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Lake Forest College Lake Forest College Publications Stentor 11-20-2008 Lake Forest College Stentor, November 20, 2008 Follow this and additional works at: http://publications.lakeforest.edu/stentor Recommended Citation "Lake Forest College Stentor, November 20, 2008" (2008). Stentor. Vol. 123, No. 9B. http://publications.lakeforest.edu/stentor/96 This Article is brought to you for free and open access by Lake Forest College Publications. It has been accepted for inclusion in Stentor by an authorized administrator of Lake Forest College Publications. For more information, please contact [email protected]. ARTS & LEISURE > Page 5 Stentor staff share the foods we’re most thankful for THE STENTOR TheStentor.com VOL 123, NO. 9B Publishing since 1887 NOVEMBER 20, 2008 Magna Est Veritas Et Praevalebit Student Center committee members demand budget audit LEAH SCULL PROOF EDITOR [email protected] Photo by Allie Early This controversial poster, made by former Vice Presidential candidate Hussein Daraghma, hung beneath the voting computers. Rowdy politics after VP candidate forced to withdraw KYLE P. MEREDITH EDITOR-IN-CHIEF [email protected] The Election Committee decided Monday night to halt the Student Government Vice-Presidential candidacy of Hussein Daraghma, due to an email he sent out after the designated campaigning period ended. All campaigning was to terminate at noon on Monday. However, Daraghma sent a campaign e-mail out to approximately 75 recipients on Monday at 7:49 pm, well after the noon deadline. The committee unanimously decided that this action was a serious breach of election policy, and it should nullify Daraghma’s candidacy. Senior Patrick Casten, the chairman of the three-student Election Committee, said that “the committee was doing its job. Hussein violated the rules; there is no gray area here.” Senior Anjali Ajaikumar, another Election Committee member, felt that Daraghma’s action justified his removal from the ballot. “Keep in mind that on a campus of our size, an email or some verbal campaigning has a serious effect,” she said. “Whether it’s addressed to one voter or to 75, it is an unfair advantage.” Daraghma chalked the situation up to a misunderstanding on his part. “I did not put up more posters or go speak to any new campus groups,” said Daraghma. “I thought it would be a good idea to send a reminder about voting on Tuesday.” Daraghma also contends that his actions were transparent. “I did not sneak around,” he said. “I sent it from my schools email account, not through Facebook or something.” After it was discovered that Daraghma had sent the email, he was contacted via telephone by Casten; Casten took his findings to See Rowdy on page two The college council overseeing funds for all social events held in the Student Center officially exhausted their budget for the semester during the first week of November, resulting in an in-depth audit of the committee’s expenses during the past five months. The Mohr Student Center Committee, consisting of Program Director of the Mohr Student Center Patrick Doggett and five student representatives, as well as Assistant Director of Facilties Management - Custodial Carey Black, Director of Public Safety Rick Cohen, and Aramark Retail Manager Jim Kerrigan, had a budget of $33,000 for the 2008-2009 year, or approximately $16,000 per semester. But when it was discovered that the fall’s budget was depleted, Doggett audited the committee’s expenses, searching for any discrepancies. He discovered that not only was the MSCC out of money for the semester, but was also over budget by $200. Student representative Jared Fox also conducted an audit when he discovered what he termed, “A laundry list of FacMan charges.” These included a $60 charge for vans, $800 for lightbulbs, and other odd charges amounting to a total of $1,600, most of which were signed off by Doggett. Both Fox and Director of the Gates Center Chris Waugh referred to these charges as “accounting errors.” “There is a specific MSCC account specifically intended for FacMan charges,” said Fox. “Doggett simply charged the wrong account.” The MSCC account has since been refunded for the charges, leaving $17,000 for Your Student Activity Fee: $2,000 - Framing and hanging of sports jerseys $800 - Light bulbs $60 - Van rentals Photo by Kathryn Appelhans, Graphic by Justin Tardiff The Mohr Student Center sits largely abandoned and dormant on the night of November 4th. the spring semester. The committee is to vote on how funding will be spent, but MSCC chair Patrick Casten claims that Doggett was acting unilaterally in determining how the money was being spent. When he joined the committee in August, $4,000 was already allocated for Homecoming’s Casino Night and $2,000 was allocated for the fall Late Night Breakfast. Casten claimed that he never saw any proof that Casino Night or Late Night Breakfast was ever approved by the committee, saying: “I saw no verification for the dollar amounts [for these two events]. Essentially, Doggett gave himself a blank check.” A representative from the MSCC, who wished to remain anonymous, claimed Doggett essentially purged the accounts, and though the events were ap- proved over the summer, no cash was ever approved. Over the summer, the MSCC voted on several events and structural improvements, including a $2,000 dollar charge for the framing and installation of several Lake Forest College sports jerseys that hang above Boomer’s Cafe. Many committee members have objected to this expense, as the money has been specifically designated to fund social events for students – not capital improvements. The Mohr Student Center’s budget is entirely funded by the student activity fee of $230 per year, a charge every student – regardless of financial aid status – pays as part of his or her tuition. “You can’t use the committee’s funds for structural improvements, especially something as ridiculous as the hanging of sports jerseys. The Administration does not seem to realize that that money is coming from the students. It’s not a personal account for the Gates Center and with Doggett in charge, that’s essentially what it’s become,” said the anonymous MSCC representative. After the conclusion of the audit, the Gates Center allocated $2,000 of their own funds to the MSCC. “This was donated in good faith by the Gates Center to cover the cost of the jerseys and additional funds have been returned from organizations that did not spend all that they were allocated,” said Doggett. “This kind of adjustment is to be expected in a new space,” said Waugh. “After all, this is only the fifth semester the committee has been in existence.” State Senator Susan Garrett set to speak at college KATHERINE LYMN ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR [email protected] Illinois State Senator and Lake Forest College alum Susan Garrett, who last year helped passed the College Campus Press Act to give more freedom to college media, will speak on campus next week to share with students her career path and accomplishments. Graduating from the College in 1994, Garrett still resides in Lake Forest and is currently serving her second term as a state senator for the 29th Legislative District, which includes the Lake Forest and Lake Bluff communities, as well as other parts of Lake and Cook Counties. Garrett also served in the Illinois House of Representative from 1998-2001 before becoming a state senator. Garrett, who is speaking as part of the Gates Center Leadership Speaker Series, has spoken at a few other colleges in the past, as she feels the college-age population is “an audience that is actively engaged and interested” in today’s issues. Another college-related issue that interests Garrett is freedom of campus press, which she developed by sponsoring the College Campus Press Act. The American Civil Liberties Union first approached Garrett two years ago with the idea of the bill: “The ACLU came into my office and explained the inequity…of college journalists not having more of a say” in what is conveyed to the student body, she said. Garrett empathized with the ACLU workers. She then worked with the Union to write the bill, and with the additional support of Senators Dale A. Righter, Dan Kotowski, and Bill Brady, had it signed into law on Aug. 31, 2007. Fundamentally, the bill gives more freedom to college newspapers, radio stations, and other outlets by allowing them to function without working with and getting approval from the administration. The Illinois General Assembly Web site describes the bill as giving college media the right to be “not subject to prior review by public officials of those institutions.” It also “provides that collegiate student editors of campus media are responsible for determining the news, opinions, feature content, and advertising content of campus media.” “There shouldn’t be a distinc- tion between college journalists and urban newspaper journalists,” Garrett said in explanation of her support for the bill. “Nobody should have the right to pull back on what journalists are trying to put out there.” Garrett will speak in the Meyer Auditorium at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 25. At TheStentor.com Photo courtesy Illinois General Assembly Illinois State Senator Susan Garrett, an alumna of Lake Forest College, will speak on November 25 as part of the 2008-2009 Gates Center / Student Government Leadership Speaker Series. Stentor staff will be attending Susan Garrett’s speech next Tuesday. After the talk, read theirhis reflections at The Stentor’s new blog, online at TheStentor.com. Page 2 Lake Forest College Stentor November 20, 2008 News Rowdy: Controversial signs posted Continued from the Front Page Ajaikumar and Liz Snider, the other Committee members, and the three decided that Daraghma’s candidacy had to end. Daraghma believes that the finding was unfair, since he was not able to make his case before the full committee in a formal setting. “The decision came out of a phone call,” he said. “I wasn’t given the opportunity to express myself.” Casten argued that the committee was justified in its decision-making process. “Whether the action was accidental or intentional is irrelevant,” said Casten. “It was unfair to the other candidates.” “We were very clear at the outset of the campaign that we will entertain every single claim of wrongdoing, and we did,” Casten continued. “We had a short time to decide this issue. Who he is had nothing to do with the decision; that fact that this occurred less than 24 hours before the election did.” Controversy swirled on the first day of voting, as Daraghma began what he terms a “peaceful protest.” He began by meeting with Dean of Students Beth Tyler, who, according to Daraghma, said that the administration could not interfere with the Election Committee’s decision, but that Daraghma was entitled to protest it. In an interview with The Stentor, Tyler said that “the Election Committee is responsible for enforcing the rules. If a candidate violates the rules, what other choice do they have?” Daraghma’s next move was to ask members of the Gates Center staff for assistance. After meeting with Tony Marotta and Dean Chris Waugh, Daraghma and student supporters made signs to post at the voting area; one said “Don’t Vote,” while another said “DO NOT take part in an unfair election!” These signs were approved by the Gates Center and allowed to hang directly behind and in front of the voting computers. The involvement of the Gates Center in the protest has spurred some controversy, as well. Dean Waugh made “a judgment call” because the elections were starting soon. “It is my understanding that Hussein was interested in informing the community of his concerns and to reopen the dialogue for further discussion,” said Waugh. Casten, however, believes Photo by Allie Early that the Gates Center was out of line in its involvement. “The Several students vote around a variety of negative Gates Center was extremely banners placed by a former candidate. unprofessional and biased “However, they should get all the facts in their intervention, especially Chris before they blindly accept Hussein’s Waugh and Tony Marotta,” he said. version of events.” “Student Affairs let us do our job and Casten personally removed the the Gates Center didn’t; I’m extremely posters later that afternoon. disappointed in them.” Daraghma has vowed to continue his Ajaikumar echoed Casten, and fight. “I ran not for a position but for believes that the posters were put up what I call ‘lost voices.’ I’ll keep fighting by students who were not properly peacefully for change, and now I’ll work informed. “I’m glad to see students even harder to represent my supporters passionate about something,” she said. who put their trust in me.” CampusWatch The following are a selection of reports to Lake Forest College’s Public Safety office between the dates of Wednesday, Nov. 12 and Tuesday, Nov. 18. To report a crime, dial (847) 735-5555, or use the anonymous crime reporting page on the Public Safety webpage at www.lakeforest.edu. On Nov. 13 at 4:06 p.m., Public Safety reported to Harlan Hall on Middle Campus where officers discovered unauthorized possession of a roadway sign. The scene was cleared. On Nov. 14 at 9:32 p.m., Public Safety reported to the Mohr Student Center on Middle Campus to tend to a dispute between FacMan employees. The scene was cleared. On Nov. 15 at 11:54 p.m., Public Safety reported to Nollen Hall on South Campus to tend to a case of simple battery between students involving hands, fists, and feet. The scene was cleared. On Nov. 18 at 9:37 a.m., Public Safety reported to the Donnelley and Lee Library on Middle Campus where an instance of shoplifting took place. The case is under investigation. Invisible Children One of the programs Invisible Children started was Schools 4 Schools, in which high schools and colleges throughout the United States raise money for building schools in northern Uganda. This semester, we have decided to run a book drive through the Invisible Children agreement with World Books. Through a partnership with Better World Books, your Schools for Schools book drives will provide students in northern Uganda with books while raising cash for Invisible Children’s programs. Better World Books has already raised more than $4.5 million in funding for literacy and education. In the process, they’ve also diverted more than 6,000 tons of books from landfills. Students can help with our book drive by donating: Books: Must have an ISBN. The ISBN may be printed in barcode format on the book’s back cover (or Inside a mass-market paperback’s front cover). Alternatively, the ISBN may be printed in 10-digit or 13Digit format on the book’s copyright page. Other Media: DVDs, music CDs, and books on CD (must be operable and include the original artwork and casing) Software: Unopened software sets are acceptable to donate. Please do not collect books that are dirty, moldy, water-damaged, damaged, missing covers or pages, excessive writing, or warped. Remember to grab books from home at Thanksgiving! 5ICHARD:IDMARK ),/05ETROSPECTIVE CELEBR ATI N G THE H O L LY W O O D C A R E E R O F LAKE F O R E ST C O LL E G E ’ S S TA R G R A D U AT E RETROSPECTIVE SCHEDULE 2PENING1IGHT SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22 NIGHT AND THE CITY (1950) 7 p.m., Lily Holt Reid Chapel Preceded by student documentary: From Lake Forest College to Hollywood: The Life and Films of Richard Widmark Speakers: Dr. Janet McCracken, Provost & Dean of Faculty; Dr. Leslie Abramson, Department of Communication; Arthur Miller, College Archivist/Librarian for Special Collections Starring in what has been called “the definitive film noir,” Widmark gives a virtuouso performance in this tour de force as a hustler chasing fame and fortune through the backstreets of London. Pursuing his latest in a series of grandiose schemes to extract himself from a life of conning for a sleazy nightclub proprietor and his duplicitous wife, Widmark’s character becomes a corrupt wrestling promoter, ignoring the entreaties of the woman who loves him as he races toward a dark destiny. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 23 PICKUP ON SOUTH STREET (1953) 11 a.m., Meyer Auditorium (Brunch Included) Followed by “I Love Lucy” episode: “The Tour” (1955) guest starring Richard Widmark Widmark stars as a cynical pickpocket who steals more than he counted on while riding the New York subway, inadvertently becoming entangled in a Communist plot involving stolen government secrets and an alluring woman. In this Samuel Fuller film, Widmark is at his magnetic, insolent best. NO WAY OUT (1950) Co-Starring Sidney Poitier 1 p.m., Meyer Auditorium Preceded by student documentary: From Lake Forest College to Hollywood: The Life and Films of Richard Widmark Paired with Sidney Poitier, who co-stars as a young doctor in his first credited screen performance, Widmark plays a hardened, virulently racist criminal who lands in the hospital under medical care that he fiercely resents. Widmark’s intensity reaches its peak in this early exploration of racial tensions and anxieties as his character, who eventually escapes, incites a riot and raises havoc among a former flame, the insecure physician, and the community at large. PANIC IN THE STREETS (1950) Co-starring Jack Palance 1 p.m., Lily Holt Reid Chapel In a heroic early role and one of his few portrayals of a family man, Widmark plays a Public Health Service doctor tracking down the source of a threatened bubonic plague through the underworld of New Orleans. A dark thriller by Elia Kazan, “the best actor’s director there ever was,” according to Widmark, the doctor operates against the police and close-knit criminal culture under intense time constraints. KISS OF DEATH (1947) 3 p.m., Meyer Auditorium Preceded by student documentary Widmark makes his screen debut as Tommy Udo, a petty criminalturned-gangster with a taste for sadism and a menacing laugh. This gripping performance earned Widmark an Oscar nomination and wide renown as a psychotic noir villain. DON’T BOTHER TO KNOCK (1952) Co-starring Marilyn Monroe 3 p.m., Lily Holt Reid Chapel Widmark and Marilyn Monroe star in this compelling, suspenseful hotel drama about a jilted pilot who tries to reunite with his loungesinger girlfriend, yet discovers he has checked in for something unexpected. The pilot finds himself both attracted and repelled by a seductive, yet dangerously disturbed babysitter who ultimately evokes his sensitive side as this initially cynical, cold-hearted character undergoes a striking transformation. JUDGMENT AT NUREMBERG (1961) Co-Starring Spencer Tracy, Burt Lancaster, Marlene Dietrich, Montgomery Clift, Judy Garland, Maximillian Schell, and William Shatner 6 p.m., Lily Holt Reid Chapel Speakers: Stephen Schutt, President of Lake Forest College; Dr. Abba Lessing, Department of Philosophy; Dr. Dan LeMahieu, Hotchkiss Presidential Professor of History, Chair of Communication Department; Dr. Chad McCracken, Department of Philosophy In this intensely powerful, star-studded film centering on the Nazi war crime trials held in Germany after World War II, Widmark delivers one of his most forceful performances, as the U.S. Army’s fervent prosecuting attorney. Teeming with moral and legal complexities and riveting portrayals of victims, transgressors, and Americans determined to restore justice, this top-grossing drama directed by Stanley Kramer was awarded Oscars for Best Screenplay and Best Supporting Actor. November 20, 2008 Lake Forest College Stentor Page 3 News Lake Forest College STENTOR CONTACT INFORMATION (847) 735-5215 GENERAL INQUIRIES [email protected] SUBSCRIPTIONS/ ADVERTISING [email protected] STAFF KYLE P. MEREDITH - EDITOR-IN-CHIEF - [email protected] KATHRYN APPELHANS - MANAGING EDITOR - [email protected] JOHN TERMAAT - COPY CHIEF - [email protected] JUSTIN TARDIFF - NEWS EDITOR - [email protected] LEAH SCULL - PROOF EDITOR - [email protected] KATHERINE LYMN - ASST. NEWS EDITOR - [email protected] KRISTIN KOJZAREK - ARTS & LEISURE EDITOR - [email protected] CHRIS PELLEGRINI - ARTS & LEISURE EDITOR - [email protected] ANNIE COOPER - OPINIONS EDITOR - [email protected] LUBKO F. BEREZOWSKY - OPINIONS EDITOR - [email protected] TOM PLONOWSKI - SPORTS EDITOR - [email protected] ALLY BAIN - DEPUTY COPY - [email protected] ALLIE EARLY - PHOTO EDITOR - [email protected] MARK RIESTERER - CARTOONIST - [email protected] FERN SCHUMER CHAPMAN - ADVISOR - [email protected] RUMOR: One of the preservatives used by Aramark, Lake Forest College’s food supplier, unfortunately doubles as a laxative. FACT: Aramark does not use any food additives, period. Do you have a rumor for Dean Tyler to unravel? E-mail [email protected] and let us know! TheStentor.com poll Do you believe there are laxatives in the coffee served in the Caf? Spring semester scheduling changes concern College students JUSTIN TARDIFF NEWS EDITOR [email protected] Students are anticipating class shortage problems for the spring semester due to budget cuts, a shakeup in the English department, and lengthy wait lists, but administrators deny that the situation will be different from previous years. Ten classes have been cancelled for the spring semester, however, few students had signed up for them. Still, some students are struggling to meet requirements for graduation. Senior Erik Wingo wasn’t expecting to have any course scheduling issues as he moved into his final semester at Lake Forest College. But that was far from the case. “A couple of my classes [were messed up,]” said Wingo. “They cancelled one, then one was moved to the same time as another one, so in the end I got to keep two of the four classes. It’s kind of a pain in the [butt].” “Now, I’m trying to find out what classes are available that will fill my major, so I will be able to finish in my last semester here,” Wingo explained. “If they’re going to cancel a class, they need to tell me before October – I have other senior year obligations to worry about.” Wingo is one of a group of students who have been adversely affected by class scheduling for the spring semester. The school’s $500,000 budget shortfall has resulted in the cancellation of ten different courses, according to Dean of the Faculty Janet McCracken. Additionally, temporary changes in the English department and sizable waitlists for other courses have created a stressful environment for students who need to finalize their schedules. McCracken, however, denied that the spring semester is in as much disarray as several students would suggest. She claims the issues at hand are nothing new. In the Islamic World Studies program, three planned courses will not materialize – though the cancelled courses had low enrollment. “It is difficult to determine the weight of enrollment pressures and curricular needs,” explained McCracken. “Having a new program and new instructors makes it even harder.” Ultimately, however, she does not What’s your opinion on the laxative rumors? Hear what our staff has to say at The Stentor’s new blog, online at TheStentor.com. believe the cuts will force most students to change their plans. “Whether it’s a big impact, I don’t think so,” said McCracken. “It’s really just a couple courses, so it’s hard to say they will have a big effect on the student body.” Some students’ spring class choices have been hurt by a temporary staffing shakeup in the English department, due to the temporary departures of several faculty members. Associate Professors of English Robert Archambeau and Carla Arnell will go on pregnancy leave, while Associate Professor of English Davis Schneiderman will continue on his sabbatical. “Some English students may not be able to take the classes they want to,” said McCracken, “but there’s not much we can do.” “I’d say we’re handling it extremely well,” said Distinguished Service Professor of English Richard Mallette, who chairs the department. “We’ve been able to fill in very adequately because we have a ready supply of very able adjuncts…whom we have drawn upon in years past.” Mallette also addressed the situation for students whose advisors will be on leave next semester. “It’s very easy,” he said. “We have temporary reassignment for advisors. It’s working out well.” Dean McCracken explained the situation of class waitlists. According to the list of closed classes as of Nov. 4, which was distributed with each student’s schedule for next semester, the course with the highest number of waitlisted students is BIOL 114. The course, titled Truth and Lies in Medical News and taught by Professor Margaret Frank, has 23 students on the waitlist for one section and 20 students on the waitlist for the second section. BUSN 355, Mass Media & Marketing Research, with Professor Les Dlabay, also has 20 students on the waitlist. The problem primarily excludes freshmen. “The registrar spends the second half of the fall semester painfully placing first year students in classes, so most of the students impacted by waitlists are upperclassmen,” she said. “There always has to be a balance with departments so that interesting electives can be available, majors can be supported, and enrollment pressures can be handled.” “Waitlists can be flattering to the professor,” said McCracken. “But you can’t ask a professor to teach six sections of a class. Also, some of these professors are adjuncts and can only teach one course because of their full-time jobs.” Students bond over flex dollar needs KATHRYN APPELHANS MANAGING EDITOR [email protected] At TheStentor.com Photo by Allie Early As a result of cancelled courses, more classrooms will remain empty like this room in Young Hall during spring semester. through food, and hell, now people owe Justin Tardiff, sophomore and News me.” Editor of The Stentor, shared his flexFor many students, flex dollars seem dollar story on TheStentor.com blog. “I to be a thing of the past. Junior Anthony learned I was on much better footing A shortage of flex dollars has had Ungaro ran out of his flex dollars two than the rest of my staff. One of my coan unexpected benefit—students have months ago. He is on the mid-way, 15 editors has $6 flex dollars remaining; approached peers for flex dollars, made meals-per-week plan offered to Lake another has close to $80. After asking for new friends, and have built a stronger Forest students. To make up for his a receipt, I found out that I’m down to community in the process. lack of flex dollars, Ungaro offers his $223. Or essentially, despite being more “The power of the flex dollar is really solution—not eating. “I’ve also asked than two-thirds through the semester, quite amazing,” said Emily Lauten, friends who have flex dollars that don’t I have more than one-third of my flex sophomore. “If I say that I am going use a lot,” he said. dollars remaining.” to the Student Center for food while Junior T.J. Sargent ran out of his flex No matter the student, or number working in the mailroom, I could easily dollars at the beginning of the month. As of flex dollars they have, this issue have three people wanting to join me. a student on ten meals-per-week plan, is bringing the community together. They all have the same puppy dog look Sargent has to choose his meals wisely. Ungaro said, “The other day, some girl in their eyes, begging for a coffee or bag “My friends use their flex dollars to get bought me orange juice, and I didn’t of chips.” me into the Caf about once a week,” he [even] know her.” With the end of the semester weeks admitted. He offered his plan for fixing Willie Blaylock, Aramark employee away, some students may have to resort the flex dollar versus meal-plan issue: and favorite of many LFC students and to sustaining themselves on bread and “I think we should just convert to all staff, offered her perspective on the issue water as a result of diminishing Aramark flex dollars. Then you wouldn’t have to while working in the Java City, Cyber flex dollars. Students are allotted a worry about meals or flex dollars. You Café in the Library. “I do notice students limited number of meals in the Gus and could eat whenever you want, as often buying things for other students who are Margie Hart Dining Hall each week, and as you want,” he said. “I have [about] 60 out of flex dollars, just chipping in,” she they can pay for additional meals with cents, and other people have $300.” said. “I think it brings us closer together flex dollars and cash. Other students are right on track. and shows how much people care.” However, with many students running low on flex dollars, friends who are not yet broke have become highly sought-after in the Lake Forest College community. Some students, however, have hundreds of flex dollars left in their account. When those lucky students help out the flex-less, they are building the community, one flat-broke student at a time. Lauten has about $260 flex dollars left on her I.D. card. Last week, she had about $100 more than that. “It is amazing how quickly word gets around that you have flex dollars,” she said. Lauten has had no problem sharing her dollars. “I’ve helped out mainly my friends, coworkers, and a couple of people that I don’t know that were hanging out with friends,” she added. “I do it because if I Photo by Allie Early don’t use them, I lose them. I might as Boomer’s Cafe in the Mohr Student Center charges students for their purchases well help some people out along the way. with either cash, credit cards, or flex dollars. Plus, the best way to win a person over is Page 4 Lake Forest College Stentor November 20, 2008 Arts & Leisure Arts & Leisure Lake Forest Alum, and former Stentor cartoonist, Michael Wakcher recognized for Circle Versus Square KRISTIN KOJZAREK ARTS & LEISURE EDITOR [email protected] Writing quirky stories comes naturally to Lake Forest College alum Michael Wakcher ‘06. One of the first stories he ever wrote was about a super hero accountant named Barums Nerndy, who uses his accounting powers to stop corruption in the city. Writing pect of the critique, Wakcher decided to write his own scenes down on paper. “I decided to focus seriously on writing,” Wakcher said. He started writing short stories again and submitted a play, “The Unfathomable,” to a playwriting contest. The play, which he had written in high school, was chosen to be performed at LFC. “The Unfathomable” is about an ordinary young man who happens to sit on a bench next to a strange old man who tells him about an “Uber Bench,” the most wondrous bench in the universe. Together the pair goes on a quest to find this “Uber Bench.” “It was great to hear the audience laugh,” Wakcher said. “I like creating some- Photo courtesy of www.circleversussquare.com Michael Wakcher’s comic “Circle Versus Square,” is showcased here. Square and Circle are locked in an eternal struggle for one-up-manship. “The Midnight Life of Barums Nerndy,” however, was not what inspired Wakcher to be a writer. He discovered that he wanted to be a writer while at Lake Forest College. Wakcher just won the Webcomic Reader’s Choice first place award in writing for his webcomic “Circle Versus Square.” His first comic strip was posted on Jan. 17, 2007 and he was nominated for several awards including the Best New Comic award and the Best Antagonist award. Several of his comics have appeared in The Stentor. Wakcher, who was a Sociology major and Studio Art minor, started an improvisational acting group at LFC in his spare time. While acting, he was told often that instead of improvising, he looked as though he was writing the scene in his head. Thinking that perhaps there was something to the writing as- thing out of nothing. I like writing weird stories and being a little off the wall.” Wakcher took creative writing courses with Professor Shneiderman who Wakcher says taught him how to look at his stories objectively and how to make the difficult decisions in respect to where he wanted the story to go. “Professor Shneiderman was very encouraging of my zany writing,” Wakcher said. Some of Wakcher’s former classmates also enjoy his zany writing. Lubko Berezowsky ’09 said, “I would really love to see how far Mike can take the story, because it is such a simple concept. It is really a blank slate for almost anything from current affairs to politics to philosophy.” Wakcher writes a new webcomic three times a week and is approaching “Circle Versus Square’s” first year BRYAN FORD CONTRIBUTOR [email protected] backpack weighed about 60 pounds, mainly due to the ration bags we carried and the four liters of water we depended on to stay hydrated. Every 20 minutes, Getting off the bus with 14 other students and three instructors I had never met before, I took in the landscape that now surrounded me. The bus ride took ten hours from base camp, assuring me that we were truly in the middle of nowhere. The Kimberley region of Australia is home to many plants and animals, most notably kangaroos, crocodiles, and some of the most deadly snakes in the world. Located in the Northwest part of the continent, the region’s temperature can reach 100 degrees Fahrenheit, even in the winter, and usually drops to 40 degrees or below at night. I arrived in the outback in early June, the beginning of the winter season, which also happened to be the dry season, making the problem of finding water sources one of the challenges we would face over the next five weeks. The program, a 35-day backpacking trip with the National Outdoor Leadership School (NOLS), attracted people from all across the United States, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. Every day the 18 of us would wake up before sunrise and prepare breakfast as the sun crept above the horizon. Each person’s anniversary. He hopes to be able to make money without compromising his product and to continue his witticisms. “If I can grow as much in year two as I did in year one, I will be in a good place,” Wakcher said. Questions & Answers with Michael Wakcher How did you come up with the idea of “Circle Versus Square?” I was reading webcomics, and I thought, “I want to do this type of writing; what can I do?” I think I was just making a smoothie or something one day, when I thought, Circle Versus Square! The story developed organically from there, with the main theme being a contest of one-up-man ship between Circle and Square. Why did you choose geometric shapes to be your webcomic characters? I found it gave me more freedom. I could explore certain topics with the shapes, such as racism because the fact that they are shapes frees them from sub-text. Square can hate Circle just because he is a circle. They’re all grey, so you can talk about this kind of stuff. criticizes those things. I try not to take sides as a Republican or a Democrat, but I can lampoon the political process and arbitrary authority. I am a fan of the irony, of saying ridiculous things with a straight face. Satire is fun... it rewards people for being informed, for knowing some detail. Is there anything that you try to avoid as a writer? I avoid puns. The fact that the characters are shapes is where some of the humor comes from, but I avoid puns about shapes. I am not too keen on making pop cultural references; I have only made two or three cultural references to date. If your shapes were all running for president of Shapeland, who would get your vote? None of them are fit to be president. They’re all dysfunctional! However, I haven’t developed Parallelogram that much yet and he is a down-to-earth guy. He is Triangle’s butler and very professional and hardworking. He has an aptitude for all kinds of things. Who are some of your comedic inspirations? Someone who calls himself “Mr. Z” has written you e-mails complaining that your webcomic makes a mockery of the mathematics community. Do you know who this person is? Were you an avid comic book reader growing up? In high school, I collected them. I wasn’t obsessive over comics, but I did enjoy reading them. I went from hardly reading comics at all to suddenly reading them all of the time. What is it like to create your artwork online? It is very surgical sometimes. I draw pixel by pixel and spend a lot of time making it look clean. Sometimes I have a 3-D object but the shapes are 2-D, and since there is no scenery, it becomes unclear where the shapes are. It is more difficult than people think. Who is your main audience? There is definitely a diverse crowd but I mostly get letters from young adults under 20. I have discovered that 14 year olds can be much more eloquent than you would think. I can honestly say that I do not know who writes me letters as “Mr. Z.” I do not know if he is serious. I just can’t imagine someone taking so much offense at my comic. If you could be one of your shapes, which one would you choose? I think I am most like Circle, personality wise. Square is too violent… although he has mellowed out a bit recently. Triangle is the most fun to write for because he is so ridiculous. He uses a lot of nonsensical language and sometimes makes up words. Why do you use satire as your main style of humor? Photo courtesy of www.circleversussquare.com When forced to pick a shape for president of Shapeland, Wakcher chooses Parallelogram because of his dedicated personality. I think good satire is smart. The last 30 or 40 comics have been more satirical because I think some things need to be taken down a peg so the satire My writing influence comes from comedians like Tom Lehrer, Randy Newman and Weird Al. Weird Al is smarter than he gets credit for! I also Topographic maps and compasses were necessary and kept us on track as we traveled through the bush without a trail. Using land features such as kangaroos. Invisible to our eyes until startled, they would suddenly awaken and bound away at high speeds. The knowledge of the land and first aid our instructors possessed was incredible. We learned how to watch for crocodiles when wading through rivers and how to find edible plants in the region. We also learned how to make all kinds of food including pizza, carrot cake, and different pasta dishes with the few ingredients we had available. NOLS is not a survival school, but a program that teaches backcountry skills and safety while instilling leadership skills. The Kimberley is also home to some of the last Aboriginal tribes. One of the best experiences I had while down under was staying at the Jarlmadangah Burru Aboriginal Community. These indigenous people of Australia showed us how they live and taught us about the history of their people. We went on walks together and they showed us how to hunt goanna, also known as monitor lizards. One of our Aborigine guides pointed out several animal tracks along the way, even explaining how long ago the animal had been here and where the creature was headed. One night we all stayed down by the river and learned how to cast nets and catch cherubim (crayfish-type creatures), as well as how Six weeks in the bush Photo courtesy of Bryan Ford The desolate Kimberly region of Australia juxtaposes jaw-dropping landscapes and unique peoples against dangerous animals and harsh temperatures. five students would depart, each with one instructor, and hike 8 to 12 kilometers per day to a designated location. like reading Jonathan Swift because a lot of his satire is still applicable today. I like the comics “Death to the Extremist,” which is even more minimalist than mine is, and “The Perry Bible Fellowship.” I was laughing for a whole day the first time I read that one! rivers, rocky outcrops, and knolls, we were able to navigate our way through the wilderness. In the mornings, when the sun was still barely above the horizon, it was not uncommon to come across sleeping What advice do you have for aspiring webcomic artists? Just dive in and start by writing your first comic. Make it happen, that was the advice I always got. The Web is a great opportunity. Be dedicated and be patient. to bake their traditional bread. The Aborigine’s view of the land is significantly different than ours. They believe that the land owns them and that it is their responsibility to take care of the territory they live on. In return, the land takes care of the people, providing them with everything that they need. When British settlers first arrived here, they tried to build on the land and claim it as their own personal property, a concept that seemed impossible and illogical to the Aborigines. The way they see time is also very different. When trying to set up activities and hikes with them we asked what time we should meet. “In the afternoon,” was the best response we received. Their unique lifestyle is admirable and made me realize how time and possessing things are not central to all societies. In the time I spent with them I learned quite a bit about how two societies can view the world so differently. We can have an understanding of each other without imposing one culture on another, but perhaps we can also take a few ideas home with us. Although the Kimberley Region of Australia is home to four national parks, and borders on the Indian Ocean, it is so remote that most Australians have never been there. November 20, 2008 Lake Forest College Stentor Page 5 Arts & Leisure Gentleperson’s Gourmand: A Stentor Thanksgiving CHRIS PELLEGRINI ARTS & LEISURE EDITOR [email protected] The cultural zeitgeist of the past, and probably that of modernity as well, wants you to think that Thanksgiving retains its intended emphasis on reflection. Any honest living American will admit that the reflective and heartwarming aspects of the holiday ride shotgun and that the turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and cranberry sauce seize the spotlight. However, regardless of the date and the current native-imperialist relations, we here at The Stentor do appreciate certain foods more than others. When it comes to cuisine, we all play favorites. With that in mind, we humbly present the Gentleperson’s Gourmand Thanksgiving spread. This spread includes dishes from homes, cafeterias, and even fast food chains. Each staff member was allowed to select one dish to include in the feast; however, most of the staff does not listen to me and, because of this, some picked two. While the selections reflect the autonomous decisions of the individual staff members, the descriptions and evaluations are the product of this individual alone. Kyle P. Meredith, Editor-in-ChiefVolcano Tacos: Our leader shows his fearlessness with his selection of the tastebud torching Volcano Taco from Taco Bell. The hard red corn shell warns unsuspecting diners of the fire that lurks inside this tortilla. However, the spice does not come from the warning shell, but from the special heat-infused cheese sauce that coats the beef. While this may be an atypical Thanksgiving selection, no one can question Kyle’s manliness. Justin Tardiff, News Editor- KFC Coleslaw: KFC, while known predominantly for its chicken, also boasts an impressive array of sides to compliment its titular offering. For Justin, none of the numerous choices approach the coleslaw. Coleslaw is nothing more than chopped vegetables lathered in ounces of mayonnaise, but for Justin this creamy delight lines up perfectly with the crunch and pizzazz of a fried chicken dinner. Katherine Lymn, Assisstant News Editor- Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Hotdogs with Cheese Sauce: Few foods can be considered as tradi- ing vegetables and sometimes the message sticks. As people age, their tastes also age and, in the case of vegetable, the palate demands more sophisticated and complex flavors. Minestrone soup embodies the height of ingenuity. It is a dish that is really nothing more than simple vegetables cooked in a broth, but the exceptional flavors truly emerge when these plants combine in a warm, buns usually is more façade than reality; it’s either the smell or the idea of tasting the frosting that tops it, as opposed to the entirety of the dish, that brings in unsuspecting dessert eaters. Tom Plonowski, Sports Editor- Pierogis, specifically Sweet Cheese: Pierogis, which are the Polish version of dumplings, add an ethnic flavor to our otherwise supremely American buffet. Sweet cheese is not the only filling common in this signature Polish dish. Other common fillings include potatoes and sauerkraut. These raviolis of the East often surprise diners with their unassuming, bland appearance and powerful flavor. Oddly enough, due to a Polish grandmother, pierogis have always been a stalwart at my own Thanksgiving dinner table. Kathryn Appelhans, Managing EditorSeasoned, super curly, Curly Fries: Not only does this cafeteria delight add a snappy flavor to the archetypical French fries, it completely alters the stereotypical shape that one associates with fries. Unlike most foods with many variants, French fries retain their integrity in every form due to the basic process of deep-frying potatoes at the heart of all fries. Photo courtesy of www.kerisvance.blogspot.com The Stentor staff refuses to conform to artificial notions of Thanksgiving cuisine like the spread above. tionally American as hotdogs, but in this post-modern era of eating, the basics still leave something to be desired. Pretzels add a saltiness and crunch to a food that is otherwise devoid of any hallmark flavors. The pretzel takes an otherwise mundane hotdog and helps it shed its chrysalis to become something tasty. Kristin Kojzarek, Arts & Leisure CoEditor- Minestrone Soup: Every mother chides their child into eat- soupy harmony. Annie Cooper, Opinions Co-EditorGran’s Cinnamon Buns: Cinnamon buns are the first dessert at our feast. These gooey treats typically ensnare diners with the overt placement of frosting atop the pastry. Anyone who has ever walked by a Cinnabuns in any mall is acutely aware of the venus flytrap that awaits wafting from the mediocre tasting and good smelling cinnamon buns. The appeal of cinnamon Thankful Thetas ALLISON MALIA CONTRIBUTOR [email protected] For Supportive Professors For Friendly Peers For ARAMARK…we particularly enjoy the delicious desserts after every meal and Jose’s best wraps ever with beans! For a Beautiful Campus Near Chicago and the Lake (With the Beach in Walking Distance) For being able to experience all four seasons, Fall, Winter, Spring, and Summer in Lake Forest Photo courtesy of Jamie Lazar The ladies of Kappa Alpha Theta are thankful for one another and sisterhood. For the work of the Gates Center, e.Team and other organizations which bring fun or interesting events to campus, such as ACPs, coffeehouse performances, lecturers, competitions, etc. For the New Staff of the Career Advancement Center and their Dedication in Being Helpful For the Hard Work of Admissions in Recruiting New Generations of Superb Foresters For a Variety of Extracurricular Activities, Sports, and Majors to Fit Many Interests For Greek Life For the Support of Our Sisters …To name a few… Happy Thanksgiving, LFC! Photo by Kathryn Appelhans The women of the Kappa Alpha Theta Sorority on campus are thankful for the very present four seasons of the LFC campus and surrounding areas. John TerMaat, Copy Chief- Cranberry Relish: Cranberry relish is a strange concoction that most people actively avoid. John, in his infinite individuality, seeks out this underappreciated Thanksgiving dish not because it is his favorite, but simply because he feels that it’s not given its proper respects. Ultimately, John expressed one of the most American ideals despite his efforts for individuality. To revel in sentimentality for a moment, America is the home of the cranberry relishes people, the people that fit like square pegs in round holes back in their native lands. They came to America to create a new land where they can be free to sit and eat their cranberry relish as frequently as they’d like. Lubko Berezowsky, Co-Opinions Editor- Not Deep-Fried Twinkies: Lubko hates deep fried twinkies. He claims that, “They’re not even good. They take away the soft creamy center and replace it with a crunchy molten lava core.” They’re also bad for you. Against Cancer The women of Kappa Alpha Theta would like to wish the Lake Forest College community a Happy Thanksgiving, and share the things that they are thankful for through this contribution: For the Voice of Students Heard Through Student Government and The Stentor Ally Bain, Deputy Copy Editor- Homemade Chicken Noodle Soup: Few items cure sickness and the cold better than chicken noodle soup. Ally claims that, “it is comforting and Fern Schumer Chapman, Stentor Advisor- Homemade Apple Pie: Apple pie graces the majority of Thanksgiving dessert tables. It serves as the dessert choice of stark holiday traditionalists. The warmed, cooked apples serve to increase the soporific effects of the Thanksgiving tradition. As my father will attest, napping immediately after gorging is perhaps more important than the actual eating. It makes diners feel like it’s a real holiday – a day where the responsibilities of a normal Thursday no longer apply. This must be true as Fern claims, “even The Stentor doesn’t put out on that Thursday!” LFC Recognized in the Fight KAPPA ALPHA THETA CONTRIBUTORS For Small Class Sizes Leah Scull, Proof Editor- Crunch Wrap Supreme: Taco Bell’s second entry in the feast combines every ounce of culinary ingenuity possessed by this fast food conglomerate. A warm, soft wrap covers ground beef, lettuce, tomatoes, sour cream divided by a flat hard shell incorporates almost every single ingredient available from the Bell. Essentially, a Crunch Wrap Supreme is the ultimate Taco Bell offering, whether this disgusts or appeals to you is entirely subjective. always tasty.” This sentiment reinforces the idea that food serves just as much memory as taste. Because this soup is associated with home and safety, two ideas that many would associate with the Thanksgiving holiday, it gains appeal not just for its taste, but also for the memories that it queues up. Love, The Eta Nu Chapter of Kappa Alpha Theta The American Cancer Society Relay For Life of Lake Forest College, in its 3rd year, has been recognized by the American Cancer Society Illinois Division for its work in the community. The Lake Forest College event was awarded the American Cancer Society Illinois Division Heart of Relay award for Mission Delivery in a Youth Event. Lake Forest College was the runnerup for this award nationally. The Heart of Relay Award is designed to recognize successful practices and innovations supporting the mission of the American Cancer Society. In general, the awards are based on recognizing a “promising practice.” Activities were held on campus for a week prior to Relay in order to raise awareness of cancer issues by educating students about cancer with attention-getting items. Lake Forest College was also recognized for their fundraising efforts. Having raised over $45,000 last year, the College won the American Cancer Society per capita award in the Illinois Division for the 0-24,999 population category, raising $32.49 per capita. Relay For Life is a fun-filled, overnight event where teams from local businesses, clubs, schools and families take turns walking around a track relaystyle with the common goal of eliminating cancer. This year’s Relay For Life of Lake Forest College will be held on April 17th-18th at the Lake Forest College Ice Rink. Committee and team recruitment are already underway for this year’s event. To join the committee or start a team, join the committee for Kick-Off in the Mohr Student Center Thursday November 20, from 4:30-6:00pm. For more information on upcoming events and meetings or to start a team, please visit www.relayforlifelakeforestcollege.com. The goal of this year’s Relay For Life of Lake Forest College is to raise more than $50,000 for cancer research, community educational programs and advocacy initiatives, and support services for patients and their families in Lake County. The American Cancer Society is dedicated to eliminating cancer as a major health problem by saving lives, diminishing suffering and preventing cancer through research, education, advocacy and service. The Illinois Division has more than 120,000 volunteers and staff fighting cancer in the state. For the most up-to-date cancer related information and to join the fight against cancer, call 1-800-ACS2345 or visit www.cancer. org. ! Page 6 Lake Forest College Stentor Editorial Letters to the Editor STENTOR The Lake Forest College Publishing since 1887 It’s Miller time KYLE P. MEREDITH, Editor-in-Chief JUSTIN November 20, 2008 KATHRYN APPELHANS, Managing Editor JOHN TERMAAT, Copy Chief TARDIFF, News Editor LEAH SCULL, Proof Editor Some administrators share blame for VP election fiasco In a misguided, yet sincere, desire to uphold first amendment rights, the Gates Center helped morph election day into jungle warfare. Dean Waugh’s “judgment call” to allow signs contesting the election’s validity to appear behind the voting booths accomplished nothing except to exacerbate an already tense situation. While it is reasonable to protest the decisions of Student Senate committees, the physical polling place is not the appropriate location to voice political sentiments. If candidates for every single public office in the United States are forbidden from placing campaign materials that simply display their name in polling places, then it is certainly not appropriate to place signs questioning the legitimacy of the entire process immediately behind where the polls sit defenseless from these attacks. These signs were a blatant attempt at voter intimidation and nothing less. Many voters, who had been untouched by the blinding rage that spewed from some Foresters over a matter of interpretation in the campaign policy and the subsequent fall-out, are now suddenly drawn into a world of overblown sentiments and frantic action. The Gates Center seems to have believed that allowing the posters would increase dialogue on campus about election procedures. But the chaos that ensued was hardly educational; in fact, it was detrimental to the Gates Center’s stated mission of encouraging leadership and personal growth. Rather than sparking a conversation, the posters confused many students who just wanted to vote, and enraged those directly involved. Instead of demonstrating leadership and working with the system to express his complaint, the individual at hand tried to disrupt the political process at its very root – the ballot. Many students may have sympathized with the candidate at hand after he was removed from the ballot late Monday night, but by reacting in a blusterous fashion ill fitting for the office he seeks, the candidate lost that public sympathy. The leadership involved in this fiasco is both student and administration, and the blame lies equally with both parties. When a candidate is presented with the guidelines and restrictions governing the election they are taking part in, the public expects them to abide by these terms. This is especially true when this committee is a direct subsidiary of the legitimate democratic representation of the students on campus, the same populace the candidate is aiming to lead. Disregarding these rules, and then being angered when forced to face the consequences of these actions, reflects poorly on someone attempting to gain a leadership position that requires ample amounts of integrity and responsibility. The Gates Center dropped the ball by undermining the authority of the Student Government-appointed Election Committee and failing to enforce adequate boundaries between protesters, voters, and election staff. The sign in question fulfilled its own prophecy: the election now borders on illegitimate due to flared tempers, floundering leadership, and ample voter intimidation. You know, I spent a lot of time trying to come up with something to form an opinion on this week. You should be grateful. It seems to me that all of human social existence is formed on a single principle: numbness. Allow me to elaborate. Have you ever noticed that on Friday and Saturday nights, what you look forward to is getting drunk, usually to hyperbolic extents? Forget conversation and learning about other people and what they’re into; let’s drink until I can’t see straight! That sounds like a great time! And it usually is. It’s all true. Ever since I’ve been here, the primary concern among everyone I’ve met has been, quite simply, is to get plastered. Even some of our esteemed Student Government candidates—except for Mario Baldassari, whom has my full support—aren’t known for their ability to remember everything on Sunday morning. If any of them are planning on furthering their political careers beyond college, there’s no telling how their behavior will affect their reputations. But what is the origin of the problem? Or is it a problem? On one side, you could say that the kids these days, with their isolation boxes such as Facebook and text messaging, are much less able to communicate than the old kids of yore. They feel they cannot survive a social situation without some kind of sensory inhibition. I can certainly understand that. We are the isolated generation. Our parents were reluctant to let us go outside and explore the world around us, instead putting us in front of the television and never letting us out of their sight. Perhaps, we’re still stuck in that neurotic state that we are not safe anywhere, especially without our mothers to save us. Or maybe our drunkenness is a higher, more profound statement. Perhaps, we are acting in the fashion of the ancient Greeks, abandoning our faith in reason, instead allowing the madness of the gods to flow through our veins, so we’re free to scream and dance all we want. We drink to be free! Why not? We’ve got nothing to lose, and the night is young, friends! Or maybe it’s both. saying “this does not necessarily mean an increase in criminal activity.” This is accurate, as the “additional five burglaries” were originally recorded as larcenytheft. A far better and accurate headline might have been “2007 Campus Safety report reveals Lake Forest College is a friendly and safe place to live and study.” It just might not have been as eye-catching or “edgy”. I am also disappointed that the reporter did not include the following questions and responses from our interview which I feel are quite relevant. Question: “What are - Connor Stratman ‘11 your major concerns this year for students’ safety? Public Safety: Answer: “My major concern lies with those students Report on report who are not legally old enough not accurate to consume alcohol but do so anyway. They are testing the As a faithful reader of The edge of their tolerance and when Stentor I must tell you that I they cross that line, they put was disappointed in the headline themselves and others in great “2007 Campus Security Report danger. In fact, anyone who skews statistics,” which overindulges puts themselves suggested some sort of deception in danger and at the same on the part of Public Safety, which time demonstrates immaturity is, quite simply, not accurate. and loss of control (neither of In years past, if a student which is a plausible defense). reported that they had an item I would also like to see students (such as a laptop) taken off the exercise more awareness when desk in their room, it might have crossing streets. Having the been recorded by the College as a “right-of-way” is of little larceny-theft, but it would not have consolation should someone been reported, because larceny is get hit by someone driving a not required by the Clery Act to car with a lack of awareness be listed in the College’s annual that equal’s the victim’s. The Campus Security Report. same applies to riding bicycles In the interest of full disclosure, around cars and pedestrians. we have determined that it is Question: Any other comments? more accurate to categorize it as Answer: Study hard, a burglary and report it as such. good luck with finals, and Therefore, there is no skewing of have a great Thanksgiving! statistics at all in the 2007 Report, as suggested by your headline. Richard L. Cohen Unfortunately, it isn’t until CPP, CHS-III the end of the third paragraph Director of Public Safety that the reporter quotes me as THE STENTOR always welcomes letters from readers; students, professors, alumni, parents, and other subscribers alike. Letters must include the writer’s name and class or address and phone number. Any letters may be shortened to fit the space required. THE STENTOR is a student run publication printed weekly throughout the academic year. All editorials are the opinion of the editorial board of THE STENTOR and do not represent the opinions of Lake Forest College, its students, faculty or employees. All opposite-editorials are the opinion of the writer and do not reflect the opinions of THE STENTOR or Lake Forest College. For questions or concerns regarding content, please contact Annie Cooper and Lubko Berezowsky at [email protected] or (847) 735-5215. Send all letters to [email protected] or drop them at THE STENTOR’S office. EDITORIAL OBSERVER / Andrew Van Herik Foreshadowing political deadlock in Obama-Bush tussle? urrently, Barack Obama and George W. Bush are haggling over Obama’s proposal, backed by leading congressional Democrats, to give $25 billion dollars to the automobile industry to save the failing American manufacturers. This stimulus package contains an allowance of government oversight of corporate decisions, encouraging environmentally sound renewable, hybrid, and electric technology. In response, President Bush has apparently given an ultimatum, saying that he will only allow this if Democrats allow free trade with Columbia. This incredibly odd tradeoff could be a sign of partisan bickering to follow, or it could be a battle between a man who promised perfection and must compromise in reality and a man who fights for ideology no matter the reality. In either case, we see a microcosm that is exactly what cooperative members of both parties fear most: bickering in the face of unresolved turmoil. GM, Chrysler, and Ford are coming closer and closer to bankruptcy, a death knell to American industry if it were to occur. It is, however, an arguably necessary death. American car companies have notorious avoided innovation and reveled in government subsidy for decades. They represent failed ideas and a near-sighted approach that has left them dead in the water. Obama places his support for the bailout in avoiding economic collapse and promoting green manufacturing, but the former is debatable and the latter should be a national standard, not one specified to these companies. So Obama is likely compromising for the sake of auto unions, who gave him their states’ support in the election. Meanwhile, Bush is using his final days in office to squabble for something as irrelevant and controversial as a free trade agreement with Columbia, a country noted for its dictatorial workforce and restriction of unions. Both fight against the inevitable. The Big Three will perish, and the Democratic Congress and Executive will place environmental regulation on our manufacturers and energy producers. When our economy collapsed and the bailout was desperately needed, it was this same bickering that slowed the process. Nancy Pelosi made an impassioned speech about the conservative failures that led to this turmoil, and House Republicans, like spurned children, whined and voted against the bill. If that kind of petty politics continues for these last 61 days, Obama and Congress will have little incentive to reach across the “ now is the time to see what a bigger government can do. The bailout is $850 Billion (closer to the trillions as time goes on) of Big Government. It is, to a large extent, the result of a denial of government regulation and investment in little places and in little amounts for the last eight years, like waiting for the hurricane before fixing the levy (well, not fixing it yet, but at least trying). Obama’s full house plays the partisan, political game that he promised to avoid during his campaign. aisle with their huge, possibly filibuster-busting majority, and Republicans will have little hope that Democrats will. We’ve seen how the free market functions. We’ve seen how trickle-down economics and outrageous defense spending affect our country. Democrats certainly looked the other way on regulating these massive companies and markets, but “ C Bush seems to oppose this governmental investment based solely on principle. He is a conservative, trickle-down economist, who refuses to cage the free market. (Of course, he doesn’t refuse to cage suspects without trial or to overturn American’s rights to privacy, but people aren’t money so that’s not “Big Government”.) His seemingly out-of-left- field Columbia gamble is a symbol. It’s a symbol of a confused ideology’s last breath. Bush knows that if he does not support this and many more bills under the lameduck congress, he will appear a stubborn roadblock, not a gracious outgoing president. Were the current and future Presidents playing poker, Bush just threw in his last meager chips on a pair of twos, and he’s already grabbing his coat as Obama lays down the full house. However, Obama’s full house plays the partisan, political game that he promised to avoid during his campaign. His support of this bill is ultimately the first mess he must work through, supporting the Unions who voted for him, a payback of sorts, while trying to appear to have better intentions. Supporters must not see this as a sign of failure, but a sign of reality. Our hope is that come January, Obama will take his healthcare, education, and energy initiatives to a national scale, placing the same standards on all, and not selling out to special interest groups. At this time, he can do little else but try to slow the recession with bills like this that only delay the eventual death of an industry. I greatly admire President Bush for his elegant welcome to the next First Family. I also greatly admire President-elect Obama for his ideals and his compassionate presentation of this issue. As often is said, though, actions speak louder than words. As the Chief Executive of our country and the technical leader of his party, Bush has a choice. He can either continue this sad charade of partisanship, continuing his failed policies ‘till the last day, or rise above it, welcoming the new president with more than just speeches, but with a true bi-partisan effort. Obama, meanwhile, can either let this be a partisan smear on a from-now-on pristine presidency, or he can let this be a precursor. Essentially, every president has compromised his values in some way to get things done and to get reelected. Obama has promised different, and while complete affirmation of that promise is impossible, he may be better than any that came before. Idealism must be enacted through the prism of realism, creating the best possible policies. November 20, 2008 Lake Forest College Stentor Page 7 Opinions Lies and the lying liars who tell them Qualities I hate in little kids translate perfectly into qualities I hate in adults. People tend to forget that kids are little people; I am the best babysitter in the world because I talk to children like equals. They get the censored versions of all my escapades, and my enemies here should know: you have eight-year old enemies all over Lake Forest. Anyway, the two kinds of people I cannot share breath with are liars and tattle tales. These idiots represent the two extremes of manipulating information for power or approval. Liars are sneaky, and tattle tales are pathetic. I have always had a very clear vision of the classroom as students on team A and teacher on team B. Betrayals are unacceptable. Liars hoard and distort the facts until they rob the community of trust and decency; they usually get what they want in the short term, but it never lasts. Take one of the kids I know, for instance; sometimes he “ even Voldemort, the evil would-be enslaver of the entire world, thought they sucked. Tattlers, in my experience, were always the kids that never had any secrets of their own. I know this well, because in elementary school I got told on a lot. I like doing bad things. I do them in a straightforward way, though, and I would argue Anyone with an interesting life can be the victim of a tattler. We must persevere and refuse to become rats ourselves. as severely as the misbehaver. “No one likes a tattle tale” was a common refrain from my third grade teacher Mrs. Chase. Bless you, Mrs. Chase. I have become one of those types of enforcers. Tattlers puke out information in desperate bids for approval like demented golden retrievers. It is impossible to trust or respect a tattle tale, and the most pitiful thing is that even the authority figures to whom the tattlers squeal look down on the little parasites with disgust and derision. Ballatrix Lestrange and Peter Pettigrew in the Harry Potter books are the ultimate tattlers; “ MARY VOLK COLUMNIST [email protected] insists that he is going poopy to avoid bedtime. He is lying. You see, he can go poopy once, but claiming that he must retreat to the bathroom right at bedtime twice in twenty minutes? No. Liar. Failure. Off to bed, and no, you cannot have a glass of water. Tattle tales, though, are even worse. I always loved the teachers who would punish the tattler just that my honesty makes it okay to do things like set the ants in the ant farm free, sass back to my gym teachers, or dance on desks. I never tattled on anyone, even with our honor code. I would do well in prison, clearly. There was one incident I can remember that I am ashamed to recount, but I will do so to atone. My brief foray into simultaneous lying and tattling left me with the emptiest feeling a sad little girl could ever have, and I learned my lesson for good. I was six years old, and my brother Billy and I were fighting while watching Power Rangers. I bit my own elbow in such an odd place that it would look like I could not have reached it myself. I then went to my mother and told her that Billy bit me. This is a sick hybrid of both lying AND tattling, and after I spit out my conniving story, I felt dirty. My mom looked at me quizzically, gently pointing out that my seven-year old brother had never had a history of biting. I immediately cried and recanted, never to tattle again. Anyone with an interesting life can be the victim of a tattler. We must persevere and refuse to become rats ourselves. The most important way to fight the sniveling, fact-spewing zombies is to ask them about their own lives. They will fall silent. Pity them. I have not worked out a plan for fighting liars yet, though; right now, I deal with them by trusting no one and assuming that people are lying most of the time. This is not a perfect system, however, because it is unfair and exhausting, not to mention that it annoys people. All I know is that I knew everything about the types of people I liked and wanted to avoid by the second grade. I liked the bullies, the paste eaters, the mean girls, the worry warts, the ADDs, and the crybabies far better than the liars and tattlers, and I always will. Don’t be a h8ter JARED FOX CONTRIBUTOR [email protected] The signs were in abundance, raised higher than you could imagine – people standing on their tippy toes just so that they could make sure the counterprotesters across the street saw them. There were couples that held hands with signs that said, “Twenty years together and we cannot get married.” Passionate speeches were interrupted with thunderous applause. And when we started to march, the crowds were estimated at around 5,000. I left before the protest spilled over into the streets and shut down the loop. I was there long enough to have my voice heard, and to hear the voices of so many others. This was the first time I protested the hatred that has plagued our country for years now – the hatred that seeks to put anti-gay marriage amendments in place because GLBT people and the love they share is that threatening. The hatred that created Proposition 8 and other amendments like it. It will not be the last. And people often wonder, because I have yet to see an opposition to marriage equality on the pages of this newspaper, who actually supports things like Proposition 8? We are fortunate to go to a school like Lake Forest College that embraces cultural diversity. Just a train ride away in Evanston is where an example of the hatred that passed Proposition 8 lives. Evanston is a wonderful place to hang out for an evening and even live, but it has come to my attention that Alan Stock, CEO of Cinemark that owns the Landmark Century Theatre right off of the Davis stop, gave $9,999 to support Proposition 8. It is ironic to think about the number of movies I have gone to see there with my boyfriend, a boyfriend I am hoping to marry one day, and how the money I funneled into that established has now been used against me. I say to Alan Stock, and the others that have donated to deny my love, that they should not bite the hand that feeds them. I encourage my Lake Forest College students, and those who are not LFC students who happen to be reading this paper, to boycott the Landmark Century Theatre in Evanston. While I have the ear of my comrades in this fight for equality, I want to also encourage you to attend PRIDE meetings to learn how you, too, can fight against inequality in the world. PRIDE meets every Wednesday from 6:00 pm to 6:45 pm in Library 205. We’re a fun loving group of people, unless you steal our rights away (and then expect a protest). Fun and laughter are complimentary. Homeless animals are regrettable, but a fact of life I am deeply annoyed, going so far as to say disturbed by the American propagandist movement that has decided the thousands of stranded animals in this country need to be adopted by willing families. For one, we eat millions of animals every day. Cows, pigs, lamb, buffalo, moose, turkey, chicken, etc. are all eaten daily in this country, in varying amounts. Very few activist groups (though some do exist) rally against the consumption of these products, assuming, I suppose, that these animals generally don’t make good pets, aren’t too cute, are quite delectable, tend to be free of infectious disease, and are therefore supermarket-approvable. How hypocritical! We frown upon the consumption of dogmeat in poorer nations because we treat our dogs to wonderful spas when we go on a twoweek vacation. We spend tens of thousands on medical bills when Lassie suffers through horrible cancer and requires radiation treatment. We buy Spot dozens of play-things and chew-toys. We see advertisements for different brands of dog chow that will REVITALIZE YOUR PET! We feel the fear of the owners in these commercials, who try desperately to reverse the signs of aging in their pets. We go to the “pet” aisle in the supermarket and behold the rows of products, which are alltoo-often priced as high as the goods we buy for ourselves. Something is going on here. Now we have massive pet depots that promise lower prices and a wider selection of goods. Admittedly, I am not against having pets. I think they are great fun. You can get some good things at these places: cages, water bowls, terrariums, etc. But your dog does not need a self-heating pillow, or a plush ramp that allows it to get up to the couch after its legs are too old to jump. At that point— nature is telling you something you would be wise to listen to. Doggie treats, pooper scoopers, fun-shaped hamster wheels, expensive reptile flooring… Something is going on here. I love my dog, but there is a point at which reason must supercede this ridiculous notion, purely an American invention, that animals are circumstantially worthy of the same care and attention we would give to a human being (the only other instance I can think of in which animals are treated equally or above humans comes in the form of religious ceremony, which does not apply to the American case study, and is another issue altogether). I fear the answer to my fears, which I pose not as a question but “ As much as I’d like to see every homeless dog or cat find a safe and happy home, this is just not going to happen. as an active cultural phenomenon, is that we have been deluded by a capitalist market into loving our pets much, much, more than they deserve. Veterinary practices charge you up the ass, treating everything from cancer to nominal mouth deformities (yes, doggie braces). I think these practices should be available to the public, but it is deplorable that a vet will readily recommend your dog should receive braces for a brighter, friendlier smile. “Heard on Campus” “I love turkey and the traditions of Thanksgiving, especially watching football.” - Patrick C. Casten ‘09 I’m being sarcastic here, but we should look at the advertising methods of pet companies—they often personify the animal, giving the cartoon rodent a wide grin and round, cute baby-like eyes. The dog stands on two feet in the advertisement, holds a bone in his paw-hand and slops his drooling tongue over the side of his face: perhaps this makes buying doggie treats fun. Doesn’t it? Now you “ MAX GLASSBURG CONTRIBUTOR [email protected] go home with the advertisement, like it or not, still in the back of your mind, dormant someplace— now you talk to Rover in a highpitched voice as you pop him his new treat. Oh, he’s excited. And you’re excited. You could have pulled out a small piece of cheese from the refrigerator; he’d be just as excited. But you connect the advertised drool-happy puppy picture with Rover here. So maybe it’s really about you? This is where the “humane” animal shelter movement comes in. I consider the effects of advertising I have mentioned a form of brainwash, and many so-called “animal lovers” have taken it upon themselves to protect the masses of unclaimed or abused animals. It is a losing battle, and it cannot be won. I self-indulgently repeat: It is a losing battle, and it cannot be won. As much as I’d like to see every homeless dog or cat find a safe and happy home, this is just not going to happen. Shelters that put animals to death are deemed “evil,” and the poorly-funded “humane shelters” become the saving grace of the animal kingdom. It does not pain me much to say this is ridiculous. Almost everyone has a dog or a cat, or wants one. There are a few people who don’t like animals, but for the most part American culture assumes that a home with a pet is a more “complete” dwelling. Perhaps an animal keeps the house “busy” when nothing interesting is going on, and provides for a distraction or lead-in to conversation when company is over. Driven and excited by companies that play on our natural sensitivities for cute cuddly creatures, we have created a surplus of animals. Our insane hunger is the reason thousands of animals are starving. The cat that yelps when you knock over the alley trash can doesn’t need a home: it needs lethal injection. And the dogs with no place to go need to be left alone from animal rights activists, collected by trained scientists, and be humanely put to death. I am being unapologetically blunt because this sort of bluntness is necessary in a capitalist society that, through advertising, has effectively personified the emotions, actions, and instinctual tendencies of animals in the likeness of the human race. We have done so to the point that we are willing to spend tens of thousands of dollars on the life of a single sick and dying dog. In one fell swoop, the animals that will never find homes need to be put to death. We don’t need sentimental paragraphs on adoption websites. We don’t need to personify these animals any more than advertising agencies have already done. Love your dog, but don’t forget: a dog is a dog is a dog. Is a dog. The Thanksgiving holiday is a week away, which means getting together with family and friends for turkey, stuffing, and all the fixin’s. What is your favorite part of Thanksgiving? “I really really love jellied cranberry jelly. And my mom makes Baklava, which is fun to make..” - Erika Rodriguez ‘12 “Stuffing is my favorite food at Thanksgiving.” - Jarrica Krzywicki ‘10 “I enjoy eating together with my extended family, and of course pumpkin pie.” - Andres Gomez ‘09 Sports Forester Page 8 November 20, 2008 Women’s Hockey hits the ice for upcoming season GREG MCADAMS CONTRIBUTOR [email protected] The Lake Forest College Women’s hockey team have started their season with a 2-3-0 record, 0-2-0 in the NCHA. However, the Forester women have made great strides in each of their games this season, including staying close to the top conference ranked UW- River Falls. “We are a young team that has been improving in every game,” said sophomore Sam Herron. “We did well against UW-River Falls, our top ranked conference opponent, we just need to improve the little things in our play and we will be able to pull off wins against tougher opponents.” This year’s Forester women’s hockey team has no seniors and only six juniors, meaning thatmany underclassmen on the team have had to step up their play. “We want to make improve more and more this year while winning games so that we can make the conference playoffs and get a good seed in them” said Herron. This week the women’s hockey team is at home and is taking on Finlandia University (0-6-0, 0-3-0). “We need these next two wins to gain back confidence so we can get back on track in conference play,” said Sam Hersey. These next two home games against Finlandia University are crucial for the Foresters as they begin a Nuggets get better of Iverson deal TOM PLONOWSKI SPORTS EDITOR [email protected] Photo by Karen Hermann Courtney Bean, team captain and junior defender, skates past the opposition’s goal. five-game conference schedule at home before winter break. The Foresters are coached by Carisa Zaban, who is in her fourth season. Zaban is rejoined by assistant coach James Palmer and newcomer assistant Delayon Morris. The Forester women’s hockey team is captained by the junior trio in Courtney Bean, Carolynn Theiss, and Jaime Sauer. On November 3rd, the Pistons acquired shooting guard Allen Iverson from the Denver Nuggets for point guard Chauncey Billups, power forward/center Antonio McDyess, and center Cheikh Samb. Billups, a NBA Champion and NBA FInals MVP, fills the hole of a desparately needed point guard. Anthony Carter is better suited for the backup one-guard position, as he has been a very savvy career back-up. More importantly, the Nuggets now are able to spread their offense with Billups running a set offense, rather than relying on the Melo-AI pair to jack up half of the team’s shots. The Nuggets now have a strong defensive backcourt with defensive specialist Dahntay Jones alongside Billups. Jones is not known for his offensive contributions and has put up eleven field-goal attempts in the last three games. The team was second-to-last in the NBA during the 2007/2008 regular season in points allowed per game. The backcourt along with a healthy front court in Kenyon Martin and Nene will provide a long-needed improvement on the defensive side while allowing Carmelo Anthony to be the clearcut number one option on the team with regards to the offense. This also allows J.R. Smith to continue to come off the bench along with Linas Kleiza, and provide an immediate offensive punch. The two are averaging 11.6 and 8.0 points per game, respectively. Smith, Kleiza, Carter, and high-enery power forward Ronaldo Blackman create a much more effective bench for the Nuggets. The diverse bench is excluding Antonio McDyess, who did not want to come back to Denver for his third stint with the organization, and was bought out to become a free agent. Samb, also acquired in the deal, is a project and will see limited minutes. Statistically, the deal has already improved the Nuggets as they have gone 4-1 since the trade. The Pistons have gone .500 with a 3-3 record since acquiring Allen Iverson. Courtesy of www.lakeforest.edu/Foresters Athlete of the Week: Zach Kozak #19 Year: Sophomore Position: Forward Height/Weight: 5’9”/180 lbs. Hometown: Mesa, Arizona Last Team: Northland College Major: Business - information courtesy of Mike Wajerski, SID. Lake Forest College men’s hockey player Zach Kozak was named Forester Athlete of the Week on Thursday, November 13th for his performance in a pair of games from the previous weekend (November 7-8). Kozak, a sophomore forward, took over the team lead in goals on one weekend’s worth of production. He accounted for the team’s only score Friday night in a 3-1 loss at home to St. John’s University and followed that up with a three-point performance in a 4-3 overtime victory over visiting Concordia College Moorhead on Saturday. He helped tie that game at two with an assist midway through the second period, made the score 3-3 with a goal of his own with 8:16 to play in regulation, and then scored the game-winner with 32 seconds left in the extra period. Q: What does being Athlete of the Week mean to you? A: We have many talented athletes in the Lake Forest community and to be selected as the Athlete of the Week is a great honor and a tribute to the work I have accomplished over this past week. Q: What are your goals for this new season? A: There are only a few goals I have set for the upcoming year. As a team, I would like to finish in the top 4 of the conference to bring playoff hockey back to Lake Forest College, as well as win the NCHA playoffs. Personally, I want to build upon my individual success from last year and become a point per game player. Q: With a losing record thus far, what are you looking to do as a team to turn things around? A: As a team we have to limit our penalties. We are the most penalized team in our conference. This past week we lost to the 6th (WI-Stevens Point) and 12th (WI-Eau Claire) ranked teams in the nation by the scores of 6-5 and 4-3. The game we lost 4-3, Eau Claire scored 3 of their 4 goals on the power play. I believe if we limited our penalties we could have walked away with a win. As a team, we have the confidence to compete with anybody in the nation, and by the time playoffs come; Lake Forest College hockey will be a force to be reckoned with. - By Tom Plonowski