February 26, 1999 - Virginia Law Weekly
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February 26, 1999 - Virginia Law Weekly
Virginia Law Weekly The Newspaper of the University of Virginia School of Law Since 1948 “Freedom of religion, freedom of the press; freedom of persons under the protection of the habeas corpus; and trial by juries impartially selected, — these principles form the bright constellation which has gone before us, and guided our steps through an age of revelation and reformation.” THOMAS JEFFERSON Around North Grounds Don’t you want to become a part of the Law School’s hottest (only) weekly publication? Coming March 8: Law Weekly Elections. If you are interested in running, please complete the form in your mailbox and return it to Doug Mintz’s mailbox by 5:30 p.m. on March 5. ••• Don’t forget to vote in this week’s SBA executive elections. Even graduating third-years can participate. The elections will be held in Hunton & Williams Hall March 2-3. ••• Thumbs up to the SBA for quick action. After a thumbs down about the unsightly refrigerators last week, the organization saw to remove all organisms living and dead from the appliances. However, while we appreciate their work, thumbs down to all the students who allowed food to fester in the student lounge. Take care of your own stuff and the SBA won’t have to do it for you next time. ••• The John M. Olin Program in Law and Economics and the Virginia Law Review Conference on The Law and Economics of Elections will be held at the Law School March 5-6. Copies of the speakers’ papers are available from Joyce Holt in WB 358. ••• The deadline to turn in softball rosters to the NGSL mailbox has been extended to Wednesday, March 3. The spring season will begin Monday, March 8. Blank rosters are available in the NGSL mailbox. ••• Congratulations to second-year Robert Keeling and Kristin Brannen on their recent engagement. ••• Thumbs up to the hosts of the Junior Prom Feb Club party, for proving that Feb Club parties can still be good despite ANG’s complaint last week. The key to the party’s success lay in details like great tunes, great decorations and great invites. Congratulations to secondyear Mary Ritchie and third-year Josh Klatzkin, who were crowned this year’s Prom Queen and King. ••• More thumbs up to the hosts of the Beat Poetry party. ••• Correction: Last week in “Panikowski to Clerk for O’Connor” we mistakenly omitted Professor Alex Johnson from the faculty listed as “great mentors and friends” to Panikowski. Bet You Don't Know ... what’s the Best of the Law School. For details, see page 4. Vol. 51, No. 18 Friday, February 26, 1999 Subscriptions Available Professor Bonnie Representing Unabomber Vermont Law Professor Says Kaczynski Will Argue Inadequate Representation by Amy Collins ’01 U.Va. Law Professor Richard Bonnie has taken on the representation of convicted “Unabomber” Theodore J. Kaczynski, according to multiple sources including The National Law Journal. Although Bonnie declined to confirm his position as Kaczynski’s attorney, he admitted some involvement with Kaczynski. “I have been in communication with him since August,” Bonnie told the Law Weekly. Bonnie’s communication with Kaczynski comes as a result of a year of correspondence between the Unabomber and Vermont Law School Professor Michael A. Mello ’82, one of Bonnie’s former students. Mello said that Bonnie “has done some of the best and smartest writing on the ethical dimensions of the attorneyclient relationship.” According to the National Law Journal, Mello referred Kaczynski to Bonnie when the convicted criminal requested help in finding an attorney to file an appeal. The appeal may focus on issues related to the attorneyclient relationship. Kaczynski’s complaints center on the disagreements he had with his counsel during the trial. According to Mello, Kaczynski Best Professor: Ken Abraham by David Schumacher ’00 He’s written dozens of books and his articles have appeared in the most prestigious legal journals in the land. He’s recognized as one of the foremost national authorities on tort and insurance law. He’s a member of the Council of the American Law Institute (a Restater among us!) Despite these achievements, the ultimate pinnacle of recognition, that seal of approval signaling that an academic has finally arrived in the legal world has eluded him…until now. Ken Abraham has been voted the Law Weekly’s most popular professor. In a photo finish, Abraham nudged out Professors Walker and Coughlin to claim bragging rights from Sponsors Hall to the faculty lounge as the people’s choice for U.Va.’s top prof. “I was surprised,” Abraham said. “In 25 years of teaching I’ve never won an award. There are some extraordinary teachers here, so it’s a real honor.” Abraham wins universal plaudits from students who have encountered him up close in the classroom or from afar reading his indispensable Torts hornbook. He is regarded as a deep legal thinker who makes difficult concepts readily accessible to students. The award speaks well of Abraham as well as U.Va. students, because Abraham is not a see ABRAHAM page 4 have the final say,” said Law School Professor Kim FordeMazrui. “It is similar to the question of whether to plead guilty or not, given that an insanity plea generally involves conceding the facts.” “The reason he pled guilty, I’m convinced, was not to avoid the death penalty and not because he was afraid to die, but rather, solely because that was the only avenue left to him to avoid having to sit in court, day after day, listening to his own lawyers portraying him as a madman,” Mello told The National Law Journal. “That was simply unacceptable to him.” Students and faculty said that, despite the nature of the crimes for which Kaczynski has been convicted, Bonnie’s involvement in the case will probably benefit the Law School. “Whether negative or positive, this will thrust the limelight on U.Va.,” said firstyear Shane Smith. “People like the ACLU photo courtesy of the Law School defend [criminals] too if there Professor Richard Bonnie will are important issues,” added represent the Unabomber. first-year Matt Middleton. First-year Dan Bates agreed self was rejected by the court. “[Pleading insanity] strikes me that the personality of a defenas a decision which is sufficiently dant should not reflect on his atsignificant that the client should torney, pointing out that “the claims he was coerced into pleading guilty after he disagreed with his attorneys regarding the presentation of an insanity defense. The attorneys firmly believed such a defense repersented Kaczynski’s best legal strategy. Kaczynski also has complained that his request to represent him- Unabomber has rights, too.” “If one believes in a criminal justice system and that people are entitled to a defense consistent with their rights, to the extent that an attorney helps maintain those rights he positively contributes to our system,” said FordeMazrui. The appeal that Kaczynski seeks to file, a 28 U.S.C. § 2255 federal habeas petition to set aside his guilty plea, is notoriously difficult to win. If Bonnie files and wins the §2255 motion, Kaczynski may be subject to the death penalty, which he avoided by his guilty plea at trial. “I have told [Kaczynski] as firmly as I know how that my strong personal and professional opinion is that if he gets what he wants — the § 2255 filed, succeeds and he gets his day in court — it’s virtually certain he will be sentenced to death and executed,” Mello explained in The National Law Journal. Kaczynski is currently serving four life sentences and thirty years in prison, according to USA Today. Federal authorities believe that Kaczynski was responsible for 16 mail and package bombs that killed three people and injured 23 between 1978 and 1995, according to Court TV. SBA Candidates Debate Issues by Ben Block ’01 membership in honor cases to versity that doesn’t have any faith Before a sparse crowd, SBA Honor Representatives. in the current honor system,” said candidates participated in the First-year Andy Bell indicated Bell. “I’d like to see a year or two of annual election debates. The can- his opposition to this proposal since research.” didates answered questions from he feels that it is important to Faulk agreed but said that cura panel representing various stu- keep honor proceedings “open to rently the topic is “not even raised dent organizations. as an issue by anyone else [beyond all students.” The two presidential candiFirst-year Uri Ko echoed this minorities].” dates, second-years Kristen Prohl sentiment, stressing the need to The Treasurer candidates disand Andrew Oliver, discussed the get more students involved in and cussed how they saw the role of issues of safety and secuthat office in determining rity at the Law School. how money was spent on stuProhl did not see the need dent activities. “for drastic security meaFirst-year Andy sures as key cards and seLippstone (The Law curity guards. … I’d like to Weekly’s associate features see a regular officer staeditor) stated that, “the job tioned [in the parking lot] of the Treasurer is to manas well as more lights,” said age money efficiently so that Prohl. when good ideas emerge, Oliver would encourage there are funds to support the administration to conthem.” sider “locking the doors and First-year Lakshmi having a single point of enParanthaman agreed, nottry” during the evening. ing that she “has seen firstphoto by Marc Cohn Oliver also thought a secuhand through membership Second-years Andrew Oliver and Kristen rity guard might increase Prohl square off in the candidates’ debate. on two SBA committees that safety. He criticized current there are more efficient ways safety precautions, saying “A lot aware of the Honor Committee. to manage the money.” of [planning] is for the convenience Ko noted that she “hasn’t seen The race for Judiciary Repreof the administration rather than much about the honor code other sentative is between Tillman the convenience of the students. than signing the pledge [on ex- Breckenridge, Bobby Djourabchi, We need to be more student-ori- ams] and a little talk at the begin- and Elizabeth Semancik. ented.” They offered their views on the ning of the year.” Prohl hopes to emphasize her While not necessarily in favor current Judiciary Committee conexperience — having served on of the change, first-year Cordell troversy in which a decision of the SBA this past year — and accessi- Faulk indicated that the proposal Judiciary was overturned. All bility. “I feel that I am one of the had some merit, saying, “Honor three emphasized student self-govmost approachable people in the Representatives are chosen from ernance. Law School,” she said. Several candidates are running the student body. In that way, you Oliver noted that his two-tiered are electing your potential jurors.” unopposed, including Student platform is based on “inclusiveThe Honor Candidates also dis- Council Representative first-year ness — getting more students in- cussed how the Committee should Nicolas Jafarieh, ABA Represenvolved in more activities, and in deal with charges that the current tative second-year Dana Williams, being student-focused.” system disproportionately leads to Secretary first-year Gerard A member of the University the trial and conviction of minori- Saviola and Vice President secHonor Committee, who attended ties. ond-year Naamala Liebenthal. the debate, brought up one hot The election will be held on Although all three candidates issue. Honor Representative Amy called for the committee to ad- March 2 and 3. Campbell asked the honor candi- dress the issue, they felt more reStudents, including third-years, dates whether they were for or search should be undertaken. can vote in Hunton & Williams against a proposal to limit jury “There’s a portion of the Uni- Hall on those dates. Printed on recycled paper 2 Editorials Virginia Law Weekly Don’t Just Sit There, Do Something Friday, February 26, 1999 Stuff to do Before the Millenium What a difference a semester makes. Since returning to class after the lengthy winter break, there seems to have been a loss of energy and intensity around the Law School. More people are skipping classes, and there is a general sluggishness blanketing the community. Perhaps first-years have returned from hibernation a bit more rejuvenated than the second- and third-years. After all, they still have to find summer employment. Some of them are even donning their best suits these days, taking advantage of the on-Grounds interview process. And first-years usually don’t skip a whole lot of class. The fear factor will remain with them until the end of the semester. But the defining characteristic of second-year students since the winter respite seems to be, plainly and simply, a lack of motivation. Second-years see the first-years walking around in suits and thank their lucky stars that interviews are over. They find comfort in the fact that they have gainful employment for the summer, and likely upon graduation. Ask any second-year if he or she is caught up in the reading, and you’ll likely receive an answer in the negative. Surely it’s even worse for the third-years who have had to endure this apparent exercise in futility for nearly two years. The pinnacle or nadir of this problem can be found in the on-going SBA election. For the first time in three years, there are not even enough candidates to fill all the offices. And the executive candidates debate on Wednesday was attended by but one spectator. Fortunately, February has provided a chance to put some spring back in our step. Barrister’s was a great success, and this year’s Feb Club parties have been well-attended as well. But Feb Club is drawing to a close, and it is likely that after Spring Break, the motivation level will be at an all-semester low. As we know, Charlottesville springs are blissful, which makes it even more difficult to be productive. To be sure, there are non-academic ways to be productive. If you can’t force yourself to crack open textbooks on a beautiful Saturday afternoon, why not devote some time and effort to community service? Although the SBA does a great job organizing Super Saturday, community service should not be limited to one day a year. If you would rather devote your time to the betterment of the Law School community, why not run for SBA class representative? The deadline is March 5, and it’s your chance to make your concerns heard within the school. There are also numerous committees that are looking for good men and women. Still, let us not forget why we are here in the first place. We have been given the opportunity to learn from some of the best law professors at one of the finest institutions in the country. Few are given the same opportunity to be a part of such a privileged community. It would surely be a shame if one day, sometime in the future, we look back on the years spent in law school and regret having wasted all of this time. Editorial Policy The Virginia Law Weekly publishes letters and columns of interest to the Law School and the legal community at large. Views expressed in such submissions are those of the author(s) and not necessarily those of the Law Weekly or the Editorial Board. Letters from organizations must bear the name, signature, and title of the person authorizing the submission. All letters and columns must bear a handwritten signature and be submitted by 5 pm on the Monday before publication, in hardcopy and on disk, in accordance with the submission guidelines posted on the door to the Law Weekly office in Rooms SL277 & SL279. Letters over 500 words and columns over 750 words may not be accepted. The Editorial Board reserves the right to edit all submissions for length, grammar, and clarity. Although every effort is made to publish all materials meeting our guidelines, we regret that not all submissions received can be published. Virginia Law Weekly Editorial Board Doug Mintz Editor-in-Chief There is not a lot of time left before the end of the millennium. I know, because I watch a lot of ESPN, and they have this countdown which runs before their ticker which lists current scores. You may also know, because I guess it’s been in the news a lot. (I wouldn’t know, because I only watch ESPN…) Ben Block, a firstyear law student, is a Law Weekly columnist. So, we’re on our way to a new century. I’m wondering, what will they call the first decade; if we’re in the “nineties” now, does that mean we’re about to enter the “zeroes?” Isn’t there something a little depressing (or at least regressing) about moving from the nineties to the zeroes? Anyway, this whole countdown has got me thinking. There are a lot of things I need to do before this century winds down. It’s not that I think the world is going to end or the stock market will collapse or anything like that — it’s just that I need to set deadlines for myself, or I never get anything done. And this millennium is a pretty convenient deadline. So, here’s what I need to do; maybe it will help you make a list of your own: 1) Buy some dark jeans. My sister informed me over break that I “wasn’t allowed” to wear any of my current stock. Apparently, if I want to be fashionable, I need to find some as dark as the ones you see on TNN line dancing shows. Ugh. Oh, I am also supposed to ditch all of my khaki pants that have pleats. (I’m going to try and buck the system by untucking my shirt instead. Don’t tell anyone…) Ben Fox Jennifer Leong Executive Editor Features Editor Kristina Dell Erica Bachmann News Editor Columns Editor Marc Cohn Ryan Farney Photography Editor Copy Editor Sarah Shalf Production Editor Associate Editors Ben Block Associate Columns Editor Amy Collins Associate News Editor Alex Dell Associate Photography Editor Harrison Clay Associate Columns Editor for Reviews Ryan Coonerty Associate Features Editor Andy Lippstone Associate Features Editor Tina Sismanis Associate Production Editor Staff CONTRIBUTORS: Don Cole, Richard Bland, Stephen Venable COLUMNISTS: Ben Block, Billy Palmer (SBA Notebook), VANGUARD. REVIEWERS: Bart Epstein, Shawn Pompian, Sarah Shalf. 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I do know how incredibly excited I got the one time I accidentally shot par on a hole and am somewhat scared that my heart couldn’t actually withstand the thrill if, and this is a super large if, I ever did get a SBA Notebook The culmination of (at least) three years of law school is now clearly in sight. Graduation will be Sunday, May 23; plans and events for graduation weekend are being finalized. There are a variety of activities and obligations that 3Ls need to be aware of as we await the big day. Mandeep Dhillon Managing Editor 2) Watch the entire 1999 NFL draft. The Browns are back! The Colts pick fourth. The Redskins and Eagles will blow it yet again. The tension (who will the Raiders take in the fifth round?), the heartache (why did the Rams draft another cruddy quarterback?), the closeups of Mel Kiper Jr. My cup already runneth over… 3) Actually cook something. While it would be pretty cool to make it through the entire twentieth century not ever having prepared “real” food, I don’t think I can take the rotation of Cap’n Crunch, Café North, and Taiwan Gardens forever. There is this device in my apartment called an oven which is apparently capable of creating Billy Palmer is a third-year SBA representative. First, and most immediate, this coming Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, March 2-4 from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., cap and gown measurement and class dues collection will be held in Hunton & Williams Hall by the SBA Graduation Committee. This is the only scheduled time to be measured for your graduation garb, so all third-years should visit the table next week to be fitted and to pay their dues. Some third-years (and probably most second- and first-years) may be curious about what class dues are used for and how much they are. Class dues for the Class of 1999 have been set at $50 and are used to cover three graduation related items. First, class dues cover hood rental. During the graduation exercises, we will be “hooded” by faculty members. Second, class dues pay for our graduation dinner party. This year’s dinner party will be held on Saturday, May 22 at 7:30 p.m. in Spies Courtyard. Dress for the dinner is casual and guests and family members are welcome. Third, the class dues are used for a class gift. It is the obligation of each class to give back to the school a symbol of our appreciation for three exciting and stimulating years. Previous class gifts have included a clock in the Spies Courtyard area, fellowships, and generous donations to the Student Loan Forgiveness Fund at the Law School. Third-years can pay their dues in cash or make checks payable to “SBA-Graduation.” Another event to look forward to is the Alumni Association and Law Foundation reception given in our honor on the afternoon of Saturday, May 22. The reception will be in Caplin Pavilion from 3- 5 p.m. and is for all graduates and their families. Graduation itself will be on Sunday, May 23. There are actually two separate ceremonies. The University Ceremony takes place on the Lawn at 10 a.m. Each student will receive three tickets for this University ceremony during the week prior to graduation. The Law School ceremony begins at 1 p.m. on Holcombe Green Lawn. Seating will be on a firstcome-first-served basis. Dean Scott will present each graduate with his or her diploma. Since the University ceremony ends at approximately 12:15 p.m., all graduates need to return promptly to the Law School for the ceremony here. bird. 6) See the movie Rushmore. I guess I’ll have to drive to D.C. to do it, since the movie theaters here are committed to showing more “high brow” fare like She’s All That and Office Space (there’s an hour and a half of my life I’ll never get back.) 7) Clean out my refrigerator. I think it is probably healthy to do this once a century, whether it needs it or not. I’m a little saddened, however, by the daunting reality that I will need to throw out that thing in the vegetable drawer that I think was once a tomato. I’ve grown kind of attached to it and think it’s cute how it sort of lurches around the fridge making strange noises and giving off interesting smells… There’s more that I want to do like improve world peace and find my calling in life but I don’t want my list to be too long because the important thing about lists is that they be manageable. This introspection stuff is pretty taxing, too. If I kept it up, I’d be in therapy before the zeroes even start, so I’ll quit while I’m ahead. Besides, it’ll take a while to do all that stuff, and I have to leave plenty of time for watching ESPN. LETTER TO THE EDITOR Dear Editor: Fireside sing-a-longs, dancing to Duran Duran, stargazing with that boy from Torts, and burning rejection letters while sipping Irish coffee are only a taste of the crazy nights my roommate and I experienced as two Feb Club “regulars.” “Stale,” “numb[ing]”? The impeachment trial? Maybe. Those creatures of habit who wake up, then go from class, to the library, to the gym and back home to watch the Simpsons every single day? Definitely. Feb Club? Hardly. Last week’s ANG complained about familiar themes. Yet anyone who has pulled away from Sega long enough to attend a party has seen the themes come alive. Last night, the “regulars” talked about the last few weeks — from the sheer endurance to the creativity of conjuring up different costumes. The alcohol was okay, the dancing was fun, but experiencing the unique character and dynamics of each party made it worthwhile. Like TJ Maxx, Feb Club is never the same place twice. For that person who cannot see beyond the beer, please tape the X-Files Sunday night — Erica and I will be learning to two-step. Toni Thomas Second-year Bus service will be available to transport graduates and family members to the ceremonies. Parking will be available in the lots surrounding the Law School and at University Hall. The buses will operate between North Grounds and University Hall and University Hall and the Lawn. Limited handicapped accommodations are also in place. Anyone needing handicapped parking should submit a request with the basic facts behind the need to Pat Harlowe in the Career Services Office. These requests must be submitted by April 23. Any third-year with questions or suggestions about the ceremony should feel free to ask anyone on the committee: Melissa Ballengee, Melanie Hart and Billy Palmer, as well as SBA President Amy Todd and Vice President Joe Hamilton. Virginia Law Weekly News Friday, February 26, 1999 Impeachment and the Presidency by Rich Bland ’01 and Erica Howard saw an equalizing efThe professors disagreed on the Bachmann ’00 fect. “Perhaps, politically the bar effect and validity of the court deWhile many students were as has been lowered,” said Howard. cisions throughout the process. removed from the impeachment “Future Representatives could In May 1997, in Clinton v. Jones, process as most Americans, at- now cast a wider net for impeach- the Supreme Court ruled a sitting tending law school does provide ment, but in a practical sense, the President is not immune from a an opportunity to gain a unique debate raised the bar. civil lawsuit for conduct occurring perspective. “Unless there is an abuse of before he became President. Four Constitutional Law pro- power of the actual office of the The Court also held that the fessors at the Law School have an President it won’t be seen as lawsuit would be “highly unlikely abiding interest in the subject and grounds for removal. The to occupy any substantial amount” have given the matter consider- President’s acquittal showed that of the President’s time. able thought. the managers failed to sell the “I didn’t think [Clinton v. Jones] “The fallout for the Presidency Senate on both their theory of the was correct when it was decided,” as an institution is more likely to facts and of impeachment and re- said Klarman. come from the Courts, as distinct moval.” “I don’t think they were thinkfrom Congress and the impeachForde-Mazrui felt that a posi- ing about parallel litigation. The ment process itself,” said Profes- tive lesson of the process was that problem wasn’t the impingement sor A.E. Dick Howard. prosecutorial overreaching and on the President’s time, but the The impeachment process overzealousness would not be tol- use of civil litigation to extract raised concerns about lowering the erated. information to be used by an Indebar for impeachment, unpendent Counsel.” dermining the rule of law, Professor Caleb Nelson and the impact of judicial disagreed, saying, “I don’t decisions on the think Clinton v. Jones was President’s civil liability, wrong. Congress can crehis rights of executive ate the immunity by statprivilege and the effects ute, but in the absence of of non-immune Secret statute, I don’t see the Service agents. President’s being immune Many legal historians from suit for these nonremain concerned that official actions.” Congress may have forWith regard to the ever lowered the high Court’s assessment of the threshold of impeachburden on the President’s ment. All four U.Va. protime, Nelson said, “I don’t fessors disagreed. think the Court’s opinion “The Constitution simphoto by Marc Cohn should be written on the ply does not answer this Professor A.E. Dick Howard on impeachment: presumption that the “Politically the bar has been lowered.” question,” said Professor President is going to comMichael Klarman. “Accordingly, As to the House Managers’ con- mit perjury. Had [the President] the constitutional argument sur- tention that if the President was been fully honest, as he concedes rounding impeachment mainly acquitted, the Senate would un- he wasn’t, he wouldn’t have been functioned as a form of rhetoric, dermine the rule of law, Klarman nearly so distracted.” masking the political preferences took exception: “Most people are Forde-Mazrui stated that much that were driving the argument. not prosecuted for civil perjury. of the trial was a sham, and would [But] even if you thought this was Most people in similar circum- have been a travesty of justice had high crimes and misdemeanors, stances would not be prosecuted.” the Senate voted to impeach withthe trial failed to convict the Presi“You put someone in his posi- out hearing from witnesses. Like dent. [Therefore] it won’t harm tion, in front of the Grand Jury, the rest of the country, by the end the Presidency.” when the price of not lying is that of the trial he was “burnt out.” Professor Kim Forde-Mazrui an extra-marital affair would beHoward pointed out areas of was disappointed by the implica- come public knowledge, and nine the weakened Presidency. Since tion that constitutional interpre- out of ten people would do the the President lost his executive tation is subject to personal and same thing.” privilege objections to the testipolitical bias. “You just needed to “That still doesn’t compare to mony of his aides, Howard said, know a person’s political party to going on national TV and wagging “[the President’s] wife and his priknow not only his or her position your finger and lying to the na- vate attorney are the only shielded on impeachment, but the very ar- tion; I don’t think the impeach- advisors. Future presidents will guments the person would make,” ment was groundless,” added be much more reluctant to brainsaid Forde-Mazrui. Klarman. storm with advisors.” Third Generation Double ’Hoo by Amy Collins ’01 Tradition plays an important role at U.Va. Law. In the 173 years since Thomas Jefferson founded the Law School, traditions like the student-run honor system and afternoon softball have developed and continue to be shared by all students of the school. Some students at the Law School are more connected to this sense of tradition than others, having claim to the legacy of a parent who preceded them at U.Va. Law or having already spent four years at the University earning their undergraduate degree. Few students in the history of the Law School, however, can claim to be a third-generation double-Hoo like first-year Tom Rust. Rust, his father Del. John “Jack” Rust (R-Fairfax) and his grandfather John Rust Sr., all enrolled at the University for both their undergraduate and legal educations. John Rust Sr., attended the school from 1933-1939. Thus, when Tom Rust graduates in 2001, the Rust family will have spanned 68 years at the University — over one-third of the school’s existence. John Rust Sr.’s father was also an attorney but did not attend law school. “I am very proud and grateful that I was able to attend the University of Virginia in college and in Law School through the generosity of my father,” said John Rust Sr. “It is something that cannot be taken away from me. That is why I wanted my sons and grandsons to have the same opportunity to attend.” For Tom Rust, there was little doubt that he would follow in his father’s and grandfather’s footsteps. “I would have gone here over Harvard, over Yale,” said Tom Rust. However, Rust asserted that he did not face pressure to attend the University. “It was not important 3 to them per se, outside of that, it was important to me,” said Rust. John Rust Sr. always knew where his path would lead him. “Throughout my youth I was always told I would attend the University of Virginia and never considered any other school,” he said. According to John Rust Sr., the importance of some traditions gets magnified as time goes by. “Softball was not considered a big deal when I attended the University,” Rust Sr. said. “We played solely for the exercise and fun.” These days, however, softball is an activity in which a large part of the school participates, and the “beer and softball” image is even part of what attracts students to U.Va. Law. John Rust Sr. offered advice to the current students at his alma mater. “I would suggest that new students learn to use their time wisely, remembering that they are blessed to be able to attend such a fine institution,” said John Rust Sr. All three Rust men claim to still remember the words to the Good Ole Song, a sign of what a significant role the University has played in the family. According to Assistant Dean of Admissions Albert Turnbull, an average of about 50 members, or 15 percent, of each class at U.Va. Law received their undergraduate degrees from the University. “There are a good number of people that come here from the undergraduate experience at Virginia,” said Turnbull. Dean Turnbull attributed the quantity of double-Hoos to a number of factors. He believes the undergraduate school boasts “many first-rate residents of Virginia” who can claim tuition benefits by remaining at the University. Further, “a lot of people grow to love the University of Virginia” and wish to remain for their graduate study as well. 4 Best of the Law School Virginia Law Weekly Friday, February 26, 1999 The Virginia Law Weekly Presen Abraham Named Top Professor in the Law School continued from p. 1 professor who spoon-feeds material to his charges. “I do what I think most of my colleagues do; we try to challenge students, try to get them to think in ways it’s not comfortable for them to think,” Abraham said. “I also try to be clear and organized when it’s possible.” Notwithstanding all of his professional accomplishments, Abraham places the classroom at the top of his priorities. “We’re here to teach,” he said. “Teaching is a major part of our mission. We care about it, we emphasize it, we talk about it among ourselves. People who are good teachers have respect from their colleagues. I think it’s one of the things that draws students here and its probably one of the things that draws faculty here.” Second-year Ken Strachan, who was in Abraham’s small section Torts class last year, believes Abraham is one of the few professors who makes the dreaded Socratic method work. “He’s a very clear lecturer and he did a good job drawing information out of the students,” said Strachan. “He created the proper incentive with the Socratic method in that he took you to the answer in a way most professors don’t.” “Professor Abraham is absolutely brilliant,” echoed sectionmate second-year Jeff Blake. “He points out things in the cases that you never would see.” Blake also noted that Abraham hosted a barbecue for the section last year, played on their softball team, and has served as a valuable adviser to many of his section-mates. Other students add that Abraham is generally regarded as the nattiest dresser among the faculty as well. Abraham grew up in northern New Jersey and went to college at the University of Indiana. He graduated from Yale Law School and practiced for a few years in New Jersey before entering academia. He spent a year at Case Western Reserve and nine years teaching at the University of Maryland before landing at U.Va. in 1984. “I’ve loved teaching from the very start,” Abraham recalled. “I got interested in tort law, and my interest in tort law led me to Best Professor Professor 1. Abraham 2. Walker 3. Coughlin 4. Cushman Harrison Leslie % 9.8 9.2 7.6 6.5 6.5 6.5 an interest in insurance law. 1991 and to the Institute’s CounThat led me to Virginia and I’ve cil — essentially the board of been here and happy ever since. directors — in 1996. In that I consider myself incredibly capacity, Abraham makes policy decisions and reviews the work lucky to be here.” of people who produce the ReAbraham quickly made a name for himself as one of the nation’s preeminent scholars in tort and insurance law. He has written highly influential books and articles on mass tort reform and medical liability. In the wake of the Superfund legislation and increased attention paid to cleanup of hazardous waste sites, Abraham penned a trail-blazing book on liability for environmental disasters. “One of the side effects of the naphoto courtesy of the Law School tional effort to clean Law students love Professor Ken Abraham up hazardous waste and voted him top professor. deposit sites has been massive litigation over insurance coverage for statement and other projects. At t h e c o s t s o f t h a t c l e a n u p , ” the ALI he has worked on legal issues as diverse as internaAbraham explained. “That litigation has become tional civil procedure and the almost as important legally as application of the UCC to softthe cleanup liability itself. I ware, as well as tort law and became interested in it, saw an insurance issues. Married with two young chilabsence of good analytical literature on complex insurance dren, Abraham said when he’s litigation and wrote a book on not writing or teaching, he can be found either spending time it.” In recognition of his scholar- with his family or playing golf. ship, Abraham was elected to His wife is currently the curator the American Law Institute in of Monticello. The J.B. MOORE SOCIETY OF INTERNATIONAL LAW is pleased to announce Professor Walter Kälin Faculty of Law, University of Bern, Switzerland “The Rights of Immigrants in Multicultural Societies: Are there Limits to Tolerance?” Wednesday, March 3, 4:30 p.m. WB 101 Virginia Law Weekly Friday, February 26, 1999 Best of the Law School 5 nts: The Best of the Law School Best Class: Cops and Robbers in WB 103 by Ryan Coonerty ’01 It has brought drug trafficking and murder to the Law School. It brings felons by the dozen, and even has the occasional movie star playing a role. No, it’s not the NGSL. Rather, it is the winner in this year’s Virginia Law Weekly Best Course category — Criminal Investigation. Criminal Investigation is as close to danger as students can come in Law School. It leaves the oak paneled, musty air of the courtroom in favor of a drug bust at a rural house or a police chase in an urban slum. Through the readings and discussions, students take a theoretical ride along with the police as they work in the darker levels of society. A large part of the popularity comes from the energy and knowledge brought to the subject by Professors Anne Coughlin and Barbara Armacost. “I really enjoy the class because Professor Coughlin’s enthusiasm is contagious. You can tell she is fascinated by what we are talking about,” commented first-year Tom Valente, who is currently enrolled in the class. “Professor Coughlin’s teaching style leaves you hanging at the end of class and makes you want to come back the next day just to find out what happened,” firstyear Amy Meyer added. “It is just like a two-part Law and Order.” Criminal Investigation focuses on subjects such as proper searches and seizures, Miranda rights, and the Fifth Amendment. Often, real life examples or scenes from movies are used to spark discussion and thought. The examples from films are a particular favorite of both professor and student. So much so that the first day of class this term was spent describing the Fourth Amendment search by Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman in the film Seven. “Movies tell us that the public is fascinated by the intricacies and mechanics of police procedure,” says Coughlin. In addition to using movies, Coughlin and Armacost also enjoy student participation throughout the course. “The material lends itself to spirited class discussions because students and faculty tend to have strong views on the issues raised by the cases,” noted Armacost. “I think it is the most engaging set of materials in the Law School curriculum,” agrees Coughlin. Runners-up in the category of Best Course were Evidence, Trial Advocacy, Trusts and Estates, Civil Procedure and Civil Rights Litigation. Best Class Class 1. Criminal Investigation 2. Evidence 3. Civil Procedure Trial Advocacy 5. Civil Rights Litigation Criminal Adjudication % 14.2 7.4 4.9 4.9 4.3 4.3 Best Law School Employee: Beverly Harmon by Ryan Coonerty ’01 students that enhance their opAssistant Dean for Student Af- portunities to experience success fairs Beverly Harmon, winner of and fulfillment in an academically the first annual Virginia Law rigorous environment.” Weekly Best University Employee Harmon emphasizes that this award, can be seen at every level can only be done by “working of the Law School. collaboratively with students, facKnown to rush from a meeting ulty, administrators and staff.” with a student, to help deliver the Tuesday bagels, to another meeting with administrators, she is a constant in Law School life. “Dean Harmon is at everything and [is] everywhere,” said second-year Greg Vogel, who works with Harmon in the Peer Advising Program. Harmon’s job description is varied and challenging. In addition to supervising the Peer Advisor program, she is responsible for assisting in admission recruitment, providing advice and support for students regarding their personal and law school concerns, disability matters, and a variety of other projects. During a five-minute interphoto courtesy of the Law School view, Harmon rushed in from a Dean Beverly Harmon: Best Law School Employee meeting with administrators, responded to an inquiry from her counterpart at the University of Over the past four years, Chicago School of Law, and was Harmon has done just that. Bringwelcoming and friendly to virtu- ing her twenty-five years of expeally every student she passed in rience as an administrator at the the hallways. primary, secondary and college “Developing relationships with levels to U.Va., Harmon has been students is the most essential and able to address student concerns rewarding part of my job,” noted as well as work on a very personal Harmon. “Their many talents are level to help students with their remarkable and enriching.” problems. Harmon sees her office as an During her introduction to firstintegral component contributing year students, Harmon emphato the mission of the Law School. sized that her office is always open Her goal is “to provide services to to deal with any concerns or prob- More “Best of the Law School” Best Place to Study Best Bathroom Best Men’s Interview Clothes Location Percent 1. Library 41.7 2. Home 25.0 3. Purcell Reading Rm. 8.3 4. Spies Garden 6.0 5. Slaughter 2nd Floor 3.6 Bathroom Percent 1. 2nd Floor Slaughter 25.4 2. 2nd Floor Library 18.3 3. 1st Floor Slaughter 16.9 4. 1st Floor Withers 15.5 5. 1st Floor Library 5.6 Store Percent 1. Beecroft and Bull 24.0 2. Eljo’s 12.0 3. Brooks Brothers 3.0 S&K Menswear 3.0 Young Men’s Shop 3.0 Best Products at Café North Best Products at Courts & Commerce Best Women’s Interview Clothes Product Percent 1. Coffee 20.0 2. Pizza 12.5 3. Samantha Juices 8.8 4. Soda 7.5 5. Bottled Water 6.3 Product 1. Candy 2. Beanie Babies 3. Ten-cent candy 4. Outlines/Gilberts 5. Disks Percent 8.0 7.0 5.5 4.0 3.5 Store Percent 1. Ann Taylor 34.0 2 Levy’s 5.5 3. Talbot’s 4.5 4. Garment District 1.0 Wal-Mart 1.0 Coming Next Week: The Best of the Charlottesville as voted by you. AND THE WINNER IS... The winner of a trip to Wintergreen is first-year Beppy Landrum. Don’t Like What You Read? Get Involved. Law Weekly elections are coming on March 8 at 7 p.m. in SL 279. For more information, contact Doug Mintz or return the form in your mailbox to Doug Mintz lems that the students might have at any time during their law school careers. This has brought many accolades from students, staff, and faculty alike. “Her generosity and warm spirit draw students to her as both an important administrative resource and a wonderful friend,” said SBA President Amy Todd. In addition to her work at the Law School, Harmon is involved with many community organizations. She is a member of the University’s Women’s Center Council, vice-president of the executive board of the Shelter for Help in Emergency, and has served on the Board of Directors of the Pittsburgh Downtown YMCA and American Red Cross of Allegheny County. Students, faculty, and staff agree with Harmon’s executive secretary Lisa Napier, who, when hearing about Harmon’s selection as VLW Best Employee, exclaimed, “She just deserves the award.” Best Employee Employee % 1. Dean Harmon 16.0 2. Diddy Morris 13.6 3. Café North Cashiers 12.3 4. Copy Center Workers 9.9 5. Bookstore Cashiers 7.4 6 Advertisement Virginia Law Weekly Friday, February 26, 1999 Virginia Law Weekly C&O: The Most Romantic Place To Eat In Charlottesville If you graduate before dining at C & O at least once, you are cheating yourself of a once-in-a-lifetime experience. C & O easily ranks as We also called for some C & O Vegetable Soup ($2). The vegetable soup was hearty and exceedingly fresh. It had so many vegetables in it I would alcall it a stew. The Crayfish C’ville Dining most cake was similar to a fine crabcake, but with more substance, less in a Nutshell breading and plenty of zing – its by Bart Epstein sauce was warm and spicy Cajun without damaging the tastebuds. one of Charlottesville’s top five for While the artichoke pate was a most elegant presentation, finest bit bland (especially relative to the service, most romantic atmo- crayfish) the trout was outstandsphere, and most delicious food. ing, smoked to perfection, and Since the price one pays for such served with a radiccio & tangerine an experience is substantial, plan salad with scallions, olive oil, and your visit there to coincide with doux Delaware montagne cheese. parental visits, recruiting events Two of our four entrees were or a special romantic occasion. simply outstanding. The Chicken C & O is easy to miss. From the Breast Roasted with Goat Cheeseoutside it looks like an old brick Pine Nut Butter ($15) was absoapartment building turned conve- lutely heavenly. The chicken was nience store. Unless you know to light but baked with incredible look for the beat up Pepsi sign dan- flavor. It was served over a wonderful gling from the façade, you’ll probably drive right past without the bed of garlic mashed potatoes that featured chunks slightest clue of of squash, eggthe treasures hidplant and caring inside. rots. PresentaKnowing that tion was outmy parents were standing. coming to town Similarly, the this past weekRack of Lamb, end, I made resRoasted with ervations a few Basil-Pine Nut weeks in advance Pesto ($20) was and considered absolutely stunour group fortuning. Cooked exnate to be accomactly as ordered, modated. Walkthe lamb was ing into C & O crisp on the outRestaurant was side and pink in the closest we’ve the middle. The come to walking photo by Marc Cohn pesto was strong into an actual The C&O is easy to miss, but without overFrench inn so far. worth looking for. powering the flaThe décor is dark and simple, with soft white table- vor of the meat or the potatoes. Our entrees were, as all entrees cloths, baby’s breath, and fresh bread on every table. The staff at C & O seem to be, served in greets you so warmly you almost large portions, enough to allow some cross-table sharing. expect a hug. Our other two entrees were a Considering the breadth and complexity of the dinner menu, it tasty fresh Lobster in Alphabet is entirely reasonable to order Pasta ($20) and the Wild Mushsome wine and a few appetizers room Risotto with Spinach, while you daydream over the en- Romano & White Truffle Oil ($15). For dessert, my dad was thrilled trees. We ordered Crayfish Cake with Cajun Remoulade ($7.50), with the Raspberry Shortcake Artichoke Pate ($5.50) and ($4.25). This dish was more like a Smoked Trout ($7) for appetizers. scone: it was flaky dry and then Reviews Friday, February 26, 1999 Cheap Wine Recap Boone’s Farm Country Kwencher: The hit of cheap wine night. This “apple wine product” combines a fruity taste of apples and artificial flavors and wood to give a taste strikingly similar to Sprite. It’s the K in Kwencher that makes it so good. MD 20/20 Banana Red: With a red color and a fake-banana flavor, “Mad Dog” delivers just what it promises. At 20% alcohol however, it packs a far greater punch than Boone’s. Emergency Division Thunderbird: This street-corner fortified favorite comes complete with a strong bouquet of vomit. The taste bears a curious resemblance to lighter fluid. How someone can drink this we don’t quite know. cut in half. The raspberry was mashed into a paste and the whole thing was topped with a fresh homemade cream. It was so good that he was hesitant to share. Also making their way to our table for dessert were several scoops of vanilla Haagen-Dazs featured in two of the desserts. Three scoops arrived covered with Warm Belgian Chocolate Sauce, Roasted Nuts and Whipped Cream ($6.00), and another scoop arrived in a Chocolate Cup with a Mango and Strawberry Coulis ($4.50) Sauce. Both were delicious. Other than a somewhat substantial wait to place our appetizer order, our service was flawless. Lynn was friendly, helpful, and knowledgeable. She doublechecked on ingredients for my dad and she made sure that everything went smoothly, and even gave us two pieces of C & O’s delicious bread to take home with us. The overall experience at C & O was excellent and I very much look forward to going back. C & O Restaurant, 971-7044, is located at 515 E. Water St. Lunch is served Monday through Friday and dinner is offered seven nights a week. Reservations go quickly for dining on either of the main floors. Reservations are not accepted for the more casual, less expensive downstairs bistro. 7 Get Afflicted There is nothing that compliments a nice cold spell like a snowbound freak show on the big screen. True to its title, Affliction provides you with all the misery, psychosis, and repressed anger you need to make it through till spring. So if you have had it with your Movie Review by Shawn Pompian writer’s cramp (or carpal tunnel for the laptop-toting public) and the postcard you got from the Registrar’s office included the word “crappy” in the comments section, I think you are probably ready for a little Affliction. Beginning on a snowy Halloween eve in a remote New Hampshire town, Affliction traces the mental meltdown of your friendly neighborhood police officer, Wade Whitehorse (Nick Nolte). As the film opens, Wade is already well on his way down the path of the disgruntled government employee. His ex-wife torments him, he has to moonlight as a snow plow driver, and he has a nasty toothache. To make things worse, his daughter is visiting, but she is not responding to his you’ll-have-funbecause-I-say-so strategy. Now, it should be no surprise that Wade has trouble relating to children. When he was a kid, his father tried to make Wade and his brother into ‘real men.’ But instead of making them watch lots of John Wayne movies like a normal father, Papa Whitehorse decided to build on the pioneering work of Dr. Spock in child psychology: he drank enough Brown’s Canadian to repulse even the most devout Feb Clubber and he hurled bizarre epithets at his small children. Shortly after Halloween, a wealthy Bostonian hires Wade’s friend to take him hunting. During the trip, the Bostonian is killed in a (suspiciously) freak accident. Wade, however, is not fooled for a moment. He reaches the conclusion that the shooting was actually a mob hit executed by his friend and orchestrated by some local businessmen. Wade spends the film trying to prove his theory, much to the annoyance of the suspects. In the process, Wade is greatly angered as he realizes that he is becoming more and more abusive, like his father. I am not sure what tipped him off, but it may have been the serious fistfight with his young daughter. Although the plot sounds a little like a standard issue murder mystery, Affliction is supposed to be a character study of the long-term effects of child abuse. And in many ways, the battle between Wade and his father is the centerpiece of the story. Paul Schrader, who directed the film and adapted the screenplay from the novel, goes out of his way to make Wade the victim of the rage he repressed as a boy. As a result, the dialogue occasionally sounds like a public service announcement against child abuse. In general, however, the movie works well because the cast hands in some solid performances. Nick Nolte (nominated for Best Actor) plays the same gruff but lovable character he usually plays. This time, however, he does an excellent job of showing how petty annoyances can develop into general disgust with the world. More important, Nolte makes it clear that Wade’s anger has turned him into his father without being too obvious about it. James Coburn (nominated for Best Supporting Actor) is great both in the flashbacks as a young father in the prime of his abusiveness and in the present as a surly but pathetic old man. In some respects, Schrader hurt the film by trying to accomplish too many things at once. For no particular reason, the story is told from the perspective of Wade’s brother Rolfe (Willem Dafoe) by way of some clumsily written voiceovers. Apparently, Rolfe is supposed to put the story in some sort of intellectual context. But the real power of the film is in the performances, not in a bunch of pseudo-philosophical babble. In the rather abrupt ending, Schrader also uses the voice-over to tell the audience how everything comes out. It seems like Schrader decided he did not want the movie to hit the dreaded two hour mark and replaced about 20 minutes of the story with 20 seconds of ‘Where are They Now?’ On that theory, George Lucas would have ended Star Wars with the voice-over: “So Luke and Han blew up the Death Star and got some medals.” Bruce Hornsby Drops in on Metheny, Jazz Fest ‘99 Jazz Fest ’99, sponsored by the U.Va. Arts Board, brought some legendary jazz musicians to town last weekend. The Jazz Fest featured sold out shows by Oliver Lake, Herbie Hancock, and Pat Metheny. Concert Review by Sarah Shalf Although initially the attitude of the performers and staff seemed less than gracious, the musicians nonetheless overwhelmed the crowd with a terrific weekend of Jazz. Instead of bringing his own band, guitarist Pat Metheny played for a standing-room only crowd on Saturday night with the U.Va. Jazz Ensemble, directed by John D’Earth, and the Freebridge Quintet, U.Va.’s jazz faculty ensemble. The set opened impressively enough, but it was during the second tune of the set, “Are You Going With Me,” that the audience realized what an amazing concert this was going to be. Metheny’s solo elicited spontaneous eruptions of cheers from concert-goers and the entire ensemble was tight. An enthusiastic audience rewarded their efforts with a which Hornsby left the same way standing ovation at the song’s con- their return to the stage. We didn’t realize the extent of he came — over the wall. clusion. Backstage after the concert was The rest of the set was fantastic, the reward, however, until Metheny featuring some great solo work by came to the microphone and an- low-key, with a few jazz ensemble not only Metheny but several stu- nounced, “We’d like to invite Bruce members and other students talking to Metheny and Hornsby as well Hornsby to the stage.” dents in the ensemble as well. as the faculty perThe set closed out formers. with an energetic Metheny admit“Minuano.” During ted that the last time the entire concert, he played a concert Metheny smiled oflike this was 10 ten, just enjoying years ago at the Unithe music — his versity of Miami, own, and everyone where he was a else’s. member of the jazz After intermisfaculty. He said that sion, Metheny took most of his time is the stage backed by taken up with reD’Earth and the rest cording and other of the Freebridge projects. Jazz Quintet. The The festival Quintet has perstarted Friday night formed together evwith pianist ery Thursday night photo by Marc Cohn Herbie Hancock, Kenny Davis and Gene Jackson Hancock’s back-toat Miller’s on the perform for a sold-out crowd at Old Cabell Hall. back shows in Old Downtown Mall for Hornsby bounded down a side Cabell Hall. several years, and Metheny was able The auditorium was full with to settle right into the midst of the aisle, hopped over the low wall at group and read their signals with the edge of the stage and sat down about 50 additional fans like myself paying to stand at the back of the at the piano. little effort. Hornsby, an excellent jazz (as balcony. At the end of the concert, the We discovered that they really audience members were on their well as pop) pianist, noodled around feet immediately seeking an encore. on the piano for a few minutes be- meant “stand only,” when an eldMetheny and the rest of the group fore the whole group joined in, treat- erly couple was repeatedly told by ultimately rewarded the crowd with ing us to a 15 minute encore, after patrolling house managers that they could not sit on folding stools they had brought because it was a fire code violation. After the couple had several unsuccessful battles with the staff, two gracious students who had been watching the scene unfold gave up their seats to the couple. This perhaps set the tone for the evening. Herbie was almost too big for this venue. He came out on stage 15 minutes late and complained that the piano looked like hungry students had been gnawing on it and rambled on as the audience politely laughed at his jokes. However, once the concert got started, we forgot about the atmosphere and focused on the music, which was — for the most part — excellent. Hancock brought bassist Kenny Davis and drummer Gene Jackson to complete his trio. Steve Turre and Sanctified Shells played a very different Sunday afternoon concert with Quartette Indigo, a jazz string quartet. Turre’s group is an Afro-Cuban/Latin ensemble, and the “shells” are conch shells with holes drilled in them, one for each key, including a “Cshell,” joked Turre. The audience couldn’t resist the infectious Latin groove, getting out of their seats and literally dancing in the aisles. 8 Virginia Law Weekly V ANGUARD OF DEMOCRACY Class of ‘88 Rules! seems that 3L K.N. let a few of her 3L friends choose from her collection of more than 40 high school prom dresses. The result: J.M. came as a bride to be, S.T. came as the lady in red, M.P. came as cleavage and S.J. came as the little princess. At one point in the night, the ladies were seen huddled in a circle in the middle of the dance floor, protecting M.P. while she put her girls back in the house. Way to stick together! “Crazy for You” by 2L M.R. & 3L J.K. Can VG call ’em or what? A few weeks ago, VG stated that the two should just hook up and get it over with. Well, it seems that most of the law school agrees since they named J.K. & M.R. King and Queen of The Prom last week. When asked how they felt about winning the big one, J.K. responded, “I never had a doubt. It’s my party and I’m the King!” M.R. claims she didn’t see it coming. “I had some pretty stiff competition. When I saw 2L J.A.’s name on the ballot, I knew I had a fight on my hands.” “Loser” by GuestGuard Before we go, VG must take a moment to address the column written last week by GuestGuard. While GG took a few jabs at VG and the Law Weekly, VG is here to let the children know that we are above making immature retorts. Sure we could comment on the fact that although GG accused VG of predictable and repetitious columns that lacked wit, it nevertheless attempted to rag on a student (2L D.M.) that VG already blasted for the very same behavior. But where’s the fun in that? Or maybe VG could photo by Marc Cohn simply point out the fact Gilligan, the Skipper too, the that GG’s article pretty Millionaire and Mr. Kotter? much sucked. But why go there? Like mom always said, if “Poison” by 3L A.J. At last week’s Phat Tuesday you can’t say something nice… “The Boys (and Girls) are party hosted by 3Ls B.H., J.M. & R.G., A.J. felt that the only thing Back in Town” Rosters for the Spring Softball that could top a night of drinking toxic hurricanes and playing “flip- Season are due this coming cup” with straight vodka was to Wednesday, March 3 in the NGSL Mailbox. 3L B.P., captain of two eat a potato raw. And that’s just what he did. time defending Co-Rec champ A.J. reported the next day, “That Tipsy McStagger, was heard saydamn potato was the death of me. ing, “I can’t wait to see what bunch I know I puked it out, I just don’t of losers dare to challenge the remember where.” Rumor has it McStagger dynasty this season.” that J.M. found a wet spot in his Get those section teams back together or form new ones. The seabed that night. “Girls, Girls, Girls” by 3Ls son is scheduled to begin on Monday, March 8. K.N., M.P., S.T., J.M. & S.J. Did you see what people were wearing at The Prom last Friday VANGUARD OF DEMOCRACY is an night? A big hand for those who independent column of the dared to go retro and make The North Grounds Softball League Prom one of the best Feb Club and does not necessarily repreparties in recent memory. sent the views of the Editors of VG has to mention the crowd of the Virginia Law Weekly. 3L women dressed to impress. It This week VG follows the retro path set by last Friday’s Feb Club party, The Prom. Check out these old (and not so old) tunes, sung by U.Va. Law’s Finest: “1999” by The Men of Rugby Road Last Friday, these guys threw a party that The Purple One himself would be proud of. The dance floor was packed all night as grooves from the ’80s blared on. Radical! The high point of the night came when 3L P.E. and 2L J.W. competed in a “break-off” on the balcony. P.E. had the lead until he threw out his back doing the centipede. J.W. then stole the show by spinning on her head for an impressive 3-1/2 rotations. What better time for a kick-ass party than the same day that the Law Weekly bashes the Commissioners for promoting a stale month of parties. Feb Club parties are what the hosts make of them and 3Ls P.E., J.K., B.M. & B.P. made the most of this one. If the crew of ANG feels that “the entire concept is a bit stale,” maybe they should buy better wine. February Top 10 Interests to Consider Leaving off YourResume By Andy Lippstone ’01 10. Midget Taunting 9. Caucasian Rap 8. Holocaust Revisionism 7. Chest-Hair Bonsai photo by Marc Cohn 6. Amateur Mammography 26 Feb Club — Disco Party 26-27 Moot Court Semifinal Arguments. Caplin Auditorium, 6 p.m. 27 Feb Club – Anything for Money 28 Final Feb Club – Hip Hop & Hee Haw Kareoke Party March 1 Purim Party sponsored by The Jewish Law Students Association. Free Hamentashen and beer. 7 p.m. in Caplin Pavilion. 2 An Irish Celebration Benefiting the John Neilson Memorial The spectator takes in Wednesday’s SBA debate. 5. Building “Judges of the 3rd Circuit” Dioramas 4. Speed-Spliff-Rolling 3. Juggling Swedish Children 2. Black Sabbath Bootlegs 1. Making Sweet Love Submit your top ten list to Jenny Leong, Features Editor, in SL 279 or her mailbox. Please have entries in by 5 p.m. on Tuesday for the following Friday publication. photo by Marc Cohn SBA candidates plan to divide the Law School into spheres of influence. Around Town: Slurpeeville By Stephen Venable ’01 Slurpee success may be its assort- “Splitzo Slurpee,” a plastic cup One of the classic Simpson’s ment of flavors. The store oper- divided down the middle, so you episodes depicts Bart sucking ates two Slurpee machines, offer- can enjoy two different slurpee down an all-syrup “squishee” from ing customers eight different flavors without mixing them at the local Kwik-e-Mart, experienc- Slurpee flavors from which to all. (The Splitzo sells for $1.39, and you can refill it for just 79 ing a high comparable only to that choose. achieved by the most steadfast “We’re one of the few stores to cents if you keep the cup.) According to Klein, however, Feb Clubbers. actually have two machines,” Klein While not boasting the same said. “When I first came here, we many Slurpee lovers don’t mind euphoric trip as the Kwik-e-Mart only had one machine, but we sold the mixed up slush. “We have one squishee, the Slurpee machines at so many Slurpees, I decided to put of the best cleaning systems of any Slurpee machine, to get all of one the Ivy Road 7-Eleven have estab- in another one.” lished themselves as a source of The ability to run eight flavors flavor out before the next one Charlottesville pride. at once allows the store not only to starts, so we can avoid having The 7-Eleven store sells “a lot” offer a wide variety of flavors at mixed flavors. It doesn’t seem to of slurpees each day, according to one time, but to change flavors matter, though, because the kids store franchisee Raymond Klein. frequently, always giving new or and everybody else seem to just In fact, the store dispenses enough seasonal choices for its customers. mix up different flavors anyway,” of the semi-frozen treats each day “Whatever Slurpee flavor he said. Employees were hazy of any to rank it as the top Slurpee seller known to man, we’ve got it,” King specific Slurpee lore in the store’s for the state of Virginia, not to boasted. rise to the top of the state’s mention 7-Eleven’s entire eastSlurpee heap. ern district of stores. There were no reports of Klein attributes the success students putting their of his Slurpee sales to two facmouths under the Slurpee tors: the Virginia student body dispensers or having any and the wide variety of flavors Slurpee remnants spray out the store offers. of their nose. Instead, some University students make of the funniest moments, acup a large part of the franchise’s cording to King, are when Slurpee sales. The store no“people don’t realize that the tices a significant drop-off in Slurpee will continue to rise Slurpee consumption over the after they turn off the nozzle. winter holidays, when most It still does rise and the top students are away. photo by Marc Cohn pops off on them.” “The students really love Mr. Simpson, would you like extra juice Employees also claimed them,” store employee James in your Squishee? that they hadn’t yet gotten King agreed. The real key to the store’s The most popular flavors have sick of the Slurpee after years of traditionally been the old stan- sucking down free ones. They did warn of the “brain dard Coke and cherry flavors, with Klein giving the current popular- freeze” phenomenon, the sudden headache one develops just behind ity edge to the cherry. “Our summer seasonal flavors the eyes from quick consumption tions” conference sponsored by that do the best are pina coloda of a Slurpee. the John M. Olin Program in The potential brain freeze has and a peach flavor,” Klein said. Law and Economics and the “We also get flavors for holidays, not slowed down the Ivy 7-Eleven Virginia Law Review. Speak- like the black coloda we had for in its continuing quest for Slurpee ers and commentators will rep- Halloween.” supremacy. Each of its eight founresent U.Va., Chicago, BerkeCurrently the store is capitaliz- tains spin and pour slurpees 24 ley, Michigan, Texas, Loyola, ing on the cherry rush. It offers hours-a-day. Stanford, Yale, and Colby ColEvery law student will likely three different cherry flavors: lege. Cherry Passion, White Cherry, and visit the Ivy 7-Eleven at some point 9-10 SBA Elections for Class the traditional Cherry. in his or her years in Representatives Other current flavors include Charlottesville. Have a slurpee, 10 Student Funded Fellowship second pick Coke, Pina Coloda, be it cherry or black berry, and say Forms by 4 p.m. Kiwi Strawberry, Blue Raspberry, you’ve bought from the best. Unfortunately, the store has no and Bury Berry. 13-21 Spring Break If you can’t make a decision immediate plans to develop an all17 St. Patrick’s Day among the many offerings, the syrup or an alcoholic model for 31 Passover Begins store offers the relatively new student consumption. The Docket Fund at Miller’s, 8:30 p.m. – 12:30 a.m., 109 West Main Street 2-3SBA Elections for Executive Office. Vote in H&W Hall. 3 Professor Walter Kälin of the University of Bern, Switzerland, presents “The Rights of Immigrants in Multicultural Societies: Are there Limits to Tolerance?” Sponsored by J.B. Moore Society. 4:30 p.m. in WB 101. 5 Deadline for Candidacy for Class Representative, Forms are available in SL 123 6-8“Law and Economics of Elec- Friday, February 26, 1999