don`t be a dope, always use soap!
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don`t be a dope, always use soap!
THIS COMIC BELONGS TO: COMICS BIFF! [CELEBRITY’S NAME] Occasion: BREAKFAST 2 BAM! 3 4 1 Occasion: LUNCH POW! BAM! 5 Occasion: DINNER I HATE CLEAN! HAIRYBACK! Occasion: LOO SPARKLE! Supervillain: NOGOOD! Occasion: BATH DON’T BE A DOPE, ALWAYS USE SOAP! DON’T BE A DOPE, ALWAYS USE SOAP! Put your CLEAN HANDS together for... remember, kids: water is not enough! The world’s coolest and cleanest superheroes, The School of 5, rids the world of germs and fight their archenemy Nogood! ...as you'll see in our story! the sun rises on the school of 5 secret headquarters! 2 BAM! 3 POW! ARTERS HEADQU T E R C E S 4 HAIRYBACK! it's going to be a busy day saving the world for our superheroes! the team is getting ready for breakfast! i'll fly to the shower! great, sparkle! i’ll comb my hair... i'd better get started! 5 SPARKLE! come on, biff, bam, and pow! 1 BIFF! ok, hairyback! here . . . and what are you going to do to get ready, biff ? I LOVE GERMS AND I HATE THE SCHOOL OF 5! Get ready for an exciting, fun-filled story that reveals THE SECRET of the 5 OCCASIONS! NOGOOD! DON’T BE A DOPE, ALWAYS USE SOAP! i'll wash my hands! ...we . . . i've been washing my hands with water alone for weeks to save time! ...go! hi, biff! did you wash your hands ? oh, yeah! in the lab... it's a super powder called glow germ. can you see it ? whoa! what are you putting on my hands ? yowza! i sure do! SEE? YOUR HANDS ARE STILL COVERED IN SUPER GLOW GERM POWDER! you just couldn’t see it before! WELL, LET'S PUT YOUR HANDS UNDER THIS SUPER RE VEAL-A-NATOR BLACK LIGHT! now wash your hands with water only! LET ME WASH THEM WITH LIFEBUOY RIGHT AWAY! NOW YOU will BE SURE YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN AS A DREAM! YOU'Re RIGHT! gross! SEE? NOW THERE'S NO MORE SUPER GLOW POWDER ON YOUR HANDS! cool ! can you see the super glow germ powder ? no! i told you, water alone is okay! GERMS ARE INVISIBLE AND CAN MAKE YOU SICK. GERMS ONLY GO AWAY WHEN YOU WASH YOUR HANDS WITH BOTH lifebuoy AND WATER! EWWW! YOU HAD BOOGER GERMS ON YOUR SANDWICH! AND LOO GERMS, TOO! SUPER YUCK! I'LL DO THAT FROM NOW ON BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T LIKE HAVING DIARRHEA! GOTTA RUN! NOGOOD IS NOT GOOD! WE HAVE TO GO SAVE THE WORLD NOW! SECRET ARTERS HEADQU HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON, BIFF! yeah! SO YOU CAN GO WITH US NEXT TIME! our superheroes are out to save the world, except for biff, who’s sick at the school of 5 secret headquarters ! THAT evil VILLAIN NOGOOD IS WREAKING HAVOC AGAIN! DON’T BE A DOPE, ALWAYS USE SOAP! the end! CURSES, SPARKLE! WHAT IS THAT DASTARDLY FIEND up to now ? he’s making kids’ hands dirty at every meal, so their food gets dirty, too! look, sparkle! there’s nogood right below us! behold my hypno-ray! you will forget to use l ifebuoy! let’s go get him, boys! then your hands will always be full of germs... and i love germs! toilet time isn’t safe with nogood around! he hides the soap from the kids! bwah ha ha! there’ll be no clean hands while i’m around! YOW! i just went to the loo and There’s no lifebuoy! i'll smash the ground with my super strength to create a hole for nogood! yay, sparkle! and the worst yet is bath time! i’m filling kids’ bathtubs with my gooey, germy gunk! my best idea, yet! i need lifebuoy, quick! now let's use our superpowers to create SOME SOAP AND WATER! yes ! lock arms! but no matter how they try, bam and pow can't make soap and water! our superpowers aren 't working ! here i am! i thought you were sick! biff! nogood gets washed up! the school of 5 saves the day! that 's because we don't have biff! i hate soap and water! how do we bring nogood back to headquarters ? now it's my turn to use my superpowers: blowing magical bubbles ! i feel better now, thanks ! from now on i'll always wash with lifebuoy and water! now, all three of us: lock arms! go! go! hairyback! our heroes race back to the school of 5 secret headquarters! how do we keep nogood from making everything dirty ? it 's simple! and now that our hands are clean, let's go have some fun! YOU... ... can... i have a special red band for nogood . . . are you all wearing your super red bands ? yowsah! ... it! yes! ...s o he won 't be able to do any harm ! grunt !!! well guys, do you know what time it is? it's time to wash our hands! don't be a dope, always use soap! i don 't like clean, and i don 't like fun! the end! HOW TO WASH YOUR HANDS 1 wet your hands with clean running water and apply lifebuoy soap. use warm water if it's available. 3 continue rubbing your hands for 20 seconds. need a timer ? sing the lifebuoy jingle twice ! 5 2 4 rub hands together to make a lather and scrub every area . rinse your hands under running water! dry your hands using a paper towel or an air dryer. if possible, use the towel to turn off the faucet. DON’T BE A DOPE, ALWAYS USE SOAP! kids! here's an easy way to remember when to wash with lifebuoy soap! 2 4 before lunch! after using the loo! 1 3 5 before breakfast! before dinner! and keep your whole body clean by taking daily baths! A NOT-SO-PERFECT PLAN! i’m going to make a germ-filled ball out of mud. then, i’m going to act friendly, and trick bam into playing with the ball... ...then, i'll invite bam to lunch... oh, boy! do i, nogood, love dirt and germs !!! his food will become dirty ... bam will grab his food with his dirty hands ... mud germs fly poop more germs and I have a plan... another thing i'd like is to make the school of five dirty and sick! that's because i'm e vil! an e vil plan! garbage dog drool bwah! ha! ha! bam will eat his dirty food ... ... and, later, he will get very sick! it's a perfect plan! ha!ha!ha!ha! nogood enacts his e vil plan . . . hi, bam, old buddy! give me a high five! hi, nogood! i'm glad you're a nice guy, nogood! people say you're e vil, but you seem pretty friendly to me! riiigGGHHht! i'm a very friendly guy! hey! let's play ball! i'm the nicest guy around! hey, wait! i almost Forgot! n c lea i always wash my hands with lifebuoy and water before having lunch! what ?!? i'm glad i washed my hands, because who knows where that ball has been! n c lea yeah. g g g rrreat! n c lea n c lea hey, bam, i'm hungry! let's go have lunch! my treat! heh-heh! okay! a perfect plan! ha!ha!ha!ha! hey, don't you want to finish your lunch ? i'm not hungry anymore! yay! let’s have lunch with bam! he’s is so cool! he defeated nogood’s evil plan without even knowing it! bam’s no dope, he always uses soap! the end! YOU’VE GOT POOP ON YOUR HANDS! (gross facts about going to the loo) at the school of five secret headquarters, professor hairyback explains why it's so important to wash your hands with lifebuoy and water after using the loo... ponder this: in your poop there are millions of invisible viruses and bacteria... ...and thousands of invisible parasites and worm eggs! VIRUS BACTERIA PARASITES ahem! my esteemed students, biff, bam, and pow, welcome to my lecture about . .. poop! professor hairyback, what is a parasite? first of all, let me assure you that everybody poops . . . . . . b ut not e veryone washes their hands with soap after using the loo! yuck! it's a bug or worm that feeds on your body! poop is loaded with these germs! WORM EGGS if your head itches, you scratch your head... sometimes the amount of poop is so small, you can't see it or smell it! when you wipe your heinie, some poop might Accidentally end up on your hands! but it 's there! E so, imagine that, without knowing it, you're going around with poop on your hands! ER S UP W ! ! ! W EE W now you've got poop in your hair! you get hungry and grab some food... ... now you've got poop in your mouth! no... poop! all the things you touch get contaminated with the germs from your poop... then, you give your friend a high five... . . .now your friend has poop on his hand! that just 's t grossoo ! with poop on your hair, you're a poopie head! after handling your food with dirty hands, you might be eating poop...! and remember the friend with the poop on his hands? yeah...? but wait! there's more! he might be eating it or spreading it around, too! triple yuck! so, what do we do right after we poop ? nooo... we wear gloves? very good, biff! now, let 's go wash our hands with lifebuoy and water, and then have some lunch! nooo... we smell our fingers? “TAKE A BATH, BIFF!” AFTER A LONG DAY OF FIGHTING THE EVIL SUPER VILLAIN NOGOOD, BIFF, BAM AND POW FINALLY WIN AGAINST HIM... professor hairyback! professor hairyback! i know! i know! we wash our hands with lifebuoy and water!!! after hearing all this gross stuff we don't feel like eating! the end! YOU WON’T ESCAPE US AGAIN, NOGOOD! After their cleansing and refreshing baths with lifebuoy soap and water, bam and pow meet biff at the soccer field... after a day like this, i’m tired and sweaty! me three! tired, sweaty, and smelly! me too! i feel so energized after taking a bath! i can’t wait to play soccer! biff, let’s go take a bath! yeah! borrring! i’d rather play soccer! what’s going on, biff ? me too! and i don’t smell bad anymore! yeah, biff! why aren’t you playing with our friends? nobody invited me to play! i wonder why, because i’m quite good at soccer! f! snif sniff! snif why ? well, i know you fought nogood today. that’s hard work and you must have sweat a lot! did you take a bath afterward, biff? no, why should i? taking a bath is boring! sniff! ff! sni ! iff sn f! i think you better ask sparkle! yeah! i bet she has the answer to your problem! because sweat mixes with germs that makes our bodies smell bad. so we should take baths every day to keep clean, feel confident, and smell good! you’re right! i do smell bad! snif f! sniff! sniff! biff flies back to the school of 5 secret headquarters... it’s time for you to take a bath! and baths aren’t boring, they’re fun!!! zounds! You’re right, sparkle! bath... here I come!!! bam and pow told me you’ll know why my friends don’t want to play with me anymore! i think i do! After taking a bath, biff goes back to the soccer field, where his friends welcome him to play with them... YOW! Biff is a great soccer player! and he smells good, too! DON’T BE A DOPE, ALWAYS USE LIFEBUOY IN YOUR DAILY BATH!