Issue 334 www.pvmcitypaper.com Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March
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Issue 334 www.pvmcitypaper.com Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March
ISSUE 334 Issue 334 www.pvmcitypaper.com Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Need to Know 2 ISSUE 334 manners to present the check before it is requested, so when you’re ready to leave, ask «La cuenta, por favor» and your bill will be delivered to you. MONEY EXCHANGE: Although you may have to wait in line for a few minutes, remember that the banks will give you a higher rate of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio). Better yet, if you have a «bank card», withdraw funds from your account back home. Try to avoid exchanging money at your hotel. Traditionally, those offer the worst rates. I f you’ve been meaning to find a little information on the region, but never quite got around to it, we hope that the following will help. If you look at the maps on this page, you will note that PV (as the locals call it) is on the west coast of Mexico, smack in the middle of the Bay of Banderas - one of the largest bays in this country - which includes southern part of the state of Nayarit to the north and the northern part of Jalisco to the south. Thanks to its privileged location -sheltered by the Sierra Madre mountainsthe Bay is well protected against the hurricanes spawned in the Pacific. Hurricane Kenna did come close on October 25, 2002, but actually touched down in San Blas, Nayarit, some 200 kms north of PV. The town sits on the same parallel as the Hawaiian Islands, thus the similarities in the climate of the two destinations. AREA: 1,300 sq. kilometers POPULATION: Approx. 325,000 inhabitants CLIMATE: Tropical, humid, with an average of 300 sunny days per year. The temperature averages 28oC (82oF) and the rainy season extends from late June to early October. allowed under certain circumstances but fishing of any kind is prohibited. Every year, the Bay receives the visit of the humpback whales, dolphins and manta rays in the winter. During the summer, sea turtles, a protected species, arrive to its shores to lay their eggs. FAUNA: Nearby Sierra Vallejo hosts a great variety of animal species such as iguana, guacamaya, deer, raccoon, etc. ECONOMY: Local economy is based mainly on tourism, construction and to a lesser degree, on agriculture, mainly tropical fruit such as mango, papaya, watermelon, pineapple, guanabana, cantaloupe and bananas. SANCTUARIES: Bahía de Banderas encloses two Marine National Parks - Los Arcos and the Marieta Islands - where diving is CURRENCY: The Mexican Peso is the legal currency in Mexico although Canadian and American dollars are widely accepted. Index BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes. Current fare is $7.50 Pesos per ticket and passengers must purchase a new ticket every time they board another bus. There are no “transfers”. TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of the town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with the driver FIRST. If you are staying in a hotel, you may want to check the rates usually posted in the lobby. Also, if you know which restaurant you want to go, do not let the driver change your mind. Many restaurateurs pay commissions to taxi drivers and you may end up paying more than you should, in a secondrate establishment! There are 2 kinds of taxi cabs: those at the airport and the maritime port are usually vans that can only be boarded there. They have pre-fixed rates per passenger. City cabs are yellow cars that charge by the ride, not by passenger. When you ask to go downtown, many drivers let you off at the beginning of the area, near Hidalgo Park. However, your fare covers the ENTIRE central area, so why walk 10 to 15 blocks to the main plaza, the Church or the flea market? Pick up a free map, and insist on your full value from the driver! Note the number of your taxi in case of any problem, or if you forget something in the cab. Then your hotel or travel rep can help you check it out or lodge a complaint. TIME ZONE: The entire State of Jalisco is on Central Time, as is the area of the State of Nayarit from Lo de Marcos in the north to the Ameca River, i.e.: Nuevo Vallarta, Bucerías, La Cruz de Huanacaxtle, Sayulita, San Pancho, Punta Mita, etc. North of Lo De Marcos, Guayabitos, La Peñita, San Blas, etc. are on Mountain Time, i.e.: one hour behind PV time. TELEPHONE CALLS: Always check on the cost of long distance calls from your hotel room. Some establishments charge as much as U.S. $7.00 per minute! CELL PHONES: Most cellular phones from the U.S. and Canada may be programmed for local use, through Telcel and IUSAcell, the local carriers. To dial cell to cell, use the prefix 322, then the seven digit number of the person you’re calling. Omit the prefix if dialling a land line. LOCAL CUSTOMS: Tipping is usually 10%-15% of the bill at restaurants and bars. Tip bellboys, taxis, waiters, maids, etc. depending on the service. Some businesses and offices close from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., reopening until 7 p.m. or later. In restaurants, it is considered poor Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 WHAT TO DO: Even if your allinclusive hotel is everything you ever dreamed of, you should experience at least a little of all that Vallarta has to offer - it is truly a condensed version of all that is Mexican and existed before «Planned Tourist Resorts», such as Cancun, Los Cabos and Ixtapa, were developed. Millions have been spent to ensure that the original “small town” flavor is maintained downtown, in the Old Town and on the South Side. DRINKING WATER: The false belief that a Mexican vacation must inevitably lead to an encounter with Moctezuma’s revenge is just that: false. For the 21st year in a row, Puerto Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for human consumption. It is one of only two cities in Mexico that can boast of such accomplishment. True, the quality of the water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. On the other hand, most large hotels have their own purification equipment and most restaurants use purified water. If you want to be doubly sure, you can pick up purified bottled water just about anywhere. EXPORTING PETS: Canadian and American tourists often fall in love with one of the many stray dogs and cats in Vallarta. Many would like to bring it back with them, but believe that the laws do not allow them to do so. Wrong. If you would like to bring a cat or a dog back home, call the local animal shelter for more info: 293-3690. LOCAL SIGHTSEEING: A good beginning would be to take one of the City Tours offered by the local tour agencies. Before boarding, make sure you have a map and take note of the places you want to return to. Then venture off the beaten path. Explore a little. Go farther than the tour bus takes you. And don’t worry this is a safe place. ISSUE 334 Your Comments [email protected] Dear Editor, This week at IFC Home tours, the group visited our house. One of the guests asked if anyone played Mahjongg in Vallarta and I laughed and said, “Do we ever!” and gave her the places and times. She said she had looked in the paper for information and nothing was listed, therefore, my email to you. Would it be possible to list in the Mirror, MAHJONGG PLAYERS meet every Monday at 11 a.m. at the Sea Monkey and 11 a.m. at Lindo Mar. Phone Pat Bendix at 221-5730 for information. Thank you, Pat Dear Editor, I would just like to thank the restaurants and bars at Marina Vallarta and the over 200 participants that supported the Marina Poker Walk on Sunday, March 8th. We were able to raise a lot of money in support of Corazon de Nina. The restaurants that supported us with contributions for advertising and raffle prizes were: Sticky Fingers, D’z Route 66 Diner, Fajita Banana, Chappy’s Sports Bar and Victor’s Tacuba Café. We had a 50/50 draw, paid out to the top three poker hands, and handed out many raffle prizes. Much fun and a great time was had by all on a typical beautiful Puerto Vallarta day. Again, many thanks for all who supported this event, mark your calendars the fist Sunday in March 2016 - the 2nd Annual Marina Poker Walk. Thanks again, Bob Atkinson Dear Editor, We always enjoy the Mirror for its celebration of life in PV. The lovely cover from March 7-13 by Ada Colorina struck a particular chord: a wonderful example of how an artist’s mind eye envisions the world. We enjoyed identifying the Church of Guadalupe, the suspension bridge over Rio Cuale, Los Arcos, the bright sun setting over Banderas Bay - “our Vallarta.” But it is also important to see the world as it is. In real life at the mouth of the Cuale in “Old Town” is the monster condo complex Molina de Agua; the quaint palapa on the beach in the picture is the site of the twin towers Sayan, which turn their backs to historic Calle Santa Barbara, etc. Every neighborhood has its own construction project that is chipping away at the visual environment that attracts so many to PV. We celebrate what Colorina’s painting represents but wonder how long it will be before we see it only in pictures. Better to ask if there is anything we can do about it: is there an architectural preservation group in PV? Chris & Joanie Bruce Dear Editor, I am writing this as a follow up to the letter to the editor by A. & T. Boyle in the recent issue of the PV Mirror, warning people who intend to rent accommodations in PV. We too were scammed by an agent in PV -along with many others in Canada and the US- by the name of Brissa Castro Navarro of Casa Noble Real Estate. We had dealt with her for 2 years and for our 3rd year, she asked us for full payment one year in advance to secure our condo for 2015, which we did February 2014. We thought we could trust her. She gave us an attractive rate which in hindsight should have been a red flag. All of her customers received an email in November 2014 that she had not put the money into the condos and therefore we did not have accommodations. She said she would repay all of us and to date nothing has been refunded. She too is on Trip Advisor with an 18page thread from people who lost thousands of dollars because of her. You can check Trip Advisor under her name for verification of complaints. We tried the Ministerio Publico for help, showing them copies of our contract signed by her as paid in full, our money wire info, being told by them we would have to set her up to meet with us so their detectives could catch her, but we don’t want to put ourselves at risk to do that. She may be setting up a new company under another name, so be very careful who you are dealing with when reserving a condo. Very disappointed Dear Editor, The time to return home is here once again. Before I leave PV in two short weeks, I wanted to write to your paper. My stay in the Romantic Zone has been -as in the past years- memorable. I wish to thank the wonderful staff at Club Sama [on Olas Altas], next door to me, for all of their selfless assistance again this year. They are always on the look-out, and never fail to help me by unlocking, opening, offering their strength and smiles when I arrive and/or leave. Continued on Next Page Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Sound Off 3 4 Sound Off ISSUE 334 Continued letters to editor... I never worry about the difficulties in storing/parking my medical scooter or my walker. Many many thanks to one and all. Also, I have enjoyed a longer stay this year, and have taken full advantage of attending numerous shows at the Palm, Act II, and Boutique. What wonderful talent have passed through this year! What a joy and privilege it has been to attend these performances over the past 4 months! Among my favourites, to name just a few, are and will always be, Rob Knight a.k.a. Elvis, and Mikki Proust a.k.a. Patsy Cline. Thank you both, you have made me feel special, and your warmth has touched my heart. Many other performers exceeded my expectations, such as Joelle Rabu a.k.a. Edith Piaf. My friend Pauline still plays and replays her CD since the night of the show. Mark at Act II, Tracy at the Palm, thank you, gentlemen, for being so gracious. This wonderful, beautiful town and its people, greets us here with open arms, open hearts, and makes us feel welcome during our winter sojourn. I am fortunate to have found a winter get-away at Janitzio for the past 6 years. This is largely due to Madame Olga, Carolina, and our irreplaceable Francisco (man of all tasks). It is sad to leave, but, with good fortune, and health, I will once again return for another season. Publisher / Editor: Allyna Vineberg [email protected] Contributors: Louisa Ottawa, Ontario Anna Reisman Joe Harrington Harriet Murray Stan Gabruk Krystal Frost Giselle Belanger Gil Gevins Ronnie Bravo Tommy Clarkson Luis Melgoza Todd Ringness Tim Wilson Christina Larson Dr. Fabio Cupul Janie Albright Blank Catherine Beeghly David Rohde Nancy Page Gary Beck Gabriella Namian Dear Editor, Office & Sales: 223-1128 Telephone Scam I received a call from a man who said, “Hi how are you doing? I’m here in Guadalajara and will arrive in Puerto Vallarta later today.” “I’m sorry, I think I recognize your voice but…” “You know who I am. How many people are you expecting from Vancouver, Canada? Here I am. Oh, they are calling me from Immigration. I’ll have to call you back.” And he hung up. True, I was expecting a couple from Vancouver in April, so I thought that their plans were changed and they came early. About fifteen minutes later, he calls back to tell me that he is in trouble. He got the red light and they found the $100,000 US that he was carrying in a suitcase. He told me they seized the money and he needed to pay a tax on the $80,000 over the allowable $20,000 that they had. He even put on the phone a captain of Immigration who told me the tax he had to pay was $3000, and it couldn’t come from the cash he was carrying. So now he wanted me to deposit money in a bank as the captain would tell me, and he would pay me twice as much as soon as he arrived in PV. Now I was concerned, so I called the couple who I thought they were on their Canadian phone number, and James answered the phone. Immediately I knew that I was almost the victim of the telephone scam that is now going around. I wrote this article as a warning so that if you get a phone call like mine, you would know it most likely is a scam. Frank Dear Frank, This is a scam that resurfaces all too often. Many of us have been “almost” taken by it. Thank you for reminding our readers to be careful. The Ed Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Graphic Designer: Leo Robby R.R. Webmaster: PVMCITYPAPER.COM Online Team Cover Photo: “Birds over Puerto Vallarta” by Patty Fenchuk PV Mirror es una publicación semanal. Certificados de licitud de título y contenido en tramite. Prohibida la reproducción total o parcial de su contenido, imágenes y/o fotografías sin previa autorización por escrito del editor. An important notice The PVMIRROR wants your views and comments. Please send them by e-mail to: [email protected] 250 words max, full name, street or e-mail address and/or tel. number for verification purposes only. If you do not want your name published, we will respect your wishes. Letters & articles become the property of the PVMIRROR and may be edited and/or condensed for publication. The articles in this publication are provided for the purpose of entertainment and information only. The PV Mirror City Paper does not accept any responsibility or liability for the content of the articles on this site or reliance by any person on the site’s contents. Any reliance placed on such information is therefore strictly at such person’s own risk. Note: To Advertisers & Contributors and those with public interest announcements, the deadline for publication is: 2:00 pm on Monday of the week prior to publication. ISSUE 334 Dear Editor: In reading Collaser’s letter [Issue 333 - March 14 to 20] regarding varying taxi I can’t help thinking we have all experienced this from time to time. Sometimes just an honest mistake (how close to the board between one zone and another are you). More often I suspect testing “what the market will bear.” I live in the Old Town area so I have learned over time what a fare should be from one point to another. And I always tip the honest drivers who quote accurately. But I’d like to offer a suggestion that is similar to the one referred to in the Taxi paragraph of your first page “Welcome” section. It’s almost as good as Collaser’s suggestion for PV Mirror to print fares. But you could never print all of them. I wish I could say I thought of this myself. But it comes from a lady who sat next to me the other night attending “Greater Tuna” at the Palm (highly recommended and held over for a second time!). Interestingly she is a “destination specialist” for Puerto Vallarta on Trip Advisor. She snaps a picture of the hotel rate sheet on her smart phone and if there is any disagreement she shows the driver what the fare should be. This little trick would work well in any city that has a zoned taxi system. I walked over to the nearest hotel to my condo and did the same thing. Jim Dear Editor, Prior to our departure last year, I informed myself on the refund we could receive with TAX FREE. Upon our departure in April 2014, we visited the TAX FREE booth, with everything in hand. The agent went through all our invoices, kept the acceptable ones (except for one that needed to be verified… hmm, which happened to be the largest invoice of all). We filled out the necessary form and received a copy. I took the agent’s business card and a copy of the invoice that was needed to be verified. She indicated that within a month or so we would receive our Tax Refund, and indicated she would email me within 24 to 48 in reference to the invoice. I never heard anything from her... I went to the site twice, filled out a report, heard nothing. Now, back to PV, directly to the airport booth, and got the run around from another agent. The agent we did do business with was never there, or just stepped out. Finally, we got in contact with her, and waited another couple of weeks with long dragged out stories that made no sense. I am still in contact with what are now 3 different agents. I am still awaiting my refund... TOURIST BEWARE. I love PV, but I do not love to be taken advantage of. It’s been 11 months now; how frustrating! Makes one wonder what is going on. This leaves a bitter taste in my mouth... Here is the latest update on my case: I have seen a lawyer at the OAATRA. He and his assistant contacted YVESAM head office, and with my document they noticed that there has been some fraud with the total amount. They are investigating in detail. I have filed my entire report and received from them copies and details of conversations with the office and with the agent in question. I also visited the Subdirector de Turismo Municipal and explained my case; he is going to investigate further with the lawyer and YVESAM. I would like to add that my refund is in the process, BUT there are other tourists who have encountered the same problem that I am presently working on. To avoid future problems, I sincerely need this published for our tourists, even if we are coming to the end of the season, as this investigation will continue into next year too. Tourists here in PV [and in other Mexican holiday destinations] need to be advised. They need to check their documents to see if they have been reimbursed. As in my previous email to you, I have encountered some people who “have not” gotten their reimbursement, some elderly people who are unsure how to proceed or are insecure to do so, and some who never checked to see if their refund was returned. Donna Dear Editor, In your March 14-20 issue, Barb Boulter expressed one opinion about Malecon usage. May I express another opposite, but equally frustrating, view? I cycle there. Some years ago I was stopped by the police for riding my bike on the Malecon. It was not legal then. To get from the south end of PV, to go north, involved riding on cobblestone roads. While possible, it was not much fun. When the Malecon was redesigned, and rebuilt after Hurricane Kenna, its usage was changed. What was once a road was re-made to prohibit motorized traffic. This created one very large area divided by raised planters with palm trees and other plants. From the stores to the planters is a wide area, then between the planters and the seawall is a secondary area, the nicest and best area for walking. I do not see cyclists on that part and for a good reason. The city wisely chose to allow bicycles on the new area. The enlarged space was more than doubled. In fact, east of the planters, is a “Bike Path” about 2.5 M or 8 feet wide designated with a straight row of paving stones and painted white bicycle symbols. Yes, there are symbols indicating Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Sound Off 5 6 Within PV ISSUE 334 Continued letters to editor... it is for bicycles. Admittedly, the symbols are now faint and need to be repainted. The bike path has pedestrians gabbing on ‘phones, texting, making “selfies” as they walk, others gawking, or allowing illegally unleashed doggies to run. I must be most vigilant to avoid these frustrating and potential hazards to cyclists. It hurts when you fall off! All this on a bike path which is but a narrow part of the entire width! I am sure a refresh of white paint would improve awareness and public relations. Also bilingual signs might be helpful in avoiding what pedestrians, Barb, and I am sure others, view as a problem. Tourists brave enough to venture north of the Malecon, to the sidewalk at the Rosita Hotel, and continue on, will see white BICYCLE symbols painted on a much narrower area. This extends beyond Ley’s Supermercado all the way north to the Buenaventura Hotel. In this area, there are “Cat-eye” lights embedded in the sidewalk bordering the path. And at the north end of the Malecon there is a Bike Rental agency. This dispels any idea of exclusivity to pedestrian usage only. Whether walking, jogging, gawking, allowing doggies to chase balls or frisbees, cycling, boarding, etc., let’s all be aware of our actions and considerate of others. The Malecon is a wonderful area with plenty of room for all to enjoy their chosen activity in a great city. Gerry P.S. I turned 75 last week and biking makes me forget my age! It was the cat’s meow! By Tim Wilson It was the cat’s meow at the recent PuRR Project Cocktail fund raiser. The Daiquiri Dick’s restaurant lounge hosted almost 80 for cool libations, an awesome raffle and live music by Maruno on Tuesday, March 10th, 2015, starting at 5:30 p.m. The perfect sunset topped off an evening with the Catnip cocktail, a special drink dreamed up especially for this event and waiter passed appetizers, including golden purses, chicken satay, ceviche, various bruschettas and stuffed cucumbers. There was an awesome raffle with Marta Gilbert prints, a hand-painted one-of-a-kind jacket from Sucesos Boutique, a Mexican cooking class, a food tasting and cultural walking tour, a romantic dinner for two on the beach at Daiquiri Dick’s, an original piece of jewelry by June Rosen Lopez, a sugar skull ginger jar created by Beatrice Vander Voort at Fireworks Ceramics Studio and a few other prizes. Around $10,000 pesos was raised. This amount will help in the care and feeding of the cats and the cocktail was the last big fundraiser of the winter season. The summer months are the lean time for funds. PuRR Project has over 130 adorable cats and kittens in residence. Donations are the only source of funding to provide food, shelter and veterinary care for these Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 rescued animals and events like this are so important. For more information or to make a donation to PuRR Project, please visit PurrProject. com. Daiquiri Dick’s holds several events over the winter season to support various local non-profit organizations. ISSUE 334 Sunday afternoon Bar-B-Q By David Rohde Can you think of a better way to spend a Sunday afternoon and also benefit a great cause? Sunday, March 22nd, 1 to 4 p.m. at Eddie’s on the River, join Friends of Puerto Vallarta Animals for a deluxe BBQ. Included in the feast will be ribs, chicken and veggie kebabs. This will be accompanied by and a variety of sides... potato salad, cole slaw, corn on the cob and beans. One drink, a sangria or margarita will be included. A cash bar is always available. There will be live entertainment and a raffle. Friends of Puerto Vallarta Animals is a non-profit volunteer organization that benefits Centro de Acopio Animal, the city pound for stray and unwanted dogs and cats. The city budget allows for only two weeks of food and that is where Friends steps in. They supply food, and all medicines. Twice a week, excursions there provide walks for the dogs and a feeding that includes canned food along with their daily kibbles and some dogs are bathed if needed. Socialization is also a big part of what the program does. Improvements are always needed and funds must be secured for those also. Friends also has a standing account with Mascota Veterinary Clinic across from the large IMSS hospital. They do take out dogs that are not responding to treatment at the pound and give them a better chance of recovery. Please join Friends of Puerto Vallarta Animals and help us continue the work we love to do! Editor’s Note: Eddie’s on the River is located near the western end of Isla Cuale in the middle of the Rio Cuale. Special Good Friday Service Pastor Bob of the English-speaking congregation of the Baptist Church is having a Good Friday Service at 11 a.m. on April 3rd. Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Within PV 7 8 Within PV ISSUE 334 Happening on the South Shore… Several Puerto Vallarta hotels, including existing ones that are in the process of renovating themselves, damaged structures that have been out of commission and are now opening again, and enterprises looking to remain competitive, are all re-inventing themselves, hoping to attract new travelers to what many expect will be the best Fall / Winter season in years. What was the Blue Bay Club on Puerto Vallarta’s South Shore remained unused for many years due to structural damages caused by Hurricane Kenna and numerous legal battles. The derelict structure is now undergoing major overhauling and will be operated by the Fiesta Americana chain, becoming their second property in Puerto Vallarta along with their Hotel Zone location. If you drive along Highway 200 southwards, you will be amazed at the Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 transformation and the speed at which work is progressing both on the hotel and across the street in what will probably be a convention center. The new hotel, which is scheduled to open during the second half of 2015, will feature 400 luxurious rooms, swimming pools, a brand-new convention center, as well as other amenities. Also on the South Shore, Garza Blanca is transforming one of its towers into a couplesonly resort, which features 76 junior suites with panoramic views, dining rooms, spas, a rooftop infinity pool 370 feet up above the sea level, and so much more. The new concept is called Hotel Mousai. These and many other lodging options in Puerto Vallarta are now accepting reservations. For more information, please explore virtualvallarta.com’s Where to Stay section. ISSUE 334 Within PV ‘House Hunters International’ returns to Puerto Vallarta next month T he wildly popular HGTV show that airs in over 50 countries will return to Puerto Vallarta next month to film their sixth episode featuring the famous tropical resort destination. It was only in January of 2012 when Timothy Real Estate Group was chosen to be filmed for the first ever ‘House Hunters International’ episode in Puerto Vallarta. Three years later, the real estate powerhouse is on its way towards a half a dozen episodes. Not only has this been an incredible opportunity for the promotion of tourism in this charming coastal town along the Mexican Pacific Riviera, it has also allowed Timothy Real Estate Group an avenue to give back to the local community. They’ve hosted two HHI fundraiser events benefiting a variety of local charity organizations. The last event was the 2014 ‘Gilligan’s Island’ themed fundraiser that had 600 attendees and raised much needed funds for the community. When asked what are some of the challenges in filming another episode, Taniel Chemsian - the real estate agent in the Puerto Vallarta episodes - replied “mixing it up and doing something different. We try to create a show that’s fresh and exciting for the viewers. For that reason, we have a few ‘personalities’ lined up for episode 6… so stay tuned.” You can catch the ‘House Hunters International’ schedule by visiting: www.hgtv.com/shows/house-hunters-international or www.hgtv.ca/househuntersinternational/schedule/ (Source: www.timothyrealestategroup.com/) Alaska Airlines seeks government approval to begin service from Orange County, CA, to Los Cabos & Puerto Vallarta SEATTLE — Alaska Airlines submitted its application today to begin two nonstop service from Orange County, California, to Los Cabos and Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. The flights are pending approval by the U.S. Department of Transportation and the Mexico Dirección General de Aeronáutica Civil (DGAC). The planned year-round service will operate thrice-weekly between Orange County and Puerto Vallarta and fourtimes weekly between Orange County and Los Cabos. “We’re thrilled to add nonstop service from Orange County to two of Mexico’s popular leisure destinations,” said John Kirby, vice president of capacity planning for Alaska Airlines. “Alaska Airlines continues to add new non-stop service to our two largest Mexico destinations, giving our sun-seeking customers low-fare alternatives to vacation in paradise.” Alaska Airlines began flying to Puerto Vallarta and Los Cabos more than 25 years ago. Today, the carrier operates 36 weekly peak-season flights to Puerto Vallarta and 50 weekly peakseason flights to Los Cabos - more than any other carrier from California. The new flights between Orange County and Mexico will be operated with fuel-efficient, next generation Boeing 737 aircraft. Customers can watch hit movies, TV shows and short films wirelessly on their devices, enjoy locally sourced food and beverages, and experience Alaska’s awardwinning service. It’s all part of Alaska BeyondTM — a new way to travel, designed to go above and beyond your expectations. Flight times and introductory fares will be available on www.alaskaair. com once the DOT approves Alaska Airlines’ request for service, which typically takes around four weeks. (Source: http://splash.alaskasworld.com/) Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 9 Within PV 10 ISSUE 334 Better teeth for Boca U ntil now many people living in the small villages south of Puerto Vallarta (Boca de Tomatlan, Las Juntas, Los Veranos, Mismaloya, Quimixto and Las Animas) have never had a dental examination or treatment. Several of these remote communities can be reached only by trail or by boat and a trip to the dentist has been expensive and difficult. In 2014, the International Friendship Club (IFC) started its Dental Outreach Program that focused on the dental needs of students in these areas. A volunteer, Christina Martell, drove the kids in her own vehicle from Boca to Puerto Vallarta each week to visit the dentist, Dr. Gerardo Mijares Valle, who, at little or no cost to the students, examined and treated these new patients. Last year, more than 35 students received dental care through the IFC Dental Outreach Program and more than 220 dental problems were identified as needing repair. Several cases required root canals, extractions, permanent bridges and crowns. The average age of the student seen was 13.5 years and, before the start of the program, more than 95% of secondary school students in the area had never been examined by a dentist. All that is about to change. At the general meeting of IFC on March 10th, our president Dan Grippo announced that the IFC will be providing $4,000. USD (approximately $60,000 pesos) to the new Community Health Clinic in Boca de Tomatlan for them to purchase a dental chair and delivery system, as well as a dental instrument sterilizer and autoclave. Now instead of having to be driven into town, the students and other residents of the area will have access to comprehensive dental services in their own community. The construction of the new clinic, the Clinica Comunidades Unidas en la Salud, is a unique collaborative effort between Ejido de Mismaloya / Boca de Tomatlan, who donated the land, the Santa Barbara / Puerto Vallarta Sister City Committee, Santa Barbara Rotary Club North, Goleta Rotary Club, “mirror club” Club Rotario Puerto Vallarta Sur and the governments of Mexico, Jalisco and Puerto Vallarta. Under a 3-1 funding program, the three arms of the Mexican government matches the funds raised by the Sister City group and its Mirror Club. When completed, the ongoing operations of the clinic will depend totally on local participation, donations and grants. The IFC is proud to be able to help with the clinic’s dental facilities. The IFC is able to support local residents in this way due to the financial contributions it receives from visitors and members who enjoy the Home Tours, bridge classes, Spanish classes, film shows and other activities provided by the club. However, all good things come to an end and now you have only Tuesday 24th and Wednesday 25th of March to enjoy the last of the Home Tours. Tours begin at Sea Monkey restaurant, on the beach at calle Aquiles Serdán just south of Molino de Agua Condominiums in Col. Emiliano Zapata. Registration starts at 9 a.m. and the tours leave at 10:30 (see link below). In other news from the IFC, the Club has elected its members of the Executive Board of Directors to serve for a period of two years. The new board is Henry Golas (President), Dan Grippo (Vice President), Michael Montagano (Treasurer), Donna Dzubay (Recording Secretary), Ann Yusaitis (Corresponding Secretary), Fred Forbes (Director-Facilities) and T.J. Hartung (Director – Internet Services). The final meeting of IFC for this winter season will be a brunch at Fantasia Restaurant, 203 Pino Suarez in the Romantic Zone on the south side of town, on Sunday, April 12th at 10 a.m. Tickets are available at the clubhouse. If you would like to support programs for the children of Puerto Vallarta you can do so by donating to IFC (www.ifcvallarta.com/ class_custom1.cfm) or by taking one of our Home Tours (www. toursforvallarta.com) The International Friendship Club is a registered charitable organization in Mexico listed as Club Internacional de la Amistad de Puerto Vallarta A.C., located at the northeast corner of the Rio Cuale Bridge above the HSBC Bank downtown. Phone: 222-5466. Website: ifcvallarta.com Email: [email protected] Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 ISSUE 334 By I am pretty sure that the subject of History was not one of my favorites while I was in school; I was more of an English and Math kid. Though the year I spent the 11th grade attending a Wisconsin high school was an exception, mainly because at the time I found American history (and government) much more interesting than my Canadian history. There is no denying that our present is based on our past. Though there are some who succeed and further attempt to rewrite or repurpose history, generally the facts of what actually happened remain intact, and are the subject of great interest for most of us who wonder how or why we got here. For years I have known of a little historic mining village nestled up in the Sierra Madre to the east of Ixtapa, known as San Sebastián del Oeste. But not once have I visited. Back in the day, Vallarta Adventures offered a tour that dropped you into San Sebastian by plane. Well not by parachute, but at a small landing strip near the town. Our Mismaloya friends Don and Joanne had that experience about a decade ago, and to this day they are divided on whether or not they would do it again. This time around, our friends asked us to join them on a day trip -by vanto San Sebastián. The highway there is winding and not speedy, but the scenery on this 90-minute trip was outstanding. Again, we can thank the unusual rains of this winter season for keeping everything lush and tropical in this part of the country. My feet actually tingled as we slowly drove across the impressive El Progreso Bridge that joins two high points on Todd Ringness the highway with the river valley far, far below… quite scenic indeed. The town of San Sebastián was founded in 1605 and a mining boom brought the population as high as 40,000 by 1900. But the civil war of 1910 struck hard here, the mines all closed, and tens of thousands left town to never return. It’s estimated that less than 1,000 reside here today, but fortunately all this rich history remains. Upon arriving in San Sebastián via cobblestone roads, we stopped at the La Quinta “Mary” highaltitude organic coffee plantation and roasting company. Their large and very modern roaster sits behind the very old structure that also features some historic artwork and equipment, next to the original processing space. This facility is simple, understated, eclectic, ironic, and wonderful. Of course we bought a bag of FRESH French-roasted whole beans and have enjoyed it every day since. The packaged coffee industry doesn’t want you to know there’s a difference, but once you try truly fresh-roasted coffee, you too may become a freshroast convert like me! Mountains completely surround San Sebastián, making it very picturesque. It actually reminded this Canadian boy a little bit of the feel of old Banff (the birthplace of Canada’s national park system), and it turns out they share a similar elevation of about 4,800 feet above sea level. But San Sebastián is much cozier and older than Banff in a colonial Mexican way… by about 275 years! We enjoyed lunch at the very rustic Lupita’s restaurant near the edge of town. Here the table-buffet special (more than we could eat) was $110 pesos per person, the ambience was great, and the authentic cuisine was delicious — particularly the chicken mole. There are a number of tours available and buses or taxis that travel to San Sebastián. I intend to return to take in some of the sights we missed this time, including the Hacienda Jalisco and the apparently spectacular view from La Bufa in the hills above the village. Take a day and a group and enjoy the journey to this historical jewel in the cooler mountain air that’s only about 60 miles from Vallarta. Sandra Gaye and I took in a couple of fundraising events this week, including the American Legion’s 3rd Annual Chili Cook-off at El Rio BBQ. It was pretty intense, with 17 entrants vying for best chili. My favorite was supplied by Captain Don’s and my wife preferred the chili from Murphy’s Pub. The turnout was great and it was a beautiful afternoon by the river. Congrats to everyone involved! The International Friendship Club is one of our town’s oldest charities, and they are reporting a record year for their Luxury Home Tours fundraising project. We are delighted to be in our second partnership with this charity that makes a big difference in the lives of many here in Vallarta, most especially with the cleft palate surgery program. This is the LAST WEEK of the season to enjoy a Luxury Home Tour, Tuesday or Wednesday morning only. The tour is guided and comfortable coach transportation is included, to view four different luxury homes in our town. Tickets are US $36 and available at VallartaTickets.com We received some very tragic news this week, with the sudden passing of one of our own due to apparent heart failure. Scott Weston aka “Cashetta” was in the middle of a return engagement in the Red Room Cabaret. It seems that everyone who got to meet Scott was touched by his personal warmth and charm. His creativity and style has left an Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Within PV 11 amazing impression on thousands of fans, and he will assuredly live on in our collective memories. May he rest in peace and may all those who loved him find comfort in their memories of a special one gone too soon. With each minute that passes, we are writing our own unalterable history. My prayer is that I figure out how to be FULLY intentional with the 525,600 minutes I am blessed with each year that I am here. I hope that you too can budget and spend your time with a good exchange of wisdom, for a proud history to call your own. Blessings upon you! Todd Ringness Along with his wife Sandra Gaye are the founders of Vallarta Tickets, a Canadian online ticketing agency serving the Banderas Bay region and beyond. You can usually see this man about town, or you can email: [email protected] 12 Calendar / Directories ISSUE 334 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 ISSUE 334 Airline Directory AEROTRON 226-8440 AIR CANADA 01 800 719-2827 AIR TRANSAT 01 800 900-1431 ALASKA 01 800 252-7522 AMERICAN 01 800 904-6000 CONTINENTAL See United DELTA 01 800 266-0046 FRONTIER 01 800 432-1359 INTERJET 01 800 011-2345 SUN COUNTRY 01 800 924-6184 UNITED 01 800 864-8331 US AIRWAYS 01 800 428-4322 AEROMEXICO 01 800 021-4000 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Calendar / Directories 13 Beyond PV 14 ISSUE 334 Why government offices were closed last Monday, a national holiday… Benito Juarez: Mexico’s liberal reformer B enito Juarez was a Mexican politician and statesman of the late nineteenth century. He was president for five terms in the turbulent years of 1858 to 1872. Perhaps the most remarkable aspect of Juarez’s life in politics is his background: he was a full-blooded native of Zapotec descent – the only full-blooded native to ever serve as president of Mexico – who did not even speak Spanish until he was in his teens. Born on March 21, 1806, into grinding poverty in the rural hamlet of San Pablo Guelatao, Juarez was orphaned as a toddler and worked in the fields for most of his young life. He went to Oaxaca at the age of 12 to live with his sister and worked as a servant for a time before being noticed by Antonio Salanueva, a Franciscan friar. Salanueva saw him as a potential priest and arranged for Juarez to enter the Santa Cruz seminary, where young Benito learned Spanish and law before graduating in 1827. He continued his education, entering the Institute of Science and Art, graduating in 1834 with a law degree. Even before his graduation, Juarez was involved in local politics, serving as a city councilman in Oaxaca, where he earned a reputation as a staunch defender of native rights. He was made a judge in 1841, and became known as a fiercely anticlerical liberal. By 1847 he had been elected governor of the State of Oaxaca. The United States and Mexico were at war from 1846 to 1848, although the state of Oaxaca was nowhere near the fighting. During his tenure as governor, Juarez angered conservatives by passing laws allowing for the confiscation of church funds and lands. Former President Antonio López de Santa Anna had been driven from Mexico after the war with the United States. In 1853, however, he returned, and quickly set up a conservative government that exiled many liberals, including Juarez. Juarez spent time in Cuba and New Orleans, where he worked in a cigarette factory. While in New Orleans, he teamed with other exiles to plot Santa Anna’s downfall. When liberal general Juan Alvarez launched a coup, Juarez hurried back, and was there in November of 1854 when Alvarez’s forces captured the capital. Alvarez quickly made himself president and named Juárez Minister of Justice. The liberals had the upper hand for the moment, but their ideological conflict with conservatives continued to smolder. As minister of Justice, Juarez passed laws limiting church power, and in 1857 a new constitution was passed, which limited them even further. By then, Juarez was in Mexico City, serving in his new role as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. The new constitution turned out to be the spark that reignited the smoking fires of conflict between the liberals and conservatives, and in December, 1857, the conservative general Félix Zuloaga overthrew the government. Many prominent liberals, including Juarez, were arrested. Released from prison, Juarez went to Guanajuato, where he declared himself president and declared war. The two governments, led by Juárez and Zuloaga, were sharply divided, mostly over the role of religion in government. Juárez worked to further limit the powers of the church during the conflict. The U.S. government, forced to pick a side, formally recognized the liberal Juárez government in 1859. This turned the tide in favor of the liberals, and on January 1, 1861, Juárez returned to Mexico City to assume the presidency of a united Mexico. After the disastrous reform war, Mexico and its economy were in tatters. The nation still owed great sums of money to foreign nations, and Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 in late 1861, Britain, Spain and France united to send troops to Mexico to collect. Some intense last-minute negotiations convinced the British and Spanish to withdraw, but the French remained, and began fighting their way to the capital, which they reached in 1863. They were welcomed by conservatives, who had been out of power since Juarez’ return. Juárez and his government were forced to flee. The French invited Ferdinand Maximilian Joseph, a 31-year-old Austrian nobleman, to come to Mexico and assume rule. In this, they had the support of many Mexican conservatives, who thought that a monarchy would best stabilize the country. Maximilian and his wife Carlota arrived in 1864, where they became crowned emperor and empress of Mexico. Juárez continued to war with the French and conservative forces, eventually forcing the emperor to flee the capital. Maximilian was captured and executed in 1867, effectively ending the French occupation. Juarez was re-elected to the presidency in 1867 and 1871, but did not live to finish his last term. He was felled by a heart attack while working at his desk on July 18, 1872. Today’s Mexicans view Juárez much like some Americans see Abraham Lincoln: he was a firm leader when his nation needed one, who took a side in a social issue that drove his nation to war. There is a city (Ciudad Juárez) named after him, as well as countless streets, schools, businesses, etc. He is held in particularly high regard by Mexico’s considerable indigenous population, who rightly view him as a trailblazer in native rights and justice. (Source: www.latinamericanhistory.about.com) ISSUE 334 Beyond PV 15 San Pancho announces Annual Circus Event virtualvallarta.com Text and photos T he annual Circo de los Niños event in San Pancho will take place on March 19, 20 and 21. If you are in town or plan to be, this is an event you cannot miss. Circo de los Niños presents its benefit performance with over 70 young artists. Their new training space (Bodega Circo, between Colectivo San Pancho and Entreamigos Centro Comunitario) will be transformed into a beautifully designed theater just for the event! Four years ago, Gilles St. Croix with his wife Monique Voyer created a circus school for the children of San Pancho, a small beachfront village in Riviera Nayarit, approximately one hour north of Puerto Vallarta. This non-profit organization supports the development of local children from 8 to 17 years old. Through circus arts and techniques, the children build confidence, focus, determination and physical capacities. Directed by Gilles Ste-Croix, co-founder of Cirque du Soleil, these shows demonstrate the powerful creative and collective outcome of this unique community project. This year’s performance, named “Dar a Luz,” (translated as “to give light”) is a tribute to the dreaming, believing and manifesting what is now the new Bodega Circo: the space where children (and those young at heart) give birth to ideas and possibilities. While Circo de los Niños currently operates as a separate entity, Entreamigos continues to collaborate with and support the valuable work of the project. In October, the program activities moved into its new space, with its expanded team and a renovated program. We are thrilled to see the growth - with over 80 students participating in the last cycle. Performances will take place Friday, March 20th at 7:30 p.m., with a 4 pm matinee on Saturday, March 21st. Tickets are $250 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 MX (general) and $500 MX (donation-patron). These benefit performances support the ongoing activities of Circo de los Niños. In addition, a portion of ticket sales will go towards supporting Entreamigos programs. Tickets are on sale now inside Entreamigos Centro Comunitario (San Pancho) and at the Sayulita Coastal Properties (Sayulita). Buy your tickets now as tickets sell out quickly for this important benefit event. For more information, visit www. circodelosninosdesanpancho. mx or Facebook / Circo de los Niños de San Pancho. Contact at [email protected] The 7 Arts 16 ISSUE 334 ‘Desperate Princesses’ reigns at The Palm with Amy Armstrong & Cesar Daniel Bravo Ramirez A my Armstrong and Cesar Daniel Bravo Ramirez will star in Desperate Princesses, the smash comedy stage production, now offered in both English (March 24-27) and Spanish (April 2-11) at The Palm Cabaret and Bar. ‘Once upon a time, in a very prosperous, peaceful and rich kingdom, four beautiful princesses lived in big castles married to their handsome princes. Some fifteen years after their supposed “happily ever after”, the four princesses who married for love, now find themselves only four Desperate Princesses.’ So goes the premise of this hilarious comedic stage adventure, featuring four well-known Disney Princesses; Snow White, Cinderella, Belle and Sleeping Beauty, who band together and commiserate, after their fairytale love lives have fizzled. What happens next is a fast-paced comedy full of witty one liners and juicy gossip, where dramatic secrets and broken dreams are revealed. Inspired in part by the popular television series of US origin, Desperate Housewives, and a huge success locally last season, it was written for the stage in 2007, by Mexican playwright Tomás Urtusástegui. The Palm productions will be directed by Ramiro Daniel and will star cabaret music and comedy icon Amy Armstrong (English version only), and actor Cesar Daniel Bravo Ramirez, of the recently critically acclaimed local production of Equus. Also starring in the productions will be Juan Carlos Ramirez Ruiz, Juan Pablo Hernandez Salcedo, and Cesar Trujillo. It will be presented in two different limited engagements, one in English beginning March 24 - 27 at 9:30 p.m., and in Spanish, as Princesas Desesperadas, April 2 -11 at 8 p.m. Please see the link below for more information and online tickets for all shows at The Palm. Last year, each performance of the Spanish version did sell out, so tickets are expected to be in high demand again. Also playing at The Palm is Amy Armstrong, affectionately known as the gal with ‘the voice of an angel, and the mouth of a sailor’, who performs both music and comedy in ‘Diva Loca’ (Crazy Diva). Amy, best known for her brassy, bawdy comedy and powerful vocals, will be joined by special guests, including popular Argentinian duo Bohemia Viva on guitar and vocals. ‘Diva Loca’ is now playing through March 31. And Luis and Andrea of Bohemia Viva star in their own show, featuring steamy love songs and sizzling Latin rhythms, now playing through April 5. ‘Greater Tuna’, now in its third extended run, and starring Tracy Parks and Chaz Weathers, continues to charm audiences. Set in the third smallest (fictional) town in Texas, where the Lions Club is too liberal and Patsy Cline never dies, the two actors portray 20 men, women, children, and animals (with 42 costume changes) in this comedy hit about a small town, small minds and big hearts. ‘Greater Tuna’ is now playing through April 1. Latcho & Andrea: The Blond Gypsies are European recording artists who perform Gypsy Rumba and Spanish Flamenco Guitar music. Both of German descent, Latcho & Andrea take influences from around the world, authentically producing the mysterious and passionate sounds of Gypsy Flamenco music. They have two remaining performances on March 21 & 31 at 7 p.m. And Luna Rumba, featuring Cheko Ruiz on vocals & guitar and George “Geo” Uhrich on violin, mandolin, flamenco & electric guitars, is a fusion of Gypsy, Latin, Celtic, Flamenco, Middle Eastern and Rock. They have one remaining show on March 23rd at 8 p.m. The Palm is well-known for bringing top notch, cutting-edge entertainment to Vallarta. Inside you’ll find an intimate, completely refurbished 90seat cabaret with outstanding sound and lighting, creating the ambiance of cabarets from days gone by. Shows are scheduled seven days per week with two different shows nightly through April, 2015. The Palm also offers matinées at 4 p.m. on selected shows. The Palm is non-smoking (a patio is provided for smokers), located at 508 Olas Altas in the Romantic Zone on the south side of town. Tickets may be purchased online 24/7, and at The Palm’s Box Office, open from 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. daily. A full calendar of performances, information and online tickets are available at www. ThePalmPV.com You can also find the Palm on Facebook at The Palm Cabaret and Bar. Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 ISSUE 334 The 7 Arts 17 Forever Plaid breaks box office records Forever Plaid, The Heavenly Musical Hit has taken Vallarta by storm. What happens when you take four of the most handsome, talented men who sing like angels and put them on a stage? Forever Plaid happens. Relive an era when doo-wop was king, big hairdos were in, cars had enormous fins, and the harmonizing bands of the 50s were all the rage. This hallmark jukebox musical comedy by Stuart Ross centers on a quartet whose dream of recording an album ended in a bus collision while on their way to their biggest gig. Now they’ve been miraculously revived for the show that never was. You’ll be humming along with the great nostalgic pop hits of the 1950’s and rollin’ in the aisles from the delightful patter of the original clean-cut boy band – The Plaids. Featuring such hits as Sixteen Tons, Chain Gang, Three Coins in the Fountain, Perfidia, Cry, Catch a Falling Star, Day-O, Gotta Be This or That, Matilda, and Heart and Soul. The Plaids get a chance to look back at their lives, and they discover that they didn’t just have wonderful lives; their lives were wonderful, because they lived them together. Together they can achieve the unimaginable, the unexplainable. Forever Plaid performs at 7 p.m. at the Main Stage Theater at Act II March 19, 20, 21, 24, 26, 28, 31, April 2, 3, 4 Starring local performers Elvis Martinez, Alfonso Lopez, Roberto Duran and Jose Maria Caudillo with Bob Bruneau at the piano. Forever Plaid is produced by Act II Entertainment and Mary Amelotte. The Voice of Vallarta - The Return of Season One Favorites and CD launch of the Voice of Vallarta winner 2014 - Coral. Join us this Sunday for a very exciting Voice of Vallarta on the Main Stage as we welcome back the five audience favorites from last year to sing duets with this year’s Top Five. Welcome back to the stage: Ofelia Uribe; Jose Maria Caudillo; Flor Hernandez; Agua Luna Mia (Dorys) and last year’s winner, Coral. This week each of the top five have been paired up with last year’s top five audience favorites to sing duets. Last year’s winner, Coral, will be sitting in the judge’s chair and celebrating the release of her new CD “Coral, The Voice of Vallarta” produced by Act II Entertainment and Carlos Santana. CD goes on sale Sunday, March 22 only at Act II. One thing is sure: The Voice of Vallarta is hotter than ever! The Voice is down to the top five and who goes home no one knows. Join us every Sunday for Vallarta’s favorite show, The Voice of Vallarta - 8 p.m. The Main Stage theater is located upstairs in the Act II Entertainment STAGES complex at 300 Insurgentes (corner of Basilio Badillo)in the Romantic Zone on the south side of town. Tel.: 222-1512. Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 The 7 Arts 18 ISSUE 334 Be swept away by the beauty and simplicity of Rocky Mountain High By Nancy Page “Rocky Mountain High, the music of John Denver” features Paul Aleman with John Denver Band member Renee Armand. Hear the music and hear the stories behind the music. John Denver loved the mountains, the wilderness and the natural environment. He communicated that love perfectly in his songs and the way he lived his life. He was an amazing spokesman for the natural environment and all its wonder. John Denver has been gone for 17 years, but his music lives on and continues to be rediscovered and appreciated by new generations of music lovers. This past December, the Red Room featured Paul Aleman and Renee Armand in ‘Rocky Mountain High - The Music of John Denver.’ This John Denver Tribute Show is returning to The Red Room for 6 shows in the month of March. Hear the music and the background stories from Paul Aleman and Renee Armand, a John Denver band member who performed with John for six years and appeared on the DVD “Thank God I’m A Country Boy” and also on Rocky Mountain High. Renee is also known for singing the Academy Award winning song The Morning After from the movie “The Poseidon Adventure.” She wrote One Day in Your Life that was recorded by Michael Jackson and also I Dream of Highways with Hoyt Axton. She performed with ‘The Coyote Sisters’ as well. In ‘Rocky Mountain High,’ Paul and Renee will present the music of John Denver along with stories from the road and insights into the music. With honesty and pureness, this duo recreates the magic of John Denver’s music as their voices blend together in beautiful harmony. With Paul on guitar, they deliver a performance that will sweep you away with the beauty and simplicity of the music. To have John Denver’s music communicated so eloquently by someone that worked and toured the world with him is priceless. If you are a John Denver fan, you won’t want to miss ‘Rocky Mountain High - The Music of John Denver,’ in The Red Room Cabaret. With the remarkable voices of Paul and Renee, rediscover the simplicity and beauty of John Denver’s music and message. March 20, 22, 27, 29 at 9:30 p.m. Walk Like A Man - Paul Fracassi – is an exciting tribute to Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons, the hugely popular New Jersey–based recording stars. The show features 23-year old singing sensation Paul Fracassi, a former Star Search and Canadian Idol semi-finalist and graduate of Toronto’s famous St. Elizabeth School for the Performing Arts. His vocal range and showmanship are always a big hit. March 24, 26, 28, 31 at 7:30 p.m. Every week at the Red Room Cabaret… Miss Conception - An all live singing show with your favorite story book characters with a twist. Mondays at 7:30 and 9:30 p.m., Thursdays at 9:30 p.m. Kim Kuzma - Being her 10th year of performing in PV, Kim has learned to simply give what audiences want from her. “Just Kim” is exactly that. Kim’s Acustico show features Kim and her fantastic 5 piece band. Acustico Sundays at 7:30 p.m., Just Kim Wednesdays at 9:30 p.m. ELVIS - Rob Knight holds the title of Pacific Northwest 2014 Division Champion as an Elvis Tribute Artist. Forever Elvis is reminiscent of his lively and passionate Las Vegas stage shows and concerts. Wednesdays at 4 p.m. The Red Room Cabaret & Bar is located upstairs in the Act II Entertainment STAGES complex at 300 Insurgentes (corner of Basilio Badillo)in the Romantic Zone on the south side of town. Tel.: 222-1512. Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 ISSUE 334 TIME 2 PLAY Rocks the Red Room at Act II Stages After delighting crowds at the Chacala Music Festival and Puerto Vallarta venues, Time 2 Play will close their 2015 season with “Rockin’ the Red Room,” two shows on stage in Act II’s Red Room cabaret, Friday, March 27th at 7:30 p.m. and Saturday, March 28th at 5 p.m. Over the past four years, Time 2 Play’s six person ensemble has entertained local audiences with tight 4-part vocals and their own instrumentation on piano, guitar, violin, bass and drums. Every performance knits seamlessly together with the easy banter and spontaneous humor that only longtime friendship, mutual respect and a shared love of performing can ensure. “I always leave with a smile on my face.” “They never fail to give a totally entertaining show.” “I love their versatility and humor,” are comments often heard from audience members. Each Time 2 Play musician displays instrumental virtuosity, then casually sets their instruments aside to sing tight a capella harmonies, or perform solos accompanied by others within the group. Programs showcasing their versatility and variety feature blues, jazz, country, folk, classical, as well as hilarious novelty numbers, all delivered with humor and harmony. In “Rockin’ the Red Room,” Time2Play’s season ending concert will include ballads and blues by Joy Lehman and Garry Carson; classical piano and violin virtuosity of Lois Rogers and Mary MacLachlan; and fresh and funny comic relief by Don MacLachlan, who will once again try to convince us that “He Is Cow”. Drummer Enrique Jimenez, as usual, will provide impeccable rhythm, winning smiles, and perhaps a note or two of vocals as well. Don’t miss this toe tappin’, hand clappin’, exuberant show, March 27 and 28, with performer proceeds benefitting the Puerto Vallarta Youth Orchestra. Tickets for $250. pesos are available at Stages Act II Box Office on Basillo Badillo, and Vallartatickets.com Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 The 7 Arts 19 20 Map ISSUE 334 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 ISSUE 334 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Map 21 22 The 7 Arts ISSUE 334 Boutique Theatre offers original compilation of comedy classics Laughs from the past revisited By Catherine Beeghly Entertainment Writer Who remembers Victor Borge, Lily Tomlin, and George Carlin? If you do, you’re probably smiling right now. Puerto Vallarta resident T.J. Hartung has compiled his favorite comedy sketches of yesteryear in a new show, “Anthology of Comedy”. “Steel Magnolias” was the first show he was The next main stage dinner theater show at The Boutique Theatre will recreate classic part of. He’s worked with nine directors in moments in comedy history, presented with seven venues, on more than 40 shows in Puerto local performers, readers’ theater-style. Dinners Vallarta, mostly as a technical director doing will be served at 5 p.m. with the curtain rising at lights and sound. “It was a natural transition for me,” he said, “because my degree is in computer 6 p.m., March 26, 27 and 28. T.J. hopes to tap into people’s nostalgia for science, back in the days when you had to be some of the “good old days. “I want the show able to both design the hardware and write the to bring up memories - memories of good times, software.” T.J. has lived in PV for almost 21 years, and good friends, good TV shows, etcetera.” T.J. hopes people will complain about the received his Mexican citizenship 10 years ago. show he’s also directing - but not with the kinds He’s active with the International Friendship Club, as vice president of administration, web of complaints you might expect. “‘My jaw muscles hurt from laughing too master, and newsletter composer. “I’m also on the board of directors of the much.’ ‘My stomach and side muscles hurt.’ ‘My underwear is wet.’ ‘My mascara is running Vallarta Botanical Gardens, where I often give from laughing so hard I cried,’ ” T.J. quipped. talks on orchids. In May, I’ll be on a speaking “But I am not responsible for anyone’s running tour throughout New England and East Central Canada, where I’ll be talking to 13 different mascara, or wet underwear.” Among the well-known sketches are those orchid societies about Mexican orchids, and made famous by comedy legends Flip Wilson, promoting tourism to PV.” Dates and locations Redd Foxx, Abbott & Costello, Johnny Carson, can be found on www.pvorchids.com T.J. met his wife Helen in PV more than 18 Flip Wilson, “Father Guido Sarducci,” and others. In his cast are Boutique veterans Alice years ago, and they’ve been married 15 years. Averett, Catalina Meders, Steve Jackson, He’s written articles for “Orchids Magazine,” Catherine Beeghly, and newcomer Gloria Tyson. the official publication of the American Orchid “Cast members will be reading various roles in Society, and has been writing articles for local a number of comedy routines, subject to change, newspapers for many years under a pseudonym. The March 26, 27 and 28 shows will be based on cast wishes, the weather, phases of the moon, the direction of the wind, and several presented at The Boutique Theatre, upstairs conditions that are too complicated to reveal,” at Nacho Daddy’s, 287 Basilio Badillo in the he said. The performers will also jump in as Romantic Zone district. A dinner-and-a-show option is offered at announcers, and in short comedic bits T.J. 5 p.m. Diners can choose a steak, chicken or wrote to transition the vegetarian meal, or order off the regular menu at the “Mex-Tex” restaurant. Show-only tickets sketches. T.J. is retired are also available. Audiences are invited to from a career in remain for the dance music lively crowds enjoy, computer technology immediately following each show, on Thursday, , and managing hotel Friday and Saturday nights. Nacho Daddy’s charges no cover for its live operations for more than 30 years. In music shows, presented almost every night of 2001 he began his the week. For information, please call 322-192-4616. “retirement career” at the now-defunct Santa Tickets for all Boutique Theatre shows are Barbara Theater in available at www.vallartatickets.com Puerto Vallarta. Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 ISSUE 334 Magic comes to Vallarta Todd Diamond sparkles, blending comedy and illusion By Catherine Beeghly Entertainment Writer “I’m a totally different person onstage,” Todd Diamond said quietly in a recent interview. Even the deep resonance of his voice had a sort of magic to it. Diamond is bringing his personal blend of comedy and magic to three shows at The Boutique Theatre, upstairs at Nacho Daddy’s, 287 Basilio Badillo in the Romantic Zone district of Puerto Vallarta. The March 20 and 21 shows wrap up his season performing in Mexico. “What you’ll see is the result of 20 years of practice, and award-winning slight-of-hand tricks. I’ve learned from some of the best in magic,” the entertainer said. “The second half of my show is when I do mentalist work, and read people’s minds, to show we’re all connected in this crazy world.” Diamond said his constant interaction with the audience keeps people on their toes. “My show is different in the sense that I combine comedy and magic, and in how I put it all together. It’s hard to describe myself. My show is messy. Cards end up all over the stage. Mom would not approve.” Diamond was drawn into the world of illusion when he saw a live performance of David Copperfield. His hobby soon turned into his profession, as he added mind-reading and pickpocketing to his repertoire. In the last two decades, Diamond has performed in late-night spots from New York to California. He has entertained scores of Fortune 500 companies, and has fooled some of the biggest names of stage and screen. He has also appeared in more than 17 countries, including a recent run of TV specials in Indonesia, which were seen by millions of viewers in Indonesia, China, Singapore and Malaysia. Diamond moved to Chapala a year ago, and currently lives in Guadalajara. He has performed at various stages in Mexico, including the Stage & Forum in Nuevo Vallarta. His show at the Boutique Theater will be the last chance Mexico audiences can see him this season. Diamond is grateful for the warm reception he’s received here. “When I got here in Puerto Vallarta, the response has been, ‘Wow, I’ve lived here 20 years and never seen a magician.’ It’s been an interesting experience. People here have been very welcoming and supportive.” Since 1997, Diamond has been a professional entertainer, as well as a stage and tour manager. He has worked with entertainers Doug Pinnick and Kirby Van Birch, as well as being a manager Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 The 7 Arts 23 for the Chinese acrobats. His hobbies are reading, business, video gaming, competition shooting, computers, theater, film, and creative writing. A dinner-and-a-show option is offered at 5 p.m. Diners can choose a steak, chicken or vegetarian meal, or order off the regular menu at the “Mex-Tex” restaurant. Show-only tickets are also available. Since The Boutique Theatre moved upstairs at Nacho Daddy’s last year, the marriage has produced a varied line-up of shows. Asylum Improv Comedy, produced by and featuring David Guilmette, invites people who want to laugh to join their shows on alternating Tuesdays. The next performances are from 7-8:30 p.m. March 24, April 7 and 21, and May 5 and 19. “Fear the Funny” is the troupe’s slogan. The show is emceed by “Man About Town” columnist Todd Ringness, and also features Caroline Crow. The Boutique Theatre also presents Mikki Prost in “Forever Patsy,” the Patsy Cline tribute show that nearly always sells out. Last show: March 31st. The main stage show at The Boutique Theatre is “Anthology of Comedy,” an original creation compiled and edited by T.J. Hartung of Puerto Vallarta. The show recreates classic moments in comedy history, with sketches made famous by George Carlin, Lily Tomlin, Flip Wilson, Redd Foxx, Abbott & Costello, and more. Dinners will be served at 5 p.m. with the curtain rising at 6 p.m., March 26, 27 and 28. Earlier this season The Boutique Theatre presented “Nunsense: Vallarta Vacation,” “The Odd Couple: Female Version,” and “Chatting with The Tea Party” at Nacho Daddy’s. For information, please call 322-182-4616. Tickets for all shows are available at www. vallartatickets.com 24 The 7 Arts ISSUE 334 Banderas Bay Jazz Allstars – One night only! The Banderas Bay Jazz All-Stars consists of Chas Eller, on keyboards, Bryan Savage on sax & flute, Steve York on bass, and Lazaro Poey on drums. Individually these players have had successful careers back in the States, in Europe, in Cuba, and around the world. Now they are spending winters in the greater Puerto Vallarta area, joining forces to create an amazing musical chemistry the likes of which this area has not seen before. The uniqueness of these four individuals’ musical roots makes for a repertoire that covers the gamut of jazz, blues, and funk style. Friday, March 20th at 7:30 p.m. in the Red Room Cabaret and Bar located upstairs in the Act II Entertainment STAGES complex at 300 Insurgentes (corner of Basilio Badillo) in the Romantic Zone on the south side of town. Tel.: 222-1512. Los Bambinos ramp up for final performances By Christina Larson The last couple of weeks in March celebrate a fabulous and successful season of shows with Los Bambinos in their final performances! Now is the time to experience the best quartet in Vallarta in one or both of their two shows. On Tuesday, March 24th and 31st see Los Bambinos’ last two presentations of their ever-popular show: Flashback World Favorites Tour with rock-n-roll sound and vibrant renditions of oldies rock favorites. On Friday, March 27th catch their final Los Bambinos: Unplugged Latino show, featuring an easy-listening evening of Latin & international rhythms set in an acoustic musical backdrop. On stage in fine two-hour performances of choice international and Latino music, you are sure to enjoy a fantastic night out, with some of Vallarta’s best musicians. The four charming Morales Brothers pour their hearts and smiles (and of course top-notch musicianship) into each and every show. Satisfied fans comment positively after each show, and many repeat listeners grace the audience each week. Bring friends for a good time at the Roxy Rock House’s cabaretstyle venue. Reserve your table early for the best seat in the house. Remember: with your VIP seats, you receive the best seats in the house, first admission into the show and autographed memorabilia. Whether wanting a fun night out while in town or planning a private event, Los Bambinos music delivers the heart of Puerto Vallarta to you. The group brings choice entertainment to each and every event and show, melding disciplined vocal study and inherent musical talent with over ten years of international performance experience. Their memorable performances truly bring any party to life! Los Bambinos’ final Flashback World Favorites Tour performances are Tuesday, March 24th and 31st from 8 to 10 p.m. The final Los Bambinos: Unplugged show is this Friday, March 27th from 8 to 10 p.m. Both shows are at the Roxy Rock House with live music every night at 217 Ignacio L. Vallarta in the Romantic Zone on the south side of town. Tickets and booking at 222-4357 (English spoken) or online at www. losbambinosmusic.com See you at the show! Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 ISSUE 334 G aleria de Ollas was established in 1998, when the children of the master potters were children. Now, following the footsteps of their parents, they have learned and in some cases surpassed the skills of their folks and now are consolidated artists in their own rights. Some of them are: OLIVIA DOMINGUEZ She started to learn when she was 8 year old and actually started to sell her pieces at age 16. Her parents Francisco and Juana Cota (+) taught her the ceramic arts (1989). Her most striking pieces are formed in white clay with intricate animal effigies. She also works pieces in brown and black clay and oxygen reduction firing to get black on black pieces. Being an energetic and very active woman, during the last 6 yearly Mata Ortiz contests she has won either 1st or 2nd prize in her category and/or the Prize for Excellence. Her participation in the National Ceramics contests has also given her first and second prices. Presently she is exhibiting her works in the World Trade Center in Mexico City. The 7 Arts GALERIA DE OLLAS 25 Exclusively dedicated to showcase the best works of Mata Ortiz potters OLIVIA DOMINGUEZ IVONE OLIVAS IVONE OLIVAS At the age of 13, she learned to do pottery directly from the master Juan Quezada. Ivone paints white circular designs leaving intriguing blank spaces on very elegant black or brown vessels. The same drawing is copied three times on the surface and, on a second look from the top of the piece, a spiral shape is found around a cut lip shape. Her pieces are made by her husband Florencio Sánchez, also a very talented artist. He forms very thin walled pots with different mouths. Their shapes, when added to the designs painted by Ivone, make extraordinary pieces. ELICENA COTA Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 OSCAR QUEZADA 26 The 7 Arts By ISSUE 334 Joe Harrington Cinderella versus Cinderella T his classic fairy tale has been told many times in the past on the silver screen. This latest version holds up very well against the competition. One thing I liked is that it starts with Cinderella as a baby rather than already in the clutches of the evil stepmother, as in the animated Disney version of so many decades ago. This was the same approach taken with Ever After starring Drew Barrymore and Angela Houston. Which brings up comparing films that are remakes of the same thing. In the latest Cinderella, we had Cate Blanchett as the wicked stepmother and Lily James as Cinderella. Also, Helena Bonham Carter as the fairy godmother versus Patrick Godfrey as the Godfather. How do these various people, telling the same story, stack up? Close. Very close. Which makes me wonder… why do remakes of the same story unless you think you can hit a grand slam versus an empty bases home run? This latest version of this classic tale is basically a remake of the original Disney animation effort. And I mean right down to the soon-to-be-queen’s coach being made of a pumpkin, her horses four converted mice, the coachmen two lizards and the driver a goose. Over and over I have stated a dislike for remakes that don’t take chances. I like to use the example of High Noon, which has had quite a few flicks dip into this iconic western. The only remake I liked was Outland staring Sean Connery. Because, although it followed the storyline, it changed the location to the future with the action on a mining asteroid. Good remake. What did Ever After have that this latest version didn’t? Funny line after funny line, originality in plot and a tough, hard-nosed, willful Cinderella who pretty much doesn’t take guff from anyone, including her stepmother. What I liked about Ever After was that it delivered, not a fantasy, but a straight story. No hunt for the woman who lost the glass slipper, no prince not recognizing a woman at a ball, whom he has already fallen in love with. No, the prince and Cinderella develop a love in a much more traditional courting way – getting to know each other. The production line in the latest Cinderella involving the castles, the scenery, the gowns, the hairdos, are spectacular. The word lavish resonates throughout. Ever After shows a grittier side of life in the old days. Vegetable gardens, dray carts, geese and pigs and horses and dirt and mire and men caged like animals. And it introduces historical figures like Leonardo Di Vinci, who ends up playing the role of fairy godfather. Cinderella 2015 is almost breathtakingly beautiful. And the choice of a blue gown for our heroine to attend the ball in was brilliant. When she sweeps down the steps there is no doubt that she would capture every eye of the packed ballroom. How did these two movies make out on the rotten tomatoes Meter? Very close. Cinderella 2015 got a 84% approval rating, Ever After a staggering 90%. Why staggering? Try getting any group of people to agree that closely on anything. The last time this high a percentage of people Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 in America agreed on something was when the twin towers came down. So what’s the problem? In trying to explain why Cinderella ends up where she does – basically a scullery maid for her stepsisters and their vicious and conniving mother – bogs things down. The original story was only 2,500 words long. Start showing how our orphan lost her mother to sickness and her father to a heart attack and things get weepy real quick. And it does not show how her father fell for such a wicked woman. However, my recommendation is to go see this movie. I just would not bring too young a child with you. The theater I was in had a lot of kids who looked like they were five, six, seven. It didn’t take long before the fidgeting began. But for an older teenager and any adult, it is a wonderfully crafted flick. But Ever After deserved to edge it out by a nose. So my second recommendation is to rent it and watch Drew Barrymore do her stuff. Joe Harrington Is an internationally published true crime writer and documentary filmmaker. Send comments or criticism to [email protected] Artwork by Bob Crabb. ISSUE 334 Adult daughters of alcoholics …and maybe the rest of us too! (part 2) By Giselle Belanger Last week I described the a) achiever, b) triangulator, c) passive one, d) other-directed one. Now here are the next four types. Let’s see which ones sound familiar either for you or someone you know. The Conflict Avoider: avoids personal conflict at any cost, but is always helping everyone else with their problems, which helps her avoid her own. She is a peoplepleaser and does not believe healthy arguments exist. She postpones her own problems and never resolves anything. The only time she can receive emotional support from others is when something beyond her control has happened to her, such as an accident or illness. Consequently, she is good in a crisis, is a good negotiator and problem solver for others, persistent, thinks of alternatives and is a good communicator. The negatives include: powerlessness, depression, denial, intimidated, inability to receive, and takes on too many problems. Hypermature: takes herself too seriously, doesn’t allow herself to have enough fun, can’t just let go, needs be in control of her emotions, has a great deal of difficulty allowing anyone to do anything for her and usually believes they can’t do as good as she can. She is the “parent” in the group. Her childhood was cut short, began to behave like an adult too soon. In relationships, she makes everything too intense, can’t lighten up, and feels disproportionately responsible for the success of the relationship. She is organized, prepared, attentive, meets goals, reliable, analytical. The negatives are: critical, avoids taking risks, RN, LCSW difficulty expressing emotions, blames herself too much, driven, and suffers stress-related illnesses. The Detacher: wants to remove herself emotionally and psychologically from all situations that make her uncomfortable. She realizes as an adolescent that even though she must live with this dysfunctional family, it isn’t going to bother me anymore. As soon as she is old enough, she leaves (physically detaches). She enters a cycle called “premature closer” which means she leaves every time something or someone makes her uncomfortable. Consequently, she has not allowed herself to learn to work things out or find solutions. The emotional motivation is to avoid being hurt. In relationships, she leaves at the first sign of trouble. She is perceptive, independent, self-motivated, a traveler, non-conformist. The negatives: defiant, lonely, jealous and suspicious, rigid, non-feeling, in denial, at high risk for addiction. The 8th and final type is what you become once you’ve healed from past injuries and transitioned the negative traits. Basically, it is the goal of a recovered self. can be herself without fearing rejection, and she knows she is a good person. She grew beyond her injuries, knows how to take risks, to forgive, to share, and to love. NOTE: All of the above information was taken from: (ACKERMAN, Robert (2002) Perfect Daughters (revised edition). Deerfield Beach, FL, USA: Health Communications, Inc., ch 10, pgs 171-198.) Ask yourself… Do you allow your feelings? Can you admit to yourself and to others how you feel? Have you learned how to express your emotions or are you suppressing them and minimizing their significance and importance? Do you regularly and readily ask for help without waiting until a situation is out of control or the last resort? How is your self-esteem? What is your self-worth based on? Can you accept compliments? Do you truly know who you are? Are you clear about what you want out of life and in a relationship? How trusting are you? Do you live in fear of what people think, of what may or may not happen, of failure? Do your relationships revolve around avoiding conflict and preventing rejection or abandonment? Can you tell others “no”? Do you like yourself? Do you practice self-love? Decide to do the work Honestly evaluate your positive and negative characteristics and The Invulnerable: is healthy, either because she emerged from the dysfunctional family that way or because in her personal recovery, she worked through her issues and feelings. She experiences her pain, doesn’t deny her feelings, asks for and accepts help, acts on her own behalf, accepts her vulnerabilities. She has learned to use her positive traits she acquired growing up. In relationships, her emotional and physical needs are being met, she can negotiate openly with her partner, Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Health Matters 27 determine what behaviors, attitudes, and beliefs you want to go forward with and which ones no longer serve you, are no longer part of who you want to be, and leave them behind. This may be difficult at first because it is all so familiar. You may need to ask your partner and friends what they think. You may not actually realize the extent of some of your behaviors or attitudes. “Am I really that controlling?”… “Do I really say that so often?”… etc. You may be surprised and you may be hurt, but it is part of your evaluation process and very necessary in order to identify what you need to change. Invest the time and energy into making the changes. It takes practice and very conscious deliberate efforts. Every day you have to remain very aware of your thoughts and behaviors, your instinctive tendencies, and immediate reactions and then decide if this is something to allow or not. If it is something you previously decided needed to change, then immediately stop and replace it with the new thought or behavior. Change and grow. Become a better healthier you. Seek and find happiness. Giselle Belanger RN, LCSW (psychotherapist) is available for appointments in person, by phone, or by skype webcam. Contact info: [email protected] Mex cell: 044 (322) 138-9552 or US cell: (312) 914-5203. 28 By Health Matters ISSUE 334 Krystal Frost The healing power of magnets We studied the power and use of magnets in acupuncture school. They work on inflammation, pain and reduce swelling. I also use them when dealing with children as they are totally non- invasive and help with sore throats, swollen glands, and tummy aches. Of course the best part is that the kids think they are great magic. Here are some facts for you. Magnets have been used for their healing properties since ancient times, and now a new study has found that they can reduce swelling when applied immediately after an inflammatory injury. In their initial study, researchers from the University of Virginia set out to investigate the effect of magnetic therapy on microcirculation, which is blood flow through tiny blood vessels. They placed magnets, about 10 times the strength of the common refrigerator magnet, near rats’ blood vessels and found that they dilated constricted blood vessels, and constricted vessels that were dilated. The results suggested that the magnetic filed could relax blood vessels and increase blood flow. Dilation of blood vessels is a major cause of swelling, and it’s thought that the magnets worked by limiting blood flow. I have used magnets when dealing with muscle bruising and joint sprains, They are effective and fast relief for sports injuries by controlling the swelling which allows shorter recovery time. I took a tumble a couple of weeks ago and turned my knee… there was a lot of pain and swelling, I put a couple of magnets around my knee, and had a good nights rest. I recovered quickly and am sure the magnets helped with pain and the healing process. Magnetic therapy is a $5-billion market worldwide, and it is no surprise that in the United States the U.S. Food and Drug Administration makes it illegal to market magnets to treat significant conditions like HIV, asthma, or arthritis. In addition to reducing swelling, magnets have been found to help with depression, age-related mental decline, Alzheimer’s disease and schizophrenia. There are countless products available, from magnetic bracelets and ankle straps to shoe insoles and mattresses, and it is really a “buyer beware” situation, to make sure you are getting a quality product. Many commercial products do NOT have the proper field strength to be effective. Magnet therapy uses “static” magnets, which are called static because the resulting magnetic field is unchanging. (Please do not confuse these with electromagnets, which produce magnetic fields when an electric current is applied and really shouldn’t be used on your own.) You can check out the strength of the magnet before you buy it. They are typically measured in units called gauss (G). Simple refrigerator magnets range from 35 to 200 G, but the magnets that may treat your pain range from 3000 to 5,000 G. Some practitioners start with a lower gauss and gradually move up to a more intense level as necessary. Magnet polarity is also important, as each magnet has two sides, negative and positive. The negative end, or north pole, generally has a cooling, sedating effect that is useful for relieving pain and inflammation The positive end, or the south pole, has the opposite effect and is stimulating, even to bacteria and viruses. So the positive end of the magnet needs to be used CAUTOUSLY as it could actually promote disease and increase pain if it is used incorrectly. Because of this, the positive end of a magnet is typically used VERY carefully for conditions such as numbness, weak muscles, paralysis and scarring. Most therapeutic magnets have their polarity marked, when in doubt don’t use them. Once you have gauged the magnet’s polarity, you can place the proper side directly onto your Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 skin and secure it in place with skin tape. You will need to experiment with how long it should be kept on. Some conditions respond relatively quickly, while others can take much longer. While on the subject, bipolar magnets are thought to direct the potentially dangerous positive magnetic energy into your body, and I would caution all to avoid bipolar beds. A unipolar magnetic mattress pad - which more closely approximate the earth’s magnetic field - is a better choice. Do not use magnets over the heart or the tummy of a pregnant woman. Energy treatments like magnetic therapy are likely to gain more credibility in coming years. I have patients who do not leave home without the magnets. But even a safe, alternative treatment like this will not remove the root cause of your pain or disease. Keep to your basic plan for optimum wellness. 1. Address your emotional traumas 2. Get optimal sunlight exposure 3. Drink enough pure water 4. Avoid toxins 5. Eat the right fats 6. Eat right for your Nutritional Type 7. Eat plenty of raw food 8. Control your insulin and leptin levels, sugar, sugar, sugar… 9. Exercise 10. Sleep properly Krystal Frost Is a long time resident of Puerto Vallarta. Graduate of University of Guadalajara, and specialized in cosmetic acupuncture at Bastyr University in Washington State. She is the owner of Body & Sol for over 20 years where she practices traditional Chinese medicine, acupuncture, massage therapy, yoga, meditation and nutritional counseling. She has created healing programs for individuals, retreats and spas. For questions and comments - Cell: 322 116-9645, Email [email protected] ISSUE 334 Gloria Sue a.k.a. Mama Vallarta By Gary Beck Gloria Sue started by making matzoh ball soup for a local short-lived restaurant and after it closed, she took special orders. “One day someone suggested I take a booth at the defunct Paradise Community Center market where I could also sell my chopped chicken livers.” And so, Mama’s Jewish Comfort Food, the Original, was born. “Irreverent Jewess” - First generation of Russian Jewry born on American soil (her mother was born on the boat inside the 3-mile limit) was raised on the east coast and transplanted to California where she spent 30 years raising children. Now here in PV since the turn of the century, she has been busy pleasing many people. When married for the first time, boiling water was a challenge. Then armed with her grandma’s recipes and tenacity, she proceeded to make every mistake that one could possibly make in the kitchen. It is amazing how much a person can learn by doing everything wrong the first time! Your Comments [email protected] Dear Editor, Puerto Vallarta has been our “little piece of heaven” for over 25 years and we keep finding new things. We both love Italian food and have been regulars at many of the old establishments both in and out of town. We have tried the new ones also after reading the Mirror letters commenting on restaurants. Cafe Amore, 179 Calle Corona surpasses them all. A friend took us to this little out of the way (not really as 2 blocks from Malecon) place in January and we can’t get enough. Great food, fantastic people and intimate atmosphere. Eduardo and Jackie greet you like family and service is great. Mama provides her creations Fridays at the Marsol Market by the Los Muertos pier (outside in the patio food court) and on Saturdays at the Tres Gallinas y Un Gallo Market at 466 V. Carranza, both in the Romantic Zone on the South side of town. “I cook for the market the same way I cooked for my family. Nothing fancy - just simple, filling and delicious. Everything is handmade including chopping the chicken livers. No food processing machines are employed.” Mama’s joy comes from seeing the pleasure of her diners. When not cooking, Mama operates a tour and concierge service. Gloria may be your guide to some of Puerto Vallarta’s most delightful places: custom-made guided tours for what you want to see. She even shops for arrivals so guests do not have concerns about food items on their first day here. Mama does whatever is needed and will help arrange weddings, family reunions and other activities. Call her for food purchases or concerning her services. Mama has even written her own Haggadah for Passover with notes explaining “how to” or “why” the Seder is done that way. She has copies at the markets for those who have an interest in history. Mama provides matzoh ball chicken soup (Jewish penicillin), chopped chicken livers and cheese blintzes. A purchase of Mama’s products helps to support the entire community as all of her ingredients are purchased from local growers, grocers and meat markets. Mama’s motto is “samples and guilt are free”, so stop by for a ‘bissell’ (little bite), a smile, a laugh, therapy - whatever - just stop by! No charge for advice and/or guilt - “’cause that’s what mamas are for!” Jack and Diane Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Good Bites 29 Vallarta Voices 30 ISSUE 334 All-you-can-eat buffets? By My Gabriella Namian mother, who was an accomplished cook, used to say, “Anyone can cook a fantastic meal if you have all the ingredients on hand; but a great cook is someone who can make something out of nothing”. And if I look back, she was right. From the extremely well-off days during my childhood through the salad days during immigration hardships, I’ve experienced both prosperity and hunger on my own skin. And yet, in time of need, she could take one ingredient and stretch it throughout one week and never did I taste the same meal twice. I learned from her so many things which were taken for granted previously. One of the things was waste, which she abhorred with the greatest passion. “After all”, she used to say, “any food can be recycled”. She was right too. She could debone a chicken, make 3 different meals, and use the bones for 2 different delicious soups. We never went hungry. Well, almost never. Now comes my point. She always hated food that was wasted unnecessarily. Restaurants have a lot of waste to contend with. More than that, the “allinclusive” resorts with their respective buffets are another story. Seeing resort guests who go innumerable times to stuff their plates at the buffet and leave half of their food untouched pushes my angry buttons when so many are going hungry these days. The all-you-caneat-and-drink formula may be a good advertising tool to attract tourists, but some people take it for granted that they are entitled to make frequent trips to the buffet, regardless of whether they clean their plates or not. In Puerto Vallarta, for example, one can eat at a restaurant for $5 Dollars or $100 dollars. The upscale restaurants with world-renowned chefs that are able to create art on a plate have already solidly built their reputation as grand culinary creators. They are in a class by themselves. But those who can barely afford a once-in-a-while status symbol Big Mac, often turn to the family-oriented restaurants that serve comida casera - a full, honest homemade meal (soup, main course, dessert and beverage) for as little as $65 MXN or even less. When you think that a girl at one specific convenience store Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 only makes about $110 MXN daily, all one can do is raise their hands to the sky. This salary is downright scandalous! Some people used to tell me, “Don’t dare eat anything from street vendors”. Oh yeah? I’ve had the best tacos on the street in Aurora, in an alley. And I had never seen such clean conditions until that time! Yes, Puerto Vallarta seems to be probably the most expensive city in Mexico. Yet somehow there is something for everyone’s budget. And what’s more, everyone’s happy with what they have - or acquire. And the ones who have less than others are experts in food recycling and never wasting one single crumb. But the epitome of their kindness is that Mexicans will share with you even what they do not have. That has been my experience so far. Something we can definitely learn from. ISSUE 334 By T Anna Reisman here is a phenomenon that occurs annually in Puerto Vallarta, one which no one among us foreigners has been able to explain to my satisfaction. I’m referring to public works. Although the number of tourists who visit us during the months of May and June is traditionally lower than during any other months of the year, and although there is no rain to speak of during that time - thus an ideal time to do road repair, the powers that be do not appear to take those facts into consideration. They will tear up streets and sidewalks during the winter months when the town is full to capacity, causing businesses to go belly up and much inconvenience to our visitors. And then, in the two weeks that precede the holidays in December and the two weeks of Semana Santa (Easter), they go all out! Beaches are cleaned, and work shifts are even doubled sometimes. Many have wondered out loud about that… Why such efforts to welcome Mexican tourists? Aren’t foreigners worthy of equal treatment? Example in point this past weekend: Despite the numerous complaints lodged over the last six months about the neverending potholes in front of the small tunnel leading to the beautifully paved Libramiento (a.k.a. the bypass road), it is only this past Friday that they began tearing up that small but super important stretch of road. By Saturday morning, they had completely closed the access to the tunnel. An hour or so later (I guess some powerful folks complained loudly enough), they opened a narrow path, with a sign that said “Detour – local transit only”. The line-up of cars along Basilio Badillo stretched back for as far as the eye could see. What made this decision of theirs even stranger is that the work was to start at the beginning of a long weekend, so I don’t know if they’ll be paying those workmen triple time for two and a half days, or not. I’ll go check… After taking the photo, I came back to find out that our phone line was dead, D-E-D, dead. No tone, no nothing. Strange thing though, the internet was working fine. I tried to use my cell phone to report the problem, but 050 doesn’t work from a cell phone, and our landline was, as I said: D-E-D, dead, so how is anyone supposed to Vallarta Voices 31 dial anything from a landline in such cases? I called their 01-800 number, went through the process of pressing various numbers before finally getting a human on the line. She said she reported the problem, and gave me a report number. The next zillion times I called over the next five days, I got a recording telling me that the report had already been filed and that they were “working on resolving the problem”. Today is Wednesday, and as I write this, our land line is still dead. Funny thing though, when one dials it, it rings as normal. I’m sure we’ll get a whole bunch of messages from folks who tried to reach us and were left wondering why we were being so rude as to not return them… Our friend Cashetta’s passing took everyone by surprise. Unfortunately, I only had the pleasure of spending time with her a couple of times. What a delightful human being! May he rest in peace. “Live today as if it were your last, but make plans as if you will live forever.” We never know what the next moment will bring. Hasta la próxima. [email protected] Rain, floods cause temporary closure of bridge over the Ameca River From our archives: A s you may have read, the powerful (and unusual at this time of year) rainstorm that fell over the Bay of Banderas last week caused major floods and much damage to the areas around the Ameca River. As a precautionary measure, the northbound bridge over the Rio Ameca was closed to traffic this past Tuesday. The following is a short resumé of the bridge’s history. September 1, 2010 - The “old” bridge, i.e.: northbound, over the Ameca River was washed away by the raging river waters at 2:30 a.m. on Tuesday, August 31, 2010. Two people were rescued, but three cars were reported fallen and one family was still missing at press time. Experts from Mexico’s Department of Communications & Transport (SCT) were called in to examine the “new” southbound bridge to ascertain whether it was safe to reopen to traffic, turning it into a two-way road. It was declared safe and reopened to traffic by 4 p.m. The fallen bridge was 35 to 40 years old, the responsibility of the SCT for the first 20 years, after which there was no maintenance work done to the pilons, only repaving to the surface of the road. The condition of the supporting pillars was unknown at press time. October 5, 2010 - According to a report issued by the State of Jalisco Department of Communications Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 & Transport (SCT), the repair work on the bridge over the Ameca River will cost approximately $110 Million Pesos, and should be ready by the end of December or early January. The work is being done by Freyssinet Sustainable Technology, a French company that reports a 20% progress in the cement work, and claims that the finished product will have a life expectancy of 40 to 50 years. There will be 3 pilons instead of one, and they will be diamondshaped in order to withstand the river’s current longer. (Lourdes Martínez – Tribuna de la Bahía) December 1st, 2010 - Following the official ceremony last Wednesday morning, the new bridge over the Ameca River was opened to the public, one month earlier than forecast - all according to the news Tweeted by the Governor of the State of Nayarit. The construction was realized by the French company, Freyssinet. 32 Fish Tales ISSUE 334 Unusual winter fishing with Sailfish, Marlin, Dorado & Rooster fish By W Stan Gabruk oW! Strange stuff is happening out in our world famous fishing grounds, the most desired species we have in Puerto Vallarta during the summer seem to be happy hanging out in winter temperature waters. Strange stuff indeed, but we’ll take it anyway we can get it. Overabundance of bait in the water is still the primary challenge, but the good news is they’re taking baits and even in the bay you can have ¨summer¨ fishing. Patience is a virtue and when it comes to fishing here and now, patience is key. If you’re on the water and you have a seasoned captain who can figure out these crazy conditions or just get lucky, then you’ll have a day you won’t forget! Ok, let’s start with the really weird. Sailfish and Marlin are north of Corbeteña, it could be a few miles or it could be several miles, but if you’re out there, the Black and Blue Marlin are in the 400 to 550-lb range, strange indeed. You’ll need to run Flying fish lures of blue and silver. Another color for lures is Black / Green with a little red and you’ll be surprised what strikes! It’s also Jack Crevalle central with jacks running 35 to over 50 lbs., not normally a species you’d head (Owner of Master Baiter’s Sportfishing & Tackle) to Corbeteña for, but they’re abundant and very large, so it may be worth a consideration since there are also Sailfish to 90 lbs. and Cubera Snapper to 60 lbs. for the jiggers. Wahoo are still in the area and while smaller in the 40 to 50-lb range, they’re more abundant. Just remember to troll a little faster from 7 to 9 mph using Marauder lures of blue or purple, wire leaders are essential against their razor sharp mouths. Not packed with Wahoo, but there. All and all it looks like a good time to head out to the ¨Rock¨. At El Banco or the Bank in English there are Stripers at 200 lbs. or so all over the place and they too are fickle, but taking bait. Wahoo just like Corbeteña, but more abundant (packed in fact) and hungry, same lure situation. Wahoo like to chase baits close to the boat, six feet or so is about the correct distance. For those who know, this doesn’t sound strange. With lesser captains, you’ll be running 50 to 100 feet off the boat and this won’t help you reach your Wahoo goals for the dinner table! At the point of Punta Mita to the Marieta Islands, we’re seeing renewed life with larger Rooster Fish to 40 lbs. and if you’re not running Bullet Skip Jack Baits then you’re not catching Rooster fish. You’ll need to make bait, but using a Squid Hoochie will do the job just fine and the amount of this type of bait from the Marieta islands to the Rock and El Banco is amazing and hugely abundant! Also at Punta Mita are 40-lb Dorado around the buoys, if you can find one or two. At the Marieta Islands there are Pompanos like crazy to 40 lbs., but you’ve got to hook 20 to get two or three in this size range. Nice sized Sailfish north of Guyabitos lounging around on the surface about three miles out, close in for them. They aren’t chasing baits, but if you drop one in front of them then it’s FISH ON! However, you need a 10-hour day to reach this area. Off Punta Mita there are billions of Skip Jack Tuna in the area, this explains the Rooster Fish abundance at Anclote Reef just down the way. Tons of Jack Crevalle babies at 2 – 3 lbs, the sea is white with them all over the place, too small to keep though. The bay is finally showing some signs of life, but it’s work. It’s been frustrating for 4-hour trips with fish in the area but not taking baits for anything. I suggest six hours to find fish taking bait, but even then it’s a frustration dream some days. With Dorado hanging around Los Arcos to 40 lbs., Punta Negra (Garza Blanca area) and in front of the Sheraton hotel very close in, you’ll see them and then you’ll pull your hair out when they don’t take a bait. A simple Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 trick could help: if you see Dorado and they’re not taking bait, take the ¨wash down hose¨ and lightly sprinkle the water in the area then cast a bait in the middle. I’ve seen this work when nothing else would, it mimics bait landing in the water and it drives them crazier than my ex-wife at a Nordstrom’s sale! Jack Crevalle are everywhere, Bonito to 30 lbs., Skip jack tuna of course in the 30-lb range, Snapper in the dinner plate size and who knows what else. Pompanos are around, mostly at the Islands, but schools are roaming the bay. Like I said, the fish are there, now get them to take a bait… Good luck, amigo! Water temperatures are closer to what we would normally expect at this time of the year. In the bay on the surface it’s running 71o – 72 o , but closer to 68 o about ten feet down. If you’re out of the bay the water temps are a smidge warmer at 73 o - 74 o. I don’t understand why our summer species of Dorado, Sails and Marlin are putting up with these waters so frigid to them, it’s gotta be the abundant bait I guess, but your guess is as good as mine. On any level we won’t complain, we’ll just give a nod to the heavens and keep reeling! So there you have it folks, short, sweet and to the point. Now get your butt on the water and take advantage of this information, amigos… Until next time, don’t forget to kiss your fish and remember: at Master Baiter’s Sportfishing & Tackle “We Won’t Jerk You Around!” Master Baiter’s has changed locations in Marina Vallarta, now between docks A and B on the boardwalk. Email your questions to me at: CatchFish@ MasterBaiters.com.mx Web page: www.MasterBaiters.com.mx , local Phone at: (044) 322 779-7571 or if roaming: 011 521 322 779-7571 cell phone direct. Facebook: http://www. facebook.com/pages/Master-BaitersSportfishing-Tackle/88817121325 The trade name Master Baiter’s ® Sportfishing and Tackle is protected under trade mark law and is the sole property of Stan Gabruk. ISSUE 334 Ask Luis By Luis Melgoza Dear Luis: Your informative response to a question about how donors can know which local charitable organizations have been thoroughly vetted (March 7 Mirror) contained an oversight I would like to correct: While you included the International Friendship Club, aka IFC (legal name: Club Internacional de la Amistad de Puerto Vallarta, A.C.) in your list of federally authorized tax-exempt charities, you omitted the IFC from the shorter listing of charities that are also recognized by the state of Jalisco on their IJAS website listing. If you check the IJAS list online again you will find us listed by our legal name under our registration number 2.087. The IFC works very hard to fulfill all our legal and fiscal obligations with the federal government of Mexico and the State of Jalisco, and we are active participants and supporters of IJAS activities and meetings locally and have even traveled to Guadalajara to participate in a IJAS training session. We understand how important it is for donors to know their donations and volunteer efforts are going toward organizations that have been thoroughly vetted, and we thank you in advance for letting readers know the IFC is indeed in good standing with the state of Jalisco. Gracias! Dan Grippo President, IFC Dear Dan and Readers: I profusely apologize for my cut and paste mistake. I am well aware that the International Friendship Club has always had all necessary approvals and authorizations, federal, state and local, to operate as a charitable organization (I wouldn’t have donated my time to the IFC last year if that wasn’t the case!) It is fifteen, and not fourteen as I erroneously wrote, charitable organizations operating locally that are certified and authorized as such by both the federal and state governments: Please be aware that some of these organizations are better know for their trade names, as exemplified by Pasitos de Luz (Mamás Unidas por la Rehabilitación de sus Hijos, A.C.) and the IFC itself (Club International de la Amistad de Puerto Vallarta, A.C.); however, their charters will show their legal names in all cases. The column of reference is available online at http://pvmcitypaper.com/ download/332.pdf Dear Luis: I was recently in PV. While in a restaurant I went to sit on a chair and the back legs broke with me on it. The chair went back and I hit my head on the table behind. Two men rushed over and helped me get up. All they did at the restaurant was remove the broken chair and give me ice. I wasn’t ready to walk back to our condo (was feeling a bit foggy) so we ordered something and sat there a while. They even charged us for our food. This happened the first week of my vacation. As the days went by I started realizing I was sleeping more and more. I couldn’t go out much because of headaches and dizziness. When I realized I could hardly stay awake or do much at all I went to the hospital. Spent all day there and took home all kinds of x-rays and CT scan reports. My whole trip was a blur. A few days later I flew home. Worst flight I’ve ever had. I guess the pressure was really affecting my head. I went to see my doctor at home and she said it was definitely a concussion. Headaches, dizziness and memory loss was really affecting me. It is now about 6 weeks later and I’m still not able to do much. Since I’m a senior citizen they said it takes longer. I paid for blue cross coverage and am waiting for payment for hospital fees which came on my credit card. I feel cheated out of my vacation through no fault of my own. I feel that the restaurant should be liable for paying my flight and Blue Cross. I’m on a very limited income and would like to have the vacation I missed out on. What are your thoughts on this matter? Can anything be done? Dear Reader: I’m sorry you had an accidental fall. In this case, to prove that anyone, other that yourself, was at fault, you immediately would have had to file a criminal complaint with the State Attorney, the Medical Examiner would have had to certify your injuries the same day, and a judge, eventually, would have had to find the provider guilty and order restitution of actual damages. Mexican Law assumes that the individual pays attention to any Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Legal Matters 33 possible hazards before taking any action. It is, therefore, enormously difficult, if not impossible, to prove negligence on the part of a provider in cases like this. For example, if you order a hot beverage, it is expected that you know its hot; if you get burnt while drinking it, the Law says it is your fault. If, as in this case, you do not make sure that a chair is in good working order, and it breaks when you sit on it, the Law says it is your fault. You could file a civil suit against the restaurant, but absent Medical Examiner certification of your injuries, you would lose it. Furthermore, most businesses and individuals in Mexico do not settle out of court suits they can’t lose. Send me your questions to [email protected], I am not able to answer each message privately due to the volume of mail I receive. I do not take legal cases, I am retired from the practice of Law. Luis Melgoza Is a former PRI (Mexico’s ruling party) Head Counsel and Legal Adviser to the Mexican Congress. Although retired from the legal profession, he is a highly respected consultant for both the foreign and Mexican communities in Puerto Vallarta. Luis’ PVGeeks is the premiere wireless high-speed Internet provider in Puerto Vallarta. For Internet service, you can reach Luis at [email protected] 34 Real Estate ISSUE 334 VIEWPOINT By Harriet Murray and misunderstand each other is in the meaning of “respeto” (respect). There are significant cultural differences between the meanings of “respect” and “respeto”. Americans and Canadians tend to respect people if We have to understand the culture to successfully live and own real estate in Mexico “Simpatico” One of the most common and historic cultural traits of citizens of Mexico is the characteristic of “simpatico”. “Something to strive for” evolved over a period of generations to become a behavior emphasizing goodwill toward people of one’s own kind. Historically in Mexico, people who were not of pure Spanish ancestry experienced little protection from the law or custom. No help or offer of aid was given to those who were not in power. The majority of the indigenous Indians or those of mixed blood were victimized in virtually all aspects of their lives. Their ability to cope with the human need to mitigate or lessen one’s feelings of being vulnerable or powerless resulted in a formal system of behavior patterns and customs of “simpatico.” In its Mexican context, “simpatico” refers to a person who is sympathetic, empathetic, understanding, pleasing, friendly, well-behaved, and trustworthy. The trait of “simpatico” was developed by those being discriminated against as a way to combat the opposite behavior and attitude they experienced from those in power. The “simpatico” character is especially noticeable to foreign visitors, who are not always used to experiencing such demonstrations of thoughtfulness, caring and hospitality. This is one of the reasons why so many Americans, Canadians and other foreign nationalities become permanent residents in Mexico. The qualities of simpatico are demonstrated by the experience of living with physical inconveniences in Mexico, which can be more than made up for by the laid-back, relaxed atmosphere. There is a sense that you don’t have to be busy every hour of the day. You don’t have to fell guilty if you don’t produce something every day. Many believe that there is an emotional and spiritual quality to life in Mexico that is missing in most American homes, even the homes of Mexican Americans and other groups who have maintained some of the cultural ways of their ancestors. “Respeto” Another cultural value where Mexican and Americans, Canadians, or non-Latinos do no see eye to eye they are talented, law-abiding, diligent, productive and successful. Anglos can base their respect for others on wellknown and recognized principles of fairness and equality, often without reference to the emotional side of life. Mexicans respect people for their age, their professional position, their power, their social status and their level of attention to personal relationships, which can take precedence over all other factors. One of the biggest mistakes an American or Canadian can make in their business relationships with a Mexican is to presume that they can win and keep the respect of their Mexican counterparts by setting an example of hard work and sacrifice to their personal lives. To Mexicans, Harriet Murray this kind of behavior can be more than foolish. It is highly detrimental to one’s own character and personality to be so focused on work, because it prevents one from enjoying life and one’s family. Because personal relationships are based on factors that can change with circumstances, Mexican-style respect may appear to be arbitrary and undependable to outsiders. Developing and nurturing respect; therefore, requires more of a personal, emotional investment than we may experience in other societies. Mexicans have not shaped their lives around mechanical, absolute rules and limitations. Their world was, and still is to a significant degree, based on emotional needs first and materials needs second. Mexicans tend to look upon the American and Canadian way of life as too robotic, too devoid of emotion and spiritualism. In recent real estate negotiations between a buyer and seller from different cultures, I experienced anew the importance of understanding the different ways we conduct business. To successfully complete this transaction, it was important to operate within two cultures and methods of handling a transfer of sale. Information for this article has come from my own experiences and the writings of Boye Lafayette De Mente. Can be contacted at: [email protected] Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 ISSUE 334 Tech News Round-up… Before I start this week, I need to clarify the last item in last week’s column. With the Apple event announcing the Apple Watch and other goodies wrapping up right around the deadline time for my article, all details were not clear yet from San Francisco. So before you go out and drop the $10,000. US on that 18K gold Apple Watch (ha-ha), let me clarify the charging of all the Apple Watches. They are not the true wireless charging that we have been all been hoping for and hearing about the past years. As I mentioned, the Apple watch uses “magnetic charging”. It turns out that this is done by a cable connected to a power source and then attaches to the back of the watch by a magnet. You don’t have a connector to plug “into” the Apple Watch as you do with an iPhone or iPad, but you still do need to mess daily with a cable nonetheless. So why has true wireless charging not become the norm for our devices? We’ve heard about this technology for several years now, where your device takes electricity from the air via a plugged in transmitter. The main problem is the industry agreeing on standards. They’ve gotten it down to 3 main methods and hopefully will settle on an industry standard soon! I see a day not too far off, that we can go to the Liverpool store and pick up a coffee table or nightstand that has built-in wireless charging, so you can just put you cell phone or tablet on top of the furniture and it charges it… truly wirelessly. Now on another topic, rumors in the tech world make life fun to say the least. One rumor that has picked up steam the past month is that of an Apple hybrid car! The rumors run the gamut from an electric hybrid car all the way to a self-driving hybrid car! The secret project (which only the very top level Apple executives know about) is under a “shell company” called SixtyEight Research and has offices just minutes away from Apple’s headquarters. This shell company has been apparently traced back to Apple. Now the car project is code named “Titan” and is headed up by former Ford executive Steve Zedesky. Along with hundreds of other new employees, all experts in automotive hardware, it appears that a real Apple car is being developed. Some other notable recent hires by Apple / SixtyEight Research include Johann Junwirth (former President & CEO of Mercedes Benz research & development for North America), David Nelson (hired away from Tesla Motorswhere he was a mechanical engineering manager) and Lauren Ciminera (a Tesla Motors lead recruiter). One big component of any Hybrid car is of course batteries. As far back as June of 2014, Apple has been poaching engineers from A123 Systems-according to a lawsuit filed by A123. The lawsuit claims Apple has poached over 60 employees of high tech PhD and engineering caliber away from A123, leaving entire projects there shut down. A123 was a pioneer in Lithium-ion battery technology and its technology is used in devices from computers to airplanes, but A123 specializes in big batteries that can be used in big machines, (you guessed it) including cars. A123 did file for bankruptcy in 2012 and is currently selling off assets, so for Apple to poach top employees is easy pickings. One interesting twist to the whole Apple car rumor mill is that Samsung (Apple’s arch rival) recently announced its energy division had bought the battery pack division of Canadian auto supplier Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 Hi-Tech 35 Magna International. Magna is a big supplier of battery technology for Tesla Motors as well. Sounds like a pre-emptive strike by Samsung try and slow down Apple in this new category even if Samsung has no plans to get into cars themselves. Apple has just announced partnerships as well with Ferrari, Volvo and Mercedes Benz to include the iOS (iPhone/iPad operating system) in the car. This will allow drivers and passengers to use Apple Maps, watch movies, listen to music, make phone calls and send messages, using the vehicle’s in-dash display. So will we be able to command a car with Apple’s Siri to “drive me home” or “take us to the nearest movie theatre” in the near future? I don’t know if people driving cars are better or worse than computer programs driving them, but the future is coming, closer and closer. That’s all my time for now. See you again next week... until then, remember: only safe Internet! Ronnie Bravo Ron can be found at CANMEX Computers. Sales, Repairs, Data Recovery, Networking, Wi-Fi, Hardware upgrades, Graphic Design, House-calls available. www.RonnieBravo.com, Cellular 044-322-157-0688 or just email to [email protected] 36 Gil Gevins’ Page ISSUE 334 The first shot is free By B Gil Gevins ig burly Bob lumbered into the shop and made a bear-line for the exquisitely painted room divider standing in the corner. “That sure is a beauty, eh!” he bellowed. “Sure is,” I agreed from behind my desk. “My name is Bob,” the bearded man announced. “I’m from Beaver Lips, Saskatchewan.” “That’s an unusual name.” “Maybe down here in Mexico,” Bob huffed, “but where I come from, we got all kinds of Bobs.” “O-kay,” I said warily. “I’m a pretty fair woodworker myself,” Bob boasted. “I could make a divider just like that. Except for the finish. I never seen one like it. There must be some kind of special technique.” Smiling enigmatically, I said, “There certainly is.” “I’d sure be obliged,” Bob said, “if you could tell me what it is. Then I could make one just like it.” “Bob, how should I put this? The reason we buy all this beautiful stuff is because, believe it or not, we want to sell it.” “I respect that,” Bob rumbled. “Especially, since I’m a woodworker myself.” Deciding that the huge hairy man was probably several beers short of a six-pack, I said, “That’s nice, Bob.” “Mind if I have a seat?” he asked. “Be my guest,” I said, and Bob settled, with little room to spare, into the chair facing my desk. “So, I guess there’s no way,” he said with a slight snarl, “you can tell me what the secret to getting that finish is.” “Heck,” I said, “you seem like a nice guy. Why not.” “Thanks,” Bob growled gratefully. “Okay, Bob, first thing is, you got to make sure you have some sharp chisels.” “I know about chisels,” Bob said. “I told you, I’m a wood…” “Oh yeah, I forgot. You’re an expert chiseller.” “It’s the secret of the finish I need,” Bob reminded me. “Okay, Bob,” I said, lowering my voice to a conspiratorial whisper, “the secret is, before painting the wood, you have to soak it in pig urine for six months.” “What?” “You heard me, Bob. The entire process is an old and closely guarded secret, passed down from generation to generation, starting with the Mayans, continuing with the Aztecs, and ending with the Mocha Javans.” “Just any pig urine?” “No, not just any pig urine, Bob,” I said soberly. “It has to come from a female cerdus a la barbacoaus, which are only found in Mexico.” “I don’t believe it.” “I know how you feel, Bob. I didn’t believe it either; not until I’d seen it and smelled it with my own eyes and nostrils.” “But how do they collect so much liquid? They must need gallons of it.” “A lot of artisans are also farmers, Bob. And the particular artisan who makes our furniture raises pigs on the side.” “But still,” Bob persisted, “how does he collect all…” “He trains the female pigs (who are more intelligent than dogs, but not quite as bright as Republicans) to pee into special troughs.” “Yeah, I heard that pigs are awful smart,” Bob agreed. “So how do I get my hands on some of this stuff?” “Well…” I was about to give Bob my urologist’s phone number when Don Arturo, an octogenarian I had known for thirty years, walked in the door toting a pair of unlabeled liter bottles. The bottles were filled to the brim with a dubious looking liquid, and capped with home-made corncob corks. Don Arturo has the largest pair of ears you are ever likely to see on a human being - old leathery ears which protrude preposterously out from beneath his badly battered straw hat, like a pair of old baseball gloves. With his hat, overalls and worn-out huaraches, he looks every inch the rural farmer, which in fact he is. At one time Don Arturo made the finest Raicilla in Vallarta, and I had been his loyal customer. But over the years, as his mental faculties had faded, so had the quality of his moonshine. It had in fact deteriorated to the point where the excruciatingly foul smell alone was enough to keep even Liza Minnelli sober. “What incredible luck!” I cried. “It’s the man himself!” “You mean?” Bob said, unable to believe his good fortune. “Yes, Mexico’s finest woodworker, and it looks like he’s…” At this point I switched to Spanish, addressing Don Arturo, inquiring after his health and that of his forty- Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 six grandchildren. After assuring me that every one of them (with the exception of the youngest, a homicidal bus driver) was just fine, the ancient bootlegger proudly raised aloft (like an actor who has just won a pair of Oscars) the two bottles of Raicilla. “The best I ever made,” he squeaked. “You can have both liters for only three-hundred pesos.” “Bob,” I said, switching back to English, “you have to be the luckiest man alive. Don Arturo here is desperate for cash and needs to sell two liters of what he says is the best batch ever to bless a razorback’s bladder.” “Why the best?” Bob asked. Good question. “The sows were in heat,” I said. “Gives it added potency.” “How much does he want?” “Are those new shoes?” I asked Don Arturo in Spanish. After looking down at his feet, he said, yes they were. He’d only had them for five years. “Only five hundred pesos a bottle,” I told Bob. “That seems high,” Bob said, as if he’d just looked up the price of pig urine futures that morning on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. “No problem, Bob. I’ve got a couple of sofas that need refinishing, so I…” “I didn’t say too high,” Bob growled. “Can I check it out before I buy it?” “Of course.” Snatching a liter from Don Arturo, I pulled the cork and handed the bottle to Bob, who took a tentative sniff and nearly lost his lunch. “That smells terrible!” he cried. Don Arturo, eager for a sale, poured some Raicilla into a plastic cup and shoved it under Bob’s nose. “Drink up,” the old man said, “the first shot’s free.” Gil Gevins Is the author of four hilarious books, including the cult-classic, PUERTO VALLARTA ON 49 BRAIN CELLS A DAY, and his latest and greatest, SLIME AND PUNISHMENT. Signed copies of all Gil’s books are available at LUCY’S CUCU CABAÑA, located at 295 Basilio Badillo; or as E-Books on Amazon. ISSUE 334 Therianthropy By Dr. Fabio Cupul The term therianthropy (from the Greek theríon, meaning wild animal or beast; and anthrōpos, meaning human being) has been used mainly by archeologists and anthropologists to refer to images painted or carved in rocks, as well as ceramic or stone sculptures, that combine human and animal shapes known as hybrids. Therianthropes are representations of shamans in altered states of consciousness. Such states are achieved through hypnotic sleep or trances, stimulated by dances or psychoactive substances, and often helped with masks and costumes that allude to one animal in particular. During those processes, the shaman or wizard manages to combine his body and spirit with those of an animal. It is believed that through such fusion, shamans acquired the powers of the animals to visit the ancient world of spirits, a world where it was no longer possible to differentiate between people and animals. In their cultural context, therianthropes were linked to a system of initiation rituals, mythology and beliefs. Among the most famous representations of therianthropes is the “Scene of Wells”, a Paleolithic painting (dated as 17,000 to 15,000 B.C.) in the cave at Lascaux, France. There we can see a man with the head of a bird which is apparently facing a wounded bison. Below the therianthrope is a bird on a branch. This image might represent the voyage of the soul, a metaphoric expression referring to the shamanic trance. Therianthropes can also be representations of benevolent or evil deities from the other world in this world. For example, one of the most revered and popular gods in the Hindu pantheon is Ganesha in India. His body is human, with a big belly, but his head is that of an elephant with one broken tusk. He is usually represented with a rat at or under his feet. His name means the “Lord of the hosts” or the “Lord of the ganas” (assistants to the god Shiva). The elephant in the Ganesha therianthrope represents the physical and mental strength to overcome ignorance, because in real life, this mammal is able to eliminate obstacles and open pathways in the darkest jungles. For its part, the rat –an animal that lives underground- represents ignorance. There are also representations of therianthropes in Cuban Santeria, which have come down to us through oral traditions. Among its gods we find Olokun, half-man and half-fish, although it is also said that it is androgynous with masculine as well as feminine characteristics. Olokun is the masculine representation of Yemaya, the universal queen, mother of all creation. According to Lydia Cabrera (1899-1991), an excellent Cuban anthropologist and author, Olokun was born in the depths of the ocean. Among its intentions was the destruction of the earth, its people and animals by huge waves. That is why the god Obatalá (brought to life by Olokun’s breath), creator of the human species, keeps him chained to the ocean’s bottom along with a gigantic sea serpent. Gaius Plinius Secundus (AD 23 – August 25, AD 79), better known as Pliny the Elder, was a Roman author, naturalist, natural Saturday 21 to Friday 27 Solution to crossword on page 39 March 2015 Nature’s World 37 philosopher and historian. He told a story about a strange therianthrope that was half man, half goat, called satyr (a sylvan deity in Greek mythology fond of women and Dionysian revelry). Although usually depicted as a lascivious pervert always on the lookout for nymphs, those female deities that live in nature, it is also said that satyrs only sought them to dance with and compose music. For their libidinous attitude, they were seen as symbols of evil… Pliny the Elder explained that satyrs were easy to catch when old or sick. In his “Manual de Zoologia Fantastica” (1957), Argentinean author Jorge Luis Borges (1899-1986), in collaboration with Margarita Guerrero, writes that among Ethiopians there is an animal called “manticora” with three rows of teeth, the head and ears of a man (often with horns), the body of a lion, and the tail of a scorpion. Its eyes are blue and it is a fast runner that enjoys human flesh. Its voice resembles the sound made by a flute and trumpet. Dr. Fabio Germán Cupul-Magaña Coastal University Center (CUC) of the University of Guadalajara Email: [email protected] Solution to Sudoku on page 39 38 Nature’s World ISSUE 334 Planting Roots in Mexico By Tommy Clarkson The Rangoon Creeper Quisqualis indica Family: Vitaceae Also known as Drunken Sailor, Burma Creeper, Indian Jessamine and Chinese Honeysuckle W henever I say this vine’s common name I can only think of it as some vile and evil, fictional nemesis created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle for Sherlock Holmes, with the brilliant sleuth himself observing to his faithful sidekick, “Watson, I fear this looks to be the dastardly work of none other than the Rangoon Creeper!” In all reality, its Latin name “Quisqualis”, according to the South Florida Plant Guide, means “What is it?” and they assert that it is an apt “description of what your friends, family and passersby will exclaim when the beauty of this vine comes into its full glory in summertime.” I certainly don’t disagree! The clustered, four to fiveinch (10 – 12.7 cm), star-shaped blossoms of the Quisqualis indica are unique indeed and initially emerge white, then change colors to pink and, ultimately, take on a deep red hue, along with a delightfully aromatic, sweet fragrance. While most flowers fade in color with age, the Rangoon Creeper’s blossoms defy convention, having their full array of colors present all at the same time for a most delightful and stunning display of yet another of Nature’s wonders. As to that heavenly scent, stand downwind of them at nighttime as that is when the blooms’ toasted coconut fragrance is most wonderfully pungent. Beyond the flowers, the foliage, as well, is quite attractive consisting of elongated, yellowish green to bright, lance-shaped, leaves that can form a dense lush greenery. When planting your Rangoon Creeper, keep in mind that it requires room to grow and needs strong support… as do we all! As a result of its natural make-up - in the right locales, its vines can reach up to 70 feet (21.3 meters) - it is ideal for an arbor, pergola, gazebo, carport or patio lattice enclosure, trained along the roof line of an overhang or simply arched over a driveway. With its cascading blooms, graceful drooping branches, and slightly sweet scent of the blossoms, in such places as these, it’s a natural – or as we have effectively used ours, climbing up a tall wrought iron fence next to our entry. When planting in a row covering a fence, place the plants four to five feet (1.2 – 1.5 meters) apart or from the nearest shrub or tree. Low growing plants can be situated close to its base once it reaches enough height for clearance and light. A fast grower, the Rangoon Creeper – which originated in the India, Indo-malaysian and New Guinea area - can thrive in full sun to part shade and while losing some leaves during the colder times, it will return to its full glory in the springtime. If properly draining, it can handle in a variety of soil conditions. At Ola Brisa Gardens, ours climbs up a tall wrought iron fence next to our entry. The Rangoon Creeper needs room to grow …and strong support. The blossoms defy convention, having their full array of colors present all at the same time Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 When first planting, add rich, mulchy top soil around the rootball and, of course, as we always do here in Ola Brisa Gardens, add estiércol de vaca (dry cow manure) to enrich the soil around the plant’s subsurface growth. It likes to be watered on a regular basis, but wait a bit of time between waterings so as to allow the soil to dry out. In concert with this, fertilize twice a year (spring and fall) with a top quality granular fertilizer and keep in mind supplemental feedings, if you like, with bone meal and/or liquid fertilizer. This will encourage heavier blooming. But avoid fertilizers that are high in nitrogen as while this will encourage foliage growth, it will not nurture the flowering we seek. W. Arthur Whistler reports that “Various parts of the plant are used in herbal medicines in Asia, especially the seeds, as a vermifuge (expulsion of intestinal worms), but the plant can be poisonous” … so I encourage that you not employ them in your salads! Tommy Clarkson In Manzanillo, visit Ola Brisa Gardens, Tommy and Patty’s verdant, multiterraced tropical paradise nestled on a hill overlooking the magnificent vista of Santiago Bay. Leisurely meander its curved, paved path, experiencing, first hand, a delicious array of palms, plants and flowers from all over the world. Or, e-mail questions to him at [email protected] For back issues of “Roots”, gardening tips, tropical plant book reviews and videos of numerous, highly unique eco/adventure/ nature tours, as well as memorable “Ultimate Experiences” such a Tropical Garden Brunches and Spa Services, please visit www.olabrisagardens.com ISSUE 334 Brain Teasers Solution to Crossword on Page 37 SUDOKU! Sudoku is a logic-based placement puzzle. The aim of the puzzle is to enter a numerical digit from 1 through 9 in each row, column and group of squares enclosed by the bold lines (also called a box). Each box must contain each number only once, starting with various digits given in some cells (the “givens”). Each row, column, and region must contain only one instance of each numeral. Completing the puzzle requires patience. It is recommended as therapy because some studies have suggested they might improve memory, attention and problem solving while staving off mental decline and perhaps reducing the risk of Alzheimer’s disease. Solution to Sudoku on Page 37 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015 39 ISSUE 334 Saturday 21 to Friday 27 March 2015