It all begins on March 14
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It all begins on March 14
C o -o p C e n te r la c k in g V. sp en d s an A B S U R D w eek by Laura Bobnak s tu d e n t p a rtic ip a tio n Triangle Staff Writer by L isa G erson This past week, Drexel University’s division of student affairs sponsored A .B .S .U .R .D !, A Better Student Understanding of Responsible Drinking. This program was instituted in order to promote awareness of responsible drinking among Drexel students. A sparsely attended rally held Monday in the Great Court of the Main Building launched this three-day event and featured guest speakers Howard Eskin (sports anchorman for WTAFTV) and Bill Bergey (former linebacker for the Philadelphia Eagles). Both .speakers were in at tendance on behalf o f the Philadelphia Athletes Against Drunk Driving. Eskin related his own knowledge o f potential hazards of alcohol abuse, reminding listeners that “ Tm not here to preach," only to advise students to “ stay in control, be wise, and be aw are." Eskin cited examples o f alcohol abuse in sports and viewed them as sobering realities, saying “ I’ve seen players lose a d re a m ...’’ Eskin at one point stated “ you have to see it [alcohol abuse] to realize how destructive it can b e ,’’ but again reminded students of the imporconiinued on p a g e 4 co-op employer. In preparation for this meeting, the students were asked to complete the following: a resume on the new 80 X 80 resume software, a pre registration form and the Co-op Employment Summary (industry report). The Co-op Center sent a follow-up letter to students on February 24 to remind them of their obligation to pre-register in order to participate in the Center’s Want Ads and employer interview and selection process. Three sets of Want Ads, listing co-op positions for summer term, will be published. Issue A of the Want Ads will be published on Thursday, March 24. Interview request forms will be due on Tuesday, March 29, by 3:00 p.m. The resumes of students who have not completed the pre registration process will not be sent. . . Triangle Staff Writer Howard Eskin speaking to ABSURD rally in Main Court The new issue of the Co-op Want Ads will be disseminated soon, but, according to some co op officials, most of the students eligible have not completed the necessary requirements to take part in the interviewing process. In November, the Center for Cooperative Education generated a list of students who would be returning to school in January from co-op. In December 1987, the Center sent a letter to all up perclassmen who were scheduled to Stan a co-op cycle in the sum mer term. The letter detailed the steps these upperclassmen were to complete to pre-register and prepare for their next co-op cycle. Each upperclassman was re quested to schedule an appoint ment with his coordinator, that is, the company contact for their last coniinuea on page 4 S e m in a r p r o m o te s a w a r e n e s s o f D a te R a p e by Randy Dalmas Triangle Staff Writer “ Date rdpe is a national epidemic—it happens here and we know it happens h ere ,’’ said Mark Blaweiss, Assoc. Dean of S tu d en ts and D ire c to r o f Freshman Center. “ Everyone has either seen it, done it, or heard about it happening on their cam pus.” T o in fo rm and ed u c ate students, a workshop and a film, depicting a simulated date rape and an account from an actual victim, have been designed to in itiate discussions about attitudes and feelings on date rape. The film is the center of the workshop, used to show scenes sim u latin g a ra p e , and is periodically stopped to allow group leaders to ask for com ments or opinions about the con duct o f the actors in the film. Ways to avoid and possibly pre vent date rape are stressed by watching the film and pointing out mistakes made by the students in the film. W omen, and especially men, are encouraged to participate in order to hear both sides o f the . issue, and to help men and women understand the pain associated date rape, Blaweiss said. The pain may be so great that it can take over a year of counseling in order to for victims to rebuild and continue their lives. The principle difference bet ween rape and date or acquain R e a l e s ta te e x p e rt s p e a k s to m o n th ly F M A by Mary O ’Donnell Triangle Staff Writer The Drexel Financial Manage ment Association, in an effort to better serve the Drexel students interested in investing their wages after they graduate and begin ear ning a salary, sponsored a speech last Wednesday by M r. Gie Liem, President o f the real estate firm Growth Properties. Liem spoke on “ The Use o f Financial Analysis, Techniques in Real E state,” last W ednesday. Growth Properties was started in 1980 by M r. Liem and three o f his frieiids. They have been responsible for putting together such real estate investments as the Lit Brothers building, which was bought 'Miterally the day before it was scheduled for demolition” Liem recalled. Grow th Proper ties’ most recent Venture is the new Quality Inn at Penn’s Lan ding. Liem feels that a niche for a new hotel was created when two hotels in center city closed, tak tance rape is that the attacker is known and trusted by the victim. The anger usually felt after such violations is replaced by guilt, fear o f dating again, loss o f motivation, and the scarring caus ed by a trust being violently broken. “ It’s not the w om an’s respon sibility to control the guy’s hor m ones,’’ said Deborah Wright, Director o f Special Programs, referring the tendency for some to blame the female for leading on her date and allowing the rape to happen. By law, a woman only has to say no. However, some women in the workshop held the viewpoint that the actress in the film should have done more to stop her date. Dispelling myths and distor continued on page 3 apartment in tears. The other half of the movie concerns a girl who recounts how she ieit after being raped by student friends offcampus. The workshop has been offered in Creese Student Center, at the residential Towers, and at several o f the fraternity houses to try to reach students. According to Blaweiss, the best places to conduct the workshop are in “ living rooms o r dorms, where people live’’ so members are more comfortable and willing to participate. Under the direction of the Dean of Smdents’ Office, several Drex el students are conducting a survey similar to those distributed across the country. It all begins on March 14,, m e e tin g ing approximately 2,000 hotel rooms with them. Liem said that “ achieving an acceptable rate o f return for an acceptable risk” are the most im portant factors to manage when thinking about investing in real estate. The four types o f real estate projects are: land development (purchase land to subdivide), residential (rental apartments, condos, houses/ town houses), commerical (office buildings, and retail shopping malls), industrial (warehouses and what is called flex S(:^e), and the hospitality industry‘(ho«els/motels, resorts, life care, and time share). Flex space is a hybrid of warehouses and office buildings. To realize returns one should try to add value to property or capitalize on “ niches” in the market place. To add value, one can build on land or upgrade a building. By capitalizing on a niche, Liem gave the example of tions about rape is the focus of the workshop, presenting such facts that acquaintance rapes account for over 50% o f rapes, and that 60% o f all ra p e s are premeditated, according to na tional surveys. In fact, most date rapes occur on the fourth o r fifth date, Blaweiss said. “ Rape is not a crim e o f pas sion, but o f pow er,’’ Blaweiss said re fe rrin g to a n o th e r misconception. Rapists try to co n tro l th e ir v ic tim s and demonstrate their superiority and power over them. 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While such a process would seem ideal, there is one major problem: finding a place to sell or even give away the trash. This is clearly a problem because, according to Philadelphia Streets Department engineer Bruce Gledhill, “ There aren’t people out there .... will ing to buy it [the trash] right now.” G l ^ i l l cites inexpensive raw materials and insufficient de mand for recycled products as the reasons for this problem. Gledhill adds that proponents of recycling react to this state ment by saying, “ If you do it [recycle], and show good faith that the stream will continue, then the markets will develop.” While he admits that there is truth to that statement, he adds, “ the Sanita tion Department is required to pick up trash. I can’t do it and say, ‘I can’t pick it up today because there is no market to take it.’ You wouldn’t be too happy as a homeowner if 1 told you that. We can’t have a system that is totally dependent on market fluctuations.” When Bill 1251A (the man dator)' recycling bill) was signed into law. Riiladelphia joined New York City, New Jersey, and other northeastern states which are im plementing or planning major recycling efforts. According to Nancy VandenBerg, coordinator of Markets for Recycled Pro ducts, “ If all these states become successful, we can expect over supplies for specific materials.” Bernard Newman, president of Newman & Co., a I^iladelphia paper-recycling mill, adds that, “ Just because you have laws that mandate recycling doesn’t mean that new paper mills are going to be built to use recycled paper. Sooner or later there is going to be an imbalance, and values of paper will go down.” Of course, in Philadelphia’s case, it would still be cheaper to give the paper away. Unfor tunately, b ^ause the wastepaper market is usually the primary target of recycling programs it becomes easily glutted. This makes it almost impossible to even give the paper away. Much of the wastepaper now collected is exported to the Third Worid. In fact, wastepaper is now the leading export out of New York, and it is a growing export for western ports such as San Fran cisco and Seattle. Considerably easier to dispose of is the ubiquitous aluminum can. Because of the expense of mining bauxite, the main ingre dient in aluminum, companies such as Alcoa are willing to buy all waste aluminum. One m aterial that has historically been difficult to recy cle has been plastic. However, re cent developments have opened new markets for the recycling of clear plastic PET bottles. St. Judes P olym er In c ., o f Frackville, Pa., uses these bottles to manufacture tool handles, distributor caps, packaging materials, and even car bumpers. Hoechts-Celanese Inc., a global textile manufacturer, u s* recycl ed PET bottles to make Geofabric, a landscaping material used as a protector against ero sion. Another company, Wellman Industries of Johnsville, S.C., recycles the plastic for use as in sulation fibers in homes and even sleeping bags. The most troubled of the recyclable materials is glass. This is mostly because o f the diminishing market share of glass due to competition from the plastics industry rather than the difficulty of recycling glass. The glass industry now views recycl ing as a means of regaining a competitive advantage. One of the best ways to ensure markets for recyclable wastes is to stimulate demand for recycled products. One of the goals of Philadelphia’s recycling program is to improve purchasing of recycled materials. Hopefully, this will be enough to open up future markets for Philadelphia’s trash. After all, when asked what would be done if the trash could not be sold for recycling, Gledhill responded, “ I don’t think that’s been answered yet.” Hopefully we won’t need an answer. Appendix B: What New York Has Done New York City faced trash pro blems very similar to those of Philadelphia, albeit on a much larger scale. In December of 1984, New York City boldly moved ahead by approving the first five of eight trash-to-steam plants. These plants, expected to open in 1991, would be erected in each of the city's five boroughs at a cost of approximately $2 billion. New York City Mayor Ed Koch hailed the vote as, “ one of the most important matters that this administration has been in volved with over the last seven years because it truly affects the future of the city.” New York’s political battle was similar to the one in Philadelphia. continued on page 3 E n te rta in m e n t E d ito r S U S A N J. 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M a rc h 4 , 1988 T h e T ria n g le R e a l e s ta te e n tr e p r e n e u r s p e a k s continued from page I the Quality Inn. The Quality Inn at Penn’s landing was built because Growth Properties found a niche or a need for more hotel space that was less expensive that Holiday Inn but equal in quality. To measure the return, one should consider how long before one can get his initial investment back and the opportunity cost of that investment. “ Managing risk is the name of the game,” Liem emphasized. The security of the investment is one of the greatest concerns. No investor wants take a larger than necessary risk. Growth Pro perties must take a risk in the form of guarantees for the finan cial liabilities. If the jo b’s cost goes over the estimated cost, Growth Properties is ultimately responsible. This is the reason the banks often ask for a guarantee from the developer to protect themselves from cost overruns. But Liem cautioned that these guara.-tees are often made on on ly the architect's blueprints, which are often incomplete. When this case occurs. Growth Properties would be responsible for any over runs. Liem caution ed against jumping into a project before carefully inspecting the property with experienced profes sionals. Since the investors often put only a small percentage of the total cost of the project down and the developer often needs to be paid as work progresses, the pro blem of cash flow soon arises. According to Liem, there are two solutions: borrow from a bank or beg for more money from the in vestors. This was difficult for Growth Properties to do in the '70’s when the prime rate was 21 percent. But at least these variables are somewhat controllable. Other variables which are not controllable are: the city’s zon ing, permits, regulations, and en vironmentalist findings. Zoning is the way a city plans its boun daries. When there are no zoning laws, such as in Houston, Texas, the city may run into the problem of having residential homes next to $10 million high rises, thus, there are no set boundaries for a “ center city.’’ The ultim ate question to answer when faced with all of the above mentioned risks is, “ Are the returns worth the risk?” After the lecture, one student posed the question, “ How did Growth Properties get started?” Growth Properties began by associating itself with well-known financial and legal firms. Growth Properties began using Price- Waterhouse for its accounting needs and Morgan, Lewis and Bockius as its legal firm. This lent respectability to its name and made it possible for them to gain investor confidence. Their first investment was St. Charles Cor ner in Old City. “ This project was worth only $1.2 million dollars. But that seemed like a lot of money then. It takes a while to get used to the large amounts of money we [Growth Properties] deal with.” remarked Liem. Growth Properties has come a long way since its first invest ment. The Quality Inn building handled approximately $100 million, but Liem cautioned, “ We usually stay in the range of $10 million since we are more ef ficient and comfortable with this range. The more money the pro ject is worth, the larger the risk.” Liem has plans to expand on the East Coast in the far future, but for now said he only worries about the near future. The Drexel Financial Manage ment Association has plans to host similar talks on other forms of investment and invites anyone interested to come. These talks will be advertised in the lobby of Mattheson Hall. One will be presented every week on next term. N e w Y o rk a d o p ts T ra sh to S te a m continued from patie 2 The idea of building a trash-tosteam plant at the vacant Brooklyn Navy Yard was first proposea in 1978. and a familiar outcry was heard from the neighborhood. As part of a policy of reasonableness, the Koch ad ministration provided a local community group with $80,000 to hire consultants for a health review and to travel to Chicago to see an existing plant. To smooth the political path. the admmistration adopted a “ share the pain" strategy to en sure that all boroughs would shoulder the burden, and not just one. The Sanitation Department also initiated a S500.000 recycl ing program to please those politicians demanding a recycling alternative. In addition to these conces sions, the Koch administration also agreed to allow environmen tal groups to make resolution changes that would delay a final decision until after further review by environmentalists. The master stroke, however, was when Koch politically maneuvered the c it\’s Board of Estimate, the executive body responsible for approving major contracts and land-use decisions. He did this by offering additional concessions beyond the recycling plan and alternative site locations. 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P R IC E S S T A R T A T O N L Y $374.00 P E R P E R S O N IN Q U A D ! F o r R e s e rv a tio n s a n d I n fo r m a tio n C o n ta c t th e S T U D E N T T R A V E L C O N N E C T IO N R e p r e s e n t a t i v e in y o u r a r e a : Jane Vo (215) 243-8234 Samuel J. Parker, III, assistant director of cooperative education, estimated that 1600 to 1800 students were scheduled to begin an industry cycle in the summer quarter. Commenting on the Center’s records as of this past Tuesday, Parker said,“ As of this morning, 24 students have uploaded their resumes in the co op office system.” The deadline for uploading a resume is March 25, the last Friday of the winter term. A flyer from the Co-op Center warns of the “ conse quences of late resume uploading: 1)Students may miss par ticipating in Issue ‘A’ of Want Ads, which means that you will miss out on at least of the co op positions available. 2)Trying to upload your resume near the end of the term could result in long lines for resume uploading. 3) Spelling errors, formatting mistakes, etc. may not be correctable near the end of the term because of the large volume of resumes.” About one-quarter to one-half of the students due to be on co- op this summer have stopped in to the co-op ottice and started the pre-registration process, accor ding to Parker. However, he was concerned by the lack of response. He said that if a student planned on returning to a com pany where he had worked previously, the coordinator for that company will need to know that. But, some of those 1800 students will not be going back to the same company, and will need to send many resumes, he said. “ We sent out 19,928 resumes last cycle. That's an average of 13 resumes per student. Right now. we've got 24 resumes we could send out. If everyone waits ’til Monday, March 28 [to upload their resumes], there’ll be a line around the block!” Theodore T. Schall, Jr., co-op placement coordinator, agreed with Parker. ‘It’s the uploading of resumes that’s really falling behind,” he said. Schall also foresaw long lines forming to upload on March 28. “ Oh, that’ll be fun. They’d better bring som e reading material with them .” says th e The name ‘80 x 80 resume' is descriptive, according to instruc tions prepared by the Co-op Center, indicating a one-page for mat of 80 characters across and 80 lines down. The software package is available at the Fileserver in the Korman Center. S.udents should bring a disk on which to copy the software. In the new system, resumes will be transferred from the Macintosh to Drexel’s mainframe computer. They will then De reproduc^ and mailed to tnose employers designated on tne student’s inter view request form. “ Students can change their resume anytime,” Parker said, “ They can come in and upload a new resume every day if they want.” But, in terms of the ap proaching deadlines, Parker add ed that students are now “ gear ing up for finals,” and that some students will be out of town dur ing spring break. Freshmen who are scheduled for industry during that cycle have been asked to schedule an appointment with their advisor between now and March 28. They may upload their resumes h o u s e jiis t is n t t h e U n iv e rs ity s a m e w ith o u t m e , e n jo y s th e e v e n th o i^ it^ A B SU R D a to tc k a n e r.9 9 continued from page I Just b ecau se your M om is fa r aw ay, d o e s n ’t m e a n y o u c a n ’t b e c lo s e . You c a n still s h a r e th e lo v e a n d la u g h te r o n A T & T L o n g D is ta n c e S erv ic e . It c o s ts le s s th a n y o u th i n k to h e a r th a t s h e lik e s th e p e a c e a n d q u ie t, b u t s h e m is s e s y o u . S o g o a h e a d , g iv e y o u r M o m a c a ll. You c a n c le a n y o u r r o o m later. R e a c h o u t a n d to u c h so m e o n e ® AKT The right choice. tance of remaining in control in all situations, and not to lose sight of the responsibility involved. Bergey also stressed the impor tance of remaining in control, and additionally advised students to “ think of your health and your ftiture, be openminded, and never lose control.” Bergey reminisc ed about his college days, and related a tragic alcohol-related in cident. He also cited a compell ing story about Jesse Owens, whose father was an alcoholic and came to realize the destruction he was causing himself and his fa m ily . Parallel to this event, an infor mation fair was held in the Great Court. Approximately a dozen alcohol awareness organizations such as Alcoholics Anonymous, Alanon and others provided a variety of information, posters, and buttons to those in atten dance. O ther booths, serving “ mocktails” were set up in con junction with the information fair. The A.B.S.U.R.D. committee additionally sponsored a banner contest held on Wednesday in the Great Court. Banners were sup posed to depict an alcohol-related theme or message relating to responsible drinking. Top prizes in the banner contest went to several members of Special Services. Mark Blaweiss, associate dean of students and organizer of the activities, was generally pleased by the outcom e o f the A.B.S.U.R.D. events. “ I believe it went well for our very first try (the first being the hardest), and we definitely plan to make it a part of Drexel.” Blaweiss hopes to sponsor the same type event twice a year to keep awareness levels high, and possibly extend the days it will last. M a rc h 4, 1988 T h e T ria n g le C o -o p C e n te r w a itin g fo r s tu d e n ts to s u b m it p a p e r w o r k continued from page 4 between April 26 and M ay 18 and participate in the last installment o f the W ant A ds, Issue C. “ Ideally, [the upperclassm en] should have the industry report finished [for the appointment with their coordinator]—only 2 out o f those 24 [who have uploaded resu m es] s u b m itte d th e ir re p o rts.” If any upperclassm en have delayed scheduling an appoint m ent w ith th e ir co o rd in a to r because their Co-op Employm ent Summary is not yet finished, they should note that resum es may be uploaded before the report is finalized. Jack L eer, assistant director. C enter for Cooperative Education offered his view on w hy up p e r c la s s m e n m ig h t n o t be sc hedu ling ap p o in tm en ts: “ I think that some o f them think that th ey ’re ju st supposed to drop off their industry reports, and d o n ’t realize that there’s supposed to be any sort o f interface or discus sio n ,” he said. A ccording to Leer, the Center b eg a n to c o n s id e r m a ilin g postcard rem inders to students w ho neglected to schedule an ap pointment. “ That would jog their memory in a nice w ay, and we may try it next tim e ,” he said. “ Looking at it from a positive view point, w e’re doing this for the stu d en ts.” L eer explained that the reason the C enter needed to know which students planned to return to the same com pany w as so that coor dinators w ould know w hat posi tions m ight be available. A d ria n L e v its k y , an u p perclassm an, revealed the reason he has not yet pre-registered. “ I ’m so busy right now . I ’ll ju st wait another w eek. I should have done it; I procrastinate anyw ay.” C oncurring w ith other coor dinators, Schall acknow ledged that classes, and especially finals w eek, keep students busy. “ I know th e re ’s a lot o f pressure at the end o f the t e r m ,” he sa id ,“ but this is som ething [that m ust be d o n e ].” A nother upperclassm an, M ark K lim p, exem plifies the student tied up w ith schoolw ork. “ W ell, I haven’t had the tim e. I ’m in the process o f scheduling an appoint m ent fo r next w eek, though. E arlier in the term , I put it off. The m iddle o f the term got kind o f crow ded, really busy, and now I have five tests this w e e k .” K lim p had been unfavorably im pressed by his past experience with the C enter as w ell. He described his last co-op inter views. “ The week I was suppos ed to be on co-op, the Co-op C enter called and said that this com pany was interested in me. 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PA 19104 (215) 895-2585 T H E O F F IC IA L W E E K L Y N E W S P A P E R O F D R E X E L U N IV E R S IT Y Published Fridays during the academic year; by and fo r the students of Drexel University EDITOR Brian Goodman BUSINESS MANAGER David C hartier EDITORIAL PAGE EDITOR Susan J. Talbutt Letters to the Editor C a m p u s b e a u tific a tio n n o w Editor: While flipping through some issues this weekend, I saw a headline which caught my eye: Fraternity Crests to be Removed. I [had] heard something about this while I was on my first co-op, but I never did catch the details. I read on. The crests referred to are the ones fading on the sidewalk in front of the Armory, along what was commonly referred to as “ frater nity walk” . The article (dated August 1, 1986) stated that the area was to be sand blasted clean, since it detracted from the cam pus appearance. The main in stigator of this (^ ra tio n . Major Triangle back William Bozzelli, head of the 103rd Engineers Battalion sta tioned in the Armory, was quoted as saying that it “ looks like hell” . The frats were prohibited from repainting their letters, pending their removal. It’s over a year and a half later now, and the paint is cracking and chipping. The pictures are fading away. If anyone seriously believ ed that they detracted from the campus appearance then, they make it look like a slum now. Not only do they make the campus look bad, they also give the frats the appearance that no one cares. So why doesn’t someone do something about it? The problem is money. Nobody wants to pay the sand blasting bill. Drexel won’t. They don’t technically own the walk. The Commonwealth of Penn sylvania won’t. If they had to pay to clean all the graffitti in Philadelphia, they’d go bankrupt. So who will pay? The current plan is to make the next person who is caught painting there pay for the cleaning. Like I said before, it’s been over a year and a half, and this is I^iladelphia. It could be several years before ^ y b o d y is caught painting. In the meantime, the sidewalk looks like a weathered billboard. So what should we do about it? Repaint the crests. They never looked bad in the first place. In fact, that row of greek letters was one of the few visible indications that this group o f orange buildings actually forms a college campus. The problem is not the crests. It never was. I remember that right before the decision to bar the sidewalk from repainting was made there was some offen sive graffitti also on the sidewalk. This is a problem that we have to expect from being in the middle of a city. It has nothing to do with the Greeks, or their crests. So why not make the walk the responsibility of the frats? Now, I’m not a member of IFA, and I probably never will be. It may not' be my place to say anything, but I ’m tired of watching the crests rot. Let me make two observa tions about IFA. One: When the crests were intact, the fraternities treated the area with respect. Two: As you probably know, the fraternities are now running a very efficient town watch pro gram, something that the entire campus should be proud of, and thankful for. If these two ficts are considered, then it is easy to see that fraternity control of the walk would not only keep the crests in tact, but that it would also bring the chance of outside vandalism down greatly. Anyway, that’s my suggestion, I may have oversimplified the problem, and if I did. I’d like to know, (w rite me c/o the Triangle). But something really should be done about that walk. It looks like hell. Ian Broverman Mechanical Engineer Class of 1990 M a c G rip e : Y e a h S tu a rt! Editor: Bravo to Stuart Siegel for that wonderfiilly honest article on our “ boxy” little friends—the Macs. His w ords conjured up nightmarish images that I’ve been experiencing for years—five to be exact. To be perfectly honest, one of the reasons I chose Drexel was because I would become a member of the first freshman class in the country to be required to purchase a personal computer whose use would be incorporated throughout my college career. The most innovative move I’ve witnessed on Drexel’s part was the repeated delay of delivery of the Macs to my freshman class. Since that time, things have gone steadily downhill. After having been forced to wait almost until Spring Break to finally pick up my Mac, I was enrolled in B418 [Macroeconomics] for the follow ing Tuesday. (Remember when March 4, 1988 the first Monday of the term was spent hanging around until 2:45 p.m. in order to procure a schedule at the gym after arriv ing at 2:45 a.m. in order to NOT get a gate card for the parking garage? Sorry, that’s another nightmarish image for some other time.) Our economics class turn ed out to be a farce. We were subjected to useless lectures (yes, lectures in an economics course!) in Room 109 on how to create some ridiculous document on Multiplan by professors who were unfamiliar with the Mac’s peculiarities themselves. After an entire term of having to hand in one useless spreadsheet each week fiill of the wrong formulas (I still haven’t the slightest clue as to what those formulas were about) I learned absolutely nothing about economics. I did, however, have a crash course in how to cope with the stress caus ed by ill-prepared professors requiriung impossible assignments with a due date of yesterday. I must admit that these coping skills came in very handy during my stay at Drexel. Since that time, the only re quired use of my Mac was one assignment in an accounting elec tive during my pre-junior year. Yes, I have typed a few letters and papers on it (including this one—twice because a system ernor wiped out my first one) and done resumes for myself and several friends, but hardly enough to warrant the thousand dollar price tag for an obsolete machine. Sure I could pay a few hundred more and have it upgrad ed to a 5 12K or MacPlus or 5 12e (whatever they are!) but I believe this con^wter is what the Accoun ting majors would call a “ sunk continued on pa ge 7 B la c k s : a s ile n t a n d s h r in k in g m in o r ity a t D r e x e l There is a minority here at Prexel; a silent minority. A nlinority diat seems to dwindle in size with every coming year. The minority I s p ^ of is tiie black race, which accounts for four per cent of Drexel’s student^. With the end of Black History month Guest Columnist Spencer Lewis drawing nearer, this is a perfect time to examine blacks at Drex el; how do we feel, how do we cope, and what do we expect from Drexel? I attended the High School o f Engineering and Science, a Philadelphia public school that is very unique. In a city in which the student population is overwhehnin^y black. Engineering and Science is a totally integrated high school. At E iSi S, I learned how to deal with people of other races, a lesson which you are forced to learn and a lesson that I think would be valuable for all people. When my senior year rolled around, I went through the tedious ordeal of choosing a col lege. Factors I considered were proximity of the university to Philadelphia and whether or not the school had a cooperative education plan; the percentage of minority students did not enter in to my decision. Upon arriving at Drexel in the fall of 1986.1 notic ed something very different; I was one of just a handful of blacks in my general freshman business courses. I was sort of like a grain of pepper in a bowl of salt. I have b^o m e used to this, but, none the less, it is sometimes disconcerting. Since arriving at Drexel, like most people, I have made quite a few new friends. Most of these new friends are white, and that doesn’t bother me at all. You forget about the race difference; you don’t try, but you do forget. Sometimes things are said or done in passing that cause you to remember. For the most part the conunents or actions have to do with stereotypes, stereotypes which are generally untrue. Associate Dean of Students and Director of Minority Affairs, Sylvester B. Hopewell, Jr., says that “ stereotypes are easier for p e ^ e to dieal witfi.” These things stick in your mind and you learn to deal t ^ m , but they still stick. These things for the most part are said or done without thinking, and the guilty party often means no harm by the state ment or action, yet there is always that thought in your mind of “ what did he mean by that?” One person I spoke to, who is black, said she has said things that have shown her as having some prejudices. She went on to say that these remarks frightened her and being at Drexel seems to have brought out some prejudice. Other students have remarked that attending Drexel has brought out dormant prejudices. Another aspect of Drexel is the absence of black teachers. Dur ing the four terms and roughly twenty teachers that I have suf^ fered through, I have had exact ly one black teacher (this was my l^ k etb all teacher, which just goes to perpetuate one stereotype). Dean Hopewell told me that out of roughly four hun dred and fifty-seven full-time faculty members, eight are black, and no special efforts are under way to hire more. Probably the strangest abject of being black and attending Drex el is the way other blacks treat you depending on who your friends are. One black Drexel stu dent I spoke to said, “ Black Drexel students have a tendency to stick together. Some also think that blacks that hang around with whites are strange.” It is not that hard to prove the first part of this statement. The next time you go to the cafeteria, just take a look around at who sits with whom. When some people make fiiends, they make friends according to the most visible characteristic in a person. One experiment comes to mind. Twenty people were placed in a room, ten with red shirts, and ten with blue shirts. After a while, the people in the room started to form groups. It was found that of the groups that were formed, most were formed according to the color of the shirts being worn. In other words, these groups were formed according to the most visible characteristic. In everyday living the most visible characteristic is race and, unfor tunately, many cliques are form ed around race. These cliques sometimes look down on those who are not with them. In look ing down on blacks who hang out with whites, other blacks will make conmients such as, “ she’s trying to act white” or “ he must think he’s white” . Maybe these statements are made to rationalize why one person will only socialize with one race. Some blacks do dispute these claims though. A few blacks I spoke to said that since many of the black students are raised similarly they “ tend to band together.” Another claim is that most of the social events offered by the school are organized without even consider ing blacks, and because of this blacks organize their own events. One student remarked that most of her relationships with whites arise from class work and for the most part that is what the relation ship is based on. The shortcoming most men tioned in my talk with other black students is the lack of black fraternities and sororities on cam pus. If a black Drexel student wants to pledge to a black frater nity, that student must pledge through the University of Penn•sylvania. One person even went further. She stated that the black organizations at Drexel are “ weak” and that things would probably be better if they were more evident in campus life. She said the fact that there are no t ^ k fnttemities or sororities just adds to the frustration. Dean Hopewell commented that there are mechanisms under way to form black social fraternities and sororities, but there are no students to follow up on the plan. As of late, Drexel’s fraternities and sororities have made attempts to increase their black members. Probably the most frightening thought in examining the small percentage of blacks at Drexel is a lack of experience many whites will have in dealing with blacks. Dean Hopewell remarks that “ By the year 2000, eighty-five percent of Ae total work force will be minorities [women and blacks].” These are the leaders of tomor row; where will they learn how to deal with blacks? College, for many people, is a place where they learn about life; a place where they find their values, their political views and so forth. Unfortunately, one lesson that is being missed is how they feel about their fellow num and how to deal with their fellow man. A white student at Drexel can effectively go through five years of college without having to deal with a black student or a black teacher; how can one benefit from this? All that I can hope for is understanding and recognition of those who are around you. As.one wise person remarked, “ We have come far, but we still have a long way to go-” M a rc h 4 , 1988 T h e T ria n g le tontinued from page 6 cost.” Why throw good money after bad? Now that I am actively involv ed in my career search as a finance major, almost every job description requires PC ex perience using Lotus 1-2-3. I have yet to hear of a financial position requiring a thorough knowledge of the Apple version of Multiplan. Maybe I ’ve just been looking for a job in the wrong location. Thank goodness for my Co-op experience using Lotus 1-2-3 on an IBM AT. At least I was able to get some ex cellent cooperative experience from my Drexel education. I guess Drexel didn’t welch on ALL of its promises to my freshman class. Albert Bove Finance Major Class of 1988 C hristian reply E ditor: I am a freshman and I am writing this in response to Eric T. LaBorie’s column “ Life in a Nut shell” in the February 26th issue of The Triangle. As a firm believer in God, I was appalled at how Mr. LaBorie criticized religion and the Bible without the slightest shred of knowledge about either. Your first mistake was to generalize about religi(Mi. The on ly basis for your argument was the fact that your old school teachers were tyrants and they happened to be teaching in a Catholic ^ h o o l, that does not in clude all who believe in God or even all Catholics. Your second mistake was in saying that the Church says sex is not to be enjoyed. If you ever find a passage in the Bible saying this, I challenge you to show it in your next column. The Bible says it should be enjoyed within mar riage. If we were meant to “ sleep around” , then why do we have so many venereal diseases and AIDS? j t ’s in the Bible for a very practiced reason! Finally, while many parts of the Bible can interpreted dif ferently, the greatest command ment in it is to “ Love the Lord with all your heart, with all your soul and with all your mind” (Matthew 22:37). Try to “ inter pret” this differently. So, in a “ nutshell” , you should first do some research on what you criticize so that you can make an intelligent argument about it rather than a few gross generalizations. Sincerely, John B. Simoes Oh God, pt. II Editor: I am not beating a drum, nor selling any snake oil; I am simp ly putting into words my gut reac tion to Eric LaBorie’s article of the February 26 Triangle. Please feel free to comment or question as you wish, as I have nothing at stake. I went to a church school, and I was only beaten (with a willow branch) once—and I deserved it. I belong to a relatively new Chris tian religion that is not based on fear of ‘‘The Devil, ’’ fear of hell, or even fear of God. We are “ God fearing” ; that is, we believe in the Lord God Jesus Christ, and are “ afraid” of acting in such a way as to disappoint Him. But we certainly do not believe that He is sitting up there waiting for us to screw up, so that He can cast us into eternal hellfire. No Virginia, there is NOT an angry God. The devil? Why even give as much honor to the concept as to capitalize the term? OK, so we all have evil tendencies, and once in a while (maybe more often than is good for us) we give to them. The devil didn’t make us do it; we chose to, ourselves—you know that. One minister I know is fond of telling his parishoners, “ If you feel tempted, or plagued by evil thoughts, just tell them to ‘go to hell’!” —Back where they came from. Some Christians like to quote the saying, “ If you’re not with God, you’re against Him,” and that you are therefore danmed. What about the bushmen in Nairobi? Are they, who live, a simple, peaceful life, going to a bushmen hell, just because they are not “ with God” ? Poor little guys.... Another saying is, “ The road to hell is p a v ^ with good inten tions.” I prefer, “ The road to heaven is paved with good inten tions. ’’ If you define the term in tentions carefully, you will see that if you wish to do a good deed, but can’t because you don’t have the means, that is terrific! Good for you! But just remember that you have to honest with yourself. “ If you’re not with evil, you’re with God. ” To me that is a much more positive, hopeful attitude, reflecting a more loving, forgiv> ing God. The bushman will go to heaven, if he lives an orderly bushman life—once in heaven, perhaps he will be taught that Cathcdicism is actually correct, or maybe Hindu, or maybe mine, or whatever is “ The Religion” . The same goes for Lee loccoca, and John the hot dog man on the cor ner of 33rd and Market (anything to drink?). If you live your life continued on page 8 T h e T r ia n g le About this time every year for the past 92 years The Triangle has conducted its year ly student survey. Five hundred students, one hundred from each class, were asked their opinions about various Drexel supposed to last. A whopping 18 percent replied, “ those Ruskies are always trying these things and they never work.” Sixteen percent approved of most of the plan, but urged that the “ campus spine” not be formed; they felt that Drexel should retain its essentially spineless nature..Forty percent couldn’t care less and the re maining 2 percent refused to comment, claiming that they would have to think about such an important question, and that, like most people , they didn’t want to think while filling out a survey. Asked about the quality of their student paper, The Triangle, 56 percent replied that they loved it and read every ar ticle. Thirty-two percent liked DataMan Ed Hartnett events and personalities. The results of this year’s survey follow. Asked their opinions of the ten year plan, 12 percent ap proved of the plan, but weren’t sure when it would start. Twelve percent knew when it started, approved of it, but didn’t know how long it was coupon, allow me to fill you in: 1. The coupon askes for you to fill out some very basic informa tion which will attest to the fact that you feel cheated and wrong ed by Drexel and/or Apple when it comes to the 128K Mac Minus. 2. Your coupon will be includ ed with a letter to Apple and Drexel, which will express how our trust for the Apple product has been violated. The letter will also ask for proper restitution for the f l y m a n class of ’85. The reason this class is specified on ly is that they didn’t even get half a year o f computer use before their machine was obsolete. The coupon has been reprinted in this issue; please fill it out if it applies to you. I will not send I ’m not an activist. If I were a college student during the sixties, I would have been an outcast amoung the tie-dyed, ripped jeans, and joint wielding crowd. What Nats Stuart Siegel This doesn’t mean that I don’t stand up for what I think is right, it simply means that I do it in the most reserved manner possible. When a friend sugessted that I use my column as a media for righting the wrongs done to me concerning the 128K Mac, I was a little unsure. Since the very beginning, I have felt that this space should be used for general c^servations and “ what nots.” It was not allocated for personal campaigns and battles. With this in mind, I decided to take up the fight privately. This turned out to be a poor decision since one per son usually can’t get as far as numy. On the 19th day of February, I decided to drag my column into the fight with the hope diat I would get enough sup port to force action. This decision was based on the fact that, as mentioned above, there is power in numbers and, that the 128K screw up didn’t just effect me. There were thousands of peo ple who were forced to buy the Moron Mac, and yet I have only received twenty or so responses (as of March, 2) to the coupcMi that was printed in the Feb, 26 issue of the Triangle. For those of you are not familier with this continued on page 8 the letter until I have 250 or more coupons. This represents aj^roximately 15 percent of the people who were insulted the most when they were force to by the Measly Mac (the freshman class of ’85.) As for the people of the earlier freshman classes, fill it out too, who knows what might be ac complished. The fkrt is that many people were wronged. If I can’t a p p ^ to your sense of morality, allow me to appeal to your sense of selfishness. Chances are that one of those people that were wronged is you!? Do something about it and fill out the coupon. Stuart Siegel has received twenty coupons so far. Only 230 left to go! The following form will be included with a letter from Stuart Siegel author of What Nots (refer to col umn In the February 19,1988 issue) which will be sent to the CEO of Apple Computer and the Presldenfs office of Drexel University. If the following te)(t genuinely represents your feelings, please fill out the necessary information and drop it off at Triangle, Room 3016 MacAlister. I feel that I have been unfairly treated by Apple arKt Drexel University concerning the compulsory purchase of the 128K Mac. Sigmiiure________________________________ Year A Address Phone WHO X -P o N T W o u l d /] SORRY. 6 O *N I I 'A N D A?O L0 6 lz,EF O R the news stories, but thought that the news editor, Joe Saunders, was kind of goofy. Seven percent enjoyed the paper but mentioned that there were far too many spelling mistakes in the columns, although they realize^ that the copy editor was solely to blame. Three percent hated the paper because of “ those stupid Raoul Duke col umns. ’ ’ Of those three percent, over half questioned whether the writer of the Duke columns had genitalia longer than two in ches. The rest claimed that he was, in fact, a eunich. Answering a question about WKDU, the student radio sta tion, 42 percent of those surveyed loved the station, but actually thought we were ask- b y M ik e T ir e n in IL E M E T O re s u lts M o r e a b o u t th e M a c M in u s A r lo U \K 6 su rv e y c A L tll EMtKVONe V ou . K ,N O W ... T O D R £ X £ V eo?L B U -if 0 O T H t7 T H IN K I . A M ~ S 0M E . ■ .-V i E M P ff- B LO N D ^ ■ ■ ■y o v e u R s .. ;L'AST..-.V\l'EeK-. ..................... ... RAV.ONSl ..... 8 M a rc h 4 , 1988 T h e T ria n g le Letters cont’d continued from page 7 responsibly, according to what you honestly believe to be true, God will not send you to hell. God gives partial c r ^ it for what you cio right, so long as in the end you love doing good, more than you love doing evil, I have talked to members of many other religions, and seen many tracts and pamphlets, just like the “ Did you ever sit and wonder?” one Eric read last week. (Did you ever make your transaction?) Almost without ex ception I find that they know intestinally that they are right (and saved), and that [everyone else is] going to burn in hell, be tortured or damned by the wrathful, vengeful God, unless you join their religion immediately. I think it is sad that they feel that way, but I feel worse for the poor peo ple who feel guilt ridden due to being told that they are damned. My religion believes (as I said above) that if you live justly, honestly and sincerely according to the beliefs that you know to be true, you will be alright. So Eric, don’t sweat it—God is a great guy, and He didn’t give us all these things just so we could deny them. Enjoy life, but remember Who gave you your life, and everything you have. Gordon T. Smith College of Information Studies Class of 1989 T h e T r ia n g le su rv e y : c o lu m n o u r fro m continued from page 7 ing about WYSP and so were dis qualified. Of the remaining, none of them even knew that there was a student radio station. Asked about their faculty, 34 percent claimed to have seen at least one of their teachers naked in the past year; 23 percent of those queried suspected that at least some of their teachers had, at one time, spent time in a federal penitentiary. Nineteen percent thought that a few of the humanities faculty would benefit from being spanked with a rusty car antenna. Fourteen percent refused to use anything except obscene words to describe their faculty members, some adding comments like: “ All of those -------should b e --------taken out to the quad for a ------ ride on the ------ flame o’ knowledge!” Nine percent of those surveyed actual ly liked their teachers, but wouldn’t let their brother^ister date one. Four students spat on the questionnaire. A fiill 49 percent of those surveyed thought that the distribution of dead gnus in the quad would not improve campus appearance. Several students spontanenously combusted at the very thought of gnus. Most students (73 percent) A fa re w e ll fa v o rite agreed that hot dogs tasted better when barbequed, but felt that the Comptroller should be fried, after being sliced into small, sasuagelike pieces. Questioned about safety on campus, 34 percent felt safe unless they were alone with a security guard. Twenty-four per cent agreed that the campus would be safer if there were more security guards, as long as they were stationed somewhere else, like Fairmount Park. Fourteen percent approved of security guards steding equipment from campus buildings, some adding comments like “ at least they don’t have to break in, so you don’t have to replace a broken door.” Three percent enjoyed listening to the guards radios. On ly 1 percent believed that some of the guards who wear sunglasses indoors and at night do so because they have been free-basing co caine while on duty. Students did not have time to complete the questionnaires in most cases. They began to be mysteriously destroyed by what later turned out to be a death ray from the eighth floor of Disque Hall. Commented Dr. Fitzhugh, Assoc. Professor of Dangerous Technology, “ It was just and ex periment that went bad.” Dr. Fitzhugh was later c o lu m n is t destroyed by one of his own ex periments, a modified automobile headlight that was actually a highpowered laser. His death leaves the entire University in mourn ing, although according to Dr. Minituti, in the chemistry depart ment, “ We all sleep a little easier in our offices now that we know we won’t share the fate of Finigan.” Dr. Pele Finigan’s office was destroyed last year in what Dr. Fitzhugh described at the time as a “ freak, one-in-a-million acci dent that will hopefully never happen again.” Forty-five percent o f the students surveyed said that they would object to being disintegrated, although they had no other suggestions when they were asked to suggest some other form of immolation. Thirty-two percent of those surveyed were in one of Drexel’s social fraternities, and more than half of them didn’t know what the word immolation means. Of the 32 percent over three quarters felt that The Triangle did ^ e campus a disservice by reporting frater nity brothers as being fallingdown drunk on the streets, swill ing m ixed drin ks until hospitalization was required to save their lives, selling dnigs, and fermenting racial unrest in the community. Most of those who objected did admit that these events and more have taken place but commented “ Oh yea, so what? Big deal.” None of tlje students surveyed answered the question about stu dent apathy. This will be the last column Ed Hartnett will be writing for us because o f his new job as DataMan for the ERICA project. Although he has agreed to write an occasional column, his will be sorely missed by the entire staff. L e tte r s to th e E d ito r The Triangle welcomes com ments from the University cominunity. Letters must be typed, double spaced and must include your name, major, year of graduation and phone number. 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S t a n d b e l i e f in a s ile n t n o u p th in k o f s o m e o n e While we cling together in desperation the heat of our passion shall scorch the earth That we may thrive on the fruits o f ecstasy b a c k f o u g h t fo r u s , b u t w h a t c o n E nd When anguish and fear are all that is yours beckon me and these will become mine That I may carry them for you fo r h e r o e s ? te o r, a m in d s N o th in g Let the salt of my tears bum into your flesh the swords of my heart pierce yours That you may taste my pain b lo o d . c o m m a n d in t h e d e a th ; c o rp se s, W h a t is t h e b u t v e ry a n d s o il p a r c h e d , w ith or a That We May fire , m e t a l , m o is te riz e d A le g a c y , m a n . la n d . it w i t h th e fa c e , h a n d , so m e o n e fo r n o s e e A . Z a jk o w s k i c a u s e , m o re. fo r o n c e , e ls e fo r a On youthful wings we shall rise viewing all from our lofty plateau That we may witness the treasures beyond c h a n g e . As such it can be will you take me for yours That we may begin our ascent W h a t 's t h e m o t t e r w ith t h e w o r l d a n y w a y ? Accept my scarred humble soul-it is all that I have That we may know union In need of you / cry out let us rise above ourselves That we may nestle within each other Lest I be alone Maya M.D.Shaw Volume XXVI Number 2 March 1988 Maya is the creative arts magazine of Drexel University. Maya is published quarterly by the students of Drexel University, in cooperation with the Drexel TrUmgle. Editors: Susan Then Dave Dubin Gr^hics Editors: Doug Mueller Eric T. LaBorie Contributing Staff: Linda Talacki Min S. Kim Laura Bobnak Faculty Advisors: Dr. Richard Burgin Dr. Michael O’Shea Spedai Tkamks to Tom Cassada amd Michael J, Coyme Copyright i988, AU rights reserved. Days of my life by Chris Missett Days of my life, ...sometimes I hate you...sometimes I harshly judge you...sometimes I blame you for my failures... but, faithfully as a prayer holds an answer~you ^ways know and understand me so well. NHn S a lla b of ISIutsh (Tor In the mgl|t so softly crrrpmg, Softig to our •leeping spot, Stlrnt beath rontrs, strangely faieepmg, Sorror, knofam as Sentcot. ^0 your place on silent patn, Stripping bare tl|e beably clain, Beaby nofo for feasting rafai, ^he Gripping fang, tije gaping mafa. ^he clafas tl|at renb, tlje breath so I|ot, I t ’s time to feeb the Senirot. S o run, anb pant, anb bok behinb, Za see your fear, anb lose your minb. JUm on, anb on, nofo.faeep anb cry, 5fofai time to scream, 5'5*ofa time to bie! 3^rom (noribs beyonb our eartl] anb shy, A crcature comes that caimot bie. ffiho broois anb kills, anb stinks of rot, Che euil knofam as Senicot. fflhy came this horror Scnico^? Hote came such euil to this spot? Sofa came this fienb from bepths of hell? Mis story grhu, 3 nofa faill tell. (Sreat fainbs there faere that fateful year, ^ 0 omens came to giue men cheer. ®hen bluish (Tor beuiseb his plan, (To giue pofaer of ®obs to man. }fe searches faibe for scrolls long hibben,^ ffiith faorbs thought lost, anb skills'forfaibben. (Cross plains, anb hills, anb forests uast, Ife seeks the secrets of the past. (Co mountain’s peak, anb ualley too, His search is long from clue to clue. ^ u t then at last he finbs the caue, vlhe jountcy’s enb, the aucirnt graue. Deep m the earth, in crypts of stone, 10here light is naught, anb nothing’s grofan. 3n chests of brass he finbs the scroll, (To touch his minb, anb tfaist his soul. Its skills faere olb fahen mankinb young, ^*0 one aliue coulb speak tl|e tongue. Its parcl|ment harb, tl|e ink mere stain. IBut pofaer there faas, a force to cl|ain. lo n g months be faorkeb faith bare a rest. (Then faorbs came clear. A quest. A (^ e st! ^Tl|ree things to seek afore ye start, (The first to finb: ^ Margin’s l]eart, A maiben ageb no more tl|an eigl]t. Sefore her l|eart can fill faith Ijate. ^ e a rt rippeb from breast anb belb so high, ^ e r eyes must see it, ere she bie. ^*ext mother’s tears are fahat you neeb, jAs bounb, she faatcbes bauglfter bleeb. ^en brops of bloob from either eye Ib e n she must be tlfe next to bie! In bbob of bam ye keep tl;e thing, JroTO l^air of both you fasl|ion ring. Chen bum them both, anb begone, Che ipiest you nofa faill carry on. S o many motf^ers grietie anb cry, ^ b crying, faait tl|ear thne b bie. Cen Cen Cen Cen years years years years l|e faanbereb lengtl| anb breabtl|, of hate, pain anb beati|. a plague upon ti^e lanb, of fear Ifelb in lyts Ipmb. Che liues lie’s ruineb faoulb fill a tome, %ut nofa l{e sets l|is sights on l|ome. Co finisl| out ti|e quest most obb, Co bare a bream, b become a ®ob! I n beepest bark Ife faaits the time, Me chants the faorbs, he says the rhyme. Che tears anb bbob b paint tl^e sign, breast anb brofa, of bemon’s Ume. 5sofa finb you boers fine anb true, Chat make one life betfaeen the tfao. 5fofa kill their bue, anb tfaist their minb, Cill hate’s the only tiding they finb. ® ith faorb anb beeb, faith scheme anb lie, Cheir bue must fail, their bue must bie. Cl|e ring of l^air upon bis heab, lik e crofan of bell sabtes the beab. ^ y trick anb faorb birect tl^nr fate, Cill bue is gone, replaceb by hate. ^'ofa one must bie by other’s hanb, (Then tell that one of euil plan. 5Cofa briue that one b take a knife, Anb enb tl^e pain, enb the life. Che faorbs nofa saib, tl|e chant complete, Che time has come, the heart b eat. Anb as he boes, this bluish Cor, Me feels the strengthe into him pour. Me grofas in size, has shrength anb pofaer, ^'ofa is his thne! Nofa is his Mourl Cen brops of bbob you take form Uein, (Then quest is bone, anb home again. Me is a (iobi - ^ u t (gob of fahat? Che €ob of Beath, the Senicot. Co most this horror faoulb repel, IBut Cor faas in tlfe grip of Selll Mis task is set, no time b rest, Me sets upon his beuil’s quest. (Sone nofa are the breams of bluish Cor, All b s t like bust upon the floor. A thing he is that cannot bie, Chat roars his rage at mibinght sky. In pebbler’s guise, anb heauy bab, He sets upon this euil roab. ?rom toton to tofan, throuqh oak anb birch, Jie nofa begins a beably search. So m the night so softly creeping, Mofa gently to your sleepmg spot. Cor’3 silent beath comes sably faeephig Che horror knofan as Senicot. . ?fofa fmb a bfatt, faalk bolbly hi, Hlith lying smile, anb beably grin. IShile folks say "ISelcome!” faith a smile, Anb “ Best your boots, stay a fahile” . Nofa to your place on silent pafa, Nofa strippmg bare the beably clafa. So reaby nofa for feasting rafa, Cl|e brippmg fang, the gapmg mafe. I f they coulb knofa the risk they take, Chey’b sooner beb a beably snake. |For fahen be leaues, there’s grief anb tear, Chere’s missing folk, mistrust, anb fear. Che clafas tl|at renb, the breath so hot, I t ’s time b feeb the Senicot. iCofa many maibens felt tl]e knife? ^ o fa many maibens b st tl|eo: life? Cill lEluisl| Cor leameb neebeb skill, Cill hanbs anb knife leameb l]ofa b kill. Cill bying eyes safa heart l|elb higl], While bymg lips moan, “ Bear ®ob, ffihy?” S o run, anb pant, bon’t bok behinb, (§r see your fear, anb bse your minb. Hun on, anb on, anb faeep anb cry, Kofa thne b scream! Soon time b bie. S o stay close bgetl|er you anb I , Anb pray to neuer l|ear Ips cry. Co knofa l|hn coming to yoin: spot. All l|orror, knofan as Senicot. Anonymous Jr' D O V E M IS T A C O N D U C E N D O ? (W H E R E A R E Y O U T A K IN G M E ?) T h e o ld m a n s a t m o t i o n l e s s , le tti n g a c i g a r e t t e b u r n b e t H e a r i n g a ll t h i s , t h e o ld m a n m o v e d to th e s i d e o f th e w e e n h is y e l l o w e d f i n g e r s . H e h a d b e e n r e s t i n g o n th e s ta ir s a n d w a ite d w ith h is e y e s c l o s e d f o r e v e r y th in g to p a s s . ‘B o o m ’ . p ig e o n -s ta in e d b e n c h fo r o v e r a n h o u r b e fo re a n y o n e sat b e s i d e h i m . T h e b e n c h , h is b e n c h , o v e r l o o k e d a s m a ll e x p a n s e o f w o rn g r a s s a n d c ity - g o v e r n m e n t k e p t tre e s . U r b a n p l a n n e r s h a d d e s i g n e d th e p a r k w i t h th e g o o d i n t e n t i o n th a t it p r o v id e i t s ’ d w e ll e r s w ith a g li m p s e o f g o o d o ld n a tu r e T h e b o y w a s n o w o n th e la s t f lig h t w h e e lin g a r o u n d w h e n h e s a w th e o ld m a n t h e r e . H e s to p p e d im m e d i a te ly a n d lo o k e d d o w n a t th e p a t h e t i c s i g h t . ‘Y o m a n , lik e y o u s till m a d a t m e o r w h a t ? ’ , t h e y o u n g boy asked. “ G e e t a v a y f r o m m e o r I v il l c a ll z e e p o l i s e o n j o o , f o r a s w e ll a s s o m e o p t i c r e l i e f . N o b l e i d e a s a r e o f t e n w r o u g h t w ith f a n t a s y a n d t h u s th e p a r k t u r n e d o u t to b e a t h r e e a c r e m o c k e r y o f m o t h e r e a r t h . T h e c o n c r e t e w a l k s w h ic h a r r a s s m e t ” , t h e o ld m a n s h o u t e d in t o t h e k n e e c a p s o f th e w a n d e r e d li k e a n o l d a i m l e s s r i v e r h a d b e e n p a i n t e d o v e r y o u th . w ith b o a s t f u l c l a i m s a n d th e n a m e s o f c o m m o n lo v e r s . T h e t r e e s h ^ d a ll r e v e r t e d b a c k to w ild t w i s t e d f o r m s s in c e n o “ M a n , y o u is a ll s o m e a n ” , t h e b l a c k c h i l d s a i d a s h e p a tte d th e m a n o n h is h e a d , h a lf a f f e c tio n a te ly , h a lf j o k o n e c a r e d t o r e p a i r t h e i r g r o w t h r e s t r a i n i n g w i r e s w h ic h i n g l y , b u t w h o l l y u n a m u s i n g t o th e r e c e i v i n g p a r t y . h a d b e e n c u t t h e v e r y s a m e w e e k th e y w e r e in s t a l l e d . A n d T h e o ld m a n s t a r t e d u p t h e s t e p s a g a i n a s th e y o u n g b o y th e g r a s s . W h a t e l s e c o u l d it b e ? T h e p e r s o n t h a t b r o k e th e s o l i t u d e w a s a n o t h e r o ld m a n : l u r c h e d f o r w a r d ^ o w n t h e f i n a l f l i g h t , h e a d i n g o u t to th e s t r e e t s to c o n t i n u e o n w ith h is p r e d e s t i n e d li f e . A f t e r a f r i e n d o f t h e s m o k e r . H e w a s s t o c k y m a n , e v e n f o r h is r e a c h in g h is la n d in g , h e w a lk e d d o w n th e h a ll a n d o p e n e d a g e , a n d c a r r i e d h i m s e l f w i t h a c e r t a i n f lu id it y t h a t f e w o f h is d o o r . H e p a u s e d f o r in f i n i t y a n d p e e r e d in a t h is e n t i r e h is p e e r s c o u l d e v e r m a n a g e to i m i t a t e e v e n i f t h e i r b o n e s w e re w illin g . H e w a s o n c e q u ite a c e le b r ity , h a v in g b e e n th e m i d d l e h e a v y w e i g h t b o x i n g c h a m p i o n o f t h e a r m y f o r lif e . H e s a w h is b e d s ta in e d w ith u r in e f r o m n ig h ts o f f o r g e t d e l i . H e s a w h is r a d i o w i t h n o d a i l s , c o n s t a n d y s e t a t th e s e v e r a l y e a r s . A f t e r h is t o u r w a s o v e r h e t r i e d to p u r s u e h ig h e s t v o lu m e , f o r e v e r lo c k e d o n ‘R e g g a e F o r R a d i o . ’ A n d f u l s e n i l i t y . H e s a w h is o r a n g e c r a t e s s to l e n f r o m t h e w o p ’s a c a r e e r in th e b o x i n g w o r l d b u t a n u n f o r t u n a t e a c c i d e n t f i n a l l y , h a n g i n g o n t h e w a ll a b o v e h is b e d , h is m o s t p r i z e d f o r c e d h i m in t o a n e a r l y r e t i r e m e n t . S till f o r m a n y y e a r s p o s s e s s io n ; a g ru e s o m e th r e e -b y - tw o fo o t w o o d c a rv in g o f a f t e r h is ‘w i t h d r a w a l ’ p e o p l e w o u l d r e c o g n i z e h i m - o n th e s t r e e t a n d w h i s p e r s o m e t h i n g to t h e m s e l v e s o r m e r e l y s t a r e C h r i s t . T h e c a r v i n g w a s n ’t m e r e l y a d e p i c t i o n o f t h e m a n p o s in g in p r a y e r ; it w a s a n in c r e d ib ly d e t a il e d s c e n e in w h ic h a t h im f o r a n u n u s u a l le n g th o f ti m e . H e h a t e d h is n o t o r i e th e s o n o f G o d w a s p in n e d a g a in s t a b a r b e d w ir e fe n c e . ty a n d w a s n o w g l a d th a t n o o n e r e m e m b e r e d h is f a c e d u e to th e t h e w e a t h e r i n g o f ti m e . I t w a s d u r i n g t h e s e m o m e n t s H i s h a n d s b o r e th e e x p e r i e n c e o f c r u c i f i x i o n a n d h is f a c e t h e e x p r e s s i o n . I t w a s a w o r k o f a r t t h a t o n ly s u f f e r i n g a n d th a t h e c u r s e d h is h a n d s a n d h is f a te . I t w a s d u r i n g th e s e w o u n d e d so u l c o u ld h a v e p ro d u c e d . T h e c a rv in g w a s s m e a r e d w ith a n o ily r e d f in is h a n d w o r n r o u g h a s i f a t h o u m o m e n ts th a t h e th o u g h t o f th e m a n h e h a d k ille d in th e r in g . H e s a t d o w n , a b o u t tw o f e e t a w a y f r o m th e l o n e s m o k e r , sa n d h a n d s h a d c lo s e ly fe lt i t s ’ s u r fa c e . s p r e a d h is le g s a p a r t , a n d r e s t e d h is s p i n e o n th e b e n c h t r y in g to e s t a b l i s h s o m e c o m f o r t . T h e s m o k e r , u p o n s e e i n g th i s , y e l l e d o u t in a h e a v y G e r m a n a c c e n t , “ S it u p , y o u d ir ty s v i n e , l o o k h o w j o u h a f n o d e c e n c y o u s e l f - r e s p e c t . ” “ A h , c o m e o n d o n ’t b e s o s o r e a l l t h e t i m e , ” th e a g e d b o x e r r e p l i e d in a w a r m a n d e v e n j o k i n g t o n e . H e s lo w ly s a t u p a n d a d j u s te d h is c u r v e d b a c k a g a i n s t th e b e a te n p la n k s o f th e b e n c h . “ Y o u k n o w ,” h e c o n tin u e d , “ y o u r a lw a y s s o re a n d I d o n ’t k n o w o f o n e o t h e r p e r s o n , b e s i d e m e , w h o l i k e s - . ” “ I z o o n o t c a r e o o la k s m e o r n o t , ” T h e G e r m a n b r o k e in , “ I z o n ’t l a k n o o n e . ” T h e b o x e r n o w s h i f t e d a g a i n to f a c e h i s m i s e r a b l e f r i e n d . “ L o o k , y o u ’r e a l w a y s t e l l i n ’ m e t h a t I ’m t h i s ’a n th a t a n d t h a t y o u d o n ’t l i k e a n y o n e . W e l l t h e n , w h y th e h e l l g o o n liv in g o n th is b e a u tif u l p la n e t th a t g a v e y o u s o m a n y y e a r s ? ” H e h a d u s e d th i s lin e a h u n d r e d t i m e s in t h e p a s t a n d a l w a y s t h e a n s w e r w a s th e s a m e : “ J o o w o n ’t z a y d a t to m e a n y m o r e . 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In a s h o r t w h ile th e o id m a n w 'as s t a n d i n g h u n c h b a c k in f r o n t o f a d i l a p i d a t e d b r i c k b u i l d i n g . T h i s w a s h is h o m e . W i t h i n th e b u il d in g w a s h is o n e b e d r o o m a p a r t m e n t c o n ta in in g a ll o f th e b a s ic n e c e s s i t i e s o f li f e m i n u s a few ' o f m e r e a l n e c e s s i t i e s . H e o p e n e d th e g r o u n d f l o o r d o o r a n d p r o c e e d e d to w a l k a s f a s t a s h e c o u l d to th e t h i r d f l o o r n o t w a n t i n g to h a v e a n y e n c o u n t e r s o r c o n v e r s a t i o n s w ith th e o t h e r t e n a n ts . S u d d e n ly f r o m s e v e r a l f lig h ts u p h e h e a r d ‘t h u m p - t h u m p - t h u m p ’ th e n ‘b o o m ’ , a p a u s e a n d th e n th e s e r i e s r e p e a t i n g i t s e l f a g a in . H e k n e w e x a c t l y w h a t it w a s ; th a t s tu p id b la c k b o y h e h a te d w ith a p a s s io n . E v e ry d a y o n th e w a y d o w n fro m th e to p f lo o r h e w o u ld ru n d o w n th e firs t s ix ste p s , tw o a t a tim e , s p r in g f o rw a r d f o r a b r ie f m o m e n t o f h u m a n f l i g h t a n d l a n d , o n l y t o s p in a r o u n d a n d d o it a g a i n t i ll t h e b o t t o m f l o o r . .li Peter Christe I t h a d b e e n m a d e b y a s m a ll I t a l i a n m a n a l m o s t a h a l f T h e I t a l i a n r e p l i e d w e a r i l y in to h is e a r : o f c e n t u r y a g o in a G e r m a n e x t e r m i n a t i o n c a m p . T h e li ttle “ M a i. M a i . ^ I h a v e w o r k e d f o r m a n y y e a r s a s a m a s te r m a n w a s i n d e e d s m a l l in h e i g h t b u t c e r t a i n l y n o t la c k in g s c u lp to r . I c a n b r i n g th e im a g e o f G o d a n y w h e r e ; o n r o c k s , in s to c k . I t w a s b e c a u s e o f h is s t r e n g t h t h a t h e w a s s p a r e d o n w o o d , o n th e h a r d e s t s u r f a c e . B u t h e r e , n o m a t t e r h o w t h e s o le p u r p o s e o f t h e c a m p . “ B u t f o r h o w lo n g o n s u c h little f o o d ? ” , h e o f te n th o u g h t I t r y . H e k e e p s g e t t i n g c a u g h t o n th e o u t s i d e . H e w ill. H e b o w e d h is h e a d a n d c r i e d to h im s e l f . t o h i m s e l f . “ H o w l o n g w ill m y s h o u l d e r s r e m a i n s t r o n g T h e v e r y n e x t d a y a s e a r c h w a s is s u e d to a ll th e b a r r a c k s enough?” O n c e h is d a y o f d i g g i n g w a s o v e r t h e I t a l i a n w o u ld tr o d f o r s to l e n f o o d a n d a p a r ty o f s o l d i e r s d i s c o v e r e d th e w a ll. 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It w a s e n o r m o u s l y T h e o ld m a n e n t e r e d th e r o o m , s h u t t i n g th e d o o r b e h in d p a i n f u l to h im b u t h e e n d u r e d th e p a i n li k e a l a b o r o f lo v e ; h im , a n d s to o d in f r o n t th e a w e s o m e r e a l i s m o f th e f r e s c o . m e r e ly b itin g h is lip a n d lo o k in g a b o v e . E a c h n ig h t h e w o r k H e th o u g h t o f th e little b la c k b o y w h o n e v e r k n e w h is f a th e r e d h i m s e l f to s l e e p . N i g h t m a r e s le e p . T h e G e r m a n s o l d i e r a n d w ith i n f o r t y - e i g h t h o u r s w o u ld b e m i s t a k e n l y s ta b b e d in c h a r g e o f th e b a r r a c k w a s th e o n ly o th e r p e r s o n w h o k n e w in th e b a c k . H e t h o u g h t o f th e e x - b o x e r w h o , f o r le s s th a n o f th i s n ig h t ly p a s s i o n . It w a s a c tu a lly s h o w e d to h im b y o n e h u n d r e d d o l l a r s , ITad b e a t a m a n s o h a r d in th e h e a d th e I ta l ia n h i m s e l f . H e h a d w a t c h e d t h e p r o g r e s s c l o s e l y th a t b lo o d p o u r e d f r o m b o th o f h is e a r s w h ile a h u n g r y a n d w a s d e e p l y d i s t u r b e d w h e n h e f i n a l l y r e a l i z e d w h a t it w a s a c t u a l l y s h o w i n g . Y e t h e f e lt th a t it w a s a v e r y n o b le c r o w d c h e e r e d h i m o n . F r o m u n d e r h is m a t t r e s s h e p u lle d th e t h o r n f r o m h is s id e . T h e o b j e c t t h a t f o r s o l o n g h a d p u t d e e d a n d a s lo n g a s th e c o m m a n d a n t d id n o t fin d o u t a b o u t w e lts in to h is b a c k o n th o s e h o t s w e a ty n ig h t s w h e n n o s le e p h is l e n ie n c y t h e a r t i s t c o u l d c o n t i n u e . B e s i d e s , h e p it ie d th e w a s to b e f o u n d . 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B e tty a g r e e d a n d s o h e r e I a m b o r e d w ith b u t n e v e r t h e l e s s I w o u l d f r e q u e n t l y v e e r in t o to a n d w a l k i n g a r o u n d b y m y s e l f . A c t u a l l y , I ’m s i t tin g o n e s ta b l is h a t r a c k th a t I w is h e d to f o llo w . A lth o u g h th e p a th s a r e h e a v ily w o rn I b e lie v e th a t n o t a g r e a t m a n y p e o p le a lo g th a t is f u ll o f ti n y s p i d e r s . I ’m l o s t , i s o . I t h i n k t h e r e c o m e to t h e s e b a r r e n s o t h e r th a n h u n t e r s ( lik e m y s e l f ) a n d s o m e w h e r e . I m u s t b e a ta d b i t o f f t h e w a ll to b e s i t t i n g a few c a m p e rs . 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I w o u l d n ’t e v e n e d th e b a n k s . be a m em o ry . I w a s o n c e a g a in r e m i n d e d o f th e w e i g h t o f t h e g u n a s B e tty r e a l l y d o e s n ’t lo v e m e . B y n o w it is j u s t a h a b i t . I g a z e d d o w n i t s ’ s p i d e r t h r e a d e d s i g h t s in t o t h e n e c k o f I 'm u n h a p p y a n d it is s o t y p i c a l . I s a y ty p i c a l b e c a u s e I th e f in e a n i m a l . T h e y a r d a g e w a s p e r f e c t . M y e x p e r i e n c e o f f i r i n g a r if l e li m i t e d th e d o e ’s li f e to a f e w s e c o n d s . r e m e m b e r s i t tin g a r o u n d w i t h th i s f e e l i n g t h a t I w o u l d It m a y h a v e s e n s e d th e d a n g e r : th e in s ta n t b e f o r e I s q u e e z e d n e v e r b e h a p p y n o m a t t e r w h a t h a p p e n e d to m e . A n d i t 's k n e w it w o u l d b e th i s w a y . W h e n I w a s a t e e n a g e r I th e t r i g g e r it lo o k e d u p s tr e a m a t m e . 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W e w e r e w a l k i n g a l o n g th i s li ttle p a t h t h a t , b y th e w a y , r e a l l y d i d n ’t l o o k m u c h lik e a p a t h a t a l l. I t w a s li k e o n e o r t w o p e o p l e h a d w a l k e d b e f o r e u s in m o r e o r le s s th e s a m e li n e s t e p p i n g o n th e p la n ts a n d s tu f f . I k n o w I ‘m n o t e x p l a i n i n g h o w w e c a m e o u t h e r e a n d a ll a n d h o w w e e n d e d u p w a l k i n g in th e s e w o o d s , b u t t h a t ’s r e a l l y n o t i m p o r t a n t . I s h o u ld s a y th a t P e g is li k e a n a t u r e f r e a k s o th a t s h o u l d c l e a r a n y q u e s ti o n s th a t y o u m a y h a v e . M e ? I h a t e th e s h it. B u g s a n d a ll th a t c r a p . G iv e m e th e c o n c r e t e a n d I ’m a ll p e a c h e s a n d s tu f f . A f t e r w a l k i n g w h a t s e e m e d li k e a n e t e r n i t y w e c a m e to th i s li ttle r i v e r t h a t r a n s t r a i g h t t h r o u g h th e p a t h . T h e r e w a s a tin y b a n k o n o u r s id e s o , b e i n g e x h a u s te d a n d ( O . K . I a d m i t ) w a n t i n g to m a k e a m o v e , I j u s t s a t d o w n . “ T i r e d ? ” , s h e a s k e d .“ Y e a h , l e t ’s j u s t s it h e r e a b i t . ” S h e s t o o d in f r o n t o f m e a n d l o o k e d d o w n . I w a s f e e l in g a ll t w a n g y y o u k n o w . L i k e I w a s s o r t o f e x c i t e d c a u s e s h e w a s d a m n g o o d lo o k i n g a n d I d o n ’t g e t v e r y m a n y g ir ls . P e r io d . S o y o u k n o w w h a t I m e a n . S h e le a n e d o v e r a n d g a v e a r e a l s e n s u a l k is s o n th e U p s. “ I l o v e it h e r e , ” s h e s a i d , s t a n d i n g u p r i g h t a n d l o o k in g in to th e c r e e k , -“ s o p e a c e f u l , y o u k n o w ? I lo v e i t . ” S h e t u r n e d a r o u n d a n d a g a in lo o k e d a t m e . I w a s h o ld i n g h e r s t a r e b u t it w a s h a r d . Y o u k n o w w h y ? P e g w a s s t a r li n g to u n d r e s s . M a n , w a s I g e t t i n g a ll t w a n g y . I w a s j u s t s t a r i n g in t o h e r e y e s b u t I c o u l d s e e h e r w h o le b o d y . I t h i n k th e y c a ll th a t p e r i p h e r a l v is io n o r s o m e t h i n g , b u t b o y is h a r d to d o . A n y w a y s h e t o o k o f f h e r s h i r t a n d th e n s l i p p e d h e r p a n t s d o w n . L o r d , I j u s t k e p t r i g h t o n s t a r i n g in h e r e y e s . G i r l s li k e t h a t , y o u k n o w . I m e a n i f y o u i f y o u l o o k t h e m u p a n d d o w n th e y t h i n k y o u ’r e a p e r v e r t . W e ll s o s h e w a s to t a l l y n a k e d a n d w a l k i n g t o w a r d s m e . I s t o o d u p to g i v e h e r a k i s s o n th e li p s b u t a s I m o v e d to d o it, o u t o f th e c o m e r o f m y e y e I sa w a b lu e b lu r. It c a u g h t m y e y e a n d I b r o k e s t a r e . I t w a s o n ly h e r s h i r t d r i f t i n g in th e w a t e r . Jerry Pirrung Tom Burba D ry T e o r s b y J o s e p h I 'm so rry , b e th e A . W a lic k i b ro v e , s h e h o u r a p p ro o c h e s , I s ta n d in n e e d s y o u r s tre n g th , th e h e r d o o rw a y h e a d h e a rt p o u n d in g , o n e d e e p D ry t e a r s b u rn p e r c h e d in s id e it s c r e a m s c o ld s p in n in g , b re a th a n d fo r y o u e n g u lfs in r a g e a n d m y s o u l, fo r m y w iltin g fa c e le s s ru sh flo w e r. in a n d frie n d ly w o r d s ju s t c h a n g e d o te s ts a n d th e o u t, s h e e ts , p ro d . re la tiv e s a n d c le rg y g a th e r s i d e te lli n g w h i t e lie s o f jo y , h o p e a n d A t d u s k 's I try t o " G o d e y e s c o llin g s m ile , lo v e s n e v e r y o u in s id e y o u fig h t w ith h o ld tig h t o n a sk a n d 'T i l p r o t e c t o n d it b u r n s , h a n d h o ld in s id e by 1c a n n o t fa c e s a lv a g e s u rp ris e . h is s i d e ," you. y o u r p rid e , th is f e a r f u l r id e . y o u , y o u 'l l b e I cry . One lone soul wandering In the worid, Searching for someone Someone who will touch This soul and bring it To life your w h y ? w o n ts y o u c o u ra g e , m y m e b y I cry . m e e tin g , Y ou in s id e Ie n te r. One lone sailboat drifting On the ocean Looking for the shore I s m ile , n o F rie n d s , is n e o r . o n t h e a c t o r 's s t a g e I h i d e m y w o rry . T h e 's t o r m T he a n d e n d a lr ig h t," To let it feel emotions To let it breathe, To escape the darkness That is slowly consuming The soiil, if only someone Deb Monaghan Sitting here realizing I have felt the grip of loneliness attempting to strangle those thoughts which I'm using to create the poems I'm claiming I've written many times too many I hove known what it is to reach out through darkened edges of depression's shattering solitude for someone to take hold of my hand to lead me away from destroying that part of my own self which exists only to be loved by another so far I've found nothing but empty promises along with those tear-stained fantasies of joy-filled lust fullness someone shares with no one but his love that's why I'm sitting here realizing my wanting to become 0 'Poet' isn't just another fantasy it Is real 1am real I am love The Techno-Logical iileb o( Li(e/DeBtln The LUEB can |ic 5 r e ~ a f ld jr ^ iie t)B < a t - -4 b € -4 m au s3 E B ] I m t t a ^ / kii e I to m ttie re p e rc u ssio n s are U Je e (S e c ts o( ran d o m te c tin o to g y u n im a g in a b te m ust (o r and (act sp in our u ie b lu e m ay e n ta n g k e th is u ie b i( u i e ttie u i/ care o u rs e ti^ e s (ait to in sim p ty ( o r e s t (o r t h e see tre e s. 4* John R u n aw ay s, b a g H. Young c a s ta w a y s D ru g a d d ic ts , th ie v e s . Je su s F re o i< s , ln o o i< e rs la d ie s , o n d ...w h o T h o se ■ M a y b e w h o fo re v e r, a r e w h e n s o m e o n e 's c a n G o o d T h e y 'l l r e m e m b e r A n d to o lis te n in g i t 's n o t t o o H o p e fu lly th e y F ro m m u c h i t 's b e t t e r m is s e s th e m . s o m e b o d y 's H o p e fu lly g rie v e s ? m is s in g m a y b e B ut s o m e b o d y A n d (T lic h a e l th e n ... la te re c o lle c t S a m a rita n w h a t th e y tim e d e e d n e e d w a s n 't lo s t B e c a u s e t h e y 'l l h a v e y o u b a c k a t a n y c o s t S o to P le a s e L au ra a ll t h o s e , c o m e B o b n ak a n h o m e , e a r n e s t p e titio n d o n 't s ta y m is s in g . G asp ari T ria n g le E n te rta in m e n t March 4, .1988 P r i n c e C h a r l e s a n d M a g g i e a t M o r i a r t y ’s by Randy Dalmas Triangle Staff Writer Picture a skinny Prince Charles with big rubber ears, a fat hairy legged Margaret Thatcher, and an air-headed Lady Diana, all with a trenchcoated Mickey Spillaneinspired Mike Monkeywrench narrating the events, and you have the Buckingham Palace ver sion of “ Fatal Attraction” , the opening act of the No Respect for the Human Condition Players revue, “ Fuedal Attraction” . For almost two hours, the four member troupe (Jimmy Clark, Rich DiDio, Peter M uller, Deborah Block) covers material satirizing political figures, current events, and entertainment in a well-written show, sprinkled with sometimes silly and obnoxious gags and one-liners in the small upper level o f PJ Moriarty’s Pub and Restaurant. The opening skit, “ Feudal At traction” , follows the seduction of Prince Charles by a jealous Maggie Thatcher, their heated af fair in'a freight elevator, and up to Maggie’s demise in her illfated attempt to do away with her rival. Princess Dictionary. The group uses quotes from the actual leaders in appropriate places, and even satirizes Lady Diana’s habit of visiting nightclubs to watch Twisted Sister, whose lead singer’s “ voice is as soothing as as the death yelp of a sea otter be ing eviscerated in a jammed cuisinart.” Things get a little out of hand later in the first half when “ Masterpiece Theatre” presents an abridged history of condoms in the arts. Homer narrates the scene of Oedipus plucking out his eyes, lamenting that although he solved the riddle of the sphynx, he had to go and “ pork his mother” to give a disappointing ending to a potentially. good scene. In another, Handel asks “ Want to hear some water music?” and promptly blows loud bubbles into a glass of water, then his “ Messiah” is butchered when a choir sings “ Use A Con dom” instead of “ Allelujah” . After a brief intermission, the group returns with a hilarious staging o f “ At the Sneak Previews” , a satire of movie reviewers with a couple of great twists. Michael Medved (from Sneak Previews) and Roger Ebert (from At the M ovies) become “ two egotistical self-proclaimed dictators of popular taste . . . eter nally interlocked in an endless debate, attempting to find mean ing in meaningless films . . . in the Twilight Zone” quips a Rod Serling about the trapped duo. Medved analyzes the purposeful ly childish movie Elvis and Me, watching Elvis sloppily stuffing a sandwich into his mouth and marveling at “ how Elvis biting into that bacon sandwich summ ed up all of Elvis’ emerging ad dictiveness.” After Ebert pans this as the “ worst piece of cinema he has ever seen,” the intellectual pair eventually resort to namecalling and fighting. Another well-planned skit has as the Ghost of Presidents Past, James Buchanan, the bachelor president, who gives Gary Hart advice on how he handled the media without creating a scandal while he was in the White House fooling around with his 14 yearold female cousin. One excellent example of characterizations was Andy Rooney m onotonely demonstrating advancements in pooper-scoopers, including one “ for yuppies, [a] deluxe model to keep your distance from the dog gie discharge” and the “ offen ding offal.” “ We’re definitely an anal group” , said Jimmy Clark, one of the three principle writer-actor members of the troupe. “ We (also) like to try to please a varie ty of people.” The members ex p lain ^ that they like to throw in surprise toilet or childlike humor to keep the skits unpredictable. Overall, the strongest points of the show lie in the talen t^ acting and characterizations developed, and the ideas and topics presented, equal to that of many m ore notdble professional groups. However, some sight gags and punch lines were offthe-mark and a letdown after good set-ups. The props and special-effects were definitely low-budget, but considerations must be made for the small space and costs. The films shown dur ing the skits were very effective, and again, conceived and written with quality. These are not your ordinary stand-up routines, but much more sophisticated and diverse. Although a few of the scenes in the first half were predictable and a little disappointing, in this case “ Masterpiece Theater” , the se cond half is highly recommend ed for anyone who enjoys Satur day Night Live type entertainment that moves quickly and smoothly through very funny material. So don’t stay home and watch the same old sit-coms, go out see this one-of-a-kind Philadelphia coffee-house group for inexpen sive live-entertainment. This is one of the only groups of its kind in the area, and considering the enjoyment of the sell-out crowd, should not be missed. Performances of “ Feudal At traction” are scheduled for 9:30 Fridays and Saturdays nights from now through April 2nd, but extended dates will scheduled if shows continue to sell-out. PJ Moriarty’s is at 1116 Walnut Street, where the players perform on the upper level. For reserva tions (recom m ended), call 844-4947. Tickets are $8.00 general admission, and $5.00 with a student I.D. Rock*s graying stars release two sleepers infested our record stores. Can these guys still do it? Read on and see... by G ary Rosenzweig Triangle Staff Writer Well dinosaur-rock fans, here are two more new albums by some of your favorite people. A new chapter in Hammer O f the Gods and a new branch in the ELP family tree appear to have Robert Plant: Now And Zen Discouraging rumors of a Zep reunion, Robert Plant has thrown another solo album out into the world. Now and Zen, his fourth TH ER E IS N O G R EA TER solo effort L O V E G o s p e l C h o ir celebrates their T e n th A n n iv e rs a ry on M a rc h 5, 1 9 8 8 R e s u rre c tio n a t 7 :0 0 including nothing new. Nine tracks span many different styles, from dancy type songs to quiet, mellow songs to bassy blues (almost but not quite Zep-like) songs. While covering a great variety of music, none of the songs are anything “Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down His life for His friends John 15:13 D re x e l U n iv e rs ity (not Honeydrippers Volume 1) offers p .m . C o m m u n ity M e th o d is t C h u rc h Rev. Earl Williams. Pastor 38th and BaringStreets Philadelphia. PA Guests: Stephanie Guyton Philadelphia Adrian McCray Philadelphia Princeton University C5ospel Choir Princeton, NewJersey TeagleFamily Washington. DC. Gregory Ross. Director special. “ Heaven Knows” , the track played on the radio, is probably the most listenable on the album. Strangely enough, this is the on ly song that does not feature Plant as a songwriter. Most of the writing was done by Plant on the other tracks, however, with much assistance by his band. Old bandmate Jimmy Page can be found playing his axe on two tracks, although you would never know if it wasn’t for the mention on the lyric sheet. As a matter of fact, at the end of one of those songs, “ Tall Cool One” , there are about five seconds of clips from old Zeppelin hits. The en tire album pales in comparison to these five seconds. They act as a subde reminder of how great Plant once was, and how lame this new record really is. Let’s see, I must be able to find something good about this album. Well, there is variety, all the songs don’t sound alike. This makes the record bearable, I didn’t mind listening to the album over.and over to do this review. The song “ Billy’s Revenge” on the second side has a catchy melody and would be the best song if it weren’t for parts that continued on page 10 10 T h e T ria n g le I - H o u s e film s Triangle Entertainm ent On Thursday, March 10 at 7:30 the Neighborhood Film and Video Project will present two highly acclaimed movies on AIDS and the victims of AIDS at the International House, 3701 Walnut Street. The two films. Living with AIDS and Chuck Solomon—Coming o f Age, were produced in the San Francisco area. Chuck Solomon—Living with AIDS was produced by Tina AIDS victim. The second film, produced by Mike Huestis, consists of footage of a gala birthday party thrown for AIDS victim Chuck Solomon interspersed with interview footage. Solomon, a prominent figure in the San Francisco theater scene, shows a very positive attitude towards his disease and its inevitable outcome. Tickets for both shows are $4.00, $3.00 for members, students, and senior citizens. For more inform ation call the Neighborhood Film and Video Project at 387-5125, extension DiFeliciantonio, a graduate of Drexel University who now lives in San Francisco. It deals with the last six months in the life of Todd 2222. Coleman, a twenty-two year old P H I E T A S IG M A M E M B E R S : S a in t P a t r ic k 's D ay R M a rc h 4 , 1988 Just not weird enough by Adam Geibel Triangle Staff Writer Hairspray is a surreal parody of 1962, in the same vein as Lit tle Shop of Horrors, Set in the cookie-cutter urban wasteland of B altim ore, the film revolves around the ‘‘Corny Col ins” show - a “ Dancing On Air” type mutual admiration socie ty/teenager’s dance show hosted by a two dimensional Ken-doll clone. Cans of hairspray are as much a fashion accessory in this environment as peroxide is at Nesbitt. The regulars on the show are referred to as ‘the council’ and are the reigning monarchs of the city’s puberty crowd. Queen of the council is a blond bimbo .determined to use the show as a springboard to being crowned Miss Baltimore Carshow, 1963. Such lofty aspirations. A rotund midget teenager is the true heroine of the film (Jerry Stiller and Divine play her parents). Full of self confidence, if not grace and poise, she audi tions, is accepted and quickly takes the lead on the “ Corny Col lins” show. The blond bimbo vows revenge, after which the plot degenerates into a pure and total vacuum. Waters throws in some tripe about the Civil Rights movement ( along with the predictable references to rhythm and other myths). The film is loaded with seminame brand actors - Pia Zadora and Rick Ocasek play a pair of scrabbled brain beatniks, Sonny Bono and Debbie Harry the parents of the heroine’s nemisis and Waters even does a cameo appearance as a Twilight Zone psychiatrist. Waters presents a nightmare land from his memories as frightening as anything Wes Craven can cook up. In it, most folks’ lives are ruled by bad taste and mediocrity, totally unaware of anything beyond their im H o o te r s s e le c t b a s s is t Triangle E ntertainm ent After over 100 applications and numerous auditions the Hooters have filled the space formerly oc cupied by bass player/vocalist Andy King. King, who left to launch his own solo career, has been replaced by Fran Smith, a Philadelphia area native and veteran of local bands “ The Pedestrians” and “ Johnny’s Dance Band.” Smith has known the band members for some time, and was D in o s a u rs continued fron t page 9 W IT H FOOD Plant does a Paul Simon imitation. In short. Now and Zen just doesn’t cut it. If you still feel compelled to buy this album after reading this, I’ll sell you one, cheap. Well, so much for there being life after Led. TUESDAY, MARCH 8 at 6:30 p.m. in the lounge between Creese and Mandeli Theatre. /F b o rX R ichard years In business OPEN BUEAKMST. LUNdN. DINNEH AND LATENIOHT t h e b e s t b r e a k fa s t SELECTION ON CAMPUS A GREAT OELI MENU FOR LUNCH •(t a l l n ew d in n e r MENU FEATURING: BEER* CATERING AVAILABLE 3 FOOT & 6 FOOT HOAQIES OVER 100 DIFFERENT BEERS TO QO Q WO** B O T T L E D B E E R , Q 1 V B E E R S ON TAP ^ M - Sat: Sam - 2am V' Sun: Sam - Spm 3 8 0 -2 2 0 0 ^ (S i/ Take-out 0 H o s g ls s Q F r s s h l y C o o te td R o s s t b s s f 0 S s l « d « •n d C o rn b e sf 0 Soups @ C lu b S s n d w l c h s s O C o ld P I s l t s r s B s g s is ® L ex. W h its fls h s n d H s rrln g sn d S p rssd s e MESQUITE QRILL THE ONLY 'JUST BAR ON CAIMPUS FOR DELIVERY 2 2 2 -1 3 6 0 a F f f s h R o s s t s d T U rksy ® C A JU N S P E C IA L T IE S 0 RASTA D IS H E S * ^ ^ M - Sat: Sam - I2pm Sun: 11am - Spin 38th & W LN U T o n 3: To the Power O f T hree First there was Emerson, Lake and Palmer. Then there was Emerson, Lake and Powell. Now there is Emerson, Berry and Palmer, or 3, as they like to be called. Keith Emerson, original ly planning to make another ELPowell record, re-united with K elly & C o h en 6 0 mediate environment and goals. Above it all the system dictates a narrow minded hypocrisy. With so many targets begging for a vicious skewering, you sit on the edge of waiting for the butcher ing that never comes. John Waters can usually be counted on to produce suitably weird entertainment with razor teeth. He fails or doesn’t even try with this one. Hairspray presents the weirdness in bulk, but lacks the satirical bite to make it a wor thwhile classic. It’s only PG, fer cryin’ out loud. Don’t bother un til it’s out on video. 222.*-1360 Now Featuring the band Urizen every Saturday night at Kelly and Cohen, 10 p.m. ‘till closing one of the leading candidates from the start of the search for a new bassist. It was felt however that other applications should be accepted to ensure that the most suitable replacement be found. After these applications and resumes were evaluated a limited number of auditions were held, and Smith was chosen. The Hooters are now touring England, and it is not known when they will be appearing in the Philadlphia area again. v in y l Carl Palmer, who returns to life after the sinking ship of Asia. However Greg Lake has d ro f ^ d out of the picture, his spot filled by Robert Berry (Berry’s past ex perience include car salesman, British ambassador to Pago Pago and three time Olympic gold medalist in grass-skiing). This record. To the Power Of Three, is the most pop-like stuff ever to come from an Emersontrio. This is probably due to the fact the Berry wrote over half the material. His voice works well with Emerson’s keyboard style. Instrumentally, this album is ex cellent. If only the songs were bener this record could have been great. Unfortunately, most of the bracks are pop trash. Most of the songs sound similar and music becomes uninteresting. A good example is the re-make of “ 8 Miles High” starting off the se cond side. This version is almost danceable, but it’s not easy to listen to it more than once. On the other hand, there are two tracks that have some sort of value. A three part song entitled Desde La Vida” is actually pretty good. An instrumental break as part II is a highlight of the album. The best song on the record is easily one called “ On My Way Home” , the only track written solely by Emerson. All in all. To the Power Of Three is worth a listen but I can not recommend buying it. ELP and Asia fans will probably have ' the best chance of enjoying this album. As for everyone else, ig nore it and it will go away. M a rc h 4 , 1988 11 T h e T ria n g le A n o th e r S P A s p e c ta c u la r HO W ’S YOUR LOVE LIFE? C o m ed y C o m p e titio n by Susan J . T a lb u tt Of The Triangle to shock the audience to get a la u g h . C herie Reeves, the second place finisher w as third to go on stage and is a graduate student in psychology. R eeves lost some tim e while fiddling w ith the m icrophone, asking if she could use the w ord “ dick” , and rolling around on the stage. H ow ever, she did have tim e to lam bast a few old television show s like Star Trek and G illigan’s Island. Finishing third w as R obert Rhodes, w ho also got quite a num ber o f laughs, although his monologue seemed disjointed. He made some w ry points about the quality o f television show s, such as Divorce Court: “ W hile M rs. Jones has a nervous breakdow n, we have time for a short com m er cial b re a k .” Perhaps m entionable only for th e to ta l c r u d ity an d hum orlessness o f his act is Tom Balderstone. H is entire act was rem inicent o f the stereotypical frat broth er, w hich could have been funny if he had realized this. Balderstone told jokes on the assum ption that com m ents about w om en as se x u al to y s are hum orous to a room ful o f men and w om en w ho are cold sober. T h ey ’re not. H e should stick to delighting room fuls o f drunken fra te rn ity b ro th e rs w ith his com edy. D irty hum or can be funny, as was proven by B alderstone’s friend Je ff Palutis; it’s ironic that Palutis entered only as a favor to Balderstone. H is entire act con sisted o f d escrib in g how to Dennis H oran , a m echanical engineering m ajor, placed first in the U .S . C ollege C om edy C o m petition sponsored by the Student P ro g r a m m in g A s s o c ia tio n , Sticklets and D oritos. C herie R eev es p la c e d se c o n d , and Robert Rhodes came in third. The contest w as held in the D rag o n ’s Den on Friday, February 26, and was hosted by Barry W eintraub, a New Jersey c o m ^ ia n . He a r rived about h alf an hour late due to the heavy traffic between Drexel and C herry Hill. A fter the am ateurs had gone on, W eintraub took the stage, giving a very good p e rfo rm a n c e . The com petion drew out some very talented people from the D rexel com m unity. H oran was definitely the best and m ost pro fessional o f the entrants. H oran’s hum or was the subtle hum or o f a man who cannot understand the concept o f a hackey-sack. His ad vice on how to keep a hackey sack from touching the ground was to “ put it in y o u r p ocket” . He also delved into the problem s with com m ercial advertising, a p e r e n n ia l fa v o rite ' w ith com edians. O ne o f the jo y s o f H o ra n ’s act w as the absence o f profanity. W hile the rules o f the contest stated that profanity w ould not be allow ed, som e o f the contestants felt that “ d irty ” language and jo kes w ere the only w ay they could be hum orous. H oran was com ical enough w ithout needing urinate after aw akening with an erection. A pparently, he brought new found enlightenm ent to the m asses w ith his m ethod o f stan ding on o n e ’s head. The o th er contestants included Scmt H arker, John Finisdore, and Lee Sals. H arker was too nervous to give a good perform ance, although he did score a hit with his joke about the strings around his neck being a M r. T. starter kit. F inisdore m ade the accurate observation (Ed. N ote: “ ques tionable” may be a m ore ap propriate adjective) that “ men can turn anything you say into a sexual innuendo” and then went on to dem onstrate it. Sals, a political science m ajor, skipped around in his act and had little continutity. O verall, the com petition gave the audience a reason to look for w ard to other SPA events. Every would-be comedian put forth a lot o f effort and, for the most part, s u c c e e d e d .E a c h c o n te s ta n t’s routine w as videotaped and has been sent up to New Y ork City, w here they will be judged against all the entries from the east coast. The w inner from the east coast region will go to D aytona Beach, F lorida to com pete with the w in ners from the other three regions. The overall w inner wins a five day, four night trip to New Y ork and will perfo rm at the Com ic Strip, fam ed com edy club. The regional w inners have not yet been announced, but rest assured the Triangle will provide com plete coverage. INTRODUCING: IN T E R C O L L E G IA T E P E R S O N A L ADS R IG H T NOW THIS AD IS A PPEA R IN G IN M ANY CO L L E G E N EW SPAPERS SUCH AS PR IN C E TO N , PENN STATE. TE M PL E . R U T G E R S. PEN N . ETC. Inter-Collegiate Personals provides a sim ple m eans for students from diffenent universities to meet one another. For $25 you will receive A LL o f the current listings, PLUS the insertion o f your own ad. 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Wliat are you waiting for? Join Now!! All interested people should contact The Food Service Departm ent at 387-2880. O ur next meeting wifl be on Wednesday, April 6,1988 at 4K» PM, Room 201 m Creese Stodent C enter. M a rc h 4, 1988 T h e T r iM g li PERSONALS DO ^ (X ~ ■*»: > «cr»trus> or i I>- ■:« »ia V- p: 5c PERSONALS i acarr*' s-»Trcae ! « f X *Ji VIC tm at»'auBci v !»*■" Or. .w •!« » 1»% HI vrtnrr«ntf»' - - a* PERSONAL IX * I FS£E «>D-nti SukcD an S»x - •• TV r •tmtfu yfwe rx ;»:» - r i ;'js fc f e iJ ran A Liii. A n «T-K T*k «- Tt* -Cj TCM. Hjce-> aejfjs: B D«s Rjr: f - '<r-c •• -j-t :: c^trrie Be* »c» leer >•» £7« » TK T-JOLi OS TO t- H*r> BejneC B-Oi> • t i i i B I a r ^ ■ L e m e e S a r» A. ‘-Tr~r 'n lrw I>e*r Pm4u(. 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Clrgptogram Q D M L T N F T U M D M P M L X U SH K M X U L N X A H D U X C H D U S F E T D F H X C Z H T O K T O 'J H IN T S : S o lu tio n : F eb ru ary 26, 1988 D on’t ask what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. 1) 2) A1 C a p o n e a risin g m ark et N T C M P H K ----------- C B Z Z PE H PT L D M P D U S B D M E Z H X M P E X K N O B Z . X N T U S M a rc h 4 , 1988 T ^ ^ T m n ile /B a s e b a ll o n th e w a y , by M ark Otto Triangle Staff Writer When the Holidays are over and the spring break gets closer, one thought comes to the minds of 33 students; baseball. Drexel University’s 1987-88 season gets under way in less than a month, so here’s what to expect. Head coach William Myers has had his team practicing in the ar mory, the gym and on nice days down at the field in preperation for the season. The coaching staff under him consists of assistant coaches John Coyle, now in his second year as assistant coach, and, new to Drexel’s staff, Mike Wolohan. Coach Walohan was Head Coach at Spring Gardens for 5 years, then moved to Tex tiles, where his assistant coaching helped lead the team into the NCAA playoffs last year. ‘We’re a little behind because of the [asbestos] problem in the armory,‘ says _Coach Myers. ‘We’ve had nowhere to practice but the gym, and with basketball in season, it’s hard to find room.’ Last year’s team didn’t fare so well. As a matter of fact, it had one of the worst records in recent years. ‘We played well, but we just didn’t hit. We lost a lot of one-run ballgames,’ says Coach Myers. ‘This year will show some better hitting, and more speed on the bases.’ This years team has 13 or 14 real quality players that could be on the field, so some positions are still wide open. The coach gives me the impression that he has great concern over his middle in field. ‘Defensively, the outfield is strong,' comments Myers, ‘third base and first base are strong, but I don’t know how the middle in field will do. Dave Szafranski will be at shortstop, and John Leahy at second. John started as a fill-in at second and played fair ly well, and with no-one else to fill the position, he’ll be starting there.’ The Dragons feature some familiar faces. One such face is that of senior Tom Hurley. At third base, Tom will be anchor ing the defense in his fourth season at drexel and is co-captain of the team. Dave Elsier, a senior, will return as starting cat cher for the Dragons. He led the team last year with a .306 batting average and 13 RBI’s. Left hand ed pitcher Jim Traintos, recover ing from a shoulder operation over the winter break, and Mike Sonier (sophomore), coming off an arm injury, will be ready to return to the mound again when the season opens. Junior John Del Vecchio and sophomore Bryan Davis will also join the starting pitchers this season. Traintos, a senior, is optomistic about this year’s team. ‘Our schedule is tough and there’s still a lot of work to be done, but we have the talent to do well. There is a stronger sense of team spirit than we’ve had in past years.’ New faces to the team this year include sophomore transfer Bill Baltrus (pitcher/catcher) and Junior transfer from Connecticut John Szefc (Say that again?). Coach Myers hopes to use John’s speed on the bases as well as in the field. With 10 steals last year, Warren Keir, a sophomore, should be trouble for opponents, and together they could take the pressure off the later hitters. Coach Myers feels that if they get runners on base, they’ll score runs. Altogether, the team features 15 new players, but Myers doesn’t consider this a building year. He feels the team has talent despite it’s relative youth. Missing this season is senior co-captain Doug Johnston, out with a shoulder injury. He had ar throscopic surgery due to car tilage damage and won’t see any 15 D r e x e l ’s q u e s t i o n s n e e d a n s w e r s action this season. Doug, 1986 Team MVP, has proven himself to be a valuable asset in the past. Coach Myers isn’t sure who will emerge to fill the gap, but feels that if Sonier can come back strong this year he may be a key factor. ‘Our pitching will be varied early in the season. We’ll have to throw three or four pit chers a game until we know who can handle it.’ The loss of Johnston will give many new pitchers a chance for some quality playing time. There are four freshman and four sophomore pitchers who may get the chance for some valuable ex perience in ECC competition. This may prove valuable later in the season, and will help lead the team in future years. At the designated hitter’s spot are a few players who may be worked into the lineup. Jim Traintos and junior Mike Clancy may hit here when not pitching, and there are a few freshman who could manage the responsibility. Coach Myers certainly has some ideas, but he will need a con tinually changing lineup until so meone emerges to fill the position on a more permanent basis. In this department, only time will tell. This year’s season includes tough ECC rivals such as Lafayette, Delaware, and four year defending champion Rider. Also on the schedule are strong contenders like St. Joe’s, Tem ple, and Villanova. The season opener will be in Sanford, Florida on March 18. The Dragons will play 8-10 games there before returning home to play Widener on the 29th. This years team shows promise to do well. The pitching staff is strong and somewhat experienc ed, even with the loss of Johnston, and defensively the team is fairly sound. Althciigh last year’s team batting average was only .235, this year’s team shows itself to be more of a threat to opposing pitchers. Says Train tos, ‘There may be no real power hitters, except possibly Dave [Elsier], but there are plenty of single hitters. Our team has a good attitude and if we work hard and play together as a team, we could become real contenders.’ Injuries shouldn’t hurt the team as there are good replacement players who can get the job done. The pitching staff can hold out against a fdw minor injuries through the season, and there are plenty of players to fill the out field. Third ba.se and first base are also covered, but coach Myers’ main concern is the middle in field. It's not as strong as he’d like it to be with the starting players healthy. Should they loose Szafranski or Leahy, he doesn’t know what will happen. Outright, Coach Myers’ at titude toward this year’s season is positive. He feels his team will be ready for the competition it will face, and believes they can come out ahead. The team has a good combination of both new and seasoned talent, and is mostly well-rounded. 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But with all records wiped out in post-season play, Drexel is looking to reciprocate with a lit tle hex o f their own, as they meet Bucknell, winners in their last four, in the semi-final round at 6 p.m. tonight at Rider. The win ner of the number one seed Drex el versus the number four seed Bucknell game advances to the championship game against the winner o f the Lafayette (X2)Delaware (X3) game on Satur day. March 5 at 7 p.m . D rexel, the Conference’s top finisher with a 11-3 ECC record, (tied with Lafayette at 11-3 ...D re x e l nam ed first seed because o f overall record with th ird p la ce U n iv ersity o f Delaware) defeated X8 Rider on Tuesday at the Physical Educa tion Athletic Center in the open ing round. In that 70-59 win, junior center Joyce Moffett led the Lady Dragons in scoring and rebounding with 16 points, 11 re bounds. Also in double figures for Drexel were senior guards Gina Miniscalco (15) and Barb Yost (12) and junior forward Kit ty Dougherty with 12. Yost finished as assist leader with six on the evening. Rider’s Kelly SA T iniD A Y . |1 3 /5 The Drexel ice hockey team concluded their regular season this past Thursday with a com manding 12 to I victory over visitmg Temple. The team finish ed second overall in the Delaware Valley Collegiate Hockey Con ference with a record of 13-2-1 The Dragons will now enter in to the league playoffs against LaSalle in a one game elimination first round. The hopes of winn ing the championship are very high since Dre.xel has won the ti tle two of the last three years. “ T h is‘team is full of veterans. They know how to win the big ones, and with everyone healthy. I feel extremely confident,” said Coach Lee Norelli. Winning in the clutch is no mystery to mgny of the players; as backed up by senior Paul DePiano, “ We l^ow what we have to do. W e've been here before, there is no doubt.” The team’s consistant offensive power, led by league M VP John Drach, is the main reason for their success. The D ragon’s finished the season with 179 goals SUNDAY. 3 /6 t i m e Swimming to their highest team finish in ten years, qualifiers from the Drexel wom en’s swimming team placed eleventh overall at the 1988 Eastern W om en’s Swim League Championships hosted at Harvard University Feb. 25-27, 1988. Host Harvard won the meet with 475.0 points followed by : (2) Penn State 402.0 pts.; (3) ' Princeton 291.0 pts.; (4) Brown f o r T U ES D A Y . 3 /8 L a fa y e tte 12 N oon 18 H o f s t r a 2 :0 0 p .m . 14 L e h ig h 2 :0 0 p .m . #5 B u c k n e ll 7 :3 0 ft2 D r e x e l 5 :0 0 I? p .m . T ow son S t a t e 4 :0 0 p .m . 13 D e la w a r e • 7 :0 0 16 R i d e r p .m . scored, ranking them first in the league. Seniors Mike Powell and Howard Silvers led the team in goals scored, and the “ road run ner” line up of Jim Dignazio, Mike Mulaney, and Bob Brody has proven to be too hot to han dle, creating nightmares for op posing defenses. Another factor of the Dragon’s success was their steady defense and goaltending. Juniors Dave Frank. Bob Nawalinski and Mike Nagla have created a virtual brick wall for goalie Chris Donato. Donato fifnished the season with two consecutive shutouts and cur rently possesses a 2.92 goals against average. All playoff games are held at the General Washington Ice Rink. The finals start Saturday. March 5, at 1:30 pm. E n d o f H n e s w im s e a s o n e n d s T riangle S p orts D esk e n t p la y o ffs by Pete S chum an The M en’s Indoor Track and Field team also ended its season at the Championships with a fifth place finish. Senior Jeff W alter finished sixth in the shot put with a distance o f 45 ’ 1.5” . Kevin Cooke, a freshman, finished se cond in the 880 yard run with a time of 1:56.50. Scott Yockus ran a 2; 17.90 in the 1000 yard run for sixth place, and Len Comma took fourth in the triple jum p with 44' 3” . T o u r n a m in Triangle Staff Writer Eckardt sank 17 points and grabb ed 11 rebounds as the Lady Broncs closed their 1987-88 schedule with a 4-24 overall record. All four playoff favorites will make the trip to Rider after win ning in front of their home crowds on Tuesday. Fourth place Bucknell defeated fifth seed Hofstra 69-56; X2 Lafayette eliminated X7 Towson State 75-55. as .X3 Delaware hung on to beat X6 Lehigh 80-78. ‘It should be a very exciting tournam ent.' said Head Coach Lillian Haas of a Drexel squad that has lived up to their pre season expectations to lead the Conference, 'especially because the top four teams will be represented. Any one of these teams is capable of winning. Bucknell is the X4 team coming in, but we know that getting by them will be difficult. We know that we have to execute better than we did in Lewisburg. We have to concentrate on defense. I really think this season’s cham pion will be the team that can stick with their game plan and capitalize when the pressure is o n .’ T r a c k a g a in p .m . D r a g o n 275.0 pts.; (5) Boston Universi ty 192.0 pts.; (6) University of Pittsburgh 180.0 pts; (7) Yale 156.0pts.; (8) Cornell 124.0 pts.; (8) University of Pennsylvania 124.0 pts.; (10) Columbia 116.0 pts.; (11) Drexel 58.0 pts. Drexel’s eleventh place finish bettered that of such competitors as: James Madison, Syracuse, William and Mary, LaSalle, Fordham, Dart mouth and the University of Delaware. Leading the way for Drexel H o o p s Hoops N otes... The All-ECC team for M en’s Basketball was announced last night with few surprises. M ichael Anderson gained first-team honors along with Mike Butts from Bucknell, Otis Ellis from Lafayette, and Mike Polaha and Daren Queenan from Lehigh. John Rankin made the second team, and Tom M ur phy made the All-Rookie team. Michael Anderson was also nam ed ECC Player o f the Year. Drexel finished the regular season in second place. Lafayette came in first, Delaware third, and Lehigh fourth. Michael Anderson was home in bed yesterday with the flu, but he is expected to play tomorrow. He ends his distiguished career with 38 school records, in third place in ECC scoring and Philadelphia scoring all-time, and first in Philly steal and assists all-time. If you can’t recognize the D rexel D ragons at Tow son tom orrow, just look for the bald basketball players. Jimmie Parker shaved his own, and the rest of the teams heads in preparation of the tournament. What dedication. with new East Coast Conference records and new Drexel team records were senior breaststroker Lynne Albertelli and freshman b u tte rfly e r C ath y M eehan . A lbertelli’s 1:07.53 in the 1(X) breaststroke was good enough for a fifth place. A consolation finalist in both the 100 and 2 0 0 -y ard b u tte rfly e v e n ts, M eehan’s 58.42 in the 100 but terfly ranked her ninth overall. Four of D rexel’s five relay teams placed in the top 16 in the East. F re sh m an Ja c k ie S harp (b a c k stro k e ); se n io r Lynne A lb e rte lli (b re a ststro k e ); freshman Cathy Meehan (butterf ly) and freshman Traci Morret (fre e sty le ) co m p rised the 400-yard medley relay team that placed a respectable ninth in the consolation heat with a time of 4:03.27. O ther Lady D ragons that traveled to Harvard for the meet included: senior Peggy Manley, junior Carol Landis and freshman Heather Parry. ‘Our showing at Harvard was very gratifying after the season that we had as a team, ’ said Drex el Head Coach Barb Kilgour. ‘Regaining the East Coast Con ference title meant a great deal to us, and I ’m pleased that our swimmers carried that champion ship attitude to Harvard. The future of Drexel swimming looks very bright.’ The M en’s Swimming team finished the 87-88 season with a fifth place finish at the ECC M en’s Swimming and Diving Championships. Ron Cook was D rexel’s top perform er with a 4:08.36 in the 400 meter IM, a 1:56.21 in the 200 meter Back Stroke, and a 1:56.30 in the 200 meter IM.