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Shady Side Academy
Volume 103, No. 4 Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Pittsburgh, PA SNEWSE HADY SID Farewell, Class of 2011! Six faculty members say goodbye By Tess Rosenbloom Just as there was a surge of babies born to faculty members this past fall, there is now a surge of faculty members leaving our community. Six in total, these members include two science teachers, two language teachers, the head of the senior school, and our theater director. These teachers and administrators divulged their favorite memories and aspects of Shady Side to me, as well as their plans for the future. After forty years of teaching at Shady Side Academy, William Diehl is retiring. He has taught physics, biology, advanced biology, and chemistry. He has also coached a wide range of sports, including football, baseball, soccer, and tennis. William Diehl was the Dean of Students when the school went coed in 1973. “Many were hesitant about coeducation because the school had been all male for the past ninety or so years,” says Mr. Diehl. “It was a big jump, and the alumni wanted to think long and hard before making the decision. The school was a lot smaller then, about 350 students, and I felt I knew most of them. I had a hot chocolate and beverage machine in my office, and kids would come in to chat.” “Around the same time that the school went coed,” says Mr. Diehl, “a state-ofthe-art lab was installed at Shady Side. It was neat because the science teachers had a huge input into the design of the [so-called open] science lab.” “We also [recently]designed our modeling approach to teaching the sciences, with freshmen taking physics, sophomores taking chemistry, and juniors taking biology. I was a biology teacher, not a physics teacher, so I had to be trained in physics in order to teach the course.” When asked if he has had any humorous experiences at Shady Side, Mr. Diehl recounts the time when he (still as the Dean of Students) slept outside on a bench down at the gym. “I knew the students were going to put something on the roof of the gym as a prank, so I thought I’d surprise them by catching them. But I fell asleep, and when I woke up there were signs and Mickey Mouse ears all over the roof. So my plan was William Diehl Jeremy LaCasse foiled.” As for his thoughts on Shady Side, Mr. Diehl says that his “favorite aspect of Shady Side is the fact that you get to know kids in very different ways – from clubs, on the athletic field, and performing on stage. This can be helpful for teaching because you don’t only reach kids in the classrooms. “The quality of the students is great here, and we have an unbelievable faculty. I have learned an awful lot about teaching from my faculty colleagues. And I will really miss the interactions with the kids.” Mr. Diehl also has a piece of advice: “Always keep an open mind because things are often not as they initially appear.” Charlene Blair has been at Shady Side for twenty-three years. She has taught several different levels of Spanish (2, 2A, 3, 3A, 4, and 5), and has advised Charlene Blair Daniel Kriebel the Spanish Club for a number of years. Mrs. Blair also went on two Spanish exchanges and was the Director of Service Learning for nine years. She has decided to retire from teaching, saying, “Later in June my husband and I will be moving to Las Cruces, New Mexico, where we’ll work on settling our new home, making new friends, and finding new activities that interest us. He keeps reminding me of how warm and sunny it is and has been there.” What Mrs. Blair will miss most about Shady Side are the students and the fun she has had with them in class as well as the friendships she has formed with her colleagues. “The beauty of the seasons reflected on our campus” is another aspect of Shady Side that Mrs. Blair will miss. However, she won’t be lamenting over “the nightly prep or grading. Teachers do lots of homework, too!” Anita Schuchardt Claire DePalma As for her favorite memory from Shady Side, Mrs. Blair says, “Graduation is always special to me as a celebration of all we’ve accomplished in a particular year as well as how students have grown and progressed in our community. The vision of my son’s graduating class walking down the hill (where the Hillman now stands) to graduation on the football field will always be one of my fondest memories.” Anita Schuchardt has been teaching at SSA for the past seven years. She has taught Biology and AP Biology, and leads backpacking, a P.E. Option. In the past, Dr. Schuchardt has also taught Concepts of Physics. Next year, she will attend graduate school at The University of Pittsburgh. There, she will spend four to five years earning another doctorate, this one in Learning Sciences and Policy. Jeremy LaCasse has been the head of the senior school for the past four years. He also taught a course called Social Theory and Global Impact his first year and third year here, and has coached P.E. Crew. He and his family will be moving to Kents Hill, Maine, where he will assume the headship of the Kents Hill School, a high school composed mainly of boarders. “There are really fantastic students at Shady Side, and a great faculty,” says Mr. LaCasse. “I’m lucky to have been able to work at Shady Side, and I trust that it is in good hands with Mrs. Vavpetic (next year’s head of senior school). I look forward to see what happens next.” When asked what his favorite memory here was, Mr. LaCasse said it was the pre-graduation sleep-out with the class of 2010. In his three years here, Daniel Kriebel has taught Spanish and French and has coached varsity soccer, junior varsity golf, and lacrosse. Next year, he will attend graduate school at Columbia University to acquire a master’s degree in administration for private schools, which is what Mr. LaCasse did 10 years ago. After this one-year program, he will look for administrative openings. Mr. Kriebel has also been a dorm parent of Croft for his past three years here, and became the head dorm parent this past year. “It has been rewarding to watch this group go from being new kids living away from home to prefects and mentors,” says Mr. Kriebel. “I hope to find a place similar to here wherever I go next.” Claire DePalma has been at Shady Side for the past two years. She has run the theater program, which includes directing the plays and musicals. She has also taught English courses including New York School of Poetry, Development of Drama, Drama and Moral Ideals, as well as the Arts courses Intro to Acting, and Advanced Acting. She will move to Chicago where she plans on teaching and directing professional actors and actresses. Ms. DePalma’s favorite memories here have been moments in her classes and during rehearsal. “I really loved my time here,” she says. “It’s sad to be leaving.” Waltz for Haiti: Helping Haiti, one or two three-steps at a time By Jatara McGee Photo by Kimberly Flit On My Way: Rusted Root hits the right notes at Untucked 2011. Music for the Soul By Matthew Hacke The applause and cheers could be heard all throughout the Roy McKnight Hockey Center as Rusted Root came out onto the stage. As the audience watched in awe while the band belted out their tunes, like their popular “Send Me On My Way,” I looked around in wonder and tried to fathom how a year’s worth of planning came down to this one evening. The Untucked organizing group this year was comprised of thirteen enthusiastic and hard working students who spent countless hours making sure the event went flawlessly. While fun was an object, the heart of the matter was to raise as much money as possible for Napali refugees in Pittsburgh, through the Jewish Family and Children’s Services and Catholic Charities. Throughout the year, the group visited these refugees and worked with them and their families to help them adjust to life in the area, teaching them English and helping them with homework. The May 16 Untucked event began with an afternoon children’s carnival that included a bounce house, pedestal jousting, arts and crafts, and a mechanical bull, just to name a few things. Freshman Theresa Diffendal could not contain her excitement for pedestal jousting, saying it was her “favorite game.” (See Untucked, Page 12) Walking onto the beautiful Hillman patio, dressed to impress in semiformal wear, Shady Side Academy students listened as the Cambiando Quartet tuned their instruments on Monday, April 25th. The quartet consisted of Pooja Tripathi (SSA ’10) as well as Lauren Kiggins, Grace Stokan, and Ben Stilsbury, three other college students. As the festivities began, a harsh wind collided with the musical sounds, followed by dreaded drops of rain. As the students fled for cover inside the Hillman Center for Performing Arts, the hopes for a successful Waltz for Haiti fell along with the pouring rain. The Waltz coordinators, Shannon Achille and advisor Buddy Hendershot, did not fail to utilize their backup plan, directing the students to the Black Box Theater where they made the best of the poor weather. To begin the Waltz, Nick Barnes and Ann Tumolo, both seniors, instructed the other dancers with grace and sophistication. “Back, over, together… front, over, together,” rang the words of Ann’s instructional voice. It was around this time that Barnes and Tumolo turned it over to the professionals, two dancers from Carnegie Mellon University’s Ballroom Dancing Club. The students fought to keep up with the highly trained Photo by Kimberly Flit “Back, over, together!” SSA students spend the night waltzing in an effort to benefit Haiti and to learn a new dance. dancers, falling short but enjoying every moment of it. The near fifty students and teachers all began to join in, dancing for a good cause and learning just a bit more of this elegant type of dance. “The experience is one that I won’t forget,” said Shady Side senior Katrina Andrews. “It wasn’t like the normal Shady Side dances…It was fun without being corny or extremely sweaty like usual. The weather couldn’t rain on our parade. It’s one of those Shady Side experiences that you know you’ll hold onto forever.” The students successfully raised over $200 for the Haitian Connection club, which benefits victims of last year’s horrific earthquake in Haiti. Who knew that the “first form of grinding,” according to Sarah Rubin, could raise so much for such a worthy cause? Opinions, etc. 2Modeling: Not a model for success Shady Side News Wednesday, May 25, 2011 By Marko Hudak As I finish my seventh year here at Shady Side Academy, I know that my departure will be bittersweet. Naturally, Shady Side has earned a place in my heart; it has been a place where I could freely voice all of my opinions, push myself to learn to my fullest potential, as well as make friends and feel that I am truly a part of this community. I remember my excitement whenever it was time to look at the course catalogue and choose my classes for freshman year. It looked so official and professional with all of the pre-requisites for each subject and intricate course descriptions, diploma requirements, registration guidelines, and academic evaluation and policies. In addition to the SSA handbook, this packet of over fifty pages was like Shady Side’s Bible. I skeptically thought about which classes I would take so that I could carefully carve out my future path. For every department there are pages and pages of different college sounding classes; from mathematics to athletics there is an array of incredible and interesting classes. I even got a little bit intimidated by the thick catalogue staring back at me. As I worked my way up from freshman year to senior year, the choices became slightly easier and I was more accustomed to the system. I can’t say that I regretted taking any one class as I viewed all of them as an opportunity to expose myself to new material and experiences. Shady Side seems to primarily use the traditional, textbook approach to learning material. Generally, each student has one textbook and one notebook per class. However, I feel that some of the changes that have been initiated over the past five years have caused some problems with students’ overall learning experience. In particular, the Science Department at the Academy has surprised me in a negative way and left me with a major gap in my all around learning. So, as I stepped foot into my Concepts of Physics class my freshman year, I was rather surprised I would not be receiving a textbook; as I soon found out, the course was primarily taught by students and some teacher packets that were supposed to help us learn new material. As the weeks and months went by, the uncertainty of my learning grew. Student presentations seemed vague, incomplete, and unclear. My attempts to validate a morsel of knowledge were constantly impeded by references that used different notation, different assumptions, or contained contradictory explanations. I found this approach inefficient to learning and causing unnecessary anxiety. The important concepts that needed to be tied together were missed and never properly explained. This course was described as the “foundation course that prepares students for enriching experiences in all subsequent Senior School science courses.” However, I believe that the foundation was never built. At some level, one needs to be taught a set of basic principles that can be experimentally verified so that a student can say with confidence, “I now know this one thing for sure.” Students should acquire the ability to understand the quantitative and qualitative aspects of the scientific concepts. Thus, basic foundations should help to guide the students to ask the right set of questions in a well focused way, rather than just to ask questions. The following year, I took the required Concepts of Chemistry and gave the system a new chance. I quickly came to discover that this was the same story, but a slightly different verse: there was barely any teacher-student interaction, but rather student-led discussions on portable white boards that created confusion. In addition, the course packets were unclear, all of which resulted in a poor science class that didn’t have proper facilitation from the experts, the teachers. Usually, like in all other departments at Shady Side, the teacher puts up the main concept of the chapter on the board, does a few sample problems, and later asks students to complete homework using the new concept they learned. Unfortunately, in the Science Department, this approach is not used. Students are supposed to take the time on their own to research the new subject and any potential questions they may have in order to understand and learn. What this approach misses is that the students simply don’t know what they need to know! It is the teachers who know what the students need to know and how to teach it. Left on their own, this approach creates confusion that is repeated on a nightly basis, leaving students with little motivation and an everdecreasing interest in the subject. In the Science Department section of the course catalogue, under one specific course it states, “…science is not a collection of answers, but a way of asking questions, an enterprise driven by curiosity (New York Times, Nov., 11, 2003).” This seems to be the motto in the department, and while it may be a valid one from a researcher’s point of view, it does not support a student who is new to the subject and has little knowledge, which would seem to be a prerequisite to dive deeper into the asking mode. My observations are not just personal; they are what I have noticed for the large majority of the high school. My main concern is that too many Shady Side students are abandoning sciences because of the way they are taught here. Compared to other public and private schools, Shady Side’s Science Department fails in its main objective: to educate students and foster an appreciation of the subject. Although I feel that I have had a great education at Shady Side all around, I know that going into college, I am at a major disadvantage in the sciences. I am similarly concerned for the Math Department’s Math I course, which combines Algebra I and Geometry, where students are the primary teachers. This new class has already created some uneasiness and confusion among the freshmen. I tried to rationalize the reason behind these major changes in the Science Department and the only thing I could come up with was that Shady Side wants to differentiate itself from other public and private schools. This was further substantiated in an article featured in the North Hills Monthly Magazine, which emphasized SSA’s new, seemingly innovative and better techniques for learning. The only reason I have been offered within SSA about this change is that, “studies have shown that the modelingbased curriculum has proven better than traditional, textbook teaching.” As teaching has changed to a modeling curriculum, the negative effects seem to be clear to many. Students and parents have complained for years, however, no changes have been made. When choosing a simple random sample of thirty students all together (fifteen juniors and seniors) from the senior school asking them to rate their general experience with the Science Department on a scale from one (being the worst) to 10 (being the best), 83% gave it a rating of 5 or below; this is clearly an alarming statistic. After four years with four different teachers, it is evident that this modeling based curriculum as it currently stands does not seem to educate students as well as the traditional, call it old fashioned, textbook approach. The techniques that claim to make problem solving easier and more related to real life matters are simply not there. I would, however, like to propose some recommendations to this issue. It seems that the techniques of the modeling based method are probably not used adequately. First of all, I believe teachers have to be extremely well trained for this method to be effective, and right now, it is not clear that they are. Also, the student packets need to be an accompaniment to a textbook and the textbooks themselves need to serve as the primary place for students to substantiate basic information. Finally, and most importantly, it is absolutely crucial that there be more teacher leadership. Student-led discussions can still occur, however, it is the primary responsibility of the teacher to provide the subject foundation and state the significance of the interactions in a clear manner. In closing, I hope that this will be the beginning of communications between teachers and students in order to find the right paradigm of teaching that will maximize learning and appreciation. I hope that it will be a paradigm that will allow time to learn, exchange, and receive timely feedback when trying out what students have learned. We need teaching and learning that are meaningful and accessible to all students; but until that happens, we are trapped in a failing system. Why we should not have Cum Laude By Niteesh Sundaram Every year in April, Shady Side Academy recognizes the top twenty percent of the graduating class in the form of the Cum Laude Assembly. Cum Laude, meaning “with praise” in Latin, is a form of academic honor often awarded by many high schools and colleges across the nation. Induction into the Cum Laude Society requires high academic achievement, measured in terms of GPA and good moral character. On the surface, this award seems to do a great job of rewarding students who have excelled in the academic aspects of school life; however, the main problem with Cum Laude or any society that inducts members on the basis of grade point averages is the fact that GPA should never be used as a means to measure academic achievement. The main objection to using GPA to measure academic excellence is the fact that GPA is simply too subjective of a scale to gauge academic excellence. GPAs can be artificially inflated if a student wishes to game the system. For example, we all know which teachers grade harshly and which teachers are easy graders. By selecting easier teachers one could have a much higher GPA than if one selected harder teachers. Also, some courses are just plain harder than other courses, but an A- in BC Calculus Part II is worth less than an A in Statistics in terms of calculating GPA because we do not weight courses. Some courses are just GPA killers (e.g. Organic Chemistry and AP Languages) and students who could have gotten a much higher GPA if they had chosen easier courses are not getting the recognition they deserve for challenging themselves academically. Finally, some students are extraordinarily talented in classes which are not graded, such as band, strings, and chorus, or participate in academic extracurriculars Science Olympiad scores Photo courtesy of Stephanie Montemurro The Science Olympiad team placed first in the region at the Science Olympiad Regional Competition early this spring. They went on to place 10th in the State Competition in late April. Heartfelt Senior Sage By Anthony Costa We as students at SSA have become accustomed to the wonderful lessons learned over four years expressed in assemblies by departing seniors. You feel pumped and proud as you leave the Hillman Center, but this one left us with our heads held low. We were taught an important lesson that was not pleasant to hear, as one brave and candid senior expressed her personal struggle as a victim of bullying and harassment that was too inchoate to be noticed by others but was an ongoing battle relieved only by her expression on that stage as a Senior Sage. All who listened were touched. Our respect for her was one that could only be expressed with a silence that was more like a vigil. We all left asking ourselves, how can we make life better for those who find themselves the object of the insidious nature of bullying? How can we know if a person is feeling tormented? What distinguishes friendly teasing among peers from the biting words that alienate and create isolation? Could others have seen that she was being victimized? Could we have helped? Could one person have made a difference? I learned that physical presence doesn’t give a clue because this senior has leadership qualities, is an active member in extracurricular activities, and has many friends. She does not appear to need any help in asserting herself or give a hint that she could be a victim of bullying, but she was. When I asked her permission to write this article, Hannah informed me that the “cyber” nature of bullying makes it different than it may have been in the past. She said, “No one should be afraid to go online in fear of harassment. Our generation is moving dangerously close to becoming consumed by electronic communication, and it is in turn making it easier to torment and comment about others negatively without the fear of repercussions.” This is ironic because cyberbullying creates a documentary record that is undeniable and removes the “he said, she said” that occurs in verbal harassment. The fact that cyberbullying goes unreported by the victim and others that receive the communication is an issue that needs to be examined. Is it because the victim and others are fearful that the punishment may be too severe because there is clear documentary evidence? Is it because the victim is afraid that reporting will only escalate the bullying? The answers to these questions need Designed with Adobe Pagemaker 7.0 on an IBM to be sought in order to make schools safe places for learning. The faculty may be in the best position to analyze these factors and come up with a point person who might make it easier to report and handle these issues in a way that doesn’t cause them to blow up into something larger and more sinister than the original hateful words. I asked this senior sage if she felt there was a solution and she said, “It is necessary to make our generation more aware of what forms of bullying there are and how harshly bullying can affect others.” Her analysis showed me that she has been able to move beyond her own hurt and on to solutions that can help others to be more aware of the problem. In the meantime, we can make a difference as individuals by simply following the honor code of SSA: Respect, honesty, responsibility, kindness, and safety, if followed, could really be the simple and most effective personal policing for combating bullying. SSA has an extensive written policy in place for bullying that shows that it is an issue taken very seriously. A specific and detailed approach to infractions is detailed in the Middle School Handbook because this is the time and age when the problem peaks. The policy reflects concern for both the victim and the bully. I recommend that you refer to this because it dispels many of the fears of reporting since there are different ramifications depending upon whether it would be the first, second,or third incident. The policy shows a many layered approach in order to be fair and to really solve the problem. The Senior School Handbook has a section on harassment that states, “Shady Side Academy is a community in which all members have the right to feel both safe and respected. Everyone is entitled to live, learn, and work in an environment which is free from harassment, hazing and bullying, and discrimination based on race, color, national or ethnic origin, religion, disability, sexual orientation, or gender. Such conduct is morally wrong, and does not advance the purposes of the institution as stated in the Academy Philosophy.” The following are some statistics on cyber bullying: According to the National Crime Prevention Center, over 40% of all teenagers with Internet access have reported being bullied online during the past year. Girls are more likely than boys to be the target of cyber bullying. (Please see Sage, Page Six) HADY SID S NEWSE All the news that fits, we print Published by Shady Side Academy 423 Fox Chapel Road, Pittsburgh, PA 15238 TEL: 412-968-3000 The Shady Side News welcomes responses and opinions from students, faculty, and readers. All letters must be signed. News reserves the right to edit for content if libelous statements are involved. If necessary, letters will be edited for length. such as Speech and Debate or Mock Trial which are also not graded and cut into students’ studying time. Unfortunately for these students, their best classes and extracurriculars are often left out when it comes to calculating their GPAs. I’m not attacking the intelligence of anyone who was inducted into Cum Laude or accusing anyone of gaming the system. (Please see Cum Laude p.4) Editors-in-Chief........ Haley DeJulio, Marko Hudak, Jeremie Kim, Niteesh Sundaram News Editors...........................Adi Krupski, Katie Prochownik, David Steiner Features Editor ...........................................................................Shamika Dighe Asst. Features Editors.....................Matthew Hacke, Ayesha Shah, Anita Jain Opinions Editors........ ............................................................Yuval Ben-David Sports Editors..................................... Michelle Bucklew, Christopher Miller Photographers....................................Kimberly Flit, Nick Gasbarro, Allie Hull Layout Editors............................Lea Brown, Porter Ladley, Caitlin O’Connell Faculty Advisors.................................................Angela Irvine, Suzanne Belles Shady Side News Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Haley’s Best of the ’Burgh By Haley DeJulio For my final food review, I wanted to make a list of some of my favorite places around Pittsburgh that never made it into any of my other columns. Pittsburgh does have a lot of great food options, but it takes a bit of digging and exploring the suburbs and the city itself to find them. Best Fish Tacos: I have two favorite spots when I’m in the mood for fish tacos. The first is Kaya in the Strip District, which is part of the Big Burrito group. Their tortillas are fantastic and super fresh since they get them from Reyna’s down the street, and their slaw and freshly sliced avocado complement the lightly breaded and fried fish perfectly. The only part of the taco that I don’t like is the spicy crème fraiche, so I substitute an aioli (mayonnaise-based instead of sour cream-based) whenever I order them and it works beautifully. Azul in Leetsdale (right past Sewickley) is my other fish taco favorite. The big difference is that they use grilled mahi mahi instead of the fried tilapia that Kaya uses, so if you prefer a firmer, more charcoal flavored fish, then go to Azul. They also top their fish with a slaw and sliced avocado, and, luckily, an aioli instead of crème fraiche. Their tortillas are also very good, but not quite as thick and flavorful as Kaya’s. If you go to Azul, make sure you order their chips, salsa, and guacamole. They serve them warm and fresh out of the fryer with a generous sprinkling of salt. Best Doughnuts: It’s pretty hard to find doughnuts made in small batches fresh from the fryer in the Pittsburgh area, but they do exist. When I want a warm doughnut, my top choices are Peace, Love, and Little Donuts or Bella Christie and Lil’ Z’s Sweet Shoppe. Interestingly enough, they both specialize in miniature doughnuts, which means that you can try a greater variety of flavors. Peace, Love, and Little Donuts is in the Strip District, and they allow you to pick from their standard offerings, like chocolate pretzel, or to create your own flavor. My personal favorite is their vanilla cake doughnut with strawberry icing and mini chocolate chips. The best part about it is that since the doughnut is still warm from the fryer, the mini chocolate chips melt into the icing, creating a chocolatecovered strawberry experience on a doughnut. Bella Christie and Lil’ Z’s Sweet Shoppe just opened up a few weeks ago in Aspinwall, and they offer mini doughnuts in pre-designed flavors, like Oreo, maple syrup and bacon (one of their unique flavors), and s’mores. The classic cinnamon sugar doughnut is my favorite here, since it seems to complement the old-fashioned cake doughnut batter the best. Best Asian: For my birthday dinner this year, I chose to eat at Soba in Shadyside. I’ve always been a big fan of Big Burrito group restaurants (like Casbah and Kaya), but for some reason, I had never tried Soba. Asian style cooking is one of my favorites, partially because it barely uses any cheese (which I hate) in its food. Broccoli with garlic sauce used to be enough to satisfy my craving for Chinese food, but in the past couple of years I’ve grown very tired of the overly sweet, twice fried, greasy Chinese food that permeates most of the city. Soba was the perfect solution to my problem. Their take on Asian cuisine is sophisticated and inspired, bringing classic dishes like Pad Thai to life. I was very pleased to see that they offered wild mushroom steamed buns as an appetizer, since most of the steamed buns I had come across were filled with pork (which is not my favorite). For my entrée, I had dorade (a delicate white fish), served with rice flour gnocchi, asparagus, tempura rock shrimp, and red miso brown butter. This dish, along with all of the menu options offered at Soba, exemplifies the balance between sweet, savory, and spicy that defines Asian cooking. Every element of the dish was executed perfectly. You can be sure that I will be returning to Soba as many times as possible before I leave for college! Best Rustic Italian: Il Pizzaiolo on Washington Road in Mt. Lebanon is always packed with people. If you can make it through the 90 minute wait on a Friday night, you won’t be sorry. Even if you think that you don’t like vegetables, try their antipasti Napoli. It includes pickled green beans, zucchini, eggplant, tomatoes, roasted red pepper, artichoke hearts, and mushrooms. It’s a perfect balance between acidic flavors, charcoal grilled flavors, garlic, salt, pepper, and olive oil. There is also a great contrast of textures between the crisp green beans and the softer eggplant and zucchini (my personal favorites). I had the best salmon dish of my life here over the summer after they updated their menu, but unfortunately by October it was off the menu; now you can only get it when it is offered as a special. It was originally listed as Salmon Al Forno, and it was Opinions, etc. 3 By David Steiner seasoned well with coarse salt and black pepper, wood-fired to make the skin crispy, topped with fried rosemary, and accompanied by fresh tomatoes, broccolini, and a lemon-olive oil sauce. Il Pizzaiolo also has homemade potato gnocchi and assorted homemade pastas. Most of the gnocchi that I have encountered has been tough, heavy, and flavorless. Il Pizzaiolo’s is none of the above. It is light, flavorful (you can tell it was just freshly made that day from cooked and riced potatoes), and fluffy like little pillows (to indirectly quote Mario Batali’s description of good gnocchi). Everyone I talk to about Il Pizzaiolo also claims that they have the best, most authentic pizza around, which I believe to be true even though I never order it myself. If you happen to be in the South Hills, don’t miss Il Pizzaiolo! These are just a few of the outstanding food establishments to be found in our city. I’m constantly trying to keep up with all of the new ones that are opening. In recent weeks, I’ve visited Waffallonia on Murray Avenue (Belgian Waffles), Coriander on Murray Avenue (Indian Cuisine), and Sugar Bakery and Café in Dormont (breakfast, lunch, and dessert), as well as some old favorites like Glen’s Frozen Custard and Vanilla Pastry Studio. I have been traveling a lot recently and I am always trying out similar places in other cities, and I am constantly amazed at the quality of food one can find in Pittsburgh. Even though we haven’t yet surpassed New York or San Francisco in sheer number of eateries, in many areas (I haven’t found cupcakes in any city better than those at Vanilla Pastry Studio) I truly believe we have far surpassed them in quality. Speech and Debate excels By Tony Satryan Members of the speech and debate team had the chance to meet two political powerhouses, Carl Rove and Howard Dean, at the Renaissance Hotel downtown before seeing them debate in the Robert Morris Speakers Series. The students, accompanied by coaches Mary Krauland and Sherri Hallgren, took pictures and asked questions of the debaters before the April 27 events. Sophomore and co-president-elect Perry Cao said, “The Rove-Dean debate was an excellent opportunity for several of the members of our team to get a taste of the complex political world through the debate of two intellectual politicians.” Seniors Jemila Adoki, Ann Tumolo, David Jimenez, Peter Donahue, Niteesh Sundaram, and Haley DeJulio, and sophomores Paul Steenkiste, Ayesha Shah, Anthony Costa, and Tony Satryan qualified and participated in the state competition at the end of spring break at Susquehanna University. The parliamentary team of Niteesh Sundaram, Haley DeJulio, and Anthony Costa took 4th place, and the team of Ann Tumolo, David Jimenez, and Peter Donahue took 2nd. The public forum team of Paul Steenkiste and Tony Satryan took 3rd in the state. “The state competition was an excellent opportunity to compete with some of the best debaters in the country; I think we all learned from them, putting Photo by Mary Krauland Resolved: This is a fantasic Speech and Debate team (with Carl Rove). up important points and tips on how to improve our own technique. It was also a measuring stick for how good we are; going in, we thought we were going to be slaughtered, getting one win at most. As it turns out, we didn’t do terribly, never getting completely blown out,” says sophomore Paul Steenkiste. Mary Krauland, speech and debate coach with a one-diamond distinction, won the coach of the year award. Sophomore co-president-elect Anthony Costa said, “Everyone on the SSA speech and debate team knows that A threat to U.S. pluralism all our success is possible because of Mrs. Krauland. There is not another coach more deserving of this award.” Members of the speech and debate team will be participating in the Catholic Forensic League’s national tournament in Washington D.C. over Memorial Day weekend. Shady Side will be sending a total of four teams in the Public Forum category. They will be debating the topic: Resolved: In a democracy, rights created by legislation are preferable to rights created by the judiciary. David Barton is “the greatest historian in America.” So claimed Mike Huckabee on Jon Stewart’s The Daily Show. So who is this Barton guy, and what is he really about? Barton, a political and social conservative, is an evangelical minister who has made his way into politics. He maintains that the United States was explicitly a Christian country from the founding era until the 1963 Supreme Court case of Abington Township School District v. Schempp. Barton’s Christian Nationalist revisionism tends to fall under the greater guise of “American Exceptionalism.” Borrowing from John Winthrop’s “A Model of Christian Charity,” the United States is “A city upon a hill” that must project its values as the world watches. Under the same guise, the Texas Board of Education has recently approved highly controversial amendments to all Texas schoolbooks that will stress the superiority of American capitalism, question the Founding Fathers’ commitment to a purely secular government, and present Republican Party political philosophy in a more positive light. The board’s overarching goal is to revive what it refers to as core American values and, according to the board, these core values are based on the values that the Christian religion teaches. The United States is a country defined by its many ethnicities and creeds, but Christian revisionist and nationalist stances threaten the idiosyncratic pluralism of the United States and must therefore be debunked. Especially concerning is the fact that the Texas textbooks won’t be circumscribed to Texas; the economic realities of textbook production would require that the amended textbooks be sold in most or all states. The Texas Board of Education ought to consider the very Supreme Court case that Barton pointed out: Abington Township School District v. Schempp. Edward Schempp, a Unitarian Universalist, filed suit against the Abington Township School District for requiring his children to hear and read portions of the Bible as part of their public school education. As a precondition to the case, the Supreme Court explicitly upheld the decision in Engel v. Vitale, which expounded that school-sanctioned prayer violated the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment to the Constitution. In the majority opinion, Justice Tom Clark explicated that the government is required by the Constitution to remain neutral in religious matters. William Brennan’s concurrence considered the Framers’ intent and concluded that the government – state or federal when one chooses to consider incorporation doctrine of the Bill of Rights – cannot undertake any action that would favor any one religion. The Supreme Court, the judicial body empowered to interpret the intent of the Founders and Framers (as well as the extent of their intent), negates the views of Barton and the Texas Board of Education, but this explanation does not satisfy them, and they attempt to highlight the Christian beliefs of the Founding Fathers by pointing to the Declaration of Independence. Contrary to their belief, the Declaration in fact highlights the deistic tendencies of the founding fathers and Thomas Jefferson, its author, in particular. Diction and syntax study reveals that the Declaration of Independence makes vague reference to the “Creator” that gave humans “certain unalienable rights.” Those individuals today who interpret this as proof of the religious founding of the United States go so far as to say that church and state must remain intertwined in order for the country to continue functioning properly. “Creator” should not be interpreted as evidence of the founding fathers’ religious convictions, nor does it legitimize the belief that American principles derive from religious principles. “Their Creator” is a deistic term; deists adopt the Clockwork universe theory, in which a supreme being created the universe but does not intervene in its affairs. Jefferson, like a large number of his cohorts, was a deist. Further proof of the secular nature of the United States resides in James Madison’s Memorial and Remonstrance and the 1797 Treaty of Tripoli. Madison wrote Memorial and Remonstrance against Religious Assessment in 1785 in response to an assessment bill introduced by Patrick Henry for the public support of “Christian education.” Madison’s thorough notes from legislative sessions indicate that Henry thought the bill was necessary to prevent the decay of civility, morality, and piety. Madison debunked his stance, saying that every person must be left to choose his or her path of conscience. The right to do so, argued Madison, is “unalienable.” He perspicuously affirmed that: “The preservation of a free Government requires not merely, that the metes and bounds which separate each department of power be invariably maintained; but more especially that neither of them be suffered to overleap the great Barrier which defends the rights of the people.” Without the separation between church and state, argued Madison, the main framer of our constitution and the author of the First Amendment, the rights of the American people would indeed be alienated. These words run in direct contradiction with those of Henry, Barton, and others who claim that American principles could not exist without Christian principles. The Treaty of Peace and Friendship between the United States and the Bey and Subjects of Tripoli and Barbary – commonly referred to as the Treaty of Tripoli – wholly refutes the Christian revisionist argument. John Adams, president at the time he authored the treaty, wrote in the body of the treaty that “the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion” and, according to Article VI, Section II of the United States Constitution, any treaties made under the authority of the United States “shall be the supreme law of the land.” This assertion by one of the most prominent United States founders and presidents and supported by the Constitution of the United States is unequivocal in its message. “Historians” such as David Barton are threatening; he skews history to make it fit with his personal agenda. He does not, however, elicit much support outside of Christian Nationalists. What is truly frightening is the action of the Texas Board of Education; on account of its members’ irresponsible decisions, young, impressionable children all over the country (but especially in the South) might be taught that one group of people is better in our country than all the others. Worst-case scenario: future regionalized cultural and political hegemony – precisely what our founders determinedly aspired to avoid. 4 Reviews, etc. Shady Side News Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Movie review: Limitless; it has its limitations By Matt O’Connor Photo by Kimberly Flit No talking! Students show their support of LGBT students by remaining silent to combat bullying. Student silence speaks volumes Every year, the Day of Silence calls attention to the silencing of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) students and their supporters. Everyone who participated in the Day of Silence at Shady Side Academy showed his/her support by wearing a red or purple ribbon that either symbolized being silent or supportive. Since the 2007-2008 school year, SSA has gone from eight silent supporters to 118 supporters, with 29 people who were completely silent for the entire day. Being silent protests the bullying, prejudice, and discrimination of LGBT Photo by Kimberly Flit By Kelcei J. Edmonds and Kimberly Flit Simone Coleman keeps silent. individuals. Secondly, it is symbolic of the silence of any person who feels he or she can’t speak on these issues in his or her everyday life. Senior Kimberly Flit says, “For most students who know me, I’m a talkative person. Being silent for a whole day is really hard for me, but my silence re- minds me that I’m lucky to have a community in Shady Side where I don’t have to be silent about being gay.” When we use derogatory phrases like “that’s so gay” or the word “fag,” we create an environment that is not just uncomfortable, but unsafe for our LGBT friends, students, and teachers, and one that harbors discrimination and harassment. Words have immense consequences. LGBT teens are more than five times more likely to attempt suicide than their heterosexual peers. As Jack Foster said in his senior sage, “Girls like girls and boys like boys and that’s okay, too.” The acceptance of all individuals is crucial in creating a cohesive and safe community. Home grown Hunger Games review goodness By Ayesha Shah By Adi Krupski New to Shady Side this year is our own garden being grown right above the McKnight Hockey Center. This year, we planted tomatoes, peppers, eggplants and swiss chard. For anyone (including any faculty, students, and everyone else) who would like to make a great investment, we sell certificates for $5 and $10 to finance the garden; the certificates are good for one and three pounds of product when ripe. There will be a limited number of certificates sold, however, so let us know as soon as possible which one you would like to buy. As advisor Guido Giuntini points out, you can’t get more locally grown than here at school! Also, we are looking for people to help maintain the garden during the summer, so contact any of the people listed below if you would like to help maintain Shady Side’s own beautiful garden, or email Mr. Giuntini with the date you would like to help out. The work required is simple and minimal: just watering, weeding (constant weeding is easier and less time consuming), and checking on plants. Giovanni Zenati, Mike Pohl, and Mr. Giuntini have been instrumental to the success of the garden this year, but would like to thank all who have helped and have supported financially. As Mr. Giuntini says, “If the price of tomatoes follows the same pattern as gas prices this year, we might need to hire armed guards to prevent vegetarian thieves. And then hire guards to guard the guards.” It starts with a plot of earth... Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins is finally being made into a movie! This trilogy centers on a teenage girl, Katniss Everdeen, leading a revolution against oppression. Her rebellion starts when she is forced to enter the Hunger Games, where she must fight to survive against twenty-three competitors. Readers dive right in with the perspective of Katniss herself, experiencing what she’s experiencing through Collins’ vivid, spot-on writing. In the summer of 2010, Lionsgate bought rights to the movie. The main trio of the trilogy was cast in early April. Playing the role of Katniss herself, 20year-old Jennifer Lawrence started acting at the age of fourteen by doing commercials for various products. She has since been nominated for an Oscar for her role in last year’s Winter’s Bone, and will be in the soon-to-be released X Men: First Class. Lawrence said of her new role, “I couldn’t be happier about being a part of the Hunger Games and to play Katniss. I have a huge responsibility to the fans of this incredible book and I don’t take it lightly. “I will give everything I have to these movies and to this role to make it worthy of Suzanne Collins’ masterpiece.” Josh Hutcherson has been cast as Peeta Mellark, who must also survive in the Hunger Games. He’s acted or voiced in fifteen movies, including the soon to be released Detention. While many fans are disappointed with his casting, Collins responds, “I was fortunate enough to be in the room with Gary Ross when Josh came in to audition. Three lines into the read and I knew he’d be fantastic. Josh totally captured Peeta’s temperament, his sense of humor, his facility for language. I’m thrilled to have him aboard.” Collins was a screenwriter before she became an author. Her first series, The Underland Chronicles, was a big success, but nothing compared to what the Hunger Games series has achieved. According to sophomore Maggie Leech, “I can’t stop reading! Both books are addicting!” The trilogy, while suspenseful, tearful, and romantic, forces readers to think about war and its effects. This was made especially clear in the third book, Mockingjay, the worst one according to many readers. In it, Collins writes macabre scenes with no superficiality. She writes without tempering the scenes because she believes that people need to understand war and its powerful messages. A lover of both mythology and history, Collins says her inspiration comes from the story of Theseus and the Minotaur. She says, “Even as a kid, I could appreciate how ruthless this was. Crete was sending a very clear message: ‘Mess with us and we’ll do something worse than kill you. “We’ll kill your children.’ And the thing is, it was allowed; the parents sat by powerless to stop it. Theseus, who was the son of a king, volunteered to go. I guess in her own way, Katniss is a futuristic Theseus.” Collins is the screenwriter for the upcoming movie, which is a relief to many fans. The final casting in the trio is Liam Hemsworth, who is best known for his role in Miley Cyrus’ movie, “The Last Song.” He will play Gale, Katniss’ long time friend. When asked how she felt about the trio, sophomore Dani Plung said, “I think they’re as good actors as any, but the problem with making books into movies is that as good as the actors are, they’re still actors, and can’t be everyone’s image of the characters.” Limitless, the recent thriller by director Neil Burger, stars Bradley Cooper, Abbie Cornish, and Robert De Niro. Based on The Dark Fields, a novel by Alan Glynnhad, the movie has a very involved plot, which helps to make it more exciting for the viewer. It is also more violent than one would expect after seeing the trailer, and the acting, while above average, is not exceptional. Limitless starts in the apartment of Eddie Morra (Bradley Cooper). Eddie’s life seems to be going downhill. He has writer’s block when he needs to submit seventy pages of his new book to his publisher, his girlfriend has just broken up with him, and he just cannot seem to catch a break. Then, he runs into Vernon, his ex-brother-in-law. Vernon gives Eddie a pill that will allow Eddie to use 100% of his mind. Eddie takes the pill, and seems to have a prolonged brain-blast. He writes some of his book, organizes his apartment, and soon goes back to Vernon for more. As Eddie takes the pills, he rises to the top of the financial world and attracts the attention of Carl Van Loon (Robert De Niro) as well as that of other, not so civilized characters who are eager to get their hands on the pills, known as NZT. Carl Van Loon uses Eddie as a means to make great sums of money and soon enough Eddie is living the dream life. But then Eddie realizes that NZT has dangerous side effects, and goes on an elaborate journey to save his own life. Overall, I did like the movie. There were many unforeseen twists and turns with what was happening in the movie and the special effects (although limited) were well done. As I mentioned, the acting was above average. Bradley Cooper did a good job as Eddie when Eddie was off of the NZT drug but did not successfully capture Eddie’s essence when he was at his full capabilities. Everyone else in the film did a good job, especially Robert De Niro, who even made me feel intimidated when he sat down with Eddie for their first interview. One aspect of the film that I did not like was the ending, which had a “deus ex machina” feel to it and did not completely answer many of the questions that the film had raised. In conclusion, Limitless is very well done. But once you have seen it, there is no reason to want to watch it again. Music gets new vibe By Lily Epstein In the 21st Century, many artists are breaking outside of the cliché theme of boy likes girl, boy asks girl out, boy and girl are together forever. However, while it is good for artists to have creative capability, some songs are just plain vulgar. Songs such as “Down on Me” by Jeremih and “Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor)” by Pitbull have been dominating the charts, but it appears that there is now an opening for clean artists to take over. Recently, English breakout artist ADELE has been topping the charts with her song “Rolling In the Deep,” which deals with loss and vulnerability. Her powerful voice draws teens and adults alike to wanting to listen to more of her songs, making her album “21” number one on iTunes for over five weeks. Her song “Rolling in the Deep” is catchy and shows off her talent. Along with ADELE, another powerful singer has been making her comeback: Miss Britney Spears herself. Her seventh album, “Femme Fatale,” has been getting a lot of buzz. While you might have heard the song “Till the World Ends” on the radio, I recommend listening to the remix entitled “Till The World Ends (The Femme Fatale Remix),” which features artists Ke$ha, who helped to co-write the origi- nal version, and Nicki Minaj. The threesome’s different voices blend together in perfect harmony that makes this song a party, workout, or hang out song. Even though it appears that many women artists are dominating the charts, including Katy Perry and Jennifer Lopez, Bruno Mars has been giving them a run for their money. His recently introduced to radio work, “The Lazy Song,” describes Bruno’s perfect lazy day at home. While the beat might be too slow for some, I personally enjoy his smooth jazz voice paired with a reggae vibe. While these artists are on top at the moment, the music industry is changing every day, and you never know who will be the next big thing. We don’t need Cum Laude (Continued from page two) In fact, everyone on the stage that day was intelligent and deserving of recognition; the only thing I object to is the fact that we are involving GPA in the standard of measuring academic excellence. In other words, we should recognize these students, but we should recognize them using a scale not based on GPA. If GPA is not the way to judge academic excellence, how should we as a community do it? Personally, I don’t really care if I’m recognized for my academic achievements. I learn because I enjoy it, not to win awards or be praised. In fact, does our community need to continue Cum Laude, other than for reasons based on tradition and looking fancy? If a student only performs well in school because he/she wishes to be honored or win awards, that represents a failure of our educational system because we are not fostering a love of learning, but a love of certificates. What’s Hot/What’s Not By Maggie Leech and Samantha Goodman What’s Hot What’s Not The Voice The Hunger Games Flag Club Pittsburgh Passion Obama Burgatory Mac Miller Stage AE Twitter American Idol Twilight Kords for Kids Pittsburgh Penguins Osama Five Guys Asher Roth Heinz Hall Facebook Shady Side News Wednesday, May 25, 2011 D.C. adventures: band trip 2011 By Alec Brown The three SSA bands went on a trip to Washington D.C. April 8-10, where they had much fun. To start things off, the bus left at 6:30 A.M. from Shady Side and made good time to the National Zoo. There the three groups had a great time looking at all sorts of animals, including panda bears, lions, and elephants. Some members of the group had quite a surprise when they watched a zookeeper feed a cricket to a monster spider. Junior Sascha Demetris was one of those who watched the feeding. When describing the feeding he said, “It was just hanging in the web, and then the spider went flying after him. I was like ‘Whoa! Whoa! Did you just see that?’” After the excellent adventure at the zoo, we went to Madame Tussaud’s School News 5 the Newseum where we spent time in a 4-D movie theater and other neat areas. For that evening, everybody went to Twins Jazz Club where we heard an interesting group of musicians play a jazz concert. Many of the students really enjoyed hearing this, including freshman Akul Mitra, who said, “This was a great performance. I really enjoyed hearing some live jazz in a really interesting setting.” The three bands are thankful the government did not shut down because then we would not have been able to visit any of the Smithsonian museums on Sunday. Luckily, because the two sides agreed on a budget, we were able to visit all of the museums, including the Air and Space Museum, Natural History Museum, and the National Gallery of Art. It was a great experience for us in the nation’s capital. wax museum where we all took pictures with celebrities and politicians, including Barack Obama and Morgan Freeman. After spending some time with the famous people, we went to dinner and then back to the hotel where we had a fun and relaxing evening. The following morning, the groups went to American University where the Jazz Combo and Jazz Ensemble performed in front of a jazz guitarist who critiqued their performances. Pianist David Steiner of the Jazz Combo and Jazz Ensemble said of the critique, “It was an excellent critique. He really knew what he was talking about and really helped our performances.” For lunch, the groups went to Georgetown and roamed the streets for a few hours until it was time to leave. During that afternoon, we went to Band concert features seniors Photos by Noah Sprock Photo by Kelly Remo Jazz! Seniors Jeremie Kim,Missy Wolz, and David Piano man! Senior Jeremie Kim plays a Currie play a soulful sax number with Mr. Ashworth. piano solo at his final SSA band concert. No Metz Wednesday needs salt On the night of Sunday, April 3, at approximately 9:45 P.M., I suddenly realized that there was such a thing as homework, and I had not done any of it. So I reluctantly got up from Spongebob Squarepants and went to the computer. It was when I had checked the webpages of my teachers, and found that I had been assigned Calculus problems, a Biology reading, and an English journal assignment, that I realized I was not interested in doing any of it. So I decided to procrastinate even further, and logged onto Facebook. Checking my notifications, I saw an odd one: “Jatara McGee has added you to the group No Metz Wednesday.” My first thought was that this was a parody of the Trayless Wednesdays, and that we were boycotting the outrageous, tyrannical injustice of being denied trays once a week. But Reggie Mitchell, the creator of the group, had a different explanation; he had started the group to protest students being denied food because their accounts were empty. The next day, I got the rest of the story. Apparently students would get food, and when they had gone through the line to pay and it came up that their account was over the limit, their food would be taken and thrown away. The rumor was that the account of one of the kids was only $2 over the limit; this seemed fabricated, however, considering that Metz had started denying access to a lot of kids at one time. It seemed unlikely that they had all run out of money at the exact same time. They had probably been over the line for a while, and Metz had finally decided to do something about it. Nevertheless, many believed it was fundamentally wrong for kids to be denied access to food. “I felt kids should be able to eat no matter what,” Reggie commented. His plan: On Wednesday, the student body would boycott Metz. His Facebook group sent a ripple through the school; everyone was talking about it, and everyone had their own opinion. Many, equally outraged at the atrocities undertaken by the evil Metz Empire, were in favor of No Metz Wednes- day; sophomore Dani Plung said, “It’s not the kids’ fault if the parents forget to put money into the account. Do not punish the kids for the sins of the parents.” Perry Cao, also a sophomore, commented, “We need to send a message to Shady Side that the prices are too high; it’s ridiculous to pay $5 for two meatballs and a breadstick.” This, however, seemed to stray from the original intention of the movement and brings up the crisis of purpose this movement had. Some people were protesting the denial of food, some people were protesting the denial of fair pricing, and I was protesting the denial of trays. Reggie managed to resolve this before I got too worked up, saying, “The first thing was that prices were through the roof. The day they didn’t let people eat was the day I decided to do something.” What a relief; they were protesting both the prices and the lack of access for people who have not paid for the food they were trying to take. But should they have been protesting at all? Many believed the whole ordeal to be pointless. Upon being asked, a group of library-goers suddenly became very un-library-like and started screaming at me at once. I managed to get a couple of their comments down before sprinting away, terrified of what they might do to me. “It isn’t going to do anything; just because Pack it in. Kelsey Broker and Will Vincett brown bag it. Photo by Kimberly Flit By Paul Steenkiste you get a couple kids to pack their lunches for a day doesn’t mean anything,” one said. Others believed that there was nothing wrong. Sophomore Maclean Calihan had this to say: “They email your parents saying how much money is left in the account. They sent those purple slips that say your account is up; it’s not like they suddenly refused to give them food. Metz is a public company; they have responsibilities to their shareholders.” But the most insightful comments I heard on the subject came from the freshman hallway. Upon being asked for his opinion, one particularly small freshman simply looked up at me and sang, “Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you’re a womanizer.” Relevant? No. Awesome? Yes. For a while I favored Maclean’s argument: you don’t pay, you don’t eat. That’s how it works in the real world, right? You can’t walk into a car dealership and say, “I really need a car,” and drive off. But then I put myself into the shoes of those who had been denied food. Personally, I can barely get through the few classes before lunch without seriously considering cannibalism. I fantasize about food all day; what else does a man have? I admire those people who were denied food. If it had happened to me, I might have straight up punched someone in the face. This is a school. The point is that we learn how to go through life in a safe environment. Some people forgot to pay their bills; there should be a better way to teach them to do so than to deny them a basic human right: Pizza Friday. In the end, was it a success? “I only saw three tables of people at the dining hall at drop period,” Reggie said. “I think it had a pretty good impact for how short it lasted. It was pretty cool.” Noah Harchelroad reminds us, however, of the original goal: getting a message across to Metz. “It should be considered a failure,” he says, “because without telling them why we were protesting, Metz cannot respond appropriately, and nothing will happen.” I guess only time will tell what will become of it. The real question is, though, when will I get my trays back? The Times Square of their lives. Alexis D. Allen and Caitlin O’Connell. Choir tastes the Big Apple By Samantha Toshok The chamber choir, core choir, and strings took their annual trip, this time to New York City, to show the big-time, NY professionals what a somewhat small-town group could do when put together in a small room. This trip, departing with the dawn on Friday, April 13, was made possible by the chaperones including Choir Director Dr. Dan Brill, Mary Krauland, Claire DePalma, Bill Diehl, and Charles Shafer, who gladly gave up their weekend to take this trip. The group was given the chance to meet and learn from a professional choir teacher who currently works at Westminster Choir College. She listened and critiqued as they presented the songs they had been previously working on in the classroom with Dr. Brill. Within the short period of an hour, the students were given tips on how to compose one’s self, how to communicate within (without making it obvious!), and the basic fundamentals of singing, including breathing and diction. After learning these skills, the groups’ improvement was truly remarkable! Along with visiting the clinic, students were given the opportunity to explore New York City sights such as Times Square and the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Students also got to see Cole Porter’s widely-known Broadway show, Anything Goes. “The singing and tap dancing was outstanding! These guys work every day to get things perfect,” say core choir students Rebkah Tesfamarian and Amber Shergill. Overall, students were able to spend a lot of quality time together and acquired new skills they were able to use in the May 11 Spring Senior Honors Concert. Choir/strings concert Do Re Me Fa So La Ti Do: Dr. Brill recognizes graduating seniors at the Honor’s Choir Concert. Violin’s up! Senior Lisha Gu wows the crowd. Photos by Noah Sprock School news 6 Senior school prepares for new head Shady Side News Wednesday, May 25, 2011 By Yuval Ben-David white powder; it makes painting seem effortless and underscores the inspirational quality of artistic work. I approach teaching similarly. My students have the innate ability to shine, to learn, to think, to express themselves. As their teacher, I’m just helping them brush away the white so that their curiosity, individuality, and ideas are exposed. First impressions of Pittsburgh? Honestly, Pittsburgh just felt like home—as hokey as that sounds. I’m a big believer in karma, and when a place is the right “fit,” I feel it viscerally. Pittsburgh, with its unusual array of cultural treasures, neighborhoods, and dramatic scenery, gave me the feeling that I had discovered the nation’s best-kept secret. I love the landscape and the rivers. My two favorite cities in the world—Paris and Lyon—each have two rivers running through their downtown areas that come to a point, and Pittsburgh evokes those cities for me in that way. Additionally, Pittsburgh is an insanely friendly and welcoming place. What’s not to love? What did you like and hate about high school? I loved my field hockey teams, my fencing team, and my musical theater cohorts, and the faculty in charge of those activities. I enjoyed running track, too, although I wasn’t very good at the 400. Outside of school, I loved ballet and dancing with a Renaissance dance troupe. I loved French class because my teacher had high expectations, pushed us hard, and didn’t let us get away with mediocre work. I hated all of the cliques that nobody broke out of, ever, and the fact that no one greeted anyone else in the hallways unless they were friends with each other. Favorite books? Any poetry by Baudelaire (as well as most any poetry); The Girl with the Pearl Earring, not because it¹s a major work of literature but because it blends my love of art history with imagination and creativity; most historical fiction, including (I’ll admit it) anything by Wilbur Smith for long plane rides. Favorite movies? Most recently, “The King’s Speech” because it’s simply a great film and speaks to me as a speech and debate coach. One of my favorite slapstick, silly films is “Les Visiteurs” for its blend of history and modernity. On the serious end, “Out of Africa” is tops because of the cinematography and the memorable role of Meryl Streep as the fiercely independent Karen Blixen. What’s different about the generation currently in high school? I think that today’s generation is more connected to peers both within and beyond their home cities, states, and countries. Adolescents today have a ridiculous number of new choices and moral questions facing them that my generation didn’t have. The resulting opportunities and consequences make life for adolescents even more complicated than biologists, chemists, and psychologists tell us. That worries me. I wonder when—and if—kids have time to be kids. Take bullying for example. My generation had to deal with that, but today students have to deal with cyber-bullying in addition to “traditional” bullying. I also think the distance between parents and their children is increasing. Perhaps that’s what all generations say about the next, but with the inconceivable pace of technological change, it seems that parents can barely keep up with what their children seem to instinctively understand. And I wonder whether we as adults are wrong to assume that since your generation is growing up with these technological tools that you’ll somehow inherently know how to use them to their best advantage, how to navigate them, and how to develop them. Photo by Jamie Brush In March, Shady Side Academy President Tom Cangiano announced Katharine Vavpetic’s appointment as the next head of the Senior School. Mrs. Vavpetic is currently Associate Dean of Faculty at The Hotchkiss School in Connecticut, where she has been since 1998. Moving with her to the Shady Side campus in July will be her husband Joe and her two sons, Blaz, 5, and Niko, 3. I recently contacted Ms. Vavpetic by email to ask her some introductory questions. No doubt she will make a more formal introduction in the fall. Day to day, what do you do at your current job? On the whole, my job requires that I use influence to effect change, whether it’s related to housing, teaching, coaching, hiring, or parenting. As a result, I spend a tremendous amount of time talking with and listening to colleagues, solving problems (which is enjoyable because I love puzzles!), and managing projects (following up and pushing them forward little by little). A typical day in May involves teaching my honors French 3 class, meeting with the teaching interns as a group, interviewing a teaching candidate, observing a class, conferring with the CFO about strategic planning as it relates to faculty housing and dormitories, informing the Dean of Faculty and Head of School about housing assignment decisions that the Dean of Dormitory Life and I have made, grading, writing stewardship letters to donors who support faculty professional development, debate practice, and dorm duty—plus a range of other projects, committee sessions, tasks, and conversations that come up. My days and nights are quite full! What’s your motto as a teacher? I have two mottoes, depending on the context. One, a quote from Mary Lyon, the founder of Mount Holyoke College, my alma mater, is, “Go forward. Attempt great things. Accomplish great things.” I live by that one every day. A second is based on a description of painting by Georges Braque. He said that, for him, painting was simply the dusting of white off a canvas to reveal the colors beneath. I love that image of brushing away the SSA Race for the Cure team runs on Mother’s Day 60 Shady Side runners participated in the race, raising a total of $2,664 for breast cancer. After the race they met for a pancake breakfast at the Anderson Shelter (pictured above). Open season: Easter egg hunt By Christopher Miller If you happened to be casually observing the Shady Side Academy Senior School campus from April 4-8, you would have seen a sight that is not very typical for the Shady Side community: numerous students searching the entire campus for little plastic Easter eggs. The idea of the campus Easter egg hunt was pitched to the school in late March by Shady Side senior and student council member Peter Scott. Asked why he wanted to have a community Easter egg hunt, Peter replied, “The idea came up one day when I was carrying on a conversation with Ben Fownes in the college counseling office, and from there we decided that it could be a very fun event that could help raise money for the senior class, but be fun for the entire community as well.” Within a week from that assembly in late March, more than seventy students signed up to participate in the Easter egg hunt that would be taking place the following week. On Monday, April 4, the hunt for eggs officially began. That morning, seventy-five students set out to find an egg (there being only half as many eggs as people). Those who failed to find an egg were eliminated, but those who were lucky enough to get their hands on an egg by the end of the day moved on to day two of the hunt. The search for eggs on campus continued for another four days until Friday, April 8, the final day of the hunt. By now, the field of participants had shrunk all the way down to ten students, all searching for one pink egg hidden somewhere on the Shady Side campus. By the end of the day, one lucky student would be crowned the winner. As it turned out, junior Ryan Mengel found the final egg, hidden in the blue padding of the stop sign located between Rowe Hall and Morewood dorm. As a result, Ryan walked away with $120 and a pair of bunny ears. Looking back on the event, Peter said, “The Easter egg hunt was very successful. We raised a lot of money for the senior class. All of the students seemed to really enjoy it, and they took it as seriously as I had hoped they would.” Asked if he would make any changes if he could do it all over again, Peter responded, “I would have hidden the eggs in tougher places on the first day, and I wish the event could have had more publicity beforehand, so we could have had more kids sign up, but other than that, it was a great event that I think the community really enjoyed.” Photo by Niteesh Sundaram Connecting. Juniors Camara Copeland and Alex Levy play with kids. Camden trip opens eyes By David Jimenez During the first week of spring break, a group of seven students and two teachers embarked on a rewarding journey that we hope will become part of a continuing school tradition. Over several months, senior David Jimenez, junior Alex Levy, headmaster Jeremy LaCasse, and Co-director of International Programs Jessica Parker worked to create an Alternative Spring Break program, where members of the SSA community spend a part of their vacation in underserved communities serving as volunteers and learning about the community experience. This year, students worked with Urban Promise, a private ecumenical Christian organization, in Camden, New Jersey. On the trip, students learned about the current and historical challenges that have confronted Camden, a symbol of national urban decay with high crime rates and poverty. Less than half of students graduate from high school and numerous neighborhoods are filled with decayed, aging housing. In fact, the largest industry in the city is scrap metal because residents go into abandoned buildings and rip open sewage pipes and other items. Students were moved by a powerful bus tour around Camden’s neighborhoods, learning how poor government planning and socioeconomic problems transformed a once strong industrial city into a community marred by decay. At the same time, the group witnessed some of the moving community-based solutions that Urban Promise and other groups are providing. The organization not only offers successful private schools (90% graduation rate), but also city-wide afterschool and summer camps such as Urban Trekkers, where students are mentored to create their own sailboats and use them on nature trips during the year. Many of the Urban Promise leaders and volunteers were alumni themselves who were profoundly impacted and transformed by the program. A documentary film night revealed the story of Father Michael Doyle, a Catholic priest whose “Heart of Camden” project has helped to revitalize the Southern Camden community with education, sustainable housing, and new economic development. Another evening event featured leadership from Camden’s ecological justice movement, which has sought to bring healthy food and green spaces to a city with serious pollution problems and a single grocery store. As our trip continued, we went beyond the headlines and statistics to witness the real presence of hope that is gradually improving the Camden community and its families. The group completed a wide variety of service projects during the week. In the morning, some members participated in spiritual devotion, and then the entire group worked at a homeless shelter of Lutheran Ministries, sorting toys and clothing, working at the thrift store, and meeting the patrons during lunch (Camara Copeland and Alex Levy worked with one to complete a March Madness bracket). Afterwards, we spent the afternoon as volunteers in Urban Promise’s Junior High School Olympics, where middle school students from across the city come together in exciting games a la Color Wars. Senior participant Niteesh Sundaram remarked, “The kids were adorable. They were full of energy and really loved screaming . . . In their innocence, children did not concern themselves with image or coolness and instead skated across the church basement, let volunteers spin them around, sang the Funky Chicken, and slammed their faces with cream pie and cereal that looked like dog food.” Although these hours were hectic and prolonged, they presented an opportunity to witness and become part of the support that Urban Promise provides to their students. Overall, the group saw the trip as a profound experience in service and understanding. Sophomore Joe McMahon stated “Camden was somewhat of an eye opening experience. I knew going into the trip that Camden was a down trodden area, but experiencing it first hand was much more profound than anything I had heard or read before hand. I was glad to be part of an outreach program such as Urban Promise, and I would definitely go again if I had the opportunity.” While our impact on the people of Camden was small, their lives and resilience encouraged us to better understand social justice and community development. Already, students are working on developing a new program in New Orleans next year. More photos and blog entries are available at ssacamden.tumblr.com. Senior sage rebuts bullies (Continued from page 2) ·Also, there is a direct correlation to the amount of time girls spend online and the likelihood that they will be bullied. ·The National Crime Prevention Center study found that only 10% of those kids who were bullied told their parents about the incident. ·Cell phone cameras and digital cameras are a growing problem in the cyberbullying world. A recent survey found that 10% of 770 young people surveyed were made to feel “threatened, embarrassed or uncomfortable” by a photo taken of them using a cell-phone camera. ·According to extensive research on middle school age students and teenagers online, some of the fastest growing problems within the world of cyberbullying are: 1. Stealing an individual’s name and password to a social networking site, then using their profile to post rumors, gossip or other damaging information. 2. Altering photographs using PhotoShop or other photo editing software in order to humiliate the individual. 3. Recording conversations without the individual’s knowledge or consent, then posting the call online. 4. Creating confrontational and meanspirited online polls about the individual and posting them on different web sites (http://www.cyberbullyalert.com/blog/ 2008/08/cyber-bullying-statistics-thatmay-shock-you/). A heartfelt thank you to a brave Senior Sage who made us realize that we can play a role in eliminating this problem by being responsible and vigilant. There will still be issues of harassment but, one hopes, fewer. Shady Side News Wednesday, May 25 School news 7 Shady Side Francophiles unite By Shamika Dighe Photo by Dana Burgard Achtung, baby! German students breach Check Point Charlie. SSA/German exchange By Blake Beckemeyer Eleven of us remember packing an insane amount of clothes, entertainment for the flight overseas, and two toothbrushes. For most of us, it was our first time on a different continent, and who has Hamburg on their vacation wish list anyways? We left as eleven Shady Side students and returned a family. Chad Trice said of the three week German exchange, “Experiencing German culture was a good change of pace in my life; the memories were something that I will never forget.” Germans have a different outlook on life: their typical school day is from 8 am until 1:30 pm, and each lesson is 90 minutes. Chaperone Mary Krauland said, “We got to experience the school day in Hamburg. [It is] a very different school from SSA.” Food was an adventure for all of us, with only a few knowing what to expect. Turns out German food was better than most American food I’ve had. Most mornings, my host family would prepare one cup of peppermint tea, a piece of bread with butter and honey on it, and a lunch box for the midmorning snack. Traditionally, I was given some rendition of German chocolate and a sandwich with ham, lettuce, and butter. Germans love butter on their sandwiches. On the flip side, every one of us loved Döner. Döner is a German-Turk specialty, similar to a gyro, but much better. The bread bowl in which the lettuce, meat, and onions are stuffed is warm and crusty, and is perfect on the cold, rainy mornings of Hamburg and Berlin. Germany is filled with so many friendly and caring people, and we were fortunate to have the opportunity to meet thirteen amazing families. I want to thank my host family and all the others who hosted: “Ami’s” in Hamburg, our chaperones Frau and Krau, and my eight new siblings. It was the best three weeks of my life. Photo by Lindsay Kovach Passport to adventure. Jeremy LaCasse, Former SSA teacher Diana Marston Wood, Dr. Evelyn S. Rawski, and Robert Sargent. Flashback to China’s past By Michelle Bucklew Shady Side Academy had the opportunity to experience a different side of China April 7 through pictures taken by the grandfather of Robert Sargent, curator of the exhibit CHINA: Exploring the Interior, 1903-1904. In 1903, R. Harvey Sargent took an expedition to China to study the topography and to do research. Along the way, Sargent took several photographs, which would be the items that made the trip well known later in his life. These pictures were not the average “posed” photographs, but instead were snapshots of scenes that caught his attention. He took pictures of landscapes, structures, and inhabitants of the land. These incredible pictures now travel around the country, allowing many to witness the complexity behind these simple pictures. The grandson of Harvey Sargent, Robert Sargent, travels along with these exhibits and has also made a trip back to China with his own daughter, since he lived there until the age of four, to retrace the steps that his grandfather had made. He took pictures that paralleled the ones taken one hundred years ago, which he shared during an all-school assembly. The exhibit of his grandfather was put on display in Hillman. Several Chinese classes had the opportunity to study the display and meet with Robert Sargent. We were able to learn and ask questions about his job, experiences, and travels. Junior Chris Leech commented about the discussion, saying, “The passion in which he spoke about his trip to China and to other countries around the world through his job was inspiring.” The pictures in the exhibit ranged from pictures of monuments, to the Yangzi River, to my personal favorite, the picture of men carrying 200-300 pound bags of salt on their backs. The picture captured the men resting on one crutch while taking a short break from their hard labor. The picture is taken by a simple camera, but the image allows the person viewing it to imagine what the men were feeling and the difficulty of their job. The viewer can almost believe that he or she is there with Sargent, taking the picture, seeing the men, hearing them talk and the surrounding noises, smelling the environment, and feeling their struggle. We hope, at some point, many students in our community were able to stop and take the opportunity to look at the photographs that hung in Hillman for the month of April. It was a spring break filled with chocolate croissants and fresh baguettes for a group of fourteen SSA students. Accompanied by history teacher, Rachel McCool and Spanish and French teacher, Dr. CarolJean McGreevy-Morales, we embarked on an adventure of a lifetime to France, to visit our exchange students from Saint Joseph de Tivoli, a large co-ed high school in Bordeaux. When asked about this trip, Dr. McGreevy-Morales said, “I loved having the opportunity to help our students of French immerse themselves into the French lifestyle and culture. Watching our students interact in French with their hosts and other students at Tivoli, our partner school in Bordeaux, was sheer delight. On a more personal note, my time spent with Tivoli faculty and their families, whom I had gotten to know over the eight years we have had the exchange, was a special treat.” This was the fifth exchange that Shady Side Academy has had with Tivoli, since its inception in 2003. Our trip began at the Pittsburgh airport with a direct flight to Paris; there were mixed emotions that morning. When asked how she felt, junior Kristen Olander said, “Standing in the airport waiting with the whole group was difficult to bear as we were all just so excited to go, but were also dreading the eight hour flight to Paris. Having never been to Paris or France before, I was ready for the new culture change that we were about to experience.” We spent our first few days in Paris, where we visited staples of many a Parisian tourist’s itinerary such as the Eiffel tower, Musee D’Orsay, Arc du Triomphe, and Notre Dame. Our free time was spent exploring boutiques and cafès along the meandering streets of the city while taking in all that the Parisian culture had to offer. After our short stay in Paris, we boarded the famous TGV train and headed to Bordeaux. The closer the train got to Bordeaux, the more anxious I became. I could not help but wonder, “What will my exchange student’s family be like? Will they all be waiting to pick me up?” These thoughts progressively turned into, “What if her family and I don’t get along and what if I forget all my French and can’t speak? What would I do? Sign language?” Looking back at it all now, I think my biggest fear was leaving the group. Up until that point, although we were in a different land, we were still exploring this new territory together; a piece of home was still with us. Being together was a sort of safety net for me. But as long as we were together, we were still partly submerged in American culture. I now realize that the only way we could have been fully indulged in all that French culture had to offer was by being alone and trying to let go of our inhibitions while looking at everything we encountered with an open mind. And so, we spent the next week and a half in Bordeaux. Each day spent at Tivoli was an opportunity for us to learn more about French school life and compare that to our experiences at Shady Side Academy. The differences were quite surpris- Photo courtesy of Dr. McGreevy-Morales Fromage! Our French students pose in front of the Eiffel Tower. ing: class sizes at Tivoli were much larger and the classroom environment was very formal. For example, most students didn’t speak during class, and classes were taught lecture-style; also, no student ever left the room to go to the bathroom or water fountain. Some days, a class would be two hours long and end at 5:30 pm! Perhaps the most striking difference was the actual classes that these high school students were taking. Older students had already chosen a “track” of studies that they wanted to complete and therefore only took certain classes. For example, students on an English-History track would not take any science or math classes. In a way, their career paths had somewhat been chosen before they had even entered college. When asked about her favorite parts of the trip, junior Tess Rosenbloom talked about some unique characteristics of Tivoli. She said, “One of my favorite parts of the exchange was getting to see our correspondent’s school. It was interesting to see how our school compared with theirs. For example, we have a junior, middle, and upper school on three different campuses; their school confined all of these students to one campus. So you would see kindergartners hanging around the same areas where juniors and seniors would be, which was pretty interesting.” When we weren’t in classes, we were taking field trips to various attractions in or near Bordeaux. One day was spent taking a historic tour of Bordeaux. Another day was spent at St. Emilion, a small town northeast of Bordeaux, famous for its prehistoric ruins, monolithic church, and wineries. Highlights of this trip included: visiting vineyards and actually seeing how grapes are grown and how wine is fermented and aged, a day trip to San Sebastian, Spain, and a visit to an oyster fishery, where we were able to learn Photo by Kimberly Flit Shannon Kirk,Jamie Kurke, and Jessie Guerrentz how oysters are bred and then taste fresh oysters. As for time spent with our families, the experiences varied from student to student. Personally, I was not prepared for the culture shock that I first experienced in France. Everything was so different. Their food was different, their lifestyles were different, and their overall attitude toward things like school and sports was very different than the attitudes that students here at Shady Side embrace. For instance, people in France are much happier spending their free time sitting in a café for hours, whereas we generally tend to have most of our day planned out for us by the minute. Also, meals tend to be appreciated more by the French. There, cuisine is a true art, which led to my biggest shock: The sea urchin I found staring back at me at dinner one night. At first, I felt intimidated by all these differences. But as time went on, I began to appreciate them, and even enjoy them. After a week in Bordeaux, the abnormal became normal, and the more time we spent with our families, the closer we became to them. Senior Katie Prochownik sums this up best, saying, “The most important thing to me was to indulge in the culture and completely be comfortable with being uncomfortable. It is so special to adapt to a family with different traditions and likes than you, and to return home with a different outlook to how other people live. That was the best part of the trip for me.” Overall, this trip proved to be a great experience for all who participated. It has let us venture out of our comfort zones and find a greater understanding of other cultures, along with allowing us to create new friendships with students across the Atlantic. As Dr. McGreevy Morales puts it, “TROIS SEMAINES TOUT A FAIT FORMIDABLES!” Photo by Allie Hull Kimberly Flit and Dr.Ashworth SSA celebrates the royal wedding Senior advisor Graham Ashworth decided to host an early “watch the William/Kate wedding spectacular,”with Sue Whitney and students, in the wee hours of the morning on the wedding day. At 5 AM, Students arrived at the Benedum Student center with crowns and jewelry, with donuts, bagels, fruits, scones, coffee, and English Tea awaiting their arrival. Boarders and others arrived in their P.J.s to don crowns and spy the styles as royal watchers on this special day. But, unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, and at 8:15, the students had to put on schoolappropiate clothes and travel off to first period class. 8Odds & Ends Shady Side News Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Remaining Spork players strategize while game goes on By Porter Ladley Bevy of Beauties. Juniors Lia Farrell, Ashley Ferree, Caitlin O’Connell, Kelcei Edmonds, Katie Natoli, Betsy Vuchinich,Rebecca Sensale, Alexa miller, Jenna Rosenbloom, Rebecca Solomon, Alexis Concordia, Dima Kharma, Rachel Diehl, Audrey Buckman, Ruby Scalo, Sabina Rizzo, Photo by Annie Pooley Shamika Dighe, and Camara Copeland get ready to take the runway. Prom Fashion Show pleases crowd by Shamika Dighe It was a sight of pure glitz and glamour at this year’s Prom Fashion Show, where a group of juniors came out to strut their stuff on the catwalk to support their class. Benefitting this year’s prom, which will be held at the newly opened Fairmont Hotel in downtown Pittsburgh, the Prom Fashion show went off without a hitch – mostly because of the tremendous effort put forth by the junior class and its prom committee, which sponsored the event, and a dedicated group of mothers without whom the whole event could not have possibly taken place. When asked about the event, junior class president Katie Natoli said, “The Prom Fashion Show was easily the greatest fund-raiser held by our class. We made over $5000! We are well on our way to having a successful prom.” The year’s prom fashion show, which was held at the ever so picturesque Pittsburgh Field Club, featured students wearing some of this season’s latest evening attire. From fresh tuxedos to sparkling cocktail numbers, models wore the latest and greatest by some of the most noted designers in eveningwear such as Alice and Olivia, Nicole Miller, and Aidan Mattox. Throughout the event, it was clear that the models were having a great time as they showcased their dresses, which came from local stores around Pittsburgh including HipTique, e.b. Pepper, Dina Ellen, Carabella, Pittsburgh Elegance, Linton’s, Cajoli, and Victoria. Girls looked poised and elegant with voluminous curls and ornate updos to accompany their ensembles, which were done by Salon Vivace. On the other hand, the boys looked especially dapper in their eveningwear from Top Hat Tuxedo (at the Waterworks Mall) and Top Hat Tuxedo, Inc. (at the Pittsburgh Mills). The Prom Fashion Show was not only a huge success, but it was also a pleasure to watch or to be a part of. As Junior Class vice president Conor Hannon put it, “The fashion show was the most fun and successful fundraiser for the class, but more importantly, it was a great way for us guys to show off our great looks, and for DJ Fabby Fab [Frank Rocks] to show off his abilities.” The Junior Class would like to extend a thank you to all of the parents who either helped to organize the fashion show or donated, including Dr. Bruce Ben-David, E. Michael and Susan Boyle, Jeffrey and Jessica Brown, Enrico and Federica Dallavecchia, Corina Diehl, Dr. Shyam and Smita Dighe, Michael and Judith Hannon, Maryanne Hermann, S. Bryan and Heather Lawrence, Christopher and Mary Beth Leech, David and Joanne Mengel, William and Lisa Miller, Joseph and Rose Natoli, Montgomery and Kate Pooley, Brian and Denise Rabe, James and Linda Rosenbloom, Thomas and Jill Ruppel, and James and Jenifer Scalo. We couldn’t have done it without you! It was the middle of December, my junior year. But this day brought something a little different from the average winter day. I was incredibly excited to get my Spork and my target for the first round of the Spork challenge. A new chapter was about to begin in what can sometimes be a rather mundane life here at Shady Side. I clutched my Spork for two weeks, rarely putting it down for any occasion. I made it through the first two weeks without any trouble, and then Winter Break started. This year’s new addition, ‘Winter Break Madness,’ allowed people to spork and be sporked over winter break. Letting this slip from my mind, I became looser and looser with my Spork as each day passed. I thought I was going to make it back to school unscathed. Sitting in my living room the Sunday before school started, the doorbell rang, and I casually walked to the door. I opened the door to see Chris Leech, Spork in hand. He shoved the utensil into my ribs and shouted victoriously, “Haha!” My defeat had left me scarred and, moreover, disappointed in my inability to make it to the second round. But my pitiful loss also left me with a great respect for those who are still in the game today, the people who have gone for four or five months without getting Sporked and still remember to grab that plastic thing every morning before going to school. As of late April, there were only seven people left in the game. To these hardened players, Spork has truly become second nature. Recently eliminated spork player Max Kaplan said, “Since I was eliminated from Spork last week, I have often found myself reaching for the Spork I should have in my hand.” Since this game has become such an important part of SSA over the past few years, one can only hope that the game wraps up naturally, without any additions by the Spork organizers. One of the chief Spork controllers, Conor Hannon, hopes the game will end nicely in the final weeks of school. If it looks like the game may continue on, Conor plans to add some sort of incentive for the players to speed up so we can see a winner this year, but he is keeping his cards close to the vest. No matter what happens, I’m sure the end of Spork this year will be a heartpounding, stealing home plate in extra innings type of finish. All of the contestants have put in so much work this year, and I’m sure it will pay off. As junior Athif Wulandana put it, “I’m sure Spork will be a fantastic finish, for those watching and for the players still slugging it out.” Grendel winners announced! With a belly full of Geats and an extra pouch brim full of tasty, bloody , breakfast snacks, Liza Plakseychuk’s Grendel seems all too pleased with himself, and definitely won the heart of perennial judge English teacher Angela Irvine to take First Place in the Annual Grendel Drawing Contest. Liza, a student in Linda McDonald Joseph’s Foundations I English class, “just had all the elements,” Ms. Irvine said. “Her drawing followed the text by incorporating ‘a huge bag sewn from a dragon’s skin.... closed by a marvelous clasp,’ and she also included Grendel’s ‘great teeth’ and ‘gleaming eyes.’” “We wuz robbed,” exclaimed, Foundations I teacher, Liz Garvey, whose student, Adam Yunus, was named First Runner Up. Ms. Irvine conceded that Adam’s drawing bore an astonishing resemblance to the Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks, and commended the fine abs on said well drawn creature, but asserted it “lacked the animal magnetism of Pakseychuk’s entry, despite the well defined physique.” Honorable Mention went to Dr. Judith Sanders’ student Alex Gottlieb for his scaley green Grendel. “I liked the horns- sort of Viking style, and the little collection of heads in the basket,” said Ms. Irvine. The other Honorable Mention went to Tevin Mickens, from Mrs. Joseph’s class. “This guy was the Incredible Hulk with head revisited,” said Ms. Irvine. In a departure from more usual views, Olivia Zoratto, from Mrs. Joseph’s class, created a Roman Centurion vision of Grendel who seemed to be saying “Hail, Hrothgar!” “I really admired this piece,” Ms. Irvine exclaimed, “but the time period is several hundred years out of sync, so I couldn’t give it a prize.” Congratulations to all the winners and contestants. It was a very strong year for Grendel at the Academy. Photo by Michele Ament Produce for People. Samantha Toshok, Kelly Mengel, Rachel Kann, and Sophie Abo help with distribution in Homewood. Community Service tries new challeges By Marko Hudak Several members involved in Service Learning at Shady Side generously donated their time to help distribute produce at the Holy Rosary School in Homewood this past spring. This group, which included Zoe Wecht, Abigail Spear, Micky Saperstein, Sydney Mordoh, Sophie Abo, Samantha Toshok, Kelly Mengel, Justin Berk, Beau Person, Maggie Elias, and Rachel Kann, contributed to the Food Bank’s Produce to People Program, which provides grocery items to families in need on a monthly basis. Friends - Rebuilding Together Pittsburgh occurred Saturday, May 14, with 13 students rehabbing homes in Shaler from 8:00 A.M. until about 3:00. Jacob Demand, Graham Vershaw, Claudia Mihm, Ruby Scalo, Lucy Scalo, Annie Pooley, Rachel Diehl, Tess Rosenbloom, and Courtney Collins, did an excellent job painting, sealing, and renovating. The last blood drive of the year was held on Tuesday, April 26, from 9:00 AM - 7:30 PM. 60 units of blood were donated. Remarkably, ten students participated in all three drives this year. Pirates season: raise the Jolly Roger, mates! By Zach March A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the Pirates had a winning season. And we might be able to say this once again at the close of the 2011 MLB season. Most of us never thought that we would be able to say it this far into the season, but our beloved Buccos are .500. Yeah, you heard right, as of May 11 they are 18-18. This is the latest into the season that the Pittsburgh Pirates have been .500 since 2005 when they went 30-30, and the first time this season since they started off 8-8. Ryan Doumit sealed the win for the Pirates on Mother’s Day with a three run home run that put the Pirates up 5-4. This is their third winning series in a row, and manager Clint Hurdle said, “If we’re on the road to where we want to go, [being .500] would be one of the mile markers that we need to get by.” And he is absolutely correct. At this rate the Pirates could end the season at or above .500, which would be the first time the club has done so since 1992. We can all hope for a turn around this season, and if it happens, the Pirates will end an 18 year stretch without a winning season, which is a record for major North American sports. School News 9 Shady Side News Wednesday, May 25, 2011 SSA Corps of Cadets By Paul Steenkiste Disclaimer: There are no fascists at Shady Side Academy. You have probably seen us. The students dressed in all black – black shirt, black pants, black tie, black belt, black shoes, black socks, and bright green underwear (or is that just me?) – are not members of Hitler Youth, despite our menacing appearance. We are actually members of the SSA Corps of Cadets, a group with the original goal of helping those students who may wish to attend a service academy, get a head start. That was when it was just the brainchild of Christian Harchelroad, and there were three or four guys dressed in black. Now it has grown to about twenty members, and we have become officially sanctioned under the direction of Sergeant Shaffer of the United States Army. “I have always been interested in a military academy and officer training programs,” says Evan Reineman, one of the original members with Justin Barnes, Grant Foley, and Christian. “I hope this will help me in my future if I decide to pursue this career.” While not all of its members want to join the service, those who do have joined because the structure, the discipline, and the physical exercise resemble what will be expected in the military, on a smaller scale, of course. Why the uniform, though? Christian created the formal dress, and designated it to one day a week, Thursday, so that we can get a taste of what it’s like to be expected to be in a spotless uniform every day. This uniformity further instills a feeling of fraternity, in that each of us has dedicated ourselves to the same goal and will help each other along the way. In a school filled with outrageous personalities and stark individualism, which is, and should be, encouraged, it is refreshing to see a group of students come together under one cause, a cause greater than themselves, and sacrifice their flashy individuality so that they might come closer to each other and closer to reaching their goal. Besides dressing up on Thursdays, the Corps of Cadets meets on weekends and undergoes much of the same physical training done in the military, using a military handbook given to us by Sgt. Shaffer, another effort to simulate true military life. The Corps also practices marching in anticipation of participating in a Memorial Day Parade. “Who knows where this program may lead?” says sophomore Justin Barnes. “We hope it can become a tradition at Shady Side so that every student who attends has the opportunity to do what we are doing. This program really helps me seriously consider whether I want to join the service, giving me a different perspective and experience than I would have without it.” You might disagree with the policies of a president or the actions of a general. You might even be a complete pacifist and advocate the abolition of the military (although I assure you our enemies will not do the same). But you have to respect those men and women who serve our country, and those boys and girls who admire them and strive to join their cause. Feeling Wavy! Matt Ferree and Rebkah Tesfamariam lead the SSA section in a cheer for the Pirates at an evening game attended by many in the boarding community. Time for community to look at year past at home away from home By Matthew Hacke I decided to create a boarding article using the poetry form called a sestina. The stanzas end in words with this pattern: ABCDEF FAEBDC CFDABE ECBFAD DEACFB BDFECA ECA As the Year Goes By… Yet again, we begin to reminisce about the past. Croft and Morewood have had another great year. The people have spoken with responses that always seem the same. The question that they have answered is one reflecting over the residential community. How have they been impacted by calling Shady Side their second home? The mixture of emotions set in as the temperature changes from cold to hot, knowing that it is time. That late August day when it all began, is now replaced with the excitement of graduation time. Senior Christina Policastro chooses not to look at the calendar depicting the days past. Instead, she chooses to look deep down into her heart and search for the meaning of home. When she finds it, she exclaims, “Morewood has been my home away from home for the last four years.” “It is not easy looking back without smiling upon realizing how wonderful we have it in this community.” “I will miss how living in Morewood always brought with it a new adventure, each day never being the same.” Volunteer Shady Side! Sophomore Mike Pohl and Junior Will Ruppel gear up outside their Fox Chapel unit. Firefighters train for volunteer duties By Samantha Goodman and Chris Bush While many members of the Shady Side community volunteer in traditional ways, such as offering their services at a food bank or homeless shelter, two boys have taken a different approach. Junior Will Ruppel and sophomore Mike Pohl began their path to become volunteer firefighters at Fox Chapel Station 157 early this year. Mike developed interest after watching his brother volunteer at the station, and Will looked at it as a way to give back. Will told us, “It just seemed like a great way to serve the community.” Ever since then, Will and Mike have been rigorously training under the Essentials of Fire Fighting, completing more than 200 hours of committed training. Once they become 18 years of age, Will and Mike will earn their Firefighter 1 Certificates, which will allow them to work with and control live burns. Until then, they are restricted by Pennsylvania State Law from entering a burning structure, but are eligible to work with each piece of equipment and learn more about the history of the department. In Fox Chapel, the majority of fire calls are, in fact, false alarms, but they do face many car accidents and small fires. Mike and Will play the roles of forcing entry into buildings, shooting photos with a thermal imaging camera, and cleaning up hazardous items from a scene. They kept emphasizing the good fortune of Station 157, which comes from constant hard work. They feel very lucky to work at a station that is well manned and funded. Their high praise for the station and fellow firefighters did not end there. Mike and Will have enjoyed building relationships with people they otherwise would not have known. Mike Pohl said, “The fire department includes such a unique group of men, each possessing something special. There are lawyers, doctors, landscapers, business owners, bankers, men of all different occupations.” After speaking with their Assistant Chief, Thomas Eichenlaub, owner of Eichenlaub Inc., we learned that their efforts in the station are really appreciated. Mr. Eichenlaub told us, “While the two of them could be out playing hockey, football, or just hanging with friends, they have chosen to make something better of themselves and give back to the community they live in. I know we members of Fox Chapel are grateful for their commitment.” Both Will and Mike are very satisfied with their decisions to become volunteers. The relationships they have built are special, and Mike stated, “When we’re in that station or on a call, you really come together. It’s like a brotherhood.” Senior Henry Klein had a more humorous account of how each year he has lived in Croft was never the same. He concluded, “The laughs, the intellectually stimulating conversations and all of the fun times I’ve had with the boys of Croft will be greatly missed as I leave behind the residential life community.” While older students reflect on how boarding has contributed to their personal growth in the years of the past, The younger students look toward what is to come in the next year. What will the future hold? They ponder, as they leave the dorms for the summer and go back to their homes. Freshmen who were once nervous about living away from the comforts of home Quickly adapted to their new independence of living away and came to recognize that it was nearly the same. The benign atmosphere and people of the community now have them asking, “What happened to this year?” While these students still have three more years in the dorms, they wisely know to cherish the time. They have all thoroughly enjoyed the feeds and the field trips, now just instances of the past, But these material things do not take away from the bonds that they have formed with people in the community. I ask, “What do you look forward to as you come back and experience this place next year, this community?” Freshman Rebkah Tesfamariam stated, “With summer approaching and getting ready to move back home, I can not wait to be with the same group of people next year and relive our past experiences all over again.” Yes, while some people might want things to stay the same others look forward to change. As Freshman J.T. Kaufmann put it, “While I enjoyed the times I’ve shared with my fellow dorm peers, I’m eager to meet new boarders and not be the smallest kid next year.” I now ask myself, “What has happened to this year?” When May ends and June begins, the goodbyes will be heard throughout the boarding community. Some will be leaving for college, while others will be returning around the same time Again late next August. What is for certain is that this community embodies all that is a home. From the dorm parents to the students, we are a big family, whose days are never the same. As cliché as it sounds, whether you decide to look forward to the future or reminisce about the past, It is always important to keep your memories from your life at home and to those who live in a second home, the dorms, alive. You might think it’s all the same now, but wait and you will see that as the year goes by, those memories will get lost in the shuffle of the past. Word Puzzle By Nicholas Gasbarro To complete the puzzle, put the correct two word answer in the corresponding space. _____Cold______ _______________ _______________ 1. TV detective show _______________ 2. Cleveland college choice _______________ _______________ 3. Money transfer firm _______________ _______________ 4. British flag _______________ __ Sparrow____ 5. Pirates of the Caribbean character 10Sports Shady Side News Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Rowing, sport of champions By Adi Krupski Photo by Nick Gasbarro Strike! Ben Hartz winds up before throwing another pitch. That first base runner isn’t going anywhere! Varsity Baseball wins 3rd consecutive section title By Matt Scherbarth The Shady Side Academy baseball team is having an excellent 2011 season. As of May 8 the baseball team is undefeated with a record of 15-0 and ranked number one in the WPIAL AA class. The team has recently clinched their third straight section championship. The baseball season started off with the annual trip to Orlando, Florida at Disney’s Wide World of Sports. In Florida, our team had valuable outdoor practice time that many other Pittsburgh teams do not get because of the weather. The team also played a doubleheader against Sidwell Friends School, winning the first game 2-0 and the second game 3-2. The Florida trip was also very important because it was a source of team bonding. Our team grew closer, enjoying the weather, the Disney Parks, and watching senior Captain Grant Foley lose numerous bets culminating in his having to carry junior Captain Ben Hartz’s bag for the rest of the year. On arrival back in Pittsburgh, Shady Side’s first game was a non-section game against AAAA Fox Chapel. In a low scoring game Shady Side won 2-1 with a walk-off single by senior Captain Zach Sufrin. The beginning of the season was plagued with rainouts, but our team did not lose any spirit and started strong. A home game against rival Riverview was an early test for our team, and we rose to the occasion, defeating them 10-1. Ben Hartz had a stellar performance that day, striking out fifteen and hitting a two-run homerun. Other important games were the close 10-9 victory over Steel Valley and the two victories over the number two team in the section Greensburg Central Catholic. Shady Side defeated GCC 5-1 and 7-3 with Ben Hartz receiving the win in both games. With two games left in the season against Steel Valley and Riverview, Shady Side looks to continue the streak and finish the regular season undefeated. Says sophomore Paul McCullough, “We’re doing really well. We’re number one in the WPIAL AA, and should be number one seed in the playoffs.” Shady Side is having so much success this year because of our team’s incredible depth. Coach Bob Grandizio always says that his job is difficult because he has fifteen players that he could put in the starting lineup any day. SSA is led by three captains, Zach Sufrin, Ben Hartz, and Grant Foley. Zach Sufrin is a three year starter at catcher and a two year starting pitcher. Sufrin is a brick wall behind the plate and a dominant force on the mound. He is also among the league leaders in batting average. Ben Hartz is a three year starter in the outfield and is the ace of the SSA pitching staff. Hartz boasts one of the top batting averages in the WPIAL and has tied the school record for homeruns in a single season with five. On the mound, Hartz has five wins and is again a league leader in strikeouts. Grant Foley is a two year starter at shortstop and is a fierce competitor and leader. There is no ball that is out of reach for Foley at shortstop and he is never afraid to get dirty, whether it is at shortstop or diving into home plate. Foley is also one of the team’s best clutch hitters, coming up big with RBIs against Steel Valley and GCC. Sophomores Paul McCullough and Coleman Strohm, and juniors Andrew Geisler and Matt Scherbarth are also integral parts of the SSA pitching staff, which has only allowed 26 runs in 11 section games. Paul McCullough is a consistent and smooth second baseman and Coleman Strohm is in the hot corner at third base. Junior centerfielder Mike Holzinger is the leadoff man for the team and is constantly on base and stealing second. Holzinger is the start of many big innings. Junior Spencer Levy has battled injuries at first base and is now hitting his stride with an excellent game on senior day where he hit a homerun and made a remarkable diving catch at first. Sophomore outfielder Evan Eisner has had a breakout year marked by a stellar 4-4 day against GCC. Sophomore Chris Sawicki is a consistent middle infielder. Freshman outfielder Chucky Scales is a blur on the base paths and has displayed poise and maturity when starting while Ben Hartz pitches. Juniors Will Ruppel and Theo Teris round out the solid outfielding core. Team manager junior Christopher Miller is a staple, operating the scoreboard at all home games. Asked about the team’s playoff expectations, Coach Grandizio said, “What I like most about our team is the leadership from the captains and seniors, the depth in our pitching staff, and the camaraderie among the players on the team. Because of those three things, I think we have a better chance than anyone to win it all. Anything can happen in the playoffs and we are still a relatively young team, so it will be an uphill climb, but I think everyone believes that we can compete with anyone.” Shady Side beat Steel Valley 10-0, with pitcher Zach Sufrin throwing a onehit shutout. Ben Hartz and Evan Eisner both hit homeruns and Ben Hartz broke Shady Side’s single season home run record with seven this season. Unfortunately, Shady Side lost its final game of the year in a heartbreaking 1-0 defeat by Riverview. Ben Hartz allowed only three hits and also hit a triple, but Shady Side was not able to complete the perfect season, giving up one run in the bottom of the seventh. Despite the loss Shady Side had one of its best seasons and is preparing for the playoffs as one of the best teams in the WPIAL. Girls’ Softball has high hopes By Rob Belles This season, the softball team had many battles, including battles with other teams and battles with the weather. When the rain held up and the girls were able to play, this season was an improvement for the team, but it still was not exactly what the coaches and captains had hoped to see. “Our record does not indicate the hard work the girls put in and the improvement we made over the year,” said Coach Matthew Fisher. “Two-year captains Ashley Ferree and Katie Natoli led the team, and four year starter Ally Bernstein, along with our five other seniors, were strong contributors.” Coach Abby Bodenlos added, “Reading the newspaper after each game or the statistics for the season comparable to other teams in our section are not indications of the kinds of successes that we had this season. We are a growing team and softball program, and because of that, the challenges that we faced this season and will continue to face are even beyond the field or the score of the game. The girls of course learned a lot about the basics of softball and significantly improved on those skills. More importantly, however, they had the chance to develop a sense of teamwork, character, pride, work ethic, respect, accountability, and this is where I would say our successes were this year.” Captain Katie Natoli said, “Although the record does not show it, we had a pretty good season. We made huge improvements from last year, and if we continue building upon what we have achieved this year, then we have the potential to be a fantastic team next season.” Having seen some of the softball Photo courtesy of Katie Natoli You’re Out! Junior Katie Natoli scoops up the ball to make a play. games, I can honestly say that the softball team truly is a great team. They consistently gave it their all, and kept on fighting no matter what the odds were. A truly commendable season, girls, and good luck next year! Most people in Pittsburgh don’t know that future Olympians are rowing in their backyard river. The Steel City Rowing Club in Verona, PA combines schools like Shady Side, Ellis, and Winchester Thurston to form a single team. For many years, kids from the Steel City team went off to compete in World tournaments and the Junior Olympics, representing the United States. Rowing was the first intercollegiate sport in the United States — the first race, sparking the first rivalry, between Harvard and Yale in 1852. Since then, it has only grown to become one of the original sports in the modern Olympic Games, with Baron Pierre de Couberlin, the founder of the Olympics, a rower himself. Thousands of high school kids row, many hoping to compete in college and maybe even the Olympics. USA has one of the best reputations in rowing — from 1920 to 1956, the USA won the gold medal in the men’s eight in every Olympic Games. Unfortunately, not many students from Shady Side choose to participate in rowing. Officially, it is only a girls’ sport. Several girls from Shady Side including Maddy Pollock, Lia Farrell, and Jenna Hebert, have all been rowing for years now. This is my first year joining and it has been great. Over spring break, the team travelled to South Carolina for an intense one-week rowing program at Camp Bob. Luckily, the weather there was fantastic and we were able to row on the water every day. However, this spring, the weather in Pittsburgh has been pretty lousy. We were only able to go out on several occasions due to all the thunderstorm warnings, heavy rain, and strong currents. As Maddy says, “Crew is a great way for us to learn about commitment and the ability to work as a team as well as to stay in shape while dedicating ourselves to something that is so unfortunately weather dependent.” We’ve all been able to erg (indoor rowing) and lift weights, but nothing beats the thrilling ride on the water. The main reason I am writing this article is to offer rowing as a possibility to anyone who is thinking about it. Steel City welcomes anyone, even those with no experience, and is located in Verona, PA, right across the Allegheny from Shady Side, a 15 minute drive at most. Unfortunately, for now, Shady Side does not provide a bus and anyone who wants to join will have to find transportation, but most of the upper classmen are usually willing to drive others. Photo by Kimberly Flit Swoosh! Senior Margaret Crimmins prepares to launch the Frisbee. Frisbee competition surges By Rob Belles The Ultimate Frisbee team is well under way with their season, and what perfect weather for it. Ultimate Frisbee, for those of you unfamiliar with the sport, is a sport in which contestants throw the Frisbee down a football length field and try to score points by reaching the end zone. Once the players catch the Frisbee, they are unable to move and must then throw the Frisbee to a teammate. That being said, the sport certainly builds teamwork. SSA’s team, however, has gotten off to a bit of a rough start. Coach Matt Weiss said, “We’ve had three games so far and it’s been a rough start in terms of the scoreboard. We’ve played the three toughest teams in the League to start off the season (of Pittsburgh High School Ultimate League [P.H.U.L.]), i.e. Fox Chapel, Hampton, and North Allegheny. We have a relatively inexperienced group of players, and so they’re struggling to find their footing, but they’re improving with each game.” Out of this group of relatively new players, Coach Weiss said that he sees a lot of potential in this year’s boys’ team. “Shivum (Bharill) has been terrific, and as a senior Madhav Iyengar has been really solid. We’re really excited about some of the younger players too, including Thad Ellis and Josh Tobin. Thad’s really tall and Josh is very fast, and we’d like to combine the two. We’re going to be working with the science department to see if we can splice them together, but if not I think that even their respective strengths will make a difference. Henry Klein has progressed as a thrower, and we’re hoping that as the season goes on, we’ll see some results from him. We’re really having a lot of fun this season.” Coach Weiss, although not their primary coach, said that he sees a lot of potential in the girls’ team as well. “We’re really impressed with the progress that the girls have made this year. We’ve got a lot of new players; unfortunately a lot of them are seniors. But we did pick up some younger players this year, including Maegan Stump and Maclean Calihan, and we’re really excited about that.” The Ultimate Frisbee program has also made some changes for next year. Coach Weiss says, “There’s been a change in the requirements next year that allows students to get a sports credit for Spring Frisbee. That hasn’t been the case, and I think that we’re going to get a lot more players who will play with us for two, three, maybe four years, and will help the team develop because of that.” On a final note, Coach Weiss added, “P.H.U.L. is getting more and more competitive every year, and it used to be that we could have one or two real skilled players—particularly in the boys’ division—and that would allow us to compete. What’s becoming clear is not only is ultimate becoming more popular in high schools, but players are starting younger. P.H.U.L. is starting a middle school division, there is a summer camp in town for kids aged seven through twelve, and so some kids are coming in to high school knowing how to play and a lot of kids in the better schools around here actually play in recreational leagues—summer leagues, winter leagues, etc.—and they even play in youth tournaments. It’s no longer enough to be competitive if you only play while you’re in school. And so, we’ll see what happens. But that’s one of the things I love about Shady Side. The students have a lot of different interests, and they’re involved in a lot of important things—academically, in the community, etc. We very recently had almost more than half of our team missing for Science Olympiad, and if you ask me, that’s a good thing, so I’m okay with it. If we’re going to be “that team,” that’s okay with me. I want people to have a good time, and pick up something that they can play long after they leave SSA.” Shady Side News Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Sports11 Boys’ Lacrosse team makes playoff run By Paul Wechsler The Shady Side Academy boys’ lacrosse team, captained by seniors Paul Wechsler and Nate Rattner, is having a very successful year. The team, led by coaches Charles Dinardo and Brian Deal, is currently in the quarterfinals of the WPIAL playoffs. With quality wins over Pine Richland, Central Catholic, and Bethel Park, the team is looking for revenge against a quality North Allegheny squad. Midfielders A.J. Lewen, Dan Mathieson, Chris Bush, and Pat Callaghan were named Second Team All-Section in the WPIAL, and Paul Wechsler, Nathaniel Rattner, and Rick Villani were named First Team All-Section. Paul Wechsler led the team in points and Dan Mathieson led the team in groundballs. “We had great chemistry this year and we are now hitting our stride in the playoffs. I think we can make a deep run,” says senior swag captain A.J. Lewen. “I realize that I can just score goals now, so that’s what I am going to do in the playoffs,” says Dan Marous. The team hopes to have the support of the school through their playoff run. Photo by Miriam Adams Score! Katie Prochownik controls the ball as Girls’ Lacrosse players secure yet another victory. Girls’ lacrosse thrives on young talent By Katie Prochownik The girls’ lacrosse team has come out strong yet another year. Starting early on, the girls knew that their loss of last year’s seniors would be a challenge to fill, but the girls have responded positively, not only stepping up their game, but their WPIAL section as well. Sophomore Lia Winter agrees that this year has been a time for the team to transition and build up. “We have a young team this year with only two seniors, and the underclassmen did a great job of stepping up,” she says. She hopes “this will make our team even stronger in the years to come.” Although the team is young, the girls have managed to mesh together well this year and act as a unit both on offense and defense. Some of the younger players, such as Audrey Buckman, recognize that the key to a successful team is the ability to come together and work as one. “I hope we can connect and learn to play together,” she says. “That is the best way to result in a successful season.” Freshman Maddie Taylor also understands the challenge that comes with building up to a successful season. “For the team, I hope to establish good communication skills, not only on defense,” Maddie says. “We have a really young Photo by Noah Sprock team, which is hard sometimes, but we’re going to have to communicate and work well together because we will be with each other for the next few years.” Senior and Captain Ally Ross thinks that the team has worked incredibly hard this year. “We’ve worked hard to elevate our play and as a result our team is the most cohesive it’s been in my years on the team,” she says. With most of the season underway, the girls have successfully made it to playoffs with a total of four wins in their section. After a long run in the playoffs last year, the team hopes to once again have emerge successful. Photo by Nick Gasbarro GO! C.Bartolacci, D.Groff, D.Perelman, K.Randall, and L. Epstein run. Jump! Josh Lawrence clears a hurtle. Boys’ and Girls’ track break records By Shamika Dighe and Jack Bagamery It has been a season of continued success for the girls’ and boys’ track teams this year. Both teams showed great improvement and competitiveness throughout their regular seasons. The girls’ team overcame the loss of several key seniors who graduated last year. Girls’ assistant coach Tron McConnell put this best when he said, “I was concerned that, with the graduation of several key members of the girls’ team last year, this year’s team might have some difficulty in achieving the same level of success as they did last year. I was very pleased to see how this year’s captains stepped up and motivated the team to achieve the record we did, in spite of going against some very difficult teams.” The girls were able to finish with a season record of 6 and 2, losing only to Freeport and Deer Lakes. The loss to Deer Lakes was by a mere 10 points. Due to their hard work and perseverance, the girls’ team was able to finish third in their section. Senior captain Gina Cunningham puts this into perspective and looks forward to the post season. Gina said, “The track team this year had a lot of new faces from the freshmen and sophomore classes. The new girls did a fantastic job during the season, and we are all very proud of them. The distance crew was excellent this year, only giving up two points every meet. As for post season, we have a number of individuals moving on to WPIAL finals.” The boys’ team has had similar successes this season, compiling a 4 and 4 record, losing only to Freeport, Riverview, Apollo Ridge, and Deer Lakes, while showing great improvement in their performance. Junior captain Jack Bagamery summarized the boys’ season in saying, “Before the season started, we knew we would have a solid team, and we showed great improvement throughout the season. We really established our competitive identity this year, and we look to continue that through the post season and into next year.” As a result of their continued efforts, several members of both teams have advanced to WPIAL finals, which will be held at Baldwin high school on May 19. From the girls’ team, Kelcei Edmonds qualified in the shot put and discus, Ashley Ferree qualified in the high jump, Gina Cunningham qualified in the 400m dash, Emily Lamm qualified in the 800m dash, and both the 4x800m relay and the 4x400m relay qualified for WPIAL finals. As for the boys, Coach Robert Reiland said, “We have four boys who have advanced to the WPIAL Championship Meet on Thursday, May 19 at Baldwin. They are captains Jack Bagamery, David Currie, and Tyler Petrucelli, along with senior Matt Russavage. Jack qualified third in the 1600 m and also third in the 3200 m. David qualified in the triple and high jumps. Tyler qualified in the 400 m. Matt qualified in the discus. Each of the four athletes achieved one personal best in this meet.” Senior Christina Policastro finished the season with a new school record for the girl’s pole vault of 7’ 6". Congratulations to both teams! Photo courtesy of Jeff Miller Great finish! Boys’ tennis wins second at the AAA WPIAL final. Tennis Championships By Ben Cohen and Vivek Nimgaonkar Doubles Tennis Championship May 27 Yet again, the tennis team has had a fantastic year. We kicked off the season with a trip to Hilton Head, where we trained, got lost in roundabouts, rode bikes, looked better than almost all of the college teams down there. Upon returning to the ‘Burgh, we began the season with a solid 3-2 victory against new section rival Central Catholic Viking (hailing all the way from Fifth Ave), and another 3-2 victory over Fox Chapel Foxes. Need we say more? Vivek Nimgaonkar played one singles with an almost undefeated record, steamrolling through opponents large and annoying. At two singles, senior captain Ben Cohen enjoyed a rapacious season losing just three of twenty matches. Fellow senior captain Justin Hunt played three singles throughout the season; plagued by influenza, Hunt came back to win the WPIAL AAA doubles title with junior Vivek Nimgaonkar. Senior Captain Sam Miller and junior Aaron Budd were dominant at the one doubles position, losing just two matches the entire season. Vivek and Justin will advance to the PIAA Class AAA Boys’ and 28 at the Hershey Racquet Club. Freshmen Chris Grubbs, Henry Cohen, and junior Naveen Menon rotated, undefeated, at two doubles. Freshman Sahil “snoop” Bahri, juniors Alex Rodosky and Alec Brown, and senior Peter Donohue anchored the team with solid cheering performances on the sideline. After winning our section with a 120 record (16-2 overall), we went on to the WPIAL finals and qualified for states. En route to the WPIAL championship match, we also dominated AA champion Sewickley Academy, 5-0. On May 17, we defeated City League Champion Alderdice 5-0 in the first round of States. With this win we advanced to the team State Championships in Hershey for the second year in a row. Says coach Jeff Miller, “It was a magical and satiating season, and we were able to continue the trend of excellence on court here at the Academy.” Vivek was named MVP and Cohen was awarded the Stuart Goodman Sportsmanship Award. Next year the team plans to continue its success under new captain triumvirate Vivek, Naveen, and Aaron. Do you hear me, World? By Katie Mino and Jatara McGee Those unfamiliar with the world of All-Star Cheerleading may fail to understand the complexity and athleticism involved. They may confuse the sport with sideline cheerleading, gymnastics, or dancing. All-Star Cheerleading is a combination of all of these, without the pompoms and with more incredible, difficult, and often dangerous skills. All-Star Cheerleaders compete yearround. Regional competitions fill the fall and winter seasons, followed by an array of nationals. The ultimate aspiration of every athlete, especially those at advanced levels five and six, is to compete at the Cheerleading Worlds, held once a year in Orlando, Florida. Of the thousands of competitors, four of those competitors were from Shady Side Academy’s own community. Nikki Mino, Shady Side Academy ’08, competed with Fire and Ice All-Stars White Out. Her team received an at-large bid in Ocean City, Maryland and competed in the International All-girl Level Six division, placing sixth overall. Lauren Kossman, Shady Side Academy 7th grader, and Jatara McGee, Shady Side Academy senior, both competed this year with the FCA Gems Diamonds. Their team received a full paid bid in Columbus, Ohio and competed in the Large All-girl Level Five division, placing Photo courtesy of Jatara McGee Cheer! Senior Jatara McGee and 7th grader Lauren Kossman. eighth overall. Katie Mino, Shady Side Academy freshman, also participated in the competition. She acted as an alternate for Fire and Ice All-stars Hail that competed in the Large Limited Coed Five division, finishing 18th overall. The competition took place this year April 29 – May 1. Competition begins on Saturday at ESPN’s Wide World of Sports and continues through Sunday, for those who make finals. In order to compete, a team must qualify by receiving a bid at a national competition that season. To better understand the concepts and disciplines of All-Star Cheerleading or to watch any of these teams’ Worlds’ performances, simply search the full team name on YouTube.com. 12 End Notes Shady Side News Wednesday, May 25, 2011 Shady Side seniors make their college choices By Jeremie Kim Each year, the senior class takes on the challenge of applying to a list of college contenders, whether the list is comprised of just one or as many as 20 (though in some cases it can be more). The daunting game of matriculation each year seemingly becomes more and more difficult with larger application pools for each college, smarter applicants, and more rejection letters per student. However, in this everexpanding fierce game of wit, compatibility, and proactivity, there are indeed winners. Here are just a few college-related stats. Shady Side’s 118 seniors applied to 220 different colleges, with a total of 1100 applications. This calculates to an average of just under 10 applications per student including those that took advantage of early decision and applied to only one school. The schools most commonly applied to from Shady Side were University of Pittsburgh (44), Penn State University (25), University of Michigan (21), Carnegie Mellon University (19), and Washington and Jefferson College (18). With respect to the most popular college choices only two really stuck out. The schools with the most Shady Side matriculates are Carnegie Mellon University with nine and University of Pittsburgh with seven. The graduating class of 2011 will embark on their next stage of life in their diverse choices of colleges in 22 different states as well as the District of Columbia. Congratulations and good luck! All college decisions are printed with permission and were accurate at press time. Liana Abbott, Tufts University Shannon Achille, U. of Pittsburgh Jemila Adoki, Massachusetts Institute of Technology Geoffrey Alexander, University of Maryland Katrina Andrews, Catholic University of America Nicholas Barnes, U. of Chicago Chelsea Begg, Hobart and William Smith Colleges Ally Bernstein, U. of Pennsylvania Anne Bilott, University of Richmond Andrew Black, Hobart and William Smith Colleges Elisa Borrero, The George Washington University Ellen Boyle, Elon University Thomas Broderick, Bucknell U. Hanna Brourman, The Ohio State University Lea Brown, Vassar College Ethan Busis, Washington University in St. Louis Benjamin Max Cohen, Stanford U. Justin Cole, Duquesne University Margaret Crimmins, The George Washington University Hillary Cummings, Miami University Gina Cunningham, U. of Rochester David Currie, Pennsylvania State University Schreyer’s Honors Col. Haley DeJulio, Harvard University Grant DeMand, The University of Arizona Chelsea Dickson, Boston University Natalie Domeisen, Cornell University Peter Donahue, Boston College L. Anthony Elias, Davidson College L. Philip Elias, Davidson College Jacob Faigen, Indiana University at Bloomington Zachary Fedusa, John Carroll U. Delaney Fischer, Vassar College Kimberly Flit, Mount Holyoke Col. Grant Foley, United States Merchant Marine Academy Rafaella Fontes, Johns Hopkins U. John Foster, University of Michigan Benjamin Fownes, Miami University David Franklin, Carnegie Mellon University Nicholas Gasbarro, Carnegie Mellon University Jacob Geskin, University of California at Berkeley Elizabeth Ahono Gildersleeve, Ithaca College Lisha Gu, Wake Forest University Cooper Handelsman, Kenyon College Christian Harchelroad, Pennsylvania State University Julian Heckbert, Rochester Institute of Technology Harrison Hirsh, Washington and Jefferson College Marko Hudak, Carnegie Mellon U. Allison Hull, Grove City College Justin Hunt, Duke University Fuad Ibrahim, Carnegie Mellon U. Madhav Iyengar, Carnegie Mellon U. Alyson Jacko, Duquesne University Aubrey Jaicks, U. of Rochester Tyler Jewart, Purdue University David Jimenez, Bowdoin College Broderick Kelley, U. of Notre Dame Jeremie Kim, Carnegie Mellon U. Shannon Kirk, U. of Notre Dame Henry Klein, Hiram College Alexandra Koi, University of Michigan Honors Program Makenna Krebs, University of Pittsburgh Jamie Kurke, New York University Alexander Lewen, U. of Pennsylvania Alieyyah Lewis, Hampton University Anthony Loyacona, Lafayette College Nicholas Loyacona, U. of Richmond Erika Maruca, Drexel University Collin Mason, Rochester Institute of Technology Jatara McGee, U. of Maryland Shante McWhite, U. of Maryland Haley Mears, New York University Samuel Miller, Undecided Steven Mosites, University of Colorado at Boulder Francis Nederlof, U. of Pittsburgh Jennifer Nguyen, Denison University David Paulk, Princeton University Sara Perelman, Cornell University Adam Petraglia, Rhodes College Christina Policastro, Northeastern University Katherine Prochownik, Johns Hopkins University Nathaniel Rattner, Washington and Jefferson College Manasa Reddy, Carnegie Mellon University Frank Rocks, Florida Atlantic U. Elizabeth Roll, Cornell University Ann Rooney, University of Richmond Max Rosen, Pennsylvania State U. Kate Rosenzweig, Emerson College Elizabeth Ross, U. of Pennsylvania Hannah Rullo, Flagler College Matthew Russavage, University of Pittsburgh Zara Sayles, Pennsylvania State U. Camille Scanga, Pennsylvania State University Noah Schoen, Columbia University Selina Schubert, Washington and Jefferson College Samantha Schwartz, U. of Vermont Peter Scott, University of Denver Lexie Scozio, Clemson University Madi Sheerer, University of Pittsburgh Rebecca Spear, Tulane University Toran Spence, Northeastern U. Zachary Ssemakula, Vanderbilt U. Patrick Stanny, Skidmore College Robert Stokes, The George Washington University Zachary Sufrin, Babson College Niteesh Sundaram, Carnegie Mellon University Samuel Swarts, University of Pittsburgh Rachel Tobin, Emory University Emma Tulsky, Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University Ann Tumolo, Loyola Univ. Maryland Caroline Verstraeten, Boston U. Matthew Viehe, Miami University Samantha Wallace, Rotary Exchange Program, France Paul Wechsler, Wake Forest U. Tierney Weitz, University of Pittsburgh Honors College Lauren Williams, Carnegie Mellon University Melissa Wolz, Oberlin College Untucked (Continued from Page One) (Above) Lifer Girls Class of 2011 Photo courtesy of the Academian (Below) Lifer Boys Class of 201l Photo by Ally Bernstein Lynne Voelp Reed Day Lifer members of the senior class took their annual trip to the junior school on April 15, 2011, where they ran a carnival established to honor Lynne Voelp Reed, who used to teach at the junior school, and managed to find time to monkey around. SHADY SIDE ACADEMY 423 Fox Chapel Road Pittsburgh, PA 15238 Pittsburgh, PA Non Profit Org. US Postage PAID Permit No. 609 Besides the games inside, the beautiful weather led many to sit outside and enjoy watching some teachers, like history teacher Matt Weiss and language teacher Daniel Kriebel, get dunked in the dunk tank. The delicious food provided by Conflict Kitchen, The Goodie Truck, Holy Smokes Café and The Franktuary also enticed many to scurry outside. After the games and food wrapped up, the music began. The crowd was first wowed by bands from the school community, Incredibly Suave and the Midnight Snack Jazz Combo, who got the crowd ready for the big show. As junior Caitlin O’Connell put it, “Incredibly Suave rocked. The guys in the band were super awesome, especially Alex Nelson, who was killing it on the drums.” After this lineup came two local bands, Lightning Box and Crossing Boundaries, who also gave the crowd a taste of what was to come. Finally Rusted Root took the stage and the crowd went wild. Like clockwork, so did the weather, with an intense thunderstorm on the horizon. By then, everyone was safe and sound inside and too busy dancing and singing to notice the storm brewing outside. After the show, the crowd walked away very pleased with what they had just heard. Junior Caitlin O’Connell continued, “The music was my favorite part of the event and Rusted Root was stellar.” Committee members were also pleased. Senior design member of the group Chelsea Dickson said, “It was great to see a year’s worth of hard work come together. All that time spent emailing and having meetings was all worth it after seeing the happy faces of the crowd, but more importantly, the refugees and their families that were there.” Freshman Theresa Diffendal really nailed some of the key messages of the whole event, exclaiming, “Untucked is a great way to relax with friends while donating money to a great cause.” The thirteen committee members under the direction of David Chottiner deserve the biggest round of applause for putting together a great ninth year of Untucked, but David Chottiner put it in perspective when telling me who really deserved the most appreciation. Mr. Chottiner said, “Although this year’s group raised a significant amount of money to produce the event, a huge amount of thanks goes out to the parents, students, alumni, faculty and staff that supported refugees in Pittsburgh through their attendance and donations,” Photo by Lindsay Kovach Kudos! 25 seniors are inducted into the Cum Laude Society. Academic Hall of Fame: Cum Laude class of ’11 By Ayesha Shah This year 25 seniors were elected into the Shady Side Academy chapter of the prestigious Cum Laude Society, which honors academic achievement in their junior year and the first two terms of their senior year. Senior School Head Jeremy LaCasse introduced Chemistry teacher Charles Shafer (’06), a member of the Cum Laude Society himself, who made a few remarks to commemorate the moment, April 13. The new members, announced by Chapter Secretary Scott McClure, are Jemila Adoki, Nicholas Barnes, Ally Bernstein, Benjamin Cohen, David Currie, Haley DeJulio, Natalie Domeisen, Rafaella Fontes, David Franklin, Madhav Iyengar, Aubrey Jaicks, Broderick Kelley, Alexander Lewen, Sara Perelman, Christina Policastro, Katherine Prochownik, Elizabeth Roll, Elizabeth Ross, Matthew Russavage, Noah Schoen, Lexie Scozio, Niteesh Sundaram, Rachel Tobin, Ann Marie Tumolo, and Lauren Williams. Ann Tumolo said, “It was great! I thought Mr. Shafer’s speech was nice!” Mr. Shafer talked about taking all of yourself wherever you go, relating to his own experiences in life. When asked why he chose to talk about this, he replied, “I’d say the primary reason I chose to speak about ‘taking yourself with you’ was because I found that this particular idea was very comforting to me when I was a senior about to leave SSA. “Starting new in college - as much as I wanted to do that - was a scary proposition nonetheless: new people, new places, new studies, and no history, no personal history. The history I had here with my peers and teachers alike helped continually remind me of who I was, who I had been, and where I was going. I guess at the time I thought my identity had been somewhat externalized, and I was scared I would leave it behind here when I left and kind of lose my path, fall off the tracks. “ It was Dr. Sutula who first told me, after I started worrying about this without really knowing what I was worrying about yet, he told me that I would take myself with me. Those words spoke to me in a very simple and significant way, saying that the parts of me that really mattered were inseparable from my person. “I feel that this was a very important message for me to hear when I was headed off to college, and I wanted to pass it on in the hopes that it would be helpful to those about to take that leap themselves.” Congratulations to all the new Cum Laude Society members!