June 2008
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June 2008
vol.5 no.8 june ’08 your new orleans music and culture alternative ALSO: GOOD GUYS I BALLZACK AND BIFF ROSE ROBIN BOUDREAUX I GLORYBEE’S NANCY ’KANG WORN AGAIN I JOE ADRAGNA TALKS TO SLOAN www.antigravitymagazine.com In this picture, Row 1: DJ Soul Sister (Mar. ‘08), Row 2: Lil’ Doogie (Apr. ‘08), THE Reverend Spooky LeStrange and Clockwork Elvis’ DC Harbold (Dec. ‘07), Row 3: One Man Machine (Mar. ‘07), Row 4: The Bally Who (May ‘07), GloryBee (June ‘04), The Gray Ghost (Nov. ‘07) Back: AG Editor Leo McGovern, Caesar Meadows. FREE! PHOTO BY MANTARAY PHOTOGRAPHY your new orleans music and culture alternative SCORE ONE FOR THE GOOD GUYS page 12 ON THE COVER: FEATURE REVIEW: AG’s 4-Year Anniversary Sloan Plays in our Junior League_page 19 FEATURES: REVIEWS: Ballzack Smells Biff Rose_page 14 Comics_page 25 (Gray) Ghosts from covers past take part in the celebration. A controversial New Orleans figure gets his brain picked by the West Bank rapper. Robin Boudreaux_page 16 Some bittersweet Symphonics. The Junior League’s Joe Adragna talks to Sloan about their new album, Parallel Play. Bringing down the Warhammer. Music_page 22 Albums by: Boris, The Dresden Dolls, Fernando Braxton & The Earthmovers, Fuck Buttons, Gravy, The National, Nine Inch Nails and No Age. COLUMNS: EVENTS: ANTI-News_page 4 Listings_page 26 Some of the news that’s fit to print. The Rock & Roll Confessional_page 5 Step into the Confessional one last time. Live New Orleans_page 6 Previews of Lil’ Doogie, Mudhoney, The Roots, A Living Soundtrack and a film show brought to you by DJ Soul Sister. Songe remembers the heyday of Weezer. COMICS: Burn the Scene_page 7 Illustrations_page 31 AuraLee’s not happy with Japanther. Saint Nick_page 8 Why wasn’t Chris Paul the NBA MVP? Guidance Counseling_page 9 Guest advice-giver Nancy Kang sets you straight. Sound Advice_page 10 Legalese from AG. The Goods_page 11 Miss Malaprop wears the Worn Again fashion show. Again. Qomix, How To Be Happy, The K Chronicles, The Perry Bible Fellowship, Load. NEXT MONTH: Part 2 of Ballzack/Biff Rose, Studio In The Country, and more... STAFF PUBLISHER/EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Leo McGovern [email protected] ASSOCIATE EDITORS: Dan Fox [email protected] Marty Garner [email protected] CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: Andrew Bizer [email protected] Bryan Funck [email protected] Dan Mitchell [email protected] AuraLee Petzko [email protected] Sara Pic [email protected] Mike Rodgers [email protected] Nicholas Simmons [email protected] Jason Songe [email protected] J.W. Spitalny [email protected] Mallory Whitfield [email protected] Alex Woodward [email protected] AD SALES: [email protected] 504-881-7508 INTERNS: Caroline DeBruhl [email protected] Christopher Woods [email protected] Cover art by Caesar Meadows We like stuff! Send it to: 111 South Alexander St. New Orleans, La. 70119 Have listings? Send them to: events@antigravity magazine.com ANTIGRAVITY is a publication of ANTIGRAVITY, INC. RESOURCES: Homepage: www.antigravitymagazine.com MySpace: www.myspace.com/ antigravitymagazine INTROLETTER FROM YOUR EDITOR Q uite often in this space I find myself saying, “It’s hard to believe” whatever event’s happening that month, particularly when it’s an anniversary month, like now. It was hard to believe time flew by so fast between our debut in June 2004 and our second year, and time flew by (though it certainly seemed to drag on sometimes) between June 2005 and June 2006. I can barely remember what we were doing in June 2007 (a quick check shows it was covering DJ Jubilee), and in 2008 we’re still rolling on. In some ways it’s business as usual—we’ve got interviews with local artists Good Guys and Robin Boudreaux, as well as special artist-on-artist talks between Ballzack and the controversial Biff Rose and The Junior League’s Joe Adragna and Sloan’s Jay Ferguson—but in some ways it feels like we just graduated high school, and it’s not just because we’ll have wrapped up our fourth year by the time you get this. College and high school graduations will have been over for a week or two by the time you get to read these words, and even now as I’m typing them one of our own is on a voyage to the next part of his life. AG Associate Editor Marty Garner’s driving to Los Angeles to become an intern at Infectious Publicity’s (the same Infectious that once booked The Howlin’ Wolf and TwiRoPa, and now helps book Republic) L.A. office, and he’s going to become a freelance writer and work his way into doing what he wants: writing for people like me and you. When you think about, Marty’s the first full graduate of the school of AG. We have former AGers in high places now, but Noah Bonaparte, Patrick Strange and Miles Britton (all editors, at Gambit, Filter and Magnet, respectively) were all exceptional writers when they joined this rag—we just gave them a place to steadily vent their thoughts for a while. Marty, as he details in this month’s last installation of his Rock & Roll Confessional column, joined up as a young guy writing blog-style reviews of live shows and over the past three years or so we’ve seen his voice age into a solid, passionate and respectable writer. So in a way it’s fitting that on this four-year anniversary we see our first young protégé leave us for the greener pastures of California. Like I say of all those guys before him, I’m proud to say I had something to do with Marty’s ascent, and it makes me remember that I’m proud of these first four years, because when things like this come around it makes me feel like we’ve done something, you know? We’re not just cranking out reviews, toeing the line and meeting the minimum. When things like this come around, I feel like we’re making a difference, and I have to say that it feels pretty damned good. Thanks for all the good work, Marty, and the same goes for everyone else who is or has been involved with this magazine over the past four years. It’s been a fun ride, and we’re not stopping any time soon. —Leo McGovern, Publisher/Editor In Chief NOTE: Wondering how this could be our 4-year anniversary when this issue is vol.5 no.8? When we returned post-K, we restarted with vol.3 no.1 in Nov. ‘05. COLUMNANTI-NEWS AND REVIEWS VOODOO ADDS, SUBTRACTS ARTISTS Last month we announced the headliners of Voodoo Music Experience ‘08: Stone Temple Pilots, Nine Inch Nails and R.E.M., along with The Neville Brothers. Since then The Neville Brothers have dropped out of the three-day festival, and according to Pollstar. com, STP will headline the Friday edition while R.E.M. will help close out the weekend by performing on Sunday. Added to the Friday lineup is Reverend Horton Heat and Supersuckers. ZYDEPUNKS READY NEW ALBUM Local Cajun-Irish-Breton-Klezmer-Slavic-Zydeco band The Zydepunks announced on their website that their new album, the follow-up to 2007’s Exile Waltz, will have a release party on September 5th at One Eyed Jacks. Said the band on May 16th: “We finished mixing at Piety Street earlier this week and are mastering… next week. Included on this CD will be all the songs y’all have been hearing for a good year now + some newer stuff.” Find out more about The Zydepunks at zydepunks.com. A.D.: NEW ORLEANS AFTER THE DELUGE PICKED UP BY PANTHEON BOOKS, SET FOR SUMMER ‘09 RELEASE A.D.: New Orleans After The Deluge, the webcomic by Brooklyn artist Josh Neufeld (American Splendor, The Vagabonds) that features the Katrina stories of six New Orleanians, including ANTIGRAVITY Editor Leo McGovern, secured a book deal with Random House affiliate Pantheon Books and will be released in an extended format during the summer of 2009. A.D. joins a Pantheon roster of award-winning graphic novels that deal with social commentary, such as Marjane Satrapi’s Persepolis and Art Spiegelman’s Maus and In The Shadow of No Towers, as well as stalwarts like Charles Burns’ Black Hole, Jessica Abel’s La Perdida and Chris Ware’s Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid On Earth. You can find the original run of A.D., currently on Chapter 11, at smithmag.net/afterthedeluge. THE LAST PERRY BIBLE FELLOWSHIP WE’LL RUN (THIS TIME, IT’S PERSONAL) A few months ago, we announced that we’d run our last Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip, since PBF creator Nick Gurewitch decided to take an extended break and focus on other projects. We meant to find a new strip to take its place, but we’ll admit it: we were lazy, so we ran a few months worth of classic PBFs. However, that’ll change in July when we debut a new strip that features a character named Firesquito, a hot sauce-powered superhero borne in a mutagen- 4_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative infested Louisiana swamp. It’s written by AG Editor Leo McGovern with art by Qomix’ Caesar Meadows. Will it be good? We can’t say. Will it be funny? Also can’t say. Will it be in the July issue? That, we can say: “Yes.” NOLA RISING VS. THE GRAY GHOST: FINALLY OVER We’ve noted over and over the case of Michael “Rex” Dingler, founder and artist behind NOLA Rising and the fight brought to him by Fred Radtke, a.k.a. The Gray Ghost. A quick recap: Radtke had Dingler charged with 1,100 counts of unlawfully posting NOLA Rising art/signs on public property. Dingler faced $50,000 in fines while Radtke, who this magazine believes to also be a lawbreaker for painting over public and private property, remains uncharged. On May 22nd, Dingler had his day in court and wound up essentially face-to-face with Radtke. Dingler walked away fined $200 for one count of unlawful sign-posting and his record expunged if he refrains from posting any signs for six months. On May 23rd, Dingler made a post on the NOLA Rising blog, nolarising.blogspot.com, detailing the court proceedings. Here are some excerpts that have to do with ANTIGRAVITY (which we’ll address later in this column) and the aftermath: “Radtke was seen reading aloud to Assistant District Attorney Joseph B. Landry the publication ANTIGRAVITY. He pointed out section after section of the ANTIGRAVITY [article] written by our beloved Sara Pic. After putting on his outdated pa-pa glasses, Mr. Radtke read the sections of the article where I likened him to a graffiti artist and he stated his personal offense at the things I said in the article. Radtke appeared in court carrying a five-foot NoLA Rising sign from his personal collection. Attempting to show Judge Early what sort of “mayhem” we conduct, Radtke lumbered into the courtroom with a sign he’s held on to since ANTIGRAVITY’s [February] Alternative Media Expo at the Contemporary Art Center, hosted by our friend Leo McGovern. The sign, though, was zip-tied to a private chain link fence...over which Radtke must’ve claimed his special brand of jurisdiction and had not actually been “posted” in regards to the citation.” Radtke cried to the judge that if he didn’t punish me severely, signs would appear overnight all across New Orleans. [Dingler’s Attorney] Mr. Spell pointed out that if ReX were punished severely, even more signs would appear across the city. In keeping with the spirit of NoLA Rising, ReX will be looking to give away signs to people who will do responsible things with them . If you are outraged that Radtke could even get this minimal amount of punishment levied against ReX, ReX encourages you to act in a manner befitting to the spirit of New Orleans Continued on Page 29... COLUMNCOMMENTARY THE LAST ROCK & ROLL CONFESSIONAL “ALL OF A SUDDEN, I MISS EVERYONE” by marty garner [email protected] I ’ve never lived anywhere but Louisiana. I grew up in Lafayette, spent two and a half years in New Orleans, and have lived in Baton Rouge for almost three years now. For a while I considered all of this, my heritage and the fact that I’m so tied to one part of the world, to be to my detriment, and I longed to get out like I was some character in a Springsteen song. But part of growing up is realizing the importance of having a place to call home, even if that place only serves as a launching pad. We may never physically return, but we never truly leave; we can’t, even if we want. We have been crafted by our homes, reared in the rainwater from Kenner to the West Bank and beyond, and we will always have that with us. Our heads will always be on our pillows, no matter where we fall asleep. What I’m getting at is this: this is my last month with ANTIGRAVITY. I’ll be following that old beaten path out west to Los Angeles before these words even show up on the stacks in Rue de la Course, the bench at Octavia Books, and in the trash cans outside of One Eyed Jacks, which is where I saw what will be my last New Orleans live show for quite a while. I don’t know, I guess I’m that age where I have to see what else is out there and what else is worth taking, and I’m certainly ready for a change. But right now I know where my head rests each night, and I hope I don’t forget it. I’ve been with AG for over three years, and while that’s probably not that long in the outside world, it aches like ages for me. The first piece I ever wrote for Leo was a one-hundred word blurb on Earlimart, who had the misfortune of playing TwiRoPa the same night that Arcade Fire blasted through town on their Funeral march. One of those bands is now the biggest group in indie rock; the other is about as active as the old Twine Rope and Paper factory itself (it rests in pieces now spread around the Warehouse District; its memories escaped with the flow of the nearby Mississippi). I wrote for ANTIGRAVITY through my half-life as a NOLA scenester, trying my best to build whatever cred I could. I wrote for ANTIGRAVITY through the jagged turnover of Katrina and the somehow equally rocky aftermath of my own spiritual upheavals. New Orleans, you and I are still dealing with our changes. I wrote for ANTIGRAVITY as a lover of the city crowbarred away from its embrace; I tried my best to sing you songs like a good lover and prayed that you were wooed. I wanted nothing more than to be a part of all of this, to somehow lend my voice to the sound that prickles ears when they hear the words “New Orleans.” I always thought of home as a place, something that’s only physical and pocket-sized, something no bigger than my room in my dad’s house. But home is bigger. It’s physical, sure, but hands and spirits created it. Hearts shaped our cast iron, stole our street signs, and pulled our neighborhoods together. Home is Abita on a front porch, but never alone. Home is sweating outside of JacquesImo’s and nudging past the tourists and smiling with the humidity glaze on your teeth. Home is all of us, together with the Being that has stitched the human heart with such care. Look around you; this is big and this is real. As a good friend of mine used to sing, “There’s much more to this; we’re not just holes in the choir.” I don’t know what to say other than all of this. I told you last September when I started this column that I was the self-righteous and preachy geek, and I’m sure that my words have lived up to that, though I’ve tried to be as honest as I can bear to be. It’s hard to be a good man, though, when you look out at what you used to think of as mud and realize that it’s only a mirror. Anyway, it’s been nothing short of a privilege and a blessing to help carve a corner of this place, to write to and for this city and to try my best to understand. If you are reading this (which you are), remember that you are the whirled sugar that America’s cotton candy is made of (but you already know that). But you’re the ink in its pages, too, even if they don’t realize it, and no measure of plastic beads and girls going wild is going to change any of that. New Orleans, when people dare peek into your corner, and all they see is mud and sugarfloss, don’t forget that you, too, are human, and that somewhere in the choke of tobacco and gunfire haze is the velvet hand that we’ve all been waiting to hold. Thank you for letting me call you home. I’ll always be proud. 5 antigravitymagazine.com_ COLUMNLOCAL MUSIC LIVE NEW ORLEANS SONGE REMEMBERS WEEZER by jason songe [email protected] “In our darkest hour Weak and overpowered Faith gone thick and sour If no one swoops down May our hearts sing louder Where’s the snake charmer who can heal a venomous heart?” —“Song for a Snake Charmer,” by The Physics of Meaning M y Dad got re-married a few weeks ago, and it was a difficult time for me. Thanks to support from friends, God, and music, I escaped relatively unscathed. The lyrics above come from the second verse of “Song for a Snake Charmer,” a song I repeated over and over again that week to get strength and so I could vent. I think the song’s actually about Dick Cheney, but that doesn’t change what it could do for me. Music can entertain, but it can also frame our lives, being a consoler (like above), motivator, or lubricator. It’s a great way to find the different characters inside of you. Recently, I was thinking of the albums most important to me, and sure enough, I can remember the time or event each album helped me through or just provided a glorious, victorious soundtrack for. I thought of Weezer first. When “The Sweater Song” was popular, they came through New Orleans but I was too young to see them (same thing happened with Crash Test Dummies—I fell asleep listening to their popular album for a couple weeks). Why do I think they played at Cooter Brown’s? Probably because that’s how I thought of Uptown at that point. It’s more probable that they played at Jimmy’s. I think of jamming on “Say It Ain’t So” with my friends at my parents’ house and realizing how restrained drummer Pat Wilson actually is in the song. He could have thrown in a lot more crashes, but it’s probably better he didn’t. Then there’s “Holiday,” the song I picked for a long time to represent Weezer on mix tapes. So rockin’, such candy for the ears, so free, so bohemian while also being able to be emotionally anchored. It seems weird now, but I had no idea Pinkerton was even out until I found it at Wal-Mart. Needless to say, they didn’t really promote that album. I loved putting “Getchoo” on mix tapes—it’s like getting thrown into a wind tunnel, in a good way. “El Scorcho” was an awesome video. The third album came out the same day as Tool’s Lateralus and REM’s Reveal. I took those three albums and basically put them on repeat during my trip to France and Italy. Over and over again I listened to that “Green” album on the train. What was it, thirty minutes long? Maladroit came out just as I was desperately trying to finish college in May instead of July. My girlfriend at the time told me I couldn’t get the album until I finished my exams. I probably agreed, but I do remember getting it early. Was Weezer why I graduated in the summer? Probably not, but Maladroit certainly didn’t help me focus. It’s a “break outta those chains” kind of album. I took a little vacation from all the post-K stress by driving to Houston for Foo Fighters and Weezer, who were on their Make Believe tour. How great is “We Are All on Drugs?” LOREN MURRELL Loren Murrell is a gifted local singer-songwriter who seemed to just jump out of nowhere, just in time to leave the city, maybe for good. What a voice. He’s got this smoky, jazz-meetsJeff Buckley-meets-Bob Dylan thing going on. You can check him out every Monday at the Balcony Music Club or at the Circle Bar on June 19th. KIP CAIRO Kip Cairo is a local poet whose inspirational, humor-tinged pleas for change turn the darkness of our city into light. His book Squatter’s Writes is out now. SUMMER I’ve got to admit I’m a little discouraged by the low turnout at recent rock shows. Get curious, people. WAKE UP! There are a lot of cool shows happening this summer. Seek it out. THERESA ANDERSSON AT THE CIRCLE BAR, APRIL 28TH I’ve never been to such an enjoyable Circle Bar show. I’ve been to better shows, but everything felt right that night. There was a great, positive, laid back, sensual vibe in the room. There were just the right amount of people there, and all could see Theresa Andersson comfortably. It seemed like everyone there was in it for the music, and they all were in the same mood. The atmosphere of The Circle Bar didn’t hurt, either. Andersson’s poppy yet introspective and touching music was well suited for the intimacy of the bar. I’ve never enjoyed Andersson’s music more than I did that night. Her new material is beautiful and such a step up, at least for my taste, from her older stuff. Continued on Page 29... 6_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative COLUMNLOCAL MUSIC BURN THE SCENE CRANKY BANDS MAKE BAD DECISIONS by auralee petzko [email protected] A s I’m writing this it is storming so badly outside that my power has gone out twice in the last twenty minutes. There’s a power transformer right outside my apartment and every so often I hear it hum and buzz in a way that reminds me of every movie I’ve ever seen with a mad scientist in it. My window panes rattle in their frames every time there’s a thunderclap; and even though it is the middle of the afternoon, it’s pitch black outside. Which, you know, makes a lot of sense, considering that half an hour ago there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. When I moved here someone jokingly told me that if I didn’t like the weather to wait fifteen minutes. I’ve always thought it was kind of a dumb saying but good lord, they weren’t kidding. UPDATES SINCE LAST MONTH I am already sick of all the jam I made from the strawberries I got at the Pontchatoula Strawberry Fest. I take that back. I am already sick of strawberries as a food. This happens every year; I spend all of April enjoying the deliciousness that is strawberry bread, sorbet, shortcake, pie, jam, lemonade, etc. Then I spend all of May feeling nauseous every time I so much as think about strawberries. If I never ate another berry ever again it would be fine, just fine; but I expect that to change by the next festival. The Japanther show at the Big Top promised to be one of the best shows the New Orleans DIY scene has had in a while but turned out to be kind of a bust. There were a ton of people there, way more than are normally at punk shows here (I guess “hip” bands bring kids out of the woodwork?). Local darlings Rougarou played first, and then everyone waited. And waited. And then stood around and waited some more. The touring bands finally rolled up to the venue, three hours late and with varying explanations as to why (One of the vans broke down? One of the vans caught on fire? Their phones were dead and they couldn’t get in touch with anyone? Who knows?). Despite all of this, The Pharmacy set up and played fairly soon upon arriving. I made it about one and a half songs into their set before I had to go outside. I tried to like them, but it just didn’t work out. Weird, poppy stuff with a keyboard. No thanks, not really my thing. The Japanther dudes stood around for close to an hour after The Pharmacy had finished before they even set up, which is a dick thing to do, especially after you’re already super-late, but I forgave them as I was so excited to see them again. Dancy punk really isn’t my thing either, but every time I’ve ever seen that band it’s been a super-fun and positive experience. None of that was present at this show. They didn’t play any of their best songs in the twenty or thirty minutes that they did play, there seemed to be bad attitudes all around and after someone accidentally got pushed into the drum set during a song, the drummer flipped out and started throwing pieces of his set around. He threw his pedals onto the stage, which ended up breaking a rather large mirror that was hanging there. That effectively ended their set and also the show. Adding insult to injury, Japanther lectured the audience, making the interesting point that tardiness is punk rock and all of us Katrina survivors should be used to it. What a disappointment. It was even more disappointing because the very next night I was in Austin, TX for the Chaos In Tejas fest (I hate fests, but that’s another column entirely, maybe next month) and Japanther was playing down the street from the club where I was at. And during a break between bands I heard them play three of my favorite songs by them right in a row. Come on! They couldn’t have done that the night before?! RANDOM THOUGHTS I was driving past the High Ground in Metairie on my way home from work a week or two ago and there was a pretty decent number of kids queued up outside the venue, waiting to get in. I didn’t think much of it at the time but it occurred to me later on that evening that I had never seen a single one of those kids at a show anywhere else. Why is that? The High Ground, conveniently located near that center for teenage social life—Lakeside Mall—puts on all-ages shows but tends to only book out of town bands that are more “established,” i.e. use booking agents and have guarantees. Decidedly not DIY. Still, the kind of bands that play there really aren’t all that different than the bands that play in the city. Maybe they have a few more breakdowns and mosh parts than NOLA bands, but it’s still all independent, “underground” music. There’s no reason for this exclusivity. Thou is going on tour for the majority of the summer, and as the drummer of my band claims dual citizenship between the bands, it essentially means no musical output for me for the next couple of months. So I’ve decided to start something new (a side project, if you will, that seems to be the cool term for stuff like this) because you can never really be too busy. It’s more of an experiment than anything else. In almost ten years of playing music this will be my first non-punk-related band ever, and the idea of actually singing into a microphone instead of yelling my face off into it is a strange one indeed. My partner in crime for this project is currently residing in New York City, so it’s not like we can get together and practice whenever. This sort of distance issue seemed to work out quite well for Postal Service, so we’ll see how this works out. At the very least, I’ll have something else to do that isn’t trying out a new strawberry-related recipe or giving my cats avant-garde haircuts. Not that I’m saying that’s what I do any other time there’s a lull in music-making... Check noladiy.org for shows, nopunks.blogspot.com for news, and stay away from the forums on either site, because message boards will rot your brain. 7 antigravitymagazine.com_ COLUMNSPORTS SAINT NICK WHY CHRIS PAUL WAS THE MVP by nicholas simmons [email protected] I t’s June and any NFL roster moves that haven’t already been made probably won’t happen until August, and nothing of any real importance is going on except waiting on rookies to sign their contracts and maybe a mini-camp or two. Next month’s column will deal with the Saints’ impending training camp and notable battles for starting spots. This month we’ll take advantage of the slow time and talk [Gasp] NBA and some other NFL topics. CHRIS PAUL AND THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF MVP VOTING One of the overlooked aspects of post-Katrina sports culture in New Orleans is the fact that we’ve been blessed with two legitimate MVP candidates in two different sports: Saints QB Drew Brees in 2006 and Hornets point guard Chris Paul in 2008. Brees lost the award to San Diego RB LaDainian Tomlinson and Paul lost this year’s award to Los Angeles Lakers scoring guard Kobe Bryant. Of course, New Orleans fans believed our players to be worthy, if the “MVP” chants that enveloped both Brees and Paul mean anything. In my opinion, it’s ridiculous that both players lost out. I can forgive the Tomlinson over Brees decision a bit more, but the Bryant over Paul verdict is patently unforgivable, and I’ll tell you why. This might seem rudimentary to you and me, but “MVP” stands for “Most Valuable Player.” Not “best player,” “player who scored the most points,” “player with the most endorsement contracts,” or “great player who’s been around for a long time and hasn’t gotten an award yet.” To me, (and this goes for any team sport) an MVP is someone whose mere presence elevates their team, someone who, if they were to be hurt, would be so missed that the fortunes of their team would be completely turned around. Also, an MVP is someone who totally changes the attitude of a team to the point where, as a fan, you can’t fathom the team without that player. One of the layman’s methods for choosing an MVP is imagining a team with other players in their spot. This often is done to figure out how good the rest of the team is, as having a bunch of All-Pros surrounding you generally hurts your chances of getting an MVP award. Would the 2006 Saints have been as successful with, say, Bears QB Rex Grossman instead of Brees? You can’t use super-successful players like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady, because they’re MVPs themselves and obviously would make any team better. So the answer’s “no,” right? Grossman (and yes, it’s ironic that I’m using the enigmatic QB of the 2006 Super Bowl NFC representative who also dashed the Saints’ Super Bowl hopes, but it’s amazing to me that the guy’s still even in the league) would have brought the Saints’ offensive to a grinding halt, with his imprecise passes and zero leadership ability. Brees’ presence on the team gave the Saints their first legitimate QB since Jim Everett (except Jake Delhomme, but he barely started successive games for us and I’d rather not think about that, thank you) and he (this is important) made everyone around him better. If you replace Tomlinson with his own backup from that year, Michael Turner, you’re going to get a pretty close approximation of production. But even if you replaced Tomlinson with a top-10 RB like the Bengals’ Rudi Johnson, you’re not going to get quite the same impact, so while an argument could certainly be made for Brees, the Tomlinson selection wasn’t such a far stretch. Now, on to Chris Paul. Paul energized an entire city that up until now has pretty much been football-only, and pretty much saved the Hornets franchise by leading it to the second round of the playoffs. Without Paul as their main draw, the Hornets wouldn’t have met their own attendance demands and, regardless of record, would’ve been on their way out of New Orleans. Instead, they wrapped the season having met those demands with an impressive string of sellouts at the Arena. Without Paul, David West isn’t an All-Star. Quite frankly, without Paul, the Hornets don’t get to .500 much less make the playoffs. All we’ve heard this year is how the ’07/’08 season is one of the best in the NBA’s history and how a big part of that is the resurgence of the point guard position with Paul, the Jazz’s Deron Williams, the Suns’ Steve Nash continuing to dominate, the emergence of the Celtics’ Rajon Rondo, etc..., yet replace Paul with either Williams (the closest player to Paul’s caliber other than Nash) or Rondo and the team’s chemistry, one of the things that makes the Hornets so enjoyable to watch, is thrown off. Williams and Nash (a two-time MVP himself) wasn’t even in the MVP discussion and Rondo didn’t come around until Boston made the high-profile acquisitions of Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen. Bryant, on the other hand, has always been a great scorer yet was overshadowed by Shaquille O’Neal in his four championship seasons, was so down on the team’s rebuilding process that he threw his coach, teammates and general manager under the bus before the season by demanding a trade and didn’t get his team into 1st seed-caliber position until after the Lakers made the one-sided trade for Grizzlies C Pau Gasol, after which it was widely reported that the switch flipped for Bryant when he realized he could win with the guys around him. I’m supposed to buy this guy as MVP? Is he the best scorer in the NBA? Sure, but he’s far from the best guy and definitely not the best teammate. Granted, if you take Bryant off the Lakers and replace him with a scrub, that scrub’s not going to get many 50-point games, but give them a mid-range player like Vince Carter or even Tracy McGrady and they’d still be great. If anybody deserved to win the MVP over Paul it’d be Garnett, who propelled the Celtics to the 1st seed in the Eastern Conference with the greatest one-season turnaround in NBA history. 8_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative COLUMNADVICE GUIDANCE COUNSELING WHO’S GOT PROBLEMS? this month’s counselor: nancy ’kang Y ou might remember Dr. ‘Kang from her days in Glorybee, one of the most memorable bands in recent New Orleans history. Their exotic, 9th Ward-style blend of soul, R&B, pop, hip-hop and rock opera never failed to entertain eager crowds. Just before Katrina, after a hiatus, they reformed and added a live drummer but lost long-time cohort Lord Hoffa. After a couple years of laying low, Glorybee is popping up again, this time as the Leo Davis Quintet (or some other such “secret” name), a nod to the son she recently had with husband Brad Davis, Glorybee’s wizard behind the curtain. Her PhD, admiration for 2 Live Crew and serious bass chops make Dr. ‘Kang a very skilled and apt therapist for this month’s readers. Ever since I was a little boy, I’ve had an infatuation with older women. Now that I’m in my mid-20s and looked back on my childhood, I think it has something to do with my mom being a total MILF. Yeah, it’s kind of creepy, but she was really hot. As I’ve gotten older, the older the women are that I find attractive. Right now the hottest “chicks” to me are in their 50s. It’s difficult to get someone that old (if I even meet one that’s single) to believe I’m into them. Any tips? Although you might be hot for teacher now, your current older love interest will be in her 70s, collecting social security when you are merely 40. As women age, their anatomy changes. Some older broads use a “pessary,” which is a plastic sling that is inserted down below to hold up the bladder and uterus. Otherwise, things might dangle out. Next time you are hitting on teacher, consider making this statement in a few years: “Darling, remove your pessary and let’s get it on!” I’m a guy with a bit of a, uh, personal problem. To be delicate, my nether realm smells. I wash it (and my ass) every day and I’ve been tested for STDs and everything’s come back negative. I use baby powder and other stuff to try and mask the smell, but when I take my pants off, boy does it reek. I’m out of options, unless I meet a girl that digs the smell of cheese. What do I do? White people smell like cheese. Indian people smell like curries. The truth comes out, eventually. That’s what my mamma told me. Koreans smell like kimchee. Get over it. We already know you smell like cheese (assuming you are white). This old lady walks her dog right by my apartment every day, which has a little strip of grass in front. And like clockwork, the dog shits right in front of where I step to get to my car. I’ve had multiple conversations with her, including one incident where we CSI’d one particular shit (she denied her dog did it but I showed her how warm and steamy it still was). What the fuck can I do to get her to pick up her dog’s shit? It’s driving me crazy! I hate pet shit! POO POO PLATTER THAT SHIT! Place poo poo on a platter. Decorate with American flag toothpicks. Serve to her as she walks by. Drool. Cover self in chocolate sauce. Place stained toilet paper on your shoe. Place stained toilet paper on her shoe. Fall in love with her. Scream “I love you poo poo provider!” I play in a band here in New Orleans, and the problem we’re having right now is that the most talented band member is also the most fucked up. He’s always on something and is frequently flaking out on us. Problem is, of course, he totally smokes on his particular instrument (Sorry to be so vague, but you know how this town is...). What should we do with him? We really want to kick him out but don’t want to lose that special something he brings to the music. Let us assume the drug of choice is alcohol. Go to your friendly family doctor, tell her you are having malodorous foamy grey discharge, and ask for the antibiotic Flagyl Continued on Page 29... NEED SOME ADVICE? SEND YOUR PROBLEMS TO: [email protected] 9 antigravitymagazine.com_ COLUMNLEGALESE SOUND ADVICE MUSICIANS: GET YOUR TAX REBATE by andrew bizer [email protected] Dear Andrew, I know that Louisiana has a special tax incentive for companies who make movies here. Is there some kind of incentive for people who make music in Louisiana? Thanks, Glenn G. Glenn, Yes. In 2007, the Louisiana Senate passed an Act allowing for a sound recording production tax credit. And like any governmental program, there’s a bunch of rules and regulations as to how you can get the tax credit. A 25% tax credit is available to anyone who incurs at least $15,000 in expenditures in a year with respect to sound recordings. You don’t have to spend the entire $15,000 in one shot on one album. Rather, you can spend the money over a series of productions occurring over the course of a twelve-month period. The $15,000 must be spent on anything directly related to the sound recording. This includes, but is not limited to, expenditures such as studio time, digital and analogue tape, engineers, producers, arrangers, travel, instrument and gear rentals, lodging, and even catering. However, an “expenditure” does not include artwork, CD and LP manufacturing, promotion, or costs related to a CD release party, like flyers and free beer. Of course, there is a slight catch: before you spend a nickel, you need to give the state of Louisiana advance notice that you intend to use the tax credit by spending more than $15,000 in Louisiana. Fortunately, the state has made it pretty easy to give them advance notice. If you’ve managed to get together fifteen grand to make a record, you should have no problems giving advance notice. All you need to do is fill out the sound recording tax credit application, which can be found at louisianamusic.gov. It is only one page long and does not require you to itemize every dollar you intend to spend. Just send in the application and start working on your record. You should receive a certification letter from the state within 180 days from the date of your application. It doesn’t matter if you started working on the record before receiving the certification letter. After you apply, all money spent in Louisiana that is directly related to sound recording counts as expenditure for the purposes of the tax credit if you are eventually approved. The 25% tax credit is a refundable tax credit similar to a direct rebate in that the total amount of tax credits earned is paid by the state as a rebate to qualifying applicants. Unlike the film tax credit, the credit cannot be bought and sold on the open market. This means that only the qualifying applicant can use the tax credits. The whole process is pretty simple, but if you have any questions, you should feel free to contact the nice people at the Louisiana Economic Development Office at 1-800-450-8115. It is their job to encourage economic development in Louisiana. They want to help you spend your money in Louisiana and will answer your questions. I even called them when I wrote this column. I found them to be very helpful and knowledgeable. Andrew Bizer, Esq. is an attorney admitted to practice in Louisiana and New York. He is the founding member of the Bizer Law Firm, L.L.C. He previously served as the Manager of Legal and Business Affairs at EMI Music Publishing and has worked in the legal department at both Matador and Universal/Motown Records. This column is to be used as a reference tool. The answers given to these questions are short and are not intended to constitute full and complete legal advice. The answers given here do not constitute an attorney/client relationship. Mr. Bizer is not your attorney. But if you want him to be your attorney, feel free to contact him at andrew@bizerlaw. com. Or, just e-mail him a question and he’ll answer it in next month’s ANTIGRAVITY. NEED SOME SOUND ADVICE? SEND YOUR QUESTIONS TO: [email protected] 10_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative COLUMNFASHION THE GOODS WORN AGAIN, AGAIN by miss malaprop [email protected] T he DIY event of the season takes place on Friday, June 27th at Republic (828 S. Peters Street). You guessed it, it’s the second edition of the Worn Again fashion show, an edgy, arty fundraiser that brings together artists of varying backgrounds from all over the city in order to raise money for Recycle for the Arts (R4A). Last year’s event took place at The Green Project’s Bywater warehouse (2831 Marais Street), which also plays host to various R4A projects and classes in addition to offering low-cost recycled building materials. This year’s event is shaping up to be even bigger and better, and as a participant in last year’s show I can promise you that this is an event not to be missed. I recently caught up with Worn Again organizer Garyt Shiflett to find out more. Miss Malaprop: How did you first get started doing the Worn Again shows? Garyt Shiflett: Eons ago, when I was in art school in Virginia and about five years before Heidi Klum ever told anyone they were “In” or “Out,” I was taking an art direction class and our first major assignment was to conceive a fundraiser for an international nonprofit. I was doing a lot of research on anti-sweatshop campaigns at the time, so I chose that as my focus. Worn Again was basically born from that project. I eventually ended up dropping that class but always felt that Worn Again had the potential to be a successful show. I didn’t have any experience actually organizing an event in real life, so I was’t sure how to begin. About three years later I finally brought the idea up to my friend Anna Virginia. She was responsible for many local events so I knew that she was the perfect person to ask for help. Anna was instantly interested and we started right away, thus Team Worn Again was born. Our first Worn Again show attracted fifty designers from varying creative backgrounds and two hundred and fifty attendees. The proceeds were split between the Virginia Breast Cancer Foundation and a local non-profit radio station, WRIR. Worn Again 2: “The Rerunway” attracted sixty-two designers and over four hundred guests, benefiting The VBCF and a local non-profit museum and gallery, Gallery5. Then, Anna and I ended up here in the Big Easy and decided we could make it happen, or at least try to. Through volunteering we were introduced to Recycle For The Arts. The show seemed to be a great fit with R4A’s ideals. MM: What kinds of projects at Recycle for the Arts does this fundraiser help support? GS: We have many new ideas and programs on deck for R4A. The best answer would be that we are planning to use the funds to give more to our local arts community. Our goal is to not only offer artists a more complete resource for recycled media but affordable art classes and endless opportunities to showcase their talents through recycled creativity. MM: Describe your experience of last year’s show. Do you consider the event a success? GS: At first the idea of organizing an event in a new town was completely exciting, then intimidating, then overwhelming but then back to exciting. We were fortunate that New Orleans has so many talented and enthusiastic artists and designers. Throw some hard work into the mix and I can confidently say that the show was a success. In fact, it turned out to be R4A’s single most successful fundraiser to date. The only negative that I can think of is that Team Worn Again’s identity was a bit lost in the promotion. I am still hearing about the fashion show that the “Green Project organized.” The Green Project was generous to donate their facilities, but that was where their involvement ended. Worn Again NOLA was the result of hard working New Orleanian artists and Team Worn Again. MM: How will this year’s event be different? GS: We have four different events underway for the 27th, and at times I wonder what we were thinking. This year I am organizing the event with Karen Kempf, program director of R4A and newest member of Team Worn Again, with generous support from the Green Project. So far things are going smoothly and we are hoping to have a great turnout. I think the variety of events and new venue will attract a larger and more varied audience, setting Worn Again NOLA up for future success as well. I am sure The Recycled Dance competition alone will be worth the ticket. The more guests we can attract the more opportunities we have to spread the word about the importance of recycling and the arts. We owe many thanks to the REPUBLIC for generously donating their venue to our event. **************** I am also excited about the debut of Worn Again Jr. and proud of the opportunity that Recycle for the Arts has helped provide these young designers. I cannot wait to see the results of their hard work. To find out more about Worn Again or Recycle for the Arts, visit their website at wornagainevents.com. For more info on Worn Again NOLA II, read AG writer Alex Woodward’s post on antigravitymagazine.com/blog. FOR MORE MISS MALAPROP, GO TO: 11 antigravitymagazine.com_ FEATUREMUSIC WHEN A VILLAIN TAKES OVER YOUR SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT, YOUR ONLY HOPE IS THE GOOD GUYS by jason songe W hen I saw David Lynch’s Lost Highway for the first time, I drove myself nuts trying to understand the film’s every twist and turn. I instead should’ve sat back and absorbed the experience, waiting till later to ask the whys and the whos and the “why did that house just implode?” It’s best to use the same approach for local rock group Good Guys and their new first full length, The Social Engagement. Like Lynch, they specialize in dark, strange, abstract and schizophrenic works of art that don’t ask the consumer to entirely understand their madness. One second its doo-wop, the next Tropicália, the next Mike Patton-inspired avantmetal, and the next a lullaby. Fans of film scores and classical music, Good Guys thankfully always come back to a recognizable common ground in their songs, similar to how Tool has approached their last two albums. Formed in 2004, Good Guys are led by vocalist, melodica and theremin player Jeremy Johnson and vocalist, guitarist and pianist Tom McLaughlin and rounded out by synthesizer player and trumpeter Greg Beaman, drummer Kyle Sharimataro and bassist Greg Smith. The Social Engagement is more mature and thought-out than the band’s previous two EPs. Simply, it sounds like they killed themselves working out the absolute best arrangements. Produced by Mike Napolitano and augmented by Mike Dillon and Skerik, the album becomes better the more you listen to it. It’s a hard-worked triumph, to be sure. ANTIGRAVITY sat down with Johnson and McLaughlin at Mojo Coffehouse, just as a cop was about to mow over a pedestrian at Race and Magazine, to talk about Ennio Morricone, Kathleen Turner and, of course, their music. 12_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative FEATUREMUSIC Jeremy Johnson: I got a jaywalking ticket in L.A. for walking halfway through a “don’t walk” sign, and that guy just walked in front of a cop. ANTIGRAVITY: It was funny how the cop got all aggressive. JJ: I guess they’d rather do that than write you a ticket. [Laughs] AG: [Laughs] Where do we begin? On the song “Halt,” you’re going in many different directions within the span of one song, like you have a lot of different ideas—that there are smaller songs within the bigger one. JJ: Totally, especially the second half, I guess, where songs just cut and go into something else. AG: Do you ever feel that there’s some kind of ADD thing going on in the band? Tom McLaughlin: Sure, I think on a lot of songs there are different parts where we felt that a style or aesthetic or direction would be great, so we exploit different aesthetics or styles because we felt it would work within just one section of the song. Sometimes we’ll take a theme, melody or a section that’s written a certain way and explore other ways we can represent the same idea. JJ: A lot of times reason it feel broken up is there’s a heavier part that goes into a softer part. The difference isn’t even so much that it’s that drastic from the other part—it’s just heavier or softer. A lot of times we’re dealing with the same melodies within the heaviness, but it’s such a drastic thing you feel like you’re in a completely different space. AG: I like when artists do that—they’ll go off on a tangent, but not in a bad way, and then they’ll come back to the chorus and you go, “Oh, I get it.” JJ: I think with this album especially, I don’t know if we consciously tried to do that but we definitely got a kick out of the, “Oh, we’re still in this song?” idea. TM: There are a few songs like that. JJ: Like there’s something that comes back and triggers, “Whoah, I’m still here.” TM: This is something I feel that, with a lot of live performances as well, when you get into improvised music—not that that’s what we are—but the same thing applies to improvised music, if you’re doing something that’s a tangent, as long as you can come back to those beacons, whether it’s a chorus, and that’s the function of a chorus a lot of times, that there’s credibility. The listener gives you more credibility because they can recognize it, so it’s not just a jam fest. AG: “In The Dark”? Some of these lyrics have to be tongue in cheek. TM: [Laughs] JJ: Totally, definitely. AG: “Panties tight, pubic hair,” and then when you say—I can’t even say it without laughing—“I get my hand up on that ass…” Oh, my God, I mean... TM: [Laughs] JJ: In that particular instance, it was making you feel like a rhyme was coming and then throwing the “ass” in there. Sometimes we do quirky things with the lyrics to try and catch you off guard. Yeah, I do kind of go for this overt sexuality in the lyrics, and a lot of it is tongue in cheek. I’m not trying to get all metaphorical, but at the same time a lot of the songs have to do with themes, and even though a lot of it may be tongue in cheek you can find a central theme in it. With a song like “In The Dark,” it’s about a wet dream. There are a lot of songs about conflicts and battles, for some reason. AG: It can be kind of lecherous, huh? JJ: Yeah. AG: I like the classical guitar and the Tropicália feel on “Social Engagement.” The music itself, and I’m talking about the album as a whole, can be manic, but its many moods suggest a lack of control and insanity. TM: Yeah, sure. On a song like “Social Engagement,” it’s a natural expression—none of that’s really forced. Musically, I don’t think many artists think, or express inwardly, like a linear song. I think most people have many more moods than what they’re actually letting off, and they usually reduce that into one song. AG: Maybe to censor themselves, so the listener can take it in more easily? TM: Yeah, sure, but we like to give the listener more credit. They can understand more spastic things because people have really spastic thoughts sometimes. Even if someone seems a little more even, underneath it there’s still this spastic thought and that’s what we’re trying to represent with songs that go all over the place. JJ: Having said that, I think we still have a certain amount of control over it. Maybe when you initially get into it, it feels like it’s spewed out, but after you listen to the songs a couple times even a person who’s not into that sort of thing can see the organization as a whole, that it’s not just spastic and thrown out there. TM: The main point is there’s a direction to all of it. Even with a lot of avant-garde compositions or music we listen to, sometimes it can be forced. AG: Tom, did you do all the programming, the beat stuff? TM: Yeah. AG: It fits in—it’s seamless. Did Mike Napolitano have anything to do with that, or was that pretty much you? we felt he could do something no one else could, and not for any other reason. We felt it would suit the song better. I think there’s a stigma associated with his name where people are trying to use him for whatever other reason, but we felt that with the operation he runs with all of his gear and the style he plays with, he would serve the music best. JJ: If you listen to the song he’s on, I don’t know if you can tell but all the stuff in the beginning that sounds like a guitar lead is a saxophone. AG: That’s great. That’s what he does. JJ: All the distortion and effects pedals, then he drops down and plays the sexiest solo imaginable. He’s perfect for it because we go all these places, he goes all these places—he can tap into any style we have in a song. AG: Where did your instrumental curiosity start? Was it years ago, or did being in the studio afford you that freedom or inspire you to branch out more? JJ: I think all this has come from a combination of a lot of things over a lot of years. Tom has been a musician for a long time, while some of us got into this at an older age. I wasn’t even a musician until we started this band, so I had years of just thinking about things I wanted to do, as opposed to people who start playing earlier and mimic a lot—which I also did to a certain degree—but I think there was more there to start with. TM: Classical music has a lot to do with it, for me. That might be an oversimplification, but I love classical music, I love instrumental styles of musicians and I also love when there’s depth on a rock album, as far as taking it down a bit so that some songs stand out and there’s an instrumental thing going on as well. It all stems from the fact that we’re trying to create the music we want and either aren’t hearing or wish we heard more on rock albums. JJ: Film scores are a big influence on Tom and me. They do a better job at creating a mood music-wise than anything else because they’re designed to create the mood of a character, where maybe the acting fell short. Or the really hilarious scenes in movies are funnier because of the music played behind it. We’re trying to create more of those moods, where people feel like that with our individual songs. TM: I think at its best, film score is the marriage of two of the greatest mediums in the world. Just taking the music aside from the films—on their own, I’d put up some of my favorite film scores against some of the greatest music ever written. AG: Who are some of your favorite composers? TM: I think I can speak for both of us: Ennio Morricone, who’s responsible for creating the sound for the Italian westerns that we love. AG: “Ecstasy of Gold (from The Good, The Bad And The Ugly).” TM: Yeah, all that stuff. We did a version of one of his songs, and certainly people like Bernard Herman, Nino Rhoda, and Fellini’s music. JJ: My personal favorite, which isn’t the most in-depth by any means, is John Berry, who’s responsible for the majority of the James Bond scores. I think it’s easy for people to write off the James Bond scores, like, “Oh, that’s the James Bond score,” but I actually have every individual Bond movie soundtrack. He’s done a lot of other things, like Walkabout and Out of Africa. You would definitely know his stuff if you heard it. The Body Heat soundtrack is really awesome. I don’t know if you’ve seen that movie. AG: I’ve seen it, but I’ve never listened closely enough. JJ: That’s the beauty of film score, sometimes it’s there and in your face and other times it’s just behind the scenes creating moods you don’t even realize. Hopefully some of our stuff goes in the subconscious also. “We’re trying to create the music we either aren’t hearing or wish we heard more on rock albums.” TM: Initially all the beats were sequenced by me but, for instance, take a song like “Da Da Do”—he took a beat with three different instruments, and I gave him separate tracks of those and I wanted it a certain way—there was a way it was supposed to sound and he completely changed it up, but in a great way, and made it even better. JJ: He was responsible for giving the beat construction its place in every song. Going in, a lot of it was sparse—not that it wasn’t good—and we got in the studio the songs took on different tones and textures and went to places where some of those things needed to be brought. He took a lot of these songs on and helped make them what they are, for sure. He was a huge part of getting this record to sound like it does. AG: So, he was a real producer—he was offering insight. JJ: Definitely. At first, he didn’t really know what was going on because I think we’re different from what he’s used to working with, but he totally embraced it and assured us he’d get there eventually. I think that once most of the parts of the songs were intact, he started to hear it and was able to do things that he knew. On the little hip-hop intro for “For Murder, With Love,” he actually pulled that out with the real drums and the guitar line that was embedded in the song because you couldn’t hear it once everything was covered up, and he really brought that out and reconstructed the entire intro. Quirky little things like that can only happen when someone else is dealing with you. AG: That must’ve been great, to work with someone trying to figure out ways to make the music better. TM: Absolutely. I feel if we had even more time with the project he could’ve done more things like that. It could’ve been endless, but we had to call uncle some time. With the limited time he was given he did a great job of wrapping his head around certain ideas enough to help them stand out. AG: How did the inclusion of Skerik and Mike Dillon come about? JJ: That came along as process of, “We need a percussionist.” “Well, hey, Mike Dillon’s coming over tonight. Why don’t we have him play some timpani?” AG: [Laughs] That’s awesome. JJ: We’re like, “Absolutely.” Skerik was in town for JazzFest and it was kind of the same thing. We sent him the track and he thought it was cool. TM: We went with Skerik as a saxophone player because Good Guys release The Social Engagement on Saturday, June 14th at One Eyed Jacks with guests Mike Dillon and Metronome The City. Find out more about Good Guys at myspace.com/goodguys. 13 antigravitymagazine.com_ FEATUREMUSIC BALLZACK TRADES E-MAILS WITH NEW ORLEANS CULT ARTIST AND PROVOCATEUR BIFF ROSE PART 1 interview by ballzack intro by leo mcgovern W hen Rami Sharkey, a.k.a. Ballzack, asked me if he could interview Biff Rose, I wondered what shenanigans could’ve led him to discover someone with the name “Biff Rose.” In retrospect, it’s embarrassing that I didn’t already know the enigmatic nature of Rose, who was born in New Orleans and is attached to some of the biggest names in show business. The singer-songwriter got his start as a standup comedian in the early ‘60s (a road Ballzack would travel down over thirty years later) and wrote sketch comedy with the all-time-great comedian George Carlin. David Bowie recorded “Fill Your Heart,” a song Rose co-wrote with Paul Williams, on 1971’s Hunky Dory, after the song had already been released by another star of the day, Tiny Tim. Rose’s contributions to big-time musicians didn’t stop there (Pat Boone and John Denver both covered Rose-written songs) and he not only performed on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show but the classic Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour and American Bandstand. After Rose recorded Roast Beef in 1978, little was heard from him publicly until his work was re-released in 2005, though he kept busy, creating several websites and multimedia work. Rose’s website and current work is, to put it lightly, controversial. He’s incorporated spoken word and rap into his music and uses to racial stereotypes in his art. One of his websites, jewmanity.com, is but one of his projects that plays with words to make a point. Some have labeled him an antiSemite and/or racist. Rose denies that, but that’s the paradox of Biff Rose. After agreeing to chat with Sharkey via e-mail, Rose suggested that we start the print version right then an there, so we’re going to bring you the entire conversation from start to finish and in a different format that our interviews are normally in. The bolded parts are Sharkey’s e-mails to Biff, the non-bolded Rose’s replies. It’s sparsely edited to keep intact Rose’s unique blend of stream of consciousness thinking and metaphorical speaking, so there are misspellings, jabs at other New Orleans publications and Rose’s frank anecdotes of New Orleans, New York and celebrity. 14_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative Hi, I live in New Orleans and I would like to interview you for Antigravity Magazine. Do you think we can make that happen? best, Rami Sharkey Dear Rami Sharkey...please tell me your name isn’t really Rami Sharkey...If you put your name at the top of the Interview people will like YOU better than ME cuz YOU sound like a killer...whereas I am a gentle flower child Mothuhphuckuh...Antigravity is my favorite “underground” magazine...I wanted Gambit to be..but they’ve squared up so I think that’s the reason I’ve switched to smoking Antigravity. I think we should start the INterview RIGHT here RIGHT now and you should consider printing all that we say here with your new name, Betty Boop so that I can salvage something of my wannahave-uh carear...without sticking my head somewhere and cafronting my carear. ...and another thing...were you THERE during the storm?...my neighbor’s roof blew off his house into MY yard around the corner from the Bridge House a block from Popeyes on St.Charles and I got a FEMA check in Oakland where I was hiding inside a relationship with a woman named ROCKY taking all my friends out for a mighty good time...buying bootleg whiskey including Chris Champagne and a Krewe of Wan...keep those question comin’, Betty...and we’ll have us an Interview fer dern tootin’...also go see John Swenson at OFFBEAT and tell that Deadbeat he HAD his chance now he has to marry his brother Ed and stop living in sin......cerely...Biff Yeah! Well, I won’t go in any specific order, I’ll just keep asking questions as they occur to me. So, what neighborhood in New Orleans did you grow up in? Tell me a little about growing up in New Orleans back then. When did you leave to pursue your career (in standup)? I’ve got a lot more questions on the way. -Ram...umm...Betty Dear Ram..uh..Betty...hmm...that sounds dirty...I was born in Hotel Dieu in 1937 before it was called University Hospital. They changed the name cuz everybody thot it was a hotel and that everyone in new orleans was born in kind of a whore house. “We” were “The Four Roses”, mother Po, sister Poola, Father P.C. and SonBiff... we lived on Prieur St. downtown by St.Roch Park. I made my professional debut at age four singing Hut Sut Ralston and Maizy Doats at a Roller Derby in New Orleans.. made two dollars.. Mother kept the money.... I went to Gayarre Grammar School on Franklin Av. before it was changed to Whitney Houston Frederick Douglas Sammy Davis Junior Harry Belafonte High....... ya’ll..... My mother said, “We’re moving uptown, kid, and I’m sending you to speech school cuz I don’t want you growing up talkin’mushmouth boogalie”. But I remember 1943 and Miss Glass in Kindergarten. We used to salute the Am. flag like Heil Hitler till one day Miss Glass said, “Now children, we’re not going to raise our hands in the air anymore, we’re going to place them over our hearts....I pledge allegiance...” Uptown was Wilson Grammar School on Tonti St off Napolean Ave. there I fell in love with Miss Sutton my fourth grade teacher who taught me those big things that spurt up in Yellowstone are called “Geysers” and how cypress trees had “Knees”. I’d ride the Napoleon streetcar once a week for piano lessons (Fur Elisa) from Lawrence Oden. We were poor and I’ve wondered in recent years how my mother paid for those lessons...she just loved classical music.... Miss Sutton drove a ‘46 beige Oldsmobile with the fender reaching almost to the back... Buick’s reached all the way to the back. I really loved Helen St.Pierre who was nine and had a slight mustache. I understand from my old fraternity brothers (SAK, Loyola, 55-59) Helen’s still alive but fat. I used to listen to WNOE radio every Saturday morning and model with clay...little Spanish galleons for Douglas Fairbanks,Jr. in Sinbad the Sailor...go to the Tivoli on Saturday afternoons...nine cents serials..fifteen chapters... Zorro..black and white..on Sunday there were “technicolor” movies... Betty Grable, Betty Hutton Dan Duryea... Billy Rose’s Diamond Horseshoe with S.Z. “Cuddles” Zakall. I’d listen to Sky King and Buster Brown on radio. (That’s my dog Tighe..he lives in a shoe..I’m Buster Brown. Look for me in there, too!) I’d turn off the blues cuz it was the forties and I was nine and white but it (they) sank in anyway..osmosis..ah s’poses....and it began to tell when I worked Greenwich Village in the early sixties playing five string banjo and the owner of the Gaslight Clarence Hood brought up all these Delta blues singers he knew from back home...Mississippi John Hurt, Son House, Skip James.. I’d open for those guys and all the little white jewish boys, Eric Weissman, Dick Weisberg,Tom Simon, Jerry Garfunkel would come down from Washington Hgts (fifteen cents on the subway) and gape at REAL black coal blue gum nigguhz instead of always them slick high yaller Harlem Rennaissancers..I’d tell’em..” Aw we used to turn that schitt off when I was kid and listen to Mister Keen Tracer of Lost Persons (Someday I’ll find you) FEATUREMUSIC and Oxydol’s Own Ma Perkins or Stella Dallas (the soaps)... Lorenzo Jones and his wife,Belle...Backstage Wife... I left New Orleans after graduating from Loyola in 59... they had taken the segregation signs off the buses and streetcars in 58 and I always sat next to the fattest blackest ladies I could find. It helped reading Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged...the smell of blue electricity rising from the rails..the jogging sideways rubbing Spring wet bodies. I learned how to dance sitting down..plus reading The Holy Barbarians by Lawrence Lipton helped..All about the Beats.. smoking mari-potta in the Village.. black people playing sax and reading poetry in North Beach, San Francisco, sex out of wetlock everywhere..to a white Catholic boy from the South in the fifties whose girlfriends all were zipped this was manna and womanna from heaven. I have never quite recovered...I dated Louise Marcello once...Carlos’s bambina..in 1957..I swear my ‘46 two tined blue Chevrolet was followed by six black Cadillacs all the way to the Airline drive-in...she had an aquiline neck...it drove me mad..I wrote music..poetry.. David Bowie recorded two of my songs in ‘72 and sends me a royalty check twice a year..I’m in touch with Royalty ..check it out... So, tell me about the days writing with George Carlin. How did you and David Geffen meet? When did you come back to New Orleans? George Carlin and I were hired to write comedy for the John Davidson Show the summer replacement for Dean Martin. 1966. We’d get stoned in our office at Paramount Studios on Melrose and think up stuff that was one year ahead of its time ..meaning one year later Rowan and Martin used a bit we had thot up in a smoky haze’n’hokey smaze the year before.... neither of us ever exhaled...there was this rope in this one bit...and people held part of it as it wound through several rooms at a party..nobody let go..or tugged..it just kinda found its way into each pocket of conversation or grouping.....people might ask.. “What’s this rope?...why are we holding this rope which seems to go nowhere?”.... and Goldie Hawn or Mel Gibson..or..wait...it wasn’t Mel.. it was..what was that guy’s name...? not Don Gibson.. HENRY Gibson..tht’s it..maybe at one end there would be a guy lighting up one end of the rope to smoke it....George and I would pitch such a bit and Bob Banner the Producer would just stare at us...so I was fired because George had schtick...one liners and characters like Biff Barf Sportscaster or the hippie dippie weatherman (“High today...wow....”) while they hired me to be John Davidson’s sidekick like a Don Knotts to an Andy Griffith only I couldn’t abide John’s eternally sunny boy disposition and just wanted to say “God dam, man, will you stop that schitt eating grinning all the time?” so I was fired but not before writing the theme song for the show. Musical Director was Jimmy Haskell and he went on to arrange that Bobby Gentry hit about throwing a baby off the Talahatchee Bridge...I made twelve hundred dollars a week in 1966 for six weeks, bought a house in the Valley owned by Glen Randall who raised Trigger in the backyard and sat in a half lotus posture cuz it almost broke my legs to try a full lotus and started meditating with nothing better to do but a house to do it in when songs started to be born that were of a more serious nature than the comedy ditties I was writing in Greenwich Village in the early sixties with my long neck Pete Seeger model banjo...topical comedy songs like “Kruschchev was my kinda guy”....and “I’m so worried about oh so concerned about the Sino-Soviet Split...”..now more tender ballads conceived on the piano with more than three chords started to flow and I met Paul Williams the Evil Dwarf while writing for the Mort Sahl Show on KTTV in L.A. and asked him out to the house cuz he was writing songs too.....I played him this song I was writing.,.and the first four lines.. “Fill your Heart with love today don’t play the game of time”..and asked him to finish putting a lyric to it....He did..then ripped off the song but Bowie saved the day by putting (Biff) in parentheses when he recorded it for his third album Hunky Dory.....Carlin and I met again in Aug.1985 at Durty Nellie’s Comedy Club in Palestine a suburb of Chicago...he recalled the time I rode him home on my Honda ninety....on the Hollywood Freeway and the bike was so light..we had to exit.. it was almost flying...it broke down on Melrose and George said, “...and you just left it there and took the bus home.” I don’t remember that but I didn’t want to call him a liar right there in front of all those fans... I just don’t remember abandoning the bike.. but I think he was right...I was paying on it at the time and at eighteen percent interest I soon owed thirty six thousand dollars on an abandoned bike.....Roy stuffed Trigger out in Paradise Valley so I went into the tack room and started writing love ballads. Paul Williams apologized to Sport Murphy Head of my Sport group for ripping me off. He said he had “regrets” and “remorse” about ripping off Biff Rose. I call him the Missing Link between Man and the Planet of the Apes....he helped salve his conscience by playing Swann Head of Death Records in Brian DiPalma’s Phantom of the Paradise. In it Paul sells his soul to the devil for a star on Hollywood Blvd by ripping off “Beef” and is finally consumed in the flames that burn down the theatre and now in the electricity of the Internet as I feature him with the Beast of 666 on my website at Biffrose.biz...Carlin took me on tour for four the divorce..I hated that crook worse than I didn’t like being married...he helped hold my marriage together another two years...he said he’d charge me two fifty for the divorce but I dropped it after two minutes...but he sent me a bill for seven fifty including advice on “opening a bar !!!!” ...I wouldn’t pay that crook...and when I went to sell my house...the one where I wrote all those songs in Trigger’s tack room....Geffen got it hung up in the courts and stole it...I left L.A. to go live in the woods...... but I did return to my native New Orleans after all these adventures on the road...I sold ice cream outside the cathedral in July 1986....luring the children to “come stick your heads in my cool ice cream cart ice box....nutty buddies, fruit bars, pop cycles, sandwiches...”...the kids would pull at their parents’ hands but their parents would force them into the dour mausoleum like St. Louis Cathedral.....” I started doing plays at Borsodi’s theatre coffeehouse on Freret uptown but got kicked out one Poetry Night. Seems Heather a 17 year old Senior at Holy Angels Academy was hanging out in the theatre at nite and got knocked up by one of the actors..her mother, Lorraine was in the crowd wondering where her daughter was nights..I was pitching my religious art Festival “And the High Reign reigns in the Low Reign”...Sarabeth Wildflower the waitress from Natchez said with her Natchez accent, “He said Low-reign..he said Low-reign...he made Low-reign cry...” To her Lorraine and Low Reign were the same.....so I stayed in the Bridge House thanks to my old fraternity brother at Loyola Buzzy Gainnie who sells cars (Don’t trade it....donate it)....he’s like the fat white Frankie and Johnnie guy who used to say, “Let’er HAVE it !”.....Buzzy introduced me to the drunks. I did a concert. “And now I’d like to introduce Biff Rose..we went to Loyola together and Biff was the songleader and my family owned Colonial Buick..and we’d sing..drink beer.. drink beer...oh come drink beer with me..cuz I don’t give a dam about any old man who won’t drink beer with me... and I turned into an alcoholic and lost everything and now I run this Halfway House for alcoholics and would like to introduce Biff Rose...! hey rami...is your real name Walter? and do you play God sometimes? “I tell people the general truth that New Orleans is different. Other places have things called “laws.” dates in Oct.’85..I opened for him...I sang “Sometimes I feel like the Mother of Hitler..he was already out of hand by the time he was two.....he was like a baby bird with his mouth open wide...just shoving his brothers and sisters aside..” His crowd just stared at me...they were waiting for jokes.... that’s what they paid for..and Carlin never lets ‘em down by George..... David Geffen used to hang out with us back in Greenwich Village, 64-65.....By ‘US” I mean Herb Gart who wanted to “manage” me...Herb went on to manage Don McLean and sell Bye Bye Miss American Pie to everybody....Jack Soloman who managed Lisa Kindred who is still singing the blues up at the Saloon on Grant Street in San Francisco… Marty Litke who was already an agent at William Morris and David Geffen who wanted to be an agent and was working in the mail room at the time....Herb took me up to Abe Lastvogel’s office, the President of Wm.Morris where I signed a contract and David Geffen was assigned to me for this upcoming gig I had at the Hungry I in San Francisco opening for Glen Yarbrough who had this one big hit, ‘Baby the Rain must Fall” by Rod McKuen.....First thing Geffen asks me in my apartment in SF..I let him stay with me to save money...he asked, “How do you smoke pot?...I wanna learn how to smoke pot...teach me how to smoke pot.. please..” “Just suck David...suck in...that’s it....” ...David sucked in and I take full responsibility for starting him out being gay....I taught a course in GLOWbalization in Berlin last January and made Geffen Head of BLOWbalization because he said in this bio about him “The Rise and Rise of David Geffen” page 23 “Biff rose was my first musical signing in Hollywood..” I never signed anything with David...I never even saw him in Hollywood....we spoke once on the phone...he told me his brother Mitch Geffen could handle this divorce I was going through but Mitch Geffen turned out to be such a crook..meaning “The meter was running” from the time I stepped in his car...we rode around the block..I dropped Biff Rose is Biff Rose. Find out more about Biff at biffrose. com, biffrose.biz and biffrose.net. Ballzack is prepping his third album, Yeah, Indeed, for release in late June. Find out more about Ballzack at ballzack.com. Next month, we’ll have Part 2 of Ballzack’s conversation with Biff Rose, where Rose alks about getting hit with a Zulu coconut, painting faces at Saints games and his “vyfe.” 15 antigravitymagazine.com_ FEATUREMUSIC FROM THIS WORLD TO THE NEXT: ROBIN BOUDREAUX’S NEW SYMPHONICS FOR JEREMY SHOWS THE WAY interview and photo by dan fox N ew Orleans is crazy. There’s so much talent and creativity happening in this city and it hits us from every direction, from the sewer drains and the cracks in the sidewalk to the low-flying clouds above; from your kid’s music teacher to the Al Green doppelganger on the Moonwalk. It’s everywhere around us, happening right now—we just have to keep our ears peeled. Even an unsuspecting CraigsList transaction can introduce you to a new dimension of the city, which is exactly how I came across New Symphonics For Jeremy, an album of jazz-based experimental jams and sounds that would’ve stayed far from my radar had it not been for a little bit of internet-aided community commerce. The idea for this album springs from the mind of Robin Boudreaux, a saxophonist and pianist who has been playing music since his early childhood in Franklin, Louisiana. Fresh out of high school, Boudreaux was scooped up by Alvin Batiste, who encouraged him to study in Batiste’s program at Southern University in Baton Rouge. From there, Robin studied further with Ellis Marsalis and company in UNO’s jazz program. Robin’s exploration of jazz and musical expression led him to find like-minded souls in drummer Quin Kirchner and bassist Matthew Golombisky, who together formed the band QMR+. For this album, Robin also relied on The Other Planets’ Anthony Cuccia on sampler and percussion and Matthew McClimon on vibraphone, as well as Triple Delight’s David Hyman, who joined in on guitar. The music on Jeremy is interesting enough, but it took on a whole new level of meaning when I read that the Jeremy from the title was actually Robin’s younger brother, who was tragically murdered while in the confines of the Louisiana prison system. ANTIGRAVITY sat down with Robin on one of those days when summer puts its first foot down. Seeking the last refuges of shade on his porch uptown, we talked about his brother, the boundaries of jazz and an album that practically created itself. 16_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative FEATUREMUSIC ANTIGRAVITY: What were you doing as a musician before this album? Robin Boudreaux: Before Katrina, me and a few guys got together and started to work really hard, almost every day, on original and improvised music—just writing but also transcribing things. I got a lot of work done during that period, trying and get out some of the things I was thinking about at the time; get through them on my instrument. AG: Like what? RB: With the saxophone, having control of how wild an instrument it could be. Exploring the parameters and saying, “If it can do this, I should know it.” Things that would be wild and crazy but also really controlled things, subtleties. With QMR+ we would write songs that had these extreme things in them that I would have to practice, like this one multiphonic that the horn would naturally do if you made a mistake in your fingering. I would learn those and write them down and practice them. One thing Alvin Batiste did is he demanded that you practice your overtone series on every fundamental pitch. It’s extremely painful to listen to and to do. AG: What does that mean, exactly? RB: It’s sort of like feedback on a guitar. If you pluck your lowest string and you have a really hot signal, you’re going to get that note but you can also hear some of the higher partials of that string. If you accidentally bumped the string you’d potentially bring one of those partials out by stopping the string slightly. Well, the saxophone reed operates the same way; it has that fundamental but it also has a higher overtone spectrum emanating from it. Using your throat and your ear, you can learn to break the partials on a reed the way you do on a string, and get that octave overtone to jump out. What Alvin would talk about was actually using that so you’re controlling it more. It gives you a bigger, more complex sound. Those were some of the things we were working on in the preKatrina bands. I was really lucky to be able to play so often, so hard and have that kind of freedom. AG: How did you find the musicians that you play with on this album? RB: Each of us has a different story. The first meeting I remember was hearing them separately on different occasions, and I thought individually each of them struck me as someone I wanted to play with or meet. I remember making a phone call to another friend who’s a guitar player and asking him if he knew these guys and their phone numbers. And the day I called they all happen to be at his house rehearsing. Everybody was flipping out! AG: Was Symphonics For Jeremy really recorded in one day? RB: We went in around 10am, set up and got rolling, and then took a few breaks. I think we stopped about 5 or 6pm. It was digitally recorded, so I told the engineer to just let it roll. AG: Did you do any overdubs or was it all simultaneously recorded live? RB: No overdubs. It’s easy to go into a big, long-winded discussion of it. You have a few different schools of thought. There’s jam band style, which is like, “We’re going to start a groove and that’s going to be thirty minutes.” Then you have completely free improvisation, where events separated by five seconds could have completely different tonal and textural characteristics. I’ve been observing another school, which is easier said as spontaneous compositions. They’re free in that there’s no predetermined structure, but everyone involved is aware that you’re going to structure a composition. My hopes would be that it would come off sounding composed, but not by any one person. I like to think of it as allowing it to self-order. It starts with an idea and a movement, and that continues to develop freely and everyone rides that wave; so we’re all on the rapids riding together in the same raft. And even if someone introduces something completely out of left field, that may be the solution to the problem of where we are and where we’re going. This whole album is that way. There was nothing predetermined: no rehearsals, no second takes, no overdubs. One thing I had learned from doing that for several years is you can manipulate the outcome by starting everyone in a different way. There were some times where I didn’t say anything, but there were pieces where I had a certain mood or rhythm in mind, so I would whisper to the bass player [Matthew Golombisky], “Do this kind of thing... but not really.” Then I’d go to the vibes player [Matthew McClimon] and say “Matt’s going to play something on the bass. Totally ignore whatever he’s playing. Start building this rebuttal and see where it goes because it’s going to get busier.” So there were little hints like that, just to guide the beginning textures and moods so we weren’t starting everything the exact same way. And I also had the freedom of the piano player not showing up, so the piano was available and I could run to it and guide it as well. AG: So you were running between saxophone and piano while the song’s going? RB: I had a friend, Will Thompson, who was going to come but he wound up not being able to. None of us were living here at the time; we had all been flooded out. We were all able to be in town that day which is why we did it. When I realized Will wouldn’t be there, I asked the engineer to set it up so I could run back and forth. There was like twenty to thirty feet of space I had to cover silently while the band was recording, so I couldn’t just jump instantly to either. AG: Listening to the CD, I swear I hear saxophone and piano together. RB: No, never. David Hyman, the guitarist, who is also the guitarist in Triple Delight—that’s one thing that can clearly that it’s a sacred thing and that they’re participating in prolonging the life of a sacred art form. I do as well, but I also feel that you can’t allow fear of the unknown to stop your participation in the sacred. That’s what I see in this environment. Some things are seen as so sacrosanct that they’re not to be touched. There’s a fear of losing identity, a fear of not knowing. To me, all jazz musicians from the beginning—and all great musicians, composers—they all seemed to have the propensity to be somewhat different and out of the establishment and abrasive, but still pique the curiosity of people. AG: The emotional core of your album goes pretty deep. Would you mind breaking down for me exactly what happened to your brother? RB: My brother was 21 years old and was one of my greatest supporters in my involvement with music. As I was thinking about putting this together, I wanted to have this session with my best friends and put together some jams and some pieces he would like. That motivation led to what you hear, in the different styles that it goes through. He was killed about a month before [the recording]. It was maybe six months after Katrina. He was in jail, serving time for something he should not have been serving time for—he’d gotten busted at a traffic stop with a roach in his ashtray or under his seat. For that reason he was put on a probationary period where he had to report to his officer. I guess he wasn’t really getting along with the guy, so after a while he said he’d rather go and serve six months than deal with this one guy, who was intimidating him. So he went to do that, basically to serve six months for violating a probation for half of a roach. It’s still under investigation, so I can’t talk much about the period from then until his death. But he was killed; someone on the premises did it, we’re not sure who. Whoever was responsible, my brother was beaten and didn’t survive. When he showed up to the hospital he was dead on arrival. That’s pretty much the worst-case scenario for a sibling, not only to have a violent death, but to happen in that place and that way. A big point of putting this physical product out, it’s just to be a bug in people’s ears. We can’t forget that things are not right in that part of the world. AG: Was making the album cathartic? RB: When we went in there, I didn’t know what would be done with it, if any of it would be any good. During the session, I just felt like I was shooting it out to the universe, playing with no ulterior motives. He’s in the room with us; we’re in the room with us; we just all like playing this for us. AG: Did the other band members know your brother? RB: A couple of them had met him once. But we had all been through such an emotional period. I know when they got the news they were all equally hurt. We were very glad to all be back here. That was another thing—to feel that power of We were washed out, we survived, we got back to the city, we’re making music on this day, in this city. AG: You sure had a lot of fuel. RB: Yes, we did. AG: So then this recording sat for almost two years. What was it like coming back to such driven material after so long? RB: The first time I heard it again, it was a roller coaster. Some of the things really brought tears to my eyes and I had to stop it a lot, because I would remember how I felt in certain moments—because there were tears shed in the studio. It brought me completely back. At the same time, it was two years old and we were all very different. AG: So you think your brother would like the album? RB: I think he’d love it. “[Alvin Batiste] began as a composer, so he didn’t really see an obstacle or a line or a border between traditional tools or modern tools. I see it the same way.” really fool you with him. He uses a computer and a digital effects unit to really cross the border between straight up guitar playing and using all of these other digital sounds. Sometimes it might sound like a keyboard or a pad, but it’ll be him. AG: You’re all obviously well trained and skilled, usually by someone impressive. How does the music on this CD fit in to the overall jazz spectrum? One way to put it might be: what would Alvin Batiste think of this sound? RB: Those are things that perplex me every day. As far as Alvin Batiste goes, this is nothing out of the ordinary. I would refer everyone to find a copy of Musique D’Afrique Nouvelle Orleans. In that album he not only had a guitarist and a band, but he was one of the first jazz musicians that I know about (at least the first New Orleans jazz musician) to incorporate a computer completely into his band. And on that album, there’s a fifteen-minute-or-so piece that has a computer with an early form of MIDI, and he’d programmed this ancient Macintosh to play along with a live jazz group. And it wasn’t for the weak of heart; it wasn’t just an ostinato or a repetitive figure, it was a fully composed fifteen minutes of a computer ticking off all this music. He was kind of a door to the 21st century for me. He began as a composer, so he didn’t really see an obstacle or a line or a border between traditional tools or modern tools. I see it the same way. AG: Is that a welcome thing in the jazz community overall? RB: I don’t find that it’s very welcome here. But there’s a worldwide movement in which everything is accepted because your palette has to be freely chosen. Traditional jazz in New Orleans really does have a religious social context. Or, if not religious, very sacred. People who identify closely with it and protect it, they all feel very Robin Boudreaux plays The Dragon’s Den on Friday, June 13th at 8pm with WATIV. For more info on Robin Boudreaux, go to myspace.com/ninodorado. 17 antigravitymagazine.com_ FEATURE REVIEWMUSIC IN AN ARTIST-ON-ARTIST CHAT, THE JUNIOR LEAGUE’S JOE ADRAGNA TALKS TO SLOAN’S JAY FERGUSON. SLOAN PARALLEL PLAY (YEP ROC) I will not pretend to be non-partisan when it comes to Sloan. They are, to my mind, one of the best bands ever and one of the few bands that, since their inception in 1991, have consistently created strong albums and have avoided the usually-inevitable weak one. The Toronto-based four piece, fresh off my favorite record of 2006 (that would be thirty-track epic Never Hear The End Of It), are back with Parallel Play, the latest release in a career that’s flown under the radar of the U.S. mainstream. The group has four distinct songwriters and multiinstrumentalists: Jay Ferguson, Chris Murphy, Patrick Pentland, and Andrew Scott. Each member contributes at least three songs to Parallel Play (Scott clocks in with four), and their individual songwriting styles are well represented. The great thing about Sloan’s White Album approach is that it’s kind of like getting four different flavors of ice cream—it’s all tasty, and you don’t have to decide between cherry vanilla and rocky road. Ferguson, the band’s resident pop confectioner, delivers one of the album’s high points with the melancholic (but bouncy) “Cheap Champagne;” Murphy’s clever lyrics and gifted melodic sense shines on “All I Am is All You’re Not;” Pentland brings his brand of the rock with the catchy leadoff track, “Believe;” and Scott blasts through the garagelike “Emergency 911.” Of course, I could go on about really geeky production points or fantastic parts on Parallel Play—like the great chorus of “Living The Dream,” with its fantastic ascending bass line; or maybe the “You Keep Me Hanging On” guitar part on “If I Could Change Your Mind;” perhaps I could discuss the echoy, Moby Grape-ish shuffle of “Down in the Basement;” or I could go on about the fabulous harmonies on the chorus of “Believe.” Instead I’m just going to tell you to go get Parallel Play and enjoy the latest release from a band that will earn an honored place on your turntable/CD player/MP3 player. ANTIGRAVITY: Hey, what’s going on? Jay Ferguson: We just filmed a couple of videos in our practice space the other day. We have a really nice camera, and a friend of ours has another really nice camera, and so we just did these videos against a black background, and they’re just really simple with really stark lighting, but they look really nice. I was just at Chris’s working on the editing with him. AG: What songs did you do them for? JF: We’re just doing them just for the singles. It looks like the single in Canada is “Believe In Me” and the single in the states, the Yep Roc single, is “I’m Not A Kid Anymore.” AG: Are you going to put the singles out? JF: I think it’s just mainly radio. I think when they say single these days, they mean the song they’re servicing to radio as opposed to a separate CD single or 7” or something like that. AG: I was thinking about that the other day, actually— I mean, we both remember buying Smiths 12” singles when they would come out. [Laughs] Nowadays it’s just, “Oh, I guess I’ll just download it off iTunes. Maybe they have an iTunes exclusive version or something...” JF: I know! It’s hard. I’m happy that our band still makes vinyl, and I would love to be able to do more vinyl, but I think…I don’t know, maybe we could do a 7” and it would probably pay for itself. Mostly we could sell it offstage, you know? But I totally know what you mean. AG: You guys have your own label, Murder Records, and have worked with a couple of labels in the past—if you were just starting out, or had started out in the last two years or something, do you think you would’ve done anything differently? Would you have bothered with the other labels? JF: That’s hard to say. It depends on how much money there is, or what the label could offer you, because nowadays the main thing record labels can offer you is money. They can promote you and everything, but you can only do so much promotion on your own. Things like MySpace are great, and if you build up a fan base then MySpace is excellent. But if you’re a band that hasn’t played many shows and you’re in the middle of nowhere, then that’s kind of hard because so many bands are trying to do the same thing. So a record label sort of can give you some exposure and advertising. A lot of that is money. Sometimes you get guidance, but if you have your band and if you have your whole act together, then you almost don’t need it. I know that most of the deals that are being given these days are called 360 deals. Have you heard of those before? AG: Yeah, when the record label takes a cut of everything, like merchandising, which bands used to make their living on because they weren’t making anything off the records. JF: Exactly. So what they do is they offer you a bit more money, but they get a piece of everything: a piece of touring, a piece of merchandise, they get a piece of your publishing, a piece of synch license, anything like that. They’re basically sinking in quicksand, and they’re trying to grab anything they can in order to survive. If for some reason a label came along and gave a band two million dollars, maybe it would be worth it for that band to bank that money based on future sales. I think if we were offered one of those, it would have to depend on the label [whether we’d take it]. It seems that there are a lot of great opportunities for doing things for yourself. But, here I am saying that and our band has a record label, and we’re signing bands. [Laughs] AG: You’ve got Parallel Play coming out on Murder/Yep Roc, and I think I told you this before, but I originally thought that it was like the streamlined cousin of (2006 release) Never Hear The End Of It. The more I listen to it, though, it really takes on a life of its own. I think it’s, I don’t know, not dark, but not necessarily happy-golucky. Am I way off the mark there, or— JF: I don’t think so, I think you’re pretty on there. I see it as a little bit, I don’t know about “dark” or anything like that, but a lot of elements to it are a little more melancholy. Even the songs that are a little more, ah, bubbly. [Laughs] Not bubbly, necessarily. Even songs that are a little more cheery have a melancholic side to them, like whether it’s “Living The Dream” or “Cheap Champagne,” it’s not complete positive rainbow songs. I think you’re right, there is a bit of a melancholy element to it. AG: You guys write separately more often than together… JF: Yeah, I think there may have been more collaboration on the Never Hear only because there was a bit more time to do it. We started recording and when things got pushed back we just kept recording. But sometimes we’d be in the studio trying things, like all of us playing together and recording into stereo—we would call it the mash, where we we’d have a mic on the guitar, a mic on the organ, and three or four mics on the drums, and we’d have all of them going into just two channels. We’d put them into the computer and compress them, but later you can’t really fool with the balance. You can’t say later, “Oh, the snare isn’t loud enough,” because it’s already a stereo picture—you could turn up just the right or the left. That was something we were trying on the last album, so we’d need three or four people playing together to get that “live” sound. AG: Kind of like “I Can’t Sleep?” JF: “I Can’t Sleep,” “Golden Eyes,”—there were seven done in one night. They were short songs, so we thought, “Oh, this will be easy to learn.” They’re often gotten on firsttake or second-take and we’d add vocals on top of it later, or one extra instrument. So, it was a bit more collaborative on the last record from the recording aspect, but this time around, because we had more of a deadline, it was more like every man for himself. But there’s always a little bit of collaboration. I find that Chris always comes up with great bass lines, and he did so for all of my songs. I think each of the things he added…if you take my song “Witch’s Wand,” at the end there’s a different melody introduced and Chris came up with that and I thought it was a great little outro. And then the other song of mine, “If I Could Change Your Mind,” Chris came up with the bass part, which I thought was a riff in itself. Andrew played some piano and guitar on Chris’s songs. He’s always great with that. Andrew works great off the cuff. He’s never really a studier, you know like, “What can I do?” He just plays the song. “Okay, yeah, I know what I’m gonna do,” and then knocks it out and goes home. [Laughs] So there are little bits of collaboration here and there. AG: So when you are getting ready to tour, do the songs get reinvented because everyone is adding in their playing, like “Oh, you’re going to do that!” I’ve seen you live numerous times and know that the songs take on a new life. JF: Yeah, totally. I think Patrick thinks that way. I think he likes that, and to add his own thing. Because everyone doesn’t necessarily play on the song, something new gets added. When we start rehearsing, we sort of try to make it sound like the record and as we’ve been playing, it sort of changes a little bit, so by the time we’re in New Orleans or Atlanta the songs sound totally different than they were when we started in rehearsals. [Laughs] AG: The last time you were here in New Orleans was 2004…. JF: That was my very first time in New Orleans, and I wasn’t sure what to expect. What area where we walking around in? AG: The French Quarter. JF: I remember we went to your friends’ house, and we went to the record store, and then we went and had the donuts— AG: Beignets. JF: Beignets! I loved that area. I mean, maybe it’s considered touristy, but I loved that. It’s obviously very European in a way, that area. Yeah, I loved it. I had a great time. That was such a nice, almost small town feeling to that area. That was the only area I got to see, and I really enjoyed it. And the beignets are really delicious! Sloan releases Parallel Play on June 10th through Yep Roc Records. Find out more about Sloan at sloanmusic.com. Joe Adragna’s band is The Junior League, and you can find more info at myspace.com/juniorleague. 19 antigravitymagazine.com_ REVIEWSFILM STEVEN SPIELBERG INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (PARAMOUNT/LUCASFILM) A fter almost twenty years, it’s understandable that reactions to the return of a well-loved franchise might be mixed. Your opinion of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull will be colored by how you view the earlier entries in the series. Did you, like me, view them as superior examples of popcorn flicks or did you, like some critics, assign more intellectual or heartfelt attributes to the films? The reality is that the fourth Indy movie is head and shoulders above the majority of summer spectacle films. Spielberg has shown that he’s more than capable of crafting a movie that can delight crowds while retaining shreds of humor, heart and intelligence and George Lucas has always been a much better idea man than director. Rising star Shia LeBoeuf is slightly miscast as a tough guy greaser, but his natural charisma and chemistry with Harrison Ford more than make up for it. And then there’s Ford himself; at 60-plus, many wondered if he would be believable as the two-fisted adventurer. Suffice it to say, I wish I could look as fit now as Ford does at 66. There’s a little gray around his edges, but he still throws punches, runs down ancient ruins and plays the hero triumphantly. Crystal Skull finds Indy battling communists from Nevada all the way to the steamy Amazon jungles, meeting up with companions both old and new, surviving giant ant swarms and atomic explosions, all the while chasing a Macguffin that’s a little more science fiction than the historical relics of sequels past. It’s here that the dichotomy of the film will divide viewers; this is the same old Indiana Jones, but with more modern elements thrown into the mix. Harrison Ford’s Jones is still the same hero, smirking in the face of danger and seemingly able to escape any situation though hardly ever unscathed, yet some people may find the increased magnitude of his travails unbelievable (forgetting the inflatable raft scene from Temple of Doom are we?). The film still largely relies upon physical effects for its stunt work, but CGI does rear its head throughout the film. Sometimes it’s simply to enhance the practical effects, other times it’s used exclusively (the preponderance of computer-generated animals is distracting, and don’t get me started on the “Tarzan” sequence). These small changes in the series’ methodology don’t drastically alter the soul of the series—we still have Jones traversing the globe, brutally cartoonish fist fights, chase sequences and moments of near disaster that thrill as often as they make us laugh. Nitpickers may scoff at the intrusion of new elements into their hallowed series, but Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is an enjoyable film that doesn’t take itself nearly as seriously as critics may. —Mike Rodgers 20_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative REVIEWSCOMICS DAN ABNETT, IAN EDGINTON, RAHSAN EKEDAL WARHAMMER: CONDEMNED BY FIRE #1 (BOOM!) J ust as Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning have carved out a niche for themselves in the galactic side of the Marvel Universe, Abnett has teamed with Ian Edginton to create a place within the Boom! Studios publishing house. That place? The war-torn, grim universes of Warhammer, both fantasy and sci-fi flavored. Condemned by Fire is the former, a Man With No Namemeets-Solomon Kane-style adventure of a witch hunter who roams the land, using blade and black powder pistol on chaos cultists and the undead while scaring the crap out of even those he’s sworn to protect. The story here is familiar, a “plays by his own rules” loner whose dogged pursuit of a fugitive leads him into a much bigger danger, but it features note perfect execution, great moment-to-moment writing and strong artwork. A familiarity with the Warhammer universe is not required to enjoy Condemned by Fire, though fans of the setting may get a warm glow from the use of judgmental god of good Sigmar or chaos daemon Slaanesh. The basics are easy to pick up from context, and you don’t need to know the specifics of the gods to figure out what’s going on. As I noted, the story beats are familiar, from the lone rider coming to town to a deeper threat that he’s warned against (and of course ignores) to the style of confrontation between our protagonist and that deeper evil. It’s a welcoming, accessible book in the medieval fantasy genre that, Devil’s Due’s Dungeons & Dragons books and Conan aside, is rarely touched in modern comics. I’m certainly glad that, unlike Devil’s Due’s D&D offerings, Boom! isn’t merely recreating Warhammer novels as comics but allowing those with experience crafting those novels to create new stories just for the comics. Condemned By Fire is set up as a continuing story but, like Forge of War before it, this appears to be a series of standalone issues that form a larger picture. There’s a complete story in this one, a satisfying setup through to conclusion. Rather than rely on a cliffhanger to get the readers back for issue two, Condemned By Fire relies on being a damn good read. Elements of this story may return in later issues, or they may not, but a casual reader could definitely pick up this story and get a satisfying and complete tale of Magnus Gault, Templar of Sigmar, chasing down his quarry, the cultist Szymon Magister and dealing with a town full of nasties as a result. While Condemned by Fire looks and acts like a pulp fantasy story a la Robert E. Howard, it also has elements of a western. The protagonist’s use of a black powder pistol makes for some stirring visual moments courtesy of artist Rahsan Ekedal, and the lone man riding into town definitely calls to mind the classic western heroes more so than the knights and mercenaries of fantasy fiction. The book has a great look overall, with moody, dour color by Fellipe Martins and clear, clean storytelling by Ekedal. In the past, despite my general happiness with them, I’ve occasionally had gripes with the clarity of Boom!’s Warhammer comics, but there’s no problem with that here. Visually, this is easily the best of the Warhammer comics so far. Condemned by Fire is a fast-paced action/horror story with an interesting dark fantasy setting and a well-crafted antihero in the lead role. It doesn’t have a lot of deep things to say about the moral quandaries of witch-hunting or the oppressive theocratic nature of the Warhammer world, but it’s an engaging read with strong writing and artwork. Those with a fondness for Robert E. Howard, Frank Frazetta and other pulp fantasy will definitely want to check this one out. —Randy Lander 21 antigravitymagazine.com_ REVIEWSMUSIC THE NATIONAL PORTISHEAD A SKIN, A NIGHT (DVD) VIRGINIA (EP) THIRD (MERCURY) (BEGGARS BANQUET) I T hroughout A Skin, A Night, the new film about the making of The National’s Boxer by Vincent Moon (of La Blogotheque’s Take-Away Shows), we are treated to various takes of Boxer tracks over shaky digital footage of children throwing a paper airplane, the clack of subway cars in the band’s native Brooklyn, and one particularly jarring close-up of drummer Bryan Devendorf’s glasses that unrolls while Berninger can be heard talking about his struggle to keep one of his songs’ characters from coming across as a stalker. Viewers expecting a portrait of one of America’s most interesting bands will be disappointed to find instead what amounts to a fingerpainting— high on color, low on story. What we do find, though, is an accurate and honest portrait of a working band. There’s very little drinking, very little smiling, and a great deal of thinking while staring into space throughout A Skin, A Night. The National are dedicated workers, having taken over six months to complete what would become a masterpiece in Boxer, and it was not for lack of struggle. Moon’s wallflower techniques allow us to listen to singer Matt Berninger struggle to piece together the lyric and melody for “Green Gloves” over the course of the entire film, and we watch as the band spends hours on a version of “Slow Show” that ends up being completely overhauled by the time Boxer was released. It is this slow realization from concept to product that Moon is trying to capture, and he does a fine job of recreating the dreariness and seemingly-random shots of inspiration that accompany any long-term artistic act; it’s a movie about commitment more than anything else. The problem is it doesn’t make for terribly interesting film. A Skin, A Night lacks the inspired spontaneity of the Take-Away Shows as well as the elegance of Boxer, leaving the viewer waiting for a money shot that never appears. As for the band themselves, the accompanying Virginia EP is an interesting (if bloated) collection of live versions, B-sides and demos from the Boxer sessions and tours. While the tracks are individually strong, they lack the precision and cohesion of Boxer; there is plenty of loose space here, particularly on an overambitious version of “Slow Show” whose glorious failure serves to justify the group’s tendency to continually revise; not for nothing is the Boxer version of “Slow Show,” one of the best tracks of last year. Virginia is worth at least one spin, though, to hear the group’s take on Bruce Springsteen’s “Mansion on the Hill” as well as “About Today,” a sprawling track that finds Berninger abandoning his usually florid imagery and allowing the band to fill in the details. Both The National and Moon seem to understand the importance of gritty work in the artistic process. Doubt, ambiguity, boredom, and rejection haunt both A Skin, A Night and Virginia. But The National, unlike their documentarian, are experts at finding the heart in the details, never content with keeping their audience in the dredges of nihilistic grindstoning. There is glory here. —Marty Garner t would be both unfair and incredibly foolish of me to expect a group to return after a decade of silence and sound exactly like the band I loved before, so it was with reservations that I approached the return of Portishead. But, once past the initial curve of their new sound, Third opens into a masterful comeback. Never a warm band, Portishead now sounds even more bloodless, a spare icy sound based on fewer crackling record loops than before—instead brooding guitar strums and stings coupled with less than organic but not quite digital drum pops control the music. First single “Machine Gun” was a sign of worry for some longtime fans; an interesting and bold choice for a ten-year reappearance, “Machine Gun” is perhaps the biggest departure from Portishead’s classic style. Its spare, machine-like percussion rat-a-tats in lockstep with Beth Gibbon’s sweeping voice is a frigid and stripped style that’s as far removed as it can be from the jazzy loops of older records while still retaining the spirit of the band. And what a voice it is that leads these songs. Still Portishead’s most valuable asset, Gibbons sounds as remorseful, brooding and sweetly sad as ever on Third. Her cold vocals carry the soul through tracks like “We Carry On” and its muffled, marching band cacophony, and in “The Rip,” with its bare acoustic guitar and fuzzy, analog denouement. Look at the state of most early ‘90s electro groups and you see a litany of missteps, water treading or complete irrelevance—that Portishead were willing to drop the trip-hop albatross (a label they never fully embraced even though the group helped define it’s style), and craft a record that held onto what made them interesting while still sounding fresh is a testament to their strength. Few records are as haunted with beauty and a skeletal, drowned sorrow as Third, a fulfilling and entirely successful comeback for Portishead and an easy candidate for album of the year. —Mike Rodgers NO AGE NOUNS (SUB POP) N o Age began their career releasing EPs, all on different labels, before Fat Cat Records put the tracks together and released them last year as Weirdo Rippers, a superb collection of washed out, psychedelic wanderings. Sub Pop subsequently picked up the L.A. duo for their first full-length offering, Nouns, which streamlines the group’s previous explorations into a more concerted effort. This new album is hardly a departure from the past—on the contrary, fans of No Age’s first EPs who’re longing for more maundering will be hard-pressed to find error; Nouns brilliantly weds the melodic rock and fuzzed out, effectsdriven roamings of previous songs, whose sporadic cohesion coalesce on the new record to give the duo a more complete sound. It’s a sound that unfurls itself over the album as a whole, slightly altering the hue of the vast sonic canvas with each listen and found sound, resulting in a rewarding album that could remain on repeat for weeks on end (damn, if I could get this record out of the player). The opening line of the third track, “Teen Creeps”—“Wash away what we create”—may as well be the band’s moniker, with each track successfully engulfing the former, giving the record an organic feel previously championed by contemporaries like Animal Collective and Deerhunter. The songs pass through so many genres and sounds that it becomes futile trying to pinpoint influences or even instruments, and herein lies the appeal—simply sit back and enjoy the music as it washes over you. This album is so strong and diverse throughout that it is hard to identify which tracks are the real standouts. Pop numbers like “Eraser,” “Sleeper Hold” and the brilliant “Here Should Be My Home” are certainly candidates, while the ambient adventures such as “Impossible Bouquet” and “Keechie” succeed in their vastness as well. Favorites aside, there is not a weak track to be found on Nouns, a record that shows No Age capable of producing practically flawless, hazed-out, humidity-drenched, abandon-rock, coming just in time for our New Orleans brand of torridity in these coming summer months. —Dan Mitchell NINE INCH NAILS GHOSTS I-IV THE SLIP (RED) N IN’s Ghosts I-IV and The Slip are, together, a project expansive in its scale, sound and presentation. The usually reclusive and perfectionist Trent Reznor has been busy as of late, following up his last fulllength album in less than a year with this surprise release of four volumes of instrumentals. Both the unexpected nature of Ghosts and its experimental distribution model merit applause. The digital debut and subsequent physical release should be the new model for established acts in getting their music to the masses. Much has been made about Reznor’s derogatory comments about Radiohead’s In Rainbows” model, but he’s right. It was a kind of bait-and-switch. From day one Ghosts was available as a lossless digital download that also supplied a physical copy for collectors. No leaked tracks, no record company feet-dragging or price inflation, just new music available MUSIC REVIEWS SPONSORED BY THE OFFICIAL RECORD STORE OF ANTIGRAVITY 22_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative REVIEWSMUSIC at a tremendous value. Even more so is the subsequent free release of The Slip, a full on NIN album. This kind of immediate audience gratification should set the stage for how established artists release work in the digital age. But, beyond the release, how’s the music? Reznor’s traditionally at his best when his considerable id and ego make nice together, which these releases seem to separately embody. Unlike Year Zero’s bleeping, squealing cacophony, Ghosts I-IV is a mixed bag of improvisational pieces ranging from plaintive to epic to menacing. It’s nigh impossible to categorize the tone of the album—clocking in at just under two hours, there’s plenty of room to roam from sound to sound, but the music generally follows one of three paths: gentle, dreamy melody, droning, fuzz breakdowns, or odd, rhythmic jams. “3 Ghosts I” is all plastic percussion chugging forward, powered by mechanical cracks and distorted bass riffs, and “14 Ghosts II” sounds like broken toy guitars strumming beside a muffled laptop speaker. “4 Ghosts I” owes more than a little to the heavy shoegaze sound of My Bloody Valentine, while “23 Ghosts III” is a doppelganger of the blues, a 12-bar break, ground through as much distortion as a studio can offer, until its beat sounds like the rasp of dead machines. With so much playtime on plastic, Ghosts is all over the place, but oddly its main flaw is repetition. The quieter moments spliced between their more forceful cousins all tend to blend together during marathon listens—if you’ve heard six chiming piano melodies you’ve heard the next ten, and while each one has its merits their similarity does lessen their weight. While not perfect, Ghosts I-IV holds enough musical creativity that its bloated mass doesn’t feel like dead weight. Where Ghosts meanders, The Slip charges ahead; the majority of its run time is devoted to rock songs, vocals, choruses and a lot of aggressive, computer manipulated guitar work. “Discipline” is as close to the ‘80s industrial dance rock of Pretty Hate Machine as NIN is likely to return to, with its hooky buzzing synthesizers and disco-fied beat. “Letting You” is Reznor-by-way-of-‘90s hardcore dance, BPMs barreling out of control beneath a wall of noise. The final half of the record does slow down, though the understated piano of “Lights in the Sky” and the studied beauty of “The Four of Us Are Dying” provide a stopgap for the record’s momentum. The Slip is classic Nine Inch Nails, and a refreshingly straightforward slice of rock after Ghosts I-IV. —Mike Rodgers FUCK BUTTONS STREET HORRRSING (ATP) N oise versus music—it’s the question as old as sound. What I call a song, someone’s grandfather calls sonic garbage. The question of taste is always in the forefront, and in the case of Fuck Buttons it’s truly the only question. Beginning as a strictly noise-based band, their sound has evolved into a mischievously hard to describe hybrid-grating noise in the service of sweeping beauty and mood. In most respects, Street Horrrsing is successful to my ears. Scraping electronic sounds stutter along, backed by analog squeals or swelling processed strings, all of it adding up to a sense of rising tide in each track. Bit by bit the disparate scraps coalesce into a droning squall of sweet sound. Repetition does set in after a while, but it’s difficult to expect an album based on drone and noisy haze to avoid that misstep. Even with its faults, Street Horrrsing combines the harsh with the jubilant in ways most music never even tries. Nowhere is this more evident than on album opener “Sweet Love for Planet Earth”—this charmed bit of sonic alchemy begins as subdued chimes floating in a vacuum, only to have the dead space filled with a machine-fed bass hum and eventually stuttering throbs and witch-like howls. If none of that sounds pleasant, then maybe Fuck Buttons isn’t your cup of tea, but for those inclined towards sounds that are sometimes challenging, Street Horrrsing is a dream. —Mike Rodgers FERNANDO BRAXTON AND THE EARTHMOVERS GRAVY SAID AND DONE (BLUE-EYED DOG) SELF-TITLED (INDEPENDENT) A s anyone who pays any attention to the little name attached to my ANTIGRAVITY reviews knows, this style of music is out of my normal range. The closest I usually get to the blues is Clutch, and my version of New Orleans music is Down, but if there’s one thing anyone can recognize it’s energy. If nothing else were true, the inescapable fact is that Fernando Braxton and The Earthmovers have that musical energy, the power to jam a groove into your ears as easily as they lay down soul. From the opening bars of the bluesy “Closest Star,” the band sounds larger than its three pieces might seem, with the riff-crunching off the spine of the backbeat while Braxton’s soulful voice glides over the music until the spacey climax brings down the proceedings. The smooth rhythm and blues of “Break 6” glides like silk and the mellowed riffing of “Echoes” calls to mind Ben Harper at his more somber moments. Live, the playful “Pinky Ring” is even more of a mover, but even on CD its wah-wah scratching, thick bass lines and jazzy fills lead to foot stomping, especially in its ever-so-funky breakdown. That a band so recently assembled can mesh so perfectly is a testament to their individual musicianship and the conviction behind their sound. The New Orleans music scene is clogged to the gills with bluesy acts and it takes a spark to set one apart from the next. Sure, it’s not a great musical leap or a reinvention of the wheel, but with their jumping live performances and the promise shown in the grooves of their debut EP, Fernando Braxton and The Earthmovers seems poised to make a mark on the NOLA landscape. —Mike Rodgers BORIS SMILE (SOUTHERN LORD) L et me begin this by saying that Boris is one of my favorite bands. From low end-heavy drone rumbling to shoegaze psychedelia to pure rock bliss, no one band combines these elements as well as Boris does. Unfortunately, while their new record Smile does combine all of these elements into one rock collage, and though there are many highpoints, the schizophrenic nature of the record keeps it from orgiastic perfection. Rejecting the “cool rock” pose of their last full-length, Pink, Boris has returned to a more experimental mindset, setting their heavier moments against some strange bedfellows. Sometimes this juxtaposition works, as there are moments of rock perfection that warrant a perfect score on their own—both “Buzz In” and single “Statement” are as straightforward as high tempo sludge rock gets, complete with howling guitars, cowbell and an overall audio assault that borders on deafening when played at reasonable volumes. The record’s crown jewel is the complete oddball “My Neighbor Satan.” Best described as a plaintive ballad sung over the severely down-mixed buzz of a screaming rock track, the song erupts into a tsunami of psych-rock, squealing guitars and howling Marshall Stacks. It’s this dichotomy that works so well that holds Smile back from a higher score. The final half of the record meanders through extended freak-outs, (“Ka Re Ha Te Ta Sa Ki— No Ones Grieve”) ‘60s acid jams (“You Were Holding an Umbrella”) and the fifteen-minute excess of its closing drone track. While each of these pieces make for exciting music on their own terms, their jumbled placement on Smile disrupts the flow of what could have been a heavy rock masterpiece. —Mike Rodgers I nfused with rock riffs and a funky bend of the wah-pedal, Gravy can easily be considered both a rock band and funk band. Since the quartet formed in 2003, they’ve grown bigger and bigger along the Gulf Coast by entertaining at bars and clubs. With an eponymous EP in 2005, the band continued to get people dancing with their originals and covers, but on their new album, Said And Done, they blend and cross funk and rock genres while perfectly harmonizing every instrument together, creating the “funkinfused progressive rock” they call their music. Ian Stahl’s organ and keyboard sets up Steve Kelly’s bustling guitar solos throughout, creating a distinct up-beat pace that is delightfully broken by “Walk on By,” with an almost Blue Eyed Soul feel that will surely slow you and your dance partner down. The pace is immediately picked back up with Mark Lighthiser’s jazzy drums and Marcus Burrell’s digressing bass intro of “Cool With That,” which couldn’t help but progress into a funky guitar phrase with complimenting organ chords and capped off with the entire band chanting the lyrics, “I’m cool with that.” The album finishes with the title track, a song ending with a three-minute instrumental buildup to Steve Kelley’s lyrics about being, and also sending the listener, on his merry way. —Christopher Woods THE DRESDEN DOLLS NO, VIRGINIA (ROADRUNNER) T he Dresden Dolls, made up of Amanda Palmer on piano and vocals with Brian Viglione on the drums, are leaders in a kitsch genre they call “punk cabaret”—imagine Black Flag with Liza Minelli singing as they played a 1930s-era German cabaret. After two records (their 2004 self-titled album, which was pure, Brechtian punk cabaret, and 2006’s Yes, Virginia, their tight, polished and commercially playable release), if you’ve wondered how they got from points A to B, then pick up the auxiliary No, Virginia, because it’s a map. The compilation is a patchwork of songs collected from studio sessions over the past few years, and while with some songs it’s obvious why they didn’t make Yes, Virgina’s cut, others are wonderful, dark gems. “Dear Jenny” barely gives the listener time to breathe before it launches into Palmer’s cynical, sexual lyrics and hard, piano driven rock, with Brian on the drums rat-a-tattating away. The follow-up, the more polished “Night Reconnaissance,” is a catchier song about adolescence. Other gems include “Sheep Song,” an eerie track whose beginning sounds like a gothic child’s lullaby (toy piano included) with bursts of angry intensity, and “The Kill,” which is reminiscent of the Dolls’ early work. However, No, Virginia is tempered with songs like “The Mouse and the Model” and “Gardner,” which are by no means bad but break away from the Dolls’ traditional sound with distorted guitars and bass that exhibit a midnineties, riot grrrl feel. In the middle is a bubblegummy cover of “Pretty in Pink,” which isn’t different enough to thoroughly confuse any Psychedelic Furs fans. The album’s winner is “Lonesome Organist Rapes Pageturner,” a fast-paced song that showcases Palmer’s darkly entertaining lyrics, eccentric piano playing and Viglione’s energetic, part punk, part jazz drumming. While No, Virginia won’t be The Dolls’ most notable release, it’s still a charming listen put forth by one of America’s unique bands. —Caroline DeBruhl 23 antigravitymagazine.com_ EVENT LISTINGS NEW ORLEANS VENUES NEW ORLEANS (Cont.) 45 Tchoup, 4529 Tchoupitoulas (504) 891-9066 Neutral Ground Coffee House, 5110 Danneel St., (504) 891-3381, www.neutralground.org Barrister’s Art Gallery, 2331 St. Claude Ave. The Big Top, 1638 Clio St., (504) 569-2700, www.3ringcircusproductions.com Nowe Miasto, 223 Jane Pl., (504) 821-6721 The Blue Nile, 534 Frenchmen St., (504) 948-2583 One Eyed Jacks, 615 Toulouse St., (504) 5698361, www.oneeyedjacks.net Broadmoor House, 4127 Walmsley, (504) 8212434 Cafe Brasil, 2100 Chartres St., (504) 947-9386 Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St., (504) 8659190, www.carrolltonstation.com Checkpoint Charlie’s, 501 Esplanade Ave., (504) 947-0979 Chickie Wah Wah, 2828 Canal Street (504) 304-4714, www.chickiewahwah.com Circle Bar, 1032 St. Charles Ave., (504) 5882616, www.circlebar.net Club 300, 300 Decatur Street, www. neworleansjazzbistro.com Coach’s Haus, 616 N. Solomon Ogden Museum, 925 Camp St., (504) 539-9600 Outer Banks, 2401 Palmyra (at S. Tonti), (504) 628-5976, www.myspace.com/ outerbanksmidcity Republic, 828 S. Peters St., (504) 528-8282, www.republicnola.com Southport Hall, 200 Monticello Ave., (504) 8352903, www.newsouthport.com WEDNESDAY 6/4 d.b.a., 618 Frenchmen St., (504) 942-373, www. drinkgoodstuff.com/no St. Roch Taverne, 1200 St. Roch Ave., (504) 945-0194 Der Rathskeller (Tulane’s Campus), McAlister Dr., http://wtul.fm Tarantula Arms, 209 Decatur Street (504) 5255525, www.myspace.com/tarantulaarms Dragon’s Den, 435 Esplanade Ave., http:// myspace.com/dragonsdennola Tipitina’s, (Uptown) 501 Napoleon Ave., (504) 895-8477 (Downtown) 233 N. Peters, www. tipitinas.com Fair Grinds Coffee House, 3133 Ponce de Leon, (504) 913-9072, www.fairgrinds.com Fuel Coffee House, 4807 Magazine St. (504) 895-5757 Goldmine Saloon, 701 Dauphine St., (504) 5860745, www.goldminesaloon.net The Green Space, 2831 Marais Street (504) 9450240, www.thegreenproject.org The Zeitgeist, 2940 Canal St., (504) 827-5858, www.zeitgeistinc.net METAIRIE VENUES Airline Lion’s Home, 3110 Division St. Badabing’s, 3515 Hessmer, (504) 454-1120 The Bar, 3224 Edenborn Hammerhead’s, 1300 N Causeway Blvd, (504) 834-6474 Handsome Willy’s, 218 S. Robertson St., (504) 525-0377, http://handsomewillys.com The High Ground, 3612 Hessmer Ave., Metairie, (504) 525-0377, www. thehighgroundvenue.com Hi-Ho Lounge, 2239 St. Claude Ave. (504) 9454446, www.myspace.com/hiholounge Keystone’s Lounge, 3408 28th Street, www. myspace.com/keystoneslounge Hot Iron Press Plant, 1420 Kentucky Ave., [email protected] Stitches, 3941 Houma Blvd., www.myspace. com/stitchesbar House Of Blues / The Parish, 225 Decatur, (504)310-4999, www.hob.com/neworleans BATON ROUGE VENUES The Howlin’ Wolf, 907 S. Peters, (504) 522WOLF, www.thehowlinwolf.com The Caterie, 3617 Perkins Rd., www.thecaterie.com Kajun’s Pub, 2256 St. Claude Avenue (504) 9473735, www.myspace.com/kajunspub Kim’s 940, 940 Elysian Fields, (504) 844-4888 The Kingpin, 1307 Lyons St., (504) 891-2373 Le Bon Temps Roule, 4801 Magazine St., (504) 895-8117 Le Chat Noir, 715 St. Charles Ave., (504) 5815812, www.cabaretlechatnoir.com Lyceum Central, 618 City Park Ave., (410) 5234182, http://lyceumproject.com Lyon’s Club, 2920 Arlington St. Mama’s Blues, 616 N. Rampart St., (504) 453-9290 TUESDAY 6/3 Side Arm Gallery, 1122 St. Roch Ave., (504) 218-8379, www.sidearmgallery.org Saturn Bar, 3067 St. Claude Ave., www. myspace.com/saturnbar The Spellcaster Lodge, 3052 St. Claude Avenue, www.quintonandmisspussycat.com/ tourdates.html Ernie K-Doe’s Mother-in-Law Lounge, 1500 N. Claiborne Ave. Andrew Duhon, Circle Bar ATM, Know One, Swell, Private Pile, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Augustana, Paddy Casey, Wild Street Orange, The Parish @ House Of Blues Blue Grass & Red Beans, Hi-Ho Lounge, 8pm Ben Steadman, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 8pm Mad Mike, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10pm Chris Scheurich, Circle Bar Felix, My Graveyard Jaw, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Johnny Vidacovich, d.b.a., 10pm OneRepublic plus Matt Wertz also plus Dave Barns, House of Blues, 6pm, $25 The Pets, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Rusty Nail, 1100 Constance Street (504) 5255515, www.therustynail.org/ The Country Club, 634 Louisa St., (504) 9450742, www.countryclubneworleans.com Eldon’s House, 3055 Royal Street, [email protected] MONDAY 6/2 The Broken Letters, Black Belt, Circle Bar Sweetness, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 8pm Swervedriver, Terra Diablo, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm Kenny Holladay, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10pm Walter Wolfman Washington, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 FRIDAY 6/6 The Darkroom, 10450 Florida Blvd., (225) 2741111, www.darkroombatonrouge.com North Gate Tavern, 136 W. Chimes St. (225)346-6784, www.northgatetavern.com Red Star Bar, 222 Laurel St., (225) 346-8454, www.redstarbar.com Maple Leaf, 8316 Oak St., (504) 866-9359 Rotolos, 1125 Bob Pettit Blvd. (225) 761-1999, www.myspace.com/rotolosallages Marlene’s Place, 3715 Tchoupitoulas, (504) 897-3415, www.myspace.com/marlenesplace The Spanish Moon, 1109 Highland Rd., (225) 383-MOON, www.thespanishmoon.com McKeown’s Books, 4737 Tchoupitoulas, (504) 895-1954, http://mckeownsbooks.net The Varsity, 3353 Highland Rd., (225)383-7018, www.varsitytheatre.com Melvin’s, 2112 St. Claude Ave. MVC, 9800 Westbank Expressway, (504) 2342331, www.themvc.net 24_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative SATURDAY 6/7 Attic Ted, Ratty Scurvics Singularity, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Benefit for OneLovEvolution, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Delta Spirit, Matt Costa, The Weather Underground, The Parish @House Of Blues, 8pm, $16.50 The Dimestore Troubadours, Circle Bar Flow Tribe f/ MynameisJohnMichael, Tipitina’s, 10pm, $10 Old Crow Medicine Show, House of Blues, 8pm, $20 Robert Walter Trio, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 Dragonfly’s, 124 West Chimes Junkyard House, 3299 Ivanhoe St. A Living Soundtrack, Chef Menteur, John Cohrs, Rat Bastard, Douglas Fairbanks, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Centerpunch, Edge Set Mary, The Bar, 9pm Defend New Orleans Presents: Action Action ReAction Indie Dance Party, Circle Bar DJ Brice Nice Presents: Soul Movement, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 8:30pm Standby Red 5, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Gravity A, Zoogma, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Grayson Capps, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 Jak Locke & Lazarus Project, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 8pm THURSDAY 6/5 Chelsea’s Café, 2857 Perkins Rd., (225) 3873679, www.chelseascafe.com Government St., 3864 Government St., www. myspace.com/rcpzine has just enough pop to draw in different types of people and rocks hard enough to keep everyone engrossed for the entire set. But, make no mistake; he isn’t a pop-punk wonder. He plays really good, old fashion, rock and roll, filled with riffs and hooks in all their glory. His songs are glorious little gems that will keep you humming for days to follow, so don’t miss the former One Eyed Jacks soundman on a rare return to New Orleans. —Caroline DeBruhl Settly, Sunday Afternoon, The Public, Luca, One Eyed Jacks, 10pm; settly.com. Settly has been all over the music business. He’s been in bands like Raw Youth, Multiple Places and ZOOM. He was the house recording engineer at NYC’s Tin Pan Alley Studio (where he worked on the Beastie Boy’s Ill Communications He also recorded and coCommunications). produced Railroad Jerk’s One Track Mind and The Third Rail. All that considered, the most notable thing about Settly may be his solo music. When I say he went solo, I mean he went solo— solo—he mixed, recorded, produced, wrote the lyrics and music to all the songs, all on his own. Now that’s independent music! However, as he can’t play every instrument by himself live, his backup band is either his old buddies ZOOM or The Disappointments. While Settly kicks ass on the record, his live shows are where it’s at—his music Lil’ Doogie Meet-And-Greet, Color Bar Salon (2039 Magazine St.), 8pm, FREE; lildoogie. com. From a string of laugh-inducing, reallife videos (like meeting Endymion parade goers and talking to local ABC affiliate Channel 26, taking his first trip to the East Bank and throwing television antennas around the room after arguing with his roommate) to a Dirty Coast t-shirt featuring his likeness to the release of the fledgling rapper’s first EP and his appearance on this magazine’s cover (April ’08), Lil’ Doogie has confounded online philosophers with the only question worth asking: “Brah, I’m real?” Philosophize further at Color Bar Salon, where Doogie celebrates the release of Thoughts From My Mind and his first music video, for Thoughts track “Lil’ One.” You’ll have a chance to make a film with Doogie (not of the porno kind, unless that’s what you’re into) and take photos like you did at your Senior Prom. — —Leo McGovern Bonerama, Tipitina’s (Uptown) The Blessed, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10pm Blower Motor, Sick of Silence, Black Snow, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm The Carrots, King Louie One Man Band, The Microshards, Circle Bar Corey Smith, House Of Blues Demuredin, Invoke the Nightmare, Grayskull, Blackwater Burial, Howlin’ Wolf Little Freddie King, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 Quadrolithic, Checkpoint Charlie, 11pm Rosie Ledet, One Eyed Jacks Ross Hallen and the Hellbenders, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 7pm Superhero Party, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm EVENT LISTINGS SUNDAY 6/8 SATURDAY 6/14 Datarock, Ladytron, House Of Blues The Fens, Circle Bar Linnzi Zaorski, d.b.a., 6pm New Bloods, Rougarou, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Poi Dog Pondering, The Parish @ House Of Blues Andrew Duhon and Robin Kinchen, The Parish @ House of Blues, 9pm, $10 Black Snow, Jak Locke, Tarantula Arms, 9pm Bustout Burlesque, House of Blues, 7pm; 9:30pm, $20 Bustout Burlesque Afterparty, Tarantula Arms, 12am Cheater Pipe, Snake Oiler, Dead End Lake, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 8pm Damon Fowler Group, House Of Blues Free Jazz, Brah, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Good Guys CD Release Party w/ Mike Dillon plus Metronome The City, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm John Boutte, d.b.a., 7pm Lux, Taco Cat, Forever Is Now, Circle Bar Marisol, Best Left Unsaid, Howlin’ Wolf One Man Machine, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Otra, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 Seguenon Kone From The Ivory Coast, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Sinkhole, The Bar, 9pm MONDAY 6/9 Animal Hospital, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 9pm Blue Grass Pickin’ Party, Hi-Ho Lounge, 8pm Jealous Monk, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Microphone Co-Rivalry, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Rick Trolsen & Gringo do Choro, d.b.a., 10pm Wazozo, Circle Bar TUESDAY 6/10 Doomsday Device, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm The Self-Help Tapes, Circle Bar Anthony Hamilton, House of Blues, 7pm, $38.50 WEDNESDAY 6/11 Brass Bed, Circle Bar Carolyn Wonderland, Maple Leaf I Am Israel, Further Reasoning; Pianos Become Teeth, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Sex Slaves w/ Rik Slave and The Phantoms, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm Walter Wolfman Washington, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 Zappa Plays Zappa, House Of Blues SUNDAY 6/15 The Fens, Circle Bar Quintron Presents: Melted Men Georgia, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Dominic, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 7pm Linnzi Zaorski, d.b.a., 6pm From MONDAY 6/16 THURSDAY 6/12 Dead Legends, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10pm Eric Hutchinson, Justin Nozuka, Marie Digby, The Parish @ House Of Blues The Fens, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 7pm Glen David Andrews & The Lazy Six, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 I Kill Cars, The Koreans, Circle Bar Mario Abney Trio, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Natasha Bedingfield, The Veronicas, Kate Voegele, House of Blues, 7pm, $25 FRIDAY 6/13 Brotherhood of Groove, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 7pm Cedric Burnside, Juke Joint Duo, Lightnin’ Malcolm, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 Damon Fowler Group, House Of Blues DJ 4renZic, Alex Kidd, Ryoga, Accomplice, AML, Howlin’ Wolf Dominic, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 7pm Extra Golden plus The Hot 8 Brass Band, One Eyed Jacks, 9 pm Felix, Circle Bar Firewater, The Parish @ House Of Blues Gov’t Majik, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Groundation, House of Blues, 8pm Ingrid Lucia, d.b.a., 6pm Jealous Monk, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm, $5 Menagerie, Floodstage, Targeting Aorta, The Bar, 9pm Rising Sun, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10:30pm Vision Winged Party Cult, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 9pm Wativ’s Baghdad Music Journal, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Mudhoney, Birds of Avalon, One Eyed Jacks, 10pm, $18; myspace.com/mudhoney. Any elitist worth his/her flannel will most likely have something to say about pioneer grunge band Mudhoney’s new album, The Lucky Ones. These Seattle natives were the ones that Kurt Cobain cited as an inspiration but then they totally, like, sold out in 1992 when they went to Reprise Records. They went back to Sub Pop in 2002 but released Since We’ve Become Translucent, which was so commercial and had nowhere near the raw power of Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge. Under A Billion Suns came out four years later and had a more progressive rock sound. Some critics applaud Mudhoney for growing, others say the band has simply sold out and is washed up. Whatever their opinions are of Mudhoney’s recorded music, skeptic and elitist alike are still itching for the show. What would it be like? Will they stick to their new, prog rock-style stuff? Will they play “Touch Me, I’m Sick?” Whether you’re praying for disappointment so you could tell everybody that you called it or secretly hoping the show will make you feel like you’re sixteen again, this show is worth checking out because, you know, it’s, like, Mudhoney! —Caroline DeBruhl DeBruhl; Photo by Shawn Brackbill, courtesy subpop.com. Amanda Walker, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Ben Steadman, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 7pm 25 antigravitymagazine.com_ EVENT LISTINGS Blue Grass Pickin’ Party, Hi-Ho Lounge, 8pm Mad Mike, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10pm Magnetic Ear, d.b.a., 10pm TUESDAY 6/17 Downtown Brown w/ Secret Special Guests, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Grisley, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Johnny Vidacovich, d.b.a., 10pm Rehab, The Parish @ House of Blues, 8pm, $1012.50 Schatzy, Circle Bar Morning 40 Federation 10th Anniversary Celebration w/ special guests, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm The Pallbearers, The Dusk Rapist, The Bar, 9pm The Public, Tarantula Arms, 10pm Retard-O-Bot, High Ground Shadow Gallery, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Slewfoot Blues Band, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 11pm SATURDAY 6/21 WEDNESDAY 6/18 Roosevelt Noise, Circle Bar Shinedown, 12 Stones, Rev Theory, House of Blues, 6:30pm, $23.50 Walter Wolfman Washington, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 THURSDAY 6/19 The Roots, House of Blues; theroots.com. In the fifteen years The Roots have been around, they’ve been Grammy winners for the past nine, and they were critical darlings in the ‘90s for their merging of jazz influences with funk beats and their creativity (Illadelph Halflife was completely sample free). The Roots have also been known to bring out the best in their guest performers—“You Got Me” featuring Erykah Badu and Eve won a Grammy and hip-hop deity Jay-Z jumps into their live shows whenever he gets the chance. While they have lost some of their critical steam with their last few albums, it hasn’t stopped them from kicking ass on a massive tour. In fact, what the Roots are most noted for is their performing ability. Whether it’s ?uestlove’s drumming or Black Thought’s precise lyrics and persona (which is refreshingly hubris-free), there is something about a Roots show that reminds people of how much they love them. — Caroline DeBruhl Damn Hippies, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 9pm Dimestore Troubadours, My Graveyard Jaw, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Dough Stackin’ Up All-Stars, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm The Fens, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10:30pm Loren Murrell, Circle Bar Reckless Kelly, Tipitina’s (Uptown) FRIDAY 6/20 Amanda Walker, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 7pm Black Rose Band, Circle Bar Cohen & The Ghost, Les Poisson Rouges, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Felix, Steve Eck, Half A Million Strangers, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Hot Club of New Orleans, d.b.a., 6pm 26_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative Zydepunks, d.b.a., 10pm, $5; zydepunks. com. The Zydepunks are blowing up. With a positive mention is USA Today, glowing reviews coming from across the sea, and a growing gypsy-punk scene nestling into major American cities, it’s easy to believe that this multi genre, multilingual band will become the next big thing in the alternative scene. Already the darlings of underground and foreign press, The Zydepunks have gained much deserved notice within the past year due to their album Exile Waltz and their intense and stellar live performances during their American and European tours. Unlike other well-reviewed underground bands, The Zydepunks seem to have the potential to move beyond the kitschy, college-radiobased scene and into something more memorable and lasting. (Suck it, Vampire Weekend.) With a diverse fan base that spans from the gutter punks of Washington square to twenty-something hipsters who dig Slavic sounds to the middle aged locals and natives who know a good Cajun waltz when they hear it, The Zydepunks are genre, gender, and generation-defying. Catch them in their homeland before they ship out on tour this summer and perhaps leave us for good. — Caroline DeBruhl ANTIGRAVITY’s 4-Year Anniversary Party, Handsome Willy’s, 7pm Captain Charles’ White Linen Party, Howlin’ Wolf Chris Rico, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 11pm DJ Whizard, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Gal Holiday & the Honky Tonk Revue, Circle Bar John Boutte, d.b.a., 7pm Rebirth Brass Band, Tipitina’s, 10pm, $10 Ross Hallen and The Hellbenders, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 7pm Southdown, Echofall, The Bar, 9pm Stephie & The Whitesox, Old, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Tommy Emmanuel, House Of Blues, 7pm, $25 SUNDAY 6/22 Birds and Batteries, Circle Bar Johnny Vidocovich; Larry Sieberth, Tim Green, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm MONDAY 6/23 Blue Grass Pickin Party, Hi-Ho Lounge, 8pm Earl Can Bird, Circle Bar Washboard Chaz Blues Trio, d.b.a., 10pm EVENT LISTINGS TUESDAY 6/24 Carrie Underwood, Jason Michael Carroll, Lakefront Arena Great White Jenkins, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Joe Krown Organ Combo, d.b.a., 10pm WEDNESDAY 6/25 The Geraniums, Circle Bar Walter Wolfman Washington, d.b.a., 10pm, $5 THURSDAY 6/26 Ben Steadman, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 7pm Country Fried, Circle Bar The Fens, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10:30pm Happy Talk Band, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 Peace of Mind Orchestra, The Blue Hit, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Sasquatch & The Sick A Billies, Clockwork Elvis, Reverend Spooky LeStrange & Her Billion Dollar Baby Dolls, Goddam Gallows, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm FRIDAY 6/27 Sisera, The Bar, 9pm Silent Cinema, Good Guys, Circle Bar Soul Rebels, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm SATURDAY 6/28 Black Snow, Endoras Mask, Innermost, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 8pm The Chee Weez, House of Blues, 8pm, $13 Dax Riggs, One Eyed Jacks Elke Robitaille, Melissa On The Rocks, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Juice, d.b.a., 11pm, $5 Kommunity FK, Ex-Voto, The Public, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Machine Made Slave, The Bar, 9pm The Places, Lady Baby Miss, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Truth Universal, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 7:30pm Johnny Vidacovich, Robert Walter, Tipitina’s, 10pm, $10 SUNDAY 6/29 Derrick Freeman, d.b.a., 10pm Dominic, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 8pm The Fens, Circle Bar Linnzi Zaorski, d.b.a., 6pm Locksley, Rooney, Teddy Geiger, The Bridges, House Of Blues London After Midnight, Howlin’ Wolf True Vibes Entertainment Presents A Night of Poetry and Hip-Hop, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm MONDAY 6/30 A Living Soundtrack, Black Belt, Meadow Flow, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 9pm, $5; myspace.com/alivingsoundtrack. A Living Soundtrack live show is a little unearthly, an experience unto itself. The band, fairly new to the scene, has just a handful of live shows and one EP under its belt but, boy, are they something else. There’s something hypnotic about their music that draws people in, regardless of their music taste. The otherworldly sound is partially created though the layering of different sounds on top of each other. But A Living Soundtrack is much more then the sum of its parts. Their music sounds like the score to a trippy, European sci-fi film but rocks hard enough to exile kitsch while luring people in like some ethereal call to prayer. Some of their songs are darker with a dystopian feel. Then, they pull a one-eighty and juxtapose the 2001: A Space Odyssey atmosphere with disorientating light airy sounds, electronic beats and eerie vocal loops. Be careful when you see A Living Soundtrack live—you can get completely lost in the sound. —Caroline DeBruhl American Disaster Party, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm Blessed be the Wretched, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 8pm Frightened Rabbit, Oxford Collapse, One Eyed Jacks Ingrid Lucia, d.b.a., 6pm Penny Dreadful, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 11pm Rabadash Records presents Big Daddy O, Waylon Thibodeaux, Jeff Spence, John Autin, Howlin’ Wolf Roddie Romero and The Hub City All-Stars, d.b.a., 10pm, $10 Blue Grass Pickin’ Party, Hi-Ho Lounge, 8pm The Brothers Unconnected: A Tribute to Sun City Girls and Charles Gocher, One Eyed Jacks, 9pm Johnny Woodstock & The Cosmic Oasis, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Miss Tess and The Bon Temps Parade, Circle Bar St. Louis Slim, d.b.a., 10pm Tom Jones, House of Blues, 7pm, $60 DANCE NIGHTS/WEEKLIES Note: One-off parties have been moved into the general music listings. MONDAYS Beans and Blue Grass, Hi-Ho Lounge, 8pm Dick Darby’s Import Night, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 10pm Musicians’ Open Mic, Tarantula Arms, 9pm Open Turntables w/ DJ Proppa Bear, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Service Industry Night, Dragon’s Den TUESDAYS Acoustic Open Mic w/ Jim Smith, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 10pm Funk n a Movie, Tarantula Arms, 10pm Ivan’s Open Mic, Rusty Nail, 8pm WEDNESDAYS DJ T-Roy Presents: Dancehall Classics, Dragon’s Den, $5 Kenny Holiday and the Rolling Blackouts, Checkpoint Charlie’s, 9pm Tequila Wednesday w/ Mike Darby, Tarantula Arms, 10pm 27 antigravitymagazine.com_ EVENT LISTINGS THURSDAYS THURSDAY 6/19 The Bombshelter w/ DJ Bomshell Boogie, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) DJ Kemistry, Republic, 11pm DJ Proppa Bear Presents: Bassbin Safari, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs) Fast Times ‘80s Dance Night, One Eyed Jacks Punk Night, Tarantula Arms 10pm Velcro Indie Dance Party, Spanish Moon FRIDAYS Electro-City w/ DJ Izzy Ezzo, Tarantula Arms, 1am Friday Night Music Camp, The Big Top, 5pm N.O.madic Belly Dancers, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs), 9pm Soul Movement w/ Brice Nice, Dragon’s Den (Downstairs), 10pm Throwback, Republic, 11pm Tipitina’s Foundation Free Friday!, Tipitina’s, 10pm, 6/6: Paul Sanchez & The Rolling Road Band, 6/13: The New Orleans Bingo! Show, 6/20: Walter “Wolfman” Washington and The Roadmasters, 6/27: Good Enough for Good Times f/ Rob Mercurio, Jeff Raines, Brian Coogan, and Simon Lott SATURDAYS DJ Damion Yancy, Republic, 11pm DJ Rock-A-Dread, Tarantula Arms, 11:45pm SUNDAYS Cajun Fais Do Do f/ Bruce Danigerpoint, Tipitina’s, 5:30pm, $7 DJ Lingerie, Circle Bar The Other Planets, Dragon’s Den (Upstairs) Reggae Sunday w/ DJ Real, Tarantula Arms Music Workshop Series, Tipitina’s, 12:30pm, 6/8: Jo “cool” Davis, 6/15: Sequenon Kone, 6/22: TBA, 6/29: TBA COMEDY THEATRE/SPOKEN WORD THURSDAY 6/12 WEDNESDAY 6/25 Young Comedians of N.O. II, Hi-Ho Lounge, 9pm A staged reading of “Money in the Garter,” a play by Sally Asher, One Eyed Jacks, 7pm SUNDAY 6/29 Comedy Night, Hi-Ho Lounge, 10pm TUESDAYS Open Mic Comedy Night, Howlin’ Wolf, 7pm, $5 THURSDAYS Make Ovis, Not War, La Nuit Theater, 9:30pm, $5 FRIDAYS God’s Been Drinking: Cutting Edge Improv, La Nuit Theatre, 8:30pm, $10 Open Mic Stand-Up, La Nuit Theatre, 10pm, $5 SATURDAYS ComedySportz: All-Ages Comedy Show, La Nuit Theatre, 7pm, $10 Improv Jam, La Nuit Theatre, 10pm, $5 FILM SCREENINGS 28_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative An Evening Of Soul On Film, The Big Top, 7pm; myspace.com/djsoulsis. DJ Soul Sister screens two of her favorite documentaries in “An Evening of Soul on Film” to raise money for The New Orleans Women’s Health Clinic. The first documentary is Wattstax, directed by Mel Stewart. Wattstax, sponsored by southern soul record company Stax, has long been known as the “Black Woodstock,” and in 1972 they the “blackis-beautiful” outlook of African-American culture was captured. This film features such greats as Isaac Hayes, Rufus and Carla Thomas, and even acts by Richard Prior. To celebrate the 14th anniversary of Ghana’s independence, the second film of this series, Soul to Soul, brings pop stars from all around the United States to Africa to play a fourteen-hour concert, where over 100,000 Ghanaians attended. Carlos Santana, Roberta Flack, Wilson Pickett, and many Ghanaian faces light up the screen in this documentary. —Christopher Woods; Photo by Dan Fox Woods WEDNESDAY 6/25 Henry Rollins: “Provoked: an evening of quintessential American opinionated Editorializing and Storytelling,” Tipitina’s, 8pm FRIDAY 6/27 Southern Voices: Dance Out Loud; Contemporary Arts Center, 8pm (June 27th29th); dproject.us. If you’re interested in dance, the theater, video art, or just any nifty avant-garde performance, you want to make it down to the CAC to see Southern Voices: Dance Out Loud. Voices, presented by D’Project, is made up of six New Orleans dance companies that come together for a show that combines ballet, flamenco, second line, modern dance, live music, and video projection. One should not neglect what might be this summer’s only multi-media, multi-dance extravaganza. —Caroline DeBruhl EVENT LISTINGS / CONT... NOTABLE UPCOMING SHOWS 7/05: King Khan, the Shrines, One Eyed Jacks 7/12: Edwin McCain Band, House Of Blues 7/18: Club of the Sons, Circle Bar 7/19: Tilly And The Wall, One Eyed Jacks 7/26: Huey Lewis and The News, Spanish Plaza 8/05: Valient Thorr plus Saviours plus Early Man 10/25, 10/26: Voodoo Music Experience, City Park 11/17: Trans Am, New Orleans Arena 11/18: The Black Crowes, House Of Blues Live New Orleans, Continued from page 6... She played by herself this night, surrounded by drums, instruments, pedals and two mics. Andersson created the songs by layering “parts” on top of each other with the help of her pedals. This required incredible precision, and I was pretty impressed that she didn’t miss any cues. One great song was “Na Na Na Empty Heart,” which she started by playing this pretty awesome drumbeat and fill. I get mad at her, because I’m a drummer and I don’t think I have the feel she does. I think she’s been getting lessons from her husband and drummer, Arthur Mintz. So, there was a point in the song, after she created the children-ina-schoolyard-like “na na na” chant after the second verse, where her voice flew away. She used it to its full potential, using it wide and taking it high for some angelic tones. What a range and more importantly, endurance. Another cool one was the snuggly love song, “Hi Low.” So relaxing, it was. Like candy for the ears—effortless. The new music is, if anything, pretty. The instrumentation is very well thought out. Like when you listen to it, it doesn’t even feel like someone could have created it. It feels more like the music was there all along AND someone just had to listen the right way for it. Kudos to Andersson for that. ANTI-News & Views (AG’s Statement on NOLA Rising Vs. The Gray Ghost), Continued from page 4... Radtke made the statement, “this guy is relentless,” and that is the only true thing he said. NoLA Rising will not stop, but we will change our tactics in hopes that we can continue to benefit the people of the new New Orleans they way we did in the months immediately after the storm. There is no shame in loving New Orleans and all of Her unique people and ways...just because Mr. Radtke wants to gray out our culture doesn’t mean we have to let him. And I repeat my last and only comment to Mr. Radtke yesterday...”Have a nice day, Mr. Radtke.” You’ll need it for what is to be a negative backlash against you from the City Counsel to the hallways of your former corporate sponsors, to the streets of New Orleans that are not yours to control.” ANTIGRAVITY’S STATEMENT ON NOLA RISING VS. THE GRAY GHOST From AG Publisher/Editor In Chief Leo McGovern, as originally posted on antigravitymagazine.com/blog: “RAdTke produced from his grocery ba[g] of cheap tricks the ANTIGRAVITY articles that first called into question his tactics, which has since become an issue that has cost RAdTke funding.” I thought this would be a good time to clarify our stance on The Gray Ghost, so we blogged parts 1 and 2 of our late-’07 story on Radtke, and I’m going to talk about it in general. Neither ANTIGRAVITY as a whole nor I as a citizen condone graffiti or defacing public and especially private property. I don’t know how much clearer I can say it—illegal graffiti is wrong, and so is any changing of property that doesn’t belong to the person doing the changing. You may wonder why I’m repeating myself, so I’ll tell you why: there seem to be people who believe that our piece on The Gray Ghost and our support of NOLA Rising means that AG is in favor of illegal graffiti and similar illegal acts. While distributing AG one month in the Marigny, I was verbally assaulted by a man who thought that our articles “invited graffiti artists” to hit Coffea and other businesses in the area, which is the farthest thing from the truth and not what our point was. We were specific in calling graffiti an “art-crime,” which is what painting on someone else’s property without the owner’s permission is. The point of our article wasn’t to praise graffiti artists, it was to call attention to Radtke because we believe that his actions are just as illegal as those of the graffiti artists. It would be a simple matter of opinion if Radtke were simply covering up graffiti in public places, but he’s also covered up private art that was legally bought and paid for by owners of buildings and also painted on buildings despite the true legal owners specifically asking him not to. Because of these actions plus reactions from the citizens it represents, the Vieux Carre Commission has a problem with him, as noted in our articles. Yes, it’s true that his actions are technically approved by the city of New Orleans, but it’s been pointed to again and again that it’s sometimes by omission—the city doesn’t have the resources to take care of the graffiti problem the right way, so by default it lets Radtke run rampant. If our article caused a couple of Radtke’s “sponsors” to think twice about give him funding and/or materials, well, to put it quite frankly, more power to us. Radtke accused Dingler of unlawfully putting art in public places, and the judge essentially found him guilty—Dingler is no longer allowed to post NOLA Rising artwork in public places. I’ll be as clear as I can: Neither I nor ANTIGRAVITY condones Dingler, Radtke or anyone else painting or placing materials on property owned by someone who doesn’t want it. It’s that easy. We do support people who want to have artwork on their own property and their right to not have it painted over by someone who deems himself judge, jury and executioner. Guidance Counseling, Continued from page 9... (metronidazole). Either spike his drink, or present it to him as a “recreational” drug. When mixed with alcohol, this particular antibiotic causes horrible intense hang-over symptoms in about twenty minutes. Continue to surreptitiously supply the medicine when you know he is getting his drunky on. Then bring up the possibility that over time, his body has actually become allergic to alcohol. This may work, as it has worked for me. Although speaking from experience, when the alcoholic gives it up, he may move on to harder drugs, OD, and pass on to the great bourbon bottle/ track mark tent city in the sky. 29 antigravitymagazine.com_ COMICS 30_antigravity: your new orleans music and culture alternative