Cards Against Humanity Full Set (Black + White)

Rarity has a long
forgotten line of
clothing inspired
by ____.
Why cant I sleep
at night?
THIS ____ HAS
BEEN PASSED
DOWN THE
ARMSTRONG
FAMILY LINE FOR
GENERATIONS!!!
Whats fun until it
gets weird?
Id like to be ____.
Finally! A service
that delivers ____
right to your
door.
The first question, the
oldest question in the
universe. That must
never be answered,
hidden in plain sight.
__________?
In the new Disney
Channel Original
Movie, Hannah
Montana struggles
with ____ for the
first time.
In the next Punch
Out!!, ____ will
be the secret
final boss.
A romantic,
candlelit dinner
would be
incomplete
without ____.
My mom freaked
out when she
looked at my
browser history
and found
____.com/____.
An international
tribunal has
found ____ guilty
of ____.
PICK
After months of
debate, the Occupy
Wall Street General
Assembly could
only agree on More
____!
Nights filled with
____.
2
My Little Sister
Cant Be ____!
PICK
Personals ad:
Seeking a female
who doesnt mind
____, might also be
willing to try a male
if theyre ____.
PICK
The lion, the
witch, and ____.
Ponyville was
shocked to
discover ____ in
Fluttershys shed.
In the future, the
barrier between our
world and the demon
world is broken, and
thousands of monsters
invade our realm to
feed upon ____.
2
How did I avoid
your attack?
Simple. By ____.
2
Next from J.K.
Rowling: Harry
Potter and the
Chamber of ____.
Ponyville is
widely known for
____.
What left this
stain on my
couch?
In the seventh
circle of Hell,
sinners must
endure ____ for
all eternity.
It all started with
____.
_______ in a box.
If I was a magical
girl, my cute
mascot sidekick
would be ____.
Not many people
know that Tara
Strong is also the
voice of ____.
After Hurricane
Katrina, Sean
Penn brought ____
to all the people of
New Orleans.
During Picassos
often-overlooked
Brown Period, he
produced
hundreds of
paintings of ____.
I cant believe I
spent most of my
paycheck on
____.
Turns out that
____-Man was
neither the hero
we needed nor
wanted.
Members of New
Yorks social elite
are paying
thousands of
dollars just to
experience ____.
On the next
episode of
Dragon Ball Z,
Goku has a fierce
battle with ____.
The rarest
Pokemon in my
collection is
____.
The extra space
in the TARDIS is
actually used for
________.
What is Batmans
guilty pleasure?
Whats there a ton
of in heaven?
I do not know with
which weapons
World War III will be
fought, but World
War IV will be
fought with ____.
Technology
improves every
day. One day
soon, surfing the
web will be
replaced by ____.
If God didnt want
us to enjoy ____,
he wouldnt have
given us ____.
PICK
____ may pass,
but ____ will last
forever.
2
PICK
In an attempt to reach
a wider audience, the
Smithsonian Museum
of Natural History has
opened an interactive
exhibit on ____.
After a long,
arduous battle,
____ finally met
their end by
____.
2
PICK
2
There is a time
for peace, a time
for war, and a
time for ____.
My love for you
is like ____.
BERSERKER!
In my head, the
beat, four times,
the sound of
________.
Im sorry! Im sorry!
I didnt mean to
accidentally walk
in on you while
you were ____!
____ is a slippery
slope that leads
to ____.
The Doctor fixed
the chameleon
circuit to make
the TARDIS look
like _________.
Make a haiku.
During high
school, I never
really fit in until I
found ____ club.
Ive been into
____ since before
I hit puberty, I
just didnt know
what it meant.
Im sorry,
Professor, but I
couldnt complete
my homework
because of ____.
What gives me
uncontrollable
gas?
Before I run for
president, I must
destroy all
evidence of my
involvement with
____.
Major League
Baseball has
banned ____ for
giving players an
unfair advantage.
WANTED:
$50,000,000,000
reward for the
apprehension
of____.
What has been
making life
difficult at the
nudist colony?
When Im in
prison, Ill have
____ smuggled
in.
PICK
2
The Doctor used
his psychic paper
to prove that he
was indeed the
inspector of
_________.
I never thought
____ would be so
enjoyable.
This ____ of mine
glows with an
awesome power!
Its ____ tells me
to defeat you!
PICK
Make a harem.
(Draw 4, Pick 5)
2
With a million times
the destructive force
of all our nuclear
weapons combined,
no one was able to
survive ____.
As king, how will
I keep the
peasants in line?
Who is GLaDOS'
next test
subject?
My gym teacher
got fired for
adding ____ to
the obstacle
course.
Money cant buy
me love, but it
can buy me ____.
The best part of
my ____ costume
is ____.
Rainbow Dash
has always
wanted ____.
Science will
never explain the
origin of ____.
PICK
2
Its difficult to
explain to friends
and family why I
know so much
about ____.
When I thought I
couldnt go any
lower, I realized I
would probably
fuck ____.
Who cares about
the printing press,
did that medieval
peasant girl just
invent ____?!
In a world
without humans,
saddles are
actually made for
____.
Tonight on 20/20:
What you dont
know about ____
could kill you.
What is the next
great Kickstarter
project?
âRory put Hitler
in the ________.â
This season on
Man vs. Wild, Bear
Grylls must survive
in the depths of the
Amazon with only
____ and his wits.
What wouldnt I
fuck?
IM-A FIRIN MAH
____!
In Rome, there are
whisperings that
the Vatican has a
secret room
devoted to ____.
And I would have
gotten away with
it, too, if it hadnt
been for ____!
Why am I sticky?
Justin Beibers
new song is all
about ____.
As part of his
contract, Prince
wont perform
without ____ in his
dressing room.
I learned the hard
way that you cant
cheer up a
grieving friend
with ____.
Every Christmas,
my uncle gets
drunk and tells
the story about
____.
____. Yeah, thats
a pretty
interesting way
to die.
What do I keep
hidden in the
crawlspace?
Now! Face my
ultimate attack!
Welcome home,
Master! Is there
anything your
servant girl can
bring you today?
The Doctorâs
real name is
Gallifreyan for
_________.
____ would be
woefully
incomplete
without ____.
Step 1: ____.
Step 2: ____.
Step 3: Profit.
PICK
2
PICK
Dont stand
behind him, if
you value your
____.
Its no secret.
Deep down,
everybody wants
to fuck ____.
_______ me up,
Scotty.
2
The new manga
from ____ is
about a
highschool girl
discovering ____.
PICK
2
I spent my whole
life working
toward ____, only
to have it ruined
by ____.
PICK
Who let the dogs
out?
Coming to
Broadway this
season, ____:
The Musical.
What did I bring
back from
Mexico?
____. Its a trap!
He who controls
____ controls the
world.
____: Hours of
fun. Easy to use.
Perfect for ____!
He might just
save the
universe, if he
only had some
____!
2
PICK
It turns out
Hitlers favorite
pony was ____.
____ in my pants.
2
How am I
compensating for
my tiny penis?
____ and ____
are the new hot
couple.
PICK
You have my
bow. AND MY
____.
Dear Sir or
Madam, We regret
to inform you that
the Office of ____
has denied your
request for ____.
PICK
Okay, Ill admit it.
I would totally go
gay for ____.
MTVs new reality
show features
eight washed-up
celebrities living
with ____.
After a wild night
of crusading,
Applebloom
learned that ____
was her super
special talent.
Hello. OK, mmm.
New _______.
Thatâs weird.
Every now and
then, I like to
participate in the
time-honored
Japanese tradition
of ____.
What dont you
want to find in
your Kung Pao
chicken?
2
2
Twilight got bored
with the magic of
friendship, and
now studies the
magic of ____.
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds
and ____.
During sex, I like
to think about
____.
Ive been waiting
all year for ____.
To prepare for his
upcoming role,
Daniel Day-Lewis
immersed himself
in the world of
____.
You are already
____.
We are the Borg.
Lower your shields
and surrender your
_______.
Resistance is
_______.
To save the
world, you must
collect all 7 ____.
PICK
2
Luna didnt help in
the fight against
Chrysalis because
she was too busy
with ____.
Where the Doctor
goes _______ is
sure to follow.
In their latest
scheme, the
Krotons disguise
themselves as
________ to kill
the Doctor.
One does not
simply walk into
____.
A new study
finds that
_________ are
poisonous to
Gallifreyans.
The new fad diet
is all about
making people
do ____ and eat
____.
In his next movie,
Will Smith saves
the world from
____.
Genius is 10%
inspiration and
90% ____.
In the new DLC
for Mass Effect,
Shepard must
save the galaxy
from ____.
River Song left a
message for the
Doctor on the
nose of the Sphinx
warning him about
_________.
PICK
My cutie mark
would be ____.
BILLY MAYS
HERE FOR ____.
2
A successful job
interview begins
with a firm
handshake and
ends with ____.
I dont think my
parents will ever
accept that the
real me is ____.
____? Theres an
app for that.
Wes Andersons
new film tells the
story of a
precocious child
coming to terms
with ____.
Choosy Moms
Choose ____.
_______ and
Custard
In return for my
soul, the Devil
promised me
____, but all I got
was ____.
Who would have
guessed that the
alien invasion
would be easily
thwarted by ____.
PICK
Make a love
triangle.
Go-Go-Gadget,
____!
DRAW
PICK
____. Only on
Toonami
2
3
____ vs. ____.
BEST. FIGHT.
EVER.
PICK
The ______ Ark
must be
protected above
all else.
Whats Teach for
America using to
inspire inner city
students to
succeed?
Karaoke night!
Im totally gonna
sing my favorite
song, ____.
2
So wait, ____
was actually
____? Wow, I
didnt see that
one coming!
PICK
The Doctor swore
heâd never travel
with Captain Jack
after he caught
him with
_________.
2
____ Jesus is the
Jesus of ____.
2
Im no longer
allowed near
____ after the
incident with
____.
PICK
PICK
Of my entire
collection, my
most prized
possession is
____.
2
2
I just can't do it
Captain, I just
don't have the
_______.
In a world
ravaged by ____,
our only solace
is ____.
PICK
The best part of
waking up is
____ in your cup.
Daddy, why is
Mommy crying?
2
Only two things
in life are certain:
death and ____.
I got 99 problems
but ____ aint
one.
What is the
answer to lifes
question?
PS4: It only does
____.
____? Oh, yeah, I
could get my
mouth around
that.
Forget everything
you know about
____, because now
weve
supercharged it
with ____!
Im pretty sure Im
high right now,
because Im
absolutely
mesmerized by
____.
The Japanese
have developed a
smaller, more
efficient version
of ____.
PICK
2
This holiday
season, Tim Allen
must overcome
his fear of ____ to
save Christmas.
_______, the
Final Frontier.
_________ is
very good at
opening doors.
In my past life, I
was ____.
Shes up all night
for good fun. Im
up all night for
____.
Im more
awesome than a
T-rex because of
____.
I finally realized I
hit rock bottom
when I started
digging through
dumpsters for
____.
In his new
summer comedy,
Rob Schneider is
____ trapped in
the body of ____.
PICK
2
While writing
Dragon Ball, Akira
Toriyama would
occasionally take a
break from working
to enjoy ____.
I wouldnt fuck
____ with ____'s
dick.
PICK
It is often argued
that our ancestors
would have never
evolved without
the aid of ____.
Luke, I am your
_______.
2
____. Betcha
cant have just
one!
Rainbow Dash
received a
concussion after
flying into ____.
âAlright, itâs a
Jammie Dodger,
but I was
promised
________!!â
Ladies and
gentlemen, I give
you ____...
COVERED IN
BEES!!!
You need to get
yourself a dictionary.
When you do, look up
â_______â. Youâll see
a picture of me there,
and the captionâll read
âOver my dead body!â
I never truly
understood ____
until I
encountered
____.
Whats that
sound?
Fuck you, Im a
____.
Im not even
aroused by normal
porn anymore, I
can only get off to
____ or ____.
Live long and
____.
PICK
I whip my ____
back and forth.
But before I kill
you, Mr. Bond, I
must show you
____.
2
PICK
Whats the
crustiest?
If my parents
ever found ____,
Id probably be
disowned.
2
To much
controversy,
Princess Celestia
made ____
illegal.
____ ALL THE
____.
PICK
2
It took hours to
edit ____ into the
video.
Why do I hurt all
over?
Should the
Elements of
Harmony fail,
____ is to be used
as a last resort.
I think I
accidentally
invented the
_______ daiquiri a
few centuries
early.
Before ____, all
we had was ____.
Dr. Black Jack,
please hurry! The
patient is suffering
from a terminal
case of ____!
____.
Goddammit,
Japan.
Everythings
better with ____.
The reason I go
to church is to
learn about ____.
And what did you
bring for show
and tell?
You need to ____
your asshole, its
vital to this
operation.
If a pot of gold is
at one end of the
rainbow, what is
at the other?
Behold! My trap
card, ____!
Iâm into
_________ now.
_________ are
cool.
PICK
2
Michael Bays
new three-hour
action epic pits
____ against
____.
PICK
Suck my ____.
2
PICK
Whats the new
fad diet?
Maybe shes born
with it. Maybe its
____.
My new favorite
porn star is Joey
____ McGee.
Damn it Jim! I'm
a doctor, not a
_______.
2
Who knew that
_________ would
defeat the
Daleks.
I don't believe in
no-_______
scenarios.
____ ruined
many peoples
childhood.
Who the hell do
you think I am?!
After blacking
out during New
Years Eve, I was
awoken by ____.
This is your
captain speaking.
Fasten your
seatbelts and
prepare for ____.
Life was difficult
for cavemen
before ____.
The road to
success is paved
with ____.
Lifetime presents
____, the story of
____.
Who is the next
incarnation of the
Doctor?
Everyone really
just goes to the
cons for ____.
____ is the root
of all evil.
Are you my
_________?
With enough time
and pressure,
____ will turn
into ____.
Oprahs book of
the month is
____ For ____: A
Story of Hope.
PICK
After a wild night
of partying,
Fluttershy
awakens to find
____ in her bed.
2
PICK
If you could fuck
anyone in the
world, who would
you choose?
Realizing, too
late, the
implications of
your interest in
____ as a child.
I would be a great
companion to the
doctor based on
my ability to
________.
2
PICK
2
When it comes to
hentai, nothing
gets me hotter
than ____.
The Xbox Ones
DRM policy isnt
half as bad as
____.
I wish I hadnt lost
the instruction
manual for ____.
Dont knock ____
until youve tried
it.
Ive got the whole
world in my ____.
What will I bring
back in time to
convince people
that I am a
powerful wizard?
Dont worry, hes
okay! He
survived thanks
to ____.
Listen, son. If you
want to get
involved with
____, I wont stop
you. Just steer
clear of ____.
What is literally
worse than
Hitler?
PICK
Youre a human
transported to
Equestria! The
first thing youd
look for is ____.
In his new selfproduced album,
Kanye West raps
over the sounds
of ____.
For my next trick,
I will pull ____
out of ____.
PICK
When Luna got
to the moon, she
was greeted with
____.
2
Im sorry, sir, but
we dont allow
____ at the
country club.
Next on ESPN2,
the World Series
of ____.
2
Long story short,
I ended up with
____ in my ass.
In a pinch, ____
can be a suitable
substitute for
____.
PICK
On the next
episode of Dragon
Ball Z, ____ is
forced to do the
fusion dance with
____.
I am become
____, destroyer
of ____!
PICK
2
PICK
Rarity was
supposed to
have a song
about ____, but it
was cut.
2
Scientists have
reverse
engineered alien
technology that
unlocks the
secrets of ____.
2
Tracked you down
with this. This is
my timey-wimey
detector. It goes
ding when thereâs
_________.
You guys, I saw this
crazy movie last night.
It opens on ____, and
then theres some stuff
about ____, and then
it ends with ____.
DRAW
PICK
Vegeta, what
does the scouter
say?
Im not like the
rest of you. Im
too rich and busy
for ____.
2
3
What was going
through Osama
Bin Ladens head
before he died?
I drink to forget
____.
Anthropologists
have recently
discovered a
primitive tribe that
worships ____.
Why Grandma,
said Little Red
Riding Hood,
What big ____
you have!
What was behind
the Doctorâs
door? (The God
Complex)
After the
earthquake, Sean
Penn brought
____ to the
people of Haiti.
Alternative
medicine is now
embracing the
curative powers
of ____.
____. YOU
SHOULD BE
WATCHING.
Who stole the
cookies from the
cookie jar?
What gets better
with age?
Whats the next
Happy Meal toy?
I never knew
what ____ could
be, until you all
shared its ____
with me.
PICK
As part of a recent
promotion,
Japanese KFCs are
now dressing their
Colonel Sanders
statues up as ____.
Though Thomas
Edison invented
the lightbulb, he
is also known for
giving us ____.
In a fit of rage,
Princess Celestia
sent ____ to the
____ for ____.
DRAW
PICK
2
3
2
____ looks pretty
in all the art, but
have you seen
one in real life?
Bitches love
_______.
At first I couldnt
understand ____,
but now its my
biggest kink.
The victim was
found with ____.
When Donna
started exploring
the TARDIS, she
found a room
dedicated to
_________.
Only my internet
friends know that
I fantasize about
____.
The inspiration
behind the latest
hit show is ____.
____. Thats how I
want to die.
Kids of this
generation will
never have to
_______.
Rainbow Dash is
the only pony in
all of Equestria
who can ____.
Every step
towards ____
gets me a little
closer to ____.
You have been
found guilty of 5
counts of ____,
and 13 counts of
____.
What never fails
to liven up the
party?
PICK
Show me on
____, where he
____.
PICK
We need to talk
about your whole
gallon of ____.
2
PICK
2
Take this! My
love, my anger,
and all of my
____!
When I am a
billionare, I shall
erect a 50-foot
statue to
commemorate
____.
What did the U.S.
airdrop to the
children of
Afghanistan?
White people like
____.
____: kid-tested,
motherapproved.
What did Vin
Diesel eat for
dinner?
2
S-Shut up!! I-Its
not like I'm ____
or anything.
In his newest and
most difficult
stunt, David
Blaine must
escape from ____.
What is the worst
thing anyone
could say in front
of the police?
When all else
fails, I can always
masturbate to
____.
Chicks. Dig.
____. Nice.
On this episode of
Doctor Who, the
Doctor and his
companion must
face off against
_________.
And the
Academy Award
for ____ goes to
____.
The sad truth is,
that at the edge
of the universe,
there is nothing
but ____.
PICK
2
Its a pity that
kids these days
are all getting
involved with
____.
Whats my secret
power?
What ended my
last relationship?
Aloe and Lotus have
been experimenting
with a radical
treatment that utilizes
the therapeutic
properties of ____.
Mom, I swear!
Despite its name,
____ is NOT a
porno!
Dear Abby,Im
having some
trouble with ____
and would like
your advice.
Whenever Im
splashed with
cold water, I turn
into ____.
Charades was
ruined for me
forever when my
mom had to act
out ____.
A fortune teller
told me I will live
a life filled with
____.
And thats how
Equestria was
made!
My life is ruled by
a vicious cycle of
____ and ____.
It lurks in the
night. It hungers
for flesh. This
summer, no one
is safe from ____.
PICK
2
Honey, I have a
new role-play I
want to try tonight!
You can be ____,
and Ill be ____.
Best drink ever:
One part ____,
three parts ____,
and a splash of
____.
DRAW
PICK
2
3
PICK
When I was
tripping on acid,
____ turned into
____.
2
PICK
Make a contract
with me, and
become ____!
2
In ____ We Trust.
When I am the
President of the
United States, I
will create the
Department of
____.
What am I giving
up for Lent?
One of these
days im just
gonna shit my
____.
What does
Alucard have
nightmares
about?
I went from ____
to ____, all
thanks to ____.
After months of
practice with
____, I think Im
finally ready for
____.
The seldomly
mentioned 4th
little pig built his
house out of
____.
DRAW
PICK
What would
grandma find
disturbing, yet
oddly charming?
War! What is it
good for?
2
3
PICK
I am _______,
programmed in
various
techniques.
2
This years
hottest album is
____ by ____.
PICK
When North
Korea gets ____,
it will be the end
of the world.
In Michael
Jacksons final
moments, he
thought about
____.
Whats a girls
best friend?
2
Lady Gaga has
revealed her new
dress will be
made of ____.
The class field
trip was
completely
ruined by ____.
In the future,
____ will fuel our
cars.
What is love
without ____?
No matter how I
look at it, its your
fault Im not ____!
As part of his
daily regimen,
Anderson Cooper
sets aside 15
minutes for ____.
The Smithsonian
Museum of Natural
History has just
opened an exhibit
on ____.
A tear, Sarah
Jane? No, donât
cry. While thereâs
life, thereâs
________.
Whats the next
superhero?
If you were
allowed to do
one illegal thing,
what would it be?
When Pharaoh
remained
unmoved, Moses
called down a
plague of ____.
A wild ____
appeared! It used
____!
This is the prime
of my life. Im
young, hot, and
full of ____.
PICK
2
I know of opinions
and all that, but I
just dont
understand how
anyone could
actually enjoy ____.
Youve seen the
bearded lady! Youve
seen the ring of fire!
Now, ladies and
gentlemen, feast
your eyes upon ____!
In L.A. County
Jail, word is you
can trade 200
cigarettes for
____.
I didnt believe
the rumors about
____, until I saw
the videos.
Studies show that
lab rats navigate
mazes 50% faster
after being
exposed to ____.
There are guilty
pleasures. And
then theres ____.
Someday when I
have kids, I want
to share with
them the joys of
____.
If you could have
any superpower,
what would it be?
In M. Night
Shyamalans new
movie, Bruce Willis
discovers that ____
had really been
____ all along.
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______ a day
keeps the Doctor
away.
Life for American
Indians was
forever changed
when the White
Man introduced
them to ____.
In 1,000 years,
when paper money
is a distant
memory, how will
we pay for goods
and services?
Before I go, I just
want to say you
were _________!
Two Best Friends
Play ____.
The next
pokemon will
combine ____
and ____.
Who could have
guessed that the
alien invasion
would be easily
thwarted by ____.
2
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2
The government
of Japan recently
passed a law that
effectively forbids
all forms of ____.
The healing
process began
when I joined a
support group for
victims of ____.
TSA guidelines
now prohibit
____ on
airplanes.
In 1,000 years,
when paper money
is but a distant
memory, ____ will
be our currency.
Lovin you is easy
cause youre
____.
Action stations!
Action stations!
Set condition one
throughout the
fleet and brace for
____!
The Daleks
plunger device is
actually used for
________.
What do old
people smell
like?
Whats the most
emo?
____. Awesome
in theory, kind of
a mess in
practice.
Whats the gift
that keeps on
giving?
_______ was
really the defense
mechanism of the
TARDIS all along.
Rumor has it that
Vladimir Putins
favorite delicacy
is ____ stuffed
with ____.
PICK
What brought the
orgy to a
grinding halt?
2
In the beginning,
there was ____.
And the Lord
said, Let there be
____.
PICK
Twilight Sparkle
owns far more
books on ____
than shed like to
admit.
2
Attention,
duelists: My hair
is ____.
My life for ____!
When I pooped,
what came out of
my butt?
Due to a PR
fiasco, Walmart
no longer offers
____.
The show was
great, until ____
showed up.
Behold the name
of my Zanpakuto,
____!
During his
midlife crisis, my
dad got really
into ____.
Lauren Faust
was shocked to
find ____ in her
mailbox.
Im not even sad
that I devote at
least six hours of
each day to ____.
The 1930s is
often regarded as
the golden age of
____.
After 900 years of
time and space,
______ was the
most remarkable
thing the Doctor
had ever seen.
The next
Assassins Creed
game will take
place in ____.
Did you hear
about the guy
that smuggled
____ into the
hotel?
How did I lose
my virginity?
Its not a boulder!
Its ____!
My favorite
hentai is the one
where ____ is
held down and
violated by ____.
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2
How am I
maintaining my
relationship
status?
At camp, wed
scare each other
by telling stories
about ____
around the fire.
My country, tis of
thee, sweet land
of ____.
I will not eat them
Sam-I-Am. I will
not eat ____.
Grand Theft
Auto: ____.
____ will never
be the same after
____.
Alcoholic games
of Clue lead to
____.
What does God
need with a
_______?
PICK
2
The blind date was
going horribly
until we
discovered our
shared interest in
____.
While the United States
raced the Soviet Union
to the moon, the
Mexican government
funneled millions of
pesos into research on
____.
This months
Cosmo: Spice up
your sex life by
bringing ____ into
the bedroom.
Next time on Dr.
Phil: How to talk
to your child
about ____.
Who needs
college when you
have ____.
Without any
warning, Pinkie
Pie burst into a
song about ____.
The _________ is
bigger on the
inside.
Dear Leader Kim
Jong-un, our
village praises your
infinite wisdom
with a humble
offering of ____.
I wouldnt ____
you with ____.
In a stroke of
unparalleled evil,
Discord turned
____ into ____.
You can try to
justify ____ all you
want, but you dont
have to be ____ to
realize its just
plain wrong.
____. And now
Im bleeding.
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2
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2
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2
If you cant
handle ____,
youd better stay
away from ____.
These are the voyages of
the starship Enterprise, to
explore strange new
_______, to seek out new
_______, and new _______.
To boldly go where no one
has gone before.
When you get
right down to it,
____ is just ____.
DRAW
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2
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2
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Alright, bros. Our frat
house is condemned,
and all the hot
slampieces are over at
Gamma Phi. The time
has come to commence
Operation ____.
2
3
What helps
Obama unwind?
Ive always wanted
to become a voice
actor, so I could
play the role of
____.
This is our final
battle. Mark my
words, I will
defeat you, ____!
What are my
parents hiding
from me?
Pay no attention
to ____ behind
the curtain!
We never did find
____, but along
the way we sure
learned a lot
about ____.
Ill roleplay ____,
you can be ____.
____. That is my
fetish.
PICK
What is the
meaning of life?
What can you
always find in
between the
couch cushions?
2
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2
In its new tourism
campaign, Detroit
proudly proclaims
that it has finally
eliminated ____.
Adventure.
Romance. ____.
From Paramount
Pictures, ____.
PICK
No matter how
many times I see
it, ____ always
brings a tear to
my eye.
The Five Stages
of Grief: denial,
anger,
bargaining, ____,
acceptance.
This is the way
the world ends,
not with a bang
but with ____.
2
Hey baby, come
back to my place
and Ill show you
____.
One day, I shall come
back. Yes, I shall
come back. Until
then, there must be
no regrets, no tears,
no _______.
The most
overused anime
cliche is ____.
Having problems
with ____? Try
____!
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_______ have the
phone box.
Besides wood,
the sonic
screwdriver also
doesnât work on
_________.
Thats right, I
killed ____. How,
you ask? ____.
2
Plan a three
course meal.
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2
What keeps me
warm during the
cold, cold
winter?
DRAW
PICK
2
3
2 AM in the city that
never sleeps. The door
swings open and she
walks in, legs up to
here. Something in her
eyes tells me shes
looking for ____.
Whats the next
superhero/sideki
ck duo?
I qualify for this
job because I have
several years
experience in the
field of ____.
What dont you
want to find in
your Chinese
food?
You havent truly
lived until youve
experienced ____
and ____ at the
same time.
The newest
feature of the
Xbox One is
____.
_______ keeps
the Doctor
coming back to
England.
And the award
for the filthiest
scene in an adult
film goes to 5
women and ____.
Whats that
smell?
In the distant
future, historians
will agree that
____ marked the
beginning of
Americas decline.
Equestrian
researchers have
discovered that
____ is The 7th
Element of
Harmony.
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I never felt more
accomplished
than when I
realized I could fit
____ into my ass.
2
The Time War
was effectively
ended when the
Doctor activated
_______.
____: Good to
the last drop.
Man, this is
bullshit. Fuck
____.
Nothing makes
Pinkie smile
more than ____.
Call the law offices
of Goldstein &
Goldstein, because
no one should have
to tolerate ____ in
the workplace.
The votes are in,
and the new high
school mascot is
____.
We just adopted
____ from the
pound.
On the third day of
Christmas, my true
love gave to me:
three French hens,
two turtle doves,
and ____.
____. High five,
bro.
When short on
money, you can
always ____.
What will always
get you laid?
Instead of
playing Cards
Against
Humanity, you
could be ____.
Everyone down
on the ground!
We dont want to
hurt anyone. Were
just here for ____.
And it is said his
ghost still wanders
these halls,
forever searching
for his lost ____.
In the next
episode,
SpongeBob gets
introduced to
____.
Once upon a
time, the land of
Equestria was
ruled by ____
and ____.
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The socialist
governments of
Scandinavia have
declared that
access to ____ is a
basic human right.
Little Miss.
Muffet sat on her
tuffet, eating her
____ and ____.
____ + ____ =
____.
DRAW
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2
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Do not fuck with
me! I am literally
____ right now.
2
3
2
Mama always
said life was like
____.
After living for
thousands of
years Celestia
can only find
pleasure in ____.
____. This is
what my life has
come to.
Anime has taught
me that classic
literature can
always be
improved by
adding ____.
Welcome to my
secret lair on
____.
When I found all
7 Dragon Balls,
Shenron granted
me my wish for
____.
You used ____.
Its super
effective!
Whoa, I might
fantasize about
____, but Id never
actually go that
far in real life.
Instead of coal,
Santa now gives
the bad children
____.
Jesus is ____.
This year, Im
totally gonna
cosplay as ____.
After being around
________, Iâm
convinced that itâs
impossible to travel
through time and
space without sexual
tension.
Tastes like ____.
What is your
mating call?
Whats my antidrug?
Why are you
making
chocolate
pudding at 4 in
the morning?
Who knew Id be
able to make a
living off of
____?
What does Dick
Cheney prefer?
The CIA now
interrogates
enemy agents by
repeatedly
subjecting them to
____.
Eating ____ gave
me ____.
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2
Keeping Christ in
Christmas.
Sexy Siamese
twins.
Elderly Japanese
men.
Jerking off into a
pool of children's
tears.
A sassy black
woman.
Eating an entire
box of Pocky in a
single bite.
Putting all the
condiments on
your steak. ALL
OF THEM.
Indescribable
loneliness.
A Bop It.
Marky Mark and
the Funky Bunch.
Embryonic stem
cells.
A good sniff.
Groping
strangers on a
train.
50,000 volts
straight to the
nipples.
Advice from a
wise, old black
man.
Loose lips.
Party poopers.
Some really
fucked-up shit.
A micropenis.
A furpile.
Crumpets with
the Queen.
My soul.
Solving a rubiks
cube with your
bare nipples.
An all-midget
production of
Shakespeare's
Richard III.
Doctor Who
Getting high on
bath salts.
A bunny girl
having a
lightsaber duel
with Darth Vader.
The Doctor
A gassy
antelope.
A tiny white dick.
Heteronormativit
y.
Twincest.
Stalin.
A 10-year old
with boobs twice
the size of her
head.
Catapults.
Nazis.
Lesbian subtext.
Chicken and
Waffles.
River Song
Pooping in the
bathtub.
Punching a man
so hard his
clothes fly off.
A pyramid of
severed heads.
Destroying the
evidence.
Shorties and
blunts.
A manhole.
Hunting
accidents.
Enormous
Scandinavian
women.
Britney Spears at
55.
Poor people.
A vajazzled
vagina.
A sweaty
shirtless man
holding a large,
writhing fish
against his chest.
Pretty Pretty
Princess DressUp Board Game.
Accidentally
Crossing
Shadows
Having sex on
top of a pizza.
Wil Wheaton
crashing an
actual spaceship.
Snorting Pixie
Stix.
Space Jam on
VHS.
The Virginia Tech
Massacre.
Blowing a child's
head off with a
rocket launcher.
Getting abducted
by Peter Pan.
A sad handjob.
The Power of
Greyskull.
The Sarlacc.
Heavily-tattooed
yakuza
henchmen.
Italians.
A Big Tittied
Blonde Police
Girl with a
CANNON
Erotic incestuous
toothbrushing.
Robert Downey,
Jr.
Teaching a robot
to love.
Octopus balls.
The Blood of
Christ.
Sexual tension.
The Rapture.
The peaceful and
nonthreatening
rise of China.
A bucket of fish
heads.
Waiting 'til
marriage.
Pinkie Pie in full
latex.
Gloryholes.
Pistol-whipping a
hostage.
Barack Obama.
Child Protective
Services.
Wibbly wobbly,
timey wimey . . .
stuff
Mountain Dew
Code Red.
Reverse harems.
A surprising
amount of hair.
Unlimited soup,
salad, and
breadsticks.
ALL OF THE
DICKS.
Wiping her butt.
Rose Tyler
Dr. Who fans
showing up at
anime cons
despite not being
invited.
Having shotguns
for legs.
Smegma.
Bulma's panties.
When you fart
and a little bit
comes out.
Golden showers.
Homeless
people.
The brown note.
Actually taking
candy from a
baby.
Drinking
responsibly.
That one gay
Teletubby.
Thinking Misty
from Pokemon
is... kinda sexy.
Stuff a child's
face with Fun Dip
until he starts
having fun.
Lunchables.
Stunt doubles.
A sad fat dragon
with no friends.
Bear punching,
tiger chopping,
shark suplexing,
& helicopter
bodyslamming.
Peanutbutter jelly
time.
Being fabulous.
Tripping, falling,
and landing with
your face in a
girl's breasts.
A drive-by
shooting.
Hordes of
zombies.
The entire
Mormon
Tabernacle
Choir.
Strangling
hardcore nerds
with razor wire.
Wet dreams.
Foreskin.
The token
minority.
Penis envy.
Friction.
Dental dams.
Nude-modding
Super Mario
World.
Thundercunt.
Subduing a
grizzly bear and
making her your
wife.
Waterboarding.
Breaking out into
song and dance.
My dad's dumb
fucking face.
A foul mouth.
A vagina that
leads to another
dimension.
A gentle caress
of the inner
thigh.
Home video of
Oprah sobbing
into a Lean
Cuisine.
Passable
transvestites.
A smaller, whiter
dick.
Puberty.
Pedophiles.
Rehab.
Whipping a
disobedient
slave.
Traveling to the
end of time just
to get away from
an annoying
companion
Hospice care.
Doin' it in the
butt.
The Holy Bible.
The tiny,
calloused hands
of the Chinese
children that
made this card.
Throwing a virgin
into a volcano.
Booby-trapping
the house to foil
burglars.
A cat video so
cute that your
eyes roll back and
your spine slides
out of your anus.
Getting drunk on
sake.
Dark Magicks.
A Bleach hentai
where Rukia
rapes Ichigo.
Poor life choices.
A ridiculous
scarf
Smoking crack,
for instance.
The Silence
Bathing the
homeless.
Locking Hitler in
the closet.
Two dogs
humping.
Four Loko.
Clara Oswin
Oswald
Sticking a
chopstick in your
pee-hole.
A Christmas
stocking full of
coleslaw.
An asymmetric
boob job.
The Columbine
Shooting.
Mathletes.
The tiniest shred
of evidence that
God is real.
Taking a shit in
the shrine's
donation box.
Special musical
guest, Cher.
Sphincter
Bleaching.
Growing a pair.
The moist,
demanding
chasm of his
mouth.
A spontaneous
conga line.
Faith healing.
Cuddling.
Sunshine and
rainbows.
The Rev. Dr.
Martin Luther
King, Jr.
The primal, ballslapping sex
your parents are
having right now.
Sarah Jane and
Rose cat-fighting
Jiggle physics.
Crazy opium
eyes.
Preteens.
Vigorous jazz
hands.
Vietnam
flashbacks.
BATMAN!!!
Pooping back
and forth.
Forever.
A Lightsaber
Raptor attacks.
Genetically
engineered
super-soldiers.
Upgrading
homeless people
to mobile
hotspots.
The final circle of
Hell.
Altar boys.
The clitoris.
Crucifixion.
Capturing Newt
Gingrich and
forcing him to
dance in a
monkey suit.
An oversized
lollipop.
Concealing a
boner.
A bigger, blacker
dick.
A big floppy
donkey dick.
Drum circles.
Ponies with
fricken' laser
beams attached
to their heads!
Powerful thighs.
Spring break!
An icepick
lobotomy.
Incest.
Yoshi's huge
egg-laying
cloaca.
A spinning
Christmas Tree
of death
Davros
Accidentally
pulling out an
electric
toothbrush
The Great
Intelligence
Mouth herpes.
Sarah Jane Smith
Vash the
Stampede.
Fully Functional
and Anatomically
Correct
Asian cock.
Poorly-timed
Holocaust jokes.
The Hamburglar.
Wearing
underwear
inside-out to
avoid doing
laundry.
Nipple blades.
10 Incredible
Facts About the
Anus.
Landshark.
Banging your
adopted
daughter.
Menstrual rage.
A third-grader
seducing her 23year-old teacher.
Oncoming traffic.
A hot mess.
Holy dildos.
A lamprey
swimming up the
toilet and
latching onto
your taint.
Actually
cumming inside
Rainbow Dash.
The Chinese
gymnastics team.
An army of
skeletons.
A stray pube.
A baseball to the
nuts.
Switching to
Geico.
Grandpa's ashes.
The tears of a
clown.
Alcoholism.
Sexy pillow
fights.
A pinata full of
scorpions.
Laying an egg.
The Star Wars
Holiday Special.
Medieval Times
Dinner &
Tournament.
My vagina.
God.
Vehicular
manslaughter.
Boogers.
A giant purple
dildo sword.
Puppets made
from the skin of
children.
Ripping into a
man's chest and
pulling out his
still-beating
heart.
A fetus.
A slightly shittier
parallel universe.
Sugar madness.
Brown people.
An All White
Jury.
Falling into the
toilet.
The power of
friendship.
Repression.
Republicans.
Friends who eat
all the snacks.
Wearing an
octopus for a hat.
Drills for hands.
Answering
Riverâs booty
call off of one of
Jupiterâs moons.
Buddy Christ
Gay aliens.
Donald Trump.
One trillion
dollars.
Three months in
the hole.
Allowing nacho
cheese to curdle in
your beard while
you creep in
League of
Legends.
Whining like a
little bitch.
The Sonic
Screwdriverâs
New Pink Setting
Hipsters.
You dumbass!
Erectile
dysfunction.
The terrorists.
Land mines.
Barney's rape
dungeon.
Not wearing
pants.
A cartoon camel
enjoying the
smooth,
refreshing taste
of a cigarette.
The Master
Copping a feel.
A fully-dressed
female
videogame
character.
Making a pouty
face.
Con funk.
The smallest,
whitest dick.
Japanese rope
bondage.
Vigilante justice.
Panty & Stocking
with Garterbelt.
Yoda
Blowing your
hand off with a
firework.
A poop
sandwich.
The Dance of the
Sugar Plum
Fairy.
Exploding
pigeons.
Tasteful
sideboob.
Sweetie Belle's
virgin
marshmallow
pussy.
Dying alone and
in pain.
Terabytes of
horse porn.
The Big Bang.
Porn stars.
Getting drunk on
mouthwash.
The Boy Scouts
of America.
All-you-can-eat
shrimp for $4.99.
Dead parents.
The chronic.
The secret
formula for
ultimate female
satisfaction.
The Village
People.
Marky Mark's
foam rubber
penis from
Boogie Nights.
All of this blood.
Racism.
The way white
people is.
Surprise sex!
Putting the
fucking lotion in
the basket.
Demonic
possession.
Kim Jong-il.
A sausage
festival.
Scrotal frostbite.
The hardworking
Mexican.
Acidic breast
milk.
Loki, the trickster
god.
Stranger danger.
K-9
Gift-wrapping a
live hamster.
Impotence.
The female
orgasm.
Grammar nazis
who are also
regular Nazis.
Assless chaps.
Cybermen
Judge Judy.
An unstoppable
wave of fire ants.
Mad hacky-sack
skills.
Child abuse.
The world's
tallest midget.
Literally eating
shit.
Self-loathing.
Those times
when you get
sand in your
vagina.
Gently stroking
the horn.
A tribe of warrior
women.
AXE Body Spray.
Elder abuse.
Being a
motherfucking
sorcerer.
Paying the iron
price.
Finger painting.
Heartwarming
orphans.
Tentacle rape.
A micropig
wearing a tiny
raincoat and
booties.
Centaurs.
Injecting speed
into one arm and
horse tranquilizer
into the other.
Finally finishing
off the Indians.
Attitude.
A middle-aged
man on roller
skates.
Crippling debt.
Waking up halfnaked in a
Denny's parking
lot.
Lumberjack
fantasies.
A gender identity
that can only be
conveyed
through slam
poetry.
Captain Jack
Harkness
The shitty
remains of Taco
Bell.
The taint, the
grundle, the
fleshy fun-bridge.
Premature
ejaculation.
An erection that
lasts longer than
four hours.
The homosexual
agenda.
A bloody pacifier.
The violation of
our most basic
human rights.
Sexting.
My worthless
son.
Shutting the fuck
up.
Angelheaded
hipsters burning for
the ancient heavenly
connection to the
starry dynamo in the
machinery of night.
White people.
All my friends
dying.
Christopher
Walken.
A toxic family
environment.
Shooting heroin
into my eyeballs.
Drinking ten 5hour ENERGYs
to get fifty
continuous
hours of energy.
The fine line
between kinky
and perverted.
Dick Cheney.
Glenn Beck
convulsively vomiting
as a brood of crab
spiders hatches in his
brain and erupts from
his tear ducts.
Beefin' over turf.
My hot zombie
girlfriend..
Domino's Oreo
Dessert Pizza.
Molestia's sex
dungeon.
The Kool-Aid
Man.
Hot people.
Being on fire.
Walt Disney's
frozen head.
Blowjob Jesus.
Ejaculating into
an insulin pump.
Underwater Ray
Romano.
Bad Wolf
Cthulhu.
Make it so!
A mating display.
Tig ol' bitties.
Borat's one
piece.
Goku.
The gravity gun.
The fat just
walking away
A botched
circumcision.
Mr.
Snuffleupagus.
Pabst Blue
Ribbon.
Fish Fingers and
Custard
Forgetting to eat,
and
consequently
dying.
Really shitty CGI
effects.
A hopeless
amount of
spiders.
Basic human
decency.
Avasting
Fluttershy's Ass.
Old-people smell.
Let's Fighting
Love!
Nerdy kids in
Speedos.
Nocturnal
emissions.
That one guy
who always
dresses up as
the Red Ranger.
Engage.
Date rape.
A clandestine
butt scratch.
Skeletor.
A male horse
called Susan who
wants you to
respect his life
choices
Getting in her
pants, politely.
Bling.
Abusive fathers.
Scalping.
Morgan
Freeman's voice.
The Devil
himself.
Clearing a bloody
path through
Walmart with a
scimitar.
The Harlem
Globetrotters.
The syrupy goop
inside a Stretch
Armstrong doll.
Blood farts.
The milk man.
Trouser snakes.
Snapping the
nipple off of a
prostitute's
breast and eating
it.
Scrotum tickling.
A black male in
his early 20s, last
seen wearing a
hoodie.
Jammie Dodger
Lots and lots of
abortions.
Scientology.
Dick fingers.
Inappropriate
yodeling.
A salty surprise.
The Chocolate
Mousse Moose.
Sneaking a peek
at the girls' open
bath.
Amelia Pond
The Google.
Dorito breath.
Power.
Death by Steven
Seagal.
Running naked
through a mall,
pissing and
shitting
everywhere.
A couch stinking
of naked people.
The safe word.
A hoof in the ass.
Sir Integra
Fairbrook
Wingates
Hellsing.
Bill Clinton,
naked on a
bearskin rug with
a saxophone.
Cheating in the
Special
Olympics.
Actually getting
shot, for real.
OompaLoompas.
A spastic nerd.
Taking a potato
chip... and
EATING IT.
A Native
American who
solves crimes by
going into the
spirit world.
A thermonuclear
detonation.
Cockfights.
My sex life.
A bitch slap.
Rolling a D20 to
save a failing
marriage.
Poorly written
Star Wars fan
fiction.
Fiery poops.
A sex goblin with
a carnival penis.
Ghosts.
Weeping Angel
strobe light
dance party
Bullshit.
Hookers and
blow.
Psychic Paper
Not reciprocating
oral sex.
Fingering.
Statistically
validated
stereotypes.
Pokesexuality.
A puppy being
beaten to death
with a flower pot.
Bill Gates pissing
on Steve Jobs's
grave.
Lady Gaga.
The folly of man.
Battlefield
amputations.
A succubus
living inside your
testes.
Fucking a corpse
back to life.
The Make-A-Wish
Foundation.
Her Royal
Highness, Queen
Elizabeth II.
Catching STDs at
conventions.
An expertly used
sonic
screwdriver
Two midgets
shitting into a
bucket.
Cannons
Jizz.
Losing 20
gallons of
blood... and
surviving.
Immaculate
conception.
Panda sex.
Substitute
teachers.
Harry Potter
erotica.
Balls.
Whispering all
sexy.
Beer Pong.
Asians who
aren't good at
math.
A semen-stained
fursuit.
Cartoon
buttholes.
Catastrophic
urethral trauma.
A Gypsy curse.
Sean Connery.
Chugging a lava
lamp.
Puppies!
Forcing someone
to watch every
episode of
Dragon Ball GT.
Good ol'
fashioned
Japanese
sexism.
A homoerotic
volleyball
montage.
Suicidal
thoughts.
A bunch of idiots
playing a card
game instead of
interacting like
normal humans.
Sexual
humiliation.
Buying virtual
clothes for a Sim
family instead of
real clothes for a
real family.
That ass.
A beached whale.
Midget tossing.
Unlocking a new
sex position.
Closing your
eyes, going with
it and yelling,
âGeronimo!!â
70,000 gamers
sweating and
farting inside an
airtight steel
dome.
Flying Nimbus.
Captain Jackâs
preserved penis
The Chupacabra.
Kids with ass
cancer.
Pokemon tears.
Vikings.
The thin veneer
of situational
causality that
underlies porn.
Dining with
cardboard
cutouts of the
cast of 'Friends.
Goku, Luffy,
Toriko, and Lina
Inverse in an
eating contest.
Sobbing into a
Hungry-Man
Frozen Dinner.
The Donald
Trump Seal of
Approval.
Drinking alone.
Daleks
Natural male
enhancement.
The KKK.
Natural selection.
Daddy issues.
Sweet, sweet
vengeance.
Another shot of
morphine.
An actual,
honest-to-God
black guy.
The tears of a
college student.
Pirate hookers.
Getting bitch
slapped by
Dhalsim.
Gangnam Style.
Getting
hilariously gangbanged by the
Blue Man Group.
Monkeys
throwing shit.
Almost giving
money to a
homeless
person.
MechaHitler.
Passiveagression.
Standing next to
short people to
use them as
armrests.
Hulk Hogan.
Grandma.
A Godzilla attack.
Mr. Hankey the
Christmas Poo.
Mufasa's death
scene.
The euphoric
rush of
strangling a
drifter.
Firing a rifle into
the air while balls
deep in a
squealing hog.
A mime having a
stroke.
The boners of the
elderly.
My hot cousin.
Parting the Red
Sea.
The Jews.
That sound effect
in every hentai
when the guy
ejaculates.
A disappointing
birthday party.
The Sonic
Screwdriver's
Vibrate Setting
A misused sonic
screwdriver
A greased-up
Matthew
McConaughey.
RoboCop.
An ass disaster.
Flying robots
that kill people.
Mario Kart rage.
The boner hatch
in the Iron Man
suit.
African children.
Raccoon
testicles.
Black people.
Inappropriate
yelling.
Jacking off into a
bottle of
formaldehyde
and calling it our
firstborn.
Teenage
pregnancy.
ALL THE
COCAINE!!!
Oversized
lollipops.
Dem titties.
A lifetime of
sadness.
Getting so angry
that you pop a
boner.
The profoundly
handicapped.
Feeding Rosie
O'Donnell.
Swallowing an
entire carton of
cigarettes before
barfing them
back up.
A fart.
A school bus
orgy.
Leprosy.
A cat's sand
papery tongue
bath.
Waving it around
all willy-nilly.
A death ray.
LAZOR!
Fisting.
4,000 tacos, and
one Diet Coke.
The collective wail of
every Magic player
suddenly realizing that
they've spent hundreds
of dollars on pieces of
cardboard.
Marrying your
best friendâs
child
Glenn Beck
being harried by
a swarm of
buzzards.
Toilet Wine.
Pissing yourself.
Half-assed
foreplay.
Changing
Stormaggedonâs
Diaper
The systematic
destruction of an
entire people and
their way of life.
Surprise penis.
Having hot pony
sex with
Bloomberg.
Rule 34.
Hentai.
No clothes on,
penis in vagina.
Finding every
alien life-form
magnificent, life
threatening or
not
That thing that
electrocutes your
abs.
Taking a man's eyes
and balls out and
putting his eyes
where his balls go
and then his balls in
the eye holes.
A Super Soaker
full of cat pee.
Bitches.
Global warming.
Some douche
with an acoustic
guitar.
Stormtroopers.
Hillary Clinton's
death stare.
Alice in Sexland.
Famine.
Super Aryan
Hitler.
Gallefrey Stands
Using the
Doctorâs long
scarf as a sling
for a crazy sex
position
Bingeing and
purging.
Not having sex.
Revenge fucking.
Jewish
fraternities.
Getting in a
fistfight with an
earthquake.
One Ring to rule
them all.
A squadron of
moles wearing
aviator goggles.
Vegeta's sweet
goatee.
Sarah Fuckin'
Palin.
The Care Bear
Stare.
Graphic violence,
adult language,
and some sexual
content.
Hitler's Train!
Passing a kidney
stone.
Giving 110%.
Historically black
colleges.
Naming yourself
after the method
of your suicide.
Some sort of
Asian.
Catholic priests
who drink,
smoke, and carry
guns.
All the single
ladies.
The World of
Warcraft.
Gandalf.
Estrogen.
Tripping balls.
A sweaty,
panting leather
daddy.
Fucking up
'Silent Night' in
front of 300
parents.
A boo-boo.
Rush Limbaugh's
soft, shitty body.
A cop who is
also a dog.
A WHOLE
GALLON OF
BOOBS.
Darth Vader.
Racially-biased
SAT questions.
Blow out a game
cartridge.
Count Chocula.
A fat middle-aged
man in a Sailor
Moon costume.
Frolicking.
Vomiting midblowjob.
Velcro.
Insatiable
bloodlust.
Consensual sex.
A pretty epic
poo.
Finding an Ood
in your bathroom
Being eaten by
the Vashta
Nerada
An honest cop
with nothing left
to lose.
Chopstick-based
martial arts.
Your virgin soul.
Anal beads.
ALL OF THE
HOMO!
Dirty hippies.
Testicular
torsion.
A drunken
Japanese
businessman.
A zesty breakfast
burrito.
An M. Night
Shyamalan plot
twist.
Justin Bieber.
Yet another
goddamn Goku
vs. Superman
argument.
Stigmata
Making
someone's head
explode.
Snorting coke off
a clown's boner.
My machete.
Flavored
condoms.
Smallpox
blankets.
Women's
suffrage.
The Great
Depression.
Getting your
penis cut in half.
Febreezing your
Taint.
A Japanese
schoolgirl
covered head-totoe in semen.
A neglected
Tamagotchi.
Bill Nye the
Science Guy.
Edible
underpants.
A really cool hat.
Crystal meth.
Twilight's secret
clop stash.
Not giving a shit
about the Third
World.
Pixelated
bukkake.
A moment of
silence.
Sudden Poop
Explosion
Disease.
A tub of Vaseline.
Anal tearing.
Horrifying laser
hair removal
accidents.
The Bible.
Muffin Button
Same-sex ice
dancing.
Tiny nipples.
The Underground
Railroad.
Licking things to
claim them as
your own.
Casting Magic
Missile at a bully.
Expecting a burp
and vomiting on
the floor.
Finding a
skeleton.
Dragon Balls.
Farting and
walking away.
8 oz. of sweet
Mexican black-tar
heroin.
Bestiality.
Filling every
orifice with
butterscotch
pudding.
Piles of dead
children.
Bukkake.
Just the tip.
Being awesome
at sex.
The Great Dildo,
Thor.
Science.
Used panties.
Pac-Man
uncontrollably
guzzling cum.
Chainsaws for
hands.
Too much hair
gel.
Banana
Hammocks.
Weapons-grade
plutonium.
Weeping Angels
Pictures of
boobs.
A FUCKING
DRAGONITE,
MOTHERFUCKE
R!!
Overcompensati
on.
Warm, velvety
muppet sex.
Heath Ledger.
A homemade,
cum-stained Star
Trek uniform.
Shitting on the
White House
lawn.
Drunkenly
texting an ex.
The art of
seduction.
Making the
penises kiss.
The Face of Boe
Bleeding Anuses.
Five-Dollar
Footlongs.
Fucking a nun.
White privilege.
Mutually-assured
destruction.
Winking at old
people.
Praying the gay
away.
The Thong Song.
Interspecies
marriage.
My first kill.
Unfathomable
stupidity.
Fetal alcohol
syndrome.
Blue Waffles.
Tiger Woods.
A sex comet from
Neptune that
plunges the
Earth into eternal
sexiness.
A madman who
lives in a
policebox and
kidnaps women.
Pterodactyl eggs.
Dead babies.
A naughty nurse
outfit.
Anne Frank
doing a
striptease.
Tentacle porn.
A Hello Kitty!
vibrator.
Twinkies.
Letting yourself
go.
A sea of troubles.
A Bow Tie
Multiple stab
wounds.
Friendly fire.
Just the tip!
A washpan
falling onto
someone's head
from out of
nowhere.
Pointing at her
crotch and
saying âitâs
bigger on the
insideâ.
Police brutality.
Genghis Khan.
Eating an entire
snowman.
Having blackmail
sex with your
teacher.
A defective
condom.
Survivor's guilt.
Blowing some
dudes in an alley.
Shag carpeting.
Mr. Satan.
Screaming like a
maniac.
Getting your dick
stuck in a
Chinese finger
trap with another
dick.
Flash flooding.
The inevitable
heat death of the
universe.
Mewtwo.
Sticking your
finger up her ass.
Deflowering the
princess.
Fuckin' Bronies.
Coat hanger
abortions.
Wearing panties
on the head.
Child beauty
pageants.
Unquestioning
obedience.
Muhammed
(Praise Be Unto
Him).
The Little Engine
That Could.
Masturbation.
Toni Morrison's
vagina.
Crying into the
pages of Sylvia
Plath.
Former President
George W. Bush.
Shooting out
nearly an entire
liter of cum.
An unhinged
ferris wheel
rolling toward the
sea.
Whipping it out.
Rising from the
grave.
German dungeon
porn.
Michael Jackson.
Not contributing
to society in any
meaningful way.
The Droids
You're Looking
For
The deformed.
Friends with
benefits.
Cyberman
Erotica
Toilet worship.
Picking up girls
at the abortion
clinic.
Kanye West.
KITTEH. :3
A brain tumor.
A for-real lizard
that spits blood
from its eyes.
A murder most
foul.
Doo-doo.
The league of
being a big
faggot.
One HELL of a
butler.
Shaquille
O'Neal's acting
career.
Prince Ali,
fabulous he, Ali
Ababwa.
Inside Shrek's
asshole.
Reverse cowgirl.
The Cock Ring of
Alacrity.
Flesh-eating
bacteria.
A can of whoopass.
Jew-fros.
Ass to mouth.
A Fez
The true meaning
of Christmas.
Sharks with legs.
PCP.
Calculating every
mannerism so as
not to suggest
homosexuality.
A big black dick.
Being
accidentally
turned into a girl
by aliens.
A Sonic
Screwdriver
A robust
mongoloid.
Eating a banana
all sexy-like.
Eating all of the
cookies before
the AIDS bakesale.
Tangled Slinkys.
My relationship
status.
My collection of
high-tech sex
toys.
Boris the Soviet
Love Hammer.
Exactly what
you'd expect.
EXTERMINATE.
Auschwitz.
A time travel
paradox.
Cybernetic
enhancements.
Menstruation.
Sneezing, farting,
and coming at
the same time.
Dating a concrete
slab
Children on
leashes.
Grave robbing.
The decade of
legal inquests
following a single
hour of Grand
Theft Auto.
Pretending to
care.
What Jesus
would do.
Abstinence.
Queefing.
An Amputee's
chapped limb
nub.
My genitals.
An uppercut.
Michael J. Fox
trying to use a
rotary phone.
Ethnic cleansing.
Emotions.
Elf cum.
Bouncing up and
down.
Sick with the
cancer.
Gandhi.
Mild autism.
Intimacy with the
family dog.
Stephen Hawking
talking dirty.
Actual mutants
with medical
conditions and
no superpowers.
Sniffing glue.
A kiss on the
lips.
Samuel L.
Jackson.
A bleached
asshole.
Panty raids.
Sharing needles.
Hormone
injections.
A dance move
that's just sex.
Having a giant
drill for a dick.
The alpha bitch.
Glenn Beck
catching his
scrotum on a
curtain hook.
An awkward
sponge bath.
Another
goddamn
vampire movie.
A 1971 Ford
Pinto.
Taking down
Santa with a
surface-to-air
missle.
Ronald Reagan.
Eating an albino.
Adderall
A humanlike bat
with tits.
Flying sex
snakes.
Pure grade-A
opium.
Lockjaw.
Wondering who
turned out the
lights
Seduction.
Cock.
Slapping a racist
old lady.
Literally ripping
your own heart
out.
Allonz-y
Road head.
AIDS.
The stench of
half a dozen
unwashed
bronies.
Having sex with a
dragon.
Man meat.
A LAN party.
Pulling out.
American
Gladiators.
Fear itself.
Dangling
Pokeballs.
Astro Boy.
Pumping a
chemical toilet.
Achieving the
manual dexterity
and tactical
brilliance of a 12year-old Korean
boy.
Naughty geishas.
Misuse of
Regeneration
Energy
A snapping turtle
biting the tip of
your penis.
Finding an
adhesive
bandage at the
bottom of your
ice cream.
The Pope.
Scrubbing under
the folds.
An interracial
handshake.
Being a dick to
children.
Neil Patrick
Harris.
Leaving an
awkward
voicemail.
Dick Saucer.
Getting really
high.
A dead hooker.
Hitler's
mustache.
OVER 9000!!
Dropping a
chandelier on
your enemies
and riding the
rope up.
Double
penetration.
Ghosts that
come out of your
asscrack.
An ether-soaked
rag.
72 virgins.
Going around
punching people.
Genital piercings.
Tickle Me Elmo.
Risk crossing
your own
timeline to
prevent hooking
up with a fatty.
The forbidden
fruit.
William Shatner.
Blowing the
President.
Living in a
trashcan.
A man in yoga
pants with a
ponytail and
feather earrings.
My humps.
Lance
Armstrong's
missing testicle.
Cookie Monster's
substance abuse
issues.
A big hoopla
about nothing.
Dragon dildos.
The TARDIS
Kamikaze pilots.
A windmill full of
corpses.
Eating someone
else's drool.
Genital warts.
Ass dance!! Ass
dance!!
Soiling oneself.
YOU MUST
CONSTRUCT
ADDITIONAL
PYLONS.
Spontaneous
human
combustion.
The mixing of the
races.
Eating Tom
Selleck's
mustache to gain
his powers.
A magic hippie
love cloud.
A fuck-mothering
vampire.
A 55-gallon drum
of lube.
Roofies.
The grey nutrient
broth that
sustains Mitt
Romney.
An artbox that
feels like human
skin.
Horse meat.
Putting an entire
peanut butter
and jelly
sandwich into
the VCR.
A busty, blonde,
blue-eyed, dumbas-rocks
American.
Donna Noble
Necrophilia.
Intimacy
problems.
Passiveaggressive Postit notes.
Eating a pizza
that's lying on
the street to gain
health.
Mall Santa.
Always taking a
banana to a party
Rape fantasies.
Banging 1,000
dudes.
A Ugandan
warlord.
Getting naked
and watching
Nickelodeon.
Several
intertwining love
stories featuring
Hugh Grant.
Keanu Reeves.
The Force.
Sperm whales.
The Fresh Prince
of Bel-Air.
Lactation.
A monkey
smoking a cigar.
A MILF.
A visually
arresting
turtleneck.
Michelle Obama's
arms.
An ancient
vampire who
looks like she's
10.
Explosions.
Tons and tons of
close-up
underaged
schoolgirl assshots.
A big-breasted
14-year-old
wearing a bikini
and sucking on a
popsicle.
The Fanta girls.
Gerudo Valley.
My inner
demons.
The miracle of
childbirth.
Hurricane
Katrina.
Unreasonably
long
transformation
sequences.
Sexy
schoolteacher
types.
A tiny horse.
Full frontal
nudity.
Poopy diapers.
Amy and Rory
going at it on the
console while the
Doctor stepped
out for a second
The Amish.
Chuck Norris.
That squee
noise.
The gays.
Goblins.
Sponge baths.
Shiny objects.
The day the birds
attacked.
Standing outside
the gates of the
White House
completely naked
with a revolver in
your hand.
Santa's heavy
sack.
Civilian
casualties.
An ugly face.
A pile of
squirming
bodies.
Farting...
tadpoles'
Finding Waldo.
A giant horse
cock.
Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
The placenta.
The crushed
dreams of a
stripper.
My sex dungeon.
Chunks of dead
prostitute.
Illegal
immigrants.
Raping and
pillaging.
Life after Parole.
Offering sexual
favors for an ore
and a sheep.
Whatever
Kwanzaa is
supposed to be
about.
Keg stands.
Viagra.
The Quesadilla
Explosion Salad
from Chili's.
The size of my
penis.
Amputees.
A bag of magic
beans.
Being fat and
stupid.
The heart of a
child.
Ambiguous
sarcasm.
Being trapped on
the Moon for
1000 years.
Going full retard.
A cooler full of
organs.
Pinkamena's
hacksaw.
Disco fever.
A test tube baby.
Peeing a little bit.
Coughing into a
vagina.
An Oedipus
complex.
Wifely duties.
Opposable
thumbs.
Whatever turns
you on, big guy.