch, phone, smaller lips, ship in the water Environmental January 2011 14 Tornados plague the Midwest Jordana Cutajar ENVIRONMENTAL EDITOR People in the Midwest were unable to properly welcome in the New Year. Instead of having parties and watching the sky light up with a colorful display of fireworks, Midwesterners were locked inside praying to survive a disastrous storm. On Fri- day Dec. 31 and early on Saturday Jan. 1, tornados made a devastating pass through Arkansas, Missouri, and Illinois. Houses and trailers were left in shambles and trees were stripped of their branches and foliage, leaving the land polluted with debris. One man, Chris Sisemore, survived being flung into danger by the storm. “It sucked Midwest madness: Tornadoes like these are touching down throughout the Midwest. Photo By Google me out of my house and carried me across the road and dropped me. I was superman for a while….You’re just free-floating through the air,” he told the Associated Press. Usually during the winter time the Midwest is not burdened with storms. But the region had been preparing for disaster with gulf moisture raising the temperature to the 60s and 70s. Chris Buonanno, a meteorologist at the National Weather Service, claimed that a storm system had been showing signs of developing a tornado. The storm took the lives of seven people so far, with dozens injured. When the tornado hit northwestern Arkansas it killed three people. Another three were then pronounced dead when the storm trundled through Missouri near Rolla. The seventh person died in the hospital from fatal injuries. Sophomore Angelique Berkowitz said, “I think it’s terrible to start off the New Year with something so tragic like this happening. I feel sorry for those people and hope we can help them in any way.” According to the Associated Press, the tornados fatalities were the first in the nation since Sept. 16. Now is the time for reconstruction. Even though the New Year started off with a tragedy, the survivors are hoping they can end it in happiness. Eco-friendly electronics Erin Jones TECHNOLOGY EDITOR Technology is a major part of life but also consumes a major amount of energy. Here are some eco-efficient electronics that will help you save the environment without sacrificing your technology: Samsung Blue Earth: This touch sensitive smart phone has solar panels on the back of it so that it can instantly be charged by solar energy. The phone is made of recycled materials and contains a pedometer that calculates the amount of CO2 emissions reduced by one’s steps compared to driving a car. iUnika GYY : This netbook doesn’t have to be plugged in because it runs solely on solar power. It has 8-inch screen and 800×400 resolution. It is also extremely lightweight. Chukka MP3 Player: This music player runs on kinetic energy, so to keep the player running you just have to literally swing the player around to charge it. You can get 45 minutes of playing time if you swing the player around for a minute. Future friendly: Chukka MP3 Player that runs on kinetic energy rather than batteries. Photo by InstaBlogImages.com Cold winter left us shivering Gulf oil drilling on hold Jordana Cutajar ENVIRONMENTAL EDITOR Winter in Florida has always been somewhat of a joke. With it being chilly for a few days then bouncing right back to summer weather. It had been known to offer a refreshing break from the typical humid heat we’re all so acclimatized to. But this winter Jack Frost had something else in store for Florida and the rest of the world. With record breaking cold temperatures everyone has been feeling the wrath of Mr. Frost. The envious Floridians that can usually be seen wearing light cardigans and jeans during the misleadingly named season are now adorned in drastically different apparel. The sun lovers can now been seen in boots, scarves, gloves, and thick winter coats. Florida adds its own personal touch to the typical winter environment this holiday season without snow and evergreens but rather palm trees. The cold front arrived to Florida on December 6th and continued up until December 16th. Florida was put on freeze alert, newscasters warned pet owners to bring their animals indoors, and homeless shelters were opened permanently. Orlando’s weather dropped to 30 degrees, breaking its record of 31 in 1985. Even Daytona Beach dropped to 24 degrees, two degrees colder than the previous record. Then on January 12, 2011 a day after a freak fog happening, the degrees dropped again unexpectedly. During the fire drill that day students were seen huddling together in the parking lot wishing to hear the bell ring allowing them to return to class. Senior Crystal Gray said, “This weather is not good. I wear shorts every day; this is Florida I don’t have enough pants to keep me warm, I’m running out!” But freshman Christian Alvarez disagrees, “I like this weather because it’s different. It’s a bit too cold, but as long as it’ll warm up I like it.” Students could be heard dreading the sound of the bell as they tried to scurry to their next class to escape the cold. This winter Floridians will be singing ‘Baby its cold outside’ with an honesty that had been missing for a long time. Chilly at Charter: Students bundle up to try and keep warm in Florida’s chilly weather. Photo by Adrian Tabrarue Carissa Perry-Smith STAFF WRITER The worst may be over, but oil companies still have to wait before they can resume deep water oil and gas industries in the Gulf. Due to the Oil spill that happened in March of 2010, government officials have taken the initiative in making new regulations in which oil companies must abide by in order to resume and expand offshore drilling. Industry and government officials can’t say how long this process will take; it is all dependent on how quickly the industry can implement a number of new safety and environmental requirements, and how long federal regulators take to confirm that companies’ operations meet the new high standards. “I’m on the fence whether or not it’s a good idea to continue drilling after the massive oil spill in the Gulf. If there’s a better alternative, I would go with that”, says biology teacher Mrs. Chancelor. Before resuming drilling, companies are required to hire outside auditors to certify that blowout preventers are up and running. Blowout preventers are specialized valves that are used to seal, control, and monitor oil and gas wells. More efficient cleanup plans are also being designed for bigger oil spills than in the past. Under the new regulations, federal regulators will have more say in how companies drill and test their offshore wells; chief executives are now required to certify that their operations comply with the new standards. The industry has known for months that the new rules were in the works, ever since the interior department published a report in May, recommending the new initiatives that are just being set. Some of the new regulations could have an economic impact on companies that work in the gulf, costing the industry $183 million a year. More regulations are being made, according to wsj.com; Interior Secretary Ken Salazar said that he expected regulators would draw up additional safety measures. The government says that these steps are necessary to prevent disasters like last years’ massive oil spill from happening. Until these new requirements are met, oil rig drilling is put on hold. Stuck in the mud: Pelican covered in oil due to of the Gulf’s oil spill. Photo by Google Photo Gallery 15 January 2011 Photo Gallery Lissette Rivera Adrian Tabraue Fabiana Gonzalez Gail Fletcher Lorraine Oyola Taylor Neita These are student life pictures from our PPCHS campus by our talented photographers, above named.