CD9 - Allion Elementary School

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CD9 - Allion Elementary School
CD9
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‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Content
‘Internet Lingo’ Presents Communications Challenge for Parents
Introduction
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Comprehensive
‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary
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Key
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N
57
Miscellaneous
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O
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A
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P
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B
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Q
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C
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R
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D
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S
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E
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T
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F
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U
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G
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V
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H
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W
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I
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X
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J
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Y
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K
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Z
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L
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M
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Top 100
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The Internet has changed the world in many wonderful ways and has
successfully created a new channel for rapid communication through chat,
instant messaging, and email.
Although children initially began using the Internet to do research for
homework, they now spend the majority of their computer time socializing.
According to the Childwise research agency survey, children spend an average
of 1.7 hours a day online, and one in six children spend more than three hours
a day online. Sixty-two percent of kids surveyed have a profile on a social
networking site.
As a result of this popularity, many diligent parents have decided it’s not only a
right but a responsibility to understand what their children do at the computer
and on the Internet. They try to make sure their kids are protected from
inappropriate content and people, but one of the basic parenting stumbling
blocks is understanding the “lingo” kids use in their online communications.
For example, if you saw “KPC” in a child’s writing, would “Keeping Parents
Clueless” come to mind? Probably not, because many parents are just that
– clueless – when it comes to what is often termed ‘Internet Lingo’. This lingo –
consisting of codes and acronyms – is widely used
in today’s chat rooms, instant messaging, emails,
text messaging, blogs, and on the immensely
popular social networking sites like MySpace,
Facebook, and Twitter. Despite the widespread
use, a recent report revealed 95 percent of parents
surveyed could not decipher common acronyms
used in Internet chat and messaging.
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‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Top 20 Codes & Acronyms
01.8 02.1337
03.143 04.182 05.1174
06.420
07. 459 08.ADR 09.AEAP 10.ALAP Oral sex
Elite -or- leet
I love you
I hate you
Nude club
Marijuana
I love you
Address
As Early As Possible
As Late As Possible
Complete Top 100 List on page 102
11. ASL 12.CD9 13.C-P 14.F2F 15.GNOC 16.GYPO 17. HAK 18.ILU 19. IWSN 20.J/O Age/Sex/Location
Code 9 - Parents are around
Sleepy
Face-To-Face
Get Naked On Cam
Get Your Pants Off
Hugs And Kisses
I Love You
I Want Sex Now
Jerking Off
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SpectorSoft ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary
Comprehensive List – Codes and Acronyms
With more than 1.7 billion Internet users worldwide and approximately 82 million
people texting regularly, it’s a good bet you’ve seen at least a few cryptic codes
or acronyms that left you scratching your head over possible meanings. Whether
found in chats, instant messages, on websites, in searches, contained in emails
sent and received, or simply typed in word processing applications, acronyms and
abbreviations are commonly used wherever people use computers to go online
and communicate.
To help make sense of it all, SpectorSoft has compiled a list of Codes and Acronyms
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How To Use This Guide
Index Links
The Index Panel found on the right
side of every page allows you to
jump to any section of this Guide.
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Dictionary Key
Finder Field (Adobe Reader)
Type and search a term, code word or
acronym with Acrobat Reader’s Finder,
located in the application’s tool bar.
Jump to a
code word
or acronym
that begins
with “O”.
• Terms highlighted in blue belong to the Top 20 Codes & Acronyms list
• “C” and “S” are used interchangeably for “See”
• “U” and “Y” are used interchangeably for “You”
Key
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Intro
Key
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Misc.
Misc.
Misc.
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182 411 8
*$
Starbucks
19 0 hand
420 831 02 20 459 86 10Q 2B or not 2B 4COL I have a comment
I hate you
Your (or my) two cents worth
Thank you
Location
To Be Or Not To Be
Information
Marijuana
I love you
For Crying Out Loud
1174 2BZ4UQT 4EAE 121 2G2B4G 4eva Nude club
Too Busy For You Cutey
One to one
Too Good To Be Forgotten
1337 2G2BT Elite -or- leet -or- L337
Too Good To Be True
I LOVE YOU
1
1 2 3 4
1 2 3
For Ever And Ever
Forever
4ever Forever
2moro 4NR 2nite 4Q Tomorrow
Tonight
Foreigner
F*** You
143 2U2 I love you
To You Too
511 14AA41 404
5FS One for All and All for One
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I Haven’t A Clue
Too much information
5 Finger Salute
Index
Oral sex
I Love You
Out of, over, to get rid
of, or kicked out
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Parent is watching
99 Parent is no longer
watching
::poof:: I’m gone
<3
Heart
?
I have a question
?^ Hook up?
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AD-AF
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@TEOTD AAR8
ADAD
AFAIC
A/S/L/P
AAS
ADBB
AFAICS
A3
AATK
addy
AFAICT
AAYF
ADIH
AFAIK
Another Day In Hell
As Far As I Know
AB
ADIP
AFAIR
Another Day In Paradise
As Far As I Remember
ABITHIWTITB
ADN
AFAIU
At The End Of The Day
Age/Sex/Location/Picture
Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime
LOL
At Any Rate
Alive And Smiling
Always At The Keyboard
As Always, Your Friend
Ass Backwards
AAAAA
American Association Against
Acronym Abuse
A Bird In The Hand Is Worth
Two In The Bush
AAF
ABT2
As A Friend -or- Always And
Forever
About To
AAK
Alt Control Delete
Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF
As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI
As A Matter Of Interest
AAR
At Any Rate
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ACD
ACE
Access Control Entry
ACK
Acknowledgement
ACORN
A Completely Obsessive Really
Nutty Person
Another Day Another Dollar
All Done Bye Bye
Address
As Far As I’m Concerned
As Far As I Can See
As Far As I Can Tell
Advanced Digital Network
-or- Any Day Now
As Far As I Understand
ADR
As Far As I Understand It
Address
ADVD
Advised
AEAP
As Early As Possible
AFAGAY
A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP
A Fool And His Money Are
Soon Parted
AFAIUI
AFAP
As Far As Possible
AFAYC
As Far As You’re Concerned
AFC
Away From Computer
AFDN
Any F***ing Day Now
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AFGO
Another F***ing Growth
Opportunity
AFIAA
As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI
A Friend In Need Is A
Friend Indeed
AFJ
April Fools Joke
AFK
Away From Keyboard
-or- A Free Kill
AFPOE
A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFT
About F***ing Time
AFZ
Acronym Free Zone
AGB
Almost Good Bridge
AGKWE
And God Knows What Else
AIAMU
And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle
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AL-AS
A
aight
All right
AIH
As It Happens
AIMB
As I Mentioned Before
AIMP
Always In My Prayers
AISB
As I Said Before
AISE
As I Said Earlier
AISI
As I See It
ALOTBSOL
Always Look On The
Bright Side Of Life
ALTG
Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP
As Many As Possible -orAs Much As Possible
AMBW
All My Best Wishes
AMF
Adios Mother F***er
AML
alcon
All Concerned
ALOL
Actually Laughing Out Loud
Abuse Of Bandwidth
AON
Apropos Of Nothing
AP
Apple Pie
AS
Ape Sh** -or- Another
Subject
ASAFP
ASAMOF
ANFAWFOS
As Late As Possible
AOB
AMRMTYFTS
AKA or a.k.a.
ALAP
All Of A Sudden
As Soon As F***ing
Possible
Adult In The Room
Also Known As
AOAS
All My Love
All My Roommates Thank
You For The Show
AITR
Index
And Now For A Word
From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD
And Now For Something
Completely Different
ANGB
Almost Nearly Good
Bridge
As A Matter Of Fact
ASAP
As Soon As Possible
ASAYGT
As Soon As You
Get This
ASL
Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH
Age/Sex/Location
/Music/Hobbies
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BAMF
ATAB
AWLTP
B&F
Back and Forth
Bad Ass Mother F***er
ATC
AWNIAC
B/C
banana
ATM
AWOL
B4
BARB
Avoiding Work Like The Plague
Ain’t That A Bitch
All We Need Is Another Chair
Any Two Cards
At The Moment -orAsynchronous Transfer Mode -orAutomated Teller Machine
ATW
All The Web -or- Around The
Web -or- All The Way
ATWD
Agree That We Disagree
AWC
After While, Crocodile
AWGTHTGTTA
Are We Going To Have To Go
Through This Again
AWHFY
Are We Having Fun Yet?
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AWTTW
AYC
Along The Same Line
At The Same Time
A Word To The Wise
ATSL
ATST
Absent Without Leave
Aren’t You Clever -or- Aren’t
You Cheeky
AYCE
All You Can Eat
AYK
As You Know
Because
Before
B4N
Bye For Now
B4U
Before You
B4YKI
Before You Know It
BAC
Bad Ass Chick
AYOR
Are You Stupid Or Something
AYV
Are You Vertical?
BAU
Business As Usual
BB
Be Back
BB4N
Bye Bye for Now
BBAMFIC
Big Bad Ass Mother F***er
In Charge
Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring
Beyond Belief
AYSOS
And You’re Telling Me
This Because
Buy Abroad but Rent
in Britain
BBB
At Your Own Risk
AYTMTB
Code word for penis
BAG
Busting A Gut -or- Big
Ass Grin
BAK
Back At Keyboard
BBBG
Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM
Body By Fisher, Brains
By Mattel
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BD-BI
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BBFN
BBT
BDN BHAG
Big Damn Number
Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BBIAB
BBW
BEG
BHG
BBIAF
BC
beos
BBIAS
BCBG
BF
Bye Bye for Now
Be Back In A Bit
Be Back In A Few
Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW
Be Back In A While
BBL
Be Back Later
BBMFIC
Be Back Tomorrow
Big Beautiful Woman
Because
Bon Chic Bon Genre -orBelle Cu Belle Geulle
BCBS
Big Company, Big School
BCNU
Be Seeing You
Big Bad Mother F***er
In Charge
bcoz
BBR
BD
Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS
Be Back Soon -or Bulletin
Board Service
BBSD
Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL
Be Back Sooner or Later
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Because
Big Deal -or- Baby Dance
-or- Brain Drain
BDBI5M
Busy Daydreaming Back
In 5 Minutes
BDC
Big Dumb Company
-or- Big Dot Com
Big Evil Grin
BHIMBGO
Nudge
Boyfriend -or- Best Friend
BFD
Big F***ing Deal
Big Hearted Guy -or- Big
Hearted Girl
BFE
Bum F*** Egypt
BFF
Best Friends Forever
BFFN
Best Friends For Now
BFFTTE
Best Friends Forever Til
The End
BFN
Bloody Hell, I Must Be
Getting Old
BHOF
Bald Headed Old Fart
BI5
Back In Five
BIBI
Bye Bye
BIBO
Beer In, Beer Out
BIF
Basis In Fact -or- Before
I Forget
BIL
Bye For Now
Brother-In-Law -or- Boss
Is Listening
BFR
BIO
Big F***ing Rock
Bring It On
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B
BIOIYA
BLBBLB
BION
Blkbry
BIOYE
BM
Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
Break It Off In Your Ass
Byte Me
Blow It Out Your Ear
Bad Mother F***er
Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN
Blow it Out Your Nose
BITCH
Basically In The Clear Homey
BITD
Back In The Day
BITFOB
BKA
Better Known As
BL
Belly Laughing
BMGWL
Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOC
Big Man On Campus
BOB BRB
Battery Operated Boyfriend
Be Right Back
BOBFOC
BRT
Body Off Baywatch, Face
Off Crimewatch
Be Right There
BS
BOCTAAE
Big Smile -or- Bull Sh**
-or- Brain Strain
But Of Course There Are
Always Exceptions
BOFH
Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA
Bend Over Here It
Comes Again
BSAAW
Big Smile And A Wink
BSBD&NE
Book Smart, Brain Dead
& No Experience
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BSEG
BMOF
BMOTA
BSF
BOTEC But Seriously, Folks
Bite Me Old Fart
BNDN
Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BNF
Big Name Fan
BO
Bug Off -or- Body Odor
Believe it Or Not
Back Of The Envelope
Calculation
BOTOH
But On The Other Hand
BPLM
Big Person Little Mind
BR
Bathroom
Big Sh** Eating Grin
BSOD
Blue Screen of Death
BT
Byte This
BTA
But Then Again -or- Before
The Attacks
BTD
Bored To Death
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BON
Byte Me On The Ass
Bring It The F*** On, Bitch
Blow Job
BMF
BIOYIOP
BJ
Blackberry
Believe It Or Not
BO-BT
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BTDT
buhbye
c ya
CBB
BTDTGTS
BW
C&G CBF
BWDIK
C-P CBJ
Been There Done That
Been There, Done That,
Got The T-shirt
BTFO
Back The F*** Off -orBend The F*** Over
Beats The Heck Out Of Me
Better Than Nothing
Back To The Top -or- Bump
To The Top
BTW
By The Way
BTWBO
Be There With Bells On
BTWITIAILWU
Covered Blow Job
Sleepy
CD9
Code 9 - parents
are around
CF
CFV
CHA
CIAO
CICO
Coffee Freak
But You Knew That
BYOA
Bring Your Own Advil
BYOB
Bring Your Own Bottle
-or- Bring Your Own Beer
BYOW
Build Your Own Website -orBring Your Own Wine
BZ
Busy
Can’t Be Bothered
Can’t Be F***ed
Chuckly and Grin
BYKT
BTTT
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Black, White or Other
But Wait, There’s More
Be There Or It’s Your Ass
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Bursting With Laughter
BWTM
BTOIYA
By The Way I Think I Am In
Love With You
But What Do I Know
BWO
BTN
Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
Best Wishes
See ya
BWL
BTHOOM
BTSOOM
Bye
C-T
City
Call For Vote
C/P
Cross Post
Click Here Asshole
C/S
Change of Subject
Ciao For Now
CAAC
Goodbye (in Italian)
C4N
Cool As A Cucumber
Coffee In, Coffee Out
CAS
Crack A Smile
CB
Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
-or Call Back
CICYHW
Can I Copy Your Home Work
CID
Consider It Done -or- Crying
In Disgrace
CIL
Check In Later
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CLM
Career Limiting Move
CM
Call Me
CMAP
Cover My Ass Partner
CMF
Count My Fingers
C
CRAFT
Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
CRAP
Can’t Talk
Cheap Redundant Assorted
Products
CRAT
Can’t Remember A Thing
CRAWS
Correct Me if I’m Wrong
CMU
CRB
Crack Me Up
Come Right Back
CNP
CRBT
Continued in Next Post
Crying Real Big Tears
COB
CRDTCHCK
Close Of Business
Credit Check
COD
CRS
Change Of Dressing
Can’t Remember Sh**
Cof$
CRTLA
Church of Scientology
CofS
Church of Scientology
COS
Change Of Subject
CSN
Can’t Remember A F***ing
Thing
Can’t Remember Anything
Worth A Sh**
CMIW
Can’t Remember the
Three-Letter Acronym
CSA
Cool Sweet Awesome
CSL
Can’t Stop Laughing
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CTA
Call To Action
CTC
Index
CUWTA
Catch Up With The
Acronyms
CUZ
Because
CWOT
Complete Waste Of Time
Care To Chat -or- Contact
-or- Choking The Chicken
CWYL
CTMQ
CX
CTO
CY
CU
CYA
CUATU
CYE
Chuckle To Myself Quietly
Check This Out
See You -or- Cracking Up
See You Around The
Universe
CUL8R
See You Later
CULA
See You Later Alligator
CUNS
See You In School
CUOL
See You OnLine
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CS-CY
Chat With You Later
Cancelled
Calm Yourself
Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
Check your Email
CYL
See You Later
CYM
Check Your Mail
CYO
See You Online
CYT
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Deep & Meaningful
Different Day, Same Old Sh**
DDSOS
DH ditto
d00d
def
DHYB DITYID
DEGT
DIAF DIY
DETI
DIC DKDC
dewd
DIKU DL
DF
DILLIGAD
D&M
Dude, also seen as dood
?
DAMHIKT
Definitely
Don’t Even Go There
Don’t Even Think It
Don’t Ask Me How I
Know That
Dude
DARFC
Dear Friend
Ducking And Running
For Cover
DBA
Doing Business As
DBABAI
Don’t Be A Bitch About It
DBD
Don’t Be Dumb
DBEYR
Don’t Believe Everything
You Read
DD
Due Diligence
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DFLA
Disenhanced Four-Letter
Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DGA
Don’t Go Anywhere
DGT
Don’t Go There
DGTG
Don’t Go There Girlfriend
DGYF
Damn Girl You’re Fine
Same here
Dear Husband
Don’t Hold Your Breath
Did I Tell You I’m Distressed
Do It Yourself
Die In A Fire
Don’t Know Don’t Care
Drunk In Charge
Down Low -or- Download
-or- Dead Link
Do I Know You?
Do I Look Like I Give
A Damn
DILLIGAS
Do I Look Like I Give
A Sh**
DINK
Double Incomes, No Kids
DLTBBB
DLTM
DMI
Don’t Let The Bed
Bugs Bite
Don’t Lie To Me
Don’t Mention It
DIRFT DNBL8
Do Not Be Late
Do It Right the First Time
DISTO
DNC
DITR
DND
Did I Say That Outloud?
Dancing In The Rain
Does Not Compute
Do Not Disturb
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DSTR8
DOE
DTC
Drug Of Choice
Depends On Experience
Damn Straight
Deep Throaty Chuckle
DOEI
DTRT
DORD
DUI
Goodbye (in Dutch)
Department Of Redundancy
Department
DP
Domestic Partner
dps
Damage Per Second
DPUP
Don’t Poop Your Pants
DQMOT
Don’t Quote Me On This
DQYDJ
Don’t Quit Your Day Job
DRB
Dirty Rat Bastard
DRIB
Don’t Read If Busy
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DW-DY
Do The Right Thing
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DWBH DYHAG
Don’t Worry
Be Happy
Do You Have
A Girlfriend?
DWI DYJHIW
Driving While
Intoxicated
Don’t You Just
Hate It When...
DWPKOTL DYLI
Driving Under the Influence
Deep Wet Passionate
Kiss On The Lips
DUM
DWS
Do You Masturbate?
Driving While Stupid
Do Your Own F***ing
Dirty Work
DUNA
DWWWI
DYSTSOTT
Don’t Use No Acronyms
dunno
I don’t know
DWYM
DURS
Damn You Are Sexy
Do You Scream Loud?
DUST
DWB
Don’t Write Back
Does What You Mean
DYFM
DUSL Did You See That?
Surfing the World
Wide Web While
Intoxicated
Dude You
Fascinate Me
DYHAB
Do You Have
A Boyfriend?
Do You Love It?
DYOFDW
Did You See The Size
Of That Thing
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E
E123
EM
E2HO
EMA
Easy as One, Two, Three
Each to His/Her Own
EAK
Eating at Keyboard
EAPFS
Everything About Pittsburgh
F***ing Sucks
EE
Electronic Emission
effin
F***ing
EFT
Electronic Funds Transfer
Excuse Me
E-Mail Address
EMFBI
Excuse Me For Butting In
EMFJI
Excuse Me For Jumping In
EMI
Excuse My Ignorance
EML
Email Me Later
Evil Monkeys Rule
The World
End Of Day -or- End
Of Discussion
Evil Laugh
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EOL
End Of Life
EOM
End Of Message
everyone
Eat Sh** And Die
EOD
EL
ESAD
ESEMED
EMRTW
ETLA
Extended Three-Letter
Acronym (that is, an FLA)
Index
End Of Thread
(meaning: end
of discussion)
Eat Sh** And Die You
F***ing Asshole
E-Mail Message
Evil Grin
EOT
ESADYFA
EMSG
EG
EO-EZ
Every Second Every
Minute Every Day
ESH
Experience, Strength,
and Hope
ESMF
Eat Sh** Mother F***er
ESO
Equipment Smarter
than Operator
ETA
Estimated Time of
Arrival -or- Edited
To Add
every1
EVRE1
Everyone
EWI
E-mailing While
Intoxicated
EZ
Easy
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F2F
Face-to-Face
FAB
Features Attributes Benefits
F
FBI
FGDAI
FBKS
FIF FMTYEWTK
F***ing Brilliant Idea -orFemale Body Inspector
Failure Between Keyboard
and Seat
FBOCD
Facebook Obsessive
Compulsive Disorder
FAH
FCFS
FAP
FCOL
FAQL
FDGB
F***ing A Hot
F***ing A Pissed
Frequently Asked
Questions List
FAQOMFT
Frequently Argued Waste
Of My F***ing Time
FASB
Fast Ass Son Bitchii
FAWC
For Anyone Who Cares
FB
F*** Buddy
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FG-FO
First Come, First Served
For Crying Out Loud
Fall Down Go Boom
FE
Fatal Error
Fuhgedaboudit -orForget About It
F*** I’m Funny
FIIK
F*** If I Know
F*** Me Like The
Whore I Am
Far More Than You Ever
Wanted To Know
FMUTA
FNG
Father-In-Law
FILF
Father I’d Like to F***
FILTH
Failed In London, Try
Hong Kong
F***ed up, Insecure,
Neurotic, Emotional
FMLTWIA
F*** Me Up The Ass
FIL
FINE
Index
F***ing New Guy
FO
FOAD
F*** Off
F*** Off And Die
FOAF
Friend Of A Friend
FF
FOAG
FISH F*** Off And Google
FF&PN
FOC
FITB Free of Charge
Friends Forever
Fresh Fields and
Pastures New
FFS
For F*** Sake
First In, Still Here
Fill In The Blanks
FLA
FLUID
Four Letter Acronym
F***ing Look it Up, I Did
FOFL
Falling on Floor Laughing
FOGC
Fear Of Getting Caught
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FOL
FU-FY
F
Index
FTASB
FU2 FWOT
F*** You Too
F***ing Waste Of Time
FOMC
FTBOMH
FUBAR
FYA
FOMCL
FTF
FUBB
For Your Edification
Fond of Leather
Fell Off My Chair
Falling Off My Chair
Laughing
FORD
Found On Road Dead
-or- Fixed Or Repaired
Daily -or- F***ed Over
Rebuilt Dodge
FOS
Full Of Sh**
FRED
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
From The Bottom Of My Heart
F*** That’s Funny -or- Face
To Face
FTFOI
For The Fun Of It -or- For The
F*** Of It
F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FTL
FTLOG
Faster Than Light
For The Love Of God
F***ing Ridiculous
Electronic Device
FTN
FS
FTR
For Sale
FSBO
For Sale By Owner
FSR
For Some Reason
FSU
F*** Sh** Up
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F*** That Noise
For The Record
FTRF
F*** That’s Really Funny
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty, and
Disinformation
FUJIMO
For The Time Being
FTW
For Your Amusement
FYE
FYEO
For Your Eyes Only
FYF
From Your Friend
F*** You Jack I’m
Movin’ On
FYI
FUM
FYIFV
F***ed Up Mess
FURTB
Filled Up and Ready
To Burst
FWB
FTTB
For The Win -or- F*** The World
F***ed Up Beyond All
Recognition
Friends With Benefits
FWD
Forward
FWIW
For What It’s Worth
For Your Information
F*** You I’m Fully
Vested
FYLTGE
From Your Lips To
God’s Ears
FYM
For Your Misinformation
FYSBIGTBABN
Fasten Your Seat
Belts It’s Going To Be
A Bumpy Night
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GC-GI
G
Index
GAL
GC GFTD
G1
GALGAL
GD&R
G2G
GALHER
G
Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle
Good One
Got to Go
G2GLYS
Got To Go Love Ya So
Get A Life
Give A Little Get A Little
Get A Load of Her
GALHIM
Get A Load of Him
G4I
Grinning, Ducking and
Running
GD&RF
Grinning, Ducking and
Running Fast
GDI
GAP
GDW
Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People
Grin, Duck and Wave
GAS
GF
Go For It
Got A Second?
Girlfriend
G4N
gawd
GFF
god
Go F***ing Figure
GA
GB
GFI
Go Ahead
Go For It
GAB
GBG
GFN
Great Big Grin
Gone For Now
GBH
GFON
GAFYK
Get Away From Your Keyboard
Great Big Hug
Good For One Night
GAGFI
GBTW
GFR
Gives A Gay First Impression
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Get Back To Work
Grim File Reaper
Good For You -or- Go
F*** Yourself -or- Go
Find Yourself
GFYMF
Good Game -or- Gotta
Go -or- Giggling
GGA
GGGG
GGN
Good Game All
God, God, God, God
Gotta Go Now
Good Bridge
Getting A Beer
GFY
GG
Getting Another Beer
Good For Nothing
Go F*** Yourself Mother
F***er
God Damn It -or- God
Damn Independent
GANB
Thumbs Up
Gone For The Day
Good Crib
GGOH
Gotta Get Out of Here
GGP
Gotta Go Pee
GHM
GI
God Help Me
Google It
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GIC
GN-GT
G
Index
Gift In Crib
Good Looking Girl
GLG
GNSD GRAS
GIDK
GLGH
GOI
Gee I Don’t Know
GIGO
Garbage In, Garbage Out
GILF
Grandmother I’d Like to F***
GIWIST
Gee, I Wish I’d Said That
GJ
Good Job
GJP
Good Job Partner
GL
Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GLA
Good Luck All
GLB
Good Looking Boy
GLBT
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual,
Transgender
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Good Luck and Good Hunting
GLYASDI
God Loves You And So Do I
GM
Good Morning -or- Good Move
GMAB
Give Me A Break
GMAFB
Give Me A F***ing Break
GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT
Great Minds Think For
Themselves
GN
Good Night
GNBLFY
Got Nothing But Love For You
GNOC
Get Naked On Cam
Good Night Sweet Dreams
Get Over It
God Only Knows
Giggling Out Loud
GR2BR
Good Riddance To
Bad Rubbish
GR8
Great
GSOAS
GSOH
Good Sense Of Humor
Get Off Your High Horse
Grinning Running
And Ducking
GRRR
Go Sit On A Snake
GOYHH
GR&D
Growling
Gay Or Straight
Get On With It
grrlz
girls, also seen as grrl
GOS
GOWI
gratz
Congratulations
GOK
GOL
Generally Recognized
As Safe
GSYJDWURMNKH
Good Seeing You,
Just Don’t Wear Your
Monkey Hat
GT
Good Try
GTFO
Get The F*** Out
GTFOOH
Get The F*** Out
Of Here
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GTG
Got To Go
GTGB
Got To Go, Bye
GTGP
Got To Go Pee
GTH
Go To Hell
Good To Know
GTM
Giggle To Myself
GTRM
Going To Read Mail
GTSY
Glad To See You
GUD
Geographically
UnDesirable
guvment
H&K HAGN
GWS
h/o HAGO
Get With It
Hugs and Kisses
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Have A Good Night
Hold On
Have A Good One
GYHOOYA
HAK
Hugs And Kisses
Downloading...
HAND
GYPO
Get Your Pants Off
Have a Nice Day
h/p HAR
Hit And Run
Hold Please
H4U HAWTLW
Hello And Welcome To
Last Week
Hot For You
H4XX0R
Hacker -or- To Be Hacked
H9
Husband in room
have a good one
HAGD
HBASTD
Hitting Bottom And
Starting To Dig
Have Advised
hag1
HB
Hurry Back
HADVD
Have a Great Day
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GWI
Get Your Head Out Of
Your Ass
GTK
government, also seen
as guvmint, gumint
H
Get Well Soon
H-HB
HBB
Hip Beyond Belief
HBIB
Hot But Inappropriate Boy
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HBIC
Head Bitch In Charge
HBU
How Bout You?
HCC
H
HOYEW HUD
HIH
HUGZ
HP Hugs
Hope It Helps
HD
HITAKS
HF
Help, I’m Out Of Coffee
Hang In There And
Keep Smiling
HHIS
HNTI
HHO1/2K
Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ
Ha-Ha, Only Joking
huh
HPPO what
HUYA
Highest Paid Person
in Office
How Should I Know
HMFIC
Hanging Head In Shame
How You Doing?
HSIK
Hello Friend -or- Have
Fun -or- Have Faith
Head MOFO In Charge
Hanging On Your
Every Word
Higher Power
HIOOC
Hold
HT
Hi There
How Nice That/This Is
HTB
Hang The Bastards
HNTW
How Nice That Was
HNY
Happy New Year
HTH
Hope This (or That)
Helps
HTNOTH
Hit The Nail On The
Head
HO
HHOS
HOHA
HU
HHTYAY
HOIC
HUA
Ha-Ha, Only Serious
Happy Holidays To You
And Yours
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Hang On -or- Hold On
HOllywood HAcker
Hold On, I’m Coming
Hook Up
Heads Up Ace
-or- Head
Up Ass
Head Up Your Ass
HWGA
HHOK
Ha Ha, Only Kidding
Index
HIG
How’s It Going
Holy Computer Crap
HO-HW
Here We Go Again
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IB-ID
I
Index
I 1-D-R
IANAE
IBT IDGAF
i h8 it
IANAL
IBTC
I&I
IANNNGC
IBTD IDGI
IASAP4U
In Any Case -or- I Am Confused
-or- If Anyone Cares
IAT
IAE
IAW
I Wonder
i hate it
Intercourse & Inebriation
I-D-L
Ideal
IAC
In Any Event
I Am Not An Expert
I Am Not A Lawyer
I Am Not Nurturing the Next
Generation of Casualties
I Always Say A Prayer For You
I Am Tired
I Agree With -or- In
Accordance With
IAYM
Subject:
I Am Your Master
IBGYBG
IAITS
It’s All In The Subject
IANAC
I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV
I Am Not A Doctor But I Play
One On TV
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In Between Technology
Itty Bitty Titty Committee
I Don’t Give A F***
I Beg To Differ
IBTL
In Before The Lock
ICBW
I Could Be Wrong
ICYC
I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t
Get Involved
IDK
IDK, my BFF Jill
Independent Contractor
-or- In Character -or- I See
I Can’t Wait
I Don’t Give A Rats Ass
I Don’t Know
IC
ICW
IDGARA
I Don’t Know, my Best
Friend Forever Jill
IDKY
I Don’t Know You
IDM
It Does Not Matter
IDRK
IDST
I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone
In Case You’re Curious
-or- In Case You Care
IBIWISI
ID10T
IBK
IDC
IBRB
IDGAD IDTS
Idiot
I’ll Believe It When I See It
Idiot Behind Keyboard
I’ll Be Right Back
I Don’t Care
I Don’t Give A Damn
I Don’t Really Know
I Didn’t Say That
IDTA
I Did That Already
I Don’t Think So
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IEF
It’s Esther’s Fault
IF/IB
IFAB
IIABDFI
I Hear You
IFU
I F***ed Up
If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It
If I Tell You Will You Buy Me
A Drink
IIWM
If It Were Me
IIIO
Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IJPMP
I Just Pissed My Pants
IJWTK
I Just Want To Know
IGGP
IIMAD
IJWTS
IGTP
IIR
IKALOPLT
IGYHTBT
IIRC
I Gotta Go Pee
I Get The Point
I Guess You Had To
Be There
If It Makes An(y) Difference
If I Remember -or- If I Recall
If I Remember Correctly
-or- If I Recall Correctly
IHA
IIT
IHAIM
IITLYTO
I Hate Acronyms
I Have Another Instant
Message
IHNO
I Have No Opinion
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Is It Tight?
If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old
IITYWIMWYBMAD
If I Tell You What It Means
Will You Buy Me A Drink
I Just Want To Say
I Know A Lot Of People
Like That
IKWYM
I Know What You Mean
IKYABWAI
I Know You Are But
What Am I?
ILA
I Love Acronyms
ILF/MD
I Love Female/Male
Dominance
Index
ILICISCOMK
IITYWYBMAD
I Have Truly Found Paradise
-or- I Hate This F***ing Place
IHU
I Found A Bug
I
IHTFP
In the Front -or- In
the Back
II-IM
I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat
/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs
/Coke On My Keyboard
ILMJ
ILU
ILUAAF
I Love My Job
I Love You
I Love You As A Friend
ILY
I Love You
IM
Instant Messaging
-or- Immediate Message
IM2BZ2P
I aM Too Busy To
(even) Pee
IMA
I Might Add
IMAO
IMCO
In My Arrogant Opinion
In My Considered Opinion
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IME
INBD
IMEZRU
INMP
IMHEIUO
INNW
ISH
INPO
ISO
In My Experience
In My High Exalted Informed
Unassailable Opinion
IMHO
In My Humble Opinion
In My Not So Humble
Opinion
IMO
In My Opinion
IMOO
In My Own Opinion
IMPOV
In My Point Of View
IMRU
I Am, Are You?
IMS
I Am Sorry
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In No Particular Order
It’s No Use Crying Over
Spilt Milk
In My Never Even Remotely
Humble Opinion
IMNSHO
INUCOSM
IMNERHO
I Totally Agree
In Real Life
If Not Now, When
IOH
I See A Great Need
Insert Sarcasm Here
In The Final Analysis
ITM
In Search Of
ISS
I Said So -or- I’m So Sure
ISSYGTI
ION
ISTM
IONO
ISTR
I Don’t Know
It Seems to Me
I Seem To Remember
IOUD
ISWC
IOW
ISWYM
IPN
ISYALS
Inside, Outside, Upside Down
In Other Words
If Stupid Were a Crime
I See What You Mean
I’ll Send You A Letter Soon
ITIGBS
I Think I’m Going To
Be Sick
I’m Outta Here
Index Of Names
ISAGN ITFA
I’m So Sure You Get
The Idea
I’m Posting Naked
Index
IRL ITA
It’s No Big Deal
It’s Not My Problem
I Am Easy, Are You?
IR-IW
In The Money
ITS
Intense Text Sex
ITSFWI
If The Shoe Fits
Wear It
IUM
If You Must
IWALU
I Will Always
Love You
IWBNI
It Would Be Nice If
IWFU
I Wanna F*** You
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J-JF
J
Index
I Wish I Was You
I Like You
IYQ
J/C J5M
IWSN
IYSS
J/J JAD
IYAOYAS
IYSWIM
IWIWU
I Want Sex Now
If You Ain’t Ordinance
You Ain’t Sh**
If You Say So
If You See What I Mean
Just Checking
Just Five Minutes
Just Another day
Just Joking
JAFO
Just Another F***ing
Onlooker
hahaha hehehe
hahaha hehehe
hehehe
IYD
hahaha hahaha
JAFS
Just A F***ing Salesman
In Your Dreams
IYDMMA
If You Don’t Mind
My Asking
IYFEG
Insert Your Favorite
Ethnic Group
IYKWIM
If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD
If You Know What I Mean
And I Think You Do
IYO
In Your Opinion
J/K
Just Kidding
JAM
Just A Minute
J/O
Jerking Off
JAS
Just A Second
J/P
Just Playing
J/W
Just Wondering
JC
Just Curious -or- Just
Chilling -or- Jesus Christ
JDI
J2LYK Just Do It
Just To Let You Know
J4F
Just For Fun
JEOMK
Just Ejaculated On
My Keyboard
J4G JFH
Just F*** Her
Just For Grins
J4T or JFT JFI
Just For Information
Just For Today
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K-KM
K
Index
Just In Case
Just To Let You Know
JTLYK
K KISS
JK
JTOL
KB KIT
JTOU
KBD kitty
JIC
Just Kidding
JM2C
Just My 2 Cents
Just Thinking Out Loud
JMO
Just My Opinion
JOOTT
Just One Of Those Things
JP
Just Thinking Of You
JUADLAM
Jumping Up And Down
Like A Monkey
Keep It Simple Stupid
OK
Keep In Touch
Kick Butt
Keyboard
kewl
code word for vagina
KK
KMA
KMFHA
KFY -or- K4Y KMP
Keep Me Posted
KHYF KMRIA
Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KIA KMSLA
Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMUF
KMWA
cool
JW
Kiss My Ass
Just Wondering
Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
Just Playing
JSU
Just Shut Up
JSYK
Just So You Know
JT
Just Teasing
Kiss For You
Know How You Feel
Killed In Action
KIBO
Knowledge In,
Bullsh** Out
KIR
Keep It Real
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Kiss Kiss
Kiss Me You Fool
Kiss My White Ass
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L-LH
L
Index
KOK
L LD
KOTC
L8R
Knock
Kiss On The Cheek
Laugh
Later
Long Distance -orLater Dude
LDIMEDILLIGAF
Look Deeply Into
KOTL
L?^ My Eyes, Does It Look
KPC
LABATYD LDR
Kiss On The Lips
Keeping Parents Clueless
KS
Kill Stealer
KUTGW
Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM
Let’s hook up
Life’s A Bitch And Then
You Die
Lame Ass Quote
LB?W/C
Like Bondage? Whips
or Chains
Lord Give Me A Sign
LBR and LGR
Little Boy’s Room and
Little Girl’s Room
LBUG or LBIG
Laughing Because
You’re Gay -or- Laughing
Because I’m Gay
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Let’s F***
LGMAS
KYFC
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Looking Forward To It
Kiss With Serious Tongue Action
Keep Your Pants On
Let’s Do The Time
Warp Again
LFTI
KWSTA
KYPO
Long Distance
Relationship
LAQ LDTTWA
Know What I Mean?
Keep Your Fingers Crossed
Like I Give A F***
LHM
Lord Have Mercy
LHO
Laughing Head Off
LHOS
Lets Have Online Sex
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L
LHSO
LMIRL
LHU
LMK
Let’s Have Sex Online
Let’s Hook Up
LIFO
Last In, First Out
LO-LU
Let’s Meet In Real Life
Let Me Know
LMSO
Laughing My Socks Off
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LOOL LTIC
Laughing Outragously
Out Loud
Laughing ‘Til I Cry
LOPSOD
Laughing Til I Orgasm
Long On Promises,
Short On Delivery
LORE
LTIO
LTM
Laughing To Myself
LIS
LMTC
Left a Message To Contact
Learn Once, Repeat
Everywhere
LJBF
LMTCB
LOU LTNT
LKITR
LOL
LPOS LTR
Laughing In Silence
Let’s Just Be Friends
Little Kid In The Room
LLOM
Like Leno on Meth
LLTA
Left Message To Call Back
Laughing Out Loud -orLots of Love
LOLA
Laugh Out Loud Again
Laughing Over You
Lazy Piece Of Sh**
LTNS
Long Time No See
Long Time, No Type
Long Term Relationship
LRF LTS
Little Rubber Feet
Laughing to Self
LSHITIPAL LTTIC
Lots and Lots of
Thunderous Applause
LOLZ
Lots Of Laughs
Laughing So Hard I
Think I Peed A Little
LMAO
LOMBARD
LSHMBH LULU
Laughing My F***ing
Ass Off
LOML
LSV LUMTP
LMHO
LONH
LTHTT luser
Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO
Laughing My Head Off
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Right Dick
Love Of My Life
Lights On, Nobody Home
Laughing So Hard
My Belly Hurts
Language, Sex, Violence
Laughing Too Hard
To Type
Look The Teacher Is
Coming
Locally Undesirable
Land Use
Love You More Than Pie
loser
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M-MI
M
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Love You So Much
Love You Like a Brother
LYLAB
M2NY MEGO
Me Too, Not Yet
My Eyes Glaze Over
LWR
LYLAS
M4C
meh
LY
LYLB
m4w MFD
LY4E
LYMI
M8 or M8s MfG
LYA
LYWAMH
LUSM
Launch When Ready
Love You
Love You Forever
Love You All
LYB
Love You Babe
LYCYLBB
Love You, See You Later,
Bye Bye
LYKYAMY
Love You, Kiss You,
Already Miss You
LYL
Love You Lots
Love You Like A Sister
Love You Later Bye
Love You, Mean It
Love You With All My Heart
Meet for Coffee
men for women
Mate -or- Mates
MATURE
M
Who cares, whatever
Multi-Function Device
Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MFIC
Mother F***er In Charge
MFWIC
Mo Fo Who’s In Charge
MA MHBFY
Mature Audience
My Heart Bleeds For You
MAYA mhhm
Most Advanced Yet
Accessible
uh huh -or- yeah
MHOTY
MB My Hat’s Off To You
Message Board
MIA
MBN Missing In Action
Must Be Nice
MIHAP
MBRFN May I Have Your Attention
Must Be Real F***ing Nice
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M
MIL
MML
MILF
MO
MIRL
MOF
Mother-In-Law
Mother I’d Like to F***
Meet In Real Life
Made Me Laugh
Move On
Matter Of Fact
MOTAS
Member Of The
Appropriate Sex
MSNUW
MOTD MSTM
Message Of The Day
Makes Sense To Me
MOTOS MTBF
Member(s) Of The
Opposite Sex
Mean Time Before Failure
MOFO
MKOP
MOMPL
One Moment Please
Member(s) Of The
Same Sex
MLA
MOO
MPFB With You
My Kind Of Place
Mother F***er
MTF
MOTSS More To Follow
MTFBWY
May The Force Be
Mud, Object-Oriented
-or- Matter Of Opinion
My Personal F***
Buddy
MOOS
MRA
Member Of The Opposite Sex
Moving Right Along
giving the digital
middle finger
MOP
MRPH With You
MM
MorF
Multiple Letter Acronym
MLAS
My Lips Are Sealed
mlm
Market Maker
MMHA2U
My Most Humble
Apologies To You
mmk
mmm ok
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MOment Please
Male or Female
MOS
Mom Over Shoulder
MOSS
Member(s) Of The Same Sex
Index
Mini-Skirt No
UnderWear
MITIN
More Info Than I Needed
MO-MU
MTLA
My True Love Always
MTSBWY
May The Schwartz Be
Mail the Right Place
for Help
MSG
Message
MUAH or MWAH
The sound of a kiss
MUBAR
Messed up Beyond All
MSMD Recognition
Monkey See
Monkey Do
MUSL
Missing You Sh** Loads
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N-NB
N
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MUSM
N-A-Y-L NAGB
MVA
N/A
Miss You So Much
Motor Vehicle Accident
MVA no PI
Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury
MVA w/PI
Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury
MWBRL
More Will Be Revealed Later
MYL
Mind Your Language
MYOB
Mind Your Own Business
In A While
Not Applicable -orNot Affiliated
Nearly Almost A Good
Bridge
NAK
Nursing At Keyboard
N/M NALOPKT
Nothing Much
Text
Not A Lot Of People
Know That
NASCAR
Non-Athletic Sport Centered
Around Rednecks
natch
N/T Naturally
No Text
NATO
N1 No Action, Talk Only
Nice One
N2M
Not To Mention -orNot Too Much
N2MJCHBU
Not Too Much Just
Chillin, How Bout You?
NAVY
Never Again Volunteer
Yourself
NAZ
Name, Address, Zip
(also means Nasdaq)
NB4T
NAB Not Before Time
Not A Blonde
NBD
NADT No Big Deal
Not A Damn Thing
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NBFAB
ne1er
NFW NIMBY
NBFABS
Ne2H
NIMJD
NG Not In My Job Description
NBIF
NEET
Not Bad For A Beginner
Not Bad For A Bot Stopper
No Basis In Fact
NBLFY
Nothing But Love For You
NBS
No Bull Sh**
NC
Nice Crib
NCG
New College Graduate
NDN
anyone here?
Need To Have
Not currently Engaged in
Employment, Education,
or Training
NESEC
Any Second
NEV
Neighborhood Electric Vehicle
NEWS
North, East, West, South
NFBSK
Not For British School Kids
No F***ing Way -orNo Feasible Way
Not In My Back Yard
New Game
NIMQ
NGB Not In My Queue
Nearly Good Bridge
NIMY
NH Never In A Million Years
Nice Hand
NINO
NHOH Nothing In, Nothing Out
Never Heard Of Him/Her
-or- No Input, No Output
NI4NI NISM
An Eye For An Eye
Need I Say More
NICE NITL
Nonsense In Crappy
Existence
Not In This Lifetime
Nude In Front Of The
Computer
F***ing Dreams
NFC
NIYWFD
NIFOC Not In Your Wildest
ne-wayz
NFF
NLL
NIGYYSOB Nice Little Lady
ne1
NFG
ne14kfc
NFS
Indian
ne
Any
anyways
Anyone
anyone for KFC?
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Not Favorably Considered
-or- No F***ing Chance
No F***ing Fair
Not F***ing GoodNFI
Need For Sex -or- Network
File System
Now I’ve Got You, You
Son Of a B*tch
NM
Never Mind -or- Nothing
NIH Much -or- Nice Move
Not Invented Here
nm, u
NIM not much, you?
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NME
NOA
NSA NTW
NMH
NOFI
NSFW NTYMI
NMHJC
NOS
NSS NUB
NMP
NOY
NTA
Enemy
Not Much Here
Not Much Here, Just Chilling
Not My Problem
Not Online Anymore
No OFfense Intended
New Old Stock
Not Online Yet
No Strings Attached
Not Safe For Work
No Sh** Sherlock
Not This Again
NMTE
NOYB
nth
NMU
NP
NTIM
Now More Than Ever
Not Much, You?
NN
Not Now -or- Need
NNCIMINTFZ
Not Now Chief, I’m In The
F ***in’ Zone
NNR
Need Not Respond
NNWW
Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink
NO
Not Online
no praw
no problem
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None Of Your Business
No Problem -or- Nosy Parents
NQA
No Questions Asked
NQOCD
Not Quite Our Class Dear
NR
Nice Roll
NRG
Energy
NRN
No Reply Necessary
NS
Nice Set
nothing
Not That It Matters
NTIMM
Not That It
Matters Much
NTK
Nice To Know
NTM
Not That Much
NTMU
Nice To Meet You
NTTAWWT
Not That There’s Anything
Wrong With That
Not To Worry
Now That You Mention It
New person to a site
or game
NUFF
Enough Said
NVM
NeVer Mind
NVNG
Nothing Ventured,
Nothing Gained
NW
No Way
NWAL
Nerd Without A Life
NWR
Not Work Related
NYC
Not Your Concern
NYCFS
New York City Finger Salute
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O
Opponent -or- Over
OAO
Over And Out
OATUS
On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS
On An Unrelated Subject
OB
Obligatory
OBE
Overcome By Events
OBO
Or Best Offer
OBTW
Oh By The Way
O
OC
Original Character -orOwn Character
OCD
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
ODTAA
One Damn Thing After Another
OIC
Oh, I See
OICU812
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Oh My Buddha
Over and Out
OMDB OOAK
Over My Dead Body
One Of A Kind
OMFG OOC
Oh My F***ing God
OMG
Oh My God
OMIK
Out Of Character
-or- Out Of Control
OOF
Out Of Facility
OOI
OK
OML OOO
OL
OMW OOS
OLL
ONID OOTB
OLN
ONNA
All Correct
Old Lady
OnLine Love
Only Laughed Once
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OMB OO
Open Mouth, Insert
Keyboard
OLO
Old Battle Axe
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Oh I See, You Ate One Too
OnLine Netiquette
OBX
OM-OS
OM
Old Man
Oh My Lord
On My Way
Oh No I Didn’t
Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA
Oh No, Not This Again
Out Of Interest
Out Of Office
Out Of Stock
Out Of The Box -orOut Of The Blue
OOTC
Obligatory On Topic
Comment
OSIF
ONUD Oh Sh** I Forgot
Oh No You Didn’t
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OSINTOT
P
P PAW
OTT
P&C PB
OTTOMH
P-ZA PBB
Pizza
Parent Behind Back
OTW
P2C2E
PBEM
On The Phone
OST
Over The Top
OT
Off Topic
OTASOIC
Owing To A Slight
Oversight In Construction
OTC
Over The Counter
OTF
Off The Floor -or- On
The phone (Fone)
OTH
Off The Hook
Off The Top Of My Head
Off The Wall
OUSU
Oh, You Shut Up
Partner
Private & Confidential
Process Too Complicated
To Explain
P2U4URAQTP
OWTTE
Peace To You For You
Are A Cutie Pie
OZ
Parent Alert
Or Words To That Effect
Australia
Parents Are Watching
Potty Break
Play By EMail
PBJ
Peanut Butter and Jelly
-or- Pretty Boy Jock
PC
P911 Personal Computer
-or- Politically Correct
PA PCM
Parent Alert
Please Call Me
PD
OTL
Public Domain
Out To Lunch
PDA
OTOH
On The Other Hand
PAL
Parents Are Listening
Personal Digital
Assistant -or- Public
Display of Affection
PDOMA
Directly Out Of
PANS Pulled
My Ass
Pretty Awesome
New Stuff
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OTP
Oh Sh** I Never
Thought Of That
On Second Thought
P-PD
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PI-PO
P
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Pretty Darn Quick
Pointy Haired Stupidvisor
PHS
pix PMIGBOM
PDS
PIAPS
Pig In A Pant Suit
PLO
Please Don’t Shout
PEBCAC
Problem Exists Between
Chair And Computer
PIBKAC
PLOKTA
PEBCAK
PICNIC
PLOS PMP
Problem Exists Between
Chair And Keyboard
Problem In Chair, Not
In Computer
PEEP
PIF
PMSL
PLS Pissed MySelf Laughing
PIMP
PNATMBC
PLZ Pay No Attention To
PIMPL
PM PNCAH
PDQ
Problem Is Between Keyboard
And Chair
People Engaged and
Empowered for Peace
Paid In Full
peeps
Peeing In My Pants
people
PFA
Pulled From Ass -orPlease Find Attached
PFC
Pretty F***ing Cold
phat
Pretty Hot And Tempting
PHB
Pointy Haired Boss
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Peeing In My Pants Laughing
PIN
Person In Need
PIR
Parent In Room
PITA
Pain In The Ass
PITMEMBOAM
Peace In The Middle East My
Brother Of Another Mother
pictures -or- photos
Peace, Love, Out
Press Lots Of Keys
To Abort
Parents Looking
Over Shoulder
Put Mind In Gear Before
Opening Mouth
PMJI
Pardon My Jumping In
PML
Pissing Myself Laughing
Peeing My Pants
Please
Please
Personal Message
-or- Private Message
Man Behind the Curtain
Please, No Cursing
Allowed Here
PMBI PND
Pardon My Butting In
PMF
Pardon My French
-or- Pure Freaking Magic
Possibly Not Definitely -orPersonal Navigation Device
PO
Piss Off
PMFJI POAHF
Pardon Me For
Jumping In
Put On A Happy Face
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P
Passed Out At Keyboard
People
PP
PU
POMS
PPL
puter
PONA
pron
PVP
POS
PRW
PWAS
PS
PWCB
PSA
pwn
PSO
pwnt
Person Over Thirty Acting
Twenty One
PTH
PWP
POTS
PTMM
POAK
Parent Over My Shoulder
Person Of No Account
Parent Over Shoulder
-or- Piece Of Sh**
POSC
Piece Of Sh** Computer
POSSLQ
Persons of the Opposite
Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POTATO
Plain Old Telephone System
-or- Pat On The Shoulder
POTUS
President of the United States
POV
Point Of View
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Pay-Per-Lead -or- People
porn
Parents Are Watching
Post Script
Public Service Announcement
Product Superior to Operator
Prime Tanning Hours
Please Tell Me More
PTP
Pardon The Pun
PTPOP
Pat The Pissed Off Primate
That Stinks
computer
Player Versus Player
Prayer Wheels Are Spinning
Person Will Call Back
own
owned
Plot, What Plot?
PU-PW
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R
Q2C
QS
r
are
QC
Quality Control
QT
r u goin
are you going?
QFT
QYB
Quick To Cum
Quoted For Truth -orQuit F***ing Talking
Quit Scrolling
Cutie
Quit Your Bitching
Hellooooo...
QL
Quit Laughing
QLS
Reply
R U there?
Are you there?
R&D
“day”
QOTD
Quote Of The Day
QQ
Quick Question -or- Cry More
Research &
Development
R&R
Rest & Relaxation
RAEBNC
Read And Enjoyed,
But No Comment
Remotely Activated
Trojan
Right Back at Ya
RBAY Right Back At You
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RBTL
Read Between
The Lines
RC
Remote Control
RCI
Rectal Cranial Inversion
RE
Regards -or- Reply
-or- Hello Again
REHI
Hi Again
RFD Request For Discussion
RFR Really F***ing Rich
RFS Really F***ing Soon
RAT RGR
RB@Ya 70
R-RH
Roger
RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges
RHK RoundHouse Kick
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R
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RIYL
RN
Right Now
ROTGLMAO
RKBA
RNN
Reply Not Necessary
RTFAQ ROTM Read The FAQ
Recommended If
You Like
Right to Keep and
Bear Arms
RL
Real Life
RLCO
Real Life Conference
RLF
Real Life Friend
RM
Remake
RMETTH
Rolling My Eyes To
The Heavens
RMLB Read My Lips Baby
ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROR
Raffing Out Roud (in
scooby-doo dialect)
ROTFL
Rolling On The Floor
Laughing
ROTFLMAO
Rolling On The Floor
Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMFAO
Rolling On The Floor
Laughing My F***ing
Ass Off
Rolling On The Ground
Laughing My Ass Off
Right On The Money
RTBS Reason To Be Single
RPG
Role Playing Games
RTFF Read The F***ing
FAQ
RRQ Return Receipt
reQuested
RTFM Read The F***ing
Manual
RRR
haR haR haR
(instead of LOL)
RTFQ Read The F***ing
Question
RSN Real Soon Now
RTH Release The Hounds
RSVP Repondez S’il
Vous Plait
RTK Return To Keyboard
RT
Read The Manual
-or- Read The F***ing
Manual
RTM or RTFM ROTFLOL
RMMA Rolling On The Floor
Laughing Out Loud
Real Time
RTSM
RMMM Read My Mail Man
ROTGL
RTB Returning To Base
(home)
RTBM Read The Bloody
Manual
RTTSD Right Thing To Say
Dude
Reading My Mind Again
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Rolling On The Ground
Laughing
Read The Silly Manual
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S
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RTWFQ Read The Whole
F***ing Question
RUS
S
Smile
SBI Sorry ‘Bout It
RU
RUSOS
Are You SOS
(in trouble)?
S2R Send To Receive
SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again
RU/18
Are You Over 18?
RUT
RUFKM RUUP4IT
S4B Sh** for Brains
RX
S4L Spam For Life
Are You?
Are You F***ing
Kidding Me?
RUH
Are You Horny?
RUMCYMHMD
Are You Serious?
Are You There?
Are You Up For It?
Regards
RYFM
Read Your Friendly Manual
Are You on Medication
Cause You Must Have
Missed a Dose
RYO Roll Your Own
RUMORF
RYS
Are You Male
OR Female?
RUNTS
Are You Nuts?
RUOK
Are You OK?
Read Your Screen
S2U SBUG Same To You
SADAD Suck A Dick And Die
Mom
SAHM Stay At Home Mom
SAIA
Stupid Asses In Action
SAPFU Surpassing All Previous
Foul Ups
SB
Stand By
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Small Bald Unaudacious
Goal
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
SDK Scottie Doesn’t Know -orSoftware Developer’s Kit
sec
wait a second
SED
Said Enough Darling
SEG
Sh** Eating Grin
SEP
Somebody Else’s Problem
SETE
Smiling Ear To Ear
SEWAG Scientifically Engineered
Wild Ass Guess
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S
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SF
SIC
Spelling Is Correct
sk8er
skater
SMB
SFAIAA SICL Sitting In Chair Laughing
skater
sk8r
SME Subject Matter Expert
SFETE SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
SL SMEM SFLA
SII
Seriously Impaired Imagination
SLAP SMH
Sounds Like A Plan
Shaking My Head
SIL
Sister-In-Law
SLAW Sounds Like A Winner
SMIM Send Me an Instant Message
SIP
Skiing In Powder
SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid
SMOP Small Matter of Programming
SIT
SLM See Last Mail
smt
SITCOM
SHB
Single Income, Two Children,
Oppressive Mortgage
SLOM Sticking Leeches
On Myself
SNAFU Situation Normal, All
F***ed Up
shhh SITD Still In The Dark
SLT Something Like That
SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy
SHID SIUP
Suck It Up Pussy
SM SNERT SHMILY SIUYA Shove It Up Your Ass
SMAIM Surfer Friendly -orScience Fiction
So Far As I Am Aware
Smiling From Ear To Ear
Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFTTM Stop F***ing Talking To Me
SFX
Sound Effects -orStage Effects
SH
Sh** Happens
Should Have Been
quiet
Slap Head In Disgust
See How Much
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Second Life
Senior Moment
Send Me An Instant
Message
Suck My Balls
Send Me E-Mail
something
Snotty Nosed Egotistical
Rotten Teenager
SO
Significant Other
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SOB Son Of a B*tch
SOP Standard Operating Procedure
SOBT Stressed Out Big Time
SorG Straight or Gay
SOGOP SOS
Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
SOH
Sense Of Humor
SS-SU
Same Old Sh** -or- help
SOT
Short On Time
SSEWBA
Someday Soon,
Everything Will
Be Acronyms
SSIA
Subject Says It All
STBY
Sucks To Be You
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STS
So To Speak
STW
Search The Web
STYS Speak To You Soon
SU
Shut Up
SOHF
SOTMG Short On Time, Must Go
STD Seal The Deal
-or- Sexually
Transmitted Disease
SOI
SOW
Speaking Of Which -orStatement Of Work
SUAKM STFU Shut Up And Kiss Me
Sense Of Humor Failure
Self Owning Idiot
SOIAR
Sit On It And Rotate
sok
it’s ok
SOL
Sh** Out of Luck
some1
someone
SOMY
Sick Of Me Yet
SOOYA Snake Out Of Your Ass
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soz
Sorry
SRO Standing Room Only
srsly
seriously
SSC
Super Sexy Cute
SSDD
Same Sh** Different Day
SUAC Sh** Up A Creek
Shut The F*** Up
SUFI STFW Super Finger -or- Shut
Search The
F***ing Web
sth
something
Up F***ing Imbecile
SUFID Screwing Up Face
In Disgust
STM Spank The Monkey
SUL
STPPYNOZGTW sup what’s up?
Stop Picking Your
Nose, Get To Work
Snooze You Lose
sux
STR8 sucks
Straight
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SUYF Shut Up You Fool
SWIM See What I Mean?
T&C
Terms & Conditions
TANSTAAFL
SWAG Scientific Wild Ass
Guess -and- SoftWare
And Giveaways
SWIS See What I’m Saying
T@YL Talk At You Later
TAP
SWL
TA
Screaming With Laughter
Thanks Again
Sealed (or Sent) With
A Kiss
SWMBO
TABOOMA
SWALBCAKWS SWU
SWAK Sealed With A Lick
Because A Kiss
Won’t Stick
SWALK Sealed With A
Loving Kiss
She Who Must Be Obeyed
So What’s Up
SYL
See You Later
SYS
See You Soon
SWDYT SYT
See You Tomorrow
sweet<3
s^
So What Do You Think?
sweetheart
SWF
Single White Female
what’s up?
SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary
Take A Pill
TARFU Things Are Really
F***ed Up
Take A Bite Out
Of My Ass
TAS
TAF
That’s All, Folks
TAW
TAFN
That’s All For Now
Taking A Shower
Teachers Are Watching
TBA
To Be Advised
TBC
To Be Continued
TBD
To Be Determined
TAH
Take A Hike
TBE
TAKS
That’s A Knee Slapper
TBH
TANJ
There Ain’t No Justice
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There Ain’t No Such
Thing As A Free Lunch
Thick Between Ears
To Be Honest
TBYB
Try Before You Buy
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TC
Take Care
TCB
Trouble Came Back
TCOY
Take Care Of Yourself
TDM Too Darn Many
T
TFN
Thanks For Nothing
-or- Til Further Notice
TFS
Thanks For Sharing
-or- Three Finger Salute
TFTHAOT
Thanks For The Help
Ahead Of Time
TDTM TFTT Thanks For The Thought
TEOTWAWKI
TFX
Traffic
Talk Dirty To Me
The End Of The World
As We Know It
TFDS
That’s For Darn Sure
TGAL
Think Globally, Act Locally
TGGTG Thread From Hell
That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
TFLMS Thanks For Letting
Me Share
Thank God It’s Friday
TFH
TFM
Thanks From Me
TFMIU The F***ing Manual
Is Unreadable
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TI-TM
TGIF
THX or TX or THKS
Thanks
TIA
Thanks In Advance
TIAIL
Think I Am In Love
TIC
Tongue In Cheek
TIGAS
Think I Give A Sh**
TILII Tell It Like It Is
TINGTES
There Is No Gravity,
The Earth Sucks
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
Index
TKU4UK
Thank You For
Your Kindness
TLA
Three Letter Acronym
TLC Tender Loving Care
TLGO The List Goes On
TLITBC That’s Life In The Big City
TISC TLK2UL8R
This Is So Cool
Talk To You Later
TISL
This Is So Lame
TM
TISNC This Is So Not Cool
TMA
TISNF
That Is So Not Fair
TMI
TISNT
That Is So Not True
TMSGO Too Much Sh** Going On
TK
To Come
TMTOWTDI
Trust Me
Too Many Acronyms
Too Much Information
There’s More Than
One Way To Do It
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TNA
TP
TSNF
TNC
Tongue In Cheek
TPC The Phone Company
TSOB
TNT Til Next Time
TPS That’s Pretty Stupid
TNTL Trying Not To Laugh
TPTB The Powers That Be
TSR Totally Stuck in
RAM -or- Totally
Stupid Rules
TNX
Temporarily Not Available
Team Player -or- TelePort
That’s So Not Fair
Tough Son Of
a B*tch
TQM
Total Quality Management
TSRA
to go nookleer to explode
TRAM The Rest Are Mine
TT
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TOBG This Oughta Be Good
triple w
TOM
Tomorrow
true
TOPCA TS
Thanks
Til Our Paths Cross Again
TOT Tons Of Time
TOY Thinking Of You
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TS-TT
tripdub
troo
Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
TSIA
This Says It All
TSIF Thank Science It’s Friday
Two Shakes of a
Rat’s Ass
Big Tease
Index
TTKSF Trying To Keep a
Straight Face
TTMF Ta Ta MOFO
TTS Text To Speech
TTT That’s The Ticket
-or- To The Top -orThought That Too
TTTHTFAL
Talk To The Hand The
Face Ain’t Listening
TTA
TTTKA Time To Totally Kick Ass
TTBOMK
TTTT To Tell The Truth
Tap That Ass
To The Best Of
My Knowledge
TTUL TTFN Talk To You Later
Ta Ta For Now
TTG
Time to Go
TTIOT
The Truth Is
Out There
TTYAWFN
Talk To You A While
From Now
TTYL Talk To You Later -orType To You Later
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TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow
TXT IM Text Instant Message
u
You
TVM4YEM
TXT MSG
u up are you up?
TWHAB
TY
Thank You
You Will
TWHE TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off
You Too
TWIMC
TYG There You Go
Thank You Very Much
For Your E-Mail
This Won’t Hurt A Bit
The Walls Have Ears
To Whom It May
Concern
TWITA
That’s What I’m Talking
About
TWIWI text message
TYVM U-L
U2
EAT
Thank You Very Much
u8
you ate?
That Was Interesting,
Wasn’t It?
UBS Unique Buying State
TXS
UCWAP
Thanks
Up a Creek Without
A Paddle
UDH82BME
You’d Hate To Be Me
UDM You’re the Man
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U-UR
UG2BK
You’ve Got To
Be Kidding
Index
UGC User-Generated Content
unPC
unPolitically Correct
UNTCO You Need To Chill Out
UOK Are You OK?
UPOD Under Promise
Over Deliver
ur
you are
UR2K You Are Too Kind
URAPITA
You Are A Pain In The Ass
URSAI You Are Such An Idiot
URW You Are Welcome
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V
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VSF Very Sad Face
URWS You Are Wise
VBG Very Big Grin
URYY4M
You Are Too Wise For Me
VBS VWD Very Big Smile
Very Well Done
URZ
VC
Venture Capital
VWP Very Well Played
USP Unique Selling Proposition
VCDA Vaya Con Dios, Amigo
UTM You Tell Me
VEG
Very Evil Grin
yours
UV
Unpleasant Visual
UWIWU
You Wish I Was You
$
VFM Value For Money
VGN Vegan -or- Vegetarian
VM
Voice Mail
VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
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WB-WI
W
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w’s^
what’s up?
WAEF When All Else Fails
WBS Write Back Soon
WDYS What Did You Say?
W/
WAFB What A F***ing Bitch
WBU What ‘Bout You?
WDYT What Do You Think?
WAFM What A F***ing Mess
WC
Who Cares
WE
Whatever
WAFS Warm And Fuzzies
WCA Who Cares Anyway
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
W/E
WAG
WD
Well Done
WETSU We Eat This Sh** Up
W/O
WAI
What An Idiot
WF
Way Fun
w00t We Own the
Other Team
WAK
WDALYIC
Who Died And Left
You In Charge?
w4m women for men
Web Application Meets Brick
And Mortar
W8
Wait
WAYD What Are You Doing?
WGAFF WDT Who Gives A
Who Does That?
Flying F***
W9
Wife in room
WAYN Where Are You Now?
WDYM What Do You Mean?
WIBAMU
WAD Without A Doubt
WB Welcome Back -or- Write Back
WDYMBT
With
TGIF
Weekend
Without
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Wild Ass Guess
What A Kiss
WAMBAM
WFM WDDD Works For Me
Woopie Doo Da Dey
WG WDR Wicked Grin
With Due Respect
What Do You Mean
By That?
Well, I’ll Be A
Monkey’s Uncle
WIBNI Wouldn’t It Be Nice If
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WIIFM What’s In It For Me
WILCO Will Comply
WIM
Woe Is Me
W
WLMIRL
Would Like to Meet
In Real Life
WMHGB
Where Many Have
Gone Before
WMMOWS
WIP Work In Process
Wash My Mouth Out
With Soap
wirld WMPL world
Wet My Pants Laughing
WISP WNOHGB
Winning Is So Pleasurable
WIT
Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS
Where No One Has
Gone Before
WOA Work Of Art
WOG What In The F*** Is
This Sh**
Wise Old Guy
WITW WOM What In The World
Word Of Mouse
WIU
WOMBAT
Wrap It Up
wkewl way cool
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WO-WT
Waste Of Money, Brains
And Time
WOOF Well Off Older Folks
Index
woot We Own the Other Team
WTB Want To Buy
WOP With Out Papers
WTF What The F***
WOTAM
WTFDYJS
WOTD Word Of The Day
WTFGDA
Waste Of Time
And Money
WP Well Played
WRT With Regard To -orWith Respect To
wru where are you?
WRUD What Are You Doing?
WRUDATM
What The F*** Did
You Just Say?
Way To F***ing Go,
Dumb Ass
WTFH What The F***ing Hell
WTFWYCM
Why The F*** Would
You Call Me?
WTG Way To Go
WTGP
Want To Go Private?
What Are You Doing At
The Moment?
WTH What The Heck
WT
Without Thinking -orWhat The -or- Who The
WTHOW
White Trash Headline
Of the Week
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WTMI Way Too Much
Information
WTN What Then Now?
-or- Who Then Now?
W
wuz
was
WYM What do You Mean?
wuz4dina
What’s for dinner?
wymyn
women
WTS
wuzup what’s up?
WYP What’s Your Problem?
WTSDS WWJD What Would Jesus Do?
WYRN What’s Your Real Name?
WWSD What Would Satan Do?
WYS Whatever You Say
WWY Where Were You?
WYSILOB
Without Thinking
Too Much
WX
Weather
WYSIWYG
WU
WYCM Will You Call Me?
WYSLPG
WUF
WYD What You Doing?
WYT Whatever You Think
WUWH WYFM Would You F*** Me?
WYWH Wish You Were Here
Want To Sell
Where The Sun
Don’t Shine
WTSHTF
When The Sh** Hits
The Fan
WTTM
What’s Up
Where You From
Wish You Were Here
WUWHIMA
Wish You Were Here
In My Arms
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WYGISWYPF
What You Get Is What
You Pay For
What You See Is A Load of Bullocks
What You See Is What You Get
What You See Looks Pretty Good
WY-WY
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Y
Why? -or- Yes
XLNT
Excellent
YA YBF
par don
XME
Excuse Me
Yet Another
YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya
(as in yo-yo)
Yet Another
Bloody Acronym
XOXO XQZT YAFIYGI
You Asked For It
You Got It
Exquisite
XTC
Ecstasy
You’ve Been F***ed
YBS You’ll Be Sorry
YBY
YABA Yeah Baby Yeah
YACC Yet Another Calendar
Company
Hugs and Kisses
Index
YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd
X-I-10
Exciting
Y-YG
dixie
YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Ass
YCT
Your Comment To
YDKM You Don’t Know Me
YEPPIES
Young Experimenting
Perfection Seekers
YGBK You Gotta Be Kidding
YAJWD YGBSM
You Ain’t Just
Whistling Dixie
YAOTM Yet Another Off
Topic Message
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You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
YGLT You’re Gonna Love This
YGTBK You’ve Got To Be Kidding
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Y
YGWYPF
You Get What You Pay For
YR
Yeah Right
YUPPIES
YHM You Have Mail
YRYOCC You’re Running on
Your Own Cuckoo Clock
YW You’re Welcome
YIC
Yours In Christ
YIU Yes, I Understand
YIWGP Yes, I Will Go Private
YKW
You Know What?
YKWIM You Know What I Mean
YM
Your Mother
YMAK You May Already Know
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YNK You Never Know
YOYO You’re On Your Own
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You Stinker
Young Urban Professionals
YWIA
You’re Welcome In Advance
YSAN YY4U Too Wise For You
ysdiw8 YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
You’re Such A Nerd
why should i wait?
YSIC
Why Should I Care?
YSK You Should Know
YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do
YTB You’re The Best
YTRNW Yeah That’s Right,
Now What?
YTTT You Telling The Truth?
YU-YY
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zerg
To gang up on someone
^
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High Five
ZMG or ZOMG
Oh My God
Snooze
ZZZ
Sleeping, Bored, Tired
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^RUP^
Read Up Please
^URS Up Yours
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01. 8 Oral sex
02. 1337 Elite -or- leet -or- L337
03. 143 I love you
04. 182 I hate you
05. 1174 Nude club
06. 420 Marijuana
07. 459 I love you
08. ADR Address
09. AEAP As Early As Possible
10. ALAP As Late As Possible
11. ASL Age/Sex/Location
12. CD9 parents are around
13. C-P Sleepy
14. F2F Face-to-Face
15. GNOC Get Naked On Cam
16. GYPO Get Your Pants Off
17. HAK Hugs And Kisses
18. ILU I Love You
19. IWSN I Want Sex Now
20. J/O Jerking Off
21. KOTL
Kiss On The Lips
22. KFY Kiss For You
23. KPC Keeping Parents Clueless
24. LMIRL Let’s Meet In Real Life
25. MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
26. MOSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex
27. MorF Male or Female
28. MOS Mom Over Shoulder
29. MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy
30. NALOPKT
Not A Lot Of People Know That
31. NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer
32. NMU Not Much, You?
33. P911 Parent Alert
34. PAL Parents Are Listening
35. PAW Parents Are Watching
36. PIR Parent In Room
37. POS Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
38. pron porn
39. Q2C Quick To Cum
40. RU/18 Are You Over 18?
41. RUMORF Are You Male OR Female?
42. RUH Are You Horny?
43. S2R Send To Receive
44. SorG Straight or Gay
45. TDTM Talk Dirty To Me
46. WTF What The F***
47. WUF Where You From
48. WYCM Will You Call Me?
49. WYRN What’s Your Real Name?
50. zerg To gang up on someone
51. 2nite Tonight
52. AWGTHTGTTA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
53. banana
code word for penis
54. B4YKI Before You Know It
55. BRB Be Right Back
56. BRT Be Right There
57. CWYL
Chat With You Later
58. CYT See You Tomorrow
59. DIAF Die In A Fire
60. DOC Drug Of Choice
61. E123 Easy as One, Two, Three
62. EM Excuse Me
63. EOD End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion
64. FAH F***ing A Hot
65. FB F*** Buddy
66. FOAF Friend Of A Friend
67. GLBT
Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
68. HBU How Bout You?
69. HUYA Head Up Your Ass
70. I&I Intercourse & Inebriation
71. IDGI I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t Get Involved
72. IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You?
73. IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
74. J/C
Just Checking
75. kitty code word for vagina
76. L8R Later
TOP 100
77. LD Long Distance -or Later Dude
78. LMK Let Me Know
79. LOL Laughing Out Loud
-or- Lots of Love
80. N-A-Y-L In A While
81. NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
82. NM Never Mind -or- Nothing Much
-or- Nice Move
83. OLL OnLine Love
84. OMW On My Way
85. OTP On The Phone
86. QT Cutie
87. RN Right Now
88. ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
89. RU Are You?
90. SITD Still In The Dark
91. SMEM Send Me E-Mail
92. SMIM Send Me an Instant Message
93. SO Significant Other
94. SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure
95. SWDYT
So What Do You Think?
96. TOM Tomorrow
97. TS Tough Sh**
-or- Totally Stinks
98. TTFN Ta Ta For Now
99. ur you are
100. WFM Works For Me
Source: netlingo.com