Water Rats.indd - Grand Order of Water Rats
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Water Rats.indd - Grand Order of Water Rats
NOT SO DIRTY RATS THE GRAND ORDER OF WATER RATS Mike Martin explains the origins and aims of this legendary showbusiness brotherhood. S houlders hunched in his rain drenched overcoat, the brim of his dripping hat pulled low over his brow, the cabbie pulled hard on the reins of his horse drawn cart. Narrowing his eyes through the pouring deluge, his mood brightened as he recognized a familiar face in the driving seat of the adjacent conveyance. It was not every day on the drab, rain-soaked streets of Victorian London that a big music hall star would cross his path. “Ere, Joe,” he called out cheerily, “wotcha got there?” 90 Water Rats.indd 90 Joe Elvin, the famous comedian, was used to being hailed in the street. Looking up from concentrating on the rear of the pony which was pulling him and his companions along, he responded, “That’s our trotting pony. The Magpie!” “Magpie?” chuckled the driver, “looks more like a bleedin’ water rat.” Current officers of the Grand Order of Water Rats, pictured at last year’s Annual Ball in London. Including, back row, far right, Con Cluskey of The Bachelors, King Rat Joe Pasquale (fourth from right) with 60s heart throb Jess Conrad looking over his shoulder. In the front row, kneeling, second from right, is Mike Martin the author of this article. And so it did, its soggy mane and slippery coat making the poor animal appear drowned and dejected. However, appearances can be deceiving. The Magpie was a winner, owned by this syndicate of successful entertainers, a pony which consistently romped into first place in the ever popular trotting races of the era. With winnings rolling in, the pony’s owners were delighted, but a little guilt stricken, by the accumulation Best of British – November 2012 10/12/2012 3:42:38 PM of such extra income. After all, they were personally doing fine, appearing regularly on stage, enjoying the praise of an adoring public. An elite group indeed which included such heroes of the halls as Dan Leno, Harry Freeman and Wal Pink. Although they all loved the thrill of the races, they had for some time now been concerned about the winnings. A strong feeling grew among them that it should be used to help those less fortunate than themselves, especially fellow artistes who might be struggling. With this in mind, they decided to form themselves into an official charitable group who would meet socially while at the same time distributing money to worthy causes. But what to call themselves? Numerous suggestions had been bandied about, but nothing had grabbed the imagination of them all until now. Huddled together on their cart, en route from Epsom Derby, a chance remark from that cab driver had sparked a notion. Wal Pink was the first to voice it. “Thats it,” he said, “a water rat. The lowliest of creatures which we can elevate to the highest firmament of stars.” Wal went on to explain how it all came together. Rats backwards spelled 'star', and was a form of vole which is an anagram of 'love'. They could become brothers in love and friendship, with a motto which boasted 'Philanthropy, conviviality and social intercourse'. The Water Rats. It had a fine, unique ring to it, but why not go the whole hog and call it a Grand Order too? And so, in 1889, the Grand Order of Water Rats became a reality, its first few distinguished members setting up their headquarters in a pub on the banks of the River Thames. With Harry Freeman as their first King Rat, their numbers expanded over the years, as did their charitable activities, gradually transforming into the most famous and well respected show business charity Brotherhood in the world. Today the Water Rats still thrive in their elegant new headquarters in London's Gray’s Inn Road, with squeaky voiced comedian Joe Pasquale as King Rat for 2012. In the 123 years since the Order’s inception, the basic remit has not really changed, but from that original close knit club, Rat’s membership has expanded somewhat, although there are never more www.bestofbritishmag.co.uk Water Rats.indd 91 Left: Dan Leno, hero of the Music Halls. Right: The author’s father, George Martin, is pictured during his year as King Rat with the Duke of Edinburgh, a Companion Water Rat. than 200 within the ranks at any one time. Consequently, in the Order’s entire history there have been well under 900 members in total. To become accepted is a complicated business. The main qualification is that one has to be professionally involved in the entertainment business (with the exception of a very select group known as Companion Rats who must have proved themselves highly prominent in supporting the Order’s aims). A candidate needs a proposer and a seconder and then has to undergo a long, involved process before their name is put out to the vote, a huge majority being required for acceptance. If successful, the Baby Rat (as he will be known until another takes his place) is expected to embrace the Order’s principles, supporting and becoming actively involved in activities which include fund raising shows and events, the proceeds of which now benefit a far wider ranging field than just struggling music hall artistes. Living up to the original motto is a fine excuse for like minded men to meet regularly in the lodge room to relax and swap stories, reminiscing while looking to the future. Brother Rats enjoy a unique atmosphere. Not a secret society but a Brotherhood, a great leveller where the famous and not so famous find common ground within the same unique profession. Therefore, Punch & Judy men, musicians, clowns, comedians, actors, magicians, ventriloquists, jugglers, singers, agents and rock stars can mingle in a kind of cosmic stew with bonhomie, laughter and charity being the basic ingredients. And they are all required to display their small, gold Water Rat emblem pinned to their clothing at all times, or risk being fined by a fellow Rat who may spot them. Legendary names who have worn that emblem include Laurel and Hardy, Charlie Chaplin, Bob Hope, Danny Kaye, Sir John Mills, Sir Henry Cooper, Tommy Cooper, Peter Sellers, Les Dawson and Frankie Vaughan, while current Rats are such names as Sir Bruce Forsyth, Dad’s Army creator Jimmy Perry, magician Paul Daniels, ex-world champion boxer Frank Bruno and rock stars like Queen’s Brian May and Iron Maiden’s drummer, Nicko McBrain. Quite a mixed bag from the world of entertainment. The spirit of the Water Rats is essentially one of good hearted-ness and any accusations of supposed elitism can be countered with the simple fact that the Order exists for good reasons alone. Companionship and open handed benevolence. Rats they may be, but there is nothing low about them. For further information on the GOWR, go to www.gowr.net 91 10/12/2012 3:42:49 PM