Idiot Sandwiches Specialty Items Beverages

Idiot Sandwiches
All served with chips or Potato salad.
Substitute wing chips or side salad for $1.99 extra.
WHOLE
HALF
$7.75
$9.75
Italian Club
Ham, Salami & Pepperoni served with lettuce, tomato, onions,
provolone cheese and house-made italian dressing.
Meatball Parmesan
Meatballs and sauce served on a sub roll with melted provolone
cheese.
Chicken Parmesan
Grilled or fried chicken with melted provolone cheese and red
sauce.
Jersey Cheesesteak
5 or 10 ounces of sliced sirloin grilled with green peppers,
onions and melted provolone cheese.
Jersey Chicken Cheesesteak
5 or 10 ounces of grilled chicken grilled with green peppers,
onions and melted provolone cheese.
**These items take a few extra minutes to prepare,
but they are worth the wait!
Calzone........................................................................................................$8.99
Hot italian turnover with ricotta and mozarella with your choice of toppings
and homemade red sauce on the side.
$0.75 each topping. $1.25 premium toppings - limit 3 toppings
Stromboli.....................................................................................................$8.99
Italian roll up filled with pepperoni, italian sausage, green peppers, onions
and mozzarella. Served with homemade red sauce on the side and your
choice of chips or potato salad. Deletions fine but no additions. Add $1.99
for wing chips or side salad
Veggie Stromboli.........................................................................................$7.99
Italian roll up filled with spinach, broccoli, mushrooms and mozzarella
cheese. Served with homemade red sauce on the side and your choice of
chips or potato salad. Deletions fine but no additions. Add $1.99 for wing
chips or side salad
SOFT DRINKS
We proudly serve
Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Gingerale, lemonade.....$2.59
Fresh Brewed Iced Tea............................................$2.59
BEER, WINE & SPIRITS
11:30am - 2:00pm, Every Sunday
Brunch Pizza- 10” pie with egg base, Mozzarella and sharp cheddar
cheeses and 4 toppings of your choice. ..........................................$8.99
Brunch Omelet - 3 eggs with mozzarella and sharp cheddar cheeses
and 4 toppings of your choice. Served with potoatoes or grits and a
side of bacon. ...................................................................................$8.99
Brunch bowl - 3 scrambled eggs with your choice of 4 toppings and
cheddar cheese atop a bowl of housemade breakfast potatoes. Served
with potoatoes or grits and a side of bacon.....................................$8.99
Brunch Stromboli - Served with Served with potoatoes or grits and
a side of bacon and side sauce.........................................................$8.99
Veg. Stromboli - Spinach, Mushrooms, Onions, Mozzarella,
Cheddar Cheese and Egg
Reg. Stromboli - Sausage, Onion, Green Peppers, Mozarella,
Cheddar Cheese and Egg
Bloody Mary Bar - Make Your Own Bloody Mary!
Vodka and Bloody Mary Mix
and all the amenities on the bar $4.50
Other Beverages and Sides
Beverages -
Specialty Items
Beverages
Sunday Brunch
Free refills on soda and tea
Ask your server for our extensive and ever-changing beer,
wine and spirits list
Juice (Orange, Cranberry, Grapefruit).................................$2.59
(no refills)
Mimosa or Poinsetta (Glass).................................................$3.50
Half Carafe.............................................................................$5.00
Full Carafe.............................................................................$9.00
Sides -
Breakfast Potatoes - $2.59
3 Strips of Bacon - $1.59
Grits - $2.59
The Village Idiot offers lunch catering
Monday - Friday, so let us take care of
your business or social luncheons.
Please take advantage of our fast, friendly
delivery service by calling 252-TOGO(8646)
Welcome to the Village Idiot!
We have been serving NY Style Pizza to Columbia since 1990.We use only the freshest
ingredients available, we make our dough
fresh daily, hand roll and toss it to create your
pizza to order. Enjoy and come back often!
2009 Devine Street
Columbia, SC
803-252-8646
www.VillageIdiotPizza.com
There is a $10.00 minimum on ALL credit cards. In an effort to
provide the best possible service to all of our customers, we are
not always able to separate checks for parties of 6 or more and a
15% gratuity may be added. Thank you for understanding.
Appetizers
Cheese Fries.............................................................................$6.75
Wing chips covered in bacon and melted cheese.
Jalapenos available upon request.
Bleu Cheese Fries.....................................................................$6.75
Wing Chips topped with bleu cheese crumbles
Mozzarella Sticks.....................................................................$6.25
Served with homemade red sauce for dipping
Stuffed Jalapenos.....................................................................$6.25
Cheddar cheese filled served with a side of ranch for dipping
Chicken Fingers........................................................................$6.25
Fingers with Ranch, Honey Mustard or BBQ
$0.75 extra to toss in your favorite wing flavor.
Add $1.99 for Wing Chips
Garlic Bread..............................................................................$4.75
Served with a homemade red sauce.
With cheese..............................................................................$5.25
Wing Chips Basket...................................................................$4.75
Celery with Blue Cheese or Ranch..........................................$2.75
Create Your Own Pizza
Cheese Pizza.............................................12”..........16”...
With Red Sauce...................................$10.49......$12.49
With White Sauce................................$11.99.....$13.99
With Pesto Sauce..................................$11.99.....$13.99
Toppings..................................................$1.49.......$1.99
Premium Toppings.................................$1.99......$2.49
Pizza By the Slice
Cheese Slice.............................................$1.99
Toppings.............................................................$0.69
Premium Toppings............................................$0.89
Only traditional red sauce available for slices. Limit 5 toppings please.
Idiot Wings
Idiot Wings (served with celery and ranch or blue cheese)
(10)................................................................................$8.25
(20)..............................................................................$15.75
Wing Basket - 10 Wings & Wing Chips..........................................$9.75
Includes Ranch or Blue Cheese
Mild, Hot, Wicked Hot, Teriyaki, Spicy Teriyaki, Honey Mustard, BBQ
Salads
Dressings: Homemade House Italian, Ranch, Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard and
Lite Raspberry Vinaigrette.
House Salad......................................................Individual - $3.99........Family - $5.99
Lettuce, tomato, green peppers, onions, and pepperoncini
Greek Salad........................................................Individual - $4.99.......Family - $7.99
Feta Cheese atop our House Salad
Entree’ Salads
Antipasto Salad....................................................................................................$9.59
Pepperoni, ham, salami, provolone and mozzarella cheeses atop our large house salad
Spinach Salad.......................................................................................................$7.99
Bacon, roma tomatoes, bleu cheese crumbles with lite Raspberry Vinaigrette
Grilled Chicken Salad..........................................................................................$8.99
grilled chicken breast atop our house salad
Fried Chicken Salad.............................................................................................$8.99
fried chicken tenders with bacon, cheddar cheese and tomato
Toppings
Extra cheese, feta cheese, pepperoni, italian sausage, ham,
bacon, ground beef, mushrooms, onions, black olives, tomatoes, garlic, green peppers, banana peppers, jalapeno peppers,
pineapple,broccoli, green olives, cheddar cheese, spinach &
artichokes.
Premium Toppings
Grilled chicken, cajun chicken, roasted red peppers, ricotta
cheese, salami, anchovies, meatballs, pepperoncini, provolone
cheese, sun dried tomatoes, capers & bleu cheese crumbles
Just a Few Rules!
*Half and half pies or deletions - no
problem*
*No substitutions on specialty
pizzas*
*Specialty Pizzas are not avaialble
by the slice*
Idiot Suggestions
Village Special..................................................................$15.99...............$18.99
Pepperoni, italian sauasge, mushrooms, green peppers, onions and black olives
Italian................................................................................$13.99...............$16.99
Ham, pepperoni and salami
Hurricane.........................................................................$11.99...............$13.99
Red sauce pizza topped with a swirl of pesto
The Freshman Fifteen.....................................................$13.99...............$16.99
Pepperoni and extra cheese with two sides of ranch. Two a week and you’ll be
there by winter break!
Fat Hawaiian....................................................................$13.99...............$16.99
Ham, pineapple and bacon
Kamikaze..........................................................................$13.99...............$16.99
Ham, pineapple and jalepenos
Rajun Cajun......................................................................$14.99...............$17.99
Savory blend of blackened chicken, onions, tomatoes and jalapenos...SPICY
The Octopus’ Garden......................................................$15.99...............$18.99
Spinach, broccoli, tomatoes, green peppers, mushrooms and onions
(no seafood)
The Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy..................................$15.99...............$18.99
Pepperoni, italian sausage, ham and ground beef
Jason “The Bud Man” Special...........................................$15.99..............$18.99
Pepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms, onions and extra cheese
Greek.................................................................................$15.99...............$18.99
Black olives, feta, roma tomatoes, onion and capers
Park Avenue.....................................................................$15.99...............$18.99
Artichokes, spinach, garlic, tomatoes and grilled chicken
The Godfather..................................................................$13.99...............$16.99
Sausage, onion, green pepper
The Barnyard...................................................................$15.99...............$18.99
Pepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms, ham, roasted red peppers, jalapenos
and extra cheese
Buffalo Chicken................................................................$13.99...............$16.99
Buffalo sauce base with grilled chicken. Topped with a swirl of hot sauce and
ranch or BC.
Sorensen’s Great White North........................................$13.99...............$16.99
White pie generously topped with bacon and sausage. Price may vary depending
on U.S. - Canadian exchange rate.
Italian Flag.......................................................................$13.99...............$16.99
White sauce pie with spinach, tomatoes and garlic
White Pizza Paradise.......................................................$14.99...............$17.99
White sauce pie, roasted red peppers, capers, onions and garlic
Zambini............................................................................$15.99...............$18.99
Pesto pie with roma tomatoes, onions, sausage and jalapenos....SPICY...
Chicken Mediterranean..................................................$15.99...............$18.99
Pesto pie with grilled chicken, feta, tomatoes and onions
Pesto Primavera................................................................$14.99..............$17.99
Pesto pie with artichokes, mushrooms and tomatoe
BBQ Chicken...................................................................$13.99................$16.99
BBQ sauce base with grilled chicken, cheddar and onions
Rucker...............................................................................$14.99...............$17.99
Ranch base pie with grilled chicken and bacon