The power of park - Planet Jackson Hole
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The power of park - Planet Jackson Hole
“The vision was the meadow would become a kind of Central Park of Jackson without the winos, pigeons and pickpockets.” – Jake Nichols, PAGE 9 Free August 22 - 28, 2012 www.JHWeekly.com The insider’s guide to Music, Art, Events + News ‘Chillin’ by Sarah J. Webber JH WEEKLY LOCAL COVER ART INITIATIVE The power of park The role of Karns Meadow today, and tomorrow By Jake Nichols, PAGE 9 News Music Art Deferred action dilemma ‘Top guitarist’ plays JHLive Paintings explore stillness PAGE 6 PAGE 14 PAGE 18 Insured • Reliable • Honest HOUSE KEEPING Melanie (307) 733-NEAT (6328) References available Whitewater Trips (800) 458-RAFT Now serving Star Valley Be a part of the future of fitness! Pilates Institute of America is proud to announce it’s newest collaboration with Eagle Orthopedics and Sports Physical Therapy. Come and experience the results of a Medically Supervised Exercise program. • Preventative Fitness • Rehabilitative Exercise • Musculoskeletal Wellness THANK YOU ALL for your generous support of my campaign for Town Council. Mark Obringer “We are all in this together.” Paid for by the Committee to Re-Elect Mark Obringer. 2 August 22 - 28, 2012 l www.JHweekly.com For the first time ever the residents of the Teton Valley will have access to the powerful results of Thera-lates™ and Medically Supervised Exercise programs. • Increase flexibility • Recover faster from Ortho Surgery • Prevent future injuries Call for your FREE introductory session Pilates Institute of America 208-787-0078 Eagle Orthopedics 208-354-0089 PIAWorkshops.com JH Weekly l Vol. 10 l Issue 35 HOT SHOT OF THE WEEK LOCAL COVER ARTIST Jason Mitchell Sarah J. Webber TITLE Chillin MEDIUM Oil, 10x20 CONTACT sarahjwebber.com [email protected] How did you end up in JH? I needed to come somewhere I could lose my hair gracefully. This was it. What is your profession? Chef at Wildgrass and radio personality at KHOL. Believe in love at first sight? Yes, all the time. Four or five times a week. What’s on your playlist? Corrosion of Conformity, John Coltrane and Toots and the Maytals. Favorite cocktail? Anything brown. What was the last lie you told? Minnesota Twins making it to the World Series. Describe a date that would impress Some really good wine and cooking at my place. Sarah J. Webber will be in the upcoming “Western Visions” show at the NMWA (second time), and has participated in the recent Plein Air Festival at the NMWA. Sarah is represented locally by West Lives On Gallery and shows her work from coast to coast. JACKSON HOLE WEEKLY STAFF EDITOR Richard Abowitz [email protected] STAFF REPORTER Jake Nichols ART DIRECTOR Jeana Haarman [email protected] DESIGNERS Jeana Haarman Jen Tillotson, Andy LaBonte ILLUSTRATOR Nathan Bennett SALES DIRECTOR Jen Tillotson [email protected] [email protected] ADVERTISING SALES Richele Pitalo [email protected] Allie Knetzger [email protected] CONTRIBUTORS Mike Bressler Aaron Davis Madelaine German Andy LaBonte Claire Rabun Kevin J. Pusey Robyn Vincent COPY EDITORS Teresa Griswold Robyn Vincent PHOTO INTERNS Sean Burkitt Andrew Shorts ADDITIONAL MATERIAL Rob Brezsny, L.A. Times Tribune Media Services Want to know more about any of our Hot Shot’s? 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WOLF’S JACKSON DODGE CHRYSLER JEEP 307-733-2886 WolfAutoGroup.com • 920 W. Broadway www.JHweekly.com l August 22 - 28, 2012 3 LETTERS Quiz REPORTER’S NOTEBOOK Jake Nichols Town doesn’t need another park The Town of Jackson does not need another park. Sure, parks are nice and useful and quiet. They are sorely necessary in cities that are growing so fast there is a clear and present danger of losing touch with nature. But Jackson has plenty of parks – too many, in fact – that it cannot afford to maintain. The Forest Service property on North Cache has been targeted for decades by town officials as a desirable plot to add to their land asset portfolio. While none of the current town leaders has a definitive plan for the future use of the ten acres, all have more or less stated that they want it to remain in public hands lest a private entity purchase and develop it commercially. Mayor Mark Barron is the only local elected that has the vision and the fortitude to claim the land will likely have to generate some type of income for the town. It can’t just sit there and continue to be a trailer park/swamp. Barron has hinted in the past that Jackson has a profound need for a convention center. Major expos and the like bring big bucks to a community. The town had better score a large convention center soon before all that business goes to Teton Village. The BTNF property might be suitable for a convention center; the loca- tion is perfect. But local government has no business being the developer or the land pimp that flips the property to a convention center developer after asking taxpayers to buy them that land. Town Council candidate Kelly Egan is right. The land BTNF is offering for sale is not street frontage. Protecting Jackson’s northern gateway is not at issue here. Egan is also Parks and Recreation does not have the budget to keep up with all the property they manage. correct in stating the price is too high considering nearly a third of the property is undevelopable wetlands. Buildable space is all commercial real estate moguls care about when pricing land. So think of it as $11.55 million for seven acres. As far as the argument that the town needs to buy the property to protect it from an undesirable outcome like a Target or Walmart – what in the name of sanity is that about? Doesn’t the town decide what can be developed there through zoning, land development regulations, planning hearings, building permits, etc.? Of course they do, but now we get to the heart of the matter. Town authorities – and their county counterparts for that matter – are a bunch of pushovers for any out-of-town slickster with a persuasive sales pitch. Your Town Council is too easily dazzled by pretty baubles. They will sell their souls and our future to Home Depot or any other big box with an exciting “smoke and mirrors” show so long as it promises to reenergize the local economy. They don’t trust themselves. That’s why town officials want to own the property rather than rule the property. As far as leaving the BTNF property as open space or a park: why? We already have Phil Baux Park, Miller Park, Karns Meadow, May Park, Mike Yokel Park, Powderhorn Park, Town Square, Rangeview Park, North Park, the high school recreation area, and the Fair Grounds. All this in a town that’s less than three square miles in size. Parks and Recreation does not have the budget to keep up with all the property they manage. A master plan for the eleven acres at the May property has sat unused since 2004. The town can’t spare a dime to turn the place from a ranch into a city park. Karns Meadow – which should not be developed in any way whatsoever – is also awaiting funds for typical park amenities. A little quiz for you: Which country rates 37th in health care, 17th in education, one of the worst infant mortality rates, number one in prison population, only industrial country with capitol punishment, over a trillion dollars waging a drug war since the 70’s, waging three illegal wars killing hundred of thousands of innocents humans, has the largest military then all other countries combined. When I was younger there was a bumper sticker “Better dead than red”meaning better to die then allow Communists to take over America. Have you noticed that red states are the majority of states in the union? There was another bumper sticker during the Vietnam war “Our Country Right or Wrong” and “Love it or leave it.” Do you remember when the Tea Party first raised its ugly head there was a placard saying “Keep government out of my Medicare”? We are dealing with an ignorant society that can’t handle having a black president, blaming all the problems our country is facing on Obama and not on Bush that inherited a surplus and waged two wars, a prescription drug bill all unpaid for leaving our country with trillions in debt. Cheney rationalizing torture and making sure we went to war with Iraq so his company Hallobutin was rewarded the military contracts. We can’t hide our heads in the sand and keep claiming America is an exceptional nation without admitting our flaws and attempting to correct them. Now we have conservatives attempting to pass personhood laws claiming that a fertilized egg should be afforded all constitutional rights as a person. Believe me when I tell you that if a woman should miscarry she will have to prove it was natural and not induced. Is this the direction America is heading? Humans: get your butts out there and vote and turn back all conservatives or you will regret it for years to come. – Butch Krichmar Send your letters to [email protected] READER COMMENT On ‘Props and Disses’ ■ Close the Moose-Wilson Road you say? Well, the biologist in me loves the idea. I would like nothing more than the countless animals – wolves, grizzly bears, and moose included – that utilize that habitat to be able to roam freely. Imagine a world without the interference of tourists and speeding locals in a rush to get to the Death Canyon trailhead so they can illegally walk their dogs to Phelps Lake. However, the author of this article (who I have little doubt is a skier) has overlooked one major fact: Your beloved mountain resort only stays in business because of the massive amount of people who stay at the village in the summer and visit Grand Teton NATIONAL Park. How do they get to the park? Hmmm ... Don’t think they’re driving an hour down to Jackson and up the Highway to Moose Junction ... It’s about time people in this community learned they don’t own the park. It is owned by every American, including the tourists you so deeply despise; the very people who pay those of our wages who work in the outdoor/recreation industries here. As much as you want to have a say in how the park is managed, and as much as you expect to have priority parking every- Send your comments to [email protected] OnRock Sponsored by New Belgium Brewing Stop and smell the Grand It seems racing up and down the Grand Teton (13,770 feet), during any season as fast as humanly possible is all the rage these days. I heard last week that the record from car-to-car (Lupine Meadows Parking lot), up and down the Grand was smashed and crushed to a new two hours and 54 minutes. Amazing. I wonder how many rocks fell down on other climbers while this was done. I enjoy doing a one-day ascent/descent, but since I don’t like being nauseous, dizzy, hypoxic, and possibly falling off the mountain while trying to go as fast as a jackrabbit, I am happy going up and down in under 12 hours. If I can do the 5000-foot vertical gain to the Lower Saddle in three to four hours I am super stoked. Doing the Grand in a day is the best way; so that one does not need to carry all the overnight gear. The OwenSpalding route (III, 5.4), is the route of choice. Once you are past the Lower Saddle, and reach the Upper Saddle, the technical portion starts. The Belly Roll, The Crawl and The Chimneys all lead to the upper slabs below the summit. If belaying is your choice, there are about five sections of belaying before a series of short traverses on steep, exposed slabs. Easy climbing on the west side, or moving around to the southeast side can gain the summit. Descent is going carefully back down the Chimneys, and finding the rappel station above the upper saddle. An 80-foot free-hanging rappel brings you back to the Upper Saddle, where you start your descent down the correct gully back to the Lower Saddle, which eventually leads back down to the valley. For GeaAnswer: helmet, harness, approach shoes, moderate rack, long slings, foul weather gear, cell phone, and two 60-meter ropes. If soloing for a speed record: none of the gear mentioned probably. For Beta: “A Climber’s Guide to The Teton Range” by Ortenburger and Jackson. Rock On! – Kevin J. Pusey 4 August 22 - 28, 2012 l www.JHweekly.com READER COMMENT Ple a to h se se nd elp kee a do n po ur a ation to ds run day nin g. Photo shown: 12 weeks after fertilization where you go, you don’t. The Moose-Wilson Road is here to stay, and the proposed re-route will do a wonderful job in reducing the amount of stress “locals” experience on one of their many trips into the park to abuse a precious resource that belongs to all of us. ■ As someone who has travelled the entirety of mw road at 60 mph, I would like nothing more than see it closed to cars. It would make a wonderfull bike path, seeing the wildlife from the seat of a bike is a far better experience then flying by it in a car. A moose jam would be much more pleasant without the parking lot feel cars give off. Better for wildlife, better for people. I hope the new path through the mw road is as far from the antinational park motorizers as possible. On ‘Jackson Whole Grocer to move’ ■ I love the Whole Grocer, but as someone who will need to turn left out of that spot to get home, I doubt I’ll be going there from May to September. That turn is god-awful in the summer. I get the desire for more space, but that’s going to be hugely inconvenient. Also, what are they going to do about parking? I may be wrong, but there doesn’t seem to be that many spaces. ■ WG is my only grocery store, as was Foodtown before it. I haven’t been to Smith’s or Albertson’s except on very rare occasions for years. I love how convenient WG is, the manageable size, and the healthy options to boot. Riding there from my in-town location is easy. I fear that with the new location, the ride will be challenging to say the least and the expansive new digs too large for my liking. I wish WG all the best of course, but there is convenience for me in the current location and charm and manageability to the current size. On ‘Redneck’ He or she can curl their toes, make a tight fist, and kick you, though you probably can’t feel it.” ■ Who is that weirdo? The party of Cheney, we see. If the best he can do is to attempt to discredit by telling lies what has he really got to oppose? Honesty, good business, good politics or proper representation of the constituants? Hey! This tactic reminds me of the recent fruit and veggie war started by the incumbent monopoliser of fruit sales by the Y. If someone threatens you, use deceit, be ugly. Maybe that fruit seller by the theater ought to run against Ruth Ann, too. How does this mindless drivel pass for journalism? Does the Weakly think they are building readership by portraying anyone who lives south of Rafter J as ignorant rednecks? These veiled implications that anyone with working class conservative beliefs must be a brainless moron is just weak far left journalism at its worst. ■ SiAnswer: You say mindless drivel as if it is a bad thing. As far as journalism is concerned, good honest unbiased reporting went out of fashion in the 80’s. Also defending a Republican candidate against untrue statements regarding her votes against gun control is not left wing unless truth is exclusively left wing, which I doubt. As far as ignorant rednecks south of Rafter J, I resemble that remark. Quote from “If You Could See Me Now!” by Elaine Depew, The Repair Shop, Burbank, CA epm.org lifeissues.org © Life Issues Institute “... a baby’s home is the size of a tennis ball, and the baby is swimming and exercising every day. Right to Life of Teton County RTLofTetonCounty.org P.O. Box 8313, Jackson, WY 83002 • 733-5564 Elaine Kuhr Log on to join the conversation at www.jhweekly.com Quality Medical Care Away From Home St John’s 4 Peaks Clinic St John’s 208 354 4757 Driggs Grand Teton National Park 9:00 am - 7:00 pm Mon - Fri, 10:00 am - 4:00 pm Sat, Sun 1415 S Highway 89, Smith’s Plaza, Jackson, WY Idaho Wyoming 307 739 8999 St John’s Emergency Department Open 24/7/365 National awards for patient satisfaction 625 East Broadway in downtown Jackson. 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Now people who entered the country without documents as children under certain circumstances can qualify for a two-year period where they will not have to fear deportation. National media reported that across the country thousands lined-up. But for many others the question of whether to apply for the program remains confusing. Even the title’s “Deferred Action” seems to imply that this could be the start of an ending rather than a beginning. Are people who register going to find deportation authorities at the door in two years? Does a traffic ticket disqualify a person from participating? The program is also not cheap especially for young people with an upfront application cost of $465. The procedures on how to apply are also a nightmare which can’t be easy for any who have English as second language. Imagine facing these instructions to fill out: “Form I-821D, Consideration of Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals; Form I-765, Application for Employment Authorization; and Form I-765WS, Form I-765 Worksheet. When completing the forms, applicants will want to consult the detailed instructions for both Forms I-821D and I-765.” Thankfully to help locals who have to make the important decision about applying the Latino Resource Center will be holding a forum on September 11. Call 307734-0333 for information. JH Weekly reached one of the many young people from Jackson who currently is facing the decision of whether or not to apply for deferment. We spoke to him 6 August 22 - 28, 2012 not just about the new policy but also about his life in Jackson being undocumented, his family, and plans for the future. We agreed not to use his name: JH Weekly: How old are you? Answer: 15 JHW: When did you come to the United States? Answer: I don’t know the exact date but it was the summer before going to fourth grade. JHW: What were your first thoughts on the new program? Answer: When I first heard about this program I thought it Are people who register going to find deportation authorities at the door in two years? was a really good chance to take an opportunity to make my life better. JHW: Do you worry about being undocumented or being deported? Answer: Not really. I saw on the news about people hiding in the shadows not to be caught or be deported back. But you have nothing to fear if you are not doing something wrong. I am just here for a better life. I want to study and maybe go to college. Not just me, to help my family get a better life too. JHW: Do you feel like the United States is your country? Answer: No. I take pride in what I am, where I come from. I don’t ever say I am an American or feel anything like that. JHW: Would you want to be a United States Citizen if that opportunity arose? l www.JHweekly.com Answer: I would because there are better opportunities here, like college opportunities that are better than Mexico. In Mexico, it is really expensive to go to college, and books are very expensive. I would love to stay here just because it is better, and my family likes it here too. There is less crime. I think my family would be safe here. Over there with the drug crimes and all that stuff the government really does not have that much control over things. And, over here you see that kind of stuff, because it is all over the world, but you don’t see it as much as you would in Mexico. JHW: Will you be applying for the new program and when? Answer: I think I might apply this year. I don’t do crimes. This is a chance for me to get a better life. I see kids my age with citizenship, born here, and everything going for them. And, they throw their life after drugs and do stuff like that. I don’t want to end up one of them. That is why I keep out of the streets. My mom keeps me out of the streets. My big priority here is my family; they are everything I have. I don’t do crimes. I don’t do drugs. I do get in trouble at school but it is not that big. I have gone to the office, I am not going to say that. I’ve been late to school. I know you should be on time, but I have some things to do before school. JHW: How big is your family here? Answer: There are about nine, mostly brothers and sisters. JHW: Will any of them be ap- plying for the deferment, too? Answer: Some of them will apply soon. Two of them were born here. JHW: Does your family worry a lot about being separated by deportation? Answer: They do. They have seen the crime that goes on in Mexico. We come here for a betsee Deferred page 7 Teton County authorities lost their bite eons ago. Now their bark doesn’t scare anyone. Faced with doing something definitive about faux ranches that make their mortgage payments with revenue from weddings, parties, retreats and other major events, county commissioners stopped short of cracking down. Way short. So-called rural landowners are defined by the county as property owners of 70 acres or more. The common definition of these ‘ranchettes’ is any spread that has more bathrooms than bedrooms, and more fireplaces than cattle. These land barons have been playing venue to weddings and such, pissing off the neighbors. Some had permits, some didn’t. There was never really a definitive rule on what events fake ranchers could host and what they couldn’t; how often, how loud, and how many they could accommodate. And where a loophole exists, expect it to be exploited. County commissioners failed to tighten things up despite a preponderance of feedback opposed to allowing fake ranches to throw any kind of a commercial party. Neighbors are tired of the loud music, drunken guests, and other piercing disturbances to the bucolic lifestyle offered in residential areas far from the glow of downtown’s lights. Commissioners opted for a pitifully miniscule 300-foot setback for events. They also backed off a concrete limit on the number of events that could be held annually, striking the proposed 20, and opting instead for a nebulous whatever feels right: case-by-case basis. Commissioners defended the watered down regulations–to be voted on Sept. 17–by saying they favored flexibility over hard and fast rules. Attorneys drool over the world “flexibility.” Flexibility and case-bycase rule drafting opens the door for favoritism and taxes an already overworked commission with one more thing on the agenda, right after the ‘who’s suing us today?’ item. ‘Flexibility’ means you don’t have the balls to make a decree and stick by it. Wyoming delegates represent in DC Grover Norquist is a bully; a big, fat misguided bully. The Washington insider is a powerful lobbyist and founder of Americans for Tax Reform. He’s pressured 279 Republican members of Congress to sign his pledge stating they would never vote to raise taxes. Only 13 GOP Congressional members have refused to sign. Sen. John Barrasso of Wyoming was one of the few who wouldn’t be bullied. Sen. Mike Enzi now regrets he signed it and Rep. Cynthia Lummis is also showing signs she wants to distance herself from Norquist and his anti-tax-hike pledge. Give Lummis the bronze for telling Wyoming Public Media recently that she was more concerned by and afraid of the debt and the deficit than she was of slightly higher taxes or lower spending. Wyoming’s senior senator, Mike Enzi, deserves a silver medal. He is starting to see through Norquist’s divisive tactics. “Norquist isn’t offering policy solutions, just ideological rigidity at a time of national need,” Enzi said. He points to one area where a tax increase is inevitable. “I don’t know how we’re going to have highways if we don’t increase the gas tax. That’s a user fee. You don’t want to pay it, you don’t use it. So we’re going to have to do some things like that if we’re going to have the kind of America that we expect.” And give the gold to Barrasso. He never bit when Norquist came calling even though some who did not sign were labeled “liberals” and proponents of tax increase. “I have not signed that pledge, but I’m opposed to raising taxes,” Barrasso told WPM. “My record speaks for itself. I’m not somebody that votes to raise taxes. Our problem isn’t that we’re taxed too little it’s that we as a country spend too much and until we get the spending under W control we’re not going to adequately address the major issues facing the country.” w Chamber of Commerce picks a winner The Jackson Hole Chamber of Commerce Search Committee has selected Jeff Golightly as its new executive director. Golightly has spent the past 17 years with Togwotee Mountain Lodge, serving as GM since 2000. He really began to be noticed by flatlanders in Jackson when he joined the Jackson Hole Travel and Tourism Joint Powers Board in 2010. The process was a grueling one with some 60 resumes whittled to three finalists over six weeks since June when Tim O’Donoghue announced his resignation. Golightly will begin work at the Chamber on Sept. 17. A community reception is planned for 5:30 p.m., Wednesday, Aug. 22, at The Wort Hotel. Golightly will offer a brief statement. The public is invited to attend. from Deferred page 6 ter life. JHW: What do you think the United States should do with all the undocumented people here? Do you believe in amnesty or a path to citizenship? Answer: I think if they are going to deport people, they should deport people who commit crimes. We are treated as criminals because of what other people in our community do. If they wouldn’t do drugs and alcohol, if they wouldn’t get in trouble with cops, or do any kind of crime we would have it good. Most of the people who come here come for a better life. They don’t want to get in trouble. They really do hard work. In that case, they should be able to keep going here, because over here there are more opportunities if you work hard. But when you see people doing crimes, the police think and the government thinks are they really here for a better life or are they here to commit the crimes that go on in their home country? JHW: So, you think the people who are here for a better life and who have committed no crimes When I first heard about this program I thought it was a really good chance to take an opportunity to make my life better. – Undocumented Minor should be given a path to citizenship? Answer: Yes. They should. They need a better life. My mother is a single mother, and she has six kids to take care of. She really works hard. She works for me and for my brothers. JHW: What is your life like here? What do you do with your free time when not in school? Answer: I like jogging. I like sports. I want to be in shape. I hope to get accepted into college for wrestling. JHW: Do you know what you want to do when you grow up? Answer: If I dedicate most of my time to wrestling, I might want to become a professional wrestler some day. If that doesn’t work really well, I might go into the Army and help serve this country that gives people who are looking for a better opportunity that opportunity and not be denied. JHW: Do you worry that if you got a wrestling scholarship, your lack of documentation, will impact if you can go to college? Answer: Yes. I am worried about that. But if that goes wrong I can go into the Army. I can go after my dream or go protect the citizens of this country. Those are my two choices. PulseOnPolitics Candidates talk Comp Plan By Jake Nichols The following excerpts were taken from the county commissioner hopefuls’ comments during the League of Women Voters forum, Aug. 13. Question: How would you balance the 2012 Comprehensive Plan’s recommendations directing density toward town and already developed nodes in the county in order to preserve open space? Barbara Allen, R, 39 We need to have a holistic discussion prior to the write of the new land development regulations to ensure balance between the goals of shifting density and creating permanent open space. The tools to shift density were not flushed out enough and currently rely heavily on downzoning. As our current plan demonstrates, zoning is not permanent. If we choose the route of regulation, we risk that the underlying zoning may change in the future. Development pressure will only increase with time and population. Without tools to create permanent open space, I don’t see that we are achieving our goals. Claire Fuller, D, 28 In seeking to balance Compre- hensive Plan recommendations for directing density toward town and already developed areas with the desire to preserve open space, I would work to develop tools beyond zoning to accomplish a shift in development in order to ensure that we do not end up with more development than is permitted under current conditions. Trying to alter development patterns with zoning will not stand the test of time, since zoning regulations can be changed with a simple vote. Rather, we should research and develop tools that give permanent protections to lands from which development is removed, and give equitable gains to lands to which development is directed. Paul Perry, R, 49 I think the commissioners and the community worked hard to make many of the tough decisions during the update of the plan. I wanted this plan to be better than the ‘94 plan; [one that would] make tough decisions so that every application going forward would not be a battle as it has been in the past. The plan identifies the maps in areas that are key to our preservation and conservation efforts. It then iden- tifies appropriate areas in ‘Complete Neighborhoods’ for additional density to occur–and that growth can only occur in a thoughtful manner that respects a specified defined future character. The plan doesn’t try to eliminate all density in rural areas; it tries to reverse the current trend of six out of 10 building permits issued happening in rural areas. In order to protect habitat and scenic vistas in these areas, we need to update our Planned Residential Development regulation to better effect clustering or transfer of units. Located in the Village Center. Teton Village, WY CUSTOM HOME IN VICTOR Beautiful custom built home in Diamond T Estates. Well located just a couple miles from the heart of Victor, this charming home gets lots of passive solar, great light and is extremely well built. The property has outstanding landscaping, Grand Teton Views, is fenced and allows for horses. List Price $269,000 PAUL KELLY Associate Broker, GRI • (307)690-7057 • [email protected] IAN SINCLAIR Sales Associate, GRI • (307)690-1383 • [email protected] www.jacksonholebrokers.com • Like us on Facebook Specialty Cleaners since 1988 • Ipura cleaning: the safest chemical-free system • Organic, fresh and odorless cleaning • A like-new tensioning soft press, impression-free 545 North Cache St., Jackson • (307) 733-2938 Melissa Turley, D, 36 I believe it is important to put new development where infrastructure already exists in order to protect scenic vistas and wildlife habitat, reduce traffic on our roads, and lower the cost of new development. Putting new development near existing homes and businesses will also foster community and support our local economy. The new Comprehensive Plan recommendation for directing density toward town and other already developed areas will preserve open space in other parts of the county. 4 SELECT BIG O® BRAND TIRES * (See store for details. Offer valid 8/13/12-9/03/12.) Do you like to read about Jackson Hole? CHECK US OUT ON FACEBOOK AT PLANET JACKSON HOLE 307-733-8325 530 S. Hwy 89 • Convenient Jackson Location www.bigotires.com www.JHweekly.com l August 22 - 28, 2012 7 Expecting or newly parenting? Take part in our Earn While You Learn Program The more you LEARN, the more you EARN! Offering FREE baby clothes, furniture, diapers & more! Come visit us at our new location 250 East Broadway! 250 E Broadway Jackson, WY 83001 / 307-733-5162 / [email protected] ThemOnUs JDR, Jr Memorial Parkway turns 40 The John D. Rockefeller, Jr. Memorial Parkway Turns Forty on August 25, 2012. U.S. Congress established the distinctive 24,000-acre national park unit explicitly to honor Rockefeller and his magnanimous contributions to the conservation and preservation of remarkable places throughout America. The National Park Service has numerous programs taking place on that Saturday to recognize JDR. Superintendent Mary Gibson Scott and her staff wish all locals would attend. r Large Selection of Spencer West climbs Kilimanjaro Yes he can. Legless Wyoming man conquers Kilimanjaro Nutri Source Rock Springs native Spencer West was born with a genetic disorder that forced his legs to be amputated when he was a child. Doctors told West he would never 1300 Carol Lane • Jackson, WY • (307) 734-8182 By Jake Nichols be a functioning member of society. Wrong. In June, he climbed Mount Kilimanjaro as part of an effort to raise money for Free The Children, an organization that provides water, sanitation and education for impoverished children. West trained for a year to climb the mountain and worked to raise $750,000 for Free The Children. The trek was more rigorous than West expected. “I thought I could do half with my wheelchair,” he said. “I had to do a lot more walking.” When West says “walking” he means on his hands. And that’s not easy, he says. Friends helped West through the tough parts and he, in turn, helped them when both battled altitude sickness. “It’s the first time in my life that I thought, ‘I wish I had legs, today. I would have carried them.” West is quick to credit his parents, who never treated him differently, and the community of Rock Springs where he returns every Christmas from his current home in Canada. Biel and Timberlake get ‘N Sync ‘N Jackson Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel apparently were not married in Jackson Hole last weekend. In true Jackson Hole style, wedding vendors and others in-the-know kept mum about the alleged ceremony site and other particulars. National gossip rags often get frustrated over the ‘western decorum’ valley residents are notorious for showing to local celebrities. Without being able to get verifiable evidence, every tellall cyber blabber in the country began running with the rumor TimberBiel was a done deal. The outside world picked up on Sylvia Weinstock’s tweet: “America is a beautiful country. Jackson hole a marvel.” Weinstock is a noted wedding cake-maker to the stars. Our favorite bartender was also spreading the scoop on Facebook. Before long, everyone was doing their own math. People Magazine was just one of the dozens of celeb stalkers hunting furiously for confirmation of the nuptials. Gathering information in a hick mountain town like Jackson can be difficult. One Twitter user tweeted: “i feel so stupid. i never knew jackson hole was in wyoming. but i also never really wondered where it was.” WILSON BRIDGE PARK A pending proposal would permit rezoning and private control of a park in the Snake River riparian corridor just north of the Wilson Bridge. We support the creation of a natural park, and the related East/West pathways connection. Potential high impact uses must be carefully controlled -- wildlife impacts, parking, "events" and use by commercial outfitters and their customers. A conditional use permit (CUP) should be required as part of the County rezoning, to ensure that this critical riparian wildlife habitat and scenic area will remain the low impact "passive natural park" noted in the application. Village Road Coalition Wilson Advisory Committee 8 August 22 - 28, 2012 l www.JHweekly.com The The role of Karns Meadow today, tomorrow. JHW FILE PHOTO By Jake Nichols JHW FILE PHOTO power of park The riparian habitat known as Karns Meadow, right smack in the middle of the Town of Jackson, is a low-down dirty region. Sundry items tend to settle there sooner or later: a lost flip-flop, Wendy’s wrappers, and a thousand tons of sand spread on city streets over the course of a Jackson winter. The meadow has been neglected at times over the century when it was known as the Karns Ranch, and abused in the years leading up to Town of Jackson’s purchase of it in 2003. Pete Karns sold his grandfather’s 1905 claim for a song and was happy to do so. “Our main goal was to protect it and keep it as open space, to keep it as a public park,” Karns said. “Hopefully, Karns Meadow can be used and accessed by a lot of people for years to come while recognizing the wildlife values there.” The deal was made on a handshake in 2003. The Town had cash reserves but not the $8 million asking price for 41 acres of prime wetlands. Instead, town manager Bob McLaurin contrived a method of subdividing the property into six tracts. The purchase of each tract triggered a buy option on the next until the entire property was paid off. The Jackson Hole Land Trust also contributed $1 million to manage the conservation easements. “We’d like to express our gratitude to the Karns for their generosity and to the Town of Jackson for its vision in helping protect this special place … this is terrific news,” said then-executive director Mattson-Emerson in 2003. “This is one that the Land Trust knows will make a big difference to the community.” The vision was the meadow would become a kind of Central Park of Jackson without the winos, pigeons and pickpockets. The Resource Management Plan of 2004 called for eventual picnic tables and grills, sidewalks, pathways and a ski track, bridges and restrooms, and a manicured turf playground. While the entire property remains open to the public, none of the amenities has come to fruition yet. But that doesn’t mean things haven’t been hopping in Karns Meadow. The infamous fox family of 2008 is just one example of the abundant wildlife that takes advantage of the Karns Meadow habitat. www.JHweekly.com l August 22 - 28, 2012 9 JAKE NICHOLS Solar flare Solar panels feed energy to the town’s main drinking water pump. In 2010, the Town of Jackson began two major projects utilizing its newly-purchased property. One was slated from the get-go; the other just fell from the sky. Town Public Works Director Larry Pardee pitched the mayor and council on an impressive array of photovoltaic cells; that’s solar panels to the rest of us. The jolly “green” giants of local government loved the renewability of the project but were a bit nervous about the size and scope of the panels slated for the roof of the parking garage. Pardee offered a compromise: he would move 108 panels to Karns Meadow where they could soak up sunshine and power Well No. 5 – Jackson’s main drinking water well. “The biggest reason that spot was chosen was it provided a flat piece of ground with south-facing aspect,” Pardee said. “Then, the grant was for drinking water so I had to first prove how we were doing a “green” project to save energy or water.” Pardee got the feds to foot the entire bill ($144,000), through the American Recovery Investment Act of 2009. The town pitched in a grand more to build a fence around the array, and presto – Well No. 5 drinks up 25 kW of “sol power.” When the town doesn’t use the excess electricity generated it sells it back to Lower Valley Energy. Also launched in 2010 was the storm water treatment system. One of the main reasons the Town of Jackson wanted to get its mitts on Karns Meadow was to use it to scrub clean Flat Creek and repair some of the wetlands area to the east. Flat Creek had become so impacted by street runoff and general town waste that the Environmental Protection Agency declared the stream “threatened” in 1992. As part of the Flat Creek restoration project and water enhancement, Town Engineer Shawn O’Malley got to work in 2010 constructing a “natural” series of ponds designed to biologically filter storm water runoff before it enters Flat Creek. No machinery, no unsightly culverts or pipes, just an agrarian rechanneling and pooling of running water to create an organic filtration system. “We just tested the system and feel it will be ready in about one month. We want to make sure the plants have a really good root system before we start pouring water through there,” O’Malley said of the complex engineering project that relies on the simplicity of basic natural features. Storm water runoff has plagued Flat Creek, particularly in the Karns Meadow area, for decades since the town bulked up around the 40-mile long creek. Pollutants and general silt threaten the waterway’s health on a daily basis. “The storm water aspect is basically for surface flows,” O’Malley said. “We also hooked up our two biggest systems – Snow King tube and Kelly tube – putting in diversions that allow us to take the first flush, which will be directed into the two settling ponds inside the treatment land. As the water builds the water will flow over the weirs and go into Flat Creek like it always does. We will get the majority of silt, maybe 400 yards of material eliminated from going into the creek. In a storm event all three basins will swell up and settle back down and be ready for the next event.” O’Malley said the sediment collected in the ponds will include some of the reclaimed 2,000 tons of dirt put down on town streets in the winter along with pollutant removal from manure-rich topsoil at the neighboring rodeo grounds. A mini-excavator will be used to dig out the ponds once or twice a year. One thing O’Malley doesn’t have to worry about making its way to Karns Meadow is the infamous “benzene plume.” Underground tanks Karns Meadow stormwater treatment system at east end of meadow. from a defunct gas station on Broadway leeched the carcinogen benzene into the water table decades ago. The contaminants were detected as far southwest as the Brew Pub but O’Malley said the latest tests show doing well now.” the “cloud” has stopped there. O’Malley expects the fencing around the treatment project to come down In addition to the functionality of the naturalistic water treatment plant, O’sometime next summer, allowing the public to access the eastern section of Malley has been directing crews in the enhancement of habitat quality espeKarns Meadow. The Teton Science School has already expressed interest in takcially along the banks of Flat Creek. ing students there for educational field trips. “The main goal was to reduce the impacts of the town on Flat Creek,” O’MalThe $1.4 million project was 68 percent funded by a grant from the Wyoming ley said. “But it all ties in with our watershed protection plan. The wetland porDepartment of Environmental Quality. Various other sources kicked in the rest, tion of the project has really benefitted the plants. We now have two irrigation including the Town of Jackson, Teton County, Game and Fish, Teton Conservachannels outside of the fence that help supplement the willows. They are really tion District and Trout Unlimited. 10 August 22 - 28, 2012 l www.JHweekly.com INTERMOUNTAIN AQUATICS INC. Wetlands rescue Easement does it signs have cropped up lately as the area has seen heavier use by dog owners looking to beat the heat by allowing Fido to swim in the creek. The current official dog park has no water features. The signs warn motorists about parking. Some have taken to driving and parking off-road on the grass. So is Karns Meadow a place to bring your dog? JAKE NICHOLS Land steward and staff biologist for the Land Trust, Tom Segerstrom, admits the Karns Meadow property can get a little tricky. “There are four different conservation easements on four different tracts and two covenants on the two other tracts. Each reads a little bit different from the others,” he said. Segerstrom explained Tract 4 is where the water treatment is taking shape. Tract 3 is where the public got used to seeing the red fox family do its thing in 2008. Tract 2, to the north, covers a great portion of the one mile of Flat Creek that flows through the 41-acre property. Tract 1 is the creek south of Tract 2 and the area around the solar panel zone. Tract 6 is the plot to the far north behind the Centennial Building on Broadway. Tract 5 is the land next to the future START Bus depot site that is currently being used as a lunch hour dog run. “The Karns family and our community kept alive the opportunity to make the entire Flat Creek drainage better. This park also retains some flexibility for flood control because it acts like a sponge to absorb floodwater where there will be no property damage. This project is the result of great collective wisdom,” Segerstrom stated in a Trust newsletter. Segerstrom invited people to feel free to use the meadows. Many residents overlook the park or simply avoid it because they are not sure who the property belongs to or how it can be used. “The whole park is open to all,” Segerstrom said. “On the east side of the stream is an actual park with no established trails but you’re free to go in there. On the west side is an area that will one day have grills and picnic benches when the resources become available to develop it. Use of Tract 5 is fine as long as it doesn’t degrade the values inside a 50-foot setback along the creek. Tract 5 will likely be used for parking in the future but for now you can land paragliders there or whatever. What is difficult for people is there is six different tracts in there so it’s hard to tell where those boundaries are.” The distinct tracts are not plotted in any manner visible to the public so it is virtually impossible to tell where you’re standing. Numerous A hot, dry summer has prompted a spike in dog use in the meadows. Officially dogs are not permitted. Unofficially, well, keep it on the DL. The entire park is owned by the town, overseen by the Land Trust, and managed by Parks and Rec. Parks and Recreation Director Steve Ashworth said dogs are permitted only along the road area and only on a leash. They are technically not allowed to roam freely or get in the creek. But so long as the park remains undeveloped, the department seems to be willing to look the other way if no one is causing a major problem. “As far as dogs, the only exception is when a bike path is built on that connector road (currently the dirt road that connects Snow King Ave. with Broadway). Dogs will be allowed, on a leash, on the Pathway. Everything is just like all of our other parks within town limits. The same ordinances apply.” As more users teem to Karns Meadow on a hot summer day, something will need to be done about parking. A portion of Tract 5, once home to the Park-and-Ride, will eventually be established as a parking lot. Ashworth said it all comes down to funding, of course. Future plans for enhancements seem far off in the future. For now, his department is satisfied keeping the area safe and clean for the public to enjoy. Karns has been happy with his gift to the town so far. Still, he hopes to see the vision completed in his lifetime. “It’s been kind of a very slow process,” he said. “I’m disappointed that a pathway hasn’t been built there. We had planned for a loop around the whole perimeter. Someday there will be a connector road in there as well. The state of economy being what it is, a lot of projects like this have taken a backseat. But the wildlife seems to be doing well in there.” COOL ESSENTIAL VALID PROVOCATIVE The Insider’s guide to Music, Art, Events + News 567 W. Broadway, Jackson Hole www.JHWeekly.com www.JHweekly.com l August 22 - 28, 2012 11 12 August 22 - 28, 2012 l www.JHweekly.com updated daily ThisWeek Art&Entertainment WEDNESDAY SATURDAY Bluegrass is back at the Mangy Moose. PASS KICKER The Teton Range provides the pASS Kicker. Healthy dose of bluegrass When I hear someone say, “head for the hills,” instinct would tell me a flood is coming, and it is time to head to higher ground. But this Friday at Teton Village, Head for the Hills means good acoustic music. The Fort Collins-based quintet is on tour promoting its self-titled sophomore release. The newest album enjoys creativity from bluegrass legends Drew Emmitt and Bill Nershi. The past year has been explosive for the group. The band’s hard work has been paying off, as its been voted by Westword as the Best Bluegrass Band in Colorado, a highly esteemed honor, and were selected to play South by Southwest in 2011. The crew rips up the stage with raw talent on guitar, mandolin, fiddle and stand-up base as crowds kick up the dirt and dance the night away. Head for the Hills, 9:30 p.m., Friday, at the Mangy Moose. $10. 733-4913; mangymoose.com. WIKIPEDIA.ORG SAT - SUN TOBIN VOGGESSER FRIDAY The Jackson Hole Conservation Alliance’s mission statement strives for responsible land stewardship in the community to ensure that human activities are in harmony with the area’s irreplaceable wildlife, scenic and Celebrate the sunny summer with the JHCA. other natural resources. Join the Alliance at the base of Snow King to celebrate the folks that live to make this mission a part of everyday life. Summer is not over, but JHCA is calling the evening an “end of summer barbeque” as it wraps up another busy season. This event will close out the Summer Rendezvous Series and announce the winner of the Rendezvous Series prize. Hot food and cold beverages will be served up to celebrate a great summer. JH Conservation Alliance end of summer barbeque, 5 to 8 p.m., Thursday, at Phil Baux Park. Free. 733-9417; jhalliance.org. JHCA One of the biggest obstacles to wildlife photography is the time it takes to find the animals to shoot. By the time you find what you are looking for, you then have to hope it’s the right time of day for perfect lighting. The Teton Raptor Center is getting together with Alpine Wilderness Pho- The birds of the TRC are the models for tography to tackle the Alpine Photography workshop. these variables of photography by hosting a photo workshop. Professional nature photographer Drew M. Wright will spend the first hour of the workshop teaching tips and tricks for whatever kind of camera you use, and the second hour provides exclusive opportunity to photograph the elusive birds of prey. Alpine Wilderness Photography workshop, 8 to 10 a.m., Wednesday, at the Teton Raptor Center. Free. 203-2551; [email protected]. Test your skills on the new village course. Test your endurance Discers face off The Jackson Hole Trails Project was awarded almost half a million dollars from the Wyoming Business Council in 2010 for innovative trail projects on Teton Pass. This weekend, the two-day Teton pASS Kicker event showcases the new trails with endurance mountain bikers and trail runners competing to help provide more funding to continue these projects. The event will be based out of Wilson and include the Arrow, Snotel, Phillip’s Canyon, and Phillip’s Ridge Trails. Athletes on Saturday will compete in either a 25- or 50-mile bike race, while runners can compete in a half or full marathon on Sunday. An after party will end each day in Owen Bircher Park with music, food, beverages, raffles and awards. Teton pASS Kicker, 8 a.m., Saturday and Sunday, on Teton Pass. $60 to $80. tetonpasskicker.athlete360.com. Forecast for Jackson Hole A full 18-hole disc golf course at Teton Village is finally here, and this weekend is the perfect chance to test the course out with the seventh annual Teton Village Disc Golf Tournament. Baskets will be set up on Friday to test the course before Saturday’s shotgun start tourney. The course has been redesigned to stay away from the mountain bike course, and golfers will compete on the shorter, more finesse style holes that will save shoulders from being thrown out. The $30 entry fee goes straight toward buying new baskets for the course, and a free disc will be given out with every entry. Snake River Brewing is pouring beer for participants, and a raffle from Jackson Hole Sports will round out the day. Disk Golf Tournament, sign up at 11 a.m., tee-off at noon, Saturday, at Teton Village. $30. jacksonhole.com. Week of 8/22 Regional Forecast WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY A thunderstorm in the afternoon An afternoon and evening t-storm Mostly sunny Bright and sunny Bright and sunny Mostly sunny Plenty of sunshine WED. THU. CITY HI/LO/W HI/LO/W Bozeman, MT 85/45/pc 86/53/s Casper, WY 89/51/t 88/60/pc Driggs, ID 80/46/t 82/51/pc Grand Teton N.P. 78/43/t 80/46/t Idaho Falls, ID 88/50/t 89/56/pc Missoula, MT 84/46/pc 85/44/s Pinedale, WY 77/40/t 78/48/pc Riverton, WY 88/56/t 89/61/pc Rock Springs, WY 85/56/t 84/57/pc Salt Lake City, UT 88/67/t 92/66/t Yellowstone N.P. 75/42/t 77/40/pc 80° 43° 83° 47° Sunrise Sunset Moonrise Moonset 6:36 a.m. 8:15 p.m. 12:32 p.m. 10:44 p.m. Sunrise Sunset Moonrise Moonset 6:37 a.m. 8:13 p.m. 1:43 p.m. 11:28 p.m. 77° 32° 75° 38° Sunrise 6:38 a.m. Sunrise 6:39 a.m. Sunset 8:12 p.m. Sunset 8:10 p.m. Moonrise 2:50 p.m. Moonrise 3:52 p.m. Moonset none Moonset 12:20 a.m. Forecasts and graphics provided by AccuWeather, Inc. ©2012 Wednesday 8.22 THURSDAY Alliance gets grilled TETON RAPTOR CENTER Shoot animals like a pro CALENDAR By Andy LaBonte 78° 35° 80° 42° 78° 32° Sunrise Sunset Moonrise Moonset 6:40 a.m. 8:08 p.m. 4:46 p.m. 1:18 a.m. Sunrise Sunset Moonrise Moonset 6:41 a.m. 8:07 p.m. 5:32 p.m. 2:23 a.m. Sunrise Sunset Moonrise Moonset 6:42 a.m. 8:05 p.m. 6:11 p.m. 3:31 a.m. Weather(W): s-sunny, pc-partly cloudy, c-cloudy, sh-showers, t-thunderstorms, r-rain, sf-snow flurries, sn-snow, i-ice MUSIC ■ PTO, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. at Cafe Genevieve. Bluegrass. Free. 7321910. ■ Jackson Hole Jazz Foundation, 7 to 9 p.m. rehearsal at Center for the Arts. Big Band. Free. 733-4596. ■ Marco Soliz, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. at Jenny Lake Lodge in Grand Teton National Park. Classical, pop. Free. 307-543-2811. ■ Screen Door Porch, 7 to 10 p.m. at the Mangy Moose Saloon in Teton Village. Americana-soul, folkblues. Free. Mangymoose.com. ■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. Cover TBD. 733-2207. ART ■ Photo Workshop, 8 a.m. at the Teton Raptor Center. Join nature photographer Drew M. Wright for a photo workshop at the TRC. Free. 307-203-2551; raptors@tetonraptorcenter. ■ Art in Action, noon to 4 p.m. at the National Museum of Wildlife Art. Mark Ritchie will help visitors create their own lithographic print. Free. 733-5771; wildlifeart.org. THEATER ■ The Ballad of Cat Ballou, 8 p.m. at the Jackson Hole Playhouse. The Rowdy Western Musical Comedy with family fun for everyone. $27. 733-6994; jacksonholeplayhouse.com. FILM ■ The Sandlot, movie starts at dusk at Redeemer Lutheran Church. Join the Bike-In Movie series for a showing of The Sandlot after the People’s Market. $3 suggested donation. jhpeoplesmarket.org. SPORTS & RECREATION ■ Jackson Hole Rodeo, 8 p.m. at the Teton County Fairgrounds. Event that includes barrel racing, calf roping, bull riding, and more.$9 - $20. jacksonholerodeo.us. OUTDOORS ■ Evening Canoe Tour and Picnic, 4 p.m. at the Jackson Campus of Teton Science Schools. Paddle on a pristine waterway in Jackson Hole. We provide transportation, supply equipment and teach basic paddling skills. $60, Child 6-17: $40. 733-1313; tetonscience.org. ■ Hike to Taggart Lake, 6 p.m. meet at Bradley/Taggart Lake trailhead. Join the Sierra Club on a 3-6 mile hike. Free. 733-3988; wyoming.sierraclub.org. COMMUNITY ■ Habitat for Humanity build, 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. at Teton Village near the Ranch Lot. Volunteer to help build 4 homes. Free. 7340828; [email protected]. ■ JH People’s Market, 4 to 7 p.m. at Redeemer Lutheran Church. Building community through food, art, music and family, while celebrating local products. Free. jhpeoplesmarket.org. ■ Western Wednesday, 5 p.m. at the Teton Village Commons. Meet a real cowboy from Snake River Ranch and learn about ranching and cattle in Wyoming. Free. tetonvillagewy.org/event. ■ Lizzie and Don’s celebration, 5:30 to 9 p.m. at Whitehouse Dr., just south of Blair Dr. Bring friends, family, stories and smiles for a lawn party with food and beverages. Free. 690-4622. Thursday 8.23 Ride the FREE Town Shuttle or North Route or the $3 routes between Jackson & Teton Village MUSIC ■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. Cover TBD. 733-2207. Schedule & fare information can be found at www.startbus.com, at each stop, at hotel front desks and on the buses. Questions? 733-4521 See CALENDAR page 14 www.JHweekly.com l August 22 - 28, 2012 13 MusicBox ROBERT RANDOLPH & THE FAMILY BAND CALENDAR ■ One Ton Pig, 7 to 10 p.m. at Q Roadhouse. Folk-rock, bluegrass. Free. 739-0700. ■ Pam Drews Phillips, 7 to 10 p.m. in The Granary at Spring Creek Ranch atop East Gros Ventre Butte. Jazz, standards, pop. Free. 733-8833. ■ Isaac Hayden, 7:30 to 10:30 p.m. in the Lobby Lounge of Four Seasons Resort. Folk, rock. Free. 732-5000. ■ The Cold Hard Cash, 9:30 p.m. at Wind River Brew Co. in Pinedale. Johnny Cash tribute. Free. 307-367-2337. ART ■ Pocket Sketching Workshop, 10 a.m. at the JH Art Association. Join Kath Macaulay in a 3 day Pocket Sketching Workshop. Learn to paint and sketch while on the go, a great way to document your travels. $345, $370 non-members. 733-6379; [email protected]. ■ Art in Action, noon to 4 p.m. at the National Museum of Wildlife Art. Artist Mark Ritchie will help visitors create their own lithographic print. Free. 733-5771; wildlifeart.org. THEATER ■ The Ballad of Cat Ballou, 8 p.m. at the Jackson Hole Playhouse. The Rowdy Western Musical Comedy with family fun for everyone. $27. 733-6994; jacksonholeplayhouse.com. OUTDOORS ■ Evening Stroll & Ice Cream, 6 p.m. at the Jackson Campus of Teton Science Schools. Track wildlife using telemetry, listen for swans and other birds, learn about amazing twilight adaptations of animals and trek around swan ponds. $15. 733-1313; tetonscience.org. COMMUNITY ■ Tours of Historic Downtown Jackson, 10:30 a.m., meet in the center of Town Square. A historic walking tour of downtown Jackson lead by the JH Historical Society and Museum. Free. 733-9605; jacksonholehistory.org. ■ Habitat for Humanity build, 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. at Teton Village near the Ranch Lot. Volunteer to help build 4 homes. Free. 7340828; [email protected]. ■ Raptor Thursday, 5 p.m. at the Teton Village Commons Area. Come see live hawks, falcons, eagles, and owls as you learn about their unique adaptations which make them the unparalleled hunters of the sky. Free. tetonvillagewy.org/events. ■ Chamber Mixer, 5 to 7 p.m. at Homewood Suites. Come for food and drink, and to mingle with area professionals. 733-3316; jacksonholechamber.com. Free. ■ Conservation Alliance end of summer BBQ, 5 p.m. at Phil Baux Park. Come celebrate summer with bison burgers and cold drinks with the JHCA. Free. 7339417; jhalliance.org. HEALTH & FITNESS ■ Yoga on the Trail, noon to 1 p.m. at the National Museum of Wildlife Art. Come out and “stretch your wings” in our beautiful new outdoor space, overlooking the National Elk Refuge. All levels welcome. Free. 733-5771 or wildlifeart.org. Robert Randolph will deliver precise playing with a funk-rock vibe. Funkin’ gospel steel Sabbath By Aaron Davis The most rock-oriented rippers of all pedalsteel players, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, will close a successful inaugural run of concerts for JacksonHoleLive during what will now be “sacred steel Sunday.” Many Jacksonites first saw the Randolph experience at the Jackson Hole Music Festival in 2008. At the time, Randolph’s touring band consisted of two additional pedal steel players backed by electric guitar, bass, organ and drums. From bootlegs as recent as Aug. 12, however, it appears that the Family Band has been trimmed to a quartet. Randolph grew up in the House of God where pedal steel was an intricate part of the church’s tradition. Inspired by gospel roots, ’70s funk, a heavy dose of Stevie Ray Vaughan and Eric Clapton technique, and the spirit of high-energy, lengthy improvisation, Randolph has earned a reputation as one of the finest instrumentalists on Earth (he was the only pedal-steel player on Rolling Stone’s Top 100 Guitarists list). His playing – like Jimi Hendrix’s expression of voodoo magic and atypical sounds – is certainly out-of-the-box and timeless. In concert, Randolph is all about the energy. Jams are fully explored, and on occasion, even audience members are brought on stage to participate. His latest studio effort, We Walk This Road [2010], was recorded over the course of two Friday 8.24 MUSIC ■ DJ Vert-One and Spartan, 10 p.m. at Eleanor’s. Cover TBD. 733-8888. ■ Byron Tomingas, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. at Jenny Lake Lodge in Grand Teton National Park. Classical, pop. Free. 307-543-2811. See CALENDAR page 15 14 August 22 - 28, 2012 l www.JHweekly.com years with producer T-Bone Burnett. The album pays tribute to African-American music over the past 100 years, specifically rooted in the folk-blues of the 1920s and 30s, but also showcases the smoothness of Randolph’s instrumental style as well as additional lyrics. Randolph’s second live album, Live in Concert, was released in 2011. In concert, Randolph is all about the energy. Jams are fully explored, and on occasion, even audience members are brought on stage to participate. “Working with T-Bone and just sitting down and talking with him … when you have the opportunity to make music with and take in all the knowledge this guy has who understands the roots of American history, it was different from making my other albums,” Randolph told Artist Direct. “He understands how it all came from the old gospel recordings and the old field recordings from back in the day. This all came from the church and working with a producer like T-Bone, we could tie it all in and make a record that speaks to the people that understand who Robert Randolph is.” Randolph has been nominated for four Grammy Awards – for his recording of the Stevie Wonder classic “Higher Ground” with gospel legends The Clark Sisters, his debut album Unclassified was nominated for Best Rock Gospel Album, while the track “Squeeze” was nominated for Best Rock Instrumental Performance. Each of the local openers – Benyaro and Elk Attack – has new albums to celebrate this summer. Folk/soul duo Benyaro released its third studio album, The Cover EP, featuring acoustic arrangements of songs from Sam Cooke and Etta James among others, and has been touring the West for much of the summer. Indie/folk/rock quintet Elk Attack recently completed a fan-funded Kickstarter campaign that raised more than $5,500 towards the production of its debut studio effort, Second Born. The album will be released in the coming weeks followed by a tour that will take the band to the Southeast. Elk Attack consists of songwriters Bo Elledge (guitar/vocals, Dustin Nichols-Schmolze (guitar/vocals), Gabrielle Jackson Kouchacji (violin/vocals), John Wayne Harris Jr. (drums), and Adam Wooley (bass). JacksonHoleLive presents Robert Randolph and the Family Band with special guests Benyaro and Elk Attack, 3 p.m., Sunday at Snow King Ball Field. Free, all-ages. JacksonHoleLiveMusic.com. THE GOODS by Aaron Davis FLANNEL ATTRACTIONS T BIRD AND THE BREAKS The Flannel Attractions make club debut on Saturday. Fresh Jackson Attraction There’s a new local band that has stepped up in the indie-folk/bluegrass genre, and the name seems to fit the blend like a glove – The Flannel Attractions. Consisting of singer-songwriter/guitarist Pat Chadwick, banjoist Jessie Lestitian, violinist/vocalist Emily Yarbrough, mandolinist Lucas Nash, and bassist Leif Routman, the quintet nestles into a space somewhere between traditional bluegrass and contemporaries like The Lumineers. While Chadwick credits Ryan Adams, David Gray and Ray LaMontagne as songwriting influences, the hybrid style is also reflected in some of their non-original material a la Arcade Fire, The Postal Service, Paul Simon, and John Prine. The Flannel Attractions play two shows on Saturday, 9 to 11 a.m., at the JH Farmer’s Market on Town Square, and 7 to 10 p.m., at the Mangy Moose in Teton Village. Free T Bird and the Breaks join Pool Party for a JacksonHoleLIVE! after-party. Austin soul-hop party Nine-piece T Bird and the Breaks, led by frontman Tim Crane, gets heavy with “chunk” music. That is, it blends equal parts funk, hip-hop and rock characterized by its rough sonic quality. Crane is a student of ’50s and ’60s blues and soul: Booker T. and the MG’s, Otis Redding, James Brown, though I hear a splice of The Beastie Boys too. And who doesn’t like a Pool Party? Dub step, drum ‘n’ bass and break beats galore, San Diego-based trio Pool Party will open the show with electronic-fused live hip-hop. T Bird and the Breaks with guests Pool Party perform, 10 p.m., Sunday, at the Pink Garter Theatre. Free. PinkGarterTheatre.com. - Quirky duos unite Tartufi – a San Francisco-based pop-rock looping duo featuring a drum and bass foundation, laced with keys and ambient vocals – wasn’t satisfied after releasing three albums as a powerpop trio during 2002 to 2005. In 2006, the duo ditched previous material and geared up with bigger amplifiers and modified loop stations. The developed sound earned Best Indie Band cred from the San Francisco Bay Guardian. Boise-based opener Finn Riggins brings quirky indie rock with threads of prog-pop, postpunk and synth-driven pop. 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Broadway (Inside Plaza Liquors in Grand Teton Plaza) (307) 733-7901 Bluegrass Tuesday Aug 28, 7:30pm ONE TON PIG “ Hands down, the definitive proof of localness in Jackson is the low license ” plate number. – Jake Nichols A QUOTE FROM “6 Ways To Tell If You Are A Local” The story appeared in the August 1, 2012 issue of JHWeekly. ■ Papa Chan and Johnny C Note, 5:45 to 9 p.m. at Teton Pines. Jazz. Free. 733-1005. ■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. Cover TBD. 733-2207. ■ Miller Sisters, 5 to 8 p.m. in the Lobby Lounge of Four Seasons Resort. Folk, rock. Free. 732-5000. ■ Keith Phillips, 6:30 p.m. Warbirds Cafe in Driggs, ID. Join Keith Phillips and Vocalist Nicole Madison for an evening of live music, great food, and views. Reservations recommended. 208-3542550 [email protected] ■ Jazz Night, 7 to 10 p.m. in The Granary at Spring Creek Ranch atop East Gros Ventre Butte. With Pam Drews Phillips on piano/vocasl, Bill Plummer on bass, and Mike Calabrese on drums. Free. 733-8833. ■ Jackson Six, 7:30 to 11 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar. Dixieland, New Orleans jazz. Free. 733-2190. ■ Nowhere Fast, 9 p.m. at the Virginian Saloon. Country, rock. Free. 739-9891. ■ Head for the Hills, 9:30 p.m. at the Mangy Moose Saloon. Bluegrass. $10. MangyMoose.com. ■ Tartufi & Finn Riggins, 10 p.m. at the Pink Garter Theatre. Indie rock. Free. PinkGarterTheatre.com. ■ The Deadlocks, 10 p.m. at Eleanor’s. Grateful Dead tribute. $10. ART ■ Art in Action, noon to 4 p.m. at the National Museum of Wildlife Art. Artist Mark Ritchie will help visitors create their own lithographic print. Free. 733-5771; wildlifeart.org. ■ Mark Eberhard & Ewoud De Groot Reception, 5 p.m. at Astoria Fine Art. Show will run from August 18 - 27. Free. 733-4016; astoriafineart.com. THEATER ■ The Ballad of Cat Ballou, 8 p.m. at the Jackson Hole Playhouse. The Rowdy Western Musical Comedy with family fun for everyone. $27. 733-6994; jacksonholeplayhouse.com. GOOD EATS ■ Wine Tasting, 4 to 7 p.m. at the Jackson Whole Grocer. Free. jacksonwholegrocer.com. OUTDOORS ■ Bird Banding & Breakfast, 7 a.m. at the Jackson Campus of Teton Science Schools. Help our team of bird researchers with the international Monitoring Avian Productivity and Survivorship (MAPS) Program during a unique opportunity to see and study the birds of Jackson Hole. $30, Child 3-17: $20. 733-1313; tetonscience.org. ■ Backpack the Teton Crest Trail, 8 a.m., meet at Teton Village. Join the Sierra Club for a 4 day backpacking trip from the Teton Village Tram to Cascade Canyon. Contact Caroline Rhodes for details. Free. 602-430-5026. Saturday 8.25 MUSIC ■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. Cover TBD. 733-2207. ■ Jackson Six, 7:30 to 11 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar. Dixieland, New Orleans jazz. Free. 733-2190. ■ Nowhere Fast, 9 p.m. at the Virginian Saloon. Country, rock. Free. 739-9891. ■ The Flannel Attactions, 9 a.m. at the Jackson Hole Farmer’s Market on Town Square. Americana. Free. JacksonHoleFarmersMarket.com. ■ Pam Drews Phillips, 7 to 10 See CALENDAR page 16 www.JHweekly.com l August 22 - 28, 2012 15 CALENDAR p.m. in The Granary at Spring Creek Ranch atop East Gros Ventre Butte. Piano, vocals. Jazz standards, pop. Free. 733-8833. ■ The Flannel Attractions, 7 to 10 p.m. at the Mangy Moose. Indie folk, Americana, bluegrass. MangyMoose.com.Free. [email protected]. ■ Thomas Sneed & Ted Wells, 7:30 to 10:30 p.m. in the Lobby Lounge of Four Seasons Resort. Folk, bluegrass. Free. 732-5000. ART ■ Art in Action, noon to 4 p.m. at the National Museum of Wildlife Art. Artist Mark Ritchie will help visitors create their own lithographic print. Free. 733-5771; wildlifeart.org. THEATER ■ The Ballad of Cat Ballou, 8 p.m. at the Jackson Hole Playhouse. The Rowdy Western Musical Comedy with family fun for everyone. $27. 733-6994; jacksonholeplayhouse.com. SPORTS & RECREATION ■ Jackson Hole Rodeo, 8 p.m. at the Teton County Fairgrounds. Event that includes barrel racing, calf roping, bull riding, and more. $9 - $20. jacksonholerodeo.us. ■ Teton pASS Kicker, 8 a.m. on Teton Pass. Mountain Bikers compete in a 25 or 50 mile race. $60-$80. tetonpasskicker.athlete360.com. ■ Disc Golf Tournament, noon at Teton Village. Come test your skills on the newly designed Teton Village Disc Golf Course. All proceeds go to buying more baskets for the course. $30. jacksonhole.com. OUTDOORS ■ Green Lake Hike, 7 a.m. contact John Spahr for meeting location. Join the Sierra Club on a 10-15 mile hike to Green Lake. Free. 734-0441. COMMUNITY ■ Habitat for Humanity build, 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. at Teton Village near the Ranch Lot. Volunteer to help build 4 homes. Free. 7340828; [email protected]. ■ JH Farmers Market, 8 a.m. to noon on the Town Square. The market provides a wide variety of farm fresh produce, fruits, home baked goods, bread, cheese, honey, locally raised beef and flowers. Free. 739-3839; jacksonholefarmersmarket.com. ■ Senior Fair & Walk, 9:30 a.m. at the Senior Center of Jackson Hole. The Alzheimer’s Association invites Jackson residents to unite in a movement to reclaim the future for millions by participating in the Walk to End Alzheimer’s. Free. 733-7300; seniorcenterjh.org. ■ TSS fundraising auction, 3 to 6 p.m. at the Jackson Campus of Teton Science Schools. Come support broader access for kids: to the outdoors, education and the world. Free. 733-1313; tetonscience.org. CD REVIEWS Parklife Anastasis The Mighty Death Pop BLUR DEAD CAN DANCE INSANE CLOWN POSSE Few would have guessed that Blur would emerge as the great British band of the ’90s. That fact still might not be clear in the United States where Blur never achieved the same level of commercial success they did back home. There is something permanently British in Blur’s sounds: whirling psychedelia, anthem pop, and, of course, the permanent mark of the Beatles. So, Blur were a perfect choice to play The Olympic Closing Ceremony in Hyde Park. But the decision to release that show within days as Parklife was inspired! In 2009, Blur released All the People: Blur Live at Hyde Park, and it is a fantastic document. But Parklife is even better. Blur want you to know they have been around for 21 years; they have a new compilation boxset called 21. So, in addition to mention of kids and age-appropriate lyric update, the setlist of Parklive tours the catalogue landing on the hits but also the bsides. The great moments here are many including Beetlebum’s amazing guitar, Phil Daniels on “Parklife” and the nine-minute workout of “Tender.” The audience enthusiasm breathes throughout the mix capturing the moment. – Richard Abowitz Pull out your hookah, fire up the incense and grab a bottle of Metaxa to drink in your dimly-lit bedroom as you prepare for your initial listen of Dead Can Dance’s first album in 16 years, Anastasis. Anastasis refuses to pigeonhole into a single label, save the accusation of being a bit rhythmically glacial. It opens with “Children of the Sun,” a song with Brendan Perry on monastic vocals, proclaiming “We are ancients, as ancient as the sun.” This line sets tonal stage for the rest of the album; eight tracks wrapped up into West Indian steel drum, gamelan gong, and Middle Eastern strings, and floating somewhere in the Mediterranean between Greece, Turkey, and North Africa. Lisa Gerrard’s voice has only grown into more of its siren quality, as she wails in “Agape” like an introspective femme fatale. “Opium” rolls in Moroccan Sufi 6/8 rhythm at the charge of horns and melting strings, and “Anabasis” features the Hang, a gorgeous instrument that’s a blend of gong and steel drum. Conclusion: playing Anastasis at your next dinner party is probably not a good idea, but it’s the perfect soundtrack to a night of adventures in worldly exoticism. – Madelaine German Bands like Pussy Riot are meant to change history. Others like Insane Clown Posse merely annoy suburban parents. Of course, by now ICP have been around long enough to be dad’s music. Though making rap since the ’80s, ICP have stayed credible by not growing, maturing or improving. The group’s most impressive quality remains being prolific. To be fair, there was a bad novel’s worth of backstory crammed into their juvenile carnival meets comics rap. But we are long past the truly shocking revelation at the end of the Joker series that ICP believe God has them on a mission. On The Mighty Death Pop the mission still includes songs of endless violence, sexual depravity and a love of cheap orange soda. If this disc has a theme, it is abuse thy enemies. “The Blasta” find the 40-something clowns still worried about bullies from high school. To be fair they raise the stake to their own kids getting bullied, but the anger comes from the early years. ICP discs are formula at this point and musically The Mighty Death Pop is an average itineration. – Richard Abowitz ★ = AM RADIO ★★ = SATISFYING ★★★ = COLLECTABLE ★★★★ = MOOD ALTERING ★★★★★ = THE BEATLES JUDD GROSSMAN BAND 6-8pm in the Wine Shop FREE for 4 wines ••••• Hootenanny 6-9pm • FREE ••••• Pizza & Pasta Co. PIZZA • CALZONES • PASTA • SALADS Open daily 11:30am-9:30pm Chuckwagon Open daily 10am-10pm Breakfast 7am - 11am Lunch 12pm - 3pm Dutch Oven Buffet Dinner: 5pm - 8pm Open daily 8am-8pm • Deli open 8am-7pm 307-690-4935 juddgrossman.com Download Judd Grossman songs from iTunes. l www.JHweekly.com September 2 Wine Tasting on a Budget 6pm-??pm • $10 Wine Shoppe & Spur Bar Trading Post Grocery See CALENDAR page 17 16 August 22 - 28, 2012 August 26 Wine Tasting August 27 Sunday 8.26 MUSIC ■ Stage Coach Band, 6 to 10 p.m. at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. Old-time country, folk, Western. Free. 733-4407. ■ Byron Tomingas, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. at Jenny Lake Lodge in Grand Teton National Park. Classical, pop. Free. 307-543-2811. ■ Brunch in Music: Reina Del Cid, 9:30 a.m. at Cafe Boheme. Folk. 733-5282. Free. [email protected]. ■ JHLive:Robert Randolph & The Family Band, 3 p.m. at Snow King Ball Field. Funk, soul, rock. Benyaro & Elk Attack open. Free, all ages. JacksonHoleLiveMusic.com. DORNAN’S Gift Shop Open daily 8am-8pm Espresso & Ice Cream Cart featuring JH Roasters Coffees open daily 7am -6pm Adventure Sports Bike rental, sales & minor repairs Open daily 9am-6pm 307-733-2415 Moose, WY Spur Cabins (12 miles north of Jackson) Located on the banks of the Snake River with Teton Views WWW.DORNANS.COM By Robyn Vincent Artist Jennifer Hoffman makes progress when she presses pause. While many of us seek inspiration in life’s loud and colorful moments, Hoffman says it’s “those times in-between” that created her new solo show, Natural Intervals. “I think this show is more about things not happening than happening,” Hoffman admitted. “These paintings come from a place of being really still; not going out and looking for something spectacular and just being inspired by being in a place.” Natural Intervals, Hoffman explained, is a recurrent theme intertwined in poetry, literature and music that injects relevance into her own life. “I’ve been thinking about the idea of space and quiet,” Hoffman said. “Life is so full of rush … I find more joy when I spend time in the spaces in between the stuff we have to do, and I’m also intrigued with the idea of intervals in music – how the chords relate, and how it influences the space between them.” Hoffman, a landscape and wildlife artist, chose the decidedly less-traversed Munger Mountain as the focal point of her feature piece, “Cloud Shad- ows.” Located in the Snake River Highlands and offering sublime views of the Tetons and Gros Ventre, Munger Mountain was once the sight of a lookout tower used by the Forest Service to monitor wildfires. Today, Munger Mountain’s rocky, steep, and oftdeserted trails attract some audacious dirt bikers and just a handful of brazen bikers and hikers. “I have been looking at Munger Mountain, which is right across the river from my studio, and it’s this expansive field of sagebrush,” Hoffman explained. “Most wouldn’t give it a second glance but since I stare at it all the time I see it in a different way.” Through her use of shadow and light, Hoffman’s clouds delicately hug the voluptuous curves of Munger Mountain. Natural Intervals includes a of pieces, including oils, pastels and silverpoint, capturing the unique quietude of the Yellowstone and Madison Rivers, along with scenes of Aspen groves and wildflowers. This solo exhibit marks the first time Hoffman hangs two silverpoint pieces, which requires a unique and less forgiving process than, say, painting. “It’s such a neat medium because you draw with a tiny wire of silver and leave a hint of that HighArt CALENDAR COURTESY JENNIFER HOFFMAN What lies between time and space ‘Cloud Shadows’ 24 x 24 oil by Jennifer Hoffman. metal on the surface,” Hoffman explained. “As time goes on the metal oxidizes and it changes, the color becomes warmer and darker and it has this kind of whispery effect.” When asked if a wildlife and landscape artist who relies on the esthetic of open spaces could survive making art in the city, Hoffman replied, “I think I can find beauty anywhere. No matter how crazy life gets, I can take a moment, take a breath and get recharged. I told someone once that I could find something beautiful to paint even in a parking garage.” Artist’s reception, 5 to 8 p.m., Thursday, at Trio Fine Art. Free. Triofineart.com; 734-4444. ART GALLERIES Altamira Fine Art Gallery 172 Center St. 739-4700 Art Association/Center 240 S. Glenwood, 733-6379 A Horse of a Different Color 60 E. Broadway, 734-9603 A Touch of Class 10 W. Broadway, 733-3168 Astoria Fine Art 35 E. Deloney, 733-4016 Big Haus Studios 160 S. Cache, 734-6904 Buffalo Trails Gallery 98 Center Street, 734-6904 Brookover Gallery 125 N. Cache Street, 732-3988 Caswell Gallery and Sculpture Garden 145 E. Broadway, 734-2660 Cayuse Western Americana 255 N. Glenwood, 739-1940 Center Street Gallery 30 Center Street, 733-1115 Ciao Gallery Gallery at large, 733-7833 Circus Gallery 170 N. Main Street, Victor 208-787-1ART Diehl Gallery 155 W. Broadway, 733-0905 Fay Gallery Teton Village Road, 739-1006 Fighting Bear Antiques 375 S. Cache, 733-2669 Full Circle Gallery 335 N. Glenwood, 733-0070 Galleries West Fine Art 70 S. Glenwood, 733-4412 Grand Teton Gallery 130 W. Broadway, 201-1172 Heather James Fine Art 172 Center Street, 200-6090 Hennes Studio & Gallery 5850 Larkspur Drive, 733-2593 Heriz Rug Co. 120 W. Pearl, 733-3388 Horizon Fine Art Gallery 30 King Street, Suite 202 739-1540 Images of Nature 170 N. Cache, 733-9752 Images West 98 E. Little Ave., Driggs 208-354-3545 Jack Dennis Wyoming Gallery Town Square, 733-7548 Jeff Grainger Workshop 335 N. Glenwood, 734-0029 Legacy Gallery Town Square, 733-2353 Lines Gallery 245 West Pearl Mountain Trails Gallery 155 Center Street, 734-8150 National Museum of Wildlife Art 2820 Rungius Road, 733-5771 Raindance Gallery 165 N. Center Street, #4 732-2222 RARE Fine Art Gallery 485 W. Broadway, 733-8726 Robert Dean Collection 180 W. Broadway, 733-9290 Rivertime Designs 98 E. Little Ave., Driggs 208-351-2045 Schmidt’s Custom Framing 890 S. Highway 89, 733-2306 Shadow Mountain Gallery 10 W. Broadway, 733-3162 Tayloe Piggott Gallery 62 S. Glenwood, 733-0555 Trailside Galleries 130 E. Broadway, 733-3186 Trio Fine Art Gallery 150 Center Street, 733-7530 Turpin Gallery 545 N. Cache, 734-4444 Two Grey Hills 110 E. Broadway, 733-2677 Vertical Peaks Gallery 165 Center Street, #1 733-7744 West Lives On 74 Glenwood, 734-2888 Wilcox Gallery North of town on Cache, 7336450 Wild by Nature Photography 95 W. Deloney, 733-8877 Wild Exposures Gallery 60 E. Broadway, 739-1777 Wild Hands 70 S. Glenwood 265 W. Pearl, 733-4619 COOL ESSENTIAL VALID PROVOCATIVE The Insider’s guide to Music, Art, Events + News 567 W. Broadway Jackson Hole JHWeekly.com Find us on facebook at Planet Jackson Hole ■ Bob Greenspan, 6 to 9 p.m. outside at Q Roadhouse. Blues, rock. Free. 739-0700. ■ T-Bird and The Breaks, 10 p.m. at the Pink Garter Theatre. Soul, R&B. Free. PinkGarterTheatre.com, 733-1500. THEATER ■ The Ballad of Cat Ballou, 8 p.m. at the Jackson Hole Playhouse. The Rowdy Western Musical Comedy with family fun for everyone. $27. 733-6994; jacksonholeplayhouse.com. SPORTS & RECREATION ■ Teton pASS Kicker, 8 a.m. on Teton Pass. Runners compete in a half or full marathon. $60-$80. tetonpasskicker.athlete360.com. COMMUNITY ■ Theatrical Mondays, 5 p.m. at the Teton Village Commons Area. The cast of the Jackson Hole Plahouse performs at Teton VIllage with a teaser performance of “The Ballad of Cat Ballou.” Free. 7335898; tetonvillagewy.org/events. Monday 8.27 MUSIC ■ PTO, 6 p.m. at Q Roadhouse. Bluegrass. Free. 739-0700. ■ Jackson Hole Hootenanny, 6 p.m. at Dornan’s in Moose. Visiting and local musicians are invited to perform a two-song set of acoustic music. Sign-up in advance. Free. 733-2415. ■ Donovan Lee, 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. Free. 733-2207. THEATER ■ The Ballad of Cat Ballou, 8 p.m. at the Jackson Hole Playhouse. The Rowdy Western Musical Comedy with family fun for everyone. $27. 733-6994; jacksonholeplayhouse.com. OUTDOORS ■ Evening Hike & Campfire, 6 p.m. at the Jackson Campus of Teton Science Schools. Explore the Jackson Campus of Teton Science Schools with a professional naturalist for an engaging evening of fun, adventure and learning in the outdoors. $15. 733-1313; tetonscience.org. ■ Hike to Spalding Falls via Garnet Canyon, 8 a.m., contact Lucina Horner for meeting location. Join the Sierra Club on an 8mile hike to Spalding Falls via Garnet Canyon. Free. 205-2496186. HEALTH & FITNESS ■ Beginning Pilates, 6:30 p.m. $16 drop-in, $60 5-punch, $100 10-punch. 733-6398; dwjh.org. Tuesday 8.28 MUSIC ■ One Ton Pig, 7:30 to 11 p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar. Bluegrass, folk-rock. Free. 733-2190. ■ Bob Greenspan & Teresa Bollerman, 6 to 9 p.m. at 43 North. Blues, rock. Free. 7330043. ■ Donovan Lee, 9 p.m. at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. Free. 733-2207. ■ Aaron Davis & the Mystery Machine, 10 p.m. outside Pinky G’s Pizzeria. Experimental folk, Americana. Guest Greg Creamer on guitar/vocal. Free. AaronDavisMusic.com. THEATER ■ The Ballad of Cat Ballou, 8 p.m. at the Jackson Hole Playhouse. F fun for everyone. $27. 733-6994; jacksonholeplayhouse.com. ■ The Frogs, 6:30 p.m. at the National Museum of Wildlife Art. This classic Greek comedy follows Dionysus and his trusty servant, Xanthias, as they travel to the unSee CALENDAR page 18 www.JHweekly.com l August 22 - 28, 2012 17 – Compiled by Andy LaBonte and Aaron Davis TO HAVE YOUR EVENT INCLUDED IN THIS CALENDAR AND ONLINE, PLEASE UPLOAD YOUR INFO AT WWW.JHWEEKLY.COM, EMAIL TO [email protected] OR CALL JH WEEKLY AT 307.732.0299 CALENDAR ENDS Seven weeks of culture tames a wild place By Madelaine German After another fabulous stretch, the 51st season of the Grand Teton Music Festival came to a close with this past weekend’s “Celestial Bliss” concerts. From July 4’s opening “Music in the Hole: Salute a Soldier!” annual free patriotic concert to August 10 and 11’s “Russian Masters” and vodka tasting parties, the Grand Teton Music Festival has once again managed to bring a healthy dose of culture, musicianship and community to the Jackson Hole valley. Maestro Donald Runnicles sat down with the JH Weekly to discuss his thoughts on the season’s run. “I am very passionate about Jackson Hole being a destination for culture, not just a destination for outdoor activity,” he began. “And it’s our mission at the Grand Teton Music Festival to turn this place into more of exactly that.” This season’s program bill reflected that mission, colored with guest artists of all different genres and styles, from the up-and-coming Wagnerian soprano Heidi Melton to folk songstress Ruth Moody and Mormon piano shredders The 5 Browns to the Hungarian Ferenc Illenyi and his Gypsy Jazz Band. This season’s repertoire also ran the gamut, featuring composers from Baroque to contemporary and bedding scores from Bach to Bruckner, Wagner to Aaron Jay Kernis. “The repertoire that we choose cannot just be for me or the musicians personally,” Maestro Runnicles shared of the year’s program choices. “I think audiences are eager to be challenged, eager to be nourished and inspired, but also to have their horizons widened,” he explained. “And that’s our job at the Festival, to give our audiences what they’re looking for, and also some of what they haven’t thought to look for yet. I love doing that, programming is fun.” Poor early season turnout was a bit a of a bust for Festival planners, an inquiry to which Runnicles responded: “In terms of audience response this season, the initial attendances were very disappointing, and I think that it’s a reality that there’s a lot more you can do with your time here on any given weekend.” How to combat the reality of that very “first-world” problem? “I think we’ll have to take a long, hard look at how we’re getting the message out,” responded the Maestro. Early Saturday concert times (6 p.m. as opposed to 8 CutlureMatters MARY GROSSMAN CALENDAR derworld in search of the world’s greatest playwright. Free. 2039067; [email protected]. OUTDOORS ■ Geocaching & Treats, 6 p.m. at the Jackson Campus of Teton Science Schools. Learn how to navigate using a Global Positioning System (GPS). $15. 733-1313; tetonscience.org. CLASSES & LECTURES ■ The Wild Horse Symposium 2012, 8 a.m. at Snow King Resort. The symposium will celebrate five years of partnership between The HSUS, the Annenberg Foundation and BLM to advance contraceptive technology from research to widespread management of wild horse and burro herds. $75. [email protected]. ■ David Kennedy Lecture, 8 p.m. at the Center for the Arts. Pulitzer Prize-winning author and historian, will present a free lecture on the topic of water in the West, “How the West Was Won and What It Has to Lose.” Free. 733-4900; jhcenterforthearts.org. COMMUNITY ■ Wildlife Tuesday, 5 p.m. at the Teton Village Commons Area. An educational presentation on the wildlife and ecology of Jackson Hole by a Wildlife Expeditions Biologist of the Teton Science School. Free. tetonvillagewy.org/events. Maestro Donald Runnicles reflects on GTMF’s season. p.m.) were in the architecture for a second season in a row, and audience response to that was also a little shoddy. “Change is always a hard thing,” Runnicles explained. “Some people have been very willing to give [the earlier concert time] a try, and others have been less willing.” So what does the future of the festival hold? “I do believe that there are a lot of people around the world who would give a lot to be here to experience music making at this level,” the Maestro spoke, as visions of worldwide GTMF patron attendance danced through his head. “It’s our mission to turn Jack- son into more of a cultural destination. From a practical standpoint, there are more direct flights into Jackson than ever before,” he explained. “We need to get the message of what we are doing here out in Chicago, New York, San Francisco.” As for the new Executive Director of the Festival, this season’s acting Executive Director Steve Friedlander appears to be the likeliest candidate, a supposition that could be confirmed by the end of this week. “Seven weeks fly by,” concluded Maestro Runnicles in his JH Weekly interview. As they certainly, albeit beautifully, do. Cover Sticky Notes • Be seen by thousands of eyes • Grab reader’s attention • Build brand awareness • Get direct response • Transferable to any surface • Free custom design $ 999 ime ted t limi 1200) a r o f ly $ r a l u (reg • Great for coupons, events and political ads • Less expensive than snail mail Call or email for rates. 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Serving dinner 5:30 p.m. - close, Tuesday - Saturday. Limited edition beers on tap. Take-out available. 75 E. Pearl. (307) 733-0005. CHINATOWN Authentic atmosphere for your dining pleaseure. The local’s favorite features over 100 entrees, including Peking, Hunan, Szechuan and Canton cuisines. Lunch specials and dinners daily. Full service bar. Open 7 days a week. 85 W. Broadway, Grand Teton Plaza. (307) 733-8856. Continental THE BLUE LION A Jackson Hole favorite for 34 years. Join us in the charming atmosphere of a refurbished older home or outdoors on our deck. Ask a local about our rack of lamb. Serving fresh fish, elk, poultry, steaks, and vegetarian entreés. Early Bird Special: 20% off entire bill. Good 5:30 - 6 p.m. Must mention discount. Open nightly at 5:30 p.m. Reservations recommended. 160 N. Millward, (307) 733-3912. bluelionrestaurant.com. THE BUNNERY BAKERY & RESTAURANT Jackson’s favorite gathering spot since 1975, a half block off the Town Square. Breakfast and lunch daily, dinner in summer and winter, and the freshest breads and pastries in the valley. Please call for orders to go. Reservations not accepted. All major credit cards. Located at 130 North Cache St. (307) 733-5474, www.bunnery.com. CAFE GENEVIEVE Serving inspired home cooked classics in a historic log cabin. Open daily 8 a.m. Serving dinner daily from 5 p.m. Happy Hour 3-5:30 p.m.: $5 glass wine, $5 specialty drinks, $3 bottled beer. 135 E. Broadway. (307) 7321910. www.genevievejh.com. DORNAN’S PIZZA & PASTA COMPANY Gourmet pizzas, homemade soups, pasta, sandwiches and salads. Enjoy a relaxing lunch while sitting along the Snake River enjoying the fabulous view of the Tetons. Twelve miles north of Jackson in Grand Teton National Park at Moose. (307) 733-2415. THE GARAGE Located in a historic building, this modern version offers casual dining, a quick bite, or the game at the bar. Featuring burgers, pastas, seafood, salads, pizzas and steaks, something for everyone’s taste. Giant martinis, local beers and refreshing cocktails. Extensive wine list with many offerings under $30. Happy Lunch Special: Slice, Salad, Soup - Any 2, $8. 11am to 3pm daily happy hour: slicE and a Beer $5 4 to 6pm daily hour 5-6 p.m.: Drink specials and 1/2 off appetizers. Opens at 5 p.m. Children’s menu. Walk-ins welcome. Located at 72 S. Glenwood. Reservations (307) 733-8575. THE KITCHEN The Kitchen serves Modern American cuisine embracing various culinary techniques and the freshest ingredients including all natural meats, seasonal vegetables, as well as sustainable and fresh fish. Enjoy fresh oysters on the half shell, tuna crudo, an amazing burger on our deck, creative cocktails and an extensive wine list. Open nightly 5:30 p.m. (307) 734-1633 www.thekitchenjacksonhole.com. open 11am-9:30pm DAILy 20 W. Broadway, upstairs • 307.201.1472 Jackson Hole's only dedicated stone-hearth oven pizzeria. Join us for Happy Hour! Drink Specials 5-6 pm Nightly 1/2 OFF APPETIZERS 72 S. Glenwood • Jackson, WY (307) 733-8575 • Reservations Recommended LOTUS CAFE Vibrant and fresh flavors from around the world including American, Asian, Indian, Thai, and Latin. Organic meats, vegetarian, vegan and raw choices. Appetizers, entrees, sandwiches, pizza, salads and soups. Endless gluten-free choices. Full bar, great wine, and fresh botanical cocktails. Open daily 8 a.m.9:30 p.m. Breakfast served until 2:30 p.m., lunch and dinner. 145 N. Glenwood St. (307) 734-0882. EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 20% OFF Q ROADHOUSE The Q Roadhouse on Teton Village Road, serves up a variety of American comfort food. Menu items include; fresh salads, blackened catfish, sweet tea brined chicken, grilled steelhead trout, bbq ribs, local mead ranch beef burgers and sandwiches. Extensive wine list, full bar available. Open nightly 5 p.m. Happy Hours at the bar 5 - 6 p.m. and 8 - 9 p.m. with 2 for 1 drinks. Reservations (307) 739-0700. ENTIRE BILL Good between 5:30-6:00pm Open nightly at 5:30pm 733-3912 160 N. Millward Must present coupon to server when ordering. Reservations Recommended Reserve online at bluelionrestaurant.com 18% gratuity may be added to your bill prior to discount. “ The Latest Creation from McCafé ® is made with 100% fruit juice with natural flavors & freshly blended just for you. I am undecided if our peaceful politics are a triumph of civility, an example of groupthink, or a Bakery • Breakfast Lunch • Dinner 145 N. Glenwood St. 307.734.0882 www.tetonlotuscafe.com failure to have ” necessary conflict. – Richard Abowitz A QUOTE FROM “Editorial: Irreconcilable similarities” The story appeared in the August 15, 2012 issue of JHWeekly. THANKS for making Chinatown your favorite Chinese restaurant in Jackson Hole 4 years in a row! OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK LUNCHEON SPECIALS & DINNERS DAILY FULL SERVICE BAR 850 W. Broadway • In Grand Teton Plaza Call 733-8856 for take out www.JHweekly.com l August 22 - 28, 2012 21 CD REVIEWS Dine Out 20%OFF your check when seated or carry out ordered by 6pm. Regional Italian Cuisine at its Best! 242 N. Glenwood • (307) 733-3888 • www.nanis.com 2012 JACKSON HOLE SUMMER NIGHTLIFE GUIDE AVAILABLE NOW! PICK UP YOUR COPY TODAY! To advertise in the 2012-3 WINTER NIGHTLIFE GUIDE call 732.0299 or email [email protected] RENDEZVOUS BISTRO Something for everyone! Our Raw Bar features oysters on the half shell, tuna tartare and oyster shooters. Appetizers include mussels, gnocchi, grilled octopus and steak tartare. Entree selection ranges from bistro fish and chips, veal marsala and coq au Vin to many other selections including fresh seasonal seafood, pasta and steaks. Nightly at 5:30 p.m. Reservations recommended. 380 South Hwy. 89/Broadway. (307) 739-1100. SNAKE RIVER BREWERY & RESTAURANT America’s most award-winning microbrewery is serving lunch and dinner. Enjoy the atmosphere while enjoying wood-fired pizzas, pastas, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads and desserts. $7 lunch menu from 11:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Happy Hours from 4 - 6 p.m. includes our tasty hot wings. The freshest beer in the valley, right from the source! Free WIFI. Open 11:30 a.m. - midnight. 265 S. Millward. (307) 739-2337. snakeriverbrewing.com SNAKE RIVER GRILL Offering the finest dining in a rustic-elegant setting for 18 years. A Modern American menu features organic produce, prime steaks, game chops and jet-fresh seafood. Select from over 300 wines and a full cocktail & beer list. Executive Chef Jeff Drew was nominated “Best Chef: Northwest” at the 2010 James Beard Awards. Dinner nightly at 5:30 p.m. Reservations at (307) 733-0557. SUBWAY The #1 subshop. Breakfast starting at just $2.50! Daily 6 inch special only $2.99! Lots of $5 footlongs! Come in for breakfast, grab lunch to to. Don’t forget to order your party subs and platters. Locally owned and operated. in the K-mart Plaza, Jackson and in Alpine. vegetarian and gluten-free dishes, all natural meats, sustainable seafood, and desserts. Accommodating service. Cozy ambiance. Full bar and happy hour 5 -7 p.m. Catering. Walk-ins welcome or reservations (307) 733-3888. t SWEETWATER RESTAURANT Satisfying locals for lunch and dinner for nearly 30 years with deliciously affordable comfort food. Award winning wine list. Lunch 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. features stuffed avocado salad, blackened salmon salad, elk melt, buffalo sliders, reubens and more. Dinner 5:30 - 9:30 p.m. Entrees include chicken napoleon, bbq flank steak and pecan trout. Corner of King and Pearl, (307) 733-3553. OSTERIA Dine in the beautiful rustic dining room or make it a more casual affair at the wine or salumi bar. The menu features contemporary Italian cuisine including salads, housemade pastas, wood-oven fired pizzas, and panini’s. V Favorites such as the sausage stuffed olives, fresh fish and veal chop won’t disappoint. Dinner nightly 5:30 - 10 p.m. Inside Hotel Terra at Teton Village. Reservations recommended (307) 739-4100. TRIO Owned and operated by local chefs with a passion for good food. Our menu features contemporary American dishes inspired by classic bistro cuisine. Daily specials include wild game, fish and meats. Enjoy a glass of wine in front of the wood-burning oven and watch the chefs in the open kitchen. Dinner nightly at 5:30 p.m. 45 S. Glenwood. Reservations (307) 7348038. Italian NANI’S You’ll find NANI’S Regional Italian Cuisine off the beaten path in the North Glenwood neighborhood. We prepare all our dishes from fresh and imported ingredients including our breads, sausage, meatballs, handmade pasta, Mexican EL ABUELITO Authentic Mexican Cuisine. Home of the original Jumbo Margarita. Featuring a full bar with a large selection of Mexican beers. Luncheon combinations served weekdays 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Nightly dinner specials. Open 7 days, 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. 385 W. Broadway, (307) 733-1207. THE MERRY PIGLETS Voted Best Salsa! Jackson’s oldest Authentic Mexican restaurant and a local favorite. Choose from over 10 salsas and sauces, Tex-Mex plates, including mesquite-grilled fajitas, wraps and fireroasted chicken. Stop in and let Merry Piglets serve it up. Huge margs in 10 flavors plus our “Big Pig Marg,” a 32 oz original. 160 N. Cache, (307) 733-2966. LARGE SELECTION OF MEXICAN BEERS “...Voted one of Jackson Hole’s hottest restaurants” Food and Wine February 2008. Trio is located right off the town square in downtown Jackson, and is owned and operated by local chefs with a passion for good food. Our menu features contemporary American dishes inspired by classic bistro cuisine. Daily specials feature wild game, fish and meats. Enjoy a glass of wine at the bar in front of the wood-burning oven and watch the chefs perform in the open kitchen. LUNCHEON COMBINATION Monday-Friday 11am-3pm NIGHTLY DINNER SPECIALS HOME OF THE ORIGINAL JUMBO MARGARITA 385 W. Broadway, Jackson Authentic Mexican Cuisine (307) 733-1207 OPEN 7 DAYS 11am-10pm Serving fresh, award-winning beer & tasty new menu items. Authentic Mexican dishes made from scratch Open for Dinner Hot chips made fresh all day long nightly at 5:30pm Ten homemade salsas and sauces Our margaritas will make you happy, but our service will make you smile! Located off the town square at 45 S. Glenwood $7 lunch Happy Hour 4-6pm Open daily 11:30am - Midnight Available for private events & catering 265 S. Millward 307-739-2337 For reservations call 734-8038 22 August 22 - 28, 2012 OPEN NIGHTLY at 5:30pm www.snakeriverbrewing.com l www.JHweekly.com the Home of RG” IG MA re “BIG Pof pleasu VOTED “Best Salsa” in BEST OF JACKSON HOLE 2010 32oz North of the Town Square in Downtown Jackson (307) 733-2966 307-733-0557 On the Town Square CD REVIEWS Dine Out 11:30 a.m. - 2 a.m. 50 W. Broadway. 307-734-PINK. Pizza DOMINO’S PIZZA Hot and delicious delivered to your door. Hand-tossed, deep dish, crunchy thin, Brooklyn style and artisan pizzas; bread bowl pastas, and oven baked sandwiches; chicken wings, cheesy breads and desserts. Delivery or carry out. 520 S. Hwy. 89 in the Kmart Plaza. (307) 733-0330. PINKY G’S Voted Best Pizza in JH. Seek out this hidden gem under the Pink Garter Theatre for NY style slices, calzones, philly cheesesteaks, soups, salads and unique pizzas such as the “Abe Froman,” Italian sausage, buffalo mozzarella and fresh basil or the “Funky Chicken,” with basil pesto sauce, art hearts, red onions, ricotta cheese and roasted chicken. Specials daily. Delivery and take-out available. Open daily PIZZERIA CALDERA Jackson Hole’s only dedicated stonehearth oven pizzeria, serving Napolitana-style pies using the freshest ingredients in traditional and creative combinations. Great lunch specials daily featuring slices, soup and salads. Happy hour specials from 3 - 6 p.m. Take-out available. 20 W. Broadway (upstairs just off the Town Square). Mon. - Sat. 11 a.m. to 9:30 p.m. (307) 201-1472. pizzeriacaldera.com. Coffee house CAFE BOHEME Feeling the need for a more sophisticated and cosmopolitan style? Try their delicious crepes, famous breakfast burritos and European style sandwiches. Make sure you ask for their special fresh tomatillo salsa. Well known for their specialty coffees, smoothies and ice cream shakes as well as breakfasts and lunch fares, they just added Gluten-Free options to their extensive menu! Free WiFi! Open daily 6:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Sat. and Sun. 7 a.m. -4 p.m. Be aware, kitchen closes at 3 p.m.!. Live music for Brunch every Sat. 9:30 to 12:30 a.m.. 1110 Maple Way-7335282.www.cafeboehemejh.com. JACKSON HOLE ROASTERS Procuring, roasting and serving the finest coffee in town, including organic, fair trade, bird-friendly, etc! Best place to meet the locals. Delicious breakfast and lunch menu includes egg sandwiches, Belgian waffles, toasted bagels with cream cheese, homemade granola, locally baked pastries and ice cream. Free WiFi and outdoor seating. Open daily 6:30 a.m. - 7 p.m. 165 E. Broadway, (307) 200-6099. Town Square Tavern $20 voucher for $10 Teton Sports Club One Month Membership for $44 (value $88) Teton Healing Arts TO BE INCLUDED IN OUR DINING GUIDE IN PRINT AND ONLINE CALL JH WEEKLY (307) 732-0299. OPEN FOR LUNCH 11:30am Monday thru Saturday, staying open through the day till late NOW ON TAP: Mayhem Honey Ale • Brother Ted Dubbel Damn Good Stout • Wimperial IPA • Citra IPA Homies Hop Attack IPA • 4 x 8 Imperial IPA Biznatch Belgian • Darko - 15% Cognac Stout 75 E. Pearl • Downtown Jackson • (307) 733-0005 One Initial Consultation for Advanced Allergy Treatment for $75 (value $150) Nalley Steamway $100 voucher for $50 Happy Tails Pet Resort One Group Playtime Session for $5 (value $10) Pinky G’s Pizzeria One Specialty Pie for $11.50 (value $23) Rally’s Pet Garage One Day of Dog Daycare for $12.50 (value $25) Nani’s Cucina Italiana $20 vouchers for $10 The Garage 2 $15 vouchers for $15 Reincarnation Medical Spa One Lip Wax for $10 (value $20) Spirit Bookstore & Gift Shop One Soap Rock for $5.50 (value $11) Ryan Cleaners $20 voucher for $10 The Boardroom $20 voucher for $10 Serving breakfast and lunch 8:00am - 3:00pm (307) 733-0365 • 365 West Broadway JACKSON HOLE ROASTERS COFFEE HOUSE FRESH ROASTED ORGANIC COFFEE BREAKFAST • HOMEMADE SANDWICHES PASTRIES • ICE CREAM OUTDOOR SEATING • FREE WIFI 145 E. Broadway • 307.200.6099 www.halfoffjh.com www.JHweekly.com l August 22 - 28, 2012 23 FoodNews TETON VILLAGE, WY 307.733.0022 DRIGGS, IDAHO 208.787(THAI).8424 Open Monday through Saturday 4:30pm-9:00pm $7 LUNCH SPECIALS HAPPY HOUR 10PM - MIDNIGHT SUN-THURS Choice of slices, salads, & small soda ••••••••• ••••••••• TAKE-OUT DELIVERY VOTED BEST PIZZA IN JH ANDREW SHORTS Under the Pink Garter Theatre • (307) 734-PINK • www.pinkygs.com 307.739.1100 Dinner nightly 5:30pm 380 South Broadway Happy Hour: 5:30-6:30pm 307.739.4100 Dinner nightly 5:30pm Inside Hotel Terra at Teton Village Henry Trapp takes a break from skateboarding to stuff his face with a dog. A dog done right 307.734.1633 Dinner nightly 5:30pm 125 N. Glenwood Street • Downtown Jackson Happy Hour including $5 menu: 5:30-6:30pm By Claire Rabun 307.739.0700 Dinner nightly 5:00pm 1 mile from light on Teton Village Road Happy Hour: 5-6pm & 8-9pm Patio seating available at all locations! www.jhfinedining.com NEW MENU HAPPY HOUR WOOD FIRED PIZZA AL FRESCO DINING It’s all about the food! Lunch 11:30am - 2:30pm, Mon thru Fri Dinner 5:30pm - close, Mon thru Sat 45 South Cache •Jackson, WY (307) 733-0043 • www.43North.net 24 August 22 - 28, 2012 l www.JHweekly.com I love street food. Whether it’s greasy fried rice, a slice of cheesy pizza, a savory falafel, or a blistered and red-tinted hot dog, I’m in, no questions asked – on the mysteries of street meat, and no concern as to whether or not my food cart server wore gloves. I just want the goods. One thing I have struggled with is the fancification of these much-loved peasant dishes. No, I don’t need filet mignon in my lo mein. Thanks, but I’ll have extra pepperoni instead of pheasant confit on that slice. Wait, and none of that wine-soaked goat cheese, I’ll take the shaker of the yellowing Parmesan. Yes, the one that was here last month. It’s not that I don’t thoroughly enjoy the mystical and powerful ways of haute cuisine. In fact, I’m happy to turn my nose up at an expensive dry-aged ribeye if it’s a few degrees over medium rare in the right setting, but please don’t make me think too hard when all I want is to stick my face into a drooping paper plate of powdered sugar-coated fried dough. That said, this week I discovered that my trusty cookout go-to, the hot dog, looks just as approachable and tastes surprisingly as unpretentious when dressed to the nines as it does coming out of a county fair truck. DeliDogs, the new hotdog joint in the White Buffalo Club, opened its doors last week and introduced Jackson to the art of hot dog creation. The unassuming red sidewalk coverings and shiny metal stand-up counters on the outside do not give evidence to the innovative and endless hot dog combina- tions that are being whipped up inside. DeliDogs currently offers three types of hot dogs, nine salad toppings, and seven sauces, with more special salad and sauce options on the way. Among the topping possibilities are the salami jack, fiery feta, Greek, spicy egg salad, and potato salad, all of which Second came the turkey dog, which I requested smothered in spicy egg salad, pickles and Dijon mustard. Reminiscent of a summer picnic, this dog had everything I needed to take me back to childhood camping trips and days on the lake. are made in-house. Before we dive into the good stuff, two pearls of wisdom. Word on the street is that the Asian slaw is a contender for best salad, but the couple times I’ve been in, it has already run out for the day, so get there early for that one. Secondly, DeliDogs serves its hot dogs on pitas, but don’t let that scare you. After one bite, any thoughts of consternation at the replacement of the beloved bun quickly retreats to make room for the irresistible yum factor. Though feeling a little overwhelmed at the options, but chomping at the bit to taste the whole package, I decided on three distinctly different combinations. First was the classic dog, which is a beef and pork mix. Enter the meat trifecta: I chose to top this one with chicken salad and pepper jack cheese. This bad boy was good, but not a combo I would order again. The chicken salad alone was excellent – it even has pecan bits – but the trinity of proteins just didn’t sing like I thought they would. The classic dog itself was meaty and satisfying, so I’m convinced my combination skills were just off on this one. Second came the turkey dog, which I requested smothered in spicy egg salad, pickles and Dijon mustard. Reminiscent of a summer picnic, this dog had everything I needed to take me back to childhood camping trips and days on the lake. The warm hot dog, paired with the cool, creamy egg salad was perfectly complemented by the tang of the pickles and the spiciness of the mustard. My last dog was the wagyu dog, topped with the fiery feta salad and jalapenos. The hot dog itself is high-class stuff, sourced from Snake River Ranch beef and made locally. But pair that with the fresh and thoughtful toppings, and you might not come up for air until the whole thing is gone. The salty feta cheese, the savory salami, the spicy jalapenos and the juicy wagyu came together in beautiful, meaty harmony, and would have been perfect with a cold beer, or four. What it comes down to is that DeliDogs is serving hot dogs; what it’s doing isn’t lifealtering, but its done really well, and if you’re in the mood for a tasty dog at a good price ($5 to $10), with some unique, homemade toppings, this is your place. Rest assured, I’ll see you there. DeliDogs is open 11 a.m. to 7 p.m., daily. It’s located on the corner of Millward and Gill. Join us on the Town Square SATURDAY MORNINGS 8:00am - Noon through September 22 The ORIGINAL Farmers Market on the Town Square GYM CLASSES POOL TENNIS HOT TUB SAUNA LOCALS MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP SPECIAL $62 Single, $98 Couple, $119 Family (memberships include the above listed amenities) 4030 Lake Creek Dr. • Wilson, WY • (307) 733-7004 • www.tetonsportsclub.com Nonprofit: JH Wildlife Foundation Music: Flannel Attractions Chef: Couloir Sponsor: Wells Fargo Bank www.jacksonholefarmersmarket.com INFORMATION FOR ALL MEETING AGENDAS AND MINUTES WEEKLY CALENDAR JOB OPENINGS SOLICITATIONS FOR BIDS PUBLIC NOTICES AND OTHER VALUABLE INFORMATION VISIT OUR WEBSITE W W W .T E T O N W Y O .O R G The public meeting agendas and minutes for the Board of County Commissioners and Planning Commission can also be found in the Public Notices section of the JH News and Guide. www.JHweekly.com l August 22 - 28, 2012 25 WELLNESS C OMMUNIT Y THESE BUSINESSES PROVIDE HEALTH OR WELLNESS SERVICES FOR THE JACKSON HOLE COMMUNITY AND ITS VISITORS The Heart of Yoga in Jackson August 26th: Hip Opening & Restorative Yoga Workshop 6-8pm August 31: Yoga and Indian Food Dinner • $60 October 22 - November 17: Fall Teacher Training www.tetonyoga.com • [email protected] • Located behind the Aspens Market Make your life happy and healthy ... NOW! August Special: In celebration of Neesha & Baby Stella, we are offering 15% OFF 5 & 10 Class Punch Cards New Student Special: Just $30 for 2 weeks of Unlimited Yoga! 307.699.7370 150 E. Hansen 120 W. Pearl Ave. | 307-690-8906 Want some counseling/life coaching but can’t take time off from work for appointment? M.E.L.T. Method ••••••••••••••••••••• Go see Erica J. Burns, Licensed Counselor/ Life Coach, she can work with you by phone or Skype at more flexible hours. ALL CONNECTED Integrative Life Coaching & Health Consulting www.akashayogajh.com Personal Training Private Instruction Group Classes Pilates Erica J. Burns, Licensed Counselor (307) 734-5352 or (208) 456-3086 • www.ericajburns.com Laurie Shepherd Brown Master of Science in Nursing Adult Nurse Practitioner Clinical Nutritionist FisherFitness.com MENO CLINIC Center for Advanced Medicine Certified Life Coach MARK MENOLASCINO MD, MS, ABIHM, ABAARM Wonder why you have thyroid symptoms when all of your tests are normal? 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Pines Dr • 307-734-2664 • M-F 9am-5pm Vacuums & Bags - Floor & Furniture - Brooms & Dusters - Spa & Pool - Windows 355 N. Glenwood, Jackson • 307-733-2638 • M-F 8am-5:30pm / Sat 9am-noon "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure." Benjamin Franklin To advertise in the Wellness Directory, contact Jen at JH Weekly at 307.732.0299 or [email protected] 26 August 22 - 28, 2012 l www.JHweekly.com BookReview 1616: The world in motion MEET Brooks Woodfin! Brooks is the newest addition to the 121 Wellness Team! THOMAS CHRISTENSEN 1616 was not one of those years like 1066 or 1492 or even 1968 where the world seemed transformed by new possibilities. Christensen recognizes that. In some ways there is an implicit argument here that if you examine any moment with enough perception you can glean the emergent future. What could be a droll scholarly exercise is enlivened by Christensen’s story telling. He gets that in such a book the journey matters more than the destination. He wears learning lightly while not avoiding the complexities of his topic. For starters, 1616 was a year in which two calendars were in use depending on where you lived. The result is the quirk of history that on April 23, 1616 Shakespeare and Cervantes, two pillars of literature, shared the same date of death despite expiring weeks apart. Christensen has no thesis to offer about 1616 nor is he noticeably in the thrall of any of the hipster theories of history. The subtitle, “The World in Motion,” also describes the method of this book. And, by world Christensen manages to see far past Europe and the New World. The view includes Japan cutting itself off from the world after Christian missionaries inflamed its paranoia of outsiders. An empire in China prepares to expire as the emperor engages in a losing battle with his own institutions. Africa, India and the Middle East are all tracked as they struggled with various elements of a changing world. The brutal silver mine’s role in the developing slave trade is explored through some of the more memorable characters of history. Among them is Guaman Poma. Christensen quotes extensively from source documents throughout and among the most stunning is Poma’s description of native forced labor in the Spanish silver mines: “… They die like flies and our whole race is threatened with extermination. Even the chiefs are tortured by being suspended from their feet. … The managers and supervisors … have virtually absolute power. There is no reason for them to fear justice, since they are never brought before the courts … beatings are incessant. The victims are mounted on a llama’s back, tied naked to a round pillar or put in the stocks.” Poma not only left such vivid descriptions, he also bore witness with detailed illustrations of what today would be called crimes against humanity. Poma’s efforts resulted in a manuscript that Christensen reports was 1,189 pages long with 389 illustrations: “The First New Chronicle and Good Government.” Poma’s goal went beyond documentation into activism. He made his entire book a letter to King Phillip III of Spain expecting things to be improved once he’d brought the situation to light. Instead the manuscript lay forgotten in a Danish library until being discovered in 1908. – Richard Abowitz Books reviewed are available at the Teton County Library. Dr. Raju is the first physician in Wyoming to be trained in REGENERATIVE MEDICINE & STEM CELL THERAPIES. Brooks is searching for 15 to 20 committed individuals who are ready to push themselves and take their training to the next level. Join Brooks for a Sports Specific Training Group that focuses on Developing Speed & Power. 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While I have no official college degree or training in archeology, I have seen all Indiana Jones movies as well as the 1959 classic “The Mummy.” I understand the dangers associated with disturbing things from the past, including disturbing old girlfriends with a call at midnight when one is drunk and lonely. One of the college students, a buxom blond, wearing a shirt tied up high on her belly, the buttons open low and sporting a pair of shorts that would make Daisy Duke blush, appeared to be the intellectual type. I approached her. “Pardon me,” I said. “I am Professor Thornhill of Yale University’s Council on Archaeological Studies. I was on my way to a dig in Egypt when I saw you excavating here.” I used a Boston accent even though I wasn’t sure if Yale was in Boston or Massachusetts. In fact, all I knew about Yale was their football team sucked. “Yale! Egypt!” She sounded impressed. “Yes, I will be opening a previously undiscovered tomb of a pharaoh. Tragically, my research assistant became ill and she cannot accompany me, a pity really. So have you found anything of scientific interest?” She held out a tiny splinter of blackened bone. I took it and examined it closely but unfortunately there was no meat left on it. “Ahh, a classic example of the ancient Porcus-Insula period,” I say. “The Porcus-Insula period?” she asked. WRITERS WANTED “Like Atlantis,” I said. “Stories of ancient Hog Island abound in antique manuscripts and legends. According to popular mythology, Hog Island was once an egalitarian society; people lived in harmony with nature, practiced gender equality and often passed non-binding resolutions supporting world peace. Women performed the important duties of raising and butchering the hogs, of planting barley and brewing beer while the men fished, and later in the evenings, barbecued ribs, drank pitchers of beer, and watched while the women tested their strength in mud wrestling matches. “The people were content, and then a stranger wandered in. Hog Islanders fed him and gave him beer, but he was not happy. He planted vines and was soon making wine and eating fish raw with wasabi and soy sauce. He built a 4,000 square foot teepee with a great room and butler’s pantry. Suddenly, women were no longer satisfied. ‘I want a heated driveway,’ one said. ‘I need a yoga room,’ another complained. “There was discord among the people and they disbanded, those keeping to the old ways moving to Hoback Junction; others followed the stranger to The Pines and Westbank. 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Guard counterpart 10 Investor’s index 11 Like a June day, to Lowell 12 Aging, in Ontario 13 Lee and Landers 14 __ center 15 Union contracts? 16 Ballroom dance 17 Artist’s support 18 Turn upside down 24 Eyewear, in ads 25 Dough for spanakopita, perhaps 30 Sunken naval power, per Plato 32 Jam fruit 33 Get close, in a way 35 Taiwan Strait port 36 Bisque or broth 37 Car trip alternative to Geography 38 Bryn __ College 40 One doing hard labor 41 Analogy words 43 “Babi __”: Yevtushenko poem 45 Aetna offering, briefly 48 Sounds mostly the same 49 Try to unearth 50 Snarky reply to “Why?” 51 Bold relative: Abbr. 52 Eponymous theater mogul 53 Fire, to 85Down 55 Warrior god 56 “Little Birds” writer 57 “We <Heart> Logistics” co. 60 “Let me rephrase that ...” 62 Swab over 64 Beef cattle 65 They cause stirs on 10-Down: Abbr. 66 Northern Calif. landmark 67 Factual 68 Calvary letters 69 1943 Allied conference site 70 NCO with three chevrons 71 Actor Wallach 75 CDLI doubled 76 Polish writing 77 Winter quaff 79 Zagreb’s land, to the IOC 80 Dancer-turnedspy 81 Deli wheel 82 Note recipient? 84 “__ you bigtime” 85 First-century emperor 87 1920s Hollywood breakthrough 90 “__ I alone did call upon thy aid”: Sonnet 79 91 Tasmanian, e.g. 92 Not for kids 93 “Out of Africa,” for one 94 Gradually eased (in) 95 Boring tools 96 Half of a major scale 98 Star seekers 99 Plaster finish 103Maple product 104Rite place 106__ facto 107Stood 109Swedish university city 110Bird that fishes 111Eye dropper? 114Gaping hole 115Jackie’s second 116Rank below cpl. FREEWILL ASTROLOGY ROB BREZNEY ARIES (March 21-April 19): Do you know what a controlled burn is? Firefighters start small, manageable fires on purpose so as to eradicate brush that has accumulated too close to wooded areas. With less fuel around, bigger fires are not as likely to ignite accidentally and turn into conflagrations. I encourage you to use this as a metaphor for your own life, Aries. How? First, identify a big potential problem that may be looming on the horizon. Then, in the coming weeks, get rid of all the small messes that might tend to feed that big problem. Make sure it’ll never happen. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Jungian storyteller Clarissa Pinkola Estes advises us to take good care of the untamed aspects of our nature. “The wild life must be kept ordered on a regular basis,” she writes. One way to do this is to keep our uncommon and unruly ideas clear and organized. It’s also important to give them respect, and understand that they’re crucial to our spiritual and psychological health. How are you doing in this regard, Taurus? What’s your relationship with the untamed aspects of your nature? According to my reading of the omens, now is prime time for you honor and nurture and cultivate them. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): By my astrological reckoning, you’re not nearly wet enough right now. I recommend that you take immediate and intensive steps to remedy the situation. There should not be anything about you that is high and dry; you need to soak up the benefits that come from being slippery and dripping. If you’re suffering from even a hint of emotional dehydration, you should submerse yourself in the nearest pool of primal feelings. For extra credit, drink deeply from the sacred cup that never empties. CANCER (June 21-July 22): In the 16th century, Holy Roman Emperor Charles V ruled over a vast swath of land that included 12 modern European nations. According to some historians, he once said, “I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.” This is the kind of attitude I recommend that you adopt in the coming weeks, Cancerian. Tailor your language to the people and creatures you’re speaking to. Address them on their own level of consciousness, respecting their limitations and appealing to their particular kind of intelligence. Of course this is always a good policy, but it’s especially important for you to observe now. Fluency and flexibility will be rewarded in ways you can’t imagine. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Would you like to enhance your relationship with money? If so, do you have any specific ideas about how to do it? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to identify and implement those ideas. Let me make an initial suggestion: Keep your magical thinking to a minimum, but don’t stamp it out entirely; a small amount of frisky fantasizing will actually boost the likelihood that your more practical intentions will achieve critical mass. Here’s another tip: Imagine the presents you’d get for people if you had some extra cash. Stimulating your generous urges may help motivate the universe to be generous to you. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A guy I know was invited to hang one of his paintings in a New York gallery — on one condition. It had to be a piece he created on the spot, in the gallery, on the day the show opened. That would be way too much pressure for me to handle. I need to spend a long time on the stuff I make, whether it’s music or writing. I’ve got to fuss over every little detail as I constantly edit and refine and add layers. What about you, Virgo? Could you quickly come up with some new wrinkle or fresh creation that would show the world who you really are? I’m guessing we will soon find out. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If you’ve been reading my horoscopes for a while, you know I’m not a decadent cynic who thinks “no pain, no gain” is the supreme formula for success. On the contrary. I think it’s quite possible to enjoy tremendous growth spurts when you’re happy and healthy. Pleasurable events can be great learning experiences. Joy and freedom may activate potentials that would otherwise remain dormant. Having said that, I want to make a suggestion that may seem at odds with my usual approach, even though it’s not. For the next two weeks, I encourage you to explore the necessary power of decay. Harness the archetypes of breakdown and dissolution as you put an end to things whose time is up. This work is key to your future rejuvenation and renaissance. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I’m going to ignore the Urban Dictionary’s more modern definitions of the word “yeast,” and stick to the original meaning: an agent of fermentation that brews alcoholic drinks and makes bread dough rise. Metaphorically speaking, Scorpio, you should be like that for your gang or crew or tribe. I urge you to stir up group morale. Provoke deeper thought and stronger feelings. Instigate some bubbly new trends and effervescent interactions. Be yeasty! SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Sussex is a county in southeast England. Its official motto is “We wunt be druv,” which is Sussex dialect for “We won’t be pushed around.” It’s not bad as mottoes go, I guess. There’s power in announcing to the world that you’re not going to allow anyone to manipulate you or bully you. But I’d like to see you come up with a more robust battle cry for yourself, Sagittarius — one that doesn’t focus on what you won’t do, but rather on what you will do. It’s an ideal astrological moment to articulate your driving purpose in a pithy formula that will give you strength whenever you invoke it. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Most people consider global warming somewhat of a mixed blessing,” wrote Aaron Sankin on Huffington Post. “On one hand, there’s ocean acidification, deserts gobbling up wide swaths of We e k o f A u g u s t 2 2 farmland and the massive die-off of the innumerable species unable to cope with the effects of the world’s rapidly rising temperature. But, on the other hand, you’ll be able to wear shorts for literally the entire year.“ Sankin is being deeply sarcastic, of course. Let’s make his satire a jumping-off point as we consider some sincerely worthwhile trade-offs you might want to implement in your own sphere. Would you be willing to sacrifice a trivial comfort for a new privilege? Would you shed a small pleasure to gain a much bigger pleasure? Might you divest yourself of a pocket of resentment if in doing so you’d attract a cleansing epiphany? AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I don’t expect your travels in the coming weeks to be like a smooth luxury cruise in a stretch limousine. Your route is not likely to be a straight shot through breathtaking scenery with expansive views. No, my dear Aquarius, your journeys will be more complicated than that, more snakey and labyrinthine. Some of the narrow passages and weedy detours you’ll need to navigate may not even resemble paths, let alone highways. And your metaphorical vehicle may resemble a funky old 1967 Chevy pick-up truck or a forklift bedecked with flowers. It should be pretty fun, though. Keep in mind that your maps may only be partially useful. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In medieval times, you didn’t need a priest to get married, nor did you have to be in a church or recite a set of vows. You didn’t even have to round up witnesses. All that was required was that the two people who wanted to be wed said “I marry you” to each other. Those three words had great power! In the coming days, Pisces, I’d love to see you draw inspiration from that lost tradition. Your assignment is to dream up three potent declarations that, while not legally binding, express the deepest and most loving intentions you promise to be faithful to in the coming years. [email protected] © 2008 Rob Brezney Are you living in the past? or living in the now? YOUR TRADE HAS NEVER BEEN WORTH MORE THEN IT IS RIGHT NOW!! Trade your vehicle today … for a new, or new to you! WOLF’S JACKSON DODGE CHRYSLER JEEP SEE OUR DETAIL SPECIAL ON PAGE 3 307-733-6777 1300 S. 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Oversized two 395 car garage and plenty of area on 2.33 acres for horses and additional buildings with NO CCR's. 262 $820,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan $600,000 90.80% 330 LL394 & LL395 Jackson , WY BORDERING National Forest (Lot 1)! Lot 1 and Lot 4 of Little Horsethief Canyon Subdivision with great views of Munger Mountain, Little Horsethief Canyon and South Park, minutes from downtown Jackson, flat building sites, short hop to bike trail, horses okay, and quality homes are prevalent. Lot 4-3.02 Acres-$495,000 & Lot 1-3.05 Acres-$530,000. Contact: Timothy Mayo SF522 Jackson, WY Sweeping views of the Snake River Valley and surrounding mountain ranges are only some of the great amenities of this 4+ bedroom cedar log home on 4.5 acres set up for horses. Recently remodeled with granite countertops, marble & tumbled stone tile showers, hardwood floors, new windows, two propane fireplaces, oversized 3-car garage and extensive landscaping. $875,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan SF589 Wilson, WY Teton views and seasonal stream on a beautiful metes and bounds lot. Located in Wilson. This home would make a great rental or temporary living quarters while building your new home. $1,459,000 Contact: Doug Herrick SF592 Dubois, WY Fabulous small ranch with the Wind River flowing through the property. This is a wonderful 2 bedroom, 2 bath home with exceptional views and a 2 bedroom guest house with attached garage. $1,495,000 Contact: Doug Herrick SF526 Teton Village, WY This superb residence rests in a private setting, nestled among aspen and pine trees at the base of the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort in Teton Village. Indooroutdoor living at its finest with ski-in ski-out ability, views and 4 bedrooms with plenty of room for guests. Enjoy this newly renovated home with granite counter tops, all new bathrooms and ample space for entertaining! $2,650,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan TC208 Jackson, WY This two bedroom one bath upstairs condo with loft offers a great in town location. Condo is walking distance to shops, restaurants and start bus. $249,000 Contact: Doug Herrick LL392 Tetonia, ID Nature Lovers do not miss this opportunity. Build a house on this one acre parcel and walk, ski or ride into the National Forest. You have to see this parcel to truly appreciate the great location. $57,000 Contact: Zach Smith SF582 Moran, WY This spectacular 5 bedroom builder's own home, plus a 2 bedroom attached guest house or home office area, with a 3 car garage, has something for everyone. Close to schools, pathway, and town, the attention to detail in this home will delight you, from a river rock fireplace to knotty alder trim & cabinets, hardwood floors, picture windows framing mountain views, forced air heat, a laundry chute, and more. $990,000 Contact: Jennifer Reichert SF554 Jackson, WY Large, open and exquisite...over 6,200 square feet of newly added and remodeled living areas, 4 bedrooms, 5 ½ baths, separate guest suite, office, library, study, substantial lower level family & recreation room, massive living area, formal dining area, a large chef’s kitchen, breakfast area, 5.3 acres and views of Grand Teton, Teton Range, Jackson Hole Valley & Sleeping Indian. $2,745,000 Contact: Timothy Mayo LL379 Victor, ID Simple lot for an unbelievable price! Call today before you miss out on this opportunity. This lot is close to town and parks within the subdivision. It also has Trail Creek water rights so that you can water your lawn and garden for under $20/year. $18,000 Contact: Zach Smith YTD (Year Ago) Sales (08.20.10-08.19.11) Total # of Sales 307 Sales Under $1,000,000 203 Median List Price Sold $685,000 Sale Price to List Price 90.45% Average Days on Market 295 Current Inventory Active Listings Average Days on Market Median List Price SF550 Tetonia, ID Fabulous home on 9.376 acres with head on Grand Teton views out living room and master suite. Oversized barn and hayshed. Propane, radiant floor 756 heat. $475,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan 419 $995,000 *In the event the week’s Top Sale is erroneously reported it’s listed price is used. **The Real Estate Scoreboard© was created by Timothy C. Mayo. Some information for the The Real Estate Scoreboard© is derived from the Teton County MLS system and represents information as submitted by all Teton County MLS Members for Teton County, Wyoming, Teton County, Idaho and Lincoln County, Wyoming and is deemed to be accurate but not guaranteed. The Real Estate Scoreboard© is the sole property of Timothy C. Mayo and may NOT be reproduced, copied, and/or used in whole or part without the prior expressed written consent of Timothy C. Mayo. TC204 Wilson, WY Stunning Rendezvous Bowl & Grand Teton Mountain views from this Aspens Condominium, this 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom condominium was expanded & remodeled in 2005. Fully furnished with lovely upgrades throughout, this offers the convenience of the Aspens while being quite close to Teton Village & Grand Teton Natl Park. Bikepath, stores, restaurants, and bus system nearby. Great rental system in place. $419,000 Contact: Jennifer Reichert