JACKSON HOLE`S ALTERNATIVE VOICE l PLANETJH.COM l

Transcription

J A C K S O N H O L E ’ S A LT E R N AT I V E V O I C E
l
PLANETJH.COM
l
JANUARY 14-20, 2015
JAN 17, 9-3:30: Defensive Handgun Workshop
Ladies only • $180
FEB 15, 9-3:30: The Couple That Trains Together, Stays Together!
$200 (total for two) plus ammo
Entertainment shooting experiences & private lessons year-round
307.690.7921 • ShootInJH.com • HighCaliberWomen.com
2 January 14 - 20, 2015
RABBIT
ROW
REPAIR
WE SERVICE THEM ALL …
4 2 8 0 W. L E E P E R
l www.planetjh.com
•
WILSON
•
307-733-4331
JH Weekly l Vol. 13 l Issue 2
ON THE COVER
Residential • Commercial
Windows • Carpet • and more!
OFF SEASON SPECIAL
$.29/sq ft for Carpet Cleaning
Yellowstone’s Bombardier vintage snowcoaches will rumble adieu next year.
We are Jackson's Premier
Green Cleaning Service Providers!
Licensed, Insured & Bonded • (307) 690-3605
PHOTO COURTESY
XANTERRA PARKS & RESORTS® IN YELLOWSTONE
BLACK TIE SKI
RENTAL DELIVERY
is looking for qualified
applicants to open their
own branch of Black Tie
to service Jackson Hole!
Please email
[email protected]
for more info.
PLANET JACKSON HOLE STAFF
EDITOR
Robyn Vincent
[email protected]
ART DIRECTOR
Jeana Haarman
[email protected]
COPY EDITOR
Brian Siegfried
SALES DIRECTOR Jen Tillotson, [email protected]
DESIGNERS Jen Tillotson, Jeana Haarman
ADVERTISING SALES & SOCIAL MEDIA
Caroline Zieleniewski, [email protected]
CONTRIBUTORS
Cathy Beloeil, Mike Bressler, Aaron Davis, Karyn Greenwood,
Jeana Haarman, Elizabeth Koutrelakos, Andrew Munz, Jake Nichols,
Jim Woodmencey
PUBLISHER Copperfield Publishing, Inc., John Saltas, [email protected]
GENERAL MANAGER Andy Sutcliffe, [email protected]
JH
NATIONAL
NEWSPAPER
ASSOCIATION
ASSOCIATION
OF ALTERNATIVE
NEWSMEDIA
ALTERNATIVE
WEEKLY
NETWORK
PRINTED ON
RECYCLED
PAPER
REDUCE
REUSE
RECYCLE
LOCALLY
OWNED AND
OPERATED
Planet Jackson Hole is published every Wednesday. Copies are distributed free
every week throughout Jackson Hole and the surrounding area.
If you wish to distribute Planet Jackson Hole at your business, call (307) 732-0299. ©2015
567 W. Broadway, P.O. Box 3249, Jackson, WY 83001, 307-732-0299, www.planetjh.com
Best real estate agent • Best athlete • Best elected official Best politician that doesn’t hold an
BEST
OF
JACKSON
HOLE
office • Best boss • Best activist • Best nonprofit • Best charity event • Best teacher Best lawyer
Best dentist • Best nurse • Best knee doctor Best yoga studio • Best massage therapist • Best
entrepreneur Best chef • Best radio personality • Best thing to happen to Jackson Hole in 2014
Worst thing to happen to Jackson Hole in 2014 • Best restaurant • Best Atmosphere • Best wait
staff Best bartender • Best Chinese restaurant • Best Mexican restaurant • Best Thai restaurant
Best Italian restaurant Best “under the radar” restaurant • Best sports bar • Best Teton Valley
restaurant • Best take out food • Best breakfast joint • Best coffee shop • Best lunch spot
Best soup • Best vegetarian offerings • Best burger • Best french fries • Best salsa • Best sushi
Best pizza • Best place to get a cocktail • Best locally roasted beans • Best pint of locally
brewed beer • Best full service spa • Best hair stylist • Best wax • Best shop for dropping obscene
amounts of cash • Best fitness center • Best veterinary clinic • Best pet supplies • Best florist
Best produce • Best bank • Best eco-friendly business • Best place to buy drugs • Best reason
VOTING
STARTS
JANUARY 24.
to drive to Driggs/Victor • Best band • Best musician • Best club DJ • Best live entertainment
venue • Best western art gallery • Best contemporary art gallery • Best emerging artist • Best
established artist • Best artist under 17 • Best question we left out • Best lunch spot • Best
architect • Best interior designer • Best physical therapist • Best ski run • Best boss • Best hotel
Best fitness center • Best wings • Best taxi service • Best customer service • Best chef
www.planetjh.com l January 14 - 20, 2015
3
GuestOpinion
By Cathy Beloeil
Condemn ignorance, not race or religion
In light of recent events that rocked France this past
week, I felt compelled to share my thoughts as a nonjudgmental French person, open to all religions and all
races, an immigrant myself.
French people have been hit right at the core of
their beliefs. It was a blow to the nation, no doubt; a
nation where freedom of speech and expression
ranks high on the value scale that people live by; a
nation known for protecting its peoples’ own rights
but also for being a defender of human rights in general, regardless of race or religion. For more than a
century, France has had its frontiers open to every
mistreated human, every oppressed nation, so much
that our own people are an mélange of all the races
and cultures that we embrace. France and French
people have opened their doors, their territory, their
schools, their jobs, and their hearts to people of all
backgrounds. And this is what they are harvesting in
return.
I remember being shocked once while I was with my
father in Cannes, the town where I was born. I must
have been no more than 7 or 8 years old. We were at the
train station visiting one of my father’s friends who had
a little shoe repair stall there. I heard a commotion and
two young North African men started insulting my father’s friend. My father, being the defender of rights
that he was, ran toward the stall ready for battle. A cop
was nearby, thank god, and the two young men were
escorted outside of the train station. What shocked me
more than anything was hearing them say: “It is because we are Arabs!” And they kept on saying it. In my
mind I could not understand what being an Arab had
to do with being removed from the premises when insulting another human being. Of course it didn’t take
me long to understand that this was the biggest excuse
leading to the cruelest acts.
After that day, I began noticing the same thing happening over and over again everywhere I went. Things
as trivial as telling someone that your restaurant was
closed, for example, and being called racist because
the person you told was from somewhere else. Eventually anything and everything can be perceived as an
act of racism.
Heightened sensitivity, righteousness and intoler-
Give Me
LIBERTY
Or Let Me
S TA R V E
ance may all lead to the violence we are witnessing
today in France. I feel for the families of the victims. I
also feel for all Muslim people in France and elsewhere
who value life and differences and who are just as
shocked as we are by these events, supposedly perpetrated in the name of Islam.
Islam does not preach violence and murder, Islam
teaches acceptance and tolerance, the value of life and
the evil of greed. It teaches the same values as any
other religion. The problem is when man interprets it,
twists it and molds it into something that will make
him more powerful.
I have been lucky enough to spend seven years of
my life with Muslims and they were some of the kindest, most honest people I have had the pleasure to
meet. They were not extremists. They were just gentle,
tolerant people. I am afraid that these events will fuel
the hate for Islam and jeopardize any chance for understanding, cutting off and punishing not just the extremists but everyone else associated with the same
religion, too.
Anyone who has studied the latest facts on world religion should be aware of the belief that at the beginning of Islam, the prophets and their followers were
the most enlightened and the most tolerant of all religions of the time. They were also the most educated
and they invited people from all parts to study in their
university. They treated them as equals. Women were
encouraged to study and, in fact, the Muslim religion
was the first to recognize divorce petitioned by
women. Today, however, what we know of Islam is very
far removed from its roots.
Of course, religions are not the only responsible entities fostering extremists; the same can be said about
politics.
The people who committed these murders need to
be punished and have been. But let’s not allow the
anger we feel to make us one of them. Let’s not allow
the anger we feel to be directed to Muslims as a
whole. I am sure most of them are horrified by the
atrocity perpetrated in the name of their religion.
War should be fought against ignorance not race,
culture or religion.
Cathy Beloeil is the owner of Café Boheme in Jackson.
The new issue of Charlie Hebdo hits newsstands today with
an estimated print run of more than three million copies
(the paper’s normal run is 60,000). Translated into 16 languages, the ‘survivor issue’ cover features an image of the
Prophet Muhammad holding a “Je suis Charlie” sign, and
the words “Tout est pardonne,” or “All is forgiven.”
15
Jackson Hole
ARy 7-13, 20
u
N
JA
c
a
n
a
lm
Weather A
THIS WEEK
Normal High
28°F
Normal Low
6°F
Record High in 1974 55°F
Record Low in 1960 -37°F
From meteorologist Jim Woodmencey
Wild West
chipotle bbq sauce, bacon,
pickles, onions, cheddar
cheese
Liberty Burger
lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion,
mustard, mayo
Libertine
homemade turkey burger,
liberty mustard, marinated
cucumbers, onions, tomato,
avocado, arugula
Milkshakes
beer, wine,
liquor available
6 7 , 5 ( 4 + ( 0 3@
Average monthly January precipitation = 1.48 inches • Record precipitation in January = 4.91 inches in 1969
Average January Snowfall = 20 inches • Record January Snowfall = 56 inches
Did anybody notice the almost 70-degree swing we had in temperatures during the first week of January? We went from a low of 25
below zero in town on New Year’s Eve to a high of 43 degrees on January 6th, 2015. That is a 68-degree difference, inside of a week! If
you missed that, maybe you noticed a more subtle change that is occurring, the days are starting to get longer. We gain a minute or two
of daylight per day this week.
The Cool:Listed below is the coldest day on record for this week, which was minus 37 degrees on January 19, 1960. I did find a colder
temperature in the Jackson climate archives, on some old parchment paper, that was from way back on January 19, 1922, with a low of
42 below zero. Some of those old records are less reliable than the records we have from about 1950 forward.
The Hot: Fifty-five degrees seems to be a popular high temperature in mid-January, it was the record high in the record books from
last week, and it’s the record high in the record books this week, from Jackson’s weather annals. It
is also the official high for the month of January. During this week in 1974 it tagged that magic number 55, on January 16th. You would have to go as far south as Arizona or Florida to get that kind of
warmth right now.
Jim has been forecasting the weather here for more than 20 years. You can find more
Jackson Hole Weather information at www.mountainweather.com.
5*(*/,
4 January 14 - 20, 2015
l www.planetjh.com
Sponsored by Blue Collar Restaurant Group
Props&Disses
JACKSON HOLE
NIGHTLIFE GUIDE
By Jake Nichols
Equality State’s inequality
WINTER 2015
AARON SCHRANK
Aaron Schrank’s fine piece for
Wyoming Public Media was broadcast over the weekend. Titled, “Inequality In The Equality State:
Disparities Abound In Wyoming’s Renowned Ski
Town,” the five-and-a-half minute radio story explores the chasm-like income level gaps in residents of Wyoming’s ski towns – beginning and
ending with Jackson Hole.
It’s not all doom and gloom. Despite alarming
numbers – Teton County residents boast a $72,000
median household income level while immigrant
households pull in more like $26,000 a year – programs exist to help minorities and those falling
below the poverty line.
Yamileth Barrera and Michelle Vargas, two
The Doug Coombs Foundation, run by Doug’s
skiers in the Doug Coombs program, prepare
widow Emily, helps low-income kids hit the
to take another run.
slopes. And recent statistics show the disparity between middle school whites and Latinos (93 percent of eighth-graders scored proficient or advanced in
math compared to 67 percent of Latinos) is shrinking.
Teton County mirrors the rest of the nation as far as wealth distribution – income and wealth disparities
in the United States are the most pronounced they’ve been in decades, according to Schrank. Local economist Jonathan Schechter, founder and executive director of Charture Institute, believes the situation is
exacerbated here with more at the extreme top and extreme bottom.
AVAILABLE NOW!
Everywhere you find
Planet Jackson Hole and online
at PlanetJH.com
Jackson Hole at Night is a publication of Planet Jackson Hole, Inc.
START BUS
Park and ride show good numbers
Congratulations to Grand Teton
National Park and START Bus. Both
entities experienced record numbers
in 2014.
A press release from Grand Teton authorities
stated more than 4.29 million people passed
through park entrances last year with 2.79 million
of those making GTNP their ultimate recreation
destination. Additionally, 97 percent of park visitors claimed overall satisfaction with their visit as
determined by a survey conducted over the summer by the Pacific Consulting Group.
A government shutdown in 2013 skewed that
year’s numbers, but visitation has been steadily rising since NPS adopted a new accounting system in
1992. The 2,791,392 visitors in 2014 was 1.2 percent
better than the park’s best year in 1998.
The survey also found 99 percent of responSTART Bus had its busiest year to date in
dents were satisfied with the assistance they re2014, carrying 973,702 riders.
ceived from park employees, and 96 percent were
pleased with the value of the park entrance fee they paid.
START Bus had its busiest year to date in 2014, carrying 973,702 riders. That’s an 8 percent increase over
2013. Ridership was up nearly every month including impressive double-digit jumps during the summer
months – a possible indication mass transit is catching on with tourists and everyday commuters.
“It is exciting to be able to continue to break records and it is really encouraging that so many people
are choosing to ride the bus,” START administrator Michael Wackerly stated in a press release. “We work
hard to try and accommodate everyone who wants to ride. We are always looking for better ways to serve
the community and make the bus as accessible as possible.”
Your insider’s
guide to
nightlife
in the Tetons
OK, you may not have the nerve
or The North Face to click in on top
of the Grand and ski to the valley
floor, but, thanks to the new virtual
tour offered by TravelStoryGPS, you can ride
down with the first guy to do it (Bill Briggs).
Briggs joins local extreme athletes Stephen Koch
and Kit DesLauriers in narrating harrowing tales
of adventure for app users who enjoy a firsthand
account of what it was like to ski, ride and explore the great outdoors in Jackson Hole.
The audio tour features 10 hours of legendary
tales from the men and women who have been
there, done that. Now, TravelStoryGPS app users
can hear what it was like to carve it, ride it, jump
it, and hump it while making their own virtual or
“unvirtual” trek in some of the most pristine
wild the Lower 48 has to offer.
TravelStoryGPS has also teamed up with Stio
for a chance to win a Stio jacket. Download the
free app (www.TravelStoryGPS.com) beginning
January 15 through February 16 to be eligible
to win.
MICHELLE SMITH
Reimagined storytelling
Michelle Smith shares her helicopter rescue
after surviving a 30-foot ice fall in the Enclosure Couloir on the TravelStoryGPS Teton
Adventures tour. Here she is preparing to
snowboard the Pearl Couloir.
5
ThemOnUs
By Jake Nichols
The Salt Lake City Tribune
mentioned The Planet’s sale
last week. The Planet began
the new year under new ownership. Copperfield Publishing, publisher of Salt Lake’s
leading alternative weekly
newspaper, City Weekly, purchased Planet Jackon Hole,
Inc. on New Year’s Day.
Copperfield CEO/President
John Saltas said his company is
in growth mode.
“We’re ambitiously looking to
expand,” he told the Trib. “We
believe in the richness and value
of print, and more broadly, in the
value of smart news.”
Mary Grossman, founder and
publisher of The Planet, said,
“We’ve been a forum for all perspectives. If you were afraid to
say it in the other paper, you
could say it in our paper. People
expect that from us.”
MARCUS BUSTAMANTE
Them on us on them
and us
Tennis and Pickleball Club braved sub-zero temps to get in a few games.
In a pickle
Jean Cole wants to play pickleball. And she’s not the only one.
The sports trend with a funny
name is sweeping the nation.
Cole’s story for the Hometown
Focus in Northern Minnesota
chronicles the popularity of the
badminton/ping pong/tennis
mashup that has even made it to
Jackson Hole. At least, that’s
what Cole says.
“I wondered if I would be able
to play wherever we might go – for
instance, visiting friends and fam-
ily in other states. The places we
go are Jackson, WY; Boston; Washington, D.C.; Columbus, OH; and
Toledo, OH. And sure enough, Internet research revealed that pickleball is available in all of those
locations,” Cole wrote.
The Rec Center has offered
pickleball, locally. Cole claims in
her piece that U.S. Pickleball Association estimates there are
150,000 pickleball players in the
country. Expect to see her here
soon … getting pickled.
A little less lonely
You Volunteered!
You Donated! You Cared!
THANK YOU
for participating this Holiday Season
in giving to those in need.
TOGETHER with your help,
WE made a difference.
• The Adopt-a-Family program helped 91
families - up from last year’s 23 families.
• The Angel Tree program, which was new
this year, helped 99 families. A special
thank you to Elevated Grounds and
Jackson Whole Grocer for hosting an
Angel Tree.
• In addition, Jackson Whole Grocer
donated 5% of their tree sales to help
CRC clients.
Your donations, time, & kindness
throughout the Holiday Season
is greatly appreciated.
CRCJH.ORG
“We make a living by what we get,
but we make a life by what we give.”
– Winston Churchill
6 January 14 - 20, 2015
l www.planetjh.com
News of Lonely Planet’s strategic stake in Teton Gravity Research has hit trade publications
including First Tracks online,
where we caught it.
The travel media company announced last week they were
partnering with the action sports
media house TGR. The invest-
ment comes as TGR has doubled
in size in recent years, according
to First Tracks.
“TGR’s resources provide a
fantastic expansion of our rapidly growing efforts in video and
our digital ecosystem,” Daniel
Houghton said. He is the CEO of
Lonely Planet. “Synergies between adventure travel and highend media content will expand
the reach of both the Lonely
Planet and TGR brands.”
Winter wedding
“It was about 11 degrees outside. It was short and sweet.”
Those were the words of philanthropist Ann Lurie, 69, describing the outdoor wedding
ceremony at her home in Jackson Hole. Lurie married film editor Mark Muheim the day after
Christmas, telling Crain’s
Chicago Business, “It was perfect
for us. It wasn’t a big to-do.”
The private ceremony was
held by the river in front of the
fishing shack about 300 feet from
the front door of their home, according to Crain’s. Mulheim had
to plow a road to the site and
build a bonfire for the affair. Witnesses included two friends and
the couple’s dog, Sophie.
Muheim, 61, has two children
from a previous marriage. He
and Lurie have been a couple for
about six years.
Lurie told Crain’s that Jackson
Hole may sound far away to
many of her family and friends
in the Windy City but added,
“I’m in a place that’s really comfortable, but I still love Chicago.”
Dead on arrival
Bill Bricker left this world
knowing Wyoming was coming
for him. The 94-year-old former
camp counselor accused of molesting at least two minors while
working at Teton Valley Ranch
Camp died January 10 as Teton
County authorities were attempting to extradite him to
Wyoming.
The Traverse City Record-Eagle
reported Grand Traverse County
Prosecutor Bob Cooney as treating Bricker with “dignity and respect” throughout the process.
The Michigan paper also quoted
Bricker’s attorney as saying his
client maintained his innocence
to the end.
“When he was still able to
communicate with us he denied
the charges and he wanted to
know who was making the accusations,” said Anders Gillis,
Bricker’s lawyer. “The accusers
only publicly came forward after
he lost his faculties.”
SNAPPED!
in jackson hole
BY DERRIK SULZER
Inundated with glorious inversion photos from this past week, we found this shot to be particularly noteworthy. - RV
Enjoying the warm weather up top, Nick Sulzer drops into Titty Mouse Ridge.
JACKSON HOLE
NIGHTLIFE GUIDE
WINTER 2015
Elizabeth Kingwill,
MA/LPC
Licensed Professional Counselor • Medical Hypnotherapist
Counseling:
• Individual
• Premarital
• Marriage/Family
• Anxiety, Stress
Your insider’s
guide to
nightlife
in the Tetons
• Anger Management
• Pain Relief
• Depression
• Stop Smoking
733-5680
Practicing in Jackson since 1980 • www.elizabethkingwill.com
Flexible Hours - Evening & Weekends • Now Accepting Blue Cross Blue Shield
AVAILABLE NOW!
7
PHOTOS COURTESY OF XANTERRA PARKS & RESORTS® IN YELLOWSTONE
b
m
o
B
Da
n
O
s
e
Mov
Vintage snowcoaches to
make last rounds in Yellowstone
BY KARYN GREENWOOD
When the summer season winds down in Yellowstone, guests ask with increasing frequency about
winter in the park. What do the animals do? Can you drive in the park? What is the weather like?
As a summer tour guide, I am always sad, and more than a little embarrassed to say, “I honestly
don’t know.” Although I could piece together what the experience might be like from books, articles, and photographs, I had not visited Yellowstone in the winter. So I talked my husband and another couple into an overnight visit in the dead of winter. At the time I didn’t know we would be
riding in the historic Bombardier snowcoaches, slated for decommission next year.
“What is that?” I exclaimed as we pulled into Flagg
Ranch, just south of the South Gate of Yellowstone. It was
January 2, and we had just arrived to meet our winter
transportation into the national park. So here we were,
arriving for our big Winter Wonderland adventure, when
a small, car-sized yellow vehicle, vaguely shaped like an
elongated Volkswagen Bug, appeared in front of us, laboriously maneuvering in the road ahead. It sported skis for
front wheels, and what I learned are called “mat tracks”
for back wheels, much like a snowmobile. Two exhaust
stacks brought up the rear and a large tarp on top served
as storage. We watched in stunned amazement and
sporting appreciation as the driver used her whole upper
body strength, and verily her whole body weight, rising
clear out of her seat to turn the wheel.
“Are we riding in that thing?” Rebecca excitedly wondered aloud. Indeed we were.
Story of da Bomb
A far cry from the snow-adapted passenger van I had
imagined when booking our trip, “that thing” turned out
to be a 1965 Bombardier Snowcoach. Joseph Bombardier
built the Bombardier, or “Bomb” for short, in Québec,
Canada, in 1937 for use as a utility vehicle. A born tinkerer, Bombardier’s father gave him what he thought was
a non-functional car, “to get him to stop taking apart the
family car,” explained Leslie Quinn, interpretive specialist at Xanterra.
A few weeks later, Bombardier and his brother Leopold
came storming out of the barn with the vehicle frame
mounted on skis and fitted with a propeller, Leopold
standing on the back just feet from the rotating blades.
“Their father made them dismantle it immediately,”
8 January 14 - 20, 2015
l www.planetjh.com
Quinn said. “He was afraid they’d kill themselves, and it
scared the livestock.”
Unfazed, Bombardier went on to make over-snow vehicles his lifelong business. He envisioned a personal vehicle that could replace the dogsleds required for
transportation in Canada for many months of the year.
For this reason, Bombardier wanted to call his new passenger sled a “Ski Dog,” but due to a typo we now know
them as “Ski Doos.” Over the years, the Bombardier
snowcoach has been adapted for many uses, including
ambulances and winter school buses.
Winter touring of Yellowstone was not originally what
Bombardier had in mind for these vehicles, but Walt Stuart, born and raised in West Yellowstone, was on the inaugural winter tour in 1950 after receiving permission
from the Park Service to operate commercial tours inside
the park. The first tour was in a snow plane, sans wings.
The snowcoaches were introduced a few years later, and
Xanterra currently owns a fleet of 21 1965-1978 Bombardiers, of which about 12 are in service.
Quinn fondly remembers his time driving Bombardiers with Stuart in the early 1980s. “That was probably the highlight of my career,” he said. In particular,
Stuart was known for never wearing a coat. Only once,
Quinn recalled, “he had a rain slicker, you know, without
any insulation, draped over the back of his seat. It was
negative 37 [degrees] out, so he thought he should bring
one along.” Stuart’s hardy presence lives on in the snowcoach staff today, as I observed no coats worn among the
snowcoach drivers during our visit.
Winter wheels
Coats or not, our drivers all relished in operating the
Bombardiers. Each Bomb has its own personality, so to
speak, and drivers address their vehicle individually by
number – our guide, William, drives Seven-Twenty-One.
Thousands of visitors have hitched a ride, just like we
were, into the interior of a winter landscape seen by few.
Intended to carry 14 passengers, we thankfully were only
11 that day. Bench seats run along the sides and curve
along the rear in a “U” that creates an intimate environment to share the experience with fellow passengers.
Windows all around afford every passenger a view on our
five-hour ride and tour to Old Faithful.
We made an obligatory stop at the Yellowstone sign to
take group photos, and another at the frozen Moose Falls
where Bombardier drivers maintain the path down to the
view point shoveled and accessible all winter long for
their passengers. The drive along Lewis Canyon elicited
some gasps from the group. The guardrails are buried
deep beneath the snow, making the precipitous drop
into the canyon seem more dangerous than ever.
Undoubtedly, the ride was noisy, only those lucky
enough to be in the front seats could hear the driver
while in transit, and he even offered ear plugs for those
who wanted them. A smoother ride than the jumping
steering wheel would suggest, several of us nodded off in
the warmth and gentle jostling motion between stops.
William told us the Bombardiers are great for driving
in powdery snow, and can drive up and over drifts. The
weather during our excursion did not require such maneuvering from the vehicles and their fearless drivers,
but it felt like an adventure nonetheless. The drivers also
acted as interpretive guides when we stopped at West
Thumb Geyser Basin for a walk around the thermal features. We learned about thermophiles and park history,
geology and ecology all on a short one-mile walk through
the wonders of Yellowstone. After each excursion, my en-
thusiasm remained undiminished when we climbed back into the
charismatic Bombardiers and rode off to the next stop.
Bye, bye, Bombardiers
AARON EPSTEIN
HEARTFELTFELTIES.COM
AARON EPSTEIN
AARON EPSTEIN
TIM GAGE
Just like old and classic vehicles, the Bombs’ quirks and character
win over their passengers and drivers, despite shortcomings in efficiency and creature comforts. Since the park began regulating oversnow vehicles and OSV travel in the early 2000s, the push and pull of
the winter transportation debate has been brewing in Yellowstone.
The battle over winter use and transportation is many -faceted, but
basically falls into two camps – those who believe the landscape in
Yellowstone to be a sacred space, and desire it to be untouched by
human presence; and those who believe in personal liberty, and enjoy
the access winter transportation affords them and others who would
otherwise be unable to visit during the unforgiving winter months.
“From the beginning our mission has been to find a way to accommodate visitors and address concerns about resource impacts, including sound levels and air quality,” explained Yellowstone
spokesperson Al Nash. “For some years now snowmobiles have had
standards to meet. We felt it was appropriate to set similar standards
for snowcoaches.”
In a landscape where winter is a life and death experience for wild
inhabitants, the smallest management decisions can tip the balance.
As beautiful as the waterfalls and thermal features were along the
way, the lack of roadside wildlife was apparent. The Bombardier drivers admitted that they rarely see wildlife on their route from the South
Gate to Old Faithful. Do vehicles like the Bombardier, loudly making
its way through a landscape that can be as quiet as an abandoned
recording studio, make life for Yellowstone’s wild inhabitants unbearable, and even deadly? Expending energy to avoid disturbances from
vehicles can decidedly spell disaster for wildlife scraping by in lean
winter months. But visitors who’ve ridden in the Bombardier would
probably argue that it adds to the charm and rustic feel of a winter
visit to America’s first national park.
Several assessments, many years of court battles, and thousands
of public comments later, the park service’s solution is a new winter
use plan, to be phased in over two winters starting this year. Among
other things, the new plan calls for using the “best available technology” when it comes to OSV. The new guidelines specifically aim
to provide “a high quality visitor experience while protecting the
very thing [visitors] come to see,” Nash explained.
Indeed, the new four-stroke snowmobiles announced themselves
with little more than a hum as they entered single-file into Flagg
Ranch alongside us. The Big Foot-tire-equipped passenger vans,
able to drive over groomed, snow-covered roads, snuck in quietly
behind us at West Thumb Geyser Basin.
Charming and quaint as they are, the rumbling, sputtering Bombardiers are far from considered “best available technology.” It
would be a costly endeavor to retrofit the fleet to meet the new regulations. Instead, according to Bombardier driver Ruth, this will be
the last season the Bombs will be picking up passengers from the
South Gate.
“It’s the end of an era,” Ruth said of the decommissioning. During
the winter 2015-16 season they will do some interior park tours, and
pick up passengers from the North Gate. They will be retired at the
end of the winter 2015-16 season.
Is there any room for history when considering which vehicles to
use in the park? Is there space in a national park for sentimentality?
Ruth suspects either Xanterra or the Park Service will hold onto the
decommissioned vehicles. The last time they decommissioned and
sold an outdated vehicle, the
canvas-topped yellow tour
buses, they eventually bought
them back due to popular demand. These buses are now fitted with an updated engine and
chassis but retain their exterior
charm and carry visitors
throughout the park in the sumHeartfelt Feltie Bombardier mer. Does the future hold a similar fate for the Bombardiers?
“They spent around $250,000 per vehicle to bring back those
buses,” Quinn noted. “For a [Bombardier] that is used for three
months out of the year, it would be hard to swallow that cost.”
Seeing how much we admired the Bombardier, William suggested
that we visit the gift shop at the Old Faithful Snow Lodge. Another
Bomb driver has a company called Heartfelt Felties and has handcrafted ornaments for sale throughout the park and also on
Etsy.com. Before loading up for our final Bombardier ride home, I
sought out the tiny ornaments. A little yellow felt Bombardier, complete with tiny front skis and the spare wheel mounted on the front
will now hang on our Christmas tree. It will be a reminder of a bygone time, when Bombardiers rumbled their way through a wintry
Yellowstone landscape.
9
Native exposure
Robyn Vincent
Jackson Hole natives share certain discernible traits. Some point to a distinct
nonchalance and a lack of urgency, which
many of us transplants mimic for years
before true mastery. Others might say it’s
a small-town softness, a level of approachability.
Another virtue common among the indigenous Jackson Hole species, particularly among its young populace, is an
inexhaustible creative streak. In a tightknit community that fosters art and creativity, it is not often that one encounters
a young Jacksonite who isn’t nourishing
their artistic hankerings in some way or
another. This is why the new art exhibit,
“Born and Bred,” holds special merit.
Conceived by former Rose curator and
Center of Wonder executive director Lyndsay McCandless, “Born and Bred” illuminates more than 20 young artists born
and/or raised here. Local artist Camille
Davis is a co-curator of the show.
“Similar to any small community in the
middle of nowhere, as kids we had to find
10 January 14 - 20, 2015
stuff to do, and for a lot of us that was
being creative,” explained Davis, whose
work also hangs in the show.
A mélange of both undiscovered and
rising names, “Born and Bred” showcases
artists such as Amy Dowell, Mark and
Wade Dunstan, Scotty Craighead, Olaus
Linn, Owen Ashley, Emily Paul and Remy
Milosky, to name just a few.
Local scribe and thespian Andrew
Munz, who authors The Planet’s weekly
pop-culture column, “Well, That Happened,” (page 14), will make his art
show debut. Munz, Davis explained, is
adding fine art sensibilities to his writings by framing hand-written stories in
a unique way.
Also making a debut in “Born and Bred”
is Austin Lobner, armed with a vibrant
retro style. His pen and watercolor neotraditional works are influenced by vintage tattoo flash.
So what fuels so many young artists
here, more so than, say, in small-town Nebraska (surely a lovely place)?
“In general nature creates an optimal
platform for creativity,” Davis noted.
l www.planetjh.com
‘King Fisher’ by Austin Lobner.
“Whether it’s on a level of being inspired
through what you see and feel while
you’re immersed in nature, or experiencing it on the level of breathing healthy
fresh air, and having the quietness of nature calm your mind and give way to a
‘Winter Roses’ by Camille Davis.
solid creative state of being.
“The energy of this town and its people
create a very supportive platform for
young artists.”
‘Born and Bred,’ 7 to 10 p.m. on Friday at
The Rose. Free. Pinkgartetheatre.com.
ThisWeek Calendar Highlights
CALENDAR
By Jeana
Haarman
THURSDAY 1.15
THURSDAY 1.15
Armchair to China
Jackson 2025
Sledhead mixer
Venture on a virtual hike with Mike Adler and
be transported on a journey through the wild
countryside of China including the rice paddies
of Lonsheng and hiking cantilevered trails.
Armchair to China 6:30 p.m. in the Rec.
Center, $5. tetonparksandrec.org.
Where will Jackson Hole be in 2025? Speakers
will give a ‘best guess’ and presentations will
inspire, educate, and inform. Lunch will be
provided and a social hour will follow.
2015 Edition of 22 in 21, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.
at Spring Creek Resort. $25. 22in21.com.
Catch up with old friends and make new connections among winter sports enthusiasts inspired by an appreciation for snow and speed.
Togwotee Adventures Chamber Mixer, 5 to
7 p.m. at Togwotee Adventures. Free. jacksonholechamber.com.
THURSDAY 1.15
THURSDAY 1.15
FRIDAY 1.16
Think and drink
Poetic drama
Members exhibit
Learn to bring more wonder into your life
during this creative and inspiring gathering featuring presentations from Lyndsay McCandless and Jeff Stein.
2nd Think WY Gathering, 5 to 7 p.m. at
Pink Garter Theatre. Free. thinkWY.org.
Enjoy a witty retelling of Wagner’s drama about
the amateur poets and musicians, in which tension between creativity and conformity is
played out in a society obsessed with rules.
Master-Singers of Nuremberg, 6 p.m. at
CFTA. $12-20. jhcenterforthearts.org.
Art Association members of all ages will share
an eclectic and extensive body of work. Live
music and festive libations provided.
The Jackson Salon Show: Opening Reception, 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. at Art Association
Gallery. Free. art association.org.
FRI 1.16 & SAT 1.17
SATURDAY 1.17
MONDAY 1.19
Hockey revelry
Chronic Laffs
A peek at 8 peaks
Get a dose of full-check hockey with no holds
barred action when the Jackson Hole Moose
play against Minnesota.
Jackson Hole Moose Hockey, 7:30 p.m. at
Snow King Sports & Events Center. $5-10.
moose.pucksystems2.com.
Join the troupe for an evening of incessant
laughter, as Laff Staffers derive impromptu inspiration from the audience.
Laff Staff Improv Comedy Troupe, 8 p.m. at
Dornan’s in Moose. $15.
facebook.com/TheLaffStaff.
Have you ever imagined yourself trekking at
the base of 8,000 meter mountains? Join Mike
Adler for a photo adventure and set your eyes
on all eight Nepal peaks.
Photo Adventure, 6 p.m. at Center for the
Arts. Free. tetonphotographygroup.org.
MIKE ADLER
WALTER GERALD
MIKE ADLER
THURSDAY 1.15
Wednesday 1.14
Hidden Ranch
MUSIC
■ Karaoke, 9 p.m. at the Virginian Saloon. Free. 739-9891.
■ Songwriter’s Alley Open
Mic featuring Seadar Rose, 8
to 10:30 p.m. at Haydens Post.
Sign-up begins at 7 p.m. Performers get one free drink, half
off food, and entry into a
weekly drawing. Free, all-ages.
732-9027.
■ Shark Week, 4 to 6 p.m. at
the Mangy Moose. Bluegrass,
folk. Free. MangyMoose.com.
■ Cajun Night with George
Kilby Jr., 10 p.m. at Town
Square Tavern. Americana. $5.
733-3886.
■ Beyond Control, 9 p.m. at
the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar.
Country, rock. 733-2207.
ART
■ Fables, Feathers & Fur,
10:30 to 11 a.m. at National
Museum of Wildlife Art. Storytelling at the museum is an exciting opportunity for young
visitors to engage in art. All materials will be provided. Free for
members or with admission.
wildlifeart.org.
GOOD EATS
■ Wild Wednesday Dinner,
5:30 to 8:30 p.m. at National
Museum of Wildlife Art. A relaxed fine dining experience featuring a delectable French
menu, wine, and delectable
desserts. Reservations
732.5434. wildlifeart.org.
COMMUNITY
■ 2nd Think WY Gathering,
5 to 7 p.m. at Pink Garter Theatre. A creative and inspiring
‘think and drink’ gathering. Free.
thinkWY.org.
■ Trivia Night with Crazy
Tom, 7 p.m. at Town Square
Tavern. Show off your trivia
knowledge and win prizes. Free.
townsquaretavern.com.
KIDS & FAMILIES
■ Digital Fabrication: Tools
and Techniques, 4:30 to 6 p.m.
at Teton County Library. 3D
printers, laser cutters, and
milling machines! Learn about
where and how to use this
equipment. Workshop open to
grades 6-12. Free. tclib.org.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Oneness Deeksha Meditation, 7:30 to 8:45 p.m. at
Akasha Yoga. Experience Deeksha, a gentle meditation to physically shift the brain toward a
Oneness state of consciousness.
Donations appreciated. onenessjacksonhole.com.
■ Crystal Sound Bowl Session, 5 to 6 p.m. at Intencions.
Relax and rebalance to sound
frequencies, aromatherapy and
good vibes. Walk-ins welcome.
$10. intencions.com.
OUTDOORS & NATURE
■ Winter Sleigh Rides on
National Elk Refuge, 10 a.m.
to 4 p.m. at the National Elk
Refuge. Visitors purchase tickets
at the Visitor Center and take a
free shuttle bus to board the
sleigh. Reservations available.
Adults $20, children ages 5-12
$15, children under 5 are free.
(307) 733-0277.
Thursday 1.15
prugh.com 307-733-9888
MUSIC
■ Club Coach with DJs
Londo and Cut la Whut, 10
p.m. at the Stagecoach Bar in
Wilson. Free. 733-4407.
■ Justin Smith, 4 to 7 p.m. in
See CALENDAR page 12
11
the Ascent Lounge at Four Seasons Resort. Folk. Free.
■ Stackhouse, 4 to 6 p.m. at
the Mangy Moose. Pop, folk.
Free. MangyMoose.com.
■ George Kilby, Jr., 3 to 6 p.m.
in The Trap Bar at Grand
Targhee Resort. Americana,
rock. Free. GrandTarghee.com.
FILM & PHOTOGRAPHY
■ Armchair Adventures:
Backcountry Scenery and
Trekking in China, 6:30 p.m. in
the Rec. Center Meeting Room.
Mike Adler presents a slideshow
and a talk that will transport you
on a journey through the wild
countryside of China including
the rice paddies of Lonsheng,
hiking cantilevered trails and a
visit to Hongcun village. $5.
tetonparksandrec.org.
THEATER
■ The Master-Singers of
Nuremberg, 6 p.m. at Center
for the Arts. A characteristically
witty and clear retelling of Wagner’s drama about the 16th-century guild of amateur poets and
musicians, in which tension between creativity and conformity
is played out in a society obsessed with rules and regulations. Adults $20, students $12.
jhcenterforthearts.org.
COMMUNITY
■ The 2015 Edition of 22 in
21, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. at Spring
Creek Resort. The session will
focus on where Jackson Hole
will likely be in 2025, ten years
from now. Speakers will present
a ‘best guess’ and examine facets
of the community ranging from
the economy to social services
and public lands. Presentations
will inspire, educate, and inform
about new ideas and creative
energy. Lunch will be provided
and a social hour will follow.
$25. 22in21.com.
■ Business Over Breakfast,
7:30 to 9 a.m. at Snow King Resort. An opportunity to network
with fellow Chamber members
and the general community
while learning about upcoming
community events. Breakfast
costs $16, $25 for non-memSee CALENDAR page 13
12 January 14 - 20, 2015
MusicBox
MARC COHN
CALENDAR
Grammy-winning songwriter Marc Cohn makes his Jackson debut at the Center Theatre on Monday.
Soul pop standout
Aaron Davis
Well-known for his 1991 adult contemporary hit “Walking in Memphis,”
Grammy-winning singer-songwriter Marc
Cohn has released five studio albums in
his career. His most recent release, 2010’s
Listening Booth: 1970 peaked at No. 28 on
the Billboard 200 and is a set of covers
ranging from Simon and Garfunkel’s “The
Only Living Boy in New York” to the Grateful Dead’s “New Speedway Boogie.”
“My relationship with ‘Walking in Memphis’ was incredibly personal,” Cohn told
Cleveland.com last October. “That’s really
what’s at the center of that song: the
power of the music, and that has never
left me. I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed
playing it more than I have in the past few
years. I really just feel proud that that’s
l www.planetjh.com
my calling card.’”
If you think winning a Grammy might
be life-changing, imagine being conscious
while a doctor removes a bullet from your
head. Following a concert in 2005, Cohn
and his band were driving back to their
hotel in Denver when an attempted carjacking resulted in a gunshot wound to the
head. While Cohn prevailed physically, the
emotional toll was weighty. Four months
later, though, he was thankful to be back
on the road performing.
Inspired by reflections of Hurricane Katrina along with his own traumatic event,
Cohn ended a near 10-year recording
drought with 2007’s Join the Parade, one of
his most critically acclaimed albums.
A devoted connoisseur of pop music,
Cohn’s tenor croon is instantly recognizable. As a solo performer, he trades off be-
tween acoustic guitar and keyboards.
Marc Cohn, 7 p.m. on Monday at Center
Theater. $37-$47. JHCenterForTheArts.org.
Pinky in the Pink Garter
Jackson is a magnet for tribute bands.
Talking Heads, Metallica, Led Zeppelin,
The Grateful Dead, AC/DC, and multiple
Johnny Cash acts (Cash’d Out plays Friday at Town Square Tavern) have all
found a home away from home in the
Tetons. Why not some Pink Floyd tunes
with a respectable light show? Bozeman’s nine-piece Pinky and the Floyd
was conceptualized in 2007 featuring
some of the town’s most talented players.
With a songlist that boasts more than 60
songs, you will get Syd Barrett-era to Division Bell, and a slice of both note-fornote and improvisational. So if you need
CALENDAR
a Floyd fix, you can finally
get the bricks you need.
Pinky and The Floyd, 9
p.m. on Saturday at Pink
Garter Theatre. $17.
PinkGarterTheatre.com.
Minor – the husband-andwife-led indie-folk quintet
from LA – instantly reminds
this listener of Edward
Sharpe and the Magnetic
Zeros, yet with a less layered, acoustic-driven sound.
The pseudo family band
(only the rhythm section
members aren’t related to
the others) has a sound defined by lead vocalist Justin
Minor, with bluegrass-style
harmonies adorned via his
wife, Kate. The band formed
in 2012 out of Justin’s “creative nervous breakdown,”
which had led him to take
an extended break from the
music world to travel the
jungles of Central and South
America and the redwoods
of California’s central coast.
A refreshing sound, solid
songwriting and singing,
this is one to put on your
radar.
Minor, 9:30 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday at the
Mangy Moose in Teton Village. Free.
MangyMoose.com.
-
ALI WINSTON
Minor at the Moose
Reminiscent of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Minor plays the Moose this weekend.
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
JUDD
GROSSMAN
BAND
-
-
Check out your favorite
NFL or College team on
our 10 HD TVs!
•••••••
Gold Medal
Award Winning Wings
2 years running!
•••••••
1/2 Price Happy Hour Daily
5-7pm and
Saturday 10pm - midnight
Serving lunch daily 11am
832 W. Broadway•(307) 733-7901
(Inside Plaza Liquors)
-
-
- HOUR: 4 - 7pm, Monday - Friday
HAPPY
11pm - Midnight, Friday - Tuesday
-
Step through -the
swinging-doors whereyou'll
be surroundedby Western
flavor.
(We are now non-smoking!)
-
750 W. Broadway • 307.739.9891
-
-
-
-
-
Photo by David Swift
-
-
-
307-690-4935
juddgrossman.com
Download Judd Grossman
songs from iTunes.
In Jackson Hole’s Historic Wort Hotel
FREE LIVE MUSIC 7:30PM
Friday & Saturday
January 16 & 17
GEORGE KILBY, JR.
January 20
Bluegrass Tuesday
ONE TON PIG
Broadway @ Glenwood
307-732-3939 • worthotel.com
bers. jacksonholechamber.com.
CLASSES & WORKSHOPS
■ Mixology, 6 to 9 p.m. at
CWC Jackson. Professional bartender Kattie Lemieux will teach
creative cocktails using vodka,
gin and tequila. Instruction will
include measurements, ingredients, muddling, and how to get
creative. Must be 21 or over.
Register at cwc.edu.
■ Sustainability Series:
Green Your Business, 6 p.m.
at Spark JH. Learn tips and tricks
to green your business immediately and in the long term.
There will be an audience Q &
A as well as a presentation and
workshop. Free. ytcleanenergy.org.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Therapeutic Yoga, 6 to 7:15
p.m. at Teton Yoga Shala. Focus
on specific therapeutic needs,
holding postures and utilizing
breath work. $12 to $19.
tetonyoga.com.
■ Crystal Sound Bowl Session, Noon to 1 p.m. at Intencions. Relax and rebalance to
sound frequencies, aromatherapy and good vibes. Walk-ins
welcome. $10. intencions.com.
OUTDOORS & NATURE
■ Snowscapes: The Art of
Sculpting Snow, day and
evening festivities in charming
downtown Driggs. Free. See
event schedule at driggssnowscapes.org.
■ Winter Sleigh Rides on
National Elk Refuge, 10 a.m.
to 4 p.m. at the National Elk
Refuge. Visitors purchase tickets
at the Visitor Center and take a
free shuttle bus to board the
sleigh. Reservations available.
Adults $20, children ages 5-12
$15, children under 5 are free.
307-733-0277.
SPORTS & RECREATION
■ Beginning Telemark Class,
Noon to 1:30 p.m. at the bottom of the Rafferty Ski Lift at
Snow King Mountain. Learn the
‘oldest ski turn’ for touring. Participants need to provide their
own telemark ski gear. $90$120. Space limited, register at
the Rec. Center by noon Jan. 13.
tetonparksandrec.org.
■ Aikido Sessions, 7:30 p.m.
at Inversion Yoga. Free. inversionyoga.com.
Friday 1.16
MUSIC
■ Jazz Night, 7 to 10 p.m. in
The Granary at Spring Creek
Ranch. Pam Drews Phillips on
piano/vocals, Bill Plummer on
bass, and Mike Calabrese on
drums. Free. 733-8833.
■ Matt Donovan Trio, 4 to 7
p.m. in the Ascent Lounge at
Four Seasons Resort. Instrumental bluegrass. Free.
■ Papa Chan and Johnny C
Note, 6 to 9 p.m. at Teton Pines
Country Club Restaurant. ‘20s
to ‘40s jazz. Free. 733-1005.
■ George Kilby, Jr., 7:30 to 11
p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar.
Americana. Free. 732-3939.
■ The Hooligans, 3 to 6 p.m.
■ AFU, 9 p.m. at the Virginian
Saloon. Free. 739-9891.
■ Keith Phillips and Greg
Creamer, 6:30 p.m. at Warbirds Café in Driggs. Jazz, folk.
Free. 208-354-2550.
■ Sneaky Pete & the Secret
13
Well,that happened
Yawner of an award season
CALENDAR
Weapons, 9:30 p.m. at the
Mangy Moose. Funk, dance-folk.
■ Cash’d Out, 10 p.m. at Town
Square Tavern. Johnny Cash
Tribute. $10. 733-3886.
■ Screen Door Porch, 9 p.m.
at Haydens Post. Americana,
roots-rock, country-soul. Free.
734-3187.
ART
■ The Jackson Salon Show:
Opening Reception, 5:30 to
7:30 p.m. at Art Association
Gallery. Art Association members of all ages share their talent
with the community representing an eclectic and extensive
body of work. Live music and
festive libations will be provided.
Exhibition hands through February 20. Free. art association.org.
CLASSES & WORKSHOPS
■ Contemporary Theatre, 6
to 8 p.m. at CWC Jackson.
Come pull back the curtain and
get a taste for what makes up
theater. Class will view videos of
contemporary actors, playwrights, choreographers and directors and discuss how theatre
can come to life on stage.
$100/three classes. Register at
cwc.edu.
GOOD EATS
■ Wine Tasting, 4 to 7 p.m. at
the Jackson Whole Grocer. Free.
733-0450.
■ Wine Tasting, 4 to 7 p.m. at
The Liquor Store & Wine Loft.
Five wines will be showcased
from a featured region each
week. Free. 733-4466.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Happy Hour Yoga, 5:30 to
7:30 p.m. at Inversion Yoga.
Make your Friday night fabulous
with a perfect combination …
yoga, good food and drinks, and
friends. Be a part of the happiest
happy hour in town. Two great
classes to choose from at 5:30
to 6:30 p.m. Food provided by
Ariel Mann and JH Wellness,
drinks provided by Inversion.
$10. inversionyoga.com.
■ Thrive Cleanse Talk, 5:30 to
6:30 p.m. at Healthy Being
Juicery. Explore the mind-body
connection, use mindfulness to
make better eating decisions.
Free. healthybeingjuice.com.
OUTDOORS & NATURE
■ Snowscapes: Snow Stomp,
2 to 6 p.m. at the Driggs City
Center. Snow stompers are
needed to help create snow
blocks that the artists will transform later int he week. Com by
for however long you can make
it - many feet are needed. Wear
sturdy boots and lots of layers.
Free. See full event schedule at
driggssnowscapes.org.
■ Winter Sleigh Rides on National Elk Refuge, 10 a.m. to 4
p.m. at the National Elk Refuge.
Visitors purchase tickets at the
Visitor Center and take a free
shuttle bus to board the sleigh.
Reservations available. Adults
$20, children ages 5-12 $15,
children under 5 are free. 307733-0277.
■ Ranger-led Snowshoe
Hike, 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. from
Taggart Lake trailhead on the
Teton Park Road. The guided
walk offers an opportunity to
learn about snow science and
winter ecology. Snowshoe
rental: adults $5, children 8
14
Andrew Munz
I watched the 72nd annual Golden
Globes so you didn’t have to. Truthfully, I
was genuinely excited about Tina Fey and
Amy Poehler hosting for a third year in a
row. They’re an unstoppable comedy duo
in a room full of overpaid celebrities; what
could possibly go wrong? (Oh, Andrew of a
few hours ago ... you were so innocent
then.) And weirdly, I am really, really into
awards season! Or at least I thought I was.
After this year’s broadcast, I’ve come to the
scientific conclusion that I don’t really give
a crap anymore.
Fetch me my gilded soapbox.
Cold, cold opening
At the start of the show Tina and Amy
strolled out with their side-do and weird
spray tan, respectively, and came out
swinging. While they snapped out a few
quick jabs at George Clooney’s lifetime
achievement award and his new wife,
they delivered an uppercut to the absent
Bill Cosby.
“In Into the Woods,” Amy started, “Cinderella runs from her prince, Rapunzel is
thrown from her tower for her prince, and
Sleeping Beauty just thought that she was
getting coffee with Bill Cosby.”
Yowza. Apply cold water to burn. But
their Cosby-isms didn’t stop there. Tina
joined in and the co-hosts had a quick Imitation Game (nudge nudge) to see who
could do a better Cosby impression yam-
mering on about pills. The whole theater
sputtered their awkward uncomfortable
laughter, as Tina and Amy ramped it up
even further by bringing out fellow comedienne Margaret Cho as General Cho Yung
Ja, the faux North Korean representative of
the Hollywood Foreign Press.
Poor Meryl Streep had to stand up and
pose for a picture with the general as
Benedict Cumberbatch tried (and failed)
to photobomb. The joke fell flat, and Tina
and Amy decided to hang out in the wings
for the rest of the show.
Artists currently known as activists
I have to say, when Prince came out on
stage I was willing to bet money that Tina
or Amy had dressed up like him for a gag.
Sure enough, the real Prince came out in
full Prince regalia to tell us that “of course”
the song from the Martin Luther King Jr.
biopic Selma won Best Original Song.
But one of the best award-giving moments was when Jennifer Lopez and Jeremy Renner presented Best Actor in a
Miniseries.
“I’ve got the nails,” J.Lo said when Renner gave her the envelope.
“You’ve got the globes too,” he replied.
Sure enough, J.Lo’s bazoombas were practically ready to jump out and roll into
Helen Mirren’s lap.
This year there were very few tears and
plenty of dedications to buzzworthy news
events. Selma winners dedicated their
award to the slain NYC police officers;
George Clooney and Jared Leto crooned
“Je Suis Charlie;” and the creator of the
show Transparent dedicated her win to the
transgender community. It’s not uncommon for actors to pull real-world reverence
into their fairy tale, bullshit back-patting
ceremonies, but it’s starting to feel as
shoehorned as a Meryl Streep nomination.
No one has seen these movies
With the exception of maybe The Grand
Budapest Hotel and Into the Woods, there’s
not a single nominee that is the type of
movie the general public takes interest in.
With The Hobbit being over and done with
(its final chapter left too many annoying
kernels in reviewers’ teeth) and Unbroken
basically being snubbed across the board,
there’s very little mass appeal with these
films. A lot of them were limited releases
but without much buzz. It’s been a weird
year for movies, and this Golden Globes
show is a clear indication of that.
If you care, the two Best Picture winners
were Boyhood (drama) and The Grand Budapest Hotel (comedy). And if anything,
we’ll all soon be filling out our ballots for
the local cinema contest in hopes of scoring a year of free movies. That’s reason
enough to at least give these award shows
a passing glance.
But, honestly, screw this season. Peeking
at this year’s upcoming movie line-up, I
have a feeling we’ll be paying closer attention next year because we will have actually seen the movies.
at
Cajun with George Kilby, Jr.
Night
Cash’d
Out
Nappy
Roots
Some Southern boys bringing the Cajun Country to Jackson with
accordions and zydeco in tow. 1st 50 people in the door receive some
complimentary red beans-n-rice!
Over the past couple of decades, tribute bands have become big
business in the world of concert promotion. And, not surprisingly, the
more popular ones are the acts that are most authentic. Such is the
case with Cash’d Out, a San Diego based band, that channels Johnny
Cash in about as close a manner to the real thing as it gets.
An American alternative Southern rap quartet that originated in
Bowling Green, Kentucky in 1995, and is best known for their hit
singles ‘Po’ Folk,’ ‘Awnaw,’ ‘Roun’ The Globe’ and ‘Good Day.’ They
were the best selling hip hop group of 2002.
"
!
!
January 14 - 20, 2015 l www.planetjh.com
WED
JAN. 14
9:00 p.m.
$5
$3 HAPPY HOUR
MENU 4 - 6 p.m. DAILY
FRI
JAN. 16
20 E. BROADWAY• 733-3886
UPSTAIRS ON THE TOWN SQUARE
Wednesdays 7-9 p.m.
9:00 p.m.
$10
SAT
JAN. 17
10:00 p.m.
$10 in advance
$15 day of show
Tavern Trivia with
Crazy Tom
Test your trivia knowledge for prizes at
Jackson’s hilarious trivia night. Free.
Saturdays 9-10 p.m.
WyoBass
Jackson’s hottest club scene. Free.
FeedMe!
Choosing the
last supper
It’s a question that sometimes comes up as a hypothetical: if you could plan it, what
would be your last meal?
Yes, I’m being slightly overdramatic here, but with several
months of chemo treatment in
my future, I looked at dinner
the night before my first treatment as my last supper for a
few months. Chemo, for those
who haven’t had the pleasure,
makes most everything you eat
taste either metallic and/or like
cardboard. And, to make eating
even more fun, there’s sometimes an accompanying nausea that lets you taste
everything again as it makes its
way back up. Fun times. I’ve
even heard that you don’t need
to actually be eating anything
to taste the wonderful flavors
of metal and cardboard.
I had about a week’s notice
to plan my last supper, and I
spent that week mentally going
through the candidates. Staying
at home and cooking dinner
was not an option. My family is
not one of chefs. (Although I
did briefly consider a last meal
of a batch of cookie dough,
which I do excel at making. Ultimately though, I decided that
would not be the best way to
support my body as it embarks
on this latest adventure.)
I wanted something that my
parents and my boyfriend
would like, but, of course, this
was a circumstance where I
didn’t feel badly making myself
priority No.1. So really it had to
be a place I loved.
It didn’t take long to simplify
the candidates: Snake River
Grill or Rendezvous Bistro.
Because I was feeling greedy,
I decided to do both: a romantic almost-last supper with my
boyfriend at the Grill and then
the true last supper with the
family at the Bistro.
Despite being amazingly
busy and my request coming at
the last-minute, I was grateful
the Grill managed to squeeze
us in, and at my favorite table
in the bar, nonetheless. But the
table was pretty much the
highlight of the meal.
Because I was trying to be
kind to my body, I didn’t order
alcohol; because he didn’t feel
like drinking, neither did my
boyfriend. We felt that decision
immediately relegated us to
second-class diners, a feeling I
have gotten before at the Grill
when I’ve opted not to drink.
We then created a meal out
of a number of shared plates
and appetizers, which I always
prefer to the Grill’s entrees. The
new Brussels sprouts preparation is delicious.
Even after our server offered
us a dessert on the house to
make up for the fact we didn’t
get our first bite of food until
an hour after sitting down,
there was nothing on the
dessert menu that called to us.
I put my puffy pants back on
and we walked home, disappointed.
But my true last supper at the
Bistro more than made up for it.
I had always thought I would cry
if the restaurant ever took the
pork adobo, my long-standing
favorite entrée, off the menu. It
turns out that instead I happily
ordered sea bass, ate a significant portion of my boyfriend’s
slice of meatloaf, had many
tastes of my mom’s beef bourguignon, and stole some bites
from my dad’s jambalaya. If it’s
Rendezvous Bistro’s jambalaya includes venison chaurice and
New Caledonian shrimp. A spicy dish with smoked poblanos.
GERALDINE MISHEV
Geraldine Mishev
CALENDAR
Beef bourguignon, also care of the Bistro, pairs perfectly with
the carrot-cardamom mashed potatoes.
a last meal, you’ve gotta go big.
Especially when each entrée
was better than the last.
The four of us all traded bites,
and we were all in agreement
there was no favorite. The Bistro
killed it across the board. Falling
asleep that night though, it was
the beef borguignon, something
I’d never order myself, I dreamt
about.
The entrees came after a
charcuterie plate, which included duck prosciutto, garlic
sausage, grappa-seared salmon,
chicken liver and foie gras
mouse, and some kind of heavenly preparation of venison.
There might also have been a
warm-up platter of a pink peppercorn-crusted prosciutto. I
could eat this for the rest of my
life and be very, very happy.
You’d think that after all of
this, there would be no room for
dessert. But we soldiered on.
Hands down, right now, for
my personal dessert preferences (well-crafted classics),
the Bistro has the best dessert
menu in town. Between the
four of us we had lemon crème
brulee, red velvet cheesecake,
and peanut butter pie. Again, I
could not decide on a favorite.
Last supper or not, the Bistro
is the best restaurant in the valley right now.
Rendezvous Bistro, 380 U.S.
89. Reservations recommended, 739-1100; rendezvousbistro.net
ART GALLERIES
Altamira Fine Art Gallery
172 Center St. 739-4700
Art Association/Center
240 S. Glenwood, 733-6379
A Horse of a Different Color
60 E. Broadway, 734-9603
A Touch of Class
10 W. Broadway, 733-3168
Astoria Fine Art
35 E. Deloney, 733-4016
Buffalo Trails Gallery
98 Center Street, 734-6904
Brookover Gallery
125 N. Cache Street, 732-3988
Caswell Gallery/Sculpture Garden
145 E. Broadway, 734-2660
Cayuse Western Americana
255 N. Glenwood, 739-1940
Center Street Gallery
Ciao Gallery
70 S. Glenwood., 733-7833
Circus Gallery
170 N. Main Street, Victor
208-787-1ART
Diehl Gallery
155 W. Broadway, 733-0905
Fay Gallery
Teton Village Road, 739-1006
Fighting Bear Antiques
375 S. Cache, 733-2669
Full Circle Gallery
335 N. Glenwood, 733-0070
Galleries West Fine Art
70 S. Glenwood, 733-4412
Grand Teton Gallery
130 W. Broadway, 201-1172
Heather James Fine Art
Hennes Studio & Gallery
5850 Larkspur Drive, 733-2593
Heriz Rug Co.
120 W. Pearl, 733-3388
Horizon Fine Art Gallery
30 King Street, Suite 202, 739-1540
Images of Nature
170 N. Cache, 733-9752
Images West
98 E. Little Ave., Driggs
208-354-3545
Jack Dennis Wyoming Gallery
Town Square, 733-7548
Jeff Grainger Workshop
335 N. Glenwood, 734-0029
Legacy Gallery
Town Square, 733-2353
Lines Gallery
245 West Pearl
Mountain Trails Gallery
National Museum of Wildlife Art
2820 Rungius Road, 733-5771
Raindance Gallery
165 N. Center Street, #4, 732-2222
RARE Fine Art Gallery
485 W. Broadway, 733-8726
Richter Fine Art Photography
30 King St, 733-8880
Robert Dean Collection
180 W. Broadway, 733-9290
Rivertime Designs
98 E. Little Ave., Driggs
208-351-2045
Schmidt’s Custom Framing
890 S. Highway 89, 733-2306
Shadow Mountain Gallery
10 W. Broadway, 733-3162
Tayloe Piggott Gallery
62 S. Glenwood, 733-0555
Trailside Galleries
130 E. Broadway, 733-3186
Trio Fine Art Gallery
Turpin Gallery
545 N. Cache, 734-4444
Two Grey Hills
110 E. Broadway, 733-2677
Vertical Peaks Gallery
165 Center Street, #1, 733-7744
West Lives On
74 Glenwood, 734-2888
Wilcox Gallery
North of town on Cache,
733-6450
Wild by Nature Photography
95 W. Deloney, 733-8877
Wild Exposures Gallery
60 E. Broadway, 739-1777
Wild Hands 70 S. Glenwood,
265 W. Pearl, 733-4619
years or older $2. Bring your
winter season permit or purchase a one-day entry into
Grand Teton National Park for
$5. Reserve at 307-739-3399.
fs.fed.us/jhgyvc.
■ Stargazing Wyoming, 7 to
9 p.m. on the lawn at Center for
the Arts. Explore the night skies
of Wyoming through a giant
Dobsonian Telescope. Free.
wyomingstargazing.org.
SPORTS & RECREATION
■ Jackson Hole Moose
Hockey, 7:30 p.m. at Snow
King Sports & Events Center.
Full-check hockey with no holds
barred action against Minnesota.
Adults $10, children 8 and
under $5. moose.pucksystems2.com.
■ Adult Cross Country Ski
Tour, 9 a.m departure from
Rec. Center. Ski a moderate six
miles from Ditch Creek to Kelly
Warm Springs. Participants are
required to have some backcountry ski touring experience
and provide their own cross
country ski equipment. $25 plus
your park pass. tetonparksandrec.org.
Saturday 1.17
MUSIC
■ Aaron Davis & the Mystery Machine, 4 to 7 p.m. in
the Ascent Lounge at Four Seasons Resort. Americana, folk.
Free.
■ Nappy Roots, 10 p.m. at
Town Square Tavern. Rap. $10$15. 733-3886.
■ Pam Drews Phillips, 7 to 10
p.m. in The Granary at Spring
Creek Ranch. Jazz, standards
and pop on the grand piano.
Free. 733-8833.
■ George Kilby, Jr., 7:30 to 11
p.m. at the Silver Dollar Bar.
■ Wyatt Lowe & the Mayhem Kings, 8 p.m. at Haydens
Post. Rockabilly. Free. 7343187.
■ AFU, 9 p.m. at the Virginian
Saloon. Free. 739-9891.
■ Pinky and The Floyd (Pink
Floyd Tribute), 9 p.m. at the
Pink Garter Theatre. $17.
PinkGarterTheatre.com.
■ Minor, 9:30 p.m. at the
Mangy Moose in Teton Village.
Indie-folk. Free.
MangyMoose.com.
■ The Hooligans, 3 to 6 p.m.
COMEDY
■ Laff Staff Improv Comedy
Troupe, 8 p.m. at Dornan’s in
Moose. Join the troupe for an
evening of nonstop laughter as
they look to the lively audience
to inspire impromptu entertainment. $15. facebook.com/TheLaffStaff.
THEATER
■ Movement for Musical
Theatre Workshop, 4 to 6
p.m. at Dancers’ Workshop studio 4 in the Center for the Arts.
Spend an evening learning more
about the business and movement of musical theatre. Musical
theater performer Todd Hunter
will conduct a warmup, lyrical
adagio combination, across the
floor combination and finally a
routine taken from a movie musical. $40. Register at (307) 2039067 or riotactinc.org.
GOOD EATS
■ Teton Valley Winter
15
16
CALENDAR
Core Changes with Carey
One Drop In Class for New Clients
for $9 ($18 value)
Mother Nature Nutrition
One 60 Minute Nutritional
Consultation for $12.50
Chasing Tails
60 Minute Dog Walk
Meno Clinic Aesthetics Center
Laser Hair Removal for Small
Area - up to 6 Treatments
for $225 ($450 value)
Kim’s Corner Cafe
$10 voucher for $5
Mountain Runners Delivery
One Food Delivery for $5
($10 value)
The Boardroom
One Basic Ski/Snowboard Tune
for $12.50 ($25 value)
DogJax
One Pet Bath for $20 ($40 value)
Teton Electrolysis
One 30 Minute Electrolysis Session
for new clients for $15 ($30 value)
Antique Peaks
Moran Painting
for $225 ($450 value)
JH Feed & Pet
$25 voucher for $12.50
To get these deals
and more go to
www.halfoffjh.com
Farmer’s Market, 10 a.m. to 2
p.m. at MD Nursery. Join us to
support local artisans and vendors; featuring live music. Free.
mdlandscapinginc.com.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Youth Yoga Asana, noon to
1:30 p.m. at Inversion Yoga. Students will learn through Asana
poses to properly warm up their
bodies and enhance performance
in school and sports. Ages 10 to
17. Register at (307) 231-1958.
inversionyoga.com.
OUTDOORS & NATURE
$20, children ages 5-12 $15, children under 5 free. 307-733-0277.
■ Ranger-led Snowshoe Hike,
1:30 to 3:30 p.m. from Taggart
Lake trailhead on the Teton Park
Road. The guided walk offers an
opportunity to learn about snow
science and winter ecology.
Snowshoe rental: adults $5, children 8 years or older $2. Bring
your winter season permit or purchase a one-day entry into Grand
Teton National Park for $5. Reserve at 739-3399. fs.fed.us.
■ Guided Winter Fat Bike
Tours, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Try out
the latest buzz in winter activities
with fat fire bikes. Meet at Teton
Mountain Bike Tour Shop, 545 N.
Cache. Dress in layers and be
prepared for a 6 to 10 mile ride.
Bring water and snacks. $40,
must be 18. Register at 733-0712
or tetonparksandrec.org.
■ Women’s Skate Ski Workshop, 9 a.m. to noon on the Wilson Centennial Trail Groomed Ski
Track, meet at START Bus shelter
at Stilson Parking Lot. The workshop is heard toward
beginner/advanced beginner skate
skiers. Bring your own skate ski
equipment or rent them at Skinny
Skis for this workshop at 50% off
rental fees. Register by noon Jan.
16. $35. tetonparksandrec.org.
SPORTS & RECREATION
■ Introduction to Horsemanship Mini Camp, 12 to 3:30 p.m.
at Heritage Arena. Introduce your
children to horses with basic lessons including learning balance,
and horsemanship. $85. harmonioushorses.com.
■ Jackson Hole Moose
Hockey, 7:30 p.m. at Snow King
Sports & Events Center. Fullcheck hockey with no holds
barred action against Minnesota.
Adults $10, children 8 and under
$5. moose.pucksystems2.com.
Sunday 1.18
MUSIC
■ Stagecoach Band, 6 to 10
p.m. at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. Old-time country, folk, Western. Free. 733-4407.
■ Major Zephyr, 4 to 6 p.m. at
the Mangy Moose. Classic and altcountry. Free. MangyMoose.com.
■ Minor, 9:30 p.m. at the Mangy
Moose in Teton Village. Indie-folk.
COMMUNITY
■ Coffee and Kabbalah, 8:30 to
9:30 a.m. at Cafe Boheme. Learn
about Kabbalah. Free. jewishwyoming.com
■ Original Blessing Spirituality: Study and Prayer in the
Celtic Tradition, 11 a.m. to 12
p.m. at St. John’s Episcopal
Church meeting room. Explore
Celtic spiritual tradition through
the study of ‘The Rebirthing of
God: Christianity’s Struggle for
New Beginnings’ by Celtic poet,
peacemaker and scholar John
Philip Newell. Free. Sign up at
[email protected].
OUTDOORS & NATURE
Monday 1.19
MUSIC
■ Jackson Hole Hootenanny, 6
to 9 p.m. at Dornan’s in Moose.
Acoustic musicians sign-up starting at 5:30 p.m. to play a twosong set. Folk. Free. 733-2415.
■ Marc Cohn, 7 p.m. at the
Center Theater. Singer-songwriter, soul. $37-$47. JHCenterForTheArts.org.
■ Beyond Control, 9 p.m. at the
Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country, rock. 733-2207.
ART
■ Feature Creature Hour, 10
to 11 a.m. at the Elk Refuge Visitor
Center. Learn more about the featured animal’s characteristics, habitat and daily life. Free. fws.gov.
FILM & PHOTOGRAPHY
■ Teton Photography Group:
Photo Adventure, 6 p.m. at
Center for the Arts. Have you
ever imagined yourself trekking at
the base of 8,000 meter mountains? Join Mike Adler for a photo
adventure including images of the
Nepal Himalaya during treks in
the Everest and Annapurna Regions. Set your eyes on all eight
8000m Nepal Peaks. Free. tetonphotographygroup.org.
COMMUNITY
■ Bingo Night, 7 to 8 p.m. at
the Jackson Elks Lodge. Refreshments available, public invited.
$17. elks.org.
■ Spanglish Night, 5:30 to 7:30
p.m. at 2nd Floor Whole Grocer
Community Room. Want to improve your English or Spanish
communication skills? Join the
conversation and engage in bilingual and cultural discussions. Free.
cwc.edu.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Women’s Empowerment
Circle, 6 to 7 p.m. at Intencions.
Open group of local women
learning to transform life’s obstacles into success, guided by life
coach Christie Watts. Donation.
733-0073. christiwatts.com.
OUTDOORS & NATURE
$20, children ages 5-12 $15, children under 5 are free. 733-0277.
SPORTS & RECREATION
■ Aikido Sessions, 7:30 p.m. at
Inversion Yoga. Free. inversionyoga.com.
Tuesday 1.20
MUSIC
■ One Ton Pig, 7:30 to 11 p.m.
at the Silver Dollar Bar. Bluegrass,
■ Screen Door Porch, 4 to 7
p.m. in the Ascent Lounge at Four
Seasons Resort. Americana, folkblues. Free.
■ Moonshine Mary’s Open
Mic, 4 to 7 p.m. in The Trap Bar
at Grand Targhee Resort. Free.
GrandTarghee.com.
■ Beyond Control, 9 p.m. at the
Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country, rock. 733-2207.
ART
■ Feature Creature Hour, 10
to 11 a.m. at the Elk Refuge Visitor Center. Learn more about the
featured animal’s characteristics,
habitat and daily life. Free.
fws.gov.
DANCE
■ Square Dance Lessons, 7 to
9 p.m. at Old Wilson Schoolhouse
Community Center. $100 per
couple/six sessions. oldwilsonschool.com.
CLASSES & WORKSHOPS
■ Spanish for Beginners 1, 6 to
8 p.m. at CWC Jackson. An introduction to the Spanish language
for beginners with limited or no
previous Spanish practice. Learn
vocabulary and practice basic
reading writing and speaking in an
interactive and fun environment.
$100 for 4 weeks. Sign up at 7337425. cwc.edu.
MIND, BODY & SPIRIT
■ Daniela Botur’s Crystal
Sound Bowl Experience, noon
to 1 p.m. at Intencions. Relax and
rebalance to sound frequencies,
aromatherapy and good vibes.
Walk-ins welcome. $10. intencions.com.
OUTDOORS & NATURE
$20, children ages 5-12 $15, children under 5 are free. 307-7330277.
■ Ranger-led Snowshoe Hike,
1:30 to 3:30 p.m. from Taggart
Lake trailhead on the Teton Park
Road. Snowshoe rental: adults $5,
children 8 years or older $2. Bring
your winter season permit or purchase a one-day entry into Grand
Teton National Park for $5. Reserve at 307-739-3399.
fs.fed.us/jhgyvc.
SPORTS & RECREATION
■ Zumba with Tammy, 5:10 to
6:15 p.m. at the First Baptist
Church. Zumba fitness is 70 percent Latin beats paired with easy
to follow movement. The cardio
conditioning that you achieve in
this class is hard to beat. tammyb.zumba.com.
– Compiled by Aaron Davis and Jeana Haarman
TO HAVE YOUR EVENT INCLUDED IN THIS CALENDAR AND ONLINE, UPLOAD YOUR INFO AT
PLANET.COM, EMAIL TO [email protected] OR CALL JH WEEKLY AT 307.732.0299
January 14 - 20, 2015 l www.planetjh.com
CD REVIEWS
Dine
Out
CHINATOWN
Authentic atmosphere for your
dining pleasure featuring over 100
entrees, including Peking, Hunan,
Szechuan and Canton cuisines.
Lunch specials and dinners daily.
Full service bar. Open daily. 85 W.
Broadway, Grand Teton Plaza.
(307) 733-8856.
TETON THAI
Serving the world’s most exciting
cuisine. Thai food offers a splendid
array of flavors: sweet, hot, sour,
salt and bitter. All balanced and
blended perfectly, satisfying the
most discriminating palate. 7432
Granite Loop Road in Teton Village, (307) 733-0022 and in Driggs,
(208) 787-8424.
Continental
THE BLUE LION
A Jackson Hole favorite for 36
years. Join us in the charming atmosphere of ahistoric home. Ask a
local about our rack of lamb. Serving fresh fish, elk, poultry, steaks,
and vegetarian entreés. Live
(307) 733-0330
520 S. Hwy. 89 • Jackson, WY
Re serva t ion s by pho ne a t ( 307 ) 7 33- 49 13
3 2 9 5 V i l l a g e D r i ve • T e t o n V i l l a g e , W Y
www.ma ngy mo ose. co m
Large Specialty Pizza
$ 13 99
ADD: Wings (8 pc)
GERALDINE MISHEV
Medium Pizza (1 topping)
Stuffed Cheesy Bread
The Indian is not a hole-in-the-wall restaurant you call for take-out a couple times a week.
You’ll want to experience this interior.
Asian & Chinese
for an additional $5.99/each
Ma n gy Mo o s e R e s t a u r a n t , w i t h l o ca l l y
s o u r ce d , s e a s o n a l l y F R E S H F O O D a t
reaso nable pr ices, is a al ways a
FUN PLAC E to go w it h famil y or friends
fo r a u nique di ning experi ence. The
perso nable sta ff wil l ma ke you feel
RIG HT AT HOME a nd t he funky west er n
decor wi ll keep yo u ent er ta ined
t h r o u gh o u t y o u r e n t i r e v i s i t .
®
acoustic guitar music most nights.
Early Bird Special: 20% off total
bill between 5:30 - 6 p.m. Must
mention ad. Open nightly 5:30
p.m. Reservations recommended.
160 N. Millward, (307) 733-3912.
bluelionrestaurant.com.
CAFE GENEVIEVE
Serving inspired home cooked
classics in a historic log cabin.
Brunch daily 8 a.m., dinner nightly
5 p.m., happy hour daily 3 - 5:30
p.m.: $5 glass wine, $5 specialty
drinks, $3 bottled beer. 135 E.
Broadway. (307) 732-1910.
genevievejh.com.
DORNAN’S PIZZA &
PASTA COMPANY
Gourmet pizzas, homemade
soups, pasta, sandwiches and salads. Enjoy a relaxing lunch while
sitting along the Snake River enjoying the fabulous view of the
Tetons. Twelve miles north of Jackson in Grand Teton National Park
at Moose. (307) 733-2415
ELEANOR’S
Eleanor’s has all the perks of fine
dining, minus the dress code serv-
ing rich, saucy dishes in a warm
and friendly setting. Eleanor’s is a
primo brunch spot on Sunday afternoons. Plus, its bar alone is an
attraction, thanks to reasonably
priced drinks and a loyal crowd.
Come get a belly-full of our twotime gold medal wings. Open daily
11a.m. to close. 832 W. Broadway
inside Plaza Liquors. (307) 7337901.
KIM’S CORNER
Best ski food in the area! Korean
and American style, from breakfast
sandwiches, burgers, chicken tenders, philly cheese steaks, fries to
rice bowls and noodles. Something
for everyone! Located at base of
Summit Lift between the ski patrol
room and the ice rink. 100 E.
Snow King Ave. Open Tue. - Thu
9:30 a.m. - 7 p.m., Fri. - Sun. 9:30
a.m. - 4 p.m. Order ahead 307200-6544, facebook.com/Kimscornercafe
- snow king mountain -
cafe
Korean & American Style
BREAKFAST & LUNCH SANDWICHES, BURGERS, FRIES, RICE BOWLS, NOODLES
100 E. Snow King Ave. (At the base o f Sno w Ki ng betw een Ski Patrol & Ice Ri nk)
Tues-Thurs 9: 30 am- 7pm, Fri -Sun 9:30am-4pm • (307) 200- 6544
Lunch Specials Daily 11:30-4:30:
$7 Slice, Salad and a Soda
$5 Slice and a Tall Boy
1/2 Price WINGS Sunday
Open Late • Take Out • Delivery
(307) 734 - PINK (7465)
50 W. Broadway Jackson Hole, WY
WALK PAST THE STAIRS IN THE PINK GARTER PLAZA
Find us on Facebook l Twitter l Instagram
LIBERTY BURGER
Liberty burger features 11 different burger, including the standard
liberty burger of just mustard,
mayo, lettuce, tomato, pickle
Thanks for making Chinatown
your favorite Chinese
restaurant in Jackson Hole!
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
LUNCHEON SPECIALS and DINNERS DAILY
CHINATOWN
RESTAURANT
850 W. Broadway • In Grand Teton Plaza
Call 733-8856 for take out
17
CD REVIEWS
Dine
Out
Authentic Mexican dishes
made from scratch
Hot chips made fresh all day long
Ten homemade salsas and sauces
Our margaritas will make you happy,
but our service will make
you smile!
Voted
“BEST MEXICAN
RESTAURANT”
& “BEST SALSA”
Best of Jackson Hole 2014
e
Home of th G”
MAR
“BIGozPIG
su
of plea re
32
North of the Town Square
in Downtown Jackson
(307) 733-2966
Local is a modern American
steakhouse and bar located on
Jackson’s historic town square.
Serving locally raised beef and,
regional game, fresh seafood
and seasonally inspired food,
Local offers the perfect setting
for lunch, drinks or dinner.
Lunch 11:30am Mon-Sat
Dinner 5:30pm Nightly
Trio is located just off the town
square in downtown Jackson,
and is owned and operated by
local chefs with a passion for
good food. Our menu features
contemporary American dishes
inspired by classic bistro cuisine.
Daily specials feature wild game,
fish and meats. Enjoy a glass of
wine at the bar in front of the
wood-burning oven and watch
the chefs perform in the open
kitchen.
onion. There are six different meat
selections along with our custom
beef blend. Sides include skinny
fries, sweet fries and onion rings.
Two salads are on the menu along
with two sandwiches. Milkshakes,
root beer floats, adult milkshakes,
beer, wine and spirits are available.
Open at 11 a.m. daily. 160 N.
Cache. (307) 200-6071.
LOCAL
Local, a modern American steakhouse and bar, is located on Jackson’s historic town square. Our
menu features both classic and
specialty cuts of locally-ranched
meats and wild game alongside
fresh seafood, shellfish, houseground burgers, and seasonally-inspired food. We offer an extensive
wine list and an abundance of locally-sourced products. Offering a
casual and vibrant bar atmosphere
with 12 beers on tap as well as a
relaxed dining room, Local is the
perfect spot to grab a burger for
lunch or to have drinks and dinner
with friends. 55 North Cache,
(307) 201-1717, .localjh.com
LOTUS CAFE
Serving organic, freshly-made
world cuisine while catering to all
eating styles. Endless organic and
natural meat, vegetarian, vegan
and gluten-free choices. Offering
super smoothies, fresh extracted
juices, espresso and tea. Full bar
and house-infused botanical spirits.Daily 8:00 a.m.breakfast, lunch
and dinner. 145 N. Glenwood St.
734-0882. tetonlotuscafe.com.
MANGY MOOSE
Mangy Moose Restaurant, with locally sourced, seasonally fresh food
at reasonable prices, is a always a
fun place to go with family or
friends for a unique dining experience. The personable staff will
make you feel right at home and
the funky western decor will keep
you entertained throughout your
entire visit. Reservations by phone
at (307) 733-4913, Teton Village,
mangymoose.com
SNAKE RIVER BREWERY
& RESTAURANT
America’s most award-winning microbrewery is serving lunch and
dinner. Take in the atmosphere
while enjoying wood-fired pizzas,
pastas, burgers, sandwiches,
soups, salads and desserts. $8
lunch menu from 11:30 a.m. - 3
p.m. Happy hours 4 - 6 p.m. include tasty hot wings. The freshest
beer in the valley, right from the
source! Free WiFi. Open 11:30
a.m. - midnight. 265 S. Millward.
739-2337. snakeriverbrewing.com
STREETFOOD
@ THE STAGECOACH
Streetfood @ the Stagecoach located in the famous Stagecoach
bar is here to serve you some old
favorites and some new classics.
Stop in to try our interpretations
of global street foods including authentic Mexican tacos and quesadillas, crave worthy sandwiches,
hearty soups and chili. Open Tuesday thru Sunday 11-9, Open until 3
a.m. for Disco Thursday. Hot ‘n
ready lunch burritos Tuesday - Friday 11:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. 5755 W
Highway 22 in Wilson. 200-6633
SWEETWATER
Satisfying locals for lunch and dinner for over 36 years with deliciously affordable comfort food.
Extensive local and regional beer
list. Lunch 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.
features blackened trout salad, elk
melt, wild west chili and vegetarian
specialties. Dinner 5:30 - 9 p.m.
including potato-crusted trout, 16
oz. ribeye, vegan and wild game.
Reservations at (307) 733-3553.
sweetwaterjackson.com.
TRIO
Owned and operated by Chefs
with a passion for good food, Trio
is located right off the Town
square in downtown Jackson. Featuring a variety of cuisines in a relaxed atmosphere, Trio is famous
for its wood-oven pizzas, specialty
cocktails and waffle fries with bleu
Dinner nightly at 5:30pm
HAPPY HOUR
Daily 4-6:00pm
45 S. Glenwood
3 07.2 01 .1 7 1 7
LOCALJH.COM
ON THE TOWN SQUARE
Available for private
events & catering
For reservations
call 734-8038
Best real estate agent • Best athlete • Best elected official
Best politician that doesn’t hold an office • Best boss • Best
activist • Best nonprofit • Best charity event • Best teacher
Best lawyer • Best dentist • Best nurse • Best knee doctor
Best yoga studio • Best massage therapist • Best entrepreneur
Best chef • Best radio personality • Best thing to happen to
Jackson Hole in 2014 • Worst thing to happen to Jackson
Hole in 2014 • Best restaurant • Best chef • Best wait staff
Best bartender • Best Chinese restaurant • Best Mexican
restaurant • Best Thai restaurant • Best Italian restaurant
Best “under the radar” restaurant • Best sports bar • Best
Teton Valley restaurant • Best take out food • Best breakfast
joint • Best coffee shop • Best lunch spot • Best soups
Best vegetarian offerings • Best burger • Best french fries
Best salsa • Best sushi • Best pizza • Best place to get a
cocktail • Best locally roasted beans • Best pint of locally
brewed beer • Best full service spa • Best hair stylist • Best wax
Best shop for dropping obscene amounts of cash • Best
fitness center • Best veterinary clinic • Best pet supplies
Best florist • Best produce • Best bank • Best eco-friendly
business • Best place to buy drugs • Best reason to drive
to Driggs/Victor Best band • Best musician • Best club DJ
Best live entertainment venue • Best western art gallery
Best contemporary art gallery • Best emerging artist • Best
established artist • Best artist under 17 • Best gay hangout
Best question we left out • Best lunch spot • Best architect
Best interior designer • Best physical therapist • Best ski run
Best boss • Best hotel • Best fitness center • Best wings
Best taxi service • Best customer service • Best chef
B
O
J
H
EST
F
ACKSON
OLE
VOTING STARTS
JANUARY 24.
18 January 14 - 20, 2015
l www.planetjh.com
1110 W. Broadway • Jackson, WY • Open daily 5:00am to midnight • Free Wi-Fi
CD REVIEWS
Dine
Out
cheese fondue. Dinner nightly at
5:30 p.m. Reserve at (307) 7348038 or bistrotrio.com
Indian
THE INDIAN
The Indian is themed after a British
officer’s club, The Indian serves
Colonial Indian cuisine and classic
cocktails. Enjoy a variety of dishes
including butter chicken, lamb vindaloo and many other vegan and
gluten free options. Open for dinner nightly at 5:30. 165 N. Center
St. Reservations (307) 733-4111.
Italian
CALICO
A Jackson Hole favorite since
1965, the Calico continues to be
one of the most popular restaurants in the Valley. The Calico offers the right combination of really
good food, (much of which is
grown in our own gardens in the
summer), friendly staff; a reasonably priced menu and a large selection of wine. Our bar scene is
eclectic with a welcoming vibe.
Nightly at 5 p.m. 2560 Moose Wilson Rd. (307) 733-2460.
Mexican
EL ABUELITO
Serving authentic Mexican cuisine
and appetizers in a unique Mexican
atmosphere. Home of the original
Jumbo Margarita. Featuring a full
bar with a large selection of authentic Mexican beers. Lunch
served weekdays 11 a.m. - 3 p.m.
Nightly dinner specials. Open 7
days, 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. 385 W.
Broadway, (307) 733-1207.
THE MERRY PIGLETS
Voted Best Salsa! Jackson’s oldest
authentic Mexican restaurant and a
local favorite. Choose from over
10 salsas and sauces, Tex-Mex
plates, including mesquite-grilled
fajitas, wraps and fire-roasted
chicken. Huge margs in 10 flavors
plus “Big Pig Marg,” a 32 oz original. 160 N. Cache, (307) 7332966.
Pizza
DOMINO’S PIZZA
Hot and delicious delivered to
your door. Hand-tossed, deep
dish, crunchy thin, Brooklyn style
and artisan pizzas; bread bowl pastas, and oven baked sandwiches;
chicken wings, cheesy breads and
desserts. Delivery. 520 S. Hwy. 89
in Kmart Plaza. (307) 733-0330.
PINKY G’S
The locals favorite! Voted Best
Pizza in Jackson Hole 2012, 2013
and 2014. Seek out this hidden
gem under the Pink Garter Theatre for NY pizza by the slice, salads, stromboli’s, calzones and
many appetizers to choose from.
Try the $7 ‘Triple S’ lunch special
including a slice, salad, and soda.
Happy hours 10 p.m. - 12 a.m.
Sun .- Thu. Text PINK to 71441
for discounts. Delivery and takeout available. Open daily 11a.m. 2 a.m. 50 W. Broadway. (307)
734-PINK.
PIZZA ARTISAN
Jackson’s newest pizzeria serves
16 different pizzas. Try the pizza
and salad lunch special for $8.
Happy hours are Monday to Friday
from 5 to 6 p.m. Open daily at 5
p.m. for dinner. Located at 690 S.
Highway 89. (307) 734-1970.
PIZZERIA CALDERA
Jackson Hole’s only dedicated
stone-hearth oven pizzeria, serving
Napolitana-style pies using the
freshest ingredients in traditional
and creative combinations. Try our
Bisonte pie with bison sausage and
fresh sage. Lunch specials daily featuring slices, soup and salads.
Happy hour specials from 3 - 6
p.m. Take-out available. 20 W.
Broadway. Open daily 11 a.m. to
9:30 p.m. (307) 201-1472. pizzeriacaldera.com.
To be included in our Dining Guide in print and online call (307) 732-0299.
Colonial Indian Cuisine
Classic Cocktails
Open nightly 5:30pm
165 N. Center Street
307.733.4111
www.theindianjh.com
FAMILY FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT
PIZZAS, PASTAS & MORE
HOUSEMADE BREAD & DESSERTS
FRESH, LOCALLY
SOURCED OFFERINGS
TAKE OUT AVAILABLE
(307) 733-2460
2560 Moose Wilson Road • Wilson, WY
Dining room and bar open nightly at 5:00pm
A Jackson Hole favorite since 1965
EARLY BIRD SPECIAL
20% OFF
ENTIRE BILL
Good between 5:30-6:00pm.
Must mention coupon.
Open nightly at 5:30pm.
•••••••
733-3912
160 N. Millward
Reservations recommended
Reserve online at bluelionrestaurant.com
&
!"
BREAKFAST
LUNCH
DINNER
Open daily 8:00am
145 N. Glenwood
(307) 734-0882
WWW.TETONLOTUSCAFE.COM
"
#
LARGE SELECTION OF MEXICAN BEERS
LUNCHEON COMBINATION
Monday-Friday 11am-3pm
NIGHTLY DINNER SPECIALS
385 W. Broadway, Jackson
Authentic Mexican Cuisine
(307) 733-1207
OPEN 7 DAYS 11am-10pm
HOME OF
THE ORIGINAL
JUMBO
MARGARITA
Streetfood @ the Stagecoach
GLOBAL COMFORT FOOD
307.200.6633 • Located in the famous Stagecoach Bar • Wilson,WY
- daily
Lunch Special: Slice and salad or soup, $8, 11-3
Happy Hour: 1/2 price drinks
- daily
by the glass, 4-6
2 for 1 12” pies on Tuesdays!
open daily 11am - 9:30pm • 20 West Broadway, upstairs • 307.201.1472
19
WELLNESS C O M M U N IT Y
THESE BUSINESSES PROVIDE HEALTH OR WELLNESS SERVICES FOR THE JACKSON HOLE COMMUNITY AND ITS VISITORS
Sacred Spaces,
LLC
NURTURE YOUR NATURE...
through your internal & external environments
drmoniquelai.com
“M ar y Wendel l” L ampt on
S p ir i tu a l/I n tu i ti v e C ou nse lor
Hom e & L ands cape Consu ltant
(307)734-6644
307.413.3669 • www.sacredspacestetons.com
307.699.7370
J A C K S O N
150 E. Hansen
WHITE BUFFALO CLUB FITNESS CENTER
Open 24 Hours
Memberships and Class punch cards
State-of-the-Art Equipment
Therapeutic Massage, Traditional Thai
Massage Personal Trainers
Check our monthly schedule for wellness classes including:
YOGA, THAI PARTNER YOGA, ZUMBA, BOOT CAMP AND MORE!
160 West Gill Avenue 307.690.4594 www.whitebuffaloclub.com
H O L E
TRX
Saturday,
YogaJune 14
• • • • • Training
••••
Personal
Group Fitness
CrossFit
Pool & Hot Tubs
Pilates
Gyrotonics
Massage
4030 W. Lake Creek Dr.
Wilson, WY • (307) 733-7004
www.tetonsportsclub.com
We meet you where you are
2 0 0 H R Y O G A T EA C H ER T R A I N I N G
M A Y 1 0 - J U NE 3
NATUROPATHIC PHYSICIAN
specializing in the
treatment of
autoimmune disorders
digestive disorders
allergies • hypertension
menopause • diabetes
Treatments are based on restoring
health thus treating the cause of disease.
307.200.4850
WWW.WYCOH.COM
www.akashyogajh.com
DR. MONIQUE
1490 Gregory Lane
Jackson, WY
Professional and
Individualized Treatments
• Sports/Ortho Rehab
• Neck and Back Rehab
• Rehabilitative Pilates
• Incontinence Training
• Pelvic Pain Rehab
• Lymphedema Treatments
Norene Christensen
PT, DSc, OCS, CLT
Rebekah Donley
PT, DPT, CPI
Mark Schultheis
PT, CSCS
No physician
referral required.
(307) 733-5577
1090 S Hwy 89
Therapeutic instruction for all ages and abilities!
www.tetonyoga.com • [email protected] • Located behind the Aspens Market
www.fourpinespt.com
Each patient carries his own doctor inside him. They come to us now knowing this truth.
We are at our best when they give the doctor who resides within each patient a chance to go to work.
~ Albert Schweitzer
To advertise in the Wellness Directory, contact Jen at JH Weekly at 307.732.0299 or [email protected]
20 January 14 - 20, 2015
l www.planetjh.com
GetOut
Elizabeth Koutrelakos
At 5 a.m. I received a text from an
excited friend inviting me to ride Jackson Hole Mountain Resort due to
some “epic powder” that may or may
not have landed over night. This visiting friend decided he could not miss
an opportunity to stand around in the
dark with hoards of other ski bums for
a chance to ride the first tram.
Initially, I was a bit perturbed at myself
for not putting my phone in airplane
mode the night before. The only fluffy
white stuff I was interested in was the
down in my pillow. His excited text only
lured me deeper into the blankets.
Said friend did manage to guilt me into
going to the Village at a later time. This
verbal contract could have been the bane
of my existence, but I was determined to
enjoy myself and everything around me.
Going to the Village for me is about as
extreme of an event as any couloir. I have
no problem walking anywhere in the
woods endlessly in silence. However,
when it comes to hopping through a
myriad of bus stops, ticket windows and
chairlifts, I feel like I am in desperate
need of a guide.
The mayhem of a snowy morning at
the Village may create long tram lines,
but our 10 a.m. start allowed us to hop
onto Bridger Gondola in no time. Fear
not, I will not delve into all of the “sick
pow lines” we ventured to. I will concentrate solely on the glory of embracing
Jackson Hole Mountain Resort on a
crowded day.
I felt prepared mentally and physically for the crowds. With my Breathing book on tape in hand, I waited in
line, smiled, and stayed positive like
any good friend would.
When my comrade decided he wanted
to linger in the tram line for the five-box
wait, I happily agreed. “I love lines,” I
replied. The new tram maze is a bit tricky.
It’s nearly impossible to get in and out of.
I have a fear of mice, which translates to
a fear of being trapped or lost in a maze. I
have also heard stories of people getting
kicked out for attempting to relieve
themselves while stuck in the confines of
the tram queue. Before getting into the
line, I ventured to the bathroom to prevent myself from being arrested for public indecency and being uncomfortable
for the next hour.
Additionally, I refilled the cup of tea in
my thermos and added ample honey.
This way, I could have something to concentrate on while standing in the shady
sprawl of chew spit and breakfast burrito
crumbs. I prepared well with ample
snacks, both large and small. When I felt
nervous, I dipped into my huckleberry
stash in the Tupperware at the bottom of
my backpack.
By the end of the wait, I was so
snacked up on berries, chocolate and
other backpack goodness that I felt unstoppable. I walked right into the middle
of the tram. My friend remarked at my
fantastic mood, and I offered him some
more snacks.
AIDEN ULRICH
Sharing the stoke
Skier Sam Kinship flies high in the sky during a bluebird powder day at JHMR.
Upon reflection, I concluded that it is
possible that some of my innate distaste
for powder days at the Village could be
due to lack of snacks and dehydration.
Low blood sugar is known to cause
symptoms of irritability, nervousness and
anxiety. On this specifically wonderful
day, I had none of the above and felt unnaturally joyful.
By the end of the day, my friend was finally tired. He was too tired to do anything else but “apres” in the village. While
he met up with some friends, I initiated
my escape on the first bus home. I felt
happiness that I survived, and rejoiced in
the wonderful time I had once I embraced my surroundings.
Some places are not always filled with
solitude, however they can still hold
something special that cannot be created without large numbers of people:
innate stoke. Teton Village on a powder
day does not always call me, but on this
specific venture, I soaked in some
amazing views, delicious snacks, and
priceless friend time.
INFORMATION
FOR ALL MEETING AGENDAS AND MINUTES
WEEKLY CALENDARS # JOB OPENINGS
SOLICITATIONS FOR BIDS
PUBLIC NOTICES, AND OTHER VALUABLE INFORMATION
V I S I T
O U R
W E B S I T E
W W W .T E T O N W Y O .O R G
The public meeting agendas and minutes for the Board of County Commissioners and Planning Commission can also be found in the Public Notices section of the JH News and Guide.
21
Blythe Winters-Paulson, Goldman Sachs
vice president of ethics, for whom I serve
as a beer-bellied cabana boy, was in town
last week. Between our bouts of lust she
had her nose in her laptop.
“I’m making a killing on currency markets,” Blythe said. “The collapse in oil
prices has triggered huge movements in
foreign-exchange markets. The Euro Zone
is in turmoil. Lithuania just entered;
Greece may leave; Spain may default and
Turkey may join. I love it! And doing business with Europeans has such an Old
World flare! In the U.S. we use cash to buy
politicians but we can gain access to the
continent’s finance ministers by buying off
their mistresses; it’s so romantic!”
Suddenly I had a thought. Could a Euro
Zone style strategy be applied in Hog Island? I had read a Mercedes Huff Associates ad in the News&Guide offering a
gorgeous, meticulously maintained,
charming dream house that included
“wonderful separation of space” located
on three picturesque acres in Wilson. What
exactly makes the separation of space
wonderful was not elucidated.
What caught my eye was that the dream
home was only steps away from “restaurant and market amenities in the Aspens
and less than five miles from Jackson Hole
Mountain Resort.” So the charming dream
"
!
!
WYOHISTORY.ORG
RedneckPerspective
Hog Island joins Wilson Zone
Wilson, WY, is a state of mind.
house in Wilson with the separation of
space thing was really in the Aspens or the
Pines. Who cares if Turkey enters the Euro
zone; I want to get Hog Island to join the
Pines and Aspens in the Wilson Zone.
Local realtors insist that Wilson is not a
geographic location but a state of mind, a
perception of reality based on image. “Implied location can be a driving factor in
real estate prices,” wrote Jonathan
Schechter in a recent News&Guide economics column. “An expansion of Wilson
location through a function of socially and
economically driven subjective pretense
models can expand reality to fit market demand.” (The News&Guide gets lots of ads
from realtors.)
“Blythe!” I exclaimed. “Let’s buy up all
the trailers in Hog Island then get Hog Island to join the Wilson Zone. Values of
double-wide trailers would increase at a
rate approaching subjective pretense levels. We could make a killing!”
Blythe was doubtful. “Hog Island
would have to meet Wilson Zone convergence criteria including the required percent of Subarus, bumper stickers, and
nannies per capita.”
“You mean they can let Turkey, which
happens to be located in Asia, in the Euro
Zone, but Hog Island, which I might remind you is on the West Bank of the Snake
River same as Wilson, cannot get in the
Wilson Zone! Surley there is a Realtor we
could bribe or blackmail.”
Blythe got teary eyed. “I love it when you
talk like that. Maybe we could find a place
at Goldman for you.”
So anyone wanting to buy a charming
dream double wide that includes “wonderful separation of space” located on a picturesque trailer space in Wilson, only steps
away from the South Park Feedgrounds,
give me a call!
Gallopin’ Grandma, a monthly column by local grandma Jean Webber, returns next week.
Chlorination by Meryl Jackson • Sunday, January 18, 2015
LOS ANGELES TIMES SUNDAY CROSSWORD
ACROSS
1 Clambake trash
5 Santa __
8 Blue stone,
briefly
13 Gastric maladies
19 Award that’s a
pronunciation of its
initials
20 Curse
21 Solder, for one
22 Approached
23 “Whatever cir-
cus act floats your
boat”?
26 Yacht spot
27 1983 title character who sings
“Where Is It Written?”
28 “... ain’t quite
as dumb as __”:
“How Long” lyric
29 Now
31 Pro __
33 Island east of
Manila
22 January 14 - 20, 2015
75 Supporting
words
77 Rimsky-Korsakov’s “__ d’Or”
79 Chelsea’s __
Square, fashionable
shopping area
80 Gideon Fell’s
creator
82 Loot from a
shamrock heist?
85 Madre’s milk
86 Storm dir.
87 Onslaught
88 Adams of “Octopussy”
90 Knight in a sitcom
91 “Toodles”
93 Reunion attendee
97 “Octopussy,”
e.g.
100 Body of rules
101 Moviehouse
that always cuts to
the chase?
35 First century
55 Hand truck user 103 Remove
Roman emperor
58 Pen in Patna?
105 Iams competitor
36 Assure satisfac- 62 Rodent control 106 Once named
tion?
brand
107 High-rent game
41 Bolts
63 Olds models
property
45 Dazzle
65 “Beats me”
112 Ancient fabulist
47 __-Croatian
66 “The Path to
115 Bugged a lot
48 Warehouse item Love” author
119 Hard one to
49 Sheikh Zayed
Chopra
argue with
was its first pres.
68 Taint
120 How some de50 Brain matter
70 Actress Saman- fensive boxing
52 Jostle
tha
matches proceed?
54 Like Chopin’s
72 Mythical eagle- 123 Two-__
Étude Op. 10, No. 3 lion hybrid
124 Monotonous
l www.planetjh.com
Sofer
18 11-Down neighbor: Abbr.
24 Lacking heat, to
a cop
25 Showy lily
30 Trouble
32 Dress length
34 Côte d’Azur
view
36 Devious golf
course feature?
37 __ operandi
DOWN
38 Forecaster’s
1 Fragrance giant concern
that went public in 39 Explorer Tas2013
man
2 Wind with a
40 Reliable
flared bell
42 Mouse user’s
3 “Très __!”
consideration?
4 Puget Sound
43 Game with 80
city
balls
5 Relaxed re44 WWII weapon
sponse
45 Rash cause, per6 Vintage pop
haps
7 Turning point
46 Author of epis8 High-tops, e.g. tolas
9 Like some
48 Fire inspirers
choirs
51 Score notation
10 Ramallah-based for two singers
gp.
53 Uncommon
11 Only state with blood type, for short
a two-vowel postal 56 Goof
code
57 It’s not close
12 Dict. entries
59 Brit’s fireplace
13 Not realized
60 Hot state
14 Lab regulation? 61 Team leader
15 Kind of lane
62 Green Goblin
16 Iroquoian peo- portrayer
ple
64 Coins
17 Soap actress
67 Dosage unit
piece
125 History book
time
126 Pretender of a
sort
127Revered
Mother
128 Straw sources
129 Bow raw material
130 Sistine Chapel
ceiling depiction
69 Account
71 Go nowhere
special
73 “I’d hate to be
__ shoes”
74 High-maintenance
76 Slopes challenge
78 Put down
80 “Street Signs”
network
81 Novelist Seton
83 Word in a boast
84 Rapper __ Fiasco
87 Parts of writers’
queries
89 “Bob & Carol &
Ted & Alice” Oscar
nominee Cannon
92 Right-angled
flier
94 Nashville
awards org.
95 “Live Young For-
ever” author Jack
96 Counts on
98 Lift
99 When to start
driving?
101 Transp. group in
the Loop
102 Peter of reggae
104 Radical
107 Under-one’sskin type
108 ’40s film critic
James
109 Big laugh
110 Soyuz letters
111 K thru 12
113 Opposite of
buck
114 Ceremonial pile
116 Oklahoma’s
“Wheat Capital”
117 Crest
118 “Well __ ...”
121 Creator of Q
and M
122 Crow cry
PR
Take away
a woman’s
right to
choose
and she’s left
to take
matters into
her own
hands.
CHOICE
Please support keeping abortion safe and legal.
It’s pro-choice or no-choice.
DUDe
- PAID FOR BY THE KCR COALITION FOR PRO-CHOICE
KRISTYNE CRANE RUPERT
WWW.NARAL.ORG
WHere’s
my Car?
The Town of Jackson’s
overnight parking ban
has gone into effect.
So, if you want to void
al l ki n d s o f h a ss l es ,
listen up!
PARKING
RE S T RI CT I O N S
Through April 15th,
between 3am & 7am,
it’s illegal to park overnight
on Jackson streets, including
public parking lots, regardless
of weather (rain or shine, snow
or bikini). Crews begin plowing
at 3am. Parked cars on town
streets make the job of keeping
roads clear of snow more difficult.
Consequently, cars left on town streets
between 3am & 7am will be ticketed
and may be towed by Jackson police. To
retrieve your car, contact Flat Creek Towing at
733-2869, 1405 S. Gregory. Overnight parking is
allowed in the public parking structure at W. Simpson
Ave. and S. Millward St. but not on other town parking lots.
SALES ASSOCIATE
WANTED
Are you motivated, have a sense of
humor and do what it takes to get it
done? Planet Jackson Hole is currently
looking for an Advertising Associate
who can help us stay in touch with
some of our awesome advertisers as
well as be our on-the-streets super
star for Planet JH. The ideal person
will be outgoing, hard-working, and
a team player. All inquiries, please
send your resume and a brief
explanation of why you think you're
the one to: [email protected]
SHOVELING
REQUIREMENTS
Additionally, we would like to remind people:
Town residents are responsible for keeping
sidewalks shoveled.
• The TOJ assists with snow removal
in the downtown core and along
Broadway.
• Residents should not put their
garbage cans out the night
before, but rather after 7:00am
on garbage days.
• Please keep trash cans, cars,
and other obstacles out of the
streets and off of the curbs.
This saves your property and
makes the streets more clear of
drifts and snow.
• Residents are also encouraged
to help keep fire hydrants clear
of snow.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE
FRIENDLY FOLKS AT THE TOWN OF JACKSON
23
The Real Estate Scoreboard
www.therealestatescoreboard.com
Lowest Priced
Owner, Timothy Mayo
(307)690-4339
Single Family Home
Townhome or Condo
Building Lot
$465,000
$230,000
$269,000
Current Inventory
Active Listings
434
Average Days on Market 410
Median Price
$1,200,000
©
Jackson Hole - Week’s Top Sale $845,000 Residential
Total # of Sales
5
YTD Sales (1.12.14-1.11.15)
Residential
Building Site
Multi-Family
Farm & Ranch
Commercial
5
0
0
0
0
Total # of Sales
Sales Under $1,000,000
Median Price Sold
Sale Price to List Price
Average Days on Market
YTD (Year Ago) Sales (1.12.13-1.11.14)
498
326
$740,000
94.74%
313
Total # of Sales
Sales Under $1,000,000
Median List Price Sold
Sale Price to List Price
Average Days on Market
559
373
$638,000
92.75%
331
*In the event the week’s Top Sale is erroneously reported it’s listed price is used. **The Real Estate Scoreboard© was created by Timothy C. Mayo. Some information for the The Real Estate Scoreboard© is derived
from the Teton County MLS system and represents information as submitted by all Teton County MLS Members for Teton County, Wyoming, Teton County, Idaho and Lincoln County, Wyoming and is deemed to be
accurate but not guaranteed. The Real Estate Scoreboard© is the sole property of Timothy C. Mayo and may NOT be reproduced, copied, and/or used in whole or part without the prior expressed written consent
of Timothy C. Mayo.
Owner, Jack Stout
(307)413-7118
Owner, Penny Gaitan
(307)690-9133
SF587 Listed @ $599,000 Doug Herrick
• Story lock off
• First floor kitchen/dining
• Grand and Snake River Range views
• Spring Creek Ranch amenities
• Den w/ fireplace
CC109 Listed @ $1,800,000 Courtney Campbell
• Development opportunity!!!
• Commercial property
• 5 lots, 2 partial tracts
• 12 minutes from Jackson
• Currently operating as an RV park
TC217 Listed @ $2,300,000 John & DeeAnn Sloan
• Ski in, ski out @ Jackson Hole Mountain Resort
• 4 bedroom, 6 bathroom, 3,607 square feet
• Skiing, hiking, biking, golf
• Great southern exposure
SF623 Listed @ $795,000 Courtney Campbell
• Quaint log home in Etna, Wyoming
• 40 + acres with mountain views
• 3,900 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms
• Horses allowed
• 45 minutes to Jackson
SF620 Listed @ $995,000 Doug Herrick
• Extensively remodeled
• Fully automated home
• 3 bedroom, 2 bath
• Horses allowed
• Landscaping completed in 2013
LL411 Listed @ $95,000 Doug Herrick
• 20 acres in Hoback Ranches
• Views and privacy
• Build your own cabin
Owner, Kurt Harland
(307)413-6887
Owner, Zach Smith
(307)690-3674
Owner, Jennifer Reichert
(307)699-0016
(800) 227-3334 or (307) 733-4339
www.jhwy.info
Owner, Doug Herrick
(307)413-8899
Owner, Courtney Campbell
(307)690-5127
Cache
Listed •
@ Jackson,
$610,000 Doug Wyoming
Herrick
LL405 Listed @ $148,000 Zach Smith 140 N.LL396
• Pending auto-urban zoning
• Grand Teton views
• Views of Snow King, Cache Creek
• 20 acres
• Elevated setting
• Tetonia, Idaho
• 1.17 acres
• In-town location
83001
LL399 Listed by Michael Christman
• $275,000 & $495,000
• 1/2 lot interest and full interest
• Best blue ribbon fishing in WY
• Use of lodge and cabins
• Fishing on Green River, Poole Slough & Faler Crk
Brokers of Jackson Hole LLC
w w w. b r o k e r s o f j a c k s o n h o l e . c o m
Owner, Bill Sullivan
(307)413-0077
John Sloan (307)413-1574
Dee Ann Sloan (307)413-1213
Nicole Gaitan (307)732-6791
Karin Sieber (307)413-4674
Sam Reece (307)203-9152
Randy DePree (312)343-3555
(307) 733-4339 or (800) 227-3334
140 North Cache Street • Jackson, WY

JACKSON HOLE`S ALTERNATIVE VOICE l PLANETJH.COM l

Transcription

Similar documents

jackson hole 2011 - Cheap Skiing Guide

here - National Newspaper Association

good for your family and your school

sweet floam - imagearea.co.uk

- Nadina Mackie Jackson

Jackson, TN

L Michael Jackson

50 cent - Oak Grove College

The Alluvian Hotel