New tech threatens callers - Delaware County Community College
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New tech threatens callers - Delaware County Community College
The ommunitarian C Volume 13, No. 3 www.thecommunitarian.org April 08, 2009 New tech threatens callers By Maxwell McAdams Staff writer Someone may be tracing your telephone calls. Whether using a landline or cellular network, your name, billing address and even the content of your call might be recorded and filed. But this has long been the case. You just may not have realized it. On Feb. 11, TelTech Systems, a New Jersey based company, released a controversial telephone tracing service called TrapCall. To mask their name and telephone number, many Americans rely on restricted call services, also known as the *67 feature, that companies like AT&T, Sprint and Verizon provide. However, according to Meir Cohen, 27, president and cofounder of TelTech systems, such services give users a false sense of security. “No one using the *67 feature offered by major companies was ever truly anonymous,” Cohen said. “When you dial an 800 number, because you’re not paying for the call, the recipient has the right to override your restricted number.” Operating on a similar principle, TrapCall reroutes incoming blocked calls to TelTech’s 800 “dummy” number where blocked caller id’s are reprocessed and re-sent to the person being called in a matter of seconds. This triangulation gives TrapCall users instant access to the phone number, billing information and name of the once private caller. However technology blogs, both private and corporate, have questioned TrapCall users’ right to disable a service for which many Americans pay top dollar. “It is your right to know who is knocking on your door before opening it,” Cohen said. “It’s your right to know who’s calling before answering.” According to Cohen, this service will be beneficial to everyone owning a phone. Cohen claims it will be the “death” of prank calling and the end of the telemarketer’s ability to hide in the digital shadows of communication. “It will be the end of inappropriate anonymity,” Cohen said. Some, however, do not share his See CALLS on Page 2 By Joseph Giordano Staff writer By Michael Brisgone Staff writer See NETWORK on Page 4 TrapCall gives users instant access to the phone number, name and billing information of the callers. Sounds of Brazil echo at DCCC Networking sites endanger users’ privacy Social networking sites draw millions of people to sit in front of their computers for hours each day. Little do these individuals know of the harm and the breach of privacy these Web sites may hold. “Social networking sites leave you with zero privacy and no legal rights,” said Joe Shaffner, an IT developer. “Once a picture is posted on a social networking site it can end up anywhere.” According to Facebook’s privacy terms, when users sign up for the site they are allowing Facebook to redistribute any and all information in their profile without their knowledge. “The site sets up small programs called cookies,” Shaffner said. “These cookies copy where you go and what you do via the internet and report it back to anyone who may want it.” If users click on any advertisement located on Myspace, Myspace is not responsible for any of the information that is collected by the cookies on the Web sites that the advertisement directs you to. “Having cookies on your computer is essentially like constantly eating greasy foods,” said Shaffner. “Eventually it is going to start to slow down your computer.” The cookies may add spyware which will easily lower your computer’s life span, Shaffner said. (Photo courtesy of Trapcall.com) (Photo by Lilach Assayag) Alex Shaw holds a berimbau, a single-string Brazilian instrument. Shaw is a vocalist and mutliinstrumentalist in Alo Brasil. Samba rhythms and the sound of conga drums filled the air in DCCC’s large auditorium on March 5 when musicians showcased Brazilian music, highlighting some of its most important elements. The five performing musicians are members of a larger group called Alo Brasil, which is based out of Philadelphia. Alex Shaw, a vocalist and multi-instrumentalist with Alo Brasil, introduced the band members and explained the types of Brazilian music they were playing, as well as the origins of the different styles and rhythms. The other four members were Patricio Acevedo (guitar), Jeremy Dyen (keyboard), Josh Robinson (percussion), and Francois Zayas (drums). Karen Rege, DCCC’s director of library services, organized and hosted the event. The 45-minute set began with a demonstration of Ijexa, a mix of samba and African music brought over by slaves to various parts of Brazil but mostly centered in the state of Bahia, Shaw explained. The music featured prominent use of the agogo, an iron instrument with two different sized bells that produce pitched notes. Shaw explained the history of the various musical instruments and how they played a part in the song’s structure. See BRAZIL on Page 2 Recessionista shops at thrift stores By Katy O’Dwyer Managing Editor In these tough economic times, it’s hard to be well put together and fashionable. From clothing to accessories, everything is overpriced and there seems to be no way out of paying forty bucks for a wallet. A great way to get a lot for less is going over the consignment and thrift shops in the area and dredge up some good deals. First stop is Plato’s Closet, located on Sproul Road in Springfield. Plato’s closet is a consignment chain that originated in Columbus, Ohio, and is now become a national franchise. The stores are individually owned and operated, and each buy and sell “brand name, gently used” clothing for small fees. The Springfield store is mostly geared towards teenage girls, but the staff kindly refers the more mature shoppers to the Paoli location, right off Route 30 by the train station. Now this place is a goldmine of cheap and Express selling for less than $20. kitchenware and furniture. The next pick is Dandy Deals, located on “We even have a little Christmas room,” King Street in Malvern, Pa., which is just a short 15-20 minutes away from the Main Campus. See THRIFT on Page 2 The store mainly sells housewares and furniture, but has a great section in the back where one can buy used clothes for two dollars and up. This place also has plenty of pg. 3 Jamming with the librarian cheap accessories. pg. 3 E-cigarettes “It took us a while to learn how to price things,” said Melissa pg. 4 ‘Sexting’ leads to jail time Kandratavich, who opened the store pg. 5 Social behaviors with her twin sister Lynn less than a year ago. pg. 5 Co-founder of NAACP honored The store has thrived in the little pg. 5 More white professors teach black studies town of Malvern and has a loyal customer base. pg. 6 Editorial The store is in the ground level of pg. 8 Entertainment an old house, with each room featuring pg. 11 Sports different items. The back room is full of clothes while the former living room houses Inside ... (Photo courtesy of platoscloset. com) Plato’s Closet offers “brand name, but gently used” clothing for a small fee. designer brands aiming towards young women in their early 20’s, with brands like Free People Page 2 April 08, 2009 LOCAL BRAZIL from Page 1 origins in the northeast of Brazil. “The northeast is considered a hotbed of music,” Shaw said. “Many of the Afro-Brazilian styles of music Robinson introduced the congas, adding were developed there.” rhythmic qualities to Zayas’ performance on the The band also demonstrated a style of music drums. known as Pagode. “This is music that is played The next form of music performed after a party, usually in someone’s backyard,” was Capoeira, which Shaw said encourages Shaw said. participation from the audience. It was a mellow performance compared “This music is a not spectator sport,” said to the earlier songs with Acevedo playing the Shaw. “Everyone joins in.” Cavaquinho guitar, a small four-stringed guitar Capoeira was developed by slaves from with a sound similar to a ukelele. the Congo region of Africa. It is also a form The band was joined mid-show by dancer of martial arts, but because slaves were not Willie Brown who added a touch of flair to the permitted to practice any form of self-defense performance, twisting and turning to every note they disguised it as and beat. a style of dance. After the show, Introducing the DCCC students in instruments that the audience gathered were respective to down by the stage Capoeira, Shaw to participate in a played the pandeiro, workshop being held usic is a part commonly known by both Shaw and as a tambourine. Rege. of people’s daily lives in “You can hit it The participants in so many ways to picked up percussion Brazil. People communicate produce different instruments and with sounds,” he said, Shaw’s guidance with music, and it is a part of using his palm and were able to construct fingers to create low a basic song out of Brazilian social life.” and high pitches. the different rhythms Next, Shaw outlined in the introduced the Alex Shaw performance. berimbau. This “Music is a part member of Alo Brasil instrument is of people’s daily lives shaped like a bow in Brazil,” Shaw said. and played by striking a string with a rod to “People communicate with music, and it is a part create deep percussive sounds. of Brazilian social life.” While the music played, Shaw left the microphone to demonstrate his own Capoeira Contact Joseph Giordano at moves. The band didn’t miss a beat and the [email protected] performance was met with rousing applause. Both styles of music presented have their “M Take classes This summer aT WesT chesTer universiTy . . . . a Smart way to Spend your Summer Session I: May 26 - June 27 Session II: June 29 - August 1 Post Session: August 3 - August 21 Every summer, West Chester University offers hundreds of summer courses in a wide range of challenging academic programs. With the University’s flexible summer schedules and over 300 courses, you can earn credits and still have time for friends or a summer job. West Chester University For general inFormation and course oFFerings: www.wcupa.edu/summer To register, call 610-436-3541 Questions & Answers with Alex Shaw, of Alo Brasil By Joseph Giordano Staff writer Q: How did you become a musician? A: I grew up in a musical family. My father was a classical cellist and my stepmother was a professional violist. My brothers are also string players. I started playing piano and percussion in high school. I eventually branched out into Latin and Brazilian music. Q:What drew you to this style of music? A: I really felt the emotional response of it and acquired a profound affinity for it. It inspired me and I listened to it for hours everyday. Q: How did you become involved in Alo Brasil? A: Alo Brasil has been around for nine years. I joined the band in 2001. I had been taking Brazilian dance classes at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia and I eventually became friendly with the band when they would play during the class and was invited to join them. Q: Where has Alo Brasil played in Philadelphia? A: We have played at World Café Live, the Trocadero, the Theater of Living Arts, as well as numerous music festivals in the Philadelphia area. Q: Do the songs you play feature any certain musical structure? A: There is an established structure, but sometimes we just have some fun and just go with the music. We play a mix of originals, covers, and traditional songs. THRIFT from Page 1 Melissa said. “We have to have a variety of things, and keep people coming back.” Bella Boutique and Consignment in Exton is a great pick for the high-end clothing shopper. With Coach and Vera Bradley bags, designer shoes, and a large selection of denim, this store is a must for any fancy lady on a budget. Since Bella has been under new ownership in 2005, they have been an award winning shop that has “boutique-like setting” so you won’t CALLS from Page 1 enthusiasm. “It’s a very troubling situation,” said Brian Namey, communications director at the National Network to End Domestic Violence. “We’re very concerned about this technology and the serious repercussions it will have for victims of domestic violence.” By court order, victims of domestic abuse are frequently required to maintain contact with their abuser, generally for reasons pertaining to joint custody, Namey explained. These calls are made anonymously for the victim’s safety, but TrapCall strips away that anonymity, simplifying an abuser’s quest to locate the abused. “This technology sets us back a step by undermining our ability to protect those suffering from domestic abuse,” Namey said. Cohen finds the complaints of domestic abuse agencies ironic. “With TrapCall and Spoof Card available, any victim’s privacy is better protected than it has ever been, as [victims] can filter their calls and mask their numbers,” Cohen said. Spoof Card, TrapCall’s sister program, enables users to choose any 10-digit telephone number, registered or not, as a bogus, or spoof number. This sequence will appear on the caller ID of any one receiving a Spoof Card user’s call. But the Spoof Card is untraceable, and “may put innocent victims in harm’s way,” Namey said, concerned that spoofing registered numbers will place the private information of unsuspecting Americans in the hands of potentially dangerous domestic criminals. According to Cohen, Americans should use TrapCall and Spoof Card responsibly. “We work very closely with law feel like you’re thrift shopping. This shop may be a little stretch from Delaware County, but it is well worth the gas. Each of these thrift shops has something for every shape and size. It is important to spend hard earned money at these places to keep them in business, dishing out the goods for less. Contact Katy O’Dwyer at [email protected] enforcement to ensure the quality of our product and the safety of our customers,” Cohen said. And with a detailed “terms of use” contract, Cohen believes that his services will do far more good than harm. “But the American public is not responsible,” said Megan Anderson, a 19-yearold DCCC science major. Anderson believes that information obtained by the TrapCall might encourage illegal and violent behavior by disgruntled TrapCall users towards the masked callers. In addition to unmasking restricted calls, a feature which one can acquire for free, TrapCall offers a host of innovations only available through a paid membership, including voicemail transcription, the ability to “blacklist” or block callers, and the ability to record one’s phone call. A default automated warning message precedes the recording of any call made or received by a TrapCall member. However, as many states do not require by law that warning be given, users may disable the message at their own discretion. According to Cohen, the majority of TrapCall’s features are only available through cellular networks; however, in the near future, TelTech will make their services available for land line use as well. Many experts believe virtual privacy is never certain and is only as reliable as the technology that protects it. “You have to keep track of technological advances,” said Mike Parrello, 18, a DCCC liberal arts major. “Stay alert because virtual security is remodeled and updated constantly — stay vigilant because it’s dog eat dog.” Contact Maxwell McAdams at [email protected] April 08, 2009 Page 3 CAMPUS/NATIONAL Jamming with the librarian By Alicia Murphy Staff writer Karen Rege is the director of library services here at DCCC but she is not your ordinary librarian by any means. When the workday ends, she is ready to jam. Rege is a member of two jazz bands, one of which she started herself. Nine years ago, Rege started a Latin jazz band called Pastiche. Pastiche is a French word that means a piece made up of other pieces, she said, adding that the members of her band are a mixture of people coming together to play. “Although it is not a large band, each member brings so much energy that you would never know it was only seven of us,” Rege said. Rege is also part of another jazz type band called Atiba’s Dream. The repertoire of this band includes traditional jazz and blues styles, free jazz, Caribbean and African influenced pieces. “This band is composed of older masters of music,” Rege said. “I am the only non-African-American female under the age of 55 in the band.” Rege has rehearsal for both bands every two weeks, and she also does side gigs in other jazz bands. “A typical day for me would be to work until 4:30 p.m. or so, run home to grab dinner and equipment, and then I am off to rehearsal which is usually somewhere in Philly,” Rege said. Rege earned a bachelor’s degree in music at Hartt School of Music in Hartford, Conn. She also holds two master’s degrees, one in historical musicology from the University of Michigan, and another in library science from Drexel University. “Music is my life,” Rege said. “Most of my time studying music was spent in a library which ironically is what pushed me to get my master’s in library science.” Rege said she chose a career in library science because she really enjoys helping people. In May 2008 she received her doctorate in educational leadership with a specialization in educational technology from the University of Delaware. Rege said the role of a librarian has changed since the age of the Internet, because there is so much information on the Web and it can be difficult to narrow down one’s search and find legitimate facts. “I believe there is a need now more than ever for librarians,” Rege said. “We are more facilitators in helping students find correct information on research they have to do whether it is in the library or on the Web.” Rege also teaches Introduction to World Music at DCCC. She describes the class as unique because of the different styles of music that are explored. “We cover everything from traditional to Japanese hip-hop types of music,” Rege said. “I like to teach students where the music came from and its culture rather than just having (Photo courtesy of Karen Rege) Karen Rege is pounding the ivory as the pianist of Atiba’s Dream. Keith McCarther is seen plucking at the bass. them listen and memorize what kind of music it is.” Rege’s passion for music has also given her opportunities to travel. In 2002, Rege went to Cuba to study music and dance through Artistas y Musicos Latino Americanos, a local Philadelphia organization that promotes development and understanding of Latin music. “There were traditional dance and drumming workshops to attend each day,” Rege said. “I had private piano lessons and really enjoyed observing other bands play.” Rege said experiencing the culture behind the music she loves to play is something she will never forget. Rege, whose experience ranges from concert production to stage and artist management, said she feels fortunate to be doing what she loves: Brazilian music and library science. “In my job, anything could happen on any given day and what I love most is that people come to me for help,” Rege said. “My day is never boring and never the same. How many people can say that about their jobs?” For more information on Pastiche and Atiba’s Dream visit www. salseramusic.com. Contact Alicia Murphy at [email protected] FDA crackdown looms for e-cigarette By Ken Mclaughlin San Jose Mercury News/MCT SAN JOSE, Calif. — The young man in the tall swivel chair at the mall seems lost in nicotine nirvana as he takes a deep drag on a cigarette and blows smoke rings to the surprise of passing shoppers. Sarah Kruberg, a 21-year-old college student from Portola Valley, Calif., does a double take but keeps walking. “I knew it couldn’t be someone smoking a cigarette,” she said with a laugh. “But I didn’t know what it was.” What Kruberg saw at Westfield Valley Fair mall in Santa Clara, Calif., was a kiosk salesman puffing away on an electronic cigarette, a new product that Jose Canseco, the steroid-tainted baseball slugger turned e-cigarette pitchman, predicts will “revolutionize the industry of smoking.” Health officials worldwide, however, are casting a wary eye. Last summer a Florida company began aggressively marketing e-cigarettes — which emit a nicotine vapor with the help of a computer chip — but the U.S. Food and Drug Administration now seems poised to pull e-cigs from the market because the agency considers them “new drugs.” That means they need approval from the FDA, which requires companies to back up their claims with scientific data. “It is illegal to sell or market them, and the FDA is looking into this,” said Rita Chappelle, an agency spokeswoman. Asked if that meant the FDA would crack down on the dozens of mall kiosks nationwide where the product is being sold like perfume and cellphone covers, Chappelle said: “This is an open case. Beyond that I cannot comment.” Informed of the FDA’s position, David Burke, general manager at Westfield Valley Fair, said Monday that the shopping center is looking into the legality of the product. “All our retailers are required to comply with applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations,” he said. Invented in China several years ago, the e- (Photo courtesy of San Jose Mercury News/MCT) Nati Ariali blows smoke from an electronic cigarette he sells at a kiosk in a mall in San Jose cig not only “smokes” like a cigarette. It also looks like a cigarette, feels like a cigarette, glows like a cigarette and contains nicotine like a cigarette. But it’s not a cigarette. It’s a slender stainless-steel tube. When someone puffs on an e-cigarette, a computer-aided sensor activates a heating element that vaporizes a solution — usually containing nicotine — in the mouthpiece. The resulting mist — which comes in flavors such as chocolate and cherry — can be inhaled. A light-emitting diode on the tip of the ecigarette simulates the glow of burning tobacco. The device is powered by a rechargable lithium battery. Its boosters say it’s the perfect way to quit smoking because the nicotine mist contains no tar or any of the host of cancer-causing agents of tobacco smoke — yet has the touch and feel of smoking. That, they say, makes the e-cigarette superior to other nicotine-delivery systems such as patches, chewing gum, aerosol sprays and inhalers. The levels of nicotine can be adjusted, from “high” to no nicotine at all. That, ecig supporters say, allows smokers to wean themselves from nicotine, which most doctors say is highly addictive but not, as far as they know, a carcinogen. The product’s aficionados say that because it contains no tobacco, it can be used in bars, nightclubs, restaurants and other public places where states and localities have banned tobacco use. But anti-smoking groups say that’s exactly the problem. They fear that it will reintroduce a “smoking culture” into places where people no longer are used to seeing wisps of smoke and cigarettes hanging from people’s mouths. “I understand why people use the nicotine replacement aids,” said Serena Chen, regional tobacco policy director of the American Lung Association in California. “But I don’t understand why people want to pretend that they’re smoking.” Chen believes that many ex-smokers will conclude that the e-cigarette is harmless and be lured back into the smoking trap. “If you had a serial killer who liked to stab people, would you give him a rubber knife?” asked Chen. “This just boggles the mind.” Executives at Smoking Everywhere, the Sunrise, Fla., firm that is marketing the product on the Internet and in mall kiosks, say criticism of the e-cigarette is irrational. “The mist is mostly water. It has to be better for you than smoking,” said Eitan Peer, vice president of the company. “It’s been approved by doctors. We’ve been on Fox News. We’ve been on the ‘Howard Stern Show.’ Our spokesmen are Jose Canseco and Danny Bonaduce.” Company officials say the other main ingredient in the e-cig is propylene glycol, which is used in everything from Hollywood smoke machines to food colorings to hydraulic fluids. Peer said the suggested retail price of the Chinese-made e-cig is $149, but because the kiosk operators are independent vendors, the price varies. The other day, Dan Conroy picked up his e-cigarette “starter kit” from one of the two Smoking Everywhere kiosks at Valley Fair for $140, plus tax. “It’s the first time I’ve seen the product,” said Conroy, 37, a Sacramento, Calif., contractor. “But I’m interested in quitting, and this has to be healthier than tobacco.” He and several other smokers interviewed at the mall agreed that e-smoke isn’t as satisfying or rich as tobacco smoke. But they all said they thought they could get used to it. “It tastes pretty good,” said Oliver De La Cruz, 29, of Daly City, Calif., whose wife, Kristine, was about to give birth to their first child. She encouraged him to try the e-cig, saying it would be a wonderful present to their newborn if Daddy would quit smoking. But both De La Cruz and one nicotineaddicted friend, 23-year-old Marco Maneru of Daly City, said they wanted to do some research on the e-cigarette before they buy one. “Who knows?” Maneru said. “There could be some chemicals in there that are really bad for you.” Page 4 April 08, 2009 CAMPUS/NATIONAL Do you use social networking sites? “Y es, I use Myspace, but only one time per month to check out new music.” Danielle Levasseur, 19 Natural Science “Y es, I use Facebook and Myspace a few times a day. I like to use them for networking and to keep up with friends and associates.” Ran-Zhang, 22, Business Brian Behmke, 21, Graphic Design NETWORK from Page 1 Furthermore, Facebook has the right to share users’ personal information with anyone who may or may not want to advertise with the website. Myspace, funded solely by the advertisers who choose to display their products on the site, has similar but comparatively more conservative privacy policies. Furthermore, Myspace states in their privacy policy that they “will not share your PII (Personal Identification Information) with third parties unless you have given Myspace permission to do so.” However, Myspace also states that it “is not responsible for the privacy practices of Web sites or other services operated by third parties that are linked to or integrated with the Myspace.” There are social networking sites which offer a safer alternative to social networking. Multiply, which claims to be a family oriented web site, prides itself on its strict privacy settings. The six-year-old site has grown to about 12.5 million members and “Y es, I use Facebook every two weeks to keep in touch with close friends.” aims to keep online relationships “real” by using the six-degrees-of-separation approach. “Nothing on the internet is private,” said Danamarie Every, assistant professor of communication studies. “If you put it onto the internet someone is going to find it.” Every advises students to pay close attention to the information they post online and warns that employers may check candidates’ profiles before making a hire. “Those same employers continue to monitor the sites even after the employee has been hired,” she said. According to a study recorded by Tech Radar, a Web site dedicated to all things technology, Facebook is home to about 60 million users, with about 250,000 new registrations per day. Myspace averages around 110,000 users online at any given time and 300,000 new users each day. To ensure personal safety, think twice before posting or commenting on online content, warn experts. Contact Michael Brisgone at [email protected] “Y es, I use Facebook and Myspace. I go on at least one time per week for fun and to keep up with friends.” Leanna Cumberbatch, 20 Health Science “N o, I’m too busy for these sites. I was asked by friends to [join] Myspace, but I would rather use e-mail because that is more personal.” Katty Demasi, 35 Business (Photo by Walbert Young) Far right, Erik Pupo, 20, a paramedic major, Anthony Thach, 20, a computer programming major and Jasmine Small, 20, a pre-med major, huddle around Thach’s computer. Many young adults and college students are joining Myspace and Facebook. Teenagers see serious consequences of ‘sexting’ By Bianca Prieto The Orlando Sentinel/MCT ORLANDO, Fla. — After his former girlfriend taunted him, Phillip Alpert remembered the nude photos she e-mailed to him while they were dating. He took revenge with an electronic blast — e-mailing the photos of the 16-year-old girl to more than 70 people, including her parents, grandparents and teachers. Three days later, Alpert, then 18, was charged with transmitting child pornography. Today Alpert is serving five years of probation for the crime, and he is registered as a sex offender — a label he must carry at least until he is 43. “I didn’t know how bad of a decision it was,” Alpert, now 19, said recently at his MetroWest apartment. “I don’t think it’s fair.” Alpert is one of many people across the country who are being charged with felonies and getting sentenced as sex offenders for doing something their friends do all the time, unaware of potential criminal charges. One national study found that as many as 20 percent of teens have sent or posted nude or seminude photos of themselves in what has become known as “sexting.” Young teens are using high-tech phones to text, post or e-mail racy photos — technically child porn. Most do it for fun. But getting caught means being kicked off sports teams and facing expulsion from school. Others are going to jail. “It’s become a troubling trend,” said Marisa Nightingale, senior adviser for the National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy, which conducted the study. “Since the beginning of time, teens have flirted with each other and pushed the envelope. But 10 to 15 years ago, it didn’t go global in 30 seconds.” Lawrence Walters, an Orlando attorney who practices First Amendment and Internet law, has been following the sexting trend as it has been emerging across the country. “It’s a new phenomena,” he said. “Kids shouldn’t be doing this — shouldn’t be engaging in this type of behavior. But using these harsh criminal laws for child pornography is a bit of overkill.” Just last month, a 15year-old Pennsylvania girl was charged with creating child pornography for sending images of herself via MySpace to a 27-yearold man. Also last month, a Brevard County, Fla., teen was jailed after forwarding a cell phone picture of his 16-year-old ex-girlfriend’s naked breasts to another teen. The girlfriend (Photo courtesy of allowed the photo to be Orlando Sentinel/MCT) taken while the two were dating, police said. Bryce Dixon, 18, told Phillip Alpert talks about how “sexting” has ruined his investigators he sent the photo because he thought life at his Orlando, Fla. the girl had cheated on him with his best friend. He said he knew that sending the photo would make her mad. A judge set Dixon’s bond at $140,000 for charges he faced, including transmission of child pornography. Dixon, who remains in jail, and his family declined to talk to the Orlando Sentinel. In an interview aired Tuesday on NBC’s “Today” show, he said he made a stupid decision. Some states are trying to adjust the laws to deal with the problems of transmission of intimate photos of teens to teens, Walters said. But it hasn’t been an issue debated by state lawmakers in Florida, said Republican state Rep. Pat Patterson. Law enforcement officers have their hands tied when it comes to recommending charges to the State Attorney’s Office in these types of cases, said Orange County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Deputy Carlos Padilla. “They don’t have a choice because of how the statute reads. Regardless of the situation, the law dictates the charges, and they have to register as a sexual offender,” Padilla said. The consequences of sexting are unpredictable. An Ohio teen hanged herself in May after her ex-boyfriend forwarded nude photos of her, sharing them with other high school girls. “If that guy who you used to trust all of a sudden shares it, you have no control over it,” Nightingale, with the advocacy group, said. “If you regret it and change your mind, there is nothing you can do about it, or very little you can do about it.” For Alpert, he never asked for the photos that got him in trouble in 2007. He met the girl at a church function in 2005 and dated her off and on for about 2 years, he said. At one point the girl took nude photos and videos of herself and sent them to his e-mail. He tried using them against his ex-girlfriend with the mass email after she called him and said she was much happier without him. Although Alpert was charged with transmission of child pornography, the girl was never in any legal trouble. She did not respond to requests for interviews with the Sentinel. Since his arrest and conviction, Alpert’s life has been difficult. Classmates at Ocoee High School teased him unmercifully, sending him into a depression that caused him to miss class and avoid his graduation last year. He lost friends because “they just don’t want to be friends with a sex-offender kid,” Alpert explained. He said he was kicked out of Valencia Community College in September because he’s a sex offender. Neighbors have knocked on his door after finding him in the sex-offender database and asked him what he’s done. Alpert’s mother moved out of state after he graduated, but the conditions of his probation don’t allow him to leave Orange County without permission. He can’t live with his father in Ocoee because the house is too close to a school, Alpert said. Every Wednesday he attends a class for sex offenders where he is joined by people who have raped and molested children. He’s not like them, Alpert said, but the law says he is. His advice to other teens tempted by sexting: “Don’t do it. It’s stupid.” April 08, 2009 Page 5 CAMPUS/NATIONAL Scientists examine how social networks influence behavor By Faye Flam The Philadelphia Inquirer/MCT PHILADELPHIA — Conventional wisdom holds that it’s not what you know, it’s who you know. But now scientists studying networking are starting to realize that when it comes to much in life, it’s also who the people you know know, and perhaps also who those people know. Drawing from computer science, math, sociology and other disciplines, researchers are starting to figure out how those branching thickets of human social networks are shaping our tastes, our purchases, how we vote, and even our health and happiness. At the University of Pennsylvania, Michael Kearns is using controlled voting experiments to show how a small minority view can win over an overwhelming majority. Kearns, a computer scientist and expert on machine learning and game theory, examines the connections between networks and human behavior in settings as diverse as voting and the vulnerability of the Internet to terrorism. His human experiments and others like it could overturn our notion of the way trends and influence spread through society, said Duncan Watts, a physicist and networking expert at Yahoo. Watts said the marketing field and much of the public have embraced the idea that humanity is run by a minority of well-connected “influentials” who help ideas spread like infectious viruses. It’s an idea popularized by books such as Malcolm Gladwell’s “The Tipping Point.” But nobody knows if it really works this way, Watts said. “For all this discussion about influentials and how they drive word-ofmouth, there’s no empirical evidence — no real theory.” Penn’s Kearns, he said, is starting to bring a more hard-science approach to bear on the issue. For his most recently published experiment, Kearns created a network from a group of 36 subjects. He put each one at a work station linked to between two and 18 of the others. They were asked to vote for red or blue. If everyone in the group could agree on the same color within one minute, everyone would get rewarded with money. If they failed to reach consensus, they would get nothing. But he gave the subjects different preferences. Some were told they’d get paid $1.50 for each round that red won and only 50 cents if blue won. For others the incentive was reversed. “There’s this tension between all of them wanting to collectively agree but selfishly wanting everyone to agree on their preferred color,” he said. One real-world analogy would be the recent Democratic presidential primaries, he said. Many voters passionately backed Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama, but worried that split opinion would cause the whole party to lose. Behind the scenes, Kearns rigged the experiment in different ways, sometimes mixing up the incentives so that some students got only $1.25 for pushing their color on the group and 75 cents if they went the other way. Despite the short deadline, he said, people came to some agreement in 55 out of 81 separate trials. He found that sometimes a tiny minority could rule. In the most extreme cases, red won when only six subjects preferred it, the other 30 wanting blue. All the members of the minority needed was “influence” — that is, more connections within the group than the people they competed against. “ ‘Influential’ people can determine the outcome to their liking,” Kearns said, even if the majority has a strong incentive to go the other way. In this case having lots of connections made a subject influential. Another surprise was that mixing different financial incentives helped the group to agree more often. “Having some fraction of extremists is actually helpful,” he said. If all in the group are too wishy-washy, they will keep switching colors and never agree. Being unique individuals, the subjects played with different strategies — some easily swayed by neighbors, others stubbornly holding their preferred color until a win appeared impossible. When it came to who left with the most money, Kearns found that the spoils went to those who were most stubborn — but not completely intractable. Since the whole game is lost if there’s no consensus, he said, “being too stubborn is fatal.” (Photo courtesy of naacp.org) W.E.B. DuBois, co-founder of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, was honored during Black History Month at DCCC. NAACP co-founder honored by DCCC By Ronelle Bradley Staff writer As a part of Black History Month, DCCC honored W.E.B DuBois, a prominent figure in black history, with a screening of “W.E.B DuBois: A Biography in Four Voices” by Louis Messiah on Feb. 26. The documentary highlighted DuBois’ work as a sociologist, scholar and activist for African-Americans. “DuBois was such a towering figure,” said Messiah who is the executive director of Scribe Video Center, an organization that offers amateur film makers the opportunity to produce videos dedicated to social issues and community life under professional instruction. “He is someone who believed that as [African-Americans] we needed to analyze where we are.” According to the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, which DuBois cofounded, DuBois devoted much of his life to gaining equality for African-Americans. The NAACP’s mission is to ensure political, educational, social and economic equality for all people and to eliminate hatred and racial discrimination. “Being a scholar, DuBois was committed to social improvement and political change to have a true democracy,” Messiah said. DuBois wrote numerous books and magazines catered to the African-American way of life. One of his well known books, “The Souls of Black Folks,” was based upon his research of African-Americans in their community between 1897-1903. The book features 13 essays and one short story. “I love the way the book is put together,” Messiah said. One of DuBois’ essays from the book is titled “Of our Spiritual Strivings,” a nine-page essay focused on African-Americans in society. DuBois expressed how African-Americans lacked a race and cultural identity in America. Constant brutality such as lynching and segregation are examined throughout the essay. His purpose was to expose the struggle amongst African-Americans as they fought for social and cultural integrity. DuBois’ other famous work, “The Philadelphia Negro,” examined the poverty stricken neighborhoods of African-Americans in Philadelphia. As the assistant instructor of sociology at the University of Penn, DuBois was given the opportunity to research Philadelphia’s seventh ward, a section of the city between Spruce street and South streets heavily populated by African-Americans. DuBois studied the seventh ward by surveying its residents and recorded information such as age, education and employment statisics to examine any possible links between race, poverty and criminal activity, according to The Literary Encyclopedia. “If they’re poor, black people have a higher propensity for crime,” Messiah said. After the presentation, Messiah fielded questions from the audience ultimately leaving attendees with a better understanding of DuBois’ life and work. For more information on the presentation and W.E.B DuBois visit www.scribe.org or NAACP.org. Contact Ronelle Bradley at [email protected] After 40 years of black studies, more whites teaching courses By Dawn Turner Trice Chicago Tribune/MCT CHICAGO — Shawn Alexander can recognize the look immediately. It’s one of surprise when a student enters his African-American studies class and finds, standing at the front, a white guy. “Years ago, it happened more,” said Alexander, 38, who grew up near Rockford, Ill., and teaches at the University of Kansas. “I’d see the kids walk into my room, look down at their registration cards and up at me, and then walk out to make sure they had the right classroom.” Around the country this year, college campuses are celebrating the 40th anniversary of African-American studies programs. Although black scholars make up the majority of the faculty, white scholars increasingly are making their mark, including two teaching at Northwestern University. It may be the ultimate in inclusion as well as irony in a discipline that emerged out of the Black Power movement of the late 1960s to challenge “the man” and the white status quo. If African-American history looks back at the black experience, African-American studies tries to examine it from the inside out and from every angle. White scholars have pursued doctorates in African-American history in relatively large numbers; but whites with doctorates in black studies as well as those who teach in the field remain fairly rare. Martha Biondi, an associate professor of African-American studies and history at Northwestern University, said she believes her racially mixed group of students places far more stock in her passion for her craft than the fact that she’s white. “There probably are students who wouldn’t enroll in a black studies course with a white professor,” said Biondi, 44, whose doctorate is in African-American history. “But it’s my view that students are incredibly open-minded. They may at first say, ‘I wonder if this person is qualified,’ but students want a teacher who performs well, and, at the end of the day, that’s how they’ll judge you.” From the beginning, the goal of AfricanAmerican studies — with its immersion in black culture, literature, history, politics and religion — was to critique and strengthen social justice policies for people of African descent worldwide. Scholars of African-American studies often share a desire to immerse themselves in black culture but also come from a background that leans toward social justice and changing the (Photo courtesy of Chicago Tribune/MCT) Shawn Alexander leads a class in his Black studies program at the University of Kansas. world. Biondi was reared in a predominantly white, small town in Connecticut. She remembers being anti-Nixon in the third grade, watching black news affairs programs on television and reading her baby-sitter’s copies of The Nation. As a teen, she aspired to become a civil rights lawyer. “Early on, I found the 1960s movements to be very vibrant, particularly the ideas of democracy and equality and freedom,” said Biondi. “They were intellectually compelling ideas.” African-American studies programs emerged in the 1960s from the racial transformation taking place on college campuses across the country. More black students were arriving and facing racism, and they believed universities could help by adding more black professors along with courses that reflected their experiences and sensibilities. The first black studies program began in 1969 at San Francisco State University. Nathan Hare, a black professor hired the year before to head the department, said its mission was to create a new approach to scholarship that would lead to changes on campus and in the community. By 1973 nearly all of the country’s major universities had a black studies program, but the transition was less than smooth. When Mark Naison began teaching at Fordham University in 1970, he didn’t just encounter skepticism about a Jewish guy from Crown Heights teaching in the discipline. “There was a group of Black Nationalist students who completely rejected me doing this,” said Naison, 60, who wrote about the experience in his book “White Boy, A Memoir.” “I wasn’t who they had fought for, and they would try to stare me down. I grew up in Brooklyn; I’m not a small person. I stared back.” Page 6 April 8, 2009 EDITORIAL To surf or not to surf By Lilach Assayag Executive Editor The built-in camera lens in my laptop always makes me think about George Orwell’s novel, “Nineteen Eighty-Four,” in which he describes a gloomy futuristic society that is constantly viewed and listened to by ”Big Brother,” a totalitarian entity. Unless you’re on the FBI hotlist, however, I find it hard to believe that – despite its technological ability – the government is watching you. What online users should be concerned about, though, is their digital freedom of speech, invasion of their privacy and the security of the personal information they post online. The exponential and widespread use of services on the Internet has saturated the World Wide Web with personal, financial and residential information. Online tools like Google Earth and Facebook not only make it easier to check if the grass is greener on the other side of the computer screen but also can be used for malicious and illegal purposes. Last February, Denise Finkel, an 18-yearold from New York, filed a lawsuit against Facebook and a group of her high school peers for defamation, appealing for $12 million in By Nicholas Boerlin Staff writer punitive and compensatory damages after the latter unjustly attacked Finkel’s character in their Facebook group. The “innocent until proven guilty” concept in Finkel’s case means that without evidence of fault no one – including her peers through the aid of Facebook – has the right to publically accuse her of anything. In courts, a person cannot be tried without proper evidence; in news writing, a reporter cannot propose allegations without credible documentation; and in advertising, a company cannot make a statement without having data to substantiate its claims. Should online claims on “personal” profiles and discussion groups be substantiated by documents as well? Who should be responsible for verifying the accuracy of the posted information, the publisher or the writer? As it turns out, even your own comments on your own Web page can potentially get you in trouble. Last month, Don Leone, a game-day gate worker for the Eagles was fired after posting a hasty comment on his personal Facebook profile, criticizing the team management’s decision not to renew their contract with Brian Dawkins. Leone worked for the Eagles for six years and was fired, cold heartedly, over the phone a few days after posting the comment – even though he had already deleted the comment at his own discretion. Would the same happen if the comment was said out loud and overheard by a member of the Eagles management? When does the obligation to the company you work for end and your personal opinion begin? Leone was not in uniform when he made his remark and the only link to his job might have been a note on his profile. Does online interaction constitute private life if it is potentially viewed by thousands if not millions? The prevalent use of the digital medium comes with both benefits and disadvantages. Google’s Street View feature, for example, which displays 360-degree photos of almost every crossroad in the country, takes us to places we can’t easily reach, but, occasionally, it also discloses unflattering images of individuals who got caught in the frame. Another issue pertaining to privacy and security of information is computerized information systems. President Barack Obama’s Recovery plan reserves $20 million to research security issues that would accompany the president’s plan to implement the use of electronic medical records, an online database that Live insured or die After waiting six hours in a hospital, a man is told he must go to a clinic across town because the hospital will not treat his injury. The compounding cost of prescription medications means a woman must pick and choose what medicines she will or will not receive. A student is forced to withdraw from college because he needs to work full time to pay off debt created by an expensive surgical procedure. Illness and injury are a part of life, but they do not need to ruin it. An estimated 46 million individuals in this country live without health insurance at any given moment, and 18,000 die every year as a direct result, according to a 2007 survey by the U.S. Census Bureau. Of those millions of Americans lacking health insurance, 10 percent are between the ages of 18 and 24. Another survey, conducted two years earlier, estimated that 1.1 million Pennsylvanians are without health insurance, with 12,500 residing in Delaware County. I am not an expert on the intricacies of our nation’s healthcare system, and therefore feel unqualified to advocate socialized over privatized medicine or one plan over another, but I am outraged that in a nation as resourceful as the United States millions are still living without minimal healthcare coverage. Numerous politicians in the past have pushed for reform, but it should never have reached the point that panic over our nation’s greatest economic crisis could serve as the rallying cry for substantial changes. For many Americans this is simply too little too late. The White House’s $634 million commitment to healthcare reform was discussed during one of a series of public forums on healthcare, at which President Barack Obama articulated his intentions to cut health care costs and guarantee coverage for every American within the year. The president has implored Congress and the American people to speak their peace and contribute to a solution, but is this a political strategy or a cry of desperation, and what can be done while we wait for a solution? Meanwhile, the Census Bureau reports the increasing number of uninsured Americans keeps pace at a national average of 1.4 million each year. According to Erin Roth of the American Medical Student Association, the physical, emotional and financial well being of those lacking healthcare reaches beyond personal risk. Roth reported the 80 percent of America’s uninsured citizens have fulltime employment – dispelling the myth that most uninsured individuals are unemployed – but they are regarded as being low-income, or earning less than $38,000 a year. The AMSA reports those without insurance are three times more likely to forgo treatment of major and chronic conditions. No matter what solution one may suggests to counter current medical costs, there will still be a portion of the population who cannot afford or qualify for coverage. Some Americans argue that if people cannot afford insurance, they should not receive insurance — simple as that. Honestly, I cannot think of a colder and less humane assertion. If our nation’s current situation can teach us anything, it is that the economy cannot be relied upon to settle everything as a Darwinian judge and jury. Argue for any plan or policy, but no progress can occur if we automatically assume that some people just don’t deserve the same treatment as the rest of us. While the task of protecting our health is daunting for the individual and the nation, there are those who want to help. A number of private and public programs that offer free or low-cost medical services include local clinics and government programs such as Medicare and Medicaid. However, these programs already serve more than 80 million Americans, according to the Census Bureau. It is hard to believe that these options, even with improvements and expansions, could meet the needs of the uninsured and underinsured population in the near future. A fundamental question at the heart of the debate, whether the argument is for socialized or commercial healthcare, is: Do we believe in everyone’s right to live and live well? Finally, if we consider healthcare a commodity, who has the right to dictate how and to whom it may be sold? Contact Nicholas Boerlin at [email protected] Letter to the editors DCCC’s Work Study offers help to students seeking jobs After reading the “Stimulus Doesn’t Skip Students” article in the March 11 issue of the newspaper, I feel compelled to shed some light on all aspects of the Work Study program here at the College. Work Study can be a very important part of a student’s overall financial aid package along with any grants, loans and scholarships that a student may be eligible to receive. Interest in the Work Study program has increased steadily over the past four years, but we have seen the greatest interest in the program this year due to the weakened economy. There are simply less of the part-time jobs available, which typically attract students. To date this year, we have placed more than 225 students in part-time positions through the Work Study program. Many of the students who participate in the program come to us with little or no work experience. Work Study allows them to gain the experience of being an employee and teaches them appropriate conduct on the job. Some participants also gain valuable experience that is directly related to their studies here at the College. All students benefit from Work Study and can include this experience on their resume and may also come away with a work-related reference from their supervisor. In some cases Work Study jobs have led to full-time positions for students- both on campus and at off campus organizations. As the March 11 article points out, grants and loans may be a better way for students who rely on financial aid to pay their tuition and fees. However, Work Study positions are an important income source for students to pay their travel and ongoing expenses throughout the year. We have also found that Work Study helps students to remain in school until they complete their degree/certificate or transfer to a four year program, and meet their long range goals. Darah Filidore Work Study Coordinator would presumably reduce healthcare costs and improve the quality of care. Surely, this may also jeopardize patients’ privacy and the integrity of their information, just as online transactions put consumers’ credit card information at risk. We live in a digital age of discovery in a lawless virtual land that raises many uncertainties and questions of ownership. Until our IT experts, legal minds and law enforcers find a way to protect our digital rights, watch what you post online, read carefuly the terms of use, and beware of seemingly innocent online services that might put your wellbeing in harm’s way. Contact Lilach Assayag at [email protected] The Communitarian is produced by both current and former students of Fundamentals of Journalism II in collaboration with Campus Life and published at Delaware County Community College. Students who would like to write for the campus newspaper and have already completed Fundamentals of Journalism I should register for Fundamentals of Journalism II (ENG 131). Students who have completed both classes are welcome back to join the senior staff. For more information, see Bonnie McMeans in Room 4311, call 610-359-5271, or send an e-mail to [email protected] or [email protected]. Lilach Assayag Executive Editor Katy O’Dwyer Managing Editor Anthony Leone Graphic Design Editor Nicholas Boerlin Walbert Young Junior Editors Walbert Young Webmaster Alicia Murphy Assistant Web Editor Reporters Ronelle Bradley Tim Brennan Michael Brisgone Joseph Giordano Maxwell McAdams The Communitarian Opinion Policy The opinions expressed on the editorial and the op-ed pages do not necessarily reflect those of The Communitarian staff or college. We welcome your comments on any matter relating to Delaware County Community College, and responsible rebuttal is encouraged. Write to [email protected]. Please write “letter to editor” in the subject box. April 8, 2009 “Arcadia Page 7 accepted all of our credits.” “Arcadia made it easy to transfer–and made sure we had the courses to apply for assured admission to the Physical Therapy program.” Ashley Eisennagel (left) “We went on Italy Preview! For $495 we got airfare, hotel accommodations, and 2 credits, too! We learned so much and had a great time.” Jennifer Eisennagel (right) photo courtesy: Jessica Alderman Are You Ready to Transfer? Arcadia Offers a World of Opportunites to Transfer Students Italy Preview and other opportunities to go abroad. Find out more at www.arcadia.edu/italypreview. Up to 75 credits accepted from a two-year school. Assured admission to select graduate programs including Physician Assistant and Physical Therapy. Scholarships ranging from $5,000 to $16,000 as well as personalized financial aid counseling. Attend Arcadia’s Transfer Decision Day Wednesday, May 13 Noon to 6:30 p.m. Grey Towers Castle Location near public transportation. On-campus housing available for transfer students, including apartment-style living. Bring your transcript for a credit evaluation. Find out about scholarships, grants and loans. Come to Transfer Decision Day and get an instant admissions decision. Register at www.arcadia.edu/transfer. Metropolitan Philadelphia www.arcadia.edu/transfer 1-877-ARCADIA (1-877-272-2342) 09.A811 Page 8 April 8, 2009 ENTERTAINMENT Japanese drummers shake the Kimmel walls By Lilach Assayag Executive Editor The hefty Japanese drums rested on stands on the stage, as the audience packed full the floor seats and all three balconies surrounding the stage. With no delays, Kodo, a group of traditional Japanese drummers stormed the stage and filled the hall with roaring primal vibrant vibes, encouraging each other with enthusiastic smiles and shouts. Every year, Kodo, which translates from Japanese as “heartbeat” or “children of the drum,” leave their living-community in Sado Island of Japan and perform around the world as a part of their “One Earth” tours. On March 17, the group brought their skill and passion for drumming to the Kimmel Center in Philadelphia. The traditional Japanese drum, or “taiko,” comes in different sizes and varies in depths of sound. It is said that the sound of the “O-daiko,” a drum 4-feet in diameter that is carved from a single tree, has a soothing effect that resembles the sound of a mother’s heartbeat as heard by her unborn child in the womb. With magnificent punctuality, ensembles of drummers performed unique compositions with a different variety of portable and staged drums while other members prepared the stage for following segments, creating a continuous mesmerizing beat. Each segment presented a fantastically coordinated dialogue between the drummers and a carefully crafted elegant chorography that demanded physical strength, discipline and zeal. Showing exquisite control over their instruments, the drummers incorporated the sound of the instruments’ wooden sides and even the sound of the drumsticks clunking against each other. Some compositions also incorporated flutes, traditional Japanese violin, and vocals. “Monochrome” featured seven drummers who set in a row, each with a “shime-daiko,” a 1-foot diameter roped drum. Tapping on the drums together with interchanging strength and (Photo courtesy of the Kimmel Center) Two Kodo drummers beat on the O-daiko drum, a 4-foot drum carved from a single tree. rhythms, the ensemble animated the changing of the seasons from drizzling rain through a hailstorm and onto gentle dew drops. “Jang-Gwara,” another unique composition that was dedicated solely to metal cymbals, opened with two musicians prancing on the stage while clapping their cymbals. As the two were joined by three others who were also equipped with cymbals, all sat down and captivated the audience with a wide range of sounds and rhythms they produced with these simple instruments. Spicing the show with a dash of humor, one of the segments featured three drummers in a comic choreography, which was rewarded by the audience with cheers and outbursts of laughter. A thrilling cultural experience, Kodo’s dynamic pulsing on the ancient drums carried a message of community and co-existence, individuality and cooperation. For more information visit www.kodo. or.jp Contact Lilach Assayag at [email protected] New ‘Fast & Furious’ stalls in the excitement lane By Roger Moore The Orlando Sentinel/MCT (Photo courtesy of IMP Awards) “Fast & Furious” is the fourth film in the “Fast/Furious” franchise, a tepid, repetitive and digitally augmented hot cars-hot women thriller that might probably won’t give Vin Diesel and Paul Walker the career boost that “The Fast and the Furious” did. “Fast & Furious” welcomes Diesel back into the franchise that made him — and shows that he’s lost his fastball. Reprising the hard-driving/hard-living Dom Torreto, Diesel reduces his performance to stillness — long stares, poses and limited bits of action. He’s not Eastwood, so this approach has only limited success. Dom and his team (Michelle Rodriguez and Sung Kang, also back) are in that corner of the Dominican Republic that looks like the high desert of Mexico, hijacking gasoline super-tanker trucks. But the law is closing in on Dom, so he leaves his woman behind and heads to Panama. A death back home lures him to LA, where he vows revenge on the drug lord who killed a loved one. “Please, let this go,” his sister (Jordana Brewster) pleads. He won’t. Any more than F.B.I. agent Brian O’Conner (Walker) will. He’s after the same mobster. And when these rivals figure out that the Mexican mob needs fast drivers to deliver their drugs and that they choose those drivers in GPS- The whitest jokes on TV By Rich Macialek McClatchy Newspapers Ensemble sketch comedy is truly one the greatest achievements of Western Civilization. Take a handful of talented and funny people (usually guys), allow them the freedom to write their own material, and then let them act it out on TV. When it works, it’s brilliant. “The Whitest Kids U’Know” is the latest example of this type of show and, true to form, it’s brilliantly funny. The main difference between an ensemble sketch comedy show and, say, a sitcom is the fact the actors are also the writers. That’s why “Saturday Night Live” really doesn’t qualify since its ensemble is always changing and they have a separate writing staff. “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” unwittingly combined all the elements that seem to make a great ensemble sketch comedy show: surrealism, intelligence masquerading as eccentric idiocy, unusual plot structure, strange and unique characters — and cross-dressing. Started by Trevor Moore at the School of Visual Arts in New York City, “The Whitest Kids U’Know” consists of Moore, Sam Brown, Zach Cregger, Timothy Williams and Darren Trumeter. They started as an SVA club performing on campus, but then went independent of the university to branch out to clubs and eventually to TV. marked races through the crowded streets of Los Angeles, it’s on. These movies have always been about the “10 second cars,” “tuners.” A Camero, Gran Torino, Mustang, Dodge Charger and assorted indistinct imports take their bows. Plot is secondary, the characters archetypal. The performances have steadily fallen off as the movies Tokyo-drifted further away from that gonzo first film (itself a remake of a B-movie from the ‘50s). As right as it feels to have Diesel and Walker return to the roles, “Fast & Furious” shows a serious downshift in testosterone. Walker’s character no longer calls everybody “Bro.” He wears a suit. Diesel, humbled by a career that peaked right after the 2001 film, has lost his strut. Too much happens as if by rote. Brian and Dom’s sister need to hook up again. No rhyme or reason to it. They just do. And the racing and wrecks in this, the second Justin Lin-directed installment in the series, are digital absurdities. The big action beat is a line of muscle cars hurtling through an abandoned mine on the Mexican border. Might Universal Studios have its next theme park ride in mind? Just enough of this works to keep this clunker out of the ditch. But this one won’t have tuners from Tijuana to Terre Haute tearing up the streets in imitation. When you’re old enough to be nostalgic, you’re too old to tune. FUSE broadcast the first season, but the shows were heavily edited for profanity. Now for the second season, the Independent Film Channel is televising the shows uncut and uninterrupted. What you get is about twenty minutes of totally weird humor. Even though the show is mining familiar comedic territory, it has had at least two TV comedy firsts: a half-naked man wearing very realistic breast prosthetics and a rap song about getting high with dinosaurs. Fortunately not in the same show. That would be too much. The first one was in a sketch about a stripper who had a price for everything. Unfortunately for her prospective customers most of the things she offered were more weird that arousing. For $300 she would write you a speech and for $100 she’d staple her hands together. As for the weed-smoking dinosaurs song it was actually more like a bunch of guys in hoodies and dinosaur masks, but where else do you get to see an Allosaurus smoking? Plus, the song was pretty good. Probably their strangest sketches are about presidential assassination. According to them Lincoln was actually beaten to death with a hammer while watching “Hamlet.” Of course their version of Lincoln talks like a gangstawannabe and “Hamlet” is about vampires for some reason. Now their version of the events surrounding the assassination of JFK includes a potato chipeating Vice-President Lyndon Johnson hassling Lee Harvey Oswald like he was his teenage son, and has Jackie Kennedy wanting to sing along to the radio. The sketch then morphs into a duet between Oswald and JFK about wanting to be free or something. That’s one thing this show gets right — surprising the audience with either a nice twist or an oddball ending. You rarely know where a sketch is going to lead. April 8, 2009 Page 9 Accelerated Degree Programs for Adult Students We’re in it for YOUR LIFE. “ Iw wanted to graduate from Albright putation. because of its reputation. 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The Phantoms dominated from the mound, in the field, and from the plate. While the Phantoms did find themselves in bases loaded jams during the first two innings, they managed to battle their way out unscathed as freshman starting pitcher Eric Hihn began to settle down and the defense found their form. They followed in the third by getting the first three batters out at the plate and only facing three in the fourth following a strike and a heads up double play, catching a runner away from first base. The fifth was the only blemished inning for the Phantoms pitching staff. Hihn surrendered two runs in what would be his final inning of a strong performance. In the end, Hihn surrendered only two runs on six hits with four strikeouts and two walks. But the bats and cleats also came out to play, as the Phantoms took the lead in the first inning off an RBI single from No. 5, Joseph Rawlings, that was set up by one of three stolen bases in the inning. Following a very quiet second inning, the Phantoms bats exploded, adding one run in the third, three in the fourth, and three more in the fifth. Rawlings led the way going 2-3 with three RBI’s. Leadoff man Eric McAnally also had a solid game going 1-1, drawing a walk, scoring two runs, and stealing two bases. The most eye popping hit, though, came from center fielder Travis Wrambel in the fifth inning. Wrambel blasted one to left center field that fell just short of homerun territory and went for a triple. Wrambel is a player that team Coach Paul Motta is very excited about and fully expects to receive an athletic scholarship to a fouryear school after this season. “He’ll have more scholarships than he can handle,” Motta said. Motta coached the Phantoms for 38 years, making them a main-stay in postseason play. “Mr. Motta is like baseball God around here,” said Andrew Johnson, director of Wellness Athletics and Recreation. Johnson had nothing but praise for the team describing them as “the one team that consistently makes the playoffs.” Johnson also noted that the team is playing more than half of their games out of conference because they want to face better competition. The team is loaded with position players, he added, but doesn’t have many pitchers. The lack of pitching depth however, didn’t present itself on this day. After Hihn exited the game, the bullpen took over and shut the game down. Andrew Grafstrom came in and pitched well, going three innings surrendering no runs or hits with one walk and one strikeout. Chad (Photo by Tim Brennan) Phantoms pitcher Eric Hihn following through on his delivery. Sample then came in to close it out, surrendering no runs, one hit and one walk. With 11 freshmen on the team, Motta is still searching for “the right combination of infielders and outfielders,” with the hope and expectation of making the playoffs this season. 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