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Eyes on AOL building
Volume 30, Issue 6 UNIVERSITY OF NORTH FLORIDA September 27 2006 Wednesday THIS WEEK NEWS Sororities recruit most in state Eyes on AOL building Ambassador visits university Former U.S. Ambassador Johnnie Carson visited campus Sept. 26 to talk about international politics and the AIDS epidemic. BY MATT COLEMAN See AFRICA, page 5 ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR EXPRESSIONS The Spinnaker goes between the sheets Read about all facets of sexual activity college inside. It’s only our second time, so be gentle. See SCORING, page 11 SPORTS Going gold Two-time Olympian Courtney Shealy is the newest addition to the University of North Florida women’s swimming staff. Read about how the team is adjusting to the changes. WEEKEND WEATHER MELISSA SLATER See COACH, page 17 The University of North Florida is trying to secure funding to purchase the building America Online formerly occupied. The 125,000 square foot structure, built in 2002, will provide students and faculty with additional classroom and office space, as well as 1,200 more parking spaces. The university is planning to shuttle students between properties. Despite its small stature in comparison to other state schools, the University of North Florida managed to receive the highest quota of new sorority members among any Florida university. This marks the first time in UNF history that the Panhellenic Council, the governing body of the four general sororities on campus, can state such a claim. Around 230 girls joined the various UNF sororities during the formal recruitment process, according to Tyler Young, Greek Life Coordinator. “This puts Greek Life at UNF on the map like never before,” Young said. “Every year, Greek Life is becoming even bigger.” In addition to leading the way in the state in terms of recruitment, one of the fraternities on campus broke records across the nation. Shortly after recruitment ended, it was announced that the Kappa Sigma chapter at UNF had among the highest numbers of new see RECRUITMENT, page 4 See AOL, page 5 Friday Sept. 29 83/62 M-Sunny Saturday Sept. 30 82/64 M-Sunny Sunday Oct. 1 84/65 M-Sunny 7-day forecast, page 5 SOURCE: NOAA INDEX Discourse. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 Letters to the Editor. . . . . . . . . 3 Weather . . . . . . . . . . . . .5 Squawk Box. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Police Beat. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 Expressions. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 11 Zan on the Street. . . . . . . . . 12 Comics. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 Horoscopes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 Classifieds. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16 Crossword. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16 Sports. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17 eSpinnaker.com BY TAMI LIVINGSTON NEWS EDITOR The University of North Florida’s College of Arts and Sciences has instituted a Student Advisory Council. The council is composed of students from the different departments in the COAS and will help the college help better serve its students by providing advice and insight, said Dr. Dale Clifford, history professor and interim dean. The council representatives will be responsible for bringing student suggestions and concerns to the attention of the college and to provide insight and advice, Clifford said. “We want to know what we’re doing that’s good and also what we are doing that needs improvement,” Clifford said. Currently, the council is working to inform students of its existence and become more accessible, Clifford said. This includes trying to meet once a month and creating a Web site that will allow students to inform them about what is going on within the COAS and the council, she said. The Web site will be available through the COAS main web page and will allow students to email their department’s representative. The site is expected to be up and running by Friday, she said. Currently the council has 13 senior student representatives, but Clifford said she would like to see all COAS departments have both a junior and senior representative. This MELISSA SLATER ONLINE New student-based council helps undergraduates Dr. Dale Clifford, interim dean of the College of Arts and Sciences at the University of North Florida, chats with students. The purpose of the new council is to improve dialogue between students and administration. would allow for departmental continuity from year to year, she said. The department of mathematics and statistics still need student representatives, as do the philosophy and world languages departments. The students are nominated by their See COAS, page 4 PAGE 2 QUOTE WEEK of the “There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. ” WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 Awarded first place for Best of Show at the 2005 National College Media Convention by the Associated Collegiate Press. ❖ ❖ ❖ -- Friedrich Nietzsche , "On Reading and Writing" German philosopher (1844 - 1900) Spinnaker Staff Editor in Chief Art Director Jenna Strom Robert K. Pietrzyk Business Manager Adina Daar Managing Editor Ace Stryker Advertising Manager Adviser News Editor Josh Stewart Tami Livingston Features Editor Zan Gonano Sports Editor Holli Welch Copy Editor Emily Bruce Photo Editor Melissa Slater Web Editor Graphic Designer Discourse Editor Asst. News Editor Asst. Features Editor Asst. Sports Editor Meghan Dornbrock Jen Quinn Chelsey Wacha Matt Coleman Jeanie Correa Natalie Nguyen Production Assistant Sarah Houston Distributor Matt Coleman Printer ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ ❖ Editorials ❖ ❖ ❖ Kristen Montalto Bailey Publishing ❖ Robinson Student Center, room 2627 4567 St. Johns Bluff Rd. S. Jacksonville, FL 32224 Phone: 904.620.2727 Fax: 904.620.3924 www.eSpinnaker.com S PINNAKER ’ S BEST The University of North Florida turns 34 Oct. 2. Events are planned throughout the month of October to celebrate. Look for the Peace Walk and the unveiling of the Ghandi statue between Buildings 1 and 2. S PINNAKER ’ S WORST A little over a year after Hurricane Katrina devastated the Gulf Coast, there has been a major cleanup effort, but a lot is still left to do. For instance, a recent study has found as much toxic mold in a New Orleans home as would be found in a water-treatment plant. S PINNAKER ’ S FIX As time goes on, it’s easy to forget about last year’s devastation so the media must continue to follow the clean-up efforts in New Orleans to keep the issue fresh in the public’s mind. “T Chavez sets bad diplomatic example he Devil's Recipe." That's what Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called the content of President Bush's Sept. 19 address to the United Nations the day after it was delivered. He didn't stop there, though, not even close. Chavez went on to call Bush the devil himself and made the comment that the room still reeked of sulfur a day after his visit. The delegates in the room even witnessed Chavez making the sign of the cross as he said it. Other highlights of the speech included Chavez accusing the president of a host of other indiscretions: acting as the "owner of the world," a "Yankee imperialist" and, yes, even a racist who supposedly "looks at your color, and he says, oh, there's an extremist." President Bush is a lot of things. Perfect is certainly not among themfar from it by most Americans' accounts these days-but on Sept. 20, President Chavez became one worse. He evidently completely forgot his role as a politician, opting instead to play the passionate radical who slings bad names around like a fourth grader in L after-school day care. To get the full and unadulterated account, one must also look to the speech he gave in Harlem the next day. There, Chavez reportedly added these to the list of Bush's alleged roles: an alcoholic, a John Wayne wannabe (puffy-chested impression included) and the leader of an administration comparable to the Nazi regime of World War II. Reactions to Chavez's comments have been mixed. Within the U.N. General Assembly, there has been reported both snickering and simultaneous resounding applause. In the United States, however, the response seems to be a cohesive and highly unexpected one: proponents of both parties are rushing to defend their president. Several democratic leaders, among them Nancy Pelosi and outspoken Bush critic Charlie Rangel, said they consider Chavez's comments inappropriate and called him an "everyday thug," among other things. Many Americans agree it is entirely disrespectful for foreign dictators to disregard diplomacy among neighboring countries. President Bush is the proverbial mother, whose family mem- bers complain about her on a regular basis, but who rush to her defense if an outsider has the audacity to do so. "You don't come into my country and criticize my president," Rangel reportedly said. It's arguable that bipartisan unity has not been experienced on such a scale in the United States since the days following 9/11, although this time it is admittedly a much more limited response. As international relationships develop and the trend toward social and perhaps political globalization inevitably rolls on, one must hope that in the future Americans will find ways to unite without necessarily being threatened on their own soil by outside forces. More than that, though, people everywhere must hope that their political leaders engage in international discussions with an increased measure of sensitivity and diplomacy that should be inherent in every political calling. History has shown time and time again that when officials forget their constituencies and use their privileges only to engage in the bashing of other officials, their own legacies become quickly forgotten. U.S. must seek stronger U.N. action on Iran ast week, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released a statement urging doctors to begin routinely testing patients for HIV, whether they are considered "at risk" or not. The reason for this measure is that new and improved treatments for HIV are being developed on a daily basis, but they only work if a patient is diagnosed early. The CDC estimates that 250,000 Americans have the disease and don't know it yet. If doctors begin treating HIV testing as routine--like getting a cholesterol test--its current stigma may be lifted, and people won't be as hesitant to take it. But if HIV testing should become common, why doesn't testing for ALL sexually transmitted diseases become routine? More than 12 million cases of sexually transmitted diseases are reported in this country every year. Many more go unreported or untreated, because some STDs don't have immediate effects. Certain strains of the Human Papillomavirus have proved to be catalysts to cervical cancer in women. About 75 percent of sexually active people will contract HPV sometime in their lives. Many infected women go untreated, because the virus has no immediate symptoms. Granted, doctors are urging young women to take the Gardasil vaccine, which prevents the disease, but it is expensive, and many insurance companies don't cover it. Chlamydia is the most common STD in the United States. Three million people get the disease every year and, like HPV, it can be treated. But many cases go undiagnosed because of a lack of symptoms. It can cause sterility in both men and women. Chlamydia can also cause ectopic pregnancies, a condition where the embryo attaches itself to the fallopian tube, which can rupture and lead to the death of both mother and child. These are just two common, curable STDs. Diseases like herpes and syphilis are painful and incurable, but they continue to be spread regularly around the population, because in many cases the carriers of these diseases allow themselves to go untested and untreated. Though many women receive pap tests every year as routine health maintenance, they do not get tested for STDs. Men, however, are less likely than women to have routine tests done by their doctors. The CDC’s recommendation to make HIV testing routine is admirable, but should be taken to the next level. Testing for ALL sexually transmitted diseases should be routine. If the stigma was removed from STD testing in general, then fewer cases would go untreated and fewer people would be infected every year. HIV is a serious disease, which needs constant and immediate attention around the world, but so do the other diseases that can go undetected for years and then morph into something deadly later on. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 PAGE 3 DISCOURSE Adherence to proper rules Another lie from President of the road makes parking Clinton in recent interview less of a nightmare I t’s Monday morning, around 9:30 a.m. I’m making the right-hand turn from Alumni Drive to the thruway connecting to the Building 45 parking garage. My heart is racing. My palms are sweaty. My foot starts involuntarily tapping the brake. At stop signs I pause for at least a full minute, looking left, looking right, looking left again, maybe right again. With every little flutter of movement in my peripheral vision, I jerk my wheel to the left or right, in hopes of avoiding an oncoming catastrophe. And I haven’t even gotten to the parking garage yet, where the real danger begins. So what’s with the paranoia? Well, if you’re really asking that question, then you’ve obviously never experienced driving on the University of North Florida campus. Somewhere between 9A and Kernan people lose all sense of good and courteous driving skills. Blinkers become unused relics on the steering wheel. Stop signs either disappear or become tentative yield signs. Turning requires a speed of at least 15 mph so the driver can be sure to swing ALL the way into the opposite lane. Reversing the full length of an aisle is not only perfectly acceptable, but common. Now, in one point of view you could say, “Well this is what I have to do to get a parking spot. If you’re not aggressive, you’re driving around in circles for hours.” I know this is a direct quote, by the way, because it is the same one I say to myself every day when I’m following a person walking out to his or her car. But there is a difference between being aggressive and being a sloppy driver, especially in the parking garages where the space is barely large enough for two cars to drive past each other. The parking situation on this campus has been discussed ad nauseum, including on the pages of this publication, but losing all self control and human decency is not the answer. Here are a few tips that, if we all follow, we can all drive around our campus without fear of being blind-sided or rearended: 1. STOP at stop signs – they are really there for a purpose. 2. When turning, use the appropriate turn signals – that way drivers around ❖ ❖ ❖ Front-page graphic uncaring for feelings of fellow students The front-page graphics featuring Lambda Chi Alpha’s letters with two large red slashes through them was in my opinion, completely uncalled for. I realize they were kicked off campus for a reason, but to deface their letters on the front page of the school paper is obscene. I think the former members of this fraternity are owed an apology for the nature of these graphics. Elizabeth Fritch Junior, Communications and Spanish On-campus smoking causes a nuisance and an eye-sore Why not make this campus a nonsmoking campus? Since smokers are in the minority now, why should they trash the place with cigarette butts that are an eyesore to a non-smoker? It causes our grounds people lots more work when they are picking up litter and it causes lots more work to the people who are maintaining the landscaping, among other things. The University of Utah in Salt Lake City has one of the cleanest campuses in the country. They do not allow smoking on campus and they do not allow littering. What would they think if they saw our beautiful University of North Florida, strewn with litter and cigarette butts? A STAFF OPINION Chelsey Wacha, Discourse Editor you know why you are suddenly slowing down. 3. Adhere to posted speed limits – this is a particularly tough one for me, but really, what is the point of speeding when you’re just going to have to stop in two seconds anyway? 4. Park slowly and carefully – too many tail-ends have been bumped and bruised because people swing willy-nilly into an adjoining space. I know finding a spot is exciting, but you have to learn to keep your composure. 5. When “hovering” (waiting patiently for a person to start walking to his/her car so you can pursue him/her) try to get as far out of the driving lane as possible. Though my daily routine consists of this “hover and pounce” system, I know it is horribly selfish to expect others to have to drive around me. 6. Drive on the correct side of the road - I realize that parking lots don’t have lines separating the lanes, but that does not make it OK to just drive down the middle. 7. And this is the BIG ONE – when someone is stopped with a turn signal on, the parking spot opening up belongs to THAT PERSON. DO NOT sneak up and steal it. If you need an explanation of why not to do this, then I have no time for you, and you will get your karma in due time. So now that we have all this worked out, we can move on to more important things, like getting educated, which is why we’re all here in the first place. If we keep our heads and not get caught up in the parking rat-race, we can avoid the current fear and danger that exists when driving on our campus. lthough I was more interested in toys and make-up throughout most of the 1990s than politics or current events, I was still influenced by the media bombardment of praise for the Clinton administration. I knew that the economy was the greatest it had been in years and signs of turmoil or strife were nowhere to be found - or so I was led to believe. But according to former President Clinton in a recent interview with Fox News's Chris Wallace, there was an on-going battle to kill Osama bin Laden throughout his entire presidency. And though he admitted the war was never won and that bin Laden still lives, he should still be given credit for trying. Huh? Now, I understand that every president wants to leave some kind of legacy, one that school children can read about in their history books generations later. And I also understand that much of Clinton's true legacy cannot be printed in children's books. There is no reason, however, that he should have to lie about what he did in office because he is too ashamed to admit that he did nothing in the war against terrorism. He claimed that many Republicans ridiculed him because he was too obsessed with finding and killing bin Laden during his time in office. Was this before the 1993 bombings of the World Trade Center? Or after bin Laden declared war on the United States in 1996? No. Clinton went on the offensive in 1998 in Iraq, conveniently around the same time he did seem obsessed with being inside his office. And the Republican-dominated Congress made Do you have an opinion on current events? Submit your column to the Spinnaker. Please keep all columns near 500 words. Columns will be edited for grammar, spelling and libel. Submit columns to [email protected]. E-mail Chelsey Wacha at [email protected]. Letters to the Editor ❖ And no one does anything about it! Let's get with the program and BAN smoking on this beautiful campus! people on earth who still does not have a cell phone. So I flagged down a facilities person in a golf cart and he called the Campus Police for me. Shortly after, the Campus Police arrived and, even though he was very nice, there was really nothing he could do for me and said I would need to be towed out. Just then a shiny red Hummer pulled up and three nice young men stepped out and said “Do you need a tow?, I have a rope and we could pull you out.” I was blown away! How cool was that? Just when I needed help someone drives by and commits an act of kindness! They hooked me and told me which way to turn my wheels and pulled me out while the officer stopped traffic. Just like that I was out of that slippery parking space and on my way. I gave a big thank you to the three young men and the officer. Although I am not in the position to give a monetary reward, I am definitely going to pass along their drive-by-act-ofkindness attitude, and the next time I see someone in need of my help I am going to “pay it forward!” I think the media need to give more attention to these acts of kindness instead of all the violence we so often hear about. So that is why I am writing to you, so it can be shown that the UNF students are indeed helpful and kind! Jaye Spurling Program Assistant, Physical Facilities Drive-by act of kindness paints positive portrait of UNF students The Jacksonville news is full of drive-by shootings, but recently I experienced a drive-by act of kindness while visiting the University of North Florida campus. I was on campus looking for a job and did not realize it was the first week of school and that the parking lots would be full. I drove along Alumni Drive looking for a parking space and noticed that many cars were parked along the side of the road in a grassy area along the sidewalk. I normally don’t park where I am not supposed to, but it was the only place on campus to park, so I found a spot and pulled in. About an hour later, when I went to leave, I backed up and my tires kept spinning. I got out and saw that the ground was soft and I spun the grass away. So I got back in and tried to back up again, but at a different angle, and again I kept spinning and then fishtailed into the edge of the woods. So there I sat. I just did not know what to do. Believe it or not, I am one of the last ❖ ❖ Sibyl Robbins Jacksonville resident STUDENT OPINION Raquel Manning, Senior, Journalism it clear that it supported whatever the president decided to do in Iraq. During the Fox News interview, though, Clinton was on the defensive, squirming around like a kid who just got caught stealing a candy bar. It was a side of him I had never seen. He was trying so hard to get the attention off himself. He nervously leaned over in his chair, pointed his finger, and tapped on Wallace's notes in an accusing manner. It looked as though he believed he had been forced to come, then strapped in a chair under interrogation lamps. Don't get me wrong. I do not blame Clinton for the Sept. 11 attacks or anything that bin Laden has done. One person cannot be held responsible for the actions of such a monster as bin Laden. I do, however, have a problem with the fact that Clinton went on national television and claimed that he did more to fight bin Laden than the Bush administration is doing. That is a lie. But even as a child, I knew he was always good at telling those. E-mail Raquel Manning at [email protected]. etters to the editor are encouraged and accepted, L but all letters must include the author’s name as well as the academic classification and major for students, working title and department for faculty members, or company name or home address for people outside of UNF. No anonymous letters will be published. Letters will be verified for authenticity before publication. Letters may be edited for content, grammar, word length and libel. Letters should not exceed 300 words in length. The ideas expressed in letters published in the Spinnaker do not reflect the opinions of Spinnaker staff or the university. Submit letters to [email protected]. Corrections The band Shot Out was referenced as Shout Out in the article “Yung Joc and Chingy bring hip-hop beats to arena.” The photo for the article “More services, hours at medical center,” should have been credited to Melissa Slater. PAGE 4 NEWS WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 RECRUITMENT: biggest in school’s history from page 1 E-mail Matt Coleman at [email protected]. COURTESY OF TYLER YOUNG recruits of any other chapter in the country. The majority of the sorority-related recruitment events were held at the University Center. “All the events had a very positive vibe to them,” Young said. “It was evident that everyone was there for the same reason, to be a part of Greek Life at UNF.” Considering the milestones set this semester by the Panhellenic Council, Young said that it is time for things to progress. “It is more than likely that the Greek Life program should be extended. We are growing like never before.” Amy Kirchner, senior psychology major, vice president of recruiting for the Panhellenic Council and a member of Alpha Chi Omega, contributes this unparalleled growth to the amount of recruiting the sororities have been doing and a new Greek Web site and booklet that have been made available to prospective members. “A number of opportunities were given to students to become involved in sororities including the Greek Luau, recruitment at every freshman orientation and the Week of Welcome,” Kirchner said. “Also, more girls came out to our events and we released fewer girls than last year. These all helped to give UNF the largest recruitment class in the state.” According to Kirchner, each sorority was given a quota of 57 new recruits that must be met. As evidenced by the number of new sorority members, each chapter more than made their quota. “This shows we are ready to grow as a Greek community,” Kirchner said. In response to the increased interest in Greek Life, the university is in talks to bring a new sorority to campus. In a meeting scheduled for Sept. 26, the Panhellenic Council and the four university-sanctioned sororities met to discuss which sorority to bring to UNF. The six prospective sororities are: Alpha Delta Pi, Chi Omega, Delta Delta Delta, Alpha Omicron Pi, Phi Mu and Kappa Kappa Gamma. It will be the first new sorority in three years according to PanHellenic President and junior English major Aimee DeFoor. Each sorority's national chapter will be invited to campus and make presentations about their sorority, after which the existing UNF sororities will vote on which one to bring to campus, she said. The vote may happen this semester or not until the spring. Sororities have been a part of campus life at UNF for 29 years. During the final day of sorority recruitment, new members of Zeta Tau Alpha opened their bid cards and ran across the green to be embraced by their fellow sorority sisters. COAS: council offers increased dialogue from page 1 respective departments to be on the council. “We are looking for people who are interested in asking questions and providing insight to the dean’s office,” Clifford said. “People who care.” Psychology and Sociology Department representative Linda Smith is a senior psychology major and has been on the council since the spring semester. She said she hopes to see the council find ways to engage more people in their majors. “I’m really happy with the progress we’ve made in such a short time,” Smith said. “I hope that we can make things easier for all incoming students in to the college.” At its latest meeting, Sept. 22, the council discussed issues such as why students have to wait until their junior year to transfer to COAS Advising, interdisciplinary offerings like lectures and forums offered by the COAS, and common boundary cours- es, Clifford said. Common boundary courses are two courses taught by two different faculty that contain the same subject or theme, she said. This allows students to become more fully immersed in the subject, she said. Faculty and students alike are excited about the council and the opportunity for communications between the two, said Belinda Delzell, junior English major and English department representative. “I see a great possibility for this council by representing students and any concerns they have,” Delzell said. Clifford agrees, “I think that it will produce some good questions and I’m excited about students being able to get to the dean. A good college wants to know its strengths and its weaknesses.” E-mail Tami Livingston at [email protected]. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 PAGE 5 NEWS ‘Light’ cigarettes come under fire Ambassador Carson speaks on Africa BY ROSS BROOKS CONTRIBUTING WRITER BY RUSS BRITT MARKETWATCH ROBERT PIETRZYK Former United States Ambassador Johnnie Carson spoke in the University Center Sept. 26 on issues concerning the African Nation and its relationship with the U.S. Carson, who once served as the ambassador to Kenya and now serves on the National Intelligence Council as the Senior National Intelligence Officer on Africa, touched on several fundamental reasons for U.S. involvement in Africa. Carson’s chief concern centered around the global war on terrorism, what he called the “most serious national security problem faced in the U.S. today.” He stressed the connection between the attacks of Al-Qaeda on 9/11 and those that took place three years earlier at the American embassies in both Kenya and Tanzania, which killed Americans and Africans alike. Carson also emphasized the “openness” of the African continent, and how he felt that it could easily become a new focus point of terrorist recruitment. Another issue brought up by the Ambassador was that of the alarming number of health issues besetting the African people, the most serious being the HIV/AIDS pandemic. In a nation comprising 10 percent of the entire worlds population, Africa is home to more than 60 percent of the global HIV/AIDS population, according to Carson. Nearly 3,000 people each day die from HIV/AIDS in Africa, and in nine of the most effected states the average life expectancy has dropped below the age of 40, he said. Unfortunately, Carson said, HIV/AIDS is not the only health issue troubling Africa. Over 40 percent of the entire population suffers from malnutrition, 50 percent of Africans don’t have immediate access to hospitals, and nearly 300 million people in Former U.S. Ambassador Johnnie Carson spoke Sept. 26 at the University of North Florida about why African politics are important to the West. He addressed terrorism and AIDS among other things. Africa go without safe drinking water every day, he said. While the Ambassador painted a dire picture of Africa, he also tried to stress the positive steps that the nation as a whole has made in the last few decades. As of 2005, the number of democratic states in Africa has risen from three in 1974 to 11 completely free and democratic nations, with an additional 21 making steps toward total democracy. Carson also noted the steady rise in African Gross Domestic product, which he said rose from 3.8 percent in 2003 to 5.5 percent in 2005. Finally, Carson noted that while positive change is taking place in areas of Africa, the continent can not be expected to do it on its own. He stressed that Americans need to have a “continuing and compelling” interest in the region, and that the best way to do this is by being more aware of what is happening in Africa. E-mail Ross Brooks at [email protected]. AOL building considered for acquisition Purchase could provide more space for administration, classrooms in 2008 BY TAMI LIVINGSTON NEWS EDITOR E-mail Tami Livingston at [email protected]. MELISSA SLATER University of North Florida administrators are in the process of trying to secure funding for the purchase of the former American Online building located behind the university on Kernan Boulevard. Purchase of the 125,000 square foot building, built in 2002 and vacated by AOL in May of this year, would allow the university to relocate some administrative offices to the new space, according to Shari Shuman, vice president of administration and finance at UNF. This would open up new spaces on campus for more classrooms, Shuman said. “There are a list of offices that are under discussion for relocation,” Shuman said. Tentative plans to move the controller’s office and the offices of information technology, purchasing and human resources exist, she said. Along with more space for offices and possibly some classrooms, the purchase would pro- vide 1,200 additional parking spaces, Shuman said. The university is looking into a shuttle to travel between the property and the university, she said. “Many options are under consideration at this time,” Shuman said. While the Florida Board of Governors had recommended to the state legislature to provide funds for UNF to purchase the building, the university may end up buying or leasing the building from a third party, Shuman said. That would happen if a third party purchased the building before the university was able to, she said. “The state legislature will not meet until met again until March or April [of nest year],” Shuman said. “If the funding is approved it would be couple of months after that before we would receive the funds.” The building would most likely open in January of 2008, Shuman said. Some areas are ready to go immediately, she said. University of North Florida administration is looking into acquiring the 125,000 square foot building on Kernan Boulevard formerly occupied by AOL. Wednesday Sept. 27 Thursday Sept. 28 Friday Sept. 29 Saturday Sept. 30 Sunday Oct. 1 Monday Oct. 2 Tuesday Oct. 3 Mostly Sunny Mostly Sunny Mostly Sunny Mostly Sunny Mostly Sunny Mostly Sunny Partly Cloudy 7-DAY FORECAST For updated weather, visit eSpinnaker.com. SOURCE: NOAA 86/62 Rain: 0% 86/64 Rain: 0% 83/62 Rain: 0% 82/64 Rain: 0% 84/65 Rain: 0% 85/67 Rain: 0% 84/66 Rain: 30% A federal judge paved the way for a jury trial against big tobacco Monday, approving a class certification in a “lights” case that charges cigarette makers with racketeering. Jury selection might begin in a Brooklyn courtroom as early as Jan. 22 on the case, which alleges that tobacco firms knew their “light” cigarettes were just as harmful to smokers as regular ones. The ruling means that thousands of smokers who bought “light” cigarettes dating back to 1971 could stand to gain claims from the companies named in the lawsuit. The news sent shares of Dow Jones Industrial Average component Altria Group Inc. down by almost seven percent after Bill Ohlemeyer, Philip Morris’ associate general counsel, said the ruling will cause an inevitable delay of the planned spin-off of its Kraft Foods unit. “Today’s decision is a setback in the sense that it’s not the kind of clarity that one might have expected,” he said in a conference call. Big tobacco has had a string of victories in recent litigation against cigarette makers revolving around public health issues, and it was believed that could pave the way for Altria to spin off Kraft. Now, it appears that could be put on hold. Philip Morris USA, Altria’s cigarette-making unit, said it would seek a “prompt” appellate review of the case. U.S. District Judge Jack Weinstein ruled that the case must be adjudicated, even if the case’s plaintiffs have yet to offer convincing proof of damages against all possible members of the class. Tobacco firms have insisted there is no way plaintiffs can prove damage to an entire class of “light” cigarette smokers. Weinstein said there are holes in both cases. “While evidence of fraud on the class appears to be quite strong - and defendants have been less than candid in insisting that there was no fraud - evidence of the percentage of the class which was defrauded and the amount of economic damages it suffered appears to be quite weak - and plaintiffs have been less than candid in failing to acknowledge that deficiency in their proof,” Weinstein wrote. Wall Street expressed mild concern over the ruling but said it’s unlikely to result in a major blow to the industry, in light of tobacco companies’ vigorous campaigns against such litigation. J.P. Morgan’s Erik Bloomquist said the ruling and subsequent drop in stock prices of tobacco firms represents a buying opportunity, noting that a previous ruling by Weinstein was overturned by the same appellate court that’s likely to hear this case. In addition to Altria, shares of Reynolds American, Vector Group, British American Tobacco and Loew’s Corp., all lost ground. (c) 2006, MarketWatch.com Inc. Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune Information Services. PAGE 6 SPINNAKER Advertisement WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 PAGE 7 NEWS Experimental fuels can save SQUAWK BOX BY DAN GIBBARD CHICAGO TRIBUNE “I don’t want anyone looking at me while I exercise, because you see, I have a@# for days.” — statement made by Joy Wells on Blackboard regarding cameras in the University of North Florida gym COURTESY OF DORREEN DALY Squawk Box Quotes of the Week in no way reflect the opinions of the Spinnaker editors or staff. Submit your Photo of the Week to the Spinnaker Squawk Box by e-mailing it to [email protected] or dropping it by the Spinnaker office in the Robinson Student Center, room 2627. Unwrapped condoms found after frat meeting Sept. 19 - Accidental Injury A UPD officer was dispatched to Building 9, outside the Alumni café, in reference to a sick person. Upon arrival, the officer made contact with the victim, who was holding a paper napkin to her head. The victim advised the officer that she had been standing by the glass wall of the café when she passed out and she didn’t recall anything that happened after passing out. When she awoke, she found that her head was hurting and noticed a bleeding cut on her head. A witness advised the victim that he saw her head hit the glass wall of the café. He assisted the victim to get up and sit down in a chair. Upon examination of the area, the officer found no liquid or wet spots on the floor where the victim fell. The officer contacted rescue services and rescue personnel evaluated the victim on the scene. The victim was advised that the cut on her head was around 2 inches long and required stitches. She was transported to St. Luke’s Hospital. Sept. 22 - Criminal Mischief While on patrol of the Landing, a UPD officer heard a loud banging noise, as if a piece of metal had hit the concrete in the courtyard areas of the Y building. After walking through the courtyard, the officer noticed two male suspects walking north towards the lake behind the Landing. One of the suspects was in possession of a tubular metal pole, which the officer recognized as a part of a picnic table umbrella. The pole had been broken off one of the picnic tables in the courtyard. After being questioned, the suspect holding the pole advised the officer that he had just picked it up and that he had not broken it. The other suspect advised the officer that he told his friend to use the pole to mess with an alligator. The officer was unable to determine who damaged the property. The pole was returned to housing. One of the suspects was referred to student conduct and the other was issued a trespass warning, as he had no affiliation with UNF. Sept. 24 - Damaged Property While on patrol around Buildings 38 and 50, a UPD officer noticed a large television lying on the ground. The televi- sion had been severely damaged and appeared to have been thrown from the fourth floor of Building 38. After running a records check on the television’s serial number, the officer found that the property had not been stolen. Physical Facilities disposed of the television set and surrounding pieces of glass. At a later date, the officer will view videotapes of the fourth level of Building 38 to find more information on the incident. Sept. 24 - Criminal Mischief A UPD officer was dispatched to room 1131 of Building 2 in reference to a report of criminal mischief. Upon arrival, the officer made contact with the complainant, who stated that he was a member of a fraternity that had reserved the aforementioned room for a chapter meeting. When the fraternity members arrived for their meeting, they found that members of another fraternity occupied the room they had reserved. Instead of interrupting, the complainant and his fraternity elected to use the room next door for their meeting. During their meeting, the complainant stated that he and his fellow fraternity members heard yelling coming from the room they had previously reserved. Once the commotion ended, the complainant and his fraternity checked on the room they had reserved. After observing the room, they found the room trashed. Desk tops were broken off the chairs, drywall had gouges knocked into it and the floor was littered with trash including unwrapped condoms. Upon arrival, the officer found no members of the fraternity in question present. The officer recommends the fraternity be referred to student conduct. Compiled by Matt Coleman. Those clever guys who run their cars on fuel made from old French-fry oil are out of luck if they try to gas up at Ed Rich’s restaurant. He’s come up with his own way of turning grease into gold. Last month, in an experiment some experts believe could become an industry standard, Rich began heating the hot water at his Culver’s franchise with a boiler that burns vegetable oil no longer good for giving a golden crunchiness to fries, onion rings and chicken tenders. “My mother’s from Germany, so I’ve seen how they recycle in Europe, and I think we need to do more of that here,” said Rich, who has been serving up ButterBurgers and frozen custard for five years in this town just across the Illinois line. “We have to find a way to become less dependent on foreign oil, and if we all do our part, it can make a difference.” Several alternative-energy experts said that although they had never heard of a similar system, Rich’s idea catches the wave of interest in alternative fuels sparked by the sharp rise in energy costs in the last couple of years. “This is a really nice idea, and in terms of what is called industrial ecology, it’s taking what would otherwise be a low-quality waste product and converting it to productive use,” said Harvey Sachs, director of the buildings program for the American Council for an Energy-Efficient Economy, a Washington-based think tank. Rich got the idea for the system after reading about people who run their cars on biodiesel made from fryer oil. He thought about trying that but wasn’t sure if he would have the range to get from his home near Milwaukee to his dad’s place in La Crosse, on the other end of the state. His thoughts then turned to using the oil to heat water. He did some research, talked to some friends and eventually hooked up with INOV8, a La Crosse company that’s been making boilers that burn waste motor oil for more than 15 years. Like most people, Rich has no clue how much hot water he actually uses, but based on early results on natural-gas use, he figures he can save thousands of dollars a year while eliminating the hassle of storing barrels of old grease behind the restaurant. He has already gotten calls from restaurant owners around the area, he said. “It is a novel idea using biofuels to produce heat to use in your restaurant, but I think if this catches on, it can become standard practice in the industry,” said Matthew Matenaer of Focus on Energy. (c) 2006, Chicago Tribune. Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune Information Services. PAGE 8 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 NEWS In Brief NEWS 2006 Distinguished Professor Award Dr. Theophilus Prousis, a professor in the history department, is being honored with this year’s Distinguished Professor Award Sept. 29 at 10 a.m. in the Lazzara Performance Hall. The award ceremony is being held during Fall Convocation. Prousis, the 29th recipient of the award, is receiving the honor for his 22 years of work at the University of North Florida. The Distinguished Professor award is the highest honor conferred upon any UNF faculty member. The winner is determined by the votes of the faculty. Former U.S. Ambassador to speak on campus Thomas Dodd, former U.S. ambassador to Uruguay and Costa Rica, will be speaking in room 1058-2 of the University Center Oct. 3 at 7:30 p.m. The event is being sponsored in a joint effort by the UNF International Studies Program, the UNF Council of Faculty Fulbright Alumni and the UNF International Center. The lecture is free and open to the public. Dodd’s lecture is titled “The United States and Latin America Today: Adjusting to Nationalism and the Politics of the Left.” Dodd was the U.S. ambassador to Costa Rica from 1997 to 2001 and he was previously the ambassador to the Republic of Uruguay. Students meet and greet Senate candidates The Senate Candidates Forum will be held Oct. 4 from 3-5 p.m. in front of the Brooks College of Health building. The forum is open to all students to inquire about the candidates’ platforms and stances. For more information, contact Elizabeth Rasmussen at (904) 620-2750 or email her at [email protected]. in furthering their education in a wide variety of areas. Topics include culture, computers, current events and many others. For more information, contact Erin Moore from the Division of Continuing Education online at [email protected] or by phone at 620-4260. President Delaney to speak about direction of university Lifelong learners seek to continue education President Delaney will speak Oct. 2 in the Robinson Theater from 3-4 p.m. about UNF’s vision for the future. The speech is a part of the LeadershipUNF class of 2006’s project, LEARNUNF. The LEARNUNF project is comprised of four planned presentations that focus on the master plan of the UNF administration. The speech is free for all and refreshments will be served. For more information contact Pamela Niemczyk online at [email protected] or by phone at 620-2810. Classes and programs at the Lifelong Learning Institute of UNF’s Division of Continuing Education will begin Oct. 17. The events will be held from 10 a.m. until noon and from 1-3 p.m. A three-term membership enrollment costs $85 or $150 per couple. The initiative is for adults over the age of 50 that are interested Russell E. Darden, a member of the Archaeological Society of Virginia, will give a lecture titled “The First Americans” Sep. 27 at Archaeologist to lecture on “The First Americans” 7:30 p.m. in room 1202 of Building 50. Darden will speak about the recent excavations at Cactus Hill, a possible pre-Clovis site in Southeast Virginia. Artifacts unearthed from the site have been found to be 11,000 to 21,000 years old, predating American Indians. Some of the artifacts will be on display during Darden’s lecture. Alpha Chi Omega fights domestic violence Three days of events are being held during the last week of September by Alpha Chi Omega to help the fight against domestic violence. Sepember 28, a presentation based on Kristen’s Story will be held on the Green, followed by a candlelight vigil. Kristen’s Story commemorates an Alpha Chi sorority member who committed suicide after being raped and later breaking up with her boyfriend. The program has been raising student awareness of sexual assault, depression and suicide. A silent auction is being held on Sept. 29, with the proceeds going towards the Hubbard House. The last day of the week, teams of four to five people will compete in a variety of games. The entrance fee is $10 per person. Traveling exhibit now on display The Ghandi, King and Ikeda Legacy of Building Peace traveling exhibit is open and on display in the lobby of the Science and Engineering building, Building 50. The exhibit is located in the lobby and will run through Sunday Oct. 1. The exhibit belongs to the Martin Luther King Jr. International Chapel at Morehouse College in Atlanta. For more information contact the UNF Intercultural Center for PEACE at 620-2475. Office of Undergraduate Academic Enrichment Program moved The UAEP is now located in room 2115 of the new social sciences building. The UAEP provides a variety of programs and services for students that provide transformational learning oppor- tunities. For more information contact Dr. Mary Borg, director of the UAEP at 620-1095. Lecture from gallery artist Sculptor Enzo Torcoletti will discuss his work currently on display in the University Gallery. His exhibition features stone sculptures and drawings done over the past several years. Torcoletti is a professor of art at Flagler College and has been involved with the production, exhibition and commission of sculpture for over 30 years. His lecture will be held in the University Gallery located in the Founder’s Hall, Building 2, Thursday Sept. 28 at 7:30 p.m. University to celebrate Founders Month After opening its doors on Oct. 2, 1972, UNF will be commemorating its 34 year anniversary throughout the entire month of October. During the festivities, titled Founders Month, UNF will celebrate its history by holding a variety of activities, including a peace walk before the unveiling of the Gandhi statue, the dedication of the new Social Sciences building, the announcement of a major donation to UNF, a scrimmage by the Orlando Magic and a performance by the United States Marine band. For more information, contact Joanna Norris, the assistant director of the department of media relations and events, at 620-2102 or e-mail her at [email protected]. Information Technology Services seeking student opinions The office of ITS is looking for ways to improve its services. They would like students’ thoughts and suggestions on campus technology needs. A short survey is available online at http:websurveyor.unf.edu/dll/ 16/its_survey.htm. For questions or more information, contact the ITS Support Center at 620-4357. Compiled by Matt Coleman and Tami Livingston. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 NEWS PAGE 9 Facebook offers political outlet BY ETAN HOROWITZ THE ORLANDO SENTINEL (c) 2006, The Orlando Sentinel. Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune Information Services. JEN QUINN University of Central Florida freshman Michael Kyryliw’s “friends” on the social-networking Web page Facebook know that Kyryliw has a girlfriend, he listens to the Grateful Dead and Jay-Z, and his favorite book is “All Quiet on the Western Front.” Now they know something else about him. He’s supporting Jim Davis for Florida governor in the November elections. The popular online meeting place for college students recently unveiled a new feature that allows users to list the political candidates they support alongside their pet peeves, favorite quotes and goofy or inappropriate pictures of themselves and their friends. The site then takes users’ political preferences, totals them and displays them in a poll that shows the support candidates are getting among Facebook users. The new feature is the latest sign that everyone - from corporations to universities to political candidates - is tapping into social-networking sites such as Facebook and MySpace. And though it might not be popular enough yet to have a major impact on this election, one expert predicts it could become a crucial tool in future campaigns. In some states, political candidates have had young staffers create profiles for the candidates on Facebook to drum up support. “Facebook and MySpace are where the young folks are hanging out,” said Phil Noble, founder of PoliticsOnline, a South Carolina-based company that tracks the use of the Internet in politics. “And any smart politician will be where the young folks are hanging out, to talk to them and get them involved. It was the same thing 30 years ago at the student center and the same thing 40 years ago at the malt shop.” On Tuesday afternoon, Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist had 54 percent of the Facebook vote, while his Democratic opponent Davis had 46 percent of the vote. A little more than 3,000 Facebook users have listed their preference in the governor’s race. But although campaign staffers may be salivating over having polling data about college-age voters, the polls do not mean all of these people will be voting Nov. 7. In fact, some of the users who say they support a Florida candidate do not even live in the state. And there is nothing to stop a die-hard liberal from saying he supports Katherine Harris, the GOP candidate for U.S. Senate, just because he thinks it will make his friends laugh. Noble said the power of the new Facebook tool does not lie in the poll feature, which had its debut last week. “If I was a campaign, I would want to know who those 3,000 people are and how I can communicate with them,” Noble said. “The poll is just bragging rights, and I would rather have the people than the bragging rights.” With a couple of clicks, the site displays the names of all those potential voters for registered users. And just because the conventional wisdom says that college campuses are full of long-haired liberals, conservatives currently rule this cyber-campus. Of the 22 contested Florida races for governor and U.S. Congress, Democrats are winning in five races, while Republicans are ahead in the other 17. Lindsay Nicole Poulos, a 21year-old UCF student, lists support for Katherine Harris, Adam Putnam, Charlie Crist and Gus Bilirakis on her Facebook page. She also lists “Bring Back Reaganomics” and “Banning Guns Makes Them Disappear Like Prohibition Made Alcohol Disappear” as “campaign issues.” So far, Crist seems to have embraced Facebook more than Davis has. A paid campaign staffer created a “Charlie Crist for Governor” Facebook page. The campaign also uses the site to mobilize supporters at college campuses around the state, said Erin Isaac, 28, a spokeswoman for the Crist campaign. Josh Earnest, communications director of the Davis campaign, said the campaign has reached out to young voters through a Web log and online chats with Davis. But Earnest, 31, concedes that when it comes to Facebook, the Web page is “a little foreign to me.” That’s why the Davis campaign is largely leaving the task of spreading the campaign message on social-networking sites to people such as 20-year-old Kylan Johnson of Deltona. A student at Daytona Beach Community College, Johnson interned for Davis this past summer and is a member of Davisfor-governor groups on MySpace and Facebook. “Now college kids are going to groups on MySpace and Facebook for their political information,” Johnson said. “That’s kind of the next generation for political information on the Internet.” The Davis-group page includes a bulletin board where supporters list unflattering news about the opponent, and dates and times for campaign rallies or debate-watching parties. Facebook was launched in 2004 by a group of Harvard University students with the goal of producing something more interesting than the freshman-photo facebooks that some schools produce every year. Since its debut, the site has become a staple of college life throughout the country. It’s a place to look for parties or study partners or simply find out more about a cute classmate. According to the site, there are more than 9 million registered users across 40,000 regional, work, college and high-school networks. When Facebook had its debut, it was limited to users with a valid college e-mail address. It has since expanded to let others register, including high-school students and employees of certain companies. Noble predicts that the use of social-networking sites for political campaigns will eventually become widespread. “The history of new technology is that in one election cycle something will be introduced, and it will be a novelty,” Noble said. “But by the next election cycle, it will be a necessity. Today it is a novelty, but by the next election cycle-the presidential election-it will be a necessity for all the top-level candidates.” The University of North Florida International Center hosted the fall 2006 Study Abroad Fair Thursday on campus. Twenty study abroad programs and third-party programs were represented. Students had the opportunity to learn about distance learning programs in many places around the world. PAGE 10 SPINNAKER Advertisement WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 PAGE 11 BY ZAN GONANO FEATURES EDITOR College is a time of sexual freedom for many students. Certainly, many people come to college with prior sexual experience. However, many freshmen have always lived with their parents, making sex something that happened when parents were away, in the car or in other strange places. New found autonomy and the freedom of having your own domain gives many students the ability to have people sleep over and come and go as they please. This new freedom coupled with other factors is what provides the key to increased sexual activity. Of course, with all things, sex requires responsibility both in having sex and avoiding it when one is not ready. As college is a place where students have newfound freedom, this may lead to actions that one may regret in hindsight. Students must realize that having fun is what everyone wants to do, and the best way to do this is to be careful. Partying and Bars One thing that is stressed, especially to girls, is to be extremely careful when going out. Most girls follow this advice by going out in groups. It is very important when out to always mind one’s drinks sometimes friends’ drinks. All too often, and quite easily, prowling guys can easily do the proverbial “slip” or “spike” that can lead to a nightmare, but a careful, watchful eye can prevent this from happening. If, during your night out, you find someone that you would like to engage in conversation with the thought that something more could happen, then go for it and perhaps it will lead to what you are looking for. Safe Sex Going home with random people that you have just met is not exactly the safest thing in the world, but many people, both guys and girls, continue to do it. If random hook-ups occur and you expect to be going out and possibly going home with someone, you should be prepared. Safe sex is something that cannot be stressed enough, but people still do not always heed the warnings. With infectious diseases, some incurable and life threatening, floating around in the marketplace, the least you can do is have enough respect for yourself and for your partner to use a condom. These things are free, just go to student health and grab as many as you want or hit up the local pharmacy and spend $10. It’s cheaper than the healthcare if you do become infected, and why even take that chance? Many people in college also enter into longterm monogamous relationships, a safer type of sexual relationships. These types of relationships can be rewarding, but again, most people do not know the sexual history of their partners and a test for sexually transmitted infections (no more diseases) should be done, especially if you decide not to use condoms. If condoms are not the desired form of birth control for a monogamous relationship, don’t wing it. The best and safest method of not becoming a parent is for the woman to take or use some form of female birth control, and no, your parents do not have to be informed of your intent to go on birth control. Many forms of birth control exist now and most can be received by going to student health. Traditionally birth control was administered in the form of daily pills; however, drug companies realized that remembering to take a pill everyday could be difficult or cumbersome for some females. Because of this realization, birth control now comes in various forms. One such form is the Nuvaring, a small ring that is placed in the vagina. Another form is the patch that is placed on the skin a week at a time, and yet another is a shot that stops the period altogether for three months. Each of these is equally as successful in guarding from pregnancy if used correctly. Women should talk to their doctors to see what is best for them. Getting Tested Most students are scared to get tested, or do not want to go through the hassle of the procedure, but this is something, especially for people that have had random encounters or a lapse of judgment in the past, that should be done. Testing is not a big deal and can certainly provide a sigh of relief or a course of action depending on the results. Just because you do not show signs or symptoms, this does not mean that you are not infected by something. Many times, the infection may lie dormant for a period of time before showing itself. Tests can be done at any Planned Parenthood in Jacksonville. Appointments can be made at www.plannedparenthood.com. The cost for a standard test is $50, and results generally take a week or so. Enjoying Sex Once you make sure that the sex you take part in is going to be the safest it can be, sex must be enjoyable for both parties. The best way to do this is to get a feel for what you like personally, which may take some self-exploration. No one should be ashamed of selfexploration and often there is no better way to understand your body and how it works. Because sex involves two people and no one can read minds, conversation when getting intimate is something that can drastically improve sex. Conversation and explanation with the other person in the bedroom are the best ways to accomplish this, and communicating with your partner usually ends up in better sex for the night or every time you do it in the future. Telling someone to do something differently or to try something is not disrespectful or weird, and you should not feel bad to say what you want. If you are going to have sex, it should be enjoyable and the only way to accomplish this is to let someone know if he or she is doing something that does not work for you. Physical relationships are something that almost everyone will engage in at one point or another. Some people may choose not to have sex until marriage for religious or personal convictions, and that is fine. With sex comes responsibility, a responsibility to yourself and your partner. Sex is something that should be enjoyable for men and women, and being careful is the best way to enjoy the act. E-mail Zan Gonano at [email protected]. ILLUSTRATION: KYLE LEGETTE, JEN QUINN, MELISSA SLATER AND ROBERT K. PIETRZYK PAGE 12 EXPRESSIONS WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 BY ZAN GONANO BY MIKE PINGREE MCCLATCHY-TRIBUNE NOT THIS ONE, THAT ONE ... NO THAT ONE Six members of one family took out their anger on another family at the parking lot of a soccer field in Sheboygan, Wis., by smashing what they thought was the family car, a Honda Civic, with golf clubs. Then they realized it was the wrong car. So they turned their golf clubs on another Honda Civic. Wrong again. After they bashed the daylights out of yet a third Honda Civic, the cops arrested them. OH, I SEE, PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE A government official in Ichikawa, Japan fondled the breast of a young woman he encountered on the street. After he was arrested, he said, “I did it because I was stressed out.” MA’AM WE’VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS/GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS A woman in Dayton, Ohio, woke up to find her car was missing. The Highway Patrol called and told her the following: The vehicle was stolen by her ex-boyfriend. But her ex-husband spotted him after he got out of it some miles away and took it from him. But then, when the ex-husband’s son was driving it back to her home, he wrecked it on Interstate 70. SEND NUDE PICTURES TO THE WEB - WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Dozens of teenage girls in Tennessee, who allowed graphic pictures of themselves to be taken and posted on a Web site, were shocked when the photographs were circulated on the Internet for all to see. They thought the site they sent the pics to was “secure.” LADIES, PLEASE, THERE’S ENOUGH OF ME TO GO AROUND A young laborer with a physique like the ones you see on beefcake calendars was hired to do construction work at an all-girls school in New Malden, England, to the utter delight of the young ladies who did nothing to hide the fact that they were in a tizzy over him. The headmaster stepped in and fired him for being “too distracting.” BUT THIS SPOILS EVERYTHING, OFFICER An activist wanted to take a formal stand against the legality of cameras that photograph people running red lights in Houston, Texas, so he purposely went through a red light intending to challenge the evidence from the camera being used against him in court. Alas, a cop saw him run the light and arrested him. The camera evidence won’t be necessary. IT WAS JUST ONE MISTAKE AFTER ANOTHER After being arrested for having child pornography on his home computer, a married church vicar in Abdingdon, England, said that he downloaded it by mistake. Police found 119 images on his hard drive. SURE, WHY DON’T YOU DROP OVER AND PICK IT UP? While snatching the purse of an elderly woman in Milan, a robber dropped his cell phone. When he later noticed it was missing, he called the number and made arrangements to pick it up with the man who answered his call. This, of course, was a police officer who was given the phone by the robbery victim. E-mail Mike Pingree at [email protected]. Distributed by McClatchy-Tribune Information Services. FEATURES EDITOR What’s up? Hope you guys are digging the second-ever sex issue this week. Plenty of stuff is going on around town - from comedians to hip-hop, and everything in between - so try to get out and enjoy the scene. Funkateer George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic, his crazy circus-esque backup band take the stage at Freebird Live Sept. 27. Tickets for the show are $25, and doors open at 8 p.m. Clinton was one of the early pioneers of funk and his crazy stage shows and wild music are what made him famous. Though certainly a bit older, he and his band still put on quite a show. Clinton does not sing and dance as much as he used to, but he’s now in his 60s, so give the guy a break. Clinton was the influence of many early hip-hop superstars, such as Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. Also on Sept. 27, hip-hop stars the Roots and Jean Grae play at Plush. Tickets range from $10-$15 and doors open at 8 p.m. Roots drummer ?uestlove has been featured on the “Dave Chapelle Show” in a clip with John Mayer. The show should be quite good. On Saturday night, funnyman Ron White comes to town. White gained fame as part of the Blue Collar Comedy tour alongside Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall. White performs at the Times Union Center. The show begins at 7:30 and tickets are $42.75. Gin Blossoms play Thursday night at Freebird with guests Shawn Mullins and Josh Kelley. Tickets for the show are $20 before Wednesday or $25 on the day of the show. Again, doors open at 8 p.m. but understand that no bands go on at this time. Most start later around 10 p.m. so it’s best to call Freebird to find out times. Friday night at Freebird, the Chris McCarty band plays for a CD release party. Tickets are $8 before the show and $10 the day of the show. Sunday night the ‘90s hip-hop group PM Dawn plays Jack Rabbits. Check www.jackrabbitsonline.com for tickets and times. That’s about it around town this week. Plenty of stuff for everyone of all tastes to do. So get out there and enjoy everything that Jacksonville has to offer in the way of entertainment. E-mail Zan Gonano at [email protected]. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 PAGE 13 EXPRESSIONS Not everyone goes home alone BY JENNA STROM EDITOR IN CHIEF Compiled by Zan Gonano • World’s smallest dicktater. This thing can be boiled up or kept for those really kinky nights alone (or really really kinky nights with someone else). • TLC tugger foreskin restoration device. This bad boy will restore what you lost when the doctor nipped the tip. Why you would want to re-grow that is unknown. ILLUSTRATION: ROBERT K. PIETRZYK Let’s face it: we’re in college. This is the only time we’ll get to openly write about sex and voice our opinions - no matter how unusual they may seem. But one thing’s for sure: sex is not unusual. Many have had it at some point in their lives. It’s a natural thing, a good thing. It’s good for making babies, too. But some people don’t want babies just yet. Not everyone is looking for meaningful monogamous relationships. You know, the kind where you find yourself feeling married, middle-aged and wondering where your youth went. Pretty soon you wake up at 22 and realize you’ve forgotten what a bar smells like or the thrill of flirting with a mysterious stranger. Others would rather fall asleep to the smell of freedom, or to the smell of a smoky bar in their partner’s hair. It may not sound pretty, but with beer goggles at 2 a.m., it sure does look it. It’s the epitome of convenience, most commonly referred to as the “no strings attached,” onenight stand. They can be good. Like sex is for making babies. But that’s one thing that can turn a onenighter into 18 years of diaper changing and college loans. Be sure to use protection. Birth control works and Plan B will soon be available in stores to those over 18, but the easiest thing to do is to stop by Food Lion and pick up some condoms. Some complain about using condoms. But with HPV, HIV and gonorrhea going around like the flu, those shared-pleasure-with-war m-sensations Trojans are probably more appealing than permanent bumps and sores. If you choose to engage in a one-night stand, choose wisely. The more alcohol you consume, the more likely you are to go One-night stands happen, it’s just a fact. Most involve heavy drinking and a night out on the town and end up at someone else’s house alone at the end of the night. When engaging in this kind of behavior it’s best to be careful. home with your brother’s teacher’s 65-year-old dad. They may look good at the time, but once those goggles wear off in the morning and the smoky-gray hair is lying beside you, you might want to rethink your decisions. Sure you won’t ever be waiting by the phone for them to call, or find yourself feeling obligated to make your own phone call, but it’s smart to at least get their last name or add them to your Facebook in case any “surprises” come up in the days to follow. One-night stands might feel fun and vivacious, but there’s always the worry of the ones who have come before you. What if it was your best friend, your roommate, or your ex-boyfriend gone the other way? What if they compare notes with their friends, comparing you with your friends? If this is something that might bother you, it could be better left undone. And are one-nighters really that good? Chances are, you might not even remember the actual act in the morning. Risky sexual behaviors usually happen when alcohol is present, and usually feel too awkward to be done without the presence of alcohol. If these behaviors done while drunk are forgotten in the morning, and they’re not worth doing while sober, does it really make much sense to do them at all? Here’s a solution: find someone you really like, maybe even love. It could be a best friend, or just a friend that you trust. Just make sure you use protection and that you both know what to expect. Higher expectations in these situations may lead to broken hearts. Or better yet—you may find true love. E-mail Jenna Strom at [email protected]. Kama Sutra: sex encyclopedia BY ZAN GONANO FEATURES EDITOR explanations are just that, but also feature information on grooming and definitions of certain acts and positions. The most widely viewed part of Kama Sutra is the commentary and depiction of various sexual positions in this section which many people have seen in ancient art. The positions include some that lead to the intertwining of man and woman, or in some cases people of the same sex, in various peculiar sex positions that in many cases look almost impossible to achieve. The authors show that though the text was written thousands of years ago, very little has changed in the way of sex other than the words used to describe the acts. Though some might find offense in the information of the text, the book was merely a text to educate and inform people and to take the taboo nature out of the very natural act of sexual intercourse. Other sections in the book include how to find a woman and perform a successful courtship that would lead to marriage. It also contains a section on what wives were supposed to do following marriage and then, so no one would be confused, another section on other men’s wives, perhaps explaining to men how to convince married women into extramarital relations. Kama Sutra is an informative and entertaining book. The text is actually not very pornographic in nature due to the way the words translated. It certainly contains plenty of commentary and information on just about any sexual act, as well as courtship, seducing women and the ins and outs of marriage. A translation of the text can be found online at www.bibliomania.com. ILLUSTRATION: JEN QUINN Everyone has heard the words Kama Sutra and has a general idea of what it is, but the ancient artform is a truly enlightened approach to sex. Even in today’s era of sex experts, psychologists and psychiatrists who try to fix broken couples’ sex lives through therapy or some other means, the ancient people from India have already crafted a text to keep couples happy and interested in each other and provide insight into how couples should conduct themselves during physical and emotional interaction. The book hails from ancient India. Strangely enough, historians believe the organizer and main author of the book, Vatsyayana, was celibate. The book actually features information from many people and may have had multiple authors, but he is given the credit for its creation. Vatsyayana lived around the 4th century A.D., and the text, which is not solely about sex, is broken into seven sections. The first section is five chapters and gives a general overview of the text, some insight into love and how couples should act toward each other. The second section is the one that gained the book international interest and includes sex- ual positions and techniques across all spectrums of the physical act. In the second section, chapters range from kissing techniques to oral sex, anal sex, foreplay techniques and everything in between including commentary on biting, scratching and how to become involved with girls from other countries. The E-mail Zan Gonano at [email protected]. • First true vibrating condom ring. Strap on this little number and it’s fun for all parties involved. Not a bad price at $1.99. Just use it once and throw it away. • Image of Jesus Christ in urine well of pregnancy test. Oh yeah, the woman took it out of the wrapper and an image of Christ himself graced the little bugger. She claims she didn’t even pee on it. PAGE 14 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 EXPRESSIONS BY JEANIE CORREA ASSISTANT FEATURES EDITOR The world of dating can be like an amusement park, with highs and lows but pretty fun for the most part, or like the African jungle, full of wild animals ready for the kill and quicksand to pull you into the pits of the earth. And often, just as we’ve grown accustomed to one partner and entered into a comfortable place, we sadly break up and have to start all over again. Days elapse for some, years for others. Like any thing in life that requires a little etiquette knowledge, dating is no different. 1. Maintain good eye contact. Looking around the room screams that you’re not interested, or that you’re a weirdo. 2. Avoid saying “I” as much as possible. Ask questions and listen. Wait for him or her to finish a sentence before you chime in. We all like to be listened to and like the person who listens to us. 3. While it is perfectly OK for the woman to initiate a date these days, traditional values still win out, so guys, go ahead and make the first move. Most girls expect it. But girls, if you are waiting to be asked out by a guy you know to be painfully shy, go ahead and ask him; it may be your only chance! 4. Let the man plan the first date. I know, it sounds like I’m promoting male sexism. But here is your chance, women, to find out what he’s made of. Is he an intuitive partner with the ability to plan, make decisions and carry them out without having to ask you for help? This is a must-know if you think a relationship might develop. The whole “where do you want to go?” “I dunno ... where do you want to go?” mentality offers a clear-as-glass glimpse into your future of joint decision making with this man 5. Who pays? Ouch, this doesn’t seem fair, but it’s the guy – at least on the first date. As the relationship moves forward, the girl really should start sharing in the costs. If you want to pitch in on the first date, girls, let him pay for dinner while you pay the tip. You can pay for things such as parking fees, toll fees, theatre munchies and cover charges. Then he can take care of dinner, theatre entrance and cocktails. It really boils down to what you’re comfortable with. If you girls offer consistently to pay throughout the night, however, and he never refuses, watch out. It may be a good indicator of his future spending habits! Guys, please don’t ask a girl out and then make her pay. It makes for an awkward situation, and you can bet it will be your last date with her! Now, some guys are really hurting for dough. We girls realize this. First impressions, like it or not, can make the difference, so do your best to take her to a classy joint. If it takes you a month to save up the money, so be it. Once the love connection is made, however, tell her that you want to spend as much time as possible with her, but on a lower budget. She will understand. 7. Do you have to have sex? Well, only if you want to. Girls, if you are the forever-grateful type who feels obligated to have sex with him if he spends a lot of money on you, then by all means, go Dutch and pay for your half. Guys, on the same note, don’t ever pressure your date to sleep with you just because you put your hardearned money into the evening. It is very unfair for her. One of the surest ways, however, to get to a woman’s heart – which is directly connected to her sex organs – is to kiss her softly, touch her face and shoulders gently, and smile often. She’ll be stunned and captivated and will want to see more of you very soon. If you’ve just made it to her door and she doesn’t invite you in, turn and leave – after you kiss and say goodbye of course. The fact is, when we marry, it’s usually someone we have dated. So why waste your time on someone who sends up red flags from the beginning. There’s no law that says we will fall in love with only Mr. Right. We have only to look at the divorce rate in this country to see that is not true. So increase your odds of falling in love with your soul mate by being very, very picky in whom you date. Set your standards high, and though it might take a little longer in the hunt, the acquisition will pay off for a lifetime. And if she doesn’t, why give her the time of day? Do you want to marry someone who is likely to overdraw your bank account on a regular basis? Here’s one way to save on a dinner date. Use a coupon, say, buy one get one free. First, call in advance to see if the establishment will honor the coupon, get the name of the person you talked to, tell them yours, and now would even be a good time to make a reservation. This way you don’t have to mention the coupon in front of your date. Just hand it in with the check and your payment. One way to even the paying field is to let the man pay for the first date, and then women, you can have them over for dinner and drinks at your home for the next date. You do the shopping for groceries, the cooking and the serving. Most guys love this environment, because 1) it costs them nothing, 2) it is romantic time spent with you at your home and 3) they get homecooked food! 6. Men, gifts are not required. Sure, a bouquet of fresh flowers is a sweet gesture and will never get you in trouble but, because it’s a first date, the anticipation of the date is usually enough to propel the evening forward. Sadly, there are a few moochers out there who would argue that point, but they’re the kind of high-maintenance girls who, in the name of love, will suck you dry until you’re nothing but an empty shell of a man – devoid of life completely. E-mail Jeanie Correa at [email protected]. Meanwhile, in another part of town... ...Homestead Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder BY HOLLI WELCH SPORTS EDITOR Many people choose to wait until marriage to have sex. Some people go so far as to take an abstinence pledge at www.truelovewaits.com. couples as happy and carefree. The facts show, however, that sometimes people get dirty when they play in the dirt. According to a 2005 study by the Center of Disease Control, birth rates of 20-24-year-olds are on the rise, while Florida is ranked third among the states in the number of births in teens. Abstinence, the only 100 percent effective form of birth control, could take away the unwanted commitment, allowing the true dedication in a relationship to develop. Sex before marriage takes away the design that man and woman fit into so nicely, the design of true love and loyalty. Though seen as the real sign of love, it abolishes the time that love can grow as the relationship gets deeper. Abstinence is the real commitment to the one you truly love. Yes, sex is tough to wait for, without a doubt. But then again, most good things are. E-mail Holli Welch at [email protected]. The Homestead Restaurant offers southern fare with lots of choices. If you’re in the mood for a burger, seafood, or fried chicken, they have you covered. And, once you have been seated the best cornbread you’ve ever tasted is delivered to your table. For lunch, a great starter to enjoy is the fish and chips served with tarter sauce. For the dinner starter, Homestead offers maple bourbon smoked baby back ribs. Prices for lunch appetizers range from $5 to $8 and dinner appetizers range from $4 to $11. For the lighter appetite, some appetizers such as the fish and chips may serve as a meal. However, they do offer a lighter selection. For lunch, the Homestead Cobb chicken salad includes homemade chicken salad served over mixed greens with bacon, eggs, tomato, avocado and Gouda cheese with honey and a lemon and bourbon vinaigrette. The Cobb chicken salad is offered at dinner as well. Prices may vary depending on dinner or lunch. Homestead also has a few sandwiches offered at lunch that range in price from $6 to $9. A couple of the sandwich selections include the barbecue pulled pork sandwich served on Texas toast with tobacco onions and the spicy homie burger which is an 8-ounce flame broiled burger topped with a fried green tomato, shredded lettuce, datil pepper mayo and pepper jack cheese. Yum! If you’re in a seafood mood, try the fresh fish sandwich, which comes grilled or blackened topped with lettuce, tomato and onion. If fried chicken is what you crave, Homestead fried chicken is for you. It comes with your choice of two sides and two pieces of chicken. If you have a light appetite, this meal is great shared and cuts back on expenses. The lunch price is $7.95 and the dinner price is $12.95, but the dinner portion is larger than the lunch size. Even with all the other dishes at Homestead, don’t forget about the seafood. Homestead’s lunch menu has the seafood skillet, which includes fried oysters, shrimp and fish served with fries and slaw for $11.95. For dinner, Homestead’s fried shrimp comes with garlic whipped potatoes, cream peas and homemade slaw for $14.95. On the inside, the restaurant has a bar and an elegant dining area with plenty of seating. You may also sit near the fireplace and feel more at home. Make sure you save room for dessert because Homestead offers peanut butter pie served with chocolate drizzle and whipped crème that hits the spot after stuffing yourself with all the other goodies that the restaurant makes fresh. The friendly staff at Homestead can be reached at 904-249-9660. They are located at 1712 Beach Blvd. E-mail Kim Brown at [email protected]. ZAN GONANO BY KIM BROWN CONTRIBUTING WRITER MELISSA SLATER The desire for a lasting relationship and true commitment may take shape in various forms. Abstinence, the act of refraining from sexual activity, provides the answer to such desire. As studied by the True Love Waits Campaign, a national organization that promotes abstinence among college students, sex outside of marriage can actually hinder a relationship, rather than enhance it. “Those who live together before marriage have a 50 percent higher rate of divorce than even the national average,” quotes the TLW Campaign. “Sleeping together first to ensure compatibility does not necessarily make a marriage stronger. Rather, couples not sexually involved before marriage and faithful during marriage are more satisfied with their current sex life and also with their marriage, compared to those who were involved sexually before their marriage.” This conflicts the theory for many, like those surveyed by the National Study of Adolescent Health, that sex is still reserved for the romantic partner. Of the college students asked, 85 percent viewed their first sexual experience as romantic in nature. Though once the romance ended, the “first experience” became the past and the commitment to the relationship was forgotten. “For virgins, everything will change on the honeymoon,” Tam Stafford, writer for Campus Life Magazine, said. “They will delve into mysteries they have wondered about all their lives. They will unfold those mysteries with the person they love more than any other. For the sexually experienced, however, a honeymoon is merely a nice vacation.” In the media and society, any relationship on display shows sexually active WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 A family member or long-term friend may now wish to explore a controversial change of lifestyles. T r a v e l March 21 - April 20 plans, educational programs or cultural appreciation may all be accented. Provide facts and offer your own unique perspective: detailed home or social changes will require patient determination. After midweek, romantic discussions intensify. Key issues involve broken promises or past commitments. Someone close may this week need to evaluate social and romantic commitments. Past disappointments or unexpected emotional trianApril 21 - May 20 gles now have a powerful influence on key relationships. Avoid private discussions, if possible, and expect others to resolve their own misgivings. Later this week, a recently cancelled business or educational project will demand new attention. Job discussions will this week inspire new business creativity and career interest. Some Geminis, especially those born early in May 21 - June 21 June, will soon adopt revised financial goals and new workplace partnerships. Independent sources of income are highly favored over the next nine weeks: take time to thoroughly research all proposals and options. Pay special attention to the social needs of a relative or friend. Encouragement will help end a cycle of isolation: be expressive. Past friends or colleagues may soon reveal detailed workplace information. Private business methods, hidden deciJune 22 - July 22 sions or complex legal requirements may be at issue. Carefully verify all sources. After Wednesday, mistaken comments or inaccurate estimations may be quickly problematic: trust only proven facts or valid documents. Later this week, a close relative may reveal unexpected career changes or revised investments. Study all details: accuracy is key. PAGE 15 Lasha Seniuk’s Older relatives may this week rely heavily on your ability to inspire group agreement. Social harmony will not be easiJuly 23 - Aug. 22 ly achieved over the next few days but it is vital to the success of long-term commitments or family relations. Encourage shared activities, bold decisions and common goals: words alone will not influence public opinion. New love affairs may need to be postponed: remain cautious. Subtle disagreements between trusted friends will now fade. Wrongful social information may be an underlying theme. Some Virgos may now Aug. 23 - Sept. 22 need to return to old documents and past records to affect meaningful change in key relationships. Don’t neglect important dates, times or schedules. Thursday through Saturday, avoid large purchases or new expenses: loved ones may now expect a shared commitment to long-term home security. Tender moments of affection may soon inspire greater levels of intimacy and trust. Over the next few days, expect subtle Sept. 23 - Oct. 23 suggestions and rare romantic overtures from loved ones. Complex discussions will lead to rekindled sensuality: plan meaningful encounters, if possible, and express sincere opinions or needs. Later this week, a complex business project may be restructured to include new leadership roles. If so, respond with optimism: co-workers will follow your example. New debts, longterm investments or proposed purchases should now be carefully scrutinized. Before midO c t o b e r , Oct. 24 - Nov. 22 financial revisions or added payments are potentially draining. Set a slow pace and exercise caution: this is not the right time to take on increased money responsibilities, expenses or family duties. After Friday, a delicate romantic disagreement may quickly fade. Areas affected are living arrangements, home decisions or family traditions. Over the next few days, group invitations will prove rewarding. Close friends may now initiate highly creative activiNov. 23 - Dec. 21 ties, controversial hobbies or new forms of entertainment. Explore all intriguing options. Many Sagittarians will soon benefit from expanded social awareness and intense emotional challenges. Later this week, workplace errors require careful diplomacy. Private agendas and hidden ambitions are accented. Love affairs and private encounters may be briefly postponed over the next few days. At present, potential lovers and long-term friends may Dec. 22 - Jan. 20 feel vulnerable or emotionally exposed. Remain patient and wait for obvious signals of advancement. In the coming weeks, new emotional commitments will work strongly in your favor. Pay special attention to the social needs of a younger friend or relative. Listen to the subtle observations of close friends or relatives this week. Recent business proposals or workplace revisions, although positive, may need to be steadily verified. Unreliable information, revised Jan. 21 - Feb. 19 policies or strained funding may soon be a source of confusion. Avoid acting as workplace leader or mediator: progress will be slow. Later this week, a new romance may quickly escalate. If so, trust your initial instincts: fast promises will be genuine and deeply felt. Romantic partners may this week ask for increased access to private family decisions. Social expectations and a need for group acceptance Feb. 20 - March 20 will be strongly felt over the next few days. Spend extra time with loved ones and plan unique encounters: your response will be closely scrutinized. After Thursday, dreams and sudden hunches will be vivid. Pay attention to changes affecting longterm relationships. Friends and lovers may soon demand serious commitments: stay. 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Students ages 18-25 are eligible and will receive reimbursement for participation. For more information call Edgar Covil 904-953-2941 or email [email protected] The objective of the game is to fill all the blank squares in a game with the correct numbers. There are three very simple constraints to follow. In a 9 by 9 square Sudoku game: every row of 9 numbers must include all digits 1 through 9 in any order. Every column of 9 numbers must include all digits 1 through 9 in any order. Every 3 by 3 subsection of the 9 by 9 square must include all digits 1 through 9. SUDOKU PAGE 17 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 BY JENNA STROM EDITOR IN CHIEF “I hate to lose more than I like to win.” Losing is not something 28-year-old Courtney Shealy is easily accustomed to - a mindset that is already rubbing off on members of the University of North Florida women’s swim team. It could be the fact that she’s won two Olympic gold medals, competed in both volleyball and swimming at the University of Georgia and won NCAA Co-Female Swimmer of the Year in 2000. Or that she managed to graduate cum laude in 4-and-a-half years. Whatever the reason, the swim team is rising to the occasion of being coached by a former Olympian. Having an Olympic gold medalist on the pool deck has helped the team strive toward a tougher work ethic, senior Chelsea Lewis said. Lewis, this year’s team captain, said she can tell the team, as a whole, is working harder than last year. “Knowing she’s won gold medals and that she’s watching us makes us want to work and push harder,” she said. “She’s a great role model.” Shealy’s accomplishments don’t stop at the pool. Throughout college, she competed in both volleyball and swimming, becoming the first Division I athlete to participate in two sports in the same day. And she spent four years attending swim practice in the mornings and volleyball practice in the afternoons. Now she is exploring careers geared toward the business side of sports and gaining experience coaching college swimming alongside head coach Beth Harrell. “It seems Beth is already rubbing off on her [Courtney],” senior Loran Roycraft said. “She [Courtney] is developing a coaching style similar to Beth, and practices are really becoming intense. The rest of the women’s swim team coaching staff need not be overlooked. Diving coach Melisa Hyams took first in the 3-meter diving event in the 1996 Olympic trials and fourth in the event at the 1996 Olympic games in Atlanta. And Harrell once held American Records in the 200-free relay and 50-butterfly. Shealy said she is looking forward to helping the team achieve best times and develop good team chemistry. But when she’s not coaching, she looks forward to working in the developmental office with Associate A.D. of External Affairs, Rick Granger. Before coming to UNF, Shealy acted as a motivational speaker for NCAA, Coca-Cola and Arby’s. She has spent hundreds of hours speaking to children about hard work and goals. Her drive led to her being the youngest recipient of the Order of the Palmetto, the most prestigious award given to civilians in the state. Shealy is currently engaged to be married and is working on obtaining University of Florida vs. University of Georgia football tickets. Here’s what she has to say about college athletics: What is your advice to college athletes? 1. Dream big and work hard. Success comes with hard work. 2. Play fair. Don’t do drugs, have respect for coaches and teammates. 3. Have fun. You’re only half way there when you set your goals. Have fun getting there. How did you handle competing in two sports in one day? After swimming in the mornings and practicing with the volleyball team in the afternoons, my body just got used to all of the activity. my best it made me competitive. It was in my personality. What is your advice to athletes that feel burnt out? To have a life outside of your sport. Whether it’s a second sport, a club or a church group, it’s important to know other things besides swimming. That’s why so many athletes retire and come back years later. It’s because they don’t know anything else. How did you manage to keep your grades up while playing two sports in college? I went to class and absorbed a lot. I tried to play catch up and stay on top of things. I wrote my papers as soon as they were assigned and studied. What was it like living with your teammate and Olympian Kristy Kowal [silver medalist in the 200-meter breastroke]? We had the same goals and were in the same spot, so we had a good support system. We wouldn’t let each other give up. E-mail Jenna Strom at [email protected]. Where do you get your competitive drive? I think it’s a personality trait. My parents were both athletes in high school, but they didn’t compete in college. They always told me to do my best and didn’t push me. I think because I tried to do YK RZ ET RT BE O :R O N I AT TR IL S LU PI PAGE 18 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 SPORTS Soccer takes first River City Rumble point Sept. 27 Volleyball vs. University of Florida A&M, 7 p.m. Sept. 28 Women's soccer at East Tennessee University, 7 p.m. Sept. 29 Volleyball vs. Bethune Cookman College, 7 p.m. Sept. 30 Cross Country at Auburn Invitational, 10:30 a.m. Volleyball vs. Florida Gulf Coast University, 1 p.m. Women's Soccer at Kennesaw State University, 2 p.m. Men's Soccer vs. Jacksonville University, 5 p.m. Men's Tennis at Palencia Invitational Oct. 1 Men's Tennis at Palencia Invitational BY NATALIE NGUYEN ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR The University of North Florida women’s soccer team took home the first point in the River City Rumble standings against their cross-city rival Jacksonville University. The Ospreys played at JU’s Ashley Sports Complex in front of more than 400 fans which were almost evenly split supporting both teams. The Ospreys won the game 3-1 in the first conference game for both organizations. The Ospreys are now 7-1-0 and 1-0 for the Atlantic Sun Conference and the Dolphins are now 5-4-1 for the season and 0-1 in conference standings. “We got up, and we just got pumped from the beginning,” said freshman forward Caitlin Kovacs. “We both wore matching outfits with shirts that had a “ Kaitlin Swift, Sept. 22 Freshman, Women’s Soccer Volleyball 0, South Dakota State University 3 E-mail Natalie Nguyen at [email protected]. NATALIE NGUYEN “It was awesome to play on their field. It felt great to win the game on their field.” design we created. We also brought pom-poms and noise makers.” This is the second time the Ospreys and Dolphins have met on the field and the first time the Ospreys came away with a win. Last year, during the River City Rumble’s first season, the Dolphins came away with a 2-1 win. “The biggest motivating factor was talking about last year,” said coach Mike Munch, “The team knew that they had to play with more effort in order to win this game.” Fans, family and friends came to fill the stands to capacity to cheer for their respective teams. The Ospreys jumped to a 1-0 lead off a goal from freshman forward Kaitlin Swift. Kovacs later followed up with a goal of her own with an assist from freshman midfielder Courtney Strickland, making the score 2-0 at the half. The Dolphins then tried to rally from behind scoring their own goal in the second half. The Dolphins were organizing their plays better before Swift nailed another goal during a penalty kick. Swift narrowly missed her first career hat trick on yet another shot attempt at the goal in the 83rd minute of play. “It was awesome to play on their field,” said Swift. “There was just a lot of energy that helped us during the game. It just felt great to win the game on their field.” Senior forward Christine Brewer assisted the University of North Florida Ospreys in their 3-1 win against Jacksonville University. The win tallied UNF’s first point toward the Jacksonville River City Rumble, a year-long rival between the cross-town universities. UNF improved its 7-1 season record. In Brief Women's soccer 3, Jacksonville University 1 SPORTS Sept. 23 Volleyball 3, Texas-Pan American University 1 Volleyball 0, Indiana University-Purdue University Fort Wayne 3 Sept. 24 Men's Soccer 1, Longwood University 3 Sept. 26 Golf finishes at Creek Invitational Shoal The University of North Florida men's soccer team will be gearing for inter-city rival Jacksonville University in their first match-up since November of last year. The Ospreys are currently ranked one place higher than the Dolphins in the Atlantic Sun Conference. The Ospreys have a record of 0-1 against the Dolphins since the first year the River City Rumble was created. Both the Ospreys and Dolphins dropped their last game Sept. 24. The Ospreys lost in their home opening game against Longwood University 3-1. Junior goalkeeper Michael Frost has recorded two shut-outs for the season. The game kicks off at 5 p.m. Sept. 30 at the UNF Soccer Stadium. Compiled by Natalie Nguyen. BY ALLI REISS CONTRIBUTING WRITER What do you get when you combine a tennis player from Brazil with a guy who’s favorite quote is “what’s shakin’ young buck?” That’s right, it’s none other than senior tennis player Leonardo Gomes. Tennis has not always been Gomes’s first love, however. “When I was about nine or 10, I was really into soccer and tennis in Brazil. My dad came up to me and said ‘Son, if you want to be good in something, you have to give up one of those sports and take the other one seriously,” Gomes said. “At that time, my dad was really into tennis and it seemed like the smartest decision. I quit soccer, although I still love to play, and started to play tennis every single day.” After Gomes dropped soccer, he soon became quite skilled at tennis and even started to win tournaments. “I won my first state tournament when I was 10 and traveled by myself for the first time when I was 12,” he said. “I took a plane from the northeast of Brazil to the capital Brasilia and I was pretty scared, but at that time I knew I wanted to be a tennis player. Since then, my life has been about hitting that little yellow rounded thing.” This being Gomes’s fourth year here at the University of North Florida, he has had many highlights on and off the court throughout the years. “Inside the tennis court, the highlight of my career for sure was the national title match against the University of West Florida in the ‘04-’05 season,” Gomes said. “Too bad we lost, but we finished the year second in the nation in Division II. Outside the court, I have to say it was meeting all different kinds of people these last three years. I met people from every place you can imagine. After I graduate from North Florida, I can pretty much go anywhere for vacation.” Gomes has also had to deal with various injuries this season but he keeps an optimistic attitude. “I want to finish my last year the best way I can,” said Gomes. “I’ve been having a lot of problems with injuries, but I think if I can overcome that, I can play an unbelievable season. We have a very strong, united, hard working team, and I’m sure we can get anywhere we want.” When Gomes is not hitting that little yellow rounded ball, he enjoys sleeping and resting as much as he can. He also likes to hang out with his friends and girlfriend, listen to good music, go to the beach, eat in good restaurants and watch a comedy movie. If Gomes could describe himself in one word it would be “adapt.” “Since I turned 14, I had to get used to living away from home, away from close friends and all that stuff,” Gomes said. “When I was 18, I moved here and left every member of my family back home. It’s hard to live away from those you love the most. I try to go home twice a year, and every time I go home it’s like I recharge my batteries. It takes some time, but you end up learning. It is something I recommend for everybody to ME DI AR do. If you have the chance to EL AT IO live in another country for NS awhile, do it. You learn so much that you have no idea.” The men’s tennis team plays in Jacksonville Sept. 30 in the Palencia Invitational. E-mail Alli Reiss at [email protected]. Men’s Soccer falls at season home-opener The University of North Florida men’s soccer team faced off against Longwood University Sept. 24, losing 3-1. Sophomore Shareef Rajkumar led the Ospreys, scoring the lone point in the second half. Rajkumar, along with junior teammate Martin Schuhte, led the team in shots, a total of three each for the game. Rugby football club stomps Gators In their first collegiate match of the 2006 season, the University of North Florida rugby football club team defeated the University of Florida, 42-0. This was the Gators’ first match in Division II. They came from a history of Division I. The UNF team will take on Eckerd College Oct. 7 on the UNF Crossings field. Golf begins season with top-10 finish The University of North Florida took 14th place at the Shoal Creek Collegiate Championship Sept. 25 -26. Sophomore Jeff Dennis led the Ospreys finishing in a tie for 7th place among the individual players. Heading into the final day of play, Michael O’Neal sat two shots off the lead, but struggled Tuesday tying for 23rd place. WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006 PAGE 19 SPORTS Scott Schroeder, Golf Head Coach FROM THE CHEAP SEATS Schroeder Ryan Clarke, Freshman, Communications The world’s game needs to heat the fever in the States They call it the “beautiful game” in Brazil, known simply around the world as ’futbol’. It’s a game that tests endurance, toughness, and patience if you’re watching on television. And it’s a game that captured me this summer. I know I just committed high treason to the football/baseball/basketball brotherhood, but I’m going out on a limb, and if any of you so called “football jocks” want to take me on, bring it, because it simply is the “Best Damn Game in the Land.” I have always maintained that the reason that the United States isn’t, and never will be, competitive in world soccer is that our best athletes don’t play the game. Take Terrell Owens, Reggie Bush, Derek Jeter, Mike Modano, Jeff Gordon and Tiger Woods and put them in shin guards, and you’ve got one leather ball juggernaut, begging the question: Why don’t all these stars trade their current professions for the sweat and blood of the soccer field? Simple: There’s no money!! Sure, Freddy Adu landed his big million-dollar deal and some of the top performers make seven figures, but the vast majority of American soccer players are making minimum professional-athlete wage. There are no Saturdays or Sundays reserved for games. Broadcast crews normally consist of two commentators, a cameraman and a couple of interns in the broadcast truck. For Monday night football, ESPN regularly requests in excess of 150 credentials for their broadcast crew. You see the difference? No exposure = no bucks. So, why would Joe Shortstop want to make minimum wage kicking a ball around when he could go land a $20 million deal with the New York Yankees? You see my point now. While watching the United States in this summer’s World Cup, I became convinced that I was watching the Special Olympic squad. 45 Our offense consisted of, well, err...we didn’t really have one. Really, when your only goal comes against Ghana, you’re in trouble. Rife with mistakes, confusion and frustration, the U.S. went home early, and thank God, because it cleared out plenty of air time for some of the most athletic and “beautiful” play I had ever seen. Brazil just made it look so easy. Dribble, dribble, dribble chest it down, head it up, diving saves... wait, this isn’t a sport, it’s an art, the kind of art that Picasso could only dream about. In Brazil, Italy, England and other countries around the world, kids learn to dribble before they can even walk, and after watching Fabio, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, you see that it pays dividends, not only in awards and personal acclaim, but in the checkbook as well. Then there’s the passion that fans exude in support, or in opposition to their favorite teams. Chelsea, Manchester United, Arsenal, Barcelona, Liverpool; all have followings that make your SEC fanbase look like the most conservative altar boys this side of the Atlantic. Disagree? Last time I looked, I didn’t see the multitudes of the Gator Nation burning down the Swamp in response to a loss. Though I must say, if you get about 26 Buckeyes, add a win over Texas and couple of adult beverages, you can get quite a fire going. But aside from the boys in Columbus, there is no way to compare American sports fandom to the passion that exists around the world for soccer. Hands down, it’s the world’s game, and we fans here in America can only watch and wait for the fever to hit the States. Just imagine stadiums across the country, packed with millions of fans, with the losers getting chased out as fast as Zinedane Zidane got tossed for his headbutt. Now that’s beautiful... E-mail Ryan Clarke at [email protected]. ILLUSTRATION: JEN QUINN Jenna Thomas, Volleyball Thomas “Putting a ‘W’ in the win column! This was a soulsearching weekend for many of us, and we faced some pretty stiff competition .” Lisa Potoka, Women’s Soccer Sarah Coghlan, Cross Country Coghlan “Enjoying a much-needed easy day after a hard week of training.” “It was a good field and [Michael O’Neal] had a chance to win a collegiate tournament.” Potoka "We knew we had to get pumped up big time. I don't think we have ever been so pumped to play in the four years that I have been here.” PAGE 20 SPINNAKER Advertisement WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2006