December 2011 - Tampa Bay Mensa
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December 2011 - Tampa Bay Mensa
A Publication of Tampa Bay Mensa Tampa Bay Sounding Vol. 36 36, No. 11 December 2011 December Welcome to Tampa Bay Mensa!......................................................3 December Birthdays..............................................................................3 LocSec Column........................................................................................ 4 A Word or Two About This and That...........................................5 A View from the Right........................................................................6 On Second Thought...............................................................................7 RVC Column for Region 10................................................................8 You Should Have Been There...........................................................9 December Mensaversaries...............................................................10 Calendar of Events................................................................................11 December 2011 Calendar....................................................................12 Cryptopoem............................................................................................ 16 Suzaku™.................................................................................................... 17 Happy Holidays! 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Page 2 Tam p a B ay So und in g Welcome to Tampa Bay Mensa! ✹Tim Burns ✹James Dolan ✹Nicholas DuBose James Johnson Tina Kay ✹Lillian Oneill Matthew Farrell Anthony Quattromani ✹ New members. December Birthdays 12/02 12/03 12/04 12/06 12/07 12/09 12/10 12/11 12/12 12/13 12/14 12/15 12/16 12/17 12/18 12/19 12/20 12/21 12/23 12/24 Barbara Bishop, Raymond Celli, Don Morton, Stephen Page Andrew Karay, Alvin Nienhuis, Norman Trussell Betty Gorman, Robert Miller, Michael Silva Susan Dunlevy John Carnahan, Barbara Counts Dorothy Butler Richard Flatau, Nicholas Henriquez, Larry Paradis Elliott Loyless Willard Baker, Samuel Trevena, Robert Van Dyke Michael Wenditz Anthony Citta, Susan Entringer, Charles Stewart Kathryn McDonald, Sandra Siciliano Michael Struble, Grady VerPlanck Daniel Chesnut, James Clack, A Foran, Martha Fuller Geoff LeCain Deborah Duvall Thomas Bonner, Stephen Cerniglia Alvin Bedgood Nicola Hicks George Brooks, Joseph Juston, Edwin Kelley, Keith Kelly 12/25 Rush Miller, Cynthia Weatherby 12/26 Sabrina Detmer, Allen Garber, Corey Merenda 12/27 Richard Bachmann, Juana Harper, John Henderson, Amy Mathes 12/28 12/29 12/30 Don Davis, Fred LePiere Frank Clarke Jose Llanusa, Paul Reiordan 12/31 Robert Ayres, Aaron Dakoff, William Dennis, Les Milewski, Carl Paleveda De ce m be r 2 01 1 Page 3 LocSec Column Thomas Thomas This past month was very busy. Tampa Bay Mensa has a pretty full calendar most of the time, and this month was no exception. We had a beautiful day for our fall picnic at War Veterans Memorial Park in Bay Pines in mid-October, with a lot of new people attending and a few old members revisiting after some time away. Later that week we had our bi-monthly Reading Group near International Plaza - half of the attendees have moved from books to Kindles (and others vow never to do so). We had our reduced output FSM (Fold, Staple & Mail) party at Chris Clement’s new property in South St. Pete, and the following week attended “50/50” at the Beach Theatre in St. Pete Beach. Then it was back to the Reading Group, with new member Lillian expressing an interest in Physics and Physicists (and joy at finding other smart people to hang out with). A few days later, it was more movies as our Shakespeare Watch took in a double-feature of a modern-day “Hamlet” with Ethan Hawke plus a Sundance Festival winning black comedy adaptation of “Macbeth” called “Scotland PA”. The next day a couple of us took a side trip to see “Anonymous” in Pinellas Park. (Side note: I’ll save the Bardolatry SIG debate about who wrote Shakespeare for another time, but historical accu racy isn’t required for a good film – after all, even though Salieri didn’t kill Mozart, “Amadeus” was still an excellent film). Then there was Tuesday Night Trivia in Brandon, where we met new member Andrea and discussed visiting Antarctica (and knitting sweaters for penguins), and Bowling night, back in Carrollwood again. And those were just the events I was personally able to attend. Beyond that, there was the third-Friday Buzztime Trivia event in Carrollwood (which I missed due to an unforeseen emergency even though I’m the official host), a group trip to the Florida Holocaust Museum, Fourth Friday Madness, the weekly Thursday Lunch Bunch in Carrollwood, another group outing to the Sarasota Chalk Festival, the monthly second Friday Breakfast Gathering in Largo, the Fossil Dig in Brooksville, Bagels On The Beach at Indian Rock Beach, and of course, Games Night in Oldsmar. And even with all of that going on, I STILL hear, “This group never does anything interesting.” Here’s the thing: Every one of those events has one or more organizers. But for the most part, the organizers are not putting on the events because they want what’s best for Mensa. They’re doing it because the event is something they want to do, and they want to have other Mensans share it with them. In essence, every event we hold is predicated by a selfish motive – to socialize with others while doing something we already enjoy. So are you looking for a Mensa Happy Hour in your corner of our chapter? Do you want a Philosophy discussion group? Outdoor activities? Comedy clubs? A writing group? There’s room for all of these in Tampa Bay Mensa, and people who would be interested in joining you. All it takes is for you to commit to a date and a time and put it on the calendar (and don’t forget to include our Yahoo Groups and Facebook page). So if you don’t see something that interests you, launch a new activity with Tampa Bay Mensa. It’s the selfish thing to do. Page 4 Tam p a B ay So und in g A Word or Two About This and That Have You Killed Your Bear Today? A bear lived in the shadows behind my bedroom door when I was 5 years old. Every night, my parents tucked me in and turned out the light, leaving the door ajar so that the hall light could shine dimly into the bedroom. That dim light, intended to dispel the monsters of the night, cast a huge shadow behind the door where the bear lived. As soon as my parents went downstairs, I would fix my eyes on that dreadful corner and watch in terror as the bear grew larger and larger. When he had expanded until his head brushed the ceiling, he would begin to move toward my bed. ''Loominous,'' one of my students once wrote, and that describes my bear - looming, filling the space of my room, menacing, padding toward me silently and certainly, enveloping me in fear. My terrified screams would bring both parents leaping the stairs two at a time. ''It's the BEAR! The BEAR!'' I'd cry. But they switched the light on when they came into the room, and the bear disappeared. 'There's no bear,'' they would say. Then they would make me get out of bed and go look and feel behind the door, saying, ''See? There's no bear there! Now get into bed and go to sleep.'' Then they would turn out the light, leaving the hall light on, which created the big black hole behind the door where the bear lived. So the drama would be repeated, sometimes three or four times a night, until exhaustion finally closed my eyes. I knew my parents were right. When they were there and the light was on, there was no bear. I had to agree with them. But what they did not know was that when they were not there and the light De ce m be r 2 01 1 Helen Parramore was off, the bear was there. I also knew that although the bear was my most dreaded enemy, with unlimited power to terrorize me mercilessly, he was somehow my own creation. I reasoned with myself. If I made the bear, I should be able to make him do what I wanted him to. So I tested my theory. That night as my parents left, I glued my eyes to the black hole where the bear lived. He was there. He grew and grew in his usual fashion, and I watched breathless as he began moving toward me. My teeth were clenched, and I was determined not to scream until I found out once and for all exactly what the bear was going to do to me. Rigid with fear, I held my breath, clutched the blankets tightly beneath my chin and watched the bear come closer and closer, step by silent step. He reached the edge of my bed, and I was looking up at him. His head bent beneath the ceiling and his shoulders and arms stretched the length of my bed and more. Clenched teeth and pressed lips checked my screams as I waited in terror for the bear's next move. He stood there and I lay there, the two of us deadlocked in a battle of wills. Then he bowed to me, turned away and went back into his black corner forever. I had killed my bear. I learned one of the most important lessons of my life from that bear. I learned that courage is the ability to live through dreadful things minute by minute, step by step, until those things are put behind. I learned that it is far better to slay monsters than it is to live in terror. Reprinted from The Orlando Sentinel. Page 5 A View from the Right Anyonefortea (Ronnie Dubs) The Case for George W Bush The best president in my lifetime was George W. Bush and I’ve grown tired of partisan fools impugning this great man. So let’s start with a few irrefutable facts. When Democrats took the House and Senate in January 2007, US Debt stood at $8.8 trillion and over $15 trillion today. The unemployment rate was a steady 4.6 % and well over 9% today. The Bush 2003 "Tax Cuts for Everyone" generated 52 consecutive months of economic expansion. Bush started his presidency by defeating Al Gore; despite nonstop lies and rhetoric from Democrats there was never any evidence produced of Gore winning. Gore was the first candidate ever to lose his home state, and to drag a U.S. presidential election into a court, after having conceded defeat no less. Despite that, Democrats continued the dangerous political lie that Bush had stolen the election. Less than 8 months after assuming office came the 9-11 attack. That Bush was reading to poor black children at the moment became a point of derision. But Bush stepped up after 9-11, from a pile of rubble, sans teleprompter, promising firefighters and America, “The people who did this would hear from all of us soon,” and they did. Bush’s first mission wasn’t a rush to vengeance, but to secure the nation from further attack. He created Guantanamo to hold terrorists offshore and restored funding to the CIA and NSA which were deliberately weakened by past Democratic administrations. Bush created the Department of Homeland Security, still operational, and the Bush PATRIOT Act recently renewed by Congress. Several attacks were thwarted after 9-11 that the public never knew of and it was Bush’s harsh interrogations that led us to Bin Laden as confirmed by Leon Panetta. The 9-11 Truther Movement that Bush was somehow involved in this attack is the most despicable lie possible from the Democrat propaganda arm. After overthrowing the Taliban regime in Afghanistan, came Iraq. All 98 available U.S. Senators voted for that mission. Hussein had already been caught trying to assassinate a president, was openly paying suicide bombers, and still killing Kurds and Shiites despite our No-Fly Zones. He was perfectly capable of supplying Al Quaeda with WMD materials. After being told by Clinton, Gore, the CIA, and British MI-5 (secret service) of Saddam’s WMDs, had Bush not acted and had some Iraq made Anthrax been used here, would these same partisans who accused Bush of lying be accusing him of inaction? Their shibboleth “Bush lied people died” was a cheap political attack based on hindsight and second-guessing Even after Iraq’s nonexistent WMD’s, Bush still beat John Kerry by the widest numerical margin in U.S. history. The only swift-boat veteran who backed John Kerry recently had his Silver Star retracted by the U.S. Navy. Look at the smart accomplished men Bush appointed to protect the nation. Bob Gates as Defense Secretary just resigned last month. Ben Bernanke still heads the Federal Reserve Bank. Robert Muller still heads the FBI. Bush’s top general, Petreus now serving Continued on page 22 Page 6 Tam p a B ay So und in g On Second Thought Minority Rule From the Occupy Wall Street Web Site: The people who gave us the financial crisis are at it again. Their greed and irresponsibility demolished our economy, leaving us to bail them out – and how do they thank us? They’re going right back to business as usual, getting rich off of our money and spending millions lobbying against new rules to prevent a future crisis. Now, to add insult to injury, some banks are creating new monthly fees just for having a debit card. Around the country, starting from New York’s Liberty Plaza, people are standing up and saying enough is enough. It’s time for banks to be a safe place for our money, not another place to get nickeled and dimed. That my sympathies are entirely with the Occupy Wall Street crowd will not surprise readers of previous 2nd Thoughts. I wish my optimism equaled my sympathy. Yes, 99% of us are getting royally shafted by the other 1%. Unfortunately, much of that 99% either doesn’t realize it, or doesn’t realize who is doing the shafting. Witness the Tea Party, an Astroturf movement of people being systematically screwed by the plutocrats and the oligarchy, but willing to man the barricades against the encroachments of a government that might offer affordable health care. The GOP, now in control of the House, claims the corner on virtue. Anti-Communist, anti-terror – they’ve owned the franchise. Somehow, they pretend to be protaxpayer when, in reality, they’ve just been pro-defense contractor. President Obama, afraid to be tarred with the “weak on defense” or “weak on ter- De ce m be r 2 01 1 Buck Beasom ror” label that plagued folks like John Kerry and Al Gore, continues to steadfastly support the kleptocratic Karzai government. We continue to – at once – pump lives and billions into Afghanistan and more billions into Pakistan. Those dollars that don’t enrich high-ranking Pakistani officers or officials – many of whom helped conceal Bin Laden’s whereabouts – get funneled through the ISI (Pakistan’s CIA) to the Haqqani Network so they can blow up our troops. We thus find American tax dollars funding both sides of the war on terror. For every job this approach creates in the defense establishment two are created in the Jihad, where the minimum wage is VERY low and the benefits come in the afterlife. The Wall Street that demonstrators want to occupy has no party affiliation, scruples, doubts, self-awareness or capacity for remorse. It is governed entirely by greed and has, since articulated by a fictional character, believed that “Greed is Good.” And that Wall Street is just a symbolic centerpiece for the oligarchy that now runs this country and – in many ways – the world. The “Occupy Wall Street” movement – and all of its offshoots – have lately discovered this unfortunate reality. The next generation, some now in sleeping bags on our streets, will not have it as good as the current one, or the one now on Social Security. Many of the latter also think that we should “Cut ALL government spending.” They see no disconnect between dependence on government and antipathy toward it. Those we have SENT to govern us are even worse. Marco Rubio talks about “growing up in the Reagan administration” allowing him to ignore his party’s Continued on page 15 Page 7 RVC Column for Region 10 Mel Dahl Last month I wrote a column about balancing safety with fun, and used as an example a recent change in policy by the AMC regarding the publication of local group directories. Before I wrote the column, I inquired as to the previous policy, and wrote my column based on what I was told. I received a couple of emails from people who thought that my statement as to the previous rule was incorrect, so I inquired further, only to find that there is some confusion as to what the previous policy was. So, at this point I’m not really sure if I gave accurate information in my previous column or not. Be that as it may, the new policy is as I stated it: Local groups are now free to do what they like in terms of publishing directories, and individual members are free to include as much or as little information about themselves as they like. And I hope none of this detracts from my underlying point that we can’t be so careful and safety-conscious that our joy disappears and we can’t have fun being Mensans. That leads me to another topic: Burnout. Mensa leadership -- local, regional and national -- all experiences it from time to time. Being a Mensa volunteer is a wonderful experience that I wouldn’t trade for anything. (Well, maybe for winning lottery numbers and a body that’s 30 years younger. Oh, and a romantic evening with Drew Brees. Plus a cat-free planet. But other than that, I wouldn‘t trade it for anything.) At the same time, it’s a lot of work, and takes a lot of energy. Sometimes it’s inconvenient; sometimes one has to deal with annoying people. And every Mensa volunteer has probably wondered at one time or another why they bother. Then, there’s a really great First Friday or RG or games night, and it’s worth it again. When someone burns out, often there is someone else to pick up the slack. But sometimes there isn’t. Sometimes it’s the same few people making things happen in a local group, and if one or two of them wear out, there really is no one else to take their place. This is especially a problem in smaller groups. If you’re never volunteered, or if you haven’t volunteered in a while, please consider doing so. Mensa, as with most volunteer organizations, is run by the people who show up. Ask your LocSec how you can help; usually there’s no shortage of things to be done if people are willing to do them. You’ll get to meet some of the finest people on the planet, and be part of a family that does fun things together. Best of all, you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that you helped make it happen. Finally, I want to wish everyone a happy holiday season and a prosperous new year. Thanks for making me part of your family; you are all a part of mine. Executive Committee Meetings The next meetings of Tampa Bay Mensa's Executive Committee will be held: December 3rd, 3pm 10265 Gandy Blvd. N., #1703, St. Pete All members of Tampa Bay Mensa are invited to all Executive Committee Meetings. For more information contact our LocSec (Officer contact info is on page 23). Page 8 Tam p a B ay So und in g You Should Have Been There Jim Leo, Professional Speaker, Educator, and Balloon Entertainer What, you don’t think twisting balloons can be a terrific tool in the hands of a professional entertainment educator? Well, you really should have been there at the RG to see Jim Leo’s presentation and hear him tell his stories. A few lucky people did get in to see him, and they are still talking about him and asking about him. To satisfy their curiosity about this fascinating character, Art Schwartz suggested I interview Mr. Leo, and here is how it went: Jay Johnson: “Mr. Leo, thank you for talking with me this evening.” Jim Leo: “My pleasure, but can you hold on for a minute? My wife, Donna, is working in the house and our two daughters are playing tag in the garage, so I’m going to go to the car so we can talk in peace, that ok?” (Sound of kids laughing, a dog barking, car door shutting) JL: “Finally, now I can talk. Are you still there?” JJ: “Still here and quite entertained. I enjoy a lively family, and it sounds as if yours is quite lively indeed.” JL: “I am blessed. It’s funny; when I was a kid I thought I would have a nice wife, two sons, and a big dog; my father’s life. I ended up with a gorgeous wife, two fabulous daughters, and a tiny shih tsu dog named “Princess”. I have all this but I have no bathroom time, no family vote, and if I’m lucky I get some privacy in the garage, except today, of course. Yet I think my life is wonderful. There is a higher power, and he has a sense of humor. “ JJ: “How did you meet your wife?” De ce m be r 2 01 1 Jay Johnson JL: “I was entertaining at a neighbor’s son’s 5th birthday party and I saw this gorgeous woman there. She was the neighbor’s sister, Donna. I couldn’t ask her for her phone number - I was in a clown costume; her brother had to give it to me. When I called her, she agreed to go out with me, and we have been married for 12 years. Since I was in a clown costume at the kid’s birthday party when I met her, I can’t imagine what kind of dorks she had been going out with to agree to a date with me, and she won’t tell me. She just kind of shudders. “Now we have our two daughters, Miranda who is 11 and Emily who is 9. They both look like their mother, but there is some of me in them as well. Miranda is giving and selfless, very nurturing. Emily is an entertainer through and through.” JJ: “So even though it isn’t the life you originally imagined, it is what you wanted.” JL: “You start life with Plan A, and you never consider a Plan B. Then when Plan A fails, you go into panic-mode. That is what happened to me, and that is how I got to have this fabulous life. “When I was 25 I had everything– a great job as a bellhop in a famous hotel in New York, I was living with my then-fiancé in her apartment, but I knew everything and didn’t mind telling other people all about it. One day, I mouthed off once too often to my boss and she fired me. At home, I was doing the same to my fiancé. One day she put her hands on her hips and said, “Look, we have to talk.” You know when your girlfriend starts off like that you might just as well start packing. So in a short period of time I lost my great job, my girlfriend, and my home. Plan A was Continued on page 19 Page 9 December Mensaversaries 42 years 37 years 34 years 32 years 30 years 29 years 28 years 24 years 23 years 21 years 18 years 15 years 14 years 13 years 12 years 11 years 10 years 7 years 5 years 3 years 2 years Betty Taylor Betty Gorman John Kane John Emerson David Goodrich Ken Poynter Cathy Green Leo Reilly Matthew Snook Susan Anderson Michael Clifford, John Henderson John Olmstead Paul Sharp, Tanya Stay, Morgan Tyler Catherine Albaugh, John Roberts Michael Garrett, Lana LaForest Ronald Dubs Dennis Wilcoxon Joseph Davis, Ramon Martinez Brian Ourso, Cassandra Robertson, Michael Silva Gregory Garbee, Keeyoung Lee, Carol Morrison, Michele Mourer, Joseph O'Reilly, Thomas Richards, Ryan Schmidt, Ryan Southwell Logan Agnew, Dakota Cash, Benjamin Fritzsche, Lawrence Maler, Claire Modarelli, Cheryl Pohley, Kyle Reid, Jayde Reid, Nicholas Stark, Pete Stiles, Steven Woolheater Note: Years are for continuous membership. Members who let their membership lapse start from the date of reinstatement. Page 10 Tam p a B ay So und in g Calendar of Events For updated event information, check our online calendar: http://tampa.us.mensa.org/cal De ce m be r 2 01 1 Page 1 1 December 2011 Calendar Except for rare cases that hosts will make clear, all events listed in our Calendar of Events, whether hosted in private homes or public venues, are open to all Mensans, their spouses, and accompanied guests. While kitty amounts are mandatory, hosts often spend far more than the specified amount. Donations in excess of the kitty amount will be appreciated. If you have special needs or restrictions, it is prudent to discuss them with your host before attending an event. December 1 12:30pm Lunch Bunch Location: Piccadilly Cafeteria 11810 North Dale Mabry Highway, Tampa We meet at Piccadilly Cafeteria (next to Barnes and Noble Bookstore), in Tampa. For directions, descriptions, and/or encouragement to attend, call: Jim Perry 813-837-3473 [email protected] December 3 3pm ExComm Meeting Location: 10265 Gandy Blvd. N., #1703, St. Pete All members are welcome at all ExComm Meetings. Thomas Thomas 813-994-3981 [email protected] December 3 6pm Shakespeare Watch Location: 10265 Gandy Blvd. N., #1703, St. Pete Bring your own favorite Shakespeare or Shakespeare-inspired DVD and the group will choose whichever movie they prefer to watch. Please RSVP. Call/e-mail for directions. No pets. Smoking outside. Erica Rogers 727-204-4230 [email protected] December 7 7pm Reading Group Location: IHOP 4910 West Spruce Street, Tampa Read whatever you like and bring books you'd like to recommend, discuss, exchange, or give away. Ronan Heffernan 727-537-6626 [email protected] December 8 12:30pm Lunch Bunch December 9 7:30am Breakfast Gathering Location: Village Inn at the corner of Walsingham and Vonn Roads in Largo. Gather for food and conversation. Please call before Friday for headcount. Lori Puterbaugh 727-399-2419 [email protected] December 10 8:30am Fossil Dig Location: Vulcan Phosphate Mines, Brooksville IMPORTANT: You MUST be on time. We will enter the mines at 9 am. Anyone not there at that time will not be allowed in. Child members, or member's children, must have a parent or legal guardian present to participate. I will have waiver forms for everyone to sign before we go in. To reach Vulcan, take I-75 north to Exit 301, Brooksville/ Rt 98. Go ten miles to Brooksville and follow the signs for Rt. 98 north. Go another ten miles north of Brooksville on 98 and watch for the CEMEX/ Vulcan signs on the left side. Wait by the highway entrance. You will be driving in, so you will have access to any coolers you may bring. I would suggest bringing snacks and PLENTY of water. It gets hot, so dress appropriately. You might want to Page 12 Tam p a B ay So und in g bring sunscreen. Please RSVP by email by the Friday before so I can have a good idea of how many are coming. I have scheduled this to coincide with the Tampa Bay Fossil Club dig so that we may have some experts there who can answer our questions. I do not bring tools, but you may wish to bring a hand shovel. RSVP. Theresa Shadrick (727) 686-1880 [email protected] December 10 7:30pm Games Night Location: 651 Timber Bay Circle West, Oldsmar We play fun board and table games. Snacks and sodas provided ($2 kitty helps defray refreshment expenses). No smoking indoors, please. One cat in residence. Sylvia Holt Zadorozny 813-855-4939 [email protected] December 13 7pm TNT (Tuesday Night Trivia) in Brandon Location: Buffalo Wild Wings, 2055 Badlands Drive, Brandon Join us for Buzztime Trivia every second Tuesday at Buffalo Wild Wings. Tuesday is when the rest of the national NTN-SIG plays (join the SIG at [email protected]). Tuesday features Buzztime's Brainbuster, Glory Daze and Showdown games. Buffalo Wild Wings is a full restaurant and bar, so you can socialize even if you don't play trivia. Thomas Thomas 813-994-3981 [email protected] December 14 1:15pm MHUNCH Location: Ruby Tuesday, 3635 S Florida Ave, Lakeland . Join us for lunch. Your RSVP is important! Please either email or call me so we can save a seat the the table for you! Merrell Fortner 863-701-7109 [email protected] December 14 8pm Bowling Night Location: AMF Florida Lanes, 10400 N Florida Ave, Tampa We meet on the second Wednesday each month. Mention "Mensa" to receive our special event rate of $6 cover, with a quarter per game and a quarter for shoe rental (if you don't have your own). AMF also has pool tables, a friendly staff, casual grill and bar. Beginning in January 2012, we will also bowl on the 4th Wednesday. Melissa Stephens 813-476-5405 [email protected] December 15 12:30pm Lunch Bunch December 15 6:30pm Mensa Testing Location: Southwest Pasco County For information, contact: Thomas Thomas 813-994-3981 [email protected] December 16 7pm Buzztime Trivia Location: Prime Time Sports Grill, Carrollwood Buzztime Trivia (formerly NTN Satellite Trivia) is a nationwide contest held in assorted restaurants and bars in our region. Three short rounds of five questions each are interspersed with breaks for conversation and socializing. We meet in Carrollwood at Prime Time Sports Grill which puts the trivia games on a BIG screen! Look for the table with our mascot, Owlgernon. Come join the party! Thomas Thomas 813-994-3981 [email protected] December 17 8am Bagels on the Beach Location: Indian Rocks Beach I'll bring the bagels and cream cheese, you bring your own beverage. There is free De ce m be r 2 01 1 Page 1 3 public parking on 19th-27th Avenues. I will be set up near the 27th Ave beach access. Look for a pinky-beige (laundering accident) oversized beach towel and a rainbow beach umbrella. Join us for bagels, conversation, swimming and shelling. RSVP Theresa Shadrick 727-686-1880 [email protected] December 17 6pm Pig SIG Location: Tanner's Pub Call for more info. Stewart Prince 863-967-7680 December 18 2pm FSM Location: To Be Determined Once again it's time to Fold, Staple and Mail! Come join in to help get the next issue of Sounding out to our members. And be one of the first to see it for yourself! Art Schwartz 813-343-8850 [email protected] December 21 7pm Reading Group December 22 12:30pm Lunch Bunch December 28 1:15pm MHUNCH Location: Kafe Kokopelli, 37940 Live Oak Ave, Dade City Join us for lunch. Your RSVP is important! Please either email or call me so we can save a seat the the table for you! Merrell Fortner 863-701-7109 [email protected] December 29 12:30pm Lunch Bunch Dolores Puterbaugh, Ph.D, LMFT, LMHC, PA Licensed Mental Health Counselor Licensed Marriage & Family Therapist 801 West Bay Drive, Suite 436 Largo, Florida 33770 The Wachovia Bank Building 727-559-0863 [email protected] balancedlifestylecoaching.com Page 14 Services Include: • Individual counseling • Family & couples counseling • Anxiety, depression, grief, stress, anger • Children’s behavior problems • Personal growth/development • Consulting/Coaching services • Presentations for organizations Memberships: Clinical Member of American Association for Marriage & Family Therapy; American Counseling Association; Mensa; TNS Tam p a B ay So und in g On Second Thought (cont) repudiation of much of what Reagan not only believed, but enacted, and also claim to have grown up. Jim Demint, a hero of the right, supported the violent overthrow of the government of Honduras – and actually visited the usurper – because he also supports the overthrow of ours. All this is lost in the dysfunctional sewer of 21st century politics. More than a year from the next election, the gaggle of GOP candidates are already into their umpteenth debate and have, collectively, yet to present anything beyond the idea that government and taxes are bad. This exact mind-set put us in our current mess: A government that wouldn’t govern, regulators who wouldn’t regulate and a leader who didn’t lead. Yet, while decrying “government” and all of the evils it visits upon us, they want nothing so much as to be put in charge of it. The “Occupiers” sense all of this. Some piled up mountains of debt getting educated for jobs that are gone for good. Some may have tried to outguess the realestate market and got burned, but many more just got caught in the downdraft – which they did not create. Neither group got bailed out. Only the authors of the disaster did, and they are back to drawing down huge paychecks. Not one of these crooks has faced prison, trial, or even an indictment, nor will they. In an oligarchy only the weak and powerless face consequences. Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens make easy targets. They don’t have lobby- De ce m be r 2 01 1 ists. But not one of the “7 Dwarfs” of Big Tobacco ever faced an indictment. Sadly – for every group of “Occupiers” – there is another benighted collection of fools who hope to win the lottery sometime soon. Against that happy day, they oppose tax increases on millionaires. To the guy with cancer but can’t afford health insurance they cheer the prospect that he should just die and get out of the way. Herman Cain’s “9-9-9” – which has yet to impress any credible economist – draws their cheers. Cain is not entertaining questions. Against this phalanx of greed and silliness, the Occupiers stand little chance. They are right about many things. Their frustrations are valid, but they’re late to the dance. In 2008, 133 million people turned out to vote. The Democrats swept everything. In 2010, 91 million people turned out to vote. The GOP took the House, picked up half a dozen seats in the Senate and hopes for total dominance next year. Their plan, of course, is to keep Occupiers on the sidewalks and away from the ballot box and they’re hard about the business of suppressing voter turnout. Because the one thing they fear, above all else, is a government Of the People, By the People and For the People. Unless, of course, Corporations count as People and the more they are willing to pay, the more people they constitute. That is not Democracy. It’s America. Page 1 5 Cryptopoem Sylvia Holt Zadorozny "REM DOZIG Z YU SAYS," / DOA YPPNA DLAA WYZS, "FAQYMWA Z OYTA IATAL Y NAYK DE WOEH-FAQYMWA Z WDEEP, / YIS UR FLYIQOAW SLEEP, YIS DOA SMNN BLYR UEWWAW ETAL UA BLEH! FMD Z'U WDZNN YNZTA ZI DLMIG YIS WOEED; DOA FMSW EK IACD UYR / Z KENS YHYR ... FMD Z PZDR DOA KNEHAL HZDOEMD FLYIQO EL LEED." "REM DOZIG Z YU SAYS," / Y WEKD TEZQA WYZS, "FAQYMWA IED Y FLYIQO EL LEED Z EHI. Z IATAL OYTA SZAS, / FMD QNEWA Z OZSA ZI Y PNMUR WAAS DOYD DOA HZIS OYW WEHI. PYDZAID Z HYZD DOLEMBO DOA NEIB HZIDAL OEMLW; REM HZNN WAA UA YBYZI-Z WOYNN NYMBO YD REM DOAI, EMD EK DOA ARAW EK Y OMISLAS KNEHALW." ~"DYNGZIB ZI DOAZL WNAAP", FR ASZDO U. DOEUYW Page 16 Tam p a B ay So und in g Suzaku ™ Thomas George Thomas Suzaku™ (from Japanese sousaku: search) is a compound puzzle. The first step is to solve it as a traditional sudoku puzzle, using letters instead of numbers. The second step is to search for words in the solved sudoku. Start from any letter, moving up, down, forward, backward or diagonally in any direction, changing direction as needed without reusing the same square for a word. Although there are nine letters in this puzzle, words can be longer if you can find them. (There is a hint for this puzzle on page 18.) For extra credit, score the words using their associated number values to try to find the highest word points. De ce m be r 2 01 1 Page 1 7 Suzaku ™ (cont) The theme word for this month's Suzaku™ is 11 characters long, using all nine letters for a total of 47 points. The shaded square is the starting position for the theme word. Anyone who responds with the correct answer by December 15 will be recognized in the February issue of Tampa Bay Sounding. Correct solutions for the October puzzle were submitted by Ross Richardson, Sylvia Zadorozny and Ben Enriquez: DISTRIBUTION for 52 points, by starting in the shaded cell and tracking up, diagonal down-right, diagonal down-right, diagonal down-right, right, diagonal down-left, diagonal downright, left, diagonal downleft, up, and up. Sylvia pointed out that moving down right on the last move would allow adding an "S" with a move to the right, although that involves crossing the snaking path of the Answer to the November Suzaku™ letters. Since I don't have it in the rules that you can't do that, it counts. Sylvia also suggested starting with the "N" in the sixth row, second column, to come up with NONDISTRIBUTION, which she found in Dictionary.com. (This is why she always wins at Boggle.) Thanks to all for playing! Answer to the November Cryptopoem: We walk on starry fields of white And do not see the daisies, For blessings common in our sight We rarely offer praises. ... So unobtrusive many a joy We pass by and forget it, But worry strives to own our lives, And conquers if we let it. Page 18 There’s not a day in all the year But holds some hidden pleasure, And, looking back, joys oft appear To brim the past’s wide measure. ... ~Ella Wheeler Wilcox, “Thanksgiving” Tam p a B ay So und in g You Should Have Been There (cont) shot and there was no Plan B. I had to move back in with my parents. “I was really depressed and began having thoughts of suicide. I didn’t know who I was, I couldn’t put anything together. “Before my life fell apart, my girlfriend and I had visited her brother who wasn’t married and was making little balloon animals. I thought this guy was a dork because he was playing with balloons. Later, after moving back in with my parents, I noticed a magic shop near them sold these balloons and air-pumps. With nothing better to do, I bought some, pumped them up and shredded them to get the anger out. But you know, nothing happens by chance. “Eventually I started getting better with twisting the balloons. I started reading books on the skill. One day I had put a whole bunch of balloon animals into a bag to set out with the trash and someone saw them and suggested I give them to kids who might enjoy them more than the trash man would. The next Saturday I went to a festival at the church and was going to just hand out the balloon animals to the kids when one little guy came up and asked for one for himself. When I gave it to him he lit up, he had a big smile and a skip in his step. Once he showed it to the other kids, they swamped me. The kids were blown away by this, and so was I. It was incredible. I was there for several hours, over a hundred kids wanted my balloons. I learned something that day: When you are doing for others you do not have the ability to hold on to selfishness, negativity, or depression. “And as easily as that, I discovered my passion: I loved making balloon animals for kids. “I read everything I could find, I practiced all the time, and eventually I was ready De ce m be r 2 01 1 for the public. I went to a restaurant, talked to the manager, and convinced him to let me make balloons for his customers twice a week. I showed him my fanciest creation and told him I would do it for free. If I got tips, all well and good, but really, all I wanted to do was get that same feeling I got when I was at the church festival. I had some business cards made up, and at the restaurant I would go to every table and give them a balloon creation and a business card. That was 18 years ago in New York. “I started to connect with the people locally. One day an entertainer told me I was doing it wrong. My balloons were great, but I also needed to do magic and face-painting, dress like a clown, and give out stickers. I thought, how can stickers be entertaining, but I tried it anyway. I bought all the stuff – the tricks, the paint, the costume, spent a lot of money on it, and it was awful. I was either no good at most of it or hated it. I threw it all out. Actually I was pretty good with the magic, but I knew how the tricks were done. To me, the ‘magic’ in the magic was gone. I stopped doing magic. It was the most empowering feeling to stop doing the things I “had to do”, and keep only that which I loved – my balloons. I was listening to my own heart. “But now the balloons weren’t enough. I had to think, what do I have? What do I enjoy? I was learning to pay attention to my own instincts. My heart told me I love comedy, and I love story-telling. I am a funny guy, and I think telling a story well is a true art. Mostly, I loved the interaction with the audience that comes with comedy and story-telling. I had never incorporated jokes and stories with my balloons before. Why not? One of the things I don’t like is that definitive line between the performer and Page 1 9 the audience. People want to feel special, feel important - I wanted the people to be part of the show. I wanted them to know that the show wouldn’t happen unless they were an integral part of it. I didn’t want people to say “I saw the show” I wanted them to say “I WAS the show”. Things were coming together for me, simply because I was paying attention to my heart and my passion, and I was finally ready for it to happen. I had that breathless feeling that I was on the brink of something exceptional. “As I went around doing my shows I noticed kids hanging onto my every word. I started to think I had a responsibility to give them the right messages, important messages they might not be listening to elsewhere. So I started to move into the school and library market. I found myself shifting. I wasn’t just an entertainer; I was an ‘educational entertainer’. When we moved to Florida seven years ago I decided to become a school teacher and so I became an ‘entertaining educator’. The balloons found their way into my classroom, and I discovered how easily kids learn when they are involved with my stories and my balloons. The educational system was discovering what I already knew; the best method of learning was to EXPERIENCE the activity. “The whole of it has been a natural progression - certain patterns, certain things remain the same. In my case I want to constantly connect with people with entertainment and to put a little light into their world even if just for a little while. I have entertained and lectured to entertainers all around the country, even Las Vegas, imagine that. One day I met a guy who tried to convince me I was great with balloons, but I was really a speaker. But I wasn’t ready to listen to him yet. As an entertainer I had made a name in the balloon artistry industry. People paid money to hear me talk about balloon entertainment. I had written a book (not Page 20 published). I had made 3 DVDs about presentations and teaching skills, how to open and close, and how to add comedy. I didn’t realize it at the time but these were DVDs for speakers too. I thought it is one thing to talk to entertainers, but to speak to others was something else again. How would I manage? It took me while, then I finally joined the NSA (National Speakers Association), and it was one of the best moves I ever made. Everything started to fall into place. I was accomplishing so much; the experiences I was enjoying were mind-boggling. I loved it. All the time I had been striving for something, and I had it all along. I just didn’t see it. “Now I see life as being behind the steering wheel. The steering wheel is your control, your ability to move forward. But beware of the rear-view mirror – don’t spend too much time staring into it. It is the past. It may be good experiences, it may be regret, and it all went into making you what you are today. Appreciate it for what it is, but know the importance of looking around at what you are driving through, and what lies up ahead. The clues to the next step on your journey may be there, ready for you when you are ready for them. “The journey is learning what it takes to make you outstanding. The lecture is called, “Understanding OUTstanding!” We live in an age where there is so much competition it is difficult to be outstanding. Here is the secret: Follow your passion. Mine was twisting balloons. It’s goofy, but the better I got at it the more I wanted to learn and I kept getting better. I wanted to entertain, how could I do that? I paid attention to my own heart. I listened to the opinions of others, but if they didn’t sit right with me I disregarded them. Don’t worry about trying to be secure, who’s to say what’s secure? Just follow your passion, do what makes you happy. Find it and get into it. I look Tam p a B ay So und in g forward to associations and companies having me in to teach passion recovery to employees, associates, etc. for a greater productivity, work environment, and home life.” “This is tough for kids to grasp. All they have are rules. All they see is the destination. I want to teach people about the journey. It’s all a journey. The journey is the destination. Try things you never tried before. Take a chance. Remove the blinders and get out of your comfort zone. It isn’t about seeking a passion; it’s about opening yourself up and letting your passion discover you. Then you will have a steering wheel to en exceptional life. And don’t forget the balloons.” JJ: “I can see why people found you so inspirational. Mr. Leo, where can people who missed you before, catch you now?” JL: “Check my website cloud9balloons.com and you will find my calendar, venues, and videos, or Google ‘Jimmy Leo’s Balloon Theater’.” jimmyleo68 on youtube.com JJ: “Thank you, Mr. Leo, it has been a pleasure.” xkcd.org Colorado is working to develop coherent amber waves, which would allow them to finally destroy Kansas and Nebraska with a devastating but majestic grain laser. De ce m be r 2 01 1 Page 2 1 A View from the Right (cont) Obama. How did someone supposedly so dumb make such wise political appointments and put in place virtually all the security infrastructure to protect this nation existing today? The so-called "Arab Spring" we are all now witnessing, democracy movements in Egypt, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Syria, and Iran are all directly attributable to the brave decisions of George Bush and Condoleezza Rice, who told the world in no uncertain terms that Democracy in Iraq would cause regional dictators to fall like dominoes, and they have: the Bush/Rice freedom agenda. Bush had to deal with economic troubles too. The Dot.com bubble burst, losing trillions of dollars almost overnight as tech stocks collapsed. Bush had to deal with the mess of Hurricane Katrina too, caused mainly by the failures of an incompetent Louisiana Governor and a New Orleans mayor both Democrats. The millions of dollars which had been sent down there for levee construction had somehow disappeared. After the disaster, no matter how much Bush spent there, it was never enough for Democrats, was it? It was Bush who proposed giving young Americans their own Social Security accounts, their own money in their own name; they’d all have real assets today, instead of Government IOU’s. That plan was killed by Democrats' robo-scare calls to senior citizens. Page 22 It was Bush who proposed an amnesty program for undocumented workers killed by Democratic union special interest groups. It was Bush who tried repeatedly to audit the mortgage practices of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, only to be blocked by Democrats Barney Frank and Chris Dodd. Had Bush not resisted the Kyoto Treaty lie of man-made Global Warming, and the multi-trillion-dollar Chicago-based "Cap and Trade" scheme that Democrats proposed to fight this supposed warming, we can only imagine how bad the economy would be right now. Through it all not once do I recall Bush ever passing blame on to anyone else, so common today It still amuses me to hear Democrats try and perpetrate the myth that Bush was both dumb and incompetent. George Bush: Yale history major, MBA from Harvard, fraternity president, Texas Air National Guard fighter-jet pilot, oil-man, roughneck, businessman, owner of a Major-League Baseball team, popular twoterm Governor of Texas and two-term president of the United States of America was the best president in my lifetime. No one else was better prepared to lead this nation through the tough times after 9-11 and no one could have done a better job. It is heartbreaking to see what has happened to this nation since the departure of this great man. Tam p a B ay So und in g 2011-2012 Tampa Bay Mensa Officers EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE ➢Local Secretary ➢Gifted Children Co-Coordinator Melissa Stephens [email protected] Thomas George Thomas 27647 Sky Lake Circle Wesley Chapel, FL 33544 813-994-3981 [email protected] ➢Testing Coordinator ➢Deputy LocSec ➢Webmaster Sylvia Holt Zadorozny 651 Timber Bay Cir. W. 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