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VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 #100313102313 READ THE PLANET, IT’S FREE WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM (256) 533 • 4613 ROCKTOBER 3 - 23, 2013 WHAT’S INSIDE? Jimmy John’s Gourmet Sandwiches, Alabama Rising: New Music from the Deep South, Les Miz, Grounded Coffee: County Lane Road Wakes UP, Local Orbit, Party of One, Venice Pizza, The Jazz Lounge, The Single Guy, ReLit: Smokin’ Good Reads Worth a ReKindle The Greatest Events & Music Calendars on Earth!!! Win up to $10,000 in Cash saturdays, oCtoBEr 12, 19 & 26 Choose your reel, then Make Your Deal! ovEr 100 WinnErs EaCh sunday sundays in oCtoBEr 2pm – 10pm Win up to $1,000 Earn entries daily + 5X entries on Fridays + New members receive 5 free entries so bring a friend! takEs thE stagE this WEEkEnd oCtoBEr 4 & 5 Tickets available at TicketMaster ® 1 - 8 0 0 - 8 7 1 - 0 7 11 + h o l l y w o o d c a s i n o t u n i c a . c o m hollywoodcasinotunica For Sunday promo, prizes paid in Free SlotPlay ® or FreeBets. ©2013 Hollywood Casino Tunica. Must be 21 or older. Promotion valid only at Hollywood Casino Tunica. See Marquee Rewards® Counter for complete details. Gambling Problem? Call 1-888-777-9696. 2 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #100313102313 VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 THE VALLEY PLANET In The Planet rocktober 3 - 23, 2013 NEXT ISSUE: Rocktober 24, HALLOWEEN ISSUE!! THE VALLEY PLANET VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 #100313102313 203 Grove Ave , Huntsville Al, 35801, phone 256 533-4613 Publisher Jill E. Wood Calendar Joanie Williams Graphic Design Douglas A. Lange Contributors Bonnie Roberts Elaine Nelson Jackie Anderson Ricky Thomason Aaron Hurd Allison Gregg Jim Zielinski Tina Leach Amanda Conger Brady Thomas Tim Owen Jane DeNeefe Kallie Ingle Kirk Maureen Drost “Dude. Why would you put nuts in my cranberry orange muffins? Do you hate me? I don’t even know you. What’s up with the Haterade, player? Look, if God wanted you to put nuts in the same scrupmtous pastry as cranberries and oranges, he woulda faxed that tidbit from Heaven. See? Now, begone and take your nuts with you.” - Benjamin Franklin Table of Contents 3 On the Cover 4 ALABAMA RISING: New Music from the Deep South, Jane DeNeefe 4 Jimmy John’s Gourmet Sandwiches, Maureen Drost 4 Les Misérables…Love Company! 5 Zee’s Rocket City bEAT, Jim Zieliński 5 Gal About Town, Tina Leach 6 Dr. Anarcho’s Rx for Old Stuff That Don’t Suck: I Robot, Alan Parsons 6 ReLit: Smokin’ Good Reads Worth a ReKindle 6 Local Orbit 7 Unchained Maladies, Ricky Thomason 7 Free Will Astrology, Rob Brezsny 8 Music Calendar Begins 9 Music Calendar Continues 10 More Music Calendar 11 Music Calendar Ends 12 Regional Calendar 13 Events Calendar Begins 14 More Events Calendar 15 Party of One, Allison Gregg 15 Venice Pizza, Amanda Conger 15 The Jazz Lounge, Jackie Anderson 16 Events Calendar Continues 17 Grounded Coffee: County Lane Rd Wakes UP, Jim Zieliński 17 Events Calendar Ends 18 Music Exchange 18 The Single Guy: Communi-Date, Aaron Hurd 18 To Yuno from Yunohoo Letter from the Publisher F all is officially here which means football, school, changing leaves, slower growing grass, fewer homegrown tomatoes, ragweed, bonfires, fewer mosquitoes (I hope), etc… It also means a change up of events in Huntsville Metro so make sure to check out our calendars and stay up with what is going on! Still tons of things to choose from for every walk of life. We are so lucky to have so many venues providing music, art, theatre, dance fun and entertainment. Coming up in the next issue is Halloween! And…the Best of the Valley Readers’ Poll begins so get ready to cast your votes for what you think is Best in the Tennessee Valley! Jill E. Wood, Marshmallow Slinger On the Cover Glennis O. Black, Artist rt has forever been a part of my life. My art is a unique blend of my life, the people in my life and the natural ability that I have been blessed with. I am an educator with a Master’s Degree in secondary education and am employed with Limestone County Board of Education. Thru the years I have enjoyed many different forms of art that include dance, sculpture, and painting. My favorite form of art is oil painting. I find it very relaxing and somewhat therapeutic; the process of applying paint and creating images that is my interpretation of the things I see. Not unlike many artists, I do favor certain subject matter. My favorites include: Portraits, landscapes and still life’s. My art can be found in private collections as far away as Russia and Australia, and from California to Georgia. A I cannot boast of a long and impressive list of art academies that I have attended. However, I diligently engross myself with personal study and I have attended several independent workshops from artists in Alabama, Arizona and Florida. God has blessed me in many ways. Ever since I was very young, I have relished every opportunity to nurture the talents I have been blessed with. Thank you for reading the fine print of the Valley Planet. The Valley Planet and valleyplanet.com are published every three weeks by J W Publications in Huntsville, AL. You can pick up the paper free all over the place or get it free on the web. Copyright 2003 by the Valley Planet, Inc. All rights reserved. Reproduction or use without our permission is strictly prohibited. The views and opinions expressed within these pages and on the web site are not necessarily those of the Valley Planet or its staff. The Valley Planet is not responsible for unsolicited manuscripts or art. Back issues are available for viewing on our web site www.valleyplanet.com in the archives section. You may reach the Valley Planet office @ 256.533.4613 or by mail at Valley Planet 203 Grove Ave. Huntsville, AL 35801. Contact by email: [email protected]. Subscriptions to the Valley Planet are now available for $50 a year in the USA. 256-533-4613 VALLEY PLANET I guess you could say that much of my work is a reflection of my values. I sincerely enjoy bringing pleasure to my family and friends through art. Growing up on a family farm in Killingsworth Cove, a community near Gurley, Alabama, provided me with an enriched childhood where family values and hard work were the staples of everyday life. My parents are Bobby and Dorothy Baugh Osmer. I have two sisters and one brother. I am married to Jon and we have two sons, Ben & Josh. My family supports and encourages me in my art and the opportunities it presents to touch the lives of others. http:/ [email protected], www.glennisblack.com Deadline for October 24 Issue is October 11. THE VALLEY PLANET #100313102313 VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 3 ALABAMA RISING: New Music from the Deep South by Jane DeNeefe mysterious orb hovers like a starship west of the Parkway and south of Governor’s Drive. Silky tones of ruby, amethyst, emerald and amber shift gradually against the dark sky. This is Lowe Mill’s water tower, with lighting designed by Doug Bennett. Recently, Doug has turned his talents toward creating a special music series at Lowe Mill’s Flying Monkey Theater. Jane DeNeefe, author of Rocket City Rock & Soul, interviews Doug about Alabama Rising: New Music from the Deep South. A Q: How did your idea for a concert series arise? A: Back in the spring, I started volunteering as a sound and lighting tech at Flying Monkey Theatre. One of the first shows I worked was Muscle Shoals’ The Bear. I walked out with my jaw on the floor. It was a wonderful show. About the same time, I stumbled on the Paste Magazine online article “12 Alabama Bands You Should Be Listening To Right Now”. So I listened. I talked with the FlyMo people, and they were open to the idea of me trying to find and book some bands. I thought a series would be fun. I also thought it would make marketing and promotion easier if we had this 6-8 month continuity, especially if I came up with a graphic image that might stick in people’s minds. Hence the historic Alabama map that serves as a background for the series poster. floor of Lowe Mill. It’s warm, it’s intimate, and the acoustics are superb. Musicians uniformly love playing there. I’m in awe of what has been created at Lowe Mill and Flying Monkey by incredibly dedicated, hard-working people. FlyMo theatre manager Anna Sue Courtney has been hard at it for years. She has an unerring instinct for what is interesting and wonderful. Doug describes the bands: Oct.5: The Great Book of John: “Wilco-y, Radioheadish,” with Shaheed & DJ Supreme: “socially conscious hip-hop with a positive message” Nov. 9: St. Paul & the Broken Bones: “classic Memphis/Shoals soul” Dec. 7: Lee Bains III & the Gloryfires: “Allmans/ Dead but equally The Clash/The Who” Dec. 28 The Bear: “magical, lyrical, playful, poetic. Beyond genre or category” Jan. 25 Belle Adair: “spacey, folky, truly original” Dates to be announced in 2014: The Grenadines: “sleek, sexy pop” and Dillon Hodges: “Southern Gothic, wrapped in stunning guitar work.” As a special holiday treat, Alabama Rising will screen the Sundance documentary “Muscle Shoals” on December 26. To learn more, find “Alabama Rising” on Facebook, then follow the jewel-toned beacon to Lowe Mill for Alabama Rising: New Music from the Deep South. W hen I discovered recently that Huntsville had their own Jimmy John’s sandwich shop on Airport Road, I couldn’t wait to try the new diner and see how it measured up to my first grand experience in Chattanooga. The franchise promises “subs so fast you’ll freak,” and it delivers. Now this isn’t a fast food chain in the burgers and fries sense, but much to my surprise the service for a solo Thursday lunch was even quicker than in Chattanooga and the food was just as tasty. I’d hardly finished paying when the woman who made the 8” Totally Tuna sandwich handed it to me neatly wrapped. You’ll notice I said 8” not 6”, there’s no skimping on the toppings, and the price will surprise you. Just $4.99. Add a bag of chips and a medium drink, and the total comes to just over $8. French bread and the sliced seven-grain variety are made fresh in-house each day. You’ll find no cold cuts here trucked in from the Illinois home office or a regional facility. Employees slice the meat right in front of you. For my solo visit, the “problem” came in deciding what to order. The menu features six 8” subs plus a BLT, 11 giant club sandwiches with twice the meat and cheese for $5.99, low-carb lettuce wraps, and the J.J. Gargantuan for $7.99. lone cheese, capicola, lettuce, tomato, onion, and a special vinaigrette. Brenda ordered a large kosher dill pickle with her sandwich for only $1.25. She couldn’t finish it and took a sizable portion home. To finish the meal, three of my friends tried the soft-baked chocolate chip cookies and pronounced them delicious. Don’t forget to try the oatmeal raisin also. The charge is $1.50 per cookie, and they’re big enough to split. So what’s not to like at this eatery? We really had no complaints about the food, the service, or the attitude of the staff who we found warm and welcoming. One member of our party did point out that an employee nearby was cleaning the sometimes witty, sometimes wise posters on the wall with a dirty duster. However, the restaurant boasted a 96 Health Department rating, so it’s hard to judge something like this on one visit. For myself, I have to admire the entrepreneurial skills of the 19-year-old Illinois teen who started this venture in 1983. More than 1,600 restaurants 30 years later spell huge culinary success. By the way, if you don’t live near Southeast Huntsville, you can also find Jimmy John’s in Madison and Decatur. This location is “the youngest baby” of the three, I’m told. Image courtesy of St. Paul and the Broken Bones. Les Misérables…Love Company! J ourney back to 19th Century France when Independent Musical Productions (IMP) brings Les Misérables to the Rocket City. The world-renowned musical marches across the Huntsville boards from Friday, October 4 through Saturday, October 19 on the Main Stage Theatre at Lee High School, 2500 Meridian Street, North. This marks the first-ever community theater production of the Complete Broadway Version of “Les Miz” in the Tennessee Valley area. Based on Victor Hugo’s epic tome, the story focuses on Jean Valjean (Jim Wood), an unjustly imprisoned ex-convict whose very existence assures lifelong conflict with Inspector Javert (David Caine), a by-the-book gendarme. However, he is set on a new moral path when he meets the Bishop of Digne (Col. Russell Leaphart), whose compassion and forgiveness compel him to leave his former life - if not Javert - behind and begin anew. Unfortunately, this places him in violation of his parole. Soon Valjean finds himself Mayor of Montreuil-sur-Mer and the owner of a local factory, where one of his employees, Fantine (Karen Young), is an unwed mother forced to leave her child Cosette (Maddie Johnson) in the “care” of the unscrupulous Monsieur (Jim Zieliński) and Madame (Enzie Willet) Thénardier. Their preference for their own daughter, Éponine (Shelby Waggoner), is made only too plain and Cosette is lucky to be rescued by Valjean, who takes on the role of adoptive father. Years pass, and he and a grown-up Cosette (Juliana Carter) have carved out a new life for themselves. The Thénardier family, including Éponine (Jenny Stricklin-Mahan), resurfaces. More forebodingly, the dogged Javert reenters the picture, as well. Éponine has developed an unrequited love for Marius (Breck Robinson), a young student who, along with his compatriots, which include fellow scholar Enjolras (Scott Allman) and a patriotic young boy named Gavroche (Joey Smith), are soon embroiled in planning what would become the Paris Student Uprising of 1832. As Éponine pines, however, it is Cosette who catches the eye of our fair hero. The double-edged sword that is life hangs over Valjean, a fact greatly underscored by the impending warfare, the burgeoning love triangle, the dogged determination of Javert, and his identification by the family Thénardier. The resolution of the story is brought about by devices comprising four parts Heaven, one part fate, two parts luck, blended with the upheaval and reclamation of ideals and swirled in Hugo’s own particular irony. 4 by Maureen Drost The following day I invited several hungry friends to join me for lunch. All four enjoyed their hearty subs with Jayne commenting on just how fresh the bread tasted. Emily ordered the Totally Tuna on wheat which I’d tried the day before, Brenda and I opted for the vegetarian, and Chris went Italian with the Vito. That’s Jimmy John’s “original Italian sub” featuring Genoa salami, provo- Q: What do you hope to accomplish with Alabama Rising? A: I want to bring this interesting new Alabama music to Huntsville, and also help the Flying Monkey and Lowe Mill continue to grow and thrive. In my career, I’ve seen and worked a lot of great shows in a lot of great places and there’s something special about that little theatre on the 2nd Jimmy John’s Gourmet Sandwiches WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #100313102313 The opening gun of the 2013 – 2014 season, Les Miz is directed by the award-winning team of Vivienne Atkins and P.J. Sligting and musical director Barry Petty, with staging by Patrick Johnson. For the first time, IMP presents a show for THREE weekends, as follows: *Friday – Saturday, 4 – 5 October, Friday – Saturday, 11 – 12 October, and Thursday – Saturday, 17 – 19 October Evening Performances at 7:30 p.m. *Sunday, 6 & 13 October Matinée Performances at 2:30 p m. General Admission Tickets are: Adults – $25; Student/Senior/Military – $23; Children, 12 & Under – $15 and Group rates are available. Get yours by calling (256) 415-SHOW (7469), online at www.imphuntsville.org/tickets.php, or through members of the cast. Note that all online ticket purchases are subject to a $2.00 Convenience Fee. Doors open 30 (thirty) minutes prior to each performance and there is ample free parking available at the school. Note that IMP is partnering with downtown’s Amendment XXI to provide free trolley trips between the bar [123 North Side Square] and Lee High School for those who want to dine on the square before or after the performance. Call (256) 715-0131 and hop on board! Epic, grand, and uplifting, Les Miz is a modernday masterpiece whose powerful affirmation of the indomitable human spirit packs an emotional punch that has thrilled audiences all over the world. Huntsville audiences will soon feel just the same! VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 THE VALLEY PLANET Zee’s Rocket City bEAT Lowe Mills’ mill-wide El DdlM celebration on Friday, 1 November. by Jim Zieliński LAST-MINUTE ALERT: This Saturday? *Les Misérables *23rd Annual North Alabama Scottish Festival [9:00 a m. – 5:30 p.m.; Sharon Johnston Park; Coleman Road; (256) 837-9596; http://tennesseevalleyscottishsociety.org] *Cullman’s Oktoberfest Kickoff [Times Vary; City-Wide Celebration; 1-(800) 533-1258; www. cullmanoktoberfest.com; [email protected]] *11th Annual Fiesta [Noon – 8:00 p m.; Birmingham’s Linn Park, 710 20th Street North; (205) 410-8776; www.fiestahbc.com; dlovoykoch@ gmail.com] *Celebrate Nashville Cultural Festival [10:00 a m. – 6:00 p m.; Centennial Park; 2500 West End Avenue; (615) 955-0881; http://celebratenashville.org; [email protected]] In short, if you’re a fan of Haggis Rellenos or Wurst-stuffed Empanadas smothered in HP Sauce, now’s your chance to howl. …As for Les Miz, I only mention it because it concerns a loaf of bread. And we love bread. Good News - European Market Anastasia [(256) 882-7710; www.europeanmarketonline.com] is moving! To avoid the Wal-Mart Anschluss, the old store will close as the NEW one opens, midto-late-October, at 2745 Bob Wallace Avenue SW [Westcorp Boulevard, SW between Triana Boulevard & First Avenue], behind Beltone. More Good News - For those craving a hint of Día de los Muertos, Happy Tummy [Lowe Mill First Floor, 2211 Seminole Drive, SW; (256) 3488132; www mmmhappytummy.com] is offering Sugar Skulls. Expect them to run out quickly! Prices are $5 per, for sale all week leading up to Caveat: Calaveras de Azúcar are NOT for devouring, but for décor. It’s been years since Catherine Shearer made them and she’s reviving them for the fun of it. Expect HT to feature a Mexicaninspired special…and maybe a matching dessert and drink. Tasia Never Stops: As she prepares her Saturday, 12 October Grand Opening for the new Belle Chèvre [11:00 a m. – 4:00 p m.; 26910 Bethel Road; (256) 732-3577/(800) 735-2238; www. bellechèvre.com; tasia@bellechèvre.com] creamery - a transmogrified, 8,000-square-foot cotton warehouse behind the BC Cheese Shop/Tasting Room in nearby Elkmont - La Malakasis has actually raked in another award, if by proxy. Celluloid proxy, that is: “Tasia and the Cheese Revolution,” Becky Beamer’s nine-minute short, premièred at Birmingham’s 15th Annual Sidewalk Film Festival and promptly won the Alan Hunter “Best Alabama Film” award…a harbinger of good times. (We now continue with Part II of Tina’s Film Festival Chronicles, in which Tina finds herself at DragonCon.) round the time me and my Traveling Companion’s short film (“The Robbery,” you can find it at TinaLeach. com) was accepted in the Sidewalk Film Festival in Birmingham (see last issue), it was also accepted in the DragonCon Film Festival. A DragonCon is a yearly scifi/comic book/geek culture convention that takes place on Labor Day weekend in Atlanta. It boasted roughly 57,000 people in attendance this year (in addition to the normal Atlanta hustle and bustle. Seriously, there were so many people in Atlanta that weekend, I would have easily believed that there were at least 2 royal weddings and the annual meeting of People Who Like to Stand in Lines.) There are a ton of things to do. Lots of panels hosted by celebrities. We tried to go to a Rifftrax panel but it was full. That happens a lot. There are a lot of lines (I’m thinking the People Who Like to Stand in Lines meetings must spill over into DragonCon). We did attend a Ghosthunt- THE VALLEY PLANET Day Trips: If you, your family, or your friends were part of Fayetteville’s Elk Cotton Mill Village, you’ll want to head to the 21st Family Homecoming/Reunion [Fayetteville Recreations Center; 1203 Winchester Highway (Highway 63 East] on Sunday, 13 October. Along with buffet by Angie’s Catering, it offers singing, storytelling, a “Walk Down Memory Lane,” and general socializing. Those dining with us are also eligible to draw for door prizes. It’s pretty common to find a big ol’ Country Ham amongst the possible wins. Just sayin.’ In celebration of said move, BC is hosting a “Southern Reinvention” Weekend [http://southernreinvention.com/], a one-of-a-kind soirée spotlighting Southern artisans “at the forefront of the movement to reinvent the South’s future, focusing on tradition and handicraft.” Your $5 ticket includes classes by historians, soap-makers, cotton farmers, and Tasia. Expect Jim ‘N Nicks BBQ for lunching purposes and at 3:00, singing by southern-style rocker Donica Knight (“equal parts of soul and sass”). While on the subject…ahem…Boo! Food Network’s “Halloween Wars” begin Sunday, 6 October. I typically hate food competitions, but this one’s…different. Speaking of which, expect Halloween references, further info on Lowe Mill’s DdlM Celebration, and an update on European Market’s new digs in Zee’s Rocket City bEAT, next ish! So, be there and congratulate the lady in person. Over cheese. Or to paraphrase Hrundi V. Bakshi, “Goatie Num Nums.” Something Useful This Way Comes: The Küchen-Hexe tells us keeping Marshmallows in your Brown Sugar will keep it from clumping. Who knew? I also plan to review Belle Chèvre, its cheese, and its cheese products. Many of you who attend local theatre and dance productions may wish to join the “People Who It was great fun. Our plan was to win the film festival and set off a chain reaction that led to the movie rights being bought by Tim Burton, who would immediately make an even more whimsical version of my mime story, and would cast Helena Bonham Carter in my role and probably Johnny Depp as the mime leader, making us all members of a best friends gang, with me as Tim Burton’s script writer for future endeavors. That didn’t happen, but we did get nominated for Best Comedy, which means we were in the top three. Regardless, Tim Burton call me. Here Be Dragons For YOUR invitation, e-mail wingsawards@ gmail.com or call (256) 539-3379 today! Reservations must be sent back postmarked by Friday, October 18. After that date, only Program-Only reservations can be taken. BC’s new creamery replaces their old, cramped, rented haunts, boosting production and then some: the new epicenter will offer a cooking school, classrooms, loading dock, and onsite cheese-making; daily guided/self-guided tours/ tastings; and, as Tasia describes it, “a cool place to hang out. “ ers one. And we saw a comedy show that had Bill Corbett (MST3K) and Adam Savage (Mythbusters) doing stand-up. by Tina Leach Bring You Art” at the 21st Annual Wings Awards Banquet, Wednesday, October 30, or Halloween ‘Een. In the VBC’s North Hall 3, you’ll enjoy Prime Rib, Prosciutto-wrapped Chicken Breast Stuffed w/Gouda, Pasta Pomodoro (Vegetarian), or a TBD Vegan option. Join us for din-din and the ceremony, hosted by some local media icons and highlighted by selections from the 2012-13 Season. With this being my first DragonCon in 11 years (back when there were only 2 host hotels instead of 5 and waaaaay less people), and my Traveling Companion’s first DragonCon ever, we totally screwed up, did everything wrong, missed a lot, and still managed to have a great weekend. I made notes of the things I learned, which I will now give to you, my loyal reader (or person who randomly flipped to this page): 1. Coordinate and make time with friends – Seriously, there are 57,000 people there. If you want to see your friends, plan ahead. Find a meeting place. Four Square doesn’t count. Even if you’re at the same hotel, there’s a good chance you will never see each other. 2. Get as close to downtown Atlanta as possible - When we found out the movie was #100313102313 accepted, we had barely a month to find a hotel. Guess what? All the nearby hotels were full. Book early. Two of the five host hotels (Regency Hyatt, Marriott Marquis, Hilton, Sheraton, Westin) are already booked up for 2014 and 2 others I believe will go on sale in October (check DragonCon.org for hotel information, including codes to get discounted rooms in the DragonCon block). Downtown parking gets costly. You also have the option for Marta. If you are near the Marta line, it will take you right to the heart of it. 3. Bring some cool costumes – Cosplay is serious business at DragonCon. Most of the people are in costume. It’s fun. Just remember, you are still in Atlanta in the summer. And there is walking involved. So plan accordingly and stay cool. 4. Learn where you’re going – This is a no brainer, but I still found myself walking around downtown Atlanta not knowing where I was. 5. Keep peanuts in your purse at all times – Okay, this one is just for me, because all that walking and heat and eating different foods at different times just made my sugar levels plummet. Had I carried peanuts, I’d have been fine. If you’re hypoglycemic, carry peanuts. In addition to celebrities, merchant tables, panels, and all that, there’s also a film festival, which is the reason I was there. It was great seeing all the short films that were technically our competition, but really, just getting accepted to the festival was an honor. The fact that the crowd loved it and reacted better than expected, that was just icing on the cake. Note: There are no actual dragons at DragonCon. I just wanted to make that clear. I’d hate to start a panic. VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 5 ReLit: Smokin’ Good Reads Worth a ReKindle Dr. Anarcho’s Rx for Old Stuff That Don’t Suck: “I Robot” (legacy edition) by Alan Parsons. lways an Edgar Allan Poe fan, I was hooked on Alan Parson’s first LP, “Tales of Mystery and Imagination,” on which he took Poe’s poetry and set it to music so eerie, dark and brooding that Edgar Allan himself would approve. His second release, another concept album, “I Robot” was released and my opinion grew even higher. A Now, a 35th Anniversary ‘Legacy’ edition of the Alan Parsons Project 1977 concept album “I Robot,” was issued on 17 September 2013. All things old become new again. The set features a remastered version of the album on disc one, with a bonus disc containing 14 additional tracks, nine of which are previously unreleased. I love the “behind the scenes” glimpse into how the album was created, mastered and mixed. Alan Parsons has personally overseen this project with Sally Woolfson (daughter of Eric Woolfson, manager, sometimes singer, and co-founder of the Alan Parsons Project). Alan Parsons is an English audio engineer’s engineer, musician, and record producer. He was involved with the production of several significant albums, including The Beatles’ “Abbey Road” and “Let It Be,” as well as the Pink Floyd’s immortal “The Dark Side of the Moon” for which Pink Floyd credited him as an important contributor. Parsons was known to have swapped shifts during the engineering of “The Dark Side of the Moon” so he could work entirely on the project. His efforts earned his first Grammy nomination. Wikipedia’s bio of Parsons says, in part, “In October 1967, at the age of 18, Parsons went to work as an assistant engineer at Abbey Road Studios, where he earned his first credit on the LP Abbey Road. He became a regular there, engineering such projects as Paul McCartney’s “Wild Life” and “Red Rose Speedway,” and five albums by The Hollies. LOCAL ORBIT by Kallie Ingle Kirk I ’ve known these guys for about 5 years now and they were one of the first local bands I got to know and love. They’ve got some big news to share and I know of no better way for everyone to hear it than in the Valley Planet. I’m the one who gets to bring it to you (in their words with their story) and for that, I’m feeling pretty special. We conducted our interview via email to make it as convenient as possible for everyone. Anthony and Wes, as the band’s original members, responded with a wealth of information about who Local Orbit is and how they got there, where they want to go and what we all have to look forward to. The name… Local Orbit came about as a bit of a “name of necessity,” if you will. Back in my senior year of college at UAH, the original drummer and Anthony had been brainstorming names and were having no luck. When we asked ourselves what we were doing, we decided we were a local rock band in the Rocket City so the best way to sum it up would be Local Orbit. How did all of you meet? I met Anthony in the parking lot of a gas station. I found an ad on The Toe (no longer in existence), 6 He was known for doing more than what would normally be considered the scope of a recording engineer’s duties. He considered himself to be a recording director, likening his contribution to recordings to what Stanley Kubrick contributed to film. This is apparent in his work with Al Stewart’s “Year of the Cat”, where Parsons added the saxophone part and transformed the original folk concept into the jazz-influenced ballad that put Al Stewart onto the charts. It is also heard in Parsons’ influence on the Hollies’ “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother” and “The Air That I Breathe”, sharp departures from their popular 1960s hits “Stay”, “Just One Look”, “Stop! Stop! Stop!” or “Bus Stop”. Disc: 1 1. I Robot 2. I Wouldn’t t Want To Be Like You 3. Some Other Time 4. Breakdown 5. Don’t Let It Show 6. The Voice 7. Nucleus 8. Day After Day (The Show Must Go On) 9. Total Eclipse 10. Genesis Ch1 v32 – “On the Occasion of My Last Afternoon” by Kaye Gibbons. E veryone who read and enjoyed Charles Frazier’s mesmerizing prose and great storytelling in “Cold Mountain” should consider reading On the Occasion of My Last Afternoon, the poetically charged fictional reminiscences of Emma Garnet Tate Lowell, circa 1842-1900. For one thing, it was Frazier’s already-published friend Gibbons who, with Frazier’s wife’s connivance, pried Cold Mountain from his grip and got it into publishers’ hands. I thank her for that. In OTOOMLA an extraordinary woman recalls a nation’s bloodiest epoch and a magnificent life forged in its fires. The San Francisco Chronicle review says… “Margaret Mitchell’s blunderbuss epic (GWTW) can’t hold a sweet potato candle to the vivid pages” of Gibbon’s work. Amazon Books review: “beyond their Civil War setting - a first for Gibbons, who’s noted for 20th century tales - the two books share resonant Southern literary accents, characters with similarly obstinate responses to enormous grief, and a shivery sense of history’s stark shadow falling across everyday events. Oprah Winfrey twice recommended Gibbons’ fiction and Walker Percy compared her to Faulkner. Oprah probably liked Gibbons’s heroines for their plucky refusal to buckle under oppression - a trait shared by Gibbons herself, who triumphed over the manic-depressive illness that drove her mother to suicide.” Frankly, I prefer Gibbons to Faulkner. She does not obfuscate her stories with 200 word sentences. In writing, simple is often better and is harder to write. “Gibbon’s heroine, Emma, shivers under the tyranny of her plantation daddy, Mr. Tate, who slits the throat of a slave who talks back to him and just might do the same to his half-dozen children. There is no enormity of which he is incapable, this bellowing Simon Legree with an autodidact’s education and a self-made man’s bottomless urge to rise above his raising. He is, as he might have thunderingly put it, “a pluperfect son of Satan.” Only Clarice can fight Samuel Tate to a verbal draw and prevent slave uprisings on the eve of the war. Clarice helps save Emma, as does Emma’s impeccable swain Dr. Quincy Lowell, who sweeps in like a cool Boston breeze to dispel the dismal tidewater miasma.” Disc: 2 1. U.S Radio Commercial for I Robot 2. Boules (I Robot Experiment) 3. Hilary Western Soprano Vocal Rehearsal 4. Extract 1 from The Alan Parsons Project Audio Guide 5. Extract 2 from The Alan Parsons Project Audio Guide 6. I Wouldn’t Want To Be Like You (Backing Track Rough) 7. Some Other Time – Complete vocal by Jaki Whitren 8. Breakdown (Early demo of backing riff) 9. Extract 3 from The Alan Parsons Project Audio Guide 10. Breakdown – The Choir 11. Don’t Let It Show Demo 12. Day After Day (Early Stage Rough Mix) 13. Genesis Ch. 1 V. 32 – Choir Session 14. The Naked Robot Amid the carnage there is a love story. an online message board for musicians and they happened to be at practice when I called so we met up at the nearby Big Apple Gas station. They were all in polos and khakis and I showed up with cut-off Jincos and a blue mohawk but they led the way to the practice spot. I was hooked after the first few songs. Tell me about the most fun you had at a show. Anthony: We specialize in fun so there are so many moments to choose from. From the awkward rants and banter between Wes and myself on stage to the absolutely crazy things the guys have let me pull off when it comes to costume shows and comedy skits, my hope is to always have something fun up my sleeve for the people who attend our shows. The most fun moment has to go to the Super Power Social that we put on at Olivia’s back in 2010. It was our first show with Scott as our lead guitarist and it was such a well received night and so many people showed up in costumes and we had such a blast. Who does the songwriting? Local Orbit is set up to be a team effort. We all kind of add our ideas. Who/what inspires you? The band is a bit brash and political in ways so themes of social commentary often find their way into my writings. But there’s a pretty big original catalog attached to the band and there are songs about everything. That’s the great thing about having a band where everyone contributes equally. Tell me about the best show you ever played. You know Kallie, you have been along the ride for so many good times with this band that I should be asking you! There are honestly so many cool things about being in a band and my advice to everyone on the planet is go join one because the times you have in one are definitely times for the history books. Some of my favorite moments on stage have been either at Crossroads (when it was downtown) or over at Voodoo or Coppertop. Those places always have such amazing crowds and that what you want as a performer. My all time favorite moment has to be the time Crossroads let me go crazy for Halloween. WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #100313102313 This book is more than a great read, it’s a place and time you go live in. Review by Rick Thomason. mer of 2005. I’ve been in several bands starting since I was in high school. I played in Skull Murphy back in my home town in Richmond, VA and playing Blues with Dana Fletcher is what brought me to Huntsville. How would you define your genre? Doug there are not supposed to be any line spaces here but I couldn’t fix Favorite band(s)? I’m a child of the 90s so give me grunge or give me death. Pearl Jam. Nirvana. The Toadies. Shudder to Think. Radiohead. Jawbox. How long have you all been playing? Anthony: I’ve been writing music and playing guitar since about late 1994. We still play some of the songs I wrote in high school. That’s pretty cool / really weird sometimes. Wes: When I was 5 I looked up at my dad and said, “I wanna be a rocker”. My father asked me if I was serious and I responded with a resounding, “Yes!” He then told me to go learn piano. So my Mother bought a piano and I got started. I learned my first bass lines on an acoustic guitar at 12 years old. I’ve been playing in bands since 1996 and I’ve been in Local Orbit since the sum- VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 Anthony: I think we are a rock band that kind of leaves itself open to what kind of rock band it can be. I don’t ever want to be trapped in any type of box to what I can or can’t create. I have the urge to create so many different kinds of music. I don’t want a label. Wes: I try not to. What are your biggest obstacles in reaching your goal(s)? Anthony: I feel like I have succeeded in setting out to what I want from music. I get to create it with the people I want and how I want to. It’s pretty amazing and I feel pretty lucky to work with the people I get to work with. Wes: We have achieved what I want out of playing and creating music. I’ve never been more proud of anything than I am of this album we just finished. It moves me. It makes me want to pick up my bass and play along. A last note from Wes: Thanks to whoever reads this for caring enough to read it. Thanks to the people who have supported our music over the years. Thank you Huntsville for making me feel like a part of the music of this town and being generally awesome. Peace out. Catch Local Orbit live at Coppertop Dine ‘N Dive October 5th and check out their FB page Facebook.com/localorbitmusic to purchase their new CD. I promise, you will NOT be disappointed!! Local Orbit is: Anthony Nicholson: Vocals, Lead Guitar; Wesley Russell: Bass, Lead and backing vocals; Scott Hodges: Guitar, backing vocals; Nathan Guza: Drums THE VALLEY PLANET UNCHAINED MALADIES FREE WILL ASTROLOGY by Ricky Thomason I f you had to choose one book to read under a bridge, what would it be? October 3 -23, 2013 © Copyright 2013 Rob Brezsny The raggedy man slumped next to his mobile home, drink beside him, and read a book. I say “mobile home” because refrigerator boxes are easily moved from under one bridge to another. ARIES (March 21-April 19): Are you good at haggling? Do you maybe even enjoy the challenge of negotiating for a better price, of angling for a fairer deal? The coming week will be a favorable time to make extensive use of this skill. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you will thrive on having friendly arguments with just about everyone, from your buddies to your significant other to your mommy to God Herself. Everywhere you go, I encourage you to engage in lively discussions as you hammer out compromises that will serve you well. Be cheerful and adaptable and forceful. It was shortly after Memorial Day this year and reminded me of something I wrote several years ago after a drizzly winter’s day encounter. *** With rheumy-eyed deliberation, the much used man in the little used bookstore thumbed through abused books on the bargain shelf. The used man was killing time and time was killing him - faster than it does most. I became aware of him a few minutes earlier when I overheard obvious distress emanate from inside the bathroom - which was far too close to those bargain books I perused. I abandoned them immediately. When the used man emerged from the ‘loo, I concluded the ruckus was the sound of his successful defense against a vicious attack by the sink, soap and water. He did, however, bathe in the luxurious warmth of the musty store. Looking back, I am aware that we sometimes ignore or make light of things because they make us too uncomfortable to look at them for long. There is a danger that we might really see. There is that danger for some, but my growing cynicism makes me understand there are plenty who simply don’t care, are more apt to think the guy should have used his GI Bill benefits and attended college after Vietnam instead of partying it away. If he has a loose screw he can go to the VA hospital. After all, Americans do love to honor our heroes who serve. Somehow, the stirring words we hear every year on Memorial Day are belied by our actions. I have seen several soldiers have meals paid for in restaurants by appreciative civilians. I think it’s a nice gesture, but I also wonder how they might treat the young men after they are discharged, years down a PTSD’s dirty road. Back to the bookstore: Wearing his soiled cloak of invisibility, he looked through me also and turned to the bargain books. Wouldn’t you know it? Some of the well-used books bore dirty covers, insides smudged and torn, occasional pages and whole chapters missing, art imitating life, the meaning diminished, or lost completely, while the end of the story remains as certain as lonely death. It was a brief respite before the used man returned to the cold, wet streets. He chose a thick book and paid for it with small change. I could not see the book’s title, but I was curious. He chose so carefully. If you could carry only one book to read under a bridge, what would it be? I have this niggling feeling that some of you just lied and said, “The Bible.” I had the feeling that the used man bought the book to read, not just as an excuse to escape the elements and use the bathroom. The book might later have been transformed from entertainment to toilet paper, and later, tinder for a guttering fire, a sixty-cent trifecta. He clutched his bag, shuffled out and headed homeless, showered in the susurrus of spray from tires on wet pavement. Then it struck me to look at this deal from the viewpoint of the One-percent. I knew where he was headed. I should have followed the used man and counted the number of kids he abducted, robberies he committed, and saw if he met his daily quota of rapes and murders. How could I have been so blind? It was obvious to anyone that the used man bought that big used book for use as a weapon. The heft would deliver a blow almost equal to that of the Bible / cudgels wielded by far too many pseudo Christians. I should have called HPD. The bookstore owner ran no background check on this shady dude. He didn’t even ask for ID. Times are getting rough and are going to get rougher. What is your reaction when the homeless ask, “Will you help me?” Perhaps you don’t recognize him as the soldier whom you bought lunch some years ago. I do help sometimes, based on gut feelings. The used man at the used bookstore asked for nothing. If I had it to do over again, I’d buy him another book, some hot coffee, a burger, and a bottle of Mad Dog. There’s something perversely satisfying about being able to give a man complete happiness; make him King For A Day for twenty bucks. Besides that, you’d get a good story. And there’s always the “What if He was one of us,” and the “That which you didn’t do for the least of them...” angles. Can’t you just imagine a scruffy longhair come knocking for help at the doors of some of these opulent salvation insurance corporations only to be told, “Go away. We don’t know you.” And He says, “That’s for sure, and I’m telling Daddy.” THE VALLEY PLANET #100313102313 TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In David Markson’s experimental novel Wittgenstein’s Mistress, the protagonist fantasizes about the winter she lived at the Louvre Museum in Paris. She says that to keep warm she made big fires and burned some of the museum’s precious artifacts. I’m hoping you won’t do anything remotely resembling that mythic event in the coming week, Taurus. I understand that you may be going through a cold spell - a time when you’re longing for more heat and light. But I beg you not to sacrifice enduring beauty in order to ameliorate your temporary discomfort. This, too, shall pass. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “Don’t say you want love,” writes San Francisco author Stephen Sparks. “Say you want the morning light through a paint-flecked window; say you want a gust of wind scraping leaves along the pavement and hills rolling toward the sea; say you want to notice, in a tree you walk past every day, the ruins of a nest exposed as the leaves fall away; a slow afternoon of conversation in a shadowy bar; the smell of bread baking.” That’s exactly the oracle I want to give you, Gemini. In my opinion, you can’t afford to be generic or blank in your requests for love. You must be highly specific. You’ve got to ask for the exact feelings and experiences that will boost the intensity of your lust for life. (Here’s Sparks’ Tumblr page: invisiblestories.tumblr.com.) CANCER (June 21-July 22): “The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are stronger in the broken places,” wrote Cancerian writer Ernest Hemingway. By my estimation, my fellow Crabs, we are now entering a phase of our astrological cycle when we can make dramatic progress in healing the broken places in ourselves. But even better than that: As we deal dynamically with the touchy issues that caused our wounds, we will become stronger than we were before we got broken. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Let’s hope you have given deep thought to understanding who you are at this moment of your life. Let’s also hope that you have developed a clear vision of the person you would like to become in, say, three years. How do you feel about the gap between the current YOU and the future YOU? Does it oppress you? Does it motivate you? Maybe a little of both? I’ll offer you the perspective of actress Tracee Ellis Ross. “I am learning every day,” she told Uptown Magazine, “to allow the space between where I am and where I want to be to inspire me and not terrify me.” VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Do the words “purity” and “purify” have any useful purpose? Or have they been so twisted by religious fundamentalists and mocked by decadent cynics that they’re mostly just farcical? I propose that you take them seriously in the coming weeks. Give them your own spin. For instance, you could decide to purify yourself of petty attitudes and trivial desires that aren’t in alignment with your highest values. You might purify yourself of self-deceptions that have gotten you into trouble and purify yourself of resentments that have blocked your creative energy. At the very least, Virgo, cleanse your body with extra-healthy food, good sleep, massage, exercise, and sacred sex. VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I periodically hike alone into the serene hills north of San Francisco and perform a set of my songs for the birds, insects, squirrels, and trees. Recently I discovered that British comedian Milton Jones tried a similar experiment. He did his stand-up act for a herd of cows on a farm in Hertfordshire. I can’t speak for Jones’ motivations, but one of the reasons I do my nature shows is because they bring out my wild, innocent, generous spirit. Now is a good time for you to do something similar for yourself, Libra. What adventures can you undertake that will fully activate your wild, innocent, generous spirit? SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Are you anxious and agitated, afraid that you’re careening out of control? Is there a flustered voice in your head moaning, “Stop the insanity!”? Well, relax, dear Scorpio. I promise you that you no longer have to worry about going cray-cray. Why? Because you have already gone cray-cray, my friend. That is correct. You slipped over the threshold a few days ago, and have been living in Bonkersville ever since. And since you are obviously still alive and functioning, I think it’s obvious that the danger has passed. Here’s the new truth: If you surrender to the uproar, if you let it teach you all it has to teach you, you will find a lively and intriguing kind of peace. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): To give you the oracle that best matches your current astrological omens, I’ve borrowed from “Sweetness,” a poem by Stephen Dunn. I urge you to memorize it or write it on a piece of paper that you will carry around with you everywhere you go. Say Dunn’s words as if they were your own: “Often a sweetness comes / as if on loan, stays just long enough // to make sense of what it means to be alive, / then returns to its dark / source. As for me, I don’t care // where it’s been, or what bitter road / it’s traveled / to come so far, to taste so good.” CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In her book Teaching a Stone to Talk, Annie Dillard apologizes to God and Santa Claus and a nice but eccentric older woman named Miss White, whom she knew as a child. “I am sorry I ran from you,” she writes to them. “I am still running from that knowledge, that eye, that love from which there is no refuge. For you meant only love, and love, and I felt only fear, and pain.” Judging from your current astrological omens, Capricorn, I’d say that now would be a good time for you to do something similar: Take an inventory of the beauty and love and power you have sought to escape and may still be trying to avoid. You’re finally ready to stop running and embrace at least some of that good stuff. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The Dragon Lives Again is a 1977 film that tells the story of martial arts legend Bruce Lee fighting bad guys in the underworld. Among the villains he defeats are Dracula, James Bond, the Godfather, Clint Eastwood, and the Exorcist. I urge you to use this as inspiration, Aquarius. Create an imaginary movie in your mind’s eye. You’re the hero, of course. Give yourself a few superpowers, and assemble a cast of scoundrels from your past - anyone who has done you wrong. Then watch the epic tale unfold as you do with them what Bruce Lee did to Dracula and company. Yes, it’s only pretend. But you may be surprised at how much this helps you put your past behind you. Think of it as a purgative meditation that will free you to move in the direction of the best possible future. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): After studying the myths and stories of many cultures throughout history, Joseph Campbell arrived at a few conclusions about the nature of the human quest. Here’s one that’s apropos for you right now: “The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.” He came up with several variations on this idea, including this one: “The very cave you are afraid to enter turns out to be the source of what you are looking for.” I urge you to consider making this your operative hypothesis for the coming weeks, Pisces. Homework: Name ten personal possessions that you’d put in a time capsule to be dug up by your descendants in 500 years. Testify at Freewillastrology.com. WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 7 Thursday, October 3 AMERICAN LEGION POST 237, Karaoke BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Dave Anderson BISON’S (MADISON), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D BLUE PANTS BREWERY, 45 Surprise DIAMONDS (SEE AD PG.10), Bike Night w/ Travis Posey FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Karaoke FURNITURE FACTORY, Bike Night w/ Live Music GUADALAJARA (DECATUR), Karaoke w/ DJ Jammin Jeff HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HIGHWAY HAVEN, Karaoke HOPPER’S, Karaoke w/ DJ Tara HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Rick Taylor KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Dave Anderson KAMAMA GALLERY (MENTONE), Debbie Bond duo with Rick Asherson KNIGHT MOVES, Karaoke KNUCKELHEADS, Tim Cannon LONE GOOSE, Traci-Traci’s Acoustic Communion PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL, Three Days Grace SPORTS PAGE, 5ive O’clock Charlie THE BRICK (DECATUR), Jason Speegle THE DOCKS (SCOTTSBORO), Trey THE STATION, Live Music/DJ/ Karaoke THE STEM AND STEIN, Jonathan Laird VILLAGE PIZZA (DOWNTOWN ATHENS), Barry Kay VOODOO LOUNGE, Open Mic Friday, October 4 AMENDMENT XXI, DJ E-lyte AMERICAN LEGION POST 176, The Mersey Band AMERICAN LEGION POST 237, Karaoke BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Silverstreak BISHOP’S EAST SIDE, Blue Handel Band BLUE PANTS BREWERY, Robby Eichman BROKEN CLOCK GASTROPUB, Watters-Felts Project CD’S BAR AND GRILL (MADISON), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D COFFEETREE BOOKS & BREW (SEE AD PG.8), Showcase Performer COPPERTOP, Hall of the 2 Truths, Psycoholics, and Carcarphonus DIAMONDS (SEE AD PG.10), Black Label EL HERRADURA, Edgar FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Karaoke HARD DOCK CAFE (DECATUR), Chocolate Cracker HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HIGHWAY HAVEN, Karaoke HOPPER’S, DJ T-Bop HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, 5ive O’clock Charlie IMPROV, Furlough Fridays w/ Live Music KNIGHT MOVES, Whiskey Straight LEE ANN’S, Black Eyed Susan LISA’S LOUNGE, Karaoke LOWE MILL, Concert on the Dock w/ Loves It MAC’S SPORTSBAR AND STEAKHOUSE (ATHENS), Daniel Jones MOODY MONDAYS, Karaoke PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke w/ Lena / Diamond Dolls RUSH (DOWNSTAIRS), DJ Brandon Mac SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL, DJ Keibot and DJ Blin SPORTS PAGE, Steady Rollers THE BRICK (DECATUR), Natchez Trace THE BRICKHOUSE, Marge Loveday THE FOYER, Splitting Atoms THE STATION, Live Music/DJ/ Karaoke THE STEM AND STEIN, Seducing Alice VOODOO LOUNGE, Seducing Alice Saturday, October 5 11TH FRAME (MADISON), Soundtrust AMENDMENT XXI, DJ E-lyte AMERICAN LEGION POST 176, The Mersey Band/Karaoke AMERICAN LEGION POST 237, Karaoke BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Lisa Bustler 8 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #100313102313 VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 COFFEETREE BOOKS & BREW (SEE AD PG.8), Open Mic Night COPPERTOP, Local Orbit, Looksy, and Johnny and the Black Frames DIAMONDS (SEE AD PG.10), Bucked Up ELK’S LODGE, Karaoke FLYING MONKEY ARTS, The Great Book of John with Shaheed & DJ Supreme FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Square One Band FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (HUNTSVILLE), Tequila Falls HARD DOCK CAFE (DECATUR), Groove HIGHWAY HAVEN, Legend Band HOPPER’S, The Emily Joseph Band (Formerly w/ Rudy Mockabee) HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Stone Anderson IMPROV, Lindy Hop/Twickenham Jazz Orchestra KNIGHT MOVES, Karaoke LAS TROJAS, Edgar LEE ANN’S, Hot Rod Otis LISA’S LOUNGE, Karaoke MAC’S SPORTSBAR AND STEAKHOUSE (ATHENS), Trey Morgan and Matt Dog MOODY MONDAYS, Karaoke PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke w/ Lena / Diamond Dolls RUSH (DOWNSTAIRS), DJ Brandon Mac SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL, Trapt SPORTS PAGE, Blood River THE BRICK (DECATUR), Seducing Alice THE BRIDGE CAFÉ (GUNTERSVILLE), Tim Cannon THE STATION, Live Music/DJ/ Karaoke THE STEM AND STEIN, Tom Cavendar VOODOO LOUNGE, Kings Haze Sunday, October 6 FLYING MONKEY ARTS, The Living Deads FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Karaoke HOPPER’S, Karaoke w/ DJ Tara KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Sunday Blues Jam hosted by Freddy Earl and the Blues Mercenaries MELLOW MUSHROOM (DECATUR), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D VFW (DECATUR), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D VOODOO LOUNGE, Karaoke w/ DJ Brandon Mac Monday, October 7 BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Robby Eichman COPPERTOP, Karaoke with DJ Wes FURNITURE FACTORY, Open Jam SPORTS PAGE, Dave Anderson VOODOO LOUNGE, Open DJ Night Tuesday, October 8 BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Josh Allison BELOW THE RADAR, Matt Carroll FURNITURE FACTORY, Karaoke w/ Lou Walker HOPPER’S, Karaoke w/ DJ Tara KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Charlie Howell LISA’S LOUNGE, Bike Night w/ Thad Co. MAC’S SPORTSBAR (ATHENS), Karaoke w/ Blondie PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke SPORTS PAGE, Chelvis and the Bean THE STATION, Karaoke VOODOO LOUNGE, Dave Anderson Wednesday, October 9 3RD BASE GRILL, Tim Cannon BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Noel Webster COFFEETREE BOOKS & BREW (SEE AD PG.8), Songwriter’s Jam DAWGHOUSE (MADISON), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HOPPER’S, DJ T-Bop HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Reese IMPROV, Jazz Café and Poetry featuring Shelly & the Uptown Jazz Band KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Andrew Sharp KNIGHT MOVES, Bike Night LAS TROJAS, Edgar MUSIC cont. on pg. 9 THE VALLEY PLANET MUSIC cont. from pg. 8 LEE ANN’S, The Real Deal LISA’S LOUNGE, Karaoke MOODY MONDAYS, Karaoke PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Diamondettes w/ DJ Derek RUSH (UPSTAIRS), DJ Doc Roc SPORTSPAGE, Noel Webster THE FOYER, Open Mic THE STATION, Karaoke VILLAGE PIZZA (DOWNTOWN ATHENS), Grant and Charles Show VOODOO LOUNGE, Karaoke w/ Tongue Lash Thursday, October 10 AMERICAN LEGION POST 237, Karaoke BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Dave Anderson BISON’S (MADISON), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D BLUE PANTS BREWERY, The Coronation DIAMONDS (SEE AD PG.10), Bike Night w/ Jonathan & Tyler FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Karaoke FURNITURE FACTORY, Bike Night w/ Live Music GUADALAJARA (DECATUR), Karaoke w/ DJ Jammin Jeff HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HIGHWAY HAVEN, Karaoke HOPPER’S, Karaoke w/ DJ Tara HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Mississippi John Doude KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Dave Anderson KNIGHT MOVES, Karaoke LEE ANN’S, J.C. and D.J. B’s LONE GOOSE, Traci-Traci’s Acoustic Communion PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL, DJ Keibot and DJ Blin SPORTS PAGE, 5ive O’clock Charlie THE BRICK (DECATUR), Grey Cauthen THE DOCKS (SCOTTSBORO), Trey THE STATION, Live Music/DJ/ Karaoke VILLAGE PIZZA (DOWNTOWN ATHENS), Barry Kay VOODOO LOUNGE, Open Mic Friday, October 11 AMENDMENT XXI, DJ E-lyte AMERICAN LEGION POST 176, The Mersey Band AMERICAN LEGION POST 237, Karaoke BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Tangled String BLUE PANTS BREWERY, The Mad Hatters BROKEN CLOCK GASTROPUB, Marge Loveday CD’S BAR AND GRILL (MADISON), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D COFFEETREE BOOKS & BREW (SEE AD PG.8), Showcase Performer DIAMONDS (SEE AD PG.10), Don Ray Band EARTH FARE, Open Mic EL HERRADURA, Edgar EMMA’S TEA ROOM, Michelle Solari FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Karaoke FURNITURE FACTORY, Blue Handel Band HARD DOCK CAFE (DECATUR), Kozmic Mama HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HIGHWAY HAVEN, Karaoke HOPPER’S, Crush HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, 45 Surprise LEE ANN’S, Groove LISA’S LOUNGE, Karaoke LOWE MILL, Concert on the Dock w/Amy McCauley and Friends MAC’S SPORTSBAR (ATHENS), Matt Prater MOODY MONDAYS, Karaoke PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke w/ Lena / Diamond Dolls PRINCESS THEATRE, Riders In The Sky RUSH (DOWNSTAIRS), DJ Brandon Mac SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL, DJ Keibot and DJ Blin SPORTS PAGE, Slade Sovereign THE BRICK (DECATUR), Toy Shop THE BRIDGE CAFÉ (GUNTERSVILLE), Tim Cannon THE STATION, Live Music/DJ/ Karaoke VOODOO LOUNGE, Dawn Osborne MUSIC cont. on pg. 10 THE VALLEY PLANET #100313102313 Come join us for Food, Fun Friends, Music and Beer! at 3200 Leeman Ferry Rd. (Beer provided by Straight to Ale. $5 a pint.) The party starts at 6:00 on Oct. 12th. Lots of great Silent Auction items including original artwork and jewelry by some of the area’s leading artists. Auction closes at 9:00. You don’t have to be present to win. All proceeds go to help the animals. No More Homeless Pets is our Goal. www.SNAPonTap.com Sponsored by VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 y o Black Crowes Concert at VBC, Huntsville on 9/24/13. See more photos at valleyplanet.com. Photo by Todd Powers. WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 9 MUSIC cont. from pg. 9 Saturday, October 12 AMENDMENT XXI, DJ E-lyte AMERICAN LEGION POST 176, The Mersey Band/Karaoke AMERICAN LEGION POST 237, Karaoke BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Dave Anderson COFFEETREE BOOKS & BREW (SEE AD PG.8), Open Mic Night ELK’S LODGE, Karaoke FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Square One Band FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (HUNTSVILLE), Tequila Falls HARD DOCK CAFE (DECATUR), Mad Hatters HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HIGHWAY HAVEN, Legend Band HOPPER’S, Crush HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Bonnie Thompson KNIGHT MOVES, Karaoke LAS TROJAS, Edgar LEE ANN’S, Kozmic Mama LISA’S LOUNGE, Karaoke MAC’S SPORTSBAR (ATHENS), Daniel Jones MOODY MONDAYS, Karaoke PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, The Pride of Kings RUSH (DOWNSTAIRS), DJ Brandon Mac SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL, DJ Keibot and DJ Blin SPORTSPAGE, Kings Haze THE BRICK (DECATUR), Whiskey River THE BRICKHOUSE, Tim Cannon THE STATION, Live Music/DJ/ Karaoke VOODOO LOUNGE, Toy Shop Sunday, October 13 FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Karaoke HOPPER’S, Karaoke w/ DJ Tara KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Sunday Blues Jam hosted by Freddy Earl and the Blues Mercenaries MELLOW MUSHROOM (DECATUR), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D SPORTSPAGE, St. Jude’s Poker Run VFW (DECATUR), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D VOODOO LOUNGE, Karaoke w/ DJ Brandon Mac Monday, October 14 BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Robby Eichman COPPERTOP, Karaoke with DJ Wes FURNITURE FACTORY, Open Jam SPORTS PAGE, Dave Anderson VOODOO LOUNGE, Open DJ Night Tuesday, October 15 BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Josh Allison BELOW THE RADAR, Matt Carroll FURNITURE FACTORY, Karaoke w/ Lou Walker HOPPER’S, Karaoke w/ DJ Tara KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Marge Loveday LISA’S LOUNGE, Bike Night w/ Thad Co. MAC’S SPORTSBAR (ATHENS), Karaoke w/ Blondie PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke SPORTSPAGE, Chelvis and the Bean THE STATION, Karaoke VOODOO LOUNGE, Dave Anderson Wednesday, October 16 3RD BASE GRILL, Tim Cannon BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Microwave Dave COFFEETREE BOOKS & BREW (SEE AD PG.8), Songwriter’s Jam DAWGHOUSE (MADISON), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HOPPER’S, DJ T-Bop HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Josh Carples/ Mike Slaten IMPROV, Jazz Café and Poetry featuring Shelly & the Uptown Jazz Band KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Andrew Sharp KNIGHT MOVES, Bike Night LAS TROJAS, Edgar LEE ANN’S, Kozmic Mama LISA’S LOUNGE, Karaoke MOODY MONDAYS, Karaoke PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Diamondettes w/ DJ Derek RUSH (UPSTAIRS), DJ Doc Roc SPORTSPAGE, Gus Hergert THE FOYER, Open Mic THE STATION, Karaoke VILLAGE PIZZA (DOWNTOWN ATHENS), Grant and Charles Show VOODOO LOUNGE, Karaoke w/ Tongue Lash Thursday, October 17 AMERICAN LEGION POST 237, Karaoke BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Dave Anderson BISON’S (MADISON), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D BLUE PANTS BREWERY, Seducing Alice Acoustic Set DIAMONDS (SEE AD PG.10), Bike Night w/ Jeff & Amanda FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Karaoke FURNITURE FACTORY, Bike Night w/ Live Music GUADALAJARA (DECATUR), Karaoke w/ DJ Jammin Jeff HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HIGHWAY HAVEN, Karaoke HOPPER’S, Karaoke w/ DJ Tara HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Paul Edelman KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Dave Anderson KNIGHT MOVES, Karaoke KNUCKELHEADS, Blue Handel Band LEE ANN’S, Otherside LONE GOOSE, Traci-Traci’s Acoustic Communion PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL, DJ Keibot and DJ Blin SPORTS PAGE, 5ive O’clock Charlie STRAIGHT TO ALE, Brewjazz and Jam THE BRICK (DECATUR), Tim Cannon THE DOCKS (SCOTTSBORO), Trey THE STATION, Live Music/DJ/ Karaoke THE STEM AND STEIN, Alyssa Jaycee VOODOO LOUNGE, Open Mic Night Friday, October 18 AMENDMENT XXI, DJ E-lyte AMERICAN LEGION POST 176, The Mersey Band AMERICAN LEGION POST 237, Karaoke BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Marge Loveday BLUE PANTS BREWERY, Seducing Alice BROKEN CLOCK GASTROPUB, Point of Sizzle CD’S BAR AND GRILL (MADISON), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D COFFEETREE BOOKS & BREW (SEE AD PG.8), Showcase Performer 10 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #100313102313 VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 DIAMONDS (SEE AD PG.10), Travis Posey Band EL HERRADURA, Edgar FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Karaoke HARD DOCK CAFE (DECATUR), Black Eyed Susan HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HIGHWAY HAVEN, Karaoke HOPPER’S, Groove HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Chinese Connection IMPROV, Furlough Fridays w/ Live Music LEE ANN’S, UnderCover LISA’S LOUNGE, Karaoke LOWE MILL, Brotha Ric and the Chicken Bone Reunion MAC’S SPORTSBAR (ATHENS), Alton Thrasher MOODY MONDAYS, Karaoke PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke w/ Lena / Diamond Dolls RUSH (DOWNSTAIRS), DJ Brandon Mac SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL, DJ Keibot and DJ Blin SPORTS PAGE, Old Electric THE BRICK (DECATUR), Group 6 THE BRIDGE CAFÉ (GUNTERSVILLE), Tim Cannon THE STATION, 7’ Clearance/ DJ/ Live Music VOODOO LOUNGE, 5ive O’clock Charlie Saturday, October 19 AMENDMENT XXI, DJ E-lyte AMERICAN LEGION POST 176, The Mersey Band/Karaoke AMERICAN LEGION POST 237, Karaoke BANDITO BURRITO (MADISON), Blackbird BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Noel Webster BROKEN CLOCK GASTROPUB, Lamar Phillips/ Dakota Wright COFFEETREE BOOKS & BREW (SEE AD PG.8), Open Mic Night ELK’S LODGE, Karaoke FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Square One Band FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (HUNTSVILLE), Tequila Falls FURNITURE FACTORY, The John King Band HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HIGHWAY HAVEN, Legend Band HOPPER’S, Groove HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Festival Expression KNIGHT MOVES, Karaoke LAS TROJAS, Edgar LEE ANN’S, Big Daddy Kingfish LISA’S LOUNGE, Karaoke LONE GOOSE, Marge Loveday MOODY MONDAYS, Karaoke PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Ladies of Disillusion RUSH (DOWNSTAIRS), DJ Brandon Mac SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL, DJ Keibot and DJ Blin SPORTS PAGE, Pink Daisy Project STRAIGHT TO ALE, Music Has A Meaning Benefit THE BRICK (DECATUR), Chocolate Cracker THE STATION, Live Music/DJ/ Karaoke THE STEM AND STEIN, Tim Cannon VOODOO LOUNGE, Mississippi John Doude Sunday, October 20 FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Karaoke FURNITURE FACTORY, Open Jam HOPPER’S, Karaoke w/ DJ Tara KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Sunday Blues Jam hosted by Freddy Earl and the Blues Mercenaries SPORTSPAGE, Noel Webster VFW (DECATUR), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D VOODOO LOUNGE, Karaoke w/ DJ Brandon Mac Monday, October 21 BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Robby Eichman COPPERTOP, Karaoke with DJ Wes MELLOW MUSHROOM (DECATUR), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D SPORTSPAGE, Dave Anderson VOODOO LOUNGE, Open DJ Night Tuesday, October 22 BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Josh Allison BELOW THE RADAR, Matt Carroll FURNITURE FACTORY, Karaoke w/ Lou Walker MUSIC cont. on pg. 11 THE VALLEY PLANET MUSIC cont. from pg. 10 HOPPER’S, Karaoke w/ DJ Tara KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Charlie Howell LEE ANN’S, J.C. and D.J. B’s LISA’S LOUNGE, Bike Night w/ Thad Co. MAC’S SPORTSBAR (ATHENS), Karaoke w/ Blondie PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke SPORTS PAGE, Chelvis and the Bean THE STATION, Karaoke VOODOO LOUNGE, Dave Anderson Wednesday, October 23 3RD BASE GRILL, Tim Cannon BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Microwave Dave COFFEETREE BOOKS & BREW (SEE AD PG.8), Songwriter’s Jam DAWGHOUSE (MADISON), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HOPPER’S, DJ T-Bop HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Mike Roberts IMPROV, Jazz Café and Poetry featuring Shelly & the Uptown Jazz Band KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Andrew Sharp KNIGHT MOVES, Bike Night LAS TROJAS, Edgar LISA’S LOUNGE, Karaoke MOODY MONDAYS, Karaoke PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Diamondettes w/ DJ Derek RUSH (UPSTAIRS), DJ Doc Roc SPORTS PAGE, Marsha Morgan THE FOYER, Open Mic THE STATION, Karaoke VILLAGE PIZZA (DOWNTOWN ATHENS), Grant and Charles Show VOODOO LOUNGE, Karaoke w/ Tongue Lash Thursday, October 24 AMERICAN LEGION POST 237, Karaoke BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Dave Anderson BISON’S (MADISON), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D DIAMONDS (SEE AD PG.10), Bike Night w/ Shannon Hubbard FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Karaoke GUADALAJARA (DECATUR), Karaoke w/ DJ Jammin Jeff HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HIGHWAY HAVEN, Karaoke HOPPER’S, Karaoke w/ DJ Tara HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Writers Round KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Dave Anderson KNIGHT MOVES, Karaoke KNUCKELHEADS, Tim Cannon LEE ANN’S, Blue Handel Band LONE GOOSE, Traci-Traci’s Acoustic Communion PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke ROCK HOUSE EATERY (GUNTERSVILLE), Debbie Bond Trio SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL, DJ Keibot and DJ Blin SPORTS PAGE, 5ive O’clock Charlie THE BRICK (DECATUR), Josh Allison THE DOCKS (SCOTTSBORO), Trey THE STATION, Live Music/DJ/ Karaoke VILLAGE PIZZA (DOWNTOWN ATHENS), Barry Kay VOODOO LOUNGE, Open Mic Friday, October 25 AMENDMENT XXI, DJ E-lyte AMERICAN LEGION POST 176, The Mersey Band AMERICAN LEGION POST 237, Karaoke BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Scott Morgan BISHOP’S EAST SIDE, Hot Rod Otis BLUE PANTS BREWERY, Old Electric CD’S BAR AND GRILL (MADISON), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D COFFEETREE BOOKS & BREW (SEE AD PG.8), Showcase Performer DIAMONDS (SEE AD PG.10), Angry Native EL HERRADURA, Edgar EMMA’S TEA ROOM, Jordan Lee Herrera/ Randy Lee FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Karaoke HARD DOCK CAFE (DECATUR), 7’ Clearance HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HIGHWAY HAVEN, Karaoke HOPPER’S, The Breakers THE VALLEY PLANET HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Brotha Ric and the Chicken Bone Reunion IMPROV, Furlough Fridays w/ Live Music KNUCKELHEADS, Chopdaddy LEE ANN’S, Kozmic Mama LISA’S LOUNGE, Karaoke LOWE MILL, Concert on the Dock w/ Tangled String Band and Liquid Caravan MOODY MONDAYS, Karaoke PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke w/ Lena / Diamond Dolls RUSH (DOWNSTAIRS), DJ Brandon Mac SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL, DJ Keibot and DJ Blin SPORTS PAGE, Dizzytrip THE BRICK (DECATUR), Rollin in the Hay THE FOYER, Emma Klein/ Matt Morrow THE STATION, Black Eyed Susan/DJ/ Karaoke THE STEM AND STEIN, Jonathan Laird VOODOO LOUNGE, 45 Surprise Saturday, October 26 AMENDMENT XXI, DJ E-lyte AMERICAN LEGION POST 176, The Mersey Band/Karaoke AMERICAN LEGION POST 237, Karaoke BANDITO SOUTHSIDE, Bourbon & Shamrocks BRIDGESTREET, Emma Klein BROKEN CLOCK GASTROPUB, Marge Loveday COFFEETREE BOOKS & BREW (SEE AD PG.8), Open Mic Night DIAMONDS (SEE AD PG.10), Halloween Party w/ Spellbinder ELK’S LODGE, Karaoke FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Square One Band FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (HUNTSVILLE), Tequila Falls FURNITURE FACTORY, Crush HICKORY HOUSE, Karaoke HIGHWAY HAVEN, Legend Band HOPPER’S, The Breakers HUMPHREY’S BAR &GRILL, Johnny Neel KNIGHT MOVES, Karaoke LAS TROJAS, Edgar LEE ANN’S, Tom Cat and Bark the Dog LISA’S LOUNGE, Karaoke MOODY MONDAYS, Karaoke PARTNER’S BAR & GRILL, Karaoke w/ Lena / Diamond Dolls PLAMOR LANES, Kozmic Mama RUSH (DOWNSTAIRS), DJ Brandon Mac SAMMY T’S MUSIC HALL, DJ Keibot and DJ Blin SPORTS PAGE, Josh Hill STRAIGHT TO ALE, Walker Street Opry Band THE BRICK (DECATUR), Black Label THE STATION, Live Music/DJ/ Karaoke THE STEM AND STEIN, Alyssa Jaycee Sunday, October 27 FRATERNAL ORDER OF EAGLES (DECATUR), Karaoke HOPPER’S, Karaoke w/ DJ Tara KAFFEEKLATSCH BAR, Sunday Blues Jam hosted by Freddy Earl and the Blues Mercenaries SPORTSPAGE, Gus Hergert VFW (DECATUR), Karaoke w/ HitMaster D VOODOO LOUNGE, Karaoke w/ DJ Brandon Mac THE END! #100313102313 VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 11 REGIONAL CONCERTS ATLANTA October 4, Brian Wilson & Jeff Beck, Chastain Park Amphitheatre October 8, fun. Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre October 12, Kid Cudi, Masquerade October 13, Dwight Yoakham, Buckhead Theatre October 15, Aaron Carter, Buckhead Theatre October 17, Atlas Genius, Centre Stage Theatre October 17, Hunter Hays, Fox Theatre Atlanta October 19, Rod Stewart, Phillips Arena October 26, Selena Gomez, Phillips Arena October 26, Sister Hazel, Centre Stage Theatre BIRMINGHAM October 10, America’s Got Talent, BJCC Concert Hall October 12, Chris Tomlin and Louie Giglio, BJCC Arena October 12, Tailgate for a Reason, Oak Mountain Amphitheatre HUNTSVILLE October 4, Jim Parker’s Songwriters Showcase, VBC Playhouse October 6, Tracy Lawrence, VBC Arena October 11, Rascal Flatts and The Band Perry, VBC Arena October 12, Brian Regan, VBC Concert Hall October 19, Don Williams, VBC Concert Hall October 23, John Fogerty, VBC Arena MEMPHIS October 4, K97 Power Bash Featuring Chris Brown, Fed Ex Forum October 8, The Lumineers, Mud Island Amphitheatre October 11, America’s Got Talent, Orpheum Theatre October 14, The Eagles, Fed Ex Forum October 24, Jason Aldean, Fed Ex Forum October 26, Prairie Home Companion, Orpheum Theatre NASHVILLE October 2, Jack Johnson, Ryman Auditorium October 7, Vampire Weekend, Ryman Auditorium October 12-14, The Lumineers, Ryman Auditorium October 13, Kid Cudi w/ Big Sean & Logic, Bridgestone Arena October 16, The Eagles, Bridgestone Arena October 18, Luke Bryan Florida Georgia Line, Thompson Square, Bridgestone Arena October 18 – 19 Hunter Hays, Ryman Auditorium October 19, Luke Bryan, Dierks Bentley, Bridgestone Arena October 20, Air Supply, Wildhorse Saloon October 22, Nine Inch Nail, Godspeed You and Black Emperor, Bridgestone Arena October 23, Michael Buble’, Bridgestone Arena October 25, Selena Gomez, Bridgestone Arena TUSCALOOSA October 6, R. Kelly, Tuscaloosa Amphitheatre October 9, The Lumineers, Tuscaloosa Amphitheatre October 10, Rascal Flats and The Band Perry, Tuscaloosa Amphitheatre October 17, The Beach Boys, Tuscaloosa Amphitheatre October 24, Willie Nelson, Tuscaloosa Amphitheatre 12 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #100313102313 VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 THE VALLEY PLANET CALENDAR OF EVENTS Thursday, October 3 Tate Farms Cotton Pickin’ Pumpkins, located at 8414 – A Moores Mill Road in Meridianville is now open through October 31st. There is an admission charge. 256-828-8288. The Mountain Valley Arts Council will have the exhibit the Art of Dianne Rains Barnett and the Art of Ed Williams on display now through November 30th. 256-571-7199. Lyons Family Farms is now open for pumpkin picking season. It is located at 130 Beleview Road, Taft TN. It is open Wednesday – Sunday. www.lyonfamilyfarms.com The Carnegie Visual Arts Center will have the exhibit the Earth Vessels: Works of Clay. It will feature works by Alabama artists Steve Loucks, Larry Percy, and Guadalupe Robinson. 256-341-0562. 31st. The Wade Warton Exhibit is also open now. www.hsbbg.org. The Mircea Lacatus Exhibit, the Sallie Estes & Maria West Exhibit, the Lenore Corey Show Exhibit are on display at Lowe Mill. Admission is free. www.lowemill.net. Nativity Green Street Market will be every Thursday at 4pm, on the corner of Green Street and Eustis Street through October. The Scarecrow Trail & Enchanted Forest will be at the Huntsville Botanical Gardens through October. This year’s theme for scarecrows & hay bale art is television shows. www.hsvbg.org. October 3 – 7 Discover life-size replicas of Columbus’s ships the Pinta & the Maria at Ditto Landing daily from 9am – 6pm. 787-672-2152. October 3 – 6 The Whole Backstage in Guntersville will have the play, Mister Roberts at 1120 Gunter Avenue. www.wholebackstage.com, 256-582-7469. Friday, October 4 The Veterans of America Night will be every Friday night at Knuckleheads in Madison from 6 – 10pm. The AVOCrew presents The Ultimate Friday Night AAMU Homecoming Experience with Fifteen in the Omega Multipurpose Center at 181 Import Circle. Doors open at 10pm. 256-721-1600. Art with a Twist will be at the Huntsville Museum of Art from 5:30 – 8:30pm. www.hsvmuseum.org. The Red String Wayang Theatre “Struggle for Justice” (an hour long puppet show), will be from 8 – 9pm. Admission is $8. It will be in the Flying Monkey Theatre. www.flyingmonkeyarts.org. The Village of Promise will have Marian Wright Edelman, the founder of the Children’s Defense Fund and an Early Social Activist with a Special Focus on Children, to Huntsville. It will be at the VBC. Duos and Solos Square Dance Club will be offering lessons to couples and singles every Thursday at the Tom Bevill Enrichment Center, 115 Main Street W in Rainsville, AL. Classes will be from 6:30 – 9 pm. www.duosandsolos.com. There will be a Camp Out in the Garden from 5pm until 8am Saturday at the Huntsville Botanical Gardens. Please bring your own sleeping bags, tents & flashlights. www.hsvbg.org. The Libra Pink Passion Party will be at the Atrium at Main Street South and is presented by KeLaChe’ Marketing. http://huntsvilleurbannetwork.com. Pickin’ & Grinnin’ will be in Ardmore every Thursday night at 6:30pm at the Ardmore TN Annex Building. 256-423-7588. The Friday Night Artist Market will be from 5 – 8pm at the Flying Monkey Arts. Admission is free. There will be art, jewelry, vintage clothing, and much more. Free. www.flyingmonkeyarts.org. Paul Barrere and Fred Tackett will be at Merrimack Hall Performing Arts at 7:30pm. www.merrimackhall.com, 256-534-6455. Sips & Sounds will be at Nichols Arbor at the Huntsville Botanical Gardens every Thursday through November 7th from 6 – 8pm. Each event will feature a wine tasting with entertainment. www.hsvbg.org. The Huntsville Museum of Art will have the exhibit People Places and Things through October 13, 2013. www.hsvmuseum.org. The Giant Garden Little Me Exhibit will be at the Huntsville Botanical Gardens through December THE VALLEY PLANET The Way We Worked Smithsonian Exhibit will be at the Museum on Main Street in Red Bay, AL on exhibit now through October 25th. Lowe Mill will have a class, 3D Composition with Mircea Lacatus (clay or stone), from 6 – 8pm. The admission is $300. The class will meet every Thursday October 3rd – November 21st. www.lowemill.net. The Wild and Scenic Film Festival will be at the Flying Monkey Theatre from 6 – 9pm. Admission is $10. There is a student discount for $5, and children under 12 get in free. www.AlabmaRivers.org/events/wildandscenic. #100313102313 There will be a Comic science Improv, Acting Up, at The Academy of Dramatic Arts, located at 8402 Whitesburg Drive. It will be at 7pm. 256-6557540. The 15th Annual Terror in Trenton, presented by The Evil House of Horrors, will be open every weekend in October and October 31st and November 1st. It will be at the Valley 2 Volunteer Fire Department, 70 County Road 252, Trenton, AL. The cost is $15 per person. There will be a Madison Ghost Walk starting at Bandito Burrito in Madison at 6pm. There is an admission charge. 256-509-3940. VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 Jim Parker’s Songwriters Series will be at the VBC Playhouse at 6:30pm. It will feature “Grammy Man” Gary Nicholson, Seller Pam Rose, Colin Linden and special guest Luke Nicholson. www. JimParkerMusic.com. Asperger Connection presents the 4th Annual Poker Run Motorcycle Ride, a fundraiser benefiting young adults in North Alabama with High Functioning Autism and Asperger Syndrome. The event begins at 11am at Diamonds Sports Bar and ends at Diamonds. www.aspergerconnection. org, [email protected]. The Symphony Classical Series: McDuffie Plays Bernstein will be at the VBC Concert Hall at 7:30pm. 256-539-4818. Monkey Speak will be at the Flying Monkey from 8-11pm. Admission is $5. It is an open-mic night, an open stage for anyone to read perform or improvise poetry drama or prose or any variation of the spoken word. No experience is necessary. Mature audiences only. www.flyingmonkeyarts.org. October 4 – 5 The Play: Bloodless: The Lizzie Borden Mystery will be at the Historic Lowry House Friday at 7pm and Saturday at 2:30pm. 256-489-9200. The 47th Annual Fiddlers Convention will be this weekend in downtown Athens. www.athens.edu/fiddler. October 4 – 6 Independent Musical Productions presents Les Misérables at Lee High’s Main Stage Theater, 2500 Meridian Street. Performance times will be Friday and Saturday at 7:30pm and Sunday at 2:30pm. Tickets are $25 for Adults and Students/ Senior/Military $23, Children under 12 $15 www.imphuntsville.org. (See ad pg.12) Saturday, October 5 The Madison City Farmers Market will be from 8am until noon at 1282 Hughes Road in Madison, Alabama. It will be every Saturday. 256-656-7841. Wheeler National Refuge Celebrates the 75th Anniversary from 9 am until 5pm. It will be a day events cont. on pg. 14 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 13 events cont. from pg. 13 filled with nature hikes, programs, and games. www.friendsofwheelerrefuge.org. A New Leash on Life will have dogs and cats available for adoption every Saturday from 12 – 4pm at Pet Smart on Carl T. Jones. www.anewleash.org. There will be a Free Fall Walking Tour in 5pts beginning at Maple Hill Cemetery at 10am. There will be a Planetarium Show every Saturday night at 7:30pm at the Planetarium. www.vbas.org. The eighth season of the Metropolitan Opera’s Peabody and Emmy Award-winning series The Met: will be live in HD at Regal’s Hollywood 18. The broadcast of Tchaikovsky’s Eugene Onegin will be presented live at 11:55am followed by an encore presentation on October 9th at 6:30pm. The Artist Market will be from 12 – 4pm. Admission is free. There will be art, jewelry, vintage clothing, and much more. It will be at the Flying Monkey Arts and will be every Saturday. www.flyingmonkeyarts.org. The Huntsville Ghost Walk will be tonight at 6pm leaving from Harrison Brothers Hardware in downtown Huntsville. It will be every Saturday through October. There will also be a Ghost Trolley Tour starting at 6pm. 256-509-3940. There will be a Contra Dance in the gym of Faith Presbyterian Church at the corner of Airport and Whitesburg Drive. There will be live music by Whistlin’ Rufus and calling by Doug Singleton. It is from 7:30pm until 10:30pm. Lessons begin at 7pm. Admission is $7 and $4 for students. Children under 12 are free. 256-837-0656, www.secontra.com/NACDS.html. The Alabama A&M Homecoming Game vs. Mississippi Valley State will be at Louis Crews Stadium at 1pm. The Madison Street Festival will be on Main Street in Madison. There will be a Kids Zone, Live Music, a Car Show, Birds of Prey Show, and street performers at every corner. It will be from 8:30am until 4pm. Free. There will be a Free Five Points Historic District Walking Tour beginning at the corner of Wells and Maple Hill Drive. 256-533-5723. There will be a Jessica Patmon Painting Demo from 12 – 4pm. Jessica will be painting live in the 1st Floor East Micro Gallery of Lowe Mill. Free. www.lowemill.net. Red String Wayang Theatre for Young People presents, “Red Riding Hood” and” Hansel and Gretel” shadow puppet works from 1 - 3pm in the Flying Monkey Theatre. 256-479-7863. The Huntsville Plastic Modelers’ Society 36th Annual Model show will be from 8am – 4pm at the Jaycee Community Building. Free. 256-8377293. The North Alabama Scottish Festival & Highland Games will be at Sharon Johnston Park from 9am – 4:30pm. There will be athletic competitions, food, music, dances and a pet parade. 256-883-0665. World Hoop Day will be at Lowe Mill from 3 – 6pm. Free. www.lowemill.net. Parents Night Out will be at Sci-Quest Hands on Science Museum from 6 – 10pm. www.sci-quest.org. Sunday, October 6 The Huntsville Feminist Chorus joins the Arts Council in celebrating Arts & Humanities month with a concert of songs of peace and freedom at the Huntsville-Madison county Public Library from 2 to 3 pm. 256-539-0723. Free. www.hmcpl.org. Monday, October 7 There will be Pickin’ & Grinnin’ at Elkmont Depot every Monday night at 6:30pm at the 256-4237588. Your Yoga with Casey Beginner’s Class will be in Studio 258 at Lowe Mill every Monday from 6 – 7pm. The cost is $14 per session or $45 for a 4 class pack. www.lowemill.net, [email protected]. Small Business Lunch & Learn: an advanced presentation on WordPress for small businesses will be at noon at the main Huntsville-Madison County Public Library. Free. 256-532-5975, www.hmcpl.org. Library Fright Night will be at 6pm at the Huntsville-Madison County Public Library. There will be a different horror film each Monday night in October. Free. 256-532-5975, www.hmcpl.org. October 7 – 11 The Princess Theatre will be celebration 30 Years with a weeklong celebration. There will be different activities and performances all week long. www.princesstheatre.org, 256-350-2304. Tuesday, October 8 West Coast Swing will be at Club Rush downtown at 7pm with a lesson followed by open dancing until 10pm. Gee’s Place will have Line Dance class every Tuesday from 6 – 8pm. The cost is $5.00. The Dance Club presents Ballroom Dancing every Tuesday night at Rollertime Skating Rink, 707 Arcadia Circle. Free dance lessons begin at 7:30pm. Dancing continues until 10:15pm. The cost is $7 for regular and $4 for students. 256-8807636, dancehsv.home.mindspring.com. Wednesday, October 9 Every Wednesday there will be a Bike Ride at 5:30pm starting at Bicycles Etc. It is usually 27 miles with significant climbing and a fast pace. www.bicyclesetc.us. The Elkmont Library (Depot) will have Storytime every Wednesday from 10 – 11am. 256-732-3703. Comedy Open Mic Night will be at Copper Top, 200 Oakwood Avenue, and every Wednesday night. Salserblanko will be having Salsa Night at Fubar Night Club. Admission is $3 and is from 7:30 10:30pm. www.alabamasalsa.com. Dixie Scrabblers will be meeting every Wednesday from 6 - 8pm to play social Scrabble. Please check facebook page for location. October 9 – 13 The Play, Spoon Lake Blues will be at UAH’s Morton Hall in Studio 106 at 7:30pm. Tickets are $12 and $6 for students and seniors. www.uah.edu/la/departments/ theatre/2013-season. Thursday, October 10 Thursday Night Swing will be in the Flying Monkey Theatre from 6:30 – 10pm. Admission is $5. Beginner and intermediate lessons are from 6:30 – 7:30pm followed by open dancing. August lessons are Intro to Blues Dancing and intermediate Lindy Flash. www.huntsvilleswing.com. There will be a Free Percussion Clinic featuring Remo’s director of education, Johnny Lee Lane at 7pm at 1800 Jordan Lane in Huntsville. www.huntsvillecommunitydrumline.com, 256-430-5566. There will be a Geeks’ Night Out - Wearable Electronics at Sci-Quest from 6 – 8:30pm. www.sci-quest.org. An Evening with Robert Inman, author of the new novel “The Governor’s Lady,” will be at 7pm in the auditorium of main Huntsville-Madison County Public Library. Free. www.hmcpl.org. The Tennessee Valley Civil War Round Table will be with Pat Tumminello, local historian and author, “The Civil War and Reconstruction in Huntsville from a Different Perspective,” will be at the Elk’s Lodge at 6:30pm. Free. 256-541-2483. The Beloved Book Club will meet from 6:30 – 7:30pm in Studio 273/Beloved Books & Gallery, Flying Monkey Arts. Free. www.flyingmonkeyarts.org. The Madison County Volunteer Lawyers Program will host a craft beer festival entitled Pro Bono Brews from 6 – 10pm at A.M. Booth’s Lumberyard. The event is designed to celebrate Alabama’s craft events cont. on pg. 16 14 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #100313102313 VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 THE VALLEY PLANET Instincts ne Sunday morning, I woke suddenly after a terrifying dream. My house caught fire and I had moments to get the important things out safely. I filled a laundry basket with panties, electronics and their power cords, and the dogs. We made it out just in the nick of time. I awoke before the house was completely destroyed. After I sat up suddenly, a voice inside me said, “Get out of bed and go for a run.” Without pause, I dressed and logged three miles before the majority of the neighborhood was awake. As I pounded the pavement, the dream continued to replay in my mind. I am a girl who most always wears panties, so it was no surprise I grabbed all I could before the fire took them. The electronics are also a no brainer. All my photos, columns and friends live inside them. Finally the dogs. Absolutely they’d be the first things I’d save in a life-threatening situation. Two weeks later another dream woke me from a dead sleep. I had just returned to the house and a girl was sitting on the front steps. I walked in to discover that the house’s contents were gone. The girl, clearly not a friend, let thieves in to steal everything – including my panties and electronics. The kicker was that they also took my car, which has tons of locator and security features. I started tracking the car and within hours, they’d made it to Mexico and then to the Northeast. All the security features kept failing. I worked diligently to program the car to stop; it wouldn’t. When the stranger told me she let the thieves take everything, I went crazy on her, beating the crap out of her. That’s when I awoke. Years before I moved to the beach, many dreams filled my sleep. I would make it just so close and then a magical power would deter me, sending me back to the Tennessee Valley. The dreams stopped when I lived there and have now returned in a new form. In more recent dreams, I am forced back to the Gulf due to an urgent matter: friends in need, another crisis, and dishes left at the apartment. When I step back and look at these dreams, I can’t help but tie together a common theme: losing everything in a terribly unfortunate way but being drawn backwards. In some way, I’m about to lose everything and go back to a place I love. In the dreams, I follow my emotional instincts to be safe and defend myself. If you were to lose everything in the blink of an eye, how would you react? Would you flee safely with your loved ones in tow? Would you turn violent and hurt those who brought on the tragedy? Would you simply walk away from an enduring passion knowing you’ll never be able to return? I sit in my lovely living room, complete with matching end tables and a smartly coordinated rug, imagining a fire tearing through or walking in after a thief had their way with my belongings. How much of all this stuff does one really need? And because it all needs such care and attention given, why do we want it? What is really worth dusting or packing? A mirror from my grandmother hangs on the wall above me. It came to me upon her passing. I love my furniture for its comfort. The television is nice enough. But, if I had to walk away from it all, could I? If it was all taken away, would that be the end of me? Absolutely not. It would be difficult to restart, but not impossible. You see the most treasured items live inside my heart and mind. My memories – the good, bad and ugly – are the fiber of my being. The family I love – including my dogs – will walk (and wine) me through recovery. I’d be sad, terribly sad. But it’ll all work out. At least this is what my (rarely wrong) instincts are telling me. O Venice Pizza by Amanda Conger W hen asked to name a favorite food, my husband will often select pizza. Which is why one of our first restaurant adventures in Huntsville involved driving 40 minutes across town for pizza a coworker had sworn was “the best pizza ever”. It wasn’t, but we kept looking. We finally found pizza-y perfection at Venice Pizza. Since that original visit, I’ve taken great delight in introducing others to not only their pizzas, but their calzones. Why I love it: The food is consistently delicious and they deliver! With a reasonable minimum ($9) and a credit swipe the delivery person can carry with them, it really doesn’t get any easier than this. When it shines: Venice is a great choice for feeding hungry hordes. The delivery option is convenient and with an expansive menu (pizza, calzones, stromboli, sandwiches, gyros...), everyone should be able to find something they like. The prices are reasonable and the portions huge (a “small” calzone will take up 90% of a standard paper plate). If you wish to eat in, their storefront includes a small dining area and a couple of outdoor tables. crusts, settling at the perfect point. A flavorful marinara sauce and fresh ingredients completes a combination that will leave you wishing only for more stomach space. If you find yourself casting about for something sweet to balance the salty, savory entrees, the tiramisu is surprisingly nuanced. Where to find them: Venice Pizza 6610 Old Madison Pike NW Huntsville, Alabama 35806 (256) 270-8584 http://www.venicehuntsville.webs.com/ Hours: Mon –Fri: 10:00 am - 11:00 pm Sat: 11:00 am – 11:00 pm Sun: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm Amanda Conger is on a mission to explore Huntsville...one bite at a time. Read her reviews of local restaurants at http://thediningdragon.com. What not to miss: The calzones are what have stolen my heart. Stuffed full to brimming with ricotta, mozzarella and your choice of toppings, they are an ode to cheese, bread, and all that is good. Their basil is stunningly fresh and their sausage is sliced Italian sausage, not ground. If you are a pizza purist like my husband, the pizza deftly balances between thin and thick THE VALLEY PLANET #100313102313 W elcome to the Jazz Lounge. This session will take us back to the contemporary side of jazz. Saxophonist Steve Cole, one of the most celebrated players in contemporary jazz, has a new release out – Pulse. This Chicago native, who was classically trained, followed in his father’s footsteps with the clarinet before switching to the saxophone in high school. While at Northwestern University, he studied classical saxophone before changing his field to economics, eventually earning an MBA from The University of Chicago. After leaving school, he returned his focus to music – in particular – jazz. Steve exploded onto the scene in 1998 with the album Stay Awhile, which was produced by fellow Chicagoan Brian Culbertson. It scored two #1 hits, and earned Steve the ‘Prism Award for Best New Artist’ at the Oasis Smooth Jazz Awards shortly before his sophomore set, Between Us, which was released in 2000. His catchy singles made him an instant radio favorite, and he cranked them out with regularity on subsequent albums including: NY LA (2003), Spin (2005), True (2006), The Sax Pack (2008), The Pack Is Back (2009), and Moonlight (2011). In addition to Steve Cole’s work as a solo artist, Steve has performed/recorded with Boz Scaggs, Freddie Cole, Larry Carlton, Jeff Lorber, Jim Peterik, Peter White, Rick Braun, Brian Culbertson, Buddy Guy, Cyrus Chestnut, and more. He has been a featured soloist with the City of Prague Orchestra, and The Chicago Symphony Orchestra. (He was also a winner of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra’s annual young artist competition, allowing him the honor of performing with the orchestra.) As a young musician, Steve Cole’s first pivotal gig came at the side of Richard Patterson, who was the bass player in Miles Davis’ band. According so Steve, “Playing with Richard Patterson, who had just come from playing with Miles Davis, taught me to push myself - to reach far beyond what I thought possible”. Today, Steve tours as a headliner, and for the past 10 years as a member of The Sax Pack - a stellar sax trio completed by Marcus Anderson and Jeff Kashiwa. He is a founding member of this group. In the 15 years since the release of his debut album, Steve has traveled full-circle creatively and arrived back home with his latest release – Pulse. This 10song set mixes R & B, contemporary jazz, gospel, blues, and pop. The collection surveying Steve’s musical passions showcases his affinity for infectious melodies, a wall of horns, and soulful grooves. collaborating with David since the album Between Us. He says, “It’s very natural working with David and we make a great team. He is great at writing and arranging horn section parts and there’s a lot of that on Pulse. We both respect each other so much. David creates lovely textures, colors and countermelodies. He weaves these beautiful fabrics throughout the track and has a unique ability to get inside the song”. Pulse has lots to offer the listener. The title track has plenty of horns and a funky mid-tempo groove. Steve composed this one with 19-yearold smooth jazz keyboardist, producer, and writer Nicholas Cole – one of the rising stars in smooth jazz today. Do Your Thing recalls the late 1960s and 70s. Steve says, “I’m a big Curtis Mayfield fan and this is another wall of horns track that is fun from the start. I could play it for hours”. Steve always wanted to record the soul classic Going In Circles, which he used to play in Chicago clubs. Nicki Richards contributes the backing vocals on this one. Regarding the chill groove Maximum Cool Steve says, “I love the vibe of it. Recording it was an interesting challenge because there are so many different ways to go with the harmony.” With a title inspired by R & B group Mint Condition, Steve’s lively sax sparks the flavor on Minty Fresh. Guitarist Rico McFarland provides the vocals on Ain’t No Love In The Heart Of The City. “I’m a Bobby ‘Blue’ Bland fan and I had been dying to record it”, says Steve. The retro riff on Believe offers a gospel jazz confirmation reminiscent of the 70s. Ricky Peterson, who Steve has worked with for years, is on the Hammond B-3 organ here as well as most of the other tracks. Authenticity is important to Steve Cole. Pulse represents what he calls a “return to the basics”. Long-time fans and those about to discover the works of this accomplished musician/songwriter/ producer will find a bounty to feast upon. The album is teeming with potential radio favorites and crowd pleasers. The album’s first radio single, With You all The Way, is currently being aired on WJAB 90.9 FM here in Huntsville, Alabama. Steve produced Pulse with fellow sax man David Mann, who plays horn section saxes, keyboards, flute, synth bass and programming on the album. They also co-wrote most of the songs. Steve has been VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 I’ve always enjoyed Steve’s work, and glad he’s back with this new release. You should check this one out, and consider adding it to your collection. That’s it for this session of the Jazz Lounge. I can be reached at: teekynyc@yahoo. com. Until next time, stay cool, & keep it jazzy! WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 15 events cont. from pg. 14 beer industry and is supported by Free the Hops, a grassroots group that has had tremendous success promoting the industry. Advanced tickets are $30 per person or $50 per couple. Tickets will be available at the door for $35. www.probonobrews. com, 256-539-2275. October 10 – 11 The Water Walker Ministries presents Doing Business Successfully Entrepreneurial Toolkit at the Jackson Center at Research Park. michelda@ waterwalkerministries.com. October 10 – 12 Private Gallery will be in Huntsville Thursday from 9 am - 7pm, Friday 9am – 6pm and Saturday 8am – 2pm. There will be a huge selection of clothing, accessories, and jewelry. It will be at the old Pool Place, located at 1435 Paramount Circle. (See ad pg.12) October 10 – 13 There will be an Outreach and Worship Event on Lookout Mountain. The Courage is a free worship concert featuring dozens of Christian Bands, Artists and Speakers. It will be at Twilley Fields Event Grounds located at 13675 Alabama Hwy 176. www.thecourage.org. Friday, October 11 The Princess Theatre’s 30th Year Celebration will feature Riders in the Sky at 7pm. There will also be a children’s event, Round Up at the Kids Corral at 4:30pm. www.princesstheatre.org. The Kimberley Falls Jones Foundation Event for Breast Cancer Survivors will be at the Huntsville Marriott at 7pm. The cost is $30. www. kfjfoundation.com. Rascal Flatts w/ The Band Perry will be at the VBC Propst Arena at 7pm. York Rite 4th annual Masquerade Ball will be at the Omega Center, 181 Import Circle at 8pm. Ticket in advance is $25 and $35 at the door. www. urbannetwork.com. The Lowe Mill ARTS & Entertainment will have Mill Wide Receptions from 6 – 8pm. Enjoy refreshments and an opportunity to meet the Artists. Free and open to the public. www.lowemill.net. The Alabama Burlesque Festival will be from 8 – 11pm at the Flying Monkey Theatre. www.alabamaburlesque.eventbrite.com. October 11 – 12 The play, Someone to Love Me, will be at Oakwood University Friday at 8pm. It will also be on Saturday at the New Life SDA Church, located at 4906 Blue Springs Road in Huntsville at 7pm.www. pmefoundation.com, 256-682-2720. October 11 – 13 Independent Musical Productions presents Les Misérables at Lee High’s Main Stage Theater, 2500 Meridian Street. Performance times will be Friday and Saturday at 7:30pm and Sunday at 2:30pm. Tickets are $25 for Adults and Students/ Senior/Military $23, Children under 12 $15 www.imphuntsville.org. (See ad pg.12) Fantasy Playhouse presents the show Peter Pan, Boy Who Would Not Grow Up on Friday and Saturday at 7pm and Sunday at 1:30pm and 5pm at the VBC Playhouse. Tickets are $15. www.fantasyplayhouse.com, 256-539-6829. The 2013 Redstone Rumble is a multiple day table top gaming event primarily featuring the systems from Games Workshop. It will be in the First Floor Connector at Lowe Mill. www.Redstone-Rumble.com. There will be a Fanfare Quilt Show at the VBC East Hall. This is a judged show with over 250 quilts. The show includes a raffle quilt, vendors, bed turning & quilting demonstrations 256-683-8832. The Gem & Mineral Show will be at the VBC East Hall this weekend. 256-880-0623. Saturday, October 12 Snap on Tap will be held at Straight to Ale at 6pm. There will be live music with Microwave Dave, food, silent auction and more. All proceeds benefit the Spay Neuter Action Project (SNAP), a 501(c) (3) organization that serves Madison County, Alabama. Tickets are $20 at the door or $15 in advance. http://snapontap.com. (See ad pg.19) The Punkin Pickin Run will be at the North Alabama Railroad Museum, 694 Chase Road in Huntsville. 256-683-7953. The Murphy Writers’ Group will meet at 3pm at the Eleanor E. Murphy Library. The Murphy Writers’ Group is open to writers of all genres and skill levels, ages 14 and older; [email protected], 256-881-5620. The Eagles Nest Ministries presents the Bishop’s Cup Golf Tournament at Robert Trent Jones Golf Course. Registration is at 7am and Modified Shotgun starts at 8am. 256-851-1788. There will be a Rendezvous at the Rim and Half Marathon will be offering a day of guided hikes, live music, and other fun centered on nature. The Little River Canyon Marathon will begin at 8am. There will be other events throughout the day. Admission is free. www.DiscoverLookoutMountatin.com. There will be a Free Fall Walking Tour in Historic Huntsville. The tour begins at 122 Walker Avenue in downtown Huntsville at 10am. There will be a Grand Opening of Belle Chevre Creamery in Elkmont, Alabama from 11am until 4pm. There will be special guests, Southern Living Magazine, food, entertainment, goats and more. Admission is $5. 404-423-0104. Marc Lacy & Friends presents S.W.A.G.P.P.A.C. Symposium 2013 at the Huntsville Madison Public Library from 2 – 5pm. There will be spoken word artists, graphics, gurus, photographers, publishers and authors. www.urbannetwork.com. The Huntsville Bead Society will have a meeting from 10am until 6pm at the Crestwood Women’s Center at 185 Chateau Drive. The class will be Crystal Bead Ring. Cost for non members is $5 and materials will be available for purchase. [email protected]. 16 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM #100313102313 VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 October 12 – 13 The Cat Fanciers Cat Show will be this weekend at the Jaycee’s Building at John Hunt Park. There is an admission charge. 256-536-0810. Sunday, October 13 The Maple Hill Cemetery Stroll will be at the corner of Wells & Maple Hill Drive in Huntsville, from 2 – 4:30pm. 256-533-5723. Monday, October 14 There will be Free Confidential Health Screenings, at the Huntsville Hospital’s Mobile Medical Unit from 9:30am to noon, parking lot of main Huntsville-Madison County Public Library. Tuesday, October 15 Members of ‘Not Your Mama’s Craft Circle’ will be teaching a craft class at Our Space Community Center at 2004 Poole Drive, #C from 6 – 8pm. There is a $10 registration fee. 256-886-1150. There will be Salsa on the Patio at Amendment XXI from 6:30 – 11pm. October 16 – 20 The Play, Spoon Lake Blues, will be at UAH’s Morton Hall in Studio 106 at 7:30pm. Tickets are $12 and $6 for students and seniors. www.uah. edu/la/departments/theatre/2013-season. Thursday, October 17 There will be a concert Celtic folk band Slip Jig at 6pm in the atrium of main Huntsville-Madison County Public Library. Free. 256-532-5975, hmcpl.org. There will be a Spanish/English Conversation Circle, practice your second language with native English and Spanish speakers. It will be at 6:30pm at the Monrovia Library, [email protected], 256-489-3392. The Taste of Huntsville will be at the VBC South Hall from 5:30 – 8pm. There will be foods from more than 30 local restaurants and caterers. 256-551-2368. October 17 – 19 Independent Musical Productions presents Les Misérables at Lee High’s Main Stage Theater, 2500 Meridian Street. Performance times will be Thursday and Friday at 7:30pm and Saturday at 2:30pm. Tickets are $25 for Adults and Students/ Senior/Military $23, Children under 12 $15 www.imphuntsville.org. (See ad pg.12) Renaissance Theatre presents, The Women in Black at 7:30pm. It will be upstairs on the Main Stage. Tickets are $14. 256-226-4571, www.renaissancetheatre.net. Friday, October 18 L’il Wayne and the Same ol’ 2 Step will be in the Flying Monkey Theatre from 8 – 11:30pm. Admission is $15. wwwczdance.com, wwwsameol2step.com. October 18 – 19 The Murphy Friends of the Library Fall Book Sale will be from 9am until 5pm at the Eleanor E. Murphy Library. Prices start at .10. 256-881-5620, www.hmcpl.org. October 18 – 20 Fantasy Playhouse presents the show Peter Pan, Boy Who Would Not Grow Up Friday and Saturday at 7pm and Sunday at 1:30pm and 5pm at the VBC Playhouse. Tickets are $15. www.fantasyplayhouse.com, 256-539-6829. Saturday, October 19 The Pen Women will meet at the Huntsville Islamic Center for a tour and a talk by Marilyn Lewis-Alim. 256-464-9130. Falling Leaves Book Sale will be from 10am until 4pm at the Huntsville- Madison County Public Library. www.hmcpl.org. There will be a benefit for the Russel Hill Cancer Foundation featuring Billy Zoom and many other local bands and a silent auction. Doors open at 4pm at Straight to Ale. www.facebook.com/MusicHasAMeaning The 3rd Annual Pink Daisy Project Benefit will be at the Sports Page. Admission is $5. There will be a Silent Auction from 6 – 9:30pm and live music all night. The event starts at 6pm and ends at close. 256-880-9471. The Huntsville Chamber Music Guild presents the Van Cliburn 2013 Silver Medalist, Sean Chen events cont. on pg. 17 THE VALLEY PLANET Grounded Coffee: espresso shot. If you enjoy B-52’s - the drink, not the band - you’ll recognize the layout. Like The Duke, John Wayne is a shooter…you get the hot, the cold, and the flavor in one fell swoop. It’s a hit. County Lane Rd Wakes UP by Jim Zieliński L ike Sam and Greg’s découpage, the teacolored maps adorning Grounded Coffee’s tabletops are the café’s cynosure. There’s something about cartes ancienne, combined with a well-appointed Comfy Chair Centre, that reads “tranquility.” Here’s respite from the maelstrom of activity that’s engulfed County Line Road of late; here, Oygen Banks played Cook’s tour (or barista’s expedition) guide, pleaching window-shopping with tableside-chomping. On the right end of Village Shoppes of Madison’s, at the juncture of County Line Road/Old Provence Place/Dock Murphy Drive, GC opened its doors on Independence Day Eve Eve Eve. Owner Chris Moore forwent life as a Chemical Engineer to pilot GC through caffeine-laden waters. He and his wife Katie oversee a work atmos and ethic that are sadly rare. In effect, says he, Chris has upended his organizational chart in his endeavor to make the “office” a pleasant, rewarding place to be, instead of a guilty displeasure. Too many times, he’s witnessed workplaces wherein employees were mistrusted and neglected (who hasn’t?), living fodder for inferior superiors who saw them as stepping stones or, occasionally, dirt under said stones. Thus, you’ll see “Grounded” Coffee as a multi-pun on grinding the bean and grounding one’s sense of being…by escaping the grind. As mentioned previously in Zee’s Rocket City bEAT, GC carries Rishi Tea [www rishi-tea.com], an artisan brand with which I was heretofore unfamiliar. I quaffed “Lemon Turmeric,” as I couldn’t recall ever having encountered potable turmeric. Coupled with ginger and lemongrass, it gave the tea a snappy finish that made one wonder whether pepper was an ingredient. ‘Twas pleasant enough to enjoy unsweetened. GC also boasts a selection of all-natural, low-cal Dry Sodas [www.drysoda.com]. I swilled tangy Blood Orange, but Cucumber and other refreshing varieties (can you say “Rhubarb” or “Juniper Berry?”) are available, created to “re-imagine soda…to make soda better tasting, and better for you,” by minimizing both sugar and ingredients to maximize the impact of herb, juice, and floral flavors. I’ve been unpleasantly overpowered by the cloying sweetness of, say, Soba (read, “ick”) and this was a welcome, deserved relief. To the beverages: the “John Wayne” arrives in a shot glass containing a layer each of half-andhalf, vanilla flavoring, and a ristretto, or “short,” Likewise, a Traditional Cappuccino (with ristretto) gives a full coffee flavor without the piercing acidity that mars many a Joe-based admixture. (An old hint from Chef Ryan Zieliński: ditch the filter on your machine right after your coffee’s made. Leaving it hanging allows further oils and bitterness to seep in.) Regardless, every 90 minutes, they toss all old coffee, however well it might have kept in its airpot, and start afresh. I didn’t sample Rishi’s Chai, but am happy to report it contains black pepper, and No Americanizing Vanilla. Their Pistachio-Almond Cupcake had a delicious frosting that hinted at marzipan (rather than Amaretto, I’m glad to report) while the cocoa - NOT milk chocolate - and espresso tang of the Mocha Cupcake gave a pleasant depth and bite that counteracted its sugar. Indeed, the pastries here seem almost Hessian in their reduced emphasis on SWEET; as Julie’s Poppins espoused, “Enough is as good as a feast.” The muffins were incredibly moist, with both the Cranberry-Orange (orange juice, mind you) and Blueberry chockfull of their respective fruits. All are crafted by Gabriella Million, whose “Simple Treats” [Facebook] have found a welcoming home with the Family Moore. My folks found the crumb topping of the former particularly appealing. A Sausage-Egg Muffin was a pleasant take on a breakfast staple, though carnivores might prefer something a bit more substantial. events cont. from pg. 16 at Trinity United Methodist Church at 2pm, and Gold Medalist Vadym Kholodenko and 7:30pm. www.hcmg.us. Executive Group 256 presents Lavender Tie Gala & Polo Survivors Luncheon in support of all Cancer Survivors at Early Works Museum. The luncheon begins at 11:30am and the Gala event will be at 8pm. The cost for both is $40. 256-6521355, [email protected]. The 2nd Annual Pink Ribbon Gala will be at the VBC North Hall from 7pm until midnight. 256450-9033, [email protected]. There will be a Contra Dance in the gym of Faith Presbyterian Church at the corner of Airport and Whitesburg Drive. There will be live music by The Tennessee Pigweeds and calling by Janet Shepherd. It is from 7:30pm until 10:30pm. Lessons begin at 7pm. Admission is $7 and $4 for students. Children under 12 are free. 256-837-0656, http:// secontra.com/NACDS.html The Von Braun Astronomical Society will hold its annual Astronomy Day from 1 – 10pm at the VBAS facilities in Monte Sano State Park. Events will include family fun activities hosted by local science groups, planetarium shows and telescope observing (weather permitting). All activities are free and open to the public. www.VBAS.org. The Mill Village Woolery Hook-In Workshop will be from 9am – 5pm at Lowe Mill. The workshop costs $50.00 and includes lunch, drinks and snacks. There is a limited class size so register early. www.lowemill.net. The 8th Annual Liz Hurley Ribbon Run will be in downtown Huntsville. The Men and Women 5K will be at 8am and the Survivors’ will be at 9:45am. 256-265-8077. depression and treatment options from 11am until noon at the Huntsville- Madison County Public Library. Free. www.hmcpl.org, 256- 532-2362. Wednesday, October 23 There will be an Art Critique at Lowe Mill from 6 – 7pm. Free. www.lowemill.net. Thursday, October 24 The UAH Office of Multicultural Affairs presents Real Talk Roundtable Diversity Forum “What’s the Big D.E.A.L? Be Different, Be Educated, Be Aware and be A Leader” will be at the UAH University Exhibit Hall at 9am. 256-824-2333. The UAH Office of Multicultural Affairs presents a Motivational Seminar and Diversity Forum with guest speaker Dr. Derek Greenfields at the UAH University Exhibit Hall at 7:30pm. 256-824-2333. There will be an Artist Talk with Guadalupe Robinson from 6 – 8pm at Lowe Mill. Free. www.lowemill.net. October 24 – 26 Renaissance Theatre presents, The Women in Black at 7:30pm. It will be upstairs on the Main Stage. Tickets are $14. 256-226-4571, www.renaissancetheatre.net. Friday, October 25 The Epic Comedy Hour will be from 8 – 10pm in the Flying Monkey Theatre. Admission is $7. www.flyingmonkeytheatre.org. October 25 – 27 The Delta Zeta Marketplace will be at the VBC East Hall. There will be more than 150 exhibitors with hand-crafted items for sale. 256-533-1953. Admission is $2 and free for children under 12. It will be Friday and Saturday from 9 am – 7pm and Sunday from 12 – 5pm. (See ad pg.12) Saturday, October 26 There will be a Blue Pants Beer Run 5K through downtown Madison. The run starts at 10am at Blue Pants Brewery. www.bluepantsbrew.com. On Gabriella’s personal horizon is the creation of a Peach Cobbler Scone (tres Remains of the Day) and a series of Tarts…you, me, and the Knave of Hearts must needs keep abreast of further developments. International Archaeology Day will be from 1 – 4pm at Lowe Mill. Activities will include tours of the Tennessee Valley Archaeological Research lab facilities, artifact identification, flint knapping demos, atl-atl (spearthrower) competitions, and various kids’ activities. www.lowemill.net. Other offerings include cookies, French Stirs, Hot Chocolate, Fizzers, and Crème Sodas. There will be a Christmas Card Class from 2 – 5pm. Learn how to make your own handmade cards & build collection before the holidays hit! This class will be at Studio #327 of Lowe Mill. www.colorhousedesigns.com The Fifth annual Masquerade Ball, a celebration for teens in middle and high school will be from 8pm until midnight. There will be food, music, dancing and a costume contest. It will be at the Huntsville – Madison County Public Library. Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door. 8 p.m. to midnight. Food, music, dancing, and a costume contest with prizes. 256-532-5962, [email protected]. Peter Wilm will be demonstrating his Sharpie, stream of conscience, drawing technique at 1st Floor West Micro Gallery, from 12 – 4pm. www.lowemill.net. There will be an All Occasion Card Class from 2 – 5pm at Studio #327 at Lowe Mill. Learn how to make your own handmade cards & build your www.colorhousedesigns.com. Phobiology will be from 7 – 9pm on the west lawn of Lowe Mill. Free. 7-9pm. www.lowemill.net. The Murphy Writers’ Group will meet at the Eleanor E. Murphy Library at 3pm. The guest speaker is the Huntsville Times reporter Kay Campbell. The Murphy Writers’ Group is open to writers of all genres and skill levels, ages 14 and older, [email protected], 256-881-5620. BTW, the Comfy Chair Centre is overseen by select photos of iterant shutterbug Jeff White, printed on wooden frames that allow the grain to show through the art…with great effectiveness. The Moores offer drive-through service and are concocting a pricing schedule of coffee/muffin combos to quench the brekkie needs of area businesses. You’d be wise to avail yourself of both. Meanwhile, Baby Moore is en route. …That caffeine’s gonna come in mighty handy. Grounded Coffee @ Village Shoppes of Madison 12120-C County Line Road Madison, AL 35756-2005 (256) 258-9637, www.thegroundedcafe.com Hours: Mon – Thu, 6:00 a m. – 8:00 p m.; Fri – Sat, till 9:00 p m.; Sunday – CLOSED! The 9th Annual Rocket City Short Film Festival will be from 7 – 11pm in the Flying Monkey Theatre. www.flyingmonkeytheatre.org. Rolling Thunder Alabama Chapter 2 will have a Poker Run at Chips and Salsa. Registration is at 10am. Donations: $15 per rider and $5 passenger. 256-714-9293, www.rollingthunder-al-chap2.org. The International Heritage Festival will be at Burritt on the Mountain from 10am – 4pm. www.burrittonthemountain.com. October 19 – 20 The town of Mentone will have Colorfest. There will be a 5k Color Run and a Scarecrow Holler, and a Scarecrow Building Contest, there will also be arts and crafts. www.DiscoverLookoutMoutnain.com The 2013 Car Audio Championship will be at the South Hall of the VBC. There will be over 200 vehicles on display and competing. Tickets are $10. www.CarAudioChampionship.com. Bootanica will be at the Huntsville Botanical Garden from 10am – 2pm. There is an admission charge. There will be a costume parade, games, activities and ghostly treats. www.hsvbg.org. Lowe Mill’s Official Halloween party, Pizza Party Massacre will be from 8 – 9pm. It is themed as a “Showbiz Pizza/Chuck E. Cheese” style family fun night out gone wrong. www.lowemill.net. Sunday, October 27 There will be an Author Video Chat: Daniel R. Schwarz, Cornell University professor, will discuss the challenges facing newspapers in his book EndTimes?: Crises and Turmoil at the New York Times-2009. It will be at 2pm at the HuntsvilleMadison County Public Library. Free. www.hmcpl.org. THE END! Sunday, October 20 The Johnny Stallings Arts Program Fall Fashion Show will be from 4 – 6pm at the Merrimack Hall including the students in Dance Your Dreams! Project UP, Inspired HeARTs, and The Connection for a fashion show. www.merrimackhall.com. Tuesday, October 22 There will be Halloween/fall Cocktail Tasting at Amendment XXI from 6:30 – 8:30pm. There will be a Health Forum on Depression. Occupational therapist Imogene Tilson discusses Service with a Smile & Comfy Chairs! THE VALLEY PLANET #100313102313 VOLUME 11 ISSUE 14 WWW.VALLEYPLANET.COM 17 Send in your random encounters today. It’s FREE!! We are putting all the categories together since it seems like there are always more jeers than anything else!! But just to give you an idea of what the To Yuno from Yunohoos are about… I Saw you: but you didn’t catch my name, You saw me or you think you were seen: Cheers: Pay your respect to those who deserve it and of course Jeers: Frustrated? 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I felt betrayed, alone and empty and she did not consult with me before this happened - I mean seriously, we had a solid hand shake and pinky swear on this! To make matters worse I started looking at my “girlfriends” history and all are now married, some with kids, and living the family life. I have always been one to think long term and work on my future and I do believe God still has some work to do on me. My days of breaking girls’ hearts are done. I miss the “playa” ways at times, but am ready to stop wasting time on someone I know is not “the one.” I know in my heart that I do want to settle down someday. I do want to have a wife and a family. 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