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NEWS Briefly W W W . P L A N E TJ H . C O M U P D AT E D D A I LY 2 November 14-20, 2007 FREE l Vol. 5 Issue 48 TV votes for planning Guest Op 8 Clear-eyed in China Them on Us 12 Ladies score in Sun Valley Cubin won’t run 17 E-wonks ponder implications Broncs big day 18 JHHS wins state title Ski ‘Heroes’ 19 Film on adaptive shredders AR T/MUSIC Food News 27 Home Sweet Homemade Music Goods 28 Live music and other fun Page 13 ArtBeat 29 The man in the corner Living Well 31 Diabetes inspires contest AND MORE... ASTROLOGY l ADVICE l GOING GREEN l DINING GUIDE l CLASSIFIEDS 2 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily LAST WEEK, briefly Teton Valley election mandates smart growth Grand Expectations? Call us. Teton County, Idaho, Commissioners Larry Young and Alice Stevenson prevailed against a recall vote last Tuesday and retained their seats, suggesting voters in the rapidly growing communities on the west side of the Tetons want tighter reins on development and more progressive planning. Young and Stevenson retained their offices in Nov. 6 elections with a near 60 percent majority of the vote. While some – including Nolan Boyle, the director of the conservative land rights watchdog group Teton Valley Alliance that spearheaded the movement to ouster the two – have denied the special election pitted the old guard against the new, Boyle has pointed out that Young and Stevenson, though not the first Democratic commissioners, are arguably among the more liberal electives the fleetingly agrarian valley has seen. And the result of the Nov. 6 vote appears to be a mandate for planning strategies many old-timers have resisted. The success of the Democrats was due in part to the efforts of Tetons for Tomorrow, a new political group founded specifically to combat the recall. Tetons for Tomorrow Director Zahan Billimoria said the group has grown to around 350 paid members since it was founded in early summer. “The undeniable conclusion is that both our commissioners have a stronger mandate than ever to make sure Teton County [Idaho] grows in a responsible way,” Billamoria said. Valley Advocates for Responsible Development, the valley’s more established watchdog, has publicly supported the planning ideologies of Young and Stevenson, 100% Natural Buffalo & Elk Steaks, JERKY & Salami, Prime Rib, Gourmet Gift Packs but due to its nonprofit status it could not get involved in political campaigns. When contacted after last Tuesday’s election, Sandy Mason, a VARD spokesman, responded with relief but diplomacy, endorsing issues but not people. “VARD was happy to see the voter turnout and the results of the recall, because once again it showed that the major issue in Teton County is to give the commissioners the tools to manage the unprecedented growth,” Mason said. “Now we can tune out the background noise and focus on the issue at hand.” Young and others have said they are ready to move beyond a divide. “The voters said that they support responsible growth and don’t like the power struggle,” Young said. “I’m glad the recall is behind us. I think the community can pull together and heal.” Boyle did not return a message left for him last week. The special election came at a time when the overburdened, cash-strapped county has 90 subdivision applications coming through the planning office. Clarion Associates, a planning consultant firm, recently arrived in Teton Valley and has drafted an audit of a planned unit development ordinance, which Young has said is at the “frontline of the land use battle.” Also, the county recently established a Housing Authority Board, whose job it will be to begin to figure out incentives and perhaps eventually exactions for developers to provide affordable housing in Teton Valley housing market on a steady incline. — Ben Cannon # LOW fat # NO Hormones NO Antibiotics LOW Cholesterol Made in Jackson Hole 733-4159 1-800-543-MEAT Next to Smith’s Grocery Plaza & the Conoco Station “We are a locally owned company with the desire to find creative ways to save our customers money when Buying and Selling.” JUDD GROSSMAN BAND “Not your typical wedding band.” John & Dee Ann Sloan 290 N. Millward Jackson, WY • 307-733-7020 www.jacksonrealtywy.com Visit our office and see photos by Dave Ryan and oil paintings by Ina S. Oyler 307-690-4935 • www.juddgrossman.com • Download Judd Grossman songs from iTunes. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 3 All eyes on ’Ghee SHOT OF THE WEEK With 29 inches of unpacked natural powder resting on the mid-mountain slopes of Grand Targhee, the Alta, Wyo., resort Photo by Eric Balog is poised to open soon – perhaps as soon as this Friday. Although it is hard to predict how much more natural snow would be needed to open the mountain by the end of the week, Resort Spokeswoman Susie BarnettBushong, estimated it would take 15 to 18 more inches, adding, “It will depend on where it falls on the mountain.” Grand Targhee has limited snowmaking capabilities and relies on natural snow. The resort will open as soon as it has enough snow to groom out a base with a snowcat, which Barnett-Bushong hopes will happen by Friday. Last year the resort opened the Shoshone and Magic Carpet beginner lifts the Monday before Thanksgiving and opened the rest of the mountain as conditions permitted. Although heavy wet snow was falling on and off at the resort on Tuesday, the forecast on www.Wunderground.com (Jim Woodmencey of Both winter and skiers returned to Teton Pass this weekend. MountainWeather.com is still on vacation) for Alta Saturday night's storm followed by still conditions left a blanshows only party cloudy skies on Wednesday and ket of fresh snow and surface hoar. Thursday. On Friday and Saturday, the chances of snow were 40 and 20 percent respectively. To find out if Grand Targhee will in fact open by Friday, call ultimate luxury and sophistication,” said Denice Harris, AAA their snow phone at (307) 353-2300 or toll free (800) 827-4433. spokeswoman. “The physical attributes of these properties are extraordinary in every manner, and personalized services for Or visit www.GrandTarghee.com. — Sam Petri guests consistently exceed expectations of even the most refined traveler. To achieve and maintain this level of service is an amazFour Seasons gets ing accomplishment, and AAA is pleased to honor this establishFive Diamonds ment as a Five Diamond Award recipient.” The Four Seasons Resort in Teton Village will be officially Of 60,000 rated lodges and restaurants throughout the United bestowed with the American Automobile Association’s coveted States, Canada, Mexico and the Caribbean, just 100 hotels and Five Diamond status today. This is the second year the valley’s 60 restaurants earned Five Diamond status this year. Four Seasons has earned the award, and it is the only Wyoming Harris noted that Teton County’s surplus of Four Diamond estabbusiness to be so honored. lishments was also an “amazing achievement.” She said, “Only Several other lodges and restaurants will receive only slightly- establishments that meet the extensive quality criteria required to less prestigious AAA Four Diamond Awards: The Rusty Parrot become AAA Approved receive a AAA Four Diamond rating.” Lodge and Spa, Jenny Lake Lodge, Snake River Lodge and Spa, The awards will be presented to each recipient during a The Wild Sage and the Westbank Grill. Diamond Award luncheon at noon today at the Four Seasons. “Five Diamond establishments reflect the characteristics of — PJH Staff Sponsored by NEW BELGIUM BREWING Turkey Day is Coming Your only source for… Family-farmed Fresh Organic Diestal Turkey Homemade Pies from Wild Flour Bakery Chef prepared Full Turkey Dinners Everything else organic and conventional that you need to make the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! Good bonds The snow that fell in late October has now either melted away or settled into a crust on north-facing aspects above 9,000 feet. With the new snowfall, this leaves the backcountry user with two possible scenarios when heading out into avalanche terrain. New snow on top of bare slopes means a clean slate for the snow pack. That’s a good thing. However, new November snow on the old October crust layer could be problematic depending on how well the new snow bonds to the crust. According to Avalanche Center Director Bob Comey, temperature is a key deciding factor. Last Saturday was warm when the snow began to fall up high. The surface of the old crust was warm as was the new snow, providing a chance for a good bond between layers. “That scenario is pretty good,” Comey said. Still, at press time it was raining in the valley and snowing up high. The storm was not over and it was unknown if the new snow was bonding well to the existing crust layer. “Be aware of that crust surface and try to get info on how well it’s bonded,” said Comey. Ironically, the best places to ski right now are also the most dangerous: high-elevation, north-facing slopes that still have the original crust layer as a base. But Comey urges skiers to know their stuff, use caution and check the avalanche forecast at 733-2664. — Sam Petri Fresh & Local • 307.733.0450 • Powerhorn Mall on West Broadway 4 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily # # # EDITORIAL by Richard Anderson pet # Manipulate me space # # # # # # # # # # # Adopt a pet from the # # TETON COUNTY ANIMAL SHELTER # Grimmi Name: Grimmi Sex: Female Hobbies: I was left fending for myself amidst the harsh streets of Jackson. And, the shelter is great & all, but I would really love a home. COME SEE GRIMMI AT THE TETON COUNTY ANIMAL SHELTER 3150 S. ADAMS CANYON DR. (SOUTH OF TOWN ON HWY. 89) TO VIEW ANY OF THE ANIMALS OR GET MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE SHELTER CALL 733-2139 OR GO TO: www.jacksonshelter.petfinder.com # PETSPACE IS SPONSORED BY HOME HEALTH FOR PETS # Some Doctors STILL make house calls! • Small Animal Veterinary House Calls • Preventative Health Care & Maintenance So when Democrats want to add a 4 percent surcharge to the taxes of single people who make $150,000 or more a year and married couples who make $200,000 or more a year, it’s an attack on working people, but when they want to expand a federal program that would allow some states to provide free health insurance to families that make up to $80,000 a year, it’s a give-away to the wealthy. I’m a little confused by that. But, no, actually, I’m not. I recognize it for exactly what it is: politicians – in the case of the former accusation, U.S. Rep. Barbara Cubin in a speech to Wyoming Republicans in Casper last weekend, and, in the case of the latter, all of Wyoming’s Congressional delegation in regards to why they voted against the State Children’s Health Insurance Program bills last month – spinning the facts, manipulating the truth. Am I disappointed? Yes. Am I surprised? No. That’s what politicians do. And I can almost forgive them. When the heat is on and the issues are complex and important, the shades of grey just get in the way of making a simple yes or no decision. Here’s another example: Have you heard about how Hillary Clinton’s campaign has been accused of setting up canned questions to be asked by college students in Iowa? The “pundits” on the networks say it just goes to show how manipulative the Democratic frontrun- LETTERS Reminder to Sen. Barrasso [This letter was edited for length. — Eds.] Yesterday, I looked out my window and saw a stag walking along the perimeter of our property, a grouse scurrying through the sage, and a bald eagle posted as sentry in the corner tree. This bucolic scene is common for north valley residents, due to our close proximity to Grand Teton National Park. As adjacent landowners, we take our responsibilities to preserve and protect the park seriously, and work to minimize our impact on the natural environment. Not all our neighbors seem to recognize S T A Christie Laughery, DVM HOME HEALTH FOR PETS homehealth4pets.com [email protected] ROCKEFELLER PRESERVE V their potential impacts on park land. I’m speaking about the neighbor directly to the east – the Jackson Hole Airport. This community has debated the appropriateness of an airport within Grand Teton National Park for years and repeatedly rejected requests for an extended runway. After reading the Nov. 7 edition of the Jackson Hole News and Guide, I was disappointed to learn that Sen. John Barrasso appears to be considering the merits of runway extension. In the late 1980s, a vigorous community debate ensued over whether or not the run- way was safe. Proponents of runway expansion have tried to raise concerns over safety, pointing to the possibility of aircraft overruns. But the community knew then, as we still know now, that this debate is over economics, not safety. A longer runway can support larger jets, bringing in more people, luggage and a greater economic return for the aircraft industry and valley businesses. Let’s call a spade a spade and stop attempting to cloak this argument under the false guise of safety concerns. At that time, a solution was reached to construct safety buffers at the end of the runsee LETTERS page 5 ON THE COVER 690-3777 ner is. I agree it’s not particularly honest, nor is it very smart, since it seems to have easily made it out into the public, but also can’t help but believe that such manipulation is par for the course, part of the game, pandemic in politics. Was the crime “manipulating” the public? Or was it getting caught? And how is such manipulation any different from controlling the candidate’s “image,” which seems to be the criterion by which voters judge candidates, rather than anything they actually have to say (or, at least, the criterion candidates believe voters judge them by). What do we call an Ivy League candidate who attempts to pull of some folksy charm while campaigning in the sticks? Some certainly may call that disingenuous and pandering, but others may say he or she is trying to speaking their language. And anyway, you’ve got to ask yourself how did we get here in the first place? Like the rest of this ugly, awkward middle school dance that is the presidential election cycle, the answer has got to be; “Because on some level it’s what the voting public wants.” We want simplicity. We want to hear what we already know (or think we know). We don’t like being left with a piece of the puzzle that doesn’t fit in anywhere. So go ahead, manipulate us, please, just don’t spoil the illusion by getting caught. 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Copies are distributed free every week throughout Jackson Hole and the surrounding area. If you wish to distribute The Planet at your business, call (307) 732-0299. ©2007. PUBLISHER Planet Jackson Hole, Inc. I Mary Grossman I [email protected] 567 West Broadway, P.O. Box 3249, Jackson, WY 83001 l (307) 732-0299 l Fax (307) 732-0996 www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 5 LETTERS from page 4 way. To date, there have been no overruns beyond these safety areas. The conclusion: They are doing the job. If we were to now go back and extend the runway, it would only recreate the safety dilemma by allowing the industry to bring in larger jets that will utilize the full length of the longer runway, whereby negating any real safety gains and recreating the same “unsafe” situation. We must remember that the reason this airport cannot enjoy the same freedom to expand as other commercial airports is due to its location within Grand Teton National Park. In fact, it is the only airport in the entire country allowed to operate in a national park. For this reason, the Jackson Hole Airport Board is obligated to operate the facility so as to not damage or impair park resources. We are looking to Sen. Barrasso to ensure that this questionable grandfathered use is reined in to protect our cherished park. — Karla Pendexter, Jackson TMR one big ugly pig [This letter was edited for length. — Eds.] Vice President Dick Cheney a few years ago quipped, “As we say in Wyoming, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.” This colorful phase comes to mind -as I review the Teton Meadows Ranch t , s n d e t gigantic up-zone proposal. I have lived in Jackson for nearly 30 years. I am pro-private property rights, pro-affordable housing and pro-smart growth. Yet, I have come to the conclusion this is a fatally flawed project. The property is currently zoned rural, a designation assigned under the Comprehensive Plan. With density bonuses, the current zoning entitles a developer to build 49 homes. This developer is asking for a 10-fold density increase of 500 homes on 288 acres. Up-zones are typically granted only when considerable, demonstrable community benefits are shown. What are the benefits? If you support affordable housing, analysis shows this project actually increases affordable housing deficits by not providing sufficient affordable housing for the estimated 1,300 people it will house. On Oct. 9, the county commissioners required that the minimum affordable housing requirement on new residential developments be moved from 15 percent to 25 percent, a number viewed as a temporary solution until officials can address the minimum 40 percent recommended. So what has the Teton Meadows developer done? Strategically, he rushed his application in one month before the see LETTERS page 11 BEST OF THE BLOG On “Ohio Rep utters the ‘I’ word”: ■ Bravo! to Dennis Kucinich and the other members of Congress who have the wherewithal to stand up to the Bush/Cheney machine. ■ Did you read other articles on this? o The Dems are the ones who shut it down because no one except a few Dems really want to hold an actual debate on the Senate floor. Great for sound bites, but lacking any reality. ■ It is sad that issues which could benefit from genuine debate on a national level, e.g. Cheney’s impeachment, get mired in the muck of Kucinich’s cult of personality, combined with cynical parliamentary stunts. ■ This administation is the most corrupt, morally bankrupt and incompetent one ever in the history of this country. ■ Do you remember the Clinton years of corruption? I won’t say Bush is not, but the pot (smoker) and the kettle are both black. If anyone but the extreme left of the Dem party wanted this to happen, it would have. The fact that its being pushed aside by the Dem leadership shows that there is a lack of solid proof and what they do have is not enough to even debate. ■ Just check out the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence’s latest findings. Lack of proof is not why the Democratic leadership tried to kill Dennis the Menace. ■ Have you looked at the extreme left on that committee? Feinstien and Feingold? Holy crap! The findings out of it are suspect to say the least ... If they had proof, it would be used. ■ Koo-koo-nuts, Con-yours, Bawney Fwank and the rest of the FAR FAR WAY left say, “blah, blah, blah,” AGAIN ... Most corrupt? Horse feathers! There’s a case for impeachment? Bull crap. ... Ya’ll come back from the dark side and join us in the center won’t ya? It’s nice here and everyone is civil. Snowboarders lie down with skiers. "LOG ONTO WWW.PLANETJH.COM TO JOIN THE DISCUSSION." 6 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily WILD LIVES by Brooke Williams The dying art of slowness How is it that, when looking at a familiar bookcase with four shelves and hundreds of books, there is one book that stands out? And how is it that this particular book seems so apt for this particular time in my life, in our lives? In the past 10 days, I’ve been to Chicago for a humanities festival, back to Salt Lake City for one night, to the Bay Area for five days of meetings and fundraising, and then, last night, back in my truck for a five-hour drive to Castle Valley, Utah, near Moab, to deal with issues with a home we own there. If I work fast and then drive hard, I can be back in Jackson Hole tomorrow night in time for dinner with friends. Work fast. Drive hard. In Utah, on my way through the office to the closet where the broken water pump is, I stop in front of the bookcase. “Slowness,” by Milan Kundera, seems to be lit up in neon. I pull the book from the shelf and open it to an underlined passage: “Why has the pleasure of slowness disappeared?” As I read this, my own breath slows along with my heart rate. I sense the desert sun through the window and note the instant that light turns to heat on the outside of my thigh. Kundera goes on: “Where have they gone, the amblers of yesteryear? Where have they gone, those loafing heroes of folk song, those vagabonds who roam from one mill to another and bed down under the stars? Have they vanished along with footpaths, with grasslands and clearings, with nature?” This passage stops me. I take it personally. Thinking back over my time at The Murie Center, most of it wondering about conservation and exploring Is nature new ways to think about wildness. disappearing I realize how little “ambling” and “loafing” I’ve done lately. These because we questions come to me: Have the don’t amble amblers, loafers, and vagabonds and loaf disappeared because the grassenough? lands and clearings have disappeared, because nature has disappeared? Or is nature disappearing because we, especially those of us who make a living protecting it, don’t amble and loaf enough? Kundera equates speed to forgetting. For him, slowness is tied to memory. If ambling and loafing create slowness, and slowness is “directly proportional to the intensity of memory,” then how does memory contribute to minimizing the disappearance of nature? These questions enter my body. Kundera cites the example of a man walking down the street suddenly struck by the need to remember. He slows his pace in order to make the recollection. I think of cellular memory, of maps in the cells of monarch butterflies whose survival depends on their ability to find their way to Mexico even though they’ve never been there. Perhaps our cellular memory has the same task: keeping our species alive. Perhaps slowness is the best way to tap into it. It is just after noon and I am three hours behind schedule. I am happy. I am in the desert I love. Castleton Tower appears as a red flame. I move my chair to stay in the warm late-autumn sun. There isn’t a whisper of breeze and I can hear only three sounds: the trill of a goldfinch foraging for the last rabbit brush seeds, the wings of a passing raven slicing the air, and a buzzing wasp. I take a few breaths that are so new and deep that they hurt my ribs: It’s been a while, too long from this solitary space of stillness. If our work at the Murie Center focuses on innovation in conservation – on discovering new ideas about how to save this planet – slowness just may be the mechanism. This will require loafing and ambling, staring out the window, listening to the wind, following tracks in the snow. These will be new rules for all of us who work at The Murie Ranch. I’ll write them up for the employee manual. Tomorrow. Today, I’ll sit here and imagine Olaus and Ade Murie sitting here with me. Brooke Williams is the Executive Director of The Murie Center in Moose. Check out his new book, Escalante, The Best Kind of Nothing. THE VOLUNTEER FIRE/RESCUE ASSOCIATION cordially invites you to the… SATURDAY NOVEMBER 17 SNOW KING CENTER 67th Annual Fireman’s Ball “You come to our ball… and we’ll come to your fire.” LIVE MUSIC by BOONDOCKS featuring Ben Winship Tickets are $20 each or 2 for $30 (Available from any firefighter) All tickets are automatically entered to win grand prize: 2008 RMK 600 155” SNOWMOBILE! For more information visit www.jhtera.com We are Volunteer Firefighters & EMTs. As such, we depend on & appreciate all of your support. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 7 GRAND OL’ PERSPECTIVE by Joe Schloss Passing the baton I attended the Wyoming Republican These same pundits were positive that Central Committee meeting on Saturday in President George H. W. Bush was too Casper, a politically informative meeting with weak and unpopular to ever get elected president, and were wrong. Finally, the State Chairman Fred Parady at the helm. It started with perfunctory business, but Washington pundits believed that tension grew rapidly as we awaited the President Ronald Reagan would cause morning speakers. U.S. Sen. Mike Enzi World War III and would destroy our spoke first. Then came our newest U.S. economy while doing it, and they were defSenator, John Barrasso who, with great initely wrong. Rep. Cubin spoke in glowing terms excitement, announced that he and long about the future of America time sweetheart and fiancée, and the Republican Party. She Bobbi Brown, had set a wedRep. Cubin spoke about Democrats ding date – Jan. 1, 2008. Smiles spoke in spending so much time voting and applause from well wishers glowing terms to surrender to Al-Qaeda and filled the room, but it seemed about the investigating the president clear that the real attention, that they had no time for what everyone was waiting for, future of America. She pointed out was the final speaker of the America and that even Nancy Pelosi recentmorning: U.S. Representative the Republican ly told the nation that she disBarbara Cubin. Party. approved of the very The Casper Star Tribune’s Congress that she leads. “If morning headline practically the Speaker of the House says screamed, “Cubin won’t run her party is doing a bad job, again; Congresswoman plans how can you argue with that?” announcement today in In a final jab at the press, Casper.” It was obvious there and particularly the Casper had been a leak. Information like this is never released to the media in Star News, Rep. Cubin announced that advance. The question on everyone’s she would run again – just as soon as the mind this late fall morning was, is the cast comes off her foot. You could have information correct? The audience was heard a pin drop. Her timing was perfect. on pins and needles awaiting the out- The audience erupted with cheers and come. The press and news media had laughter. Of course, later in the speech she arrived in droves to cover the much- announced that she would not stand for anticipated speech. Finally, Rep. Cubin, reelection in 2008 and that her 14 years of broken foot in a cast, hobbled on crutch- service in Congress would come to an end es to the podium. She seemed small of in January 2009. As the crowd swelled around her to wish stature as she took her place, but she totally captivated everyone in the room. her well, I could not help but think about There were no side conversations, no all that she had accomplished in those 14 distractions – all eyes and ears were years. In 1994, she became the first woman to be elected to federal office from focused on the Congresswoman. Rep. Cubin initially spoke about the Wyoming. Rep. Cubin, is only the second political pundits in Washington, D.C., official to win seven Wyoming statewide who have painted a dire picture for elections. She introduced the law that Republicans in the presidential election of repays Wyoming over $435 million owed 2008. She pointed out how often they under the Abandoned Mine Land prohave been wrong in the past. She pointed gram. An additional $1.6 billion will be out that they had predicted a John Kerry paid by the government to Wyoming over landslide in 2004, and were wrong. She the next 15 years. She sponsored and supsaid that the pundits had predicted a ported countless acts of legislation that Democrat takeover of the House of have benefited the people of this state, Representatives in every election since and she is a true patriot who has travelled 1996, and were wrong. They predicted to Iraq to see first-hand the damage creatthat the Republican Party could never win ed and cultivated by the jihadists. Representative Cubin, God speed and a majority in the House of Representatives in 1994, and were wrong. best wishes for a wonderful retirement. Joe Schloss is a former Special Agent for the U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security, political activist, Teton County GOP chairman, and member of the Wyo. GOP Central Committee. Sponsored by: woody’s weather Planet Jackson Hole’s Weekly Weather November 14, 2007 Understanding the forecast: part 2 What is it normally like in Jackson this week? In essence, a weather forecast is a statement of uncertainty. The words the forecaster chooses to describe the probability of precipitation are a direct reflection of his/her confidence that the precipitation might or might not occur. Probability of precipitation describes the likelihood that measurable precipitation (0.01 inches of rain or melted snow) will occur at any given point within the forecast area. In our case, that area is basically all of Jackson Hole. Some forecasters will use a percentage to describe probability. Others will use a descriptive term. Here is how those “uncertain” terms and the percentages line up: “Slight Chance”: 10 to 20 percent probability of occurrence “Chance”: 30 to 50 percent probability of occurrence “Likely or Possible”: 60 to 70 percent probability of occurrence. If no ”uncertain” term is used, then the probability is 80 to 100 percent. AVERAGE HIGH AVERAGE LOW 38°F 16°F Normal November Precipitation: 1.44 inches Normal November Snowfall: 9.5 inches What it can be like in Jackson this week: RECORD HIGH RECORD LOW 62°F -27°F Nov. 14, 1999 Nov. 16, 1955 Wettest November ever: 4.24 inches (1988) Snowiest November ever: 40 inches (1985) Information provided by meteorologist Jim Woodmencey www.mountainweather.com at the base of the Tetons Is your child’s Grand Expectations? backpack Call us.making the grade? Did you know… 55% of children carried backpack loads heavier than 15% of the body weight, which can lead to spinal injury? It is recommended that a child carry no more than 10-15% of their body weight. 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Oyler 8 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily GUEST OPINION by Karin McQuillan Clear-eyed in China: one visitor’s impressions A working man in Shanghai, a sad-eyed 40-something named Mr. Wang (name changed for his protection), told us the greatest thrill of his life was a chance to take a Chinese tour to “the United States.” It was a U.S. possession, the Marianas Islands, where he rushed to be photographed under the American flag. He spent the whole first night awake, watching TV. “You can criticize things!” he exclaimed, his eyes shining. “In America, people can complain. Chinese people don’t complain. There is no point. Nothing will be done. People just work hard. They are numb. Numb.” Few tourists get to the point of having this kind of honest conversation with a single Chinese person during their whirlwind tours. They gape at the exotic sights of lovely old temples, exchange wordless smiles with friendly people, express awe at the economic juggernaut and dismay at the pollution, and return home, full of superficial impressions. It doesn’t have to be this way. China’s explosive, and some say predatory, economic growth looms large over the 21st century. Their horrific air pollution blows to our West Coast. They sell long-range missiles to Iran and support Sudan’s genocide, threaten Taiwan and Japan with war. And that’s just the beginning of their flexing of their economic and military might. China is too important to treat as an exotic destination. I just returned from a trip to China with an old friend, doing the classic tourist sites, but we were determined to also get to talk to real people. Through a friend of a friend living in China, we managed to get introductions. This is a key to Chinese culture: guanxi, connections. We had private dinners with English-speaking individuals in several cities, and instead of a tour, we had private guides, which meant we spent from three to five days with one person, often out of earshot of possible informers. We had also prepared for our three-week trip by reading more than a dozen books on China, from history to business to contemporary accounts and memoirs, so we were able to formulate meaningful questions. We talked with party hacks, reformers, intellectuals, working people, ChineseAmerican businessmen, and even an 83-year-old ChineseAmerican refugee back on a visit to relatives. Mr. Wang, despite his expressed admiration for American free speech, constantly referred to “Chairman Mao.” After a few days, I said to him, “Some people say that Chairman Mao was 70 percent good and 30 percent bad. What do you think?” Thel Communist Party policy on Mao admits the Cultural Revolution was a mistake (the 30 percent bad), but teaches that all else was good. The Great Leap Forward, Mao’s communist economic program of the 1950s, which resulted in 40 million peasants starving to death, is not taught in the schools, and is a forbidden topic. This is Mr. Wang’s exact reply: “I remember the Cultural Revolution. I was 9 years old. I remember the sound of bullets. I remember hiding with my mother in a field. At school, they taught us Chairman Mao was great. Chairman Mao read a lot of history. The emperors killed a lot of people. Chairman Mao read too much history.” Asking people what they thought of Mao turned out to be We heard an an interesting window into their almost attitudes towards Communism universal and reform. The one person from mantra that a non-Han Chinese minority ethnic group we spoke to – from China needs inner Mongolia – told us, “Some stability for people say Mao was great. Other economic people say he destroyed a lot of growth and things. Some people hate him. Some people say he was crazy.” that only the More depressing was that the Communists 20-year-olds were the least likely can deliver to be critical of authoritarian rule. this. We heard an almost universal mantra that China needs stability for economic growth and that only the Communists can deliver this. The most Westernized and seemingly liberal man we spoke with said he joined the Party to reform it from within, but that it was hopeless. “The Communist Party is a cancer on society,” he said. “Our system is not exactly fascist – it’s what you’d call ‘state capitalism.’” He described universal corruption and cronyism. The government has created breathing room by letting people talk more freely, as long as they don’t put criticisms into print. Yet when we walked with him in a ritzy renovated neighborhood, where Mao and his cohorts once met to organize the CCP, he waved his arm with pride at the Western cafes that could have been in Paris and exclaimed, “Some people think it’s good Tiananmen failed. Look what we’ve done in 10 years.” Three thousand skyscrapers were put up in Shanghai – lost in a miasma of pollution – and the city exploded to 20 million people. A middle-class and class of multi-millionaires sprung up overnight. “We could only create Shanghai so fast with authoritarian rule,” he said. “The government doesn’t have to wait for planning or safety rules. They want a project done and the residents are kicked out in weeks. We couldn’t have accomplished this with democracy. Democracy makes a mess – look at the U.S.” Pride in China’s economic miracle then gave place to fear that the wealth generated by the export trade and foreign investment was being sucked into booming real estate and stock speculation. As any economist will tell you, bubbles burst. Our host continued, “Ten years ago I predicted political reform. Nothing happened. Now I predict revolution. There are 120 million peasants working in the factories. They are unregistered [illegal] and exploited. There is no land for them to go back to. There is no unemployment insurance, no health coverage, no pensions. If the economy slows, and they are thrown out of work, the government will topple.” What will arise in its place? A courageous free press advocate we spoke with in another city pessimistically predicted a return to Communism as more likely than democratic reforms (which he didn’t want himself). “Populists will promise people a job, a house and health care for everyone. They won’t call it Communism. It sounds good.” A lot of poor people miss Communism, one son of a peasant explained to us. At least they was no pollution, people weren’t working 12 hour days, seven days a week, in factories, and almost everyone was the same, so there was less bitterness about the unfairness of the elite’s monopoly on a decent life. The final word belongs to the last young person we spoke with, a gallery assistant in Hong Kong. He was in high school when Honk Kong reverted from British to Communist rule 10 years ago. I gestured at a huge pop art portrait of Mao they were selling, and asked what Hong Kong people thought when they saw the image. “Old people have no time for Mao, but my generation thinks he was great. He was like an emperor.” “But the emperors were bad men,” I challenged him. “Yes, they all killed a lot of people, but they were great.” “Do you know how many people Mao killed?” I asked (most mainland Chinese don’t know). He thought a moment. “Sixty million.” He saw our surprised faces. “Listen,” he told us with a friendly smile, “America has the best system. But it is not for China. We have 1.2 billion people. We need stability. We need a strong leader. Mao was a great man, like Hitler or Stalin. Stability is very important.” Karin McQuillan is a retired psychotherapist, author and Peace Corps Volunteer. w w w. y o g a t e j a s . c o m www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 9 album review Let’s Go Sailing The Chaos In Order Let’s Go Sailing front-person Shana Levy has built an incredible following within the commune of the music industry. With the debut album under her current bill, she lets the rest of us in on why she has admirers from the Flaming Lips to Courtney Love. The Chaos In Order is a mild pop record that oozes out of the speakers with sentimental strings and piano, peaceful hooks on acoustic guitar, and faint wisps of good times from long ago. 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This project, as delivered, has only 15 percent affordable housing as required by the old zoning. It will leave the valley with a net new affordable housing deficit of at least 125 additional homes. The developer, recognizing the impending regulation, came up with a new term – “hybrid affordable” – and promised to donate an additional 10 percent of the lots so the housing agencies could build the affordable housing. What a clever way to transfer a $5,000,000 burden to the taxpayers by turning in their application a few weeks early. The most misrepresented part of the project are the “homestead ownership” lots, a full 75 percent of the Teton Meadows development. These are simply free-market lots with a lot of lipstick. “Deed-restricted” does not mean affordable. It simply means you are restricted to selling your home to other employees in the valley. That is what already transpires de facto in Cottonwood Park, Rafter J and Melody Ranch, and has done nothing to control resale pricing of homes. In his department’s peer review in October, Town of Jackson Interim Planning Director Jeff Noffsinger said: “The ‘homestead units’ appear to revert to market units upon a twoyear occupation. This gives occupants an incentive to sell the units after this period, thereby precipitating the decline of attainable housing. Given the unpredictable (or unsettlingly predictable) nature of these units over the long-term, it is inappropriate that they should represent 75 percent of the project.” The developer refuses to deliver initial pricing to evaluate if the lots, even on the initial offering, will be close to attainable. A project asking for a 10-times density bonus, that is four-times the density of adjoining 33 percent affordable Melody Ranch, and that will make the developer considerable profit needs to deliver considerably better then 15 percent affordable housing, much better then the 25 percent new emergency ordinance, and even better then the new recommended minimum of 40 percent affordable units. Five hundred homes on 288 acres, with 1,264 people five to six miles from town services on land currently zoned rural, is not smart growth. A project that only deepens the affordable housing situation, while burdening the county with all the impacts and infrastructure costs of growth, is ill-advised. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig. — Rich Bloom, Melody Ranch New Thinking [This letter was edited for length. — Eds.] “The dogmas of the past are inadequate to the stormy present. The situation is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is anew, so we must think anew and act anew.” When President Lincoln said those words, he was dealing with much more serious troubles and divisions than we have now in Teton County. No doubt about it, our “case is anew” as we deal with explosive growth. So where can we benefit by new thinking and new ways of acting? We’ve been forced into new thinking about solid waste. We’re making a transition from burying waste to learning how to transfer and recycle it. Planning is under way for a new courthouse. We’ll be learning plenty as we develop the county’s first Capital Improvements Plan. The CIP will identify, prioritize, and study ways to fund new infrastructure, and new thinking will be required to implement it. With a land use policy, new thinking should start by picturing what this valley will look like 50 years from now and what legacy we want to leave behind. Then we should ask whether the land-use decisions we’re making are consistent with this legacy. This is the question that underlies the work on the PUD ordinance. Are we thinking realistically about our resources and assets? The new investment and growth we depend on is coming from people who value our natural resources and quality of life. They don’t want suburban sprawl, and they know it can be avoided by good planning. Smart growth attracts smart money – unmanaged, runaway growth drives it away. We’ve always been proud to be a working class community, but now middle class working people can’t buy a home here. The newly established Housing Authority has been charged with applying new thinking to this problem. The amount of construction and development activity in the County has increased dramatically. We have to take a new look at whether county staffing and administrative structure is adequate to deal with it. Finally, I would suggest that the most important thing to “think anew” about is how we pull together as a community to work on these challenges. The recall election was an exercise in how NOT to do it, but it’s behind us. Now we need to focus our energy on what lies ahead, thinking and acting anew. — Larry Young, Teton County, Idaho, Commissioner WINTER SAFETY COURSES with J.H. Mountain Guides An Introduction to Avalanche Safety One evening and one day in the backcountry Small class sizes! Only $140 Sign up soon at Skinny Skis! Nov. 30 - Dec. 1 Dec. 21 - 22 Jan. 11 - 12 Feb. 1 - 2 (Women’s Only) Feb. 15 - 16 SKINNY SKIS 65 W. Deloney • Jackson, WY (307) 733-6094 • www.skinnyskis.com 12 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily THEM ON US by Jake Nichols McKean season open; Cowboy State politics; lady pucksters win By Jake Nichols PINE DRIVE Located at 595 Pine Drive, this home has 4 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. It is 3378 square feet on .51 acres with fantastic views. Features include: solid granite countertops, stainless Jenn-Air and Bosch appliances, hardwood floors, new siding and a mother-in-law suite. $1,795,000 Frederick Howard [email protected] Greg Prugh BROKER Prugh Real Estate LLC 1110 Maple Way PO Box 3274 Jackson Hole, WY 83001 307.690.2202 307.733.9888 prughrealestate.com Roger McKean didn’t even know what a bighorn sheep was when he squeezed the trigger on his .243 rifle and killed one near Dubois. He left the carcass after removing the head. He later took a mule deer out of season and is also wanted for killing two antelope on the Wind River Reservation. After McKean’s hunting partner ratted him out for a reduced charge, McKean drove back to Wyoming from Tennessee, where he lives, and made his initial appearance. No one has Sun Valley’s seen him since. “He was cooperative and mostly forthright and would confirm information that we knew,” said Scott Browning, a wildlife investigator for Wyoming Game and Fish. “He was going to get time [in jail] and I think he’s freaked out about that and that’s one of the reasons he didn’t come back.” McKean faces a maximum of $13,850 in fines, $19,000 in restitution for the two animals, 54 months in jail and loss of his hunting privileges for up to 30 years. Thanks to the Wildlife Violator Pact, McKean has no safe refuge in Tennessee either. The stor y appeared in the Knoxville News . ■ Political handicappers CQ Today brought up some interesting points about Barbara Cubin’s recent decision to not seek re-election. According to CQ, Democratic challenger Gary Trauner’s ability to make the 2006 race a close call was due more to “the dissatisfaction many Republicans felt personally toward Cubin” and her approach to her job which “some critics found abrasive.” With Cubin out of the picture and 62 percent of the state’s voters registered Republican, CQ cites the advantage swings to the right. In addition, rumors continue to circulate that State Rep Colin Simpson will be the likely GOP candidate. CQ changed their rating for Wyoming’s House Representative race from “No Clear Favorite” to “Leans Republican.” ■ Jackson Hole’s women’s hockey teams fared well at the fifth annual Women’s Harvest Classic tournament at Boise’s Ice World. The Idaho Mountain Express and Guide reported their Sun Valley girls were all but manhandled throughout the tournament by Jackson squads. The same newspaper also said Sun Valley enjoyed “Lost and Found,” the latest film offering from Jackson Hole’s Teton Gravity Research. The sick flick screened at Apple’s Bar & Grill in Warm Springs and was wellattended because it featured Hailey’s Lynsey Dyer along with some of the world’s Lynsey Dyer top sliders and riders. ■ Jackson’s fastest chick on snow, Olympian Resi Stiegler, has been making international news with a fourth place finish at the first Audi FIS Alpine World Cup slalom of the season. “I’ve never seen so much snow,” Stiegler told reporters after finishing her best run in a blizzard. ■ “There is no other person in the country who is so singularly responsible for the preservation of these aircraft,” said Gary Lewi of the American Airpower Museum in Farmingdale, N.Y. “He saved the aircraft for another generation, but he also used them to pay tribute to those who flew them.” “He” is David Tallichet, 84. The WWII pilot flew 22 missions over Europe in a B17 bomber. After the war, Tallichet went into the restaurant business and collected warplanes. Tallichet owned as many as 120 planes and is recognized worldwide as a major force in the preservation of aero warfare antiques. Tallichet’s obituary appeared in the LA Times over the weekend. His daughter, Catherine Ann, lives in Jackson Hole. ■ Them On Us editors will read anything. The guest list for the Nov. 6 social dinner at the White House in honor of French President Nicolas Sarkozy included Jackson Hole Banker Dick Scarlett and his wife. The listing read: “Dick Scarlett III, president and CEO of United Bancorp of Wyoming, and Maggie Scarlett (wife).” Don’t ask us how we got a hold of it. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 13 Terra Nova Historic Rockefeller family retreat now open to the public by Sam Petri photos by Derek DiLuzio THERE WAS NO RIBBON CUTTING ceremony. No photo op, no speeches, and not a single commemorative plaque exchanged hands. Last Tuesday, 1106 acres of land southeast of Phelps Lake in Grand Teton National Park, valued at $160 million, were officially transferred to the park by the Rockefeller family. For a piece of land this extraordinary, speeches and plaques would have been a trifle. The property was the last GTNP inholding owned by the Rockefellers, whose patriarch, John D. Rockefeller, was largely responsible for the park we all enjoy. The donation is not only in line with the family’s commitment to conservation and historical preservation, but also was the swan song to their Grand Teton National Park legacy. Meghan Dewalt and Brittany Belisle admire the new public view across Phelps Lake. see TERRA NOVA page 14 14 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily from TERRA NOVA page 13 The transfer of the land became official when Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne signed conveyance documents in Washington, D.C. on Nov. 6. It shall henceforth be known as the Laurance S. Rockefeller Preserve, in honor of the man who envisioned it, and includes a new, environmentally sound, 7,000-square-foot LSR Preserve Center, designed by Carney Architects. Laurance S. Rockefeller passed away in 2004 at the age of 94. But given the weight of the gift, what it means for GTNP and its visitors, it is surprising how much of the process has been nearly silent. The Department of the Interior website, which posts updates on the secretary’s activities, does not mention Kempthorne signing the land conveyance document in Washington, D.C., something anyone would have been proud to do. Calls to Kempthorne’s deputy press secretary, Chris Paolino, regarding the signing went unreturned, as did calls to Clay James, the liaison for the Rockefeller fam- Lake Creek cuts through the new LSR Preserve, offering the relaxing white noise of rushing water and adding to the variety of habitats found on the former inholding. ily on this project, who was out of the country at the time of the land transfer, according to GTNP spokesperson Jackie Skaggs. Only a press release sent by GTNP to the local media officially announced the conveyance that has been six years in the making. All the hoopla that could have happened last Tuesday took place six years ago, on May 26, 2001, when Laurance S. Rockefeller publicly announced his intent to donate the land to the American people. Vice President Dick Cheney along with the then-Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton accepted the transfer of land during a ceremony on the property, then called JY Ranch, a private Rockefeller- Obringer • Kyle Rentals & Real Estate Home is where you hang your... Jackson Hole Teton Valley OK Rentals & Real Estate has been successfully managing properties in Jackson Hole since 1986. We offer Vacation Rentals, Long Term Property Management and Real Estate services. Please call Mary Obringer or Lori Kyle to find out how we can meet and exceed your Property Management or Vacation Rental needs. owned retreat. The JY Ranch was once owned by Lewis Joy, who founded it in1906 and operated it, perhaps as Jackson Hole’s very first dude ranch, until 1932. In that year, John D. Rockefeller bought it and more than 30,000 acres more with the intent of transferring it to the federal government for a national park. Although John D. did turn most of the land into a national park, he kept 3,106 acres of the original JY Ranch as a family retreat. The property included about 30 buildings that dotted the southeastern shore of Phelps Lake. Eventually Laurance S. inherited the JY Ranch from his father, and in the 1990s he gradually donated 2,000 of its 3,106 acres to GTNP. Laurance’s vision was finally completed last week when the final 1106 acres officially became part of the park. Between the 2001 announcement and the 2007 paperwork, the family has directed and paid for work to return the land to near-pristine condition. The 30 or so JY The new preserve opened overnight, on Nov. 6, complete with bridges, benches and plenty of signage pointing the way to Phelps Lake and back. Ranch buildings have been moved. Half of them will become employee housing in the Beaver Creek area of the park; the other half were moved just outside the park to another nearby Rockefeller property. Standing at the site of the old JY Ranch, it is impossible for the untrained eye to detect where they once stood. The lack of ceremony this past Tuesday has less to do with the 2001 acceptance of the land and more to do with Laurance S. Rockefeller not wanting to make a spectacle of the donation in the first place. As Skaggs said, the Rockefeller Associates, who have been managing the estate, requested a “low key soft opening” and added that the family wanted the “land to speak for itself.” “Life is too short to pick flowers anywhere else.” - Jerry Pick of the week: EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY Snapdragons (307) 733.8604 • (800) 735-8310 [email protected] www.jackson-hole-vacations.com SHORT TERM & LONG TERM RENTALS • PROPERTY MANAGEMENT • REAL ESTATE SALES Char-Ral Floral 180 N. Center St. Downtown 733-2500 $1.00 per stem www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 15 The timing of Kempthorne’s signing of the legal conveyance document would suggest a purposefully understated opening: On Nov. 1, the Moose-Wilson road leading to the LSR Preserve closed for the season to automobiles. The low-key opening also is consistent with the feel Rockefeller wanted the Preserve to have – a relaxing setting in which to contemplate the natural beauty of the world. An intersection of diverse habitats, from sagebrush meadows, forests and wetlands, to lakes and creeks, the Preserve offers an unparalleled wildlife-rich environment. The Preserve Center is dominated by a cozy lodge-like reading room, with comfy chairs, a large fireplace and shelves lined with books, a serene place to read, study, and ponder nature and our place in it. Though the Moose-Wilson Road, which provides access to the Preserve’s 50-car parking lot, is closed to vehicles for the winter, the curious can still drive to Moose, head south on the Moose-Wilson Road and park at the Death Canyon turnoff, and walk or bike an easy half-mile to the new LSR Preserve Center. From there, they can explore the new eightmile network of “naturalistic” trails completed by Northwest Woodland Land Services Inc. of Boring, Ore., which also built 18 single-log milledbenches, two road crossings, rock steps and a few handicapped accessible crushed-stone trails. Two main trails lead to Phelps Lake from the Preserve Center: the Woodland Trail (a moderate nine tenths of a mile) and Lake Creek Trail (a moderate mile and a half). Both connect to the longer, peripheral Boulder Ridge Trail (a moderate to strenuous mile and seventh tenths) and Aspen Ridge Trail (a moderate to strenuous two and a half miles). You also can circumnavigate Phelps Lake via the sevenmile Phelps Lake Trail Loop. No matter how you look at it, access to Phelps Lake just got easier. Right now the new Preserve Center building is not open to the public, as the interior is still being finished. However, take a look inside the windows and the building appears to be almost ready. Skaggs said construction on the interior will halt for the winter. Come spring, construction will resume and the center The Rockefeller family hopes the new LSR Preserve Center will earn LEED platinum certification will open as soon as for its extensive use of sustainable materials and energy efficiency. it’s ready in the spring or summer of 2008. As of press time, such as photovoltaic solar panels as the building opens. Laurance S. Rockefeller intended an official opening date for the build- well as geothermal wells to reduce ing had not been set. For now, the need for external energy con- the preserve to be a place for people observing from the outside and enjoy- sumption. Carney Architects used of all ages and abilities to get outside ing the trails is as good as it gets. shredded blue jeans and soy bean- and interact with nature on a personal level. He believed profound experiThis being the quiet off-season, the based spray to insulate the building. Interior finishes contain no volatile ences, like those that can be had on getting is good – no one is out there. Carney Architects have taken organic compounds (VOC), and the the LSR Preserve, can teach the remarkable steps in the design and Forest Stewardship Council, an value of our environment to others construction of the Preserve Center organization dedicated to sustainable who will then become stewards of in hopes of earning the highest level forestry, certified all of the construc- the land. If you are looking for an of Leadership in Energy and tion timber. 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Broadway, Jackson Hole, WY 307-732-0299 16 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily COUNTYPAGE County Commissioners shoot down Osprey Creek by Ben Cannon Teton County Commissioners rejected Jamie MacKay’s controversial Osprey Creek subdivision proposal, voting against the measure by a margin of 4-1 on Tuesday. The vote was the end result of months of talks between the county and landowner MacKay, represented by Pierson Land Works. MacKay was aiming to build an Affordable Housing Planned Unit Development (AH-PUD) off the Village Road. For that designation, which carries a considerable density bonus for a private development to build-out at least 50 percent affordable housing, MacKay had scaled down his proposal to 74 units on the 14.97-acre former KOA campground, with 60 percent of those deed-controlled – 36 affordable, two employee units and six free-market units set aside for valley workers. Throughout the process, valley residents, particularly those who live near the West Bank location, have voiced concerns about wildlife, traffic and character impacts to the area. On Tuesday, the tenor of some comments took on a threatening tone, with some opponents suggesting legal and political repercussions if commissioners approved the proposal. “I think there are a lot of potential benefits if we give it time,” said Wilson resident Jim Roscoe, adding, “It might eliminate a costly suit against the county if we give it time.” Many who opposed Osprey Creek pointed to the Comprehensive Plan, created in 1994, as a document to stymie a would-be project that raises the red flags that Osprey Creek does. Others, several of them identifying themselves as small business owners, had less to say about the comp plan or character impacts and more about the needs for attainable housing to sustain a working class. Katelyn Stewart, who said she was born and raised in Jackson, explained she could not afford to live here if she had not lucked out in a lottery to purchase one of the affordable homes in the Millward development adjacent the Osprey Creek site. Following the close of a lengthy public comment period in which most argued against the development, Commissioner Ben Ellis set the tone for the board’s move to strike down the application. Ellis said the applicant failed to prove the project was suitable for the surrounding neighborhoods based on the county’s land development regulations and Comprehensive Plan. “I do not find that this area supports this kind of density,” Ellis said. He called the subdivision, at that density, “a form of suburban sprawl with environmental and cumulative impacts.” Ellis also said he might have supported the project had the density been closer to 40 units, not the 74 sought by the applicant. Commissioner Bill Paddleford, who cast the lone vote in favor of the proposal, said his support was rooted in his belief that Teton County needs affordable housing to sus- tain a healthy community and families. “We’re at a crossroads here – this is a crux,” Paddleford said, retelling an anecdote that when he arrived in Jackson Hole as a young, trained man, he was put at the bottom of a waiting list for a fire department that now struggles to find help. He told those who spoke, often passionately, against Osprey Creek: “I empathize with you, but in the back of my mind I keep saying, ‘If not here, where? If not now, when?’” Though the motion to approve failed, and it appears there are few options available to MacKay short of starting from scratch, there seemed to be one consensus among the board: the recognition that affordable housing is indeed something the board wants to pursue more aggressively. “As a community we have issues we need to face,” said Board Chairman Andy Schwartz. “We’re going to have to be very careful, because every neighborhood in the community, for one reason or another, is being removed from the discussion.” He noted only the Town of Jackson and the Porter Estate just south of town seemed free from the palpable opposition to density seen along the Village Road, and around the Seherr-Thoss property, where a 500-unit development with a bold idea to create below-market local housing is under the initial stages of county review. MacKay was not at Tuesday’s meeting due to a family emergency, Jamie Walter, a Pierson Land Works representative said. 307.833.3507 Wholesale Accounts Available www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 17 The posting public sounds off on Cubin retirement by Grace Hammond There was instantaneous response. Wyoming Rep. Barbara Cubin’s plans to retire after seven terms leaked the night before her Saturday morning press conference. The public turned out in droves to discuss it – on the internet. Grandmothers, cowboys, self-declared pundits and individuals of diverse political stripes weighed in on blogs, commented on newspaper articles online and furiously posted to message boards. Here’s the scuttlebutt, as can only be displayed by passionate Americans free to post in relative anonymity. While this survey yielded a wide diversity of opinions about the implications of her move, Cubin’s retirement was met with a unanimous sense on both sides of “It’s about time.” Over at the Casper Star-Tribune’s site, a poster under the handle “Phil” commented on an article: “This is the best decision Barbra [sic] could have made, and opening up the seat for other republican contenders almost ensures that the seat will remain in GOP control. Now who will step up to the plate? Perhaps Colin Simpson?” Other posters on the site were dismayed at Cubin’s parting shots at Trauner, which were: “We cannot let Gary Trauner win. He is wrong for Wyoming, wrong for America, and I know we won’t let him win.” A poster called “Willie” wrote, “This party [versus] party mentality needs to be reversed. … Having the nerve to individually attack her opponent shows a lack of both respect, and understanding. … I can only hope that [Cubin] did not act in Washington as she has spoken here in Wyoming. Shame …” A Wyomingite by the handle of “anti4wheeler” reacted to Cubin’s retirement with glee and a dollop of derision toward Jackson. “Great news! Now that a different Republican is going to run we don’t have to worry about that nutball from Jackson. … All of my somewhat confused fellow Republicans who voted for Trauner will come back to their senses and remind the nation (and those Laramie/Jackson Dems) that Wyoming belongs to the REPUBLICANS.” At Daily KOS, “Wyo Wrangler” commented on a blog post: “I think many Republicans in the state were voting against Cubin in the last election. Wyoming is a state where the GOP has a 60%-40% advan- tage in voter registration. …The question to Wyoming Republicans becomes what kind of change do you want? Trauner has to make that case better than the Republican candidate and that’s just going to be harder given the voter registration advantage that Republicans have.” Another poster, “Tybalt,” argued that “losing the power of the incumbent has to favor Gary Trauner, one of my favorite 2006 candidates.” “Kainah” responded: “Cubin would have easily been Trauner’s best opponent. But this means there will almost certainly be a pretty bruising primary battle for the [Republicans] and that has often left them weakened in the past. … I did talk to Gary [Trauner] about this possibility at [Yearly KOS] and he certainly went into this race knowing it was very possible she’d retire. So let’s not get disheartened yet. Gary is a pretty remarkable guy.” Posters at national and state sites alike noted that Cubin’s retirement was one of many among what one home-pundit called “rubberstamping Bush lackeys,” stating that, “So far, 16 House Republicans have announced their retirements, compared with only four Democrats.” In that sense, argued some commenters, Cubin’s retirement might benefit the Democratic Party nationally – if not at the state level – because the GOP will have to put time and money into the battle in Wyoming as well as so many other states. At New West, “Marion” posted to the site that she was “grateful” for Cubin’s retirement, and she believed there are “plenty of good conscientious Repubs in this state for us to choose from.” At Politico.com, “Stone621” speculated on a message board that “The Wyoming seat will probably stay repub, but you never know till you try. Just ask Jon Tester.” “Taskmaster” replied to this post, “Wyoming is still an amazingly one-party Republican state. The comparison to Tester is not really accurate because Montana, despite its reputation, always kept sending at least one Democrat to Congress. If Cubin had any kind of electoral strength, she would have been appointed to the Senate upon Craig Thomas’ death.” At the Wyoming-Tribune Eagle online, “Wyoming Cowboy” wrote, “Like most in Wyoming, we are glad to see her go.” A poster called “Carol H.” responded, echoing the sentiment of most Democrats, “Too bad Trauner didn’t beat her last time.” Belly Dancers A DANCE OF CELEBRATION FOR ALL AGES for parties or corporate events CALL 307.413.5490 GOING GREEN by Nancy Taylor, Green Building Consultant Greenbuild 2008 A small cadre of designers, consultants and architects from Jackson Hole ventured to Chicago last week to attend the eighth annual Greenbuild conference and expo sponsored by the United States Green Building Council (USGBC). Twenty-five thousand people attended, confirming a quickly growing interest in green building. The conference opened with a talk by Bill Clinton who spoke about the Clinton Climate Initiative (CCI). In partnership with cities, mayors, banks and utility companies around the world, CCI is working to reduce the impact that buildings have on the environment. Clinton spoke of the opportunity to revitalize our economy with renewable energy jobs. The Clinton Foundation is also involved in greening schools. The annual energy savings from one green school provides enough funding for two new teachers, 250 new computers or 5,000 new textbooks. Clinton said he would like to see every K-12 school green by the end of this generation of students. Ed Mazria, architect of the 2030 Challenge, spoke about the need to switch from coal-fired energy to renewable energy. He said 650,000 BTUs of energy from the sun falls on the typical roof in Seattle in a year. It takes roughly 42,000 BTUs of energy to power the average home for a year. California, which enacted Title 24 to mandate energy conservation and renewable energy, has kept its carbon emissions level. The rest of the country’s emissions are climbing at an alarming rate. Several speakers mentioned that it is not a matter of “if” our low-lying cities will flood, but “when” and by how much. The global warming statistics released at this conference were staggering, and the solutions offered were heartening. Efficiency first, the technology is there to run our homes and businesses in a much more efficient way. Let’s use it! GOING TO RECYCLE? TIP WEEK Community Recycling Sites OF THE In the Town of Jackson: All aluminum cans recycled at Jackson Community Recycling are sent to an Anheuser-Busch bottling plant in Kentucky where they are recycled into new aluminum cans. Last year, JCR recycled 1.7 million aluminum cans! Americans throw away enough aluminum to rebuild our entire commercial fleet of airplanes every three months. -Environmental Defense Fund Recycling just one aluminum can saves enough energy to operate a television for three hours. -Eco-Cycle, Boulder, Colorado Call 733-SORT or visit tetonwyo.org/recycling 1) Rodeo Grounds on the corner of Snow King and Flat Creek Drive (7 days a week) 2) Corner of Willow and Deloney Winter – Public parking lot (Tues. – Thurs.) Summer – Jackson Elementary on Willow (Tues. – Thurs.) In Teton County (available Tues. – Thurs. unless noted otherwise): 1) In Wilson, at the Exxon on Hwy. 22 (7 days a week) 2) At the Aspens in front of the Westside Store North of Town on Spring Gulch Road on the north side of the Gros Ventre River Bridge 3) In Teton Village in the upper parking lot 4) Hoback Junction across from the Hoback Market (Sat. – Sun.) 5) On High School Road at the JH High School 6) At Jackson Community Recycling (7 days a week) 3270 S. Adams Canyon Dr., South Hwy 89 • Drop Off Center open 24 hours a day 18 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily Broncs hold line against Buffalo, take state title BRING IN YOUR OLD LICENSE PLATE ... SO WE CAN DECORATE! 733-7704 Blane Woodfin breaks free from one last tackle on his way toward the first touchdown in the state championship game Saturday. scoring the touchdown that would probably have taken the championship from the home team. But the Broncs didn’t let up. Strong strategic defensive plays kept the Bison from entering their zone, if only by inches, and the final score remained 10-6. The crowd of 5,000 went wild. “We talked in that last time out,” said Head Coach Bill Wiley, swarmed by media moments after the win. “‘Gentlemen, the only thing that separates you from the state title is two feet.’ And it came down to two inches, and these guys got it done.” Wiley was then raised on the shoulders of the team in the middle of the field. He held the Wyoming 4-A State Championship trophy above his head and shouted, “Yeah, baby!” Special Discounts for Special Plates ALL STATES • • • OLDER WYOMING PLATES Monday-Friday 8am-6pm • Saturday 9am-5pm • Sunday 12-5pm IN THE K-MART PLAZA • 520 S. HWY. 89 • Se habla espanol Mar.-Sab. ANDREW WYATT Coach Bill Wiley triumphantly holds up the state trophy following the Broncs’ victory. ANDREW WYATT An hour before the Wyoming 4-A State Championship Game, “Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns ’N’ Roses blared inside the Jackson Broncos’ locker room. Then “Enter Sandman” by Metallica. As the metal blasted, the team sat fully suited up and ready to go, staring straight ahead into nothing with an expressionless intensity. The ritual was apparent and the unity was palpable. Then the music cut out. “Our heart is so big that no one can penetrate it. You understand?” shouted Assistant Couch James Howell. “Yes, sir!” “How are we going to play?” “Hard!” “How are we going to play?” “Hard!” “How are we going to play?” “Hard!” “Let’s go kick their ass. Let’s go.” Then the Broncs took to the field to begin the type of game that no one on the team had ever experienced, the type of game Jackson Hole’s football program hadn’t won since 1986. Like heat waves rising off a radiator, passion wafted off the players and into the stands. From the beginning, there was no letting up. Everyone knew that. Bronc Senior Quarterback Blane Woodfin stoked the home stadium when he ran the ball for an 80-yard touchdown, the first in the game, giving Jackson a 7-0 lead in the first quarter. Then with two seconds left in the half, sophomore Sean McDonald kicked a 40-yard field goal to give Jackson a 10-0 lead. But the Buffalo Bison didn’t go out with out a fight. With 9:49 left in the game, Buffalo Senior Jared Anderson scored a touchdown on a pass from Junior QB Tyler Gibbs. The Broncs blocked the Bisons’ field goal attempt, making the score 10-6, Jackson, with less than 10 minutes left in the season. And then the real excitement began. In the final minutes of the game, the Broncs proved to be more powerful than the Bison, even after the nail-biter in which Gibbs ran the ball almost completely down the field to Jackson’s 6-yard line with 2:12 remaining, nearly ANDREW WYATT by Sam Petri Jake Vosika gets a celebratory lift from fans and teammates. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 19 Jackson Hole Community Band Page 28 GALAXY Arts, Events and Entertainment Wednesday14 Music ■ Jackson Hole Jazz Foundation rehearses 7-9 p.m. every Wednesday at the Center for the Arts. 690-8526. ■ Karaoke starts at 9 p.m. every Wednesday at the Virginian Saloon, 750 W. Broadway. 739-9891. No cover. ■ Reggae Night with Victor Ragamuffin starts at 9:30 p.m. at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. 733-4407. No cover. JHMR screens a different type of ski flick By Ben Cannon A movie playing one night next week will bring the classic, mountain town motif of a ski film premiere, but this one is unusual because it features a group of often unsung, commonly misunderstood snow riders, making for an experience that should hearten, uplift, and stoke some inspirational fires. “Heroes of the Slopes,” a documentary-meets-sports-action-film about disabled skiers and snowboarders, will screen to the public at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday in the Jackson Hole High School auditorium. “Heroes” was made by Marc Romero, a one-legged skier who raced on the U.S. disabled team through the mid-’90s. After feeling for too long the feats of adaptive skiers and snowboarders had gone unnoticed, he decided to make a movie. The film features about a dozen athletes, among them two young people who grew up in Jackson Hole who, like many, have taken advantage of the wondrous confluence of snow and gravity. One segment features Jesse Horn, an adept snowboarder who was born without legs. Horn, a recent college graduate, did not let his physical limits keep him from getting onto a snowboard at a young age. Like sit-skiers, who are connected to their equipment through a form fitting plastic bucket, Your week starts here Horn plants his torso in a connective artifice mounted on his snowboard. Calling himself the “original knuckledragger,” Horn glides his uphill hand along the snow as he turns. Watching the young man – who was elected president of his senior class at Colorado College – ride a snowboard with all the nonchalance of any early 20-something is inspiring. Kira Brazinski, a sophomore at Jackson Hole High School, is also featured in the film. Brazinski was born with one fully formed leg but has proceeded through her young life to disregard any limiting notions associated with the fact. She rock climbs, skillfully rides horses and has been on the swim team – not to mention has a committed focus on academics. Under the instruction of Kurt Henry, director of Teton Adaptive Sports, Brazinski learned to ski with outriggers she wears on each arm, which helps compensate for a missing leg. Much of “Heroes” was filmed during the winter of ’05-’06. It has and is continuing to garner a fine reception for itself and, no small achievement, was recently picked-up by a number of major PBS affiliates around the country that will debut it during the holidays and through the New Year. The film aims to shed light on common misconceptions of adaptive riders. A major theme in the film, and something you may hear from many disabled Art ■ Life Drawing Open Studio 6:30-9:30 p.m. in the Borshell Drawing Studio at the Center for the Arts, 265 S. Glenwood St. Art Association membership required. $15 drop-in. 733-6379. Dance ■ Dancers’ Workshop Wednesday classes: Pilates Mat Class, all levels, 8:30-9:30 a.m.; Beginning Adult Ballet, 9:30-10:45 a.m.; Beginning Adult Barre 12:15-1:15 p.m.; Power Yoga 12:15-1:15 p.m.; Belly Dance, 6:307:45 p.m.; Adult Jazz, 7-8 p.m. $16 drop-in. 733-6398. Good Eats ■ Wine Maker’s Dinner starts at 6 p.m. at the North Grille, eight miles north of town. Meet Kent Rosenblum of Rosenblum Cellars at this five-course dinner and wine pairing. $75 per person. 733-7788. Radio ■ American Public Media’s “Performance Today” broadYou couldn’t do this on TWO legs. skiers and boarders, is that the mountain is, in many ways, the level playing field not seen in many avenues of life for the disabled. “How integrated [adaptive riders] are with able-bodied people is not always captured,” Romero said. Jackson Hole Mountain Resort, which Romero has praised for the accessibility of its future tram, is a co-sponsor of the premiere. Admission is $10 and some proceeds will benefit Teton Adaptive Sports. Prizes will be raffled, and Romero, on a campaign to raise helmet awareness, will show the film to high school students earlier in the day. casts a performance by cellist Lynn Harrell and the Grand Teton Festival Orchestra from the GTMF’s 2007 summer season. Hear it on Wyoming Public Radio, 90.3 FM in Jackson Hole. Also check local listings or visit www.PerformanceToday.org. Kids & Families ■ Toddler Club gathers 8:30-noon at the Recreation Center. Toddler Club runs till noon Tuesday and Thursday and to 1 p.m. Monday, Wednesday and Friday. 739-9025. Sports & Recreation ■ Senior Fitness and Brunch 9-11 a.m. at the Rec Center. 739-9025. Classes & Lectures ■ ABE/GED classes 5-8 p.m. every Monday and Wednesday at the Center for the Arts, Room 305. Review sessions for students who want to work on basic writing, composition and grammar skills, and who are interested in testing for the GED placement tests. Drop-ins welcome. Free. 733-7425. see Galaxy Calendar page 20 Jackson Hole's Largest Martini Selection Located at The base of Snow King Mountain the Atrium At Snow King Resort At Snow King Resort Breakfast 7:00-11:30am Lunch 11:30am-2:00pm Open for breakfast & Lunch until 2:00pm Serving Thanksgiving Brunch 11:30-3:30 Make your reservations now! 1.800.522.KING SNOWKING.COM 307.733.5200 307.734.3236 Stop by The Liquor Store for the COLDEST BEER in town HOMETOWN friendly people … or join us in the Saloon for DAILY drink specials HAPPY HOUR Mon-Fri 4-7pm 733-2792 750 W. Broadway 20 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily GALAXY CALENDAR CONTINUES… ■ Necklace Design jewelry class 6-8 p.m. at Beads and Needs, 250 W. Pearl Ave. 739-9025. Mind, Body & Spirit ■ Senior Lunch Outing to Teton Pines departs 11:15 a.m. from the Rec Center. 739-9025. ■ Pre-natal yoga 4-5:15 p.m. at the Teton Yoga Shala in the Aspens. Yang style Tai Chi for beginners meets at 7:30 p.m. Drop-in $15. 690-4201 or 413-1130. Community ■ Habitat for Humanity welcomes volunteers on Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday. Meet the Chilly Challenge by building homes this winter for those in need and be entered into their new sweepstakes. 734-0828. ■ Bingo starts at 7 p.m. every Wednesday at the Elks Lodge, 270 W. Broadway. 733-1713. ■ Friends of the Library meet 12-1:30 p.m. for a luncheon at the Ordway Auditorium. The Friends invite all library volunteers and anyone interested in volunteering to a general meeting and performance by local cowboy poet Andy Heffron. Bring a friend and win a prize! 733-1582. Free. Thursday15 Music ■ Country rock with Larry McKenzie starts at 9 p.m. sic work, replete with sword-fighting, continues on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights through Nov. 17. Prices vary with performance day. 733-4900 or www.OffSquare.org. Dance ■ Dancers’ Workshop Thursday classes: Power Yoga, 6:15- every Thursday and Friday at the Bull Moose Saloon in Alpine, Wyo. No cover. (877) 498-7993. ■ Open mic night starts at 10 p.m. every Thursday at the Knotty Pine in Victor, Idaho. (208) 787-2866. ■ The Jackson 6 play Dixieland music at 10 p.m. every Thursday at 43 North, at the south end of Cache Street. No cover. 733-0043. ■ Teton County and Star Valley middle school string students come together for Stringfest 2007, culminating in a concert at 7:30 p.m. at Walk Festival Hall in Teton Village. Free. 733-1128. ■ The Jackson Hole Community Band rehearses 7 p.m. every Thursday at the Center for the Arts. 413-1560. a.m. in the Ordway Auditorium for children 3 and under each Thursday. Also offered twice on Tuesdays. Free. 733-2164 ext. 103. ■ Kids Club after school program 3-6 p.m. at Jackson and Colter elementary schools. 733-5056. Theater ■ Off Square Theatre Company presents “Romeo and Juliet” Sports & Recreation ■ Yoga 9-10:15 a.m. at the Recreation Center. Hit the mats at 7 p.m. at the Center Theater, 250 S. Cache St. The clas- for some body and soul stimulation. 739-9025. 7:30 p.m.; Beginning Adult Tap, 7:15-8:15 p.m.; Adult HipHop 6:15-7:30 p.m.; Mommy & Me 10:30-11 a.m.; Boys’ Class 4:15-5:15 p.m. All classes at the Center for the Arts, 265 S. Glenwood. $16 drop-in. 733-6398. Kids & Families ■ The Teton County Library hosts Toddler Time 10:05-10:25 ■ Start the day right with Wake-up Water Aerobics 6:057:05 a.m. every Tuesday and Thursday at the Rec Center. 739-9025. ■ Lunch hour basketball noon-2 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday at the Rec Center. 739-9025. Community ■ Senior Shopping trip to Idaho Falls departs at 8 a.m. from the Rec Center and returns by 5 p.m. Register by noon Nov. 14 at the recreation center. 739-9025. $13. ■ Citizen rally against the Iraq War 6:30-7 p.m. every Thursday on the Town Square. Join forces with other citizens to protest the war. Email [email protected]. ■ The Jackson Hole Historical Society and Museum hosts its annual Holiday Potluck at 6:30 p.m. at the Senior Center, 830 E. Hansen. Bring a dish to share. 733-9605. ■ Suicide Survivor Support Group, for community members who have lost a friend or family member to suicide, meets 6-7:30 p.m. on the third Thursday of each month in the Eagle Classroom of St. John’s Medical Center. Access via east door adjacent to the emergency entrance. 733-2046. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 21 Outlying ■ The Teton Arts Council hosts African dance and drumming every Thursday. (208) 354-4278 ■ Life Drawing Sessions 5:30-7:30 p.m. at Sulli Studios in Driggs, Idaho. Drop-ins welcome. $10 per sessions (208) 354-4278. Friday16 Music ■ Country rock with Larry McKenzie starts at 9 p.m. every Thursday and Friday at the Bull Moose Saloon in Alpine, Wyo. No cover. (877) 498-7993. ■ Pianist Pam Drews Phillips, bassist Mike Rossi and drummer Ed Domer play Jazz Night 7-10 p.m. each Friday in the Granary at Spring Creek Ranch atop East Gros Ventre Butte. No cover. 733-8833. ■ The Coyote Brothers play rock ‘n’ roll 7:30-11 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar in the Wort Hotel, a half a block off the Town Square on West Broadway. No cover. 733-2190. ■ Orville’s Christian Coffeehouse at 285 W. Pearl St. hosts an evening of Christian music, poetry and stories about God 8-10 p.m. every Friday. Show up and make joyful noise. 733-3165. ■ Kenny Bradberry plays country-rock at 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar, on the west side of the Town Square. 733-2207. ■ Open mic night returns to the Greenback Stage at the Silver Dollar Bar in the Wort Hotel, a half block west of the Town Square on Broadway. Acoustic musicians sign up beginning at 6:30 p.m., music starts at 7:30 p.m. No cover. 733-2190. ■ Bob Stevens plays solo starting at 9 p.m. at the Virginian Saloon, 750 W. Broadway. No cover. 739-9891. ■ The Knotty Pine in Victor, Idaho, hosts its 12 annual KickOff to the Ski Season Party with TGR screening its newest flick, “Lost and Found,” at 9 p.m. outside and Rock Nutz playing raging rock at 10 p.m. inside. $5 at the door. (208) 787-2866. ■ Big Phatty plays modern and classic rock starting at 10 p.m. at 43 North, at the south end of Cache Street. No cover. 733-0043. Theater ■ Off Square Theatre Company presents “Romeo and Juliet” at 7 p.m. at the Center Theater, 250 S. Cache St. The classic work, replete with sword-fighting, continues on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights through Nov. 17. Prices vary with performance day. 733-4900 or www.OffSquare.org. Dance ■ Dancers’ Workshop Friday classes: Pilates Mat Class, all levels, 8:30-9:30 a.m.; Ballet workout, 9:30-10:30 a.m.; Youth Ballroom, 4:30-5:30 p.m.; African Drum 6-7:15 p.m.; Adult Ballroom 7:30-8:30 p.m.; Adult African, 7:30-8:45 p.m. 733-6398. All classes in the Cetner for the Arts, 265 S. Glenwood. $16 drop-in. 733-6398. Kids & Families ■ Kids Club after school program 3-6 p.m. at Jackson and is the title of this year’s pARTners’ conference Nov. 16-17 at the Center for the Arts. Conference includes a Friday evening performance, “The Natives are Restless,” by actress Deneen Frazier Bowen and Saturday workshops on Digital Poetry, Flash Animation, Podcasting and Claymation. $40 or free for teachers and pARTners artists. 733-2565. ■ “Get Your Game On” 7-9 p.m. at the Ordway Auditorium. Teens and ’tweens in grades 6 to 12 enjoy a night of games. Dinner provided. 733-2164 ext. 103. Free. Colter elementary schools. 733-5056. Saturday17 Sports & Recreation ■ Grand Targhee Resort opens for the 2007-08 winter sea- Music ■ The Coyote Brothers play rock ’n’ roll 7:30-11 p.m. at the son (800) TARGHEE or www.grandtarghee.com. Silver Dollar Bar in the Wort Hotel, a half a block off the Town Square on West Broadway. No cover. 733-2190. ■ Kenny Bradberry plays rocking country at 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar, on the west side of the Town Square. 733-2207. ■ Pam Phillips plays piano and sings 6:30-9:30 p.m. in The Granary at Spring Creek Ranch atop East Gros Ventre Butte. No cover. 733-8833. ■ Dark Cheddar plays rock at 10 p.m. at 43 North, at the Mind, Body & Spirit ■ Teton Sangha sits in silent meditation 6-6:45 p.m. at Zendler Chiropractic, 215 Scott Lane. Email [email protected]. Community ■ Writers’ Group meets 6:30-8:30 p.m. in the conference room at the Center for the Arts, 265 S. Glenwood. Bring pieces to share with the group. Free. Everyone welcome. ■ “Connecting with Digital Natives: The Arts and Technology” see Galaxy Calendar page 22 22 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily GALAXYCALENDAR continues south end of Cache Street. No cover. 733-0043. ■ Bob Stevens plays solo at 9 p.m. at the Virginian Saloon, 750 W. Broadway. No cover. 739-9891. ■ Shepherd of the Mountains Lutheran Church, at 750 Seneca Lane, welcomes handbell soloist Jim Dahlgren for its Thanksgiving Worship Service at 5 p.m. Thanksgiving potluck dinner follows. Free. 733-4382. Outdoors ■ The Sierra Club leads a morning cross country ski to Signal Monday19 Mountain. Six easy to moderate miles. Call 690-7161 or email [email protected]. Art ■ Fred Kingwill teaches Intermediate Watercolor 6-9 p.m. Community ■ The 67th annual Fireman’s Ball starts at 7 p.m. at the each Monday through Dec. 10 at the Art Association. $200 or $175 with Art Association membership. 7336379. ■ Jeffry Kaphan teaches Intermediate Silversmithing 6:30-9 p.m. each Monday through Dec. 17 at the Art Association. For a beginners with some experience and intermediate students. $150 or $125 for Art Association members. 733-6379. from Galaxy Calendar page 21 Snow King Center. Drinks, dinner, dancing to live music by Boondocks, silent and live auctions and a great grand prize raffle. Tickets are on sale now: $20 each or $30 for two. 413-2849. Sunday18 Music ■ The Jackson Hole Community Band performs its annual Fall Dance ■ Dancers’ Workshop Pilates Mat Class meets 8:30-9:30 Cal McKitrick signs posters 1-5 p.m. at National Museum of Wildlife Art. 732-5435. a.m. at the Center for the Arts. $16 drop-in. 733-6398. ■ The National Museum of Wildlife Art offers Young at Art 10:30-11:15 a.m. every Monday for toddlers ages 5 and under accompanied by their caregiver. Children learn about art and animals by looking at works in the museum galleries and doing fun hands-on activities. Free for members, $12 per adult for non-members. 732-5435. ■ Kids Club after school program 3-6 p.m. at Jackson and Colter elementary schools. 733-5056. Film ■ The National Museum of Wildlife Art’s Sunday Film Series Sports & Recreation ■ Co-Ed Broomball meeting 7-8 p.m. at the Rec Center. Concert at 3 p.m. in the Center Theater, 250 S. Cache St., with Dennis Reese conducing. A reception will be held after the concert. Free. Visit www.JHCB.org. ■ The Legendary Stage Coach Band plays 6-10 p.m. at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. No cover. 733-4407. Art ■ Wildlife photographer and crime scene investigator continues at 2 p.m. with “The Magic of Wetlands.” Free for members or with admission. 733-5771. Community 739-9025. Classes & Lectures ■ ABE/GED classes 5-8 p.m. every Monday and DORNAN’S The holidays are almost here! Be prepared & book your holiday parties in advance! Pizza & Pasta Co. PIZZA • CALZONES • PASTA • SALADS Open Daily for Lunch 11:30am-3:00pm Dinner 5:00pm-7:00pm Saturday & Sunday Wine Shoppe & Spur Bar OVER 1,600 VARIETIES OF WINE AVAILABLE Open Daily 10:00am-6:00pm Bar 10:00am-6pm Trading Post Grocery Open Daily 8am-6pm Contact Dawn 307.733.2415 Ext. 305 [email protected] WE WILL BE CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC NOV 5 - 30. Gift Shop Open Daily 11am-5pm Spur Cabins LOCATED ON THE BANKS OF THE SNAKE RIVER WITH TETON VIEWS 733-2522 VISIT OUR WEBSITE: WWW.DORNANS.COM FOR UPCOMING EVENTS 733-2415 • Moose, WY (12 mi north of Jackson) www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 23 Wednesday at the Center for the Arts, Room 305. Review sessions for students who want to work on basic writing, composition and grammar skills, and who are interested in testing for the GED placement tests. Drop-ins welcome. Free. 733-7425. Community ■ Teton County Environmental Health and Water Lab offers drinking water tests for bacteria 8 a.m.-5 p.m. every Monday and Tuesday. Call for location or pick-up. $12. 732-8490. ■ Duplicate Bridge Club 5:15-8:45 p.m. every Monday at the meeting room of the Rec Center. Bring a partner. $3. 733-6773. ■ The Teton County Library sells its surplus office and computer equipment by silent auction 10 a.m.-3 p.m. at the Ordway Auditorium. Successful bidders must pick up their items 3-5 p.m. the same day. Nonprofits with a tax ID number may select items that were not bid on 3-5 p.m. and must remove them at that time. Free. 733-2164 ext. 121. Outlying ■ The National Tour of the Broadway show “The Producers” comes to Idaho Falls. Curtain time is 8 p.m. at the Idaho Falls Civic Auditorium. Mel Brooks’ uproarious and irreverent stage production comes complete with catchy music, hysteria and dancing Nazis! $38 and $29. (208) 522-0471. 7 p.m. Behind the West Side Store in the Aspens. $15 dropin. 690-4201. Tuesday20 Classes & Lectures ■ Learn to make a Black Forest cake at Chef’s Club, Music offered by Home Sweet Homemade 5:30-8 p.m. at the Old Pub Restaurant, 4125 S. Hwy. 89. Learn to prepare recipes and bring home a dessert for six. $69 per person. 733-7425. • The Jackson Symphony Orchestra rehearses 7-9 p.m. every Tuesday in the Center of the Arts. 413-0458. • Cowboy Logic plays classic country 7:30-11 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar in the Wort Hotel, a half a block off the Town Square on West Broadway. No cover. 733-2190. Sports & Recreation ■ Teton Yoga Shala offers Ski Fitness and Stretch Yoga 5:30- Health & Fitness ■ The Teton Free Clinic is open 5:30-7:45 p.m. in Dr. Tuesday in Dance Studio 4 at the Center for the Arts, 265 S. Glenwood. All levels encouraged to join. $5 drop-in or $15 for four classes. 203-9067. Richard Sugden’s office in the St. John’s complex. New patients must provide photo ID, copy of rent or utility bill and copy of last pay stub to be eligible. Must live or work in Teton County, be uninsured and meet income requirements. 739-7492. Kids & Families ■ Toddler Swim 10-11:30 a.m. Monday through Friday. Community ■ Teton County Environmental Health and Water Lab offers 739-9025. ■ Little Rollers Tumbling Class gets spinning 2:15-3:15 p.m. each Tuesday in the Rec Center. 739-9025. drinking water tests for bacteria 8 a.m.-5 p.m. every Monday and Tuesday. Call for location or pick-up. $12. 732-8490. —Compiled by Grace Hammond and Aaron Davis Theater ■ Riot Act offers Actors’ Workshops 8-10 p.m. every HEMP FILM FESTIVAL Check these out at your local movie store: HEMP REVOLUTION HEMP, HEMP HOORAY THE BILLION DOLLAR CROP GRASS EMPEROR OF HEMP “the more you learn about it, the more you like it” This is a paid advertisement. 3 FINAL PERFORMANCES Romeo & Juliet by William Shakespeare Thursday, Nov. 15 Friday, Nov. 16 Saturday, Nov. 17 SHOWTIME: 7PM 307.734.4684 Fax 307.733.8609 Monday - Friday 9-6 Saturday 9-4 3510 South Park Drive Jackson, WY 83001 PO Box 7438 Jackson, WY 83002 Timeless, provacative and exciting. Sword fighting too! 10% off* your wine & spirit purchase at Jackson Whole Grocer *when you show your ticket stub for Romeo & Juliet. Call Center for the Arts Box Office 307.733.4900 offsquare.org Seasonal Sponsor 24 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily DININGGUIDE Lunch ~ Daily at 11:30am Dinner ~ Nightly at 5:30pm Billy’s open daily at 11:30am Happy Hour 5-7pm nightly: 2 for 1 Drinks (In the bar) On the Town Square 733-3279 Lucas Gilman Photography Open nightly at 5:30 p.m. American Continental PETE’S GRAND BAR AND GRILL Come for the Food and Brew, stay for the view. Featuring fresh and tasty Grand American Cuisine, including our Grand Steaks, handmade House Burgers, Grilled Chicken, Grand Salmon and Trout, fresh veggies, sweet potato fries, Grand Chicken Fingers, Salads, Desserts, and other Grand Goodies. Relax on our DECK overlooking the Valley and the Mountains. Lunch and Dinner Daily. 3 miles south of town on Hwy 89., 7334398. 43 NORTH Serving dinner seven nights a week at the base of Snow King. Happy hour specials begin at 5 p.m. Cozy pub atmosphere and great selection of whiskies. Live music four nights a week. 645 S. Cache, 733-0043. Asian & Sushi THE BLUE LION A Jackson Hole favorite. Offering the finest in creative cuisine. Join us in the charming atmosphere of a refurbished older home. Ask a local about our rack of lamb. Also serving fresh fish, elk, poultry, steaks and vegetarian entreés. Open nightly at 6:00 p.m. Join us for our off-season special: 20% off your entire bill all night with coupon (see page 32) Reservations recommended. 160 N. Millward, 733-3912. BON APPE THAI Lunch served from 11 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Dinner starting at 5 p.m. Closed for lunch on Sundays. Take-Out and Delivery Available. Walk-ins welcome. Reservations recommended. Across from the old post office. 245 Pearl, 734-0245. KOSHU WINE BAR Koshu serves an everchanging menu of contemporary pan-Asian cuisine, delicious cocktails and a variety of wines by the glass. The Jackson Hole Wine Company is just outside our door with hundreds of great wines from which to choose. Open nightly at 6 p.m. 733-5283. SHOGUN SUSHI Serving lunch and dinner 7 days a week. Mon - Fri 11 a.m. - 10 p.m. or later. Sat - Sun 5 p.m. - 10 p.m. or later. Take out or Delivery. 265 W. Broadway, 7339168. NIKAI Jackson Hole’s favorite sushi bar offers the finest delicacies from both land and sea. Featuring innovative sushi & sashimi as well as a creative asian inspired grill menu. Full service bar specializes in tropical cocktails & offers unique fine sake & wine lists. 225 N. Cache. Reservations recommended, 734-6490. THAI ME UP Authentic Thai dishes including coconut chicken lemongrass soup, drunken noodle and coconut milk curries. Full bar and children’s menu. 75 E. Pearl, parking behind restaurant. Serving Lunch, Mon. - Fri. 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.; Dinner, 5:30 p.m. - close, Mon. - Sat. Closed Sundays. Take-out available, 733-0005. Closed on Sunday and Monday HAPPY HOUR 2 for 1 drinks 5:30-6:30 p.m. and 8:00-9:00 p.m. Closed Tuesdays BURKE’S Sample our superior steaks, chops, and innovative fish, game and fowl dishes in this historic renovated building. Reservations recommended; smoke-free atmosphere. Closed until 12/6/07. DORNAN’S PIZZA & PASTA CO. Gourmet pizzas, homemade soups, pasta, sandwiches and salads. Enjoy a relaxing lunch while sitting along the Snake River enjoying the fabulous view of the Tetons. 12 miles north of Jackson in Grand Teton National Park at Moose, Wyoming, 733-2415. THE GRANARY Overlooking the magnificent Teton Range, offers a casual yet elegant atmosphere. Specialties include elk, Rocky Mountain trout and fresh seafood flown in from Hawaii. Award-winning wine list. Nightly happy hour specials from 4-7 p.m. Jazz Night is on Fridays from 7-10 p.m. and Pam Drews Phillips plays on Saturdays from 6:30-9:30 p.m. An unforgettable dining experience equaled only by the view. Serving Breakfast, lunch & dinner 7 days a week. Reservations suggested. Spring Creek Ranch, 732-8112. HORSE CREEK STATION Wyoming’s finest smokehouse BBQ. Nightly specials: Tuesdays - Taco nite; Wednesdays Spaghetti nite; and Thursdays - full rack of ribs at half-rack price. Dinner starting at 5:30 p.m.. Closed Monday. Smoke free environment. Located at Hoback Junction. 733-0810. pecial Local’s S ugh November ro th ’s ntree 2 for 1 E 307.739.0700 SHOGUN S . U . S . H . I OPEN FOR LUNCH & DINNER -Reservations- Try our Thai Lunch Express from 11:00am - 2:30pm Authentic THAI Dinner Daily Doors Open at 5:00pm Mon - Sat: 11am-10pm (last seating) 20% OFF ALL SUSHI ITEMS MENTION THIS AD FOR DISCOUNT • Good thru November • Dine-in Only 733-9168 Take-Out Available Reservations Recommended Walk-ins Welcome 245 W. Pearl Ave. (across from the old Post Office) 734-0245 265 W. BROADWAY (next to Mountunes) Open M-F 3pm, SAT 1pm & SUN 11am Friday Ladies Night $1.00 Vodka Drinks New Game Room 3 Regulation, Vintage Pool Tables Selected Food Service Full Kitchen Open Soon Saturday’s College Football Drink Specials Sunday’s Pro Football Bloody Mary Specials $1.00 Bud Drafts - Always At Pub Place Centre on Hwy 89 4 miles south of Jackson www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 25 BO O HOLK YOUR PAR IDAY T NOWIES ! NIGHTLY SPECIALS: 385 W. Broadway, Jackson Authentic Mexican Cuisine (307) 733-1207 OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK 11am to 10pm Tuesday: Taco Nite Wednesday: Spaghetti Nite Thursday: Full Rack of Ribs at 1/2 Rack Price •••••••••••••••••• Dinner starting at 5:30pm • Dark on Mondays Located at Hoback Junction • 733-0810 LUNCHEON COMBINATION Monday-Friday 11am-3pm ~Smokefree Environment~ FULL BAR Stop by one of America’s most award winning micro-breweries and get the freshest beer in the valley, right from the source. Don’t forget to check out some of our tasty new menu items. HOME OF THE ORIGINAL JUMBO MARGARITA LARGE SELECTION OF MEXICAN BEERS DINNER SPECIALS Abuelito’s Special Jumbo prawns cooked with mushrooms, sautéed in a tasty sour cream sauce Sopa Sieta Mares Delicious soup made with fresh fish, shrimp, octopus, crab legs, clams and scallops $7 LUNCH • HAPPY HOUR 4-6pm Open 7 days a week 11:30am until midnight. Families welcome. 265 S. Millward Q ROADHOUSE BARBEQUE From the people that brought you Rendezvous Bistro, “Q”, on Teton Village Road, serves up a variety of Roadhouse fare. Menu items include; Blackened Catfish, Shrimp Jambalaya, a variety of fresh salads, Turkey Meatloaf, Organic “Chicken Fried” Chicken, Steaks, BBQ Ribs, Pulled Pork & Beef Brisket. Extensive wine list and full bar available. Open Nightly 5:30pm. Closed Tuesdays. Call for reservations. 739-0700. RENDEZVOUS BISTRO The Bistro offers something for everyone including salads, sandwiches & daily plate specials. Our Raw Bar features oysters on the half shell, tuna tartare and oyster shooters. Appetizers include mussels, gnocchi, grilled octopus, steak tartare and more. The entree selection ranges from traditional bistro Fish & Chips, Meatloaf, Veal Marsala & Coq au Vin to many other selections including fresh seasonal seafood, pasta & steaks. Open Tuesday Saturday at 5:30 p.m. Reservations are recommended but walk-ins are always welcome. Located at 380 S. Hwy 89 / Broadway right next to Albertson’s, 739-1100. 739-2337 McDonald’s® November “LOCALS SPECIAL” Get a Double Cheeseburger, Medium Fries and Medium Soft Drink for only $3.59 + tax during the month of November. DININGGUIDE ONLY $ 359 + tax ROUTE 89 SMOKEHOUSE DINER Delicious breakfasts from homemade French Toast to Chicken Fried Steak or Corned Beef Hash and Eggs! Our extensive lunch and dinner menus offer a variety of BBQ and in-house smoked meats. Juicy burgers and lunch specials. Locals, don't forget your discount! Open 7 days a week from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m. 455 N. Cache, across from the visitors center. Kids’ menu and full bar available, 733-2492. SNAKE RIVER BREWERY & RESTAURANT America’s most award-winning microbrewery is serving lunch and dinner. Enjoy the atmosphere while dining on delicious woodfired pizzas, pastas, sandwiches, soups, sal- Home of the “BIG PIG MARG” ads and desserts. Happy Hour from 4-6 with $1 giant soft pretzels, $2.50 pints and $3 nachos. So stop by the Brew Pub to get the freshest beer in the valley, right from the source. Free WiFi. Open 11:30 a.m. - midnight. 265 S. Millward. 739-2337. SNAKE RIVER GRILL We are approaching our 15th anniversary! A local’s favorite. Whether you stop by for a pizza and beer, or enjoy our celebrated menu of American and International fare and our huge wine list, you will be pleased by Jackson’s most beautiful restaurant and as stated in The Wine Spectator, the “best!” in town! Open nightly at 5:30 p.m. On the Town Square, 733-0557. STIEGLER’S AUSTRIAN RESTAURANT & COPPER BAR Since 1983, host Peter Stiegler has offered guests classically prepared Austrian and Continental favorites served in the cozy ambience of an alpine home. Serving dinner Wednesday-Sunday, 5-9:30 p.m. At the Aspens on Teton Village Road, 733-1071. SWEETWATER RESTAURANT Satisfying locals for lunch and dinner for nearly 30 years with deliciously affordable comfort food. Award winning wine list. Lunch 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. Corner of King & Pearl, 733-3553. TRIO An American Bistro started by three chefs with innovative flair! Seasonal and weekly specials. One block off the town square. Dinner nightly at 5:30 p.m. 45 S. Glenwood, 734-8038. www.bistrotrio.com. Coffee House/Internet Cafe HARD DRIVE CAFE Internet Access: our computers or yours. Organic espressos. Soup, salad, panini, wraps, philly cheesesteak. Open Mon - Sat 5:45 am - 10 pm, see Dining Guide page 26 A Specialty Grocer & Delicatessen 32oz of pleasure Since 1969 1110 W. Broadway Open daily 5:00am - Midnight. FREE WI-FI WITH PURCHASE Come in today for a Hot, Tasty Deal at your Jackson Hole McDonald’s® ~2 FOR 1 FAJITAS~ 945 W. Broadway • Jackson, WY 83001• (307) 732-CHEF (Chicken Only • Dine-in Only • Valid 11/07 - 12/07) •••••••••••••••••• 2 FOR 1 HOUSE MARGARITAS Everyday from 5-7pm (307) 733-2966 North of the Town Square in Downtown Jackson See FOOD NEWS Page 27 26 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily DININGGUIDE from Dining Guide page 25 Sun 5:45 am - 2 pm. 1110 Maple Way, across from the new post office, 733-5282. www.hardrivecafe.biz. Personal chef, exclusive in house dining, shopping and detailed party planning services. We provide the valley with quality cuisine in the comfort of your home. Intimate coursed meals, wine pairing, cocktail parties or easy to heat family-style meals. Whatever the occasion Cuisine Artiste provides professional culinary service. en. Huge margs in 10 flavors. Complimentary chips and salsa. One block north of the square. 160 N. Cache, 7332966. Let us do the cooking this holiday! WWW.CUISINEARTISTE.COM JACKSON HOLE ROASTERS prides itself on procuring, roasting and serving the finest coffee in the world, including organic, fair trade, bird-friendly, and so on! Located just off the historic town square in Jackson, Wyoming, we roast on the premises and ship worldwide. When you come to our shop be sure to try a cup made from The Clover, our new one-cup brewing system designed to give you the freshest, best tasting coffee possible. Open M-F 7:00a.m. to 6:00p.m. Saturdays 9:00a.m. to whenever we feel like closing. 165 E. Broadway (307) 690-8065. PEARL STREET BAGELS Open daily 6:30 a.m. - 6 p.m. Two locations to serve you. In Jackson 145 W. Pearl, 739-1218. In Wilson on Ida Lane, 739-1261. Mexican EL ABUELITO Authentic Mexican Cuisine. Home of the original Jumbo Margarita. Featuring a full bar with a large selection of Mexican beers. Open 7 days a week from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. 385 W. Broadway, 733-1207. THE MERRY PIGLETS Voted Best Salsa in Jackson! Jackson’s oldest and most rockin’ Mexican restaurant. Choose from over 10 salsas and sauces, Tex-Mex plates, including enchiladas, rellenos, mesquite-grilled fajitas, salads, wraps and fire-roasted chick- PICA’S Fresh and colorful Mexican cuisine made to order. Great homemade chips and salsas and dangerous margs. Ask about our party platters and catering. Visit our Wilson location at the Stagecoach Bar, 734-4457. OFF SEASON SPECIAL Take-out BACKCOUNTRY PROVISIONS Jackson’s newest deli! Serving up the finest imported and domestic meats and cheeses. 50 W. Deloney Street, 734-9420. Q ROADHOUSE BARBEQUE From the people that brought you Rendezvous Bistro, “Q”, on Teton Village Road, serves up a variety of Roadhouse fare. Menu items include; Blackened Catfish, Shrimp Jambalaya, a variety of fresh salads, Turkey Meatloaf, Organic “Chicken Fried” Chicken, Steaks, BBQ Ribs, Pulled Pork & Beef Brisket. Extensive wine list and full bar available. Open Nightly 5:30pm. Call for reservations. 739-0700. TO BE INCLUDED IN OUR DINING GUIDE IN PRINT AND ONLINE, PLEASE CALL THE PLANET SALES TEAM AT 732.0299. [email protected] DINNER NIGHTLY AT 6:00 PM 20% OFF ENTIRE BILL 733-3912 160 N. Millward GOOD ALL NIGHT Dinner starts at 6:00pm NIGHTLY Closed Tuesdays until Ski Season Please present coupon to server when ordering. Coupon Expires December 20. • Reservations Recommended • 18% gratuity may be added to your bill prior to discount. 733-0557 On the Town Square in Jackson Old Time Family Dining Serving Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner 6am to 10pm AWESOME LUNCH SPECIALS Locals Receive a 10% Discount 733.2492 455 N. Cache Across from the Visitors Center on Hwy 89 Long lines are gone and the SOUP’S ON! TRY our Soup & 1/2 Sandwich Special CERTIFIED ORGANIC COFFEE ROASTERS PHONE (307) 690.7346 Serving up the finest imported and domestic meats and cheeses this side of the Continental Divide! Owned and operated by three local chefs with a passion for good food. Trio features a variety of cuisines in a relaxed atmosphere. We are known for our wood-oven pizzas and entrees, daily fish and game specials and a variety of specialty drinks. Enjoy a cocktail at the Bar under the barrel-vaulted ceilings in front of the open kitchen. Open for Dinner nightly at 5:30pm Located off the town square at 45 S. Glenwood 50 WEST DELONEY • TOWN SQUARE • JACKSON 307-734-9420 • (F) 307-734-9430 • BackcountryProvisions.com Offering the Clover Single-cup brew, the best & freshest cup of coffee you will ever have! Available for private events & catering For reservations 734-8038 DON’T FORGET... LOCALS RECEIVE Eat it, it’s good! LUNCH: 11:30am-2:30pm M-F DINNER: 5:30pm-Close M-S CLOSED: Sundays LUNCH AND DINNER DINE IN • CARRY-OUT • DELIVERY 10% Off Your Entire Bill Dine-in dinner only Must present valid local i.d. Under New Ownership • Garden Seating - Weather Permitting Have You Tried The New Thai Me Up? (307)690-8065 165 E. Broadway • Jackson, WY 83001 75 E. Pearl • 307.733.0005 www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 27 FOODNEWS Home Sweet Homemade now offering dinners to take out By Ben Cannon Carl Mason began learning to cook when, at the age of 12, he tired of eating at the Dairy Queen where his mother often took him. This did not mean Mason would scorn his central Texas upbringing. At the helm of Home Sweet Homemade, a venture he founded along with The Refuge - a job training program for high school students - Mason is now steering his food service company to become a fully operating restaurant. He hopes it will not only feed families and a lunch and dinner crowd, but also will fund the instructive program he founded and will continue. Recently relocated next to Pete’s Grand Bar & Grill (4125 S. US Hwy. 89), Home Sweet Homemade currently operates as a take-out service. On a recent visit, the smoky smells of white bean and ham soup wafted from a simmering pot. From the kitchen, flaky peach turnovers the size of calzones came piping hot from the oven. A small team prepared for the following day’s lunch and readied some dishes for dinner, based on a dinner menu that will expand once the dining room opens shortly after Thanksgiving. “This is a hearty, home-style food,” said Mason, leaning over the wood and glass counters filled with breads and pastries. “Everything is from scratch here – there’s nothing from a can or a box.” Home Sweet Homemade first made its name with the cookies and brownies it has supplied wholesale to local markets over the last few years. Before, the kitchen’s eclectic mix of students, volunteers (including chefs from Amangani and the Granary) and staff focused strictly on baked goods. Now it resembles a plate lunch spot in the South like the catererstyle cafes found in old white houses turned restaurants. The menu will change monthly and will offer a variety of salads, soups, sandwiches, entrees and desserts, with many recipes gourmet reinterpreting classic, family-style foods, like herb roasted chicken with mashed potatoes and cream gravy, sweet pea and artichoke lasagna, polenta soufflé with mushroom cream sauce. All for well under $10. For a Thanksgiving dinner, Home Sweet Homemade will offer a set dinner and appetizer take-out options. One includes a lemon herb-roasted turkey, sage and honey cornbread dressing, sweet potato biscuits, and apple butter pumpkin pie. Mason recently opened a to-go counter in the Powderhorn Mall (970 W. Broadway) that will offer both baked goods and hot foods as Home Sweet Homemade settles into its expansion. Contact Mason at Home Sweet Homemade at 734-1568. FOOD FUEL CLOTHING SHELTER PAPER Everything in your house except for the glass and steel. Find out more with HEMP, HEMP, HOORAY at your local video store. This is a paid advertisement. Rexburg 208-656-0555 Jackson Idaho Falls 307-734-9415 208-557-5200 Terrific Thanksgiving Tabletop … and more decorative ideas Mon.-Sat. 10:00am-6:30pm Closed Sunday 500 S. Highway 89 • K-mart Plaza, Jackson (307) 733-2427 al ti tude • • coffee INFORMATION FOR ALL MEETING AGENDAS AND MINUTES WEEKLY CALENDARS # JOB OPENINGS • • • • All Organic Fair Trade Certified Punch Card Special: Buy 5, Get 1 Free Also Serving Green Tea Infused Fruit Smoothies 48 East Broadway • On the Town Square • 307.733.4719 SOLICITATIONS FOR BIDS PUBLIC NOTICES, AND OTHER VALUABLE INFORMATION VISIT OUR WEBSITE W W W .T E T O N W Y O .O R G The public meeting agendas and minutes for the Board of County Commissioners and Planning Commission can also be found in the Public Notices section of the JH News and Guide. 28 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily Aaron Davis and Richard Anderson With members ranging in age from their teens to their 80s, the Jackson Hole Community Band is all about community service. The 30-plus-member ensemble plays its annual Fall Concert, one of a handful of free concerts offered throughout the year, at 3 p.m. on Sunday at the Center for the Arts. On the program are “America, the Beautiful,” an arrangement of Dvorak’s Jackson Hole Community Band “Slavonic Dances,” “Sleigh Ride” by Leroy Anderson and a half dozen others. A complete program and a list of band members can be found online at www.JHCB.org. Call the Center at 734-8956 for more details. ■ The Knotty Pine’s 12th annual Kick-Off to Ski Season Party is on Friday. Teton Gravity Research gets revelers in the spirit with a screening of their new ski film “Lost and Found” at 9 p.m. outside the downtown Victor, Idaho, bar. After a ritualistic Burning of the Ski, hard rockin’ Teton Valley trio Rock Nutz will take over around 10 p.m. Tickets are $5 at the door. For more, call the Knotty at (208) 787-2866. ■ As you probably were aware, the Jackson Hole Hootenanny, the valley’s mostly THEGOODS weekly all-acoustic open stage, is on break for the off-season. When it resumes, on Dec. 10, it will be back at Dornan’s in Moose, where the venerable mini folk-fest got started in ’93 or so. Back in the early years, the Hoot attracted a handful of local folk, blues, bluegrass and country singers and songwriters and their diehard fans. It didn’t take long, however, for the Monday night tradition to become so popular that Dornan’s, with a seating capacity of maybe 100, just couldn’t accommodate it. A decade ago, the Hoot found a new home in the Lodge Room at Snow King Center, where it has continued to thrive, grow and, in recent years, welcome such acoustic luminaries as the Reeltime Travelers, Beth McIntosh, Ben Winship, Phil Round, Anne and Pete Sibley and many others. Still, there was always something about Dornan’s, especially at winter: the isolation, the intimacy, the great sound. Many a star has been wowed by the tiny stage and appreciative audience of listeners there. The JH Hootenanny resumes Dec. 10 with a featured set by Peter “Chanman” Chandler and continues at Dornan’s through March 2008. Call Dornan’s at 733-2415, ext. 200. ■ Open Mic Night returns to the Greenback Stage in the Silver Dollar Bar, in the Wort Hotel, for one night, starting at 7:30 p.m. on Friday. Acoustic musicians are invited to play three songs. Sign-up starts at 6:30. As usual, there’s no cover. Call the bar at 733-2190. OTHERFUNSTUFF Making musicians It’s commonly held that teenagers are incapable of appreciating classical music. Barbara Scowcroft will tell you otherwise. For the past seven falls, the veteran violinist of the Grand Teton Music Festival has traveled to Jackson Hole and Star Valley to work with seventh- and eighth-grade string students. Three days of intensive work culminates in a public performance. “What is really beautiful for me is when young musicians get it,” she said from her home in Salt Lake City. Audiences will have a chance to witness such ah-ha moments when StringFest 2007 brings up to 40 young musicians to Walk Hall at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday. Admission is free and all are welcome. Call 733-3050 ext. 109 for more details about StringFest and other GTMF outreach projects. Great ball of fire It used to be you came to their ball and they’d come to your fire. Nowadays, the Jackson Fire/EMS department will come to whatever emergency they’re called to, and you, of course, are welcome to party at their annual ball. The 67th annual Fireman’s Ball starts at 7 p.m. on Saturday at Snow King Center. In addition to live music by local folks Boondocks, with guest mando man Ben Winship, there’ll be PERSONALIZE YOUR GREETING CARD THIS YEAR drinks, dinner, silent auctions and the usual awesome grand raffle prize: a Polaris 600RMK with a custom painted-hood. Tickets are $20 per person, $30 for two and available from any member of the department. Call 4132849 for other details. Arts partner with technology These days, there are two types of people: “digital natives,” those born in the computer age and thus navigate the electronic universe like an eagle working a thermal, and the rest of us old farts. This Friday and Saturday, pARTners, the valley nonprofit that helps teachers use the arts to teach their curriculum, hosts its annual fall conference, “ Connecting with Digital Natives: The Arts & Technology .” The conference will host a performance by Wilson resident and educator Deneen Frazier Bowen called “The Natives Are Restless.” Admission to the 7 p.m. performance on Friday at the National Museum of Wildlife Art is free (though donations will be welcomed) and open to all. Tuition for the two-day conference is $40 or free for teachers and partners members. For more information, call 733-2565 or email [email protected]. For more on Bowen, visit www.ActWith.com. ADOPTION A beautiful way to build a family NOVEMBER IS NATIONAL ADOPTION MONTH 10% Discount if you order before Thanksgiving (Nov. 22) 307.733.9250 970 W. Broadway, Powderhorn Mall M-F 8-6 SAT 9-5 The UPS Store 307.733.7110 3465 N. Pines Way, West Bank Center M-F 10-4:30 SAT 10-12 “A time to celebrate!” Paid for by the Crisis Pregnancy Center of Jackson Hole www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 29 ARTBEAT Kate Balog Woodhouse documents life at Brew Pub; Center, Miso Hungry, Ciao, PSB hang new shows Artist Tom Woodhouse opened his show Thursday night at the Brew Pub with a small group of friends and a few pitchers of beer. The party could have been much larger, but it was barely publicized. Marketing himself does not rank high on Woodhouse’s list of priorities. In fact, at this point in his life, that list has one entry: produce art. Woodhouse is often described as that guy at the Brew Pub who sketches on coasters. It’s interesting for many to see the end result of his voyeuristic pursuit hanging on the walls. The patrons and servers he draws are an essential part of his current study of “the energy created by people, their interactions and movement,” which he eventually captures in acrylic on canvas. He first sketches scenes in pen and ink on coasters or in small books. He later transforms the best ones into larger paintings. The challenge for him has been retaining the spontaneity of the scene, which he feared was lost from the translation of the gesture drawing onto a larger canvas, in paint, in another studio. After a few years of practice, he says, “I feel that I’ve finally succeeded in bringing time and place together.” He does not think about what he is drawing. He reacts to the scene in front of him – sometimes outstretched, reaching arms and hand and sometimes breasts. Why the occasional abstract breast image? “Have you ever gone out here at night? They are out there. I draw what is in front of me. The work is honest.” His subject matter at the moment is the same as it was in college, but the practice and experience show a transcendence of style. Figures are much less detailed than before; they are now elongated with abstract faces. His palette has become darker and more muted, partly because he has switched from neon ink dye-based paint to earthtoned mineral-based paint. He also experiments with size, painting murals and coasters. Once he feels there is nothing more to learn from this cycle, he plans to return to woodcut prints for a while. Before this current cycle, Woodhouse painted abstract landscapes with rich color blocks and his trademark crop circle “donuts.” He used to paint in oils, but switched to acrylics. “The two are completely different, certainly in terms of color. I had to re-learn how to paint with acrylics.” Woodhouse grew up in Michigan in a large, close-knit family, threw pots in high Tom Woodhouse hangs out, hangs art at the Brew Pub. school, and a t t e n d e d Kendall School of Design as a print- for art’s sake, not for commissions and making major. He spent summers in portraits, whose risks paved the way Jackson Hole since 1982 and finally for future artists by giving them permismoved here to work at Wilderness sion to experiment. At the moment, his Ventures, a travel program for teens in work is not accepted by the Jackson the summer. He moved here perma- old guard. It has too much energy and youthfulness and perhaps reminds nently in 1990. A few years ago, he stopped teach- them of graffiti. Right now, he only ing at the Center for the Arts and the shows at Teton Art Lab – and the Brew Wildlife Museum and systematically lib- Pub. He will not change his art for erated himself from all responsibilities more acceptance, but he will change so he could focus entirely on his art. his prices. The smaller pieces at his Now, he spends most of his day in his show are listed under $200, far less studio and leaves only to eat and to than their value, but he does have to sketch. A studio at Center of the Arts pay his rent, after all. See his work at The Snake River prevents him from slipping into total isolation. Other artists drop by often to Brew Pub, 265 S. Millard, and look out for the man in the corner who just discuss and critique his work. “I have enough confidence in my might be sketching you. ■ ability, and I’ve been doing this for so In the next week, four artists’ receplong that I can edit the criticism. Some people like it and some don’t. tions are scheduled in the area. On Thursday, Miso Hungry, at 165 That’s fine.” His style is influenced by American N. Main St. in Driggs, Idaho, will presmodernists, Picasso and Basquiat. He ent Sarah Lott. Lott graduated from St. credits the renegades who created art Lawrence University with a degree in see ART BEAT page 30 Art Galleries Artspace Gallery/Art Association 240 S. Glenwood ■ 733-6379 A Horse of a Different Color 60 E. Broadway ■ 734-9603 A Touch of Class 10 W. Broadway ■ 733-3168 Astoria Fine Art 35 E. Deloney ■ 733-4016 Buffalo Trail Gallery 98 Center Street ■ 734-6904 Brookover Gallery 125 N. Cache Street ■ 732-3988 Caswell Gallery & Sculpture Garden 145 E. Broadway ■ 734-2660 Cayuse Western Americana 255 N. Glenwood ■ 739-1940 Center Street Gallery 30 Center Street ■ 733-1115 Craft Gallery 50 King Street ■ 734-2747 Davies Reid On the Town Square ■ 739-1009 DiTomasso Galleries 172 Center Street ■ 734-9677 Fay Gallery Teton Village Road ■ 739-1006 Fighting Bear Antiques 375 S. Cache ■ 733-2669 Galleries West Fine Art 70 S. Glenwood ■ 733-4412 260 N. Cache ■ 733-4525 Gros Ventre Gallery Heriz Rug Co. 120 W. Pearl ■ 733-3388 Horizon Fine Art 165 N. Center ■ 739-1540 Images of Nature Gallery 170 N. Cache ■ 733-9752 Images West 98 E. Little Ave., Driggs ■ 208-354-3545 Jack Dennis Wyoming Gallery Town Square ■ 733-7548 Jeff Grainger Workshop 335 N. Glenwood ■ 734-0029 Legacy Gallery Town Square ■ 733-2353 Lyndsay McCandless Contemporary 130 S. Jackson St ■ 734-0649 Meyer Milagros Gallery 155 Center Street ■ 733-0905 Mountain Trails Gallery 150 Center Street ■ 734-8150 Muse Gallery/Art of Framing 745 W. Broadway ■ 733-0555 National Museum of Wildlife Art 3 miles north of Jackson ■ 733-5771 Oswald Gallery 165 N. Center Street ■ 734-8100 Robert Dean Collection 172 Center ■ 733-9290 Rivertime Designs 98 E. Little Ave., Driggs ■ 208-351-2045 Schmidt’s Custom Framing 890 S. Hwy. 89 ■ 733-2306 Shadow Mountain Gallery 10 W. Broadway ■ 733-3162 Trailside Galleries Town Square ■ 733-3186 Trio Fine Art 545 N. Cache ■ 734-4444 West Lives On 74 Glenwood ■ 734-2888 Wilcox Gallery North of town on Cache ■ 733-6450 Wild by Nature Photography 95 W. Deloney ■ 733-8877 Wild Exposures Gallery - Photography 60 E. Broadway ■ 739-1777 Wild Hands – Art for Living 70 S. Glenwood / 265 W. Pearl ■ 733-4619 30 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily from ART BEAT page 29 fine arts, anthropology and African studies, and from the Rocky Mountain School of Photography in Missoula. Now she lives in Victor. The focus for her show is the natural world and the way one “sees” it. “For my most recent set of black-andwhites, the apple tree in January series, I have been inspired by my own eyesight, which is poor without my glasses,” she said. Her poor vision inspired her to experiment with small depth of fields and grainy high-speed film – techniques that show how she would see the world without the aid of her contacts. She shoots entirely with film, and participates in the entire process, from loading her camera to developing her film. Lott’s control over the process has allowed her to perfect a special technique that results in an image like a watercolor painting. She primarily shoots with a macro lens to create Polaroid transfers. The transparencies are projected onto Polaroid film through the use of a Daylab, a machine that acts as a miniature enlarger. Then she uses either a wet or dry transfer process. Her reception will run 6-8 p.m. and members, explores the interaction of disciplines on paper such as drawing, painting, printmaking, collage, mixed-media and paper-based sculpture. Twentysix works by 14 artists were selected, among them Eliot Goss, Jennifer Landgraf and Jocelyn Slack. The winners will be chosen this week and labeled for the Lago de Atitlan, Guatemala; Sarah Lott opening. hang through the new year. Call Miso The Farm Security Administration Hungry at (208) 354-8015. You can started in 1935 as part of the New Deal also see her work at Ciao Gallery in and is famous today for the highly influVictor. ential photography program that realisti■ cally portrayed the challenges of rural Three shows open at Center for the poverty during the Great Depression. Arts on Friday: “ Making a Mark: Photographers Walker Evans, Dorothea Works on Paper ,” “ Documenting Lange, Gordon Parks, Arthur Rothstein, America: The Farm Security Marion Post Walcott and Russell Lee Administration Photographs ” and were some of the photographers and “ Central Wyoming Faculty Exhibit .” writers hired to travel America to docu“Making a Mark: Works on Paper,” a ment the American farmer. The juried competition for Art Association Information Division of the FSA was responsible for providing educational materials and press information to the public between 1935 and 1944. The Library of Congress presently houses the collection of 160,000 photographs. The work in “Documenting America: The Farm Security Administration Photographs” was selected from this collection. And finally, Central Wyoming College instructors from around the state will display their work in the lobby. One big reception for all three shows will take place 5:30-7:30 p.m. on Friday at The Center for the Arts, 264 S. Glenwood. Call the Art Association at 733-6379 for more details. ■ Also, 6-9 p.m. on Saturday, Ciao Gallery at 145 N. Main St. in Victor, Idaho, presents “A Trio” with works by Benji Pierson, Anika Youcha and Jesse Brown. The reception with food, wine and music will be followed at 9:30 p.m. by the “Triple Threat” party with kegs, DJs, dancing and door prizes. (208)787-4841. And finally, 7-9 p.m. on Tuesday at Pearl Street Bagels, 145 W. Pearl Ave., Thomas Bradshaw will show his plein air paintings. His work will go up on Friday. 739-1218. 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An initiative of Lilly, the International Diabetes Federation and the American Diabetes Association, the Inspired by Diabetes competition is raising awareness of this disease. The spirit of the competition is to bring families and people with diabetes together to raise awareness of the global burden, and to draw particular attention to people who do not have the resources they need to fight the disease. “I grew up in a family with 23 members who lived – and died – with this disease,” said Darlene Cain, Chair of the Board, American Diabetes Association. “I know how every single day with diabetes can be a new challenge. I have witnessed the ups and downs of diabetes firsthand and have seen the courage and strength it takes to live with this disease.” When you enter the contest, you will receive two “blue circle” diabetes pins, the global symbol for diabetes. For each set of pins distributed, $1 will be donated to the International Diabetes Federation’s Life for a Child Program, which provides diabetes care for children in developing nations. Children and adults with diabetes, and their family members and friends, are encouraged to enter the contest. Healthcare professionals are also invited to enter. The entry deadline is January 31, 2008. To learn more about the Inspired by Diabetes campaign and how to enter the Creative Expression Competition, visit: www.InspiredByDiabetes.com. St. John’s Medical Center’s diabetes education team is a local resource that can provide you with the tools and selfconfidence to control diabetes. For more information about Diabetes SelfManagement Education, call Maureen Molinari at 739-7678 or Catherine Cullinane at 739-7620. There is also a Type 1 Diabetes Support Group, which meets at 6 p.m. on second Monday of each month at the Teton County Library. Gift of a lifetime By becoming more physically active, people of all ages and physical activity levels can expect to receive such “gifts” as increased energy, better health, reduced stress and depression, improved appearance, increased selfconfidence and a greater sense of well-being. To enrich your health in other ways, here are some additional tips from the American Heart Association. They are suggested as healthy and even timesaving, convenient replacements. ■ Jump start your day. A healthy breakfast energizes the brain and body. Try whole-wheat toast with 100 percent fruit spread, portable fruit like an apple, a low-fat granola bar, 100 percent fruit juice, or low-fat yogurt. ■ Snack smart. How about a oneounce handful of almonds, low-fat cottage cheese and fruit, or calcium-rich low-fat frozen yogurt? ■ Protein rich, plant-based foods are not only satisfying and versatile, they’re heart-healthy, too. Use roasted, ground almonds as a nutritious “breading” for seafood, poultry or lean pork, or as “breadcrumbs” on a casserole. ■ Healthy recipe substitutions. Enhance flavor by using olive oil and canola oil instead of butter and rich evaporated skim milk instead of heavy cream. Flavorful, low-sodium broths and good-quality herbs and spices add flavor too. Replace salt with salt-free seasoning blends. Try grated lemon zest and fresh ginger for zing. ■ Get moving early in the day. Physical activity improves fitness, enhances energy levels and promotes a positive state of mind. ■ Keep lean while you clean. Tackle cleaning projects while listening to lively music. Squat and reach a little farther when mopping, dusting and sweeping to work different muscle groups. ■ Save money with a little old-fashioned work. Walk to a nearby store for milk or to the post office for stamps. Do your own chores instead of hiring help. For more, visit www.AmericanHeart.org. 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Broadway • Jackson, WY JANRIC CLASSIC SUDOKU © 2007 Janric Enterprises Dist. by Creators Syndicate Inc. Ra Rating: BRONZE Fill in the blank cells using numbers 1 to 9. Each number can appear only once in each row, column, and 3x3 block. Use logic and process of elimination to solve the puzzle. The difficulty level ranges from Bronze (easiest) to Silver to Gold (hardest). Answers on page 37. 11/12/07 CRYPTOQUOTE AXYDLBAAXR is LONGFELLOW One letter stands for another. In this sample, A is used for the three L’s, X for the two O’s, etc. Single letters, apostrophes, the length and formation of the words are all hints. Each day the code letters are different. (Y GV Z D EVQA AVWDLEDQ) QOPD YGD ULEDQ KVWDQZ ... ZGVRKN B YVBUPÕZ GRD JQODANZ OA — DLEKDL VJ UAN YQRD. — E O QY G ZYV A D QGXLDZ Cryptoquote answers on page 37 ACROSS 1 Doll 6 Its birthstone is the diamond: Abbr. 9 “When I was __ ...”: G&S song lyric 13 Saw wood 18 Kentucky’s Rupp __ 19 Part of TNT 20 Thespian’s quest 21 Had a little horse 22 Banker’s favorite food? 25 University of California campus 26 PC linkup 27 Farmer, e.g. 28 Get a rise out of? 29 Vampire slayer’s favorite food? 34 Nutrition author Davis 36 __ de foie gras 37 Flips (through) 38 Bluish hue 39 Colorful fish 42 They multiply by dividing 45 Make a lap 46 __ del Sol 47 Greet the day 48 Golf tournament highlights 50 Discover 52 Identification of a kind 54 Cynic’s favorite food? 58 Snorkeling site 59 “Jurassic Park” actress 60 Reine’s water 61 Start 63 “It’s been __” 65 Prepare to check e-mail 69 They might dispute a strike call 71 Soap opera lover’s favorite food? 74 End 75 Principles 77 Kick with a “hang time” 78 Fire sign 80 Shrunken head? 81 White ones are harmless 83 Design detail 85 Batter’s favorite food? 87 Shrew 90 Elizabeth I was the last one 92 Lachrymose drop 93 Together, in music 94 Aspect 96 98 102 103 104 106 107 109 112 114 116 117 118 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 Kareem, once Failing of the self-centered Ceremonial splendor Hardly at all Hightails it Solomonic Safari schlepper Engineer’s favorite food? Treeless plain Rub the wrong way? Pathet __ Creator of Atticus and Boo Gardener’s favorite food? Arab bigwigs Facilitate Jabber City on the Ruhr Rasp or straw attachment Get rid of Old verb ending Ice cream drinks 40 41 43 44 46 49 51 53 54 55 56 57 62 64 66 67 68 70 72 73 76 DOWN 79 1 “Silent” prez 82 2 Ocean State coll. 84 3 Driver’s aid 86 4 Pay-to-stay place 87 5 Colonel’s insignia 88 6 Like much modern music 89 7 “Piece of the Rock” company, for 91 short 95 8 Raccoon cousin 97 9 Shady spots 99 10 “Camelot” composer 100 11 Away from the wind 101 12 Pays a share of 104 13 Historic Quebec city 105 14 Sailor’s favorite food? 108 15 Salad leftover 109 16 Artist Magritte 110 17 Land west of Nod 21 User’s designations 111 23 Scoundrel 112 24 One whose work is revised 113 29 Marienbad, for one 115 30 Skye cap 119 31 Had a 32-Down 120 32 Skewered item 121 33 It’s a matter of law 122 35 Passé 123 38 Casual chats Louisville Slugger material “Yo!” Puzzle involving a quote No longer hidden Angler’s basket Insolence Like Coke and Pepsi Sticker Wicked Witch’s home Basis for a discrimination claim Chinese currency Hard to fathom Reliable Follower of Mary Disney lioness Author Dinesen She played Julia on “Party of Five” Debutante’s favorite food? Discussion addition Cream Sailors It’s found under a hip joint Rice’s department Cook up a plan (with) Three, so they say Occurrence Tokyo, formerly Paul Bunyan, e.g. Make a comeback Restaurant servers Arachnoid work It may be opposite IX Tax form ID “Little Women” woman Full of holes Walk, as through melting snow Mimicking behavior Plain writing 1958-’61 Mideast partnership: Abbr. Pampers, with “on” “Rawhide” costar Wooley Not feral Hardly thrilling Work on a doily Equal: Prefix Leary tripped on it Grassy meadow Reply to a ques. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 33 Dear Mexican: Is Lou Dobbs right when he says that close to 80 hospitals in California have been closed down because of the illegals, or is he lying? - Cabrónes No Necesitamos Dear CNN: Dobbs is right to a certain point, and only in spite of his idiocy. The father of two half-wabs spouted off his closed-hospitals claim at least three times. On May 1, 2006, Dobbs said, “Well, just for the record, it’s about 60 hospitals and clinics in California have had to close [because of uninsured illegal aliens], and in Texas. This is not a new phenomenon, and it’s just one of the hidden costs that the national, the mainstream news media, hide-bound by political correctness, doesn’t want to deal with.” Dobbs first discussed this issue in a June 8, 2005 interview with Madeleine Cosman, who had just published “Illegal Aliens and American Medicine,” in the spring 2005 edition of the Journal of American Physicians and Surgeons. The Southern Poverty Law Center exposed her as little more than a resumepadding racist who once said, “Most of these bastards molest girls under 12, though some specialize in boys, and some in nuns.” Cosman’s paper claimed that 60 California hospitals shut down between 1993 and 2003 and that “84 California hospitals are closing their doors,” using a September 24, 2004 Los Angeles Times article as citation for the latter stat. Problema is, Times reporter Jia-Rui Chong never wrote such a thing and didn’t even mention immigrants. Cosman is also the same “expert” who claimed illegal immigrants introduced 7,000 leprosy cases to the United States over the past three years. And earlier this year, the pendejo stated on Lou Dobbs Tonight, “We would never have used [Cosman] as a source if we had known of her controversial background” when he aired her leprous lie. The loco-est part of this mess is that both Cosman ¡ASKAMEXICAN! Gustavo Arellano and Dobbs have their figures relatively right: according to the California Hospital Association (CHA), 82 hospitals folded from 1996 to 2006. But in an August interview with New England Journal of Medicine contributing editor Susan Okie, M.D., CHA vice president of external affairs Jan Emerson noted, “It would not be fair to place the blame solely on undocumented immigrants, but certainly, they are a contributing factor.” Okie’s article revealed that illegals make up about 20 percent of the country’s residents who lack medical insurance, and about 10 percent of the “uncompensated care in California hospitals”—10 percent too much, sí, but hardly the invasion the nowdead Cosman and Dobbs want Americans to believe. Got a spicy question about Mexicans? Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. Those of you who do submit questions: they will be edited for clarity, cabrones. And include a hilarious pseudonym, por favor, or we’ll make one up for you! EVERY 16 MINUTES SOMEONE IN THE U.S. DIES BY SUICIDE. EVERY 17 MINUTES SOMEONE IS LEFT TO MAKE SENSE OF IT. NATIONAL SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE DAY NOVEMBER 17, 2007 www.afsp.org Teton County experiences a suicide death every seven weeks. Nearly everyone in our community is affected by suicide. Take away a woman’s right to choose and she’s left to take matters into her own hands. A Suicide Survivor Support Group for community members who have lost a friend or family member to suicide meets the third Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 PM in the Owl classroom of St. John’s Medical Center. Access is best achieved by using the east door adjacent to the emergency entrance. For more information, please contact the Jackson Hole Community Counseling Center at 733-2046. There is no charge for the group. ~Teton County Suicide Prevention Coalition~ For immediate professional help, contact: • JH Community Counseling Center 307-733-2046 (24 hours) or 911 • Suicide Prevention Lifeline 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) Please support keeping abortion safe and legal. It’s pro-choice or no-choice. PRO-CHOICE Paid for by the KCR Coalition for Pro-Choice • Kristyne Crane Rupert www.naral.org www.protectchoice.org • (888)253-CHOICE 34 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily ADVICEGODDESS Amy Alkon Prints Charming I’m a 20-something guy with a hobby of taking pictures of myself with female friends. Nobody objected in high school, and collecting memories of girls who were kind to me brought me comfort, since girls rarely talk to me. Now, in the workplace, everything’s complicated. Although some friendly female coworkers agreed to be in my photos, someone complained, and my supervisor said I could be fired for sexual harassment. I was depressed, and lonelier than ever, then I discovered volunteering. I began asking to photograph some of the female volunteers; some, near strangers, but 60 years from now, will I care? The following week, the coordinator said I was making other volunteers uncom- fortable. She asked me to delete the photos, but I only pretended to because I’d done nothing wrong - I’m just a normal guy taking photos with female friends. Now she says I can’t bring my camera to future events. How do I continue without getting in trouble? - Misunderstood “I’m just a normal guy who enjoys collecting fingernail clippings to remember women who’ve been nice to me. Uh, ‘scuse me, ma’am. I know you don’t know me, but would you mind if I took a swab of your DNA?” Quit kidding yourself. You aren’t making friends, you’re gathering specimens. You call this a “hobby of taking pictures,” and refer to yourself as “just a normal guy.” Sorry, but “normal” is going home to a wife or girlfriend, not a picture of a girl sitting next to you at a bus stop in college. The problem is, women don’t find your behavior normal, they find it creepy. Sure, maybe they agree to be in the picture, but probably a good many of them picture it as a prelude to ending up in a 55-gallon drum in your garage. If you like being a loner, fine. Go live with the grizzlies. Otherwise, cut the charade. Your problem isn’t that you might get rejected but that you absolutely refuse to be. Lock up the camera and make yourself talk to 100 people, men and women, and you’ll see. It’s really pretty simple. Express interest. Ask people about themselves, and not just if they’d mind standing a little more to the left. This little program is sure to start out hard and unfun. But, is being blown off, or the mere prospect of it, really so devastating that it’s less painful to sentence yourself to 60-plus years of creeping over photos of the life you wish you’d had? There are some real dorks out there who have wives, friends, and girlfriends (some, all at the same time). The difference between you and them? They had the guts to try to mouth-breathe their way into the girls’ lives. If you’re going to try, you’d better hop to it. Creepy at 23 can be adorably awkward, and is probably fixable. Creepy at 43 is probably permanent, which isn’t to say there’s no hope for friends or girlfriends — providing you aren’t too lazy to inflate them. Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, No. 280, Santa Monica, CA 90405, or e-mail [email protected] or visit her Web site at www.advicegoddess.com. © 2007 AMY ALKON DIST.BY CREATORS SYNDICATE, INC. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 35 Week of November 14 © 2006 Rob Brezsny [email protected] ARIES (March 21-April 19): I love it when you forget all your troubles and get lost in thoughts about your friends’ problems. I love it when you place your entire focus on the heat steaming from your cup of coffee or on the sun reflecting on a puddle or on the mysterious expression gracing the face of a stranger. In fact I love it whenever you prove how much you love being here on earth by taking your attention off yourself, and giving it to everything else. The coming week will be a perfect time to specialize in this consummate art. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Hunters recently killed a 50-ton whale off the coast of Alaska. While cutting it apart back on shore, they found a metal projectile lodged in its blubber from an older attack. Later research revealed it had been manufactured around 1890. That means the whale was at least 115 years old, and had been carrying around the projectile for over a century. I bring this to your attention, Taurus, in the hope that it will inspire you to meditate on your own ancient wound. When you pass on to the next world many years from now, I’d hate for you to still be infected with the hurt that befell you in your youth. It’s an ideal time to take aggressive corrective action. Heal it! GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Reality is that which when you stop believing in it, it doesn’t go away,” wrote novelist Philip K. Dick. I urge you to apply that benchmark to your own experience in the coming week, Gemini. You can generate a lot of creative energy by figuring out what is objectively true about your circumstances and what is merely illusion that’s propped up by misperceptions and misunderstandings. You’ve got tremendous power to strip away the fantasies, both positive and negative, that are preventing you from living with 100 percent of your intelligence in the real world. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Wealthy playboy Lapo Elkann is one of Italy’s most eligible bachelors. But he told W magazine that if he ever decides to tie the knot, he would choose an Israeli woman. “For them, every day is a beautiful day,” he said. “Because when you are in a climate of war, you take nothing for granted.” Your next assignment, Cancerian, is not to put yourself in a battle zone, but rather to cultivate love with the same intense ingenuity and inexhaustible resourcefulness you might if you were living in a battle zone. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Stories interest me more than beliefs. I’d rather hear you regale me with tales of your travels than listen to you recite your dogmas. Filmmaker Ken Burns agrees with me. He’s worried about the increasing number of people who love theories more than stories. “We are experiencing the death of narrative,” he told the San Francisco Chronicle. “We are all so opinionated that we don’t actually submit to narrative anymore. That’s the essence of YouTube: Abbreviate everything into a digestible capsule that then becomes the conventional wisdom, which belies the experience of art.” Your assignment, Leo, is to help reverse this souldamaging trend. Spout fewer opinions and tell more stories. Encourage others to do the same. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Dear Rob: I have eight distinctly different voices in my head. There’s a hurt, oddly puffed-up voice that complains about everyone who has ever done me wrong. There’s an hysterical voice that nags me with the thought that nothing I could ever do or say will make any difference to anyone, so why bother. Then there’s the still, small voice. It has more gravity and feels more honest. It gives me useful instructions about specific things I could do to live a more meaningful life. The only trouble is, the other voices always blabber so loud I tend to neglect the only one that’s actually helpful. Any advice? - Drowned Out.” Dear Drowned: Set aside five minutes each morning and five minutes before bed. Whisper “Shut up, all the rest of you!”, and then listen reverently to the still, small voice. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Weirdness is humanity’s way of overcoming the ever-increasing pressure to live nine-to-five lives,” says Bob Rickard, founder of Fortean Times, a magazine that reports on anomalous events. “We need craziness, it’s that simple.” I second that emotion, Libra — especially for you right now. You don’t realize how much juicy psychic material you’ve been repressing as a result of sticking to dry duty and routine. In order to recover lost secrets from your fertile depths, you’re going to have to specialize for now in the mysterious, the curious, and the uncanny. It will help if you put yourself in situations that are outside your understanding. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The sharks in German aquariums weren’t reproducing fast enough. Their keepers hired scientists to come up with the shark equivalent of aphrodisiacs. The most successful inducement to love was music — especially Justin Timberlake’s “Rock Your Body,” Bob Marley’s “No Woman, No Cry,” and Salt-N-Pepa’s “Push It.” I suggest you play tunes like those for you and your chosen ones, Scorpio. It’s an excellent time to coax out more of the tender, romantic sides of your inner shark, as well as the inner shark of anyone you’re attracted to. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In the nick of time, a wild card will appear. It will reverse the meaning of a series of events that seemed to be railroading you towards an unhappy ending. What will be the nature of that wild card? Maybe some missing evidence will trickle in, bringing the big picture into a rosier focus. Maybe you will realize how valuable your problem has actually been. And perhaps the wild card will be a divine intervention that shatters a mental block, thereby correcting a misapprehension you’d been under. In any case, Sagittarius, there will be an unexpected twist at the last turn of the plot, and it will lead you to at least a semihappy ending. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A marathon séance took place at the Burning Man festival last August. Top psychics managed to channel floods of data from dead celebrities. Among the fascinating revelations they retrieved: Princess Diana would like Gwyneth Paltrow to play her in a movie about her life; John Lennon would have preferred it if the Beatles’ song “All You Need Is Love” was not used in a TV commercial for diapers; Ronald Reagan regrets having invaded the tiny nation of Grenada in 1983; and Nostradamus neglected to mention in his quatrains that in mid-November of 2007, Capricorns will enter a phase when they’re likely to get a lot of useful information from what’s seemingly dead and gone and past. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): On September 13, 1759, a small contingent of British troops took less than an hour to rout a few thousand French troops in a battle near Quebec City. It was a turning point in the history of North America, leading to events that ensured English speakers would dominate the continent. I foresee a comparable pivot just ahead for you, Aquarius. Seemingly small events that last a short time will yield momentous consequences. To help guarantee that they unfold in your favor, be like the British troops were back then: well-prepared, highly disciplined, and very lucky. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): If you chew coca leaves, you get a mild buzz, comparable to coffee, because your body metabolizes only tiny amounts of the plant’s alkaloids. But in cocaine, which is made from processed coca leaves, those same alkaloids are highly concentrated. Snorting or smoking the stuff gives your bloodstream a potent blast. Bolivia’s president Evo Morales wants the world to know the difference between the two. “The coca leaf is not cocaine,” he says. He pledges to completely legalize coca in his country, citing its traditional uses as a food and medicine predating the European invasion. Is there a comparable scenario in your life, Pisces? Something that’s bad for you when done to excess, but good for you in its understated natural state? It’s a favorable time to commit yourself to its healthy use. Homework: “You know what to do and you know how to do it.” True or False? Why? Testify at FreeWillAstrology.com. 36 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily CLASSIFIEDS CLASSIFIED AD RATES Classified Line Ads: $14 per week for 25 words or less. $.25 for each additional word after 25 words. Classified Box Ads: $14/ column inch per week (logos/photos $5 each). • Rates are based on weekly insertions. • 10% discount off total bill for non-profit organizations. • PJH is not responsible or liable for any claim made by a classified ad in this paper. PJH is not responsible for errors made by a classified advertiser. TO PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD: CALL US AT (307) 732-0299 OR GO TO PLANETJH.COM AND CLICK ON “CLASSIFIEDS” TO PLACE AN AD ONLINE. CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED. Classified Deadlines: Monday by noon for the following Wednesday’s paper. HELP WANTED The Moving Company is now hiring for permanent, full-time positions. Looking for responsible, hard-working employees. Experience helpful, but not necessary. Please call (307) 6906683 for more information. Skinny Skis has some great job opportunities-both full and parttime. Stop by the shop for an application or email resume to [email protected]. FOR RENT Love theatre and want to help it be successful, volunteer one night this season or once a month, we’re very flexible. For more information call the Off Square Theatre Company at (307) 733-3021. Florida Condo For Rent: Sarasota, Florida; newly decorated 2 bd, 2 bth unit, year round lanai, overlooking golf course; 15 minutes to ocean; monthly rentals only; $2900/month prime season, less for multimonth rentals; [email protected] Backcountry Provisions is looking for reliable, part-time, fulltime, seasonal and year-round employees. Room for advancement. Pay D.O.E. Call 734-9420 or stop by. Approximately 1600 sq ft OFFICE SPACE conveniently located on West Broadway (south). Attractive and light upper level, with powder room and separate offices. Call 307- 733-2736 for more information. LAND/LOTS 1-acre parcels - Phoenix, AZ: N of Phx, 300 ft from Tonto National Forest. Water & power to property. Great for horses. Call 208-787-9694 for information. TRAILERS 6x10 V-Nose single axle cargo trailer with barn doors. Used very little, inside and outside in great shape, spare tire included. $3950 call 208-921-3311. SERVICES Prugh Real Estate LLC specializes in commercial and residential sales and service. Visit prughrealestate.com to search listings, rentals and MLS. For Fact: Teton Motors is jackson’s ONLY Full Service Dealership! “FAMILY OWNED & OPERATED SINCE 1972” MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN INVENTORY AVAILABLE EVERY DAY SPECIAL INTERNET PRICING OUR ENTIRE INVENTORY AVAILABLE ONLINE more information, please call 307.733.9888 Rally’s Pet Garage – The service center for your pet! Self-service pet wash, full-service grooming, toys and accessories, Natural Life pet food, Doggie Day Care, and pet obedience classes. Located in the Kmart Plaza. (307) 733-7704. MUSIC & BANDS Judd Grossman Music is a full service music agency providing all styles of music for all occasions - solos, duos, trios, dance bands, country, rock, folk, jazz, and classical. Live musicians and DJs available. (307) 6904935. ALL OCCASIONS MUSIC: Live music for any event. Professional. Experienced. Inquire at 699-0102. PERSONALS THINK YOU’RE PREGNANT? 24hour confidential hotline 1-800395-HELP. Crisis Pregnancy Center (307) 733-5162. PARENTS & FRIENDS OF EX-GAYS & GAYS www.pfox.org BUSINESS FOR SALE Mobile Food Service: Converted RV with service window to sell espresso, food & smoothies. Includes espresso machine, convection oven, blenders for smoothies, GE freezer, plus other equipment and inventory. Grossed yearly $35,000 to $45,000. Asking $30,000 or best offer. Call 307-734-5957 or email [email protected] Belly Dancers Family Friendly Entertainment for parties or corporate events w w w. t e t o n m o t o r s . c o m 1020 W. Broadway and 405 Powderhorn Lane (307) 733-6600 • (800) 537-6609 SALES • SERVICE • PARTS • COLLISION CENTER 3 0 7. 4 1 3 . 5 4 9 0 FOR SALE 2004 YAMAHA ATV GRIZZLY 660 Bitchseat, plow and winch included. - the bitch is not included. $4200 Call 307.880.7904 After 6pm JACKSON DODGE • CHRYSLER 307-733-6777 CLEAN TRADES WANTED Call Mike for a FREE appraisal on your trade. 1984 OLDS DELTA 88, CASH TALKS! FREE! 1987 VW GOLF, RUNS GOOD! ONLY $1,995 1991 FORD TAURUS - 5 SPEED! ONLY $1,899 1993 SUBURBAN, DRIVES GREAT! ONLY $3,995 1994 CHEVY EXT CAB, 1 TON, 4X4, DUMPING FLAT BED! ONLY $6,995 1997 FORD F350, 4 DOOR, WHITE, POWER STROKE! ONLY $14,900 1999 FORD WINDSTAR SE 3.8L, V6, AUTO, GREEN! ONLY $5,495 2001 DODGE DURANGO 4X4, V8, LEATHER! ONLY $9,900 2003 SUBARU OUTBACK, ALL POWER, RUNS WELL. ONLY $17,995 2003 CHEVY MONTE CARLO, 90K MILES, BLACK! ONLY $10,900 2004 TOYOTA 4 RUNNER SR5, V6, AUTO, MUST SEE! ONLY $18,995 2006 TOYOTA TUNDRA, 4.0 SRS, 18K MILES! 2007 TOYOTA HIGHLANDERS, 4 TO CHOOSE FROM! ONLY $25,599 FROM $23,400 1330 S. HWY 89 • JACKSON, WY wolfautogroup.com DUDe WHere’s my Car? The Town of Jackson’s overnight parking ban has gone into effect. So, if you want to avoid all kinds of hassles, listen up! PARKING RESTRICTIONS From November 1st through April 15th, between 3am & 7am, it is illegal to park overnight on Jackson streets, including public parking lots, regardless of weather (rain or shine, snow or bikini.) Crews begin plowing at 3am. Parked cars on town streets make the job of keeping roads clear of snow more difficult. Consequently, cars left on town streets between 3am & 7am will be ticketed and towed by Jackson police. If you’re looking for your wheels in the morning, contact the JPD at 733-1430, during normal working hours, or contact dispatch at 733-2331 after 5 pm. SUDOKU, CROSSWORD & CRYPTOQUOTE ANSWERS (THOSE BORN IN NOVEMBER) ... SHOULD PRIZE THE TOPAZÕS AMBER HUE — EMBLEM OF FRIENDS AND LOVERS TRUE. — BIRTHSTONE RHYMES www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 37 SHOVELING REQUIREMENTS ADDITIONALLY, WE WOULD LIKE TO REMIND PEOPLE: Town residents are responsible for keeping sidewalks shoveled. • The TOJ assists with snow removal in the downtown core and along Broadway. • Residents should not put their garbage cans out the night before, but rather after 7am on garbage days. • Please keep trash cans, cars, and other obstacles out of streets and off of curbs. This saves your property and makes the streets more clear of drifts and snow. • Residents are also encouraged to help keep fire hydrants clear of snow. BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY FOLKS AT THE TOWN OF JACKSON 38 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily WORMHOLE What light thru yonder trailer breaks? FLIPSIDE Alice, my Republican lover, asked me to take her to Off Square Theatre Company’s production of “Romeo and Juliet.” “I hope you don’t mind paying,” she said. “I spent all my money at the Republicansponsored straw poll at 43 North.” “What the hell is a straw poll?” I asked, pissed off at being tricked yet again into springing for tickets. “You pay $25 at the door and they allow you to vote. It’s a better system than the way the government does it. I paid $100 and voted four times. In a true democracy, the more money, the more times you get to vote.” “Who got your votes?” I asked. “Giuliani,” she said, tossing her hair and giving me her sexiest look. “If he wins and decides he needs wife number four, well, let’s just say I would be available.” Before the performance, we hung out in the Art Center lobby. Alice drank $5 wine out of a plastic cup and I drank $4 Snake River Brewery beer. I took the opportunity to explain to Alice, in a typically loud male voice, the finer points of theater, Shakespeare and the arts in general. In an effort to recoup the ticket expense, I rewrote the balcony scene from “Romeo and Juliet” and am conducting a straw poll: You can vote for my version or Shakespeare’s. Send your ballot, along with $10 (five votes for $40, 10 for $75) to Clyde Thornhill c/o The Planet. Clyde: What light through yonder window breaks? Eastward like a flame? Alice’s Macintosh perhaps, or TV tuned to the Red Sox game? Alas I stand beneath her balcony, my hopes on her affection pending – My heart grieves; I know not the score, it’s already the ninth inning. Our hearts beat in time together like Malicious fate, cruel chance, callous two dogs in heat destiny – why can’t she be mine? Though I be parochial redneck and Alas, I’m working class from Hog thee West Bank elite. Island whereas she’s from the Pines. Would’st thou surrender thy yoga I concern not for cappuccino mocha class, thy turbo-chargéd Saab, Drive Chevy and abide in single-wide with me, a beer drinking slob? Alice: Oh, Clyde, wherefore art thou, my Clyde – refuse thy gun rack, Forsake thy rusted trailer and I’ll crawleth in thy sack. Forsooth, I’ll take thee to Koshu if thou shalt be my lover avowed by Clyde Thornhill Buy thee red wine and allow you to hang out with the cool crowd. Shall I wish I was born pauper? ’Tis net worth that is my foe – Or perhaps, much better yet, you highborn with lots of dough! By any other word would Giorgio Beverly Hills “So You” perfume At one hundred dollars an ounce smell as rose’s bloom? Oh! I adore veggie style cream cheese and lox Hark! I eat no red meat! Fain shall I go to Bubbas? I long for un-toasted bagel of natural cracked whole wheat. I weary of sushi eating, golf playing, at five bucks a cup West Bank lovers But chai tea with soy milk I’d drink’st Impressive in their wallets, disappointif thou agree’st to shack up. ing ’neath satin covers. Come hither to me and hold tight, it Oh, my heart beats hard like a maidwill be oh so sweet en’s, a blushing girl Like eating biscuits and gravy made At the hope of finding a meat-eating with extra pork meat. man who is big, strong and virile. If thou agree’st to be my love, my true, Alas! I fain cannot live in Hog Island, my only one for I am a queen I will troth thee my 7mm mag and So book a room at Four Seasons and Chevy three quarter ton! let us have a fling! A Redneck Perspective This just in: Volcano big, terrifying Yellowstone “supervolcano” recently upgraded to “superdupervolcano” Geologists now say the so-called “supervolcano” lurking beneath Yellowstone Lake in Yellowstone National Park is much more powerful and potentially deadly than previously thought. They are urging residents within a 200-mile radius to make peace with their Maker and kiss their asses goodbye. In related news, Uri Deitsch, a noted valley fear-monger, recently admitted the “supervolcano” freaks him out more than he had previously let on and wishes people in the news would quit talking about it. “Ever time I hear a report on it, I lose sleep for a week,” he told the Planet. The long-range forecast Intermittent snow throughout the winter will gradually give way to warming temperatures followed by another season of winterier conditions ad nauseum until the sun expends a critical mass of its core, loses surface tension, expands to encompass a portion of the present-day solar system, then shrinking to become a brown dwarf. Eventually, all stars in the universe will burn out, leaving relatively cool cinders that then will sublimate into the vast emptiness of the void. www.PlanetJH.com updated daily l Planet Jackson Hole l November 14-20, 2007 39 Art Hazen Real Estate LLC “We are Wyoming” Locally Owned SCOREBOARD TETON VALLEY WEEK OF 11.04.07 TO 11.10.07 f Total # of Sales: Week’s top sale: LL228 With a private off- road location, this site offers all the beauty of the Tetons and Gros Ventre mountains, on a spacious 2.55 acre Moulton Ranch parcel. Conveniently located near the Grand Teton National Park, and minutes from town. Horses are allowed. $980,000 Contact: Sarah Kerr LL229 Build your dream home on this sunny 2.55 acre Moulton Ranch homesite, with expansive views of the Tetons and Sleeping Indian. The lot includes phone, electric and a seasonal stream, and is conveniently located near the Grand Teton National Park, and minutes from town. Horses are allowed. $990,000 Contact: Sarah Kerr SF435 CABIN at JH Golf & Tennis Club adjacent to the 6th green with breathtaking Grand Teton and Teton Mountain Range views. Over 1,500 sq. ft., 2 bdrm, 2 1/2 bath, top end finishes: rough-sawn white oak floors, raised stone fireplace, granite kitchen counters, GE profile appliances, custom cabinetry. $1,350,000 Contact: Timothy Mayo Residential Building Site Multi-Family Farm & Ranch Commercial 4 $295,000 Total # of Sales Average Sold Price 3 1 0 0 0 $328,333 $289,000 $0 $0 $0 Last 12 Months (11.10.06-11.09.07) Number of Sales Days on Market List Price Volume Sold Median List Price Sold Average List Price Sold r 809 204 $216,846,523 $214,250 $268,042 12 Months - A Year Ago (11.10.05-11.09.06) - LL235 PRICE REDUCTION! A magnificent investment opportunity. 123 acres of prime property located close to Grand Targhee Ski Area and Golf courses. With stunning mountain views and water rights, this beautiful parcel of land has passed through planning phases and is ready for development. Motivated seller. Co-listed with Pinnacle Real Estate Group. $2,995,000 Contact: Janine Hildebrandt TC145 Teton Village two bedroom condominium located in the Nez Perce Units. Completely remodeled with superb furniture package, bright new kitchen and baths, river rock fireplace, Sundance swim and tennis club membership just steps away, and on rental program with one of the few gold ratings. $930,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan LL237 PRICE REDUCTION! Over 200 feet of Fox Creek flows through this 3 acre secluded lot offering solitude and privacy. Add to this mature aspens and conifers, an open site for your new home, as well as magnificent views of the Big Hole mountains. Located 5 miles from Victor, this parcel is not in a subdivision, and there are no restrictive CC&Rs. $350,000 Contact: Sarah Kerr Art Hazen REALTOR OF THE WEEK Jennifer has called Jackson Hole home for 32 years. She delights in sharing this area with others and loves the challenge of finding just the right property for each individual's needs and desires. With nine years of real estate experience in both Wyoming & Idaho, Jennifer has served first time buyers, vacation home owners, investors and permanent Jackson residents. 733.4339 or 800.227.3334 Fax 307.739.0766 766 161 $212,213,588 $201,000 $277,041 Current Inventory Active Listings Listing Inventory Dollars Average List Price Average Days on Market 1,043 $483,472,422 $463,540 197 See outside back cover for Jackson Hole Scoreboard Jennifer Reichert TC170 Get ready for the ski season with this recently remodeled turnkey, second floor, southern mountain views, 2 bedroom, 2 bath Sleeping Indian unit in Teton Village. Only one available and currently on the short term rental program. $830,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan Number of Sales Days on Market Lis Price Volume Sold Median List Price Sold Average List Price Sold www.jhrealestate.com *In the event the week’s Top Sale is erroneously reported it’s listed price is used. ** Some information above is derived from the Teton County MLS system and represents information as submitted by all Teton County MLS Members for Teton County, Wyoming and is deemed to be accurate but not guaranteed. Art Hazen Real Estate LLC advertising and promotional ads, products, and information are the sole property of Art Hazen Real Estate LLC and may NOT be reproduced, copied, and/or used in whole or part without the prior expressed written consent of Art Hazen Real Estate LLC. [email protected] 40 November 14-20, 2007 l Planet Jackson Hole l www.PlanetJH.com updated daily Art Hazen Real Estate LLC “We are Wyoming” Locally Owned SCOREBOARD JACKSON HOLE WEEK OF 11.04.07 TO 11.10.07 Total # of Sales: Week’s top sale: LL220 Three (3) acre elevated building site on the West Bank just a couple minute drive from Wilson, offering an open building site for your guest home and a wonderfully Aspen filled secluded site for your main residence. Valley views, first sunlight of the morning, privacy, and simply the best value on the West Bank for the season. $695,000 Contact: Timothy C. Mayo SF416 One of the finest homes in Melody Ranch! Four bedroom property featuring hickory floors, slate and travertine tile, 2 story river rock fireplace, jetted tub, alder cabinetry, trim, and Shaker style doors, stainless steel appliances, bonus room, tongue and groove pine ceilings, wired for state of the art electronics... and that’s only the beginning! $1,489,000 Contact: Kristin Vito LL223 By far one of the best lots located in Star Valley Ranches Golf Resort in Thayne, WY. ? of an acre with seasonal stream, mature trees, views and access to National Forest. $97,500 Contact: Penny Gaitan Residential Building Site Multi-Family Farm & Ranch Commercial 7 $15,000,000 Total # of Sales Average Sold Price 10 0 0 0 0 $1,465,000 $0 $0 $0 $0 Last 12 Months (11.10.06-11.09.07) Number of Sales Days on Market List Price Volume Sold Median List Price Sold Average List Price Sold 632 142 $897,040,195 $849,000 $1,419,367 12 Months - Year Ago (11.10.05-11.09.06) LL238 Beautiful lot in the heart of Star Valley zoned mixed use. Located a mile and a half north of the Town of Thayne next to the Deer Run Inn this property is visible from Highway 89. With this outstanding location and mixed-use zoning the possibilities are limitless. $345,000 Contact: Zoe Hughes Office Assistant/Receptionist Wanted Applicant must have: a sense of humor, strong work ethic, computer skills, and a desire to be in the Real Estate Business. Real Estate License a plus, or company will assist qualified individual. Art Hazen Real Estate LLC Contact Courtney Campbell 733-4339, ext. 118 for an interview. SF424 Spectacular JHG&T setting - head-on views of the Grand Teton and Sleeping Indian. Original Bancroft home fully prepped for remodel. Being sold "as is where is." $1,450,000 Contact: Ed Minczeski SF433 Artistic flair distinguishes this 2 bedroom 3 bath home from the ordinary. Unique features include designer tile-work in kitchen and bath and a multi-use bonus room. Unusual location in Rafter J Ranch offers complete privacy. Very easy to see. Call today for a showing. $795,000 Contact: Loretta Scott Number of Sales Days on Market List Price Volume Sold Median List Price Sold Average List Price Sold 713 146 $820,827,386 $749,000 $1,151,230 Current Inventory Active Listings 432 Listing Inventory Dollars $1,509,072,140 Average List Price $3,493,222 Average Days on Market 175 FEATURED LISTING See inside back cover for Teton Valley Scoreboard Looking for that perfect D E S T I N AT I O N R A N C H PROPERTY? This is the one you have been waiting for. Buy this beautiful log home on 80 Acres in Dubois, Wyoming adjacent to Public Land with Long Creek running through the property today. $1,200,000 Contact: Michael Bills or Zachary Smith *In the event the week’s Top Sale is erroneously reported it’s listed price is used. ** Some information above is derived from the Teton County MLS system and represents information as submitted by all Teton County MLS Members for Teton County, Wyoming and is deemed to be accurate but not guaranteed. Art Hazen Real Estate LLC advertising and promotional ads, products, and information are the sole property of Art Hazen Real Estate LLC and may NOT be reproduced, copied, and/or used in whole or part without the prior expressed written consent of Art Hazen Real Estate LLC. RR324 733.4339 or 800.227.3334 Fax 307.739.0766 www.jhrealestate.com [email protected]