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Here - New Zealand Listener
SATURDAY DECEMBER 19 TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.00 Te Karere (R, C) 6.30 Hyundai Country Calendar (G, R, HD, C) 7.00 Mucking In (G, R, C) 7.30 Infomercials 9.00 Tagata Pasifika (HD) 9.30 Come Dine with Me UK (PGR, R) Noon Who’s Doing the Dishes? (G, R) 1.00 ■ Meet the Frockers (PGR, C) Today: Lisa tries to find a perfect frock in three days. 1.30 There & Back (G, R, C) Matt Gibb investigates the people and places behind the television moments that put New Zealand towns on the map. 2.00 RPA (PGR, C) Today: A 26-year-old seeks advice about a lump. 3.00 The Force (PGR, R, C) Today: A crocodile stalks fishermen. 3.30 Border Patrol (G, R, HD, C) Heart Patient: Officers make a major haul. 4.00 Miguel’s Feasts (G) Australian cooking series. Today: Miguel heads to the Snowy Mountains. 4.30 Renovation King (G) Toilet Sanctuary: Heidi is a very busy mum with three kids under the age of eight. 5.00 The ITM Fishing Show (G, C) Matt Watson revisits some of the show’s classic episodes. 6.00 ONE News (C) 7.00 MasterChef Australia (C) Tonight: Maggie Beer returns to the MasterChef kitchen as the 19 contestants face another mystery box challenge. (Includes Lotto at 8.00pm.) 8.40 Doc Martin (PGR, C, AD) Tonight: Louisa and Martin attend their first therapy session together, and Mrs Tishell is surprised when her husband, Clive, returns and tells her he wants to give things another go. 9.45 Vera (AO, R, C, AD) Protected: A young property developer dies on a beach in Whitley Bay and Vera’s suspects include his father, step-mother, brother and an estranged sister. 11.40 Call the Midwife (PGR, R, C, AD) Christmas Special 2013: Shelagh agonises over her decision to leave the convent and marry Dr Turner, and an unexploded bomb is discovered near the convent. 1.20am Emmerdale (PGR, R, C) 2.35 Neighbourhood (G, R, HD, C) 3.05 Homefront Extra (G, R) 3.15 Infomercials 3.50 – 6.00 Soccer English Premier League, Southampton v Tottenham, live. 6.00 Sooty (G, C) 6.10 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West (G, R) 6.35 PAW Patrol (G, R, C) 6.55 The Amazing World of Gumball (G, C) 7.20 Gravity Falls (G, C) 7.45 Pokemon XY (G, C) 8.10 Transformers: Robots in Disguise (G, C) 8.40 Adventure Time (G, R, C) 9.05 Breadwinners (G, C) 9.35 Lab Rats (G, C) 10.00 2Kaha (PGR) 10.30 Step by Step (G, R, C) 11.00 Full House (G, R, C) 11.30 ■ Family Matters (G) Noon Red Band Society (PGR) 1.00 ■ The Shaggy Dog (2006, PGR, R, C) A lawyer is transformed into a sheepdog. Tim Allen. 3.00 Black-ish (PGR, C) 3.30 The Neighbors (PGR, R, C) 4.00 The Amazing Race (G, R, C) 5.00 ■ America’s Funniest Home Videos (G, R, C) 5.30 My Wife and Kids (G, R, C) Jr’s Risky Business (Part 2): Michael and Jay find Junior and his girlfriend in their bed. 6.00 How Murray Saved Christmas (G, R, C) A cranky deli owner is forced to fill in for Santa at Christmas and ends up doing a weirdly wonderful job. Voices of Sean Hayes, Jerry Stiller, Jason Alexander. 7.00 ■ Saving Santa (2013, G, C, AD) A hapless stable elf dreams of becoming a noted inventor, and after Santa’s rival hatches a plan to steal his sleigh, the elf must travel back in time to save Christmas. Voices of Newell Alexander, Noel Clarke, Joan Collins. 8.35 ■ Bringing Down the House (2003, AO, R, C) A middleclass white man invites his internet date to stay at his house, unaware that she is a prison escapee. Steve Martin, Queen Latifah. 10.45 ■ Mud (2013, AO, C) Two boys find a fugitive hiding out on an island in the Mississippi. Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon, Tye Sheridan. Films, page 63 1.30am ■ Elephant White (2011, AO, R, C) An assassin is hired by a businessman to avenge the murder of his daughter. Djimon Hounsou, Kevin Bacon. 3.10 Marvel Studios: Assembling a Universe (PGR, R) 3.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (AO, R) 4.40 Anger Management (PGR, R) 5.05 2Kaha (PGR, R) 5.30 – 6.00 It Is Written ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM 68 LIST FTA 1912_FINAL.indd 68 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Charles Stanley (R) 6.30 Rheem Outdoors with Geoff (G, R, HD) 7.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’ (G, R, HD) 7.30 Infomercials 9.30 American Dream Builders (G, R, HD, C) 10.30 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Home Cooking (PGR, R, C) 11.00 Survivor: Caramoan (G, R, HD) Noon The Real Housewives of New Jersey (PGR, R) 1.00 America’s Next Top Model: Guys & Girls (PGR, R, HD, C) 2.00 Flipping Out (G, C) 3.00 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home (G, R, C) 4.00 Grand Designs (G, R, C) 5.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’ (G, HD) 5.30 The Simpsons (G, R, HD, C) 6.00 3 News 7.00 ■ Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992, G, R, C) A boy stranded in New York City battles two familiar thieves. Macaulay Culkin. Films, page 63 9.35 Ed Sheeran: Live at Wembley Stadium (HD, C) Singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran performs at London’s Wembley Stadium. 10.45 Blue Bloods (AO, HD, C) Loss of Faith: A young Catholic woman is murdered. 11.45 Hannibal (AO, HD, C) Contorno: Crawford and Pazzi seek clues that will lead them to Hannibal. 12.30am Infomercials 5.00 Hillsong (G, R) 5.30 – 6.00 Charles Stanley (R) FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.00 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Barney & Friends (G, R) 3.30 Infomercials 4.30 Drake and Josh (G, R) 5.00 Mr Young (G, R) 5.30 Victorious (G, R) 6.00 iCarly (G, R) iMust Have Locker 239: When Sam and Freddie both win a contest for the best locker in school, they are forced to share the same locker, and Carly asks Spencer to give her art lessons. 6.30 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) A fast-paced clip show. 7.00 Top Chef Masters (G, R) Asian Night Market: The chefs create an American cuisine with an Asian spin. 8.00 American Ninja Warrior (G, R) Las Vegas Finals: Contestants tackle the ultimate obstacle course for the chance to travel to Japan to tackle the obstacle course from the original series. 10.55 South Park (AO, R) Coon 2: Hindsight: The Coon leads a group of crime fighters who spring into action to help victims of another drilling catastrophe in the Gulf. 11.25 – 6.00am Infomercials Prime: Harry Brown, 9.45pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 Noon 2.30 3.30 Home Shopping The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R) Keeping It Pure (G, R) British Gardens in Time (G, R) 4.30 Sachie’s Kitchen (G, R) 5.00 Ados Addicted to Fishing (G, R) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 Airline (G) 6.30 Animal Airport (G) 7.00 University Challenge (G) 7.30 New Tricks (PGR) The English Defence: A teen is linked to an old murder. 8.40 ■ The Mystery of Murder (AO) A UK series that investigates the minds of murderers to find out whether or not people are born to kill. 9.45 ■ Harry Brown (2009, AO, R) An elderly ex-marine’s best friend is murdered. Michael Caine, Emily Mortimer. 11.55 Cricket Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day two. 12.25am 60 Minutes (PGR, R) 1.25 – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 6.30 Pukoro (G, R) 7.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R) 7.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha (G, R) 8.00 Pukana (G, R) 8.30 Te Kaea (R) 9.00 Patapatai (G, R) 9.30 The Native Diet (G, R) 10.00 Toku Reo (G, R) 2.00 Kina’s K9s (G, R) 2.30 Hoiho (G, R) 3.00 Fitness in the Whare (G, R) 3.30 The Rugby Show (G, R) 5.00 Native Kitchen (G, R) 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 ■ Taniwha Rau (G, R) 7.00 The Zoo (G) 7.30 Nuttiest Nutcracker (G, R) A group of fruit and veges must try to stop a rodent destroying Christmas. Voices of Debi Derryberry, Jim Belushi, Phyllis Diller. 8.30 ■ Indochine (1992, PGR, R) In colonial-era Vietnam, a French naval captain forms a romantic triangle with a plantation owner and her adopted daughter. Catherine Deneuve, Vincent Perez. 11.25 – 11.55 Te Kaea (R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition LISTENER DECEMBER 19, 2015 9/12/2015 2:54 pm SATURDAY DECEMBER 19 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.30 The Giver (2014, M) Brenton Thwaites. 8.05 If I Stay (2014, M) Chloë Grace Moretz. 9.50 All Is Lost (2013, M) Robert Redford. 11.35 Bad Neighbours (2014, 16) Seth Rogen. 1.10 Bad Blood (2014, 16) Abigail Breslin. 2.40 The Giver (2014, M) Brenton Thwaites. 4.20 Red 2 (2013, M) Retired spies track down a nuclear device. Bruce Willis. 6.15 American Sniper (2014, 16) Based on the story of Navy Seal sniper Chris Kyle. Bradley Cooper. 8.30 The Cobbler (2014, M) A shoemaker learns that walking in another man’s shoes is the only way he can discover who he really is. Adam Sandler. 10.15 The Maze Runner (2014, M) A boy wakes up at the epicentre of a vast maze. Dylan O’Brien. 12.10am No Good Deed (2014, 16) 1.35 American Sniper (2014, 16) 4.10 Out of the Furnace (2013, 16) 6.25 7.10 American Violet (2008, M) Nicole Beharie. 8.10 Birdman (2014, 16) Michael Keaton. 10.10 The Food Guide to Love (2013, M) Richard Coyle. 11.40 Devil’s Knot (2013, M) Colin Firth. 1.35 Mini-series: Jamaica Inn (2014, M, part 1) Jessica Brown Findlay. 3.05 Birdman (2014, 16) Michael Keaton. 5.05 I Think I Do (2013, PG) Mia Kirschner. 6.35 Wild (2014, 16) Based on the story of Cheryl Strayed and her 1770km hike on the Pacific Crest Trail. Reese Witherspoon. 8.30 The Theory of Everything (2014, M) Based on the life of Stephen Hawking and his relationship with his wife, Jane Wilde. Eddie Redmayne, Felicity Jones. 10.35 The Immigrant (2014, M) Marion Cotillard. 12.30am Trust Me (2013, M) 1.55 I Think I Do (2013, PG) 3.30 Wild (2014, 16) 5.25 Biography: Reese Witherspoon (PG) The Graduate (1967, M) Dustin Hoffman. 8.55 Buffalo Bill and the Indians (1976, PG) Paul Newman. 10.55 The Day of the Jackal (1973, PG) Edward Fox. 1.15 Under the Cherry Moon (1986, M) Prince. 2.55 Trial by Jury (1994, M) Joanne Whalley. 4.40 Wild Bill (2011, M) Charlie Creed-Miles. 6.20 Dolores Claiborne (1995, 16) A reporter’s mother is arrested for murder. Kathy Bates. 8.30 Misery (1990, M) A bestselling novelist is rescued by his selfproclaimed, number one fan after he is involved in a car crash. Kathy Bates, James Caan. 10.15 Porky’s (1982, 16) Six oversexed students seek revenge on a nightclub owner. Dan Monahan. 11.55 Porky’s II: The Next Day (1983, 18) Dan Monahan. 1.30am Porky’s Revenge (1985, 18) 3.00 Forced Vengeance (1982, 18) 4.55 Misery (1990, M) GENERAL UKTV SKY 007 6.00 Ripper Street (16) 6.50 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.20 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 9.25 The Bill Marathon (M) 1.35 Stella (M) 2.25 Casualty (PG) Broken Heart Syndrome: Nylon gets Jordan to visit him in the young offenders’ institute. 3.20 A Touch of Frost (M) Line of Fire (Part 2): Suspicious deaths occur at a power station. 4.45 Pointless (PG) 5.40 Inspector Morse (M) The Daughters of Cain: A routine investigation for Morse and Lewis gets complicated as they unravel a story of undergraduate suicide and drugs. 7.35 Critical (16) Tonight: Stretched to the limit, the team hit the road to treat multiple victims involved in a traffic accident, and Fiona tries to keep her engagement a secret. 8.30 Midsomer Murders (M) Things That Go Bump in the Night: DCI Barnaby heads to Fletcher’s Cross to investigate the murder of an undertaker whose body was found in his own funeral parlour. 10.15 Father Brown (M) The Bride of Christ: After two nuns die in mysterious circumstances, Father Brown investigates with the aid of Sister Boniface, an eager young fan of detective novels. 11.15 Ripper Street Marathon (16) Season two of the drama series set in Whitechapel in the years following the infamous Jack the Ripper murders. DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY1 1912_FINAL.indd 69 Healing (2014, M) Don Hany. Mr Morgan’s Last Love (2013, M) Michael Caine. 10.35 Cut Snake (2014, 16) Alex Russell. 12.10 Generation Iron (2013, M) US documentary. 1.55 El Limpiador (2012, 16) Adrian Du Bois. 3.30 The Culture High (2014, M) US documentary. 5.30 Palo Alto (2014, 16) A highschool girl is torn between the coast and a crush. Emma Roberts, James Franco. 7.10 A Song for Jenny (2015, M) A woman searches for her daughter. Emily Watson. 8.30 Little Accidents (2014, M) The disappearance of a boy draws three people together. Elizabeth Banks. 10.15 The Returned (16) Milan: Julie, Victor, Camille and Claire grow used to life as refugees. 11.15 Mr Jones (2013, M) Jon Foster, Sarah Jones. 12.40am The Desert (2013, M) 2.20 Generation Iron (M) 4.05 El Limpiador (2012, 16) 5.40 The Culture High (M) The Changing Face of … Arnold Schwarzenegger 12.00am Felix Vallotton: Life at a Distance 1.00 In the Footsteps of Famous Composers 3.00 Movie Stars 3.30 The Chair 4.30 Eric Clapton: Planes, Trains & Eric Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 8.30 World’s Wildest City 9.00 The Water Brothers 9.30 Jamie’s Food Escapes 10.30 Buying the Bayou 11.00 House Crashers 11.30 Auction Kings Noon My Dream Derelict Home 1.00 Gardeners’ World 1.30 Better Homes and Gardens 3.00 Auction 3.30 Kitchen Crashers 4.00 Liberty of London 5.00 10 Years Younger UK 6.00 Travels with the Bondi Vet 6.30 Talk to the Animals 7.30 Badgers: Secrets of the Sett (G) Cameras follow a badger family over a year. 8.30 Mad Dogs (AO) UK drama about four friends who visit an old friend in Majorca. 10.05 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge (PGR) 11.00 Liberty of London 12.00am 10 Years Younger UK 1.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge (PGR) 2.00 Talk to the Animals 3.00 Mad Dogs (AO) 4.30 Buying the Bayou 5.00 Kitchen Crashers 5.30 Auction 6.35 8.35 SoHo SKY 010 Sky Premiere: American Sniper, 6.15pm Living SKY 017 6.00 Long Lost Family 6.50 Cash in the Attic 7.40 Kirstie’s Vintage Christmas 8.35 Back in Time for Dinner 9.30 Selling Houses Australia 11.20 Homes Under the Hammer 12.20 Long Lost Family 1.15 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners: Country House Rescue 2.10 Kirstie’s Homemade Christmas 3.05 The House That £100K Built 4.05 Country House Sunday 5.00 Gardening Australia 6.00 Love Your Garden 7.00 The Dales with Ade Edmondson 7.30 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 8.30 Great Christmas Light Fight 9.30 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home 10.30 Tudor Monastery Farm Christmas 11.30 Sandcastles 12.30am A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 1.20 Gardening Australia 2.20 Love Your Garden 3.15 The Dales with Ade Edmondson 3.40 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home 4.35 Sandcastles 5.30 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.00 Mammon (M) 7.00 Fake or Fortune? 8.00 Live from the Artists Den 9.00 Playhouse Presents (PG) 9.30 ■ The Blues: The Road to Memphis (2003, G) 11.00 Movie Stars: Matthew McConaughey 11.30 The Art of Australia 12.30 Exhibition on Screen: Munch 150 2.00 Mammon (M) 3.00 Fake or Fortune? 4.00 Felix Vallotton: Life at a Distance 5.00 In the Footsteps of Famous Composers 7.00 Movie Stars: Angelina Jolie 7.30 The Chair 8.30 Eric Clapton: Planes, Trains & Eric 10.00 Rockwiz 11.00 6.00 Queer as Folk Marathon (18) 9.05 Banshee Marathon (18) 1.20 The Leftovers Marathon (16) Season two of the US drama series. 6.20 The Leftovers (16) Lens: Nora and Erika face some painful questions about their losses and lives. 7.20 The Leftovers (16) A Most Powerful Adversary: Nora gives Kevin and Jill news they weren’t expecting. 8.20 The Leftovers (16) International Assassin: Kevin attempts to vanquish Patti on an unexpected battlefield. 9.20 The Leftovers (16) Ten Thirteen: A personal loss and pilgrimage to Miracle offer clues into Meg’s transformation. 10.20 The Leftovers (16) I Live Here Now: Miracle is rocked by insurgency on the fourth anniversary of the Departure. 11.20 Banshee Marathon (18) 3.45am Queer as Folk Marathon (18) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Click 7.00 BBC World News 7.10 World Features 7.30 Health Check 8.00 BBC World News 8.10 Football Focus 8.30 Sue Lloyd-Roberts Remembered 9.00 BBC World News 9.10 Nobel Minds Debate 10.00 BBC World News 10.10 Africa Business Report 10.30 Newsnight 11.00 BBC World News 12.10 World Features 1.00 BBC World News 1.15 Sport Today 1.30 The Travel Show 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Dateline London 3.00 BBC World News 3.10 The Ascent of Woman 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Health Check 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Artsnight 6.00 BBC World News 6.10 Africa Business Report 6.30 The Travel Show 7.00 BBC World News 7.15 Sport Today 7.30 Click 8.00 BBC World News 8.10 Nobel Minds Debate 9.00 World News Today 9.30 Dateline London 10.00 BBC World News 11.10 World Features 11.30 Artsnight 12.00am BBC World News 1.30 Dateline London 2.00 BBC World News 2.10 Nobel Minds Debate 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Health Check 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Click 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Politics Europe 69 9/12/2015 2:55 pm SATURDAY DECEMBER 19 SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.00 The Crowd Goes Wild 6.30 Squash, PSA women’s World C’ship, finals. 8.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day one, last 2 hours. 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day two, live. 12.35 The Cricket Show 1.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day two, live. 6.15 Surfing, WSL World C’ship, Rio Pro. 7.15 A-League, Phoenix v Sydney FC, live. 9.30 A-League, Melbourne City v Melbourne Victory, live. 11.40 A-League, Perth Glory v Western Sydney Wanderers, live. 2.00am Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day two. 2.30 NBL, Townsville v Perth. 4.30 T20 Big Bash, Heat v Renegades. 5.00 T20 Big Bash, Strikers v Stars. 5.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day two. Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 Surfing, World League, Margaret River Pro. 7.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day one. 7.30 The Cricket Show 8.00 Darts, World C’ship, day two, day session, live. Noon Sky Sport 365 12.30 Squash, PSA Women’s World C’ship, finals. 2.00 Golf Central 3.00 Sky Sports UK News 3.30 NBL, Illawarra Hawks v Sydney Kings. 5.30 The ITM Fishing Show 6.30 Golf Central 7.00 The Cricket Show 7.30 Fox Sports News 8.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day two. 8.35 The Cricket Show 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Brisbane Heat v Melbourne Renegades, live. 12.35am Ultimate Insider 1.00 Golf Central 2.00 Darts, World C’ship, day three, live. FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO BBC Knowledge: Attenborough’s Fabulous Frogs, 8.30pm replay. 7.30 FIM Super Enduro. 8.00 UFC Fight Night, the Ultimate Fighter 22 Finale, Frankie Edgar v Chad Mendes, replay. 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day two. 10.30 FIM Super Enduro. 11.00 Fox Sports News 11.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day two, last 2 hours. 1.30am Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Strikers v Stars. 2.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 2.30 A-League, Phoenix v Sydney FC. 3.00 A-League, Melbourne City v Melbourne Victory. 5.00 IAAF Diamond League Review ESPN SKY 061 6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Strikers v Stars, replay. 9.30 The Cricket Show 10.00 Sky Sport 365 10.30 New Zealand, Land of Rugby 11.00 Soccer, A-League, Newcastle Jets v Adelaide United. 1.00 Rugby, World Cup, final, All Blacks v Australia, replay. 3.30 Golf World 4.00 New Zealand, Land of Rugby 4.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Strikers v Stars. 5.00 NBL, grand final, Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers, 6.00 Boxing, Premier Champions. 7.30 Athletics, World Mountain Running C’ships. 8.30 NFL Insiders 9.30 NFL Live 10.30 Highly Questionable 11.00 SportsNation Noon SportsCenter 1.30 NBA Countdown 2.00 NBA, LA Clippers v San Antonio Spurs, live. 4.30 NBA, New Orleans Pelicans v Phoenix Suns, live. 7.00 Gridiron, NCAA, semifinal, delayed. 9.00 NBA Action 9.30 Pardon the Interruption 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NFL Films 11.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Division III, delayed. 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 NBA Finals Films 3.00 ESPN FC 3.30 Planet Speed 4.00 Basketball, NBA, Los Angeles Clippers v San Antonio Spurs. DOCUMENTARIES History SKY 073 Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 6.00 Tickle (M) 6.30 MythBusters (PG) 8.30 ET Fishing Escapes (PG) 9.25 Running Wild with Bear Grylls (M) 10.20 River Monsters: Face Ripper (M) 11.15 The Pool Master (PG) 12.10 Ice Lake Rebels (M) 1.05 MythBusters (PG) 2.00 The Definitive Guide to Aliens (PG) 2.55 Unravelling the Cosmos (PG) 3.50 Yukon Men (M) 4.45 MythBusters (PG) 5.40 Running Wild with Bear Grylls (M) 6.35 Salvage Hunters (PG) 7.30 Treehouse Masters (PG) 8.30 Redwood Kings (PG) 9.30 Predators Up Close with Joel Lambert (PG) 10.30 Auction Hunters (PG) 11.00 Revealed: China’s Eco Drive (PG) 12.00am Dual Survival (M) 12.55 Alaska: The Last Frontier (M) 1.50 Man Made Marvels (PG) 2.45 Moonshiners (M) 3.40 Auction Hunters (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 MythBusters (PG) 6.30 The Making of the Mob: New York (PG) 7.30 Bones of the Buddha (PG) 8.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 9.30 The History of Christianity (PG) 10.30 Time Team 11.30 The Man Who Shot the Great War (PG) 12.30 Memory of the Camps (PG) 1.30 Vietnam Lost Films in HD (M) 2.30 The Making of the Mob: New York (PG) 3.30 Bones of the Buddha (PG) 4.30 Al Capone: Icon (M) 5.30 Who Were the Ancient Greeks? (PG) 6.30 The Secrets of Quantum Physics (PG) 7.30 The Mummified Maori Head of Rouen (PG) 8.30 The Space Age: NASA’s Story (PG) Triumph & Tragedy: Offers a fresh look at NASA. 9.30 The Hittites (PG) The Hittite Empire was a major force. 11.30 Stonehenge 12.30am Nazi Secret Files (PG) 1.30 Monsters & Mysteries (PG) 2.30 Ancient Aliens (PG) 3.30 The Mummified Maori Head of Rouen (PG) 4.30 The Space Age: NASA’s Story (PG) 5.30 The Hittites (PG) National Geographic SKY 072 BBC Knowledge SKY 074 Discovery SKY 070 6.30 Man v Viral (M) 7.30 Brain Games (PG) 9.30 Science of Stupid (M) 11.30 Breakthrough (PG) 12.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 2.30 Situation Critical (M) 3.30 JFK: The Final Hours (M) 5.15 Seconds from Disaster (PG) Space Shuttle Challenger 6.30 Disaster Earth (PG) Earthquake: A megathrust is the largest earthquake possible. 7.30 Outback Wrangler (PG) A Truckload of Crocs (Part 1): Marty River has the greatest density of saltwater crocs in Australia. 8.00 Australia’s Inferno (M) Delves into the devastating fury of Australian bushfires. 9.00 Storm Hunters (PG) Follows adventurer Mark Robinson as he takes on some of the most dangerous storms ever captured on film. 10.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 11.30 Drugs Inc. Marathon (M) 4.30am Underworld Inc. (M) 5.30 Catacombs of Palermo (PG) 70 LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 70 6.35 Doctors of London (M) 7.30 The Private Life of Plants (PG) 8.25 Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve (M) 9.25 John Bishop’s Australia (M) 10.20 Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) Noon Top Gear Marathon (PG) 6.35 An Idiot Abroad (M) Venice & Macedonia 7.30 The Private Life of Plants (PG) 8.30 Attenborough’s Fabulous Frogs (PG) David Attenborough explores the weird and wonderful world of frogs, revealing their ability to live in extreme places. 9.35 Attenborough’s Ark (PG) Sir David chooses 10 animals he would like to save from extinction. 10.35 Top Gear (PG) 11.45 Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) 1.25am Indian Ocean with Simon Reeve (M) 2.25 John Bishop’s Australia (M) 3.20 An Idiot Abroad (M) 4.15 The Private Life of Plants (PG) 5.10 Attenborough’s Fabulous Frogs (PG) 6.08 Storytime ([email protected]) 7.08 Country Life (RNZ) ([email protected]) 8.10 Saturday Morning with Kim Hill (RNZ) ([email protected]) 12.11 This Way Up with Simon Morton (RNZ) ([email protected]) 2.05 Music 101 with Emma Smith ([email protected]) 5.11 Focus on Politics (RNZ) 5.45 Tagata o te Moana Pacific news, features, interviews and music (RNZ) 6.06 Great Encounters Interviews selected from througout the week (RNZ) 7.06 Saturday Night An evening of requests, nostalgia and musical memories (RNZ) 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05 Music After Midnight; 12.30 History Repeated (RNZ); 1.05 Our Changing World (RNZ); 2.05 Spiritual Outlook (RNZ); 2.35 Hymns on Sunday; 3.05 Antarctic Souvenir, by J Edward Brown (RNZ); 3.30 Te Waonui a Te Manu Korihi (RNZ); 4.30 Science in Action (BBC); 5.10 Go Ahead Caller; 5.45 NZ Society (RNZ) Details available at radionz.co.nz RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon, 3.00, 6.00, 11.00pm 6.00 Classic Morning Includes News and Weather 9.00 The Best of Upbeat with Eva Radich (RNZ) 10.00 Your Choice (Box 123, Wellington or [email protected]) Noon The RNZ Concert Classical Chart 1.00 Night Lights Classic Jazz Hosted by David Brent Johnson. Today: Live at Cafe Bohemia, Hardbop in the Heart of Greenwich Village (12 of 12, WFIU) 2.00 Global Sounds Indigenous music from around the world 3.00 Saturday Concert Jian Liu (pno), New Zealand School of Music Orch/Kenneth Young (RNZ) 4.50 For the Young 6.00 Made in New Zealand NZ performers and composers 7.00 Vocalied The World of Song 8.00 Music Alive A Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols: Choir of King’s College, Cambridge/Stephen Cleobury, Ben-San Lau (org) – The traditional Christmas service, from the chapel in which it was first conceived in 1918, with readings from choir members, Cambridge residents and the clergy of King’s College 9.40 Instrumental Lessons Ariosti: Lesson No 1 in E flat, Thomas Georgi (vla d’amore), Lucas Harris (archlute), Joëlle Morton (vla da gamba); Nares: Lesson No 2 in D, Julian Perkins (hpschd) 10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 Tony Murrell Noon Brendan Telfer 6.00 3 News 7.00 The Nation 8.00 Graeme Hill 12.00am Emma Lange Newstalk ZB 6.00 Jason Pine All Sport Breakfast 9.00 Jack Tame Noon Veitch on Sport 6.00 Bruce Russell 12.00am Tim Beveridge LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 2:56 pm SUNDAY DECEMBER 20 TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.00 6.25 7.10 7.35 8.00 8.30 9.00 Tux Wonder Dogs (G, R, C) ■ Hooked in NZ (G, R, C) Are We There Yet? (G, R, C) Tagata Pasifika (R, HD) Praise Be (G) Attitude (G, R, HD, C, AD) How to Look at a Painting (G, R, C) 9.30 Going Going Gone (G, R, C) 10.00 Waka Huia Today: Margaret Mutu (Ngati Kahu). 10.30 Marae (G, R) Today: Best of Marae. 11.00 Neighbourhood (G, R, HD, C) Today: Sia Trokenheim hosts a tour of Pakuranga Heights. 11.30 The Claim Game (G, R, C) 11.55 Martin Clunes: Heavy Horsepower (G, R, C) Martin Clunes examines the role of the working horse 12.55 Undercover Boss (PGR, R, C) 1.50 The Art of the Architect (G, R, C) 2.50 Britain’s Biggest Hoarders (G, R, C) 3.55 Gadget Man (G, R, C) 4.25 ■ Paul O’Grady: For the Love of Dogs (G, R, C) Today: A two-year-old labrador cross is brought into Battersea. 4.55 Supergiant Animals (G, R, C, AD) Steve Backshall looks at supergiant animals around the world. 6.00 ONE News (C) 7.00 Border Security (C) Tonight: An elderly man is caught delivering a suitcase with a concealing a shocking secret. 7.30 ■ David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies (G, C, AD) The First to Fly: Sir David Attenborough looks into how the first flyers evolved and witnesses stage beetles taking to the air in Borneo. 8.40 ■ Call the Midwife (PGR, C, AD) Tonight: Trixie and Sister Mary Cynthia team up to support a deaf mother-to-be, while another patient causes concern when a case of morning sickness proves more serious than suspected. 9.45 ■ Love Child (AO, C, AD) Tonight: Joan makes a terrible choice to save her husband; Matron fights for the maternity home; and McNaughton makes a decision that has a drastic impact on Joan and Jim’. 10.45 Happy Valley (AO, R, C, AD) Tonight: PC McAskill hears muffled sounds coming from the back of a van. 11.45 Mr Selfridge (G, R, HD, C) Tonight: England declares war on Germany. 12.35am Being Me (G, R, C) 1.00 Emmerdale (PGR, R, C) 3.00 Marae (G, R) 3.30 – 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 6.20 6.50 7.10 Doc McStuffins (G, R, C) Art Attack (G, C) Octonauts (C) The Tom and Jerry Show (G, R, C) 7.35 Kung Fu Panda (G, R, C) 8.00 ■ My Little Pony: Equestria Girls – Friendship Games (2015, G, C) Rival schools face off in a series of sporting events. Voice of Tara Strong. 9.10 Lab Rats (G, C) 10.00 My Kitchen Rules New Zealand (G, R, HD, C) Noon ■ Shortland Street (PGR, R, HD, C, AD) 1.30 Melissa & Joey (PGR, R, C) 2.30 ■ Home and Away (R, C) 5.50 Missing Christmas (G, R, C, AD) On an island, a Kiwi boy vows to get Santa Claus’s attention and bring Christmas to his overlooked corner of the world. Voices of Temuera Morrison, Rhys Darby. 6.20 The Smurfs: A Christmas Carol (G, C) The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future try to teach Grouchy to appreciate Christmas. Voices of George Lopez, Fred Armisen, Hank Azaria. 6.50 ■ The Santa Clause (1994, G, R, C) A man gradually transforms into Santa Claus after the original is involved in an accident on Christmas Eve. Tim Allen, Eric Lloyd, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson. 8.45 ■ Four Holidays (2008, AO, R, C, AD) When a couple are grounded by fog on Christmas morning they are forced to accept their families’ invitations to attend the festive celebrations they had been avoiding. Reese Witherspoon, Vince Vaughn, Mary Steenburgen, Robert Duvall, Sissy Spacek. 10.30 ■ Constantine (AO, C) Waiting for the Man: John and Zed return to New Orleans when Detective Jim Corrigan asks for their help in the case of a missing girl. 11.30 ■ The Woman in Black (2012, AO, R, C) A young recently widowed lawyer is ordered to travel to a remote village to examine the documents of a deceased woman’s house. Daniel Radcliffe, Janet McTeer, Ciarán Hinds. 1.10am Mini-series: Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (AO, R, C) 2.35 Ten 7 Summer (PGR) 3.00 Infomercials 3.30 The Jeremy Kyle Show (AO, R) 4.15 It Is Written (R) 4.45 ■ Hart of Dixie (G, R, C) 5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM DECEMBER 19, 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST FTA 1912_FINAL.indd 71 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 6.30 7.00 8.00 Life TV (G, R) Brian Houston (G, R) Charles Stanley (G, R) Universal Church of the Kingdom of God (G, R) 8.30 Turning Point (G, R) 9.00 Both Worlds (G, R, HD, C) 9.25 3D (R, HD, C) 9.50 Re-Think (HD) 10.20 Food Glorious Food (G, R) 11.10 Native Kitchen (G, R, HD, C) 11.35 Whale Adventures with Nigel Marven (G, R, HD, C) 12.30 Storage Hunters (PGR, R, HD) 1.00 Motorsport NHRA Mello Yello Drag Racing Series, round 20, highlights. 2.00 Car Culture (HD) 2.30 Motorsport Rallycross World Championship, round 12. 3.30 Motorsport Formula Drift, Long Beach, round one. 4.00 Motorsport NZ V8 Touring Cars, Hampton Downs, round three. 5.00 Ice Road Truckers (G, R, HD, C) 6.00 3 News 7.00 ■ Nanny McPhee (2005, G, R, C) A magic nanny turns up to help a widower with his seven unruly children. Emma Thompson, Colin Firth. Films, page 63 8.55 ■ Morning Glory (2010, HD, C) A TV producer tries to save her show. Rachel McAdams. 11.10 ■ Seasons of Love (2014, HD) Two people struggle to find love against the odds. AJ Ackleson. 1.00am Infomercials 5.30 – 6.00 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV (G, R) FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes Noon Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Barney & Friends (G, R) 3.30 Infomercials 4.35 Drake and Josh (G, R) 5.05 Entertainment Tonight Weekend (G) 6.05 iCarly (G, R) iTwins: Freddie tries to prove that Melanie, Sam’s twin sister, is just Sam in disguise. 6.35 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 7.05 Beauty and the Geek Australia (G, R) Tonight: The beauties are put through their paces at vet school, while the geeks are thrown into the world of live TV. 8.00 Community (PGR, R) Paranormal Parentage: After Pierce locks himself in his panic room, the group searches for the code to the closed door. 8.30 ■ Fools Rush In (1997, AO, R, C) A couple decide to get married after a one-night stand leads to a pregnancy. Matthew Perry, Salma Hayek, Jon Tenney, Angelina Torres. 10.40 Entertainment Tonight Weekend (G) 11.35 – 6.00am Infomercials Prime: Nigellissima Christmas Special, 8.30pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 10.30 Noon 1.05 2.00 2.30 Religious Programming (G) Sport Box (G) Death in Paradise (PGR, R) Mayday (PGR, R) The Odd Couple (PGR, R) Dogs: Their Secret Lives (G, R) 3.30 Bondi Rescue (PGR, R) 4.00 Great British Food Revival (G, R) 4.30 British Gardens in Time (G, R) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 The Taste (G) 7.00 Storage Wars (G) 7.30 Coast Australia (G, R) Sydney: Explores the network of fortification to protect ‘Fortress Sydney’. 8.30 Nigellissima Christmas Special (G) Nigella Lawson cooks an Italian festive feast. 9.45 Best of Bones (PGR, R) The Eye in the Sky: A gambler’s murder is investigated. 10.45 Cricket Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day three. 11.15 Psych (PGR) 12.10am Vegas (PGR, R) 1.05 – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 10.00 Korero Mai (G, R) 11.30 Te Matatini 2015 - Toi Whakaari (R) 2.00 World Forklift League (PGR, R) 2.30 Poitukohu Nga Kura Tuarua 3.30 Rugby French Top 14. 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 Whaikorero (G, R) 6.30 Poutiriao (G, R) Explores the unique stories of Kaitiaki Maori. 7.00 What’s Up with the Tumoanas (PGR, R) Tonight: Tahuri turns 40. 7.30 ■ Waka Warriors (G, R) Tonight: Haunui leaves Auckland for one of the toughest sails. 8.00 My Country Song (G) With Dennis Marsh and Saelyn Guyton. 8.30 ■ Fantail (2013, PGR) A graveyard shift worker tries to leave with her little brother in search of their father. Sophie Henderson, Stephen Lovatt, Jarod Rawiri. Films, page 63 10.00 – 10.30 Te Kaea (R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition 71 9/12/2015 2:54 pm SUNDAY DECEMBER 20 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.05 The Cobbler (2014, M) Adam Sandler. 8.10 Red 2 (2013, M) Bruce Willis. 10.05 American Sniper (2014, 16) Bradley Cooper. 12.20 No Good Deed (2014, 16) Idris Elba. 1.45 The Cobbler (2014, M) Adam Sandler. 3.25 The Maze Runner (2014, M) Dylan O’Brien. 5.20 Ouija (2014, 16) Olivia Cooke. 6.50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014, M) A reporter tries to track down four vigilantes taking on a vicious gang in her city. Megan Fox. 8.30 Foxcatcher (2014, M) A billionaire recruits a wrestler in order to prepare a US team for the 1988 Olympics. Steve Carell. 10.45 Dracula Untold (2014, M) A man becomes a monster to protect his family. Dominic Cooper, Luke Evans. 12.20am Good Neighbours (2010, 18) 1.55 Below the Beltway (2010, M) 3.30 Biography: Hugh Jackman (PG) 4.20 Good Neighbours (2010, 18) 5.55 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014, M) 6.15 6.40 Under the Cherry Moon (1986, M) Prince. 8.20 The Day of the Jackal (1973, PG) Edward Fox. 10.40 The Hired Hand (1971, M) Peter Fonda. 12.10 The Producers (1967, G) Zero Mostel. 1.35 Cold Sweat (1970, M) Charles Bronson. 3.05 After Hours (1985, M) Griffin Dunne. 4.40 The Rookie (1990, 16) Two cops take on a car-theft operation. Clint Eastwood. 6.40 Kindergarten Cop (1990, M) A detective goes undercover as a teacher. Arnold Schwarzenegger. 8.30 Bad Boys (1983, 18) Two gang members incarcerated in the same juvenile correction facility vow to take revenge on each other. Sean Penn, Ally Sheedy. 10.30 Maverick (1994, PG) A card shark joins forces with a lady thief. Mel Gibson. 12.35am Body Snatchers (1993, M) 2.00 Music of the Heart (1999, PG) 4.00 Moonwalker (1988, PG) The Theory of Everything (2014, M) Eddie Redmayne. 8.20 I Think I Do (2013, PG) Mia Kirschner. 9.55 The Immigrant (2014, M) Marion Cotillard. 11.50 Wild (2014, 16) Reese Witherspoon. 1.45 The Theory of Everything (2014, M) Eddie Redmayne. 3.50 Mini-series: Jamaica Inn (2014, M, part 2) Jessica Brown Findlay. 5.15 Moms’ Night Out (2014, PG) Sarah Drew, Sean Astin. 6.55 The Two Faces of January (2014, M) Two tourists become embroiled in a scandal. Kirsten Dunst. 8.30 Selma (2014, M) A chronicle of Martin Luther King’s campaign to secure equal voting rights. David Oyelowo. 10.40 Match (2014, 16) An enigmatic choreographer is interviewed by a young couple. Patrick Stewart. 12.10am Big Driver (2014, 16) 1.35 Mini-series: Jamaica Inn (2014, M, part 2) 3.00 Moms’ Night Out (2014, PG) 4.40 The Two Faces of January (2014, M) GENERAL Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Buying the Bayou 6.30 Through the Bible with Les Feldick 7.00 Badgers: Secrets of the Sett 8.00 Liberty of London 9.00 Auction 9.30 10 Years Younger UK 10.30 Robson’s Extreme Fishing Challenge (PGR) 11.30 Talk to the Animals 12.30 Kitchen Crashers 1.00 Travels with the Bondi Vet 1.30 Badgers: Secrets of the Sett 2.30 Great British Garden Revival 3.30 Tropic of Capricorn 4.30 Made in Italy with Silvia Colloca 5.00 Cook the Books 5.30 Sarah Beeny’s Rise Hall Christmas Special 6.30 The Auction House 7.30 24 Hour Parcel People 8.30 ■ How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (2008, AO) A disillusioned British journalist is hired by an upscale New York magazine. Simon Pegg, Kirsten Dunst. 10.30 Giants of the Deep 11.30 Sarah Beeny’s Rise Hall Christmas Special 12.30am ■ How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (2008, AO) Simon Pegg. 2.30 Cook the Books 3.00 Great British Garden Revival 4.00 Tropic of Capricorn 5.00 Made in Italy with Silvia Colloca 5.30 Buying the Bayou UKTV SKY 007 6.30 The Bill Marathon (M) 10.40 QI (M) 11.10 The Graham Norton Show (M) Noon Keeping Up Appearances Marathon (PG) 2.30 Midsomer Murders (M) 4.10 New Tricks (M) 5.10 Heartbeat (PG) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.30 Casualty (PG) If Not for You: New doctor Ash hits the ground running when he treats a patient with suspected rabies. 8.30 A Touch of Frost (M) Benefit of the Doubt (Part 2): Frost’s investigations into the death of a highly skilled surgeon lead him into extreme danger when a callous murderer corners him. 9.55 Doc Martin (M) The Departed: Doc Martin is involved in an incident with a patient. 10.50 Ripper Street Marathon (16) Season three of the series set in 19th-century Whitechapel. Living SKY 017 6.00 Great Christmas Light Fight 6.50 Tudor Monastery Farm Christmas 7.50 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 8.40 The Dales with Ade Edmondson 9.05 Country House Sunday 9.55 Gardening Australia 10.55 Love Your Garden 11.50 Sandcastles 72 LIST PAY1 1912_FINAL.indd 72 Movies Classics: Kindergarden Cop, 6.40pm 12.15 Great Christmas Light Fight 5.00 Harbour Lives 5.30 Antiques Roadtrip 6.30 Escape to the Country 7.30 The Super-Rich and Us 8.30 Back in Time for Dinner 9.30 Long Lost Family 10.30 The Great British Sewing Bee 11.30 Kirstie’s Crafty Christmas 12.30am Harbour Lives 12.55 Long Lost Family 1.50 Escape to the Country 2.40 Back in Time for Dinner 3.40 Long Lost Family 4.30 The Great British Sewing Bee 5.30 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.00 Rockwiz 7.00 The Changing Face of … Arnold Schwarzenegger 8.00 Salzburg Festival 2013: Cosi Fan Tutte 11.30 The Chair 12.30 Eric Clapton: Planes, Trains & Eric 2.00 Rockwiz 3.00 The Changing Face of … Arnold Schwarzenegger 4.00 The Book Club 5.00 In the Footsteps of Famous Composers 5.55 Pipers of the Trenches 6.50 Other Voices 7.40 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 8.30 Jeff Beck: Live in Tokyo 10.00 Front and Center: JJ Grey & Mofro 11.00 Live from the Artists Den 12.00am The Book Club 1.00 In the Footsteps of Famous Composers 1.55 Pipers of the Trenches 2.50 Other Voices 3.40 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 4.30 Jeff Beck: Live in Tokyo SoHo SKY 010 6.00 Queer as Folk (18) 7.45 Homeland (16) 8.35 The Leftovers Marathon (16) Season two of the US 7.40 Palo Alto (2014, 16) Emma Roberts. 9.20 El Limpiador (2012, 16) Adrian Du Bois. 10.55 Little Accidents (2014, M) Elizabeth Banks. 12.40 Inch’Allah (2012, M) Evelyne Brochu. 2.20 Desert Runners (2013, M) US documentary. 3.55 The Art Dealer (2015, M) Anna Sigalevitch. 5.30 Fallout (2013, M) Australian documentary. 7.00 God’s Pocket (2014, 16) Philip Seymour Hoffman. 8.30 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher: Beyond the Pale (2014, M) Whicher is hired by the man behind his dismissal from the force to look into threats made against his son. Paddy Considine, John Heffernan. 10.05 The Keeper of Lost Causes (2013, 16) Nikolaj Lie Kaas. 11.40 Siddharth (2013, M) Rajesh Tailang. 1.15am Fallout (M) 2.45 God’s Pocket (2014, 16) 4.15 Desert Runners (M) 5.50 The Art Dealer (2015, M) drama series. 6.30 From the Earth to the Moon (M) Apollo 1: In preparation for the flight of Apollo 1, the astronauts undergo a routine test in their space capsule. 7.30 Deadwood (16) Unauthorised Cinnamon: Odell tries to convince Hearst to reach a deal on land containing gold. 8.30 The Affair (16) 9.30 Homeland (16) Our Man in Damascus: Carrie follows a lead. 10.20 Blunt Talk (16) All My Relationships End in Pain: Walter is ordered to attend AA meetings while his staff goes about their peculiar weekends. 10.50 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) Lust for Life: Johnny gives Gigi the response she was not quite looking for after she flat-out asks if he loves her. 11.20 ■ Nightingale (2014, 16) A lonely war veteran psychologically unravels ahead of an old friend’s impending visit. David Oyelowo. 12.40am Deadwood (16) 1.30 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 2.30 The Affair (16) 3.30 Blunt Talk (16) 4.00 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 4.30 ■ Nightingale (2014, 16) 5.50 Homeland (16) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 The Travel Show 7.00 BBC World News 7.10 Africa Business Report 8.00 BBC World News 8.10 World Features 8.30 Dateline London 9.00 BBC World News 9.10 The Ascent of Woman 10.00 BBC World News 10.10 World Features 10.30 Artsnight 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 Newsnight Noon BBC World News 12.10 World Features 12.30 Sigd: Jewish Festival 1.00 BBC World News 1.15 Sport Today 1.30 Click 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Sue Lloyd-Roberts Remembered 3.00 BBC World News 3.10 Nobel Minds Debate 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Politics Europe 5.00 BBC World News 6.00 BBC World News 6.10 World Features 6.30 Sigd: Jewish Festival 7.00 BBC World News 7.15 Sport Today 8.00 BBC World News 8.10 The Ascent of Woman 9.00 World News Today 9.30 Sue Lloyd-Roberts Remembered 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 Artsnight 11.00 Newsday 11.30 Asia Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am Newsday 12.30 Asia Business Report 12.45 Sport Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30 Asia Business Report 1.45 Sport Today 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Artsnight 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 World Business Report 5.45 BBC World News LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 2:55 pm SUNDAY DECEMBER 20 SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.00 Fox Sports News 7.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day two, last 2 hours. 9.30 The Cricket Show 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day three, live. 12.35 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Heat v Renegades. 1.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day three, live. 6.00 New Zealand, Land of Rugby 6.30 Golf Central 7.48 Fifa Club World Cup, third-place playoff, live. 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day three. 10.30 The Cricket Show 11.18 Fifa Club World Cup, final, live. 2.00am Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day three. 2.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Sixers v Hurricanes. 3.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Stars v Thunder. 3.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day three. 4.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.30 World Rugby 5.00 New Zealand, Land of Rugby 5.30 Fox Sports News Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 A-League, Phoenix v Sydney FC. 8.00 Darts, World C’ship, day three, live. Noon Sky Sport 365 12.30 Sky Sports UK News 1.00 Ice Hockey, NHL, Red Devils v Ducks, live. 4.00 Sky Sport 365 4.30 Sky Sports UK News 5.15 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Heat v Renegades. 5.45 The Cricket Show 6.15 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Sixers v Hurricanes, live. 9.20 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Stars v Thunder, live. 12.50am Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Sixers v Hurricanes. 1.30 Fox Sports News 2.00 Darts, World C’ship, live. FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO BBC Knowledge: Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends, 8.30pm 7.00 A-League, Mariners v Roar, live. 9.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 9.30 NBL, Breakers v Hawks. 10.00 Surfing 11.00 Fox Sports News 11.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, first test, day three, last 2 hours. 1.30am UFC Fight Night, Rafael dos Anjos v Donald Cowboy Cerrone. 3.30 Fox Sports News 4.00 Basketball, NBL, NZ Breakers v Illawarra Hawks. 4.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game four, Sydney Sixers v Hobart Hurricanes. 5.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game five, Melbourne Stars v Sydney Thunder. 5.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day three. ESPN SKY 061 6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Heat v Renegades. 9.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day two. 10.00 Sky Sport 365 10.30 A-League, Phoenix v Sydney FC. 11.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Heat v Renegades. 11.30 Soccer, Football League C’ship, Brighton and Hove Albion v Middlesbrough. 1.30 Manchester United TV 4.30 Soccer, ASB Premiership, WaiBOP United v Auckland City FC, live. 6.30 A-League, Phoenix v Sydney FC. 6.00 Basketball, NCAA, Atlantic Coast Conference, Utah v Duke, live. 8.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Gildan New Mexico Bowl, live. 11.30 National Icons Noon ESPN Original Documentaries 1.00 SportsCenter 2.15 Gridiron, NFL, New York Jets v Dallas Cowboys, live. 5.30 SportsCenter 6.00 SportsCenter 6.30 SportsCenter 8.00 Volleyball, NCAA, women’s C’ship. 10.00 ESPN Original Documentaries 11.00 Gridiron, NFL, New York Jets v Dallas Cowboys. 1.30am Basketball, Atlantic Coast Conference, Indiana v Notre Dame, delayed. 3.30 The Sports Reporters 4.00 NFL Insiders 5.00 NFL Countdown DOCUMENTARIES History SKY 073 Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 6.00 Tickle (M) 6.30 MythBusters (PG) 8.30 Prophets of Science Fiction (PG) 9.25 MythBusters (PG) 10.20 Naked and Afraid Pop-Up Edition (M) 11.15 Redwood Kings (PG) 12.10 Kings of the Wild (M) 1.05 Running Wild with Bear Grylls (M) 2.00 Predators Up Close with Joel Lambert (PG) 2.55 River Monsters: Face Ripper (M) 3.50 Codes and Conspiracies (M) 4.45 Ice Lake Rebels (M) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Running Wild with Bear Grylls (M) 7.30 Predators Up Close with Joel Lambert (PG) 8.30 Unravelling the Cosmos (PG) 9.30 The Definitive Guide to Aliens (PG) 10.30 Redwood Kings (PG) 11.30 You Have Been Warned (PG) 12.30am MythBusters (PG) 1.25 Moonshiners (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 Tickle (M) 3.15 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 Moonshiners (M) 7.30 Stonehenge 8.30 Al Murray’s German Adventure (PG) 9.30 Cash in the Attic 10.30 The Mummified Maori Head of Rouen (PG) 11.30 Secrets of the Stones (PG) 12.30 The Hittites (PG) 2.30 Stonehenge 3.30 The Roosevelts: An Intimate History (PG) 4.30 Orson Welles: Shadow and Light (PG) 5.30 The World from Above (PG) 6.00 Dan Snow’s Norman Walks (PG) 6.30 How the Devil Got His Horns (PG) 7.30 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) 8.30 Magna Carta with David Starkey (PG) Magna Carta is perhaps the most famous constitutional document in history. 9.30 Last Days of the Nazis (M) 10.30 Hunting Hitler (PG) 11.30 Biblical Conspiracies (PG) 12.30am Dangerous Missions (PG) 1.30 Nazi Secret Files (PG) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 4.00 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) 4.45 Magna Carta with David Starkey (PG) 5.30 Last Days of the Nazis (M) National Geographic SKY 072 BBC Knowledge SKY 074 Discovery SKY 070 6.30 Ghost Ship: Resurrection (PG) 7.30 Britain’s Greatest Railways 8.30 Finding Atlantis (PG) 9.30 Apocalypse: The Rise of Hitler (PG) 10.30 Nazi Underworld (M) 11.30 Hitler’s Secret Attack on America (PG) 12.30 Iceland Volcano Disaster (PG) 1.30 Witness Disaster (M) 2.30 Crash Scene Investigators (PG) 3.30 The Hunt for the Boston Bombers (M) 5.30 Seconds from Disaster (PG) 6.30 Waking the Baby Mammoth 7.30 Wild Nile (PG) 8.30 Wild Sri Lanka (PG) 9.30 Breakthrough (PG) Energy on the Edge: Film director Akiva Goldman explores new ways to harness the energy around us. 10.30 Shackleton (M) 12.00am Drugs Inc. (M) 1.00 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 2.00 Inside Combat Rescue (M) 3.00 Inside the American Mob (M) 4.00 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 5.00 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 73 6.10 Attenborough’s Ark (PG) 7.05 Top Gear Marathon (PG) 12.20 Traffic Cops Marathon (M) 5.25 Top Gear (PG) 6.35 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 7.35 24 Hours in A&E (M) Worst Case Scenario: A 79-year-old man is in A&E with stomach pains. 8.30 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (PG) The Black Nationalists: Louis Theroux looks into the shooting of Armadou Diallo by police officers in the Bronx in 1999. 9.25 Traffic Cops (M) 10.30 Top Gear (PG) 11.40 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) Kerry O’Brien: Television journalist Kerry O’Brien looks into his Irish roots. 12.35am 24 Hours in A&E (M) 1.25 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (PG) 2.20 Traffic Cops (M) 3.20 Dragons’ Den (PG) 4.25 Lonely Planet: Best in China (PG) 4.35 The Real History of Science Fiction (M) 5.20 The Science of Doctor Who with Brian Cox (PG) 6.08 Storytime ([email protected]) 7.08 Sunday Morning with Wallace Chapman Including: 7.43 The Week in Parliament (RNZ); 8.10 Insight (RNZ); 9.06 Mediawatch (RNZ) ([email protected]) 12.11 Spectrum (RNZ) ([email protected]) 12.37 Standing Room Only with Lynn Freeman Including: 1.10 At the Movies with Simon Morris; 3.04 The Drama Hour: Voices of Gallipoli ([email protected]) 4.06 The Sunday Feature Selfies in the Galleries: Kim Hill chairs a discussion about taking “selfies” with artwork. 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Report 5.11 Spiritual Outlook (RNZ) ([email protected]) 5.40 Te Waonui a Te Manu Korihi (RNZ) 6.06 Te Ahi Kaa (RNZ) ([email protected]) 7.05 One in Five (RNZ) ([email protected]) 8.06 Sounds Historical with Jim Sullivan (RNZ) ([email protected]) 10.12 Mediawatch (RNZ) ([email protected]) 11.04 Hidden Treasures 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05 Music After Midnight; 12.30 At the Movies with Simon Morris (RNZ); 1.05 Te Ahi Kaa (RNZ); 2.30 NZ Music Feature (RNZ); 3.05 Penguin Park, by J Edward Brown (RNZ); 5.10 War Report (RNZ) Details available at radionz.co.nz RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon, 3.00, 6.00, 11.00pm 6.00 Sanctuary Music for the spirit and soul 7.30 Hymns on Sunday (RNZ) 8.00 Grace Notes 9.00 Christmastide 10.00 Brilliant Brass (RNZ) 11.00 The Works Mozart, Rachmaninov Noon The Critic’s Choice 1.00 Vintage Years 2.00 The Sunday Feature The Isle Is Full of Noises: Bali, the Gamelan and Walter Spies (2 of 2, RNZ) 3.00 Young New Zealand The Big Sing 2015: Highlights from National Finale (8 of 9, RNZ) 4.05 Grimaud plays Brahms Piano Concerto No 1 in D minor Op 15, Hélène Grimaud (pno), Bavarian Radio Orch/Andris Nelsons 5.00 New Horizons Christmas Special (RNZ) 6.00 Opera on Sunday St Cecilia National Academy Chorus & Orch/Antonio Pappano 2 Verdi’s Aida 8.40 Land of the Pharaohs Arensky: Egyptian Nights, Overture; Rameau: L’Egyptienne; J Strauss II: Egyptian March Op 335 9.00 From the New Zealand Collection 10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 Mark Sainsbury 11.00 Andrew Petterson Noon Hamish McKay 6.00 3 News 7.00 Vaughn Davis 8.00 Graeme Hill 12.00am Emma Lange 5.00 James Coleman Newstalk ZB 6.00 Peter Wolfkamp 7.00 Ruud’s Awakening 8.00 Daniel McHardy 9.00 Andrew Dickens Noon Tony Veitch 6.00 Jax & Sam 7.30 John Cowan 8.00 Tim Roxborogh & Tim Wilson 11.00 Mike King: The Nutters Club 1.00 Gary Denvir 73 9/12/2015 2:56 pm MONDAY DECEMBER 21 TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.00 Hyundai Country Calendar (G, R, C) 6.30 Going Going Gone (G, R, C) 7.00 60 Minute Makeover with Peter Andre (G, C) 8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (G, R) 9.00 Infomercials 10.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, R, C) Today: Kat Dennings. 11.00 The Chase (G, R, C) Noon ■ Whanau Living (G, R, HD) 12.30 Emmerdale (C) Today: Ashley’s mistake has consequences; Kerry fears for her future; and Rhona pushes ahead with plans to adopt. 1.30 Coronation Street (R, C, AD) Today: Peter gets a Valentine’s Day surprise; Eileen suspects that Todd is a wolf in sheep’s clothing; and Anna wonders what Phelan is up to. 2.00 May the Best House Win (G, R) 2.55 Tipping Point (G) UK gameshow in which four contestants compete against a machine. 3.55 Te Karere (C) 4.25 The Chase (G, C) 5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (G, C) With Eddie McGuire. 6.00 ONE News (C) 7.00 ■ The Chase Australia (G, C) Andrew O’Keefe hosts a gameshow in which contestants race to answer quiz questions correctly to avoid being caught by The Chaser. 8.00 Border Security International (PGR, C) Tonight: Engineering students carry out an unusual experiment, and a construction worker’s story has no foundation. 8.30 Criminal Minds (AO, R, C, AD) Route 66: Hotch collapses and is rushed to the hospital suffering from complications resulting from his stabbing by the Reaper, and the team search for a missing teenager in Kansas, who they believe was kidnapped by her ex-con father. 9.30 ■ Born to Kill? (AO, C) UK true crime series. Aileen Wuornos: A profile of the woman who murdered six men along Florida highways between 1989 and 1990. 10.30 ONE News Tonight (C) 11.00 ■ Major Crimes (AO, R, C) Season two of the US crime drama series. Rules of Engagement: A drive-by shooting appears to be a case of gang violence. 12.35am Te Karere (R, C) 1.00 Infomercials 5.05 Impact for Life 5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C) 6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries 6.30 Transformers Rescue Bots (G, C) 6.55 Grizzly Tales (G, R, C) 7.20 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, R, C) 7.45 SpongeBob SquarePants (G, R, C) 8.10 Austin & Ally (G, R, C) 8.35 Kickin’ It (G, R, C) 9.00 Infomercials 10.30 Baby Daddy (PGR, C) 11.30 Hope & Faith (G, R, C) 12.30 ■ Christmas with Holly (2012, G, R, C) Traumatised by her mother’s death, a sixyear-old girl stops talking. Mauralea Austin. 2.20 Regular Show (G, R, C) 2.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, C) 3.30 The Jungle Bunch: News Beat (G, R, C) 3.35 Jamie’s Got Tentacles (G, C) 4.05 ■ Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard (2009, G, R, C) A boy re-enters a magical tiny world after he receives a distress call. Freddie Highmore, voices of Selena Gomez, Lou Reed, Mia Farrow, Jimmy Fallon. 6.00 Friends (G, R, C) The One with Unagi: Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary. 6.30 The Middle (G, R, C) The Clover: Misfortune plagues Brick after he finds a four-leaf clover, and Axl is horrified when his friend Darrin asks Sue to the prom. 7.00 ■ The Santa Clause 2 (2002, G, R, C) After spending nearly 10 years as Santa Claus, a man must find a bride if he wishes to retain the position. Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold, Elizabeth Mitchell, David Krumholtz. 9.00 ■ Delivery Man (2013, AO, C) A man discovers he has fathered 533 children through anonymous sperm donations. Vince Vaughn, Chris Pratt, Cobie Smulders. 11.10 2 Broke Girls (PGR, R, C) And the Free Money: Max and Caroline head to the racetrack as guests of Sophie’s new bookie boyfriend. 11.40 Confessions of a Male Stripper (AO, R, C) A look at male stripping in the UK and the private lives of the men whose job is to bare all. 12.40am Go Girls (AO, R, HD, C, AD) 1.35 Infomercials 2.35 The Originals (AO, R) 3.25 Supernatural (AO, R, C) 4.10 The Vampire Diaries (AO, R, C) 4.55 Regular Show (G, R, C) 5.05 Joey (G, R, C) 5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM 74 LIST FTA 1912_FINAL.indd 74 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Infomercials 7.00 The Dr Oz Show (G, R, HD) 7.50 The Ricki Lake Show (G, R, HD) 8.40 The Queen Latifah Show (G, HD) 9.35 Infomercials 11.35 Baggage (PGR, HD) Noon ■ Twelve Trees of Christmas (2013, G, R, HD, C) 1.55 ■ Home Alone 3 (1997, G, R, HD, C) A kid who is home alone discovers a top-secret computer chip. Alex D Linz. 4.05 The Biggest Loser Families (G, HD, C) 5.00 Survivor: Cambodia – Second Chance (G, HD) 6.00 3 News 7.00 Road Cops (PGR, R, HD, C) Tonight: A boy-racer lands himself in hot water. 7.30 Grand Designs (G, R, C) The Christmas Farm, Newbury: Two city dwellers move to the country. 8.30 Shark Tank (HD, C) Australian series in which inventors pitch to successful business people. 9.30 ■ Caught on Camera (AO, HD, C) UK series hosted by Nick Wallis. Muggings and Mayhem: The Met’s police helicopter India99 is called to the Thames to help rescue a woman jumper and her two daughters. 10.30 ■ Bouncers (AO, R, C) Tonight: Curtis tries to keep control through mutual respect. 11.30 Infomercials 5.30am – 6.00 City Impact Church (R) FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.05 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Sticky TV 4.30 Mr Young (G, R) 5.00 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 5.30 Life’s Funniest Moments (G, R) 6.00 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30 How I Met Your Mother (G, R) The Drunk Train: Barney realises he has finally met his match. 7.00 The Simpsons (G, R, C) She of Little Faith: Lisa searches for a new faith. 7.30 Sunny Skies (PGR, C) Tonight: Deano unravels the secrets of Cabin 13. 8.00 The Goldbergs (PGR, R) La Biblioteca Es Libros?: Beverly arranges for Adam’s teacher to tutor him in Spanish, a class she can’t believe he is failing. 8.30 ■ The Beverly Hillbillies (1993, PGR, R) When a hillbilly family strike oil, their newfound fortune enables them to move to Beverly Hills. Cloris Leachman, Jim Varney, Diedrich Bader. 10.25 House of Cards (AO, R) Chapter 12: Francis finds herself in the middle of a power play. 11.30 Entertainment Tonight (G) 11.55 – 6.00am Infomercials Prime: Marco Pierre White’s Kitchen Wars, 8.30pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 6.30 7.00 7.30 Noon 1.00 Home Shopping The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R) Deal or No Deal (G, R) Home Shopping The Doctors (G) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR, R) 2.00 Psych (PGR, R) 2.55 Great British Food Revival (G, R) 3.30 Antiques Roadshow (G, R) 4.30 Hot Bench (G) 5.00 Deal or No Deal (G) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 Escape to the Country (G) 7.00 Modern Family (PGR, R) 7.30 Best of Top Gear (PGR) Tonight: British cars. 8.30 ■ Marco Pierre White’s Kitchen Wars (G) Marco Pierre White leads a search for the UK’s best restaurateurs. 9.30 Mayday (G) Tonight: A Marine Corps jet fighter slams into a civilian DC-9. 10.30 Cricket Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day four. 11.00 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR) 12.00am – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 6.30 Children’s Programmes (G, R) 8.30 Te Kaea (R) 9.00 Patapatai (G, R) 9.30 The Native Diet (G, R) 10.00 Korero Mai (G, R) 11.00 Toku Reo (G, R) Noon Korero Mai (G, R) 1.00 Toku Reo (G, R) 2.00 Ako (G, R) 3.00 Fitness in the Whare (G, R) 3.30 Pukoro (G, R) 4.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R) 4.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha (G) 5.00 Matika (G, R) 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga (G, R) 6.30 Ako (G, R) 7.00 Te Kaea (R) 7.30 Te Matatini 2015 – Toi Whakaari (R) 8.00 ■ Karanga the First Voice (G) 8.30 Native Affairs 2015 Summer Series 9.30 Firefly (AO, R) 10.30 Te Kaea (R) 11.00 – 11.30 Paepae (G, R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition LISTENER DECEMBER 19, 2015 9/12/2015 2:54 pm MONDAY DECEMBER 21 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 7.35 6.40 Selma (2014, M) David Oyelowo. 8.50 Match (2014, 16) Patrick Stewart. 10.20 Big Driver (2014, 16) Maria Bello. 11.50 Moms’ Night Out (2014, PG) Sarah Drew. 1.30 The Two Faces of January (2014, M) Kirsten Dunst. 3.05 Selma (2014, M) David Oyelowo. 5.15 Mini-series: Hindenburg: The Last Flight (2011, M, parts1&2) An engineer uncovers a plot to blow up the Hindenburg as it prepares for its maiden voyage. Maximilian Simonischek. 8.30 The Face of Love (2013, M) A widow falls in love again. Annette Bening, Ed Harris. 10.05 Every Day (2010, 16) A man deals with life’s challenges. Liev Schreiber, Helen Hunt. 11.40 Conduct Unbecoming (2011, PG) A marine is charged with murdering civilians. Corey Sevier. 1.20am Mini-series: Hindenburg: The Last Flight (2011, M, parts 1&2) 4.30 Every Day (2010, 16) 6.00 After Hours (1985, M) Griffin Dunne. 7.35 The Hired Hand (1971, M) Peter Fonda. 9.05 Kindergarten Cop (1990, M) Arnold Schwarzenegger. 10.55 Cold Sweat (1970, M) Charles Bronson. 12.30 Woman Times Seven (1967, PG) Shirley MacLaine. 2.15 Joe Kidd (1972, M) Clint Eastwood. 3.40 Tender Mercies (1983, PG) Robert Duvall. 5.10 Tom Horn (1980, PG) A gunfighter is hired to hunt down cattle rustlers. Steve McQueen. 6.45 Monty Python’s the Meaning of Life (1983, 16) A series of sketches that look at life. Graham Chapman. 8.30 Murder in the First (1995, 18) In the early 1940s, a young lawyer defends a prisoner. Kevin Bacon, Christian Slater. 10.30 Hart’s War (2002, M) Bruce Willis, Colin Farrell. 12.45am Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982, 18) 2.15 Jaws: The Inside Story (PG) 3.50 The Green Berets (1968, PG) Dracula Untold (2014, M) Dominic Cooper. 9.05 Foxcatcher (2014, M) Steve Carell. 11.20 Ouija (2014, 16) Olivia Cooke. 12.50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014, M) Megan Fox. 2.30 Dracula Untold (2014, M) Dominic Cooper. 4.05 Ouija (2014, 16) Olivia Cooke. 5.35 Shadow Witness (2012, M) Kevin Sorbo, Elaine Hendrix. 6.55 The Opposite Sex (2014, 16) An attorney and a woman enter into a series of wagers. Mena Suvari. 8.30 Housebound (2014, M) A criminal who is sentenced to home detention moves in with her mum, but a spectre isn’t happy about the arrangement. Morgana O’Reilly, Rima Te Wiata. 10.25 Unbroken (2014, M) Based on the story of of US Olympian Louie Zamperini. Jack O’Connell. 12.40am Roadside (2013, 16) 2.00 Shadow Witness (2012, M) 3.20 BAFTA: A Life in Pictures – Tim Burton (PG) 3.50 Housebound (2014, M) 5.40 Unbroken (2014, M) GENERAL UKTV SKY 007 6.10 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.40 The Bill (M) 9.20 Pointless (PG) 10.10 The Graham Norton Show (M) 11.50 Critical (16) 12.45 Ripper Street (16) 1.40 New Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25 The Bill (M) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 QI (M) Christmas Special: With panellists David Tennant, Bill Bailey and Lee Mack. 8.30 New Tricks (M) The Rock (Part 1): Lane’s future at UCOS is threatened by a death in custody that emerges from his past. 9.30 DCI Banks (16) Dry Bones That Dream (Part 2). DCI Banks investigates the murder of an accountant at the hands of a professional hitman. 11.15 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 11.25 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Tom Cruise, Gerard Butler, Olga Kurylenko and Paramore. 12.15am The Bill (M) 1.35 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.05 Inspector Morse (M) 3.50 Foyle’s War (M) 5.35 Bad Education (M) Living SKY 017 6.00 Harbour Lives 6.25 Antiques Roadtrip 7.15 Escape to the Country 8.05 The Super-Rich and Us 9.05 The French Collection 10.05 The Great Interior Design Challenge 11.05 Antiques Roadtrip Noon DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY1 1912_FINAL.indd 75 Fallout (2013, M) Australian documentary. 8.55 God’s Pocket (2014, 16) Philip Seymour Hoffman. 10.25 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher: Beyond the Pale (2014, M) Paddy Considine. 11.55 A Letter to Momo (2011, PG) Karen Miyama. 1.55 Stop at Nothing: The Lance Armstrong Story (2014, M) US documentary. 3.40 Exhibition (2013, M) Viv Albertine. 5.25 The Infinite Man (2014, M) Josh McConville, Hannah Marshall. 6.50 Lucky Them (2013, M) Toni Collette, Thomas Haden Church. 8.30 Marshland (2014, 16) Two detectives who are at odds try to track down a serial killer. Javier Gutierrez, Raul Arevalo. 10.20 The Quiet Ones (2014, 16) Jared Harris, Sam Claflin. 12.00am The Spirit of 45 (2013, PG) 1.40 Exhibition (2013, M) 3.25 Lucky Them (2013, M) 5.05 Stop at Nothing: The Lance Armstrong Story (M) SoHo SKY 010 Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Buying the Bayou 7.00 Cook the Books 7.30 The Auction House 8.30 Great British Garden Revival 9.30 24 Hour Parcel People 10.30 Tropic of Capricorn 11.30 Made in Italy with Silvia Colloca Noon Sarah Beeny’s Rise Hall Christmas Special 1.00 The Auction House 2.00 24 Hour Parcel People 3.00 The Roux Scholarship 4.00 Natural World: An Unexpected Wilderness 5.00 Jamie’s Family Christmas 5.30 Christmas with Poh 6.00 Salvage Hunters 7.00 Beverly Hills Pawn 7.30 Simon Reeve’s Caribbean 8.30 Extreme Railway Journeys 9.30 Kindness Diaries 10.00 Getaway 10.30 Beverly Hills Pawn 11.00 Jamie’s Family Christmas 11.30 Christmas with Poh 12.00am House Crashers 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 The Roux Scholarship 2.00 Natural World: An Unexpected Wilderness 3.00 Salvage Hunters 4.00 Simon Reeve’s Caribbean 5.00 Extreme Railway Journeys 7.25 Rialto: Marshland, 8.30pm Escape to the Country 12.50 The Super-Rich and Us 1.50 The Shelbourne 2.20 Long Lost Family 3.15 Grand Designs 4.10 Back in Time for Dinner 5.05 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 8.30 Selling Houses Australia 9.30 Kirstie’s Homemade Christmas 10.30 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 11.30 Grand Designs 12.30am Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 4.10 Grand Designs 5.05 The Shelbourne 5.35 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.00 Front and Center: JJ Grey & Mofro 7.00 Live from the Artists Den 8.00 Book Club, The 8.30 The Book Club 9.00 In the Footsteps of Famous Composers 9.55 Pipers of the Trenches 10.50 Other Voices 11.40 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 12.30 Jeff Beck: Live in Tokyo 2.00 Front and Center: JJ Grey & Mofro 3.00 Live from the Artists Den 4.00 Art Dealer: Ernst Beyeler 5.00 First Passion 6.00 Hors D’oeuvre 6.30 Inside the National Trust 8.00 Churches: How to Read Them 8.30 Ballet Evening at the Paris Opera 9.50 Daphnis Et Chloe 10.50 100 Yen: The Japanese Arcade Experience 12.00am Art Dealer: Ernst Beyeler 1.00 First Passion 2.00 Hors D’oeuvre 2.30 Inside the National Trust 4.00 Churches: How to Read Them 4.30 Ballet Evening at the Paris Opera 5.50 Daphnis Et Chloe 6.40 Queer as Folk (18) 7.30 The Affair (16) 8.30 Deadwood (16) 9.20 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 10.20 ■ Nightingale (2014, 16) David Oyelowo. 11.40 Homeland (16) 12.30 The Affair (16) 1.30 Banshee (18) 2.15 Blunt Talk (16) 2.45 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 3.45 Deadwood (16) 4.35 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 5.05 Blunt Talk (16) 5.35 ■ Nightingale (2014, 16) A lonely war veteran psychologically unravels ahead of an old friend’s impending visit. David Oyelowo. 6.55 Banshee (18) Armies of One: Jason’s past catches up to him. 7.40 Homeland (16) Our Man in Damascus: Carrie follows a lead. 8.30 Homeland (16) A False Glimmer: The clock runs out. 9.20 ■ Bessie (2015, M) Based on the life of blues singer Bessie Smith, who went on to become one of the most successful artists of the 20th Century. Queen Latifah, Michael Kenneth Williams, Bryan Greenberg. 11.10 Banshee (18) Ways to Bury a Man: An enraged Lucas decides to go after Kai. 12.00am Deadwood (16) 12.50 American Horror Story: Hotel (18) 1.40 Homeland (16) 3.20 ■ Bessie (2015, M) 5.10 American Horror Story: Hotel (18) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 7.45 World Business Report 8.00 BBC World News 8.30 BBC Business Live 9.00 BBC World News 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 World Business Report 10.45 Sport Today 11.00 GMT 1.00 BBC Impact 2.30 World Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 Global with Matthew Amroliwala 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 Outside Source 5.30 BBC Focus on Africa 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 Sport Today 7.00 World News Today 7.30 Sport Today 8.00 BBC Business Live 8.30 HARDtalk 9.00 Outside Source 10.00 BBC World News America 11.00 Newsday 11.30 Asia Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am Newsday 12.30 Asia Business Report 12.45 Sport Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30 Asia Business Report 1.45 Sport Today 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Our World 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 World Business Report 5.45 BBC World News 75 9/12/2015 2:55 pm MONDAY DECEMBER 21 SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.00 Soccer, ASB Premiership, WaiBOP United v Auckland City FC. 8.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day three, last 2 hours. 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day four, live. 12.35 The Cricket Show 1.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day four, live. 6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Stars v Thunder. 6.30 Golf Central 7.30 Fox Sports News 8.00 NBL, Breakers v Hawks. 8.30 Fifa Club World Cup, final. 11.00 Fifa Club World Cup, third-place playoff. 1.00am Isle of Man TT: The Beginners Guide 2.00 V8 Life 2.30 Red Bull Drift Shifters 3.00 The ITM Fishing Show 4.00 A-League Highlights Show 4.30 The Football League Show 5.00 NZ Football Weekly 5.30 A-League, Phoenix v Sydney FC. Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 Surfing, 7.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day three. 7.30 The Cricket Show 8.00 Darts, World C’ship, day four, live. Noon Fox Sports News 12.30 Sky Sports UK News 1.00 Isle of Man TT: The Beginners Guide 2.00 Golf Central 3.00 Chelsea TV 6.00 Surfing, men’s World League, J Bay Open, day 10. 7.00 V8 Life 7.30 Isle of Man TT: The Beginners Guide 8.35 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game four, Sydney Sixers v Hobart Hurricanes. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game six, Perth Scorchers v Adelaide Strikers, live. 12.35am Chelsea TV 3.30 Fox Sports News 4.00 Basketball, NBL, round 11, NZ Breakers v Illawarra Hawks. FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO BBC Knowledge: Wastemen, 8.30pm Weekly 8.30 The ITM Fishing Show 9.30 NZ Football Weekly 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day four. 10.30 Red Bull Drift Shifters 11.00 Fox Sports News 11.30 The ITM Fishing Show 12.30am Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day four. 1.00 Golf Central 2.00 Fox Sports News 2.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day four. 3.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game six, Perth Scorchers v Adelaide Strikers. 3.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game four, Sydney Sixers v Hobart Hurricanes. 4.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game five, Melbourne Stars v Sydney Thunder. 4.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day four. 5.00 Isle of Man TT: The Beginners Guide ESPN SKY 061 6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game four, Sydney Sixers v Hobart Hurricanes, replay. 9.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game five, Melbourne Stars v Sydney Thunder, replay. 1.00 Surfing, 2.00 Basketball, NBL, round 11, NZ Breakers v Illawarra Hawks. 4.00 Manchester United TV 7.00 Soccer, A-League, round 11, Phoenix v Sydney FC. 7.30 NZ Football Weekly 8.00 UEFA Champions League 6.00 NFL Countdown 7.00 NFL Redzone 1.30 SportsCenter 2.15 Gridiron, NFL, Cincinnati Bengals v San Francisco 49ers, live. 5.30 SportsCenter 6.30 SportsCenter 8.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Royal Purple Las Vegas Bowl, delayed. 10.00 ESPN FC 11.00 Bowling, Professional Bowlers Association League, replay. 12.00am NBA Finals Films 1.00 SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 3.00 Gridiron, NFL, Cincinnati Bengals v San Francisco 49ers. 5.30 Spirit of Yachting DOCUMENTARIES History SKY 073 Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 6.00 Tickle (M) 6.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 7.30 Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 The Definitive Guide to Aliens (PG) 10.20 Unravelling the Cosmos (PG) 11.15 I’d Kill for You (M) 12.10 Web of Lies (M) 1.05 Deadline: Crime with Tamron Hall (M) 2.00 Running Wild with Bear Grylls (M) 2.55 How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 The Definitive Guide to Aliens (PG) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Treehouse Masters (PG) 7.30 Auction Hunters (PG) 8.30 Secret Space Escapes (PG) 9.30 You Have Been Warned (PG) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? (M) 1.25 Deadly Sins (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 Tickle (M) 3.15 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 Moonshiners (M) 6.30 Hunting Hitler (PG) 7.30 Biblical Conspiracies (PG) 8.30 Sex and the Church (PG) 9.30 The Secrets of Quantum Physics (PG) 10.30 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) 11.30 Magna Carta with David Starkey (PG) 12.30 Last Days of the Nazis (M) 1.30 Hunting Hitler (PG) 2.30 Dangerous Missions (PG) 3.30 Defenders of the Sky: The Airfield (PG) 4.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 5.30 The History of Christianity (PG) 6.30 Tomb of Christ (PG) 7.30 Egypt’s Lost Queens (PG) 8.30 New Secrets of the Terracotta Warriors (PG) 9.30 The Story of British Pathe (PG) 10.30 Suffragettes Forever: Women and Power (PG) 11.30 Jesus Conspiracies (PG) 12.30am Dangerous Missions (PG) 1.30 Defenders of the Sky: The Airfield (PG) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 4.00 Egypt’s Lost Queens (PG) 4.45 New Secrets of the Terracotta Warriors (PG) 5.30 The Story of British Pathe (PG) National Geographic SKY 072 BBC Knowledge SKY 074 Discovery SKY 070 6.00 Do or Die (PG) 6.30 The Known Universe 7.30 Megastructures 8.30 Wicked Tuna North Vs South (M) 9.30 10 Ways to End the World (PG) 11.30 Outback Wrangler (PG) Noon Brain Games (PG) 12.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30 Convoy: War for the Atlantic (PG) 5.30 Hitler’s Jurassic Monsters (M) 6.30 Science of Stupid (M) 7.00 Hacking the System (PG) 7.30 Hiroshima: The Next Day (M) 8.30 War Heroes of the Skies (PG) Total War: The Lancaster bombers. 9.30 Explorer: The Cult of Mary (M) A look at the conflict between mystical experience and organised religion. 10.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 11.30 Drugs Inc. (M) 12.30am Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30 Inside Combat Rescue (M) 2.30 Inside the American Mob (M) 3.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 4.30 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) 5.30 Science of Stupid (M) 76 LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 76 6.15 Superheroes: A Never-Ending Battle (PG) 9.15 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 11.05 Eggheads (PG) 11.35 Top Gear USA (PG) 12.20 Traffic Cops (M) 1.20 Top Gear (PG) 2.15 Who Do You Think You Are? US (PG) Chris O’Donnell. 3.00 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.50 Eggheads (PG) 4.20 Top Gear (PG) 6.25 Traffic Cops (M) 7.30 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew (M) Tonight: Hull’s tallest building has to come down. 8.30 Wastemen (M) Big Problems Big Solutions: Giant incinerators turn rubbish into electricity. 9.30 Mud, Sweat & Gears (M) 10.25 Traffic Cops (M) 11.30 Top Gear (M) 12.35am Top Gear USA (PG) 1.20 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 2.15 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.05 Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) 3.30 Lonely Planet: Best in China (PG) 3.40 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew (M) 4.35 Wastemen (M) 5.30 Mud, Sweat & Gears (M) 6.00 Morning Report Including: 6.16 and 6.50 Business News; 6.18 Pacific News; 6.26 Rural News; 6.48 and 7.45 NZ Newspapers 9.06 Nine to Noon with Kathryn Ryan Including: 10.45 The Reading: Twelve-day wonder, by David Hill (ninetonoon@radionz. co.nz) Noon Midday Report Including: 12.16 Business News; 12.26 Sport; 12.34 Rural News; 12.43 Worldwatch 1.06 Jesse Mulligan (RNZ) ([email protected]) 4.06 The Panel with Jim Mora (RNZ) ([email protected]) 5.00 Checkpoint ([email protected]) 7.06 Nights with Bryan Crump Including: 7.30 Best of Upbeat (RNZ); 8.13 Windows on the World; 9.30 Insight (RNZ) ([email protected]) 10.00 News and Late Edition 11.06 Folk Alley Elena See presents a selection of traditional and contemporary folk (8 of 13, PRX) 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05 Music After Midnight; 12.30 Spectrum (RNZ); 1.05 From the World (RNZ); 2.05 Night Lights Classic Jazz: After the Vanguard: The Return of Bill Evans (6 of 12, PRX) 3.05 When Christmas Comes Early, by Sue Emms (RNZ); 3.30 An Author’s View (RNZ); 5.10 Witness (BBC) Details available at radionz.co.nz RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00, 10.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm 6.00 Classic Morning with Rick Young Including: 9.00 Christmastide – Music for the Christmas season 10.00 Weekday Classics with Clarissa Dunn Including: Noon Recent Releases; 1.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or [email protected]) 2.00 Upbeat with Eva Radich (RNZ) 3.00 Classic Afternoons with David Morriss Including: CD Masters; 4.00 Made in New Zealand 7.00 Appointment Hodies: Brian Kay looks at settings of the Latin text Hodie Christus Natus Est (Today Christ is born), originally sung as antiphon to the Magnificat at Vespers on Christmas Day (RNZ) 8.00 Music Alive Rhythm and Resonance: Diedre Irons, Michael Endres (pno duo), Thomas Guldborg, Lenny Sakofsky (percussion) – Mozart: Sonata in D for two pianos K448; Ravel arr Guldborg: Le Tombeau de Couperin; Bartók: Sonata for two pianos & percussion; Lutosławski arr Ptaszynska: Variations on a Theme of Paganini (RNZ) 9.30 Music for Christmas By Telemann and J Stamitz 10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 Duncan Garner 9.00 Mitch Harris Noon Karyn Hay 3.00 David Slack 6.00 3 News 7.00 Miles Davis 12.00am Emma Lange 5.00 James Coleman Newstalk ZB 6.00 Jack Tame 8.30 Leighton Smith Noon Danny Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Mark Watson Sportstalk 8.00 Kerre McIvor 12.00am Bruce Russell 5.00 Rachel Smalley LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 2:56 pm TUESDAY DECEMBER 22 TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.00 Hyundai Country Calendar (G, R, C) 6.30 Going Going Gone (G, R, C) 7.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (G, C) 8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (G, R) 9.00 Infomercials 10.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, R, C) Today: Andy Samberg. 11.00 The Chase (G, R, C) Noon Whanau Living (G, R, HD) Today: Top chef Sara Simpson joins Stacey with two child-friendly meals. 12.30 Emmerdale (PGR, C) Today: Bob struggles to keep Ashley’s secret as Harriet’s heart breaks; Joanie is thrown by Zak’s suggestion; and Cain bonds with Kyle. 1.30 Coronation Street (R, C, AD) Today: Peter and Tina can’t resist any longer, and Todd manages to get his Valentine’s date. 2.00 May the Best House Win (G, R) 2.55 Tipping Point (G) Quizshow hosted by Ben Shephard. 3.55 Te Karere (C) 4.25 The Chase (G, C) Hosted by Bradley Walsh. 5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (G, C) Gameshow hosted by Eddie McGuire. 6.00 ONE News (C) 7.00 The Chase Australia (G, C) Contestants race to answer quiz questions correctly to avoid being caught by the Chaser. 8.00 The Secret World of Lego (G, C, AD) UK special that goes inside Lego’s secretive headquarters in Billund, Denmark, to see how Lego pieces are manufactured and meet some of the people who design the popular construction toy. 9.05 One Born Every Minute UK (AO, C) Tonight: A woman who thought she could never have children checks into the labour ward to have her miracle baby. 10.05 Nigel Latta: Is Sugar the New Fat? (G, R, HD, C) Psychologist Nigel Latta takes a look into the question of whether too much sugar can be dangerous. 11.05 ONE News Tonight (C) 11.35 ■ Happy Families (AO, R, C) UK reality show that follows the day-to-day life of four families for one week. 12.30am ■ Crime Secrets of … (AO, R, C) Pickpockets Abroad: Pickpocket gangs often hail from Eastern Europe. 1.20 Te Karere (R, C) 1.45 Infomercials 5.05 Faith in Action 5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C) 6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries 6.30 Transformers Rescue Bots (G, C) 6.55 Grizzly Tales (G, R, C) 7.20 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, R, C) 7.45 SpongeBob SquarePants (G, R, C) 8.10 Austin & Ally (G, R, C) 8.35 Kickin’ It (G, R, C) 9.00 Infomercials 10.30 Baby Daddy (PGR, C) 11.00 The Voice Australia (PGR, R, C) 12.30 ■ Lovestruck: The Musical (2013, PGR, R, C) Sara Paxton, Jane Seymour. 2.10 Regular Show (PGR, R, C) 2.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, C) Today: Carrie Fisher and Idina Menzel. 3.30 The Jungle Bunch: News Beat (G, R, C) 3.35 Jamie’s Got Tentacles (G, C) 4.00 ■ Arthur 3: The War of the Two Worlds (2010, G, R, C) Arthur must help the tiny Minimoys fight an evil emperor. Freddie Highmore, voices of Lou Reed, Selena Gomez, Mia Farrow, Iggy Pop, Jimmy Fallon. 6.00 Friends (G, R, C) 6.30 The Middle (G, R, C) The Telling: A disapproving Mike learns Frankie has managed to get Brick to snitch on his siblings. 7.00 ■ The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006, G, R, C) Santa Claus must contend with Jack Frost, who is trying to take his job, while dealing with troublesome in-laws. Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell, Martin Short, Abigail Breslin, Judge Reinhold. 8.50 ■ The Other Guys (2010, AO, R, C, AD) Two desk-bound New York City detectives decide to become heroes in the wake of the death of their idols and uncover a dangerous conspiracy while investigating a permit violation. Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes. 11.00 2 Broke Girls (PGR, R, C) And the First Degree: Caroline decides to help Max get her high-school diploma and reconnect with her estranged mother. 11.30 The Whispers (AO) Darkest Fears: A plan is put into place to trap Drill and attempt to drain away its energy. 12.30am Body of Proof (AO, R, C) 1.20 Infomercials 2.20 The Originals (AO, R) 3.10 Supernatural (AO, R, C) 3.55 The Vampire Diaries (AO, R, C) 4.45 Anger Management (PGR, R) 5.05 Joey (G, R, C) 5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM DECEMBER 19, 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST FTA 1912_FINAL.indd 77 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Infomercials 7.00 The Dr Oz Show (G, R, HD) 7.50 The Ricki Lake Show (G, R, HD) 8.40 The Queen Latifah Show (G, HD) 9.35 Infomercials 11.35 Baggage (PGR, HD) Noon ■ Finding Mrs Claus (2012, PGR, HD, C) Mrs Claus goes to Las Vegas to help a little girl. Mira Sorvino. 2.00 ■ Home Alone 4 (2002, G, R, HD, C) A boy defends his father’s mansion from burglars. Michael Weinberg. 3.55 The Biggest Loser Families (G, HD, C) 5.00 Survivor: Cambodia – Second Chance (G, HD) 6.00 3 News 7.00 Road Cops (PGR, R, HD, C) Tonight: Officers receive reports of a burnout party. 7.30 Lip Sync Battle Christmas Special (HD, C) A seasonal special with guests Seth Rogen, Joseph Gordon Levitt and Anthony Mackie. 8.30 ■ Forrest Gump (1994, AO, R, HD, C) A kindhearted yet simple-minded man recalls the story of his extraordinary life to anyone who will listen, while he waits for the bus to take him to his true love. Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Sally Field. Films, page 63 11.15 Motive (AO, R, HD, C) Fallen Angel: A parish priest is murdered. 12.15am – 6.00 Infomercials FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.05 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Sticky TV 4.30 Mr Young (G, R) 5.00 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 5.30 Life’s Funniest Moments (G, R) 6.00 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30 How I Met Your Mother (G, R) No Pressure: After Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her, and Barney searches for Marshall’s sex tape. 7.00 The Simpsons (G, R, C) ’Tis the Fifteenth Season: Mr Burns hands out Christmas bonuses at the power plant. 7.30 Face Off (PGR) Ancient Aliens: The first individual Spotlight Challenge revolves around the world’s great wonders. 8.30 ■ The Uninvited (2009, AO) A woman returns home after a stint in a mental institution, but her recovery is hindered by her cruel stepmother and aloof father. Emily Browning, Arielle Kebbel, Elizabeth Banks. 10.25 Burn Notice (AO, R) Reunion: Michael and Fiona hunt down the person he believes is responsible for sabotaging his last mission. 11.15 Entertainment Tonight (G) 11.40 – 6.00am Infomercials TV2: The Other Guys, 8.50pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 7.00 7.30 Noon 1.00 Home Shopping Deal or No Deal (G, R) Home Shopping The Doctors (G) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR, R) 2.00 Psych (PGR, R) 2.55 Great British Food Revival (G, R) 3.30 Antiques Roadshow (G, R) 4.30 Hot Bench (G) 5.00 Deal or No Deal (G) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 Escape to the Country (G) 7.00 Modern Family (PGR, R) 7.30 Jamie & Jimmy’s Food Fight Club (PGR, R) Germany: British v German sausages, and Gwyneth Paltrow cooks pasta. 8.30 Prime Rocks: Jethro Tull (AO) UK documentary about the 40-year history of rock band Jethro Tull. 10.50 Cricket Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 11.25 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR) 12.20am – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 6.30 Children’s Programmes (G, R) 8.30 Te Kaea (R) 9.00 Patapatai (G, R) 9.30 The Native Diet (G, R) 10.00 Korero Mai (G, R) 11.00 Toku Reo (G, R) Noon Korero Mai (G, R) 1.00 Toku Reo (G, R) 2.00 Ako (G, R) 3.00 Fitness in the Whare (G, R) 3.30 Pukoro (G, R) 4.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R) 4.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha (G) 5.00 Matika (G, R) 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga (R) 6.30 Ako (G, R) 7.00 Te Kaea (R) 7.30 Te Matatini 2015 – Toi Whakaari (R) 8.00 Waiata (G) 8.30 Voices of the Land: Nga Reo o te Whenua (G) Documentary about Maori instrumental traditions featuring Richard Nunns and Horomona Horo. 10.15 Te Kaea (R) 10.45 Kuia (G, R) 11.15 – 11.45 Paepae (G, R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition 77 9/12/2015 2:54 pm TUESDAY DECEMBER 22 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 8.10 6.00 The Face of Love (2013, M) Annette Bening. 7.30 Conduct Unbecoming (2011, PG) Corey Sevier. 9.10 Mini-series: Hindenburg: The Last Flight (2011, M, parts1&2) Maximilian Simonischek. 12.20 The Face of Love (2013, M) Annette Bening. 1.50 Every Day (2010, 16) Liev Schreiber. 3.25 Conduct Unbecoming (2011, PG) Corey Sevier. 5.05 The Grand Seduction (2013, M) Taylor Kitsch. 6.55 An Invisible Sign (2010, PG) A lonely maths teacher helps her students through their own crises. Jessica Alba. 8.30 A Most Wanted Man (2014, M) A German intelligence officer tries to enlist a Chechen refugee. Philip Seymour Hoffman, Willem Dafoe. 10.35 A Big Love Story (2012, M) Robbie Kaller. 12.05am Mini-series: The Driver (2014, 16, part 1) 1.40 The Grand Seduction (2013, M) 3.30 An Invisible Sign (2010, PG) 5.05 A Most Wanted Man (2014, M) 6.10 Directors: John Landis (PG) 6.40 Woman Times Seven (1967, PG) Shirley MacLaine. 8.25 Hellfighters (1968, PG) John Wayne. 10.25 Frenzy (1972, M) Jon Finch. 12.20 Directors: John Landis (PG) 12.50 Excalibur (1981, M) Nigel Terry. 3.10 Repossessed (1990, M) A priest successfully exorcises a possessed child. Leslie Nielsen. 4.35 Outland (1981, M) A federal marshal is sent to a mining colony. Sean Connery. 6.25 The Game (1997, M) A man receives a live-action game. Michael Douglas. 8.30 Dead Heat (2002, 16) A retired cop becomes involved with gangsters after buying a racing horse. Kiefer Sutherland, Radha Mitchell. 10.10 Born on the Fourth of July (1989, M) Based on the story of Vietnam vet Ron Kovic. Tom Cruise, Kyra Sedgwick. 12.30am Johnny Handsome (1989, 16) 2.05 Porky’s II: The Next Day (1983, 18) 3.40 Frenzy (1972, M) 5.35 Repossessed (1990, M) Housebound (2014, M) Morgana O’Reilly. 10.00 Shadow Witness (2012, M) Kevin Sorbo. 11.25 The Opposite Sex (2014, 16) Mena Suvari. 1.05 Unbroken (2014, M) Jack O’Connell. 3.20 All Is Lost (2013, M) Robert Redford. 5.05 Red 2 (2013, M) Bruce Willis. 7.00 The Curse of Downers Grove (2015, 16) A high school is gripped by an apparent curse that claims the life of a senior every year. Kevin Zegers. 8.30 Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015, 16) A group of friends changes the future again in order to track down a murderer. Craig Robinson, Adam Scott. 10.10 Hercules (2014, M) Dwayne Johnson, Ian McShane. 11.45 Bad Blood (2014, 16) Abigail Breslin. 1.15am The Curse of Downers Grove (2015, 16) 2.45 Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015, 16) 4.20 Bad Blood (2014, 16) 5.50 All Is Lost (2013, M) GENERAL in Your Life: Rachel Jemmett 3.30 Art and Soul 4.30 Greatest Painters: Pierre Bonnard 5.25 The Legacy Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Kindness Diaries 7.00 Getaway 7.30 The Roux Scholarship 8.30 Natural World: An Unexpected Wilderness 9.30 Jamie’s Family Christmas 10.00 Christmas with Poh 10.30 Salvage Hunters 11.30 Beverly Hills Pawn Noon Simon Reeve’s Caribbean 1.00 Kindness Diaries 1.30 Getaway 2.00 Extreme Railway Journeys 2.55 Gardeners’ World 3.35 House Crashers 4.00 Love Nature: Ocean Voyagers 5.00 River Cottage Forever 5.30 Rachel Allen’s Everyday Kitchen 6.00 The Get Growing Roadshow 6.30 Buying Alaska 7.00 Auction Hunters 7.30 Location, Location, Location 8.30 Buying & Selling with the Property Brothers 9.30 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 10.30 Auction Hunters 11.00 River Cottage Forever 11.30 Rachel Allen’s Everyday Kitchen 12.00am House Crashers 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 Gardeners’ World 1.30 House Crashers 2.00 Love Nature: Ocean Voyagers 3.00 The Get Growing Roadshow 3.30 Buying Alaska 4.00 Location, Location, Location 5.00 Buying & Selling with the Property Brothers UKTV SKY 007 6.00 Bad Education (M) 6.05 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.05 EastEnders (PG) 7.35 The Bill (M) 9.15 Pointless (PG) 10.05 The Graham Norton Show (M) 11.50 Critical (16) 12.45 Ripper Street (16) 1.40 New Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25 The Bill (M) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 8.30 Heartbeat (PG) Please Please Me: Peggy’s car is stolen with Deefer in the boot. 9.30 Father Brown (M) The Devil’s Dust: Father Brown searches for a missing girl. 10.25 Death in Paradise (PG) 11.25 The Graham Norton Show (M) 12.15am The Bill (M) 1.10 Pointless (PG) 2.00 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.30 Inspector Morse (M) 4.15 Foyle’s War (M) Living SKY 017 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.25 Cash in the Attic 7.15 Kirstie’s Homemade Christmas 8.10 Selling Houses Australia 9.05 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 10.00 The Great Interior Design Challenge 11.00 Homes Under the Hammer Noon Antiques Roadshow 78 LIST PAY1 1912_FINAL.indd 78 6.50 The Quiet Ones (2014, 16) Jared Harris. 8.30 Marshland (2014, 16) Javier Gutierrez. 10.20 Lucky Them (2013, M) Toni Collette. Noon The Ballad of the Weeping Spring (2012, M) Uri Gavriel. 1.55 God Loves Uganda (2013, M) US documentary. 3.25 Canopy (2013, M) Khan Chittenden, Tzu-yi Mo. 4.50 Ida (2013, M) Agata Kulesza. 6.15 Third Person (2013, M) Liam Neeson, Mila Kunis. 8.30 The Returned (16) Morgane: Julie decides to leave the Domaine, and Camille’s relationship with Virgil upsets her mother. 9.25 The Babadook (2014, M) A single mother starts to believe her son when he says there is a monster lurking in their house. Essie Davis. 11.00 Michael H Profession: Director (2013, 18) Austrian documentary. 12.30am Dirty Wars (M) 1.55 Canopy (2013, M) 3.20 God Loves Uganda (2013, M) 4.50 Michael H. Profession: Director (2013, 18) SoHo SKY 010 Movies Extra: A Most Wanted Man, 8.30pm 1.00 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 1.50 The Shelbourne 2.20 Kirstie’s Homemade Christmas 3.15 Grand Designs 4.10 Selling Houses Australia 5.05 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 8.30 Holmes Inspection 9.30 My Dream Derelict Home 10.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 11.30 Grand Designs 12.30am Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 4.10 Grand Designs 5.05 The Shelbourne 5.35 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.00 Daphnis Et Chloe 6.50 100 Yen: The Japanese Arcade Experience 8.00 Art Dealer: Ernst Beyeler 9.00 First Passion 10.00 Hors D’oeuvre 10.30 Inside the National Trust Noon Churches: How to Read Them 12.30 Ballet Evening at the Paris Opera 1.50 Daphnis Et Chloe 2.50 100 Yen: The Japanese Arcade Experience 4.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 4.45 Stars of the Silver Screen 5.30 Secret Life of Uri Geller 7.00 Put Some Colour in Your Life: Rachel Jemmett 7.30 Art and Soul 8.30 Greatest Painters: Pierre Bonnard 9.25 The Legacy 10.25 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 11.15 Johnny Cash: Song by Song (PG) Ring of Fire 11.35 Dolly Parton: Song by Song (G) I Will Always Love You 12.00am Portrait Artist of the Year 12.45 Stars of the Silver Screen 1.30 Secret Life of Uri Geller 3.00 Put Some Colour 6.00 Banshee (18) 6.50 Queer as Folk (18) 7.35 Deadwood (16) 8.25 Homeland (16) 10.05 ■ Bessie (2015, M) 11.55 American Horror Story: Hotel (18) 12.50 Deadwood (16) 1.50 Banshee (18) 2.50 Homeland (16) 4.40 Deadwood (16) 5.40 American Horror Story: Hotel (18) 6.40 Banshee (18) Ways to Bury a Man: An enraged Lucas decides to go after Kai, and Carrie reconnects with Gordon under trying circumstances. 7.30 The Affair (16) 8.30 Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M) Documentary in which Vice heads to El Reno Federal Prison with President Obama. 9.40 Into the Badlands (18) Hand of Five Poisons: Sunny and MK fight to escape Quinn’s grip once and for all. 10.30 Banshee (18) Evil for Evil: Emmett is tested by Sharp and his skinheads. 11.20 Homeland (16) 12.20am Blunt Talk (16) 12.50 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 1.20 The Affair (16) 2.20 Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M) 3.30 Into the Badlands (18) 4.20 Blunt Talk (16) 4.50 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 5.20 Banshee (18) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 7.45 World Business Report 8.00 BBC World News 8.30 BBC Business Live 9.00 BBC World News 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 World Business Report 10.45 Sport Today 11.00 GMT 1.00 BBC Impact 2.30 World Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 Global with Matthew Amroliwala 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 Outside Source 5.30 BBC Focus on Africa 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 Sport Today 7.00 World News Today 7.30 Sport Today 8.00 BBC Business Live 8.30 HARDtalk 9.00 Outside Source 10.00 BBC World News America 11.00 Newsday 11.30 Asia Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am Newsday 12.30 Asia Business Report 12.45 Sport Today 1.00 Newsday 1.30 Asia Business Report 1.45 Sport Today 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Asia Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Our World 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 World Business Report 5.45 BBC World News LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 2:55 pm TUESDAY DECEMBER 22 SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.00 Surfing, Men’s World League, J Bay Open, day 10. 7.00 V8 Life 7.30 Red Bull Drift Shifters 8.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day four, last 2 hours. 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five, live. 12.35 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Perth Scorchers v Adelaide Strikers. 1.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five, live. 6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Perth Scorchers v Adelaide Strikers. 6.30 Touch Football, Secondary Schools National finals, highlights. 7.30 UFC Now 8.30 TBA 10.30 US Masters Official Films 11.30 Darts, World Championship, day five. 3.30am Touch Football, Secondary Schools National finals, highlights. 4.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Hobart Hurricanes v Brisbane Heat. 5.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 5.30 Basketball, NBL, NZ Breakers v Illawarra Hawks. Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 Soccer, A-League, round 11, Wellington Phoenix v Sydney FC. 6.30 The ITM Fishing Show 7.30 Basketball, NBL, round 11, NZ Breakers v Illawarra Hawks. 8.00 Darts, World Championship, day five, live. Noon V8 Life 12.30 Red Bull Drift Shifters 1.00 Isle of Man TT Preview Show 2.00 Darts, World Championship, day five. 6.00 NZ Football Weekly 6.30 A-League Highlights Show 7.00 The Football League Show 7.30 Isle of Man TT Preview Show 8.35 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game six, Perth Scorchers v Adelaide Strikers. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game seven, Hobart Hurricanes v Brisbane Heat, live. 12.35am US Masters Official Films 1.35 Golf Channel Academy 2.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 3.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game seven, Hobart Hurricanes v Brisbane Heat. 3.30 Fox Sports News 4.00 UFC Now 5.00 The ITM Fishing Show FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO BBC Knowledge: 24 Hours in A&E, 8.30pm day four. 6.30 A-League Highlights Show 7.00 The Football League Show 7.30 NZ Football Weekly 8.00 Fox Sports News 8.30 Big Break Palm Beaches 6.30 US Masters Official Films 7.30 Altered Course 8.30 Golf Channel Academy 9.30 Touch Football, Secondary Schools National finals, highlights. 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five, last 2 hours. 12.30am Fox Sports News 1.00 Fight Night on Sky 3.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five, last 2 hours. 5.00 Isle of Man TT Preview Show ESPN SKY 061 6.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, 6.00 Spirit of Yachting, Rolex Middle Sea race. 6.30 NFL’s Greatest Games 7.30 NFL Primetime 8.30 Gridiron, NCAA, Miami Beach Bowl, live. Noon Monday Night Countdown 2.15 Gridiron, NCAA, Detroit Lions v New Orleans Saints, live. 5.20 SportsCenter 7.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Miami Beach Bowl. 9.00 Around the Horn 9.30 Pardon the Interruption 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NBA Tonight 11.00 ESPN Original Documentaries 12.00am NFL Primetime 1.00 SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 2.30 NBA Tonight 3.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Detroit Lions v New Orleans Saints. 5.30 Gridiron, NCAA, Miami Beach Bowl. DOCUMENTARIES History SKY 073 Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 Discovery SKY 070 6.00 Tickle (M) 6.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 7.30 Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 NASA’s Unexplained Files (PG) 10.20 Secret Space Escapes (PG) 11.15 I (Almost) Got Away with It (M) 12.10 Deadly Devotion (M) 1.05 Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? (M) 2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55 How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 You Have Been Warned (PG) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Edge of Alaska (M) 7.30 Kings of the Wild (M) 8.30 Dual Survival (M) Tonight: Matt and Joe battle torrential rains. 9.30 FBI Takedowns (M) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am Evil Kin (M) 1.25 Disappeared (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 Tickle (M) 3.15 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 Moonshiners (M) National Geographic SKY 072 6.00 Street Genius (PG) 6.30 The Known Universe 7.30 Megastructures 8.30 Wicked Tuna: North vs South (M) 9.30 Evacuate Earth (PG) 11.30 Do or Die (PG) Noon Brain Games (PG) 12.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30 Man v Viral (M) 2.30 Science of Stupid Marathon (M) 5.30 Brain Games (PG) 6.00 Brain Games (PG) 6.30 Science of Stupid (M) 7.00 Hacking the System (PG) 7.30 Witness: Disaster in Japan (PG) 8.30 Outback Wrangler (PG) A Truckload of Crocs (Part 2): Matt and the boys try to catch 30 crocodiles in NT’s Mary River. 9.00 Breakthrough (PG) 10.00 Shackleton (M) 11.30 Drugs Inc. (M) 12.30am Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30 Inside Combat Rescue (M) 2.30 Inside the American Mob (M) 3.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 4.30 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) 5.30 Science of Stupid (M) DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 79 6.30 Suffragettes Forever: Women and Power (PG) 7.30 Jesus Conspiracies (PG) 8.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 9.30 The History of Christianity (PG) 10.30 Tomb of Christ (PG) 11.30 Egypt’s Lost Queens (PG) 12.30 National Trust: National Treasures (PG) 1.30 New Secrets of the Terracotta Warriors (PG) 2.30 Dangerous Missions (PG) 3.30 Hitler’s Children (M) 4.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 5.30 Christianity: A History (PG) 6.30 Jesus: The Cold Case (PG) 7.30 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) 8.30 The Wheelchair President (PG) A biography of President Roosevelt. 9.30 Hitler’s Miracle Weapons (PG) 10.30 Goerings’ Last Battle (PG) 11.30 Battleground: The Art of War (PG) 12.30am Dangerous Missions (PG) 1.30 Hitler’s Children (M) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 4.00 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) 4.45 The Wheelchair President (PG) 5.30 Hitler’s Miracle Weapons (PG) BBC Knowledge SKY 074 6.20 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 7.10 Who Do You Think You Are? US (PG) 7.55 Dragons’ Den (PG) 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia (PG) 10.50 Eggheads (PG) 11.20 Top Gear USA (PG) 12.05 Traffic Cops (M) 1.05 Top Gear (PG) 2.05 The Private Life of Plants (PG) 3.00 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.50 Eggheads (PG) 4.20 Top Gear (M) 6.30 Traffic Cops (M) 7.35 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 8.30 24 Hours in A&E (M) 9.25 Who Do You Think You Are? US (PG) Chris O’Donnell. 10.15 Traffic Cops (M) 11.20 Top Gear (PG) 12.25am Top Gear USA (PG) 1.10 Who Do You Think You Are? (PG) 2.05 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 2.55 Dragons’ Den (PG) 3.55 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 4.45 24 Hours in A&E (M) 5.35 Who Do You Think You Are? US (PG) 6.00 Morning Report Including: 6.16 and 6.50 Business News; 6.18 Pacific News; 6.26 Rural News; 6.48 and 7.45 NZ Newspapers 9.06 Nine to Noon with Kathryn Ryan Including: 10.45 The Reading: A Cow of a Night, by Sue Emms read by Katherine McRae ([email protected]) Noon Midday Report Including: 12.16 Business News; 12.26 Sport; 12.34 Rural News; 12.43 Worldwatch 1.06 Jesse Mulligan (RNZ) ([email protected]) 4.06 The Panel with Jim Mora (RNZ) ([email protected]) 5.00 Checkpoint ([email protected]) 7.06 Nights with Bryan Crump Including: 7.30 The Sampler (RNZ); 8.13 Windows on the World; 9.06 The Tuesday Feature ([email protected]) 10.00 News and Late Edition 11.06 The Shed With British broadcaster Mark Coles (MCM) 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.06 Music After Midnight; 12.30 Insight (RNZ); 1.15 Primary People (RNZ); 2.05 The Forum (BBC); 3.05 Berries and Cream, by Adrienne Frater, told by Catherine Downes (RNZ); 3.30 Diversions (RNZ); 5.10 Witness (BBC) Details available at radionz.co.nz Parliament: radionz.co.nz/parliament RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00, 10.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm 6.00 Classic Morning with Rick Young Including: 9.00 Christmastide 10.00 Weekday Classics with Clarissa Dunn Including: Noon Recent Releases; 1.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or [email protected]) 2.00 Upbeat with Eva Radich (RNZ) 3.00 Classic Afternoons with David Morriss Including: CD Masters; 4.00 Made in New Zealand 7.00 Appointment New Horizons Christmas Special (RNZ) 8.00 Music Alive Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a Choir, Viva Voce/John Rosser – Caurroy: Noël, Sus, troupe chantresse; Britten: A boy was born; Chilcott: The shepherd’s carol; Trad arr Williams: Mary had a baby; Trad arr Rathbone: Coventry carol; Roberts: Poverty; Trad arr Wood: Ding dong! merrily on high; Pierpont arr Rathbone: Jingle bells; Torme/ Wells arr Gritton: The Christmas song; Praetorius: Resonet in laudibus; Lauridsen: O magnum mysterium; Tavener: The lamb; Trad arr Rathbone: Carol medley; Martin/Blaine arr Gritton: Have yourself a merry little Christmas; Trad: The twelve days of Christmas (RNZ) 9.10 Night Evocations 10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 Duncan Garner 9.00 Mitch Harris Noon Karyn Hay 3.00 David Slack 6.00 3 News 7.00 Miles Davis 12.00am Emma Lange 5.00 James Coleman Newstalk ZB 6.00 Jack Tame 8.30 Leighton Smith Noon Danny Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Mark Watson 8.00 Kerre McIvor 12.00am Tim Beveridge 5.00 Rachel Smalley 79 9/12/2015 2:56 pm WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 23 TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.00 Hyundai Country Calendar (G, R, C) 6.30 Going Going Gone (G, R, C) 7.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (G, C) 8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (G, R) 9.00 Infomercials 10.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, R, C) Today: Carrie Fisher and Idina Menzel. 11.00 The Chase (G, R, C) Noon Whanau Living (G, R, HD) Today: Top chef Paul Jobin joins Stacey to create a twocourse meal. 12.30 Emmerdale (C) Today: Bernice and Lawrence’s wedding day arrives. 1.30 Coronation Street (R, C, AD) Today: Tina gets a birthday surprise, and Roy’s shopper becomes a cropper. 2.00 May the Best House Win (G, R) Narrated by Guy Porritt. 2.55 Tipping Point (G) Quizshow hosted by Ben Shephard. 3.55 Te Karere (C) 4.25 The Chase (G, C) 5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (G, C) Eddie McGuire hosts a gameshow. 6.00 ONE News (C) 7.00 MasterChef Australia (G, C) Tonight: The judges reveal the pressure test has been set by a rising star of the dessert world, guest chef Anna Polyviou. 8.10 Border Security (R, C) Tonight: A Vietnamese man has something to hide, and an emotional American woman tries to reunite with a former love. 8.40 ■ Pets: Wild at Heart (G, C, AD) Secretive Creatures: How our beloved pets experience the world through their senses and channels of communication. 9.50 ■ The Island with Bear Grylls (AO, HD, C) Surviving the Island: Bear Grylls visits the men at the end of the experiment to take an in-depth look at life on the island and discuss how they have survived for the past four weeks and how their experiences have affected them and also takes a behind-the-scenes look at the making of the show. 10.50 ONE News Tonight (C) 11.20 ■ Nothing Trivial (AO, R, HD, C, AD) Season one of the local drama series about a pub quiz team. Who Was the Lady Love of John Wayne Bobbitt?: The team arrive to find their table is occupied. 12.15am Soccer English Premier League, highlights. 1.15 Te Karere (R, C) 1.40 Infomercials 5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C) 6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries 6.30 Transformers Rescue Bots (G, C) 6.55 Grizzly Tales (G, R, C) 7.20 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, R, C) 7.45 SpongeBob SquarePants (G, R, C) 8.10 Austin & Ally (G, R, C) 8.35 Kickin’ It (G, R, C) 9.00 Infomercials 10.30 Baby Daddy (PGR, C) 11.00 The Voice Australia (G, R, C) 12.30 ■ A Cookie Cutter Christmas (2014, G, C) Two schoolteachers take their rivalry to a new level. Erin Krakow, David Haydn-Jones. 2.20 Regular Show (PGR, R) 2.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, C) 3.30 The Jungle Bunch: News Beat (G, R, C) 3.35 Jamie’s Got Tentacles (G, C) 4.00 ■ Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’hoole (2010, G, R, C) A young owl is abducted by an evil Owl army. Voice of Jim Sturgess . 6.00 Friends (R, C) The One with Joey’s Fridge: Ross worries when his girlfriend goes on holiday with her friends. 6.30 The Middle (R, C) The Wedding: Mike’s brother plans to get married at the Hecks’ home, but he does not run the idea past them first. 7.00 ■ Elf (2003, G, R, C, AD) A man raised as an elf at Santa’s North Pole home embarks on a journey to find his biological father. Will Ferrell, James Caan, Mary Steenburgen. 8.50 ■ You Don’t Mess with the Zohan (2008, AO, R, C) An Israeli special forces soldier fakes his death so he can fulfil his dream to be a hair stylist in New York City. Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, Emmanuelle Chriqui. 11.10 2 Broke Girls (PGR, R, C) And the Reality Problem: Max and Caroline are approached about shooting an episode of a reality TV show at their cupcake window. 11.40 Anger Management (PGR) Charlie Gets in Bed with Jordan and Her Ex: Charlie wants to make a business deal with Jordan’s ex-husband. 12.30am Surviving Jack (PGR, R, C) 1.00 Undateable (PGR, R, C) 1.25 Infomercials 2.30 The Originals (AO, R) 3.15 Supernatural (AO, R, C) 4.00 The Vampire Diaries (AO, R, C) 4.45 Anger Management (PGR, R) 5.05 Joey (G, R, C) 5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM 80 LIST FTA 1912_FINAL.indd 80 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Infomercials 7.00 The Dr Oz Show (G, R, HD) 7.50 The Ricki Lake Show (AO, R, HD) 8.40 The Queen Latifah Show (G, HD) 9.35 Infomercials 11.35 Baggage (PGR, HD) Noon ■ Love at the Christmas Table (2012, PGR, R, HD, C) A man realises he loves his best friend. Danica McKellar. 2.00 ■ Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012, HD, C) A boy learns his family is relocating from California to Maine. Christian Martyn. 3.55 The Biggest Loser Families (G, HD, C) 5.00 Survivor: Cambodia – Second Chance (G, HD) 6.00 3 News 7.00 ■ Megamind (2010, HD, C) A supervillain finds himself at a loss on what to do in the wake of a “victory”. Voices of Will Ferrell, Jonah Hill, Brad Pitt. 9.00 ■ The Holiday (2006, AO, R, C) Two women who live on opposite sides of the Atlantic meet online and impulsively switch homes for Christmas. Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Jack Black, Eli Wallach. Films, page 63 11.35 NCIS: Los Angeles (AO, R, HD, C) Merry Evasion: The team searches for a motive after a senator’s daughter is the victim of a home invasion. 12.35am – 6.00 Infomercials FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.05 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Sticky TV 4.30 Mr Young (G, R) 5.00 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 5.30 Life’s Funniest Moments (G, R) 6.00 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30 How I Met Your Mother (G, R) Karma: Barney decides to pursue Quinn. 7.00 The Simpsons (G, R, C) Holidays of Future Passed: The Simpsons flash forward 30 years. 7.30 Family Guy (PGR, R) You Can’t Do That on Television, Peter: After Peter’s favourite TV show is cancelled, he takes matters into his own hands. 8.00 Fresh Off the Boat (PGR, R) Very Superstitious: Eddie starts telling fibs when Louis tells him that white lies are okay. 8.30 ■ Miracle on 34th Street (1994, C) A six-yearold girl rediscovers her sense of wonder after meeting a department store Santa Claus. Richard Attenborough, Mara Wilson. Films, page 63 10.45 Rake US (AO) Staple Hole: Ben takes over the law firm after the death of his father. 11.40 Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.05am – 6.00 Infomercials TV3: Megamind, 7.00pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 7.00 7.30 Noon 1.00 Home Shopping Deal or No Deal (G, R) Home Shopping The Doctors (G) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR, R) 2.00 Psych (PGR, R) 2.55 Great British Food Revival (G, R) 3.30 Antiques Roadshow (G, R) 4.30 Hot Bench (G) 5.00 Deal or No Deal (G) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 Escape to the Country (G) 7.00 Modern Family (PGR, R) 7.30 Bondi Rescue (PGR) 8.00 Storage Wars: Texas (G) Tonight: Dallas. 8.30 Wayward Pines (AO) Our Town, Our Law: Ethan has another run-in with Sheriff Pope. 9.30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (AO, R) Venezuela: Ross travels to Caracas in Venezuela. 10.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR) 11.30 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R) 12.00am – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 6.30 Children’s Programmes (G, R) 8.30 Te Kaea (R) 9.00 Patapatai (G, R) 9.30 The Native Diet (G, R) 10.00 Korero Mai (G, R) 11.00 Toku Reo (G, R) Noon Korero Mai (G, R) 1.00 Toku Reo (G, R) 2.00 Ako (G, R) 3.00 Fitness in the Whare (G, R) 3.30 Pukoro (G, R) 4.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R) 4.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha (G) 5.00 Matika (G, R) 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga (G, R) 6.30 Ako (G, R) 7.00 Te Kaea (R) 7.30 Te Matatini 2015 – Toi Whakaari (R) 8.00 Kaitiaki Wars (PGR, R) 8.30 Kowhao Rau – Matangi Rau (G) 9.30 Whawhai (PGR, R) 10.00 Te Kauta (PGR) 10.30 Te Kaea (R) 11.00 – 11.30 Paepae (G, R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition LISTENER DECEMBER 19, 2015 9/12/2015 2:54 pm WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 23 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 7.35 7.05 7.00 Hercules (2014, M) Dwayne Johnson. 9.10 Bad Blood (2014, 16) Abigail Breslin. 10.40 The Curse of Downers Grove (2015, 16) Kevin Zegers. 12.10 Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015, 16) Craig Robinson. 1.45 All Is Lost (2013, M) Robert Redford. 3.30 Hercules (2014, M) Dwayne Johnson. 5.10 When Love Is Not Enough: The Lois Wilson Story (2010, M) Winona Ryder. 6.45 Think Like a Man Too (2014, M) Kevin Hart, Gabrielle Union. 8.30 Mindscape (2013, M) A detective with the unique ability to enter others’ minds uses his gift to uncover a mystery. Mark Strong. 10.10 The Inbetweeners 2 (2014, 16) Simon Bird, James Buckley. 11.45 The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014, 16) Jill Larson. 1.15am Think Like a Man Too (2014, M) 3.15 The Inbetweeners 2 (2014, 16) 4.50 When Love Is Not Enough: The Lois Wilson Story (2010, M) Directors: Barry Levinson (PG) 7.35 A Big Love Story (2012, M) Robbie Kaller. 9.05 Mini-series: The Driver (2014, 16, part 1) 10.40 An Invisible Sign (2010, PG) Jessica Alba. 12.15 A Most Wanted Man (2014, M) Philip Seymour Hoffman. 2.15 A Big Love Story (2012, M) Robbie Kaller. 3.45 Mini-series: The Driver (2014, 16, part 1) 5.20 Trust Me (2013, M) Clark Gregg, Felicity Huffman. 6.50 Goodbye World (2013, 16) The world is crippled by a cyber-attack. Adrian Grenier. 8.30 Finding Ms Right (2012, 16) A man pretends to be Jewish in order to win a woman’s affection. Nicollette Sheridan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Peter Stormare. 10.05 Wild (2014, 16) Reese Witherspoon, Laura Dern. 12.00am Mini-series: The Driver (2014, 16, part 1) 1.50 Trust Me (2013, M) 3.20 Goodbye World (2013, 16) 5.00 Finding Ms Right (2012, 16) The Game (1997, M) Michael Douglas. 9.05 Born on the Fourth of July (1989, M) Tom Cruise. 11.25 Inside Story: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (PG) 1.00 Red Sun (1971, PG) Charles Bronson. 2.55 Under the Cherry Moon (1986, M) Prince. 4.35 Fresh (1994, 16) Samuel L Jackson. 6.30 Fallen (1998, M) A detective discovers the serial killer he is tracking is a demon that has the ability to transfer its soul from one person to another. Denzel Washington, John Goodman. 8.30 U-571 (2000, M) Disguised American submariners plot to board a German U-Boat to retrieve a coding machine. Matthew McConaughey. 10.25 Romeo Is Bleeding (1993, 16) Mobsters attempt to blackmail a corrupt New York detective. Gary Oldman. 12.15am The Fog (1980, M) 1.45 Porky’s Revenge (1985, 18) 3.15 Romeo Is Bleeding (1993, 16) 5.05 Under the Cherry Moon (1986, M) GENERAL Wallace National Piano Competition 2015 4.30 Le Concert De Paris 2014 Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 House Crashers 8.30 Love Nature: Ocean Voyagers 9.30 River Cottage Forever 10.00 Rachel Allen’s Everyday Kitchen 10.30 The Get Growing Roadshow 11.00 Buying Alaska 11.30 Auction Hunters Noon Location, Location, Location 1.00 Buying & Selling with the Property Brothers 2.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 2.55 Gardeners’ World 3.35 House Crashers 4.00 Flying Rhinos 5.00 The Cook and the Chef 5.30 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 6.00 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 7.00 American Restoration 7.30 Where the Wild Men Are with Ben Fogle UK 8.30 The Catch (PGR) 9.30 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction 10.30 American Restoration 11.00 The Cook and the Chef 11.30 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 12.00am House Crashers 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 Gardeners’ World 1.30 House Crashers 2.00 Flying Rhinos 3.00 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 4.00 The Catch (PGR) 5.00 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction UKTV SKY 007 6.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 6.30 Would I Lie to You? (M) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30 The Bill (M) 9.15 Pointless (PG) 10.00 The Graham Norton Show (M) 11.55 Critical (16) 12.45 Ripper Street (16) 1.40 New Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25 The Bill (M) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 8.30 Stella (M) Tonight: Stella struggles to move on from Michael, and Celia receives a blast from the past. 9.25 Holby City (M) Hold on Me: The report on Ritchie Mooney is due, and someone’s neck could be on the line. 10.30 The Bill (M) 11.25 The Graham Norton Show (M) 12.15am The Bill (M) 1.10 Pointless (PG) 2.00 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.30 Inspector Morse (M) 4.15 Foyle’s War (M) Living SKY 017 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.25 Cash in the Attic 7.15 My Dream Derelict Home 8.05 Holmes Inspection 9.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 9.55 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.55 Homes Under the Hammer 11.55 Antiques Roadshow 12.55 Obsessive DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY1 1912_FINAL.indd 81 6.20 The Ballad of the Weeping Spring (2012, M) Uri Gavriel. 8.15 Ida (2013, M) Agata Kulesza. 9.35 Third Person (2013, M) Liam Neeson. 11.50 The Babadook (2014, M) Essie Davis. 1.25 The Kindergarten Teacher (2014, M) Sarit Larry. 3.25 The Last Impresario (2013, M) Michael White, Gracie Otto. 4.55 A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014, 16) Sheila Vand, Arash Marandi. 6.35 Joe (2013, 16) An ex-con befriends a 15-year-old boy. Nicolas Cage, Tye Sheridan. 8.30 Little Accidents (2014, M) In a small American coal town, the disappearance of a young boy draws three people together in a web of secrets. Elizabeth Banks. 10.15 Suskind (2012, M) Karl Markovics, Katja Herbers. 12.10am Cosmic Psychos: Blokes You Can Trust (16) 1.45 The Kindergarten Teacher (2014, M) 3.45 The Last Impresario (2013, M) 5.15 A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014, 16) SoHo SKY 010 Movies Classics: Fallen, 6.30pm Compulsive Cleaners 1.50 The Shelbourne 2.20 My Dream Derelict Home 3.15 Grand Designs 4.10 Holmes Inspection 5.05 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 8.30 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 9.30 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 10.30 Selling Houses Australia 11.30 Grand Designs 12.30am Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Selling Houses Australia 4.10 Grand Designs 5.05 The Shelbourne 5.35 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.00 The Legacy 6.25 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 7.15 Johnny Cash: Song by Song (PG) 7.35 Dolly Parton: Song by Song (G) I Will Always Love You 8.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 8.45 Stars of the Silver Screen 9.30 Secret Life of Uri Geller 11.00 Put Some Colour in Your Life: Rachel Jemmett 11.30 Art and Soul 12.30 Greatest Painters: Pierre Bonnard 1.25 The Legacy 2.25 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 3.15 Johnny Cash: Song by Song (PG) Ring of Fire 3.35 Dolly Parton: Song by Song (G) I Will Always Love You 4.00 Andre Rieu: Welcome to My World 5.30 Verbier: Lisiecki Plays Mozart Chopin Bach 7.00 Wallace National Piano Competition 2015 8.30 Le Concert De Paris 2014 10.00 Lucerne Festival: Simon Rattle Conducts Mozart 11.40 Camera Music 12.00am Andre Rieu: Welcome to My World 1.30 Verbier: Lisiecki Plays Mozart Chopin Bach 3.00 6.10 Queer as Folk (18) 6.55 Homeland (16) 7.45 Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M) 8.55 Into the Badlands (18) 9.55 Blunt Talk (16) 10.25 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 10.55 The Affair (16) 11.55 Homeland (16) 12.55 Into the Badlands 1.45 Banshee (18) 2.40 Blunt Talk (16) 3.10 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 3.40 Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M) 4.50 Into the Badlands (18) 5.40 Homeland (16) 6.40 Banshee (18) Evil for Evil: Emmett is tested by Sharp and his skinheads. 7.30 The Knick (18) 8.30 Blunt Talk (16) A Beaver That’s Lost Its Mind: Walter finds out that his ex-wife is dating a rock star. 9.00 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) What You Like Is in the Limo: The Heathens discover they are big in Belgium. 9.30 Deadwood (16) Leviathan Smiles: Sheriff Bullock earns Hearst’s ire. 10.30 Banshee (18) Homecoming: Job’s encounter with a priest brings Lucas and Carrie closer to Rabbit. 11.20 American Horror Story: Hotel (18) 12.10am Babylon (16) 1.10 The Knick (18) 2.10 Blunt Talk (16) 2.40 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 3.10 Deadwood (16) 4.10 American Horror Story: Hotel (18) 5.10 Banshee (18) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 7.45 World Business Report 8.00 BBC World News 8.30 BBC Business Live 9.00 BBC World News 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 World Business Report 10.45 Sport Today 11.00 GMT 1.00 BBC Impact 2.30 World Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 Global with Matthew Amroliwala 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 Outside Source 5.30 BBC Focus on Africa 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 Sport Today 7.00 World News Today 7.30 Sport Today 8.00 BBC Business Live 8.30 HARDtalk 9.00 Outside Source 10.00 BBC World News America 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 BBC World News America 12.00am BBC World News 1.30 Click 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 The Travel Show 3.00 BBC World News 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 World Business Report 5.45 BBC World News 81 9/12/2015 2:55 pm WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 23 SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.00 US Masters Official Films 7.00 Altered Course 8.00 Golf Channel Academy 9.00 Red Bull Drift Shifters 9.30 NZ Football Weekly 10.00 The Football League Show 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 11.00 UFC Now Noon UFC Fight Night, Rafael dos Anjos v Donald Cowboy Cerrone. 2.00 Snowboarding, Dew Tour, women’s Slopestyle, finals. 3.00 Snowboarding, Dew Tour, men’s Superpipe, finals. 4.30 Red Bull Drift Shifters 5.00 A-League Highlights Show 5.30 NZ Football Weekly 6.00 The Football League Show 6.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Heat. 7.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 7.30 The ITM Fishing Show 8.30 Golf World 9.00 NBL, Breakers v Hawks. 9.30 NBL, Adelaide 36ers v Melbourne United, live. 11.30 Darts, World C’ship, day six. 3.30am Crash 4.00 V8 Life 4.30 Red Bull Drift Shifters 5.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers. 5.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five, last 2 hours. 8.00 Darts, World C’ship, day six, live. Noon Fox Sports News 12.30 Sky Sports UK News 1.00 Isle of Man TT, qualifying. 2.00 V8 Life 2.30 UFC Now 3.30 Soccer, A-League, Phoenix v Sydney FC. 4.00 Touch Football, Secondary Schools National finals, highlights. 5.00 Rugby, Land Rover first XV, Review Show. 6.00 Surfing, WSL World C’ship, Billabong Pro Teahupoo. 7.00 V8 Life 7.30 Isle of Man TT, qualifying. 8.35 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Heat. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers, live. 12.35am Surfing, WSL World C’ship, Billabong Pro Teahupoo, highlights. 1.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 2.00 NBL, 36ers v Melbourne United. 4.00 NBL, Breakers v Hawks. FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO Discovery: Yukon Men, 8.30pm replay. 9.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 10.00 Fox Sports News 10.30 City TV 1.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 2.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Heat. 2.30 Sky Sports UK News 3.00 V8 Life 3.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 4.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Heat. 4.30 Darts, World C’ship, day six. 8.30 Crash 9.00 V8 Life 9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00 Ultimate Insider 10.30 TBA 12.30am Inside Cricket 1.30 Ultimate Insider 2.00 V8 Life 2.30 Golf World 3.00 US Masters Official Films 4.00 Altered Course 5.00 Golf Channel Academy ESPN SKY 061 6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Heat, 6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Miami Beach Bowl. 7.30 ESPN Original Documentaries 8.30 NFL Insiders 9.00 NFL Films 9.30 Gridiron, NCAA, Famous Idaho Potato Bowl, live. 1.00 Gridiron, NCAA, BoCA Raton Bowl, live. 4.30 SportsCenter 6.00 SportsCenter 7.00 Basketball, NCAA, American Athletic Conference, delayed. 9.00 Around the Horn 9.30 Pardon the Interruption 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NBA Tonight 11.00 Basketball, NCAA, Atlantic Coast Conference, California v Virginia, delayed. 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 2.30 NBA Tonight 3.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Famous Idaho Potato Bowl. 5.00 Gridiron, NCAA, BoCA Raton Bowl. DOCUMENTARIES History SKY 073 Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 6.00 Tickle (M) 6.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 7.30 Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 Alaskan Bush People (M) 10.20 FBI Takedowns (M) 11.15 Deadly Affairs (M) 12.10 Disappeared (M) 1.05 Evil Kin (M) 2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55 How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 Dual Survival (M) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 MythBusters (PG) 7.30 Pacific Warriors (PG) 8.30 Yukon Men (M) Tonight: The Tozi River wolf pack continues to encroach on Tanana’s boarders. 9.30 Edge of Alaska (M) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am Scorned: Love Kills (M) 1.25 Desperate Measures (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 Tickle (M) 3.15 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 Moonshiners (M) 6.30 Goerings’ Last Battle (PG) 7.30 Battleground: The Art of War (PG) 8.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 9.30 Christianity: A History (PG) 10.30 Jesus: The Cold Case (PG) 11.30 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) 12.30 The Wheelchair President (PG) 1.30 Hitler’s Miracle Weapons (PG) 2.30 Dangerous Missions (PG) 3.30 Nazi Secret Files (PG) 4.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 5.30 A History of Christianity (PG) 6.30 The Week They Elected the Pope (PG) 7.30 The Making of the Mob: New York (PG) 8.30 Surviving the Tsunami (PG) 9.30 The Road from Christ to Constantine (PG) 10.30 Sex and the Church (PG) 11.30 Temple Mount (PG) 12.30am Dangerous Missions (PG) 1.30 Nazi Secret Files (PG) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 4.00 The Making of the Mob: New York (PG) 4.45 Surviving the Tsunami (PG) 5.30 The Road from Christ to Constantine (PG) National Geographic SKY 072 BBC Knowledge SKY 074 Discovery SKY 070 6.00 Street Genius (PG) 6.30 The Known Universe 7.30 Megastructures 8.30 Wicked Tuna North Vs South (M) 9.30 The War Generals (M) 11.30 Do or Die (PG) Noon Brain Games (PG) 12.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30 UFOs in Europe: The Untold Stories (PG) 3.30 Russia’s Mystery Files (M) 5.30 Area 51: The CIA’s Secret Files (M) 6.30 Science of Stupid (M) 7.00 Hacking the System (PG) 7.30 Megastructures (PG) Today: World’s Biggest Sewer 8.30 Science of Stupid (M) 9.00 How to Win at Everything (PG) 9.30 Inside NSA: America’s Cyber Secrets (PG) 10.30 Outback Wrangler (PG) 11.00 Storm Hunters (PG) 11.30 Drugs Inc. (M) 12.30am Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30 Inside Combat Rescue (M) 2.30 Inside the American Mob (M) 3.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 4.30 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) 5.30 Science of Stupid (M) 82 LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 82 6.20 Demolition: The Wrecking Crew (M) 7.15 Wastemen (M) 8.10 Mud, Sweat & Gears (M) 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia (PG) 10.50 Eggheads (PG) 11.20 Top Gear USA (PG) 12.05 Traffic Cops (M) 1.05 Top Gear (PG) 2.05 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.50 Eggheads (PG) 4.20 Top Gear (PG) 6.25 Traffic Cops (M) 7.30 The Truth About Meat (M) 8.30 Should I Eat Meat? (PG) Michael Mosley explores the latest science and puts it to the test on a high-meat diet. 9.30 24 Hours in A&E (M) Life in the Fast Lane: A 48-year-old retired soldier discovers he has a tumour. 10.25 Traffic Cops (M) 11.30 Top Gear (PG) 12.35am Top Gear USA (PG) 1.20 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia (PG) 2.15 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.05 Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) 3.55 The Truth About Meat (M) 4.50 Should I Eat Meat? (PG) 5.50 24 Hours in A&E (M) 6.00 Morning Report Including: 6.16 and 6.50 Business News; 6.18 Pacific News; 6.26 Rural News; 6.48 and 7.45 NZ Newspapers 9.06 Nine to Noon with Kathryn Ryan Including: 10.45 The Reading: Night Flight, by Malcolm Bowers (RNZ) (ninetonoon@ radionz.co.nz) Noon Midday Report Including: 12.16 Business News; 12.26 Sport; 12.34 Rural News; 12.43 Worldwatch 1.06 Jesse Mulligan (RNZ) ([email protected]) 4.06 The Panel with Jim Mora (RNZ) ([email protected]) 5.00 Checkpoint ([email protected]) 7.06 Nights with Bryan Crump Including: 7.30 Spectrum (RNZ); 8.13 Windows on the World; 9.06 The Wednesday Drama: Bread of Heaven, by Vincent O’Sullivan (RNZ) ([email protected]) 10.00 News and Late Edition 11.06 The Retro Cocktail Hour Christmas Party A special Christmas edition of the Kansas Public Radio show (1 of 4, KPR) 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05 Music After Midnight; 12.30 One in Five (RNZ); 1.05 Discovery (BBC); 2.05 The Thursday Feature: Come Unto Him All Ye Who Labour, written and read by Phillip Mann (RNZ); 3.05 The Bestest Wedding, by John F Bragg (RNZ); 5.10 Witness (BBC) Details available at radionz.co.nz Parliament: radionz.co.nz/parliament RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00, 10.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm 6.00 Classic Morning with Rick Young Including: 9.00 Christmastide – Music for the Christmas season 10.00 Weekday Classics with Clarissa Dunn Including: Noon Recent Releases; 1.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or [email protected]) 2.00 Upbeat with Eva Radich (RNZ) 3.00 Classic Afternoons with David Morriss Including: CD Masters; 4.00 Made in New Zealand 7.00 Appointment Lili Kraus: Charlotte Wilson presents a tribute to the Hungarianborn pianist who survived hard labour in the Japanese camps in Indonesia and afterwards resumed her musical career (RNZ) 8.00 Music Alive Euroradio Christmas Season: Aline Kutan (sop), Jonathan Oldengarm (org), Choir of the Church of St Andrew and St Paul, Sing-In Brass and Percussion Ensemble/Jordan de Souza recorded in the Church of St Andrew & St Paul, Montreal (CBC) 9.00 Mozart Keyboard For piano, fortepiano, organ and piano duo 10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 Duncan Garner 9.00 Mitch Harris Noon Karyn Hay 3.00 David Slack 6.00 3 News 7.00 Miles Davis 12.00am Bruce Hopkins 5.00 James Coleman Newstalk ZB 6.00 Jack Tame 8.30 Leighton Smith Noon Danny Watson 4.00 Larry Williams 7.00 Mark Watson 8.00 Kerre McIvor 12.00am Tim Beveridge 5.00 Rachel Smalley LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 2:56 pm CHRISTMAS EVE TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.00 Hyundai Country Calendar (G, R, C) 6.30 Going Going Gone (G, R, C) 7.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (G, C) 8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (G, R) 9.00 Infomercials 10.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, R, C) 11.00 The Chase (G, R, C) Noon Whanau Living (G, R, HD) 12.30 Emmerdale (C) Today: Chas’s fear has disastrous consequences; Jimmy is shocked to discover Nicola’s secret; and Chrissie struggles with Lawrence’s decision. 1.30 Coronation Street (R, C, AD) Today: Lloyd and Steve don’t know where to look; Fiz fears the worst; and Rita has a plan. 2.00 May the Best House Win (G, R) 2.55 Tipping Point (G) Quizshow hosted by Ben Shephard. 3.55 Te Karere (C) 4.25 The Chase (G, C) 5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (G, C) With Eddie McGuire. 6.00 ONE News (C) 7.00 MasterChef Australia (G, C) Tonight: One of the chefs tries to prove they have what it takes to outperform one of the best. 8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Christmas Spaces (G, C) A festive special in which George attends a carol service in a 130-year-old flat-pack tin church, and Will Hardie visits a chapel that has been transformed into a luxury home. 9.05 Michael McIntyre’s Very Christmassy Christmas Show (PGR, C) Michael McIntyre hosts a Christmas entertainment special with guests Jamie Oliver, Rob Brydon, Mrs Brown and Barbara Windsor and music from Robbie Williams and Jamie Cullum. 10.25 Alan Carr: Chatty Man (C) Alan Carr hosts an entertainment chat show. 11.25 My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas (AO, R, C) UK special featuring a gypsy brideto-be planning her own spectacular Christmasthemed wedding. 12.20am ■ Citizen Khan (G, C) A Khan Family Christmas: Mr Khan has been given the honour of placing the star on top of the Sparkhill interfaith Christmas tree. 12.50 ■ Message in a Bottle (1999, PGR, R, C, AD) Kevin Costner, Robin Wright. 3.00 Eastwood Directs: The Untold Story (PGR, C) 4.05 – 6.00 ■ The Tempest (2010, PGR, R, C) Helen Mirren, Djimon Hounsou. 6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries 6.30 Transformers Rescue Bots (G, C) 6.55 Grizzly Tales (G, R, C) 7.20 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, R, C) 7.45 SpongeBob SquarePants (G, R, C) 8.10 Austin & Ally (G, R, C) 8.35 Kickin’ It (G, R, C) 9.00 Infomercials 10.30 Baby Daddy (PGR, C) Go Brit or Go Home: Ben pretends to be Philip and flirts with one of his students, putting Philip’s job in jeopardy. 11.00 Coca Cola Christmas in the Park (R, HD, C) Coverage of the annual festive concerts in Christchurch and Auckland. 12.25 ■ I’ll Be Home for Christmas (1998, G, R, C) A college student has trouble getting home for Christmas. Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Jessica Biel. 2.10 Regular Show (G, R, C) Fool Me Twice: Mordecai and Rigby want to win the grand prize on a Japanese game show. 2.30 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, C) Comedian Ellen DeGeneres presents a talkshow. Today: Tina Fey. 3.30 The Jungle Bunch: News Beat (G, C) 3.35 ■ Home on the Range (2004, G, C) Three cows set out to track down a cattle rustler. Voices of Judi Dench, Cuba Gooding Jr. 5.05 ■ Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008, G, R) A chihuahua gets lost in Mexico. Drew Barrymore, George Lopez. 7.00 ■ Arthur Christmas (2011, G, R, C, AD) Santa’s young son is shocked to learn his father has missed delivering a present at Christmas and in an effort to save the day joins forces with his grandfather, a rebellious young elf, an old sleigh and some untrained reindeer. Voices of James McAvoy, Jim Broadbent, Bill Nighy, Imelda Staunton. 8.55 ■ Ghost (1990, PGR, R, C, AD) A man who was murdered during a bungled mugging returns as a ghost to warn his love of imminent peril from the man who killed him. Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg. 11.30 ■ Keeping the Faith (2000, AO, R, C, AD) Two best friends, one a rabbi, the other a priest, discover they are in love with their childhood friend. Jenna Elfman, Ben Stiller, Edward Norton. 1.45am Friends (G, R, C) 5.50 – 6.00 Buzzy Bee and Friends (G, R) ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM DECEMBER 19, 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST FTA 1912_FINAL.indd 83 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Infomercials 7.00 The Dr Oz Show (G, R, HD) 7.50 The Ricki Lake Show (AO, R, HD) 8.40 The Queen Latifah Show (G, HD) 9.35 Infomercials 11.35 Baggage (PGR, HD) Noon ■ The Santa Con (2014, HD, C) A conman promises to reunite a boy’s estranged parents. Barry Watson. 1.55 The Biggest Loser Families (G, HD, C) 3.50 Survivor: Cambodia – Second Chance (G, HD) 6.00 3 News 7.00 Top Gear India Special (PGR, HD, C) Equipped with three old British cars, the guys set off on a road trip. 8.55 The Graham Norton Show (AO, HD, C) Tonight: Carrie Fisher and Kylie Minogue. 9.55 ■ When Harry Met Sally … (1989, AO, R, C) Two old friends obsess over whether sex would ruin their relationship. Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan. Films, page 63 12.00am ■ The Best Man Holiday (2013, AO) College friends reunite over Christmas. Taye Diggs, Terrence Howard. 1.55 ■ Survivor: Cambodia – Second Chance (G, HD) 2.35 ■ A Country Christmas Story (2013, G, R) An Appalachian girl dreams of becoming a country singer. Dolly Parton. 4.00 – 6.00 ■ Toys (1992, PGR, R) Robin Williams. FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.05 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Sticky TV 4.30 Mr Young (G, R) 5.00 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 5.30 Life’s Funniest Moments (G, R) 6.00 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30 How I Met Your Mother (G, R) 7.00 The Simpsons (G, R, C) 7.30 The Simpsons (G, R) 8.00 Family Guy (16) A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas: The Griffins go shopping on Christmas Eve. 8.30 Bob’s Burgers (PGR, R) Christmas in the Car: Linda destroys the family Christmas tree. 9.00 American Dad! (PGR, R) Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas: Stan wishes he was single. 9.30 South Park (AO, R) Woodland Critter Christmas: Stan is approached by forest critters. 10.00 Ed Sheeran: Live at Wembley Stadium (C) Singer-songwriter Ed Sheeran performs a soldout summer show at London’s Wembley Stadium. 11.05 Slide Show (G, R, C) 12.00am Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.20 – 6.00 The Edge on Four (G, R) A live stream of The Edge radio station. TV2: Beverly Hills Chihuahua, 5.05pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 7.00 7.30 Noon 1.00 Home Shopping Deal or No Deal (G, R) Home Shopping The Doctors (PGR) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR, R) 2.00 Psych (PGR, R) 2.55 Great British Food Revival (G, R) 3.30 Antiques Roadshow (G, R) 4.30 Hot Bench (G) 5.00 Deal or No Deal (G) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 Escape to the Country (G) 7.00 Modern Family (PGR, R) 7.30 Jamie’s Night Before Christmas (G) 8.30 Sol3 Mio: Live in Concert (PGR) Popera stars Sol3 Mio are captured live at the Michael Fowler Centre. 10.20 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (G) 11.20 Doctor Who Christmas Special 2012 (PGR, R) 12.25am Modern Family (PGR, R) 12.50 Life (G, R) 3.30 The Dentists (G, R) 4.20 The Boy with the World’s Biggest Hands (PGR, R) 5.10 – 6.00 Kate Middleton: Heir We Go Again (G, R) MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 6.30 Children’s Programmes (G, R) 8.30 Te Kaea (R) 9.00 Patapatai (G, R) 9.30 The Native Diet (G, R) 10.00 Korero Mai (G, R) 11.00 Toku Reo (G, R) Noon Korero Mai (G, R) 1.00 Toku Reo (G, R) 2.00 Ako (G, R) 3.00 Fitness in the Whare (G, R) 3.30 Pukoro (G, R) 4.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R) 4.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha (G) 5.00 Tribe (G) 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga (G, R) 6.30 Ako (G, R) 7.00 Te Kaea (R) 7.30 Te Matatini 2015 – Toi Whakaari (R) 8.00 City Slickers Rodeo (G) 8.30 Friday Night Lights (G) 9.30 Hunting Aotearoa (AO, R) 10.00 Whawhai (PGR) 10.30 Te Kaea (R) 11.00 – 11.30 Paepae (G, R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition 83 9/12/2015 2:54 pm CHRISTMAS EVE SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.25 6.30 BAFTA: A Life in Pictures – Ralph Fiennes (PG) 7.05 Wild (2014, 16) Reese Witherspoon. 9.00 Mini-series: The Driver (2014, 16, part 2) 10.30 Goodbye World (2013, 16) Adrian Grenier. 12.10 Finding Ms. Right (2012, 16) Ivan Sergei. 1.40 Wild (2014, 16) Reese Witherspoon. 3.35 Mini-series: The Driver (2014, 16, part 2) 5.05 Romeo & Juliet (2013, M) Damian Lewis. 7.00 Match (2014, 16) Patrick Stewart, Carla Gugino. 8.30 Mini-series: House of Hancock (2015, M, part 1) Based on the story of Australia’s Hancock dynasty. Mandy McElhinney. 9.50 Whitney (2015, M) Yaya DaCosta. 11.20 Ask Me Anything (2014, 16) Justin Long, Martin Sheen. 1.00am Match (2014, 16) 2.45 Whitney (2015, M) 4.10 Ask Me Anything (2014, 16) 5.50 BAFTA: A Life in Pictures – Ralph Fiennes (PG) 6.45 U-571 (2000, M) Matthew McConaughey. 8.40 Inside Story: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (PG) 10.15 The Hired Hand (1971, M) Peter Fonda. 11.45 Cold Sweat (1970, M) Charles Bronson. 1.20 After Hours (1985, M) Griffin Dunne. 2.55 Trial by Jury (1994, M) Joanne Whalley. 4.40 Sixteen Candles (1984, PG) Molly Ringwald. 6.10 Carlito’s Way (1993, M) An ex-gangster tries to go straight. Al Pacino. 8.30 Chaplin (1992, M) Based on the life of film legend Charles Chaplin, icluding his youth in London, exile from America and eventual return. Robert Downey Jr. 10.50 The Graduate (1967, M) A college graduate becomes trapped in an affair. Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft. 12.35am Coogan’s Bluff (1968, 16) 2.10 Forced Vengeance (1982, 18) 3.40 After Hours (1985, M) 5.15 Cold Sweat (1970, M) Biography: Colin Farrell (PG) 7.15 Mindscape (2013, M) Mark Strong. 8.55 When Love Is Not Enough: The Lois Wilson Story (2010, M) Winona Ryder. 10.35 The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014, 16) Jill Larson. 12.05 Think Like a Man Too (2014, M) Kevin Hart. 1.50 Mindscape (2013, M) Mark Strong. 3.30 The Inbetweeners 2 (2014, 16) Simon Bird. 5.05 Rob the Mob (2014, 16) Michael Pitt. 6.50 The Cobbler (2014, M) A disillusioned shoemaker stumbles upon a magical heirloom. Adam Sandler. 8.30 Foxcatcher (2014, M) A billionaire recruits a wrestler in order to prepare a US team for the 1988 Olympics. Steve Carell, Channing Tatum. 10.45 The Equalizer (2014, 18) Denzel Washington. 12.55am Sex Tape (2014, 16) 2.30 Rob the Mob (2014, 16) 4.15 Jamesy Boy (2014, 18) GENERAL 3.00 Smart Secrets of Great Paintings 3.30 Kehinde Wiley: An Economy of Grace 4.30 Exhibition on Screen: Vermeer and Music Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Where the Wild Men Are with Ben Fogle UK 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 House Crashers 8.30 Flying Rhinos 9.30 The Cook and the Chef 10.00 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 10.30 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 11.30 American Restoration Noon Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction 1.00 The Catch (PGR) 2.00 Where the Wild Men Are with Ben Fogle UK 2.55 Gardeners’ World 3.35 House Crashers 4.00 Love Nature: Wild Germany 5.00 Heston’s in Search of Perfection 5.30 Food Safari 6.00 My Dream Home 7.00 Auction Hunters 7.30 Jamie’s American Road Trip 8.30 BBQ Champ 9.25 12 Drinks of Christmas 10.40 Auction Hunters 11.00 Heston’s in Search of Perfection 11.30 Food Safari 12.00am Gardeners’ World 12.30 Benny Hinn 12.55 Better Homes and Gardens 2.00 Love Nature: Wild Germany 3.00 My Dream Home 4.00 Jamie’s American Road Trip 5.00 BBQ Champ UKTV SKY 007 6.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30 The Bill (M) 9.15 Pointless (PG) 10.05 The Graham Norton Show (M) 11.45 Critical (16) 12.40 Ripper Street (16) 1.35 New Tricks (M) 2.30 Inspector Morse (M) 4.20 The Bill (M) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30 The Boy in the Dress (PG) Based on David Walliams’ story about a boy who decides to wear a dress to school. Billy Kennedy, Jennifer Saunders, Steve Speirs. 8.40 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 9.15 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Shirley Bassey, Catherine Tate, Richard Ayoade and Annie Lennox. 10.10 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 11.05 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 11.35 The Graham Norton Show (M) 12.25am The Bill (M) 1.15 Pointless (PG) 2.05 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.20 The Syndicate (M) 5.15 The Adventures of Merlin (M) Living SKY 017 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.25 Cash in the Attic 7.15 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 8.05 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 9.00 Selling Houses Australia 9.50 The Great Interior Design Challenge 10.50 Homes Under the Hammer 11.50 Antiques Roadshow 12.50 84 LIST PAY1 1912_FINAL.indd 84 6.55 Joe (2013, 16) Nicolas Cage. 8.50 Suskind (2012, M) Karl Markovics. 10.45 Little Accidents (2014, M) Elizabeth Banks. 12.30 Damien (2014, M) Ryan Lampp. 12.40 The Red Road (2014-15, M, season 2, episodes 1-6) 5.10 The Lunchbox (2013, PG) Irrfan Khan, Nimrat Kaur. 6.55 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher: Beyond the Pale (2014, M) Paddy Considine, John Heffernan. 8.30 Miyazaki: The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness (2013, PG) Japanese documentary about Studio Ghibli, the brainchild of directors Hayao Miyazaki, Isao Takahata and producer Toshio Suzuki. 10.30 Room at the Top (2012, 16) An angry young man in 1940s Yorkshire climbs the socio-economic ladder. Matthew McNulty, Maxine Peake. 12.15am Masquerade (2012, M) 2.25 The Red Road (2014-15, M, season 2, episodes 1-6) SoHo SKY 010 Sky Premiere: Foxcatcher, 8.30pm Selling Houses Australia 1.50 The Shelbourne 2.20 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 3.15 Grand Designs 4.10 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5.05 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 8.30 Back in Time for Dinner 9.30 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 10.30 Escape to the Country 11.30 Grand Designs 12.30am Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Escape to the Country 4.10 Grand Designs 5.05 The Shelbourne 5.35 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.00 Lucerne Festival: Simon Rattle Conducts Mozart 7.40 Camera Music 8.00 Andre Rieu: Welcome to My World 9.30 Verbier: Lisiecki Plays Mozart Chopin Bach 11.00 Wallace National Piano Competition 2015 12.30 Le Concert De Paris 2014 2.00 Lucerne Festival: Simon Rattle Conducts Mozart 3.40 Camera Music 4.00 The Book Show 4.45 Living the Life: Elliott Gould sits down with Dave Stewart 5.30 African Masters 6.00 The Story of British Pathe 7.00 Smart Secrets of Great Paintings 7.30 Kehinde Wiley: An Economy of Grace 8.30 Exhibition on Screen: Vermeer and Music (G) The National Gallery’s exhibition. 10.00 Circus Without Borders 11.00 Los Angeles Film Noir (PG) 12.00am The Book Show 12.45 Living the Life 1.30 African Masters 2.00 The Story of British Pathe 6.00 Babylon (16) 6.50 The Writers’ Room (M) Breaking Bad 7.15 Queer as Folk (18) 8.00 The Knick (18) 9.00 Babylon (16) 9.50 Blunt Talk (16) 10.20 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 10.50 Deadwood (16) 11.50 American Horror Story: Hotel (18) 12.50 Banshee (18) 1.40 The Knick (18) 2.40 Babylon (16) 3.40 American Horror Story: Hotel (18) 4.40 Blunt Talk (16) 5.10 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 5.40 Deadwood (16) 6.30 Banshee (18) Homecoming: Job’s encounter with a priest brings Lucas and Carrie closer to Rabbit. 7.20 Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M) Vice heads to El Reno Federal Prison with President Obama. 8.30 The Knick (18) 9.30 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) A portrait of illustrator Hilary Knight, whose whimsical life is rivalled only by his iconic character, Eloise. 10.05 Banshee (18) Bullets and Tears: Lucas and Carrie ready themselves for a showdown with Rabbit. 11.05 Into the Badlands (18) Hand of Five Poisons: Sunny and MK fight to escape Quinn’s grip once and for all. 11.55 Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M) 1.05am The Knick (18) 2.05 The Writers’ Room (M) 2.30 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 3.05 Into the Badlands (18) 3.55 Banshee (18) 4.55 Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 7.45 World Business Report 8.00 BBC World News 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 World Business Report 10.45 Sport Today 11.00 BBC World News 2.30 World Business Report 2.45 Sport Today 3.00 BBC World News 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 BBC Focus on Africa 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 Sport Today 7.00 BBC World News 8.30 HARDtalk 9.00 BBC World News 12.30am Our World 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 Click 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 The Travel Show 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Our World 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 HARDtalk 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 World Business Report 5.45 BBC World News LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 2:55 pm CHRISTMAS EVE SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.00 Golf World 6.30 The ITM Fishing Show 7.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 8.00 Fox Sports News 8.30 Rugby, Land Rover first XV, Review. 9.30 Inside Cricket 10.30 T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers. 11.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 11.30 Surfing, WSL World C’ship, Billabong Pro Teahupoo. 12.30 The ITM Fishing Show 1.30 Darts, World C’ship, day seven. 5.30 Altered Course 6.30 Golf Channel Academy 7.30 Fox Sports News 8.00 The Football League Show 8.30 NZ Football Weekly 9.00 A-League, Wanderers v Jets, live. 11.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 11.30 Darts, World C’ship, day seven. 3.30am Fox Sports News 4.00 Rugby, Land Rover First XV Review 5.00 T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers. 5.30 T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Heat. Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 Red Bull Drift Shifters 6.30 Crash 7.00 V8 Life 7.30 Golf World 8.00 Darts, World C’ship, live. Noon Fox Sports News 12.30 Sky Sports UK News 1.00 Isle of Man TT, Superbike TT race. 2.00 Ultimate Insider 2.30 TBA 4.30 Sky Sports UK News 5.00 The ITM Fishing Show 6.00 Surfing, C’ship Tour, Hurley Pro at Trestles. 7.00 Golf World 7.30 Isle of Man TT, Superbike TT race. 8.30 T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers. 9.00 T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Heat. 9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00 Rugby, Land Rover First XV Review 11.00 Touch Football, Secondary Schools National finals. 12.00am T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers. 12.30 T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Heat. 1.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 1.30 Fox Sports News 2.00 Isle of Man TT, Superbike TT race. 3.00 Surfing, C’ship Tour, Hurley Pro at Trestles. 4.00 NBL, Adelaide 36ers v Melbourne United. FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO BBC Knowledge: Infested with Michael Mosley, 8.30pm News 10.30 NBL, Adelaide 36ers v Melbourne United. 12.30 NZ Football Weekly 1.00 T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers. 1.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five. 2.00 Sky Sports UK News 2.30 Touch Football, Secondary Schools National finals, highlights. 3.30 Land Rover First XV Review 4.30 Golf World 5.00 US Masters Official Films 6.00 Darts, World C’ship, day seven. 10.00 Golf World 10.30 NHL, Red Devils v Ducks. 12.30am NZ Football Weekly 1.00 A-League, Wanderers v Jets. 3.00 Soccer, ASB, WaiBOP United v Auckland City FC. 5.00 The Football League Show 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly ESPN SKY 061 6.00 T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Sixers, replay. 9.30 T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Heat. 10.00 Fox Sports 6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, BoCA Raton Bowl. 7.00 ESPN Original Documentaries Noon NBA Specials 1.00 NBA, Memphis v Washington, live. 3.30 NBA Finals Films 4.30 NBA, Oklahoma City Thunder v Los Angeles Lakers, live. 7.00 Basketball, NCAA, Southeastern Conference, Illinois v Missouri, delayed. 9.00 Around the Horn 9.30 Pardon the Interruption 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NBA Tonight 11.00 Basketball, NCAA, Diamond Head Classic, second semi-final, delayed. 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 2.30 NBA Tonight 3.00 Basketball, NBA, Oklahoma City Thunder v Los Angeles Lakers. 5.00 SportsNation DOCUMENTARIES History SKY 073 Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 6.00 Tickle (M) 6.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 7.30 Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 Alaska: The Last Frontier (M) 10.20 Pacific Warriors (PG) 11.15 Fatal Encounters (M) 12.10 Desperate Measures (M) 1.05 Scorned: Love Kills (M) 2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55 How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 Edge of Alaska (M) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Running Wild with Bear Grylls (M) 7.30 Salvage Hunters (PG) 9.30 Alaskan Bush People Christmas Special (M) Tonight: The Brown family reveals their unique Christmas traditions. 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am True Crime with Aphrodite Jones (M) 1.25 Evil-In-Law (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 Tickle (M) 3.15 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 Moonshiners (M) 6.30 Sex and the Church (PG) 7.30 Temple Mount (PG) 8.30 Riddles of the Bible (PG) 9.30 A History of Christianity (PG) 10.30 The Week They Elected the Pope (PG) 11.30 The Making of the Mob: New York (PG) 12.30 Surviving the Tsunami (PG) 1.30 The Road from Christ to Constantine (PG) 2.30 Dangerous Missions (PG) 3.30 Nazi Secret Files (PG) 4.30 The Irish in Australia (PG) 5.30 A History of Christianity (PG) 6.30 The Unshakeable Hagia Sophia (PG) 7.30 Biblical Conspiracies (PG) 8.30 The Universe How Big, How Far, How Fast: Uses analogies to bring objects, distances and speeds down to Earth. 9.30 Monsters & Mysteries (PG) 10.30 Ancient Aliens (PG) 11.30 UFO Hunters (PG) 12.30am Dangerous Missions (PG) 1.30 Nazi Secret Files (PG) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 4.00 Biblical Conspiracies (PG) 4.45 The Universe 5.30 Monsters & Mysteries (PG) National Geographic SKY 072 BBC Knowledge SKY 074 Discovery SKY 070 6.00 Outback Wrangler (PG) 6.30 The Known Universe 7.30 Megastructures 8.30 Wicked Tuna: North vs South (M) 9.30 Vatican: Life Within 11.30 Science of Stupid (M) Noon Brain Games (PG) 12.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30 Megafactories Marathon 6.30 Mammoth: Back from the Dead (G) Scientists hunt for the one cell that will help them clone the mammoth. 7.30 Bigger Than T-Rex (PG) 8.30 Top 10 Biggest Beasts Ever (PG) Counts down the biggest beasts of their kind to ever roam the planet in this eye-opening special, and uncover the secret lives of these supersized species. 10.30 Jurassic CSI: Ultimate Dino Secrets (PG) 11.30 T-Rex: Ultimate Survivor (PG) 12.30am Drain the Bermuda Triangle (PG) 1.30 Titanic’s Nuclear Secret (PG) 2.30 Ghosts of the Black Sea (PG) 3.30 Alien Deep with Bob Ballard Marathon DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 85 6.40 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 7.30 24 Hours in A&E (M) 8.20 Who Do You Think You Are? US (PG) 9.05 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia (PG) 10.55 Eggheads (PG) 11.25 Top Gear USA (PG) 12.10 Traffic Cops (M) 1.10 Top Gear (PG) 2.10 24 Hours in A&E (M) 3.00 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.50 Eggheads (PG) 4.20 Top Gear (PG) 6.30 Traffic Cops (M) 7.35 An Idiot Abroad (M) 8.30 Infested with Michael Mosley (PG) Michael Mosley explores the bizarre and fascinating world of parasites by deliberately infesting himself. 9.25 The Private Life of Plants (PG) Growing: David Attenborough is in the Costa Rican rainforest. 10.25 Traffic Cops (M) 11.30 Top Gear (PG) 12.35am Top Gear USA (PG) 1.25 Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) 1.50 Lonely Planet: Best in China (PG) 2.00 Christmas Log Fire (PG) 6.00 Morning Report Including: 6.16 and 6.50 Business News; 6.18 Pacific News; 6.26 Rural News; 6.48 and 7.45 NZ Newspapers 9.06 Nine to Noon with Kathryn Ryan ([email protected]) Noon Midday Report Including: 12.16 Business News; 12.26 Sport; 12.34 Rural News; 12.43 Worldwatch 1.06 Jesse Mulligan (RNZ) ([email protected]) 4.06 The Panel with Jim Mora (RNZ) ([email protected]) 5.00 Checkpoint ([email protected]) 7.06 Christmas Eve with Bryan Crump Including: 8.13 Windows on the World ([email protected]) 10.00 News and Late Edition 11.06 Carols for Christmas Eve with Warwick Burke 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05 Carols for Christmas Morning with Warwick Burke; 1.30 NZ Society (RNZ); 2.05 The Beatles Christmases (1 of 2); 2.35 The Why Factor; 3.05 A Fragile Peace, by Lindsay Wood, told by Patrick Davies (RNZ); 3.30 The Sampler; 5.10 Witness (BBC) Details available at radionz.co.nz Parliament: radionz.co.nz/parliament RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00, 10.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm 6.00 Classic Morning with Rick Young Including: 9.00 Christmastide – Music for the Christmas season 10.00 Weekday Classics with Clarissa Dunn Including: Noon Recent Releases; 1.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or [email protected]) 2.00 Upbeat with Eva Radich (RNZ) 3.00 Classic Afternoons with David Morriss Including: CD Masters; 4.00 Made in New Zealand 7.00 Appointment A Classical Christmas: William Dart explores anthems, motets, lieder and opera for the festive season (RNZ) 8.00 Music Alive Puer natus est nobis: Jane McKinlay (sop), Phillip Collins, Richard Taylor, Philip Roderick (tens), Tudor Consort/Michael Stewart – Anon Sarum chant: A solis ortus cardine; Ther is no Ros; Hayl Mary, full of grace; Lambe: Stella caeli; Anon: Coventry carol; Ballot: Sweet was the song; Byrd: This day Christ was born; Lambe: Nesciens mater; Anon: Verbum caro factum est; Guerrero: A un niño llorando al yelo; Tallis: Videte miraculum; Palestrina: Hodie Christus natus est; O magnum mysterium; Mouton: Quaeramus cum pastoribus; Lassus: Resonet in laudibus (RNZ) 9.10 Going Grand Music by Giuliani, Chopin, Pasculli and Auber 10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 Duncan Garner 9.00 Mitch Harris Noon Karyn Hay 3.00 David Slack 6.00 3 News 7.00 Miles Davis 12.00am Joe Reid Newstalk ZB 6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Mike Yardley 1.00 Andrew Dickens 6.00 Phil Guyan 12.00am Bruce Russell 5.00 Rachel Smalley 85 9/12/2015 2:56 pm CHRISTMAS DAY TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.00 Carols in the Caves (G, R, C) 6.40 25th Anniversary Trillian Variety Bash (G, R, C) 7.10 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (G, R, C) 8.00 Praise Be (G) 9.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, R, C) Today: Tina Fey. 9.45 Royal Variety Performance 2014 (G, R, C) Hosted by Michael McIntyre. 11.35 Come Dine with Me (G, C) 12.25 The Sound of Music Live! (G, R, C, AD) A filmed live performance of The Sound of Music, featuring Carrie Underwood, Stephen Moyer and Audra McDonald. 2.35 Call the Midwife: Christmas Special 2012 (PGR, R, C, AD) 3.55 Te Karere (C) 4.25 The Chase (G, C) 5.10 George Clarke’s Amazing Christmas Spaces (G, R, C) George Clarke and designer William Hardie look back on the making of their dream tree house. 6.00 ONE News (C) 6.50 HM the Queen’s Christmas Message 2015 (C) 7.00 Gadget Man’s Guide to Christmas (G, C) Richard Ayoade presents a guide to improving Christmas with gadgets, including a robot that helps him shop and devices that can help a person survive snow, fog and long nights. Special guests include Reece Shearsmith and Jessica Hynes. 7.50 Miranda Christmas Special (PGR, R, C, AD) I Do, But to Who?: Miranda is faced with two proposals, one from Gary and one from Mike. 9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys (AO, R, C, AD) Mammy Christmas: After learning the church nativity play has been cancelled, Agnes sets out to stage her own production, and Cathy plots to take revenge on her mother. 9.30 ■ One Chance (2013, AO, C, AD) Based on the story of Paul Potts, a shy, bullied shop assistant by day and an amateur opera singer by night who became an instant phenomenon after being chosen by Simon Cowell for Britain’s Got Talent. James Corden, Julie Walters. 11.20 Big Fat Gypsy Christmas: Carols and Caravans (AO, R, C) A special about Christmas in Britain’s travelling community. 12.05am Castle (AO, R, C) Secret Santa: A Father Christmas falls from the sky. 12.55 Te Karere (R, C) 1.15 – 6.00 Breathless (AO, R, HD, C) UK drama series set in a hospital in the 1960s. 6.00 Angry Birds: Ode to Snow (C) 6.05 Wiki the Kiwi (G, HD, C) 6.10 Octonauts (G, C) 6.35 Sofia the First (G, R, C) 6.55 Doc McStuffins (G, R, C) 7.20 The Looney Tunes Show (G, R, C) 7.40 The Jungle Bunch Back to the Ice Floe (G, C) 8.35 Austin & Ally (G, R, C) 9.00 Kickin’ It (G, R, C) 9.20 Dog with a Blog (G, R, C) 9.45 Lab Rats (G, C) 10.05 Pair of Kings (G, C) 10.30 Jessie (G, C) 11.20 I Didn’t Do It (G, C) 11.45 ■ The Sword in the Stone (1963, G, R, C) Voice of Karl Swenson. 1.05 ■ Jumanji (1995, PGR, R, C, AD) Robin Williams. Films, page 63 2.50 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (G, R, C) 3.15 The Story of Frozen: Making a Disney Animated Classic (G, R) 4.05 ■ A Royal Christmas (2014, G, C) A woman tries to win over her unaccepting future mother-in-law. Lacey Chabert. 5.35 ■ Happily N’Ever After (2006, G, R, C) Villains seize control of a kingdom. Voices of Andy Dick, Sarah Michelle Gellar. 7.00 ■ Lady and the Tramp (1955, G, C, AD) A pampered cocker spaniel and a roguish mutt from across the tracks share adventures on a lovely night. Voices of Barbara Luddy, Larry Roberts. Films, page 63 8.15 ■ Last Holiday (2006, PGR, R, C) After learning that she only has three weeks to live, a woman decides to enjoy her remaining time by living it up in Europe. Queen Latifah, LL Cool J, Gerard Depardieu. 10.10 2 Broke Girls (PGR, R) And a Loan for Christmas: Caroline and Max decide to apply for a loan so they can massproduce their T-shirt idea, and with Christmas looming, Sophie recruits the gang for help with winning a festivethemed contest. 10.30 ■ Risky Business (1983, AO, R, C) A teenager left at home for a week becomes mixed up in the life of a callgirl. Tom Cruise, Rebecca De Mornay, Joe Pantoliano. Films, page 63 12.10am ■ Six Days, Seven Nights (1998, AO, R, C, AD) A cargo pilot and a magazine editor crash-land on an uncharted desert island. Harrison Ford, Anne Heche. 2.10 – 6.00 Two and a Half Men (PGR, R, C) ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM 86 LIST FTA 1912_FINAL.indd 86 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 ■ Casper’s Haunted Christmas (2000, G, R) 7.20 ■ The Land Before Time (1988, G, R, C) 8.30 ■ Little Women (1994, G, R, HD, C) 10.25 ■ Christmas in the City (2013, G, R, C) 11.55 ■ Wish Upon a Christmas (2015, C) Larisa Oleynik. 1.25 ■ Surviving Christmas (2004, PGR, R, C) Ben Affleck. 2.55 ■ A Snow Globe Christmas (2013, G, R, C) A TV executive is transported inside a Christmas globe. Alicia Witt. 4.20 ■ Christmas with the Kranks (2004, G, R, HD, C) A family decides to skip Christmas. Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis. 6.00 3 News 7.00 ■ Rise of the Guardians (2012, PGR, HD, C) An evil spirit launches an assault on Earth. Voices of Hugh Jackman, Chris Pine. 8.30 ■ Little Fockers (2010, AO, R, HD, C) An ailing former CIA agent pays a visit to his son-in-law. Ben Stiller, Teri Polo, Robert De Niro. 10.05 ■ Les Miserables (2012, AO, R, HD, C) In 19th-century France, a man agrees to care for a factory worker’s daughter. Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, Sacha Baron Cohen. Films, page 63 12.30am – 6.00 Infomercials FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 7.00 Sticky TV Christmas (G) 8.00 Children’s Programmes 10.30 Casper’s Scare School (G, R) 10.55 Fanboy and Chum Chum (G, R) 11.20 Strange Hill High (G, R) 11.40 As Told by Ginger (G, R) 12.05 The Forgotten Toys (G, R) 12.30 Frosty Returns (G, R) 12.55 Noddy Saves Christmas (G, R) 1.20 Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom (G, R) 1.45 Tree Fu Tom (G, R) 2.05 Sesame Street (G, R) 3.00 Sticky TV 4.35 Mr Young (G, R) 4.55 iCarly (G, R) 5.20 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 5.40 Life’s Funniest Moments (G, R) 6.05 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30 How I Met Your Mother (G, R) 6.50 The Simpsons (G, R, C) 7.15 ■ Jingle All the Way (1996, PGR, R, C) Arnold Schwarzenegger. Films, page 63 8.40 ■ Donnie Brasco (1997, AO, R, C) An FBI agent goes undercover with the mob. Johnny Depp. 10.40 House of Lies (AO) The Urge to Save Humanity Is Almost Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule: Clyde develops feelings for Kelsey. 11.35 Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials Prime: The Sound of Music, 7.30pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 Hour of Power: O Holy Night (G) 7.00 Music and the Spoken Word (G) 7.30 Nature’s Misfits (G, R) 8.30 Nigellissima Christmas Special (G, R) 9.30 QI (PGR, R) 10.00 Doctor Who Christmas Special 2014 (PGR, R) 11.05 Doctor Who Marathon (PGR, R) Season nine of the UK sci-fi series. 4.00 ■ Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever (2014, G, R) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 Attenborough’s Fabulous Frogs (G, R) 7.00 QI Christmas Special (PGR) 7.30 ■ The Sound of Music (1965, G, R) A former nun becomes governess to an Austrian family. Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer. Films, page 63 10.20 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR) 11.10 The Manners of Downton Abbey (G, R) 12.10am – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 6.30 Children’s Programmes (G, R) 8.30 Te Kaea (R) 9.00 Patapatai (G, R) 9.30 The Native Diet (G, R) 10.00 Korero Mai (G, R) 11.00 Toku Reo (G, R) Noon Korero Mai (G, R) 1.00 Toku Reo (G, R) 2.00 Ako (G, R) 3.00 ■ Fitness in the Whare (G, R) 3.30 Pukoro (G, R) 4.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R) 4.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha (G) 5.00 Tribe (G) 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga (G, R) 6.30 Ako (G, R) 7.00 ■ Joyeux Noel (2005, PGR, R) Diane Kruger. 9.00 Laughing Samoans (G, R) 9.30 Find Me a Maori Bride (PGR, R) 10.00 ■ Super City (AO) 10.30 Te Kaea (R) 11.00 – 11.30 Marae Kai Masters (G, R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition LISTENER DECEMBER 19, 2015 9/12/2015 2:55 pm CHRISTMAS DAY SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.00 Inside Story: The Santa Clause (PG) 7.30 The Cobbler (2014, M) Adam Sandler. 9.10 Foxcatcher (2014, M) Steve Carell. 11.20 Rob the Mob (2014, 16) Michael Pitt. 1.05 The Cobbler (2014, M) Adam Sandler. 2.45 Foxcatcher (2014, M) Steve Carell. 5.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014, M) Megan Fox. 6.40 The Maze Runner (2014, M) Dylan O’Brien. 8.30 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015, PG) A zealous security guard uncovers a criminal threat while on holiday in Las Vegas. Kevin James. 10.05 The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (2014, M) After destroying the Hunger Games, Katniss is taken to the heart of rebellion. Jennifer Lawrence. 12.05am Ouija (2014, 16) 1.35 The Maze Runner (2014, M) 3.25 Joy Ride 3: Road Kill (2014, 18) 5.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014, M) 6.20 Romeo & Juliet (2013, M) Hailee Steinfeld. 8.15 Mini-series: House of Hancock (M, part 1) 9.30 Match (2014, 16) Patrick Stewart. 11.00 Romeo & Juliet (2013, M) Damian Lewis. 1.00 Heaven Is for Real (2014, PG) Greg Kinnear. 2.40 Moms’ Night Out (2014, PG) Sarah Drew. 4.20 Jersey Boys (2014, M) John Lloyd Young. 6.30 The Theory of Everything (2014, M) Based on the life of theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking. Eddie Redmayne, Felicity Jones. 8.30 Begin Again (2013, M) A lovelorn songwriter is discovered by a disgraced record-label executive. Keira Knightley, Mark Ruffalo. 10.15 Selma (2014, M) A chronicle of Martin Luther King’s campaign to secure equal rights. David Oyelowo. 12.20am The Memory Book (2014, M) 1.45 Jersey Boys (2014, M) 3.55 Heaven Is for Real (2014, PG) 5.35 Selma (2014, M) 6.50 Sixteen Candles (1984, PG) Molly Ringwald. 8.20 The Graduate (1967, M) Dustin Hoffman. 10.05 Moonwalker (1988, PG) Michael Jackson. 11.35 Maverick (1994, PG) Mel Gibson. 1.40 This Is Spinal Tap (1984, M) Michael McKean. 3.05 The Last of the Mohicans (1992, PG) Daniel Day Lewis. 4.55 Kindergarten Cop (1990, M) A detective goes undercover as a teacher. Arnold Schwarzenegger. 6.45 Twins (1988, PG) A genetic experiment discovers he has a twin. Arnold Schwarzenegger. 8.30 Goodfellas (1990, 16) A New York street hustler ascends the ranks of the Mafia after being mentored by gangsters. Robert De Niro. 10.55 Misery (1990, M) A novelist is involved in a car crash. Kathy Bates, James Caan. 12.40am Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982, 18) 2.10 The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976, 18) 4.25 The Dam Busters (1955, G) GENERAL UKTV SKY 007 6.00 Would I Lie to You? (M) 6.30 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.30 QI (M) 8.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 8.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 9.00 QI (M) 9.30 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 10.30 QI (M) 11.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 11.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) Noon QI (M) 12.30 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 1.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 1.30 QI (M) 2.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 2.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 3.00 QI (M) 3.30 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 4.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 4.30 QI (M) 5.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 5.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 6.00 QI (M) 6.30 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.00 HM the Queen’s Christmas Message 2015 (PG) 7.10 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) Christmas Special: With panellists Holly Willoughby, Henning Wehn, Alan Davies and Roisin Conaty. 8.00 The Vicar of Dibley (PG) Winter: The parishioners plan their nativity play. 8.45 Absolutely Fabulous (M) Cold Turkey: As the Monsoon household prepares to celebrate Christmas, the spirit of the season proves too much for Patsy. 9.20 Doc Martin (M) On the Edge: The peace of Portwenn is disturbed by birdwatchers. 11.00 A Touch of Frost (M) 1.40am QI (M) 3.10 The Syndicate Marathon (M) DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY1 1912_FINAL.indd 87 The Lunchbox (2013, PG) Irrfan Khan. 8.40 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher: Beyond the Pale (2014, M) Paddy Considine. 10.15 Miyazaki: The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness (2013, PG) Japanese documentary. 12.15 Queenie (2014, G) Erin Banks. 12.30 The Trials of Muhammad Ali (2013, M) US documentary. 2.00 Dylan Thomas: A Poet in New York (2014, M) Tom Hollander. 3.20 Coalition (2015, M) Bertie Carvel. 4.55 Stories We Tell (2012, M) Canadian documentary. 6.45 The Face of an Angel (2014, 16) Daniel Bruhl. 8.30 Drive (2011, 18) A getaway driver gets into trouble. Ryan Gosling, Carey Mulligan. 10.15 A Dangerous Method (2011, 16) Michael Fassbender. 11.55 Marshland (2014, 16) Javier Gutierrez. 1.45am The Trials of Muhammad Ali (M) 3.15 Coalition (2015, M) 4.50 Drive (2011, 18) SoHo SKY 010 Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 The Living Room 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 House Crashers 8.30 Love Nature: Wild Germany 9.30 Heston’s in Search of Perfection 10.00 Food Safari 10.30 My Dream Home 11.30 Auction Hunters Noon Jamie’s American Road Trip 1.00 12 Drinks of Christmas 2.00 BBQ Champ 3.00 ■ City of Ember (2008, PGR) In a postapocalyptic world, the generator that gives light is failing. Saoirse Ronan. 4.30 We Love Penguins 5.30 The Living Room 6.30 Christmas movie 7.55 ■ Last Chance Harvey (2008, PGR) A chance encounter changes a man’s life. Dustin Hoffman, Emma Thompson. 9.30 ■ South Solitary (2010, AO) An unmarried woman moves to a remote lighthouse. Miranda Otto, Marton Csokas. 11.30 We Love Penguins 12.30am Benny Hinn 1.00 ■ City of Ember (2008, PGR) 3.00 ■ South Solitary (2010, AO) 5.00 Giants of the Deep 6.55 Movies Classics: Goodfellas, 8.30pm Living SKY 017 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.25 Cash in the Attic 7.15 Kirstie’s Handmade Showdown 8.05 Back in Time for Dinner 9.00 The Shelbourne 9.25 Long Lost Family 4.10 Back in Time for Dinner 5.05 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 8.30 Long Lost Family 9.30 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners 10.30 Monty Don’s Real Craft 11.30 Long Lost Family 12.30am Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Monty Don’s Real Craft 4.10 Long Lost Family 5.00 The Shelbourne 5.30 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.00 Circus Without Borders 7.00 Los Angeles Film Noir (PG) 8.00 The Book Show 8.45 Living the Life: Elliot Gould sits down with Dave Stewart 9.30 African Masters 10.00 The Story of British Pathe 11.00 Smart Secrets of Great Paintings 11.30 Kehinde Wiley: An Economy of Grace 12.30 Exhibition on Screen: Vermeer and Music 2.00 Circus Without Borders 3.00 Los Angeles Film Noir (PG) 4.00 In Conversation 5.00 Playhouse Presents (PG) 5.30 ■ The Blues: Warming by the Devil’s Fire (2003, G) 7.00 BB King: The Life of Riley 8.30 Showrunners 10.00 Mammon (M) 11.00 Fake or Fortune? 12.00am In Conversation 1.00 Playhouse Presents (PG) 1.30 ■ The Blues: Warming by the Devil’s Fire (2003, G) 3.00 BB King: The Life of Riley 4.30 Showrunners 6.00 Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M) 6.05 Queer as Folk (18) 6.55 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 7.55 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 8.30 Into the Badlands (18) 9.20 The Writers’ Room (M) 9.45 The Knick (18) 10.45 Babylon (16) 11.35 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 12.35 Banshee (18) 1.35 Vice Special Report: Fixing the System (M) 2.45 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 3.20 The Knick (18) 4.15 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 5.15 Into the Badlands (18) 6.05 Banshee (18) Bullets and Tears: Lucas and Carrie ready themselves for a showdown with Rabbit. 7.05 ■ Bessie (2015, M) Based on the life of blues singer Bessie Smith. Queen Latifah. 8.55 Babylon (16) Tonight: There is a vacancy at the top of the force, and Charles Inglis is the obvious candidate. 9.45 Blunt Talk (16) A Beaver That’s Lost Its Mind: Walter finds out that his ex-wife is dating a rock star. 10.15 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 10.45 Banshee (18) The Fire Trials: With Rabbit dead and Emmet’s death avenged, Banshee has been nothing but a quiet town. 11.35 The Knick (18) 12.35am ■ Bessie (2015, M) 2.25 Babylon (16) 3.15 Blunt Talk (16) 3.45 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 4.15 Banshee (18) 5.10 Queer as Folk (18) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 7.45 World Business Report 8.00 BBC World News 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 World Business Report 10.45 Reporters 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 Talking Movies Noon BBC World News 2.30 Talking Movies 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 World Business Report 3.45 UK Reporters 4.00 BBC World News 4.40 Africa Business Report 5.00 BBC World News 5.15 The Queen’s Christmas Message 5.30 BBC Focus on Africa 6.00 BBC World News 6.40 Africa Business Report 7.00 BBC World News 7.30 HARDtalk 8.00 BBC World News 8.30 Our World 9.00 BBC World News 11.30 Witness 12.00am BBC World News 12.30 Talking Movies 1.00 BBC World News 1.10 Children of the Gaza War 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Panorama 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Race for the Skies 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 The Travel Show 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Witness 87 9/12/2015 2:55 pm CHRISTMAS DAY SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.00 Rugby, World Cup, second quarter-final, All Blacks v France, replay. 8.00 Rugby, World Cup, first semi-final, South Africa v All Blacks, replay. 10.00 Rugby, World Cup, final, All Blacks v Australia, replay, from Twickenham Stadium, London, England. 12.30 Sky Sports UK News 1.00 Tennis, Australian Open, women’s final, replay. 3.30 Tennis, Australian Open, men’s final, replay. 6.00 World Rugby 6.30 Tennis, French Open, women’s final. 9.45 Tennis, French Open, men’s final. 1.00am Tennis, US Open, women’s singles final, replay. 3.30 Tennis, US Open, men’s singles final, replay. Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 Rugby League, Anzac Test, Australia v Kiwis, replay, from Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. 8.15 Rugby League, NRL, grand final, Brisbane Broncos v North Queensland Cowboys, from ANZ Stadium, Sydney. 10.45 Fox Sports News 11.15 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, second test, day five, from Seddon Park, Hamilton, NZ. 11.45 Best of Bathurst 1000 12.15 Touch Football, Secondary Schools National finals, highlights. 1.15 Motorcycle Racing, Isle of Man TT, Superbike TT race. 2.15 Sky Sports UK News 2.45 Golf World 3.15 US Masters Official Films 4.15 The Open Championship Official Film 5.15 British Open Women’s Championship Official Film 6.15 Rugby League, Anzac Test, Australia v Kiwis, replay, from Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane. 8.30 Rugby League, NRL, grand final, Brisbane Broncos v North Queensland Cowboys, from ANZ Stadium, Sydney. 11.00 Canoeing, Sprint ICF World Championship, session three, replay. 1.10am Canoeing, Sprint ICF World Championship, session four, replay. 3.10 The Cricket Show 3.30 Fox Sports News 4.00 Ice Hockey, NHL, New Jersey Red Devils v Anaheim Ducks. Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 6.00 The Football League Show 6.30 Soccer, A-League, round 12, Western Sydney Wanderers v DOCUMENTARIES FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO Discovery: Dixie Divers, 7.30pm Newcastle Jets, from Pirtek Stadium, Parramatta. 8.30 NZ Football Weekly 9.00 Darts, World Championship, day seven, from Alexandra Palace, London, England. 1.00 Bowls, NZ Open, men’s triples, final. 3.30 The Cricket Show 4.00 Skiing, Dew Tour, men’s ski slopestyle, finals, replay. 6.00 Skiing, Dew Tour, men’s ski superpipe, finals, replay. 7.30 Motorcycle Racing, Isle of Man TT, Superbike TT race. 8.30 World Rugby 9.00 The Cricket Show 9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00 Ice Hockey, NHL, New Jersey Red Devils v Anaheim Ducks. 12.00am Rugby, World Cup, Second quarter-final, NZ v France, replay. 2.00 Darts, World Championship, day seven, from Alexandra Palace, London, England. ESPN SKY 061 6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Popeyes Bahamas Bowl, live. 9.30 National Icons 10.00 SportsNation 11.00 Outside the Lines Noon SportsCenter 2.15 Gridiron, NFL, San Diego Chargers v Oakland Raiders, live. 5.30 Super Bowl Highlights 6.00 ESPN Original Documentaries 7.00 ESPN Original Documentaries 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 Strongest Man, 11.00 ESPN Original Documentaries 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 2.30 Gridiron, NFL, San Diego Chargers v Oakland Raiders. 5.00 SportsCenter History SKY 073 6.00 Tickle (M) 6.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 7.30 Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 Naked and Afraid Pop-Up Edition (M) 10.20 Alaskan Bush People Christmas Special (M) 11.15 Travel Unravelled (M) 12.10 Evil-In-Law (M) 1.05 True Crime with Aphrodite Jones (M) 2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55 How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 Salvage Hunters (PG) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Secret Space Escapes (PG) 7.30 Dixie Divers (PG) 8.30 River Monsters: Face Ripper (M) 9.30 Pacific Warriors (PG) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am Deadline: Crime with Tamron Hall (M) 1.25 Web of Lies (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 Tickle (M) 3.15 Dirty Jobs (PG) 4.10 Moonshiners (M) 5.05 MythBusters (PG) 6.30 Ancient Aliens (PG) 7.30 UFO Hunters (PG) 8.30 Inside the Vatican 9.30 The Bible Marathon (M) 7.30 The Exodus Decoded (PG) James Cameron and Simcha Jacobovici break new ground in both Biblical scholarship and the use of computer graphics to uncover evidence that supports the Biblical tale of the Exodus. 9.30 The Mystery of Mary Magdalene (PG) A look at the many questions surrounding one of the Bible’s most enigmatic figures. 10.30 Secret Lives of Jesus (PG) Looks at ancient writings unearthed last century. 11.30 Find My Past (PG) Christmas Truce: Shortly after WWI had begun, British and German troops were involved in a ceasefire that lasted from Christmas Eve until Boxing Day. 12.30am The Universe 1.30 UFO Hunters (PG) 2.30 Surviving the Tsunami (PG) 3.30 The Exodus Decoded (PG) 5.30 The Mystery of Mary Magdalene (PG) National Geographic SKY 072 BBC Knowledge SKY 074 Discovery SKY 070 8.30 Australia: Life on the Edge Marathon 2.30 Oddball: The Nature of a Movie Marathon (PG) 6.30 Oddball: The Nature of a Movie (PG) Warrnambool: How an eccentric chicken farmer trained his dog to protect a penguin sanctuary from foxes. 7.30 Outback Wrangler Marathon (PG) Big Croc: Matt Wright gets a call about a croc. 8.00 Finnis River Station: There are crocodiles everywhere Matt turns. 8.30 48 Hours in the Swamp (Part 1): With the monsoon looming, Matt Wright must control the croc population in a water system along a cattle station. 9.00 48 Hours in the Swamp (Part 2): A giant croc has been destroying Matt’s traps. 9.30 A Truckload of Crocs: Matt and the boys take on the Northern Territory’s Mary River. 10.30 Megafactories Marathon (PG) 1.30am Titanic with James Cameron 3.30 Wicked Tuna: North vs South Marathon (M) 88 LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 88 6.00 Christmas Log Fire (PG) Noon Classic Attenborough Marathon (PG) Birth: The first dangerous steps. 12.55 Growing Up: Protecting an infant. 1.50 Finding Food: The problems of finding food. 2.45 Hunting and Escaping: Life and death in the wild. 3.40 Finding the Way: Migrations and marches. 4.35 Home Making: Building a home. 5.30 Living Together: Many animals form surprising partnerships. 6.25 Fighting: Aggression for food, territory or mates. 7.20 Friends and Rivals: How recognising friends and rivals is vital. 8.15 Talking to Strangers: Methods of communication in the animal kingdom. 9.10 Courting: Courtship rituals. 10.05 Continuing the Line: The varied ways that animals ensure their genes are passed on. 11.00 Classic Attenborough Marathon (PG) 2.40am Dragons’ Den (PG) 3.45 Classic Attenborough Marathon (PG) 6.00 Christmas Morning with Sugar and Spice Including: 7.10 A Christmas Service from Christ Church Cathedral in Nelson Noon The World at Noon 12.12 Christmas Day with Stuart Keith Including: 12.15 Caught Short, by Angela Carey 12.30 The Beatles Christmases 1.10 The End of the Golden Weather The Bruce Mason classic narrated by Peter Vere-Jones with music by Gareth Farr 3.05 Big Band Christmas The Kansas City Jazz Orchestra perform at the historic Liberty Hall in Lawrence, Kansas 4.04 The Shape of the Media A look at the future of quality journalism 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Report 6.06 The Queen’s Message 6.15 Victoria and Albert’s Christmas tradition 7.06 The TED Radio Hour (NPR & TED) 8.10 The Story of Christmas Voices from the worlds of jazz, classical, country and pop 9.06 Country Life (RNZ) 10.00 The 10 O’Clock Report 10.15 A Christmas Carol The Charles Dickens story of Ebenezer Scrooge 11.06 A Christmas Service from Christ Church Cathedral in Nelson 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05 Music After Midnight (RNZ); 12.30 Laugh Track (RNZ); 1.05 From the World (BBC); 2.05 The Beatles Christmases (2 of 2); 3.05 Hinterland, by Christine Johnston (RNZ); 4.30 Global Business (BBC); 5.10 Witness (BBC); 5.45 Voices (RNZ) Details available at radionz.co.nz RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon, 3.00pm, 6.00, 11.00pm 6.00 Classic Morning with Rick Young 8.00 Gifts from Under the Christmas Tree At Our Listeners’ Pleasure: A day where RNZ Concert turns its programme over to its listeners Noon Celebrate Christmas The Auckland Philharmonia Orchestra’s Christmas Concert for 2015: Sarah Castle (mezzo), Graduate Choir, Auckland Philharmonia/Benjamin Northey – G Gabrieli: Canzon in echo duodecimi toni à 10; Poulenc: O magnum mysterium, from Four Christmas Motets; Bach: Nun seid ihr wohl gerochen, from Christmas Oratorio; Vaughan Williams: Five Variants of Dives & Lazarus; Wade arr Willcocks: O come all ye faithful; Martin/Blane arr Marsh: Have yourself a merry little Christmas; Anderson: Sleigh Ride; Britten: A Hymn to the Virgin; Tchaikovsky: The Nutcracker, Suite; Humperdinck: Hansel & Gretel, Overture & Act 3, Scene 3; Rutter: Star carol; Adam arr Ryden: O Holy Night; Mason arr Wilberg: Joy to the world; Gruber arr Maskell: Silent Night 2.00 More Gifts from Under the Christmas Tree 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 Tim Sisarich 9.00 Annabelle White Noon 2015 in Review 6.00 3 News 7.00 Luke Westin & Danya Vawdrey 12.00am Garry McAlpine Newstalk ZB 6.00 Phil Guyan 6.00 Tim Roxborogh 12.00am Tim Beveridge LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 2:56 pm BOXING DAY TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.00 Te Karere (R, C) 6.30 Hyundai Country Calendar (G, R, HD, C) 7.00 Mucking In (G, R, C) 7.30 Infomercials 9.00 Tagata Pasifika (HD) 9.30 Come Dine with Me (G) Norwich: The first host is masters student and part-time waitress Miranda Robinson. Noon Who’s Doing the Dishes? (G, R) Hosted by Brian McFadden. 1.00 ■ Showtime (PGR, R, C) Local series featuring amateur community theatres. 1.30 There & Back (G, R, C) Matt Gibb investigates the real people and places behind the television moments that put New Zealand towns on the map. 2.00 RPA (C) Today: A fishing trip turns into a potential tragedy. 3.00 The Force (PGR, R, C) Today: Victoria Police receive information about a man who allegedly has a firearm hidden inside his car. 3.30 Border Patrol (G, R, HD, C) 50K Meth Man: A woman’s scheme is uncovered. 4.00 Miguel’s Feasts (G) Today: Miguel’s feted feta, and his secret recipe for the best Aussie barbecue. 4.30 Renovation King (G) Home Theatre Man Cave: Barry Barry Du Bois and the team are on hand to help give a hard-working father of four his own private man-cave theatre. 5.00 The ITM Fishing Show (G, C) Matt Watson revisits some of the show’s classic episodes. 6.00 ONE News (C) 7.00 MasterChef Australia (PGR, C) Tonight: In an off-site team challenge, the contestants take over the bakery at Melbourne’s Abbotsford Convent. (Includes Lotto at 8.00pm.) 9.25 Coronation Street (C, AD) Tonight: Roy is found in the most unlikely of places; Todd manipulates Sean; and Gloria gets clarification. 10.25 Vera (AO, R, C, AD) UK crime series based on the books by Anne Cleeves. The Deer Hunters: A man killed by a single gunshot wound is found by his car in a quarry, and a second burnt-out car contains the remains of a stag. 12.10am Call the Midwife (PGR, R, C, AD) 1.15 Emmerdale (PGR, R, C) 3.15 Infomercials 5.20 The Key of David 5.50 – 6.20 Tux Wonder Dogs (G, R, C) 6.00 Sooty (G, R, C) 6.10 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West (G, R) 6.35 PAW Patrol (G, R, C) 7.00 The Amazing World of Gumball (G, C) 7.20 Gravity Falls (G, C) 7.55 Pokemon XY (G, C) 8.20 Transformers: Robots in Disguise (G, C) 8.45 Adventure Time (G, R, C) 9.10 Breadwinners (G, C) 9.35 Lab Rats Challenge (G, C) 10.00 2Kaha (PGR) 10.30 Step by Step (G, R, C) 11.00 Full House (G, R, C) 11.30 Young & Hungry (G, C) Young & Ferris Wheel: Josh seeks a special gift for Shauna. Noon Red Band Society (PGR) Ergo Ego: Jordi makes a move on Emma. 1.00 ■ 10 Things I Hate About You (1999, PGR, R, C, AD) Julia Stiles, Heath Ledger. 3.00 Black-ish (G, C) Parental Guidance: Dre plans an amazing vow renewal ceremony. 3.25 The Amazing Race (G, R, C) Hooping It Up: The race continues in the Philippines, where two strong teams make a mistake that could cost them a chance to win. 4.25 ■ The Parent Trap (1998, G, R, C) Identical twin sisters are reunited at camp. Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Quaid. 7.00 ■ Armageddon (1998, PGR, R, C, AD) NASA turns to a veteran oil driller and his team to save humanity after an asteroid is discovered on a collision course with Earth, but first they must master their new equipment and overcome old rivalries. Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Liv Tyler, Ben Affleck. 10.00 ■ The Bodyguard (1992, AO, R, C) A professional bodyguard falls in love with his latest client, a popular singerturned-actress. Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston. 12.35am ■ The Big Hit (1998, AO, C) A group of brash hit men unwittingly kidnaps their boss’s goddaughter, then scramble to rectify the situation. Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, Christina Applegate. 2.15 ■ The Towering Inferno (1974, AO, R, C) After people become trapped in a burning skyscraper, the authorities launch a desperate rescue attempt. Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, Faye Dunaway. Films, page 63 5.05 2Kaha (PGR, R) 5.30 – 6.00 It Is Written ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST FTA 2612_FINAL.indd 89 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Charles Stanley (R) 6.30 Rheem Outdoors with Geoff (G, R, HD) 7.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’ (G, R, HD) 7.30 Infomercials 9.30 American Dream Builders (G, R, HD, C) 10.30 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Home Cooking Specials (PGR, R, C) 11.00 Survivor: Caramoan (G, HD) 11.50 The Real Housewives of New Jersey (PGR, R) 12.50 America’s Next Top Model: Guys & Girls (PGR, R, HD, C) 1.50 Flipping Out (G, C) Road Trip: Jeff takes the entire office on a road trip. 2.50 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home (G, R, C) 3.55 Grand Designs (G, R, C) 5.00 Trade Zone Gone Fishin’ (G, HD) 5.30 The Simpsons (G, R, HD, C) 6.00 3 News 7.00 ■ Mr Bean’s Holiday (2007, G, R, C) Mr Bean wins a trip to Cannes where he unwittingly separates a young boy from his father. Rowan Atkinson. 8.55 ■ Last Vegas (2013, AO, HD, C) Four friends throw a Vegas bachelor party for the last single one among them. Robert De Niro, Morgan Freeman. Films, page 63 11.05 Blue Bloods (AO, HD, C) Ends and Means: Linda stops Danny from questioning a wounded accomplice before surgery. 12.05am Hannibal (AO, HD, C) Dolce: Hannibal and Bedelia sense their time in Florence is at an end. 12.50 Infomercials 5.00 Hillsong (G, R) 5.30 – 6.00 Charles Stanley (R) FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 9.45 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Barney and Friends (G, R) 3.30 Infomercials 4.30 Drake and Josh (G, R) 5.00 Mr Young (G, R) 5.30 Victorious (G, R) 6.00 iCarly (G, R) iFight Shelby Marx (Part 1): The best female fighter in the world challenges Carly to an exhibition match. 6.30 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 7.00 Top Chef Masters (PGR, R) Sex, Greed and Murder: Soap-opera themes inspire culinary creations. 8.00 American Ninja Warrior (G, R) Las Vegas National Finals: The remaining finalists battle it out in Las Vegas in a four-stage course. 9.55 ■ Super City (AO) Comedy series in which Madeline Sami plays a range of characters. 10.25 ■ Glee (PGR, R) The Back-Up Plan: Rachel explores future career options. 11.15 – 6.00am Infomercials TV2: 10 Things I Hate About You, 1.00pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 Home Shopping 9.30 Doctor Who Marathon (PGR, R) Season nine of the UK sci-fi series. 3.50 David Attenborough’s Penguin King (G, R) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 Airline (G) 6.30 Animal Airport (G) Tonight: Ross is confronted by an angry bulldog. 7.00 University Challenge (G) Tonight: Canterbury v Otago. 7.35 Doctor Who Christmas Special (PGR) Tonight: The Doctor goes into hiding on a remote colony. 8.50 Top Gear: Vietnam Special (PGR, R) The guys attempt to travel the length of Vietnam, covering 1600km on land and water in just eight days. 10.30 Cricket Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one, highlights from Christchurch. 11.00 ■ Chalet Girl (2011, PGR) A tomboy takes a job at a ski resort. Felicity Jones. 1.05am – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 6.30 Pukoro (G, R) 7.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R) 7.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha (G, R) 8.00 Pukana (G, R) 8.30 Te Kaea (R) 9.00 Patapatai (G, R) 9.30 The Native Diet (G, R) 10.00 Toku Reo (G, R) 2.00 Kina’s K9s (G, R) 2.30 Hoiho (G, R) 3.00 Fitness in the Whare (G, R) 3.30 The Rugby Show (G, R) 5.00 Native Kitchen (G, R) 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 ■ Taniwha Rau (G, R) Tonight: Paraone Gloyne travels to Tokoroa. 7.00 The Zoo (G) 7.30 ■ How the Toys Saved Christmas (1996, G) Santa’s helper Granny Rose falls ill on Christmas Eve. Voice of Mary Tyler Moore. 9.15 Vienna Philharmonic Summer Night Concert Schonbrunn (G) The Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra performs. 10.45 – 11.15 Te Kaea (R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition 89 9/12/2015 2:59 pm BOXING DAY SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.40 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015, PG) Kevin James. 8.15 The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (2014, M) Jennifer Lawrence. 10.15 Ouija (2014, 16) Olivia Cooke. 11.45 The Maze Runner (2014, M) Dylan O’Brien. 1.40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014, M) Megan Fox. 3.20 If I Stay (2014, M) Chloë Grace Moretz. 5.05 Grudge Match (2013, M) Sylvester Stallone. 6.55 Dracula Untold (2014, M) A man becomes a monster in order to protect his family. Luke Evans, Dominic Cooper. 8.30 A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014, 16) An ex-cop is hired by a drug dealer to track down the people who kidnapped and murdered his wife. Liam Neeson, Dan Stevens. 10.25 Mortdecai (2015, M) Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow. 12.10am Good Neighbours (2010, 18) 1.50 One in the Gun (2010, 16) 3.20 A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014, 16) 5.10 If I Stay (2014, M) 7.40 6.30 Twins (1988, PG) Arnold Schwarzenegger. 8.15 Maverick (1994, PG) Mel Gibson. 10.20 The Producers (1967, G) Zero Mostel. 11.45 Joe Kidd (1972, M) Clint Eastwood. 1.10 Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983, PG) Dan Aykroyd. 2.50 Hart’s War (2002, M) Bruce Willis. 4.55 Monty Python’s the Meaning of Life (1983, 16) Graham Chapman, John Cleese. 6.40 The Ice Storm (1997, M) Two families struggle with the problems of daily life. Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver. 8.30 Dances with Wolves (1990, M) A frontier soldier becomes so obsessed with the Sioux way of life that he abandons his own. Kevin Costner. 11.25 Bad Boys (1983, 18) Two inmates take revenge on each other. Sean Penn. 1.25am Raising Cain (1992, M) 2.55 Wolfen (1981, M) 4.50 Hart’s War (2002, M) Moms’ Night Out (2014, PG) Sarah Drew. 9.20 The Theory of Everything (2014, M) Eddie Redmayne. 11.20 Begin Again (2013, M) Keira Knightley. 1.00 Jersey Boys (2014, M) John Lloyd Young. 3.10 Selma (2014, M) David Oyelowo. 5.15 The Hot Flashes (2013, M) Brooke Shields, Daryl Hannah. 6.55 The Face of Love (2013, M) A widow finds new love. Annette Bening, Ed Harris. 8.30 Playing It Cool (2014, M) A scriptwriter meets the woman of his dreams, but when he discovers that she is already engaged he channels his unrequited love into his writing. Chris Evans. 10.10 Devil’s Knot (2013, M) Three teenagers are convicted of murdering children. Colin Firth, Reese Witherspoon. 12.05am Mini-series: Hindenburg: The Last Flight (2011, M, part 1) 1.40 The Hot Flashes (2013, M) 3.35 Devil’s Knot (2013, M) 5.30 The Face of Love (2013, M) GENERAL UKTV SKY 007 6.00 The Syndicate (M) 7.10 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.40 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 9.20 The Bill Marathon (M) 1.35 Stella (M) 2.25 Casualty (PG) 3.20 A Touch of Frost (M) 4.45 Pointless (PG) 5.40 Inspector Morse (M) 7.35 Critical (16) Tonight: Devastated by news of Fiona’s engagement, Glen races off, only to be involved in a life-or-death emergency. 8.30 Midsomer Murders (M) Dead in the Water: The Midsomer Regatta is halted by the discovery of the rowing club chairman’s body floating at the finish line. 10.15 Father Brown (M) The Devil’s Dust: Father Brown joins the search for a girl who is believed to be radioactive. 11.15 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 11.40 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, Dame Judi Dench and Olly Murs. 12.30am Cuckoo (M) The Homecoming: Ken and Lorna are shocked by their daughter’s unexpected marriage. 1.00 Pointless (PG) 1.50 Cuckoo (M) 2.20 New Tricks (M) 3.20 Father Brown (M) 4.10 Bad Education (M) 5.10 The Adventures of Merlin (M) Living SKY 017 6.00 Grand Designs 2.15 Grand Designs Revisited 90 LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 90 The Light Harvester (2014, PG) Craig Hall. 6.55 A Dangerous Method (2011, 16) Michael Fassbender. 8.35 Home (2012, M) Local short film. 8.50 Stories We Tell (2012, M) Canadian documentary. 10.40 The Face of an Angel (2014, 16) Daniel Bruhl. 12.25 Marshland (2014, 16) Javier Gutierrez. 2.15 Gore Vidal: The United States of Amnesia (2013, M) US documentary. 3.50 The Gilded Cage (2013, M) Rita Blanco. 5.20 The Hunting Ground (2015, 16) US documentary. 6.55 Le Week-End (2013, M) Lindsay Duncan. 8.30 The Big Ask (2013, M) Gillian Jacobs, Zachary Knighton. 10.00 The Returned (16) 11.00 Honeymoon (2014, 16) Rose Leslie. 12.35am Miss Lovely (2012, 16) 2.25 Gore Vidal: The United States of Amnesia (M) 4.00 Le Week-End (2013, M) 5.35 The Gilded Cage (2013, M) SoHo SKY 010 Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Better Homes and Gardens 7.30 The Living Room 8.30 We Love Penguins 9.35 ■ City of Ember (2008, PGR) 11.30 Christmas movie 1.30 Buying Alaska 2.00 The Living Room 3.00 Auction 3.30 Kitchen Crashers 4.00 LA Frock Stars 5.00 10 Years Younger UK 6.00 The Wonder of Dogs 7.00 ■ Blades of Glory (2007, AO) Two rival ice skaters who have been banned from singles competition decide to compete as an all-male pairs team. Will Ferrell, Jon Heder, Jenna Fischer. 9.00 ■ Smart People (2008, AO) In the face of his daughter’s displeasure, a university professor falls for a doctor he meets after an accident lands him in the emergency room. Dennis Quaid, Thomas Haden Church, Sarah Jessica Parker. 11.00 LA Frock Stars 12.00am 10 Years Younger UK 1.00 Giants of the Deep 2.00 The Wonder of Dogs 3.00 ■ Blades of Glory (2007, AO) Will Ferrell. 5.00 Kitchen Crashers 5.30 Auction 6.35 Movies Classics: Dances with Wolves, 8.30pm 4.05 Country House Sunday 5.00 Gardening Australia 6.00 Love Your Garden 7.00 The Dales with Ade Edmondson 7.30 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 8.30 The Super-Rich and Us 9.30 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home 10.30 Antiques to the Rescue 11.30 My Dream Derelict Home 12.30am A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 1.20 Gardening Australia 2.20 Love Your Garden 3.15 The Dales with Ade Edmondson 3.40 Kevin McCloud’s Man Made Home 4.35 My Dream Derelict Home 5.30 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.00 Mammon (M) 7.00 Fake or Fortune? 8.00 In Conversation: John Goodman 9.00 Playhouse Presents (PG) 9.30 ■ The Blues: Warming by the Devil’s Fire (2003, G) 11.00 BB King: The Life of Riley 12.30 Showrunners 2.00 Mammon (M) 3.00 Fake or Fortune? 4.00 Talks Music: Lindsey Buckingham 4.45 Talks Music: Jeff Beck 5.30 Gas Station: Arizona 6.00 ■ Art Car: The Movie (2012, G) 7.30 The Chair 8.30 The Dukes of September Live at the Lincoln Center (G) The American supergroup comprising Donald Fagen, Michael McDonald and Boz Scaggs perform live in New York. 10.00 Rockwiz 11.00 The Changing Face of … Liza Minnelli 12.00am Talks Music: Lindsey Buckingham 12.45 Talks Music: Jeff Beck 1.30 Gas Station: Arizona 2.00 ■ Art Car: The Movie (2012, G) 3.30 The Chair 4.30 The Dukes of September Live at the Lincoln Center 6.00 Queer as Folk Marathon (18) 9.05 Banshee Marathon (18) 1.30 Homeland Marathon (16) Season five of the US drama series. 6.40 Homeland (16) Oriole: Carrie catches up with old friends, and Saul opens up to Allison. 7.30 Homeland (16) All About Allison: Carrie needs Allison’s help, and Quinn’s plans change. 8.20 Homeland (16) The Litvinov Ruse: The CIA and BND make a play. 9.10 Homeland (16) New Normal: A new threat emerges. 10.00 Homeland (16) Our Man in Damascus: Carrie follows a lead. 10.50 Homeland (16) A False Glimmer: The clock runs out. 11.40 Banshee (18) Season two of the US drama series. Ways to Bury a Man: An enraged Lucas decides to go after Kai. 12.30 Banshee (18) Evil for Evil: Lucas busts Proctor, and Emmett is tested by Sharp and his skinheads. 1.20 Banshee (18) Homecoming: Lucas and Carrie are a step closer to Rabbit. 2.10 Banshee (18) Bullets and Tears: Lucas and Carrie ready themselves for the showdown. 3.10 Banshee (18) 4.00am Queer as Folk Marathon (18) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.15 The Queen’s Christmas Message 6.30 Focus on Africa 7.00 BBC World News 7.40 Africa Business Report 8.00 BBC World News 8.30 HARDtalk 9.00 BBC World News 9.30 Our World 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 Our World 11.00 BBC World News 12.30 Witness 1.00 BBC World News 1.15 Sport Today 1.30 Talking Movies 2.00 BBC World News 2.10 Children of the Gaza War 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Panorama 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Race for the Skies 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 The Travel Show 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Witness 7.00 BBC World News 7.30 Click 8.00 BBC World News 8.10 World Features 8.30 HARDtalk 9.00 BBC World News 9.10 World Features 9.30 Panorama: Disaster on Everest 10.00 BBC World News 10.10 This World 11.00 BBC World News 11.10 Africa Business Report 11.30 Witness 12.00am BBC World News 12.30 Our World 1.00 BBC World News 1.10 World Features 1.30 The Spirit of Yachting 2.00 BBC World News 2.15 Sport Today 2.30 The Travel Show 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Dateline London 4.00 BBC World News 4.10 Children of the Gaza War 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Our World LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 3:01 pm BOXING DAY SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.00 Cycling, UCI Track World Cup, day two. 7.00 Cycling, UCI Track World Cup, day three. 8.00 Altered Course 9.00 Golf Channel Academy 10.00 The Cricket Show 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one, live. 2.35 The Cricket Show 3.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one, live. 7.00 World Rugby 7.30 Motorcycle Racing, Isle of Man TT, Superstock and Supersport 1 TT race. 8.30 WRC Italia, highlights. 9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day one, highlights. 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one, last 2 hours. 12.30am A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 1.00 NRL, grand final, Broncos v Cowboys. 3.30 Rugby League, Anzac Test, Australia v Kiwis, replay. Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 Isle of Man TT, Superbike TT race. 7.00 The Cricket Show 7.30 Best of Bathurst 1000 8.00 Soccer, A-League, Western Sydney Wanderers v Newcastle Jets. 10.00 V8 Supercars, Bathurst 1000, race 25. Noon The Cricket Show 12.28 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day one, morning session, live. 2.35 World Cup: Making of Black 3.05 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day one, afternoon session, live. 8.00 The Cricket Show 8.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Scorchers v Heat, live. 12.35am Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one. 1.05 Surfing, World League, Portugal, day 12. 2.00 Isle of Man TT, Superstock and Supersport 1 TT race. 3.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Scorchers v Heat. 3.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one. 4.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.30 World Rugby 5.00 World Cup: Making of Black 5.30 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO History: Bart Cummings: All the King’s Horses, 7.30pm Bowls, NZ Open, women’s pairs, final. 12.30 Best of Bathurst 1000 1.00 Isle of Man TT, Superstock and Supersport 1 TT race. 2.00 Touch Football, Secondary Schools National finals. 3.00 Canoeing, Sprint ICF World C’ship, session three, replay. 5.15 Soccer, A-League, Western Sydney Wanderers v Newcastle Jets. 7.15 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix, live. 9.30 Soccer, A-League, Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners, live. 11.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.00am The Cricket Show 12.30 Fox Sports News 1.00 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 3.00 Soccer, A-League, Sydney FC v Central Coast Mariners. 5.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Scorchers v Heat. 5.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one. ESPN SKY 061 6.00 Surfing, Quicksilver Pro France. 7.30 Rugby, World Cup, final, All Blacks v Australia, replay. 10.00 6.00 NBA, Pelicans v Heat, live. 8.30 NBA, Bulls v Thunder, live. 11.00 NBA, Cavaliers v Warriors, live. 1.30 NBA Action 2.00 NBA, Spurs v Rockets, live. 4.30 NBA, Clippers v Lakers, live. 7.00 SportsCenter 8.00 NBA, Spurs v Rockets. 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NFL Films 11.00 NBA, Los Angeles Clippers v Los Angeles Lakers. 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 2.30 Planet Speed 3.00 NBA, Cavaliers v Warriors. 5.00 Gridiron, NCAA, St, Petersburg Bowl, live. DOCUMENTARIES History SKY 073 Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 6.00 Tickle (M) 6.30 MythBusters (PG) 8.30 ET Fishing Escapes (PG) 9.25 River Monsters (PG) 10.20 River Monsters: Face Ripper (M) 11.15 Redwood Kings (PG) 12.10 FBI Takedowns (M) 1.05 Salvage Hunters (PG) 2.00 The Definitive Guide to Aliens (PG) 2.55 Unravelling the Cosmos (PG) 3.50 Yukon Men (M) 4.45 Auction Hunters (PG) 5.40 You Have Been Warned (PG) 6.35 Salvage Hunters (PG) 7.30 Treehouse Masters (PG) 8.30 Redwood Kings (PG) Holly Madison’s Chicks: Holly Madison orders a chicken coop. 9.30 Predators Up Close with Joel Lambert (PG) 10.30 Auction Hunters (PG) 11.00 Revealed (PG) 12.00am Dual Survival (M) 12.55 Alaska: The Last Frontier (M) 1.50 Moonshiners (M) 3.40 Hog Boss (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 MythBusters (PG) 6.30 Secret Lives of Jesus (PG) 7.30 Find My Past (PG) 8.30 Little Ice Age: Big Chill (PG) 10.30 Last Stand of the 300 (M) 12.30 The Dark Ages (M) 2.30 A Day in the Life of a Dictator (16) 4.30 Hiroshima (M) 6.30 Surviving the Tsunami (PG) 7.30 Bart Cummings: All the King’s Horses (PG) Bart Cummings dominated thoroughbred racing in Australia. 8.30 The Space Age: NASA’s Story (PG) A fresh look at an amazing organisation and mankind’s quest to understand the universe. 9.30 Atlantis Found (PG) Martin Pepper sets out to find once and for all the lost city of Atlantis using new scientific evidence. 11.30 Asian Tsunami: The Deadliest Wave (M) 12.30am The Day They Dropped the Bomb (M) 1.30 Monsters & Mysteries (PG) 2.30 Ancient Aliens (PG) 3.30 Bart Cummings: All the King’s Horses (PG) 4.30 The Space Age: NASA’s Story (PG) 5.30 Atlantis Found (PG) National Geographic SKY 072 BBC Knowledge SKY 074 Discovery SKY 070 6.30 Wicked Tuna: North vs South Marathon (M) 1.30pm Yukon Gold Marathon (M) 6.30 Yukon Gold Marathon (M) Financial Crisis: Nika and Chris face a cash crunch. 7.30 Bedrock Blues: Karl digs deep into a new cut and comes up empty. 8.30 Desperate Measures: An accident shuts down Chris and Nika’s operation, and Cam’s battle with frozen ground comes to an end. 9.30 Home Stretch: Ken and Guillaume move to higher ground. 10.30 Final Push: Nika and Chris struggle to reach their goal. 11.30 Drugs Inc. Marathon (M) 4.30am Underworld Inc. (M) Knock-Offs: The black market can be brutal, exploitative, and corrupt. 5.30 Florence Unlocked: Secrets lie buried below the surface of the birthplace of the Italian Renaissance, with clandestine stairways and secret passages crisscrossing the city, used by spies and royals alike. DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY2 2612_FINAL.indd 91 6.30 Top Gear: Top Inventions Marathon (PG) 6.55pm Top Gear: Top Inventions Marathon (M) With Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. 8.05 Tonight: An attempt at a channel crossing in home-built boat cars. 9.15 Tonight: Richard drives a new BMW, Jeremy tarts up a Mercedes and Ewan McGregor is the star in a reasonably-priced car. 10.25 Tonight: Richard and James try to launch a Reliant Robin into orbit. 11.20 Tonight: An attempt to build amphibious cars. 12.15am Tonight: The guys build limos to chauffeur stars to the Brit awards. 1.20 Tonight: The guy attempt to build electric cars. 2.25 Tonight: An attempt to prove that cars can be art. 3.30 Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) 3.55 Lonely Planet: Best in China (PG) 4.15 Top Gear: Top Inventions Marathon (PG) 6.08 Storytime ([email protected]) 7.10 Country Life (RNZ) ([email protected]) 8.10 The Weekend with Lynn Freeman Noon The World at Noon 12.11 Summer Music 101 with Melody Thomas An afternoon of the best songs, music-related stories, interviews, live music, industry news and music documentaries from New Zealand and the world ([email protected]) 5.00 The World at Five 5.11 Global Business 5.45 The Dwarf Who Moved, by Peter Williams QC Observations and anecdotes from the life of New Zealand’s pre-eminent criminal defence lawyer (1 of 8) 6.06 Great Encounters In-depth interviews from the week (RNZ) 7.06 Saturday Night An evening of requests, nostalgia and musical memories (RNZ) 11.04 The Story of Amazing Grace 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05 Music after Midnight; 12.30 History Repeated (RNZ); 1.05 Our Changing World (RNZ); 2.05 Spiritual Outlook (RNZ); 2.35 Hymns on Sunday; 3.05 What the Magi Left, by Penelope Todd (RNZ); 3.30 Nga Taonga Korero (RNZ); 4.30 Science in Action (BBC); 5.10 Bishops, by Mona Williams (1 of 10, RNZ) Details available at radionz.co.nz RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon, 3.00pm, 11.00 6.00 Classic Morning 9.00 The Works 10.00 Your Choice (Box 123, Wellington or [email protected]) Noon The RNZ Concert Classical Chart This week’s best-selling CDs 1.00 The Art of Jazz With Phil Broadhurst. Programmes from throughout the year: Recent releases from Vijay Ayer, Ben Monder and others (1 of 10, RNZ) 2.00 Global Sounds Indigenous music from around the world 3.00 Saturday Concert (RNZ) Lazarus Quartet: Emma Yoon, Julianne Song (vlns), Lindsay McLay (vla), Alice Gott (cello) – Haydn: String Quartet in C Op 20/2; Beethoven: String Quartet in G Op 18/2; Brahms: String Quartet No 1 in C minor Op 51 4.30 Tennstedt Conducts 6.00 Made in New Zealand 7.00 Vocalied 8.00 Music Alive The King’s Singers: David Hurley, Timothy Wayne-Wright (countertenors), Paul Phoenix (ten), Christopher Bruerton, Christopher Gabbitas (bars), Jonathan Howard (bass) 9.30 South of the Border 10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 Miles Davis 9.00 Annabelle White Noon Jeff McTainsh 6.00 3 News 7.00 Graeme Hill 12.00am Garry McAlpine Newstalk ZB 6.00 Jason Pine All Sport Breakfast 9.00 Andrew Dickens Noon Mark Watson 6.00 Bruce Russell – In My Day 12.00am Gary Denvir Talkback 91 9/12/2015 3:03 pm SUNDAY DECEMBER 27 TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.20 Soccer English Premier League, Newcastle v Everton, live. 8.30 Praise Be (G) 9.00 How to Look at a Painting (PGR, R, C) Of the Body: The nude in painting is irresistible. 9.30 Going Going Gone (G, R, C) 10.00 Waka Huia Summer Series (HD) Today: Mita Mohi, an expert and teacher of traditional Maori weaponry. 10.30 Marae (G, R) 11.00 Neighbourhood (G, R, HD, C) Today: Fasitua Amosa hosts a tour of Glen Eden. 11.30 The Claim Game (G, R, C) 11.55 Koalas: Slow Life in the Fast Lane (G, R, C, AD) 12.55 Undercover Boss (PGR, R, C) 1.55 The Art of the Architect (G, R, C) 2.55 Britain’s Biggest Hoarders (PGR, R, C) 3.55 Gadget Man (G, R, C) Childsplay: Richard Ayoade looks at gadgets that can improve the experience of parentood. 4.25 ■ Keeping Up with the Kaimanawas (G, R, HD, C, AD) Local series about the Wilson sisters as they venture to save New Zealand’s Kaimanawa horses. 4.55 ■ Hidden Kingdoms (G, R, C) Under Open Skies: The story of two young animals forced to grow up fast. 6.00 ONE News (C) 7.00 Border Security (PGR, C) Tonight: When a woman pushes away a sniffer dog, officers hone in on what she has stuffed in her undies. 7.30 David Attenborough’s Conquest of the Skies (G, C, AD) Rivals: How insects had the skies to themselves for millions of years until dinosaurs arrived on the scene. 8.40 Call the Midwife Christmas Special (PGR, C, AD) Poplar readies itself for Christmas 1960; a festive bus trip to see the Regent Street lights and a visit from a BBC film crew promise to make it a Christmas to remember; and Nonnatus is rocked when Sister Monica Joan goes missing. 10.15 Happy Valley (AO, R, C, AD) Tonight: Catherine tells her boss about her suspicions about Tommy Lee Royce. 11.15 Mr Selfridge (PGR, R, HD, C) Tonight: The men of Selfridges clamour to sign up. 12.15am Being Me (G, R, C) 12.40 Emmerdale (PGR, R, C) 2.40 Marae (G, R) 3.10 Homefront Extra (G, R) 3.20 – 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 6.25 6.45 7.10 Doc McStuffins (G, R, C) Art Attack (G, C) Octonauts (G, R, C) The Tom and Jerry Show (G, R, C) 7.35 Get Ace (G, R, C) 8.00 ■ Scooby-Doo! Moon Monster Madness (2015, G, C) 9.20 Crash & Bernstein (G, C) 10.05 A.N.T. Farm (C) 10.30 ■ Bachelor in Paradise (PGR) US reality series in which some of the show’s biggest stars and villains look for a second chance at love. Noon ■ Now Is Good (2012, C, AD) A dying girl makes a wish list of things to do. Dakota Fanning. 2.05 Melissa & Joey (G, R, C) 2.35 A to Z (PGR, C) B Is for Big Glory: On the heels of Andrew and Zelda’s great night together, neither is quite sure where they stand. 3.05 Hot in Cleveland (PGR, C) Undercover Lovers: Lines get blurred after Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple. 4.00 Wipeout (G, R, C) Fall in the Family (Part 2): Contestants compete in physical challenges. 5.05 ■ My Dog Skip (2000, G, R, C) A puppy transforms the life of a young boy. Frankie Muniz. 7.00 ■ Madagascar (2005, PGR, R, C, AD) Four animals from a New York zoo are shipwrecked and find themselves stranded in Madagascar. Voices of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer. 8.40 ■ Total Recall (2012, AO, R, C, AD) After visiting Rekall, a company that provides its clients with implanted fake memories of a life they would like to have led, a factory worker begins to suspect that he is a spy and soon finds himself on the run. Colin Farrell, Bryan Cranston. Films, page 63 10.50 ■ Nurse (2013, AO, C) A woman is a dedicated nurse by day, but by night, she lures cheating men to their brutal deaths. Paz De La Huerta, Katrina Bowden. 12.30am ■ Superman Unbound (2013, PGR, R, C) Superman and Supergirl take on the cybernetic Brainiac. Voices of Matt Bomer, Stana Katic. 1.50 Ten 7 Summer (PGR) 2.15 Infomercials 2.45 The Jeremy Kyle Show (AO, R) 3.40 Anger Management (AO, R) 4.05 Posh Nosh (G, R) 4.15 It Is Written (R) 4.45 Secret Life of the American Teenager (PGR, R) 5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM 92 LIST FTA 2612_FINAL.indd 92 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 6.30 7.00 8.00 Life TV (G, R) Brian Houston (G, R) Charles Stanley (G, R) Universal Church of the Kingdom of God (G, R) 8.30 Turning Point (G, R) 9.00 Both Worlds (G, R, HD, C) 9.25 Bondi Vet (G, R, HD, C) 9.50 Re-Think (HD) 10.15 Food Glorious Food (G, R) 11.10 Native Kitchen (G, R, HD, C) 11.35 ■ Whale Adventures with Nigel Marven (G, R, HD, C) 12.30 Storage Hunters (PGR, R, HD) 1.00 Motorsport Asia Pacific Carrera Cup, Shanghai. 1.30 Motorsport Aussie V8 Utes. 2.30 Motorsport NHRA Mello Yello Drag Racing Series. 3.30 Motorsport Formula Drift, Long Beach. 4.00 Motorsport FIA World Rallycross C’ship, Argentina. 5.00 Ice Road Truckers (G, R, HD, C) 6.00 3 News 7.00 ■ Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010, G, R, HD, C) A magical nanny offers to help out a struggling young mother who has her hands full. Emma Thompson. 9.10 ■ Parental Guidance (2012, PGR, R, HD, C) A couple babysit their grandkids when their helicopter parents leave town. Billy Crystal. 11.15 ■ Margaret (2011, AO, R, HD, C) A woman witnesses a bus accident. Anna Paquin. 1.55am Infomercials 5.30 – 6.00 Brian Houston @ Hillsong TV (G, R) FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.25 Wonder Pets (G, R) 10.50 Chuggington (G, R) 11.00 Bob the Builder (G, R) 11.15 Super Healthy Monsters (G, R) 11.25 Pingu (G, R) 11.35 Barney & Friends (G, R) Noon Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Barney & Friends (G, R) 3.30 Infomercials 4.30 Drake and Josh (G, R) 5.00 Entertainment Tonight Weekend (G) 6.00 iCarly (G, R) iFight Shelby Marx (Part 2): Carly agrees to fight the martial arts champion. 6.30 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 7.00 Beauty and the Geek Australia (G, R) Tonight: The beauties are tasked with teaching a class full of international students the English language. 8.30 ■ Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004, AO, R, C) Bridget Jones fears her relationship with Mark Darcy is in jeopardy after meeting his glamorous colleague. Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant. 10.25 Entertainment Tonight Weekend (G) 11.20 – 6.00am Infomercials Prime: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, 8.30pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 10.30 Noon 1.05 2.00 2.30 Religious Programming (G) Sport Box (G) ■ Death in Paradise (PGR, R) Mayday (PGR, R) The Odd Couple (PGR, R) Dogs: Their Secret Lives (G, R) 3.30 Bondi Rescue (PGR, R) 4.00 Great British Food Revival (G, R) 4.30 British Gardens in Time (G, R) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 The Taste (G) 7.00 Storage Wars (G) 7.30 Coast Australia (G, R) Tonight: On an idyllic island, Neil Oliver uncovers a bloody tale of cultural misunderstanding. 8.30 ■ Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003, PGR) During the Napoleonic wars, a dogged British navy captain pursues a French vessel. Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany. 11.20 Psych (PGR) 12.20am – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 10.00 ■ Korero Mai (G, R) 11.30 ■ Te Matatini 2015 – Toi Whakaari (R) 2.00 World Forklift League (PGR, R) 2.30 Poitukohu Nga Kura Tuarua 3.30 Rugby French Top 14. 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 Mataora (R) Hosted by Tumamao Harawira. 7.00 What’s Up with the Tumoanas? (PGR, R) Tonight: Makaira’s family prepare her for a comingof-age, and Tahuri struggles with the Matatini haka routine. 7.30 ■ The Big Sing (G) The New Zealand’s Secondary School choir competition. 8.00 My Country Song (G) With Dennis Marsh and Saelyn Guyton. 8.30 ■ Shopping (2013, AO) In small-town New Zealand, two brothers deal with the desires of youth, a volatile father and racial tensions. Kevin Paulo, Julian Dennison, Jacek Koman. 10.20 – 10.50 Te Kaea (R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 2:59 pm SUNDAY DECEMBER 27 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.55 7.15 7.05 Grudge Match (2013, M) Sylvester Stallone. 8.45 Dracula Untold (2014, M) Dominic Cooper. 10.15 Mortdecai (2015, M) Johnny Depp. Noon If I Stay (2014, M) Chloë Grace Moretz. 1.45 A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014, 16) Liam Neeson. 3.40 The Giver (2014, M) Brenton Thwaites. 5.15 Hercules (2014, M) Dwayne Johnson. 6.55 Bad Neighbours (2014, 16) Seth Rogen, Zac Efron. 8.30 Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014, 16) A troubled boy is recruited into a secret British spy organisation, where he must prove his mettle to save the world. Colin Firth. 10.40 Housebound (2014, M) A criminal is sentenced to home detention. Morgana O’Reilly, Rima Te Wiata. 12.30am The Riot Club (2014, 16) 2.15 Bad Neighbours (2014, 16) 3.50 Shadow Witness (2012, M) 5.10 Hercules (2014, M) Playing It Cool (2014, M) Chris Evans. 8.50 Mini-series: Hindenburg: The Last Flight (2011, M, part 1) Maximilian Simonischek. 10.30 The Hot Flashes (2013, M) Brooke Shields. 12.10 Playing It Cool (2014, M) Chris Evans. 1.45 Devil’s Knot (2013, M) Colin Firth. 3.40 A Big Love Story (2012, M) Robbie Kaller. 5.15 An Invisible Sign (2010, PG) Jessica Alba. 6.50 Cuban Fury (2014, M) Nick Frost. 8.30 Elsa & Fred (2014, PG) Two people discover it is never too late for love. Shirley MacLaine, Christopher Plummer. 10.10 A Good Marriage (2014, M) A woman discovers her husband’s sinister secret. Anthony LaPaglia. 11.50 Mini-series: Hindenburg: The Last Flight (2011, M, part 2) Maximilian Simonischek. 1.25am A Big Love Story (2012, M) 2.55 An Invisible Sign (2010, PG) 4.30 Cuban Fury (2014, M) Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983, PG) Dan Aykroyd. 8.45 Heartbreak Ridge (1986, M) Clint Eastwood. 10.55 Excalibur (1981, M) Nigel Terry. 1.15 Dolores Claiborne (1995, 16) Kathy Bates. 3.25 Caddyshack (1980, 16) Chevy Chase. 5.00 Caddyshack II (1988, PG) A self-made millionaire is snubbed when he joins a country club as a favour to his social-climbing daughter. Dan Aykroyd. 6.35 U-571 (2000, M) American submariners board a German U-Boat. Matthew McConaughey. 8.30 Mystic River (2003, 16) Three childhood friends are reunited in adulthood after the daughter of one is murdered. Sean Penn. 10.45 Scent of a Woman (1992, PG) A student looks after a former lieutenant. Al Pacino. 1.20am Porky’s (1982, 16) 3.00 Buffalo Bill and the Indians (1976, PG) 5.00 Caddyshack (1980, 16) GENERAL Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Buying the Bayou 6.30 Through the Bible with Les Feldick 7.00 Buying Alaska 7.30 Better Homes and Gardens 9.00 Auction 9.30 10 Years Younger UK 10.30 Natural World: Ocean Rescue Australia 11.30 The Wonder of Dogs 12.30 Kitchen Crashers 1.00 Buying Alaska 1.30 LA Frock Stars 2.30 Great British Garden Revival 3.30 Tropic of Capricorn 4.30 Made in Italy with Silvia Colloca 5.00 Cook the Books 5.30 Kylie Kwong: My China 6.00 Garage Gold 6.30 The Auction House 7.25 ■ Dan in Real Life (2007, AO) A single father falls in love with his brother’s girlfriend. Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche. 9.25 ■ Infamous (2006, AO) Based on the story of Truman Capote’s research for his novel In Cold Blood. Toby Jones, Sandra Bullock, Daniel Craig, Jeff Daniels. 11.30 Vexed (AO) 12.30am ■ Dan in Real Life (2007, AO) Steve Carell. 2.30 Cook the Books 3.00 Great British Garden Revival 4.00 Tropic of Capricorn 5.00 Made in Italy with Silvia Colloca 5.30 Buying Alaska UKTV SKY 007 6.00 The Bill Marathon (M) 10.10 QI (M) 11.10 The Graham Norton Show (M) Noon Keeping Up Appearances Marathon (PG) 2.30 Midsomer Murders (M) 4.10 New Tricks (M) 5.10 Heartbeat (PG) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.30 Casualty (PG) Ostrich Syndrome: David tracks down his estranged wife. 8.30 A Touch of Frost (M) Mistaken Identity (Part 1): Frost and his team investigate the discovery of a body found in a local reservoir. 9.55 Doc Martin (M) Midwife Crisis: Martin disagrees with the new district midwife. 10.50 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, Dame Judi Dench and Olly Murs. 11.40 Cuckoo (M) 12.10am Heartbeat (PG) 1.05 Casualty (PG) 2.00 Pointless (PG) 2.50 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 3.20 Doc Martin (M) 4.10 The Adventures of Merlin (M) 5.45 This Is Jinsy (PG) Living SKY 017 6.00 The Super-Rich and Us 7.00 Antiques to the Rescue 8.00 Britain’s Oldest Family Businesses 10.45 Hotel India 2.45 Birth of Empire: The East DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 93 Sky Premiere: Kingsman: The Secret Service, 8.30pm India Company 4.35 Most Famous School in the World 5.35 Antiques Roadtrip 6.30 Escape to the Country 7.30 Welcome to Mayfair 8.30 Back in Time for Dinner 9.30 Long Lost Family 10.30 Prince William’s Africa 11.30 Hotel Secrets with Richard E Grant 12.30am Zoo Days (M) 12.55 Long Lost Family 1.50 Escape to the Country 2.40 Back in Time for Dinner 3.40 Long Lost Family 4.30 Prince William’s Africa 5.30 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.00 Rockwiz 7.00 The Changing Face of … Liza Minnelli 8.00 Talks Music: Lindsey Buckingham 8.45 Talks Music: Jeff Beck 9.30 Don Giovanni 12.30 The Chair 1.30 Dukes of September: Live at the Lincoln Center 3.00 The Changing Face of … Liza Minnelli 4.00 The Book Club 5.00 Swan Lake 7.00 Other Voices 7.45 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 8.30 Mark Knopfler: A Life in Songs 9.30 Front and Center: Preservation Hall Jazz Band 10.30 City Time Traveller 11.00 Live from the Artists Den 12.00am The Book Club 1.00 Swan Lake 3.00 Other Voices 3.45 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 4.30 Mark Knopfler: A Life in Songs 5.30 Front and Center: Preservation Hall Jazz Band SoHo SKY 010 6.00 Queer as Folk (18) 7.50 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 8.20 Homeland Marathon (16) Season five of 7.05 The Hunting Ground (2015, 16) US documentary. 8.40 Honeymoon (2014, 16) Rose Leslie. 10.15 The Big Ask (2013, M) Gillian Jacobs. 11.45 Le Week-End (2013, M) Lindsay Duncan. 1.20 Pablo (2012, M) Andrew Ableson. 2.50 Mr Kaplan (2014, 16) Hector Noguera. 4.30 Miyazaki: The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness (2013, PG) Japanese documentary. 6.30 Camp X-Ray (2014, M) Kristen Stewart. 8.30 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher: The Ties That Bind (2014, M) Whicher takes on a seemingly straightforward case of infidelity. Paddy Considine. 10.05 My Mistress (2014, 16) Emmanuelle Beart. 11.50 Mama Africa (2011, M) Finnish documentary. 1.20am Miyazaki: The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness (PG) 3.20 Camp X-Ray (2014, M) 5.20 My Mistress (2014, 16) the US drama series. 6.30 From the Earth to the Moon (M) We Have Cleared the Tower: As three Apollo astronauts get set to go into space, no one can afford to make a mistake that could endanger the mission. 7.30 Deadwood (16) Leviathan Smiles: Sheriff Bullock earns Hearst’s ire. 8.30 The Affair (16) 9.30 Homeland (16) A False Glimmer: The clock runs out. 10.30 Blunt Talk (16) A Beaver That’s Lost Its Mind: Walter tries to be a better father to his youngest son only to to find out that his ex-wife is dating a rock star. 11.00 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) What You Like Is in the Limo: Gigi’s success on the New York scene leads to the Heathens to discovering they are still big in Belgium. 11.30 ■ Bessie (2015, M) Based on the life of blues singer Bessie Smith, who became one of the most successful artists of the 20th century. Queen Latifah, Michael Kenneth Williams. 1.20am Deadwood (16) 2.10 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 3.10 The Affair (16) 4.10 Blunt Talk (16) 4.40 Homeland (16) 5.30 Queer as Folk (18) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 RAce for the Skies 7.00 BBC World News 7.10 Africa Business Report 7.30 The Travel Show 8.00 BBC World News 8.15 Sport Today 8.30 Click 9.00 BBC World News 9.10 This World 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 Dateline London 11.30 Our World News Noon BBC World News 12.10 World Features 12.30 Race for the Skies 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 The Spirit of Yachting 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Dateline London 3.00 BBC World News 3.10 This World 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Our World 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 Click 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 India Business Report 7.00 BBC World News 7.30 The Travel Show 8.00 BBC World News 8.10 Africa Business Report 8.30 The Spirit of Yachting 9.00 BBC World News 9.10 World Features 9.30 Dateline London 10.00 BBC World News 10.10 Children of the Gaza War 11.00 BBC World News 11.10 World Features 11.30 Race for the Skies 12.00am BBC World News 12.30 India Business Report 1.00 BBC World News 1.10 World Features 1.30 Talking Movies 2.00 BBC World News 2.15 Sport Today 2.30 Click 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Panorama 4.00 BBC World News 4.10 This World 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 India Business Report 93 9/12/2015 3:01 pm SUNDAY DECEMBER 27 SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.00 Fox Sports News 8.00 Isle of Man TT, Superstock and Supersport 1 TT race. 9.00 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 9.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one, last 2 hours. Noon Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 12.30 Sky Sports UK News 1.00 Isle of Man TT, Sidecar TT race one. 2.00 Arsenal TV 5.00 NBL, Kings v Breakers, live. 7.00 Isle of Man TT, Sidecar TT race one. 8.00 The ITM Fishing Show 9.00 NBL, Melbourne United v Perth Wildcats, live. 11.00 NBL, Kings v Breakers. 1.00am NBL, Melbourne United v Perth Wildcats. 3.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Sixers v Stars. 3.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Scorchers v Heat. 4.00 Soccer, Football League C’ship, Brentford v Brighton and Hove Albion. Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 Surfing, World League, Portugal. 7.00 Darts, World C’ship, live. 11.00 Isle of Man TT, Superstock and supersport 1 TT race. Noon Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Scorchers v Heat. 12.28 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day two, morning session, live. 2.35 The Cricket Show 3.05 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day two, afternoon session, live. 8.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Scorchers v Heat. 8.35 NBL, Kings v Breakers. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Sixers v Stars, live. 12.35am The Cricket Show 1.00 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day two, highlights. 1.30 Fox Sports News 2.00 Darts, World C’ship, day nine, live. FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO Discovery: FBI Takedowns, 4.45pm World C’ship, Cascais Pro. 6.30 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 7.00 Soccer, A-League, Melbourne Victory v Perth Glory, live. 9.00 Soccer, A-League, Brisbane Roar v Melbourne City, live. 11.00 Fox Sports News 11.30 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day two, highlights. 12.00am Isle of Man TT, Sidecar TT race one. 1.00 NBL, Kings v Breakers. 1.30 Ice Hockey, NHL, Minnesota v Pittsburgh. 3.30 NBL, Kings v Breakers. 5.30 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day two, highlights. ESPN SKY 061 6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Scorchers v Heat, replay. 9.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one. 10.00 The Cricket Show 10.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Scorchers v Heat. 11.00 Bowls, NZ Open, men’s pairs, final. 1.30 Sky Sports UK News 2.00 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 3.00 Manchester United TV 6.00 Surfing, WSL Women’s 6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, St, Petersburg Bowl, live. 8.20 Gridiron, NCAA, Zaxbys Heart of Dallas Bowl, live. 11.45 Boxing, Classic 1982 Heavyweight Bout, Pinklon Thomas v James Tillis. 12.30 ESPN Original Documentaries 1.30 Pardon the Interruption 2.00 SportsCenter 2.15 Gridiron, NFL, Redskins v Eagles, live. 5.30 SportsCenter 6.30 Boxing, Classic 1940 Heavyweight Bout, Max Baer v Pat Comiskey. 6.45 SportsCenter 8.00 Gridiron, NCAA, St, Petersburg Bowl. 10.00 ESPN Original Documentaries 11.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Zaxbys Heart of Dallas Bowl. 1.00am MMA, ONE C’ship. 3.00 Outside the Lines 3.30 NFL Matchup 4.00 NFL Insiders 5.00 NFL Countdown DOCUMENTARIES History SKY 073 Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 Discovery SKY 070 6.00 Tickle (M) 6.30 MythBusters (PG) 7.30 Unravelling the Cosmos (PG) 8.30 The Definitive Guide to Aliens (PG) 9.25 Secret Space Escapes (PG) 10.20 Naked and Afraid (M) 11.15 Redwood Kings (PG) 12.10 Kings of the Wild (M) 1.05 Predators Up Close with Joel Lambert (PG) 2.00 Dixie Divers (PG) 2.55 River Monsters: Face Ripper (M) 3.50 Alaskan Bush People Christmas Special (M) 4.45 FBI Takedowns (M) 5.40 Salvage Hunters (PG) 6.35 Yukon Men (M) 7.30 Predators Up Close with Joel Lambert (PG) 8.30 Unravelling the Cosmos (PG) 9.30 What Is That? (PG) 10.30 Redwood Kings (PG) 11.30 You Have Been Warned (PG) 12.30am Secret Space Escapes (PG) 1.25 Moonshiners (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 Savage Family Diggers (PG) 3.15 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 American River Renegades (M) National Geographic SKY 072 6.30 Gold Rush Ghost Ships (PG) 7.30 The Quest for Gold (PG) 9.30 Apocalypse: The Rise of Hitler (PG) 10.30 Nazi Underworld (M) 11.30 Hitler’s G.I. Death Camp (M) 12.30 Seconds from Disaster (M) 2.30 Crash Scene Investigators (PG) 3.30 Situation Critical (M) 4.30 Witness: Joplin Tornado (M) 5.30 Seconds from Disaster (PG) 6.30 Dino Death Match (PG) 7.30 Wild Nile (PG) 8.30 Wild Namibia (PG) 9.30 Breakthrough (PG) Water Apocalypse: Film director Angela Bassett explores ways to conserve water. 10.30 Shackleton (M) 12.00am Drugs Inc. (M) 1.00 The 80s (M) 2.00 90s Greatest: Tragedies (M) 3.00 The 2000s: Greatest Tragedies (M) 4.00 Iceland Volcano Disaster (PG) 5.00 Worst Weather Ever? (PG) 94 LIST PAY2 2612_FINAL.indd 94 7.30 Asian Tsunami: The Deadliest Wave (M) 8.30 Al Murray’s German Adventure (PG) 9.30 Cash in the Attic 10.30 Bart Cummings: All the King’s Horses (PG) 11.30 Secrets of the Stones (PG) 12.30 Atlantis Found (PG) 2.30 Asian Tsunami: The Deadliest Wave (M) 3.30 The Wheelchair President (PG) 4.30 JRR Tolkien: Designer of Worlds (PG) 5.30 The World from Above (PG) 6.00 Day of the Kamikaze (PG) 7.30 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) The Real Knights of the Round Table: The team reconstructs the Round Table. 8.30 Navy Seals: Their Untold Story (M) How the first US Navy frogmen became Navy Seals. 10.30 Hitler’s Miracle Weapons (PG) 11.30 Biblical Conspiracies (PG) 12.30am Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 4.00 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) 4.45 Navy Seals: Their Untold Story (M) BBC Knowledge SKY 074 6.20 Top Gear: Top Inventions Marathon (PG) 10.30 Classic Attenborough: The Trials of Life (PG) 12.20 Traffic Cops Marathon (M) 5.25 Top Gear (PG) 6.40 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia (PG) Melissa George: Melissa George uncovers the truth behind a story of child migrants. 7.35 24 Hours in A&E (M) Life in the Fast Lane: A 48-year-old retired soldier discovers he has a tumour. 8.30 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (M) Demolition Derby: Louis infiltrates the subculture of the demolition derby and after watching a demo driver in action, wonders if he is up to the challenge. 9.25 Traffic Cops (M) 10.30 Top Gear (M) 11.35 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia (PG) Melissa George. 12.30am 24 Hours in A&E (M) 1.25 Louis Theroux’s Weird Weekends (M) 2.15 Traffic Cops (M) 3.15 Dragons’ Den (PG) 4.15 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia (PG) 6.08 Storytime ([email protected]) 7.10 Insight: Elective surgery 7.40 World Watch 8.10 The Weekend with Lynn Freeman Noon The World at Noon 12.12 Spectrum Today: The Homefront War 12.50 Here and Where, by David Hill (3 of 5, RNZ) 1.10 Goodie Goodie! Python Python! The lost Cambridge Circus revue tapes from 1964 (1 of 5, NZBC) 2.05 The Beatles Christmases (2 of 2) 2.35 The Dream Life of Elephants, by Vaughan Slinn, Sara Allen and Leo Gene Peters 3.04 Songs of Joy and Peace: The Yo-Yo Ma Holiday Party (PRX) 4.00 The World at Four 4.06 Auckland Writers Festival: Nick Davies with Toby Manhire 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Report 5.11 Spiritual Outlook (RNZ) ([email protected]) 5.40 The Dwarf Who Moved, by Peter Williams QC (2 of 8) 6.06 Great Encounters 7.05 The TED Radio Hour 8.06 Sounds Historical with Jim Sullivan (F, RNZ) ([email protected]) 10.12 What’s the Word with Sally Placksin 11.04 Hidden Treasures (7 of 10) 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05 Music after Midnight; 12.30 On Going to the Movies (1 of 7, RNZ); 1.05 Hear Our Voices We Entreat (1 of 5, RNZ); 2.30 NZ Music Feature (RNZ); 3.05 A Day at the Races, by Michael Gifkins (RNZ); 3.30 Science (RNZ); 4.30 Kate’s Classics 5.10 An Awfully Big Adventure, by Jane Tolerton (1 of 15, RNZ) Details available at radionz.co.nz RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon, 3.00pm, 11.00pm 6.00 Sanctuary Music for the spirit and soul 7.30 Hymns on Sunday (RNZ) 8.00 Grace Notes 9.00 Christmastide 10.00 Music@Menlo Around Dvorák (Music@Menlo 2014/01) 11.20 The Works Noon The Critic’s Choice 1.00 Vintage Years 2.00 The Sunday Feature Today: Charlotte Wilson talks to composer David Long (RNZ) 3.00 Young New Zealand The Big Sing 2015 (RNZ) 5.30 Burt Bacharach (RNZ) 6.30 Opera on Sunday Orchestra of Classical Opera/Ian Page – Mozart’s Il re pastore 8.35 Shepherds’ Songs Music by Martinu 9.00 From the New Zealand Collection 10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 Mark Sainsbury Noon Jeff McTainsh 6.00 3 News 7.00 Graeme Hill 12.00am Joe Reid Newstalk ZB 6.00 Peter Wolfkamp 8.00 Daniel McHardy: Sport Power Hour 9.00 Nici Wickes Noon Mark Watson 6.00 Tim Roxborogh & Tim Wilson: The Two 12.00am Bruce Russell Talkback LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 3:03 pm MONDAY DECEMBER 28 TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.00 Hyundai Country Calendar (G, R, C) 6.30 Going Going Gone (G, R, C) 7.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (G, R, C) 8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (G, R) 9.00 Infomercials 10.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, R, C) Today: Caitlyn Jenner. 11.00 The Chase (G, R, C) Noon Whanau Living (G, R, HD) Today: Food stylist Jane Rangiwahia glams up the humble roast and pudding; Beez delves into Seido Karate; and landscape architect Meg Kane has tips for tackling weeds. 12.30 Cook Me the Money (G, R) 1.30 Come Dine with Me UK (PGR, R) 2.00 May the Best House Win (G, R) 2.55 Tipping Point (G) Quizshow hosted by Ben Shephard. 3.55 Te Karere (C) 4.25 The Chase (G, C) 5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (G, C) With Eddie McGuire. 6.00 ONE News (C) 7.00 The Chase Australia (G, C) Contestants race to answer questions correctly to avoid being caught by the Chaser. 8.00 Border Security International (C) Tonight: A jewellery box contains something valuable, but it is not bling; the summer plans of a biking teen hit a roadblock; and luxury items prove even more costly for a forgetful shopper. 8.30 Criminal Minds (AO, R, C, AD) In the Blood: After a woman is found dead in what appears to be the first in a series of ritualistic crimes, the unit discovers the killer appears inspired by the lead prosecutor from the Salem witch trials, and Garcia prepares for a Day of the Dead-themed celebration for Halloween. 9.30 Born to Kill? (AO, C) UK true crime series. Ted Bundy: an examination of the crimes of Ted Bundy, who is believed to have sexually assaulted and killed up to 100 women in the 1970s in the US. 10.30 Nothing Trivial (AO, R, HD, C, AD) Leopards Changing Their Spots Is in Which Book of the Bible?: Sex on a Stick prepare for the finals, and Brian’s virtue is tested. 11.30 Soccer English Premier League, highlights. 12.30am Te Karere (R, C) 12.55 Infomercials 4.50 Impact for Life (R) 5.20 Te Karere (R, C) 5.45 – 6.15 Hyundai Country Calendar (G, R, C) 6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries 6.30 Angry Birds Toons (G, R, C) 6.35 Transformers Rescue Bots (G, C) 6.55 Stitch! (G, R, C) 7.20 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, R, C) 7.45 SpongeBob SquarePants (G, R, C) 8.10 Austin & Ally (G, R, C) 8.35 Kickin’ It (G, R, C) 9.00 Infomercials 10.30 Baby Daddy (PGR, C) 11.00 The Voice Australia (G, R, C) 12.25 ■ The Good Witch (PGR, C) US-Canadian series. 1.25 ■ Look Who’s Talking (1989, PGR, R, C) A single mother falls for a taxi driver. John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Olympia Dukakis. 3.20 Regular Show (PGR, R) 3.30 The Jungle Bunch: News Beat (G, C) 3.32 Angry Birds Stella (G) 3.40 Jamie’s Got Tentacles (G, C) 4.05 ■ Kirby Buckets (C) US family series about Kirby Buckets, who dreams of becoming a famous animator like his idol Mac MacCallister. 4.30 Good Luck Charlie (C) 5.00 America’s Funniest Home Videos (G, R, C) 5.30 My Wife and Kids (G, R, C) Jury Duty: Michael thinks the Mafia wants him to find the defendant innocent. 6.00 Friends (G, R, C) The One with Mac and Cheese: Joey auditions for a major TV role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting a telephone message. 6.30 The Middle (G, R, C) The Drop Off: Against Axl’s wishes, the family decides to help him move into the dorm at his new university. 7.00 The Illusionists (PGR, R, C) A spectacular that showcases the talents of seven illusionists. 8.30 ■ The Shawshank Redemption (1994, AO, R, C, AD) After a respected Maine banker is sentenced to life for the murders of his unfaithful wife and her lover, he forms a friendship with one of his fellow inmates at Shawshank State Prison. Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins, Clancy Brown. Films, page 63 11.15 Go Girls (AO, R, HD, C, AD) Relativity: Alice’s indiscretions threaten to wreck her career. 1.10am Infomercials 2.10 The Originals (AO, R) 2.55 Supernatural (AO, R, C) 3.40 The Vampire Diaries (AO, R, C) 4.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (PGR, R) 5.10 Joey (G, R, C) 5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST FTA 2612_FINAL.indd 95 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Infomercials 7.00 The Dr Oz Show (R, HD) 7.50 The Ricki Lake Show (AO, R, HD) 8.40 The Queen Latifah Show (G, HD) 9.40 Infomercials 11.40 Baggage (AO, HD) 12.10 ■ Betty and Coretta (2012, PGR, R, HD, C) Mary J. Blige. Films, page 63 2.05 ■ Marley & Me: The Puppy Years (2011, G, R, HD, C) A puppy enters a dog contest. Travis Turner. 4.00 Entertainment Tonight (G) 4.30 Million Dollar Minute (G, R) 5.00 American Ninja Warrior (G, R, HD, C) 6.00 3 News 7.00 Road Cops (PGR, R, HD, C) Tonight: Constable Turner uncovers a drunk driver. 7.30 ■ House Rules (PGR, HD, C) Australian renovation series. Tonight: The teams begin work on a home in Victoria. 8.50 Shark Tank (PGR, HD, C) Tonight: An entrepreneurial mum is one of four seeking investment from the sharks. 9.50 Criminals: Caught on Camera (AO, R, C) UK series presented by Nick Wallis. Tonight: How CCTV footage helped to reduce drunken violence in Huntingdon. 10.40 Sex, Lies and Rinsing Guys (AO, R, HD) UK special about glamorous women who “rinse” men for money and gifts. 11.40 Infomercials 5.30am – 6.00 City Impact Church FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.05 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Sticky TV 4.35 Mr Young (G, R) 5.00 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 5.30 Life’s Funniest Moments (G, R) 6.00 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30 How I Met Your Mother (G, R) Now We’re Even: Lily fantasises about someone other than Marshall. 7.00 The Simpsons (PGR, R, C) To Surveil with Love: Cameras are installed around Springfield. 7.30 Sunny Skies (PGR, R, C) Tonight: There’s a bra thief loose in the camp. 8.00 The Goldbergs (PGR, R) Just Say No: Erica throws her support behind Walter Mondale in 1984’s presidential election. 8.30 ■ Bad News Bears (2005, PGR, R, C) After a misfit junior baseball team gets a new coach and pitcher, their luck begins to change. Billy Bob Thornton, Marcia Gay Harden, Greg Kinnear. 10.45 ■ House of Cards (AO, R) Chapter 13: Francis goes head-to-head with a powerful billionaire. 11.40 Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.05am – 6.00 Infomercials Prime: Modern Family, 7.00pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 7.00 7.30 10.30 Home Shopping Deal or No Deal (G, R) Home Shopping Cricket Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two, live. 2.35 Deal or No Deal (G, R) 3.05 Cricket Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two, live. 7.00 Modern Family (PGR, R) Three Turkeys: Phil offers to cook Thanksgiving dinner. 7.30 Best of Top Gear (PGR) Tonight: Richard celebrates the 40th birthday of the Ferrari Daytona. 8.30 Marco Pierre White’s Kitchen Wars (G) Marco Pierre White hosts a cooking competition to find the restaurant couple who can create Britain’s best dining experience. 9.30 Mayday (PGR) Tonight: Crossair Flight 498 slams into the ground just after takeoff. 10.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR) 11.30 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R) 12.00am – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 6.30 Children’s Programmes (G, R) 8.30 Te Kaea (R) 9.00 Patapatai (G, R) 9.30 ■ The Native Diet (G, R) 10.00 Korero Mai (G, R) 11.00 Toku Reo (G, R) Noon Korero Mai (G, R) 1.00 Toku Reo (G, R) 2.00 Ako (R) 3.00 2015 Waka Ama Sprint Nationals (G, R) 3.30 Pukoro (G, R) 4.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R) 4.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha (G) 5.00 Matika (G, R) 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga (G, R) 6.30 Ako (G, R) 7.00 Te Kaea (R) 7.30 Te Matatini 2015 – Toi Whakaari (G, R) 8.00 ■ Karanga the First Voice (G) 8.30 Native Affairs 2015 Summer Series 9.30 Firefly (AO, R) 10.30 Te Kaea (R) 11.00 – 11.30 Paepae (G, R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition 95 9/12/2015 2:59 pm MONDAY DECEMBER 28 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 6.45 The Giver (2014, M) Brenton Thwaites. 8.20 Housebound (2014, M) Morgana O’Reilly. 10.10 The Riot Club (2014, 16) Sam Claflin. 11.55 Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014, 16) Colin Firth. 2.05 Bad Neighbours (2014, 16) Seth Rogen. 3.40 Hercules (2014, M) Dwayne Johnson. 5.20 When Love Is Not Enough: The Lois Wilson Story (2010, M) Winona Ryder. 6.55 Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015, 16) A group of friends change the future yet again in order to track down a murderer. Craig Robinson. 8.30 The Purge: Anarchy (2014, 16) An unlikely group of five strangers fight to survive a night when chaos reigns. Frank Grillo, Carmen Ejogo, Zach Gilford. 10.15 American Sniper (2014, 16) Bradley Cooper, Sienna Miller. 12.25am All Is Lost (2013, M) 2.10 Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015, 16) 3.45 The Purge: Anarchy (2014, 16) 5.30 American Sniper (2014, 16) 6.05 Elsa & Fred (2014, PG) Shirley MacLaine. 7.40 An Invisible Sign (2010, PG) Jessica Alba. 9.15 A Good Marriage (2014, M) Joan Allen. 10.55 A Big Love Story (2012, M) Robbie Kaller. 12.25 Cuban Fury (2014, M) Nick Frost. 2.00 Elsa & Fred (2014, PG) Shirley MacLaine. 3.35 Mini-series: Jamaica Inn (2014, M, parts 1&2) Jessica Brown Findlay. 6.30 Birdman (2014, 16) A former on-screen star mounts an ambitious show. Michael Keaton. 8.30 You’re Not You (2014, M) An unlikely friendship develops between a woman suffering from ALS and her wayward caregiver. Hilary Swank. 10.20 A Most Wanted Man (2014, M) Philip Seymour Hoffman. 12.20am Mr Art Critic (2007, M) 1.50 Birdman (2014, 16) 3.45 You’re Not You (2014, M) 5.30 A Most Wanted Man (2014, M) 6.40 Caddyshack II (1988, PG) Dan Aykroyd. 8.15 The Incredible Mr Limpet (1964, G) Voice of Don Knotts. 9.55 Excalibur (1981, M) Nigel Terry. 12.15 Inside Story: Dances with Wolves (PG) 1.45 The Hired Hand (1971, M) Peter Fonda. 3.15 After Hours (1985, M) Griffin Dunne. 4.50 Under the Cherry Moon (1986, M) Prince. 6.30 The Accidental Tourist (1988, PG) Kathleen Turner, Geena Davis. 8.30 Deliverance (1972, 16) Four friends find themselves at the mercy of a group of murderous mountain men. Jon Voight, Burt Reynolds. 10.20 Sid and Nancy (1986, 16) Based on the story of Sex Pistol Sid Vicious. Gary Oldman, Chloe Webb. 12.15am The Rookie (1990, 16) 2.15 Porky’s II: The Next Day (1983, 18) 3.50 Deliverance (1972, 16) 5.40 Inside Story: Dances with Wolves (PG) GENERAL UKTV SKY 007 6.10 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.40 The Bill (M) 9.20 Pointless (PG) 10.10 The Graham Norton Show (M) 11.50 Critical (16) 12.45 Ripper Street (16) 1.40 New Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25 The Bill (M) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 8.30 New Tricks (M) The Rock (Part 2): Pullman clashes with Superintendent Cruz over the investigation into the shipping agent’s murder. 9.30 DCI Banks (16) Innocent Graves: DCI Banks investigates the murder of a schoolgirl whose father is a prominent businessman. 11.15 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 11.25 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Chris Pine, Benedict Cumberbatch, Kim Cattrall and Bonnie Tyler. 12.15am The Bill (M) 1.30 Pointless (PG) 2.20 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.50 Inspector Morse (M) 4.35 Lewis (M) Living SKY 017 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.25 Antiques Roadtrip 7.15 Escape to the Country 8.15 Restoration Home 3.15 96 LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 96 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher: The Ties That Bind (2014, M) Paddy Considine. 8.40 Coconut (2014, M) Local short film. 8.55 Miyazaki: The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness (2013, PG) Japanese documentary. 10.55 Camp X-Ray (2014, M) Kristen Stewart. 12.55 Rising from Ashes (2012, M) US documentary. 2.15 El Limpiador (2012, 16) Adrian Du Bois. 3.50 Finding Vivian Maier (2013, M) US documentary. 5.15 Cut Snake (2014, 16) Alex Russell. 6.50 Anarchy (2014, 16) Ethan Hawke. 8.30 [REC] 4: Apocalypse (2014, 18) Manuela Velasco, Paco Manzanedo. 10.10 Metallica Through the Never (2013, M) Lars Ulrich. 11.40 Corman’s World: Exploits of a Hollywood Rebel (2011, 16) US documentary. 1.10am El Limpiador (2012, 16) 2.45 Anarchy (2014, 16) 4.25 [REC] 4: Apocalypse (2014, 18) SoHo SKY 010 Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Buying the Bayou 7.00 Cook the Books 7.30 The Auction House 8.30 Great British Garden Revival 9.30 Kylie Kwong: My China 10.00 Garage Gold 10.30 Tropic of Capricorn 11.30 Made in Italy with Silvia Colloca Noon Sperm Whales: Titans of the Deep 1.00 The Auction House 2.00 Kylie Kwong: My China 2.30 Garage Gold 2.55 Gardeners’ World 3.35 House Crashers 4.00 Natural World: Saving the Panda 5.00 Jamie at Home 5.30 Poh’s Kitchen 6.00 Salvage Hunters 7.00 Beverly Hills Pawn 7.30 Simon Reeve’s Caribbean 8.30 Extreme Railway Journeys (G) Railroad To Mandalay: Chris Tarrant begins by travelling from Bangkok to Mandalay, a distance of nearly 3200km. 9.30 Kindness Diaries 10.00 Getaway 10.30 Beverly Hills Pawn 11.00 Jamie at Home 11.30 Poh’s Kitchen 12.00am House Crashers 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 Gardeners’ World 1.30 House Crashers 2.00 Natural World: Saving the Panda 3.00 Salvage Hunters 4.00 Caribbean with Simon Reeve 5.00 Extreme Railway Journeys 7.05 Movies Extra: Birdman, 6.30pm Grand Designs 4.10 Back in Time for Dinner 5.05 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 8.30 Selling Houses Australia 9.30 Home of the Year 10.00 Sandcastles 10.30 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 11.30 Grand Designs 12.30am Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 4.10 Grand Designs 5.00 Zoo Days (M) 5.30 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.30 City Time Traveller 7.00 Live from the Artists Den 8.00 The Book Club 9.00 Swan Lake 11.00 Other Voices 11.45 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time 12.30 Mark Knopfler: A Life in Songs 1.30 Front and Center: Preservation Hall Jazz Band 2.30 City Time Traveller 3.00 Live from the Artists Den 4.00 Cinderella (G) The classic ballet, with Diana Vishneva in the title role. 5.45 Brahms Symphony No 1 in C Minor (G) The Danish National Symphony Orchestra is conducted by Thomas Dausgaard. 6.30 Inside the National Trust 8.00 Churches: How to Read Them 8.30 Il Divo: A Musical Affair: Live in Japan 9.30 The Magics of Music 10.30 Movie Stars 11.00 Astronauts, Vikings and Ghosts 12.00am Cinderella 1.45 Brahms Symphony No 1 in C Minor 2.30 Inside the National Trust 4.00 Churches: How to Read Them 4.30 Il Divo: A Musical Affair: Live in Japan 5.30 The Magics of Music 6.00 Queer as Folk (18) 6.20 The Affair (16) 7.20 Deadwood (16) 8.10 ■ Bessie (2015, M) 10.00 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 11.00 Homeland (16) 11.50 The Affair (16) 12.50 Banshee (18) 1.40 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 2.40 Deadwood (16) 3.30 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 4.00 Blunt Talk (16) 4.30 ■ Bessie (2015, M) 6.20 Banshee (18) 7.10 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (16) 7.40 Homeland (16) A False Glimmer: The clock runs out. 8.30 ■ The Leisure Class (2015, M) A man tries to marry into a wealthy East Coast family, but the arrival of his wild and unpredictable brother could ruin everything. Ed Weeks, Tom Bell, Bridget Regan. 10.00 Banshee (18) Snakes and Whatnot: Lucas and Carrie case a Marine camp’s tunnels, while Proctor and Rebecca face off against rival drug suppliers. 10.50 Deadwood (16) 11.50 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 12.25am The Writers’ Room (M) Breaking Bad 12.50 Homeland (16) 1.40 ■ The Leisure Class (2015, M) Ed Weeks. 3.10 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 3.45 The Writers’ Room (M) 4.10 Banshee (18) 5.00 Queer as Folk (18) 5.50 Deadwood (16) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Our World 7.00 BBC World News 7.10 World Features 7.30 Talking Movies 8.00 BBC World News 8.15 Sport Today 8.30 The Spirit of Yachting 9.00 BBC World News 9.10 Children of the Gaza War 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 Panorama: Disaster on Everest 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 Race for the Skies Noon BBC World News 12.30 Talking Movies 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 Our World 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Talking Movies 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 Panorama 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Race for the Skies 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45 BBC World News 10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 World Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am BBC World News 12.30 Arts 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 Our World 2.00 BBC World News 3.30 World Business Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Arts 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 3:01 pm MONDAY DECEMBER 28 SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.00 Arsenal TV 9.00 Basketball, NBL, round 12, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. 9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game one. 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two, live. 2.35 The Cricket Show 3.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two, from Hagley Oval, Christchurch, live. 7.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 10, Sydney Sixers v Melbourne Stars. 7.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game nine, Perth Scorchers v Brisbane Heat. 8.00 Basketball, NBL, round 12, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. 8.30 Bowls, NZ Open, women’s singles, final. 11.00 Motorcycle Racing, Isle of Man TT, Supersport TT, race two. 12.00am Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 1.00 Soccer, Football League C’ship, Brentford v Brighton and Hove Albion. 3.00 The ITM Fishing Show 4.00 Basketball, NBL, round 12, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 Basketball, NBL, round 12, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. 8.00 Darts, World C’ship, day nine, live. Noon Fox Sports News 12.28 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day three, morning session, from the MCG, live. 2.35 Sky Sports UK News 3.05 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day three, afternoon session, from the MCG, live. 8.05 The Cricket Show 8.35 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 11, Sydney Thunder v Adelaide Strikers, live. 12.35am The Cricket Show 1.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 1.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 10, Sydney Sixers v Melbourne Stars. 2.00 Darts, World C’ship, day 10, live. Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 10, Sydney Sixers v Melbourne Stars. 9.30 Manchester United TV 12.30 Sky Sports UK News 1.00 DOCUMENTARIES FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO Discovery: Auction Hunters, 7.30pm Motorcycle Racing, Isle of Man TT, Supersport TT, race two. 2.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 2.30 Basketball, NBL, round 12, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. 3.00 V8 Life 3.30 Darts, World C’ship, day nine. 7.30 Motorcycle Racing, Isle of Man TT, Supersport TT, race two. 8.30 The ITM Fishing Show 9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day three. 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two, last 2 hours. 12.30am Manchester United TV 3.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 4.00 Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 5.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 5.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 10, Sydney Sixers v Melbourne Stars. ESPN SKY 061 6.00 NFL Countdown 7.00 NFL Redzone 1.30 SportsCenter 2.15 Gridiron, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers v Baltimore Ravens, live. 5.30 SportsCenter 6.30 SportsCenter 8.00 Crossfit games, Reebok men’s games. 9.00 Crossfit games, Team Event. 10.00 ESPN FC 11.00 Crossfit games, Reebok Invitational. 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 3.00 Gridiron, NFL, Pittsburgh Steelers v Baltimore Ravens. 5.30 Crossfit games, Team Event. History SKY 073 6.00 Savage Family Diggers (PG) 6.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 7.30 Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 What Is That? (PG) 10.20 Unravelling the Cosmos (PG) 11.15 I’d Kill for You (M) 12.10 Web of Lies (M) 1.05 Deadline: Crime with Tamron Hall (M) 2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55 How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 What Is That? (PG) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Treehouse Masters (PG) 7.30 Auction Hunters (PG) 8.30 Secret Space Escapes (PG) 9.30 You Have Been Warned (PG) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? (M) 1.25 Deadly Devotion (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 Savage Family Diggers (PG) 3.15 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 American River Renegades (M) 6.30 Hitler’s Miracle Weapons (PG) 7.30 Biblical Conspiracies (PG) 8.30 Sex and the Church (PG) 9.30 The Secrets of Quantum Physics (PG) 10.30 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) 11.30 Navy Seals: Their Untold Story (M) 1.30 Hitler’s Miracle Weapons (PG) 2.30 Dangerous Missions (PG) 3.30 Defenders of the Sky: The Airfield (PG) 4.30 Chivalry and Betrayal (PG) 5.30 Knights (M) 6.30 Isaac Newton: The Last Magician (PG) 7.30 The Real Tom Thumb: History’s Smallest Superstar (PG) 9.30 The Story of British Pathe (PG) 10.30 Suffragettes Forever! Women and Power (PG) 11.30 The Murder Maps London (M) 12.30am Dangerous Missions (PG) 1.30 Defenders of the Sky: The Airfield (PG) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien Files 4.00 The Real Tom Thumb: History’s Smallest Superstar (PG) 5.30 The Story of British Pathe (PG) National Geographic SKY 072 BBC Knowledge SKY 074 Discovery SKY 070 7.00 Storm Hunters Marathon (PG) 12.30 Witness: Disaster in Japan (PG) 1.30 Disaster Planet (PG) 2.30 Top Ten Natural Disasters (PG) 4.30 Seconds from Disaster (PG) 6.30 Tsunami: The Day the Wave Struck (M) 7.30 Australia’s Inferno (M) Delves into the devastating fury of Australian bushfires. 9.30 Australia’s Great Flood (PG) In early 2011, a freak inland tsunami smashed through Queensland bringing widespread destruction. This is the story of Australia’s greatest flood, caught on camera by those who lived through it. 10.30 Inside the Mega Twister (PG) A look at the largest twister ever recorded. 11.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30am Battleground Brothers (M) 2.30 Britain’s Underworld (M) 3.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 4.30 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) 5.30 Science of Stupid (M) DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY2 2612_FINAL.indd 97 6.05 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia Marathon (PG) 10.40 Eggheads (PG) 11.10 Dangerous Roads (M) 12.15 Traffic Cops (M) 1.15 Top Gear (PG) 2.15 Who Do You Think You Are? US (PG) Martin Sheen. 3.00 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.50 Eggheads (PG) 4.20 Top Gear (PG) 6.30 Traffic Cops (M) 7.35 Top Gear: Vietnam Special (PG) The guys attempt to travel the length of Vietnam, covering 1600km on land and water in just eight days. 9.00 Top Gear (PG) Tonight: The guys are dropped deep in the Bolivian rainforest armed only with three untested locally bought 4x4s. 10.35 Traffic Cops (M) 11.40 Top Gear (PG) 12.35am Dangerous Roads (M) 1.40 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia (PG) 2.35 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.25 Top Gear: Vietnam Special (PG) 4.45 Top Gear (PG) 6.00 Breakfast with Stuart Keith 7.00 Summer Report 9.06 Summer Noelle with Noelle McCarthy Noon Midday Report Including: 12.12 Worldwatch 12.30 Matinee Idle Phil O’Brien and Simon Morris present an afternoon of alleged music and dubious entertainment 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Report Including: 5.12 Worldwatch; 5.30 News headlines; 5.32 Outspoken; 6.06 Great Encounters (RNZ) 7.06 The TED Radio Hour 8.06 Windows on the World 9.06 Our Changing World 9.30 Insight 10.00 The 10 O’Clock Report 10.15 Late Edition 10.30 The Elements Justin Rowlatt takes a close look at how the global economy works from the perspective of the chemical elements, the basic building blocks of block the universe (BBC) 11.06 Folk Alley Elena See presents a selection of traditional and contemporary folk, Americana and roots music from classic and new releases, as well as in-studio and live concert recordings. (9 of 13, PRX) 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05 Music after Midnight; 12.30 Spectrum (RNZ); 1.05 From the World (RNZ); 2.05 Night Lights Classic (7 of 12, WFIU) 3.05 Flaw Plans, by David Hill (RNZ); 3.30 An Author’s View (RNZ); 4.30 Art Crimes with Arthur Tompkins 5.10 Witness (BBC) Details available at radionz.co.nz RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm 6.00 Classic Morning Including Christmastide and The Works Noon Recent Releases 1.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or [email protected]) 2.00 Afternoon Concert 3.00 CD Masters Classic performances from the back catalogue 4.00 Made in New Zealand NZ performers and composers 5.00 Early Evening Classics 7.00 Appointment In Memoriam Two programmes commemorating the artists who have passed away this year (1 of 2, RNZ) 8.00 Music Alive Auckland Arts Festival 2015 Katie Zagorski (fl), Auckland Philharmonia/ Kenneth Young – Mussorgsky: Dawn on the Moscow River, Prelude from Khovanshchina, Act 1; Mendelsshohn: Hebrides Overture; Takemitsu: I hear the water dreaming; Young: In Paradisum (recorded in Auckland Town Hall by RNZ) 9.25 Bach Cantata for Christmas 10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 James Coleman 9.00 Annabelle White Noon Tim Sisarich 6.00 3 News 7.00 Miles Davis 12.00am Garry McAlpine Newstalk ZB 6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Mike Yardley Noon Tim Wilson 4.00 Andrew Dickens 8.00 Tim Roxborogh 12.00am Bruce Russell 97 9/12/2015 3:03 pm TUESDAY DECEMBER 29 TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.15 Soccer English Premier League, Manchester United v Chelsea, live. 8.30 Going Going Gone (G, R, C) 9.00 Infomercials 10.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, R, C) Comedian Ellen DeGeneres presents a talkshow. Today: Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai. 11.00 The Chase (G, R, C) Hosted by Bradley Walsh. Noon Whanau Living (G, R, HD) Today: Stacey is joined by the Opera Sisters with their inspiring whanau-friendly menu; Meg has clever tips for dividing plants; and trainer Beez checks out a trampolining class for adults. 12.30 Cook Me the Money (G, R) Three pairs of cooks compete. 1.30 Come Dine with Me UK (PGR, R) 2.00 May the Best House Win (G, R) Four sets of homeowners judge one another’s houses. 2.55 Tipping Point (G) Quizshow hosted by Ben Shephard. 3.55 Te Karere (C) 4.25 The Chase (G, C) Hosted by Bradley Walsh. 5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (G, C) With Eddie McGuire. 6.00 ONE News (C) 7.00 The Chase Australia (G, C) Contestants race to answer quiz questions correctly to avoid being caught by the Chaser. Hosted by Andrew O’Keefe. 8.00 ■ Britain’s Busiest Airport: Heathrow (C, AD) UK series that looks at life inside Heathrow Airport, Europe’s most important transport hub. 9.00 One Born Every Minute (PGR, C) UK observational series. Tonight: Careerfocused Steph and Kevin have decided it is time to settle down, and Jess reflects on becoming a mother at 14 as she and partner Jordan look forward to their new arrival. 10.00 Nigel Latta: The Trouble with Booze (R, HD) Nigel Latta takes a serious look at drinking culture. 11.00 Nothing Trivial (AO, R, HD, C, AD) Who Performed the 1987 Hit Song Time of My Life?: With some unsolicited help from female members of the pub quiz team, Brian sets out to recapture his youth. 12.00am Happy Families (PGR, R, C) 12.50 Te Karere (R, C) 1.15 Infomercials 5.05 Faith in Action 5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C) 6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries 6.30 Angry Birds Toons (G, R, C) 6.35 Transformers Rescue Bots (G, C) 6.55 Stitch! (G, R, C) 7.20 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, R, C) 7.45 Kung Fu Panda (G, R, C) 8.10 Austin & Ally (G, R, C) 8.35 Kickin’ It (G, R, C) 9.00 Infomercials 10.30 Baby Daddy (PGR, C) 11.00 The Voice Australia (G, R, C) 12.25 The Good Witch (G, C) 1.25 ■ Look Who’s Talking Too (1990, PGR, R, C) A wisecracking baby deals with his new sister. John Travolta. 2.55 Toy Story at 20: To Infinity and Beyond (R) Documentary about how Pixar’s early beginnings in making short, digitallyanimated films lead them to take the bold step of making Toy Story. 3.40 Jamie’s Got Tentacles (G, C) 4.05 Kirby Buckets (C) 4.30 Good Luck Charlie (G, C) 5.00 America’s Funniest Home Videos (G, R, C) 5.30 My Wife and Kids (G, R, C) Here Comes Da Judge: Michael has a big decision to make. 6.00 Friends (G, R, C) The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad: Ross fails to impress his girlfriend’s father. 6.30 The Middle (G, R, C) Change in the Air: Sue embraces a new sense of freedom on her first day on campus. 7.00 ■ Sister Act (1992, PGR, R, C, AD) A lounge singer on the run from the Mafia takes refuge in a convent. Whoopi Goldberg, Maggie Smith. 8.55 ■ Joyful Noise (2012, PGR, R, C, AD) A woman clashes with an aspiring musical director after taking charge of a small-town church choir. Queen Latifah, Dolly Parton. 11.15 2 Broke Girls (AO, R, C) And the DJ Face: Max is embarrassed after she discovers her “booty-call” is a DJ at a supermarket. 11.45 The Whispers (AO) Homesick: Wes convinces the president to let him round up all of the children in a protected zone in the hopes that Drill will weaken. 12.40am Body of Proof (AO, R, C) Committed: Megan and Tommy make a surprising discovery. 1.35 Infomercials 2.35 The Originals (AO, R) 3.20 Supernatural (AO, R, C) 4.05 The Vampire Diaries (AO, R, C) 4.55 Posh Nosh (G, R) 5.05 Joey (G, R, C) 5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM 98 LIST FTA 2612_FINAL.indd 98 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Infomercials 7.00 The Dr Oz Show (R, HD) 7.50 The Ricki Lake Show (AO, R, HD) 8.40 The Queen Latifah Show (G, HD) 9.40 Infomercials 11.40 Baggage (AO, HD) 12.10 ■ Return to Zero (2014, PGR, HD, C) A couple prepare for the arrival of their first child. Minnie Driver. 2.10 ■ Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997, G, HD, C) 4.00 Entertainment Tonight (G) 4.30 Million Dollar Minute (G, R) 5.00 American Ninja Warrior (G, R, HD, C) 6.00 3 News 7.00 Road Cops (PGR, R, HD, C) Tonight: Officers are called to deal with boy-racers, and a dodgy-looking vehicle comes under police scrutiny. 7.30 House Rules (HD, C) Tonight: The teams struggle against each other and the clock in the Victoria transformation. 8.30 ■ The Green Mile (1999, AO, R, HD, C) An elderly man recalls his time as head guard at a 1930s Louisiana state prison where he befriended a man with an unusual gift. Tom Hanks, Michael Clarke Duncan, David Morse, Bonnie Hunt. Films, page 63 11.50 Motive (AO, R, HD, C) Canadian cop show. Brute Force: A former Olympic boxer is murdered and there are aq multitude of suspects. 12.45am – 6.00 Infomercials FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.05 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Sticky TV 4.35 Mr Young (G, R) 5.00 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 5.30 Life’s Funniest Moments (G, R) 6.00 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30 How I Met Your Mother (G, R) Good Crazy: Barney tries to set Ted up on dates so that he can forget about Robin, while also plotting to get Quinn out of her stripping job. 7.00 The Simpsons (PGR, R, C) The Bob Next Door: A newly freed convict moves in next door. 7.30 Face Off (PGR) Twisted Trees: The remaining artists become one with nature when creating fantastically twisted tree characters. 8.30 ■ Twisted (2004) A policewoman whose father was a convicted serial killer becomes the prime suspect when her former lovers are murdered. Ashley Judd, Samuel L Jackson, Andy Garcia. 10.25 Burn Notice (AO, R) Unchained: Michael agrees to help the FBI take down a vicious Boston mobster by having himself arrested. 11.15 Entertainment Tonight (G) 11.40 – 6.00am Infomercials TV2: Joyful Noise, 8.55pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 7.00 7.30 Noon 1.00 Home Shopping Deal or No Deal (G, R) Home Shopping The Doctors (PGR) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR, R) 2.00 Psych (PGR, R) 2.55 Great British Food Revival (G, R) 3.30 Antiques Roadshow (G, R) 4.30 Hot Bench (G) 5.00 Deal or No Deal (G) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 Escape to the Country (G) 7.00 Modern Family (PGR, R) 7.30 ■ Prime Rocks: George Harrison: Living in the Material World (2011, PGR) US documentary looking at the life of George Harrison, weaving together performance footage, home movies, rare archival materials and interviews. Films, page 63 11.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR) 12.30am The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R) 1.00 – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 6.30 Children’s Programmes (G, R) 8.30 Te Kaea (R) 9.00 Patapatai (G, R) 9.30 Fusion Feasts (G, R) 10.00 Korero Mai (G, R) 11.00 Toku Reo (G, R) Noon Korero Mai (G, R) 1.00 Toku Reo (G, R) 2.00 Ako (R) 3.00 2015 Waka Ama Sprint Nationals (G, R) 3.30 Pukoro (G, R) 4.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R) 4.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha (G) 5.00 Matika (G, R) 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga (G, R) 6.30 Ako (G, R) 7.00 Te Kaea (R) 7.30 Te Matatini 2015 – Toi Whakaari (G, R) 8.00 Waiata (G) 8.30 ■ Aunty and the Star People (2014, AO) Documentary. 10.05 Te Iti Kahurangi (G, R) 10.35 Te Kaea (R) 11.05 – 11.35 Paepae (G, R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 2:59 pm TUESDAY DECEMBER 29 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 7.40 7.30 7.10 When Love Is Not Enough: The Lois Wilson Story (2010, M) Winona Ryder. 9.20 All Is Lost (2013, M) Robert Redford. 11.05 Hot Tub Time Machine 2 (2015, 16) Craig Robinson. 12.40 The Purge: Anarchy (2014, 16) Frank Grillo. 2.25 American Sniper (2014, 16) Bradley Cooper. 4.35 Rob the Mob (2014, 16) Michael Pitt. 6.20 Foxcatcher (2014, M) Steve Carell, Channing Tatum. 8.30 National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party (2013, 16) When a surfboard is stolen, a group of mates embark on a road trip to retrieve this prized possession. Khan Chittenden, Matthew Lillard. 10.05 Mindscape (2013, M) A detective has the ability to enter others’ minds. Mark Strong. 11.45 Live Nude Girls (2014, 18) Mike Hatton. 1.25am Rob the Mob (2014, 16) 3.10 Directors: George Lucas (PG) 3.40 Live Nude Girls (2014, 18) 5.20 Foxcatcher (2014, M) Mr Art Critic (2007, M) Bronson Pinchot. 9.00 Mini-series: Jamaica Inn (2014, M, parts 1&2) Jessica Brown Findlay. 11.55 Birdman (2014, 16) Michael Keaton. 1.55 A Most Wanted Man (2014, M) Philip Seymour Hoffman. 3.55 You’re Not You (2014, M) Hilary Swank. 5.40 Mini-series: House of Hancock (M, part 1) 7.00 Finding Ms Right (2012, 16) Nicollette Sheridan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Peter Stormare. 8.30 Mini-series: Plus One (16) A man looks for the perfect date after he is invited to his ex-girlfriend’s wedding. Daniel Mays. 10.10 The Immigrant (2014, M) A young Polish immigrant succumbs to the charms of a hustler. Marion Cotillard, Joaquin Phoenix, Jeremy Renner. 12.05am Big Driver (2014, 16) 1.30 Plus One (16) 3.05 Finding Ms. Right (2012, 16) 4.35 Big Driver (2014, 16) After Hours (1985, M) Griffin Dunne. 8.45 Under the Cherry Moon (1986, M) Prince. 10.25 The Dam Busters (1955, G) Richard Todd. 12.30 Jaws: The Inside Story (PG) 2.05 Joe Kidd (1972, M) Clint Eastwood. 3.30 The Driver (1978, PG) Ryan O’Neal. 5.00 The Graduate (1967, M) Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft. 6.45 Misery (1990, M) A novelist is involved in a car crash. Kathy Bates, James Caan. 8.30 L.A. Story (1991, PG) A weatherman working for a Los Angeles television station finds his life taking a strange turn when he starts receiving advice from a highway warning sign. Steve Martin. 10.05 Murder in the First (1995, 18) In the early 40s, a lawyer defends a prisoner. Kevin Bacon, Christian Slater. 12.05am Porky’s Revenge (1985, 18) 1.35 Fresh (1994, 16) 3.30 Red Sun (1971, PG) 5.35 The Driver (1978, PG) GENERAL Screen 1.30 ■ Levitated Mass (2013, G) 3.00 Put Some Colour in Your Life 3.30 Art and Soul 4.30 Greatest Painters: Marc Chagall 5.25 The Legacy Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Kindness Diaries 7.00 Getaway 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 House Crashers 8.30 Natural World: Saving the Panda 9.30 Jamie at Home 10.00 Poh’s Kitchen 10.30 Salvage Hunters 11.30 Beverly Hills Pawn Noon Simon Reeve’s Caribbean 1.00 Kindness Diaries 1.30 Getaway 2.00 Extreme Railway Journeys 2.55 Gardeners’ World 3.35 House Crashers 4.00 The Dolphins of Shark Bay 5.00 River Cottage Forever 5.30 Rachel Allen’s Everyday Kitchen 6.00 The Get Growing Roadshow 6.30 Buying the Bayou 7.00 Auction Hunters 7.30 Location Location Location 8.30 Buying & Selling with the Property Brothers 9.30 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 10.30 Auction Hunters 11.00 River Cottage Forever 11.30 Rachel Allen’s Everyday Kitchen 12.00am House Crashers 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 Gardeners’ World 1.30 House Crashers 2.00 The Dolphins of Shark Bay 3.00 The Get Growing Roadshow 3.30 Buying the Bayou 4.00 Location Location Location 5.00 Buying & Selling with the Property Brothers UKTV SKY 007 6.00 Lewis (M) 6.10 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 6.40 Would I Lie to You? (M) 7.10 EastEnders (PG) 7.40 The Bill (M) 9.20 Pointless (PG) 10.10 The Graham Norton Show (M) 11.50 Critical (16) 12.45 Ripper Street (16) 1.40 New Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25 The Bill (M) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 8.30 Heartbeat (PG) Memoirs of a Fighting Man: A decorated war hero shoots an intruder, and secrets from the past cloud the case. 9.30 Father Brown (M) The Face of Death: After a murder occurs during the Kembleford charity treasure hunt, suspicion falls on a bereaved man who wanted revenge on the deceased. 10.25 Death in Paradise (M) A Murder on the Plantation: Poole struggles to muster that loving feeling for the local voodoo festival. 11.25 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Olivia Colman, Lord Alan Sugar and Hugh Laurie. 12.15am The Bill (M) 1.10 Pointless (PG) 1.55 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.25 Inspector Morse (M) 4.10 Lewis (M) 5.45 This Is Jinsy (M) DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 99 6.05 Rising from Ashes (2012, M) US documentary. 7.25 Metallica Through the Never (2013, M) Lars Ulrich. 9.00 Finding Vivian Maier (2013, M) US documentary. 10.25 Friday Tigers (2012, 16) Anysia Davies. 10.45 Cut Snake (2014, 16) Alex Russell. 12.20 Anarchy (2014, 16) Ethan Hawke. 2.00 Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction (2012, M) US documentary. 3.20 The Art Dealer (2015, M) Anna Sigalevitch. 4.55 The Culture High (2014, M) US documentary. 6.55 A Long Way Down (2014, M) Pierce Brosnan. 8.30 The Returned (16) Virgil: Julie visits Victor’s former home. 9.30 Blue Ruin (2013, 18) Macon Blair, Devin Ratray. 11.00 Tabu (2012, M) Teresa Madruga. 12.55am Siddharth (2013, M) 2.30 A Long Way Down (2014, M) 4.10 Blue Ruin (2013, 18) 5.40 Tabu (2012, M) SoHo SKY 010 Rialto: A Long Way Down, 6.55pm Living SKY 017 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.25 Cash in the Attic 7.15 Escape to the Continent Marathon 3.15 Grand Designs 4.10 Selling Houses Australia 5.05 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 8.30 Holmes Inspection 9.30 My Dream Derelict Home 10.30 Restoration Man (M) 11.30 Grand Designs 12.30am Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Restoration Man (M) 4.10 Grand Designs 5.00 Zoo Days (M) 5.30 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.30 Movie Stars: Will Smith 7.00 Astronauts, Vikings and Ghosts 8.00 Cinderella 9.45 Brahms Symphony No 1 in C Minor 10.30 Inside the National Trust Noon Churches: How to Read Them 12.30 Il Divo: A Musical Affair: Live in Japan 1.30 The Magics of Music 2.30 Movie Stars 3.00 Astronauts, Vikings and Ghosts 4.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 4.45 Stars of the Silver Screen: Ingrid Bergman 5.30 ■ Levitated Mass (2013, G) 7.00 Put Some Colour in Your Life 7.30 Art and Soul 8.30 Greatest Painters: Marc Chagall 9.25 The Legacy 10.25 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time: Moya Brennan 11.15 Johnny Cash: Song by Song (PG) Jackson. 11.35 Dolly Parton: Song by Song (G) Jolene. 12.00am Portrait Artist of the Year 12.45 Stars of the Silver 6.00 Deadwood (16) 6.55 Homeland (16) 7.45 ■ The Leisure Class (2015, M) 9.15 The Writers’ Room (M) 9.40 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 10.15 Deadwood (16) 11.05 The Writers’ Room (M) 11.30 Homeland (16) 12.20 Banshee (18) 1.10 ■ The Leisure Class (2015, M) 2.40 ■ Phil Spector (2013, M) 4.10 Deadwood (16) 5.10 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 5.45 The Writers’ Room (M) 6.10 Banshee (18) 7.00 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (16) 7.30 The Affair (16) 8.30 Toe Tag Parole: To Live and Die on Yard A (M) Documentary about men serving life without parole who are seeking self-improvement and spiritual growth. 9.50 The Casual Vacancy (M) UK drama series based on JK Rowling’s book. Part 1: Pagford is a charming English idyll, but the pretty facade hides a town at war when a death leaves an empty seat on the parish council. 10.50 Banshee (18) 11.50 Blunt Talk (16) 12.20am Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 12.50 The Affair (16) 1.50 Toe Tag Parole: To Live and Die on Yard A (M) 3.10 The Casual Vacancy (M) 4.10 Blunt Talk (16) 4.40 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 5.10 Banshee (18) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Focus on Africa 7.00 BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45 Sport Today 8.00 BBC World News 8.30 Our World 9.00 BBC World News 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World News 11.30 Arts Noon BBC World News 12.30 Our World 1.00 BBC World News 2.30 Click 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 The Travel Show 4.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 8.45 World Business Report 9.00 BBC World News 10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 World Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am BBC World News 12.30 Arts 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 Our World 2.00 BBC World News 3.30 World Business Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Arts 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk 99 9/12/2015 3:01 pm TUESDAY DECEMBER 29 SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 6.00 Ice Hockey, NHL, Minnesota Wild v Pittsburgh Penguins. 8.00 A-League Highlights Show 8.30 Darts, World C’ship, day 10, live. 12.30 The ITM Fishing Show 1.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 2.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 2.30 Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. 3.00 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 3.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Sydney Thunder v Adelaide Strikers. 4.00 Sky Sports UK News 4.30 Red Bull Makin’ It 5.00 V8 Life 5.30 Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 6.30 The ITM Fishing Show 7.30 Isle of Man TT, Sidecar race two, highlights. 8.30 TBA 10.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 11.00 Isle of Man TT, Sidecar race two, highlights. 12.00am NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. 2.00 TBA 4.00 Ice Hockey, NHL, Minnesota Wild v Pittsburgh Penguins. Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 7.00 The ITM Fishing Show 8.00 Darts, World C’ship, day 10, live. Noon The Cricket Show 12.28 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day four, morning session, live. 2.35 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 3.05 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day four, afternoon session, live. 8.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 11, Sydney Thunder v Adelaide Strikers. 8.35 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 12, Brisbane Heat v Hobart Hurricanes, live. 12.35am The Cricket Show 1.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 1.30 Fox Sports News 2.00 Darts, World C’ship, day 11, live. 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Australia (PG) 2.30 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.20 Chimp TV (PG) 4.10 Embarrassing Bodies Revisits (M) 5.00 24 Hours in A&E (M) 5.50 Top Gear: Vietnam Special (PG) 6.00 Breakfast with Stuart Keith 7.00 Summer Report 9.06 Summer Noelle with Noelle McCarthy Noon Midday Report Including: 12.12 Worldwatch 12.30 Matinee Idle Phil O’Brien and Simon Morris present an afternoon of alleged music and dubious entertainment 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Report Including: 5.12 Worldwatch; 5.30 News headlines; 5.32 Outspoken; 6.06 Great Encounters (RNZ) 7.06 The TED Radio Hour 8.06 Windows on the World 9.06 The Tuesday Feature 9.30 Auckland Writers Festival: Nick Davies with Toby Manhire One of the world’s leading investigative journalists, Nick Davies broke the phone hacking story in the UK. 10.00 The 10 O’Clock Report 10.15 Late Edition 10.30 The Elements (BBC) 11.06 The Shed (1 of 13, MCM) 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.06 Music after Midnight; 12.30 Insight (RNZ); 1.15 Primary People (RNZ); 2.05 The Forum (BBC); 3.05 Poor Butterfly, by Steve Danby, read by Tim Gordon (RNZ); 3.30 Kate’s Classics (RNZ); 5.10 Witness (BBC) Details available at radionz.co.nz Parliament: radionz.co.nz/parliament RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm 6.00 Classic Morning Including Christmastide and The Works Noon Recent Releases 1.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or [email protected]) 2.00 Afternoon Concert 3.00 CD Masters 4.05 Made in New Zealand 5.00 Early Evening Classics 7.00 Appointment Burt Bacharach (RNZ) 8.00 Music Alive Auckland Arts Festival 2015. Rachel Alexander, Natasha Wilson (sops), Lachian Craig (countertenor), Jeffery Chang (ten), Rowan Johnston (bar), Nicholas Forbes (bass), James Tibbles (org), Voices New Zealand Chamber Choir, New Zealand Youth Choir/Karen Grylls, David Squire – Anon: Te lucis ante terminum; Esenwalds: Stars; Whitacre: Lux aurumque; Tallis: O nata lux; Lauridsen: O nata lux; T Wehi arr Wiremu: Waerenga-a-Hika; Elgar arr Cameron: Lux Aeterna; Gjeilo: Northern Lights; Bates: Observer in the Magellanic Cloud; Schafer: Epitaph for Moonlight; Chilcott: Canticles of Light; Hamilton: Ecce beatum lucem (recorded in Auckland Town Hall by RNZ) 9.15 Classical Cello Music by Beethoven and Graziani 10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 James Coleman 9.00 Annabelle White Noon Tim Sisarich 6.00 3 News 7.00 Miles Davis 12.00am Garry McAlpine Newstalk ZB 6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Mike Yardley Noon Tim Wilson 4.00 Andrew Dickens 8.00 Tim Roxborogh 12.00am Tim Beveridge Talkback LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 3:03 pm WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 30 TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.00 Hyundai Country Calendar (G, R, C) 6.30 Going Going Gone (G, R, C) 7.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (G, R, C) 8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (G, R) 9.00 Infomercials 10.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, R, C) Today: Hillary Clinton and Pink. 11.00 The Chase (G, R, C) Noon Whanau Living (G, R, HD) Today: Chelsea Winter shares a recipe for a sweet treat; Meg has some great tips for great soil; and DIY expert Eru has a low cost and super-simple way to spruce up your home. 12.30 Cook Me the Money (G, R) Stoke: Three pairs of contestants put their culinary skills to the test. 1.30 Come Dine with Me UK (PGR, R) 2.00 May the Best House Win (G, R) 2.55 Tipping Point (G) Quizshow hosted by Ben Shephard. 3.55 Te Karere (C) 4.25 The Chase (G, C) Hosted by Bradley Walsh. 5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (G, C) Hosed by Eddie McGuire. 6.00 ONE News (C) 7.00 MasterChef Australia (G, C) Tonight: Judges tell the 17 contestants that this week is all about realising their food dreams, and past contestants return to showcase their skills. 8.40 All Creatures Great and Stuffed (PGR, R, C, AD) UK documentary about the growing global industry of taxidermy, which includes a cat converted into a helicopter, freeze-dried pets and road kill in a high street boutique. 9.40 Autopsy (PGR, C) The Last Days of Brittany Murphy: Forensic pathologist Dr Richard Shepherd re-examines the death of Hollywood actress and singer Brittany Murphy. 10.40 Nothing Trivial (PGR, R, HD, C, AD) Casanova was a Famous Lover, But Which State Did He Spy For?: After he is replaced with a lacklustre comedian, Michelle and Brian try to save the Quiz Master’s career. 11.40 Major Crimes (AO, R, C) US crime drama series. There’s No Place Like Home: An investigation into the death of a customs agent is linked to the residents of an apartment complex. 12.35am Te Karere (R, C) 12.55 Homefront Extra (G, R) 1.05 Infomercials 5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C) 6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries 6.30 Angry Birds Toons (G, R, C) 6.35 Transformers Rescue Bots (G, C) 6.55 Stitch! (G, R, C) 7.20 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, R, C) 7.45 Kung Fu Panda (G, R, C) 8.10 Austin & Ally (G, R, C) 8.35 Kickin’ It (G, R, C) 9.00 Infomercials 10.30 Baby Daddy (PGR, C) 11.00 The Voice Australia (G, R, C) 12.25 The Good Witch (G, C) 1.25 ■ Look Who’s Talking Now (1993, PGR, R, C) Two talkative dogs try to prevent their owner’s manipulative boss from ruining his marriage. John Travolta. 3.20 Regular Show (G, R) 3.30 The Jungle Bunch: News Beat (G, R, C) 3.32 Angry Birds Stella (G) 3.35 Jamie’s Got Tentacles (G, C) 4.05 Kirby Buckets (G, C) 4.30 Good Luck Charlie (G, C) 5.00 America’s Funniest Home Videos (G, R, C) 5.30 My Wife and Kids (G, R, C) Claire’s Permit: Claire takes Michael’s car for a drive. 6.00 Friends (G, R, C) The One Where Paul’s the Man: Ross and Elizabeth go away for a romantic weekend getaway to her family’s cabin. 6.30 The Middle (G, R, C) The Potato: Axl is fed up with his roommate, and in order to buy a car, Sue gets a job. 7.00 ■ Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993, G, R, C, AD) To save their school from closure, a group of nuns enlists a cabaret singer to go undercover as one of their own to coach some rebellious students for a choral recital. Whoopi Goldberg, Maggie Smith, Kathy Najimy. 9.05 ■ Tommy Boy (1995, AO, R, C) The dimwitted heir to an auto parts factory must save the business to keep it out of the hands of his conniving stepmother. Chris Farley, David Spade, Bo Derek. 11.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA (AO, R, C) Amy’s Baking Company: Gordon Ramsay travels to Scottsdale, Arizona, to lend a hand to Amy’s Baking Company. 12.00am Anger Management (PGR) 12.30 Surviving Jack (PGR, R, C) 1.00 Undateable (PGR, R, C) 1.25 Infomercials 2.25 The Originals (AO, R) 3.15 Supernatural (AO, R, C) 4.00 The Vampire Diaries (AO, R, C) 4.40 Full House (G, R) 5.10 Joey (G, R, C) 5.30 – 6.00 Infomercials ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST FTA 2612_FINAL.indd 101 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Infomercials 7.00 The Dr Oz Show (R, HD) 7.50 The Ricki Lake Show (AO, R, HD) 8.40 The Queen Latifah Show (G, HD) 9.40 Infomercials 11.40 Baggage (AO, HD) 12.10 ■ Trip to Bountiful (2014, G, R, HD, C) 2.05 ■ Kiwi Flyer (2012, G, R, HD, C) A 12-yearold sets out to win the local trolley derby. Edward Hall. 4.00 Entertainment Tonight (G) 4.30 Million Dollar Minute (G, R) 5.00 American Ninja Warrior (G, R, HD, C) 6.00 3 News 7.00 Road Cops (PGR, R, HD, C) Local observational series. Tonight: Officers are called to a turf war in the suburbs; a drunk female driver causes confusion; and Constable Rob pulls over an eel fisherman. 7.30 House Rules (PGR, HD, C) Tonight: There is mayhem as the Victorian renovation deadline looms resulting in what could be the first unfinished home. 8.30 ■ Shallow Hal (2001, AO, R, HD, C) A man is hypnotised into seeing only inner beauty and falls in love with an obese woman. Jack Black, Gwyneth Paltrow. 10.45 NCIS: Los Angeles (AO, R, HD, C) Allegiance: A government agent is murdered. 11.40 – 6.00am Infomercials FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.05 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Sticky TV 4.35 Mr Young (G, R) 5.00 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 5.30 Life’s Funniest Moments (G, R) 6.00 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30 How I Met Your Mother (G, R) The Magician’s Code (Part 1): Lily goes into labour. 7.00 The Simpsons (PGR, R, C) Bart Gets a “Z”: Tonight: Mrs Krabappel is fired. 7.30 Family Guy (16) Mr and Mrs Stewie: Stewie is smitten when he meets a girl. 8.00 Fresh Off the Boat (PGR, R) Dribbling Tiger, Bounce Pass Dragon: Louis and Jessica volunteer at the kids’ schools because of budget cuts. 8.30 ■ My Cousin Vinny (1992, AO, R, C) A lawyer fights to save his cousin and a friend when they become involved in a case of mistaken identity. Joe Pesci, Ralph Macchio, Marisa Tomei. Films, page 63 10.45 Rake (AO) Hey, Good Looking: Six months after her husband’s death, artist Holly Phillips is being charged with his murder. 11.35 Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.00am – 6.00am Infomercials Four: My Cousin Vinny, 8.30pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 7.00 7.30 Noon 1.00 Home Shopping Deal or No Deal (G, R) Home Shopping The Doctors (PGR) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR, R) 2.00 Psych (PGR, R) 2.55 Great British Food Revival (G, R) 3.30 Antiques Roadshow (G, R) 4.30 Hot Bench (G) 5.00 Deal or No Deal (G) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 Escape to the Country (G) 7.00 Modern Family (PGR, R) 7.30 Bondi Rescue (PGR) 8.00 Storage Wars: Texas (G) 8.30 Wayward Pines (PGR) One of Our Senior Realtors Has Chosen to Retire: The Burkes learn Ethan has been given a leadership role. 9.30 Ross Kemp: Extreme World (AO, R) Glasgow: Ross investigates some extreme issues. 10.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR) 11.30 The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R) 12.00am – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 6.30 8.30 9.00 9.30 10.00 11.00 Noon 1.00 2.00 3.00 Children’s Programmes (R) Te Kaea (R) Patapatai (G, R) Fusion Feasts (G, R) Korero Mai (G, R) Toku Reo (G, R) Korero Mai (G, R) Toku Reo (G, R) Ako (R) 2015 Waka Ama Sprint Nationals (G, R) 3.30 Pukoro (G, R) 4.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R) 4.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha (G) 5.00 Matika (G, R) 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga (G, R) 6.30 Ako (G, R) 7.00 ■ Te Kaea (R) 7.30 Te Matatini 2015 – Toi Whakaari (G, R) 8.00 Kaitiaki Wars (PGR, R) 8.30 Kowhao Rau – Matangi Rau (G) 9.30 Whawhai (R) 10.00 Te Kauta (PGR) 10.30 Te Kaea (R) 11.00 – 11.30 Paepae (G, R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition 101 9/12/2015 2:59 pm WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 30 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 7.50 6.15 7.05 Mindscape (2013, M) Mark Strong. 9.30 Rob the Mob (2014, 16) Michael Pitt. 11.15 National Lampoon Presents: Surf Party (2013, 16) Khan Chittenden. 12.45 Foxcatcher (2014, M) Steve Carell. 2.55 Mindscape (2013, M) Mark Strong. 4.35 The Judge (2014, M) Robert Downey Jr. 6.55 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015, PG) Kevin James, Raini Rodriguez. 8.30 Hours (2013, M) A father tries to keep his prematurely born daughter alive after Hurricane Katrina knocks out the power in their New Orleans hospital. Paul Walker, Genesis Rodriguez. 10.10 The Cobbler (2014, M) A disillusioned shoemaker stumbles upon a magical heirloom. Adam Sandler. 11.50 The Curse of Downers Grove (2015, 16) Kevin Zegers. 1.20am The Opposite Sex (2014, 16) 3.25 The Judge (2014, M) 5.45 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015, PG) Mini-series: House of Hancock (M, part 1) 7.30 Finding Ms Right (2012, 16) Ivan Sergei. 9.00 The Immigrant (2014, M) Marion Cotillard. 10.55 Big Driver (2014, 16) Maria Bello. 12.20 Mini-series: Plus One (16) Daniel Mays. 1.55 Mini-series: House of Hancock (M, part 1) 3.10 The Immigrant (2014, M) Marion Cotillard. 5.05 Goodbye World (2013, 16) Adrian Grenier. 6.45 Begin Again (2013, M) Keira Knightley. 8.30 Let’s Kill Ward’s Wife (2014, 16) Scott Foley. 9.55 The Two Faces of January (2014, M) Kirsten Dunst, Viggo Mortensen. 11.30 Mini-series: Hindenburg: The Last Flight (2011, M, part 1) Maximilian Simonischek. 1.05am Mini-series: Hindenburg: The Last Flight (2011, M, part 2) 2.40 BAFTA: A Life in Pictures – Ralph Fiennes (PG) 3.10 Goodbye World (2013, 16) 4.50 Begin Again (2013, M) The Graduate (1967, M) Dustin Hoffman. 8.50 The Green Berets (1968, PG) John Wayne. 11.10 Inside Story: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (PG) 12.45 Maverick (1994, PG) Mel Gibson. 2.50 Kindergarten Cop (1990, M) Arnold Schwarzenegger. 4.40 Raising Cain (1992, M) John Lithgow. 6.10 Chaplin (1992, M) Based on the life of Charles Chaplin, from his youth in London, his exile from America and eventual return. Robert Downey Jr. 8.30 The Dirty Dozen (1967, M) Convicts are recruited for a commando mission. Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine. 10.55 Goodfellas (1990, 16) A young New York City street hustler ascends the ranks of the Mafia after being mentored by gangsters. Robert De Niro. 1.20am Monty Python’s the Meaning of Life (1983, 16) 3.05 Forced Vengeance (1982, 18) 4.35 Maverick (1994, PG) GENERAL UKTV SKY 007 6.10 Would I Lie to You? (M) 6.40 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.10 EastEnders (PG) 7.40 The Bill (M) 9.20 Pointless (PG) 10.10 The Graham Norton Show (M) 11.50 Critical (16) 12.45 Ripper Street (16) 1.40 New Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25 The Bill (M) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 EastEnders (PG) 7.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 8.30 Stella (M) 9.25 Holby City (M) Blood Money: Hanssen comes face-to-face with the man who has been threatening his life. 10.30 The Bill (M) 11.25 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Daniel Radcliffe, Isla Fisher, Baz Luhrmann, Ed Byrne and Wretch 32. 12.15am The Bill (M) 1.10 Pointless (PG) 1.55 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.25 Inspector Morse (M) 4.10 The Adventures of Merlin (M) 5.40 This Is Jinsy (PG) Living SKY 017 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.25 Cash in the Attic 7.15 My Dream Derelict Home 8.05 Wilderness Walks with Ray Mears 8.30 Grand Designs Australia 4.05 102 LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 102 Harry Dean Stanton: Partly Fiction (2012, M) US documentary. 8.55 The Art Dealer (2015, M) Anna Sigalevitch. 10.30 The Culture High (2014, M) US documentary. 12.30 A Long Way Down (2014, M) Pierce Brosnan. 2.05 Battle of the Sexes (2013, PG) US documentary. 3.30 The Dune (2013, M) Lior Ashkenazi. 5.00 Mr Morgan’s Last Love (2013, M) Michael Caine. 7.00 Enemy (2013, M) A man seeks out his exact lookalike. Jake Gyllenhaal, Mélanie Laurent. 8.30 The Big Ask (2013, M) Three couples head to the desert to help their friend heal after the death of his mother. Gillian Jacobs. 10.00 Kung Fu Elliot (2014, M) Canadian documentary. 11.30 Valley of Saints (2012, M) Mohammed Afzal. 12.55am Battle of the Sexes (PG) 2.20 The Dune (2013, M) 3.50 Enemy (2013, M) 5.20 Valley of Saints (2012, M) Blomstedt Conducts Beethoven 5.50 Picasso and Sima: Antibes 1946 Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 House Crashers 8.30 The Dolphins of Shark Bay 9.30 River Cottage Forever 10.00 Rachel Allen’s Everyday Kitchen 10.30 The Get Growing Roadshow 11.00 Buying the Bayou 11.30 Auction Hunters Noon Location Location Location 1.00 Buying & Selling with the Property Brothers 2.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 2.55 Gardeners’ World 3.35 House Crashers 4.00 Empire of the Desert Ants 5.00 The Cook and the Chef 5.30 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 6.00 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 7.00 American Restoration 7.30 Where the Wild Men Are with Ben Fogle UK 8.30 The Catch (PGR) 9.30 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction 10.30 American Restoration 11.00 The Cook and the Chef 11.30 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 12.00am House Crashers 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 Gardeners’ World 1.30 House Crashers 2.00 Empire of the Desert Ants 3.00 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 4.00 The Catch (PGR) 5.00 Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction 7.35 SoHo SKY 010 Sky Premiere: The Cobbler, 10.10pm Holmes Inspection 5.05 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 8.30 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 9.30 Location Location Location 10.30 Selling Houses Australia 11.30 Grand Designs Australia 12.30am Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Selling Houses Australia 4.10 Grand Designs Australia 5.00 Wilderness Walks with Ray Mears 5.30 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.25 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time: Moya Brennan 7.15 Johnny Cash: Song by Song (PG) Jackson 7.35 Dolly Parton: Song by Song (G) Jolene 8.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 8.45 Stars of the Silver Screen: Ingrid Bergman 9.30 ■ Levitated Mass (2013, G) 11.00 Put Some Colour in Your Life 11.30 Art and Soul 12.30 Greatest Painters: Marc Chagall 1.25 The Legacy 2.25 Neil McCormick’s Needle Time: Moya Brennan 3.15 Johnny Cash: Song by Song (PG) Jackson 3.35 Dolly Parton: Song by Song (G) Jolene 4.00 Andre Rieu: Welcome to My World 5.30 Menahem Pressler and Friends 7.30 Gardiner Conducts Haydn, Mendelssohn, Bruckner 9.00 Blomstedt Conducts Beethoven 9.50 Picasso and Sima: Antibes 1946 10.45 Happily Never After 12.00am Andre Rieu: Welcome to My World 1.30 Menahem Pressler and Friends 3.30 Gardiner Conducts Haydn, Mendelssohn, Bruckner 5.00 6.00 Banshee (18) 6.10 Queer as Folk (18) 6.55 Toe Tag Parole: To Live and Die on Yard A (M) 8.15 The Casual Vacancy (M) 9.15 Blunt Talk (16) 9.45 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 10.15 The Affair (16) 11.10 Toe Tag Parole: To Live and Die on Yard A (M) 12.30 Banshee (18) 1.30 Blunt Talk (16) 2.00 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 2.30 The Casual Vacancy (M) 3.30 The Affair (16) 4.30 ■ The Leisure Class (2015, M) 6.00 Banshee (18) 7.00 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (16) 7.30 The Knick (18) 8.30 Blunt Talk (16) Queen of Hearts: Rosalie is forced to book a controversial guest. 9.00 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) Doctor Doctor: Gigi insists the band see a therapist. 9.30 Deadwood (16) Amateur Night: The Earp brothers are evicted from a brothel. 10.30 Banshee (18) 11.20 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 11.55 The Writers’ Room (M) 12.20am Babylon (16) 1.10 The Knick (18) 2.10 Blunt Talk (16) 2.40 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 3.10 Deadwood (16) 4.10 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 4.45 The Writers’ Room (M) 5.10 Banshee (18) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Focus on Africa 6.45 BBC World News 7.00 BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45 Sport Today 8.00 BBC World News 8.30 Our World 9.00 BBC World News 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World News 11.30 Arts Noon BBC World News 12.30 Our World 1.30 Our World 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Click 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 The Travel Show 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Our World 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45 BBC World News 8.45 World Business Report 9.00 BBC World News 10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 World Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.30am BBC World News 12.30 Arts 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 Our World 2.00 BBC World News 3.30 World Business Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Arts 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 3:01 pm WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 30 SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.00 Isle of Man TT, Sidecar race two, highlights. 7.00 Altered Course 8.00 Golf Channel Academy 9.00 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day four, highlights. 9.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Brisbane Heat v Hobart Hurricanes. 10.00 Bowls, NZ Open, men’s singles, final. 12.30 The Football League Show 1.00 TBA 3.00 The ITM Fishing Show 4.00 Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. 4.30 Darts, World C’ship, day 11. 8.30 Golf World 9.00 NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. 9.30 NBL, Sydney Kings v Melbourne United, live. 11.30 Motorsport 12.30am The Football League Show 1.00 A-League Highlights Show 1.30 Fox Sports News 2.00 The ITM Fishing Show 3.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Renegades v Scorchers. 3.30 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day five, highlights. 4.00 TBA Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 7.00 The ITM Fishing Show 8.00 Darts, World C’ship, day 11, live. Noon Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day four, highlights. 12.28 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day five, morning session, from the MCG, live. 2.35 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 3.05 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day five, afternoon session, from the MCG, live. 8.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Brisbane Heat v Hobart Hurricanes. 8.35 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game two. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Renegades v Scorchers, live. 12.35am The Cricket Show 1.00 Chelsea TV 4.00 NBL, Kings v Melbourne United. FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO National Geographic: Inside: The Mob Squad, 9.30pm day four, highlights. 11.30 A-League Highlights Show Noon Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 1.00 Motorsport, 2.00 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 2.30 Sky Sports UK News 3.00 V8 Life 3.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 4.00 Manchester United TV 7.00 V8 Life 7.30 Motorsport 8.30 The Football League Show 9.00 A-League Highlights Show 9.30 Fox Sports News 10.00 Soccer, A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 10.30 TBA 12.30am Inside Cricket 1.30 NBL, Kings v Melbourne United. 3.30 NBL, Kings v NZ Breakers. 4.00 A-League, Adelaide United v Phoenix. 4.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly 5.00 Surfing, women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. ESPN SKY 061 Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Heat v Hurricanes. 9.30 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day four, highlights. 10.00 Fox Sports News 10.30 The Football League Show 11.00 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, 6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Military Bowl. 8.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl, live. 11.30 Gridiron, NCAA, Russell Athletic Bowl, live. 3.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Advocare V100 Texas Bowl, live. 6.30 SportsCenter 8.00 Basketball, NCAA, Big 12 Conference, Connecticut v Texas, delayed. 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 NBA Tonight 11.00 Basketball, NCAA, SEC Network, Wake Forest v LSU, delayed. 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 2.30 NBA Tonight 3.00 Basketball, NCAA, SEC Network, Wake Forest v LSU, replay. 5.00 SportsCenter DOCUMENTARIES History SKY 073 6.00 Savage Family Diggers (PG) 6.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 Alaskan Bush People (M) 10.20 FBI Takedowns (M) 11.15 Murder Comes to Town (M) 12.10 Disappeared (M) 1.05 Evil Kin (M) 2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55 How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 Dual Survival (M) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Salvage Hunters (PG) 7.30 Pacific Warriors (PG) 8.30 Yukon Men (M) Tonight: It is driftwood logging season. 9.30 Edge of Alaska (M) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am Scorned: Love Kills (M) 1.25 Desperate Measures (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 Savage Family Diggers (PG) 3.15 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs 5.05 American River Renegades (M) 6.30 Goerings’ Last Battle (PG) 7.30 Destination Burma (PG) 8.30 Chivalry and Betrayal (PG) 9.30 Knights (M) 10.30 Inside the Mind of Leonardo (PG) 11.30 The Unseen Time Team Specials (PG) 12.30 The Wheelchair President (PG) 1.30 Objective Baku: Hitler’s War on Oil (PG) 2.30 Dangerous Missions (PG) 3.30 Nazi Secret Files (PG) 4.30 Chivalry and Betrayal (PG) 5.30 Knights (M) 6.30 Inside the Mind of Leonardo (PG) 7.30 The Making of the Mob: New York (PG) 8.30 Trapped on the Ice (PG) The birth of air mountain rescue. 9.30 The Road from Christ to Constantine (PG) 10.30 The Mystery of Matter (PG) 11.30 The Hidden Side of WWII (M) 12.30am Dangerous Missions (PG) 1.30 Nazi Secret Files (PG) 2.30 Dogfights (PG) 3.30 Unsealed: Alien Files (PG) 4.00 The Making of the Mob: New York (PG) 4.45 Trapped on the Ice (PG) 5.30 The Road from Christ to Constantine (PG) National Geographic SKY 072 BBC Knowledge SKY 074 Discovery SKY 070 6.00 Street Genius (PG) 6.30 The Known Universe 7.30 Megastructures 8.30 Wicked Tuna (M) 9.30 Mankind from Space (PG) 11.30 Science of Stupid (M) Noon Brain Games (PG) 12.30 Terror in the Skies (PG) 1.30 Omens of the Apocalypse (PG) 2.30 UFOs in Europe: The Untold Stories (PG) 5.30 UFO UK: New Evidence (PG) 6.30 Science of Stupid (M) 7.00 Hacking the System (PG) 7.30 YouTube Revolution (PG) 8.30 Science of Stupid (M) 9.00 How to Win at Everything (PG) Tonight: How to drive a car on two wheels. 9.30 Inside: The Mob Squad (M) 10.30 Outback Wrangler (PG) 11.00 Storm Hunters (PG) 11.30 Drugs Inc. (M) 12.30am Air Crash Investigations (PG) 1.30 Battleground Brothers (M) 2.30 Britain’s Underworld (M) 3.30 Air Crash Investigations (PG) 4.30 World’s Toughest Fixes (PG) 5.30 Science of Stupid (M) DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY2 2612_FINAL.indd 103 7.10 Top Gear (PG) 8.35 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia (PG) Rove McManus. 10.25 Eggheads (PG) 10.55 Dangerous Roads (M) Noon Traffic Cops (M) 1.00 Top Gear (PG) 2.10 Embarrassing Bodies Revisits (M) 3.00 Embarrassing Bodies (M) 3.50 Eggheads (PG) 4.20 Top Gear (PG) 6.30 Traffic Cops (M) 7.35 The Truth About Sugar & Fat (PG) Twin doctors Chris and Xand Van Tullekan investigate sugar and fat. 8.35 The Truth About Exercise (PG) Michael Mosley looks at what exercise does to the human body. 9.30 24 Hours in A&E (M) Love Hurts: A 19-month-old baby becomes unresponsive. 10.25 Traffic Cops (M) 11.30 Top Gear (PG) 12.25am Dangerous Roads (M) 1.30 Who Do You Think You Are? Australia (PG) 2.20 Emergency Search & Rescue (PG) 2.45 Lonely Planet: Best in China (PG) 3.05 The Royal Marines (M) 6.00 Breakfast with Stuart Keith 7.00 Summer Report 9.06 Summer Noelle with Noelle McCarthy Noon Midday Report Including: 12.12 Worldwatch 12.30 Matinee Idle Phil O’Brien and Simon Morris present an afternoon of alleged music and dubious entertainment 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Report Including: 5.12 Worldwatch; 5.30 News headlines; 5.32 Outspoken; 6.06 Great Encounters (RNZ) 7.06 The TED Radio Hour 8.06 Windows on the World 9.06 Our Changing World 10.00 The 10 O’Clock Report 10.15 Late Edition 10.30 The Elements (BBC) 11.06 The Retro Cocktail Hour An hour of music that’s “shaken, not stirred” from Kansas Public Radio (2 of 4, KPR) 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05 Music after Midnight; 12.30 CONFED: The Committee On Confederation by Paul Horan (RNZ); 1.05 Discovery (BBC); 2.05 The Thursday Feature (RNZ); 3.05 Looking Out to Sea, by Nigel Cox, read by Jean Betts (RNZ); 5.10 Witness (BBC) Details available at radionz.co.nz Parliament: radionz.co.nz/parliament RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm 6.00 Classic Morning Including: Christmastide and The Works Noon Recent Releases Music by Grieg, Sibelius and Kuula 1.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or [email protected]) 2.00 Afternoon Concert 3.00 CD Masters 4.05 Made in New Zealand 5.00 Early Evening Classics 7.00 Appointment 8.00 Music Alive Euroradio Christmas Season. Big Band of the Riga Professional Symphonic Band/Raitis Asmanis – Tchaikovsky arr Ellington: Overture; Toot Toot Tootie Toot (Dance of the Reed-Pipes); Peanut Brittle Brigade (March); Sugar Rum Cherry (Dance of the Sugar-Plum Fairy); Dance of the Floreadores (Waltz of the Flowers), from The Nutcracker; Trad arr Curnow: Lo, how a rose ever blooming; Trad arr Goodwin: Hark, the herald angels sing; Mozart arr Goodwin: Symphony No 40 in G minor K550, excerpt; Trad arr McElrath: O Tannenbaum; Trad arr Goodwin: God rest ye merry gentlemen; Trad arr Kubis: We wish you a merry Christmas (Latvian Radio) 8.55 Going Seasonal Works by Svoboda, Vivaldi and Bridge 10.00 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 James Coleman 9.00 Annabelle White Noon Tim Sisarich 6.00 3 News 7.00 Miles Davis 12.00am Garry McAlpine Newstalk ZB 6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Mike Yardley Noon Tim Wilson 4.00 Andrew Dickens 8.00 Tim Roxborogh 12.00am Tim Beveridge Talkback 103 9/12/2015 3:03 pm NEW YEAR’S EVE TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.00 Hyundai Country Calendar (G, R, C) 6.30 Going Going Gone (G, R, C) 7.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (G, R, C) 8.00 Dickinson’s Real Deal (G, R) 9.00 Infomercials 10.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show (G, R, C) Comedian Ellen DeGeneres presents a talkshow. Today: Jimmy Fallon and Pink. 11.00 The Chase (G, R, C) Hosted by Bradley Walsh. Noon Whanau Living (G, R, HD) 12.30 Cook Me the Money (G, R) Three pairs of contestants put their culinary skills to the test. 1.30 Come Dine with Me UK (PGR, R) 2.00 May the Best House Win (G, R) 2.55 Tipping Point (G) Quizshow hosted by Ben Shephard. 3.55 Te Karere (C) 4.25 The Chase (G, C) UK gameshow in which contestants race to answer quiz questions correctly to avoid being caught by the Chaser. 5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (G, C) 6.00 ONE News (C) 7.00 MasterChef Australia (PGR, C) Tonight: Three contestants take part in a pressure test with former MasterChef Australia contestant Kylie Millar, and one contestant will cook their last dish. 8.10 Border Security (G, R, C) Australian observational series. Tonight: A woman returning from China carries business cards for a brothel and passports for three Chinese girls, and a man’s track record may prevent him from attending a family event. 8.40 ■ The Big Wedding (2013, AO, C, AD) To the amusement of their adult children and friends, a longdivorced couple are once again forced to play the happy couple for the sake of their adopted son’s wedding. Robert De Niro, Katherine Heigl, Amanda Seyfried. 10.25 Nothing Trivial (AO, R, HD, C, AD) Who Wrote the Art of War?: Convinced a new team is cheating, Brian goes to extremes to expose them. 11.20 ■ CBGB (2013, AO, C) The story of Hilly Kristal’s New York club, from small beginnings in 1973 to what it became, the birthplace of punk in the US. Alan Rickman, Malin Akerman, Justin Bartha. 1.15am Infomercials 5.35 – 6.00 Te Karere (R, C) 6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries 6.30 Angry Birds Toons (G, R, C) 6.35 Transformers Rescue Bots (G, C) 6.55 Stitch! (G, R, C) 7.20 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, R, C) 7.45 Kung Fu Panda (G, R, C) 8.10 Austin & Ally (G, R, C) 8.35 Kickin’ It (G, R, C) 9.00 Infomercials 10.30 Baby Daddy (PGR, C) 11.00 The Voice Australia (PGR, R, C) 12.25 The Good Witch (C) 1.25 Jessie (G, R) 1.50 ■ Leap Year (2010, PGR, R, C, AD) A woman follows her boyfriend to Ireland so she can propose to him. Amy Adams. 3.50 ■ The Adventures of Tintin (2011, G, C, AD) A young reporter embarks on a treasure hunt after a model of a ship he bought is stolen. Voice of Jamie Bell, Daniel Craig. Films, page 63 6.00 Friends (G, R, C) The One with the Ring: Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, then loses it. 6.30 The Middle (G, R, C) The 100th: Mike and Frankie begrudgingly agree to drive a giant cow float in a parade when the town of Orson celebrates its 100th anniversary, and Sue tries to make Darrin jealous. 7.00 ■ Gnomeo & Juliet (2011, G, R, C, AD) Garden gnomes Gnomeo and Juliet try to avoid tragedy and find a happy ending to their star-crossed love affair when they are caught in a longrunning feud between their neighbouring clans. Voices of James McAvoy, Emily Blunt, Maggie Smith. 8.35 ■ New Year’s Eve (2011, AO, R, C, AD) Intertwining stories of couples and singles set on New Year’s Eve in New York that celebrate the opportunities the day offers for love, hope, forgiveness, second chances and fresh starts. Sarah Jessica Parker, Halle Berry, Robert De Niro. 10.50 ■ Rock of Ages (2012, AO, R, C) After moving to Los Angeles in the hopes of becoming a singer, a small-town girl lands a job in a bar and falls in love. Tom Cruise, Julianne Hough, Russell Brand. 1.15am ■ Keith Lemon: The Film (2012, AO, C) A British TV personality decides to follow his dream of becoming a successful entrepreneur. Leigh Francis, Kelly Brook. Films, page 63 2.50 – 6.00 Two and a Half Men (PGR, R, C) ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM 104 LIST FTA 2612_FINAL.indd 104 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Infomercials 7.00 The Dr Oz Show (R, HD) 7.50 The Ricki Lake Show (AO, R, HD) 8.40 The Queen Latifah Show (G, HD) 9.40 Infomercials 11.40 Baggage (AO, HD) 12.10 The Biggest Loser USA 2.05 ■ Dennis the Menace (1993, G, R, HD, C) Walter Matthau, Mason Gamble. 4.05 Entertainment Tonight (G) 4.30 Million Dollar Minute (G, R) 5.00 American Ninja Warrior (G, R, HD, C) 6.00 3 News 7.00 Road Cops (PGR, R, HD, C) 7.30 Best of Top Gear (R, C) Tonight: Ed Sheeran takes the driving seat. 8.30 The Graham Norton Show (AO, HD, C) New Year’s Eve Special: Jennifer Lawrence, Eddie Redmayne, Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. 9.30 7 Days 200th Episode (AO, R, HD) Jeremy Corbett presents a special from the Auckland Town Hall celebrating 7 Days’ 200th episode. 10.30 Aotearoha: The Billy T Award 2014 (AO, R, HD, C) Dai Henwood hosts a showcase of the 2014 Billy T Award nominees. 11.25 Would I Lie to You? (G, R, HD) With Rob Brydon. 12.00am The Best of Jono and Ben 2015 (PGR, R, HD) 12.45 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (AO, R, HD, C) 1.35 – 6.00 Infomercials FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.05 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Sticky TV 4.35 Mr Young (G, R) 5.00 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 5.30 Life’s Funniest Moments (G, R) 6.00 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30 How I Met Your Mother (G, R) The Magician’s Code (Part 2): Ted makes a fateful phone call to his old girlfriend, and Barney’s magic trick gets him in trouble with airport security. 7.00 The Simpsons (PGR, R, C) Days of Future Future: In a future world, Homer is cloned every time he dies, and Lisa is married to a zombie Milhouse. 7.30 Family Guy (16) Leggo My Meg-O: Meg and her friend are kidnapped in Paris. 8.00 Bob’s Burgers (PGR, R) Best Burger: Bob organises a rent strike. 8.30 ■ The Last Days on Mars (2013, AO) A crew about to return to Earth makes an astounding discovery of fossilised evidence of life on Mars. Liev Schreiber, Elias Koteas, Romola Garai. 10.25 Slide Show (G, R, C) Hosted by Grant Denyer. 12.00am Entertainment Tonight (G) 12.25 – 6.00 Infomercials TV2: The Adventures of Tintin, 3.50pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 7.00 7.30 Noon 1.00 Home Shopping Deal or No Deal (G, R) Home Shopping The Doctors (PGR) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR, R) 2.00 Psych (PGR) 2.55 Great British Food Revival (G, R) 3.30 Antiques Roadshow (G, R) 4.30 Hot Bench (G) 5.00 Deal or No Deal (G) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 Escape to the Country (G) 7.00 Modern Family (PGR, R) 7.30 ■ Yellowstone (G) Documentary series about Yellowstone National Park. Winter: Yellowstone is frozen solid and locked in snow. 8.35 ■ The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011, PGR, R) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. 11.00 Cricket Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three, highlights. 11.30 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR) 12.30am – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 6.30 Children’s Programmes (G, R) 8.30 Te Kaea (R) 9.00 Patapatai (G, R) 9.30 Fusion Feasts (G, R) 10.00 Korero Mai (G, R) 11.00 Toku Reo (G, R) Noon Korero Mai (G, R) 1.00 Toku Reo (G, R) 2.00 Ako (R) 3.00 2015 Waka Ama Sprint Nationals (G, R) 3.30 Pukoro (G, R) 4.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R) 4.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha (G) 5.00 Tribe (G) 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga (G, R) Tonight: He Tangata o Ngati Wai. 6.30 Ako (G, R) 7.00 ■ King Kong (2005, G, R) Explorers investigate the legend of a giant gorilla. Naomi Watts, Jack Black. Films, page 63 10.30 Te Kaea (R) 11.00 – 12.30 Tribe New Years Eve Special (G) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 2:59 pm NEW YEAR’S EVE SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 7.35 6.35 6.40 Chaplin (1992, M) Robert Downey Jr. 9.00 Caddyshack (1980, 16) Chevy Chase. 10.40 Caddyshack II (1988, PG) Dan Aykroyd. 12.15 Tom Horn (1980, PG) Steve McQueen. 1.50 Porky’s (1982, 16) Dan Monahan. 3.30 Fallen (1998, M) Denzel Washington, John Goodman. 5.35 Dances with Wolves (1990, M) A soldier becomes obsessed with the Sioux way of life. Kevin Costner. 8.30 Leaving Las Vegas (1995, 18) An alcoholic writer goes to Las Vegas to drink himself to death and meets a prostitute who invites him to live with her. Nicolas Cage, Elisabeth Shue. 10.20 Dead Heat (2002, 16) A retired cop becomes involved with gangsters after buying a racing horse. Kiefer Sutherland. 12.00am Bad Boys (1983, 18) 2.00 The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976, 18) 4.15 Caddyshack (1980, 16) 5.50 Caddyshack II (1988, PG) The Cobbler (2014, M) Adam Sandler. 9.15 Hours (2013, M) Paul Walker. 10.55 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015, PG) Kevin James. 12.30 The Judge (2014, M) Robert Downey Jr. 2.50 The Cobbler (2014, M) Adam Sandler. 4.35 Red 2 (2013, M) Bruce Willis. 6.30 The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (2014, M) After destroying the HUnger Games, Katniss is taken into the heart of the rebellion. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson. 8.30 Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014, 16) A troubled boy is recruited into a secret British spy organisation. Colin Firth, Taron Egerton, Samuel L Jackson. 10.40 Bad Neighbours (2014, 16) A couple suffer when a fraternity moves in next door. Seth Rogen. 12.15am Dracula Untold (2014, M) 1.45 The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (2014, M) 3.45 Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014, 16) 5.50 Red 2 (2013, M) BAFTA: A Life in Pictures – Ralph Fiennes (PG) 7.05 The Two Faces of January (2014, M) Kirsten Dunst. 8.45 Goodbye World (2013, 16) Adrian Grenier. 10.25 Let’s Kill Wards Wife (2014, 16) Scott Foley. 11.50 Begin Again (2013, M) Keira Knightley. 1.35 The Two Faces of January (2014, M) Kirsten Dunst. 3.15 An Invisible Sign (2010, PG) Jessica Alba. 4.50 Wild (2014, 16) Reese Witherspoon. 6.45 Endless Love (2014, M) The life of a shy teenager changes when a mechanic asks her out. Alex Pettyfer. 8.30 Mini-series: House of Hancock (M, part 2) Australian drama. 9.40 Elsa & Fred (2014, PG) Two people discover it is never too late for love. Shirley MacLaine. 11.15 A Good Marriage (2014, M) Joan Allen. 12.55am An Invisible Sign (2010, PG) 2.30 Wild (2014, 16) 4.25 Endless Love (2014, M) GENERAL Paintings 3.30 Queen Victoria: In Her Own Words 4.30 Playhouse Presents: Marked 5.00 ■ Lost Songs: The Basement Tapes Continued (2014, G) Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 Where the Wild Men Are with Ben Fogle UK 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 House Crashers 8.30 Empire of the Desert Ants 9.30 The Cook and the Chef 10.00 Tom Kerridge’s Proper Pub Food 10.30 Nick Knowles’ Original Features 11.30 American Restoration Noon Mark Berg’s Fishing Addiction 1.00 The Catch (PGR) 2.00 Where the Wild Men Are with Ben Fogle UK 2.55 Gardeners’ World 3.35 House Crashers 4.00 Love Nature: Wild Germany 5.00 Heston’s in Search of Perfection 5.30 Food Safari 6.00 My Dream Home 7.00 Auction Hunters 7.30 Jamie’s American Road Trip 8.25 ■ Vanity Fair (2004, AO) A woman aspires to be accepted in polite society. Reese Witherspoon, Gabriel Byrne. 11.00 Heston’s in Search of Perfection 11.30 Food Safari 12.00am House Crashers 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 Gardeners’ World 1.30 House Crashers 2.00 ■ Vanity Fair (2004, AO) 4.00 Love Nature: Salmon Forest 5.00 Love Nature: Wild Germany UKTV SKY 007 6.05 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.05 EastEnders (PG) 7.35 The Bill (M) 9.15 Pointless (PG) 10.05 The Boy in the Dress (PG) 11.10 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 11.45 Critical (16) 12.40 Ripper Street (16) 1.35 New Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.30 The Bill (M) 6.10 Pointless (PG) 7.05 EastEnders (PG) 7.35 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Meryl Streep, James McAvoy, Mark Ruffalo and Hozier. 8.30 The Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo (PG) From Edinburgh Castle, Scotland. 10.15 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 10.45 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 11.15 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 11.50 The Graham Norton Show (M) 12.40am The Bill (M) 1.30 Pointless (PG) 2.15 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.45 Inspector Morse (M) 4.30 Lewis (M) Living SKY 017 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.25 Cash in the Attic 7.15 Location Location Location 8.05 Wilderness Walks with Ray Mears 8.30 Plan It, Build It 9.00 Kevin McCloud’s Grand Tour (M) 12.20 Kevin McCloud: Slumming It (M) 2.05 Kevin’s Grand Design 4.00 A DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 105 6.45 Kung Fu Elliot (2014, M) Canada documentary. 8.15 Home (2012, M) 8.30 The Big Ask (2013, M) Gillian Jacobs. 10.00 Mr Morgan’s Last Love (2013, M) Michael Caine. Noon Enemy (2013, M) Jake Gyllenhaal. 1.30 Inch’Allah (2012, M) Evelyne Brochu. 3.10 Kids for Cash (2013, M) US documentary. 4.55 The Congress (2013, M) Robin Wright, Harvey Keitel. 6.55 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher: The Ties That Bind (2014, M) Whicher takes on a seemingly straightforward case of infidelity. Paddy Considine. 8.30 Filmed in Supermarionation (2014, PG) UK documentary about the puppetry techniques of Gerry and Sylvia Anderson. 10.30 Adult World (2013, 16) Emma Roberts, Evan Peters. 12.05am Violet & Daisy (2011, 16) 1.35 Inch’Allah (2012, M) 3.15 Kids for Cash (2013, M) 5.00 The Congress (2013, M) SoHo SKY 010 Sky Premiere: Bad Neighbours, 10.40pm Place in the Sun: Winter Sun 5.00 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days (M) 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 8.30 Back in Time for Dinner 9.30 Village Vets Australia 10.30 Escape to the Country 11.30 Kevin’s Grand Design 12.30am Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.20 Homes Under the Hammer 3.20 Escape to the Country 4.10 Kevin’s Grand Design 5.00 Wilderness Walks with Ray Mears 5.30 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.45 Happily Never After 8.00 Andre Rieu: Welcome to My World 9.30 Menahem Pressler and Friends 11.30 Gardiner Conducts Haydn, Mendelssohn, Bruckner 1.00 Blomstedt Conducts Beethoven 1.50 Picasso and Sima: Antibes 1946 2.45 Happily Never After 4.00 The Book Show 4.45 Living the Life 5.30 African Masters 6.00 The Story of British Pathe 7.00 Smart Secrets of Great Paintings 7.30 Queen Victoria: In Her Own Words 8.30 Playhouse Presents (G) Marked: A regular guy is ground down by the pressures of life. Stephen Fry, Kiefer Sutherland. 9.00 ■ Lost Songs: The Basement Tapes Continued (2014, G) Musicians, including Elvis Costello and T Bone Burnett, create new works based on Bob Dylan’s Basement Tapes. 10.45 Dolly Parton @ Glastonbury 2014 12.00am The Book Show 12.45 Living the Life 1.30 African Masters 2.00 The Story of British Pathe 3.00 Smart Secrets of Great 6.00 Babylon (16) 6.50 Queer as Folk (18) 7.40 The Knick (18) 8.40 Babylon (16) 9.30 Blunt Talk (16) 10.00 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 10.30 Deadwood (16) 11.30 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 12.05 The Writers’ Room (M) 12.30 Banshee (18) 1.20 The Knick (18) 2.20 Babylon (16) 3.10 It’s Me, Hilary: The Man Who Drew Eloise (M) 3.45 The Writers’ Room (M) 4.10 Blunt Talk (16) 4.40 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 5.10 Deadwood (16) 6.10 Banshee (18) 7.00 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (16) 7.30 Toe Tag Parole: To Live and Die on Yard A (M) 8.50 7 Days in Hell (16) A comedy about two tennis players engaged in a marathon match. 9.35 Ferrell Takes the Field (M) Will Ferrell plays in five MLB training games. 10.25 Banshee (18) 11.20 The Casual Vacancy (M) 12.20am Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (16) 12.50 Toe Tag Parole: To Live and Die on Yard A (M) 2.10 7 Days in Hell (16) 2.55 Ferrell Takes the Field (M) 3.45 The Casual Vacancy (M) 4.45 Banshee (18) 5.40 Queer as Folk (18) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 Focus on Africa 7.00 BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45 Sport Today 8.00 BBC World News 8.30 Our World 9.00 BBC World News 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World News 11.30 Arts Noon BBC World News 12.30 Our World 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 Our World 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Click 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 The Travel Show 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Our World 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45 BBC World News 8.45 World Business Report 9.00 BBC World News 10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 World Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.30am BBC World News 12.30 Arts 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 Our World 2.00 BBC World News 3.30 World Business Report 3.45 Sport Today 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Arts 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk 105 9/12/2015 3:01 pm NEW YEAR’S EVE SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.00 Golf World 6.30 Isle of Man TT, Senior TT. 7.30 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day five, highlights. 8.00 Fox Sports News 8.30 Red Bull Makin’ It 9.00 Inside Cricket 10.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Melbourne Renegades v Perth Scorchers. 10.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three, live. 2.35 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day five, highlights. 3.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three, live. 7.00 Inside Cricket 8.00 Sea Master Sailing 8.30 Fox Sports News 9.00 Soccer, A-League, round 13, Central Coast Mariners v Phoenix, live. 11.00 Fox Sports News 11.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three, last 2 hours. 1.30am NBL, Townsville Crocodiles v Illawarra Hawks. 3.30 NBL, Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers. 4.00 Soccer, A-League, Central Coast Mariners v Phoenix. Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 6.00 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day five, highlights. 6.30 V8 Life 7.00 Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 8.00 Darts, World C’ship, day 12, live. Noon Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day five, highlights. 12.30 Chelsea TV 3.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Scorchers. 4.00 Sky Sports UK News 4.30 Darts, World C’ship, day 12. 8.35 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Strikers v Sixers, live. 12.35am The Cricket Show 1.00 Sea Master Sailing 1.30 NBL, Taipans v Breakers. 2.00 TBA 4.00 NBL, Taipans v Breakers. FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO National Geographic: Drugs Inc., 6.30pm Kings v Melbourne United. 5.00 TBA 7.00 Red Bull Makin’ It 7.30 Motorsport, 8.30 V8 Life 9.00 Fox Sports News 9.30 Basketball, NBL, round 16, Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers, live. 11.30 Soccer, A-League, round 13, Central Coast Mariners v Phoenix. 1.30am Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. 2.00 Fox Sports News 2.30 Soccer, A-League, round 13, Central Coast Mariners v Phoenix. 3.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 14, Adelaide Strikers v Sydney Sixers. 3.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. 4.00 Sea Master Sailing 4.30 Golf World 5.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 14, Adelaide Strikers v Sydney Sixers. 5.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. ESPN SKY 061 6.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, game 13, Melbourne Renegades v Perth Scorchers. 9.30 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day five, highlights. 10.00 Manchester United TV 1.00 Isle of Man TT, Senior TT. 2.00 Basketball, NBL, Sydney Kings v NZ Breakers. 2.30 A-League Highlights Show 3.00 Basketball, NBL, Sydney 6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Birmingham Bowl, live. 9.30 Gridiron, NCAA, Belk Bowl, live. 1.00 SportsCenter 2.00 NBA Specials 2.30 Basketball, NBA, Golden State Warriors v Dallas Mavericks, live. 5.00 SportsCenter 7.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Birmingham Bowl. 9.00 Outside the Lines 9.30 Highly Questionable 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 Around the Horn 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 ESPN FC 2.30 Sport Science 3.00 College gameday, 5.50 Gridiron, NCAA, Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl, live. DOCUMENTARIES History SKY 073 Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 6.00 Savage Family Diggers (PG) 6.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 7.30 Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 Alaska: The Last Frontier (M) 10.20 Pacific Warriors (PG) 11.15 Fatal Encounters (M) 12.10 Desperate Measures (M) 1.05 Southern Fried Homicide (M) 2.00 How It’s Made (PG) 2.55 How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.25 Auction Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 Edge of Alaska (M) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 FBI Takedowns (M) 7.30 Salvage Hunters (PG) 9.30 Alaskan Bush People (M) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am True Crime with Aphrodite Jones (M) 1.25 Evil-In-Law (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 Savage Family Diggers (PG) 3.15 Deadliest Catch (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 American River Renegades (M) 6.30 The Mystery of Matter (PG) 7.30 The Hidden Side of WWII (M) 8.30 Chivalry and Betrayal (PG) 9.30 Knights (M) 10.30 Inside the Mind of Leonardo (PG) 11.30 The Making of the Mob: New York (PG) 12.30 Trapped on the Ice (PG) 1.30 The Road from Christ to Constantine (PG) 2.30 Dangerous Missions (PG) 3.30 Nazi Secret Files (PG) 4.30 In the Shadow of the Moon (PG) 6.30 The Day They Dropped the Bomb (M) 7.30 History of the World in Two Hours (G) The formation of the earth and the emergence of life. 9.30 Aliens on the Moon (PG) Examines what might have happened when mankind first set foot on the moon in 1969. 11.30 The Universe: Ancient Mysteries Solved (PG) Stonehenge: Takes a look at one of most mysterious structures on Earth. 3.30am The Egyptian Book of the Dead (PG) 5.30 The Fireball of Tutankhamun (PG) National Geographic SKY 072 BBC Knowledge SKY 074 Discovery SKY 070 6.00 Outback Wrangler (PG) 6.30 The Known Universe 7.30 Megastructures 8.30 Wicked Tuna (M) 9.30 Top 10 Biggest Beasts Ever (PG) 11.30 Science of Stupid (M) Noon Brain Games (PG) 12.30 Terror in the Skies (PG) 1.30 The 80s Marathon (PG) 6.30 Drugs Inc. Marathon (M) New Year’s Eve NYC: Drug dealers, street gangs and law enforcement battle for supremacy. 7.30 Mardi Gras: During Mardi Gras in New Orleans, police are waging a war on drugs. 8.30 Cocaine White Gold: The supply chain of cocaine. 9.30 Spring Break: College students and drug dealers collide at spring break. 10.30 Marijuana Mayhem: New strains of marijuana in California. 11.30 Super Meth: The crystal meth epidemic in the US. 12.30am Drugs Inc. Marathon (M) 4.30am Underworld Inc. Marathon (M) 106 LIST PAY2 2612_FINAL.indd 106 6.30 The Royal Marines Marathon (M) 6.20pm The Royal Marines Marathon (M) Tonight: The troops face Lympstone’s ultimate challenge, the famous Commando Tests. 7.15 The Royal Marines (M) Tonight: The four best recruits compete for the coveted King’s Badge award. 8.10 The Royal Marines (M) Tonight: Fifty-six recruits go through a so-called shock of capture. 9.05 The Royal Marines (M) Tonight: The recruits begin three weeks of training. 10.00 The Royal Marines (M) Tonight: The recruits complete a tough series of physical challenges in the gym. 10.55 The Royal Marines (M) Tonight: The recruits are at the challenging half-way point. 11.45 The Royal Marines (M) Tonight: Exercises start to imitate life at war, and some recruits star questioning the nature of the job. 12.35am The Royal Marines Marathon (M) 6.00 Breakfast with Stuart Keith 7.00 Summer Report Teresa Cowie and Ian Telfer present summer news and information, including interviews with the newsmakers, plus sport, business, weather and features 9.06 Summer Noelle with Noelle McCarthy Interviews, features, music and stories from all over New Zealand and around the world Noon Midday Report Including: 12.12 Worldwatch 12.30 Matinee Idle Phil O’Brien and Simon Morris present an afternoon of alleged music and dubious entertainment 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Report A round-up of the day’s news and sport, including: 5.12 Worldwatch; 5.30 News headlines; 5.32 Outspoken; 6.06 Great Encounters (RNZ) 7.06 New Year’s Eve with Warwick Burke Warwick Burke invites you to spend the final hours of 2015 with top-line guests, music and nostalgia 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05 Music after Midnight; 12.30 The Food Chain (BBC); 1.05 The Friday Feature; 2.05 Taking Off, by Roger Hall (1 of 4, RNZ); 2.30 Anatomy of a Song (RNZ); 3.05 Bowled Over, by Peter Graney, read by George Henare (RNZ); 3.30 The Why Factor (BBC); 5.10 Witness (BBC) Details available at radionz.co.nz Parliament: radionz.co.nz/parliament RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm 6.00 Classic Morning Including: Christmastide and The Works Noon Recent Releases Music by Mendelssohn, Bruckner and J Strauss II 1.00 Afternoon Requests (Box 123, Wellington or [email protected]) 2.00 Afternoon Concert 3.00 CD Masters Classic performances from the back catalogue 4.10 Made in New Zealand New Zealand performers and composers 5.00 Early Evening Classics 7.00 The Chart Toppers A selection of the CDs sold this year that have risen to No 1 on the RNZ Concert Classical Chart 8.00 Music Alive Blues to Bebop: James Morrison (tpt/piano et al), Hetty Kate (vocalist), William Morrison (gtr), Harry Morrison (dbass), David Jones (drums), Auckland Philharmonia/Brett Kelly – Australian multi-instrumentalist James Morrison joins with the Auckland Philharmonia to present a potted history of jazz that moves from “Basin Street Blues” through the swing of Benny Goodman and Duke Ellington to the bebop of Dizzy Gillespie and Miles Davis and on to the jazz fusion of Herbie Hancock and Weather Report (recorded in Auckland Town Hall by RNZ) 10.10 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 James Coleman 9.00 Annabelle White Noon Tim Sisarich 6.00 3 News 7.00 Miles Davis 12.00am Garry McAlpine Newstalk ZB 6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Mike Yardley Noon Tim Wilson 4.00 Andrew Dickens 8.00 Tim Roxborogh 12.00am Bruce Russell Talkback LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 3:03 pm NEW YEAR’S DAY TV1 TV2 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 001 6.00 Hyundai Country Calendar (G, R, C) Guardians of the Land: A couple who love the farm they work on, even though they don’t own it. 6.30 Going Going Gone (G, R, C) Local series about Kiwi treasures at auction. 7.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Minute Makeover (G, R, C) Today: Pete teams up with Linda Barker to give a grandpa a gentlemen’s club in his own lounge in Merseyside. 8.00 ■ Gone with the Wind (1939, G, R, C) Based on the novel by Margaret Mitchell about a tempestuous Southern belle who carries on a turbulent affair with a blockade runner during the American Civil War. Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Barbara O’Neil, George Reeves, Hattie McDaniel. 12.30 Coronation Street (R, C, AD) Today: Roy is found in the most unlikely of places; Todd manipulates Sean; and Gloria gets clarification. 1.30 Come Dine with Me UK (G, R) 2.00 One Life (G, R, C) Daniel Craig narrates story from the animal kingdom. 3.55 Te Karere (HD) 4.25 The Chase (G, C) UK gameshow in which contestants race to answer quiz questions correctly to avoid being caught by the Chaser. 5.25 Millionaire Hot Seat (G, C) Eddie McGuire hosts a gameshow in which contestants answer multichoice questions that escalate in prize value. 6.00 ONE News (HD, C) 7.00 MasterChef Australia (G, C) Tonight: The three best performers in the invention test vie for immunity, and the winner of round one will cook off against season two runner-up Callum Hann. 8.05 Royal Variety Performance (C) Jack Whitehall hosts an entertainment spectacular with Prince Harry in attendance at London’s Royal Albert Hall, featuring Elton John, Kylie Minogue, One Direction, Ricky Martin, the Corrs and Josh Groban. 10.40 Nothing Trivial (AO, R, HD, C, AD) Which Street in LA Is Known as Bad Boy Drive?: Mac fears Catherine’s mum will be the latest victim of his father, a notorious Lothario whose previous relationship selfdestructed. 11.40 Soccer English Premier League, highlights. 12.35am Te Karere (R, HD, C) 1.00 – 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 Creflo Dollar Ministries 6.30 Angry Birds Toons (G, R, C) 6.35 Transformers Rescue Bots (G, C) 6.55 Stitch! (G, R, C) 7.20 Ben 10: Omniverse (G, R, C) 7.45 Kung Fu Panda (G, R, C) 8.10 Austin & Ally (G, R, C) 8.35 Kickin’ It (G, R, C) 9.00 Infomercials 10.30 Baby Daddy (PGR, C) 11.00 The Voice Australia (PGR, R, C) 12.25 The Good Witch (C) 1.20 ■ Soul Surfer (2011, PGR, R, C) After losing her arm in a shark attack, a teenage girl summons the courage to go back into the ocean. Anna Sophia Robb. 3.30 Regular Show (PGR, R, C) 3.50 Kirby Buckets (G, C) The Year of Fridays: Kirby is grounded and is forced to camp in the backyard with his dad. 4.15 ■ Cloud 9 (2014, G, C) In the world of competitive snowboarding, two unlikely friends must overcome selfdoubt. Luke Benward. 6.00 Friends (G, R, C) The One with the Proposal: Chandler’s romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica’s former boyfriend returns; Joey accidentally buys a boat; and a dormitory incident reminds Ross of how young his girlfriend is. 6.30 The Middle (G, R, C) The Jump: Frankie finds solace in rescuing a lost dog; Sue makes the volleyball team; and Axl calls on Brick for help with his classes. 7.00 ■ Deep Impact (1998, AO, R, C, AD) After a huge asteroid is spotted on a collision course with Earth, astronauts are sent to destroy it. Morgan Freeman. 9.15 ■ Collateral Damage (2002, AO, R, C, AD) A firefighter who witnessed the deaths of his wife and son in a terrorist bombing swears revenge on the man responsible. Arnold Schwarzenegger. 11.25 ■ Mad Max III: Beyond Thunderdome (1985, R, C) A post-apocalyptic road warrior in the Outback comes into conflict with the ruler of a trading community. Mel Gibson, Tina Turner. 1.30am Infomercials 2.30 Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD (AO, R, C) 3.15 Arrow (AO, R, C) 4.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (PGR, R) 4.45 Full House (G, R) 5.10 Joey (G, R, C) 5.35 – 6.00 Zeke and Luther (G, R, C) ■ NEW ■ RETURN ■ FINAL ■ FILM DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST FTA 2612_FINAL.indd 107 TV3 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 002 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 003 6.00 Infomercials 7.00 The Dr Oz Show (R, HD) 7.50 The Ricki Lake Show (AO, R, HD) 8.40 The Queen Latifah Show (G, HD) 9.35 Infomercials 11.35 Baggage (AO, HD) Noon The Biggest Loser USA 1.50 ■ Junior (1994, PGR, R, HD, C) A male scientist becomes pregnant after experimenting with a drug he designed to prevent miscarriages. Arnold Schwarzenegger. 4.00 Entertainment Tonight (G) 4.30 Million Dollar Minute (G, R) 5.00 American Ninja Warrior (G, R, HD, C) 6.00 3 News 7.00 ■ Night at the Museum 2 (2009, PGR, R, HD, C) A former security guard infiltrates the Smithsonian after a magical tablet is shipped to Washington by mistake. Ben Stiller. 9.00 ■ Billy T: Te Movie (2011, PGR, R, HD, C) Documentary about legendary entertainer Billy T James. 10.50 The Blacklist (AO, R, HD, C) Vanessa Cruz: The taskforce tracks another blacklister, a provocative female frame-up artist. 11.45 The Good Wife (AO, R, HD) Whack-a-Mole: Alicia represents a suspected terrorist, and Will goes against Diane’s wishes. 12.35am – 6.00 Infomercials FOUR FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 6.00 Children’s Programmes 10.05 Infomercials 2.00 Sesame Street (G, R) 2.55 Pingu (G, R) 3.00 Sticky TV 4.35 Mr Young (G, R) 5.00 It Only Hurts When I Laugh (G, R) 5.30 Life’s Funniest Moments (G, R) 6.00 Punk’d (G, R) 6.30 How I Met Your Mother (G, R) Farhampton: Ted convinces Victoria to take a brief detour before they leave together. 7.00 The Simpsons (PGR, R, C) Treehouse of Horror XXIV: Three tales of terror. 7.30 Nitro Circus (PGR, R) Tonight: Mat Hoffman joins the crew at Travis’ lakefront getaway in Texas. 8.00 Nitro Circus (PGR, R) The Tour Begins and Almost Ends: The crew heads to Sin City and meets up with Bam Margera and TJ Lavin. 8.30 ■ Casino (1995, AO, C) In the 60s, two mobsters try their hand at running a Las Vegas casino as a legitimate enterprise. Robert De Niro, Sharon Stone, Joe Pesci. Films, page 63 11.35 House of Lies (AO) The Next Olive Branch Goes Straight Up Your Ass: Clyde’s estranged father visits. 12.35am Entertainment Tonight (G) 1.00 – 6.00 Infomercials TV3: Night at the Museum 2, 7.00pm PRIME FREEVIEW 10 SKY 004 6.00 7.00 7.30 Noon 1.00 Home Shopping Deal or No Deal (G, R) Home Shopping The Doctors (G) The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR, R) 2.00 True Stories: The Women with the World’s Biggest Hips (PGR, R) 2.55 Great British Food Revival (G, R) 3.30 Antiques Roadshow (G, R) 4.30 Hot Bench (G) 5.00 Deal or No Deal (G) 5.30 Prime News 6.00 Escape to the Country (G) 7.00 Modern Family (PGR, R) 7.30 Fat v Sugar (G) UK documentary in which twin doctors examine the effects of sugar and fat on the body. 8.35 ■ The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012, PGR, R) Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson. 11.00 The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (PGR) 12.00am The Crowd Goes Wild (G, R) 12.30 – 6.00 Home Shopping MAORI FREEVIEW 5 SKY 019 6.30 8.30 9.00 9.30 10.00 11.00 Noon 1.00 2.00 3.00 Children’s Programmes (R) Te Kaea (R) Patapatai (G, R) Fusion Feasts (G, R) Korero Mai (G, R) Toku Reo (G, R) Korero Mai (G, R) Toku Reo (G, R) Ako (R) 2015 Waka Ama Sprint Nationals (G, R) 3.30 Pukoro (G, R) 4.00 Dora Matatoa (G, R) 4.30 SpongeBob Tarau Porowha (G) 5.00 Tribe (G) 5.30 Te Kaea 6.00 Nga Pari Karangaranga (G, R) 6.30 Ako (G, R) 7.00 Tangaroa with Pio (G, R) 7.30 Te Matatini 2015 – Toi Whakaari (G, R) 8.00 Laughing Samoans (G, R) 8.30 Marae Kai Masters (G, R) 9.30 Find Me a Maori Bride (PGR, R) 10.00 ■ Super City (AO) 10.30 Te Kaea (R) 11.00 – 11.30 Paepae (G, R) C Captions AD Audio Description HD High Definition 107 9/12/2015 2:59 pm NEW YEAR’S DAY SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 8.35 Dracula Untold (2014, M) Dominic Cooper. 10.05 The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 (2014, M) Jennifer Lawrence. 12.05 Bad Neighbours (2014, 16) Seth Rogen. 1.40 Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014, 16) Colin Firth. 3.50 Dracula Untold (2014, M) Dominic Cooper. 5.20 A Common Man (2013, M) Ben Kingsley, Ben Cross. 6.45 Mortdecai (2015, M) An art dealer races to recover a hoard of lost Nazi gold. Johnny Depp. 8.30 The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014, M) After taking the Lonely Mountain, Bilbo and his companions must keep at bay legions of attacking orcs. Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman. 10.55 The Reckoning (2014, M) A cop pursues his partner’s killer. Jonathan LaPaglia. 12.20am Grudge Match (2013, M) 2.10 A Common Man (2013, M) 3.35 Mortdecai (2015, M) 5.20 The Reckoning (2014, M) MOVIES EXTRA SKY 031 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY034 RIALTO SKY 039 7.00 7.25 Elsa & Fred (2014, PG) Shirley MacLaine. 8.35 An Invisible Sign (2010, PG) Jessica Alba. 10.10 A Good Marriage (2014, M) Joan Allen. 11.50 Wild (2014, 16) Reese Witherspoon. 1.45 Endless Love (2014, M) Alex Pettyfer. 3.30 Elsa & Fred (2014, PG) Shirley MacLaine. 5.05 And While We Were Here (2012, M) Kate Bosworth. 6.30 A Most Wanted Man (2014, M) Philip Seymour Hoffman. 8.30 Step Up (2006, PG) A juvenile delinquent becomes involved with a ballet dancer. Channing Tatum, Jenna Dewan. 10.15 Cuban Fury (2014, M) A former salsa dancer strives for greatness. Nick Frost. 11.55 The Face of Love (2013, M) Annette Bening. 1.25am And While We Were Here (2012, M) 2.50 A Most Wanted Man (2014, M) 4.50 Hollywood Singing & Dancing: 2000s (PG) 5.50 Cuban Fury (2014, M) Tom Horn (1980, PG) Steve McQueen. 9.00 Fallen (1998, M) Denzel Washington. 11.00 Dances with Wolves (1990, M) Kevin Costner. 1.55 Biography: Woody Harrelson (PG) 2.45 Kelly’s Heroes (1970, PG) Clint Eastwood. 5.05 Mars Attacks! (1996, M) Aliens from Mars attack Earth. Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close. 6.50 Dirty Dancing (1987, PG) A teenage girl falls in love with a dancing teacher. Patrick Swayze. 8.30 Dazed and Confused (1993, M) On the last day of school, a group of highschool students celebrates with a wild party. Matthew McConaughey. 10.15 U-571 (2000, M) American submariners board a German U-Boat. Matthew McConaughey. 12.10am Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (1985, G) 1.40 Saint Jack (1979, 18) 3.35 Kelly’s Heroes (1970, PG) 5.55 Mars Attacks! (1996, M) GENERAL Choice TV FREEVIEW 12 SKY 024 6.00 Benny Hinn 6.30 My Dream Home 7.30 Gardeners’ World 8.00 House Crashers 8.30 Love Nature: Wild Germany 9.30 Heston’s in Search of Perfection 10.00 Food Safari 10.30 My Dream Home 11.30 Auction Hunters Noon Jamie’s American Road Trip 1.00 Love Nature: Salmon Forest 2.00 The Living Room 2.55 Gardeners’ World 3.35 House Crashers 4.00 World’s Wildest City 4.30 The Water Brothers 5.00 Jamie’s Fish Suppers 6.00 Million Dollar Contractor 6.30 Yard Crashers 7.00 Auction Kings 7.30 Restoration Man 8.30 My Dream Derelict Home 9.30 Selling New York 10.00 Gardeners’ World 10.30 Auction Kings 11.00 Jamie’s Fish Suppers 12.00am House Crashers 12.30 Benny Hinn 1.00 Gardeners’ World 1.30 House Crashers 2.00 World’s Wildest City 2.30 The Water Brothers 3.00 Million Dollar Contractor 3.30 Yard Crashers 4.00 My Dream Derelict Home 5.00 Gardeners’ World 5.30 Monkey Thieves UKTV SKY 007 6.05 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.05 EastEnders (PG) 7.35 The Bill (M) 9.15 Pointless (PG) 10.05 Gangsta Granny (PG) 11.15 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 11.50 Critical (16) 12.45 Ripper Street (16) 1.40 New Tricks (M) 2.35 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25 The Bill (M) 6.05 Pointless (PG) 7.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 7.30 8 Out of 10 Cats (M) 7.55 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 8.30 Lewis (M) The Soul of Genius: After the body of a recently buried professor is accidentally dug up, Lewis and Hathaway investigate. 10.10 Doc Martin (M) Going Bodmin: Martin applies for a job in Portwenn. 11.05 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 11.35 The Graham Norton Show (M) Tonight: Jennifer Lopez, David Mitchell, Freddie Flintoff and Once. 12.25am The Bill (M) 1.20 Pointless (PG) 2.10 Keeping Up Appearances (PG) 2.40 Inspector Morse (M) 4.25 Midsomer Murders (M) Living SKY 017 6.00 Zoo Days 6.30 Village Vets Australia 7.30 Royal Upstairs Downstairs 11.00 Back in Time for Dinner 5.00 Cash in the Attic 6.00 Zoo Days 6.30 Antiques Roadshow 7.30 Homes Under the Hammer 108 LIST PAY2 1912_FINAL.indd 108 Movies Classics: Dirty Dancing, 6.50pm 8.30 Long Lost Family 9.30 The Mekong River with Sue Perkins (M) 10.30 Monty Don’s Real Craft 11.30 Back in Time for Dinner 12.30am Cash in the Attic 1.20 Antiques Roadshow 2.15 Homes Under the Hammer 3.15 Monty Don’s Real Craft 4.10 Back in Time for Dinner 5.00 Royal Upstairs Downstairs 5.30 The Dales with Ade Edmondson Sky Arts SKY 020 6.45 Dolly Parton @ Glastonbury 2014 8.00 The Book Show 8.45 Living the Life 9.30 African Masters 10.00 The Story of British Pathe 11.00 Smart Secrets of Great Paintings 11.30 Queen Victoria: In Her Own Words 12.30 Playhouse Presents 1.00 ■ Lost Songs: The Basement Tapes Continued (2014, G) 2.45 Dolly Parton @ Glastonbury 2014 4.00 In Conversation 5.00 Playhouse Presents (PG) 5.30 ■ The Blues: Godfathers and Sons (2003, G) 7.00 Shield and Spear (PG) 8.30 Exhibition on Screen: Leonardo 9.50 Peacock’s Day 10.00 Buddy Guy’s Legends Presents Chicago Blues 12.00am In Conversation 1.00 Playhouse Presents (PG) 1.30 ■ The Blues: Godfathers and Sons (2003, G) 3.00 Shield and Spear (PG) 4.30 Exhibition on Screen: Leonardo 5.50 Peacock’s Day SoHo SKY 010 6.00 Queer as Folk (18) 7.25 Toe Tag Parole: To Live and Die on Yard A (M) 8.45 7 Days in Hell (16) 9.30 Ferrell Takes the Field (M) 10.20 The Casual 6.35 The Suspicions of Mr Whicher: The Ties That Bind (2014, M) Paddy Considine. 8.10 Filmed in Supermarionation (2014, PG) UK documentary. 9.45 Adult World (2013, 16) Emma Roberts. 11.20 The Spirit of 45 (2013, PG) UK documentary. 1.00 The Broken Circle Breakdown (2013, M) Veerle Baetens, Johan Heldenbergh. 2.50 The Galapagos Affair: Satan Came to Eden (2013, PG) US documentary. 4.50 Jimmy’s Hall (2014, M) Barry Ward. 6.40 Dear White People (2014, M) A black college student shakes up things with her radio show. Tessa Thompson. 8.30 Julia (2008, M) A woman tries to extort money, using a boy as bait. Tilda Swinton. 11.00 A Single Man (2009, M) Colin Firth. 12.40am [REC] 4: Apocalypse (2014, 18) 2.15 Jimmy’s Hall (2014, M) 4.05 The Broken Circle Breakdown (2013, M) 5.55 Julia (2008, M) Vacancy (M) 11.20 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 12.20 Banshee (18) 1.15 The Casual Vacancy (M) 2.15 7 Days in Hell (16) 3.00 Ferrell Takes the Field (M) 3.50 From the Earth to the Moon (M) 4.50 Toe Tag Parole: To Live and Die on Yard A (M) 6.10 Banshee (18) 7.00 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (16) John Oliver presents a satirical look at the week. 7.30 The Casual Vacancy (M) 8.30 Babylon (16) Tonight: As civil unrest erupts on London’s barely policed streets, Charles Inglis and Franklin go headto-head. 9.20 Blunt Talk (16) Queen of Hearts: When a friendly poker game goes awry, Rosalie is forced to book a controversial guest whose message Walter despises. 9.50 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) Doctor Doctor: Gigi insists the band see a therapist who has worked with other bands, including Aerosmith and Kings of Leon. 10.15 Banshee (18) We Were All Someone Else Yesterday: Rebecca endures a rebuke from Proctor, and Job and Carrie continue to plan the robbery of Camp Genoa. 11.05 Babylon (16) 11.55 The Casual Vacancy (M) 12.55am Blunt Talk (16) 1.25 Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (16) 1.50 The Casual Vacancy (M) 2.50 Queer as Folk Marathon (18) BBC World News SKY 089 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 BBC Focus on Africa 7.00 BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45 Sport Today 8.00 BBC World News 8.30 Our World 9.00 BBC World News 9.30 HARDtalk 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 Review 2015 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 Artsnight Noon BBC World News 12.30 Our World 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 Our World 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Click 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 The Travel Show 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 Our World 5.00 BBC World News 5.30 HARDtalk 6.00 BBC World News 6.30 World Business Report 6.45 BBC World News 7.30 World Business Report 7.45 BBC World News 8.45 World Business Report 9.00 BBC World News 9.30 Weather World 10.00 BBC World News 10.30 HARDtalk 11.00 BBC World News 11.30 World Business Report 11.45 Sport Today 12.00am BBC World News 12.30 When Artists Meet Science 1.00 BBC World News 1.30 Our World 2.00 BBC World News 2.30 Weather World 3.00 BBC World News 3.30 The Future of Iran 4.00 BBC World News 4.30 World Business Report 4.45 Sport Today 5.00 BBC World News 5.40 Africa Business Report LISTENER DECEMBER 19 2015 9/12/2015 3:01 pm NEW YEAR’S DAY SPORT RADIO Sky Sport 1 SKY 051 RNZ National 6.30 NBL, Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers. 8.30 NBL, Townsville Crocodiles v Illawarra Hawks. 10.30 Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 11.30 The ITM Fishing Show 12.30 NBL, Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers. 2.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Strikers v Sixers. 6.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. 6.30 World Rugby 7.00 Darts, World C’ship, day 12. 11.00 Isle of Man TT Review Show 12.00am Jonah Lomu: Back to South Africa 1.00 Fox Sports News 1.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three, last 2 hours. 3.30 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day five, highlights. 4.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Strikers v Sixers. 4.30 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Thunder. 5.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. 5.30 The Cricket Show Sky Sport 2 SKY 052 10.00 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three, last 2 hours. Noon T20 Big Bash, Strikers v Sixers. 12.30 T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Scorchers. 1.00 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day five, highlights. 1.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. 2.00 Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 3.00 A-League, Mariners v Phoenix. 3.30 The Football League Show 4.00 Sky Sports UK News 4.30 Sea Master Sailing 5.00 The ITM Fishing Show 6.05 Golf World 6.35 Cricket, Australia v West Indies, second test, day five, highlights. 7.05 T20 Big Bash, Renegades v Scorchers. 7.35 T20 Big Bash, Strikers v Sixers. 8.05 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. 8.35 The Cricket Show 9.05 Cricket, T20 Big Bash, Hurricanes v Thunder, live. 12.35am Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. 1.05 The Cricket Show 1.35 World Rugby 2.00 Darts, World C’ship, day 13, live. 5.30 World Rugby FREEVIEW 50 SKY 421 iHeartRADIO Discovery: You Have Been Warned, 7.30pm Phoenix. Noon UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.30 The Football League Show 1.00 Isle of Man TT Review Show 2.00 Golf World 2.30 Sky Sports UK News 3.00 NBL, Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers. 3.30 NBL, Townsville Crocodiles v Illawarra Hawks. 5.30 NBL, Cairns Taipans v NZ Breakers. 7.30 Isle of Man TT Review Show 8.30 World Rugby 9.05 Soccer, A-League, Mariners v Phoenix. 9.35 Soccer, A-League, Western Sydney Wanderers v Adelaide United, live. 12.00am UEFA Champions League Weekly 12.30 Soccer, A-League, Mariners v Phoenix. 1.00 Surfing, WSL Women’s World C’ship, Maui Pro. 2.00 Isle of Man TT Review Show 3.00 Cricket, T20 Big Bash League, Hurricanes v Thunder. 3.30 The Cricket Show 4.00 World Rugby 4.30 Fox Sports News 5.00 Isle of Man TT Review Show ESPN SKY 061 9.30 Cricket, Black Caps v Sri Lanka, ODI, game three. 10.00 Soccer, A-League, Mariners v 6.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl, live. 10.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Playoff Bowl, first semi-final, live. 2.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Playoff Bowl, second semi-final, live. 6.00 SportsCenter 7.00 SportsCenter 9.00 ESPN Original Documentaries 10.00 ESPN FC 10.30 Pardon the Interruption 11.00 Gridiron, NCAA, Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl. 1.00am SportsCenter 2.00 NBA Specials 3.00 ESPN FC 3.30 Sport Science 4.00 Championship Drive DOCUMENTARIES History SKY 073 Sky Sport 3 SKY 053 6.00 Savage Family Diggers (PG) 6.30 Deadliest Catch (PG) 7.30 Gold Rush (PG) 8.30 MythBusters (PG) 9.25 Naked and Afraid Pop-Up Edition (M) 10.20 Alaskan Bush People (M) 11.15 Unravelled (M) 12.10 Evil-In-Law (M) 1.05 True Crime with Aphrodite Jones (M) 2.55 How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 3.50 Gold Rush (PG) 4.45 Salvage Hunters (PG) 5.40 MythBusters (PG) 6.35 Secret Space Escapes (PG) 7.30 You Have Been Warned (PG) 8.30 River Monsters: Year of Beasts (PG) 9.30 Pacific Warriors (M) 10.30 How It’s Made (PG) 11.30 Gold Rush (PG) 12.30am Deadline: Crime with Tamron Hall (M) 1.25 Web of Lies (M) 2.20 Auction Hunters (PG) 2.45 How Do They Do It? (PG) 3.15 Salvage Hunters (PG) 4.10 Dirty Jobs (PG) 5.05 American River Renegades (M) 6.30 The Revelation of the Pyramids (PG) 8.30 The Universe: Ancient Mysteries (PG) 9.30 The Universe: Ancient Mysteries Solved (PG) 12.30 History of the World in Two Hours 2.30 Life After People 4.30 Dogfights (PG) 6.30 Time Team Castles and Cannons: The team visits Jersey to investigate the origins of Mont Orgueil Castle. 7.30 The Spy in the Hanoi Hilton (PG) Looks at the highest-ranking POWs from the “Hanoi Hilton” prison camp. 8.30 Last Days in Vietnam (PG) Filmmaker Rory Kennedy examines the final days of America’s presence in Saigon, in April of 1975. 10.30 The Making of the Mob: New York (PG) Chronicles the rise and fall of notorious mobsters. 11.30 The Mystery of Matter (PG) 12.30am The Universe (PG) 1.30 UFO Hunters (PG) 2.30 Taliban Oil (M) 3.30 The Spy in the Hanoi Hilton (PG) 4.30 Last Days in Vietnam (PG) National Geographic SKY 072 BBC Knowledge SKY 074 Discovery SKY 070 6.30 Area 51: The CIA’s Secret Files (M) 7.30 Brain Surgery Live (M) 9.30 T-Rex Autopsy (M) 10.30 Dawn of Humanity (PG) 11.30 X-Ray Earth (PG) 1.30 Drain the Great Lakes 2.30 Drain the Titanic (PG) 3.30 Drain the Bermuda Triangle (PG) 4.30 World’s Biggest Cave 5.30 Into the Crystal Cave 6.30 Martian Mega Rover (G) The struggle to build Curiosity Rover. 7.30 Mission Pluto (PG) 8.30 Hubble’s Cosmic Journey (PG) Meet the people who conceived, built and fixed the Hubble telescope. 9.30 Living in Space (PG) Follows three astronauts as they work in space. 10.30 Comet of the Century 11.30 The 400 Million Dollar Rock (PG) 1.00am Man v Viral (M) 2.30 Nazi Megastructures (PG) 3.30 War Heroes of the Skies (PG) 4.30 Ancient X-Files (PG) 5.30 UFOs in Europe: The Untold Stories (PG) DECEMBER 19 2015 www.listener.co.nz LIST PAY2 2612_FINAL.indd 109 6.30 24 Hours in A&E Marathon (16) Cameras capture patients and medical staff in the A&E departments of some of the UK busiest hospitals. Doctors and nurses are confronted with medical conditions ranging from the minor to the serious, from cuts and bruises to road traffic accidents and serious assaults. 6.30pm 24 Hours in A&E Marathon (16) Cameras capture patients and medical staff in the A&E departments of some of the UK busiest hospitals. 3.05am Trawlermen (PG) Tonight: It is winter and with storms expected, the fishing fleet is safely in harbour, except for two boats, both with their own reasons to take on the weather and get a jump on the rest of the fleet. 3.35 24 Hours in A&E (M) Cameras capture patients and medical staff in the A&E departments of some of the UK busiest hospitals. 6.00 Breakfast with Stuart Keith Music, stories and random thoughts 7.00 The Year in Review Susie Ferguson and Guyon Espiner present a Morning Report review of the 2015 news year 9.06 Summer Noelle with Noelle McCarthy Interviews, features, music and stories from all over New Zealand and around the world Noon Midday Report Including: 12.12 Worldwatch 12.30 Matinee Idle Phil O’Brien and Simon Morris present an afternoon of alleged music and dubious entertainment 5.00 The 5 O’Clock Report Including: 5.12 Worldwatch; 5.30 News headlines 5.32 Outspoken 6.06 Great Encounters (RNZ) 7.06 The TED Radio Hour 8.06 Windows on the World 9.06 Country Life Memorable scenes, people and places in rural NZ 10.00 The 10 O’Clock Report 10.15 Late Edition 10.30 Salt and its Diverse History Steph McGovern explores the rich, diverse history of salt, which has played a vital and multi-faceted role in history. 11.06 Richard Thompson Live at Womad Taranaki (3 of 5) 12.04am All Night Programme Including: 12.05 Music after Midnight (RNZ); 12.30 Laugh Track (Final, RNZ); 1.05 From the World (BBC); 2.05 NZ Live (RNZ); 3.05 My Beautiful Balloon, by Carl Nixon, read by Nick Blake (RNZ); 3.30 The Health File (BBC); 4.30 Global Business (BBC); 5.10 Witness (BBC); 5.45 Birds of a Feather (RNZ) Details available at radionz.co.nz RNZ Concert FREEVIEW 51 SKY 422 iHeartRADIO News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00am, noon, 3.00, 5.00, 6.00, 10.00pm 6.00 Classic Morning 8.00 Settling the Score The annual listeners’ poll, a whole day of music presented as a countdown to the most popular work. Find out during the day how often works have appeared, and at what previous positions 8.00pm Music Alive Renée Fleming (sop), New Zealand SO/James Judd – Ravel: La Valse; Shéhérazade; Pavane for a Dead Princess; Canteloube: Baïlèro, from Songs of the Auvergne; Gounod: Jewel Song, from Faust; Strauss: Der Rosenkavalier, Waltz Squence No 1; Morgen Op 27/4; Zueignung Op 10/1; Tosti: Aprile; Puccini: O mio babbino caro, from Gianni Schicchi; Gershwin: Summertime, from Porgy & Bess; Loewe: I could have danced all night, from My Fair Lady; Korngold: Marietta’s Song, from Die tote Stadt (recorded in Michael Fowler Centre, Wellington by RNZ) 10.15 Day’s End Music to wind down to 12.00am Music Through the Night Details available at radionz.co.nz/concert Radio Live 6.00 James Coleman 9.00 Annabelle White Noon Tim Sisarich 6.00 3 News 7.00 Tony Amos 12.00am Garry McAlpine Newstalk ZB 6.00 Tim Dower 9.00 Josie Pagani Noon Tim Wilson 4.00 Andrew Dickens 8.00 Tim Roxborogh 12.00am Tim Beveridge Talkback 109 9/12/2015 3:03 pm