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uff antr pitie VouiMECVm Issue i6 GALLAUDET UNIVERSITY, FEBRUARY ii, 2000 ESTABUSHED 189s Plans for Metro Station on Fla. Ave. Underway New stop will liven up neighborhood, advocates hope aspect about this new Metrorail station will be the fact it is thefirstmetro project to be built using only private funds. One big benefit Gallaudet hopes to gain from this new Metrorail station will be the increase in high-tech businesses, shops, housing, and higher property taxes in the area, which will mean a huge economic developBy LvNErrrE GOUKER ment for the 'now-forlom' neighborhood. A Buff and Blue Staff November 10, 1999 study by APBnews.com If all goes as Dr. I. King Jordan, Mr. showed that crime in the neighborfiood surLindsay Dunn and many other members of rounding Gallaudet within a three-mile radius the Washington D.C. Community hopes, isfiveto ten times the national average. there will be a Metrorail station within walkThere are several government and ing distancefromGallaudet University by the office buildings under construction along New year 2004. York Avenue, induding new headquarters of Currently, Jordan serves on the the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms "New York Avenue Development at New York and Florida Avenue. Corporation" (formerly known as "Save New According to Marc Weiss, chairman York Avenue, Incorporated" Board). This par- of the New York Avenue Metro Station ticular board was established to look into how Corporation, "It isreallythe most ambitious to improve the New York Avenue corridor neighborhood economic development that which extendsfromwhere New York Avenue this city has ever done. By the time the Metro enters Washington, DC (near the National station opensfouryearsftpmnow, the whole Arboretum) to Mount Vernon Square (7th and area will have generated millions in dollars in Massadiusetts Avenue, NW). new investments, thousands of jobs, and hunThe board, along with the dreds of business opportunities.' Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Dunn, who is the Special Assistant to Authority (WMATA) began working on a pro- the President, Diversity and Community posed Metrorail station beginning in the early Relations, agrees. "Gallaudet University will 1990s. There are currently three locations be the center of the development of the combeing considered for the stop, and those alter- munity," he said. Dunn strongly believes that native locations are immediately north of New this is a great opportunity for Gdlaudet to proYork Avenue, south of New York Avenue, vide cultural awareness, values, and opportubetween Florida Avenue and M Street, NE or nities as a deaf institution to the community south of New York Avenue, straddling M around us. Street NE (see graphic). "We've been disconnected from the Once complete, the New York 'outside world' too long. It'stimeto give back Avenue Station will be thefirststation on the to the community and develop a relationship Red Line to be added to the original 103-mile between the outside residents and the Metrorail system that was designed in the Gallaudet community," Dunn claimed, 1960s, providing a challenge for the develop- explaining that residents living near Gallaudet ers. The station will have to be constructed in have always been warm, cooperative and welthe middle of an existing coming towards the line, between two stations Gallaudet students. on the Red Line. For instance, they have never given President Jordan Gallaudet University has insisted at every New problems with zoning York Avenue Development laws, as opposed as to Corporation board meetsome universities in ing that the Metrorail stathe District. tion include the name "Gallaudet." The plans are Dunn also added to name it either that there would be "Gallaudet/Trinidad" or wonderful opportuni"Gallaudet/Ivy City," tiesforGallaudet stuOn February 3, dents in the future to 2000, the federal governhave broader internment pledged the money ship opportunities. that was needed to bufld Housing and costs of the Metrorail station. The government, along with living will also private fund-raisers and increase around private developers will Gallaudet, making it n « « « M l VlMi «W MM MM Mift* I each pay one-third of the Station's $75 million cost One other historical CONTINUED ON PAGE 2 S.,V;-.a. New Boys In Greektown Zeta Sigma Psi geared towards minority students % KELLY SHORT Buffand Bbie Staff A new fraternity on campus, Zeta Sigma Psi, will be geared towards keeping minority students in schooL Although Carl Pramuk, Executive Director of Student AfMrs, hasn't ofiidally approved the constitution, Zeta Sigma Psi is ready to roD. President Darius McCall, a sophomore biology major from Birmingham and Vice President Alfie Lumabas, a graphic design major from ducago,firstmet witii their members on October 31 and have selected student and (acuity advisors. TTiefraternity'scolors are black, white, and gray; its mascot is the black stallion. Pratemtty officials hope to begin the pledging process in the spring of 2001; currently, they only have ten members, falling short of the 15 required for all Greek oiganizations. McCall met student advisor Tim Albert, who transferred to Gallaudet from RTT this academic year, at Brickfest 1999 and was impressed t^ the aura of power around him, the datk glasses and die dreadlocks. They met, talked, and shared kieas. H ) ^ meeting put a plan ifito motion, die result of yMdt is Zeta SigmaPsL CtaJan.24,2000,vidieQZeta Sigma Psi's constitution was accepted, the fr-atemity was dedicated to Tim Albert McCall and Lumabas also visited several universities, induding Howard University and die Unrversity of Maryland, and picked ideas from diose programs to create an unique fraternity. Thefirstnewfr^emityon campus since 1989, Zeta Sigma Psi focuses on keeping minority students, paitkularly blades, in school. However, it is opm to any male Mio would like to join, regardless of race. A 2.3 GPA is required to enter thefiratemityand members wiD support eadi other to stiQr in school and persevere, said Dimabas. For example, woiksbops wiD be given to members to benefit dieir future, said McCall. Faculty advisOT Isaac Agboda, an assodate professor in the Department of Computer Information Systems, said he wiD be heavily involved as the fraternity ^taUishes itsdf on firm ground. Agboola foUows diefraternity'sphUosophy of support and community by attending meetings as often as possible, meetingfr^equendywith McCall, teting members know he is accessiUe, and by greeting membeis on campus. He agreed to be advisor because he "Svas vety impressed with their objectives" — namely to support each odier to stay in scbool, tobuSdkadets and role modds, and to serve and bdp others. CONTINUED ON PAGES PAGE : Tiii: BL'FF.\.\!) BI.IT FhBKL'.y<l 11, 2 0 0 0 NEWS International News On Februar> lo, hijackers of an Afghan plane seized Sunday ended a fourda\' standoff. They surrendered alter releasing 150 hostages in addi tion to 32 others already released earlier during the week. Police arrested 21 people but none of those arrested have been identified. The apprehended people are currently undergo ing a criminal investigation. pa> a certain amount of mone\' for college and to help unden'ated colleges find bright students. Nine colleges, including Catholic Universih, are currently signed up with eCoUegebid and pay S2,0OO a year for tiie service. The Web site has drawn much criticism and is not immediately a popular hit, although KeD y hopes more colleges vvill join and that the number of 1,000 students currentiy participating will increase. Wired News A rash of cyb er attacks this week disturbed a number of important Web sites. On Monday was Yahoo, and on Tuesday, sites including eBay, National News Amazon, CNN and Buy.Com, were targeted. On Conservative Republican Steve Forbes dropped Wednesday, brokerage aimpany etrade, was out of the presidentizii race Thursday, saying that attacked. Attorney General Janet Reno on he forced the leading candidates to consider Wednesday declared that federal authorities will ■ major issues like taxes and abortion. Forbes did do all they can to combat the vandalism. If appre not endorse a candidate after resigning. He had hended, the had<er(s) could face a maximum not been performing well, placing third in the penalty of 5 to 10 years in jail and up to a Delaware and New Hampshire primaries, and $250,000fine,or in some cases ' "twice the gross second in Iowa. As of December 31, Forbes had loss to the victim." Unlike companies with a spent $28.7 million of his own money on the cam physical "brick" presence, online companies can paign; he spent $37.4 million during his unsuc be effectively shut down in the case of an attack. cessfijl 1996 presidential bid. In D elaware pri Experts believe that about 50 powerful computers mary results, George W. Bush beat John McCain, were hacked across the United States and who still garnered 25 percent of the vote despite instructed simultaneously to sendfalsifieddata to not spending any time in the state. D emocrat Al '"routers" on the Internet that, in turn, were fooled into flooding the Yahoo! Web site with Gore beat Bill Bradley. electronic signals. College News A Falls Church education consultant has founded a Web site that allows colleges and students to find each other. The purpose of Tedd Kelly's eCollegebid.com is to help families who can only WrirdNews In a poD, only 33 percent 0(200 Anglican priests could name all of the Ten Commandments but half believed in aliens. FTC Warns Of Scholarship Scams By AMY WESTERMAN Daily Texan Staff, University of Texas at Austin (UWIRE) AUSTIN, Texas Following a sweep of the Internet last week, the Federal Trade Commission urged parents and students to be more aware of scholarship scams circulating on various Web sites. The FTC, which oversees commerce and investigates unfair or deceptive acts, searched 600 Web sites and sent out letters to 37 Internet scholarship services that may be .in violation of FTCregulations.Scn.e of the 37 companies prom ise students a specific amount of scholarship money, and others claim to be the only source of information for particular scholarships, said Mitch Katz, an FTC senior public affairs specialist. The letters warned the companies that they may be in violation of FTC regulations and could face legal action if they continue to make unsubstantiated claims in the future. "Here we wanted to get the word out that there are guidelines for advertisers and cer tain things you can't do," Katz said. Currently, no formal complaints have been brought against any of the companies, but past sweeps have led to criminal charges. The FTC hopes the companies will comply with regulations without legal action, Katz said. "We're trying to stop this behavior before it becomes a problem," he said. Katz said misleading claims made by scholarship search companies have become a sig nificant problem because parents of college bound students have begun to look to the Internet for ways to cover the increasing costs of college. TThey're looking for scholarships, and some of tbese less reputable organizations are preying on that,'Katz said. Students entering college are the most susceptible to scholarship scams, said Jack Joyce, director of guidance services at the College Board, a nonprofit educational association which offers an online scholarship database. "They're not familiar with a lot of the terminology and not as familiar with the resources available to them," Joyce said, adding that students need to evaluate the claims made by Internet sites. "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is too good to be true, and you need to step back and look at it very carefully," Joyce said. Joyce recommended that students use familiar Web sites and agencies and know which are legitimate scholarship searches. Students should be skeptical about com panies that give only P.O. Box addresses and should also be wary if the scholarship application requires handling fees, said Carrie Hurt, vice president of communications for the Austin Better Business Buiieau. "It's real important to do your home woric on the company first," Hurt said. If students are suspicious of claims made by a company, Hurt said they should contact the Better Business Bureau where the company is located. Henry Urick, an assistant director at the UT Office of Student Financial Services, said with free Internet scholarship search services available, there isn't any need to pay for those services. "Don't send money, period," Urick said. "There are better ways the money could be spent." Student Financial Services sent out a let ter last week to accepted students and those still applying to the University about applying for financial aid and also warning students about scholarship scams. Student Financial Services ofifets a Web page with links to reptitable sdiolar ship seardies and financial aid pages, Urick said SpringPkicj^ The Buff and Blue congratulates the followng pledges: A l p h a S i g m a Pi Anthony Pasquale Albicocco, New York Kristinn Jon Bjamason, Iceland Ray Lamar Freeman, Mississippi Raymond Giustimanj, Jr., Florida Lawrence Louis Gray, Texas Kristzian Gyorgy Gyori, Canada Christopher Ronald HoHins, Canada ShiNang Charlie Lu, Hawaii Michael Adam Milcznski, New York Shane Anthony Molaison, Louisiana Jeffrey Wayne Panasuik, Canada Clifford Earl Terry, Arizona Kappa G a m m a David Metediti:Bsti;gJow, Maryland Jason Paol Giip^etson, Maiyiand/New York Thomas Jei&«y Koch, Texas Eric Michael Kaika, Maryland Brandon Richard Hffl, Minnesota Scott Brad Plummer, Kansas Scott Joseph Vbllmar, California Eric Eugene Lefors, Lottisiana Brian James Morrison, California Gilles Nimgubumgwe Naniwe, Burundi/Beligum Richard Cokart, The Netherlands Christopher Benjamin Soukup, South D akota Samuel Hyde Hawk, Texas Allen Lee Markel, Maiyland Oscar Lucanus Ocuto, Florida Reid Judson Hunt, Utah Jeftey Ray Bibb, California Kappa S i g m a Larry Shawn Bellamy Paul Robert Boan Benjamin Jason D emario Sean Timothy Kelly Aaron Arthur Martinez Deflin Pito Mercado Matthew Charles Spurgeon Ryan Donald Vice METRO CONTINUED FROM PAGE i a much nicer place to live in. H Street will also be a thriving street, full of business offices, shops, and much more. One aspect D unn dis cussed was the fact in the past two years, property values and taxes have increased. Therefore, people who are living in the Northeast area are middleclass workers, more skilled, and have a higher level of education. Dunn confidently remarked that "the quality of life will improve," making the commu nity a more attractive place to visit and live. There will more likely be a Gallaudet shuttle service provided to this new Metrorail station; however, it has not been discussed yet. (Some information was taken from The Washington Post arti cle 'Federal Funds Promised for Metrorail Expansion" by Lyndsey Layton.) FEBRUARY 11,2000 Contracts Under Review By JOHN A. SERRANO Buff and Blue Staff Guest Services, Inc., the new management company for the Kellogg Conference Center, will ofiBcially assume responsibility, effective today at 12:01 a.m. Student Health Services will also be under new management, once a contractor is found. The committee primarily responsible for selecting new vendors has selected Guest Services, Inc., the same company that currently manages Gallaudet's food services, after reviewing several proposals from food companies. "Guest Services has assured the University that it is committed to providMeanwhile, a committee for acquiring a contractor ing exemplary customer service, to offering opportunities for deaf and hard of hearing individuals to participate in all for Student Health Services has been established with Mike aspects of its operations, and to working closely with clients, Lockhart in charge. A timetable has been established both on and off campus, to for the committee to select the assure that their needs are best vendor, with June 1, 2002 met efficiently and effecas the date for the new contractively," said Fred Kendrick tor to start services. of Business Services. The Guest Services, Inc. contract According to for food services possibly vrill be Kendrick, Guest Services, reviewed within two years when Inc. aims to improve camthe new "Smart" building begins pus communication and construction. meet the needs of the Hillel Goldberg of Auxiliary entire community. It also Services said it was best to wait plans to develop training for a new contractor when Ely for those interested in „ Center is renovated. Food servworking in guest services I ices at Gallaudet have been and hospitality services in I under Guest Seryio^^ Int;. for ; order to provide more - around five years. employment opportunities for the students. Cfnec?3€2 or- X — Top»f>lnc3 F*ix2:a <TTV> Surn-—Tnurr-iS- 3Lm.am—-JLoin • THE BUFF AND BLUE • PAGES The Mount p i i v e t trial, originaiiy scfa»i«ied for last Friday, Feb. 4, has been rantinaed to May 30, 2000, said DarreQ Valdez, a prosecutor witb the U.S. Attorney's office. The trial, which wiB start at 9:30 a.m., was postponed mainly because the <»urt was unprepared for all the sign language iaterpreters. All the nine defendants have some degree of hsaring loss, many deaf witnesses are expected, and an official court interpreter is required also. Defendants Todd Wakefield, Paul Shires, Josu^ Juarez, Brian Brown, Donald Crocker, David Kennedy, Midiael Peters, Dale D'AngeJo, and James Forgy are accused of destroying hundreds of tombstones in a late night rampage at nearby Mount Olivet Cemetery in February of 1999. All nine members have j^wiously been connected or are currently connected with Gallaudet University. However, eaxh man has since denied any involvement with the 2 i felony counts of conspiracy and destruction of property. Census a o o o wiB be on campus Tuesday. A Census 2000 rally will be held from 11:30 am to 1:00 pm oqtside the main entrance of Ely Center. Students will be able to get firee stuff, learn important information about the 2000 Census, and get tibe scoop on high-paying job opportunities. Laurel Glass, M.D., ^ . D . has bran named to the honorary Powrie V. Doctor Chair of Deaf Studies for the calendar year 2000 by the Graduate School and Research, For her project Dr. Glass will analyze interview data from people who became hard of hearing or deaf as adults to study the affective and bdiavior^ effects of heanng^loss in aduttbood. In i^fcifen,^ it^%m ^ y » 4 ^ f e l f e & # ^ l o l r c l * 1 o Gallaudet in its efforts to serve persons witii late onset hearing loss. Dr. Glass is Professor Emeritus of Anatomy and Psychiatry at the University of California Medical School, San Francisco. She served on the Gallaudet Board of Trustees for many years.The Powrie V. Doctor Chair of Deaf Studies is Gallaudet's only honorary professorial chair awarded to non-Gallaudet faculty or staff and is meant to recognize individuals who have made significant contributions to deafiiess and deaf people. Infotech Services announced that they are beginning to enforce GaUaudet's computer resources policy. Among other things, the policy states that e-mail account usage is limited to Gallaudet students, faculty, teachers, staff and the Board of Trustees. However, up until recently, ITS had not been verifying student status. IIS obtained an'official list of all registered undergraduate, graduate and special students eariier this week from the Office of Enrollment Services and Student Accounts. The results showed that four percent of the 1,716 registered students did not have an e-mail account and that PeopleSoftDomino name mismatches occurred in about 10 instances. Additionally, 1,208 of the current e-mail accounts are for students not currently enrolled at Gallaudet. ITS has been issuing e-mail accounts for those previously without one and is sending notices to the 1,208 individuals not reflected on the official list of registered students, alerting them that their a«Munts will be closed by Febnuny 15, 2000— tinl^'they are; m^rmed that tbe former s^dent h worldngforG a l l a t i ^ , in whichcase &e address wi& be tran^erred to the ^acuby/staff mail serrer. JIS's < next $tep is to repeat the ^ocess mtfa ^ £|isdty,and vstaff.e-mail acccHints...,;.:;,..;.. Cotfqnkd Jram variaua paress nefeoses, general emaSs, and stqj^reports. P.\GE 4 • THE BUFF .V.D BLL'E • FEBRUA RV ii, 2000 T H E O P I N I O N OF tiffanb CHRISTOPHER KA FT.A N Editor In Chief JONATH.^N IKEDA Business Manager JESSE THOM.A S Associate Editor Valentine's Day looms. Students of Gallaudet, the opportunit} is here. Do v'ou ha\'e a loved one, someone who >ou care for and cherish? Or perhaps you have a crush on someone from afar? Maybe you have been getting to know someone and find jourself really liking him or her? Monda} is Valentine's Da}. Use it! Smother your loved one with affection. Tell him or her how much you love him or her then show him or her exactly how much you love him or her. If you have a crush on someone, make a move! If you're starting to like someone, act! What better occasion than Valentine's Day? J O H N A . SERRA NO Assoaate Editor &Asst. .Veu's Editor A L U S O N POLK Copy Editor & Assistant Features/Life Editor KELLY SHORT A'nt's Editor ALEXANDER J. LONG CK'S JEANS The Papers in the White Bags If you have been shopping at Gallaudet's bookstore, then you know you receive a white bag — with different designs depicting activities at Gallaudet— for your purchases. Go ahead and dig into your bag. Feel something? Take it out and k)ok:ait it. Four pieces of paper right? They are what J call the most anno>ing thing to ever come out of the bookstore, other than the long lines at the beginning of each semester. The first paf>er you can look at i» a student application for a Citibank Visa/MasterCard. Sounds good, right? No annual fee, your picture on the card, special discounts for students, Worth the time? Fd g u e ^ So, anless ^ou re&d the'fine print under'"Arjmi^ Perceilt^ge;>feites (A PH).r The date on the A PR states "currently, September 1, 1994." Nineteen ninety four???? Features/Life EMor Under the fine print box is a state than 2 percent do. Most of us read the Post^ ment that the information on the applica or USAToday. tion is current as of September 1, 1994. It The lEist thing is a magazine appli also goes on to state "This information may cation. You can apply to subscribe to sever have changed after that date." Five and a al different magazines, such as Sports^ half years later, how much can a credit card Illustrated,-Time, Newsweek, Self and so application change? Plenty. forth. According to the prices on thtform, The second one looks like an imi SI costs S2.95 per issue, Time ijako.$2.9g. ■ tation of police barrier tape, the yellow and But wait! Current prices ..are. $2.'99 and black kind. It catches your eye ri^t? It's not $3.50 respectively for the two raagazines. a police emergency, it's an application to get That magazine subseriptiQD fi9rm. information on college financial aid. What also faas.a "Win;$10 Million" sweepstakes, you do is fill out the form and mail it, game. Ttielast date of the sweepstsdses was : postagefree. Ever since I've been a student January 31, 1997. Someone^ was.; steady at MSSD, I've gotten this card in the bags. $10 million richer three years ag&. u'^ ■; ,Now i still see the same card in those bags, Note to. the booksbtte: getrid.of. I'm sure the folks at that financial aid ccDter thfKeappliciitionsand put somethiflg.pi0(ie ; are out of money by now or out 0/ business. current in the b a ^ — or dojii put birthing The third is a subscrif»tion form inatall. ■ .•• . for the Wall Street Journal. The copyright They're good for starting a fire in on it states 1995. According to the subscrip my, fireplace. They.f ItioBtformvignweeks sf .AerlViSyivjlLcoM ;ddn^beloqg in a book -.■.,•0/:^ ' $33wA ccoTdiBgtawvvwA f&L«)Hi,43i)rpeksH.;;Store,bag...T ' ; . • , , ' /I/y^ of a print subscription today would run you $49. How many people on campus do you Editor in Chief see reading the WSJ anyway? Virtually less SARA ROBINSON Opinions Editor STEVEN SCHOENBERG Aisistant Sports Editor BROOKE BUDZINSKI Photography Editor MARIO DIPIETRO As^stantBiotographyEdlor BENJAMIN A . MOORE ■! • ; . ANGELA NA RDOLILLO , A^istant Layout Editor ■ ' time these two teams had butted heads. Last year the rivalry As many of you know, escalated in a span when the Bison women's basketball Gallaudet edged St. Mary's for team suffered a gutwrenching the regular season CAC honors, loss to the deeper St. Mary's then St. Mary's upset the Bison squad last Wednesday night. at home in the CA C The Bison, embattled by foul Championship Game and in trouble and apparent fatigue, the following week, Gallaudet valiantly came back from a 16 outsed St.Maiys in the first point deficit in the second half, round of the NCAA tourney. This season, in their only to lose by 11 points as St. Mary's closed out the contest first regular season matchup, the Bison won with confidence with a 142 blitz. With a game of this here at home. These two teams magnitude looming, I yet again abused my columnist powers. were very familiar with each This, I declared, would be the other when they took the court topic of my next Jabber. A nd, that Wednesday evening. And battled they did. so, for the sake of journalism, off I went for the oneanda After the game, one could see halfhour drive through the their guts out on the court, all Marj'land countryside with our twisted and bloody. St. Mary's outdistanced our beloved F e a t u r e s L i f e Editor/Sportswriter A lex long women's basketball team in a and our photographer, Brooke contest to be remembered. I have been following Budzinski. Now, they lost. But it this team closely all season, was a hell of a game between and I'm one of their biggest two teams going at it for CAC fans and I admit it. On regular season bragging rights. Wednesday night, I truly lived This, of course, was not the first CONTINUED ON PAGE 5 By JESSE THOMAS Buff and Blue Staff BREWY SrilV^; ' . ■ ' '■ Webmaster StqffWriters Lynette Gouker Emily T^^ ■ oj r.M^vAfVSim.. ,AfnhfmyJ\^iilQeaij,,y Erin Whitney ' .^ Board (^Ad visors BRUCE W H I T E , : JESSE'S JABBER •• , layout Editor CHICKEN NUGGETS By SA BA ROBINSON . . ' Buffand Blue Staff Curses! According to T?ie Was/ii'ngiton Post ,the Metro authorities are building a brandnew metrorail station in our love ly neighborbood. No longer will we have to mosey over to Union Station on the shuttle to grab a ride. Now we can jump, skip, and hop to the local friendly red line stop and hitch a ride anywhere in town. Indeed, the metro station is just what we need in this part of town. You got to admit, in the last couple decades, the area has declined into little more than a slum with a majestic university sit ting smack in the middle. We Gallaudetians have to slog around the neighborhood and see the eyesores from 800 Florida Avenue on a daily basis. The new metro station and the new Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (A TF) Bureau being built here sure will improve the neighborhood and return economic prosperity to the tenants of Northeast D.C. Why curses then? It wont be completed until 2004. I'll graduate just before the new smart building is built, and then sev eral years before the metro station is built. I wont be able to par take in the lovely neighborhood improvements. Ah well, such is life. I'm just glad that the neighborhood is getting the boost it so desperately needs. The metro station is going to be beneficial for all involved. More business in the area, better mass transit, easier commute for offcampus residents, the faculty, the staff, and an improved look. I can't think of any cons to having a nice rail sta tion around the comer except that it's past due. By the way, notice the newest muckraking episodes occurring lately in the news? Yep, I'm talking about Bush and McCain. Such poor sport Bush is, flinging names at McCain such CONTINUED ON PAGE 5 Edtorial ; ; BRENDA KELLER Business Ely Center Room 323 Mail: Gallaudet Univershy 800 Florida Ave NE B0X2334 Wa^ington D.C. 20002 Email: [email protected] TIY: (202)6514916 Voice: (202) 8551000 ext. 6514916 Facsimile: (202)6515916 The Birff and 8\i« is an intWpenident camptis nev^s pdfwr published b\ Gatlauclet Unnersity students. The Biiff aiid Bhie 15 nmilated i»eek!\ during the academic >ejr excluding final exami nation penods The Buff and Bliie operates as a nonprofit student of^nifircion.and ISfinanced^tirt'lyrfirough advertising, subscniJtion ^e^ef)l>es ani^ unix fefe. TIte EditorfrCh»ef has the fina! airrfwritiofi nev%sp3per oontent. The E«litorInClae*is chceen by an ad\iSOT> board, and s«r«es a$ chair for the board. Nio part of the Btrff and Blue mav be reproduced or diipiicatfrd in an> ioCm. indiidinf (paper or electronic. \vithQi.tt vixitten permission from liw airrcnt EtiitorfaChief. The Btrff aod 8Jue wlcoines opinknis from its read ere. eipc^essed throu^ letter to the Edirof, addressed ID: Editor. The fiirft and Blw. G^tnnirt Unl^■*rtirt. 800 Rorida A »^, N.E., P.O. Box 2334 Warfttngton, IX: 20002. or throiigh emaU « buff.hl(ie€^ lau(iet4!<Ui. A ll contriUaing artides must be in the offices b> 5 p.m. at the Monda> before pi^kstion. A ll Letters to the Editor must be reca\ ed bs TitodaiV tt 5 ^j^ letters OIHS be signed. »ith a full name andaddicss. lVBii^an}£hjeiesen7St})e/ighTii}edit«Rt Wterfar cUm>, t«tf. an(l paimtur. FKBKUARY 11, 2 0 O 0 • T H E BCKF AND B L U E • PAGE 5 Qn the MAGAZINE COVERS OF ATTRACTIVE WOMEN- SO WHAT? lisher would have changed their cover policies. There is no doubt that a mind is more beautiful than a body, but it's not possible to express that through a picture. (U-WIRE) LAS VEGAS - Last Monday night, I was Magazines could put an open skullrevealingthe brain, or even standing in line at a grocery store. A mother and her approxi- Steve Forbes on thefrontto display intelligence. Such grotesque mately teenage child waited behind me. The mother kept fidget- images would likely never sell. Some people continue to think the human body equals ing with the cover of a Cosmopolitan magazine, featuring Jennifer Love Hewitt with her breasts burstingfrioma shiny yel- sex and sex equals harm. I once heard that if you don't like the low dress. "They'll do anything to sell a magazine," the mother human body, coinplain to the maker: We should appreciate said. She folded thefrontcover aroimd the back of the magazine nature and its beauty and that indudes the human body. and mumbled, "I have to bring my kid through here." She was I seriously hope the national focus on crucial and threatening issues will not dwindle down to magazine covers obviously hoping to draw an agreeable responsefromme. I had read about mothers raging against steamy maga- while there are more significant issues to focus on. I don't know zine covers such as those from Cosmopolitan and Vanity Fair,about you, but I would love the opportunity to model on a magabut I neverfiguredto be standing in line beside one. I simply zine cover. We don't need the assumption in America that there looked at her and said, "Excuse me, but I was et^ajdng the cleav- is somediing inherency dangerous about minors being e}qx>sed to the hiunan body. Parents ignorantly try to protect chiMren age of that woman. Vd appreciate it if you'd turn it back." Herreactionwas more excessive than I expected. She from things they will inevitaUy be expcwed to. If parents don't want their kids to know about S-E-X, drop{>ed her jaw, said fm part of the reason such "filth" remains at check out lines, pulled her things off of the conveyor, put Aem then go sdiead and ignore the subject Let them find out on their own. ItH do more harm than good when your child, ignorant of into her cart and proceeded to the next (3)eck-oirt lane. Many parents now take issue witi) sudi seductive and birth control, comes home pregnant or wi& a {Regnant girlfriend. beautifiil women on magazine covers at the grocery store check- Parents can only delay their childrenfiromexperimenting for so out. I believe such magazines cannot, in any way, ^ p e or formi long. To try and hide a childfromsomeday joining forces with threaten duldren. The covers portray beautifiil, sexy women. htunan nature is insulting. They are laid out to draw attention to the model's physical beau- -„'.. .. ^Pladng'daric cowers ofverimgadnts is not a solution to teenage prej^ancy'and Sn^s, nw cbulcif it be a step. Hanling ty' Call me-sexist, but morality doesn't seU; sex does. Do tiiese covers are terrible excusesforparental procrastination on people buy Playboy magazines because they feel obligated by discussing sex-related topics. I vras always raised to not point the morality, or because th^r like sex? In the same sense, if morality finger because it would more than likely return to me. guided Cosmo buyers to avoid buying the magazine then the pubBy MIKE ZIGLER The Rebel Yell Staff, University ofNevada at Las Vegas NEWFRAT ooivrnwED FROM PAGE 1 help others. "Their goals were well thought out," A^xwla said. He also added that Gallaudet needs thisfraternityto keep minority students in school. Heformeriyserved on a committee to study and help student retention. One goal of that committee viras to encourage students to get together and build a support network; students who do so are much moK likely to stay in and finish school. The newfitrtemityputs that idea into action, Agboola said. A^XMla, a member of the Kappa Gamma fiatemity, was selected because he is a positive role model, as a profiessor visible on campus. He has been at Gallaudetfor15 years, participates actively in on-campus events such as co-diairing last fall's Linwood Smith Fashion show. Agboola's short term goals are to get the fraternity firmly established, to help it become visible and well-known on campus, and to build a widereputationamong the Gallaudet commimity so they can begin recruiting. He said that his long term goals are to "serve as a link between the past and theftiture,"to promote stability and consistency in thefi:atemity.For example, he wants to ensure the fraternity doesn't fall apart after two or three years. "As afrkcuhymember, I personally was very happy to see thisfi^temityfounded. Black male students don't succeed weU at Gallaudet but now they have a chance to help support each other." The other eight members are Kwesi Panton, Carlos Stennet, LaTrans Stroud, James Lago, Marcus Washington, Jermaine Buder, Matt Maldiulski, and Benro Ogimyipe. "We'd like the support of students, feedback, and encouragement," said McCall. JABBER NUGGETS CONTINVED FROM PAGE 4 CONTINUED FROM PAGE 4 and died with them throughout the whole game. Thnmgh that fluny of St Mary's treys at the end of the first half, the nerve-wracking,foul-riddledcomd>ack and Aat last Seahawk flurty. Through it all, I dieered, screamed, cringed, applauded, jumped, shouted, booed, stomped and fidgeted. Then after it all, as this collection of vronderfiil young women strode off thefieldwith tteir heads hanging, I stood up and applauded. The applause continuesforthis team to the very end. Here's hoping the path to the very ends leads through a rousing victory at St May'sforthe CAC Championship. Til then, Happy Valentine's Ifey to you all. as "hypocrite." Bush didn't agree with certain aspects of McCain's platform and called him a hypocrite but gee, wl^ didn't Bush mention anything before he lost to McCain in New Hampshire? Is he scared or what? Now they're accusing each other of push-polling; calling potential voters and influencing their votes. Do we really want to vote children into the White House? I hope not. D-OHH! The Simpsons is One of Mankinas Greatest Creations A / M I C H A E L FOSNEK BuffandOutStaff No Other show in die histoiy of tdevision has takea their satirical stabtniie at just about evraything diat levt^ves aroum us and doesadamn fir^jobdrangit ' Th£teF'hive been dassicid episodes yAHBK ycKfd %<iA Hom6r SmpsiHi, one d d i e main (£aracteis^ admitting; that his most endiarlasangmoment was sconng a perfect 1600 aa the SAT. And ntdiat about die one v^ieieHanira' acddentaDy uses levexse p^dnlogy on himsdf? Pure and simple, the Smpems havfor the past 10 years that tnqi\e gtaoed die POX Network, saftiiized just anxit eveiydiii% from Microson to James Bond and Stanley Kutnick movies to international govemmoits diat believe that gimg scmeone's iear-«nd the'boof QiteiaDy) is a sumidentform(^punishment EveiythinK <xi diat paitkailar show is greatly exaggmtedbut each satire alwEQ's hoiids an elonent of trudi, desmte die frequmt attads on various groups sum as the Chicago s i d Korean Mafia, oooitities, die pcdkx dqpsotment andjuvenile ddinquents, v^Kmer anyone woukl wanttoadmitit ornot Ihe show about ^ningfidd's most &mous residoits has lasted ova- 10 because they sucoessfiiDy interweave levds of humw, from die sui£aoe4ike j oomec^ to die deeply abstract and sac edgy moddiig of deqiiy coinpdtiiig sitoatkns. W&t's even better is mat the vieweis are ooc»sicHi^ treated toalxilfiandysciqitedcambfatttion of bodi dements of oomeify and the Booic part is diat it actual^ woks out perfect in the respective q»sodes'pkAs. Another interesting and often OMTkmked a^iect of the show is how d i ^ acliaijr dononstrate goodwilL At the beginning of t w show, diefenuKrrushes to gidio'aroundtfaetdesision as a rewcticm <tf umly. How many odier tdevisicHi&mflies do that? Andfaowmanytones have Bait and Lisa teamed imfaypottinK didr siUiiig difl^enoes askfe to taade m i y Masonworthy mysteries sudi as investkating the (&]se) deadi of Ktus^ die Ckwn. tdediy, die characters dbm eir but ooBsecpioaoes usuaDy occur instantiy and remoise is &my (pack to fellow. Perhaps die most significant lesson that the show has been broadca^ingfordie past tQi years is diat we aD are eaaly misledby niBdiums swi] as television, ra^o, and the mtemet and that we are all eaaty distractedfixxnodier more samificant activities. No odier show on tdevision does the same with such droOery. PAGE 6 • THE BUFF AND BLUE • FEBRUARY ii, 2000 BI/ALUSONPOLK kissing school, and so on. Buff and Blue staff TnwGems The way to his heart used to he through his stomach. Then it was through poetiy. TTien it was a cute handmade card. Then a dozen roses and maybe some candy. Then it was jeweby. Then art "Iliensex. No more, lliese days, millions are search ing the Internet, eveiy body'snewbestfriend, for quickie ways to show their affection. And boy, the "net is giving back. All is not lost — not j'et, anyway. There are a few truly entertaining websites left tiiose meant only to amuse ortouchthe heart Try reading the story of the Valentine TTiief (http://www.freedo nia.com/cari/valentine_thief/). No ads, no advice, just a cute cartoon, story — perfect for sharing witii your sweetie prfdlow romancefreaks. Quick — make a list of iiB your prospective sweetie's names and enter tiiem alongside yours on tiie sex tfaer m o m e t e r (www.sextiiermometer.com) and$ee how hot you giQV azde togetiier. Checker,o«t;i rtbe.},jjne^n^ Romantix edne (littp://wiyw.build ii^yoursdfcom/IuvJitra). &)rtu|^ at your heart^rings and peifai^ a little of a tidde toyour fimiiy heme, dick on the words Qfla»ff;)if^.jif!b%}s.'S^^ Say the Darnedest llbiiigs" meets Videntine's I^y meets the Intern^ Gbittomxis Wd)masters The entry "Valentine" or on any given search engine will turn up hundreds of thousands of results. On infoseek.com alone, there were more than 12 million hits returned. .tLHj,la ;,' And get this: infoseek.com has o^italized on the cyfoervalentine frenzy. They^ve £ E ^ O I I ^ t b w veiy own Valentine LoveOMeter on dieir Vdentine's Day GO Guide. Click on any one of tiie categories, wiiedier it may be "True Love," or "Just Friends," or even 'Puppy Love" for petown ers M^M) dont want to leave Fldo out Lycos, the black lab AKA seardi engine, gets into the spirit as well. No mushy stuff is strewn fSl over dieir site, buttiievalentine spirit is instantaneously noticeaUe: Lycos's paw rests on a heart , ., , Any of these runofthemifll Ronianceaholics's sites the search engines turn up wpl have egreetings, love poetry, and the allaround must: die history of Valentine's Day (see History Lesson on page XX). TIK Epitome of Romance For some, the most romantic moment tangible is the marriage proposal. Even that has foiled to escape the invasion of the Internet, and now at several sites one can leave a proposal message on a website for all to see (try http://www.rats2u.com/calendar_mn/calendar_mar riage.htm). Several websites will also let onereplyto a pro posal, whether it's "oh, honey, yes!" or "What, are you nuts? Drop Dead!" Too extreme? theknotcom is still on hand to help out Check out their 10 Steamy Ways to Propose on Valentine's Day. Hey, at least this is what the Internet was inlen(ted£Br:iBfaisfiati(HiexfaaDge! My posonal favmite: customiziiig tii^'^^d^fi^i^ to read your petsmd mes sage to your sweetie (www.cu5U>rahearts.com). Pn^Msalhotronuuiticorcyfoersawyeiiou^? Tty marriage Tlufsr^it, ladies and gentiemeiL Weasachd lizaftion have imgressed soforthat we don't need to have an actual i^Q^ical weddi)ng./iW|^j^ just type in our names and get hitdied ordine (riote: of course, tids is neither l^al nor . b i n d i n j ^ . , . . , , , , , , , \ \_.j,^';; Already inanied but diiiik your marriage could use somefinetuning?Don't,>r<>ni!f,folks,eveii you havent been left out Try some online marriage counseling (http://inar riagecormsdingliiy!,!cqm — note: this specific site is real, and costs money, but j» online counselteig none^i^ess), Tbere are several other sites as wellfortiioseliot yet legiJly hitdied sort of like Dear Abby CCH' lovers. Enter "love advice" in any seardi engine and you'D be deluged witii options., ^rtud marriage not working out? Simple: just as life imitates art (ortiieodter way around, depending on what school of (diilosoidQr you're from), cyberspace has become our life. Cry a little, think about it, and then get a divorce (http://www.expage.com/pagie/cyberdiVorce). A Haven for the Romance-Retarded? Click into seductionpalace.com and you're virtually (no pim intended) taken care of for a thousand Valentine's Days to come. Cheat sheets for love letters, love songs and poetry...it's all here to guide you, lest you become braindead enough to forget how to do these things yoursdf. Other informationfireebieshere are redpes, screensavers, and e greetings. Not sure what to do for your valentine? Click on Love library or search almost any other Valentine's Day Website for suggestions. Ideas at the Love Libi^ary range from the mimdane — breakfost in bed — to tile suggestive— bathing together — and with just a bit of inspiration, anyone can make tiie sparks fly. Going ordinary but tyber (or just broke) this year? Virtualchocolate.com wad virtualfloristcom were designed witii you b mind. Tempting but notsosatisfying, these graphicheavy sites help sate tiie romancedrive of the love hungry. Need to bone up on kissing tedmiques? Gotova* tualkiss.cotn. Not only w3I you get advice, you can practice in tiie ekissing boodi, pk^ some ekissing games, go to e . i i'^,oii Wfmtistobecomeafmankavi? ■Some pe««)lecm'gaBBPW^^ pntosan^tiie Internet to tiie pcdntwtere ll^^^f^^bKj^^^'^^ causes ti^n to neglect tiieir matii^Bes, funi^^'iuMJ'or job, tiier^ resulting in proUems,"'s^ Anne Fed»wisdh in her artide "Internet Addkfkm'' (bt^//www.hucsewedu»in/features/978/iaeicthtml}^ iydd$ Dr. John Suler, "On an even deeper psydio logical k!v^'usos often describe hs<^,|y^^,pQtiH^^.K Qcteiision ( ^ ^ i r mind and posohality a 'li»ce'i rejects their tastes, attitudes, and interests.'J^.^ilt^fc, "dyberspace as Psycholc^cal Space," can lie roimd 4t http://www.rider.edu/users/suler/psy^yi|er/ps}^^^ace.ht mL, J ' ^., .. 1 . Where does this Internetfr<en^lead us, eqtedally when our actual human interaction begins taking place in this cyberspace? OIc^,«o not aD of pi«r mjsfnictipii i^ going onto our inodeins, biit h^, it's getting there. ! Love is arguably tiie most hmnaOi of emptfons. E]q>ressii^ it over the internet may skew one's perceptions of mankind, especially if what we use is cookiecut computer graphics and commercialized gift and activity suggestions. Hie phenomenon offoceto£aceheartfelt e?q>ression is feel ing the crunch as the Internet continues its' tsunami over our lives. There's an old,frimousquotetiiatgoes T o be loved is to liveforeverin someone's heart' If our hearts can exist in cylierspace, then perhaps, so can love. E 4 FEBRUARY U, 2000 • THE BUFF AND BLUE • PAGE 7 The Cupid Craze Delta Epsilon It was a daik and stpi^^B^^^iah, let me ttyagain. ^^^^^^"' ILY! M HeyGallaudetian, Svvabsboy. Get a job! I can^ understand how mudi you love me but I do understand how mudi I love you. I sold wanni^ love vft^^Kwijf Mark« Eneiigizer TbnqroBlytnietove^HappyVialentHJe! J08-; Love, Swabsgiri ^ c ., E v ^ ^ ^ is Valentine's Day. Tott »^#<rag'sbe mine.^ :;TbiBikij# forl*eing t i ^ for me when I jnee^yi^llove you. my sweetheart Trofi, l Yoji'r^ the best thing diat evo hajqiened to »e! Hiq^y^den^'sD^ Hi^py WleirttDeDoy! ThaiikTOUiforypuripatiertw/itofelkiveySu ToJeii ■'.'•''''"/''_"■' ■"■'' HaiJ^\aaitine*S. I loi»e you.'' '^^ Pii« JSeniias,' '~ Hi^igr VateD«iDe's Dc$f :%A»eaJwM> Candy De^Tkn^uftfHj Vfevd Ifs b e ^ l a n e ftan seven ffionAs. ^aoldniEmwaidtoabeantifidBfe^OPgrda^ <:' s<; n<tiaiisyii.'t(«etiicr.'B(MetojiBi aivtUns is Beat Beat JBeat_ lean fed yom paaOMtWim. 1 ?hP9'j.T!0jS<J^.V/'<''^'') liJ^'lVV. Hi /T'.'o 'ny tis OnistiaB ^ . ;v > ■ LoveAlwiQ^ GoardoIXFtetro Happy Valoitine Day to my sweet bead I ^Vn^slbwyonl'Mb one can sted nty heart ftotfjfoUl rendezvous » the QMlcar Baktaiy K a ^ Giiftin^ Wi Kapito' Zeti, i)eha ^Mlon, KaK>a SigmaC Deltt Zeta and Delta S^pia^: V , , . ^, ^ Hotdsaiakmi PesKes and loves to all roomies! From Alpha Sigma Pi from thefifttiwheel Pudiy, Squealor, My Corazon es tu yo para siempre en nvestra vida. No love could readJ deep inside of my heart a except youis. Monkey Cheny, Soup Thanks for I love you v e ^ 6^ 151!:) " B > Tyler ^veB. ^:^ Lowe, Caio^ Youriny.BFP. ^ lioveya! 'Jeiii Lbw^' CuteKstB Tea, milk, 1/2 sugar Happy Vaieritine's bay! HapjyValaitin^sy Noiaa, V', CHIMP Itove you CHIMP I love you CHIMP I love you CHIMP I love you CHIMP I love you CHIMP I love you CHIMP I love you CHIMPIk>veyou CHIMP Itoveyou LCXIAL CHIMP Ifc)veyou LOCAL CHIMP I love you LOCAL CHIMP I love you LOCAL CHMPI love you LOCAL CHIMP I love you LOCAL CHIMP I love you LOCAL CHIMP Iteveyon LOCAL CHIMP Itoveyou LOCAL CHIMP I kwe you LOCAL CHIMP Itoveyou LOCAL CHIMP Iteveyou LOCAL CHIMP I krve you LOCAL OHMPItoveyou LOCAL CHIMP I love you LOCAL CHIMP Itoveyou LOCAL ' Happy Valentine's Diiy! Ilove you! MMmny ^ "' ' ' Ptobafaly the fint one you've ever recoved? Nottfiela^ Hiq)BrVDv. ipy Valentine's day! Sisters 4 IWSQIS, Valentine's day. Just wanted to say I love ya aD. Sisters forev er. Love, Kami Trans, Take a litde note to remind yoursdf in case you didnt know1 IX>VE YOU. Wrte this down! Lovealwi^, Kartie PA>;!;S THE BL'FF.VVD BLUE FKBRCAR"!' 11, 2 0 0 0 taft\. you're so cute and sweet. I could just eat you up! Love ya, me HEY MEEKO HAVE A GREAT \'ALENTINE'S DAY wrrH US FROM FARF AND JENNA (WAGGIN' TAIL) To Dia: BAK. BECK & RA^'NI LGVTNG EVERY MOMENT SPICING UP LIVES WTTH YOU ALL! XOXO KARI My heart beats ever>' second for you. My love is growing stronger and stronger for your wonderful charming smile. Love, Mark Red Rooster, RHO YOU ROCK MY WORLD! Loveyou .:,;..,;,;,:,;,;.,,.^. Angel; MD, Let's be wild!! AvvToo... Woof.! Happy Valentine's Hugs & Kisses PB Pledges of Alpha Sigma Pi Fraternity XOXO Loudmouth T o the pledges^^^^SaBigi^ K Fraternity, W^ wishypu^^ob^iusi the good Keep up your hard work! I love you all Jonathan Guinta My Hotel, Let's steal the nigfet. Bandit Teddy Bear ^^ r; ' ^ ^ the Alpha Sigma ILYBKI I really love you infini^!! Happy 'Valentine's Day'.l Love Hugs XOXO Tweety; ;,;•■■ ,;»V; } ; ■ : , ; ^Joey ■re AMD MUYSIEMPRE QUERIDA MIA! JGAM r3rtierKa|:^f.,"?.s;,r: ;:;/■■ Yoti'ne a sp©!3al vdentine for me, my baby. I vlayeyout"::;:.*lr : .;:/;>Ray Delta Zeta Sisters: Be my Valentine! Shay Spiderman: You're burning me up, baby! Shewolf Kaika^i PossessioBil:5^lOfl^:af:ift*eJ|M|j ;|IJ(jiS5l;js^ wi||t ^B my heart, love your sacy i::||3l|s.;;:Hi|^Val. D ^ Wff£ym:<ijt' Love Gator Rayni-- .•■;;!'*■.I ^ ^'*f l l i l l j RogFog ^Wr You rest, you rust! Happy VDay; Hey Mabinogians, Remember that love is a verb, not a noun. Guinevere i : ^ all my closest friends, Allison, Athena, Melissa, 'Victoria, Courtney, Tiffany, Adam and the entire CCC! Happy Valentine's Day Love Mic RayRay Cherry, Wub your soft body. Can't wait to see ya. Lil Dumbo I know that our long distance rela tionship can be HEARTACHE however, you will be ALWAYS in my heart. Love Always, Rosebonny Snuggle bear. You are still in a special place in heart. Ill be thinking of you ItgerLa^, Keep your smile bri^t Happy Valentine's, Hog Guy iM$.r To Natica, ;4 anvsj^iSiMiiili I love y q # ^ i ^ | i ^ | ^ | 1/-ylliillillliKenny will!! BOOOSCH! Kappa Gamma P i e c e s Roommates of 304 @ Carlin, Enjoy your Vad<fy with your special one! Hugs, G.D. Collector Jeshan All in due time Your beloved widows To my Honey Ray Freeman I love you cant bdieve we are lilliiiMiciiSf"' YourJi^ peachy/DigustinTi Happy Vaddy! I look forward to spending many more vaddys wuth you! Lefs make our 1st Vaddy a memorable one! ILYVMAMM MM Homy Digustin64 My Darling B. Baylor I love you. You have given me your precious gifts love, sweetness, sensitive, trust, close ness, understanding, and caring. You are the best Valentine that I've cherish so much. I love you. Love,.Jf. ,.,'/...V Happy 1st Valentine's Day With Love Mom tS.^5 !;j;..;i;:35'''': ;l'fejtt*iiDys are the best Jesse Dearest Nikki ^ Always Love! jifttes.™:;" Sit Ralphie Bruce, I love you. Wonder Woman is okay, but you're better. Let's fly away together. Superman.:'' Avisleim, Miss not having you at JA. Ofc! Hope your reddy day be a spc^al one! Thanks for being such a greatftioKitiiy^ * ■ LiiilililiiM',,,,, ||il^|||^|§|i|^^.Zeta ^ i l lj l | | | ^ | i : ^ ? P t f i ] l e d Valentine's Day! This ft^^:i^i|jf ; ^ ' i | p i | y ^ i | | | ^ ^ | | want Day! D With lots of owl take. ^ ^ 6 e r t 8 i t ^ i f V < ^ TwoinOneAK«li ^^i^l^^^w^t^^^^^^^'j^^^^ mm -him H^ipy Vakatine's 1 Vm-'W&iVWi&Sm^ Richard, Will you be ni^f^iattipSf ; i | | i | | Ben, y ,j 4 *Iiistead of kissing your ass 50 taiMss, IWin give you my infinity love! AK To my sweet Pago, ;"Jr|:'y/':;;tr >B!r';;;:; wisiiiiiiiiii* ;:: J :::Ki You are dear to my heart! HMB?) You put me in ecstasy to your sfWe^bitiatii & to these kisses from your lips vMdkfiHme Flatulent Mirror with passion. I love you! Thanks for brightening up my days and laughing at my jokes. Love, Liz You Know Who wonderful Valentine's Day Your Strawberries SUPES YOSEMTTESAM! BABES Ladybug, ; i r t i i l i S i fi^be&i«^ere for me. XO, Pendai' On A&rch 27, our hearts collided, on July 4, we met again. On December 31, our hearts forever becameone. 1 love you always and forever. Mutuku FEBRUARY H, 2000 Faisal, I want you so bad! Your secret admirer CC: Another year going by again. Yet we remain as strong as friends. You'll always be in my life. Thanks for everything. Love, Scarlette Waldos of Cogswell Hall, Happy Valentine's Day. Smyle, Cookie Hakuro, You are always my most important vroman in my whole life. You are always good to me. Happy Valentine! I always love you! Jon Aleya, Mo! nui, cogita ergo HOBO Aseada, Happy Valentine's Day Nakupenda, Cookie :■ ' tu..AT SHELI Touria, Happy Valentine's Day. Miss Ya! Love, Deidre and Treeva BreezeOcea, Happy valentine Day! Steelers ;AI%, Happy Valentine's Day. Luwies, : / ■ ; . ; ; ■ Cookie:;: Women Bison Basketballers, Thank you for every time you all leave your heart out on the court, and just for being who you are. Happy Val's Day, #205 down the hallftximRJM. Kenny Kenny ^^*t''!."N: • " ^ ^ M f e " it says all ick Dear women baslcetbaH team, Happy Valentine Day and good luck on ^ games! Xoxo Matilda and Paulina ELG JagaJSkardlgH' ■ ..■.,v^ • ■ " ^ iMyBeteVetfSeottc' Keep up! Can't wait to have you in my arms! I love you tons! Smack! Love, LB. ■- 1 ■. i'L PKZ Sisters, "9"< LLPKZ! An Owl Mr.WWF Every time I see you, you brighten up my day Dad, Happy Birthday, Ben Happy Valentine's Day to my family and my LOVE, Michael. Bluey, You know how you ask me all the time how much I love you? Well, I think you got the idea now, don't ya? Hebe. Love aJways, Birffy -^'' iBqq^q Kock::.^v;;.. ;v Kampa pa och rar staik! Ci arstolte over dig! VtenaKramar/ Matilda and Paulina Pratt2i, Thank you for being a nice friend. Our friendship is verv' unique. Keep positive and be strong yourself in your heart. Happj' Valentine's Day. Love your friend, KHCCUEI Beth and Toy, Thanks for the wonderful friendship. DZ luvvies, Cookie Dear PKZ Happy Valentine Day to our beloved sisters! Xo. Matilda and Paulina Dear Niks, Thanks for being you! Let us get together soon! Xoxo tons, Matilda UNNAE GALLING I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING. I LOVE YOU! CHRIS Wide Load (ROWR!) Love always . Popeye, You are so handsome. Love, Us! Zipper, I just wanted to let you know that you are special to me and my life I really k)ve you! Happy Valentine Day! Love, Wiki Babe, ;.: ^ I'll be loving you forever. Thaiks &r bong there for me. Elma Stud Muffin, Happy Valentine's Day. ILU! Love Always, Sweeitie Joy Pie xoxo FooFoo, / have an id ea! How cd tout you bring the cookies - III toss in the mUk! Never forget, *58 Derrick Thomas, is with you at heart, ahoays. Happy VDay & hieky stgthi YTQ -Bubbeee! Bean, Be mine? t Jono THE BUFF AND BLUE Sky III Will you fly witli me? Daisy Elfros, I wish I could be with you on Valentine's Day. Savannah misses you deariy and so do I. Hang in there. . . .1 will be strong for you. We're here for you always. I love you. JuAnne & Savannah RAYNI You put my loin on fire seemingly inextin guishable! Yet I still hate you because I'm gay! Smile Percy, Soy a fortondo tenerie en mi vida. Usted sera por favor mi valentine? -Jessi My beloved Honey, Brandon Richard Hint YAIAO! I EXTREMELY LOVE YOU & YOU SURELY ROCK MY WORLD every second. YAIAO! Wish Fd be with you on the V-day but we will be at heart. -Love- Sweetie Lawa You are the Xena to my Gabrielle. Happy Valentine's day. Bef To my Delta Zeta Sisters Keep the flame burning. Happy Valentine's Day. Bethaney KAPPOE Will you be my Valentine? ME Abercrombie I LOVE YOU! Fitch Volcano Ready to explode? Cumbucket Charlotte Always know you hold & special jiaoe in my KAPPOE heart. Ready to read] the stars? Your Big Sis aiE; ,.,v ./ . Silmoon, Thank you for being in my life! I love you very much! Love, ASICVBALL Karrie ; -■■■-'. /:., The semester is the end for a £ L^s make it a good one together. Your little Sis Jessica Williams, Again, again, and again, you're STILL the only drug I'm addicted to. Your #1 Superstuddering Lover, Jagannath Einhom Kafleen I want to know how proud I am of you icxc aD the great things you've done in your Hfe. I love you. Your Little Sis To Gary Seaton, You are my best Valentine. I love you very much. Love always, Kit^Fogar^ PAGE 9 Miss Amy Novotny Happy Valentine!!!! With Love, Rust Kesnow, Catering? Kesnow Delta Epsilon, If ya smell what the humble dreamboat....is cooking! Your Humble Dreamboat • -«'6«iiiBirtee"«'''? ^'•■"i ' 5'> . -..v M>€'t ■ : .. • Cookie I care about you very much. I am very blessed you are in my life. Huggies. Bethaney Lejoulet I love you so much that sometimes I have to cry. Happy Valentine's Day. Die Blue Eyes To a certain Lofve Monkey •WOOF, yoa monml* Lov<^ Podkie Dailb^Mic S k ^ , l l i r o i i ^ Waldos, apes and a canary, ttirou^ morbid dreams of runaway weddings, the end of the worid and necrophilia, I wuv ya! Love, Sicky Babe, Happy <3's Day! I love you lots always and forever! Honey Osiebear, This is the year for the two of us! Together as BF always! Thanks for everything! ILY! Chreka PAGE 10 • THE BUFF AND BLUE • FEBRUARY ii, 2000 Restaurant Review Santa Fe Looks Cool But Disappoints Easily the cool-looking spinach and artichoke dip, no matter how trendy you're trying to be. Then we ordered. My lucky Santa Fe should be easy for any Gallaudetian to find; it's directly date got some Cajim Chicken. I asked behind Ratsie's in College Park and for the Build-Your-Own pizza with boasts Christmas lights and giant spinach, onions, and feta cheese (hey, I lizards year-round. Unfortunately, food like spinach). But no, no pizza was ii; this restaurant is harder to rustle up. available. Okay, plan B: a grilled chickFor my guy's 21st birthday din- en on foccaccia sandwich. At least that ner, we went on a Friday evening still had feta cheese. And I could dupe around 6:30 p.m. fearing the worst myself into thinking I was being lines, but were pleasantly surprised to healthy: there were baby greens and be seated right away. First impression: tomatoes in a balsamic vinaigrette. The wait was relatively short, wood. Lots of wood. There's wood paneled floors, wood ceilings, wood beams, but we had plenty to keep us entereven wood decorations. The bar is the tained: Santa Fe has one of those first thing you see, right in the middle, Playmaker trivia games where you can almost like an oasis. Behind that is a compete vrith other restaurant patrons, platform (made out of wood, of course) and don't forget the band. Being the upon which the live band performs, deafies we are, we opted for the giant speakers perching right above din- Playmakers. Ironically, the next round ers directly under the platform. If was the music trivia round. Even more you're the antsy type, don't sit there. If ironically, we placed first and second, you like feeling the vibes of the music, beating out the rest of the competitors. One of the patrons accused me of being go for it. Have your I.D. ready - it's the gay in the Playmaker chatroom and first thing they ask for, even before asked if I could speak Chinese. Hmm. "smoking or non-smoking?" Under- Great atmosphere. Our food came, and my dqte agers like me, never fear—just tell them you only want to eat, and the host or scarfed his food down, looking like he hostess will seat you away from the bar enjoyed it. The Killian's Red was pleas(which, coincidentally, are the best ing him quite a bit as well. I had a bit seats). Be prepared, however, to have more difficulty, losing bits of lettuce, servers make a fuss if drinkers in your onions, and feta cheese onto my lap group order - they'll have to check and continuously. The chicken only filled half the sandwich, much to my disapdouble-check. Looking for proof as to how pointment. But hey, at least it was good much this establishment is alcohol-ori- and tart while it lasted. I still had room for more, and ented? Ask what their non-alcoholic beverages are. I did, and this is what we were caught up in my Playmaker (his froze), answering celebrit>' questions happened (no kidding): and accusing other people of being gay. BNB-UNDERAGER: Could I have a So I played musical menu again. I ordered the peanut butter pie. Nope, Strawberry Daiquiri - virgin? WAITRESS: No, sorr>', our machine is not available. Okay, how about the ice broken. Is there anvthing else on the cream? Sorry, all out. Well, turtle cheesecake? Yeah, that we have. menu you'd like? BNB-UNDERAGER: Well, there's no sodas Hallelujah. Now, I don't like chocolate, so listed. Do you have any? I only ate the middle. Inevitably, some WAITRESS: Uhh... oh yeah, Coke. chocolate syrup and oreo cookie bits BNB-UNDERAGER: An>thing else? WAITRESS: [long, hesitant pause] Oh! made it into my mouth, and I'll tell you this: that's rich chocolate. It's also good Sprite! Yeah, we have Sprite! BNB-UNDERAGER: *sigh* Okav, that'll cheesecake. It is not, however, worth the four bucks for a 2-inch slice. do. So while I won't be making a My date, however, quickly repeat visit anvtime soon, there's no ordered his first legal drink, a Killian's hard feelings. Maybe I'll come back Red, but not after a full minute of perus- when I'm 21 and can drink myself into ing the full page of beverages available believing this is a great place. (and yes, the names were in small Service: A+, always friendly, print). quick, courteous. Food: C, availability was awful, They had one of those spinachartichoke-cheese dip thingies on their quality was good when you could get it. Atmosphere: A, more like a appetizers on the menu, and for any college student who's watching her weight graduate student kind of place, I think. but assumes it's okay 'cause, hey, it's got Definitely not a family restaurant. Value: B, don'talways get what a vegetable in it, that kind of dip is a must. I liked the chips, but the dip was you want, but entree prices are surpristotally awful. It was soupy, had more ingly reasonable. A dinner for two was artichokes than anything else, and less than $30, appetizer, alcoholic bev^, reminded me of cream of mushroom erage, and dessMt included. soup. My date hated the chips, but said the dip was okay. So be warned: avoid By ALUSON POLK Buff and Blue Staff Bah Humbug!f On the Day of Hearts, Scrooge Strikes Back By JOHN A SERRANO Buff and Blue Staff As the inevitable approaches, my stomach chums with a pang of emptiness. The thought of celebrating Valentine's Day alone shudders me. Attempting to get this holiday out of my mind, I go out for a walk. Aimlessly, I walk past by a large store window that contains of an excessive display of Valentine's Day chocolate candies. Bah Humbug! Why do we all have to succumb to buying cheap chocolate candies? Sighing wearily, I meander and stumble upon a couple sitting on a wooden bench, cuddling each other and telling each other how they love each other in countless ways. Bah Humbug! I take a turn, thinking about how this holiday seems overrated especially for those who have to celebrate alone. A greyhound bus grinds slowly past me with an advertising sign on it that exclaims: "Hallmark; A great place to shop for your loved ones." Bah Humbug! Realizing the futility of trying to avoid this dreaded day, I give up and walk back to Gallaudet. Valentine's Day is indeed a "storybook" holiday for couples. It's the day when couples reflect their love for each other. It's the day when couples give each other gifts to remind how much they appreciate and love each other. It's the day when they splurge on cheap chocolates or a day-old rose for their loved ones. But for those who are single, tis' the day when they sit alone at their dinner tables, fantasizing that a hot date is sitting in front of them. Red roses lie on the table, untouched. Valentine's Day is no celebration for the singles, that's for sure. Displays of hearts and cupids are everywhere and we keep getting reminded of the sad fact that we, the singles, couldn't land a decent Valentine's Day date. Oh, why does this have to happen to us? Why did this have to be me? I could go on and on but I'm not gomg to. Look at the bright side: I am not going to gain any unnecessary pounds fi-om eating chocolates or waste my tears after being overjoyed on a Valentine's Day gift. Fm not going to get myself awkward or embarrassed by shopping at Victoria's Secret for lingerie. At least, the clerk won't snicker and give me that 'look." At least, I am not going to waste my time searching for the perfect "Hallmark" card. If I forget to buy something, I won't get slapped. But why do I still get that nagging feeling that I'm missing something? Why is there still a pang of emptiness inside me? Bah humbug! I know vyhat Xn^, g.qingto do that day; grab myself a bottle of Vodka and watch "Rambo". By the way, Happy Valentine's Day. Bah Humbug! History Lesson This Week in Ancient Rome Hieros Gamos Gamelion (mid. Jan - mid. Feb.) was called the "Month of Marriage." The sacred marriage (hieros gamos) was celebrated at the end of the month to mark the marriage of Zeus and Hera. Preparator\' to such an important event was a period of abstinence. February was the month for purification. Since the Roman calendar began with March, February' marked the end of the year and the time to get ready for the new. The word from which February comes means purification or purgation. Twin themes of purification and fertilit>' come together in the Lupercalia where it is believed the strips of goatskin with which women were ritually whipped would purify and make them fertile. paired up boys and girls who stayed matched until the next Lupercalia. St. Valentine's Day There may have been a real Valentine, a thirdcentury priest who defied Emperor Claudius II's ban against wartime marriages. According to legend, Valentine performed secret marriages until he was discovered and put to death. There's another legend in which a persecuted Valentine had a secret correspondence to which he signed his name "your Valentine." Candlemas The Light Returns Imbolc, Oimelc, Brigit's Day, The Feast.of'the Purification of the Virgin Mary, Groundhog's Day, and Candkmas are Lupercalia all holidays thatj^cur in the first,hajf of This holiday, celebrated on the ides of February. SctfJieo^ Aese>holWays.,may-4ctualFebruary (the 15th), honored Lupercus (also ly be around Jebnjftry ,^,beftause>«4j'^ffer§nt called Februus) and Faunus (associated with metijp4s-,Qffig^iflflg%;!^pdar,,('33w_»^ a the Greek Pan), and probably the fouaders <rf. jjwpuiar h>5K>^e^ tb^t.-lvgf^fj^ ^ r ^ w i j f ; ^ Rome, Romulus and Remuj, as well. ' I^rci,^JriestsotLu^i^Jan^redihemselv6s wth^crificiatbloM^aild Went through te s b ^ t s vstep'pilig'wlji^n vfith the aforementioned goatskin thong. The jpriests also Compiled from http://wunv.aboia.com 'J- nq r.A FEBRUARY ii, 2 0 0 0 • THE BUFF AND BLUE PAGE 11 ^■■^~**v.'T^"*j ^^vT^r'"* Ender's Shadow rMfe Beyond Belief and Reality By ALUSON POLK Buff and Blue Staff guy is somewhere around six years old, come on! Still, it's fascinating. Hardback, Published by Fastforward to Battle Tor Books, 1999; 379 School, where kids are pages. sent to become military leaders against the After roughly impending war with the fifteen years, Orson Scott Buggers, aliens who want Card hasfinallyanswered to invade and take over E n d e r p h i l e s . Earth. There, Bean Enderphiles, better devises ways toremainin known as the people who control of his destiny. He read Ender's Game and squeezes through air loved it, screaming for a ducts and spies on top sequel but left unsatisfied secret conversations, with the two philosophic plans. He hacks into and rambling books that computer systems and is followed. Ender's Shadow is not a sequel, ablie to read classified information. but it isn't a prequel either. Rather, it's a Even in the dogeatdog world of complementary novel. 12 and 13year olds. Bean survives. He Reading Ender's Game is not studies Ender, a fellow soldier at Battie required fere for those who want to try School vrfio has all the elite militia up in Shadow (although it should be). arms, to the point he becomes his right Remember Bean, the littie squirt nobody hand man. Of course, this was Bean's plan wanted in their army in battle school? all along. He gets lost in his heroworship, Ender's Shadow is to Bean as Ender's so much that sometimes he foi:gets to take Game is to Ender Wiggin. care of himself. Bean is the little genius who As always. Card brings the same finds himself on the mean streets of mindboggling light to child psychology Amsterdam (remember, this is science and genius minds, as he does to space fiction Amsterdam is really mean in travel and technology. As if this isn't a Card's world), among the bands of monumental enough task, he does it with orphans. The weakest orphans band flair, effectively painting each character together, and bullies prey on them every with human characteristics that make you once in a v^ile, trying to steal what food hate, want to ciy, beat people to a bloody they can. Five peanuts»is considered a pulp. The only character without these meal. emotions is — yep, you guessed it: Bean. Enter Bean, and overnight, bul Card's only failure is that you lies and gangs have merged, and everyone keep forgetting Bean is only six years old! is getting the food they deserve. How But then again, maybe that's truly his vic Bean sneakily and subtiy acherves this is tory. It's evidentiy Bean's victory as well. part of the wonder that is his mind. Tlie The Onion: A Website for Sore Eyes By EMILY TEPUN Buff and Blue Staff that's funny. But ifthere's some ass on Wall Street who's wearing a $4,000 pair of shoes, then that's fiinny. Or if there's a'^middle http://www.theonion.com manager who's forced to wear a uniform, that's sad, but it's also fiinny. And so we just "I've always wanted to sell out," try to get it all." the infamous filmmaker John Waters And how they succeed! No layer of wrote in the igSo's. Tlie problem is nobody America's social, cultural or political fabric wanted to buy me." Waters gained his envi is left unruffled by the Onion's ruthlessly able nickname "the king of bad taste" by satirical headlines. Conservatives take heat putting societal taboos on the big screen in ("Bush Reaches Out to Hispanic his eariierfilmsfrom the 70's. Community With Generous Tip", Jan. 26), Anything sacrilegious, disgusting, along with liberals ("ACLU Defends Nazis' unap{>eaiing or just downright sick and Right to Bum Down ACLU Headquarters"). twisted Waters gave homage to (the most The Onion's humor extends from the bath famous scene from his classic "Pink room ("Beautiful Nurse Gives Teen Flamingos" shows Divine, an enormous Enema", Jan. 12) to tiie banal ("Definition drag queen with a mohawk, eating dog of Fudgetastic Stretched", Jan. 19). feces). Alas, in his more recent fSms, his While coimtless sources have impeccable bad taste seems watered dovra attempted to draw parallds between the (forgive the pun); as he gains prestige, Onion and predecessors in the realm of Waters seems to have somewhat sold out humor writing, from National Lampoon to Not so for the Onion, a satirical Jonathan Swift, the Onion's brazen origi weekly news pubhcation operating out of nality is difficult to define. Better to check it Madison, Wisconsin. The oncetiny local out for yourself. parody paper has grown into one of tte Slice into the Onion, and don't be most frequented and beloved internet sites, surprised if your eyes water from laughing not to mention the popularity of its first too hard. book published last year (Our Dumb Century: 100 Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source). Yet, despite this boom (one dingy room in Madison to corporate offices in 4 American cities), the Onion remains true to its cutdownany , andeverything'ataWeosts af^oaeh to news coverage. In an online interview with Borders.com, assistant editor Carol Kobb explains the Onion's unique brsmd of humor "We try to hit it all. We go high and we go low. If there's some trucker and he's wearing a hat that says, 'I'm a Perfect ix.' "Gun Shy"Succeeds as Comedy, Thriller By MICHAEL ROSENMOUNA Daily Bruin Staff, Uniuersity ofCalifbmia at Los Angeles Humor How to Go Insane At School Piatt appears as hulking hired 1. live in a noncoed dorm for two (+) years. muscletumedboss Fulvio Nesstra, a 2. Set record time on academic probation. sadistic brute who strikes fear into the 3. Predict female behavior. (UWIRE) LOS ANGELES "Gun hearts of all his associates, but caimot 4. Look for a good party on Sunday night Shy" is the only gangster flick about water stand up to his shrewish wife (Mary 5. Become so liored as to read textbooks in advance. '^i^^^^^g^^i^^i melons, enema conversations and a gangster McCormack). Like Chariie, Fulvio is 6. Procrastinate... who is very sensitive to stereotypes about tired of the gangster lifestyle, seoedy 7. Count the minimum number of credits left to Colombian drug lords. longing to retire and become a tomato graduate. Neeson stars as Chariie, a Mafia former. 8. Anticipate what you'U REALLY be domg after middleman who acts as an informant to the Slowly, both Chariie and Fulvio graduation, (serious begging) FBL His dangerous career has left him with must come to terms v>rith their careers 9. Convince someone (or yourself) that you enjoy nothing but fi^zzled nerves and horrible and decide what they should do. In die engineering. intestinal problems, and Charlie wants out ws worid of sub rosa contracts and dirty 10. Try to find someone with the answers. If he can arrange one last deal, a money laim doublecrosses, getting out is easier said u. Explain som^hing you don't understand, (great dering scheme involving the Italian mob and than done. for presentations) a Colombian drug cartel, he canfinallyretire "Gun Shy" gets off to a confudng 12. Pass up offers from attractive women to go out to a little estate in North Africa with an ocean start, but events soon begin to coalesce drinking because you have to study, dien blow off view. as moK information is revealed. Hie studying an}'way and sit at home alone. Unable to cope any longer, Charlie I plot is tightly written and always 13. Conform. joins a local support group to work through engrossing. Blfdcenqr's script delimits in 14. Go to a video rental place with 2 or more friends. his troubles. Thou^ this predictable scenario at first recalls the both building up the absurdity of gangster diches and exposing ("...Fve SEEN that!!!") recent "Analyze This," "Gun Shy" is something entirely different the lessthanglamorous truth bdiind them. His direction per 15. Find out wfa^ parties are going on when you Expertiy blending black humor and pulsepounding fectly fits Ae darkfy comical tone of the movie, mixing r^ity have honiew(»k backed up. suspense, writer and director Eric Blakeney weaves a hilarious and fantasy, l a u j ^ and dirills. 16. Find some gods. (IH stop procrastinating next yet gripping tale of conspuacy and intrigue. 'Gun SOif succeeds as a comedy and a dirfller. week.) Hie oti^r players in diaitk's last deal are no less col Unfortunatebr, it doesn't quite succeed as aromance.C3iai&'s 17. Make fim (^Greeks, but tiy to go to dieir parties. orfid than die rest of the movie. Jose Zuniga idiQfs tq>ti^ Fidel, rdationdiip with spunky nutse Judy (BuUodc, repriang bar 18. Have evnydiing due (projects, tests, etc.) afina a young drug baron who tfaibws a fit upon hearing that the dirty &niiliargirinext<kiorrole)never.quite gds, and BuQodi's diar money E5 bdng invested in soy beans, a dedskm wfakfa he inta acter»enis made of canBioud. But for one of tiw few tndx_ big party wedcend. 19. Keqifl^dDf^the same mistakes. prets as a reference fo "beanets" and a s t i ^ agamst his Latin enjiqwile niowies that manages tn DsOe 3m'sni& as )QU Inve American heritage. tbe tiiBiter, tins is ooty a minar oompiaiitt. PAGE 12 • THE BUFF AND BLUE • FEBRUARY u, 2000 Women's BasketbaH Men's Basketball Bison Hang Tough, But Streak Continue s Washington injury, foul trouble hamper solid effort By TONY ALBICOCCO Buffand Blue Staff (Ml) taralMHa JnapK I H ^ Baria M B laSLMon^ St. Maiy's Thiter Ends On Sour Note At this point, everything seemed to be going the Defensive breakdowns, foul Bison's way. However, Miller soon picked up her fourth foul, and momentum moved irrevocably to St Mary's trouble plague gutsy effort therein out The Bison interior defense—spotty all night long—collapsed while Miller's teammates suddenly went cold, showing signs of wearing out The Seagulls — sparked main^ by freshman Chanel Springs (17 points) — went on a 142 run in the In one of the most competitive Capital Athletic final 2:45 to put it away and take sole possession of first Conference games of the year, Gallaudet fell short of place. The conferenceleading scorer and rebounder, earning what would have been their finest moment of this upanddovra season Wednesday night in St Maiy's Miller, had a statistically stalwart evening, 33 points and City, Mar>dand. The 8675 defeat dropped the Bison, 12rebounds,but fell victim to one of the squad's most now 74 (u10 overall), into a threeway tie for second in troublesome enemies on the evening: foul trouble. She the conference and left the destiny of regularseason fouled out in the game's waning moments and also missed vital chunks of the action at the end of the open champions in the Seagulls' own hands. The game was highlighted by a valirnt come ing half and throughout the second. Johnson — who sparked a tantalizing come back on Gallaudet's part in the second half Alter coach Kitty Baldridge and her staff left the team, down 16, back in second half with Miller on the bench — and alone in their locker room, the Bison came out strong Nanette Virnig {2 points, 7 turnovers) also fouled out as and exhibited obvious determination. After momentarily the Bison racked up 25 fouls in a physical, hardfought losing momentum due to Ronda Jo MOler's foul trouble, matdi with the revengeminded Seagulls. Gallaudet beat Ronda Johnson (13 points) slowly, almost singlehand St Maiy's last month at the Field House, die Seagull's edly, began cutting the lead with about 12 minutes to go. first lost of the season. York College, Maiy Washington College and Then, with 8:04remainingand the score 6358 GaUaudet must now battle for the second seed while hop in St Mary'sfevor.Miller returned wift three fouls. After ing that St Mary's opens die door again on first place. a huge, offbalance threepointer 1^ Natalie Ludwig However, die difierence between the two and three/four (careerhigh 10 points) stunned the partisan Seagull seeds is tremendous, considering diat being number two crowd and brought Gallaudet wiAin one. Miller convert guarantees two home games in the conference tourna ed a tremendous threepoint play at 6:00,tyingthe game ment, v^ile diree and four get just one. at 65an. By ALEXANDER J. LONG Buff and Blue Stqjf Gallaudet poured their beating hearts out in what was a very respectable 8865 loss to a strong Marymount University team, who are currentiy in third place in the CAC with a 73 record. The Bison stayed winless in conference play, losing for the loth time and falling to 317 overall. Despite losing forward Marcus Washington to an ankle injury, they showed plenty of heart and fire. The Bison were on their game in the eariy stages in thefirsthalf when they had a threepoint lead at the ten minute mark of the first half. They would eventually fall behind by seven, 4639 at the half. In the second half, the Bison tried eveiything to stay in the game, but their shots would not fall, missing 20 out of 27 shots after shooting 51% in the second half Coach Jimmy DeStefano said, "TVe played well in the first half but in the second half our shots wouldn't go iu while they made shots. But again, it was their height that made the difference. We couldn't hold them. I was pleased with how they played overall and how we came out" DeStefano continues to rave about freshman guard Jeremias Valencia, who led the Bison with 24 points, 3 assists and 3 steals. Forward Henry Dorsqr had 10 but was in foul trouble, as was center Ben DeMario, who had just 7 points. Both eventually fouled out Guard Mike Smith had a nice game off the bench vnth 9 points. Said guard Jaimie Valencia," We are improving by different situations in eadi game." Washington suffered the injuiy eariy in the second half when he awkwardly landed on another {Oyer's foot His status for theremainderof the season is unknown. "We were there, sometimes we had the lead and it would be back and forth then a few minutes later in the second half I was out," said Washington. "I saw some good positives on our defense. We got a littie lazy at times but I know we never gave up and we wont until the season is over." On whether his season is over, he said," I hope to play on Senior Night" Senior Night — which honors die final regularseason home game played in their careers — is February 16, against York at 8 p.m. where seniors Washington, DeMario and center Chad Maigason play theirfinalhome game at the Field House. aLN>]F>(iM.»^CM:>Mi M M uM.jstCfeOn l-mmAa -K N;^UA FTITA oa* Mta Pta Cmrnm.!. I M 0^ HHw.t. uai ^n >ia W H 0 VMS.M. (^ NPMh.S, R.»«rtl Fn»7« l>~> fVKA ITPTA Olfe* • MM.A y-im n B» «^«« *^ ■7HS r 75 am** ■ ■ d i i a M » 4 t i ■nafea.MHn.Mta ■Md 9uHMy>M tMhnMKT •• *^ T^ t3 »• W >« y* y* S«" icfCA 03 »i*C »* »•* » 1M» •W»4tf» n%.m. ^m^ft m »« «5 >»« » m MMH> rx-rth oih JtaM rw