June 2014 - CityBike
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June 2014 - CityBike
May 2014 2014 KTM 1290 Super Duke R Every stupidly exaggerated cliche you have ever read in the moto-press about fast bikes can be factually applied this bike. It’s like being strapped to the fin of a Saturn V Rocket, except you get to steer. I COULD feel my eyeballs flattening inside my skull. I DID suffer from a permanent grin that made my face hurt every time the front fender tried to smack me in the chin at 90 miles an hour when passing semi-tractor-trailer trucks with a flick of my right hand. Speaking of hands, my wrists ACTUALLY started to buckle under the repeated, ridiculous breaking forces. What would you do to own the motorcycling equivalent of pure synthetic dopamine? Instant gratification in unlimited quantities, on tap for your unrestricted consumption? Who’s organs would you sell? If it were yours… would you quit your job so you could ride it more often? What about family? I think the animal shelter might take kids, too. Go ahead, put the key in the lock, give it a spin, point this thing at your temple, and pull the trigger. I dare you. People HATE US on We know you think CityBike isn’t very good. Go ahead and share your feelings with the world. Find CityBike Magazine on Yelp! and leave us the most horrible review that you can. Top five funniest entries will be printed in CityBike. Maybe. News, Clues & Rumors Volume XXXI, Issue 6 Publication Date: May 19, 2014 On The Cover: Reader Tami Rowell posted this cute snapshot to the CityBike Facebook group of her and her even cuter touring-model Husky 610 at Chimney Rock, Capitol Reef National Park, Utah. Some of us can wheelie, and some of us can not do wheelie. Erik Go-Go Gulbranson is in the “can wheelie” camp, showing off for Bob Stokstad’s lens in the depths of the San Francisco Mission District. This is his second CityBike cover wheelie-ing a Superduke, by the way. Contents: NCR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 New Stuff . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9 Events . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .11 Gary Davis Vintage Passion . . . . . . . . 13 Film Review: 12:00 Boys . . . . . . . . . . 16 Question Man . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .17 Maynard . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18 Hertfelder . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Tankslapper . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20 Marketplace . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Classifieds . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 22 Pre-crashed leathers auction . . . . . . 25 CityBike Staff: CityBike Staff: PO Box 10659 Oakland, CA 94610 Phone: 415/282-2790 -Editorial: [email protected] -Advertising/Business Inquiries: [email protected] -Criticism: [email protected] Find us online: www citybike com News ‘n Clues: Staff Editor-in-Chief: Gabe Ets-Hokin Publisher: Kenyon “Citizen” Wills Senior Editor: Robert Stokstad Contributing Editors: John Joss, Will Guyan, Courtney Olive Political Affairs Editor: Surj Gish Chief of the World Adventure Affairs Desk: Dr. Gregory Frazier Staff Photographers: - Robert Stokstad - Gary Rather Art Director: Alan Lapp Advertising Sales: Kenyon Wills Contributors: Dan Baizer, Craig Bessenger, Blaise Descollonges, John D’India (RIP), Dirck Edge, Alonzo Fumar, Will Guyan,Joe Glydon (RIP), Brian Halton, David Hough, Maynard Hershon, Ed Hertfelder, Otto Hofmann, Gary Jaehne (RIP) Jon Jensen, Bill Klein, David Lander, Lucien Lewis, Larry Orlick, Jason Potts, Bob Pushwa, Gary Rather, Curt Relick, Charlie Rauseo, Mike Solis, Ivan Thelin, James Thurber, Adam Wade (RIP). Back Issues: $5, limited availability Archived Articles: We can find stories and send you scanned images for $5/page. No, we will not mail you our last copy for free just because your buddy Dave was on the cover. Please know the name of the story and the year of publication...at least! If you say something like, “it was about this cool bike I used to see at Alice’s and I think it was in CityBike in 1988...or maybe 1994” we will buy a cheap latex adult novelty and mail it to your grandkids. RIDE TO WORK, SUCKERS! Yes, it’s coming—Monday, June 16th is the 23rd annual Ride to Work day. Hopefully, you already ride to work (if you have a job), but if you don’t, here are some reasons why, courtesy of the non-profit Ride to Work foundation: ❍ Riding to work is fun ❍ Riding to work reduces traffic and parking congestion ❍ Riding to work uses less fuel than an automobile ❍ Riding to work leaves me alert and energized ❍ Riding to work results in less pollution than commuting in a larger vehicle ❍ Riding to work is less destructive to road surfaces, bridges, etc. ❍ Riding to work gets me to work (and back home) faster ❍ Riding to work demonstrates motorcycling as a social good But you guys already knew all that, right? Spread the word. Find printable propaganda to pass to your non-motocommuting coworkers at ridetowork. org or call 218/722-9806 for more information. MILES AND MILES From an AMA press release: Officials from Cal Expo and AMA Pro Racing announced that the Sacramento Mile will return to the 2014 AMA Pro Flat Track schedule. The historic event, which was previously removed from this year’s calendar, is back on track to take place at Cal Expo in Sacramento, Calif. on July 26, 2014 with event promotion from SMI. “We’re thrilled to be able to get the Sacramento Mile back on the 2014 AMA Pro Flat Track schedule,” said For back issue and archive requests, please mail check made out to CityBike magazine to PO Box 10659, Oakland, 94610 or send money and request to [email protected]. Michael Gentry, Chief Operating Officer of AMA Pro Racing. “The race is always one of the most prominent events on the schedule and I’m really looking forward to watching our riders take to the track at the Cal Expo in late July.” CityBike is published on or about the third Monday of each month. Editorial deadline is the 1st of each month. Advertising information is available on request. Unsolicited articles and photographs are always welcome. Please include a full name, address and phone number with all submissions. We reserve the right to edit manuscripts or use them to wipe our large, fragrant bottoms. ©2013, CityBike Magazine, Inc. Citybike Magazine is distributed at over 150 places throughout California each month. Taking more than a few copies at any one place without permission from CityBike Magazine, Inc, especially for purposes of recycling, is theft and will be prosecuted to the full extent of civil and criminal law. Yeah! The Sacramento Mile returned to the AMA Pro Flat Track schedule in 2011 after a nine year absence and has once again stamped itself as one of the most exciting events on the Grand National Championship tour. Over the last month, negotiations have been ongoing with the intent of creating a long-term agreement for the event that will honor the history of the Sacramento Mile. CityBike magazine is owned by CityBike Magazine, Inc and has teams of sleep-deprived, coke-addicted attorneys ready to defend it from frivolous lawsuits, so even if you see Lucien Lewis doing one of his wheelies on the cover and decide you want to do that too and then you hit a parked car and your bike is wedged under a van and it catches fire and the Vallejo FD has to come and extinguish the resulting blaze and four cars and your bike are melted into slag and you suffer permanent trauma including a twisted pinkie, sleeplessness and night terrors, it’s not CityBike Magazine Inc.’s fault and we don’t have any assets so just suck on it. You know better. June 2014 | 2 | CityBike.com Reader and CityBike advertiser (and contributor) Evan Arkush sent us this shot of his favorite reading matter at Circuit of the Americas, Austin Texas, where he was watching the MotoGP race. Evan teaches motorcycle operation one-on-one with his customers through his Monkey Moto school: 415/359-6479, monkeymotoschool .com June 2014 | 3 | CityBike.com external stimuli, especially if combined with purchasing pipe wrap) Vintage Bike Cognition Disorder “Oh, yeah!” came the soft English accent through my phone’s speaker. “Looks like you seized a piston! I’ll fix it right up for ya.” That could be bad news, sure, but you know you’ve hit rock bottom when such a pronouncement from EDCO’s (a CityBike advertiser enginedynamics. com or 707/763-7519) Mike Crowther is good news. Yeah, you know what I mean. “Whew!” I thought. “At least the rods are okay! I really got off easy that time!” Hey what’s $500 and 8 hours sitting on a garage floor if it gets me another 900 miles of slow, uncomfortable, badhandling riding? Cheap at twice the price. We really do have different standards for vintage bikes, not unlike the attention lavished on special-needs children. Hey, needing new pistons and all the expensive, time-consuming work that goes along with installing them is “no big deal,” according to CityBike publisher and hatchet-man Citizen Wills. But if I owned a Ninja 250 that needed new slugs my first call would be to yet another CityBike advertiser, Hayward Cycle Salvage (510/886-2328) to see if they wanted a free parts bike. “It’s parked in the lefthand median between the Cesar Chavez exit and the 280 split. The keys are in it, but I’ll mail you the title and the drain plug, which I just found in the cat litter.” You won’t make that call about a vintage bike. Oh, no. That would be too merciful. The value of my 1970-ish CB (or is it a CL?) 350 when it’s in pieces on the floor of CityBike’s command bunker is probably about 50 cents more than a seized 2002 Kawasaki EX250, but can you put a pricetag on emotional value? On all the hours spent driving around picking up parts, all the keystrokes wasted, all the endless hand-wringing about what carburetor size to order? Can you put a value on all the times you had to ask your spouse to drive you and your motorcycle somewhere (or, more likely, home from somewhere)? It’s better that you don’t, unless you want to lie awake wondering why you own something that cost more than a Lamborghini Gallardo with the performance of a 1988 Volkswagen Vanagon. (6) increase in goal-directed activity (like attending an annual vintage ride) or psychomotor agitation, although this may be caused by the vibration inherent in pre-unit Twins. By Gabe Ets-Hokin will be including VBCD in the upcoming DSM-VI. Here is the proposed diagnostic listing: Vintage Bike Cognition Disorder Vintage Bike Cognition Disorder is characterized by more than one vintagemotorcycle buying decision. There are three types of VBCD: 1. VBCD 1 Disorder, in which the primary symptom presentation is manic, or rapid (daily) episodes of riding and depression. 2. VBCD 2 Disorder, in which the primary symptom presentation is recurrent depression accompanied by occasional riding episodes (a milder state in which the symptoms are not severe enough to cause marked impairment in social or occupational functioning or need for hospitalization, but are sufficient to be observable by others). 3. Motorcyclothymic Disorder, a chronic state of cycling between riding and depressive episodes that do not reach the diagnostic standard for VBCD (APA, 2000, pp. 388–392). This is mostly observed in owners of later-model vintage motorcycles, especially BMW /5 series and newer. Riding episodes are characterized by: A. A distinct period of abnormally and persistently elevated, expansive, or irritable mood, lasting at least 15 miles (or any distance if hospitalization is necessary) B. During the period of mood disturbance, three (or more) of the following symptoms have persisted and have been present to a significant degree: (7) excessive involvement in pleasurable activities that have a high potential for painful consequences (e.g., unrestrained purchasing of ‘50s era Soviet-Bloc motorcycles with no possibility of factory replacement parts, environmental indiscretions such as a fascination with pre-emissions 2-strokes, or foolish business investments such as a $15,000 box of 1928 Harley-Davidson JH parts to be assembled and flipped at auction in a timely manner to sponsor a major part of a college education for the patient’s 2-year-old son) VBCD-related Depression is characterized by: Depressed mood most of the day for more days than not, for at least 2 years (or duration of a single project, not exceeding 25 years), and the presence of two or more of the following symptoms that cause clinically significant impairment in social, work, or other important areas of functioning: 1. Posting to vintage-bike discussion groups even if the subject lacks an operable vintage motorcycle. 2. Insomnia caused by late-night Internet shopping for parts. 3. Low energy or fatigue due to handpolishing aluminum while watching the Locomotive Channel. 4. Low self-esteem related to driving a Toyota Camry to the BSA club monthly breakfast. 5. Poor concentration or difficulty making rational decisions. 6. Feelings of hopelessness (APA, 2000, p. 380). Treatment: There is no known treatment. On occasions, victims have been distracted (1) increased self-esteem or grandiosity, for sustained periods by liberal especially after watching “Cafe Racer” on applications of fun, inexpensive, easyIf you sympathize with me, it’s possible Discovery channel. to-ride motorcycles, especially if the you’ve got Vintage Bike Cognition subject is denied access to friends with Disorder. Thank God we’ve finally got (2) decreased need for sleep (e.g., feels trailers or vans. More often, and sadly, an excuse for the irrational and selfrested after only 3 hours of sleep), the condition persists for years, until the destructive behavior surrounding our especially on Sunday mornings. patient is either broke, divorced, or passes vintage bikes. We may even qualify for out and suffocates under a pile of old (3) more talkative than usual or pressure disability and handicap plates. If you magazines. Some sufferers transition to to keep talking about nickel-plating or have VBCD, you may think you’re being Fantasy Motorcycle Ownership Disorder, wheel building. perfectly rational when you spend $450 to where they self-identify as the owner of a rebuild a motor with the same camshaft (4) flight of ideas or subjective experience motorcycle that hasn’t run since they were and big-bore kit because there’s no way that thoughts are racing, or thoughts in High School. it’ll burn the exhaust valve a third time, are about vintage racing, especially at not if it knows what’s good for it. If you think you may be suffering from Daytona. VBCD, call the National Center for You may be surprised to read (or not, if (5) distractibility (i.e., attention too Motorcycle and Snowmobile Mental you’re a follower of mental-health news) easily drawn to unimportant or irrelevant Health at 734/205-0555. that the American Psychiatric Association June 2014 | 4 | CityBike.com “We are excited to be able to continue the rich tradition of the Sacramento Mile for our region and for AMA Pro fans,” said Rick Pickering, CEO of Cal Expo. “We appreciate the leadership and commitment of SMI in stepping forward to take the Sac Mile to the next level of success,” “The Sacramento Mile has been one of the highlights of the Cal Expo season and we are looking forward to seeing it here for its 100th event,” said Nick Nicora, VP of Ovations Food Service. SMI, a company owned and operated by AMA Hall of Famer Steve McLaughlin, will be the event promoter and AMA Pro Racing sanction holder, with event sponsorship, marketing, promotion and advertising handled by Don Henry of Henry Advertising. Lynne H. Saunders will be director of Operations and Dennis Pearson, Dirt Productions will build and maintain the track. “The Sacramento Mile was a must attend when I was a young AMA Pro racer,” said Steve McLaughlin, event promoter. “Cal Rayborn tried to get me on the Mile but as a Road Racer I couldn’t understand racing with no brake lever on the right side of the handlebar. We are very close to the event and will be doing our best to get the word out and improve the fan experience as well as value. As a new promoter, my first act will be offering free standing room only tickets to children 12 years old and under, and all other ticket prices for children 12 years old and under will be 50% off. Also, Sacramento Mile attendees that arrive by motorcycle will park for free.” DRIVER PRIVACY ACT TO INCLUDE MOTORCYCLISTS Earlier this year, in our March issue, we reported that the so-called Driver Privacy Act (Senate Bill 1925) was written in such a way that it might not protect motorcyclists from potential misuse of “black box” (event data recorder or EDR) data. In early April, S1925 was amended to protect data captured by EDR devices on all motor vehicles, including motorcycles. Hooray! The bill, introduced by Senator John Hoeven (R-ND), is intended to address concerns about exactly who owns the data captured by a vehicle’s black box. If passed, S1925 would establish the vehicle owner (or lessee) as the owner of the EDR data and provide legal protection against unauthorized access, except in certain very specific cases: 1. Court-authorized seizure of evidence. 2. Written consent by all owners for diagnosis or repairs. 3. “Certain authorized investigations or inspections of the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) or DOT.” 4. Emergency data retrieval to inform emergency medical response to a motor vehicle crash. 5. Traffic safety research. You may remember from our previous coverage of this bill (NCR, March 2014) that motorcycle electronics currently don’t capture all that much data—even on the wrecks, where speed was “likely a most advanced motorbikes—relative to contributing factor.” the tremendous amounts of information captured by automotive EDRs, some of 4. Provide motorcycle operator training to which now ride around in cars that are all who need or seek it. connected to the Internet. Nevertheless, it makes sense that motorcycle black box data 5. Assure that motorcyclists are properly ownership should be established as part of licensed—it’s not the license, but this bill so that we too are protected. rather the training required to get the license, that makes safer riders. We As always, stay tuned for updates—we’ll wonder if this is true, as even though keep you posted as we learn more. almost all riders are licensed now (the Editor’s note: Consumers can protect their majority were unlicensed 30 years ago), privacy—but only if we demand it and make clear the fatality rate is greater, and there to OEMs that we don’t want them hacking our is also little statistical data indicating black-box data. Go test drive a car, pretend you’re rider training improves safety. In fact, going to buy it, ask about protection of your data allowing riders to bypass the harder from the black box and then leave in a huff if the DMV skills tests—which are tests of salesman can’t promise in writing the manufacturer intermediate skill—with an easy-towon’t spy on you. If he or she does, you’ll have to buy the car. Sorry about that. pass basic skills test like the one given at the end of the MSF Basic RiderCourse CA MOTO FATALITY RATES could be the cause of the increase in DROP FOR 2013 fatality rates since the 1980 and ‘90s. Preliminary data released by the 6. Encourage all drivers to share the road Governor’s Highway Safety Association with motorcyclists—we couldn’t agree (a nonprofit organization representing with this more. state-level transportation safety offices So wear a helmet, don’t drink and ride, slow like California’s Office of Traffic Safety) down, and learn to ride—preferably not in on May 6th indicates that motorcyclist that exact order. And let’s get automobile fatalities for 2013 will be down about 7 drivers to keep an eye out for motorcyclists. percent from 2012, based on data from Makes sense to us! the first nine months of the year. This is essentially a return to 2011 levels. Stay tuned for a full analysis when the full 2013 data is available. This decrease is almost double the 3.7 percent drop in total traffic fatalities for Check out the entire GHSA report: 2013, however the GHSA is quick to point out that motorcycles produce more than six ghsa.org/html/publications/pdf/ times the occupant fatalities per registered spotlights/motorcycles_2013.pdf vehicle, compared to passenger vehicles. OBAMA + UNITED NATIONS They also tell us that fatalities decreased because of the wet weather in early 2013, = HELMET LAWS. SERIOUSLY! rather than improvements in rider skill or Just last month we reported that the driver awareness. enemies of freedom (the CDC) were However, California motorcyclist fatalities declined 13% in the first nine months of 2013—almost double the nationwide decrease. While many states reported bad weather as a potential reason for declining fatalities, presumably due to reduced miles ridden, California weather in 2013 was warmer than 2012. Furthermore, while most states didn’t report increased sales and registrations of motorcycles, California did. This means that—somehow—in spite of increased registration and warmer weather, California motorcyclists managed to stay alive. Are we becoming better riders? Are these ‘share the road’ and ‘look twice for motorcyclists’ (thanks Bud Kobza and other local riders) campaigns helping? We’ll need more data, and hopefully more years of declining motorcyclist fatalities in California, to answer that definitively, but GHSA has some advice to help us out. 1. Increase helmet use—“laws requiring all motorcyclists to wear helmets are the only strategy proven to be effective in reducing fatalities.” Uh oh. 2. Reduce alcohol impairment— apparently not riding drunk is a solid strategy for staying alive. Who knew? Twenty-nine percent of fatally injured riders had blood alcohol levels over the legal limit of .08 percent in 2011. 3. Reduce speeding—almost 50 percent of fatal motorcycle crashes were solo 2014 Yamaha XTZ12ESC Super Ténéré All New Electronically Adjustable Suspension! Always wear a helmet, eye protection, and protective clothing. Please respect the environment, obey the law, and read your owner's manual thoroughly. BERKELEY YAMAHA working tirelessly to destroy the American Way by recommending that motorcyclists wear helmets and safety gear, because supposedly wearing a helmet reduces the risk or death or head injury in a crash. Supposedly. This month, we’re unhappy to report that the battle continues, with new opponents joining the fray, both in and outside this great land. In early April, the United Nations passed a non-binding resolution on “improving global road safety” that “encourages Member States that have not yet done so to consider enacting comprehensive legislation on key risk factors for road traffic injuries including … the non-use of helmets.” They go further, and actually commend member states that have enacted helmet laws! We’re sorry, United Nations, but here in America, we have certain inalienable rights, like the right to not wear a helmet on public roadways that our taxes pay for. Y’all can keep your encouragement and commendations to yourselves in France or Sweden or wherever you are. Then, in late April, the Obama administration released GROW AMERICA (Generating Renewal, Opportunity, and Work with Accelerated Mobility, Efficiency, and Rebuilding of Infrastructure and Communities throughout America—wow, that’s a mouthful!), a proposal for improving transportation and infrastructure. And guess what—this supposed improvement includes yet another, sneakier attack on our June 2014 | 5 | CityBike.com 735 GILMAN STREET BERKELEY (510) 525-5525 www.berkeley-yamaha.com Tues.-Fri. 9-6, Sat. 9-5 — Sun.-Mon. Closed freedom, in the form of a ‘support activity’ amendment that says, “The Secretary or the Secretary’s designee may engage in activities with States and State legislators to consider proposals related to motorcycle helmet use laws.” May consider proposals related to helmet laws?! Not on our watch! We’re working EASTER RIDE LITTLE BIG BIKES The S.F. Bay area has so many motorcycling traditions it’s hard to list them all, but one of our favorites is the Easter Ride, a 29-year-old tradition that’s still going strong. It has all the hallmarks of a Bay Area event—great views, chilly air, possible illicit drug use and a lack of Seems like all the new-bike news is about small-displacement, entry-level rides...but maybe that’s a good thing. Erik Buell Racing’s big 1190 will be sold with Indian-built Hero motorcycles, and Triumph, KTM and other manufacturers are showing fun, sporty little bikes indtended for the Asian markets but which may find roosts here. And that may be what it takes to renew youth interest in the motorcycle industry, which is lagging at half its sales figures from the mid ‘Oughts. A moto-couple enjoys the view from Mt. Tam, Easter 2014. Photo: Alonzo Fumar Yamaha will likely be introducing a 300cc version of the Asian-market YZF-R250 sportbike right here in the USA (in fact, we’ve been invited to a product unveiling, but the info will be embargoed until June). According to trademark filings, Yamaha has claimed the “YZF-R3” trademark for the USA and E.U, so unless Yamaha is going to call a drum set the R3, we’ll expect to see a 300cc parallel Twin competitor to Kawasaki’s excellent Ninja 300R and Honda’s good (but not as good) CBR300R. Yamaha also showed off a naked version of its overseas-market YZF R125, the MT-125, but we likely won’t see that here. Famed Dakar tech Niles and Easter Bunny enjoy a smoke. on “You can keep your helmets and your change!” bumper stickers to help combat this egregious violation of motorcyclists’ civil rights. centralized organization. It’s made sweeter by the actual founder of the event, Mean Marshall leading the ride on a vintage Triumph (find a copy of our April, 2010 issue for a history of the Easter Ride, written by Mean himself). Seriously, folks—as always, our position on helmet laws here at CityBike is “wear a fucking helmet.” Imagine how cool it’d be to get the Obama administration or the U.N. to say it like that. First-time Easter Rider Evan Edge contemplates the view from Mt. Tam’s summit Repair & Service It’s the same every year. About a week or two before Easter Sunday, folks start asking around about the ride. Who’s organizing it? Where does it start? What time? Do I really have to get up at 4:00 am? The answers We Ship Worldwide CALL US FIRST! Salvaged & New Parts! Tue–Fri 10–6 Sat 9–5 June 2014 | 6 | CityBike.com Will a Suzuki GSX-R300 be next? Probably not, but BMW might shoot us an S300RR. How crazy is that? After all, BMW hasn’t made a small-displacement street motorcycle since the 1960s. But the world is changing, and BMW is probably jealous of KTM’s success with its India-market tiddlers, so it looked around for a partner and found TVS. No, we’ve never heard of them either, but TVS Motor Company is actually older than BMW by a few years (since 1911) and has 40,000 employees and claims $7.29 billion dollars in annual sales and over 25 million two-wheeled vehicles sold. It sells a broad range of small (180cc and smaller) mopeds, scooters and motorcycles, and has announced a partnership with BMW Motorrad. According to the India Times, “work was “under progress” between the two companies and the first product would be rolled out by the second half of next year. “I know we have been silent on the TVS (Motor Company) and BMW since we had the tie-up. (the first product) It is going to be ready by the second half of next calendar year. All the work is under progress,” TVS Motor Company Chairman Venu Srinivasan told reporters here.” The article goes on to say the two companies have a “pact to develop and manufacture motorcycles below 500cc in India that will be marketed across the globe,” but the products will be developed and tested in Germany. TVS does seem to pride itself on offering relatively hightech, performance oriented machines (by the India market standards), so we’d expect something interesting are always approximations, but basically it involves arriving in Mill Valley before dawn, riding up to the gate at Pan Toll, waiting around for someone to open the gate until we get impatient and ride around it and then a slow, careful ride up to the summit at the parking lot. This year, Team CityBike was out in force on a small fleet of small motorcycles, including the Editorial Cafe Racer Project and Grom Man’s absurdly tiny (yet Dave Neal-beating) mount. The adventures started before we left the Arco station in Tam Junction where we encountered a noted Bay Area motorcycle designer who had left his drain plug loose (hey, it happens!) and needed a ride to the summit. At the gate, as usual, the State Park rangers were no-shows, leading to a bout of attempted lock-picking, which in turn lead to the traditional riding of the large motorcycles around the gate. Heroic locksmith Trudee “Key Kraft” Gardner actually had to use her mad skills to help the ranger when she finally did show up, allowing the more timid riders access to the mountain. Once there, a wondrous litany of motorcycles was on display, everything from classic Brit iron (Mean Marshall was there on an old Triumph) to sidecars to battered Thumpers, but classic and vintage bikes were in good attendance. The weather was clear and watching the sunrise on Easter, attended by hundreds of motorcyclists was a good experience for sure. Be sure to drag yourself out of bed for it next year—it’s worth it. June 2014 | 7 | CityBike.com to fill the lucrative 125cc beginner market in Europe—and maybe even something smaller than 500cc to appear here. FZ-07? Is the miraculously affordable and fun to ride Yamaha FZ-09 too complex and expenisve for you? Well, there’s hope. Yamaha Motors Canada is bringing in the 09’s slightly-smaller sibling, the FZ-07. Introduced last year for the Euro market, the downscale-ish FZ-07 looks a lot like the 09, but has a host of changes designed to keep the price low without sacrificing too much performance. The frame and swingarm is steel, unlike the cast aluminum deal on the 09. Also, the motor loses a cylinder, making it a 689cc parallel Twin good for a claimed 75 horses 3JS=BIG DOUGH at the brochure—very comparable to Suzuki’s hard-to-beat (even 14 years later) SV650. A “cross-plane concept” 270-degree crank mimics a V-Twin’s characteristics. The package weighs in under 400 pounds gassed up, making it the lightest middleweight Twin we can remember for a while...just think if it had an aluminum chassis. Sigh. SONOMA VINTAGE RACING The AMA Superbike race series is shriveling up before our eyes, but that doesn’t mean we’re going to quit racing here on the Left Coast. Roadracing World publisher John Ulrich, together with local racing clubs, launched a 3-race West Coast series for local, privateer and AMA race teams to compete in. The first weekend in Anyway, the best news is the price. It’s $7,299 Canadian, which is $6,696 in actual May saw a rash of events at Sonoma Raceway, including AHRMA vintage money. We think it will be cheaper— racing (swarms of CB160s—joy!) maybe even under $6500, which would as well as club racing, AMA teams, make it a screaming deal, cheaper when Thruxton Cup quasi-vintage racing, an adjusted for inflation than the SV650. all-Brammo electric race, supermoto So is it coming to America, as the great and more. Local legend Wade Boyd Neil Diamond would say? We think yes, as and passenger Christine dominated the Canadian versions are generally pretty the sidecar racing. Kudos to Ulrich close to the USA versions (Canadians use and the team at Sonoma Raceway for US DOT homologation standards for many making it happen. things). Watch this space. CityBike reader and actual sea captain Brian Wehmeyer snapped this photo of a guy with not one but two immaculate TZ750 vintage racers. The sheer amount of eye-candy just in the pits at these events is worth the ticket price. Jack Pfieffer (44x) and moto-journo Zack Courts duke it on their Triumph Thruxtons—they finished 1-2. What the CHP saw: gyro-stabilized, HD video (shot from a mile away) of Corey doing what comes naturally on the way home. He actually told the court he had to go to the bathroom. Doesn’t he know wheelies slow you down? TTRA MEET-UP? Racer Eric Bostrom carving it up at Sonoma on his way to winning the eMoto event on the Brammo Empulse TTX of everything a rider needs to fix and maintain their motorcycle, including on Also at Sonoma Raceway (can we please site help. There are eight motorcycle lift call it Sears Point again?): 3J’s Trackdays, stations, two tire change machines. Each which raised $75,000 for injured local well lit workstation also comes with its racer Dave Stanton last year, put together own set of tools, compressed air and work another fine event, raising $30,000 for bench. There are also hundreds of shared Speedway Children’s Charities on April specialty tools and supplies available. Shop 30th. “The event we started a long time ago hours are flexible; open late during the has morphed into something else,” said Jere week and every weekend. Starks, vice president of facilities at Sonoma Raceway. “It’s a charity-driven event that In addition to workstations, workshops are allows us to do what we love to do with offered in basic and advanced maintenance. people who want to share that experience.” Class sizes are typically limited to three students and work is performed on the Find out more about Speedway Children’s students own motorcycles. Workshops Charities: speedwaycharities.org. are designed to teach the average person how to work on their own motorcycle, on BAD, BAD MAN a specific task, in a short session, with an As we reported last month, you may be instructor guiding the way. fast, but you won’t outrun a CHP flying No previous motorcycle knowledge is above you in a plane. That’s what our required or expected. Certificates or friend Corey McDonah discovered when It struck CityBike reader (and long-time Motojournalism luminary) Steven Thompson that there are a relatively large number of racers who have ridden the Isle of Man TT living right here in the Bay Area, and that’s not counting himself. So we—that’s CityBike’s collective ‘we’ as well as Señor Thompson—thought that hosting a TT Rider’s Association meetup would be a fun and interesting occurance. Turns out Thompson is a vet, as is contributor John Joss, and we can’t forget our local friends Wade Boyd or Tom Montano. We’re also friendly with Mark Gardiner, rogue freelance motojournalist and author of the most-excellent TT diary, Riding Man— he may want to arrange a visit when he hears what’s going on. a passel of law enforcement pulled up to his home in Oakland to arrest him after a 120-mph jaunt on I-580. On May 6th, an Alameda County judge sentenced a not-quite-repentant McDonah to three year’s probation, 20 days with the sheriff’s “work squad,” 40 hours of community service and a $500 fine. He also has to take a motorcycle safety class or sell his motorcycle. CityBike will buy pizza for legit finishers of the Isle of Man TT—get in touch with us on Facebook, BARF or care of [email protected] or you can even call—415/282-2790. “The bike is stupid fast,” McDonah told KPIX News. “I’m not saying I couldn’t help myself but, you know, you buy a bike (in this case, a ZX-10R—ed.) for a certain reason. Sometimes it gets you in trouble.” [email protected] motoshopsf.com The new space consists of approximately 6,000 sq. ft. stand-alone warehouse full June 2014 | 8 | CityBike.com Michael Aron, founder of Mojotown Multi Media and RaceFuelZ Inc., today announces that he is closing the doors of his retail operation, the Mojotown Motorcycle Gear Shop so he can focus his attention on his latest endeavor— the endurance drink, RaceFuelZ. Mojotown Multi Media was founded in 1998 and will remain up and operational since its the backbone of the branding along with the design agency, the Brand Engine. The gear shop which was opened to the public in 2009, a time when Marin County riders were in desperate need for a place to buy their gear locally. The shop was a true manifestation of Michael’s love for motorcycles, racing, and riding in Marin. “It’s been a pleasure to provide the best for the riders of Marin County. Motorcycles, racing, and riding is my passion, and Moto Shop, LLC 540 De Haro Street San Francisco, CA 94107 415/552-5788 MOTO SHOP, NOT MOTOSHOP After two and half years of proven success in South San Francisco, Moto Shop is proud to announce its move into the city of San Francisco. Moto Shop is a community motorcycle garage where anyone can work on their own motorcycle or scooter, and/or take a class and learn how. Press release from Mojo Town: Motorcycle and scooter enthusiasts are encouraged to stop by and take a tour of the new location, ask questions, and get to know the owners and community that make up Moto Shop. You’ll be surrounded by people who share your passion in a space that was created just for you and your motorcycle. We hope to see you soon! Wednesday - Friday 12 - 10pm Saturday and Sunday 10am - 7pm To make it up to the fine folk at Moto(space)Shop, we are running this here press release: MOJO TOWN CLOSES diplomas are not handed out, just a sense of accomplishment. CityBike reserves judgment. We’re glad you’re still alive, Corey. Errata: Last month we printed “Moto Shop” as “Motoshop,”, and aren’t we fancy with our two entire words. CityBike has to make do with one, because in this business, blank spaces cost money. have 170,000 cars going by every day,” Chirotarrab told the San Jose Business News. “We have fantastic visibility for the brand and the store.” The dealership will have a grand-opening celebration June 28. INDIANS IN SAN JOSE It’s nice to see more competition in our industry. CityBike welcomes and congratulates Martin and Shaye Chirotarrab, who are opening a new Indian and Victory dealership in San Jose. The shop will be the second Indian dealer in the Bay Area. The new shop is in an 8900 square-foot retail space at 460 Meridian Ave, not far from several other moto-businesses: San Jose BMW, Cycle Gear, Spec-1 Performance and San Jose HarleyDavidson. “We are only a couple blocks from the 280 [highway], where you June 2014 | 9 | CityBike.com immersing myself into this community as a store owner has been a privilege.” Michael continues, “While running a retail shop is a very fun and creative outlet - it’s also like having a baby that needs your full attention. I’ve made the decision to step away from retail and focus entirely on RaceFuelZ”. RaceFuelZ is a product idea Michael came up with years ago when Mojotown was primarily a multimedia design agency working with clients in the motor sports industry. As a former racer himself, Michael understands the importance of proper hydration and fuel for optimum performance during a race. The years spent on-track working toward a championship fueled his desire to find a hydration product that not only tastes great, but offers endurance and recovery, without loading up on caffeine and sugar that many “energy” drinks have. “RaceFuelZ is a unique, high quality product designed for total wellness. I’m working with health experts to develop the best product, and promote it within the motorcycle racing community first,” says Michael. “Launching a new product at this scale is more than a full-time job - it’s bittersweet for me to close the shop, but I’m ready for a new adventure, and RaceFuelZ is my next wild ride!” CityBike thanks Michael for all he’s done for CityBike, including hosting our website for many years. We look forward to getting some free energy drinks...God knows we could use them... I started with a simple tire changing stand, like the motocross guys use. I changed some tires with it, swore a lot, modified the stand to make it easier to work with, swore some more, and moved on. GODSPEED: FRIEDEL MÜNCH ($645) which includes the changer, bar and accessories like tire lube paste, a Yellow Thing (to prevent bead creep when changing tires), a spare demount tip and an instructional DVD. I also ordered an XtraHand clamp and a tool collar so I could keep lube and tools close at hand on the changer. CityBike contributor Otto Hoffman lost a dear friend—moto-genius, inventor, engineer and legend Friedl Münch: Friedel Münch, the creator of superbikes like no other, passed away passed away on April 26, at the age of 87 after a lengthy illness. Many articles and even books have been written on his accomplishments, which include the creation of the outstanding German superbikes, marketed under the names “Clymer-Münch,” “Mammoth” and “Horex” Assembly is pretty straightforward—I was ready to change tires in about an hour, and I was taking pictures along the way. Breaking beads is fast and easy. So is it really that easy to change tires with this thing? Pretty much—but there are a few caveats. Most importantly, you have to get the technique right. Once you do, changing tires is so easy you’ll be inviting your pals over to change their tires at your Next up was a tire changer from that cheap tool store—you know the one. I’d seen stories on the internet, claiming that with Starting racing himself, until a major some simple modifications, the thing was accident in Schotte (my home area and great. Not so. It was racetrack) ended his racing career, he better than the tire devoted his life to improving racing machinery and finally, creating what many stand, but I hated this consider the finest motorcycles ever to see flimsy contraption so much that the online the light. classified ad I posted While Friedel was an outstanding engineer, to get it out of my he was not so successful as a businessman, garage included the creating a difficult life for himself while line, “I hate this thing. gaining many friends worldwide. In this If you’re looking to get country it is fitting to mention David pissed off enough to Manthey(RIP) of Portage, Wisconsin and buy something better, Paul Watts, of Fresno, both having been I recommend you buy Patented mount/demount bar and XtraHand multiple owners of Friedel’s products. this changer clamp make quick work of tire removal. from me and Photo: Otto Hoffman do a few tires place, just for fun—as long as they’re street with it.” Surprisingly, someone tires on modern wheels. Do it wrong, and bought it, and I assume is now cursing me for selling it to him and you’ll be just as red-faced and angry as you were before. shopping for a real tire changer. Narrow and deep rims will still require At that point, I did what I always spoons—the mount/demount bar can’t do when I run into problems work with these types of rims. Knobbies (or caused by my own lack of skills “knobblies” for Redcoat ADV riders) will and patience—I got better tools also require spoons, and are tough to grip in hopes of overcoming my with the default cam and block setup of the incompetence. Friedel Münch was an innovator in I’d been keeping motorcycle design. He was creative and an eye out for a didn’t shy away from taking risks with used No-Mar tire unusual designs. His legacy will live on changer, but they and his much-sought-after motorcycles rarely pop up and will be treasured by owners and collectors always sell instantly. alike. I treasure my friendship with this So I took advantage outstanding person extending over so of a springtime many years, which I covered in several sale at the No-Mar articles in CityBike (latest: July 2011, which website and got you can read online by going to citybike.com myself a No-Mar and clicking “back issues.”) Classic tire changer. —Otto Hoffman NEW STUFF JUNE 2014 THE TIRES, THEY ARE A-CHANGIN’: NO-MAR CLASSIC TIRE CHANGER REVIEW Words and photos: Surj Gish My tire-changing technique has long consisted of a mix of swearing, sweating, and frustration. Sure, there was equipment too—but I never got to the point where I was fast and happy changing tires. The videos on their site make changing tires look as easy as No scratches on these pizza pie, so I dialed beautiful old Guzzi wheels! them up and handed over my credit card Classic. No-Mar makes an alternate “Posinumber, certain that my days of swearing and scratching wheels would soon be over. Block” setup for gripping knobbies and big cruiser tires that is available separately. I The Classic tire changer is a “commercial didn’t buy it when I ordered my changer, grade” tire changer that uses No-Mar’s but probably will. cam and block system to grip the wheel, I did a bunch of tires to get a feel for the and their patented Mount/Demout bar to remove and install tires. It can be mounted No-Mar: on the floor, your trailer hitch, or on a ❍ Ducati 900SS: typical tubeless “drive-on” stand. I got the basic package sportbike wheels. Super easy. June 2014 | 10 | CityBike.com ❍ BMW R1200R Classic: spoked wheels, originally tubed, now converted to tubeless. Incredibly easy. Seriously—at this point, the skies opened up and a choir of angels sang to me. ❍ Early seventies Moto Guzzi V7 Sport— deep, narrow, beautiful aluminum wheels that simply could not be scratched. The mount/demount bar wouldn’t work with these wheels, so I used the No-Mar to clamp the wheels and carefully did the tires with spoons and rim guards. Still easier than any previous setup due to the stability of the No-Mar. ❍ Yamaha TTR125: narrow spoked wheels with tubes. I had a tough time gripping these wheels with the cam and block setup, and of course had to use spoons instead of the mount/demount bar. The awesome ❍ Most importantly, it really is incredibly easy to change tires with the No-Mar Classic, once you get the technique right. The cam and block system grips most wheels very well, and the mount/ demount makes quick work of of removing and installing street tires. ❍ The XtraHand clamp is amazing: easy to get in place quickly with one hand, and does a fabulous job of holding the bead below the rim flange. ❍ Solid, tough construction. Unlike other tire changers I’ve used, this thing is built to last and doesn’t flex. Serious business! The not-so-awesome ❍ The tool collar is not as burly as the rest of the equipment. No-Mar says you can hang a mount/demount bar on the collar, and while that’s technically true, the collar bends with that much weight on it. I wouldn’t recommend hanging the bar on the collar for any length of time. ❍ Additional clamps to clamp knobby tires cost another $150. To be fair, you can order the changer with Posi-Blocks instead, but I wanted the cam and block setup since I mostly do street tires. That isn’t going to stop me from whining about this, though. …And the total marketing BS ❍ This almost never happens, but there’s really no BS here. The Classic is a kickass, American-Made tire changer that’ll make you feel like a pro. The No-Mar Classic isn’t cheap, but if you ride a lot and therefore go through tires quickly, you’ll break even after a few changes and you’ll get the satisfaction that comes with boasting that you do your own tires. For me, it’s equally important to be able to quickly and easily change my own tires at home at any time, rather than finding a time to get my bike to a shop. This thing rocks: it’s a thoughtful, smart design with first-rate construction, and most importantly, it fulfills the promise of making tire changes easy. EVENTS JUNE 2014 First Monday of each month (June 2, July 7): Nevada Foothills. Your rally fee includes four nights flat grassy camping & hot showers (early bird camping on or before Wednesday available -- $10 tent / $25 RV per night). 2:30 – 10:00 pm: Northern California Ducati Bike Nights at Benissimo (one NEW THIS YEAR: of Marin’s finest Italian Restaurants), 18 Tamalpias Dr, Corte Madera. NorCalDoc. MOA’s Smart Trainer!; Free Transport com to-from Downtown Mariposa; Relocated Rally Headquarters. PLUS: Poker Run 6:00 pm: American Sport Bike Night at with Gold for First Prize, GS Ride, “Big Dick’s Restaurant and Cocktails, 3188 Brian” English Trials, Asphalt Skills and Alvarado Street, San Leandro. Bring your Safety Clinic “Cobra”, Seminars, Vendors, Buell (or your tool) and hang out with Bier Garten, Swap Table, Door Prizes. like-minded riders. All brands welcome! Our meeting of Buell and Motorcycle Featured Speakers: Ret. CHP officer, enthusiasts has been happening the first Greg Peart, and Rick Klain with his Monday of the month for the last 12 years, “Collaborative Smartphone” for photos without ever missing a meeting. We have and video seminar. Rally Costs: $45 adult had many local and national celebrities / $15 child under 12 years pre-registered, from the motorcycle world grace our children under 6 admitted free; $55.00 meetings. It has been fun and exciting. adult / $20 child under 12 years at the americansportbikenight.net GATE. First Wednesday of each month (June 4, July 2) For information or registration write: BMW Club of NorCal, 2014 ‘49er Rally, 2540 Maywood Dr, San Bruno, CA 6:00 pm: Bay Area Moto Guzzi Group 94066. Email: monthly dinner at Vahl’s in Alviso (1512 [email protected] or El Dorado Street, Alviso, 410/2620731). check bmwnorcal.org/49er for latest Members, interested Guzzi riders, elderly news. men with non-running Saab 96es and all other motorcycle riders always welcome. Friday June 6th to Sunday June 8th More information, contact Pierre at: 408/710-4886 or pierredacunha@yahoo. 13th Annual BSAOC 2014 NorthWoods Ride com. We’ll start at 9 AM Friday from Motel 6 Second Sunday of Each Month at the Montgomery exit from Hwy 70 in (June 8, July 13) Oroville Reservations 11:00 am: Santa Cruz Scooter Club www.motel6.com. Next door is a newer Monthly Group Ride (Meet at Fin’s Comfort Inn 530/533Coffee, 1104 Ocean Street in Santa Cruz) 9673. Friday & Saturday nites at Motel 6 Redding Join us for our monthly ride, the 2nd Central The plush Red Sunday of each month. We meet at Fin’s Lion is next door at Coffee on Ocean Street in Santa Cruz, and 877/733-6006 depending on who shows, the weather, and how much time folks have, we plan a Event is sponsored by the route for the day. We also usually stop for BSA Clubs of NorCal and lunch somewhere. Rides will be cancelled SoCal. Anyone interested due to rain. santacruzscooterclub.com in old BritBikes is invited. There is no charge, and Third Sunday of each month route maps are provided. (May 18, June 15): Thursday Evening Open 9:00 am: California (Northern) House at the Bently Moto Guzzi National Owners Club Conway Motorcycle (MGNOC) breakfast at Putah Creek Museum Featuring a Cafe in picturesque Winters, California freshly restored GoldStar (Highways 505/128) MGNOC members Class C track racer. 1757 and interested Guzzi riders meet for Leta Lane, Thermalito, CA breakfast and a good time. The Putah 530/533-8144 Creek Cafe is located at Railroad Avenue. More information contact: Northern INFO: Frank Forster Burt Barrett California MGNOC Rep, Don Van Zandt 831/688-2120 or 661/832-6109 at 707-557-5199. Saturday June 7th and Sunday June Evenings: Moto-Sketch at Tosca Cafe: 8th come and sketch a live model draped over All-women Motorcycle Safety a custom bike. $7 to sketch, free to just Foundation Basic Rider Course watch, but you are a perv if you do. Tosca (Cloverdale Citrus Fairgrounds, Citrus Cafe, 242 Columbus Ave. in S.F. Fair Drive, Cloverdale) Thursday, May 22-Monday May 26 Attention Ladies! Redwood Region BMW Club of Northern California Motorcycle Training is putting 42nd Annual ‘49er Rally, Mariposa together an all-women Motorcycle Fairgrounds (5007 Fairgrounds Rd, Safety Foundation Basic Rider Course. Mariposa) Normally it’s $250 but participants on this date can enjoy a 10 percent Join us at the Mariposa Fairgrounds, discount. just south of Mariposa, California, the gateway to Yosemite, in the Sierra Ducati Bike Night Calendar! The reason for getting these events started was to provide a fun, social atmosphere for Ducati owners, folks that want to become Ducati owners, and folks that don’t yet know that they want to become Ducati owners and people who are too poor (and/or sensible) to ever own Ducatis, to sit, eat, talk, walk around and look at other Ducatis. All brands and models of motorcycles are welcome, so please don’t be put off by the event name. 2nd Monday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC South Bay Area Ducati Bike Night 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the second Monday of each month at Pizza Antica, 334 Santana Row, #1065 San Jose. 408/557-8373 3rd Monday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC Monterey Ducati Bike Night 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the third Monday of each month at Baja Cantina & Filling Station, 7166 Carmel Valley Rd. Carmel. 831/625-.2252 1st Saturday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC San Francisco Ducati Bike Night 3rd Wednesday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC Emeryville Ducati Bike Night Please come and join us from 4:30 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the first Saturday of each month at: Il Borgo Restaurant, 500 Fell at Laguna, San Francisco 415/255-9108 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the third Wednesday of each month at Hot Italian, 5959 Shellmound Street, No. 75 , Emeryville. 510/652.9300 1st Monday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC Mill Valley Ducati Bike Night Please come and join us from 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the first Monday of each month at: The Cantina, 651 E. Blithedale Ave, Mill Valley. 415/378-8317 2nd Saturday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC Livermore Ducati Bike Night Please come and join us from 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the Second Saturday of each month at Bella Roma Pizzeria, 853 East Stanley Blvd. Livermore, 925/447-4992 June 2014 | 11 | CityBike.com 4th Monday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC Sacramento Area Ducati Bike Night 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the fourth Monday of each month at Hot Italian, 1627 16th Street, Sacramento. 916/444.3000 4th Monday: Nor Cal Ducati DOC Mid-Peninsula Ducati Bike Night 6:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. on the fourth Monday of each month at Locanda Positano, 617 Laurel Street, San Carlos. 650/591-5700 Registration:8-10am, First pack leaves at 9:00 am. Final Stop William Tell House, Tomales. Live Music by Roadhouse, 50/50 Prizes. $20 per Bike ($25 after June 15th) + $15 per passenger. Includes dinner, one raff le ticket, and event pin. All proceeds go towards Breast Cancer Awareness. To pre-register or for additional information, call Dan at 707/292-5909 Sunday, June 29th Upcoming Workshops and Seminars Moto Shop Sun 8 Upcoming Workshops Sun 15 Carburetor Class NEW LOCATION! 540 De Haro Street, San Francisco Thu 19 Chain and/or Sprockets Workshop 415/552-5788 Sat 21 MAY Sun 22 Major Service Workshop Thu 22 Basic Maintenance Workshop Sun 22 Suspension Workshop Sat 24 Women Only Oil Change Thu 26 Tire Change Workshop Sat 24 Chain and/or Sprockets Workshop Sat 28 Major Service Workshop Major Service Workshop Thu 12 Brakes Workshop Sat 14 Major Service Workshop Tire Change Workshop Sun 25 Brakes Workshop Sun 29 European Major Service Workshop Wed 28 Basic Maintenance Workshop Hours of operation Thu 29 Oil Change Workshop Wed - Fri 12-10pm Sat 31 Sat and Sun 10am-7pm Tire Change Workshop JUNE Sun 1 European Major Service Workshop Wed 4 Tire Change Workshop Sign up and get details online: MotoShopSF.com Prices range from $25 - $350 No previous experience required. Thur 5 Coolant Change Workshop Not a woman? Please pass this along to any women you know who may be interested in riding. It’s sure to be a fun and supportive group learning experience. Danielle can be reached at 707/838-9100 ext. 4 or by emailing [email protected]. Saturday, June 21st 8:00 am: Save the Ta-Tas Motorcycle Poker Run (Hooter’s Rohnert Park, bikes to come out and show us what you got. Look forward to seeing you all there. —James Squires For more information: Call the OMC Wednesday nights at 510/534-6222 or call 510/537-5392 or 510/828-6404, or e-mail [email protected] Saturday, July 26th Sacramento Mile (Cal Expo grounds, 1600 Exposition Blvd, Sacramento, 916/263-3000) 9th Annual Capitola Bikes on the Bay Vintage Motorcycle Show (Capitola Mall Close out the Sacramento State Fair in Parking Lot off 41st Avenue, Capitola) style watching some of the fiercest, fastest flat-track action in the USA! If you’ve Bring the family and check out hundreds never been to a mile event you owe it to of American, British, European and yourself to go. AMA National racing— Japanese motorcycles and scooters. Find Harleys, other Twins and Singles battle the part you’ve been looking for at the it out on hard-packed dirt, with speeds Motorcycle Swap Meet or purchase your exceeding 100 mph. Tickets start at $25 dream motorcycle in the Bike Corral ($10 for kids!) and include State Fair where used motorcycles and scooters will admission. be for sale. Vendors showcase the latest in bike accessories, clothing, parts and For more info, go to services. sacramentoflattrack.com Admission is free! Hosted by the Capitola- August 21-24, 2014 Soquel Chamber of Commerce. For Carson Tahoe Dual Sport/Street more information call the Chamber at 831/475.6522 or go to bikesonthebay.com. Event (Carson Valley Inn, 1627 U.S. 395, Minden, NV 89423 775/782-9711) Saturday, July 19 Four days of riding, food, music, 12:30 pm: Oakland Motorcycle Club seminars (with Walt Fulton and Jimmy Three Bridge Run (742 45th Avenue, Lewis), classes, storytelling and more in Oakland) a beautiful place packed with fantastic off and on-road riding. Get more info at We welcome all riders and guests: carsontahoemoto.com. adventure touring, sport bikes, Harleys, and the rest! Sign In: 12:30PM-3:30PM September 12-14, 2014 • Cut off: 6:30PM SHARP Entry Fee: Central Cal BMW Riders Autumn $20.00 each for riders and passengers. Beemer Bash at Quincy, CA (PlumasIncludes hamburger and salad at start — Food will be available after run. Live Band Sierra County Fairgrounds). • Dancing Encouraged. Central Cal BMW riders invites you to the 29th annual Famous CCBR coffee, UPDATE: It is time for the Oakland Beer Garden, 2 nights camping w/ Motorcycle Clubs annual and original Three Bridge Run event. This year we are early camping available, Saturday night starting it at an earlier time for everyone’s BBQ , two Continental breakfasts, GS ride, poker run, vendors, and speakers benefit. We will have a cash prize Poker Run, Live Band, Food, Run Pins, Trophies (including CityBike’s Gabe Ets-Hokin and Surj Gish). RVs and leashed pets welcome. for Club Participation and Club Man Great camping on grass and hot showers. Miles, Event Shirts, 50/50, and all the fun you can handle. We already know the Wonderful mountain rides in the Sierras! Check website for details: ccbr.org or call Harley guys dominate these runs (and 925/443-2070 or email: we love them for that) so this year we are [email protected] for information. trying to push for more riders on their LIQUIDATION SALE PRIVATE JAPANESE 'MILESTONE BIKE' COLLECTION YOUR CHANCE TO OWN SOMETHING SPECIAL, FUN, AND UNIQUE This is one man’s private collection. Please note that the items for sale are motorcycles in San Francisco and not Persian rugs in a Cairo Bazaar. Therefore, haggling is unwelcome. The bikes are sensibly priced to encourage interest and presumably ease decision making. Bikes are offered in CityBike to cut through the clutter of the internet and get them sold old-school - in print. This page is available for email sharing on the CityBike website under the CLASSIFIEDS button. 1975 Suzuki GT750 “Water Buffalo” 1976 Suzuki GT550 Ram Air 1975 Yamaha RD 350 1978 Kawasaki Z1R-TC Nice Original Bike with NEW Tank Paint and striping. BRAND NEW OUT OF BOX SUZUKI EXACT REPRODUCTION CHROME 3 into 4 Exhaust system$$$, Many new OEM parts, head bolts, chrome, etc. Newly rebuilt calipers and pistons. New period tires, excellent seat, polished casings, etc. RUNS EXCELLENT. 9800 miles. $5800 Magazine Bike featured in December 2011 Motorcycle Classics Magazine. Much $$$$ invested -Nuts and Bolts Restoration, Polished casings, rims head, forks etc. Original paint, excellent, one small scratch on tank. 5461 Miles. $5800 Mint, Original, Unrestored Chappy Orange -. 1st Place Show Winner 2013 Santa Clara Motorcyle show. Magazine featured bike -2012 Motorcyle Classics magazine. THE cleanest ORIGINAl, UNRESTORED RD 350 you'll see for awhile. 6359 miles. $5500 1982 Kawasaki GPZ1100 1983 Honda CB1100F 1986 Suzuki GSXR750 1989 FZR400 Mint, pristine original, unrestored musclebike that set the mark—back in the day. Only two previous owners, Man-Cave stored in a carpeted garage along with private guitar collection by the last owner since 1984!! Show winner at the 2014 Santa Clara CJMC Classic Motorcycle Show. 18,076 miles. $7500 Frame off Restoration. Red & White,Recent Customized Rebuild with chrome, bars, wheels, Vance & Hines exhaust, anodized superbike bars etc. Immaculate condition. Original stock wheels included OPTIONAL: original just rebuilt FOX shox 400$ 600 miles since rebuild. 23,415 miles. $5500 THE ONE that brought the Superbike to the streets. Blue and White Much $$$$ invested. Just Tuned, rebuilt carbs, new coils, brakes flushed, new chain, new head gaskets, seals, new tires- runs excellent. Some body blemishes, etc, minor cracks, have new right side fairing, new windscreen, new fuel cut off, and filters etc. Super nice 8 .5 out of 10 bike. Ready to rock and roll! $5200 You don’t even have to ask cause you already KNOW…..ALUMINUM FRAMED RACE READY Yamaha- Many were used and Abused! NOT THIS ONE! VERY HARD to find one this complete: READY FOR SUMMER CANYON CARVING. Original exhaust, rims,bodywork, New Tires, New Tune up, and Carbs cleaned, Synced. In excellent condition, New upper Fairing. Super Clean! Extra complete Fairing Kit. 10,959 miles. $6800 sport, adventure, dual sport, and cruiser Another RARE opportunity to OWN AN EPIC, ICONIC PIECE! UNRESTORED, ALL ORIGINAL – Not Modified FACTORY BIKE – 1 of 500 built, Two owners from new ALWAYS STORED INSIDE. NEVER SEEN THE RAIN. ALL Guages, Instruments, Paint,Striping,Chrome etc. Excellent condition. 20,000 miles. $25,000 CONTACT VIA EMAIL: [email protected] 1992 FZR 600 Vance and Hines Vance & Hines Limited Edition Factory Production bike with crazy Yellow and Pink color scheme. #315 of 500 produced. Excellent condition, minor scuffs on yellow rims from improper tire mounting procedure. Cobin Seat 10,369 miles. $5200 June 2014 | 12 | CityBike.com 1994 Yamaha FZR1000 1991 Suzuki GSXR 1100 One Owner Immaculate original condition Rare black with orange and purple color combo One year only. Fastest top speed production bike at the time. 14,519 miles. $4400 Showroom Condition, Excellent Paint, Plastics, Tires. Sweet Old School GIXXER that can still put a Smile on your face!!! Polished frame, polished wheels, Dynacoil, Seat Cowl –NEW IN BOX! Vance & Hines Exhaust, Stock Rear fender IN BOX $5000 June 2014 | 13 | CityBike.com Include phone number, which bike(s) interest you and best hours to call 2014 KTM 1290 Super Duper Duke R Yes, it is that good preload adjustment for the front—you can actually dial in rebound and compression damping in the front while riding, and the rear preload is as easy to adjust as you can imagine. It’s also set up for high and lowspeed compression damping adjustments, and you had better know what you’re doing and make small changes, as this is raceready suspension designed for experienced racetrack riders. Handling is sensational. The Super Duke R is no lightweight, and you have to treat it with respect, but it’s still in middleweight territory. It turns in easily, has much more cornering clearance than I’ll ever use, street or track, and has a rock-steady, classic V-Twin feel in high-speed sweepers. I didn’t even miss the computer-adjustable suspension the 1190 Adventure offered—I thought the settings were just about right for a 150-pound rider out of the box. The back, with no linkage, did feel overworked, but it’s good enough that complaining would be nit-picking. The brakes are delicious—Brembo G50 monoblocs, which run about $2000 a pair retail. They actually had their own booth at the Milan motorcycle show in 2011. The real deal, they offer one-finger performance and grab the 320mm rotors with a laudable combination of force and sensitivity. ABS is standard, but you can switch it off...or, better yet, switch it to “super moto” mode, which lets you slide the back tire for those back-it-in moments on your favorite go-kart track that you will never be invited back to. Photos by Bob Stokstad Gabe Ets-Hokin: Slap Happy B y now, you’ve probably read several reviews of the Super Duke 1290 and you know it’s pretty good. I’ve read those reviews too, and it shouldn’t be a surprise that it’s a fun motorcycle to ride— rear-wheel output on this critter is 150 hp and 93 (yeah!) foot-pounds of torque, it’s got superbike-spec suspension and brakes and a big ol’ supermoto handlebar. But that formula doesn’t always mean fun. Sometimes it can yield bland, like the Japanese nakeds, or, um...challenging...to ride, like the Ducati Streetfighter. I have often used the phrase “slapped on” writing reviews of nakeds, as in “Yamahondazuki took its FZX1000, took off the fairings, slapped on some handlebars and called it a day,” but it’s clear to me now that ‘slapping’ isn’t the way to create a fun, rideable naked missing fairings. Also, without a fairing or windscreen, you don’t want to gear the bike for 190 mph, because the rider will That’s because (for example) changing never go that fast unless they have upperthe riding position alters the bike’s center body strength like a Silverback gorilla, but of gravity, which in turn affects steering. now it feels slow under 100 mph. So you You can adjust steering geometry, but that change the gearing, but now it won’t pass can make the bike feel slower-steering. the EPA sound and emissions tests—so So then you need a new frame...and then you have to change the fuelling, and now you have to do something with all the it feels really slow. ugly, delicate stuff like wiring, catch The cascading unintended consequences bottles and electronics uncovered by the go on and on and on. Sure, if you and your fellow beer-fogged rat-bikers are just screwing around in your garage, you’ll come up with something fun with that slapping approach. I’ve done it myself. But if you’re a major OEM hoping to sell tens of thousands of bikes globally? It’s not so easy, is it? That’s why a brilliant sporting naked may be harder (and rarer) to find than a good open-class sportbike. sportbike. There’s a lot of development and engineering involved. That’s why I liked (and why everybody likes) the Super Duke 1290. Sure, it’s fast, and sure, it handles well. So do a lot of bikes. What stands out is what a welldeveloped package it is. But can we talk about the motor now, please? At some point (I think it’s around 150 hp), all motors feel the same regardless of configuration—way too powerful for sane people to fully utilize. The brilliance of the KTM is that it leverages the electronics, including the bank-anglesensing traction control and excellent fuelling and ride-by-wire throttle, to get you all the power you could ever need, regardless of gear, road speed or throttle position. You feel like a goose being forcefed to make foie gras, except with footpounds of torque (93!) instead of whatever it is you give geese. You’ll enjoy it much more than the geese. Better living, but not through chemistry— through electronics. The Super Duke R lets you ride like a champion, even if you’re not. I took it on the Sunday Morning Ride and followed local legend Wade Boyd on his R1, something I’ve never really been able to do since my testosterone levels started tapering off. The KTM made it relatively easy to keep up, especially in the damp and slippery corners. Wade got on the gas; I’d get on the gas. He’d turn in; I’d turn in. The electronics gave me the confidence to do it, and Sir Isaac never called my bluffs. I did notice that when Wade would loft his front end over his favorite wheelie bumps, the KTM would just slightly taper off the power and only let my front wheel up an inch or two, focusing those foot-pounds into the back Dunlop. Let’s just get the job done, ja, Herr EtsHokin? gas tank and tall gearing give you colossal range, an honest 200 miles. It’s a good commuter, even, with a narrow profile and confidence-inspiring throttle and For less glamorous duties, the Super Duke is always game. I had a good time touring on it—I’m used to no wind protection, the seat is great, and the giant Do I want one? Hell yes! Can I afford one? Hell no! But it’s a really great motorcycle, one of the best and most memorable I’ve ridden. The fact that it’s the second KTM on a CityBike cover in 3 months either tells you we’re getting a big fat check from KTM every month (I wish!) or it’s so good I had to fight my instincts to not fawn over one brand and feature it. KTM is becoming a force to be reckoned with in the Euro-streetbike market, and that’s a good thing if it gets the other OEMs to make better, more affordable, more rideable models for us to enjoy. You Are Never Finished Learning! Motorcycle University Has Classes For Every Rider Beginner Rider Training Advanced Rider Training Track Days KTM sort of started with its 1190 RC8 superbike. But I don’t think many of the parts swap over. The frame’s different, and the motor has been bored and stroked to a jumbo-sized 1301cc and has different pistons and plenty of other detail changes. The suspension is outstanding WP inverted stuff up front with a directacting WP shock in back. Adjustability is as good as it gets, if you ignore the lack of June 2014 | 14 | CityBike.com handling that let you lane-split like you’re on a DRZ400. It even has good mirrors and excellent headlights. DIY Repair Training Motorcycle University offers something for everyone. Call today to schedule your training! MotorcycleUniversity.net 415-294-5005 June 2014 | 15 | CityBike.com It’s almost surreal riding this bike through the tight tricky roads in the mountains, where I put most of my 600 miles in. The comfortable reach to the standard wide bars, such an excellent Super Duke trait in itself, gives you greater control— Eric “GoGo” Gulbransen: You Don’t Even Have to Pay me to Ride it. I approached the 2014 KTM Super Duke like I do the movies. I don’t watch trailers. I don’t read reviews. Typically a scary movie is scarier this way. But I never expected a great bike to be greater than the hype. First parking lot I pulled into, I was a celebrity. Even though you can’t yet get them here in California, people knew the bike. It drew looks from every angle. They knew about its power, they knew about its traction control, some even knew how big the throttle bodies were. All I could add at this point (I’d only ridden it three miles so far), was to mirror their admiration for a bike that truly owns its look. Regardless of the year, brandnew or from way back in ‘07, there’s only one Super Duke. confidence even. There’s a theory I gained from racing Super Dukes for three seasons: wider bars give you more feel. They move more than narrow bars do when the front tire slides, tucks, or pushes through a turn. The more movement you feel in your hands, the more warning you feel before things go wrong. And the more warning you feel, the more confidence you have. Traits like confidence, comfort, anti-lock brakes, traction control and now brutal power all add up to one hell of a new motorcycling experience. Mind you, I was not asked to ride the Super Duke 600 miles in the mountains. I did this by choice, before and after work, in just three days. This machine is infectious. While the new model keeps its unique tradition Go-Go goes! of looks alive and well, it’s also a completely different motorcycle. Gone forever is its simplicity; its raw frame, its minimalistic body-and-simple-motor approach. 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The 2014 Super Duke is a Traction control on a hooligan very well thought out and highly refined streetfighter, you ask? “That’s nice of KTM,” I thought. “Even generous, but motorcycle. likely out of place.” About 30 minutes after With my first glance at the bike I saw I first twisted the throttle to the stop and a difference—the new bike’s bars are once my shoulders came back into place I slightly lower. The left grip has thumb realized there was nothing nice or generous controls, to navigate through the onabout it—traction control on this beast is board computer menu system. Things like 100 percent a necessity. traction control settings and ABS are just the start. The right grip has no old-school I will never forget the one chance I got to race a real superbike. It was a true push/pull throttle cables, just a simple wire. The grips feel slightly fatter, which I Corsa 955 Ducati, built by the factory like. When I learned why, I smiled—they in Bologna, homologated by Ferracci for Dave Sadowski to race in the AMA back are heated now (optional, and adjustable in ‘95. Its name was Luigi, it weighed 335 via the menu). June 2014 | 16 | CityBike.com pounds wet and put over 138 horsepower to the pavement. The sound of that bike alone threatened any reasoning you might have to throw a leg over it. And if you did, instantly you were rewarded with a bike that wheelied out of any turn in any gear. Once you found the courage to go full stop—if you found the courage—that bike dared you to respect anything other than just how fast it was. Luigi has singlehandedly owned these impressions for me since 1998, and I have raced many bikes since. Until I rode the 2014 Super Duke. Just because I don’t send the wrong entree back when it is mistakenly laid before me at a restaurant, don’t think I can’t see the flaws in it—I can see flaws in anything, especially in myself. As for the 2014 Super Duke, I don’t love its front tire. I was told in the parking lot of Alice’s Restaurant, by yet another admiring Super Duke fan, that either the front tire was developed for this bike, or this bike was developed for the front tire. Whatever the case is it feels fine straight up and down. The bike is very stable at any and all speeds that I ran it—even one handed over grooves and bumps. It feels great turning in and mid-turn at average lean angles. It’s just at full lean that I don’t love it. I prefer a bike to respond to me at full lean, not the other way around. The Super Duke tends to fall farther in mid-turn, when I press it real hard. I would prefer it feeling more neutral at these angles, like its older brother. There is no ridge between the sidewall and the tread surface on this tire. Instead the tread surface-area simply wraps itself around from the crown and back into the rim, getting only steeper as it goes. It’s a very unique design. I am no tire engineer but my gut says it is this very lack of a sidewall ridge that gives the Super Duke the tendency to turn-in at full lean. If you haven’t seen how tires compress under big lean angle loads, do a few image searches for Lorenzo or Marquez. They really crush the shape of their tires mid turn, which supports my idea why tires have an “edge” in the first place. I think it is for support, and I missed that support at big lean angles on the Super Duke. The 2014 KTM Super Duke R. Beautiful, comfortable, confident, highly refined and violently powerful. I’ll take mine in orange please… Al Lapp: Sounds Better Than Edelweiss I had a longer-than-usual encounter with the 2014 KTM 1290 Super Duke R, nearly a full week. The mutantsupermoto styled large displacement V-Twin is the logical extension of KTM’s previous Super Dukes—the original 950 was carbureted, the 990 was fuel injected, For everyday riding the seat is fantastic. Its surface is almost carved to shape like an old wooden rocking chair. I could, and did, ride endlessly. For racing around though, for jumping from one side to the other hanging off through fast stuff, its shape is rather rectangular. The corner tends to find its way up almost into your throat. As for traction control, the whole idea is a turn off. Believe me, I get that. And it’s very easy to do just that: turn it off. But on this bike, with this power, on these roads especially, I embraced it. In 600 miles I felt it work at least four times for me exiting turns, and that was without pushing. When you do push, even straight up and down for instance, it goes to work full time. Not only does it limit the Super Duke’s NASCARV8-like powerplant from spinning the rear tire excessively, it also rather intelligently limits the front tire from lofting more than two to three inches in the air—and it keeps it there. No sudden power loss, no violent backfiring flurry of broken acceleration, just a smooth uninterrupted power driving wheel-stand, through as many gears as you can muster. June 2014 | 17 | CityBike.com and now the 1290 is fuel injected with traction control and fly-by-wire throttle. We recently reviewed the 1190 Adventure, which is a wonderful bike, but the traction control interference was a fly in the ointment for me. Having extensively ridden the 1290 Super Duke R, I can say without reservation that the T.C. implementation for this bike does not suffer the same problems: it’s a complete blast to ride with or without the T.C. armed. While giddily enjoying the Super Duke, my thoughts turned to why the Adventure’s T.C. is such a buzz-kill: I came to realize that the Adventure has a much higher center of gravity and skinny tires with harder compound. KTM takes these factors into account when designing the boundaries for the T.C. The Super Duke T.C. has a much bigger performance envelope due to its wide, grippy tires and lower bits. The sole thing about the engine which I noticed that could be construed as less than perfect is that there was occasionally a slight stumble when reducing the throttle opening while in the midrange. You’ll buy the Super Duke for the engine, but you’ll want to keep it for the suspension and brakes. The non-linkage, normalclicker adjustable (i.e. non-electronic) Design: 2-cylinder, 4-stroke, spark-ignition engine, 75° V, liquid-cooled Displacement: . . . . . . . . . .1301cc Bore: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .108mm Stroke . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 71mm Engine lubrication: Forced oil lubrication with 3 rotor pumps Primary gear ratio: . . . . . . . 40:79 Secondary gear ratio:. . . . . . 17:38 Clutch: PASC™ anti-hopping clutch/ hydraulically operated Suspension travel front: . . . . 125mm Suspension travel rear:. . . . . 156mm Steering head angle: . . . . . . 65.1° Wheel base:. . . . . . . . . . . . 58.34″ Seat height (unloaded): . . . .32.8″ Fuel tank capacity: approximately 4.68 gallons suspension works tremendously well. center of gravity. It also feels like the T.C. trusts the rider a bit more, allowing Some readers may know that I did the illustrations for RaceTech’s Suspension more exuberance to shine through. Bible. As a result, I’m a bit of a suspension Enough about the damn T.C. How is geek and snob. The Super Duke is taut and it to ride? Positively incendiary. It’s responsive, yet doesn’t punish the rider fast and thoroughly entertaining. for the sin of riding on evil pavement. The The upright nekkid standard quality and balance of the compression ergonomics are quite agreeable, damping is right on the money, and if I and the seat is—breaking with were setting the bike up to my personal KTM tradition—comfortable, even for tastes, I’d take a click or two out of long days in the saddle. It accelerates rebound, but that’s it. Like the engine, the so hard that by the end of a 600-mile suspension boosts confidence. weekend, my abs were sore. Yet, it is This may seem like a trivial thing, but the completely civilized to ride like a citizen, at the speed limit, around town, in parking brakes are the best single part of this bike. They are so close to my personal ideal that lots or lanesharing in traffic. It just so words fail me. They just magically seem to happens that this degree of sophistication give exactly as much braking force as I want and smooth power deliver make it at the moment I want it. Unlike some early supremely easy to ride fast in the twisty 35th Anniversary Sale!! 25% to 50% off stock items, excluding Forcefield Armour. May 1st - May 31st We stock a large selection of heavy duty jackets , pants, chaps, & bags. Custom garments and accessories. We repair, alter and clean leather products. Our leathers are guaranteed against defect for life. 1833 Polk St. (@ Jackson) San Francisco - johnsonleather.com (800) 730-7722 • (415) 775-7393 We make custom 1 & 2 piece leathers! Wet Weight (approx): 468 pounds (Motorcycle USA) Observed Fuel Economy: 35-45 mpg MSRP: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .$16,999 radial mount brakes which could be so abrupt and grabby in the initial millimeters of lever travel that they could cause even veteran riders problems, the Brembos on the Super Duke build slowly but progressively and thoroughly predictably. I want these brakes on every road-going bike I own, they are that good. The styling must be described as angular, futuristic and polarizing. The tank “ears” which shroud the radiator were described by viewers as “plow-like” and “wedge-y.” As a former owner of an ‘83 Suzuki Katana, with its own polarizing style, I like it. The pragmatic downside is that owners will be restricted to tank-cap-mounted tank bags: the gas tank is plastic, and huge with no apparent location for mounting straps. Some view the lack of wind protection inherent in a naked bike as a strike against it, but my feeling is that, historically, all bikes were naked bikes, and in my youth, I rode a CB750 all over the East Coast without losing an eye, so... I accept it for what it is. Of all the utterly mental, memorable test bikes I’ve ridden during my time with CityBike—the Ducati Panigale and the Aprilia Tuono V4R stand out—the Super Duke is the only one which I have been truly sad about having to give back. I could totally see this bike in my garage, and the thought of slipping some Akropovic cans on to better hear the booming V-Twin Austrian National Anthem just gives me chills. One week just wasn’t enough. Editor’s note: KTM offers a dongle to plug in under the seat that allows you to permanently store traction control and other settings, as well as run on lower-octane gas. Forcefield Body Armour, The world's leading “Soft armour technology” Body-protection system specialists. June 2014 | 18 | CityBike.com CityBike Essay Contest LOS NUMEROS: Artwork: Mr. Jon Jensen What is a hipster? We’re not exactly sure, either, but we can all agree that there’s a certain archetype that’s cropped up around with-it urban spaces like the Mission District in San Francisco or Oakland’s Temescal neighborhood. Look for young men with full-on lumberjack beards, wool beanies, funky glasses and plaid. Lots of plaid. The hipster women wear bad ‘80s sunglasses and skinny jeans—for both sexes ironic is the controlling ethos. They make fun of consumerism by...buying stuff that makes fun of consumerism. Intensely non self-examining or intensely Postmodernly ironic? Again, we are too old and confused to make a judgment. Subscribe to Adbusters or take a college course in Baudrillard. Max is a daily moto commuter, trackday enthusiast, and has had his motorcycle-based writing and photography published in industryleading magazines. He gets his love for both riding and writing from his father and inherited his photography talents from his mother. Hipsters seem to gobble up, locust-like, anything they find cool and authentic, and in the process use up that thing’s coolness, converting it into yet another overplayed fad. Yes, they ruined beards, cheap whiskey, Styrofoam trucker caps, Westernstyle shirts, wearing shoes without socks and nipple jewelry. But what is about hipsters that makes people so mad? But here’s where it gets real for us. They like motorcycles, especially old ones, and since they’re young, they want high performance, or at least the look of high performance, so they’re gravitating towards cafe racers. This has proved distressing to Editor Ets-Hokin, who owns a vintage Honda cafe racer and is now worried he’ll be labeled as a hipster, despite being 45 years old. He points out that he started his project in 2009, “before cafe racers were cool,” but that just makes him sound more like a hipster. It’s a no-win situation. “Fuck it, I’ll just sell it and buy an FZ-09,” he says, cracking open a fresh can of Pabst. Should we just ignore Hipsters, let the craze die out and then continue with what we were doing? Or should we take more...proactive measures? We presented the question to our readers on the Bay Area Rider’s Forum, offering lucrative and not-so-lucrative prizes for the first, second and third-place winners. Here are their thoughts on the essay contest theme of “Die, Hipster, Die.” First Prize: Max Klein I grew up about 45 minutes from where Pabst Blue Ribbon is made, and it still reminds me of home...bland, uninspired, and something I wanted, nay needed, to get away from. Now PBR, for whatever reason, has become the official drink of the Hipster. I guess because of the affordable nature of the brew it frees up more cash for skinny jeans, “ironic” glasses, and free-range cage-free organic hotdogs: you know, the things that make hipsters different from all the other chicks and dudes rocking the 25-year-old Bell helmet on their Vespas. Now, I could care less about them driving up the price of PBR. I prefer literally any other beer. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men could not shove my fat ass into some skinny jeans, and I prefer function over fashion when it comes to my vision, so no harm there either. Here is where you ask, “Hey buddy, why the hipster hate? They Second Prize: Steven Fong Why Hate Hipsters? I’m all for hipster hate. Hipsters are safe targets to rage upon. They are of no particular ethnicity or sexual orientation. They clearly mark themselves with odd dress and accessories. A commitment to style can cause real harm. Look at the Zoot Suit riots during WWII, when Latinos and white soldiers fought over fancy suits and perceived extravagance. But I don’t see any hipster riots unless Ritual runs out of $4 cups of coffee. seem to be not doing anything that bugs you at all.” hipsters now have more money to spend on vintage motorbikes. Thanks for asking. I don’t hate hipsters. Sure, I mock my wife’s taste in music from time to time and tell her she’s one spritz of patchouli away from a full-blown hipster outbreak. Yeah, I openly mock the hipsters’ addiction to Whole Foods and the fact that they developed a gluten allergy the same weekend that they Redboxed a documentary about the affliction. But I don’t hate hipsters. You know that lame saying, “don’t hate the player, hate the game?” In this case, the “player” is the hipster, and the game is selling vintage motorcycles. Once word got out that some asshole with a fanny pack paid four grand for a broke-down RD350 it was game over for reasonably priced nostalgia bikes. Between hipsters and TeeVee shows like “Cafe Racer,” pricing on vintage bikes skyrocketed to the point where someone who wanted a $300 fixer-upper was SOL. Non-running, non-registered bikes from the ‘70s are often on Craigslist and eBay for thousands of dollars more than they should be simply because a vintage bike is the latest accessory in the hipster closet. Why? Because thanks to the affordability of PBR and Macklemore pointing out the benefits of thrift shops on Top-40 radio, What’s the solution? How do we get them focused on something other than classic bikes? If I had that solution, you would be reading this article in “The New Yorker,” instead of a free regional motorcycle rag. The truth is they will never give up their freshly coconut-oiled death grip on the bars of these machines. Once the fad wears off, the people that truly love the sport of motorcycling will keep riding, and the ones that bought motorcycles as a fashion choice will park them in the back of their tiny off-the grid wind-and-solar powered home, never to be seen again. All we can hope for is that they park it under a very skinny cover made out of hemp so it lasts just long enough for their home-schooled kid to find it. Sixteen years later, inspired by the Instagram-filtered photos of her father, the hipsterette and a couple friends spend a summer working in secret and get the thing running. After all that hard work, she kicks it over and with her friends watching she takes off out of the neighborhood and tastes the freedom that only two wheels can provide. Her parents catch a glimpse and instead of scolding her for her activities, they decide to pick up some motorcycles as well and ride as a family. With any luck they live nearby and ask how much you want for your pair of 2004 SV650s. Here is where you break the cycle and give my kids a fighting chance to buy a used bike. Give them a great deal and sign over the papers over a beer. Anything but a PBR. June 2014 | 19 | CityBike.com Is it the music? Why don’t we go down to Hardly Strictly Bluegrass and yell at hippies? I’m not into Animal Collective or Neutral Milk Hotel, but I love (not like) The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, which used to be the standard for hipster music until the group got so popular it transcended stereotyping. The one activity I can pick on is riding fixies and cafe racers. Crashing into a Then they pulled a classic passiveaggressive maneuver. After starting this dispute then escalating it, they turned Okay, it wasn’t a drink or their backs on me and sat back down. bottle. It was a balled-up napkin. Actually, the order here was aggression But it was an action worthy of then passivity. friendly discussion. I mentioned I’ll offer a self-defense tip here. After to the hipster I actually love Skynyrd but I didn’t care for their you threaten someone in a drinking establishment, don’t turn your back to them. most overplayed song. Then the hipster threw something into my face. parked car because I have no brakes or hurting my back pushing my leaking CB350 back home is not what I am into. Neither twowheeler is practical, and while I have seen riders make it work for themselves, it is a choice of style over substance. The hipster and his friends responded with threats, idle ones at that. The one I remember was from a tiny girl in thick-framed eyeglasses who told me to “sit down before we fuck you up.” Even then, what do I care about hipsters? It is because they are indifferent assholes. I am a cultural Zelig. I spend a lot of time with lots of different kinds of people, and I have to say that hipsters for the most part are the worst jerk-offs. They won’t give you the time of day. Their humbleness is more out of aloofness. And sometimes they can be downright dickish. One night, I rode over to Pop’s, in the heart of hipsterland, 24th and York. A hipster in a plaid shirt and trucker cap selected Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Freebird” on the jukebox, a very ironic choice. I, along with several other patrons, indicated our disapproval by yelling “no Freebird!” In my mind’s eye, that place where I want nobody else to visit, I envision the office hipster riding a Honda CL77 with the back fender cut down next to nothing, no front Dead Battery Chief to insure delivery of the fully charged hand gun pointed downward by saying, “Yes Sir Mr. Thompson, it’s 100-percent battery on time. German, fully charged and ready to go, just We drove through Thompson’s front gate, like you ordered yesterday from BMW of past bullet-riddled NO TRESSPASSING Denver.” signs and parked in front of the house. Thompson’s female assistant immediately Demented Dave had already started his BMW and was doing a back-up and turn came out the front door. We told her around when I tried my first kick start for we were delivering the new battery for the Indian. It didn’t start. I frantically tried Thompson’s BMW. She said Thompson Still the best shop in town after 20 years! Relax -- your bike is in good hands. shop rate most tire sets $350 Installed! those people are nice enough if you get to know them. I guess that’s my problem with hipsters. They don’t seem very nice. Steven Fong is a seven-year rider, with a long background on two wheels. He started in San Francisco but joined the gearheads of the East Bay. Third Place: John Logan Hipster to the Hilt My coworker is known by a few others in the office as “The Hipster”. I wasn’t really sure why or when he was tagged with that idiom. Hell, I didn’t even really know what it was! He seemed like a nice guy, at first. He was really into Porsches. Old Porsches and bicycles. He seemed to know it all and let others know it. Is this what a hipster is? What a hipster does? When did the hipster movement start? Was it a cross between a hippy and a mister? Or just some bohemian wannabe that slaps down the hippy culture while embracing post-punk counterculture tunes and dressing in their grandparents clothes, living a life that is cooler than America? iPhones and knit beanies. Is this Hipsterism a contagious fad or the next subculture (r)evolution? Just how did their tight, faded jeans and Converse sneakers make it back into the mainstream enough to be seen in stores like The Gap or Abercrombie & Fitch? June 2014 | 20 | CityBike.com fender and the tank knee rubber discarded, the rubber fork boots cut off to reveal the rusted springs underneath. Where there were mufflers there is now just a baffle on the straight pipe that can be opened or closed. (Hey, the bike came that way, how was the hipster to know?) His big black-rimmed Buddy Holly glasses dominating the antique ¾ Bell helmet, glorious in its faded gold metalflake. Of course the doctrine of “all the gear, all the time” calls for Doc Martens to match the CL’s rubber foot pegs. Leather jacket? Are you kidding me? And cover up that classic plaid shirt worn over the black hoodie sweatshirt? Hipster to the hilt. Being way above and well beyond the social norm his blended celery and carrot beverage is displayed proudly where others sip their java. But of course he also imbibes in only the very best of beers. Pass me that Pabst Blue Ribbon! I have got to get me a beer buzz and head to the Urban Outfitters to check the latest threads to set me apart. But once there he runs into another hipster and they almost come to blows calling each other hipsters. You are. No you are. Plaid meet Tartan. Retro meet Sub. Oh the irony. John is an addict. Moto in his veins, CityBike the syringe. More hip-py than hip-ster but well past long hair, tie dye and 420. Well, 2 of 3 ain’t bad. Bikes, loose jeans and fine scotch. Riding fast and taking chances. Far from normal is just the way he likes it! I took pity on the shop owner, motioned for him to cover the phone, and told him if he could fill and charge a battery overnight I would deliver it to Thompson by 2:00 pm the next day, a four-hour ride from Denver. Thompson was appeased with the proffered delivery proposal, and my name given as the delivery agent. The battery was filled and connected to an overnight battery charger. I would collect it when the shop opened the next morning and have a leisurely drive to Woody Creek near Aspen. That night I called Demented Dave and asked if he’d like to go along. I told him I was going to take my recently restored redand-white 1947 Indian Chief. We conjured that the well-known Gonzo biker would be impressed by the Indian, maybe enough to share some motorcycle or journalism tales. Rather than take his Sea-foam blue 1948 Indian Chief, Demented Dave opted for his 1988 BMW K75S, a solid back-up for my Rolling past Thompson, he slurred, “Nice Harley.” Driving away from Dr. Gonzo I felt he had my back in the sights of his pistol, and I kept waiting for the sound of its explosion. Nothing happened, other than my screaming into my helmet, “$!@$^%$ drunken whacko! &*^, (&^, *&^!!!” “Nah, maybe he was just having a bad hair day.” “Bad hair? He doesn’t have any hair. Did you see his eyes; they looked like he’d stuck his tongue in a light socket. The only way to relate to a guy amped up on whatever monkey gland juice he’s drinking is to be on serious drugs. We should have taken drugs.” As we drove back to Denver I had time to reflect on my meeting Dr. Gonzo. He had lived up to the legend surrounding him, whether for real or if he was faking it. Then I had to laugh because that was Thompson’s platform, filling the void between the realms of fiction and non-fiction with his writing style. “Hunter Thompson, and he won’t listen to reason. He wants a new battery for his BMW tomorrow, fully charged and delivered to his place up near Aspen. It’s too late in the day to get him the battery, and if we deliver it, it’ll be dry and uncharged.” The shop owner was patiently saying “Yes, Mr. Thompson, I agree Mr. Thompson,” and “of course Mr. Thompson,” while I could hear Thompson yelling, “It’s a &^*&%$ BMW, shouldn’t need a *(&%$ battery just because it sat outside all %$#@# winter. It froze, cracked and all the water ran out of it just like the Germans cracked outside of Moscow and *&%#%$ ran back to Berlin.” Demented Dave had, I pushed the hand shifter into first gear and did a slow U-turn. Demented Dave pulled over and stopped after we cleared bullet range from Thompson. He shouted at me when I stopped, “Drugs! We should have taken drugs!” I asked the parts manager, who was literally shaking when he handed the telephone over to the shop owner, “Who is that giving you the tongue lashing?” Last Century’s Tire Change Prices 89 “D rugs, maybe we should do some serious drugs? Or kill a bottle of Wild Turkey before we meet him?” asked my adventure pal Demented Dave. Dr. Hunter S. Thompson’s The day before I had been at the parts counter of BMW of Denver while the parts manager was on the telephone trying to deal with a well-oiled Dr. Gonzo. Thompson was verbally abusing the employee loud enough that I could hear the rant. The parts manager finally shouted at BMW of Denver’s owner to get on the phone and deal with the surly customer. I was mostly amused by the tough talk, and I told that girl, “You can say whatever you want, but I’m not going anywhere.” They realized quickly shit talking wasn’t going to work. $ dr. gregory w. FRAZIER “Nah, let’s take him on sober.” “Wow” is what I was thinking. At no time did I think these scrawny hipsters wanted to fight. It was almost like they read in a book that if you say violent things, others will fear and obey you. It was so odd. All they had to say was “sorry” or “just kidding” or even “don’t say “Freebird” sucks.” RACING & REPAIR SINCE 1994 Hours: Monday through Friday, 9 am - 6 pm 415-552-8115 | werkstattsf.com 3248 17th Street San Francisco, CA 94110 I can nitpick any lifestyle: hippies are too mellow, rappers are too thuggish, punks, well, punks are cool. But for the most part, Has the hipster sub-culture made it into our moto world? How would we know? How could we tell? Would it be Bobbers or scooters? Vintage Hondas maybe? Certainly not sportbikes or supermotos. Since the hipster seems to shun mainstream conventions, then certainly BMWs and Harleys (opposite ends of the mainstream spectrum) are out. The lingering question to this day is whether Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, the wild Dr. Gonzo wordsmith, was merely playing me with words when looking at my Indian and calling it a Harley? was sleeping and pointed to the front steps where I could leave the battery. again as I saw Thompson stumbling down the porch steps towards me. Attempt number two failed. I was eyeing the level of the gun as Thompson approached, now to within 10 feet. I was placing the battery on the top step when Dr. Gonzo weaved through the open door. In one hand was a bottle of something, in the other what looked like a Kick number three lit the Chief. Rather small cannon. He slurred loudly at us, “You than try a back-up and turn around like *&%^$ ignorant, can’t read the *&%$^ NO TRESSPASSING sign? Get out of here you autograph-scrounging bike trash.” Dr. Frazier’s new all-color coffee table book, Down And Out In Patagonia, Kamchatka And Timbuktu (mototorbooks.com) is the first-ever firsthand chronicle of a never-ending motorcycle ride, slated for release April 15, 2014. It is highly “recommended” by, horizonsunlimited.com adventure travel book guru Grant Johnson, and for dream-riding armchair and keyboard adventurists. BEST ROADS ON THE PLANET? While he was ranting the huge handgun was waving like a balloon deflating of air, sometimes passing Demented Dave as he ducked behind the useless plastic windscreen on his BMW. SEE FOR YOURSELF! “We’re delivering your new battery, the one for your BMW,” I yelled, trying to equal the decibel level and tone of his rant. VISIT THE BODIE GHOST TOWN A light seemed to go on inside Thompson’s head. He stopped waving the gun, squinted at me and then the battery, and said, “That better be a &%$^% Nazi battery, I don’t want no Japanese junk in my bike.” As I slowly backed away from the porch towards my parked motorcycle, I tried to sooth Thomson, to hopefully keep the Monitor, Tioga, Ebbets, and Sonora Passes all lead to Walker, located 80 miles South of Reno on US 395 Great pavement & plenty of twisties lead to great food and a comfortable, quiet place to stay in Walker, CA. 10% West Walker Motel, MTN View BBQ, and Discount Walker Country Store are waiting for you Call 530-495-2263 / [email protected] for booking info June 2014 | 21 | CityBike.com Mention this ad in person if you decide to just show up. HERTFELDER D efending a title used to be easy: either you were the fastest gun in Tucson or they went looking for the smallest pine box they could cram you into, then started to Windex the plate-glass windows on the hearse. Right now I’m watching a title defense at the Winter Olympics, and they’re making most of the decisions using clocks that are accurate to milliseconds–a millisecond is the amount of time between you stalling your motorcycle engine on a steep uphill and the rider behind you yelling at you to tilt your motorcycle over and it might also be wise to get your trailside leg out of the trail. Title Defense in those clocks? Those batteries might have been in the clocks for four years, maybe eight–who really knew? A Title defense is too important to trust to a battery that just might have come out of a toy rabbit beating on a toy drum. This competitor developed a title defense I intend to use the next time I’m called on to defend my title of World’s Worst Dirt Rider. This title, by the way, makes me feel a lot like the man in a story often told by Abraham Lincoln. After being tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail, the man was overheard to say: “If it wasn’t for the honor of the thing I’d have sooner walked.” The motorcycle rider who hung the title on me was a stumpy loudmouthed guy would know he was there. This fellow’s personality was a sort of pre-Howard Stern modified with a little Louis Farrakhan–he never met a man he liked. Once I rode an enduro on the same minute as this garrulous jerk and managed to collide with him three times because his method of traversing the South Jersey mud roads was to go left into the brush and mine was to go right. The first time he came out of the brush into me and we did one of those soft “step off” things and he almost went out of his mind. The second time we impacted was accompanied by the lovely harplike twang of a few dying spokes and he went ballistic. The third time we hit it was me who went ballistic and I was sorry A millisecond is the amount of time between you stalling your motorcycle engine on a steep uphill and the rider behind you yelling at you to tilt your motorcycle over and it might also be wise to get your trailside leg out of the trail. who always squirted his way to the front of a rider’s meeting because he couldn’t see anything from further back in the crowd. At least one of the Olympic contestants had He would ask questions already covered no confidence in the digital clocks because in the rider information sheet and it was who knew when they put the batteries obvious he only spoke up so everyone I’d left my bridgework back in the truck because I was yelling with a lisp. chalked “ Hertfelder, World’s Worst Dirt Rider” at a height comfortable for a tall dwarf or a full-size person on his knees. I thought it best to recognize the title with my usual consummate grace since they were only trophy-ing to 10th place in all classes, and this was the only thing headed my way. Little did I realize that anyone in their right mind would want to take that title away from me, but it happens all the time. I’ve gotten letters from riders who have described truly unbelievable antics and insist they should now hold the title. Others ask for a ride-off to see who is really the worst rider. I have the feeling that most of these clowns are descended from folks who actually were run out of town on a rail wearing a formfitting tar-and-feather jumpsuit. I’m getting really tired of all these counterclaims, so all you claimants to this crown be advised: Ed Hertfelder has taken note of one of the better ways to defend an Olympic title and has contacted his old buddy Francis “Kneecap” O’Malley, the enforcer of the notorious “four-for- five” racket on Pier 98 South in Philadelphia (borrow four dollars on a weekday. Pay back five after payday). “Kneecap” owns an unusual matched set of chrome-plated crowbars. Holding a world title should not be taken At the awards presentation at the firehouse, lightly. where I was hoping for Low Score Finisher, Get Ed’s latest book, 80.4 Finish Check on there was a blackboard on the wall labeled Amazon.com! “Location of Fire” and someone had maynard HERSHON M y friend Wes is a member of a traditional colors motorcycle club. He wears a vest with sewnon patches indicating the name of the club and his chapter’s location. When we talked about an interview, we thought we’d focus on his club in particular, but found we looked more at colors club life generally. If you’re curious, you do not ask to join one of these clubs. You’re invited to become a prospective member. You may spend as little as six months as a prospect...or as long as a few years. You may never be asked to join. Prospects do not wear colors, just something to identify them as prospects. They have yet to earn their colors. Never call a patch holder “brother.” He’s not your brother. Never bring a personal friend or a stranger into the presence of patch holders without first asking permission. In these clubs, a member’s patches are earned, not merely purchased. Here’s the drift of our second dinner conversation. Just as we see in motorcyclists who do not wear colors, Wes says, some club members ride a lot. And some hardly ride. Wes knows guys, not necessarily clubmates, who live near biker bars, taverns frequented by riders. They ride to the bar, he said, often no more than a few miles, sit and drink and then ride home. Even guys in colors clubs, I asked. Same as anywhere else, he said. We agreed that merely owning a motorcycle is not especially joyous. It can be a burden. Riding one is the payoff. We talked about patches and their significance in motorcycling society. He told me about an evening party at a local Harley-Davidson store earlier this year. After sunset it was right at freezing and snowing lightly. Wes rode there, the only person who did. When he walked in wearing his club colors, he saw lots of guys wearing riding boots, H-D t-shirts, vests, chaps and fingerless gloves. When the party ended, they’d walk out in their biker gear and get in nice warm cars and trucks for the drive home. Probably some of the bikers at the shop wished Wes had stayed home. He made them look like casual, fair-weather riders. They may be casual riders, but they don’t like being reminded. The patches separate the wearers from the others. Wes says that in biker bars (he avoids them and calls them by another, unprintable, name), when alcohol flows freely, guys who don’t wear patches or who bought their patches cozy up to those who have earned theirs. The list of rules for prospects is long, the requirements clear and stringent. Here are some rules for colors club prospects, lightly edited. Wes tells me they are findable online and typical of patch clubs everywhere…. While you’re a prospect you will become accustomed to trusting the judgment, at times blindly, of those patch holders who will someday be your brothers and sisters. I’m fascinated by these insights into a culture of motorcyclists previously hidden from me. And I’m stunned by the commitment demanded by the clubs, from prospects and from patch-holders. If you enjoyed last month’s article and this one, email or write the editor and say so. Perhaps more will be forthcoming, Wes willing. At an open (multi-club) function, never turn Feedback at [email protected], 415/282-2790 your back to a patch holder of another club. It is disrespectful. Never be quick to walk up or PO Box 10659, Oakland, CA 94610 to a patch holder of another club in a public setting, even if you know that person well and the clubs are on friendly terms. The list of rules for prospects is long, the requirements clear and stringent. Here are some rules for colors club prospects, lightly edited. We puzzled about men for whom bike ownership seems to be a significant part of their identity. They own expensive bikes and wouldn’t be without one, but they don’t ride 500 miles a year. Neither of us really understands what that’s about. June 2014 | 22 | CityBike.com to you and let everyone else see that. All too often, the comradeship wears thin. You’re not so tough. Fights start. Many bars wisely ban patches, as you’d expect. Too divisive. If you want to greet that person, walk up slowly and wait for him to indicate that he wants such a public display to take place. He may be on some club business and may not want to give anyone the impression that the clubs (yours and his) are on such friendly terms. If they look like they are going to ignore you, accept it. Keep your distance. The best approach is always to wait for them to come Call each of the members once a week and ask if there is anything at all that you can do for him or her. Don’t get overly friendly with anyone who is not a regular acquaintance of the club. If an outsider has questions, refer that person to a patch holder. Never give a patch holder’s name, phone number, address or any personal information to anyone outside the club. Never give any information about the club itself to outsiders. This includes but is not limited to: where the club is based, how many members are in the club, etc. In public places always conduct yourself with your association with the club in mind. People will remember what you do, good or bad. Your association doesn’t go on and off with your colors. If you see a member of the club speaking to another member—or a member of another club—do not join in that conversation. Don’t approach within earshot. If you feel you need to interrupt, put yourself in a place of visibility and wait to be acknowledged. Never let a patch holder walk off alone in an unsecured area. If he or she is going out to a car, bike, or even just out to get some fresh air, go with them. Watch that person’s back at all times. Never use the term “Outlaw Club” when speaking to a member of another club. Always show respect to a patch holder of another club. Even though he or she is with another club, that person earned the patch. 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Stock # K1480 2011 ZERO MX - $3,500 OFF! Want a bike to jump around with that you never need to put gas in? Here is your bike! The ZERO MX has it all! Power similar to a 250cc motocross bike and suspension to boot! Enjoy the stealth factor. This bike can easily be modified for the street. Stock # Z003 2011 Honda CRF80F – A great bike for a youngster ready to learn a clutch! This bike is also fun and easy to ride for adults! Stock # H2943 PRE-OWNED VEHICLES 2013 Zero DS ZF 11.4 – Set up with saddlebags, a windshield and hand guards, this bike is ready for adventure! VERY LOW MILES!!!!! $12,999 Stock # C508 2012 Triumph Street Triple – White with only 6,538 Miles! This machine has lots of mods, including round headlights, belly pan and tail bag to name a few! Check it out on our website or better yet, come into our shop! Stock # U1258 $8,999 2012 Honda Shadow Spirit - Orange with flames! This bike is in excellent condition! Comes with a windshield, and aftermarket tachometer. Very Low Miles! Please check our website for more details! 2011 Kawasaki Vulcan Vaquero – Red with 28,131 miles! This bagger has it all, fog lights, tall windshield, audio system, Ipod/mp3 ready and floorboards for the passenger too! $10,999 Stock # U1245 2009 Harley-Davidson XR1200– gray with many extras; power commander, and soft bags to name a couple. This bike has only 670 miles!!!!! It’s a steal at $7,999. Stock # U1255 2009 Vespa LX150 - Silver with beige seat, this freeway legal scooter is in beautiful shape! Stock # U1252 $3099 2007 Yamaha Majesty – Blue with only 7,458 Miles this scooter is reliable and ready to roll! $2,999 Stock # U1249 2006 Honda CBR600RR – Orange with Tribal flames! Yeah you know what this bike is! And it’s a steal at $4,799! 25,098 miles Stock # U1256 2006 Honda Elite 80 – Blue, a great city scooter! So reliable you can still see many of thes and older ones all over the city still! $1,299 with 26,821 miles Stock # U1248 2006 Kawasaki Ninja 650R – This bike may have 41,562 miles on it, but it’s a runner! Come down and check it out for yourself, it’s black with a red frame! Stock # P002 $3,099 2003 Honda SUPER HAWK - Blue. V-Twin. 996cc. 6-Speed. Need I say more? Oh yeah…it’s only $3,599 and still has the rear seat cowl. Stock # U1253 1998 BMW R1100GS – Red and white with a givi top case and brackets for side bags, this BMW is still running strong with 80,811 Miles! It’s got a twin cylinder boxer engine! Only $4,999 Stock # U1250 1987 Honda Elite 250 - Maroon, with tall windshield. Still going strong with only 4650 miles! Stock # U1233, Come in and Make us an Offer! Prices do not include government fees, dealer freight/setup fees (new vehicles only), taxes, dealer document preparation charges or any finance charges (if applicable). Final actual sales prices will vary depending on options or accessories selected. Check out and compare our bikes online at www .missionmotorcycles .com! SF MOTO 275 8th Street at the corner of Folsom San Francisco - 415 255 3132 www .sfmoto .com USED INVENTORY - All used motorcycles at sf moto come with a 3 month warranty. We thoroughly go through our used inventory: - If we find brakes to be worn over 60%, new pads are installed - If we find tires to be worn beyond 60%, new tires are installed - If chain & sprockets are worn beyond 60%, we install new chain & sprockets. - NEW: All Our used bikes come with a free 12 month roadside assistance. ---- APRILIA ---Sold out! Please check back with us soon! ---- BMW ---G650GS Sertao, 2012, 763 Miles, White, $8998 ---- DUCATI ---DUCATI Monster 696 ABS, 2009, 3679 miles, Black, $7498 DUCATI Monster 696 ABS, 2012, 1701 miles, red, $8698 ---- HONDA ---CB1000, 2012, black, 1096 miles, $9798 CBR250R, 2012, red/wht/blue, 3742 miles, $3998 CBR250R, 2012, black, 2971 miles, $3998 CBR250R, 2012, red/wht/blue, 2906 miles, $3998 CBR600F4i, 2006, yellow, 13501 iles, $4498 CBR600RR, 2010, orange red, 6979 miles, $9998 CBR600RR, 2009, white, 3223 miles, $9498 CBR600RR, 2012, black, 74 miles, $9998 CBR600RR, 2010, White, 11838 miles, $7998 PCX 125, 2013, white, 1104 miles, $2498 Rebel 250, 2009, black, 4284 miles, $2998 CTX700N, 2014, red, 3045 miles, Call for price ---- HUSQVARNA ---Sold out! Please check back with us soon! ---- KAWASAKI ---Concours 14 ZG1400, 148 miles, silver, $8598 Ninja EX250, Green, 2012, 3134 miles, $3998 Ninja EX250, 2008, 2305 miles, blue, call for price Ninja EX300, 2013, 5260 miles, black, $4998 Ninja EX300, 2013, 1865 miles, black, $4998 Ninja EX300 ABS, 2013, 312 miles, green, $5298 Ninja ER-6N, 2009, 1203 miles, blue, $5998 Ninja Z1000, 2007, 20281 miles, black, $5498 Ninja ZX-10R, 2007, 4739 miles, red, $8998 Versys 650, 2009, 13481 miles, green, $5498 Versys 650, 2010, 578 miles, black, $6498 Versys 650, 2009, 7579 miles, green, $5998 Versys 650, 2012, 6396 miles, black, $6498 Vulcan 900, 2010, 1648 miles, Blue, $6498 Vulcan 900, 2011, 805 miles, Black, $7298 ---- KYMCO ---Kymco Xciting R ABS, 2008, 4739 Miles, white, $3498 ---- PIAGGIO ---Fly 50, 2010, 608 miles, silver, - $1698 Fly 150, 2009, 1943 miles, silver, $2398 Fly 150, 2012, 577 miles, silver, $2498 ----SUZUKI ---Boulevard S40, 2001, 8968 miles, blue, $3298 Boulevard S40, 2007, 3910 miles, white, $3998 GSX1250FA, 2011, 3197 miles, black, $7998 GSX-R750, 2011, 2133 miles, blue/white, call for price GSX750F, 2001, 1042 miles, silver, $3498 SV650S, 2007, 9803 miles, red, $5998 V-Strom DL650, 2011, 5748 miles, white, $7498 V-Strom DL650, 8342 miles, blue, $7698 ---- SYM ---Citycom 300i, 2009, 72 miles, red, $3498 ----TRIUMPH ---Bonneville America, 2010, 5959 miles, blue, $6998 Street Triple, 2012, 7724 miles, black, $8498 ----VESPA ---GT200, 2005, 3153 miles, green, $3498 GL150, 1964, 8540 miles, white, $4698 June 2014 | 26 | CityBike.com ----YAMAHA ---FZ6, 2013, 424 miles, blue, $6498 FZ6, 2009, 2321 miles, blue, $5998 FZ6, 2009, 900 miles, black, $5998 FZ6, 2013, 1802 miles, white, $6998 YZFR6, 2012, 2585 miles, blue, $9998 YZFR6, 2008, 7718 miles, silver, $8298 YZFR6, 2005, 11439 miles, silver, call for price FZ1, 2005, 10670 miles, blue - $5298 FZ1, 2008, 12732 miles, red, $7498 FZ8, 2011, 9889 miles, black, $6998 V-Star 250, 2012, 7 miles, black, call for price V-Star 950, 5028 miles, blue, $6498 Zuma 125, 2009, 9241 miles, yellow, call for price NEW INVENTORY ---SYM---- All SYM bikes come with a 2 year factory warranty -SYM Mio 50 scooter, 2013, NEW, black - $1998 SYM Citycom 300i scooter, 2009, NEW, red or blue - $3999 SYM Fiddle II 125 scooter, 2013, NEW, sand, blue, black, red, white - $2295 SYM HD200 scooter, 2013, NEW, Yellow, Orange, Black, Red, Gunmetal - $3495 SYM Symba (aka Honda Cub), 2013, NEW, blue, red, black - $2349 SYM Wolf (aka Honda CB150), 2013, NEW, Tricolor, red, green, black, white - $2995 --- LANCE POWERSPORTS --Lance PCH 150, 2014, green, red or grey, $2199 Lance Cali Classic, 2013, red, blue, white or beige, - $1899 Lance Havana Classic, 2013, black, white, blue, beige, red - $1899 Lance PCH125, 2013, orange, yellow, red, black, white, $1899 PARTS AND SERVICE LEGAL Mike Padway For The Track www .ForTheTrack .com Trackside & Sportbike Performance Specialists AFM General Products Vendor Authorized Sub-Distributor of Bridgestone,Dunlop,Michelin and Pirelli Race Tires (800) 977-5909 sales@forthetrack .com Since 1956 Knucklehead Panhead Iron Sportster Shovelhead Evolution Twin Cam Multi Valve 450cc and up Cyl. boring on H.D. only 21050 Mission Blvd. Hayward, 94541 (510) 581-5315 EXPERT Service & Repair Bavarian Cycle Works specializes in new and vintage BMW, modern TRIUMPH and select motorcycle models. Our staff includes a Master Certified Technician and personnel each with over 25 years experience. Nearly all scheduled motorcycle maintenance can be completed within a one day turnaround time. All bikes kept securely indoors, day and night. Come see us! Custom Design Studios Mind-Blowing Custom Paint Since 1988 Visit Our Showroom! V-Twin Service, Repair, Parts, & Fabrication. Harley Factory Trained Tech. CYCLE SA ROCKRIDGE TWO WHEELS Need new rubber? Rockridge Two Wheels is offering a $50 mount and balance with the purchase of two tires. Factory techs. 40+ years experience. Full service facility. 510/594-0789 vespawalnutcreek .com 925 938 0600 rockridgetwowheels .com 510 594 0789 For all your Bay Area Vespa / Piaggio / Aprilia needs Santa Clara Cycle Salvage LIVE MOTO YOUR LOCAL MOTORCYCLE PERFORMANCE CENTER. OFFERING SERVICE, PARTS AND ACCESSORIES, COMPETITIVE PRICING, AND FRIENDLY ADVICE FOR YOUR MOTO LIFESTYLE. WE SPECIALIZE IN JAPANESE AND AMERICAN MOTORCYCLES AND ACCEPT ALL MAKES AND MODELS. COME IN TODAY FOR A FREE TIRE PRESSURE CHECK AND VISUAL INSPECTION. CONVENIENTLY LOCATED NEAR THE HEART OF DOWN TOWN LIVERMORE. 205 NORTH i ST LIVERMORE CA (925)292-0443 Marin Moto Works Aprilia, KTM, & BMW independent service in San Rafael. 17 years of experience and factory certified. Service, Maintenance, Engine Rebuilds, Suspension Service, Race/Tour Prep, Tires. Around the corner from Marin Speed Shop M-F 10-6pm/Sat 10-5pm 415-454-7433 Michael’s Motorsports Bavarian Cycle Works 235 Shoreline Hwy. Mill Valley CA (415) 381-5059 We’re not afraid of your old bike. BMW Motorcycle Service, Repair, Restoration Air heads, Oil Heads, Hex heads, K Bikes, F Bikes 880 Piner Rd. Ste 46 Santa Rosa, CA 95403 (707) 575-4132 ! EVERYTHING ! Late-model Japanese motorcycle parts (mostly sport bikes) 15-years and newer. Mechanical, Plastics, Wheels, Frame, Electrical Service + installation available in-house. Call us first! 701 Kings Row - Unit 39B San Jose - 408-885-1788 DNA Motor Lab, LLC. is a friendly full-service shop for all your scooter, motorcycle, and ATV needs. We can come to you or you can come to us. We do everything from simple routine maintenance to full engine teardowns to insurance jobs. Call us at 510-473-7349 or visit www .dnamotorlab .com Evolution Motorcycles Located just behind Runway 30L (San Jose Airport) at 2385 De La Cruz in Santa Clara, Owner Robert Sissons performs open crankcase surgery on Tuesdays and offers tire massage services on Wed and Fri. Drop your bike off for a day at the Spa (maybe a whole week? -when was your last service?). Call 408-453-6386 for appointment or just drop in. USED MOTORCYCLES: 1973 Norton 750 Combat Commando: Bright yellow roadster, steel tank, seatpan and sidecovers, megacycle cam, K-81’s, factory manuals, completely Rebuilt. $7500 (510)886-0229 1979 Triumph T-140D, now TR-7, Sixties baloney mufflers/ side covers. New Nikisil piston/cylinders. 2 Tanks. Superior filtration system. Original parts + Books. Bo 510-409-5329. $1800 Malaguti F12 LC Phantom Foggy Replica Limited Edition Scooter. Official Pit Bike of Ducati Race Teams. 70cc Kit (carb, cylinder, clutch, variator, exhaust) oil-injector removed, requires pre-mix. Fuel system needs cleaning. $1500. Email: scottma@benefitcosmetics .com 02 Honda RC51 SP2 2002 Honda RC51 SP2. 8K mi. Xlnt Cond w/new tires & batt, 2-Bros. Under-tail. $6850 Mendocino coast area 707-9620379 pls lv msg. RIDING SCHOOLS SCOTTS VALLEY MOTORCYCLE SERVICE CENTER ALL ASPECTS SERVICE AND REPAIR SPECIALIZING IN AMERICAN MADE CYCLES JUST OFF HIGHWAY 17 FROM EITHER SCOTTS VALLEY EXIT 4865 SCOTTS VALLEY DR. (831) 438-6300 OPEN: TUESDAY- SATURDAY 10A-5P SUNDAY NOON-5P Stompers Boots Stompers Boots is the place new and consignment motorcycle, engineer, harness, construction, linemen, and police uniform, for riding, working, playing or just having fun. We specialize in custom designed and fitted boots by Wesco, Dehner and All American Boot. 323 10th St, SF. 415-255-6422 We All Ride Motorcycle Performance Parts, Accessories, Services. Low price on Tires!!! We will PRICE MATCH with any store. Phone : 408-298-8887 1391 N. 10th St San Jose CA 95112 Email: info@motogio .com www.motogio.com Please mention this ad and you will receive an additional 5% off on your purchase. The S Shop Your main chassis shop. Suspension tuning, Suspension servicing, track prep. Call for appointments (650) 892-8855 Online at: www .thesshopstore .com 1518 francisco Blvd Pacifica, Ca 94044 HELP WANTED MOTO TIRE GUY LVA G DNA MOTOR LAB Call 415/999-4790 for a 24-hr. recorded message and a copy of the FREE REPORT. www .MotoTireGuy .com Motorcycle Tire Services San Francisco - Bay Area (415) 601-2853 Order your tires online, Zero CA sales tax plus Free UPS Ground, then have a Preferred Installer in your local area do the installation and save! Please visit website for details. Tokyo Moto POSITION #1: Experienced Mechanic, “A” Tech. • 5 years min. experience req’d. Clean driving record. • 33% commission flat rate • 50% of health insurance by co • 30 day probation period. POSITION #2: Front Counter/Parts department/Service Writer. • Hourly wage DOE. Health Insurance: 50% covered by co. • Bike sales & insurance commission. • 30 day probation period. MOTOR WORKS BMW PARTS Take a European trip this year! Visit www .motorworks .co .uk • Huge range of new and used parts and accessories for all models from 1970 onwards • UK’s largest independent, 25 years experience • Competitive prices, fast shipping • Expert and friendly advice available • Trade customers welcome Doc Wong Riding Clinics PERSONAL IMPROVEMENT Come to the FREE monthly Doc Wong Riding Clinics. www .docwong .com Eighteen years, 40,000 riders! Monkey Moto School Monkey Moto School gets people riding in just one day. Our focused, private classes and small beginner bike are the start of a proven system that will have new riders out and about on a motorcycle with confidence in short order. Available in SF (and beyond by arrangement). Call Evan to get started. 415-359-6479 monkeymotoschool .com Experienced Sales Person Needed WANTED: experienced motorcycle or automotive sales professionals - will consider all applicants. Seeking outgoing, friendly, strong people to help our customers choose the right bike for their needs. Bilingual applicants are always a plus! There are other tasks: merchandising, polishing bikes, and writing up customers etc. This is a fun place to work! Come in and fill out and application and provide a resume. MISSION MOTORCYCLES - DALY CITY The Junction If you know you can handle a real road then come up and get your reward! Slow smoked BBQ , hand pressed burgers and a long list of great beer. The Junction 47300 Mines Rd. Livermore. At the intersection of Mines & Del Puerto Canyon Roads 11-8 daily (closed Wednesdays)—10-8 weekends. Go there and go nowhere, into the middle-of . EVENT SERVICES ANNOUNCING: “DUFFYDUZZ Promotions” If you’re planning a M/C event of any sort, whether an Open House, a Special Sale Event, a Competition Event or even a Rally, a “pleasant but not pushy” voice (and your choice of music) can make a huge difference in the excitement and remembrance of your event. Have P.A. / Will Travel... I have been “The Voice” of Ducati Island at Moto G.P. (‘98 - ‘06) the Wilseyville Hare Scrambles (‘98 - ‘12) ...Most recently; La Ducati Day, La Honda, MOTORAMA Car Show, Lafayette, sub’ Announcer at Continental Sports Car Challenge Laguna Seca, Santa Rosa flattrack for Circle Bell Motorsports... and more... References and resume available. Find me on FaceBook: “Duffyduzz Promotions” for all contact info - or - call 510-292-9391 - or - E/M: duffyduzz@yahoo .com CityBike Classifieds Reach thousands of Northern California motorcyclists. Just $15 for 25 words, 25¢ each additional word. Photos add $25. Industry classifieds are a higher price. Free 25-word listing for stolen bikes. Deadline is the 3rd of each month. Just fill out the form, or copy and send it with your check, payable to CityBike PO Box 10659, Oakland CA, 94610 Name: Address: City: e-mail: Classic Japanese Motorcycle Club The Classic Japanese Motorcycle Club is dedicated to the celebration and preservation of the Classic and Vintage Japanese motorcycle. We have rides, meets, shows, swaps and can help you find and sell parts, bikes and motorcycle-related services. Members make the club function! www .CJMC .org . CLUBS Antique Motorcycle Club of America Yerba Buena Chapter of the Antique Motorcycle Club of America Motorcycle Enthusiasts dedicated to the preservation, restoration, and operation of antique motorcycles. To join or view more information about our club, visit us at www .yerbabuenaamca .org Bay Area Moto Group Ride with other local sport bike riders in the Bay Area. • Mostly sport bikes • Routes go to ALL parts of the bay area and focus on the “twisty’s” • We set a quick pace and newbies may get left behind ;) • Group riding experience is highly recommended, as is proper riding gear • We also do track days, drag races, motorcycle camping, and attend motorcycle racing events http://www .meetup .com/BayAreaMotoGroup/ Motorcycle University Anyone can ride! Everyone can ride better . Beginner: use our bike and gear to learn to ride. Advanced: have 3000 miles and a year or more of experience? These sessions will transform how you relate to your bike: body position, line selection, throttle control, aggressive braking, and how to tune your suspension. Track days: no texting drivers, no radar-operated revenue generation, no cross streets, and everyone is going the same direction. Three skill levels that include instruction and plenty of time on track. Fix Your Moto: classes on topics ranging in complexity from oil changes and tire installation to engine rebuilding and suspension modification. Literally something for everyone. Call or Click today to schedule your classes!! MotorcycleUniversity .net 415-294-5005 State: Zip: OMC The Oakland Motorcycle Club is the fourth-oldest club in the nation and celebrated 100 years of continuous operation in 2007. The OMC is dedicated to supporting the sport of motorcycle riding. We are a diverse group of male and female riders with a wide variety of motorcycles, including street, dirt, and dualsport bikes. We sponsor and organize the following annual events to which all riders are invited: Sheetiron 300 Dualsport, held in May; Three Bridge Poker Run, held in July; Jackhammer Enduro, held in October. Regular club meetings are held every Wednesday at 8:00 p.m. Guests are welcome. 742 – 45th Avenue, Oakland. (510) 534-6222. www .oaklandmc .org . Bay Area Sidecar Enthusiasts (BASE) •Whatdoesyourdogthinkaboutmotorcycling?(A:Hard to tell without a sidecar!) •Everdrivenintrafficwithafakemachine-gunmounted to your rig? •Wanttoknowhowto“flythechair”? •Maybejustwanttofindoutwhatit’sliketobea“sidecar monkey” for a day by catching a ride with us? We are a facebook-based group in the SF Bay Area filled with sidecars and the people who love them, and we’d be happy to meet you. Email pej12378@yahoo .com for more information. Port Stockton MC The Ducati Vintage Club The Ducati Vintage Club was founded to assist vintage Ducati MC (1987 and older) owners with information and resources to preserve, resurrect and bring these MC’s back to the road! Owners and enthusiasts are welcome to join. We meet once monthly at the Ducati Bike Night event and we sponsor the annual European Motorcycle Show and Swap held in March at the Santa Clara County Fairgrounds, the La Ducati Day Concorso held in LaHonda each October and more. Visit us at www .ducativintageclub .com !Two New Classes!: Knee-Down 10/5/13 <-> Wheelie Course 10/6/13. w/ Programs for Street & Track Riding. Advanced Riding School Group or Real 1on1 www.superbike-coach.com - 916.712.1817 BSA Owners Club The BSA Owners’ Club of Northern California was formed to promote the preservation and enjoyment of the motorcycles produced by the Birmingham Small Arms Company in England. Founded in 1985, the Club now has over 500 members, and has produced the monthly newsletter, The Bulletin, since the Club’s inception. Rides and activities are scheduled each month in addition to two major activities: The Clubman’s All British Weekend in the spring, and the Northern California All British Ride in the fall. Membership is open to all BSA enthusiasts. For more information: www .bsaocnc .org Darby Dan's (Sandwich Nirvana) South San Francisco Forget Togos or Subway. What you need is a real SANDWICH for lunch. Come in and revel in our famous garlic mayo, fresh ingredients, and friendly staff and walk out with a cheshire cat's smile. We do it right at 733 Airport Blvd South San Francisco 650-876-0122 WE CARRY CITYBIKE!! www.GroupRides.net GroupRides was created to be like what TV Guide has been for TV Programs. It is a calendar of group rides and moto events from many fine groups, clubs and organizations in Northern California, nicely put together for the riding community to use and enjoy. www.GroupRidesForum.net is the Forum and moto group where 1,400+ local riders enjoy the roads, the wind and the thunder of our motorcycles together. The Richmond Ramblers Motorcycle Club was established in 1944. We are chartered with the American Motorcycle Association/District 36. Our clubhouse is situated at the foot of the famous but now defunct off-road riding hills in Point Richmond. Our club exists to promote the sport and recreation of motorcycle riding. Our membership reflects a diverse interest in motorcycling but our club has a long tradition of off-road competition. Annually, we host a street ride/poker run in October and a Family Enduro in the Mendocino National forest in November. Meetings are held on the first and third Thursdays of each month at 7:00 p.m. Visitors are welcome and we invite you to come by. 818 Dornan Drive, Point Richmond, CA 94801 WWW .RRMC . CC Nor Cal Ducati DOC We are a group of enthusiasts who share a passion for the Ducati brand. We conduct weekly Ducati Bike Night dinner events throughout the greater San Francisco bay area, the yearly La Ducati Day local charity event in La Honda, track days, destination rides, and tech days. https://www .facebook .com/groups/ norcalducatidoc/ For more info: http://www .homoto .us sanfrancisco@homoto .us San Francisco Motorcycle Club San Francisco Motorcycle Club, Inc., established 1904, is the second oldest motorcycle club in the country! Our business meetings are Thursday nights at 8:30pm, and guests are always welcome. Our clubhouse is filled with motorcycling history from the last century, a pool table, foosball and pinball games, and people who currently enjoy motorcycles, dirt riding, racing, touring, riding and wrenching. Check our website for events such as club rides, socials and events, and come visit us, no matter what bike you ride! San Francisco Motorcycle Clubhouse is located at 2194 Folsom St, @ 18th St in San Francisco. www .sf-mc .org 415-863-1930 sanjose@homoto .us The Northern California Norton Owners’ Club (NCNOC) is dedicated to the preservation and enjoyment of the Norton motorcycle. Membership is open to all British Motorcycle enthusiasts and is currently $25 per year, you can join online. Our monthly rides, meetings and tech session and events are open to all members and guests see our web site calendar at www .nortonclub .com . Now celebrating our 40th year! FREE HELP WANTED ADS In our ongoing effort to support and promote local motorcycling businesses that we rely on, all motorcycle industry help wanted ads will be listed in the CityBike Classifieds Section for free. Contact us via email: info .citybike .com June 2014 | 27 | CityBike.com COME RIDE WITH US! -We are a friend and family oriented historical club of motorcycle enthusiasts. -Any make, model or style of bike is welcome. -All are invited to join us on our rides, visit our weekly meetings or become a new member. For more information: E-mail us at port-stocktonmc@webtv .net, or visit our website at port-stocktonmc@webtv .net The Richmond Ramblers Homoto is a queer and queer-friendly motorcycle club based in the San Francisco Bay Area. Our rides are sport-focused with an emphasis on safety and camaraderie. FINE DINING MISSION MOTORCYCLES EAT AT REDS JAVA HOUSE, SF. “IT’S REALLY GOOD FOOD” SAYS CITYBIKE MANAGEMENT. Exciting women-only motorcycle group in the SF Bay Area. For more info visit www .curveunit .com MOTO GIO Cycle Salvage - Hayward CrAzY Chris' SUMMER JUNK YARD SALE: 88% off almost any part that is partially destroyed or totally unusable. Serious deals on stuff that's still usable. Call today. Ask about our new line of petroleum scented personal lubricants. We’re more than breakers - we can repair your whole bike! Cycle Salvage Hayward 21065 Foothill blvd. Hayward Ca 94541 510-886-2328 Ask about our new line of petroleum scented personal lubricants . MOTORCYCLE ATTORNEY Motorcycle accidents often are serious There is an epidemic of motorcycle lawyer advertising by attorneys who brush you off on support staff or other lawyers. I’m Mike Padway. I handle a limited number of motorcycle accidents. My goal is to do the best job for you, not to handle the most cases. If your injuries are significant, why not work with an attorney who knows what he is doing, and cares? 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Put more simply, the Dons are a group of people who love riding motorcycles and come together to enjoy motorcycling, and each other’s company. All bikes are welcome! The San Jose Dons Motorcycle Club was formed in 1932, with the clubs colors of green and gold. The Dons are associated with the American Motorcycle Association (AMA). Club Meetings are held on the first and third Wednesday of each month, beginning at 7:30 PM. The last Wednesday of each month is reserved for “Putt Night” when a club member leads the group on a short destination run to a restaurant, or other point of interest. 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