That`s Bouquet By Me!
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That`s Bouquet By Me!
Cover design by the lovely Sarah Baker, from the potato prints of the lovely Vanessa Keith WHEN TO VISIT US AT BAKER’S ACRES - ALEXANDRIA… MARCH Friday, March 21st - Opening Day 9 - 5 Monday through Saturday 10 – 4 Sunday APRIL 9 - 7 Monday through Friday 9 - 6 Saturday and Sunday 10 - 2 Easter Sunday MAY 9 – 8 Monday through Saturday 9 – 6 Sunday 8 pm – 10 pm Saturday 24th ‘Extravaganza’ See page 4 for details 10 – 4 Memorial Day, Monday 26th JUNE 9 – 7 Monday through Friday 9 – 5 Saturday and Sunday JULY 10 – 6 Monday through Friday 10 – 4 Saturday and Sunday Closed July 4th After July 4th: 9 - 4 Monday through Saturday 10 – 4 Saturday and Sunday Hours may vary during this time - Please call ahead. AUGUST 9 - 4 Monday through Saturday 10 – 4 Saturday and Sunday Hours may vary during this time - Please call ahead. SEPTEMBER 9 – 5 Monday through Saturday 10 – 4 Sunday 10 - 2 Labor Day, Monday 1st OCTOBER 9 – 5 Monday through Saturday 10 – 4 Sunday Monday 6th - Close for Season (maybe) NOVEMBER through MARCH Working our fingers to the bone producing plants for 2015 HEAT ALERT When temperatures are 90º or higher, we reserve the right to close and seek out air-conditioning. Be sure to check our Facebook page for events, information, and special offers. Sign up for our email newsletter on @ www.bakersacresgreenhouse.com Two Internet Plant Forums Dave’s Garden (www.davesgarden.com - $15) and GardenWeb (www.gardenweb. com - free) are two very fine Internet sites with tons of information and scores of forums to connect you with gardeners from all over the world including central Ohio. Highly recommended. IN ONE YEAR AND OUT THE OTHER 2013 was a pretty good year, personally speaking. Hope yours was also. Here’s a few interesting tidbits from the last twelve months. In the obituary column, we are sad to report that Chuck Foley, the inventor of the popular game, Twister, passed away at age 82. It was his dying wish that the handles of his coffin be painted different colors and the pallbearers had to spin to see which handle to grab, resulting in many strange and precarious positions. That crazy Chuck! Have you noticed lately that a lot of women, especially morning TV personalities, have been wearing dresses with large blocks of black and another solid color? Is it just me, or do they look like they just stepped off the bridge of the Starship Enterprise? There’s been a lot of talk this past year about the Canadian Tarzans. Apparently a lot of people are upset about this and I don’t blame them. Everyone knows that all the Tarzans have been American, from Johnny Weismüller to Ron Ely. Okay, maybe there was that Frenchman Christopher Lambert later on, but definitely no Canadians. I tried to talk about the Tarzans with my kids but they just tell me it’s time to get a hearing aid. Kids, what do they know?! And don’t get me started on all the school problems caused by the Gum Lobby. Have you looked under those desks? The recent Winter Olympics were pretty exciting and featured the oldest Gold Medal winner ever in skiing, Bodie Miller, at age thirty-eight. Ooh, thirty-eight, that’s really old. I have socks older than that. Speaking of the Olympics, poor Bob Costas was stricken with a raging case of conjunctivitis. A similar thing once happened to Frank Sinatra. For about a three week period in 1962, he was known as Ol’ Pink Eyes. Justin Bieber (a Canadian, no less) was in the news again for making a fool of himself, as was singer Miley Cyrus. There is much speculation by show biz insiders that they are indeed the same person. They are both about the same size, same age, same nut job personality, have basically the same face, and no one can ever remember seeing them in the same room together. At least that’s what I heard on Abscess Hollywood. In a weird carjacking incident in South Africa, three gun-toting men jumped into a car driven by a young woman who then panicked and drove her car backwards, smashing into a brick wall, which just happened to be filled with bees’ nests. This did not amuse the bees, who then proceeded to fly into the car and attack the bad guys. They were last seen running down the road screaming and waving their arms wildly about their heads. All the bees were given little tiny Certificates of Commendation. This year’s new plants are pretty darn cool, if I do say so myself. Perennials include a true perennial everblooming Digitalis called ‘Polka Dot Princess’. The flowers are sterile which results in a very long blooming season and no pesky seedlings. There are two new Dianthus, the sweet smelling ‘Scent First Sugar Plum’ and ‘Scent First Coral Reef’. Again, all summer bloom. For new annuals we have a couple dwarf kangaroo paws, Anigozanthos ‘JoeJoe Orange’ and ‘JoeJoe Yellow’. There is a wonderfully named Caladium, ‘Frog in a Blender’ and much buzz about the annual foxglove, Digiplexis ‘Illumination Rose’. New veggies feature the grafted tomatoes - heirloom varieties grafted on a very hardy, disease resistant root stock. This winter has been a nasty one for sure but it has to end sometime and spring will arrive sooner or later. We’ll be ready for you when it does, count on that. MISSION STATEMENT It is our greatest desire to provide our customers with top quality, well-grown plant material at a fair and honest price. We will strive to provide an unmatched selection of old favorites and underused, hard-to-find items, along with the newest varieties on the market. We will eagerly share our horticultural knowledge gained from years of education and experience. Lastly, we offer all this in a spirit of fun and lightheartedness. SPANISH MISSION STATEMENT Es nuestro mayor deseo el ofrecerle a nuestros clientes una calidad de primera en nuestras plantas a un precio justo y honesto. Nuestra compania hace todo lo possible para proveer a nuestra clientera con una seleccion incomparable de variedades favoritas y no comunes, junto a nuevas variedades en el mercado. Gratamente compartiremos nuestros conocimientos en horticultura obtenidos por una educacion y experiencia con nuestra clientera. Y finalmente ofresemos todo esto en un espiritu de alegria y felicidad. SUSPICION STATEMENT Apparently, we are constantly being monitored for suspicion of illegal activities by the CIA, NSA, FBI, DHS, FCC, MSNBC, IBM, NFL and quite possibly the ASPCA. Someone is probably watching me write this goofy paragraph as well as watching you read it. To know this at least makes me a little more concerned about personal grooming. EMISSION STATEMENT Last year’s elections resulted in copious amounts of gaseous emissions but it was nowhere near the output from our big yellow dog. Please, someone help us! SUBMISSION STATEMENT Our radio ads, our email newsletter, this catalog, and even our greenhouse music are all filled with subliminal messages designed to force you to submit to our will. You will buy plants until your car is full. You will tell all your friends about us. You will think we look like movie stars. Just kidding! We really don’t do that……..or do we? APPARITION STATEMENT Apparition is a fancy word for ghost. That reminds me of the couple who had a ‘Sixth Sense’ open marriage. They were both free to see dead people. INTERMISSION STATEMENT This intermission may be used at any time during the reading of this catalog. Feel free to use the restroom facilities or visit the snack bar for refreshments. When the house lights are dimmed, please return to your seat in a timely manner and resume reading. Thank you, The Management. TITIAN STATEMENT As any good student of art will tell you, Titian was a famous and influential painter from the Italian Renaissance period known for his brilliant use of color. He was a member of the 16th-century Venetian School, often donating his paintings for the PTO fundraising raffles. RE-MISSION STATEMENT The act of certain people redefining ‘Mission Statement’ over and over, ad nauseum. OMISSION STATEMENT Due to space limitations again, this year’s Omission Statement has been omitted. That’s Bouquet By Me! Yes, this is the name of my Cut Flower Business and YES, I can provide you with stunning, oneof-a-kind bouquets for your wedding, special occasion, or any other of life’s rites of passages! YES, I grow all the flowers myself without the use of chemical fertilizers! YES, I have unique varieties you won’t find at the florist, including native Ohio wildflowers! I grow them, cut them, arrange them and deliver them to you! And YES I have more vases and mason jars than one person should ever have that you can use! Call or Email me, Sarah Baker, for more info and pictures....614-7462248 [email protected] TEE SHIRT TUESDAYS For years, folks have wanted to buy our tee shirts. Well, now you can. And if you wear it on a Tuesday in March, April, and May, you’ll get 10% off your purchase. This cannot be used with other discounts or coupons. As of catalog printing time, we don’t yet have a price, but it will be reasonable and well worth the investment – and it’s good for two years. Why, the prestige alone should make you want to get one. THE BIRTHDAY CLUB “You say it’s your birthday. Happy Birthday to you!” We are happy to announce the birth of the Birthday Club. To join, just show us your ID and you are I-N. You must be a member of the species Homo sapiens and at least 18 years of age. No human offspring or pets allowed. We’ll give you a free 4” potted annual of your choice and a treat from the ice cream freezer, pop cooler or our secret stash of goodies. Then the whole staff will gather ‘round, singing an awful non-traditional birthday song, all the while ringing bells and blowing those hideous aerosol air horns. Just kidding about the singing and the horns and stuff. NEW ALBANY FARMERS MARKET Join us at the New Albany Farmers Market on Market Square every Thursday from late June to early September. Great fun and great food! Check our website for exact dates. WHAT IS THIS? What is this thing you’re reading right now? We’ve struggled for years for the right term for our catalog. It’s not actually a catalog, having no prices and no descriptions. It’s too large for a pamphlet. Would that make it a pamph? Is it a brochure...not sure. We could call it a roster but that could foster a sports allusion. If we called it a list we would miss the gist of what it’s all about. Printed matter sounds strange and horticultural compendium is way too stuffy. A booklet implies that it’s almost a book which in turn implies literature, which this certainly is not. I guess we’ll just have to call this ‘The Papery Thing with the Words and Stuff’. That’s got a nice ring to it. TEAM WORK The way we see it, customers and staff are all on the same team and we both have important jobs. YOUR JOBS • Come here with a smile • Wear proper shoes and appropriate clothing • Ask questions so you can be successful gardeners OUR JOBS • Come here with a smile • Wear proper shoes and appropriate clothing (Baker’s Acres shirts) • Answer questions so you can be successful gardeners Hey, wait a minute. These two lists are almost the same. The big difference is you guys get the best parking spaces. PRICES There are no prices in this catalog. That’s because we don’t know what they are yet. Too many factors are yet to be determined in our price making process, not the least of which is the price of oil. How does that affect flowers? Most of our pots and flats are made of plastic, which is made from oil. Many of our starter plants are shipped from points across the nation requiring jet fuel, diesel and gasoline, although we make every effort to buy locally or regionally. With the price of oil high and going up and down, it’s just too hard to set a price at printing time (late February/early March). We will make every effort to keep things within reason and you can be assured that our prices will be very fair while our quality will remain high. We certainly are not out to gouge anyone but we do need to make a profit to stay in business. Otherwise we’d have to go out and get real jobs. TABLE OF CONTENTS Hardy Perennials Shrubbery Annuals and Tropicals in Pots Annuals in Flats Vegetables Herbs The Not Quite All Night Extravaganza Feed Me More Crucial Must-Read Information Funniest Joke Page 1 Page 13 Page 16 Page 33 Page 37 Page 41 Page 4 Page 8 Page 44-46 Page 11 ACANTHUS (Bear’s Breech) ❍-◗, M-WD spinosus ACHILLEA (Yarrow) ❍, WD-D This list includes perennials, ferns, Coronation Gold ornamental grasses, ground covers and Moonshine (Lt. Yellow) alpines. All plants are cold hardy in Zone Saucy Seduction (Rose) 5 except where noted. Even the marginal Strawberry Seduction (Red) plants can be grown successfully with Sunny Seduction (Yellow) the careful selection of just the right site. ACONITUM (Monkshood) ◗, M arendsii (Deep Blue) For example, we had Begonia evansiana AGASTACHE (Hummingbird Mint) ❍, M-WD (Zone 6) growing next to our north side barberii Tutti Frutti (Rose) foundation for 10 years. This is known as Blue Fortune ‘site specific’ hardiness and relies on good Kudos Ambrosia (Orange/Lt. Pink) fortune more than anything else. Navaho Sunset (Bright Orange) The genus name is followed by the Red Fortune (Rosy Red) common name, if any, and the variety AJUGA (Bugle) ◗-● Black Scallop - More Ajuga in Ground Covers name is followed by the flower color or leaf color, if applicable. These plants are ALCEA (Hollyhock) ❍ Black Knight grown in at least one of the following Fiesta Time (Double Cerise Pink) pots unless otherwise noted: Halo Blush 1.01 qt / 957 ml (1 true quart) Halo Cerise 4.0 qt / 3.78 l (1 true gallon) Halo Red & Yellow Queenie Purple This key will help describe the different ALLIUM (Ornamental Onion) ❍-◗, WD Millenium (Rosy Purple) categories. ALCHEMILLA (Lady’s Mantle) ❍-◗, M-WD mollis Thriller (Chartreuse) KEY ALPINES - Rock garden and trough plants ❍ = Full Sun Direct sun for at least six grown in 1.05 pt/ 501 ml pots (4” square). All hours a day. prefer full sun with excellent drainage unless ◗ = Part Shade Direct sun for less than six otherwise noted. hours a day. Achillea ageratifolia ● = Shade No direct sun. Arenaria verna caespitosa Aurea WD = Well drained Armeria caespitosa M = Moist Artemisia Tiny Green VM = Very Moist Campanula bellidifolia B = Bog or wet tolerant Campanula Graham Giant D = Drought tolerant Campanula portenschlagiana Aurea T = Tender Iffy in Zone 5. Usually needs Campanula p. Resholts protection or specific site. Chasmatophyllum masculinum P = Prairie plant Corypantha sulcata W = Woodland plant Cotula minor E = Evergreen Cymbalaria muralis globosa N = Native to North America Delosperma c. Tiffindale Magenta RE = Rebloomer Delosperma Fire Spinner Plants designated 199_ PPY have received Delosperma John Proffit Delosperma Kelaidis the Perennial Plant Association ‘Plant of Delosperma sphalmanthoides the Year Award’ Dianthus Tiny Rubies Draba aizoides Hostas designated 199_AHS have Geranium sanguineum Nanum received the American Hosta Society Globularia cordifolia Globularia tarda ‘Hosta of the Year Award’ Gypsophila aretioides Gypsophila cerastoides Pixie Splash New plants for 2014 in Bold Type. HARDY PERENNIALS 1 HARDY PERENNIALS I don’t like the idea of killing any of God’s creatures, so when I clean my bathroom with Lysol, I dilute it. That way, the germs don’t die, they just stumble around and throw up and stuff. - Chris MacEachen ALPINES – cont. Herniaria Seafoam Hieracium tarda Iberis sempervirens pygmaea Leptinella Platt’s Black Lewisia l. Little Plum Limonium latifolia nana Lysimachia japonica minutissima ❍-◗ Minuartia stellaria Frank Cabot Origanum microphyllum Petrohagia saxifraga Ruschia pulvinaris Sagina subulata ❍-◗-● Satureja spinosa Saxifraga Whitehill Scutellaria diffusa Sedum Cape Blanco Sedum cauticola lidakense Sedum dasyphyllum Himalayan Skies Sedum divergens Sedum hispanica minus Pink Form Sedum Jelly Bean Sedum John Creech Sedum lanceolata N Sedum Voodoo Sempervivella alba Sempervivum pseudo-draba Sempervivum Oddity Sempervivum Pressiane Sempervivum White Ladies Silene acaulis Silene u. Druett’s Variety Stomatium mustellinum Thymus Bressingham Pink Thymus minus Thymus Nutmeg Veronica Georgia Blue Veronica New Century Veronica oltensis Veronica prostrata Dick’s Wine Veronica Waterperry AMSONIA (Bluestar) ❍-◗, M-WD-N Blue Ice hubrictii (Light Blue) - 2011 PPY ANEMONE (Windflower) ❍-◗, M-WD h. Party Dress (Semi-Double Rose) h. Pretty Lady Julia (Double Pink) h. Whirlwind (Double White) sylvestris (White) ANGELICA (Masterwort) ◗, M-WD gigas (Purple) Biennial ANTIRRHINUM (Hardy Snapdragon) ❍-◗ braun-blanquettii (Yellow/White) hispanicum ssp. Roseum (Pink) Always be wary of someone who brings a spoon to a knife fight. That means they’re either crazy or really good at killing people with spoons, both of which you usually want to avoid. - John Gephart AQUILEGIA (Columbine) ❍-◗, M-WD Biedermeier Mix Cameo Blue and White canadensis (Red/Yellow) N-W Clementine Rose Star Crimson Winky Double Red/White ARABIS (Rock Cress) ❍, WD caucasica Variegated (White) Little Treasure (Deep Rose) ARALIA (Spikenard) ◗-●, M-WD c. Sun King (White-Gold Foliage) ARISAEMA (Jack-in-the-Pulpit) ◗-●, M-N-W triphyllum (Green/Purple) ARMERIA (Thrift, Sea Pink) ❍, WD-E Nifty Thrifty (Rose Pink-Var. Foliage) ARTEMISIA (Wormwood) ❍-◗, WD Powis Castle Silver Mound Silverado ARUNCUS (Goatsbeard) ❍-◗, M dioicus (White) ASARUM (Wild Ginger) ●, M-WD-W canadense (Brown) N europaeum (Purple) splendens (Brown) ASCLEPIAS (Butterfly Weed) ❍, WD-P-D-N incarnata Cinderella (Rose Pink) tuberosa (Orange) tuberosa Hello Yellow syriaca (Pink) ASTER ❍, WD Alert (Rosy Red) divaricatus (White) ◗-●, N-W Professor Kippenburg (Blue) Purple Dome Wood’s Light Blue Wood’s Pink ASTILBE (False Spirea) ❍-◗-●, M Bridal Veil (White) Hip Hop (Pink) Montgomery (Red) 2 CERATOSTIGMA (Leadwort) ❍-◗, M-WD plumbaginoides (Blue) CHELONE (Turtlehead) ❍-◗, M-B ASTILBE - cont. lyoni Hot Lips (Rose) Peach Blossom (Pink) CHRYSANTHEMUM (Hardy Mum)❍-◗, M-WD Purple Candles Mammoth Red simplicifolia Sprite (Pink) - 1994 PPY Mammoth Yellow Quill Visions (Raspberry Red) Matchsticks (Red/Yellow) Younique Carmine r. Clara Curtis (Pink) Younique Lilac r. Mary Stoker Younique Silvery Pink CHRYSOGONUM (Golden Star) ❍-◗, M-WD ASTRANTIA (Masterwort) ◗, M-WD virginicum Allen Bush (Yellow) Star of Billions (White) CIMICIFUGA (Cohosh) ◗-●, M-WD-W ANTHEMIS (Marguerite Daisy) ❍, WD Hillside Black Beauty (White) Charme (Gold) racemosa Atropurpurea (White) BAPTISIA (False Indigo) ❍-◗, WD-P CLAYTONIA (Asian Spring Beauty) ●, M-WD australis (Blue) - 2010 PPY virginica (Light Pink) N-W lactea (White) COREOPSIS (Tickseed) ❍, M-WD Solar Flare Prairie Blues (Yellow/Org.) Cosmic Evolution (White/Magenta) Twilight Prairie Blues (Purple/Gold) Cosmic Eye (Yellow/Red Eye) BEGONIA (Hardy Begonia) ◗-●, M-WD-T Crème Brulee (Yellow) evansiana (grandis) (Pink) Galaxy (Double Yellow) sinensis (Light Pink) Golden Sphere (Double Gold) BELAMCANDA (Blackberry Lily) ❍, WD Jethro Tull (Gold) chinensis (Orange/Maroon) Little Sundial (Gold w/eye) BLETILLA (Hardy Orchid) ◗, M-WD-T Moonbeam (Lt. Yellow) striata (Pink) Red Satin BRUNNERA (Siberian Bugloss) ●, M-WD Route 66 (Yellow/Red) macrophylla (Blue) tripteris (Very Tall Yellow) P-N m. Jack Frost (Blue) - 2012 PPY CORYDALIS ◗-●, M-WD m. Looking Glass (Blue) lutea (Yellow) m. King’s Ransom (Blue) ochroleuca (White) CALLIRHOE (Winecups) ❍-◗, WD-P sempervirens (Yellow/Rose) W-N involucrata (Burgundy) CROCOSMIA (Montbretia) ❍, WD CAMPANULA (Bellflower) ❍-◗, M-WD Emily McKenzie (Gold/Red) glomerata Freya (Blue) Lucifer (Red) g. Genti Twisterbell (Blue/White) DELOSPERMA ❍, WD Takion Blue Gold Nuggett CENTAUREA (Cornflower) ❍, WD nubigena Basutoland (Yellow) Amethyst Dream Red Mountain Amethyst in Snow (Blue/White) DELPHINIUM ❍, M-WD Black Sprite (Deep Purple) Belladonna (Lt. Blue) CENTRANTHUS (Valerian) ❍-◗, WD Bellamosum (Dark Blue) ruber (Rose) Blue Butterfly CEPHALRIA (Giant Scabious) ❍, M-WD Blue Lace (Mid Blue) gigantea (Yellow) Cobalt Dreams (Mid Blue) CERASTIUM (Snow in Summer) ❍, M-WD Double Innocence (White) tomentosum (White) Morning Lights (Mid Blue) Pink Punch I just signed my first big contract with Purple Passion H.B.O. !!! It’s a good deal, $79.00 a month DIANTHUS (Pinks) ❍, WD and I get all the movie channels. - Randy b. Wee Willie (Dwarf Mix) Langione Bath's Pink Everlast Burgundy Blush (Deep Red) Firewitch (Magenta) - 2006 PPY Is it a good or bad thing to have a Frosty Fire (Red) breakout session during a dermatology g. Bewitched (Pink) conference? - Brad Simanek HARDY PERENNIALS 3 HARDY PERENNIALS THE ‘NOT QUITE ALL NIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA’ DIANTHUS - cont. g. Spotti (Rose Red/White Spots) Heart Attack (Deep Red) Neon Star (Hot Pink) Sarah (Pink/Ruby) Scent First Coral Reef (Coral/White) Scent First Sugar Plum (Dbl Pink) Starburst (Rose/White) DICENTRA (Bleeding Heart) ◗, M-WD Burning Hearts (Red/White Edge) cucullaria (Dutchman’s Breeches) (White)-N King of Hearts (Red) Luxuriant (Red) spectabilis (Pink) spectabilis alba (White) spectabilis Gold Heart (Pink) spectabilis Valentine (Red) DIGITALIS (Foxglove) ❍-◗-●, M-W-D Candy Mountain (Rose) Biennial Dalmation Purple Biennial Dalmation White Biennial g. Carillon (Cream Yellow) Perennial mertonensis (Rose) Perennial Polkadot Polly (Peach) Perennial Polkadot Princess (Rose) Perennial DODECATHEON (Shooting Stars) ◗-● Aphrodite (Rose Pink) meadia (Pink) M-WD-N-W ECHINACEA (Coneflower) ❍-◗, WD-D-P Big Sky Gemini Pink Big Sky Sunrise Burgundy Fireworks Cheyenne Spirit (Mix) Chiquita (Yellow) Coral Reef (Coral Pompon) Dixie Scarlet Dixie Sun (Yellow) Doubledecker (Doppelganger) (Rose Pink) Ferris Wheel (White Wagon Wheel) Firebird (Pink) Fragrant Angel (Orange) Green Jewel Hope (Soft Pink) Kim’s Knee High (Pink) Magnus (Rose Pink) - 1998 PPY Meteor Yellow Now Cheesier (Golden Yellow) pallida (Pink) paradoxa (Yellow) Pink Poodle (Extra Double Pink) Ruby Giant Tangerine Dream tennesseensis (Deep Pink) N-W Tomato Soup (Red) This year’s Extravaganza, the 97th annual, will be held on Saturday, May 24th from 8 pm until 10 pm, TWO WEEKS LATER than in years past. For those of you who are unaware of this incredible event, it’s a great big party at night in the greenhouse and, since it’s at night and kinda dark, we string loads of lights everywhere and hope the fuses don’t blow, which they sometimes do. The lovely Alexandria Ladies will be serving delicious and nutritious food at absolutely no cost to you or your loved ones. This year’s entertainment will probably feature the musical and vocal stylings of Dave Harris and Jamburger, perhaps the greatest rock and roll band in the history of music... perhaps not, but they are pretty darn good, especially the keyboard player. It all depends on whether Dave’s allergies are acting up. If they are, then another equally fantastic band will perform. You’re probably saying to yourself, “That sounds just like every other ‘Not Quite All Night Extravaganza’ with free food and Jamburger.” But wait, there’s more! All plants are 10% off the regular price. Holy Guacamole! Be sure to mark the date. Does anybody really know if Chicago is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Does anybody really care? - Raygun C, E flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, no minors” Frank Sinatra didn’t want to record the song “My Way”, but his record label forced him to do it. Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver Wendell Holmes 4 Too bad people can’t always be playing music, maybe then there wouldn’t be any more wars. - Margot Benary Isbert GENTIANA (Gentian) ❍-◗, WD Blue Cross GERANIUM (Cranesbill) ❍-◗, M-WD c. Biokovo (Pink) Dragon Heart (Magenta/Black Eye) maculatum (Pink) N Rozanne (Violet Blue) - 2008 PPY s. New Hampshire Purple s. Striatum (Lancastriense) (Pink) Tiny Monster (Purple) GEUM (Avens) ❍-◗, M-WD Blazing Sunset (Double Red) Cocktail Banana Daquiri (Yellow) Koi (Orange) Totally Tangerine (Orange/Red) GRASS – All grasses are grown in 1.21 gal/ 4.6 l pots and prefer ❍, M-WD unless noted otherwise. Many are not available until May. Calamagrostis Overdam Carex Evergold Cortaderia s. Pumila T Festuca Elijah Blue ❍, WD-E Hakenochloa macra All Gold Hakenochloa macra Aureola 2009 PPY ❍-◗ Imperata cylindrica rubra Miscanthus s. Gold Bar Miscanthus s. Gracillimus Miscanthus s. Huron Sunrise Miscanthus s. Little Zebra Miscanthus s. Morning Light Miscanthus s. Purpurascens Muhlenbergia c. Pink Cloud Panicum Heavy Metal ❍-◗, WD Pennisetum a. Hameln Pennisetum o. Karly Rose GROUND COVERS – Grown in 4-packs with each cell containing 6.59 fl oz / 195 ml, total pack 26.36 fl oz / 780 ml. Some can be invasive – use with caution. Ajuga Burgundy Glow ◗-● Convallaria majalis (Lily of the Valley) ❍-◗-● Coronilla varia (Crown Vetch) ❍ Cymbalaria muralis (Kenilworth Ivy) ◗-● Cymbalaria muralis Alba (White) Galium odoratum (Sweet Woodruff) ◗-● Hedera Thorndale (English Ivy) ◗-● Lamiastrum galeobdolon (Dead Nettle) ◗-● Lamiastrum Silver Spangles Lysimachia nummularia Aurea ❍-◗ Mazus reptans ❍-◗ Pachysandra Green Carpet (Spurge) ◗-● Pachysandra Silver Edge Vinca minor (Myrtle) ❍-◗-● GYPSOPHILA (Baby’s Breath) ❍, WD Bristol Fairy (White) compacta Plena (White) Perfecta (White) HARDY PERENNIALS EPIMEDIUM (Barrenwort) ◗-●, M-W Frohnleiten (Yellow) Lilafee (Lilac) Rose Queen ERYNGIUM (Sea Holly) ❍, WD Blue Hobbit ERYTHRONIUM (Trout Lily) ◗-●, M-N-W americanum (Yellow) EUPATORIUM (Joe Pye, Boneset) ❍, M-WD Little Joe (Lavender) m. Gateway (Lavender) Pink Frost (Var. Foliage) EUPHORBIA (Spurge) ❍-◗, M-WD Ascot Rainbow (Variegated Foliage) T Bonfire (Yellow – Maroon Foliage) First Blush (Yellow - Var. Foliage) myrsinites (Yellow) FERNS – All prefer ◗-●, M-WD Cinnamon (Osmunda cinnamomea) Crested Male (Dryopteris Crispa Cristata) Ghost (Athyrium hybrid) Japanese Painted (Ath. n. pictum) 2004 PPY Lady In Red (Athyrium angustum) Ostrich (Matteuccia struthiopteris) Regal Red (Athyrium pictum) Victoria Lady (Athyrium ff. Victoriae) FILIPENDULA (Meadowsweet) ❍-◗, M rubra venusta (Rose) FRAGARIA (Orn. Strawberry) ❍, M-WD Pink Panda (Pink) FUCHSIA (Hardy Fuchsia) ❍-◗, M Cape Horn (Magenta/Purple) GAILLARDIA (Blanket Flower) ❍, WD-D Arizona Apricot Arizona Red Shades Arizona Sun (Orange/Yellow) AAS Fanfare Blaze (Orange) Lucky Wheeler (Red/Orange Fluted) Mesa Bright Bicolor (Red/Gold) Mesa Yellow Oranges and Lemons (Yellow/Orange) GAURA (Wand Flower) ❍-◗, WD, T Gaudi Pink Gaudi Red GAZANIA (Hardy Gazania) ❍, WD Colorado Gold (Yellow) NamaSTAY OFF MY LAWN! - the perfect balance of inner peace and middle aged suburban grumpiness. – Duane Binkley Gravity. It’s not just a good idea. It’s the law. 5 HARDY PERENNIALS SAGE ADVICE HELENIUM (Sneezeweed) ❍-◗, M-WD Salsa (Red Orange) Siesta (Gold) HELIANTHEMUM (Rock Rose) ❍-◗, WD Ben Nevis (Orange/Red) Cerise Queen Wisley Pink Wisley Primrose HELIANTHUS (Sunflower) ❍, WD Happy Days (Yellow) salicifolia (Late Yellow) HELIOPSIS (Sunflower) ❍-◗-●, M-WD Ballerina (Yellow) HELLEBORUS (Lenten Rose) ◗-●, M-WD-E Amethyst Gem (Purple Rose) Jade Tiger (Green/Purple Edges) 2005 PPY Peppermint Ice (Double Pink Picotee) Sparkling Diamond (Double White) HEMEROCALLIS (Daylilies) ❍-◗ Adorable Tiger (Gold/Orange/Red) Baby Moon Cafe(Cream/Purple Eye)RE Cherokee Star (Red/Gold) Erin Lea (Yellow) RE Lyrical Presence (Pink) RE Midnight Raider (Purple/Yellow) RE South Seas (Coral) RE Spellbinder (Gold) Stella D’Oro (Gold) RE HESPERIS (Dame’s Rocket) ◗-●, M-WD-N-W matronalis (Lilac, White) HEUCHERA (Coral Bells) ❍-◗, M-WD Berry Smoothie (Rose) Blackberry Crisp (Dark Purple) Citronelle (White – Chartreuse) Delta Dawn (Orange/Gold Edge) Fire Chief (Rose Red) Firefly (Red) Little Cutie Blondie (Cream-Caramel) Little Cutie Coco (White-Black) Little Cutie Frost (Pink-Silver) Little Cutie Sugar Berry (Pink-Violet) Little Cutie Sweet Tart (Pink-Lime) Midnight Rose (Black - Pink Spotted) Miracle (Brick Red) Obsidian (White – Deep Burgundy) Peppermint (Pink – Mint Green) Plum Pudding (Purple) Rave On (Rose - Silver) Southern Comfort (White - Copper) HEUCHERELLA (Foamy Bells) ❍-◗, WD Buttered Rum (White - Caramel) Dayglow Pink Redstone Falls (White-Copper Red) Solar Power (White – Yellow/Red Spot) Sweet Tea (White - Orange) 6 Shade gardening is like Oreo cookies. Having too much can give you a stomach ache, but having none is cruel and unusual punishment. - Allan Armitage There really are only two rules to composting: 1.) You pile it up, and 2.) You let it rot. - Felder Rushing The success of my garden is built on the compost of my failures. - Jimmy Turner It’s OK to move plants. That’s why God invented shovels. - Tony Avent HIBISCUS (Rose Mallow) ❍-◗, M-B Kopper King (White/Red Eye – Copper) Midnight Marvel (Deep Rose) Turn of the Century (Pink Bicolor) HOSTA (Plantain Lily) ◗-●, M-WD Abiqua Drinking Gourd Alligator Alley Appletini- Miniature August Moon Captain Kirk Carolina Sunshine Climax Cool As A Cucumber Corkscrew- Miniature Curly Fries - Miniature Dancing Queen Denim Jacket - Miniature Diamond Necklace - Miniature Emerald Ruff Cut - Miniature Fall Dazzler - Miniature Gemstone - Miniature Hideout - Miniature Hollywood Lights Humpback Whale Island Breeze Itty Gold - Miniature Ivory Coast Jaws - Miniature June Spirit Justine - Miniature Kaleidochrome - Miniature Komodo Dragon Little Starlet - Miniature Mayflower Moon Mike Shadrak Night Before Christmas Paradise Island KNAUTIA ❍-◗, WD Mars Midget (Ruby Red) Thunder and Lightning (Burg. - Var.) KNIPHOFIA (Red Hot Poker) ❍, WD Flamenco Mix (Red/Orange/Yellow) Lemon Popsicle Orange Vanilla Popsicle (Org/Wht) LAMIUM (Dead Nettle) ◗-●, M-WD Beedham's White (White – Gold) Gold Nuggett (Pink - Gold) Purple Dragon White Nancy LATHYRUS (Hardy Sweet Pea) ❍, WD Red Pearl LAVANDULA (Lavender) ❍, WD!!! Hidcote (Deep Violet Blue) Phenomenal (Blue) Provence (Lavender) LEUCANTHEMUM (Shasta) ❍-◗, M-WD s. Becky (White) 2003 PPY s. Phyllis Smith (White Double) s. Real Glory (White/Yellow Center) s. Real Neat (White Fluted) s. Snow Cap (Dwarf White) s. Sonnenschein (Yellow) LIATRIS (Gayfeather) ❍-◗, WD-P-N Kobold (Purple) LIGULARIA (Ragwort) ◗-●, M-B Britt Marie Crawford (Yellow - Black) The Rocket (Yellow) LILIUM (Lily) ❍-◗, M-WD-N-W Anika (DoubleWhite/Green) Belonica (Double Pink) Cancun (Magenta/Yellow) Elena (Double Rose) Elodie (Double Pink) Fata Morgana (Double Yellow) Star Fighter (Red) Tango Black Spider (White/Burgundy) Tiger Citronelle (Yellow Spotted) Tiger Splendens (Orange) Tiny Dancers (Rose/Lt Pink) Tiny Double You (Double Orange) Tiny Glow (Dwarf Purple Red) Tiny Hope (Dwarf Red) Tiny Orange Sensation (Orange) Tiny Toons (Pink) LINUM (Flax) ❍, WD n. Heavenly Blue Saphyr (Blue) LIRIOPE (Lily Turf) ❍-◗, M-WD-E Big Blue LOBELIA ◗, M-VM c. Queen Victoria (Red) syphilitica (Blue) LYCHNIS (Campion) ❍-◗, WD coronaria (Deep Magenta Red) HARDY PERENNIALS HOSTA - cont. Parhelion Pocket Full of Sunshine Rare Breed Regal Tot - Miniature Royal Wedding Ruffled Mouse Ears - Miniature Tomahawk - Miniature Totally Awe Sum Twist of Lime - Miniature White Wedding - Miniature Wishing Well HYPERICUM (St. John’s Wort) ❍-◗, WD-D calycinum (Yellow) IBERIS (Candytuft) ❍-◗, WD-E Purity (White) IPOMOPSIS (Scarlet Gilia) ❍-◗, WD-N aggregata (Red) IRIS (Bearded and Others) ❍-◗, WD g. Breakers (Mid Blue) g. Picasso Moon (Yellow) pallida Albovariegata (Blue) siberica Butter and Sugar (Yellow/White) s. Caesar’s Brother (Purple) s. Pink Haze (Lavender) KIRENGESHOMA (Waxbells) ◗-●, M palmata (Yellow) MY WIFE My wife found my Bucket List. I can tell because “Swim With Dolphins” has been crossed out and replaced with “Finish Laundry Room.” - Brad Osberg My wife says I’m unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I’m taking her? Hint: It starts with “B” and rhymes with “wallet.” - Brad Hamer I don’t understand it. Despite the childproof cap on all our meds, my wife still got pregnant!! - Mike Ranston My wife always wants to go camping, but I think it’s disrespectful to our ancient ancestors to go back into the wilderness after they put so many centuries into developing safe housing and processed foods. - Paul B. 7 HARDY PERENNIALS LYTHRUM (Purple Loosestrife) Non-Invasive Dropmore Purple ❍-◗, M Morden's Pink MALVA (Mallow) ❍ zebrina (Medium Purple) MERTENSIA (Virginia Bluebells) virginica (Blue) ◗-●, M-WD-N-W MONARDA (Bee Balm) ❍-◗, M-WD Coral Reef (Coral Pink) Fireball (Red) Grand Marshall (Fuchsia) Grand Mum (Pink) Jacob Kline (Red) Purple Rooster MUSA (Hardy Banana – Really) ❍-◗, M-WD-T basjoo (Hardy to at least zero degrees) MYOSOTIS (Forget-Me-Not) ◗-●, M-WD Victoria Blue Victoria Pink NEPETA (Catmint) ❍-◗, M-WD Little Titch (Blue – Gray Foliage) Walker’s Low (Dwarf Blue) - 2007 PPY OENOTHERA (Evening Primrose) ❍-◗, WD Glowing Magenta missouriensis (Yellow) N Siskyou (Pink) OPHIOPOGON (Black Mondo Grass)❍-◗, WD p. Nigrescens (White) OPUNTIA (Prickly Pear) ❍-◗, WD-D-E humifusa (Yellow) humifusa Spineless (Yellow) ORIGANUM (Oregano) ❍-◗, WD Bristol Cross (Magenta/Pink) Hopley's Purple libanoticum (Pink) OSTEOSPERMUM (Sun Daisy) ❍, WD-D Lavender Mist OXALIS (Wood Sorrel) ❍-◗, WD crassipes Rosea (Rose) PACHYSANDRA (Allegheny Spurge) ◗-● procumbens M-WD-W-N PAEONIA (Peony) ❍-◗, M-WD Avalon (Pink/Raspberry) Ave Maria (Cream/Red Highlights) Buckeye Belle (Dark Maroon) Charm (Single Red) Cincinnati (Deep Pink Double) Coral Charm (Coral Semidouble) Double White Itoh Bartzella (Yellow) Itoh Canary Brilliants (Cream/Apricot) Itoh Cora Louise (White/Red) Magenta Moon (Double Magenta) Margaret Clark (Double Fuchsia) Miss America (Double White) 8 ‘FEED ME, SEYMOUR’ In April, May and June we get really hungry and none of us have time to bake so we’re willing to trade food for flowers. Oddly enough, we call this the ‘Food For Flowers’ program. We will gladly issue you $10 in Baker Bucks for one of the following: a cake, a pie, 3 dozen cookies, or a coffee cake. Additionally, food that is actually healthful and non-fattening will be accepted if it doesn’t require heat or cold to keep it that way. Finger food would be helpful. All items must be homemade and you must call for a sign-up date. Please limit your offerings to no more than twice per month to be fair to all. Also, if possible, we would love to have the recipe. We can’t tell you how much joy this brings us even though we have to go through withdrawal in July. I’m not a coffee guy, so I’m never sure what to order at Starbucks. Today I got the Vanilla Blonde Roast, because I really like all three of those separately. - Reid Kerr Chinese Food: $16.72 Gas to Get to Restaurant: $1.94 Getting Home and Realizing They Forgot One of Your Food Containers....... Riceless I won’t be truly impressed with technology until I can download a piece of chocolate cheesecake. If you have a burning desire to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. - Fran Lebowitz The meal is not over when I’m full, the meal is over when I hate myself. - Louis CK My doctor told me I had to stop throwing initmate dinners for four unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields HARDY PERENNIALS DOGS PAEONIA - cont. Mr. Ed (Cream/Pink/Rose Bomb) Pink Firefly (White/Dark Pink) Raspberry Sundae (Pale Pink) s. Hanakisoi (Pink Tree Peony) s. Hoki (Red) PAPAVER (Poppy) ❍-◗, WD Brilliant (Red) Little Patty’s Plum Picotee (Orange/White) Pink Ruffles Royal Wedding (White) PARDANCANDA (Candylily) ❍-◗, M-WD Dazzler (Mix) PENSTEMON (Beardtongue) ❍, WD Dark Towers (Lt. Pink – Dark Foliage) Delft Blue Riding Hood Hot Pink Riding Hood Husker Red (White-Red Foliage) 1996 PPY Pike’s Peak (Purple) Prairie Dusk (Purple) Pretty Petticoats (Deep Purple/White) Red Riding Hood Red Rocks (Rose) Ruby Candles (Red) PEROVSKIA (Russian Sage) ❍, WD atriplicifolia (Blue) 1995 PPY Filigran (Blue) Little Spire (Blue) PERSICARIA (Fleeceflower) ❍-◗, M-WD a. Golden Arrow polymorpha (White) v. Painter’s Palette (Pink) PHLOX ❍-◗-●, M-WD divaricata (Blue) N p. Blue Paradise p. David (White) 2002 PPY p. Glamour Girl (Hot Pink) p. Laura (Purple/White Eye) p. Pixie Miracle Grace (Purple/White) p. Pixie Twinkle (Pink/Dark Pink) p. Red Riding Hood (Rose Red) stolonifera Blue Ridge ◗, M-WD - 1990 PPY s. Home Fires (Pink Ridge) subulata Candy Stripe (White/Pink) s. Coral Eye s. Emerald Blue s. Millstream Daphne (Pink) s. Red Wings (Rose Red) PHYGELIUS (Cape Fuchsia) ❍-◗, M-WD African Queen (Scarlet) PHYSOSTEGIA (Obedient Plant) ❍-◗, M-WD virginica Miss Manners (White) v. Vivid (Pink) We’ve got two and when they’re not out finding something that stinks, they love to hang at the greenhouse. Allie is the crazy little black dog who used to love greeting everyone. Now she’s ancient - going on 15 - and she’s very creaky, sleeps a lot, and refuses to eat the dry crap. She still loves to get in the car and ride to the greenhouse where she spends most of her time napping in the office. She had to have her spleen removed last fall and we thought we would lose her, but she recovered nicely. And then there’s the golden retriever/hound dog mix by the name of Daisy. She’s 11. She doesn’t see very well so she barks at moving shapes, but once she realizes you’re not here to do great harm, she’s just fine. She is very gentle but somewhat leery of strange men. Then again, who isn’t. “I heard somebody define heaven once,” she said, looking at Pearl, “as a place where, when you get there, all the dogs you ever loved run to greet you. ” - Robert Parker The difference between a cat and a dog: One acts like he can’t possibly live without you; the other acts like he would be willing to give it a shot. - Brad Osberg They actually have dog psychologists now. I would try it, but I think if your problems are serious enough, you’d be better off spending the extra cash to talk to a human. - Anthony Myers I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up their own food if they drop it on the floor. 9 Dogs never bite me. Just humans. Marilyn Monroe HARDY PERENNIALS PLATYCODON (Balloon Flower) ❍-◗, M-WD Astra Pink Fuji Blue Sentimental Blue PODOPHYLUM (May Apple) ◗-●, M-WD-W-N peltatum (White) POLEMONIUM (Jacob’s Ladder) ◗, M-WD caeruleum (Blue) N Stairway to Heaven (Lt Blue-Var. Foliage) POLYGONATUM (Solomon’s Seal) ●, M-W humile (White) N multiflorum Variegatum (White) KIDS Lies I’ve Told My 3-Year-Old Child Recently Trees talk to each other at night. All fish are named either Lorna or Jack. Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose. Tiny bears live in drain pipes. If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky. The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago. Everyone knows at least one secret language. When nobody is looking, I can fly. We are all held together by invisible threads. Books get lonely too. Sadness can be eaten. I will always be there. - Raul Gutierrez I was 3 years old when my mom was diagnosed with my sister. – Glen Brewer Playing tricks on little children who don’t know any better is one of the lowest forms of humor, so it’s a good place to start if you’re rusty and need practice. - Mike Cunningham When I’m at Wal-Mart and see all those products that are allegedly made by children, I get depressed. My kids can’t even make their own beds. - Brad Osberg PULMONARIA (Lungwort) ◗-●, M-WD Dark Vader (Blue/Rose) Raspberry Splash (Pink) PULSATILLA (Pasque Flower) ❍-◗, WD v. Papageno Mix RATIBIDA (Mexican Hat) ❍, WD-P columnifera Red RHEUM (Rhubarb) ❍-◗, M-WD Canada Red RODGERSIA (Rodger’s Flower) ◗, M Firework (Pink) pinnata Elegans (Pink) RUDBECKIA (Black Eyed Susan) ❍-◗ Goldsturm (Yellow) 1999 PPY Henry Eilers (Yellow) Herbstsonne (Yellow) Little Goldstar Little Suzy (Dwarf Yellow) maxima (Tall Yellow) N-P RUELLIA (Wild Petunia) ❍, M-WD-W-N humilis (Lavender) RUMEX (Bloody Dock) ❍, M-WD sanguineus ssp. sanguineus (Red Purple) SALVIA (Meadow Sage) ❍, M-WD argentea (Silver foliage) Caradonna (Purple Blue) greggii Ultra Violet May Night (Blue) - 1997 PPY pitcheri (azurea) (Late Blue) Snow Hill (White) SANGUINARIA (Bloodroot) ◗-●, M-WD-W-N canadensis (White) SAPONARIA (Soapwort) ❍, WD ocymoides (Pink) SEDUM (Stonecrop) ❍-◗, WD album Murale (Light Pink) Angelina (Yellow – Gold Foliage) Autumn Charm (Rose-Var. Foliage) Autumn Fire (Bronze Rose) Autumn Joy (Deep Rose) Dragon’s Blood (Rosy Red) Fuldaglut (Pink) Lemon Ball (Yellow-Yellow Foliage) Neon (Magenta) platycladus (Pale Yellow) sieboldii Mediovariegatum (Pink) spurium Tricolor (Rose) Sunsparkler Blue Pearl(Pink-Blue Fol.) Sunsparkler Cherry Tart (Pink - Ch.Red Fol.) Sunsparkler Dazzleberry (Rasp.-Blue Fol.) Sunsparkler Lime Zinger (Pink-Green Fol.) tet. Coral Reef (Pink-Green Foliage) Thundercloud (White) SEMPERVIVUM (Hens And Chicks) ❍, WD-E Allison atroviolaceum Black Prince 10 HARDY PERENNIALS SEMPERVIVUM - cont. Blue Boy Boule de Neige Candy Floss Cobweb Crimson Velvet Edge of Night Georgette Grammens Grenada Grey Dawn Lilac Time Limelight Maria Laach Pacific Green Rose Pacific Hazy Embers Raspberry Ice Red Beauty Rosie Rotmantel Rubikon Sassy Frass Silver Cup Silver Thaw Strawberry Velvet Stuffed Olive tectorum GIFT CERTIFICATES Available year ‘round – just call us. Easy to give and always appreciated. • More personal than cash • More tasteful than glow-in-the-dark underwear • More practical than clothes for your cat SEMPERVIVUM - cont. Unicorn Virgil Webby Flame Zepherin SILENE (Campion) ❍, WD-P-N virginica (Fire Pink) (Red) SILPHIUM (Compass Plant) ❍, WD-P-N laciniatum (Yellow) perfoliatum (Yellow) SISYRINCHIUM (Blue Eyed Grass) ❍, M-WD Lucerne (Blue) SMILACENA (False Solomon’s Seal) ◗-● racemosa (White) M-W-N SOLIDAGO (Goldenrod) ❍-◗, WD-P-N Fireworks (Yellow) Little Lemon (Yellow) SPIGELIA (Indian Pink) ◗, M, W-N, T marilandica (Red/Green) SPIRANTHES (Lady’s Tresses) ◗, M-N I WONDER odorata (White) STACHYS (Betony, Lamb’s Ear) ❍, WD I wonder if hedgehogs ever share the l. Helene von Stein (Purple) hedge. monieri Hummelo (Lavender Rose) STOKESIA (Stoke’s Aster) ❍, WD I wonder if ballerinas were taller, would Honeysong Purple they still stand on their toes? – Scott Schell Peachie’s Pick (Blue) STYLOPHORUM (Wood Poppy) ●, M-W-N I wonder why no one has ever chosen the diphyllum (Yellow) name ‘Pit Stop’ for a brand of deodorant. TANACETUM (Tansy) ❍-◗, WD v. Isla Gold (Golden Foliage) THALICTRUM (Meadow Rue) ◗, M I wonder if the Ohio State School of aquilegiifolium (Lilac) Cosmetology has a curling team. TIARELLA (Mist Flower) ◗-●, M-W Pink Skyrocket I wonder if Oprah Winfrey ever Spring Symphony (Pale Pink) considered marrying Deepak Chopra. TRADESCANTIA (Spiderwort) ❍-◗, M-B Would she keep her name or go with Concord Grape (Purple) Oprah Chopra? Sweet Kate (Purple/Gold Foliage) TRICYRTIS (Toad Lily) ◗-●, M Blue Wonder (Spotted Deep Blue) I wonder, if there is an Arizona Tech, do Golden Festival (Yellow/Bronze Spots) they call their sports teams the Aztecs? Moonlight (Yellow ) I wonder why a group of squids isn’t called TRILLIUM ◗-●, M-WD-N-W erectum (Dark Red) a squad. grandiflorum (White) 11 HARDY PERENNIALS COMMUNITY BULLETIN BOARD TRILLIUM - cont. luteum (Yellow) TROLLIUS (Globeflower) ❍-◗, M New Moon (Light Yellow) Orange Crest UVULARIA (Merry Bells) ◗-●, M-N-W grandiflora (Yellow) VERBASCUM ❍-◗, WD Summer Sorbet (Magenta) VERONICA (Speedwell) ❍-◗, WD Bicolor Explosion (Blue/Pink) Blue Bomb First Love (Pink) Giles van Hees (Pink) Red Fox (Rose Red) Royal Candles (Violet Blue) VIOLA (Violet) ◗-●, WD Black Magic dissecta chaerophylloides (White) koreana Syletta (Light Purple) labradorica (Purple) Rebecca (White/Purple) ZAUSCHNERIA (California Fuchsia) ❍ garrettii Orange Carpet WD-D •HEALTH ALERT The Licking County Department of Health has issued a warning not to purchase the Suture Self Home Surgery Kit. Complications have been reported. • NATIONAL SHOE MONTH The Alexandria Museum is celebrating National Shoe Month with a display of Wade Terwilliger’s great grandfather Wilfred’s orphaned shoe collection. Wilfred always had a keen eye and never missed picking up a stray shoe found lying in the street. In his later years, he became so obsessed that he would sneak onto Mort Wupperman’s porch and abscond with one of Mort’s work boots. As soon as Mort would replace the missing boot, Wilfred would stike again. Try as he might, Mort could never catch him and finally decided just to wear the boots in the house. Thelma would yell at him like crazy, but it saved a lot in new boot costs, so it was worth it. Mort would just turn off his hearing aid. It’s interesting to speculate how Wilfred would react to all the sneakers hanging over the telephone wires these days. PROVERBIALLY SPEAKING For each mouth, a different soup. Portuguese Proverb Those who wish to sing... always find a song. - Swedish Proverb The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. – Chinese Proverb If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry. – African Proverb Change takes but an instant. It’s the resistance to change that can take a lifetime. - Hebrew Proverb Every time one laughs a nail is removed from one’s coffin. - Honduran Proverb We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb 12 ACER (Maple) ❍-◗, M-WD p. Beni Schichihenge ST p. Fireglow ST Shrubbery is a funny sounding word. p. d. Inaba Shidare It rhymes with rubbery and blubbery p. d. Tamukeyama ◗-●, ST but little else, making it a poor topic p. d. Viridis ST for poetry and songwriting. Foliage on AESCULUS (Buckeye, Horsechestnut) ❍-◗-● shrubbery can be rubbery. It can also be glabra (Ohio Buckeye) LT papery, leathery, satiny, prickly and scaly. AMELANCHIER (Serviceberry) ST, ❍-◗, M-N Autumn Brilliance (White) Seldom do you see anyone get blubbery over shrubbery except when some errant AZALEA (Rhododendron actually) S, ◗-●, Acid Gibraltar (Orange) driver misses a curve and takes out Girard Crimson (Rosy Red) their favorite magnolia. The point of all Girard Fuchsia this foolishness is our great selection of Girard Renee Michelle (Pink) shrubbery, which comes in all shapes, Klondyke (Orange) sizes, colors and, textures. We’ve scoured BERBERIS (Barberry) S, ❍, WD the nation to bring you beautiful blooming Bonanza Gold (Yellow Fol.) Helmond Pillar (Burgundy Fol.) woody plants for all seasons, usual and Orange Rocket (Rust Orange Foliage) unusual foliage accents, and even those BLACKBERRY (Rubus) ❍-◗, WD cute little miniatures for rock gardens and Chester (Thornless) garden railways. BLUEBERRY (Vaccinium) ❍, WD Acid While we are proud to grow most Blue Crop of our herbaceous material here at Jersey Baker’s Acres, we grow very few of the Pink Lemonade BUDDLEIA (Butterfly Bush) SS, ❍-◗, WD woody plants that we sell. We rely on Bicolor (Butterscotch/Raspberry) the many excellent nurseries around the Black Knight (Dark Purple) country. Please call ahead when seeking Buzz Magenta a specific or unusual variety to make sure Buzz Sky Blue of availability. Often we are able to find Buzz Velvet the plants you are looking for. We offer a Flutterby Grande Peach Cobbler delivery service for a nominal fee. Please Nanho Blue ask for details. Also, if you need a large Pink Delight Royal Red amount of landscape plants, we will be BUXUS (Boxwood) S, ❍-◗, WD-E glad to give you a special price quote. Green Gem Green Mountain KEY Green Velvet ❍ = Full Sun Direct sun for at least 6 hrs/day CARYOPTERIS (Blue Mist Spirea) SS, ❍, WD ◗ = Part Shade Direct sun less than 6 hrs/day Dark Knight (Dark Blue) ● = Shade No direct sun. CELASTRUS (Bittersweet) V, ❍-◗, N WD = Well drained scandens (Orange Berries) M = Moist CEPHALOTAXUS (Plum Yew)S, ❍-●, WD-E FT = Fruit Tree h. Fastigiata (Gold to Green) SF = Small Fruit CERCIS (Redbud) ST, ❍-◗-●, WD-N S = Shrub c. Forest Pansy (Pink - Dark Foliage) SS = Sub Shrub Dies back - regrows annually CHAENOMELES (Quince) S, ❍-◗, WD ST = Small Tree Double Take Orange Storm LT = Large Tree Double Take Pink Storm V = Vine CHAMAECYPARIS (False Cypress) S E = Evergreen n. Pendula N = Native o. Verdoni p. Gold Mop Pot sizes vary and will be marked accordingly CHIONANTHUS (Fringe Tree) ST, ❍-◗, WD virginicus (White) N BOLD = New varieties for 2014 SHRUBS,VINES AND TREES 13 SHRUBS,VINES AND TREES CLEMATIS V, ❍-◗, M-WD Comtesse de Bouchaud (Pink) Elsa Spaeth (Lavender Blue) Ernest Markham (Red) Gillian Blades (White) Jackmanii (Purple) My Angel (Yellow/Purple)Small Flower Niobe (Red) paniculata (Sweet Autumn-White) Pink Champagne (Pink) Polish Spirit (Purple/Blue) Red Cardinal (Red) Sprinkles (Magenta Striped) Tie Dye (Blue/White Streaked) Tracy Lee (White/Pink Tinge) CLETHRA (Sweet Pepper Bush) S, ❍-◗, M-WD a. Hummingbird (White) a. Ruby Spice (Pink) CORNUS (Dogwood) ◗-●, WD a. W. Stackman (White - Var. Foliage) f. Cherokee Brave (Dark Rose) ST-N f. Rubra (Pink) k. Chinensis (White) COTINUS (Smoke Tree) S-ST, ❍-◗, WD c. Golden Spirit (Yellow-Golden Fol.) c. Royal Purple (Purple-Purple Foliage) EUONYMOUS (Burning Bush) S, ❍-◗, WD-E f. Emerald Gaiety (Variegated) f. Moonshadow (Variegated) FAGUS (Beech) LT, ❍-◗, M-WD s. Tricolor FALLOPIA (Silver Lace Vine) V, ❍-◗, WD aubertii (White) FORSYTHIA S, ❍-◗, WD Golden Peep (Yellow) FOTHERGILLA S, ❍-◗, M-WD g. Blue Shadow (White) This sentence contains exactly threee erors. GRAPE (Vitis actually) V, ❍-◗, WD Concord (Purple) Himrod (White) HIBISCUS (Rose of Sharon) S, ❍, WD s. Fiji (Lt. Pink) HYDRANGEA S, ❍-◗, M-WD arborescens Annabelle (White) m. Blue Cassell (Dark Blue) RE m. Endless Summer (Pink/Blue) RE m. Glowing Embers (Pink) p. Fire and Ice (Cream to Burgundy) p. Pinky Winky (White/Pink) p. Vanilla Strawberry (White to Red) q. Sikes Dwarf (White) q. Snow Queen (White) ILEX (Holly) S, ❍-◗, M-WD-E Acid crenata Sky Pencil m. Blue Prince/Princess Combo JUNIPERUS (Juniper) S, ❍, WD, E h. Mother Lode KALMIA (Mountain Laurel) S, ◗-●, WD-N Minuet (Pink Dwarf) LARIX (Weeping Larch) LT, ❍-◗, M decidua Pendula (Deciduous) LEUCOTHOE (Fetterbush) S, ◗-●, M-WD f. Rainbow (White-Variegated) LYCIUM (Gogi Berry) S, ❍-◗, M-WD Big Lifeberry (Red Fruit) MAGNOLIA ST, ❍-◗, M-WD g. Bracken’s Brown Beauty virgniana (White) N MALUS (Crab Apple) ST, ❍, WD Lollipop (White) PHILADELPHUS ( Mock Orange) S, ❍-◗, WD Snow Dwarf (White) PHYSOCARPUS (Ninebark) S, ❍, WD I WONDER Little Devil (White) PICEA (Spruce) S, LT ❍-◗, WD, E I wonder if stantial is significantly better abies nidiformis (Bird’s Nest) than substantial, which is pretty darn good a. Pendula (Weeping Norway) p. Glauca Globosa (Dwarf) in and of itself. PIERIS (Lily of the Valley Bush) S, ◗-●, WD-E j. Mountain Fire (White) I wonder if it’s rude to throw breath mints RASPBERRY (Rubus) S, ❍ in someone’s mouth while they’re talking. Chester Thornless Heritage (Everbearing Red) I wonder if zombies have their own Willamette (June Bearing Red) version of NPR. And if they do, do they RHODODENDRON S, ◗-●, E Acid have Dismembership Drives to raise funds c. Lee’s Dark Purple c. Nova Zembla (Red) to support programming? I’ll take my English Roseum (Pink) answer off the air. – Duane Binkley Percy Wiseman (Peach/Pink) 14 SHRUBS,VINES AND TREES ROCK GARDEN COLLECTION ❍-◗ These plants stay short or can be kept short for rock & fairy gardens, and garden railways. Berberis t. Bagatelle Berberis t. Helmond Pillar Buxus Green Velvet Buxus s. Variegata Buxus Mont Bruno Chamaecyparis o. Butter Ball Chamaecyparis o. Fernspray Gold Chamaecyparis o. Golden Sprite Chamaecyparis o. Just Dandy Chamaecyparis p. Golden Mop Chamaecyparis p. White Pygmy Chamaecyparis t. Top Point Cotoneaster a. Tom Thumb Ilex c. Sky Pencil Juniperus c. Green Carpet Juniperus h. Mother Lode Juniperus p. Golden Joy Picea a. Jessy Picea g. Elf Picea g. Jean’s Dilly Picea g. Pixie Dust Pinus m. Mops Pinus m. Slowmound Spirea Gold ‘n’ Rubies Thuja o. Zmatlik Thuja p. Whipcord Tsuga c. Jervis ROSA (Rose) S, ❍-◗, M-WD Coral Drift Home Run Pink Home Run Red Knockout Double (Red) Knockout Double Pink Knockout Rainbow Knockout Sunny (Yellow) OSO Easy Paprika (Orange) OSO Easy Strawberry Crush (Pink) Peach Drift Pink Drift Red Drift Sweet Drift (Double Pink) SALIX (Willow) S or T, ❍-◗, M integra Flamingo (Dappled Willow) i. Hakuru Nishiki (Var. Jap. Willow) SAMBUCUS (Elderberry) S, ❍-◗, M-WD nigra Black Lace (Pink) SCHIZOPHRAGMA (Hydrangea Vine) V, ◗-● hydrangeoides Roseum (Pink) SPIREA S, ❍, M-WD j. Magic Carpet (Pink) SYMPHORICARPOS (Snowberry)S,❍-◗, N First Editions Candy (Pink) SYRINGA (Lilac) S, ❍-◗, M-WD m. Pallibin (Lilac) p. Miss Kim (Lilac) vulgaris (Old-fashioned Lilac) THUJA (Arborvitae) S,❍-●, WD, E k. Glauca Prostrata o. Janed Gold o. Mr. Bowling Ball p. Forever Goldy p. Spring Grove TSUGA (Hemlock) ST, ❍-●, M-WD-N-E canadensis VIBURNUM S, ◗-●, M-WD carlesii Cayuga (Fragrant White) juddii (Fragrant White) WEIGELA S, ❍, WD First Edition Rainbow Sensation (Pink) Lemon Ice (Yellow) My Monet (Pink - Variegated Foliage) WISTERIA V, ◗-●, WD macrostachya Aunt Dee (Blue) COMMUNITY BULLETIN BOARD • ALEXANDRIA MALL NEWS Lance Boyle, Assistant Manager of The Alexandria Mall out on the highway, is pleased to announce the addition of these fine new stores. • A Fridge Too Far Used Appliances • Cane You Dig It? Candy Cane Outlet • That’s A-Door-A-Bell Doorbells • Nog, Nog Who’s There Egg Nog Shop • Nothin’ But Notaries • GET OUT THE VOTE Betty Sue Sperber needs your vote. The owner and head beautician down at Turn Your Head and Coif is in the running for a new show called ‘A Star is Shorn’. Contestants consist of beauticians who give new hairdos to the losers of ‘Dancing With The Stars’. The show promises to be very exciting and move at a fast clip. It will air Sunday nights at 8 pm on Ch 78/ WALE and be repeated several times each weekday. Check your listings. To vote for Betty Sue, go to www.starshorn.com/vote. 15 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS This list includes potted annuals, tropical patio plants, houseplants, conservatory specimens, combination components, and hanging baskets in various sized containers. Many of these plants are actually perennial in the tropics but few will take any frost. The genus name is followed by the common name, if any, and the variety name is followed by the flower color or leaf color, if applicable. Pot sizes are as follows: 8.86 fl oz / 262 ml 10 fl oz / 295 ml 1.42 pt / 675.9 ml 1.56 qt / 1.47 l 1.75 qt / 1.66 l 3.69 qt / 3.49 l 3.93 qt / 3.71 l 1.67 gal / 6.32 l My biggest fear is that I will die while recounting my biggest fears. I live in constant fear. ALOCASIA (Elephant Ear) TF amazonica Polly Baby Ray Calidora lutea Malaysian Monster Mayan Mask Morocco Sarian Sting Ray Yucatan Princess Zulu Mask ALONSOA (Mask Flower) Maritana Pink (Variegated Foliage) ALSTROEMERIA (Peruvian Lily) Inca Husky (Peach) Inca Lake (Purple) Inca Lolly (Rosy Red) ALTERNANTHERA (Joseph’s Coat) CP This key will help describe the categories. bettzickiana (SalmonPink/Yellow) Brazilian Red Hots KEY Chinese Afro BU=Tender Bulbs –Don’t forget to dig ’em up Gold CP=Combination Plant - Plays well with others Little Ruby HB=Hanging Basket – Let it all hang out Mai Tai (Green/Yellow/Rose) IB=Indoor Blooming - Windowsill wonders Party Time (Green/Magenta) SU=Succulent – Desert denizens Purple Threadleaf TF=Tropical Foliage – The Jungle Look Yellow Threadleaf TB=Tropical Blooming – Wallflowers…..not! AMARANTHUS (Amaranth) TV=Tropical Vine – Colorful climbers Aurora (Yellow) Unmarked = flowering annuals in pots. Love Lies Bleeding AMICIA (Gotta Pea) Bold Type = New for 2014 zygomeris (Yellow) ANAGALLIS (Pimpernel) ABUTILON (Flowering Maple) Angie Blue Kirsten’s Pink Angie Orange Lucky Lantern Red ANANAS (Pineapple) TF Lucky Lantern Tangerine comosus Golden savitzii (Apricot – Variegated) ANGELONIA (Summer Snapdragon) Souvenir de Bonn – (Orange – Variegated) Angelface Blue striatum (Orange, Yellow) Angelface Dresden Blue ACALYPHA (Copper Leaf) TF Carita Purple Inferno Carita Raspberry Kiluaea Serena Purple Louisiana Red Serena White pendula Chenille Sungelonia Blue Tiki Jungle Cloak Sungelonia Pink Tiki Tahitian Halo ANIGOZANTHOS (Kangaroo Paw) AGASTACHE (Hummingbird Mint) JoeJoe Orange Forever Summer Berry JoeJoe Yellow Forever Summer Tangerine ANISODONTEA (African Mallow) TB capensis Slightly Strawberry 16 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS ANTIGONON (Coral Vine) TV lepotus (Pink) ANTHURIUM (Flamingo Flower) TB plowmanii APTENIA (Iceplant) cordifolia Crystal (Rose - Variegated) cordifolia Rose ARGYRANTHEMUM (Marguerite) Butterfly (Yellow) Madiera Crested Ivory Madiera Crested Merlot Madiera Crested Yellow Madiera Deep Pink Madiera Red Reflection Pink Sassy Red ARTEMISIA (Wormwood) Parfum De Ethiope (Silver Foliage) ASCLEPIAS (Annual Butterfly Weed) curassavica Orange curassavica Yellow physocarpa (White - Large Pods) ASPARAGUS CP meyeri (Foxtail) sprengeri HB ASYSTASIA (Ganges Primrose) g. Variegated g. You’re So Vein BACOPA (Sutera actually) Boutique Tie Dye (White/Lavender) Calypso Jumbo White Imp BASELLA (Malabar Spinach) alba (Purple Berries) BEAUCARNEA (Ponytail Palm) TF recurvata DEFINITIONS spay•strate – verb - To sterilize a pet whose gender is indiscernable. Ex. - We took our goldfish Barry Goldwater to the vet to get spaystrated because it’s the responsible thing to do. boul•der•dash – noun - The act of running away from a rockslide. cash•ew - noun - The sound one makes if they are allergic to money. bro•quet - noun - A bouquet for men consisting of bachelor button, blue thistle and goldenrod. BEGONIAS Dave Morris is responsible for our enormous collection of Begonias. Years ago, he started collecting begonias, and because he’s incapable of making a decision, he just kept every one he came across. As a result, we have way too many, but it’s a collection admired by many a begonia afficianado. We’ve tried thinning it out a bit, and yet new ones keep creeping onto the list. Dave has moved on to another position but the fabulous begonias remain. Thanks, Dave. BEGONIA Most foliage types have small light pink or white flowers. Those known for their flowers are thusly noted with the color. Some are grown for their exceptionally patterned foliage, some for their incredible blooms. IB-TF acetosa Alto Scharff Angel Falls Soft Pink HB Angel Glow Art Hodes Baby Wing Pink HB Baby Wing White HB Bandit barsalouxiae Bethlehem Star Big Bronze Leaf Rose Big Green Leaf Red Black Taffeta Black Truffles Bonfire (Orange) HB Butterscotch Caravan Caribbean Prince Cascade Casper Castaway Cathedral Windows Catherine Too chloroneura Concord (Pink – Dark Foliage) HB Corallina de Lucerna (Pink) Cowardly Lion Dade Dale Kramer Deco Checks Deco Daddy Deco Raspberry Truffle dipetala Doctor Block 17 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS BEGONIA – cont. Dotsy Down Home Dragon Wing Pink HB Dragon Wing Red HB Drama Queen Ebony echinosepala ssp. elongatifolia (White) HB egregia erythrophylla Beefsteak Firewalker Fireworks foliosa var. miniata Frosty (Coral Pink) fuchsioides (Red) fuchsioides Rose Pink gehrtii Golden Glow Golden Lime Golden Swallowtail Gypsy Maiden Hannah Rose heracleifolia nigricans Hiro Immense imperialis Irene Nuss (Hot Pink) Jim Wyrtzen (Pink) Judy Cook listada Little Beaver Little Cleo Little Darling Little Miss Mummey (White) Looking Glass Lopse II Lotusland luxurians macdougallii var. Purpurea maculata Wightii (White) Marley Marmaduke masoniana (Iron Cross) masoniana Tricolor Maurice Amey Midnight Sun Mirage Mocca Deep Orange HB Mocca Pink Shades HB Mocca Scarlet HB A roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please.” BEGONIA – cont. Mocca White HB Mocca Yellow HB Mrs. Ludwig My Special Angel (Pink) Nokomis (Pink) Non Stop Deep Salmon HB Non Stop Orange HB Non Stop Pink HB Non Stop Red HB Non Stop Rose Petticoat Non Stop White Non Stop Yellow HB Non Stop Begonia List (Boy, I’ll say) Orange County paleata Palomar Prince Palomar Whirlwind Passing Storm Peppermint Sabers (Pink) Peter Piper Peter Sharp PHOE #2 Phoe’s Cleo phutoensis Pinafore (Coral Pink) Plover popenoei Red Fred Red Planet Reddington Shores Richmondensis (Pink) HB Richmondensis Alba (White) HB Rieger Batik (Orange) Rieger Blitz (Yellow) Rieger Carneval Orange/Yellow) Rieger Janny Fringed (Apricot) Rieger Netja Dark (Pink) Rieger Polly (Red/White) Rieger Red Baron Royal Lustre San Miguel Selover Selph’s Mahogany Silver Queen sizemoreae Small Change Snoopy Snow Capped (Rose Red) HB Snow Palace Solenia Dark Pink Solenia Light Pink Solenia Light Yellow Solenia Orange Solenia Salmon Coral Solenia Velvet Red soli-mutata 18 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS BEGONIAS - cont. Sophie Cecile (Pink) Stonewall Summerwings White Susie’s Curl Tom Ment (Salmon) HB U304 U388 U400 U484 Sport U508 Unstoppable Upright Fire Unstoppable Upright White Waterfall Rainbow Falls HB Waterfall Encanto Orange HB Waterfall Victoria Falls HB Whirlwind BIDENS (Beggar’s Tick) HB Kanon Orange Drop (Orange/Yellow) Marietta (Yellow) BOUGAINVILLEA (Paper Flower) TB Barbara Karst (Fuchsia) Imperial Delight (Pink) Lady Baring (Gold) Miss Pixie (Dwarf Pink - Var. Foliage) Raspberry Ice (Raspberry - Var. Foliage) Purple Queen BOUVARDIA (Trompetilla) ternifolia (Orange) BRACHYSCOME (Swan River Daisy) Surdaisy Mauve BRACTEANTHA (Strawflower) Helica Dark Red Helica Purple Imp. BROMELIADS Assorted TB Aechmea Cryptanthus Guzmania Neoregelia Vriesia BRUGMANSIA (Angel’s Trumpet) TB Betty Marshall (White) Creamsicle (Lt. Apricot Double) Inca Sun (Yellow) Isabella (Pink) Maya (Soft Orange - Var. Foliage) Native Habitat (Double Peach) BULBINE (Snake Flower) frutescens Hallmark (Orange) CALADIUM BU Candidum (White) Cherry Tart (Hot Pink) Florida Cardinal (Red) Florida Sweetheart (Pink) Frog in a Blender (Green Swirls) COMMUNITY BULLETIN BOARD • BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT The Gotcha Covered Upholstery Shop is having a two for one sale, according to owner Marge Fenstermaker. She will recover any two items in Naugahyde for the price of one. Marge also wants to remind everyone that “upholstery” should be pronounced “you-foal-ster-ee” As Marge says, “Hello? Look how it’s spelled!” She’s nice but she’s a very odd woman. CALADIUM - cont. Garden White (White/Green) Gingerland (White/Red/Green) Miss Muffet (White/Red/Green) Moonlight (White) Pink Beauty (Pink) Postman Joyner (Red) White Queen (White/Red) CALENDULA (Pot Marigold) Sky Fire (Bright Yellow) CALIBRACHOA (Trailing Petunia) HB Callie Deep Yellow Callie Light Blue Callie Peach Callie Star Coral Callie White Lindura Dark Blue Lindura Neon Lindura Pink Lindura Red Lindura White Yellow Heart Million Bells Crackling Fire Million Bells Trailing White Million Bells Trailing Yellow 19 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS CALIBRACHOA - cont. Mini Famous Double Blue Mini Famous Double Deep Yellow Mini Famous Double Pink Vein Mini Famous Double Red Mini Famous Double Rose Vein Noa Yellow Superbells Cherry Star Superbells Coralberry Punch Superbells Grape Punch Superbells Lemon Slice Superbells Pomegranate Punch Superbells Yellow Chiffon Voodoo (Yellow/Pink Spotted) CALLISIA (Inch Plant) TF-CP-HB elegans repens repens Bianca (Variegated) CALOCEPHALUS (Pipe Cleaner Plant) CP brownii CANNA (Canna Lily) BU-TF-TB Australia (Fiery Red – Dark Foliage) Cleopatra (Red/Yellow) Firebird (Red-Green Foliage) Praetoria (Striped Orange) Tenerife (Yellow/Orange) Wyoming (Orange) CAREX (Ornamental Sedge) CP Amazon Mist (Silver) Red Rooster (Orange) CARNATION (Dianthus) Super Trouper Pink/White Super Trouper Scarlet Red CELOSIA (Cockscomb) Comfort (Rosy Purple) CENTAUREA (Dusty Miller) CP gymnocarpa (Colchester White) CERINTHE (Honeywort) Kiwi (Blue) CESTRUM (Night Blooming Jasmine) nocturnum (Light Yellow) CHIRITA (Hindustan Gentian) Moonwalker (Dark Blue) CHLOROPHYTUM (Spider Plant) HB c. Bonnie c. Reverse CISSUS (Grape Ivy) HB-TV-TF discolor (Rex Begonia Vine) Ellen Danica CLEOME (Spider Flower) HB-TF Clio (Magenta) Spirit Appleblossom Spirit Frost (White) CLERODENDRUM (Glory Bower) TF thompsonii (White/Red) CLERODENDRUM - cont. ugandense (Blue) CODIAEUM (Croton) TF Dreadlocks Gold Dust King of Siam Magnificent Mammey Mrs. Robinson Petra Zanzibar THOSE WACKY COLEUS Coleus are the Hawaiian shirts of the plant world. They are those gaudy little plants with the multicolored leaves that you remember from visiting your grandmother’s house and they seem to come in and out of favor. Currently they are popular, mostly because they can be used just about anywhere and provide an anchor of color and/or texture in beds and containers. They shine as either the stars or the supporting players in garden combos. Several years ago they changed the name to Solenostemon, and just recently to Plectranthus, but in a blatant act of taxonomic defiance, we refuse to call them anything but Coleus. Our collection of named varieties is far beyond the bounds of sanity at about 150, give or take 20 or 30. The sad thing is, people keep bringing us new ones. Even sadder is the fact that we keep coming up with new ones of our own. Recently, a fun new flower brand, Hort Couture, picked several of our varieties to feature in their new line of coleus distributed nationally. This year, Stained Glassworks, another national brand, chose our ‘Stu Jr.’ to add to its line. They have renamed it ‘Raspberry Tart’. And if ya think that’s somethin’, how about this. Baker’s Acres is featured in the book by Ray Rogers, ‘Coleus - Rainbow Foliage for Containers and Gardens’, available at fine bookstores everywhere. We think we’re pretty hotsytotsy now. The following varieties marked with an asterisk are Baker’s Acres originals. 20 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS COLEUS Alabama Sunset Anna Annabelle Apocalypse Beaujolais Nouveau Between The Lines* Big Bob* Big Chief Big Enchilada* Big Red Big Red Judy Bipolar Bigolly Black Cherry Ribbons Blackberry Waffle Blusher Brazilian Carnival Bronze Pagoda Brooklyn Horror Brownie Points* Butter Cream Butter Cutter Caesar Cantigny Royale Caracas Carm’s Charm* Chantilly Cheap Frills* Christmas Candy Chuluotta Colleen Copper Glow Cranberry Sun Creamy Dreamy Dancing Gypsy* Dappled Apple* Dark Star Defiance Definitely Different Dipt in Wine Doctor Wu* Duckfoot Duke of Swirl* El Supremo* Electric Lime Elfers Emerald and Snow Fantastik Felix Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz COLEUS – cont. Filigree Fingerpaint Fishnet Stockings Flirtin’ Skirts Freckles Frizzy Yellow Garnet Robe Gay’s Delight Glennis Glory Gnash Rambler* HB Gold Brocade Gold Giant Gold Lace Gold Pagoda Grape Expectations* Green Earrings* Henna Hubba Hubba* Illumination India Frills Inky Fingers HB Inky Pink Japanese Giant Juicy Lucy* Keystone Kopper Kiwi Fern Large Marge* Lenny* Little Twister Live Wire* Lord Voldemort Madalyn Marcellus* Mariposa Merlin’s Magic Meteor Midnight Rambler* Mighty Mighty* Mint Mocha Mocha Mint* Morning After* Mr. Wonderful Mrs. Harding Night and Day* Ochre Dokey* Odalisque Oxblood Pele Penney Peter’s Wonder Piñata Pineapple Queen Pink Chaos Pink Elephant* Plum Frost 21 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS COLEUS - cont. Razzle Dazzle Red Elephant* Religious Radish Religious Rutabaga Riff Raff* Riverstreet Black Riverstreet Pink Roaring Fire Saturn Scuttlebutt* Sedona Shiny Shoes (aka Black Patent Leather) Shocking Pink Sky Fire Smallwood’s Driveway HB Songbird Sorcerer* Sparkler Splish Splash Squiggy* St. Charles Stella Pink Stormy Weather Stu Jr* Stunning Super Duckfoot Swallowtail Swinging Linda HB Tabasco Tell Tale Heart HB The Line Thumbelina Tiger Lily Tilt-a-Whirl Tiny Toes Tooth or Consequences* Trailer Park Princess* Trailing Queen HB Trailing Rose Trusty Rusty Under the Sea Bonefish Under the Sea Electric Coral Under the Sea Gold Anemone Under the Sea Hermit Crab Violet Tricolor Wasabi Watermelon White Fingers Wild Streak Yin and Yang* Zesty Blonde* Zesty Zucchini* COLOCASIA (Elephant Ear, Taro) TF Black Coral COMMUNITY BULLETIN BOARD • BATTLE OF THE BANDS This year’s epic battle again takes place next Saturday at 7 pm in the school gym. The first place band receives a trophy and a two-week gig at The Hubbub Club Pub out on the highway. Second place receives a plaque and a free alignment for their van courtesy Earth, Wind & Tire. Everybody gets complimentary packs of Beemans from Annie Get Your Gum. Here’s the lineup: • The Android Sisters – 40’s style harmony – that’s 2040, not 1940. • Gable, Gambrel and Mansard – this hip trio will raise the roof. • The Thelonius Monkees – they do a terrific jazz version of Daydream Believer. • Satch Squatch and the Big Feet – rock monsters. • Mumps Cluster – this band is going viral. • The Salvidorable Dollies – cute, yet surreal. • Perry O’Dontal and the Receding Gums – definitely something to chew on. • Men o’ Paws – these guys are hot and flashy. • Hedley Lamar and Lily’s Legs – it’s twue what they say about them. It’s twue. • Clef Clavin and the Treble Makers – the last time they played, every good boy did fine. And an extra special guest appearance by The Flaming Lisp performing their big hit, ‘Do You Realithe’. COLOCASIA - cont. Coal Miner Diamond Head Elena gigantea Thailand Giant Hawaiian Punch Illustris Maui Gold Mojito Red Stem 22 Hosta ‘Humpback Whale’ Peony ‘Magenta Moon’ Amsonia ‘Blue Ice’ Pennisetum after a rain Alocasia ‘Sting Ray’ Calibrachoa ‘Lindura Dark Blue’ Caladiums Digiplexis ‘Illumination Flame’ Senecio confusus Nephrolepis ‘Tiger Fern’ Begonia ‘Judy Cook’ Begonia ‘Fireworks’ Peperomia dolabriformis Succulent Planter Coleus ‘Inky Pink’ Coleus ‘Big Bob’ Sarah with Ron Wilson On the Air Nick & Pam at 40 Under 40 Awards Tina, Nick, and Katie at OFA Mark at OFA Trade Show Riding in Style No charge for the extra kid Where to? Carmella & Nancy being goofy Heirloom Tomato ‘Thessaloniki’ Cauliflower ‘Graffiti’ Hot Pepper ‘Black Congo’ Mmmm, Strawberries The Ablers’ Garden Railway We also have Assistant Lettuce Manning the Farm Market Booth We get Buses ANNUALS AND TROPICALS COLOCASIA - cont. Tea Cups White Lava COPROSMA (Mirror Bush) CP-TF repens Picturata Pink Splendor Taupata Gold CORDYLINE (Ti Plant) TF Black Knight Candy Cane Dr. Brown (Burgundy/Red) Exotica (Green/Pink/Cream) Florica (Rose/Dark Red) Kiwi (Green/Yellow/Pink) Red Star (Burgundy - Thin Leaf) CORDYLINE - cont. Sundance (Green/Yellow Stripe) Willy’s Gold (Rose/Green/Gold) COSMOS (Chocolate Cosmos) Choca Mocha (Rich Brown) CROSSANDRA (Firecracker Flower) Orange Marmalade pungens (Yellow) CUPHEA (Mexican Heather, Cigar Plant) Allyson (Lavender) Cuphoric Pink David Verity (Orange) Granada (Orange/Yellow) llavea (Red) Mello Yellow Vienco Red Vienco Salmon Purple White Heather CYNARA (Cardoon) TF cardunculus (Blue) CYPERUS (Papyrus) TF Baby Tut isocladus Cleopatra (Yellow Green) King Tut Nile Princess DAHLIA BU Babylon Pink Babylon Purple Babylon Red Fleurel (White) Hypnotica Coral Hypnotica Dark Night (Burgundy) Hypnotica Lavender Hypnotica Rose Bicolor (Pink/Yel.) Hypnotica Yellow Kelvin Floodlight (Yellow) Mrs. Eileen (Orange/Yellow) Mystic Dreamer (Pink) Mystic Haze (Orange) Mystic Wonder (Red) DAHLIA - cont. XXL Alamos (Red) XXL Durango (Yellow) XXL Sunset (Orange) XXL Veracruz (Light Pink) DATURA (Thorn Apple, Jimson Weed) Ballerina Yellow Belle Blanche (White) Double Purple DELOSPERMA (Iceplant) WOW Fire Wonder WOW Golden Wonder WOW Hot Pink Wonder WOW Violet Wonder DIANTHERA (Pink Candy Plant) nodosa (Pink) DIANTHUS (Pinks) Bearded Mix DIASCIA (Twinspur) Upright Orange Upright Rose Pink DICHONDRA (Kidney Weed) CP Emerald Falls Silver Falls DICLEPTERA (Hummingbird Bush) suberecta (Orange) DIGIPLEXIS (Annual Foxglove) Illumination Rose DIONAEA (Venus Flytrap) TB muscipula DOLICHOS (Hyacinth Bean) TV lablab (Rose) DRACAENA (Spikes, Corn Plant) CP Colorama THE BATHROOM People come from miles away just to see our bathroom and for very good reason. It is always spectacularly amusing. Since most of our customers are of the fairer sex, the bathroom designs have always been geared that way. This time, however, we decided to give the guys a little love. Hence, ‘The Man Cave’, a celebration of guy paraphernalia. But don’t just take our word for it. Garden Centers of America, a very well-respected green industry organization, has bestowed their prestigious Gold Award upon The Cave. That’s right, we have the best garden center bathroom in the entire country. Please use it with the respect and reverence that it is due. And don’t look in the medicine cabinet. 23 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS DRACAENA - cont. Dragon Jade Jewel Dragon Lemon Surprise indivisa (Spikes) Lemon Lime Limelight marginata Rikki DURANTA (Golden Dewdrop) CP-TB e. Gold Edge (Blue) Sweet Memories (Blue/White) ENSETE (Abyssinian Red Banana) TF maurelii EPIPREMNUM (Pothos) HB, TF Njoy ERODIUM (Storksbill) Pink Charm EUPHORBIA (Spurge) Bling Pink Princess Bling White Princess Cool Breeze (White) cotinifolia TF Diamond Frost (White) h. Yokoi’s White martinii (Chartreuse) marginata Summer Icicle (White) White Manaus EVOLVULUS (Hawaiian Blue Eyes) HB Blue My Mind glomeratus Blue Daze FERNS TF Australian Tree Austral Gem Bird’s Nest Blue Star Boston HB Button Fern Chrissy Crested Poly East Indian Holly Fancy Frills Fritz Luthii Holly Kimberly Queen Leslie Macho Mahogany Pacific Maidenhair Rabbit’s Foot Raspberry Rita’s Gold HB Rosy Maidenhair Silver Lace Staghorn Tiger Stripe We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White FICUS (Fig) TF lyrata repens Variegated CP robusta Ruby (Variegated) r. Tineke (Variegated) FREYLINIA (Honey Bell Bush) tropica (Blue) FUCHSIA Angel Earrings Dainty (Pink/Purple) Angel Earrings Double Red Dollar Princess (Purple/Red) HB El Camino (Pink/White) Fanciful Pink (Pink) Gartenmeister (Orange-Dark Foliage) Marinka (Red) HB Paloma (Pink/Light Blue) Southgate (White/Pink) HB GAILLARDIA (Blanket Flower) Galya Red Spark Galya Tangerine Spark Galya Yellow Spark GAURA (Wand Flower) Belleza Dark Pink GAZANIA (Treasure Flower) Sunbathers Nahui (Orange Gold) Sunbathers Otomi (Rose) Sunbathers Rumi (Orange) Sunbathers Sunset Jane Lemon Spot GERANIUM (Pelargonium actually) Bright Cascade (Cascade Red) HB Caliente Coral Caliente Dark Rose HB Caliente Fire HB Caliente Lavender Caliente Pink Calliope Burgundy Calliope Dark Red HB Calliope Hot Pink HB Calliope Lavender Rose Calliope Scarlet Fire Classic Light Salmon Classic Mosaic Purple Classic Mosaic Red Classic Pink Blush Classic White crithmifolium Crystal Palace Gem Distinction (Red) Friesdorf (Red) Graziosa Merlot Red Graziosa Royal Lavender Graziosa Royal Salmon 24 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS GERANIUM - cont. Golden Angel (Pink-Gold Foliage) ionidiflorum (Lilac) Ivy Contessa Burgundy (Taj Mahal) HB Ivy Contessa Burgundy Bicolor (Picasso) Ivy Contessa Lavender (Comedy) HB Ivy Contessa Pink (Pink Spirit) HB Ivy Contessa Purple (Black Magic) HB Ivy Contessa Red (Beach) HB Ivy Contessa White HB Ivy Pink Blizzard HB Ivy Temprano Dark Red HB Ivy Temprano Orange (Mandarin) HB Ivy White Blizzard HB Maverick Orange Mr. Henry Cox Occold Shield (Orange-Bronze/Gold) Persian Queen (Magenta-Gold Foliage) Platinum (Salmon-Var. Foliage) Rocky Mountain Deep Rose Sancho Panza (Purple) Scented Attar of Roses Scented Chocolate Mint Scented Citronella (Lemon) Scented Lady Plymouth Scented Sweet Mimosa sidoides (Dark Purple) Sophie Cascade (Pink) HB Tricolor (Red – Variegated) Vancouver Centennial (Scarlet-Variegated) Wilhelm Langguth (Red-Variegated) GERBERA (Gerber Daisy) Cartwheel Strawberry Twist (Mix) Garvinea Sweet Dreams (Hot Pink) Jaguar Deep Orange Jaguar Deep Rose Jaguar Orange Picotee Jaguar Red Jaguar Rose Dark Center Jaguar Rose Picotee Jaguar Tangerine Jaguar White Jaguar Yellow Patio Bighorn (Rose) Patio Grand Canyon (Pink Pompon) Patio Great Smoky Mountains (Orange) Patio Olympic (Carmine) Patio Pacific Rim (Pink Bicolor) Patio Serengeti (Golden Yellow) Patio Yellowstone (Yellow/Orange) Patio Yosemite (Scarlet) Patio Zion (Yellow) GIBASIS (Tahitian Bridal Veil) HB-CP geniculata (White) I’m never quite certain just how to celebrate Ambiguity Awareness Day. Marco C. GOMPHRENA (Globe Amaranth) Pinball Purple Pink Zazzle GRAPTOPHYLLUM (Caricature Plant) TF-CP pictum Chocolate p. Waimea GYNURA (Purple Velvet Plant) CP aurantiaca (Orange) Pink Ice (Orange) HAMELIA (Firebush) patens (Red Orange) HEDERA (English Ivy) CP Assorted Varieties HELIANTHUS (Sunflower) Solita (Yellow) Sunny Smile (Yellow) HELICHRYSUM (Licorice Plant) CP Icicle petiolare (Trailing Dusty Miller) p. Limelight (Golden TDM) p. Minus (Miniature TDM) p. Variegated (Variegated TDM) splendidum HELIOTROPIUM (Heliotrope) Fragrant Delight (Purple) Nagano Blue White HEMIGRAPHIS (Waffle Plant) CP-TF alternata Exotica Exotica Tricolor repanda Skinnie Minnie HIBISCUS (Tropical Mallow) TB Assorted Tradewinds Hybrids Assorted Tall Standards rosa sinensis Variegata tilaceus Tricolor HOMALOCLADIUM (Ribbon Bush) CP- TF platycladium HOYA (Wax Plant) TF Hindu Rope Variegated HB Variegated HB HYDRCOTYLE (Pennywort) CP sibthorpioides Crystal Confetti IMPATIENS (Busy Lizzy, Balsam) All varieties are Impatiens Downy Mildew resistant balfourii (Pink/White) Downton Baby Girl (Light Pink) Downton Brick (Dark Red) Downton Heart Throb (Red/Yellow) Downton Cherry Blossom (Pink) 25 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS IMPATIENS - cont. Fanfare Blush Fanfare Bright Coral Fanfare Fuchsia Fanfare Orange Fanfare Orchid Kew species morsei Secret Love (White/Orange) namchabarwensis Blue Diamond niamniamensis (Red/Yellow) n. Golden Cockatoo (Red/Yellow-Var. Fol.) repens (Yellow) CP sodenii La Vida Rosa (White/Rose) s. Robert The Red (Lavender) IMPATIENS (New Guinea Hybrids) Celebrette Cherry Stripe Celebrette Light Coral Harmony Radiance Pink Petticoat Blue Star Sonic Magic Pink Sonic Mango Sonic Sweet Purple Strike Bright Orange Sun Harmony Magenta HB Sun Harmony Pink HB Sun Harmony Salmon HB Sun Harmony Violet HB Sunpatiens Compact Blush Pink Sunpatiens Compact Electric Orange Sunpatiens Compact Lilac Sunpatiens Compact Magenta Sunpatiens Compact White Sunpatiens Spreading Carmine Red HB Sunpatiens Spreading Corona HB Sunpatiens Spreading Pink Flash Sunpatiens Spreading Salmon HB Sunpatiens Spreading White Sunpatiens Vigorous Blush Pink Sunpatiens Vigorous Magenta Sunpatiens Vigorous Orange Super Sonic Flame Super Sonic Hot Pink Super Sonic Orange Ice Super Sonic Red Super Sonic White IOCHROMA (Mini Angel Trumpets) TB Royal Queen IPOMOEA (Sweet Potato, Morning Glory) alba Moonflower TV Ace of Spades (Purple Black) CP Blackie (Purple Black) CP Bright Lights Camouflage CP Illusion Emerald Lace CP Mardi Gras CP Margarita (Chartreuse) CP IPOMOEA - cont. Morning Glory Crimson Rambler TV Morning Glory Heavenly Blue TV Morning Glory Ismay (Two Tone Blue) TV Morning Glory Star of Yelta (Blue/Red) Pink Frost (Pink/Mint/Cream) CP q. Red Cardinal TV Sidekick Black CP Sidekick Black Heart CP Sidekick Lime CP Sweet Caroline Bewitched CP Sweet Caroline Raven CP Sweet Caroline Sweetheart Lt. Green CP Venetian Mask CP IRESINE (Bloodleaf) CP Brilliantissima (Purple/Pink) Red Bloodleaf Sunray JASMINUM (Jasmine) TV Fiona Sunrise JUNCUS (Common Rush) CP Blue Dart Twister JUSTICIA (Shrimp Plant) betonica (White/Green) brandegeeana Variegated (Brick Red/Yellow) carnea Hollanda (Pink) Fruit Cocktail (Red/Yellow) KALE (Brassica actually) TF Redbor (Purple Foliage) LANTANA (Shrub Verbena) Anne Marie Bandana Cherry Bandana Cherry Sunrise HB LISTS The following is a list of some of our lists, available just for the asking: Butterfly & Hummingbird Favorites Deer and Rabbit Resistant Fresh Cut and Dried Flowers Native and Wildflowers Offered Alpine and Rock Garden Plants Late Summer/Autumn Bloomers Toxic Plants Plants for Sun, Dry Shade, Moist Shade, and Wet Areas Walnut Tolerant Plants Plus several new ones for 2014 We also have Mabel Neidermeyer’s shopping list that she left here eleven years ago. 26 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS LANTANA - cont. Bandana Lemon Zest Bandana Peach Bandana Pink HB Bandana Red HB Bandana Trailing Gold HB Bandana White Bright Orange HB Confetti (Purple/Yellow/Pink) Elaine (Red) Fireworks (Red/Yellow) Red Butler Salsa (Red) Samantha (Yellow – Variegated) Ultra Yellow LAURENTIA (Isotoma) axillaris Beth’s Blue fluviatilis (Light Blue) LAVENDER buchii Fern Leaf LEONOTUS (Lions Ear, Wild Dagga) leonurus Compacta (Orange) nepeta (Orange) LEYCESTERIA(Himalayan Honeysuckle) Jealousy (White-Chartreuse) LINDERNIA (Angel Tears) grandiflora (Blue/White) LISIANTHUS (Prairie Gentian) Sapphire Blue Sapphire Blue Chip Sapphire Pink Rim Sapphire White LITHODORA Grace Ward (Blue) LOBELIA Magadi Basket Dark Blue HB Magadi Compact Blue + Eye Magadi Dark Blue Magadi Electric Blue HB Magadi White Periwinkle Blue Techno Light Blue LOBULARIA (Don’t Call It Alyssum!) Lavender Stream Summer Stream (White) White Stream LOPHOSPERMUM (Mexican Twist) Compact Rose Compact White Great Cascade Wine Red HB LOTUS (Parrot’s Beak) CP berthelotii (Red) Gold Flash LOUTERIDIUM TF donnell-smithii (Green) LYCIANTHES (Blue Potato Bush) r. Great Chlorox Disaster LYSIMACHIA (Golden Globes) c. Variegated (Yellow) nummularia Goldilocks MANDEVILLA (Pink Allamanda) TV-HB Alice DuPont (Pink) Brides Cascade Fancy Red Fire And Ice Sun Parasol Giant Crimson MANETTIA (Firecracker Vine) TV Candy Corn MECARDONIA (Baby Jump Up) Gold Dust MELIANTHUS (Honey Bush) TF major (Silver Blue Foliage) MIMOSA (Sensitive Plant) IF pudica MIRABILIS (Four O’Clocks) Limelight (Magenta – Gold Foliage) MUEHLENBECKIA (Wire Vine) CP complexa MUSA (Banana) TF Mekong Giant Siam Ruby NASSELLA (Ponytail Grass) tenuissima NEMESIA Angelart Orange Angelart Raspberry Cherries a la Mode NEPENTHES (Pitcher Plant) TF-HB alata NICOTIANA (Flowering Tobacco) langsdorffii (Green) Only the Lonely (White) NIEREMBERGIA (Cupflower) Augusta Blue Skies Summer Splash Light Blue Summer Splash White OENANTHE (Water Parsley) Flamingo (White - Variegated) OPLISMENUS (Basket Grass) CP hirtellus Variegated ORIGANUM (Ornamental Oregano) Kent Beauty (Pink/Green) ORNAMENTAL PEPPER (Capsicum actually) Black Pearl Calico I am exactly the same age as the Egg McMuffin, a fact I discovered when I read the latest edition of Reader’s Digest. The combination of those two things must mean I’m pretty old. - Hope 27 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS ORNAMENTAL PEPPER - cont. Chilly Chili Medusa Sangria ORTHOSIPHON (Cat’s Whiskers) s. White OSTEOSPERMUM (Cape Daisy) 3D Berry White 3D Pink 3D Purple 3D Silver Ostica Blue Eye (White/ Blue) Ostica Pink Imp. Ostica Yellow Tradewinds Purple Voltage Yellow Zion Copper Amethyst Zion Denim Blue Zion Orange Zion Red OXALIS (Wood Sorrel, False Shamrock) Allure Burgundy (Lt Pink-Burgundy Foliage) hedysaroides Rubra (Yellow) Plum Crazy (Yellow-Pink Var. Foliage) Sunset Velvet (Yellow) Zinfandel (Yellow-Burgundy Foliage) OXYPETALUM (Tweedia) caeruleum Heavenborn (Turquoise Blue) PACHYSTACHYS (Shrimp Plant) lutea (Yellow) PALMS TF Majesty - Ravenea rivularis Pygmy Date - Phoenix roebelenii PASSIFLORA (Passion Vine) TV Blue Lady Margaret (Dark Red) PENNISETUM (Purple Fountain Grass) Cherry Sparkler Fireworks (Pink Striped) g. Jade Princess (Golden Millet) Prince s. Rubrum Vertigo PENSTEMON Phoenix Pink Phoenix Red Phoenix Violet PENTAS (Egyptian Star Flower) Cranberry Punch Kaleidoscope Appleblossom Ruby Glow Starburst Starcluster Lavender Starcluster Red Starcluster Rose Research has shown that the majority of people who visit the Dollywood amusement park in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, quickly become despondent over having spent so much money on such a worthless thing. Post-Parton depression is actually very common. - Anthony Myers PENTAS - cont. Starcluster White Stars and Stripes PEPEROMIA TF a. Watermelon Mini Watermelon c. Emerald Ripple c. Red Ripple c. Silver Ripple clusiaefolia fraseri Nana galioides graveolens Hope incana maculata obtusifolia Var. polybotrya puteolata PERICALLIS (Formerly Cineraria) Senetti Deep Blue Senetti Magenta Bicolor Senetti Pink Bicolor PERILLA (It’s not a Coleus...or is it?) Magilla PERISTROPHE (Marble Leaf) hyssopifolia (Magenta) PETCHOA (Petunia x Calibrachoa) Supercal Blue HB Supercal Neon Rose HB PETUNIA Cascadias Fantasy Hot Pink HB Cascadias Indian Summer HB Cascadias Rim Chianti HB Cascadias Rim Violet HB Crazytunia Black Mamba HB Crazytunia Mandeville HB Crazytunia Pulse HB Crazytunia Star Jubilee HB Crazytunia Twilight Lime HB Double Wave Blue Vein Double Wave Blue Velvet Glamouflage Grape Glow Forest Fire HB Kermit Baby HB Kermit Piggy HB Marvel Beauty Blueberry HB 28 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS PETUNIA - cont. Marvel Beauty Raspberry HB Peppy Lavender HB Perfectunia Orange Picasso in Pink HB Pretty Much Picasso HB Ray Purple Vein Ray Sunray HB Sanguna Lipstick Supertunia Bermuda Beach Supertunia Orchid Charm Supertunia Raspberry Blast Supertunia Vista Bubblegum (Pink) HB Supertunia Vista Fuchsia HB Supertunia Vista Silverberry (White) HB Surfinia Deep Red HB Surfinia Giant Blue HB Surfinia Lemon HB Surfinia Patio Indigo HB Surfinia Patio Yellow HB Surfinia Summer Double Pink HB Surfinia Summer Double Rose HB Surfinia Summer Double White HB Sweet Sunshine Compact Lime Sweetunia Black Satin Sweetunia Orange Flash HB PHILODENDRON TF Brazil (Green/Gold Foliage) Black Cardinal (Burgundy Foliage) Golden Xanadu Moonlight (Creamy Yellow) selloum Hope Split Leaf (Monstera deliciosa) PHYGELIUS (Cape Fuchsia) Phegees Lemon Frost (Light Yellow) Phegees Passionate Pink Pheeges Scarlet Heat Winchester Fanfare (Coral/Yellow) PILEA TF-CP cadierei glauca grandifolia Coral involucrata Norfolk microphylla Variegated Moon Valley nummularifolia pubescens Silver serpyllifolia unknown Ecuadorean species PIPER TF auritum (Root Beer) PLECTRANTHUS (Swedish Ivy) TF-CP ernstii fosteri marginatus (ciliata) Green on Green COMMUNITY BULLETIN BOARD • CRIME REPORT Deputy Sheriff Bobby Cooperider reports that the Roger Bucklesby Memorial Bench once again has been found and returned to the Alexandria Community Park. This time it was located behind Bill Lorimer’s garage under his huge pile of old tires and, although he claims innocence, it is well known that Bill and Roger had a particularly strong dislike for each other. Roger’s widow, Bertha, is relieved to have the bench back in its proper place. PLECTRANTHUS - cont. Hi Ho Silver madagascariensis Var. (Iboza) Mona Lavender (Blue) Nick’s Pick Ochre Flame Old Gold PLUMBAGO (Cape Leadwort) c. Imperial Blue POLYGONYUM (Kiss Me Over Garden Gate) orientale PORTULACA (Purslane) HB Fairytales Cinderella (Magenta/Gold) Pazzazz Jumbo Yellow Pazazz Pink Glow Pazazz Red Flare Pazzazz Tangerine PRIMULA (Primrose) Orion Scarlet Orion Yellow PSEUDERANTHEMUM (Snow Bush) TF-CP atropurpureum Rubrum a. Tricolor Dark Shadows Pseu Pseu Pseudio 29 SALVIA - cont. g. Heatwave Sparkle (Deep Rose) g. Maraschino (Rose) PSEUDERANTHEMUM - cont. g. Pink Flamingo Pseuchotic Reaction g. Raspberry Royale Pseuper Bloomer g. White Pseuper Freak guaranitica Argentina Skies (Light Blue) reticulatum g. Black and Blue (Indigo Blue) Stainless Steel Indigo Spires (Violet Blue) RICINUS (Castor Bean) TF microphylla Variegated (Red) Carmencita (Rose Red) Mystic Spires (Blue) RUBUS (Creeping Bramble) CP patens Blue Angel (Dark Blue) pentalobus Red Neck Girl (Yellow) RUDBECKIA (Gloriosa Daisy) sinaloensis (Dark Blue) Denver Daisy (Yellow/Burgundy Eye) v. Faye Chapel (Red) Marmalade (Golden Orange) Velocity Blue Maya (Double Gold) Wendy’s Wish (Deep Fuchsia) Prairie Sun (Light Yellow) SCABIOSA (Pincushion Flower) Tiger Eye Gold Black Pompon RUELLIA (Mexican Petunia) Butterfly Blue (Moved from perennials) brittoniana Blue SCAEVOLA (Fan Flower) b. Chi Chi (Pink) Bombay Pink elegans (Red) Diamond (Blue/White) Maya (Blue) Paper Doll Top Model (Blue) HB RUSSELIA (Firecracker Plant) Suntastic (Yellow) equisetiformis Compacta (Red) Surdiva White RUTTYA (Bunny Ears) SCIRPUS (Fiberoptic Grass) CP Orange Dragon cernuum RUTTYRUSPOLIA SCLEROCHITON (Blue Lips) Phyllis van Heerden (Pink) harveyanus SALVIA (Sage) SCUTELLARIA (Skullcap) buchananii (Magenta) Dorota Blue Dancing Flame (Red – Var. Foliage) Purple Fountain discolor (Black) Texas Rose g. Hot Lips (Red/White) SELAGINELLA (Peacock Moss) g. Heatwave Blast (Salmon Pink) uncinata g. Heatwave Blaze (Dark Red) SENECIO (Groundsel) g. Heatwave Glitter (Pink) confusus Mexican Flame (Orange) TV macroglossus Variegated (Wax Ivy) CP DAYS OF OUR LIVES mikanioides (German Ivy) CP SNAPDRAGON (Antirrhinum actually) Just great. Now I can’t stop thinking about Dragon Buttery tomorrow. Curse you, Fleetwood Mac! Dragon Peachy Ken Foster Dragon Rosy Gummi (White) Snap Daddy Pink (Variegated Foliage) If not nowsday, then whensday? – Duane Snap Daddy Yellow (Var. Foliage) Binkley SOLANUM (Nightshade) jasminoides Var. (White) CP You know something you don’t see every laciniatum (Lavender) day? Thursdays. - Anthony Myers p. Jerusalem Cherry Variegated (White) TF quitoense (Naranjilla) (Lavender) TF “Thursday” is just another word for SOLEIROLIA (Baby Tears) CP soleirolii (Green) “penultimate day before we collectively s. Aurea (Gold) bestow gratitude to our Creator on SPILANTHES (Toothache Plant) Facebook for the upcoming weekend.” oleracea (Gold/Dark Red) - Mark D. Sabien ANNUALS AND TROPICALS 30 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS STREPTOCARPELLA (Dauphin Violet) HB-IB Concord Blue HB STREPTOCARPUS (Cape Primrose) Ladyslippers Blue Ice Ladyslippers Blue/White Center Ladyslippers Yellow Purple Cap STROBILANTHES (Persian Shield) TF-CP dyerianus (Light Blue) STROMANTHE TF Charlie sanguinea Trio Star SUCCULENTS Nick Baker has taken a real liking to the succulents. These are the different families of plants that are mostly native to the drier regions of the world. They have very fleshy foliage that comes in a variety of colors and interesting shapes, sometimes with thorns, sometimes with gorgeous flowers. As a toddler, Nick fell into a bowl of cactus...kinda like Peter Parker getting bitten by a radioactive spider, but as far as we know, Nick has no superpowers. SUCCULENTS All require high light and should be kept on the dry side. Aeonium Blushing Beauty Aeonium canariense Aeonium Dinner Plate Aeonium Kiwi Aeonium mascaense Aeonium Sunburst Aeonium Zwartkopf Agave assorted Hybrids Agave Kissho Kan Agave l. Quadricolor Agave pr. Lemon Lime Aloe Christmas Carol Aloe Dorian’s Black Aloe Franco Aloe Grassie Lassie Aloe Guvnah Aloe Pink Blush Aloe Silver Ridge Aloe somaliensis Aloe vera (Burn Plant) Cotyledon ladismithiensis var. Cotyledon tomentosa Crassula alpestris Crassula arborescens SUCCULENTS - cont. Crassula Buddha’s Temple Crassula Campfire Crassula commutata Crassula conjuncta Crassula dejecta Crassula dubia Crassula falcata Crassula Gollum Crassula Hobbitt Crassula ovata (Jade Plant) Crassula ovata arborescens Crassula o. Hummels Sunset Crassula o. Undulata Crassula o. Variegata Crassula pellucida Crassula p. Calico Kitten Crassula perforata Var. Crassula radicans Crassula rupestris marnieriana Crassula schmidtiana Crassula Springtime Disocactus ramulosa TF-HB Echeveria affinis Echeveria Afterglow Echeveria agavoides Echeveria chroma Echeveria Blue Sky Echeveria Doris Taylor Echeveria gibbiflora Echeveria harmsii Echeveria imbricata Echeveria Lola Echeveria minima Echeveria nodulosa Echeveria peacockii Subsessilis Echeveria Perle Von Nurnberg Echeveria pulidonis Echeveria pulvinata Echeveria pulvinata Frosty Echeveria Raindrop Echeveria Red Prince Echeveria The Rose Echeveria Topsy Turvy Epiphyllum oxypetalum Euphorbia aeruginosa Euphorbia anoplia Euphorbia ferox Euphorbia mammillaris Var. Euphorbia platyclada Euphorbia t. Sticks on Fire (Orange Foliage) Euphorbia trigona rubra Euphorbia assorted species & Hybrids Graptopetalum Ghost Graptopetalum pentandrum Graptopetalum superbum Graptoveria amethorum 31 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS SUCCULENTS - cont. Graptoveria Fred Ives Haworthia cuspidata Kalanchoe beharensis Kalanchoe Big Mama Kalanchoe Fantastic Kalanchoe f. Creamed Scallops Kalanchoe gastonis-bonnieri Kalanchoe Gremlin Kalanchoe hildebrandtii Kalanchoe luciae Kalanchoe l. Fantastic Kalanchoe longiflora Kalanchoe nyikae Kalanchoe orgyalis Kalanchoe pumila Kalanchoe scapigera Kalanchoe thyrsiflora Kalanchoe tomentosa Lampranthus deltoides Lepismium cruciforme Lithops assorted species (Living Stones) Manfreda Chocolate Chip Opuntia Variegated Spineless (Prickly Pear) Orostachys boehmerii Pachyphytum hookeri Pachyphytum oviferum Pedilanthus Lemon Crinkle Pedilanthus t. Zig Zag Lime Portulaca molokiniensis Portulacaria afra (Elephant’s Bush) Portulacaria afra Variegated Rhipsalis capiliformis Rhipsalis paradoxa Rhipsalis pilocarpa Sansevieria Bantel’s Sensation (Snake Plant) Sansevieria cylindrica Sansevieria Moonshine Sansevieria Twisted Sister Scilla violacea (White) Sedum lineare Variegatum Sedum makinoi Ogon (Golden Foliage) CP Sedum makinoi Variegated Sedum morganianum (Burro’s Tail) HB Sedum nussbaumerianum Sedum pachyclados Sedum rubrotinctum Sedum rubrotinctum Aurora Sedum Tokyo Sun Senecio crassissimus Senecio haworthii Senecio j. Variegata Senecio mandraliscae Senecio radicans (String of Pearls) HB Senecio rowleyanus DOUBLE POSITIVE An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.” SUCCULENTS - cont. Senecio scarposus Senecio vitalis Stapelia gigantea SYNGONIUM (Arrow Leaf) TF Allusion Hybrids TALINUM (Jewel of Opar) crassifolium Kingwood Gold (Carmine) THUNBERGIA TV-TB Sunny Susy New Orange HB Sunny Susy Red Orange HB Sunny Susy Yellow Dark Eye HB Susie Mix (Black-eyed Susan Vine) HB TIBOUCHINA (Princess Flower) TB grandifolia (Blue) TINANTIA (Widows Tears) pringlei (Light Blue) TORENIA (Wishbone Flower) Solarina Misty Veil (Light Blue) Summer Wave Bouquet Gold HB Summer Wave Bouquet White HB Summer Wave Large Amethyst HB Summer Wave Large Blue HB Summer Wave Large Silver HB TRADESCANTIA (Spiderwort) HB-TF-CP Burgundy Kevin’s Purple pallida Biltmore Bimbo pallida Purple Queen HB pallida Variegated Rainbow sillamontana spathacea Dwarf Variegated s. Sitara Gold Trading Gold White Striped zebrina (Purple Wandering Jew) HB TRIPOGANDRA (False Bromeliad) TF Glass Beach TURNERA (Buttercup Flower) ulmifolia El Dorado (Yellow) 32 ANNUALS AND TROPICALS ANNUALS IN FLATS VERBENA (Vervain) Aztec Blue Velvet Aztec Dark Red Aztec Wild Rose HB bonariensis bonariensis Little One Homestead Purple HB Lanai Blush White Lanai Bright Pink Lanai Candy Cane HB Lanai Lime Green HB Lanai Twister Pink HB Lanai Twister Purple HB Lanai Upright Purple Mosaic Tapien Blue Violet Tapien Pink Imp. VIGNA (Snail Vine) TV caracalla (Lavender) VINCA (Vinca Vine) CP major Variegated m. Wojo’s Jem VIOLA (Violet) Hip Hop Cranbunny (Pink/Cranberry) Hip Hop Honeybunny (Yellow/Blue) ZALUZIANSKYA (Night Phlox) capensis (White) This list includes all annuals that are considered ‘bedding’ annuals and annual flowers used for cutting or drying. They are grown in 10” by 20” flats consisting of twelve 3-packs per flat (36 plants per flat). Certain other plants are grown in 306 flats consisting of three larger 6packs per flat. They are marked 306. The following are the volumes. WORDS TO LIVE BY 3 cells @ 4.5 fl oz / 133 ml Total pack 13.5 fl oz / 399 ml 6 cells @ 9.5 fl oz / 281 ml Total pack 1.78 qt / 1.69l Bold = New for 2014 KEY ✄= Cut Flower ✺= Dried Flower ❍= Full Sun ◗= Part Shade ●= Shade WD = Well Drained M = Moist D = Drought tolerant A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles. - Washington Irving AGERATUM (Mist Flower) ❍, M Blue Hawaii Blue Horizon (Tall) ✄ ALYSSUM (Sweet Alyssum) ❍-◗, WD Clear Crystals Mix Forgiveness means letting go of the hope Easter Bonnet Deep Pink for a better past. - Lama Surya Das Easter Bonnet Lavender Easter Bonnet Lemonade Losing an illusion makes you wiser than Easter Bonnet Pastel Mix finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne Easter Bonnet Peach Easter Bonnet Violet Everybody does not have to like you. That Snow Crystals is not their job. Liking you is not anyone’s BALSAM (Impatiens balsamina) ◗, WD Topknot Mix purpose in life except yours. - Iyanla BEGONIA (Begonia semperflorens) ❍-◗-● Vanzant Senator Mix (Dark Leaf) Senator Pink Life is a mystery to be lived, not a problem Senator Scarlet to be solved. - Soren Kierkegaard Senator White Super Olympia Mix (Green Leaf) Good people are good because they’ve Super Olympia Pink come to wisdom through failure. We get Super Olympia Red very little wisdom from success, you know. Super Olympia White BELLIS (English Daisy) ❍-◗, WD - William Saroyan Galaxy Mix 33 DIANTHUS (Pinks) ❍, WD Lavender Picotee Super Parfait Raspberry (Dark Red/White) BROWALLIA (Bush Violet) ◗-●, WD Super Parfait Red Peppermint Bells Marine (Dark Blue) Telstar Crimson CALENDULA (Pot Marigold) ❍, WD Telstar Mix Bon Bon Mix Telstar Pink Bon Bon Orange DUSTY MILLER (Senecio) ❍-◗, WD Bon Bon Yellow Silverdust CELOSIA (Cockscomb) ❍, WD FOUR O'CLOCKS (Mirabilis) ❍-◗, WD Amigo Mix (Dwarf Crested) Mix Fashion Look Mix GAZANIA (Treasure Flower) ❍, WD-D Flamingo Feather Purple ✄, ✺ Big Kiss Orange Flame Fresh Look Orange Big Kiss White Flame Fresh Look Red Big Kiss Yellow Flame Fresh Look Yellow New Day Orange Clear New Look (Red/Dark Foliage) New Day Pink Shades Smart Look Romantica (Pink) New Day Red Shades CENTAUREA (Bachelor Button) ❍, WD New Day Strawberry Shortcake Mix Florence Mix ✄ New Day Sunny Side Up Mix CHRYSANTHEMUM (Mini Marguerite) ❍ New Day Yellow Snowland (White) GOMPHRENA (Globe Amaranth) ❍, WD CLEOME (Spider Flower) ❍ Buddy Rose Queen Mix Fireworks Sparkler Mix Gnome Purple (Dwarf) Sparkler Rose Qis Carmine ✄, ✺ COLEUS (Solenostemon) ❍-◗-● Qis Purple ✄, ✺ Black Dragon Qis Red ✄, ✺ Carefree Mix Qis White ✄, ✺ Chocolate Covered Cherry HELICHRYSUM (Strawflower) ❍, WD Chocolate Splash Tall Mix ✺ Dark Chocolate HYPOESTES (Polka Dot Plant) ❍-◗, WD Lime Delight Pink Splash Mighty Mosaic Red Splash Versa Watermelon White Splash Wizard Mix IMPATIENS (Busy Lizzy) ◗-●, M-WD Wizard Pineapple (Gold) Super Elfin Blue Pearl (Lavender) Wizard Velvet Red Super Elfin Lipstick COSMOS ❍, WD Super Elfin Mix Picotee Super Elfin Orange Bright Sensation Mix ✄ Super Elfin Pink Sonata Mix Super Elfin Punch Sonata Pink Super Elfin Red ALL SUSCEPTIBLE TO Sonata White Super Elfin Rose IMPATIENS DOWNY CUPHEA (Cigar Flower) ❍, WD Super Elfin Ruby MILDEW ignea Dynomite (Red) Super Elfin Violet DAHLIA ❍ Super Elfin White Diablo Mix Xtreme Lavender Figaro Mix IMPATIENS NEW GUINEA ◗-●, M-WD Figaro Red Divine Cherry Red Figaro Violet Divine Lavender Figaro Yellow Divine Mystic Mix All in 306 Harlequin Mix Divine Orange Divine Pink ALL RESISTANT TO Rule #1 of Jedi Square Dancing: Divine Pink Pearl IMPATIENS Do-si-do or do-si-do not. There is no do-si- Divine Violet DOWNY MILDEW try. - Paul B Divine White Blush ANNUALS IN FLATS 34 ANNUALS IN FLATS LOBELIA ❍-◗, WD Riviera Marine Blue Riviera Sky Blue MARIGOLD (Tagetes) ❍, WD Antigua Orange Antigua Primrose Bonanza Deep Orange Bonanza Flame Bonanza Mix (Dwarf) Bonanza Yellow Disco Red Disco Yellow Janie Harmony Janie Primrose (Light Yellow) Lulu Yellow (Gem type) Marvel Orange Marvel Yellow Mr. Majestic (Striped) Safari Red Safari Yellow Safari Yellow Fire Taishan Gold Taishan Orange Taishan Yellow Vanilla (White) MELAMPODIUM (Medallion Flower) Lemon Delight ❍, WD-D Showstar (Yellow) NASTURTIUM (Tropaeolum) ❍ Alaska Mix (Variegated) Empress of India (Scarlet) Jewel Mix NICOTIANA (Tobacco) ❍-◗ Fragrant Cloud (Tall White) Perfume Deep Purple Perfume Lime Perfume Mix Starmaker Pink Picotee PANSY (Viola) ❍-◗, WD Cool Wave Berries and Cream Mix Cool Wave Pastel Mix Cool Wave Violet Wing Cool Wave Yellow Delta Pure Colors Mix Delta Pure Violet Delta Pure White Delta Pure Yellow Other Assorted varieties PETUNIA ❍, WD Baby Duck Yellow Carpet Blue Carpet Blue Star Carpet Bright Red Carpet Mix I couldn’t find any lip balm, so I used hand cream instead. My lips feel better, but now when I talk it sounds like a round of applause. - Travis Ruetenik PETUNIA - cont. Carpet Pink Carpet Sky Blue Carpet Velvet Carpet White Daddy Sugar (Light Purple) Debonair Dusty Rose Double Madness Satin Pink Easy Wave Blue 306 Easy Wave Burgundy Star 306 Easy Wave Plum Pudding Mix 306 Easy Wave Red 306 Easy Wave White 306 Frost Blue March Madness Mix Merlin Blue Morn Picobella Blue Picobella Lavender Picobella Red Picobella Rose Star Pink Wave 306 Prism Sunshine (Yellow) Purple Pirouette (Double) Purple Wave Improved 306 Rose Pirouette (Double) Shock Wave Coral Crush 306 Shock Wave Deep Purple 306 Shock Wave Pink Vein 306 Sophistica Blackbherry Sophistica Lime Bicolor (Pink/Lime) Sophistica Lime Green Supercascade Blue Supercascade Pink Supercascade Red Supercascade White Tidal Wave Cherry 306 Ultra Red Star PHLOX (Annual Phlox) ❍-◗, WD 21st Century Mix PORTULACA (Moss Rose) ❍, WD-D Happy Hour Banana Happy Hour Coconut Happy Hour Fuchsia Happy Hour Orange Happy Hour Peppermint SALVIA (Scarlet Sage, Mealy Cup Sage) ❍ Lady in Red Lighthouse Rhea (Blue) Snow Nymph 35 ANNUALS IN FLATS SALVIA - cont. Summer Jewel Pink Summer Jewel Red Victoria (Blue) ✺ Vista Red SNAPDRAGON (Antirrhinum) ❍, WD Madame Butterfly Mix (Tall) ✄ Montego Mix Montego Red Montego Yellow Rocket Gold ✄ Rocket Mix (Tall) ✄ Rocket Pink ✄ Speedy Sonnet Rose Speedy Sonnet Yellow Twinny Peach STATICE (Limonium) ❍, WD Fortress Dark Blue ✄, ✺ Fortress Heavenly Blue ✄, ✺ Fortress Yellow ✄, ✺ STOCK (Matthiola) ❍, WD Vintage Mix TITHONIA (Mexican Sunflower) ❍-◗, WD Torch (Orange) TORENIA (Wishbone Flower) ❍-◗ Kauai Blue & White Kauai Deep Blue Kauai Lemon Drop Kauai Mix Kauai Rose VERBENA (Vervain) ❍, WD canadensis (Rose) Imagination (Purple) Obsession Light Blue with Eye Quartz Blue Quartz Burgundy Quartz Pink Quartz Scarlet VINCA (Catharanthus, Periwinkle) ❍, WD-D Jams N Jellies American Pie Mix Jams N Jellies Blackberry Pacifica Blush Pacifica Mix Pacifica Raspberry Pacifica Really Red Pacifica White Titan Apricot Titan Dark Red Titan Icy Pink Titan Lavender Blue Halo Titan Lilac Titan Polka Dot Titan Rose VIOLA ❍-◗, WD Assorted varieties ZINNIA ❍, WD Benary Mix (Tall) ✄ Crystal White Magellan Coral Magellan Mix Magellan Pink Magellan Scarlet Magellan Yellow Oklahoma Mix (Tall) ✄ Pop Art Golden Red Profusion Cherry Profusion Coral Pink Profusion Double Fire Profusion Double Hot Cherry Profusion Orange Profusion White Queen Lime Queen Red Lime Swizzle Cherry and Ivory Swizzle Scarlet and Yellow Uproar Rose Zahara Double Cherry Zahara Double Fire Zahara Double Strawberry Zahara Scarlet Zahara Starlight Rose Zahara Sunburst Zahara Yellow Zinita Red Zinita Rose Zinita Yellow Zowie Yellow Flame ACTUAL BOOK TITLES (REALLY) • Knitting With Doghair by Anne Montgomery • The Manly Art of Knitting by Dave Fougner • Eating People is Wrong by Malcolm Bradbury • How to Raise Your IQ by Eating Gifted Children by Lewis Frumkes • The ‘You’ve Had Worse Things in Your Mouth’ Cookbook by Billi Gordon • Missed Periods and Other Grammar Scares by Jenny Baranick • How to Avoid Work by William J. Reilly 36 ARUGULA (Rocket) Astro - F Standard* - F Sylvetta - F It’s official, growing your own food is ASIAN GREENS Joi Choi (Bok Choy) – F in! Ever since Michele Obama put in a Komatsuna (Summerfest) - F vegetable garden at the White House, seed Mei Qing Coi (Baby) – F sales have been steadily on the rise. This Mizuna – F year we’ll carry seed packets from Seed Purple Mizuna - F Saver’s Exchange, a seed company based in Purple Pac Choi - F Senposai - F Decorah, Iowa. They are the largest nonShungiku - F governmental seed bank in the country. Tatsoi – F Many of their seed varieties come from Tokyo Bekana - F members of the exchange, people who BEET Bull’s Blood - F send in their grandpa’s favorite tomato Merlin - F seed that he saved year after year. And all Touchstone Gold - F of their seeds are “Open Pollinated”, a BITTER MELON Foo Gwa - 3C BROCCOFLOWER - F term synonymous with “Heirloom”. The BROCCOLI DeCicco - F seeds produced by these types of plants Goliath - F can be easily saved because they will Green Magic – F turn out pretty much the same each year, Raab - F whereas hybrid seeds will not come true. BRUSSEL SPROUTS Falstaff (Purple) - F This is because hybrids have been bred Jade Cross E - F to have certain qualities by using two CABBAGE Alcosa (Early Savoy) - F different parents and if you try to save Copenhagen Market* - F Danish Ballhead* - F and replant the seed it won’t turn out the Early Jersey Wakefield* - F same. Which brings me to the issue of Late Flat Dutch *- F food security. Growing open pollinated Napa Rubicon - F varieties and saving your own seed is a O S Cross - F great way to take the whole process of Ruby Perfection - F home food production a step further, and Savoy Express- F starts to close that loop of having to rely Savoy King - F on outside resources such as big seed Stonehead - F CAULIFLOWER Bishop - F companies. People often ask if we carry Cheddar (Gold) – F bean, pea, or corn plants. The answer is Graffitti (Purple) - F we usually don’t because these are very CELERIAC Brilliant - F easy to start from seed directly in the CELERY Cutting - F ground. Starting your own seeds can be Golden Self-branching* - F healthy, rewarding, economical and fun. Redventure - F But don’t forget, for those who aren’t Tango - F comfortable in doing this, we’re here for COLLARDS Champion - F CUCUMBER Armenian* - 3C you. Boothby’s Blonde* - 3C KEY Burpless #26 - 3C F=10” x 20” flats, 12 packs of 3, 36 per flat Crystal Apple* - 3C Each cell 4.5 fl oz / 133 ml Diva - 3C 4C=3.75” cow pots, 15 per flat Homemade Pickles - 3C Each pot 9.46 fl oz / 280 ml Lemon* – 3C 3C=3” cow pots, 12 per flat Mexican Gherkin - 3C Each pot 7.2 fl oz / 213 ml Poona Kheera - 3C G=Gallon, 3.69 qt / 3.49 l Spacemaster 80 – 3C CB=Color Bowl, 1 gal / 3.78 l Striped Armenian - 3C Suyo Long* - 3C New plants for 2014 are listed in Bold Type. Sweet Success - 3C * = Heirloom VEGETABLES 37 VEGETABLES EGGPLANT Barbarella - 4C Black Beauty - 4C Classic- F, 4C Dancer - 4C Fairy Tale - F Ghostbuster (White) – F Green Goddess - 4C Kermit (Thai) - 4C Little Fingers – 4C Millionaire - F, 4C Pingtung Long* - 4C Pumpkin on a Stick - 4C Rosa Bianca* - 4C ENDIVE Salad King - F Tres Fine Maraichere - F ESCAROLE Natacha - F FENNEL Perfection (Bulbing Type) - F GOURDS Apple - 3C Birdhouse - 3C Daisy Mix (Small) - 3C Dipper - 3C Gremlins Mix (Small) - 3C Luffa - 3C Lunch Lady Mix (Large) - 3C Snake - 3C Speckled Swan - 3C GREENS Claytonia perfoliata (Miner’s Lettuce) Mizspoona GROUND CHERRY Aunt Molly’s* – 4C KALE Green Curled Winterbor - F Lacinato/Dinosaur* - F Rainbow - F Red Russian* - F Redbor - F White Russian - F KOHLRABI Garth’s Purple - F Kossack - F Winner - F LEEK Lexton - F Megaton – F LETTUCE Adriana (Butterhead) - F Alfresco Mix - CB All Lettuce Mix - CB Black Seeded Simpson - F Braising Mix - CB Buttercrunch (Bibb) - F Concept (Romaine) - F Cracoviensis - F Deer Tongue (Bibb)* – F Freckles* - F Jericho (Romaine) - F Mascara - F Red Fire - F Red Sails - F Red Salad Bowl - F I recently entered the National Pathological Liars Contest -- and WON! Then again, all the entrants claimed they won. - Dan Burt LETTUCE - cont. Rhazes (Red Romaine) - F Saladbowl - F Skyphos (Red Butterhead) - F Summertime (Iceberg) - F Tropicana (Heat tolerant-leaf) - F MELON Ambrosia (Cantaloupe) - 3C Burpee’s Hybrid (Cantaloupe Dulce Nectar (Honeydew) - 3C Eden’s Gem (Green Cantaloupe)* - 3C Emerald Gem (Cantaloupe)* - 3C Hale’s Best (Cantaloupe)* - 3C Lambkin (Christmas) - 3C Lily (Crenshaw)- 3C Minnesota Midget (Cantaloupe) - 3C Noir des Carmes (Fr. Cantaloupe)* - 3C Prescott Fond Blanc (Cantaloupe)* - 3C Sakata’s Sweet (Asian)* - 3C Sarah’s Choice (Cantaloupe) - 3C Savor (Charantais) - 3C Superstar (Cantaloupe) – 3C MUSTARD Cherokee - F Green Wave - F Red Giant - F OKRA Burgundy - F Jambalaya - F ONION Sets (Bulbs) Red Vidalia White Yellow PARSLEY ROOT - F PEPPER BELL Bell Boy - F, 4C Blushing Beauty - 4C Chocolate Beauty - 4C Golden Summer - F, 4C Ivory - 4C Jingle Bell (Mini) - 4C King of the North (Red) - F, 4C Lady Bell - F, 4C Lilac - 4C Merlot - 4C Mohawk (Containers) - 4C Red Knight – F, 4C Super Heavyweight - 4C Valencia (Orange Bell) - 4C Yes to Yellow - 4C PEPPER HOT Aji Amarillo* - 4C Aji Cristal* - 4C Aji Pineapple* - 4C 38 VEGETABLES PEPPER HOT - cont. Anaheim - 4C Beaver Dam* - 4C Big Sun Habanero - 4C Black Congo - 4C Bulgarian Carrot Chile* - 4C Butch T (Hot) - 4C Cajun Belle - 4C Caribbean Red (Very Hot) - 4C Cayenne Long Thin - F, 4C Cherry Bomb - 4C Chiltepin (Very Hot) - 4C Chipotle - 4C Chocolate Ghost - 4C Chocolate Habanero - 4C Chocolate Naga - 4C Chocolate Scorpion - 4C Cyklon* - 4C Datil (Mild) - 4C Fatalii* - 4C Georgia Flame* - 4C Ghost (Bhut Jalokia-One of the Hottest!) – 4C Golden Cayenne - 4C Habanero (Hot) - 4C Holy Molé (Mild) – 4C Hungarian Hot (Hot Banana) - F, 4C Hot Portugal *- 4C Jalapeno (Hot) - F, 4C Joe’s Round* – 4C Lemon Drop* - 4C Maule’s Red Hot - 4C Moringa Red - 4C Mustard Habanero - 4C Naga Morich - 4C Orchid (Mild) - 4C Padrone - 4C Pasilla Bajio - 4C Peach Habanero - 4C Poblano San Martin (Ancho) - 4C Purple Cayenne* - 4C Reaper (Hot) - 4C Red Fatalii - 4C Red Manzano (Med Hot) - 4C Red Peter (Hot)* – 4C Red Savina (Hot) - 4C Robin’s Long Cayenne (Mild) - 4C Rooster Spur* - 4C Scotch Bonnet - 4C Serrano (Hot) – 4C 7 Pot Chocolate - 4C 7 Pot Red - 4C 7 Pot White - 4C Super Chili (Hot) - F, 4C Texas Bird* - 4C Vegetables are a must when on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis PEPPER HOT - cont. Thai Hot - 4C Tobasco - 4C Trinidad Scorpion* (LETHAL) - 4C Urfa Biber - 4C Wenk’s Yellow Hot* - 4C White Habanero - 4C Yellow Bhut - 4C Yellow Devil’s Tongue - 4C Yellow Fatalii - 4C Yellow Moruga - 4C Yellow Naga - 4C Zavory - 4C Zimbabwe Bird - 4C PEPPER SWEET Carmen - 4C Corno di Toro* - 4C Cubanelle* – 4C Fooled You (Mild Jalapeno) – 4C Giant Marconi - F Golden Treasure - 4C Gypsy - 4C Hungarian Sweet (Sweet Banana) - F, 4C Lipstick - 4C Lunchbox Orange - 4C Lunchbox Red - 4C Lunchbox Yellow - 4C Paprika - 4C Peperoncini – 4C Pimento Elite - 4C Sheepnose Pimento *- 4C Super Sweet Cherry - 4C PUMPKIN Baby Pam - 3C Cannon Ball - 3C Dill’s Atlantic Giant - 3C Fairytale (Musque de Provence)* - 3C Galeaux d’Eysines (Peanut)* - 3C Howden - 3C Jack-Be-Little - 3C Jarrahdale* - 3C Long Island Cheese* - 3C Lumina (White) - 3C Marina de Chiogga* - 3C New England Sugar Pie* - 3C Red Warty Thing* - 3C Rouge vif D’etampes* - 3C Sorcerer – 3C RADDICHIO Bel Fiore - F Fiero - F Indigo - F SCALLIONS Deep Purple - F Nabechan - F 39 TOMATO CHERRY - cont. Sweet ‘n’ Neat Scarlet - 6” Sweet Treats - 4C SPINACH Bloomsdale Longstanding* - F Tomaccio - 4C Olympia - F Tomatoberry - 4C Perpetual - F Yellow Pear* - 4C Tyee - F TOMATO HEIRLOOM Ananas Noire* - 4C SQUASH SUMMER Papaya Pear – 3C Aunt Ruby’s German * - 4C Peter Pan - 3C Big Rainbow* - 4C Sunburst Patty Pan - 3C Black Krim* – 4C Superpik (Yellow Straightneck) - 3C Brandywine * - F, G, 6” Grafted Yellow Crookneck* - 3C Cherokee Purple * - 4C, G, 6” Grafted SQUASH WINTER Black Futsu* - 3C Costoluto Genovese * - 4C Blue Ballet - 3C Dixie Golden Giant* - 4C Buttercup (Bonbon) - 3C German Red Strawberry* - 4C Delicata - 3C Giant Belgium* - 4C Delicata Bush - 3C Goldie* - 4C Early Butternut - 3C Great White* - 4C Jet (Acorn) - 3C Herb’s German Gold* - F, 4C Kabocha Orange Sunshine - 3C Herb’s Red* - F, 4C Red Kuri - 3C Hillbilly* - F, 4C Spaghetti - 3C Jaune Flamme* - 4C Sweet Dumpling - 3C Kellogg’s Breakfast* - 4C Sweet Meat* - 3C Marglobe* - F STRAWBERRY (Yeah, we know they’re fruits) Mortgage Lifter * - F, 6” Grafted All Star - June bearing - 3C square Moskvich* - 4C Fort Laramie - Everbearing - 3C square Mr. Stripey* - 4C, G Honeoye - June bearing - 3C square Old German* - 4C Ozark Beauty - Everbearing - 3C square Orange Oxheart * - 4C Seascape - Everbearing - 3C square Orange Strawberry* - 4C Sequoia - June bearing - 3C square Oxheart * - 4C SWEET POTATOES Georgia Jet - 3C square Pineapple* - 4C, 6” Grafted Vardaman - 3C square Principe Borghese* - 4C White Yam - 3C square Rose* - F, 4C SWISS CHARD Bright Lights - F Rossa Sicilian* - 4C Fordhook Giant - F Silvery Fir Tree* - 4C Oriole - F Slava* - 4C TOMATILLO De Milpa* – F Stupice* - 4C Gigante - F Thessalonika* - 4C TOMATO CHERRY Chocolate Cherry - 4C Valencia* - 4C Cupid (Grape) - 4C TOMATO HYBRID Abraham Lincoln - 4C Green Grape - 4C Beefmaster (Beefsteak) - F, 4C Hagan Little Yellow - 4C Better Boy - F, 4C, G Indigo Rose - 4C Better Bush - 4C Italian Ice - 4C Big Beef - 6” Grafted Matt’s Wild Cherry* - 4C Big Boy - F, G New Hampshire Pickling* - 4C Big Zac - F, 4C Red Currant - 4C Biltmore - F, 4C Red Pear* - 4C Bush Champion - 4C Sugar Lump* - 4C Celebrity - F, 4C Sun Cherry - F, 4C Champion - F, 4C, G Sungold - F, 4C, G Early Girl - 6” Grafted Sun Sugar - 4C Fourth of July - F, 4C, G Supersweet 100 - F, 4C, G Fried Green - 4C Husky Red - 4C If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup would Jetsetter - F be a smoothie, right? Lemon Boy - F, 4C VEGETABLES 40 VEGETABLES HERBS TOMATO HYBRID - cont. Park’s Whopper - F Rutgers - F Tomande – F, 4C Valley Girl - 4C Yellow Stuffer - 4C TOMATO PASTE Amish Paste * - F, 4C La Roma – F, 4C Orange Banana* - 4C Purple Russian* - 4C Roman Candle* - 4C San Marzano – F, 4C TOMATO SALADETTE Black Plum* - 4C Green Zebra * - 4C Health Kick - 4C Ildi - 4C Japanese Trifele* - 4C Juliet - 4C Moonglow - 4C Red Zebra - 4C Wapsipinicon Peach* - 4C WATERMELON Crimson Sweet - 3C Cream of Saskatchewan* - 3C Moon and Stars* - 3C Orangeglo* - 3C Sorbet Swirl - 3C Sugar Baby - 3C Yellow Doll - 3C ZUCCHINI Alexandria - 3C Cocozelle - 3C Costata Romanesco* - 3C Eight Ball - 3C Elite - 3C Raven - 3C Spacemiser (Compact) - 3C This year the herbs have moved to the greenhouse beside the vegetable house. Besides these plants, we also offer packaged seed, bulk seed, potted horseradish, Jersey Knight asparagus roots, seed potatoes, onion sets, and the new pink-flowered strawberry hybrids, Frisan and Toscana, in hanging baskets. A garden is not a matter of life or death. It’s much more important than that. unknown Please understand the reason why Chinese vegetables taste so good. It is simple. The Chinese do not cook them, they just threaten them. - Jeff Smith Pot sizes 14.29 fl oz / 422.7 ml 1.42 pt / 675.9 ml KEY A=Annual herbs B=Biennial herbs P=Perennial herbs T=Tender Needs winter protection C=Culinary ANISE A-C BASIL African Blue A-C Amethyst Cinnamon Genovese Greek Column Green Bouquet Herbalea Ajaka Herbalea Green Fortune Herbalea Harlekin Holy Green and Red Italian Lettuce Leaf Licorice Mrs. Burns Lemon Napoletano Poppy Joes Purple Ruffles Red Freddy Red Rubin Siam Queen Spicy Globe Supersweet Chen Sweet Sweet Dani Thai Magic White Edged BAY LAUREL T-C BORAGE Blue A BURNET P-C CARAWAY A-C CATNIP Common P Lemon Scented CHAMOMILE German A-C CHERVIL A-C CHIVES Common P-C Garlic CILANTRO Coriander A-C 3-packs COMFREY P DILL Bouquet A-C Fernleaf Super Dukat EPAZOTE A 41 HERBS EUCALYPTUS A FENNEL Bronze T-C Green GARLIC A-C GERMANDER P HOREHOUND Archer’s Variegated P Common P-C LAVENDER Ellegance White P Goodwin Creek P-C P Grosso P-C Hidcote P-C Jean Davis P-C Munstead P-C Phenomenal P Platinum Blonde P Provence P LEMON BALM Common P-C LEMON GRASS A-C LEMON VERBENA A-C LIPPIA Sweet Herb A-C LOVAGE P-C MARJORAM Golden A-C Sweet Zaatar MINT Apple P-C Chewing Gum Chocolate Corsican T Ginger Hilary’s Sweet Lemon Kentucky Colonel Lime Mojito Orange Peppermint Pineapple Spearmint MOUNTAIN MINT P-C NASHIA Moujean Tea A-C OIL TEA TREE Melaleuca A OREGANO Cuban (Plectranthus) A Greek P-C Hot and Spicy P-C Italian P-C Mexican A-C Turkestan A-C PAPALO A PARSLEY Curled B-C 3-packs Italian PATCHOULI Pogostemon A PENNYROYAL Common P PLECTRANTHUS caninus A ROSEMARY Arp P-C Barbeque T-C Common T-C ROSEMARY - cont. Golden Rain T-C Gorizia T-C Madeline Hill P-C Spice Island T-C Tuscan Blue T-C RUE P SAGE Common P-C Dwarf P-C Golden A Mexican A Pineapple A Pineapple Golden Delicious A-C Purple A-C SAGE - cont. Tricolor A-C White A-C SANTOLINA chamaecyparissus T rosmarinifolia T SAVORY Creeping Winter P Summer A-C Winter P SHALLOTS A-C SHISO Green A-C Purple ST. JOHN’S WORT P STEVIA rebaudiana Sugar Leaf A-C SWEET ANNIE A TARRAGON French P-C THYME Caraway P Coconut P Elfin P English P-C French P-C Golden Lemon P Lavender P Lemon P-C Lime P-C Orange P-C serphyllum P Silver P Spicy Orange P Wooly P VALERIAN Garden Heliotrope P VICKS PLANT Plectranthus purpuratus A POTPOURRI Lactose Intolerant means that you should avoid eating dairy products. Lack Toast and Tolerant means that you don’t have any toast and you’re okay with it. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov 42 THE GOOD FOLKS WHO WORK HERE Thirty-two years is a long time. Without these great people to help us all these years, we wouldn’t be here…or at the very least we’d be way way behind. Here are their lovely pictures along with their favorite animal. Nick Baker Pam Baker Sarah Baker Susan Broehl Cheryl Campbell Katy Gamertsfelder Tovah Gross Dachshunds Lions Mark James Patty Lewis Steve Liss Tom Messerall Dogs Maine Coon Cats Jean Morrison Trish Padley Carol Benedict Bill Murray Nancy Baker Chris Baker Dogs Mini Australian Shepherds Manatees Horses Carolyn Swisher Squirrels Sloths Dogs Bald Eagles Dogs Horses Tina Haegele Dogs Praying Mantises Cows Tigers Sharon Ellis Groundhogs Ocelots These fine people also help on a part-time basis: David Lees, Mike Morrison, John Schwartz, Andy Taylor and maybe some other folks who haven’t been hired as of this printing. 43 COOL PLACES TO VISIT Central Ohio has many great greenhouses and garden centers. It is a close-knit and friendly community and you’d be hard pressed to find nicer people. We don’t have space to list all the garden centers; you can find them in the phone book. We are listing some of the specialty/hobby greenhouses and public gardens that are worth visiting if you’re in the area: • Glasshouse Works - Fantastic selection of tropicals, succulents, and hardy plants. Huge display of books, pottery, statuary and garden art. Impressive web site. Catalog. Church St., P.O. Box 97, Stewart, OH 45778 800-837-2142 www.glasshouseworks.com • Companion Plants - Outstanding herbs and other botanicals. Great displays. Plants and seeds. Catalog. 7247 North Coolville Ridge Rd., Athens, OH 45701 740-592-4643 www.companionplants.com • Quailcrest Farms - Large variety of herbs, old roses and perennials. Lots of display gardens. Catalog. 2810 Armstrong Rd., Wooster, OH 44691 330-345-6722 www.quailcrest.com • Wade and Gatton Nursery - THE place for Hostas. Also daylilies, perennials and woodies. Unsurpassed display gardens. Catalog. 1288 Gatton Rocks Rd., Bellville, OH 44813-9106 419-883-3191 www.wadeandgattonnurseries.com • Lynd’s Fruit Farm - Quality fruit farm with a great corn maze in the fall. 9090 Morse Rd., Pataskala, OH 43062 740-964-4744 www.lyndfruitfarm.com • Amity Farm Hostas - Our neighbors. Wonderful selection of Hostas. Some other shade perennials. Check the site or call. 3050 Johnstown-Alexandria Rd, Alexandria, OH 43001 740-924-0400 www.amityfarm.com • Inniswood Gardens - Beautiful wooded Metro Park with streams, wildflowers, formal beds and herb gardens. 940 S. Hempstead Rd., Westerville, OH 43081 614-895-6216 www.inniswood.org • Franklin Park Conservatory – Outstanding Victorian glasshouse with beautiful modern upgrades. A showplace. 1777 E. Broad St., Columbus, OH 43203 800-214-7275 www.fpconservatory.org • Dawes Arboretum - A first class arboretum just off I-70. Great Japanese Garden. 7770 Jacksontown Rd., Newark, OH 43056 www.dawesarb.org 800.44.DAWES • Chadwick Arboretum and Learning Gardens - Spread out over the Ohio State Campus. Interesting flower trials, perennial beds, labyrinth. http://chadwickarboretum.osu.edu/ PLANT SOCIETIES Feel the need for the companionship of other plant nerds like yourself? Here are some: • Central Ohio Hosta Society – Mona Darwin [email protected] • Columbus Garden Railway Society - Richard Abler [email protected] 614-885-0351 www.thecgrs.org • Metropolitan Columbus Daylily Society – Sylvia Mellinger [email protected] www.columbusdaylilies.us • Ohio Valley Chapter North American Rock Garden Society - http://ovnargs.org/ Chuck Ellsworth, 5728 Running Fox Lane, Mason, OH 45040 [email protected] • Columbus Bonsai Society - Hold monthly meetings at Franklin Park Conservatory www.columbusbonsai.org • Ohio Prairie Association - www.ohioprairie.org • Central Ohio Daffodil Society - Phyllis Hess 614-882-5720 [email protected] • Central Ohio Cactus & Succulent Society - http://columbus-cactus-club.webs.com/index.html • Central Ohio Orchid Society - www.coosinfo.info • Central Ohio Unit of the Herb Society of America - www.herbsociety.org/units/central-ohiounit.html • Ohio Herb Education Center – 110 Mill Street, Gahanna, OH 43230 614-342-4380 www.gahanna.gov/departments/parks/herbcenter.aspx • Perennial Plant Association - www.perennialplant.org 44 RADIO ADS We advertise on 610 WTVN’s “In the Garden with Ron Wilson”, a two-hour callin gardening program that airs Saturdays at 10 am. Ron is very entertaining and dispenses a great amount of sound horticultural advice. Our ads can also be heard at various other times on WODC 93.3 (FM). We also do TV spots on WCMH NBC4 and, new this year, on WBNS Channel 10. Be sure to look for them. The radio spots are ‘oddly different’, much like the pair that appears in them: Chris Baker as himself and buddy Chris Calvin as ‘Cal, The Voice of Baker’s Acres’. The theme song was written and produced by Mr. Baker and performed by his musical cronies, aka The Baker’s Acres Orchestra and Chorus. For the sake of their professional careers they have asked not to be identified. If you were unfortunate enough to hear the theme song previously, it is probably still playing over and over in your head until, desperate for relief, you’ve resorted to self-medication. WEB SITE, NEWSLETTER & FACEBOOK Many of you web-surfer-type folks have asked if we have a website. As they say in technological Internet jargon…yes, we do. The site has received a brand new facelift and went live in March of 2014. Many thanks to the good folks at Ipso Web Design in Akron for all their hard work in the redesign. The new site is much easier to navigate and has a lot more information. In fact, if you want to download this catalog in PDF form, there is a button to click. We will also announce any special events, write a blog, share special information and, hopefully, offer a live inventory of plants. Since we have discontinued mailing catalogs and sale postcards due to the high cost of postage, we have started an Email Newsletter, to be sent seven or eight times a year to keep you abreast of the latest happenings here at the Acres. To sign up, go to the contact page and follow the directions. We promise not to share your email addresses with anyone. www.bakersacresgreenhouse.com Oh, and for those of you who are facially bookish, Baker’s Acres Greenhouse is on Facebook. Just look us up in the search box. Be sure to get the Ohio Baker’s Acres. Become a fan and get the latest and greatest Acres Info. THE 10% CARD We like to reward our frequent flower buyers. If you’re here a lot, we have a program for you. Here’s the deal: you can purchase a 10% off, non-transferable card from us for $50. This may be used all of 2014 for any purchase. Simply present it to the cashier when checking out. It should be a simple way to save some money if you spend a lot of it here at the Acres. SUMMER BREAK Last year, in an effort to make sense out of the S-L-O-W summer garden center business in July and August, we closed during the week from the end of July until the end of August, but remained open on weekends. This year, we’re staying open all the time - probably. It just gets too confusing to switch hours every month. Your best bet is to check the website or the Facebook page in case we make any changes. Or you can call us. We’ll also post summer hours in the Email newsletter. END OF SEASON We usually end our season on the first Sunday in October, but we play it by ear and sometimes stay open longer, depending on the weather. The first Sunday was always our potluck but we have changed it to charity Sunday. A portion of your purchase goes to your choice of several different organizations. 45 BUS TOURS We seem to have become a destination for garden clubs, horticulture classes, Master Gardener groups and other various gardening gangs. If your group would like a tour, just call us to set up a time (please, no weekends in May). There are several good restaurants in nearby Granville if you’re looking to add lunch to the trip. We can handle anything from a van full to a busload or two so bring ‘em on. OUR GUARANTEE In a perfect world everything that you buy here would be …well…perfect, but we all know imperfection is part of our normal lives. Around here we strive for perfection, but if that less than perfect thing happens, here are our guarantees and conditions. • All plants and all hardgoods are guaranteed and may be returned in resaleable condition, for store credit, exchange, or cash refund, for up to five days. Resaleable condition is defined as growing in the original healthy state, in the original container, and with the original tags or packaging. • Perennials are guaranteed from time of purchase until October 15th, with receipt, for store credit only. Winter wetness is usually the culprit in perennial failure and is beyond our control. • Outdoor trees and shrubs are guaranteed for one year from time of purchase, with receipt, for store credit only. This tree and shrub guarantee may be waived at the time of purchase by the customer in exchange for 10% off the purchase price. • Any plant that leaves our greenhouse with a disease, insect problem or an incorrect tag may be returned with no questions asked. Unconditionally. • This guarantee does not cover death or damage caused by Mother Nature such as flooding, winds, frost, drought, rabbit and deer browsing, locusts, stampedes, or giant armadillos. We reserve the right to void any guarantee due to CUSTOMER NEGLECT or ABUSE. How can we logically be held responsible for something over which we have no control? Replacement plants are not guaranteed. All sale items are final for anything 50 percent off or more and are not guaranteed. CUSTOM POTTING Dig this! We offer a custom potting service. Here’s the scoop. • Bring your own pots and we’ll design your containers for you. • Give us about 1 week lead time. • Know your light requirements • $50 per hour plus the price of the plants. Cost includes soil and labor. Need help designing? Call Nick or Pam for a design appointment. SMALL WORLD Fairy Gardens, Terrariums and Garden Railways are very popular right now and we offer many smaller plants and accessories for these fun ways to garden. ORGANICS You want organic? We’ve got organic. We now offer organic lawn, flower and vegetable fertilizers exclusively. We will try to offer beneficial ladybugs and praying mantis eggs, but these are sometimes hard to obtain. Check with us. New this year, all our vegetables and herbs will be fed with organic fertilizer. They are never sprayed with chemicals. We can’t say that they are Certified Organic - that certification is very costly and hard to obtain - but we do make every effort to grow them in a responsible and organic way. 46 THANKS 2014 is our 32nd year in business. Many wonderful people have helped us over the years, some in large ways, some in small, but all deeply appreciated. Here’s a list of folks we’d like to thank. Please forgive us any omissions. Barb and Richard Abler Tom Glass Claudio Pasian Wouter Addink Marsha Gleaves Angie Patterson Bev Allen Gary Gossett Steve Pletcher Adelaide Amos Jayson Grunewald Chuck Powell Allan Armitage Carol and Dennis Haas Steve Powell Bob and Nancy Armstrong Erna Hassebrock Rita Randolph Pam and Jim Ashworth Bob and Nancy Heber Sandy Raupp Bob and Marge Baker Dan Heims Mike Rausch Donna and Jeff Baker Bert Hendley Mark Raymond Alice Baroody Dale Hendricks Al Rector Susan Barton Herb the Tomato Guy Kevin Reiner Chris Bernacchi Julia and Eric Hofley John and Penny Replogle Darrell Betts Mike and Diane Howard Bob and Lucy Riffle David Biggar Fred Hower Teresa Riley Monica Bilbao Craig Jaynes Anne Roberts Roger and Diane Billman Chris Jensen Earl Robinson Duane ‘Mocko’ Binkley Dave and Anne Johnson Ray Rogers Ann Bird Rose Jones Ralph and Martha Rohrbaugh Christine Block Max Kackstetter Chuck Ross Bluebird Nursery Howard Katz Ken Sadd Tim Bright Lu and Jerry Killilea, Sr. Judy and Scott Schell Jim Broderick Karen & Jerry Killilea, Jr. Rick Schoellhorn Rindy Brooks Brian Killilea Jack Schmidt Bob Brown Deb Knapke Jack and Katie Skaggs Ed Buckingham Debbie Knitz Elton Smith Jeff Burkholder Janet Kohr Irene Snyder Chris and Sue Calvin Elaine Kolb Nancy Lee Spilove Carmella Carlton Bob and Dink Larson Ellen Stein Walter and Ellen Castle Dave Lees Bert Stevens Steve Castorani Virginia Lees Bob and Suzy Stewart Ann Champney & Jim Miller Brock Lehman Mary Stowe Myron Cherry Woody Lily Lucy Tavener Doug Cole Dick Lindquist Peggy and Dave Tefft Darlene Cooper Mitch Lynd Uncle Bill Toennis Anne and Mark Cox Chuck Lyons Rick Tower Dick Derks Justin Marotta Candy and Lloyd Traven Diana Derringer Kim Marshall Jason Twaddell Janet Dickstein Jane Martin Brad and Russ Ulery Jerry and Eileen Dill Bob and Pam McCarthy Claire Walsh Robbie DuPont Ursula McMorrow Walter’s Gardens Tracy DiSabato-Aust Dennis McNulty Jeff Watt Dude and Jeannie Engel Tom McNutt Carl and Mary Jane Weals Walter Engel Sr. Holly Messerall Connie Williams Jim Eyerdom Tom and Anne Messerall Brian Wilson Dave and John Fleming Jim Monroe Harry Wilson Joe and Nina Fleming Jim and Sherrie Moore Ned and Mitzie Wilson Kenny Fleming Mike Morrison Ron Wilson Larry Fleming Bill Noble Joanne Woodyard Ken Frieling and Tom Winn Sonnie and Mike Nye Jenny Wright and Stan Millie Gavitt Tim O’Dell McCumber Bernard Gebhart Janet Oberleisen Jim Yonkers Jim and LaVonda Gibson Caroline Ouding Roseanne Zerafa Glen and Kate Giffen Betsy Parker Tom and Rita Zigo 47 NOTES These ‘Notes’ pages are common sights in catalogs because of the way catalogs are constructed - in units of four pages. If you don’t have enough material to fill exactly four pages, people label the empty pages as ‘Notes’ pages. We’ve never been clear on what kind of notes they mean. Are we supposed to take notes on a lecture or slide presentation (who can see, the lights are so low)? Are we supposed to rip the pages out and send them as thank you notes or put notes on the refrigerator (Wendell, we’re out of beer again. And get some milk and bread while you’re out). Perhaps it’s for reminding yourself to tell the catalog sender never, ever send you another stupid catalog. Here’s your ‘Notes’ page, what’s left of it. You figure it out. Office Use Only – Do Not Write Below This Line 48 HOW TO FIND US... For your driving pleasure, the Rt. 161 four lane upgrade is complete from Columbus to Newark. After 32 years of being in the ‘middle of nowhere’ we are finally in the ‘middle of somewhere’. Baker’s Acres Greenhouse is just 27 miles northeast of downtown Columbus, 12 miles west of Newark and 1,356.2 miles north of Key West. HOW TO REACH US... BAKER’S ACRES GREENHOUSE 3388 Castle Road Alexandria, Ohio 43001 1-800-934-6525 740-924-6525 FAX 740-924-0500 E-Mail [email protected] www.bakersacresgreenhouse.com Baker’s Acres Greenhouse is on Facebook If all these methods fail, you’ll just have to send somebody.