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StJExpress_10.125x11.125.indd 1 11/16/06 3:22:07 PM city2 Power trip More box stores coming to East End By Alisha Morrissey [email protected] T hey’re coming, but just how many box stores St. John’s will have in total remains to be seen as two more ‘power centres’ — areas like Stavanger Drive and Kelsey Drive — are slated for the East End. Mayor Andy Wells has no qualms saying he likes the box stores — and not just for shopping. “I don’t understand it, I mean it just escapes me, where all the retail sales are coming from, but if they want to build those buildings, then by all means build them because we’re going to tax them. “If that land is zoned for it as it is and somebody wants to put a property there and compete in the marketplace, b’y, go to it. From the perspective of the City of St. John’s, there’s no down side.” Mike Duffy is legal consultant for the newly-incorporated Carerra Capital Canada, a company that hopes to develop the former Field’s Farm (on the airport side of Torbay Road) and sell the lots off to retailers. Both the former farm and the former Harvey property on the opposite side of Torbay Road — which has been bought by Perennial Management — have been rezoned to commercial/industrial by the city in order to expand the retail sector in that area. Perennial Management couldn’t be reached for comment. Duffy says information about what kinds of stores that will likely go up in the areas will be kept secret until those companies choose to announce they’re moving in. “Any that we’re speaking with will initially come with a confidentiality provision in any offer or any discussion,” he says, adding the retailers that usually build in these areas are competitors and complementary businesses because of high traffic levels at nearby power centres. Practising real estate law for more than 13 years, Duffy says he’s never worked on this kind of project before. His partner Gregory Power has, but never on such a large scale. Both say the development can and will be handled responsibly with considerations for green space and protecting the Outer Cove Brook and water shed. City councillor and planning committee member Shannie Duff says the city has taken on two major studies that address storm water management and traffic implications in the future shopping area. “What we’re trying to make sure of is that development in St. John’s takes place in a logically planned fashion,” Duff says. The power centres will go as far back as the Torbay boundary line, but other than these two proposals, there haven’t been any similar projects proposed to the city. “The issue of how much of this we can have is very dependent on market demand,” Duff says. “We just sense that there is a demand and we want to make sure that this development takes place in a manner that deals with some of the planning, traffic and infrastructure issues upfront.” Coun. Ron Ellsworth says he likes to see the box stores coming because it not only means new buildings and revenues, but that older infrastructure — like vacant mall space — is replaced by new business as well. But not everyone loves box stores. Bradley George of the Newfoundland and Labrador chapter of the Canadian Independent Business Association refuses to shop in the power centres because they hurt smaller local business. Much-needed employees are working in box stores, not local businesses, and small business can’t compete with bargain bin prices, he says. And while the novelty of box stores can be a cyclical industry, George says it’s possible to see many businesses — even malls — shutting down because of the influx. But everyone agrees the number of stores and power centres will all come down to demand. “Shopping in malls is passé as they say,” Duffy says, with Power adding, “These people wouldn’t come in and invest millions if they didn’t think it was a go.” ex/ web/link www.stjohns.ca DECEMBER 7-13, 2006 /3 First-aid for Fido Vet tech teaches mouth-to-mouth, CPR and other techniques to keep dogs alive By Kim Kielley [email protected] S hana Quinlan wraps one hand around Gretta’s muzzle. Gretta is an eight-year-old Rottweiler. As Quinlan demonstrates how to give a large dog mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, Gretta sits still. For a scratch and a bum rub, it appears Gretta will do almost anything. Quinlan is a registered veterinary technician and she’s teaching dog owners how to give their pets first-aid. Gretta is the demo dog. While Quinlan demonstrates how to apply CPR or wrap an injured foot with gauze, Gretta barely wiggles. “It’s difficult for animals to communicate their needs when they’re injured,” Quinlan says. She hopes that by teaching basic canine first-aid, pet owners will recognize the signs that indicate their pets are hurt or in distress. And learning that means more animals may survive as they wait to see a vet. Quinlan covered topics such as CPR (cardio pulmonary resuscitation), artificial respiration, chest compressions, the Heimlich maneuver, and recognizing shock and poisoning during a recent two-hour session at Sobeys on Kelsey Drive. She just wants pet owners to know how to look after their pets in an emergency because quite often, by the time she sees them at work it’s too late. Teaching basic canine first aid is a labour of love for Quinlan. She’s volunteering her time for the Dog Legislation Council of Canada because she’s against banning specific breeds of dogs. The council is a national organization that is challenging the Ontario Supreme Court to “firmly entrench in constitutional law, the rights of responsible, law-abiding dog owners to own any breed of dog they choose.” It also promotes responsible dog ownership through education programs like the one Quinlan teaches. ex/ web/link www.doglegislationcouncilcanada.org Gretta gets bandaged as part of a canine first-aid demonstration. MEL COURAGE PHOTO/FOR THE EX/ NEW ExpressVu TM All-In-One The Simple Simple Way Way to to get get The digital TV digital TV 1/2 Price Package for first 6 months .00 34.00 per month $$ for first 6 months, regular prices there after is $59.00 / month. You will receive: • 4 Satellite Receivers • Free Professional Installation • Over 150 Digital Channels • Lifetime Warranty Digital Satellite System for your Family 100% digital sound and picture • All-In-One includes everything in one monthly price. 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You look exactly like you did when we first met. I wish I could say the same. I’ve gained a lot more weight than I ever imagined. I’m having a midriff crisis. Perhaps my excess weight is why — and I hate to even admit this — hooking up with you again might be a good idea. You always made me sweat and got me really pumped up. But I’m just so reluctant to give in to you. Where would I find the time? Where would I find the energy? Would I be able to make the sacrifice and be in it for the long run? You know, most times, I just scoot on past without giving you a second thought. I don’t know why I gave in today. I can’t believe I made eye contact with you. I guess it’s because I felt so good when we were together. OK, I’ll be honest. I never pass without thinking about what could have been. Deep down I constantly wrestle with giving ‘us’ another try. My apprehension: I’m worried we’d let each other down again. And you know if I don’t let you down in the proper way, it’s me that’s going to get hurt. It always is. Oh… that’s it. The heck with it, let’s do it. I’ll start getting busy with you — my weight set — again. ex/ E-mail Steve Bartlett at <[email protected]>. city2 www.theexpress.ca DECEMBER 7-13, 2006 /5 Who’s watching your drink? Coaster campaign creates awareness about date rape drugs By Kerri Cull Patron response was scattered as said bars cater to various clientele. For the most part, volunteers had hen volunteers from various trouble finding neglected drinks. anti-violence organizations Organizers found this surprising went bar to bar in the metro area on and encouraging. Friday night to promote a new “People were fairly guarded over coaster campaign, they received their drinks… you’re pleased that mixed reacthey’re being tions. responsible,” Represays Dana senting the English of the Coalition Coalition Against VioAgainst Violence and lence. various comDrinkers at munity orgaBitters, the nizations in graduate bar the area, the at MUN, were volunteers very responvisited a sive and the number of band even bars to raise allowed volawareness unteers stage about date time to say a rape drugs few words One of the coasters used in a new campaign. and sexual about the assault. campaign. Incognito, the women would The patrons at the Breezeway, wait for a drinker to place his/her Memorial’s undergraduate bar, were drink down. If the drink was unatthe most disrespectful. Some tended, a coaster would be laid on females actually started flinging the top. On it were the words: “Who’s coasters around and laughing. watching your drink?” At other locations, some drinkers Participating bars included The would read and reflect for a Breezeway, Tol’s Time Out Lounge, moment. Others would disregard it Konfusion, Normie’s, Bitters, Lottie’s, completely. English saw one “big Etomik and The Trinity Pub. All but burly man” at Tol’s read the coaster one of the bars approached, it is and put it in his jacket pocket. worth noting, agreed to participate. When a few young women in [email protected] W Minimize the risk by… I Sticking together, travelling in groups, having a signal that you can exchange with a friend if something is wrong, and planning what you will do if something seems to go wrong. Using the buddy system. IWatching your drink as it is being poured or made. Not drinking it if you didn’t see it being prepared. I Not drinking from punch bowls. ITaking your drink with you if you move around. Never leaving it unattended, including with friends. IThese tips apply whether you drink alcohol or non-alcoholic beverages. I Getting help immediately if you are drinking alcohol and feel ‘too drunk’too fast for the amount of alcohol you consumed. I By calling 1-800-726-2743 if you know or suspect you have been drugged and sexually assaulted. The 24/7 rape crisis support line’s volunteers can listen, provide support, and help you sort through what you know or remember so you can make decisions about your next steps. ITRUSTING YOUR GUT. If the situation feels uncomfortable or like something is not right, you are probably right. Seek help. another bar left their drinks unattended, and then returned to find the coasters, they put them in their pockets. When they danced again, they put the coasters back on their drinks, but still left their beverages unattended on the table. Similar campaigns are being launched in various cities throughout Canada and the United States. The goal is to create awareness. Many people do not know these drugs exist, nor do they think a drugging can happen to them. The phrase ‘date rape drug’ is misleading, notes English. Date rape drugs are not only used by boyfriends and girlfriends, she elaborates, but by strangers or acquaintances at bars, house parties, etc. The Sexual Assault Nurse Examiner’s Program in St. John’s attests to the fact that druggings are happening. Since its inception in 2005, 27 out of the 40 victims examined claimed their assault was due to a drugging. It’s important to note that not all of these victims were women. No matter how people responded Friday night, English says it’s difficult to say what kind of impact it had. “The hope is that it resonates with people… If you can make one person think twice about it, either leaving their drink unattended or drugging someone’s drink, I think it’s a job well done. Time will tell how effective it was.” ex/ web/links www.coalitionagainstviolence.ca www.munsu.ca www.nlsexualhealthcentre.org www.nlsacpc.com www.mun.ca/sexualharassment 6/ DECEMBER 7-13, 2006 • www.theexpress.ca Viewpoint Hats off to Hams D ec. 5 was International Volunteer Day. It was a day to celebrate volunteers around the world. In this province, an astonishing 42 per cent of the population over 15 volunteer their time in some capacity. That works out to roughly 188 hours per year or 35 million collective hours logged annually. Impressive numbers, indeed. And the figures support the notion that volunteers are the backbone of this province. Where would we be without Search and Rescue volunteers, Scout leaders, Girl Guide volunteers, soup kitchen help, hockey coaches and so on? There was a shining example of the volunteer spirit in this province last week as Aliant repaired the damage from the Oct. 20 fire that disrupted its communication network. A group of Ham radio operators — not exactly people who receive a lot of press — were enlisted by provincial Fire and Emergency Services to man their radios and relay information to a central depot in the event communications broke down and there was an emergency. For three nights, while most Newfoundlanders slept soundly in their beds, the Ham radio operators tended their radios and insured a back-up communica- Have an opinion? Write to [email protected] PRINT SMART. WEB SAVVY. DECIDEDLY DIFFERENT tions system was in place. In total, roughly 40 people gave their time to support the endeavor. Fortunately, there was no communication breakdown and nothing happened to the system. But if things had gone belly up, it’s comforting to know there was a small group of dedicated and skilled volunteers prepared and ready to ensure the rest of us stayed safe. And isn’t taking on such a task what volunteerism is all about? To the Ham radio operators, and to all the volunteers out there, thanks for all that you do. ex/ Kathy Goudie versus the Old Boys Club C heers to Kathy the job while they are politiGoudie and Jeers to cians by going for two and the editor of The Telegram, three months each summer and the others who joined to practise medicine in the in the St. John’s media underdeveloped regions of feeding frenzy to attack the world. the MHA from Humber What if Kathy Goudie Cross Valley. Examination had gone with Nurses withWhy is it that male out Borders to some foreign lawyers can sit as mem- Averill country to keep up her time BAKER bers of the House of on the job of nursing for two Assembly and practise and three months during law for the entire year while doing the summer, just like the male the MHA job and not one editorial doctor/politicians do? Would that appears attacking them? be OK? In fact, lawyers and doctors — Is it the fact she went north and all men to my recollection — have not south on vacation like the been doing that for our entire male politicians? Look at the political history, even prior to the number of male MHAs who go Commission of Government. Just south every winter for a month. go back over the records of the Not a word about them. House of Assembly and you will Premier after premier and cabifind that some of most outstandnet minister after cabinet minister ing politicians have been male — all male — have gone to Florida lawyers or doctors who mainto play golf for weeks on end, tained a law practice or medical starting just prior to the March practice year-round while sitting break. This is after they steal two as an MHA. weeks during Christmas and New But nurse Kathy Goudie Year’s to do the same thing. These decides to go nursing for a couple male politicians from Newfoundof weeks to maintain her profesland have sufficient resources to sional licence, during her holidays play golf on the links of Florida, from her job as an MHA, and all Mexico and several locations in hell breaks loose. Why? the Caribbean. Not one editorial Many doctors who are provinfrom The Telegram about that. cial and federal politicians in So why pick on a female nurse Canada today (Dr. Keith Martin, and let the male lawyers and docfor example) belong to an organitors off the hook? zation called Doctors without BorIt was the viciousness of the ders and they keep their time on attack by the St. John’s media that leads me to believe there may be more to this than meets the eye. The Telegram editorial called Kathy Goudie “a poor quality interview subject” who was “in her job primarily out of personal, rather than public, interest,” that she was a “political sinkhole” who “managed to further mar the already spotty reputation that politicians have.” Why such malicious ill will and vindictive tone from The Telegram editorial? This is not about the male/doctor/politician who goes to a foreign nation for two and three months every summer to keep his hand in the job. This is not about the male/premier/cabinet minister/politicians who go golfing down south for two weeks at Christmas and a few weeks at Easter. This is not about the male/lawyer/politician who practises law the year round while acting as an MHA on the side. This is about the female/nurse/politician Kathy Goudie who went north on her vacation. Not only is she a professional, but she is a nurse. In my experience in the courtrooms around the coastal areas of this province, I have learned that nurses hold a special place with Newfoundlanders and Labradorians. Nurses are revered. They are special people. I have never spoken to or met ex/press .ca the Kathy Goudie, but I have the distinct impression from those of her constituents who have spoken about her to me that she is an intelligent, caring woman who has the respect and affection of those who know her personally. And what is more, as I understand it, Kathy Goudie somehow convinced the provincial government to spend millions of dollars repairing a bridge that was the subject of the political shenanigans that led to these personal attacks by the media. Congratulations Kathy Goudie. Next thing the St. John’s media will be saying is that she planned the whole thing just to get the sympathy of the government to get the bridge fixed. Kathy Goudie should work as a nurse on her vacation to maintain her accreditation if that is what is required. We need professionals like Kathy Goudie in politics in this province. And she would be a fool not to prepare for that day when the political tide turns. On a personal note, I would advise Kathy Goudie not to be concerned about the two vicious editorials in The Telegram. Join the club Kathy. But then, we are women, and what else do you expect from the Old Boys Club? ex/ Averill Baker practises law in St. John’s. Regional Director: Miller H. 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Box 1815, Station C, 367 Water Street, St. John’s, NL A1C 5P9 Tel.: (709) 579-1312 Fax: (709) 579-6511 Classified ads: (709) 579-1312 the ex/press.ca, Thursday, December 7 - 13, 2006 /Page 7 Legal pot would shut gangsters down Editor, RE: The Liberals and marijuana. No party will ever legalize marijuana, not even the NDP or Greens (even if they got power). Any legalization of marijuana will come the same way as abortion and same-sex marriage — through the courts. The so-called ‘decrim’ bill proposed by the Chrétien and Martin regimes was actually worse than the laws we have already. But, still, the Liberals have decided not to legalize marijuana. Regulating marijuana would make pot harder for kids to access, save us about $2 billion in annual enforcement, courts, and corrections costs, generate an additional $3 billion in annual tax revenue, increase tourism, and free up police, court, and corrections services for pedophiles and child-porn enthusiasts. 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It seems that, these days, the 21-year-old from Burlington is comfortable — physically and mentally. And that state is perhaps deserved after almost two years of riding on a music industry roller coaster. His journey, of course, started with his Canadian Idol audition in the spring of 2005 and continues today as he prepares for the Dec. 12 release of sophomore album, Look Closer. the Lowdown is “closer” to where he wants to be as an artist. He wants his music to have a classic rock sound. For this latest release, he endeavIn that time, he oured to fuse the styles was the runner-up of Bruce Springsteen on Canadian Idol, and The Foo Fighters. released his inauMission accomgural CD Under plished, he says. The Lights, toured “Basically, it turned the country, exactly like that,” he says received nominawithout hesitation. tions for two Juno Goudie co-wrote more than Awards and had half the songs on the album, two biographies working with a number of songwritwritten about ers, including fellow Newfoundlanhim. (Only one, der Damhnait Doyle. Idolized, would Goudie is particularly end up in print.) attached to one song. It’s called Rex Goudie: “I’m trying to make music for the regu- Ain’t Dead Yet and is basically a Out of this lar Joe.” whirlwind of tribute to his hometown. experience “Basically what the song says comes Look Closer. Goudie says the recording is the place will be my home until I die.” Besides the tracks, the instrumentation on the album excites Goudie. He says there are “real players on everything,” meaning little use of computers and synthesizers. As well, he plays guitar on a number songs and thanks producer Jeff Dalziel (Edwin, Thornley) for “making” him do it. “He pushed me a little bit farther than I thought I could go.” Goudie hopes the producer also pushed him to create an album that will satisfy existing fans — most of whom are younger — and www.theexpress.ca also attract an older following. Although grateful for the success Idol brought him, he wants his music to speak for itself. “I’m trying to make music for the regular Joe, not for people who know my face and don’t really know the tunes. I’d rather make music people want to listen to rather than live off the popularity of the show. “Everybody seems to agree with me that that’s probably the right thing to do and the tunes that came out on this album, I hope, speak for themselves without having to use the popularity of the show.” Goudie is trying to follow advice given to him by Canadian rocker Kim Mitchell who he met recently at a fund-raising gala in Toronto. “He said to me, ‘Don’t worry about what everybody thinks. Just make the music. If you’re making music you are proud of, that’s all you’ve got to worry about.’ ” And has he done what Mitchell suggested with Look Closer? “I really like the sound of the album and, where everything is real, it gives it a real live sound. But it’s definitely a direction I want to go in as an artist. This is definitely where I want to be.” ex/ Rex Goudie will be signing copies of his new CD and the book Idolized at Chapters Dec. 11 from 5 to 7 p.m. web/link www.rexgoudie.com www.theexpress.ca Anthology a Charm By Kelly-Anne Meadus [email protected] Buchanan, a co-editor and contributor, stresses that the book contains a oberta Buchanan sits breadth of storylines, some happy, some sad. beside a window in a small “It almost gives a Downtown St. John’s eatery. snapshot of the kinds of There, she gives tiny portraits of things people are thinkher unconventional childhood: ing about at this point in the daughter of Scottish parents, time. Living in Newshe was born in South Africa and foundland, surrounded raised there until her family by this beautiful landmoved to England when she was scape, some poetry par10. During WWII, both of her particularly reflects that. ents joined the army. Some deeper concerns “It was very hard on my are reflected as well, parfamily,” she says with quiet ticularly with children… I frankness. think there’s some marThe power of that singular statement — and what is not The cover image for a new anthology of velous writing in this.” She adds, “It has said — resonates across the Newfoundland writers. something for everyone. table. It has a fantastic range.” Such strong echoes are The cover depicts a lone girl reading on woven throughout A Charm Against the Pain: a bench in a sterile, windowless room. The An Anthology of All New Writing From Newwalls and floor are a drab shade you can’t foundland. quite put a name to. Buchanan explains the Published by Flanker Press, A Charm Against the Pain is a just released collection of photo suggests that reading can momentarily transport you out of this world and poetry, fiction and non-fiction. R Who needs five golden rings? A DECEMBER 7-13, 2006 /9 the Lowdown siblings, sister-in-law and my nephews sk a child about Christmas and live in England and it’s the only time we they will tell you that if they don’t are all together. Last year we decided to get the new X-Box, they will simply die. I stop the insanity of spending because see people scurrying around for months there was nothing we could buy that before the Holidays in a mad panic to could come close to the preciousness of buy the perfect gift. A perfect gift being each other’s company. So Christmas day something that person doesn’t already DAV came and I received my most beloved have and at exactly the same monetary NET gifts ever, because the truth of the matvalue as the one they will give you. ter is you have to put more thought in a As every year passes, the job gets Damhnait gift when it’s not expensive. (Word is more difficult and the list gets longer, DOYLE Paul McCartney and Heather Mills split with new girlfriends of brothers, and the because he sent an assistant to buy her Mother’s parents of girlfriends of brothers and, of course, the uncle’s father’s cousin’s new dog that absolute- Day gift). As I sit here writing, I look down at my hand ly needs the ‘all white meat dog bone’ from the and the most beautiful ring I have ever seen. It’s new health food store for pets in the mall. Really, when you’ve got yourself spun like that because, last year, instead of buying me someby the time Christmas comes, you have one sip of thing I didn’t need, my sister made me a silver rum and eggnog and you pass out for days. ring with her own two hands. In all honesty, I I’m in a hotel room in old Montreal watching have no clue what she got me for Christmas two the snow fall in front of a back drop of twinkling years ago (which probably cost her five times lights and it feels like Christmas, real Christmas — the amount of money). But every single time I before people ended up in jail while trying to buy look at my hand, I think of the true spirit of Christmas. ex/ Cabbage Patch kids and when stockings were filled with oranges and handmade decorations covered the trees. Damhnait Doyle is a recording artist and author. Visit Christmas is a special time for me because my her on-line at www.dav-net.com. all its pain. “Reading is a charm against the pain. Writing is a charm against the pain. It’s very therapeutic.” Three years ago, Buchanan was asked to co-edit the book with fellow writers Georgina Olivere Queller and Geraldine Chafe Rubia. It was her first time editing an anthology, and she soon discovered the task much more difficult than one might think. “We didn’t have a theme. I thought it was important to have a structure,” explains Buchanan, who suggested the current format, which breaks the anthology into four sections that reflect the seasons of the year as well as the phases of our lives. “Even then, we had to deal with the best order of the pieces within the sections… We moved it around quite a lot.” This anthology presents writing by some members of the Newfoundland Writers’ Guild. Formed in 1968, the Guild gathers writers of all levels of experience to share their writing and critique one another’s work. The attraction of this writers group, attests Buchanan, is its democratic workshop format. “Everybody critiques everybody else. 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Featuring the Holy Heart of Mary Alumnae Choir, Right Now, Peter & Ronalda MacDonald and Quarter After, there will also be free cookies and hot chocolate!. 576-8518 Dec 8, help the children with the annual Teddy Bear Toss at the Fog Devils’ game. Toss your bear on the ice during intermission for a chance to win prizes! 576-7657 or www.fogdevils.com Dec 8, 40+ Christmas dance. 9pm at the St. John’s Curling Club, Mayor Ave. $10 single. 739-5097 or 726-5775. Dec 8-9, head to the Anna Templeton Centre for their 9th annual Christmas tea & sale, from 4-8pm on Dec 8 and 9:30am-4:30pm on Dec 9. There’s a mini craft fair on the first floor while a soup/salad/sweets lunch takes over the second floor. 739-7623, 739-5894 or [email protected] Dec 9, Heavenly Creatures will hold their Santa Paws Party fundraiser from 1-4pm at the Royal Canadian Legion on Blackmarsh Rd. Door prizes, Santa Paws pet photos, holiday basket draw, face painting, goodie bags, free cake and refreshments and more. Santa Paws will also be happy to accept donations. 739-0077 or www.heavenlycreatures.ca Dec 9, K9 Lifeline will hold their 1st annual Christmas for Canines Christmas fundraiser, 7:30pm at Stanley’s Pub (Bella Vista) on Torbay Rd. Treats, desserts, live entertainment, prizes and more for just $7 per person and you help a pooch in the process. Be sure to check out their Secret Santa too; help put together stockings and gifts for special dogs and puppies who will be spending Christmas away from home. 364-7972, [email protected] or www.k9lifeline.ca Dec 9, First United Church Mt Pearl is having a Christmas breakfast from 8-11am and word from the North Pole is that Santa might be showing up between 9-10am! Its the season for fun, food and fellowship so don’t miss it. 368-2194 Dec 9, Wesley United Church Women of Patrick Street hold a Breakfast with Santa bake sale at 9am. Bacon, sausages, pancakes, toast, juice, tea or coffee (MMmmm!) $5 adults/$2.50 children from UCW members or the church office. 579-3682 Dec 9, the Writers’ Alliance of NL is holding a used book sale from 10am-2pm on the main floor of the Arts and Culture Centre. 739-5215 or [email protected] Dec 10, Santa takes a Cruise! Join Santa onboard the “Nouvelle Orleans” and enjoy a 2 hour harbour cruise of lunch and cookies with ol’ St. Nick, 11am-1pm and again from 3-5pm. $12.50/adult and $10/child. 726-9693 or www.atlanticoceandinnercruises.com Dec 10, there will be a doll show, sale and lunch at Cochrane St United Church starting at 11am. Admission is $1; lunch is $5 lunch and tea is $3. 722-4467 or www.firstcity.net/cochraneuc Dec 11, wanna rename a Mt Pearl street? The Ruby Line portion inside Mt Pearl city limits is to be renamed and residents are invited to submit names by 4pm on Dec 11 to win a digital camera! Click on the “Name That Street Contest” sign at www.mountpearl.ca or email [email protected] Submit events and hi-res photos to DowntownDana for the weekly ex/press listings! [email protected] /Fax: 579-6511 Deadline is Monday of the issue week. Same old song and dance with the beat of the music. Players have to step on the corresponding arrow on their dance mat. There are fast steps, and ow many years have the even longer steps where Dance Dance Revoluplayers are required to hold tion games dominated artheir foot down and keep cades? Sure it’s been over six up with other arrows using years since the last release the free foot. Power made it into North American Up! While the game is fun, arcades, but several copycat sethere are more than a handries such as Into the Groove ful of nagging issues dragJon have always been waiting to fill MERCER ging down the gameplay. the void. First and foremost is the I’m convinced that even after hu- song selection. DDR Supernova is sorely lacking in this regard as opmanity is trampled into oblivion by posed to its predecessors. There are some nuclear war in the far future, a handful of stand out tracks — like there will still be DDR games released from some emergency bunker Girls Just Wanna Have Fun — that are an absolute hoot, but for the underneath Japan. While still fun, one has to wonder if the series will most part, the songs aren’t that inever evolve or even offer gamers any- teresting to listen to and are no fun thing new besides a revised song list. to dance to. The lack of options in DDR SuIt’s unfortunate these concerns rear up in Dance Dance Revolution Super- pernova is making the series show its age. Beth, my girlfriend, is a fan of nova, because they take away from the workout mode. It allows her to an otherwise fun little game. get in a solid workout and have fun The game mechanics couldn’t be at the same time. Unfortunately, this any simpler. During the course of any given track, a series of arrows as- mode only allows access to the same set of songs every time. After a few cend up the screen in conjunction H DECEMBER 7-13, 2006 /11 weeks, even a diehard fan of DDR like Beth was trying to set up her own workout in the normal parameters of the game. However, she was limited to sets of three and didn’t get her statistics like calories burned and such. The truth is, I enjoy DDR. I may look like I’m in the midst of being electrocuted while I play it, but I still enjoy it. It’s just that after close to 10 years, I wish the series would offer gamers some new challenges, or at least throw together a song list that isn’t 99 per cent Euro trash techno beats. Do You Want To by Franz Ferdinand is a start, but it’s becoming painfully apparent the DDR series has come an incredibly short distance during its near-decade. ex/ Visit www.theexpress.ca TATTOO TUESDAY Owner: Sean O'Grady Tattoo: Dragon (3 out of 5) This Tattoo was my 4th tattoo. It was done about 3 years ago By Fred Sharpe at Studio Maxx. It took about 3 hours to do. I love dragons. I always wanted a dragon ripping out of my leg because growing up I would lose my temper pretty easy and it was like this uncontrolable rage, like something was trying to get out of me. So my dragon reminds me that I should relax more and not freak out over the little things in life. It was also my first detailed tattoo and its what started me on wanting to be a tattoo artist. Visit Tattoo Tuesday online at www.theexpress.ca to see all the pictures of reader submitted tattoos or to find out how you can send us a picture of your or a friend’s tattoo to be displayed on Tattoo Tuesday. Available for: PS2 Jon Mercer broke his femur and tore his quad during a rather heated session of David Bowie’s Let’s Dance. Doctors say he’ll be back on the dance mat after three months of rehab. E-mail him at <[email protected]>. Send us your Tattoo! %of f 1A0T TOOS nly T uesdRaesytriOyc.tions T Some l A pp Presented by Studio Maxx now at their new location 369 Water Street across from the St. John’s Convention Centre. Phone: 709-738-3553 or 709-738-8979 visit us online at http://studiomaxx.ca 24 52 74 34 Game Guy 12/ DECEMBER 7-13, 2006 COVER STORY Naughty Newfies? With two films already made here, adult entertainment company ponders production facility in province Keisha has shot scenes in Stephenville and Corner Brook. By Sean Ridgeley [email protected] I f you think of the adult film industry and how it thrives, you’d probably imagine it requiring a lot of very sexual people in need of cash, willing to show their butts, elbows and other body parts onscreen. If you take that theory and apply it to the situation here in Newfoundland — plenty of friendly and frisky people, a lacking economy, etc. — it might make some wonder why such a profitable industry hasn’t set up here like it has in numerous other places. Well, like it or not, that might soon change. An adult actor named ‘Keisha’ (less formally, ‘Naughty Newfie’) has already made two films in this province. Born and raised in Stephenville, the 24year-old started exotic dancing at Jack and Jill’s in Corner Brook about a year or two ago and took it from there. “I wasn’t really making any money, so when I saw an ad for a bar in Niagara Falls, I went out there,” she says. “I came back to Newfoundland and put my name and profile online for a job in the (adult film) industry, and someone contacted me.” She began working with OSK Productions, an Ontario-based company, and starred in a couple of films — Naughty Newfie: My 1st and Very Naughty Newfie: My 1st. Both were filmed on location in Stephenville, Corner Brook and Toronto. The second DVD will be released in January at an adult film awards show in Las Vegas. It follows the story of a Newfoundland girl who gets rather curious and promiscuous while her husband is away fishing. The series will continue as Keisha travels to various cities throughout Canada, making it based on a true story, so to speak. The president of the production compa- ny — who wished to have his name printed only as ‘Mark S.’ — came up with the idea for the name, along with Keisha and her boyfriend at the time. Part of the reason for it was to go along with the themes in the second film. The rest of it, Mark S. says, was because of a need for something new in the industry. “There’s just so much content out there, you have to differentiate.” The Naughty Newfie concept is definitely different. Mark S. says he receives daily emails about it. “People love it.” Currently Keisha is looking at performing in some educational videos, which OSK hopes couples will use together. Mark S. comments that, with this material, he’s looking to improve the image many have of the industry. “I think there’s going to be a movement. (Adult film) isn’t going to be thought of as something for the dirty old man in a trench coat anymore.” Beyond that, he discussed the possibility of setting up a facility in Newfoundland to film material, in turn creating jobs and contributing to the economy. “We’re working on something called Naughty Newfies, so an industry there is a possibility. It’s a challenge for someone like me, but it could happen. Why not, right? B.C., Ontario, and Quebec have (adult film) scenes. Why not Newfoundland?” ex/ What do you think of an adult entertainment firm eyeing this province? Ex/press yourself at [email protected]. Human Nature www.theexpress.ca Playing catch-up Jones reflects on inspiration and highlights W hen I arrive at the Sprout, Andy Jones is waiting for me. We take a booth and discuss An Evening with Uncle Val, Jones’ one-man Out to play I saw the night before. Lunch While I’m telling him about my favorite parts and he’s laughing Kerri at himself for messing CULL up a scene, the waitress comes by and asks if there are any tickets left to the remaining shows. He offers comps to anyone who works at the Sprout that is interested. Before we order, he excuses himself to call and reserve the comps as he wants to be sure he doesn’t forget “So what’s your background?” he asks me when he returns. It’s obvious Jones’ interests include everyone around him. When a thick bowl of chili, salad, scrambled eggs, herbed potatoes, and toast arrives at our table, we are discussing the highlights of Jones’ career and those who have inspired him. No doubt his upbringing was a source of inspiration as it’s no coincidence his siblings — Cathy Andy Jones (with an essential condiment): ex-pats on the Jones and Mike Jones — are both Mainland want to buy him beer. KERRI CULL/FOR THE EX/ involved in the arts, specifically with Andy Jones fast/facts~ I Other highlights: Rare Birds, Jack Meets the Cat, The Adventures of Faustus Bidgood I Book: Folktales of Newfoundland and Labrador by Herbert Halpert and J.D.A. Widdowson I Hidden talent: Makes a really good curried chicken I Phobia: What’s underneath the water in the ocean I Regrets: Smoking for 20 years I Restaurants: The Sprout, The Peppermill, Velma’s acting, comedy, film and theatre. Jones attributes this interest to his parents who put a projector in their living room. “My mother was a kitchen comedian” who was renowned in the neighborhood, Jones says, crows feet curving up. After serving in WWI, his father received a job offer from General Films in Regina and accepted it. His father would travel to Newfoundland communities, go “to the parish priest and say if you give me the parish hall tonight, I’ll give you all the proceeds, and then he’d show a movie,” Jones remembers. His father also used to do recitations. Jones followed suit when he went to high school, although he would always come second in the oratorical contests to fellow CODCO founder Greg Malone. “He can make me laugh like nobody I’ve ever met.” CODCO was definitely one of the highlights in Jones’ career. Culturally iconic, it was recognized by Memorial University with Jones receiving an honourary degree. This was amazing to Jones as he felt like he was receiving an award from his province. The oration describes Jones as “a man with a deep sense of his own country, his Newfoundland.” DECEMBER 7-13, 2006 /13 Jones says the word ‘Newfoundland’ appears in his scripts 200 plus times. He says if the province was “riding high” maybe it wouldn’t be there, “but we’re usually in crisis on some front.” Expatriate Newfoundlanders feel nostalgia for home when they see his shows. After 23 of the last 24 shows he did out of province, there was someone waiting in the lobby to buy him a beer. As we’re tying up our conversation, graciously, the waitress gives us yummy chocolate muffins with crusty square tops as a thank you for the comps. Jones doggy-bags our leftover toast. He tells me his daughter is doing the fine arts program at Grenfell College in Corner Brook. It’s not hard to tell that loving art is part of the lineage in this family. Jones, like his father who would give all the proceeds to the church, offers comps to the wait staff at the Sprout. “I’m too old to play to an empty theatre,” he says. Maybe one day, I’ll be interviewing his daughter about one of her artistic endeavors and she’ll tell me about how her father once received an honourary doctorate because he was someone who worked toward our national identity, how he was someone who did his part, and made a lot of people laugh while doing it. ex/ E-mail Kerri Cull at <[email protected]>. web/links www.andyjonesproductions.com www.rca.nf.ca Here@Home 14 / DECEMBER 7-13, 2006 A cold, hard lesson E ver notice how some things in life travel full circle? Just think back to the first time you ever tried to put a warm coat on your newborn. Remember how hard it was to worm their limp little arms into the short thick sleeves? Sweat would be pouring out onto your forehead as you tried to pull up the zipper, all the while the baby is howling like their head is hanging off. But you knew it was about to get worse. Putting on and tying their hat under their beetred, tear-streaked cheeks, was capped off only by the granddaddy of all baby torture, the car seat! Ahh, those were the days. Not one tot in the history of the human race and the history of cold weather has ever liked putting on a coat or a snowsuit. It was and will ever be a dreaded nightmare for parents. The tides do change, however, and it happens at about the same time they learn how to get dressed all by themselves. This is quite an accomplishment for a three-year-old. To put their jacket on right-side-out Five Minutes Peace Paula TESSIER and right-side-up gives them an incredible sense of pride. Oh yes, they’re getting really big now, so big in fact they insist on zipping their own zipper and buttoning their own buttons. This is the parent’s turn to cry! Especially if they’re in a rush to get somewhere, because very little tests your patience as much as watching your toddler attempt to line up their buttons properly and snap them together ‘like a big kid.’ They then reach a stage where dressing in outerwear is not only second nature, it’s like having a second skin. All that’s required is a jacket they’ve picked out on their own, with a logo, superhero or a novelty item on it and, buddy, it’s tough to see them wearing anything but. It could be 25 degrees outside, but because their denim jacket has silver studs and a Superman logo on the back, you know they’re leaving it on! And then we hit the brakes, so to speak. The stage in life where wearing a real, honest to God coat for warmth, is about as cool as having your mother button it up for you. Now I understood the desire to look cool, but this was just a little bit too literal for me. “Humph, our boys will never get out through the door in cold weather without a coat on,” I vowed. “What were their parents thinking anyway?” Well, now that we have the teenager, the pre-teen, and the youngest one who thinks he’s older than the other two combined, I know what those parents were thinking. They were spent I tell you, beaten down, hands thrown up in frustration, quite possibly never to come back down. I got that description by looking in the mirror by the way. Indeed that is the kind of fall we had in our home. And this all read the ex online www.theexpress.ca E SAV$$$ $$$ W O N Up to 80 % off Selected Fishing Gear, Rope, Nets, Winter Jackets, Boots, Coveralls and more! New Christmas Hours starting Nov. 18th, 2006 Monday - Friday 8am - 5pm Sataurdays 10am - 4 pm $$$$ $$$$ $$$$ MARINE Pippy Place St. John’s Tel: 722-4221 Fax: 722-9736 30553478 www.theexpress.ca stemmed from our eldest. You see, he purchased a hoodie with one of his favourite rock bands on it. It was something he’d wanted for a while which had to be ordered in, so when it finally arrived, he must have vowed never to take it off or cover it up. Well, since his younger brother likes to appear older, he too followed suit. Only a zipped up sweatshirt was apparently required, no matter how cold the temperature dropped. Of course, the youngest was not to be outdone. He, too, had a favourite fleece, and once more, we had a son who seemed to have nothing else to wear. September and October came and went as the days grew wetter, shorter, and cooler. November arrived, and so did our rules: If it was cold outside, they had to wear not only the fleece, but a jacket as well. They must have thought we were talking to the kids next door, because after they left the house in the morning, their coats were either still hung in the closet or left on the floor. However, the day finally came when they realized that perhaps Mom and Dad aren’t as stunned as they thought we were. It was a brisk day and our middle son decided to walk home with his buddy. When got home, however, he looked like an explorer back from Everest. I swear there were small icicles hanging from his nostrils. One down! A day or so later, his older brother walked home from an after-school activity and he, too, looked like he’d spent the day in the Antarctic. Two down! And our youngest was an easier sell, he saw his brothers now wearing coats so it must be OK. A painless strike three. I guess it’s great to be cool, but not so hot to be cold! ex/ Paula Tessier is a mother of three. 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SWIFT Some will leave you dreading we even celebrate Christmas (see any- [email protected] thing with Donny and Marie in it) while others will make your heart glow with the true spirit of the holiday season. Here is a list of my top five, can’t-miss Christmas shows. 5. A Christmas Carol (1951). My favorite character was the ghost of Christmas future. If he ever visited me in the night for a tour of my future, the first thing I’d do is grab the upcoming 6-49 numbers. 4. Frosty The Snowman (1969). Let me start by admitting I was a bed-wetter. The invention of the two-litre pop was definitely my undoing. The reason I bring this up is I ruined a good set of Frosty The Snowman bed sheets. Because of my little bladder control issue, the rule was the coveted Frosty sheets were only to be used on Christmas Eve (one lousy day a year). Of course that didn’t stop me from hauling them out of the linen closet on occasion after my parents went to bed. Once I put the sheets on, I would climb into bed, pull the covers over my head and, with the assistance of a flashlight, would engage one of several hundred Frostys in a conversation regarding my Christmas wish list. 3. It’s A Wonderful Life (1946). The movie that answers the question what life would be like if Jimmy Stewart was never born. I know this much, if I was never born, there would be about 20,000 more Maltesers in the world. 2. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. First off, we’re not talking about the Jim Carey re-make. It’s the 1966 Boris Karloff version that still, when I hear it, sends shivers down my spine. What a great voice he had. So many memorable lines to chose from, but my favorite has to be, “And he even took the last can of Who hash.”I remember thinking only a real knob would steal someone’s dope. 1. A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965). This cartoon has to be the grand daddy of them all. For me, it’s that haunting children’s choir that opens the show with the carol Christmas Time Is Here. That song is a one-way time machine back to a much simpler time. The only real surprise in an otherwise perfect Christmas show is around the 20-minute mark, when Charles M. Schultz decides via Linus to read us all an actual passage from the bible. I remember thinking, ‘Oh yeah! This whole Christmas thing is really about someone’s birthday and not about presents.’Then, of course, the seven-year-old in me kicks in making we wonder what kind of presents Jesus got for his birthday. Here are my top five Christmas show auctions: #5. Scrooge incense burner. With a little luck, this should double as a pretty decent Christmas bong. Item number: 150066309982. #4. Frosty The Snowman bed sheets. Very similar to the ones I peed on. Item number: 290058182755. #3. Clarence the angel. It’s a wonderful life until old Clarence here opens his trench coat and flashes you. Item number: 120060764595. #2. Evil Grinch baby. How a little angel like this could grow up to steal Christmas I’ll never know. Item number 300056228611. #1. Charlie B r o w n ’s pathetic Christmas t r e e . Humiliating laughter sold separately.I te m number: 180057630441. have always been curious about way to judge audio quality. (I like screaming vocals and crunching guithe Bose Wave Radio. It was released back around 1999, tars, too, but you should not buy an amidst boasting that it would revoluaudio system using this as criteria. tionize the way we listen to music. Of course, it’s no surprise that the Bose claimed that the Wave delivered demo CD sounds good— it’s mixed to audiophile-quality sound from a small Techno showcase the product to its absolute package, not much bigger than a best potential — so I played a few Phile clock radio. CDs of my own. Geoff A friend of mine bought one of Suzanne Vega’s breathy vocal on those early models, which was priced MEEKER the a cappella Tom’s Diner came at about $600. However, he was nonacross stunningly on the Wave II — it plussed. It sounded good for its size, but the sounded like she was sitting in the room with gods did not sing from the heavens… which is me. what he was expecting, given the advance Jesse Cook is a flamenco-style guitarist hype. with a strong world music influence, and his In 2004, Bose released the Wave II, with Nomad CD was a revelation. It was like hearsome updated technology and new features. ing it for the first time, with snippets of musiIt just so happened that my old stereo system cal decoration that I definitely hadn’t heard on — a cheap unit that found its way into my livmy old system, or even on my car CD player. ing room by default because of its small size — I popped in a Diana Krall CD, and the was about to give up the ghost. So, after doing Wave II did justice to her soulful vocal and some online research and reading numerous that distinctive stand-up bass. Finally, I played reviews, I decided to invest in the Wave II. the new album by Hey Rosetta (a superb local Before telling you more, a few words about alt-rock group), followed with Songlines from Wave technology. Bose really has created the Derek Trucks Band (excellent blues-rock). something innovative through what it calls a I can confirm that the Wave II rocks quite ‘waveguide’ system. The sound originates nicely. from a pair of two-inch speakers but travels Sound from the Wave II is powerful, yet through a twisting interior channel that is 27” crystal clear at higher volumes, and there is no long; a kind of sonic long intestine that digests distortion until you crank it past the pain and separates the sound spectrum, making threshold. More importantly, there is no dropeach musical instrument stand apart and ren- out at lower levels; all parts of a song come dering the human voice with richness and across in a clear and balanced way. clarity. On the downside, there is very little stereo The waveguide has apparently been imimaging because the speakers are built in. This proved in the Wave II, with innovations like would be an issue if I planned to sit in that venting the bass port over the amplifier to stereo ‘sweet spot’ and seriously listen. But I help cool it. However, I can’t comment on how rarely have time for that. I have an open-conmuch better the Wave II is because I have no cept kitchen and living room through which basis of comparison, having not heard the we move constantly, whether it’s cooking, original model. There are other more obvious cleaning or entertaining, and the Wave II fills improvements, including a front (as opposed this space brilliantly. to top) loading CD, the ability to play MP3 CDs Is it worth the $700 price tag? If you are an and an accessory input on the back (which audiophile who takes ‘stereo’ seriously, then, means I can connect my iPod). no, buy a decent component system. And if There are a couple of things that I don’t you demand a strong bass response, the kind like. For one, there are no controls on the you can feel in your chest, you won’t get it Wave II itself. Everything is operated by refrom this unit. But if you are looking for qualimote control. Sometimes, you just want to ty musical accompaniment as you go about walk up to the unit and turn it down, rather your day, the Wave II comes highly recomthan fumble around for the remote. Secondly, mended. there are no bass or treble controls at all — On the other hand, if you are looking for a you have to go with the factory pre-set. This clock radio, take a pass, unless you have monwould be fine if every CD was perfectly mixed ey to burn. ex/ and engineered, but they aren’t, especially E-mail Geoff Meeker at <[email protected]>. those produced during the 1980s and early’90s. But the big question is how does it sound? It’s quite impressive, actually. A demo CD is www.bose.ca included that nicely demonstrates the range and quality of the system. It’s all classical instrumentation and that, frankly, is the best web/link style & Taste www.theexpress.ca The season of Champagne W ith the holidays Many sparkling wines just around the from other parts of the corner, it’s time to take a world use this same look at that quintessential method, although almost celebration wine, Chamany grape variety may be pagne, and all of its bubbly used. Other bubblies may relatives. These sorts of be produced using the To your wines are classified as ‘charmat’ method, which Taste sparkling wines and are is cheaper and quicker made all over the world. than the traditional. In the Steve Although many people DELANEY charmat method, the secrefer to any sparkling wine ondary fermentation as ‘champagne,’ this name properly takes place in large tanks. The sedibelongs only to those wines from ment is filtered from the tank, withthe Champagne region of France out time-consuming riddling, and made in the traditional ‘methode the sparkling wine is bottled. champenoise.’ Such wines are typiThe best sparkling wines, of cally blends of three grape varieties: either method, have many tiny, Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, and Pinot long-lasting bubbles. Charmat Meunier, although the Blanc de wines tend to taste fruitier while Blancs style wines use only champenoise wines are more comChardonnay. In the best years, the plex and toastier from longer conbest grapes are used to make vintact with the lees. There is also a tage (the year is marked on the class of cheap sparklers made by label) Champagnes that are quite simply blasting the wine with carexpensive. Non-vintage Chambon dioxide gas, just like in soft pagnes are usually more approachdrinks. This creates large, shortable in price. lived bubbles that are a little nasty The methode champenoise in the mouth. starts by the regSparkling ular fermentawines in general The yeast consumes tion of grapes have enjoyed a the sugar creating alco- large growth in into base wine. Portions of this hol and carbon dioxide popularity. This base wine repre- gas, so it is this secis true in Spain senting different more ondary fermentation that where varieties, differthan 200 million creates all the bubbles! bottles of ‘cava’ ent vineyards, and even differare produced ent years (thus non-vintage) are each year for domestic consumpblended by the wine-maker to cretion and export. Cava is made using ate the desired taste profile. The the champenoise method and is blended wine is then bottled and demarked with a four-pointed star sugar and yeast are added to start a on the cork. second fermentation in bottle. The This week’s wine is indeed a yeast consumes the sugar creating cava from Spain: Freixenet Cordon alcohol and carbon dioxide gas, so it Negro Brut ($13.73 NLLC). You have is this secondary fermentation that to like the price as you are simply creates all the bubbles! not going to get Champagne for Once the yeast is finished, it near this outlay. The Corton Negro forms sediment at the bottom of did express many tiny bubbles. The the bottle. In a process called ‘ridlight aroma was fresh and straightdling,’ the bottle is placed upside forward with just some hints of down in a rack and regularly rotatfruit. In the mouth, it was crisp and ed over several months until all the pleasant, if otherwise unremark‘lees’ have moved to the neck of the able. True to the brut style, this bottle. Then the neck is frozen and wine is just mildly sweeter than a the plug of frozen sediment is dry wine. I score this one as a 14.5. removed. A dose of sugar syrup and ex/ wine is added for balance and to E-mail wine guru Steve Delaney at replace the lost wine before it is ready for final corking and shipping. <[email protected]>. “ ” DECEMBER 7-13, 2006 /17 Light -hearted Griswald-like house is labour of love for Torbay man By Kim Kielley [email protected] E at your heart out Chevy Chase. Shawn Butler chuckles when his house on the main road in Torbay is referred to as ‘The Griswalds,’ Chevy Chase’s fictional family in National Lampoon’s 1989 comedy Christmas Vacation. However, Butler concedes he takes a little more precaution than Chase did when lighting the Griswald home. The local contractor has five different switches on his Christmas lights and has an electrician visit his home once a year to make sure everything is working before he flicks the switch. And his already extensive array of lights and decorations keeps growing and growing. For this Christmas, he has added an extra 500 feet of lights (about 20 sets at 25 feet each). With the extra lights comes the need for even more power. Thus the need for the electrician’s visit. “My employees joke that I’m Tim ‘The Tool Man’ Taylor,” he laughs. Butler’s first Christmas light show was 19 years ago. He has added a little more illumination every year since, building to what he has today — what some consider one of the biggest Christmas light displays in the province. And even though his lights are already strung for this year, the display could grow a bit between now and Dec. 25. He wants to build a yellow ribbon, about four feet by eight feet, to hang on the side of the house, in lights, no less, for the Canadian troops Shawn Butler: “Mom lived every year just for Christmas.” KIM KIELLEY/THE EX/ overseas. Over the years, Butler’s lights have drawn big crowds. So much so, the Town of Torbay has told him the display is good for the community. Skiing legend Nancy Greene even stopped by for a picture, he adds, and asked Butler to turn on his lights. Butler loves Christmas and lighting his front yard is his way of gearing up for a season that, to him, starts Dec. 1 and runs until Old Christmas Day (Jan. 6). His inspiration is his late mother. “Mom lived every year just for Christmas,” he says. And she loved his lights. She’s since passed away, but Butler has kept the tradition alive. “It’s grown some since she died,” he says. And he is particular about this labour of love. Each scene has to be defined and outlined. “You have to see what’s there,” he says. Given the amount of effort Butler puts into his lights, it’s no surprise that burnt-out bulbs bug him “Those mini-lights,” he says, “when one goes, they all go.” ex/ MIND x 2006 • www.theexpress.ca horoscope PUZZLE NO. 328 Copyright © 2006, Penny Press this week ARIES: You want everything to move quickly. However, try not to make an error in judgement. Look at what can be improved in your life. TAURUS: The planet Jupiter brings you many things that will make you understand what is really good for you. You will have act with a great need to accomplish your wishes for success. GEMINI: You are headed for things that are completely different than anything you’ve ever experienced. You will be better able to balance everything in your life. You will have extraordinary opportunities of good fortune. CANCER: You want to be certain of how you act when it comes to your emotional life. You don’t want to hurt others. You know what can bring you peace. LEO: A week that makes it possible to be close to the person you love. You need someone to give you the possibility of happiness. You know what is truly important to you. VIRGO: You don’t want to neglect the people who are dear to you. The planet Neptune ensures that you experience complications but you want to know what is real. LIBRA: A week that teaches you to surpass yourself in several areas. You are aware of your worth on all levels. That is terrific for you. SCORPIO: You must be certain of your schemes where work is concerned. Do nothing that could bring you problems on the short or long term. This is essential. SAGITTARIUS: You are heading for situations where your judgement will be important. You want everything to be well-organized in your life. You are heading for surprising situations. CAPRICORN: You want to become closer to those who were important to you in the past. This is important because the bonds are deep. Don’t neglect them. AQUARIUS: You are in a period where everything has value in your eyes. You want people to be honest with you. You don’t want people to hide things where your work is concerned. PISCES: You are able to know what can help you live better. You are in a period that demands a lot from you where love is concerned. That changes everything in your life. ACRO SS 1. Male title 4. Disposed 7. Prepare for a test 11. Small or large, e.g. 15. Bake-sale gp. 16. Luau dish 17. Newspaper section 18. Like the Mojave 19. Place for Eddie? 20. Brightest star 21. Light tan 22. Enamored 23. Peak 24. Finance 26. Early stage 28. Fastens with cord 30. Young society woman 31. Speeder spotter 32. Social organization 34. Split apart 36. AAA or EEE Benders 18/ DECEMBER7-13, 40. Toothed wheel 42. Game fish 45. Be sorry about 46. Baking soda, briefly 49. Clever remark 50. Big event 51. Not stereo 52. Supplement 54. Eastern ruler 55. Culture medium 56. Faithful 57. Abduct 59. Hamilton’s on it 60. Soil with mud 62. Portable bed 63. Laughing critter 65. Layer 67. Chowder ingredient 70. Wipe clean 73. Relative, for short 75. Heroic poem 77. Football 80. Pier 82. Consumed 83. Be next to 84. Short-billed rail 86. “____ Hot to Handle’’ 87. Greek letter 88. Chamber 89. Knock for a ____ 90. Dawdle 91. Barnyard fowl 92. Automobile part 93. Fencer’s blade 94. Zeta follower 95. Previously, to Keats 9. Skylit courtyards 10. Heap 11. Jungle trip 12. Branding ____ 13. Galvanizing metal 14. Ocean motion 25. Solemn notice 27. Behave affectionately 29. Help 31. Summer TV show 33. Feathery stole 35. Cowboy 37. Theatrical production 38. Dutch masterpiece? 39. “I ____ a Symphony’’ 41. Grind harshly 43. Harvest 44. Of sight 46. Golf term 47. Silly 48. House part: abbr. 50. Soft 51. Trig, e.g. 53. Fruit drink 58. “What’s up, ____?’’ 60. Lassie’s call 61. TV’s “At ____’’ 64. Settle comfortably 66. Iota 68. Cochise, e.g. 69. Mom 71. Bride’s walk 72. Busybody 74. Ermine 76. Fisherman’s net 77. Tropical rodent 78. Wild goat 79. Hoodwink 80. Mock 81. Type of exercise 85. Sturgeon eggs TWIN CITY trivia Weekly the ex/press will ask a trivia question dealing with St. John’s or Mount Pearl. Send us your answer by email at [email protected]. Be sure to include name, address and phone number. If your correct answer is drawn you will win a $20 Smitty’s Restaurant Gift Certificate. Be careful, the questions could be tricky. The current week’s answer will appear in next week’s ex/press. Question: In the mid-’60s, The St. John’s-based Philadelphia Cream Cheese Band played original music and, apparently, had Newfoundland’s first psychedelic light show. Who were its members? Last week’s answer: John Delaney installed Newfoundland and Labrador’s first two phones in 1878. The postmaster built them using instructions from Scientific American. The phones were used primarily for post office business. Source: The Newfoundland and Labrador Book of Everything (which readers have a chance at winning at www.theexpress.ca). Friday Saturday & Sunday Evening Special! Evening Special! Fresh Panfried Cod Licenced Phone 368-8690 Fax: 368-8693 Family Restaurant Located next to Shoppers Drug Off Old Placentia Road in Mt Pearl Baby Back Ribs With choice of Side & Coleslaw With choice of Side & Coleslaw 1099 $ 1499 $ NOW SERVING ZIGGY PEELGOOD FRENCH FRIES Sudoku PUZZLE NO. 59 ANSWER TO PUZZLE NO. 318 D OW N 1. 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View the full collection of 10 prints and download your order form at www.theexpress.ca 10570940 More tips for enjoying trips H ere are more tips to make your required to put your shoes through Xnext trip go smoothly: ray checks, so be prepared to remove Comfort on airlines and avoiding jet lag: them. • To help the adjustment to new time Hotel check-in and check-out zones, just after take-off, set your watch If your flight arrives in the morning at to the time zone of your destination. the city where your vacation starts, you • If your flight arrives in the morning, Been may arrive at your hotel before noon. OfThere... try to sleep on board. ficial check-in and check-out times vary • Rub moisturizer on your face and from hotel to hotel, so it could be mid-afDaphne hands or spritz your face with water ternoon before the staff has your room BAGGS from an atomizer to avoid dry skin and ready. When this occurs, you should take to feel refreshed. it in stride. I use my time to explore the • If you feel pressure in your ears due to the neighborhood, maybe shop or sightsee, or relax in change in altitude, swallow, yawn, blow your the hotel lobby. It is one of those occasional inconnose, or chew gum. veniences that are part of travelling. • Loose-fitting clothing is recommended. While travelling, I suggest you pack your suitWear comfortable shoes and try not to take them case and check your hotel room the night before off, as feet occasionally swell during long flights. departure. Leave out only those items you will • When possible, walk up and down the aisle need the next morning, so you start the day in a to stretch your limbs and get your blood circulat- comfortable and relaxed manner. ing. Occasionally rest your feet on your hand lugNormal check-out times vary but are usually gage to avoid having the seat press against the between 9 a.m. and noon. If you have a late afterback of your legs. noon or evening flight, you may ask for a late • Drink plenty of water on the plane. Avoid alcheck-out, depending on availability. Most hotels cohol, caffeine, and carbonated drinks. Eat light have a luggage room where you can store your meals while travelling. luggage until you depart for the airport. • Avoid wearing contact lenses in flight beMotor coach travel cause cabin air tends to dry them out. Whether you’ve chosen an itinerary that in• If you arrive at your destination in the morn- cludes motor coach travel everyday, or one in ing or afternoon, try to keep awake until evening. which you fly between cities and only use a coach It will help your body clock adjust more quickly. for city sightseeing, it’s important to take note of Airport and airline security: the following etiquette. Everyone wants to make • No sharp objects should be kept in your the most of the time available and see as much as hand luggage during flights. All items such as possible — so it is important to be on time all the scissors, nail clippers, nail file, pocket knife, bottime. Be considerate of others when reclining tled water, gels and toothpaste should be packed seats, bringing on extra carry-on luggage and in the baggage you will be checking in. Otherparcels, and by avoiding conversation while comwise, they are likely to be confiscated. You may be mentary is being given. Heavy perfume or strong Fear and other motivators I DECEMBER 7-13, 2006 /19 travel & adventure n my mind, I am already climbMy personal wiring allows and craves a great deal of activity in the ing Mount Everest. Each time I set out to hike, or lift, or bike, I imagcourse of a day. I have a great support team that cheers me on and ine myself on the mountain. For me, gives me folks to report to — they Everest is not a 10-week expedition, keep my motivation high. but a yearlong journey. By framing Finally, Mount Everest is a territraining as part of the climb, I set an Adventure fying place. The conditions are so intention to enjoy every step, repeti- Seeker dangerous and harsh that I am fretion, and pedal stroke along the way. quently terrified I might not be preSeveral folks have asked, “How T.A. pared enough. Alas, this fear leads do you do it all?” I pondered the an- LOEFFLER me right back into the gym or out swer and realized it was a combinainto the pouring rain. tion of circumstance, attitude, organization, A few folks have said they get depressed personal wiring, support, and terror. The cirwhen they read my columns because they cumstances of my life allow me great freecould never do nor risk so much. This is how dom and few family responsibilities. My I respond to people in the gym: “It does not attitude keeps training fun and relevant. My matter how much you lift, it matters that training is well organized. I book training your muscles are working hard. Hard work times with myself at the beginning of each stresses your muscles and prompts them to week to ensure my training goals get met. aftershave can inconvenience other passengers. Be considerate to others and use these items sparingly. To give everyone a variety of views, it is the custom of daily seat rotation. Some motor coaches have an emergency washroom. This facility is reserved for true emergencies, and must not be used regularly in lieu of the restrooms and comfort stops. Your spending money Major credit cards are accepted by shops, hotels and cruise ships throughout the world. However, you may encounter stores or restaurants that require a minimum charge for using them. Be sure to take more than one credit card as some outlets may not accept all cards or other problems may arise during a vacation and not having a backup card can be regretted. Before travelling, check that your credit cards are valid for at least 30 days after completion of the vacation as credit card fraud is increasing worldwide. It is becoming more and more common for identification to be requested with credit card transactions. Be sure to have your passport or a photocopy of your passport or driver’s license/birth certificate with you in case identification is requested. You will also find an ATM card useful. Be sure to activate your ATM and/or credit card before traveling, and don’t forget to bring your PIN code to facilitate use. Check with your bank to ensure you can withdraw cash on your card abroad if necessary. Please advise your credit card company that you will be on vacation and advise them of the countries you are travelling. days, they will come alive with the assistance of local guides when taking a tour. During your travels, you will encounter new customs and different lifestyles. Appreciate and enjoy the differences as this process of discovery and understanding is one of the many pluses of travelling. Even though you may not speak the language, a smile and a ‘thank you’ is universally understood. Friendliness and tolerance towards others, including your travelling companions, is essential for everyone’s enjoyment of the trip. Each of us who travels abroad should be a goodwill ambassador. Daphne Baggs is one of Newfoundland’s experts on world travel and has more than 37 years of experience in the travel industry. She can be reached at <[email protected]>. Enjoying your trip If the history, culture and way of life of the places you are visiting are unfamiliar or remembered from school get stronger over time. The amount of weight it takes to stress my muscles is different than the amount it takes to stress your muscles, but both sets of muscles are working equally as hard.” I think this transfers over to life. We all have our own journeys. We all have our own Everests. Some people climb the mountain. Others paddle the sea. Others find their Everests in the arts, politics or social activism. We are taught to compete for resources, access, opportunity, and recognition. When we compete by comparing ourselves to others, we either come out ahead or behind, inferior or superior and neither position is ultimately helpful. Instead, we can embrace the amazing diversity of life adventures and celebrate each step we take towards our own personal Everests. ex/ Visit TA Loeffler, this province’s most adventurous woman, at www.taloeffler.com. 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