A Field Guide to the Mirrorworld
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A Field Guide to the Mirrorworld
A Field Guide to the Mirrorworld Beyond the mirror, you may feel like you’ve stepped into a fairy tale. But beware! Reality is always much worse. The purpose of this guide is to arm you with information that might protect you in your travels. But the Mirrorworld is a dark place, and nothing can guarantee safe passage. Good luck! Dragons: SAFE. Long since hunted to extinction, Dragons are merely a rumor in the Mirrorworld these days. These dangerous creatures once flew over the lands in search of prey, and built their nests from bones of previous meals (mostly humans). Dwarves: CAUTION! The Dwarf city of Terpevas may be 1200 years old, but it is bustling with today’s modern Dwarfish businessmen. Nothing pleases a dwarf more than successfully swindling a human. Dwarves are surprisingly strong for their size, so you must use silver chains to restrain them. Interesting fact: they are very proud of the legendary story of Snow White––the beautiful girl who left her royal human husband for a dwarf! Elves: SAFE. Tiny winged creatures, Elves can often be found flitting among wildflowers or spinning shimmery thread that makes lovely golden fabric. The sparkling dust left by Elves can cause deep sleep, filled with enchanting dreams. It is best to wipe it off your skin if you want to keep your wits about you (which is always a good idea in the Mirrorworld). Fairies: DANGER! Fairies are born, fullygrown, out of the water of a mysterious lake protected by vicious unicorns. The two most distinctive physical features of the Fairy are that they have six fingers on each hand (one for every curse) and no hearts in their chests. This makes them immortal, but it doesn’t mean they can’t fall in love. Residents of the Mirrorworld say that men who fall in love with Fairies lose their minds. It is best to keep your distance––Fairies can turn people into thistle or fish. Or stone. Must-Read Grimm Stories: The Fairy Tales collected and set down by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm are available in many versions. Go to Project Gutenburg at gutenburg.org to download entire collections, or browse the tales at Grimmstories.com. Here’s a short list of some of the tales that play a special part in Reckless. • Little Briar-Rose (Dornröschen)––More commonly known as “Sleeping Beauty.” • The Frog-King (Der Froschkönig)–– Also known as “The Frog Prince.” This is where Jacob’s golden ball comes from. • Little Snow White (Sneewittchen)–– the origin of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” • The Wishing-Table, the Gold-Ass, and the Cudgel in the Sack (Tischchendeckdich, Goldesel und Knüppel aus dem Sack) ––Some of Jacob’s treasures are featured in this tale. • Cinderella (Aschenputtel) ––Jacob Reckless found the slipper that the princess left behind. • Rapunzel ––The girl with incredibly useful hair. • Hansel and Grethel (Hänsel und Gretel) ––A forest, a gingerbread house, and a child–eating witch. • The Robber Bridegroom (Der Räuberbräutigam) ––The Grimm’s version of “Bluebeard.” • Thumbling (Daumesdick) ––Also known as “Little Thumb” or “Tom Thumb.” A tiny boy who (depending on the version) uses his small stature to play tricks on evil-doers and steal things. ~ page 1 ~ Giants: SAFE. Like dragons, giants have also been hunted to extinction, largely due to the efforts of past Emperors of Austry. Descendents of Giants (those who can prove direct ancestry) are always in demand as guards and mercenaries. Unfortunately, these Giantlings are known more for their brawn than their brains. Gingerbread House: DANGER! What better place for a child-eater to live? Smelling of honey and cinnamon, covered with candy and surrounded by poisonous plants, it’s the perfect trap for children. Once they pass through the gate, they can never leave. And inside the house is a very large oven. Gold-Ravens: CAUTION! Attracted by magic gold (like the kind that grows on trees), these crows whisper curses into the ears of passersby, and can drive people insane with their cawing. Beware! Goyl: DANGER! Fierce golden-eyed warriors armed with dangerous claws, the Goyl live in underground cities and have been hunted by humans for years. Recently, a new King and a new weapon have given them strength to fight back and emerge from the darkness. But they always prefer the shelter of rock between them and the sun. Goyl are raised by their mothers, fully-grown at age 10, and ready to fight in the army by 14. Their skin is made of stone, in a fantastic array of hues: malachite, onyx, bloodstone, jasper, moonstone, carnelian, and the rarest jade. The Goyl fear only one thing: the sea. Heinzel: CAUTION! In spite of their crabby dispositions, Heinzel can sometimes be found sitting on the shoulders of human companions who give them food and clothing, including tiny pairs of shoes. Hungry Forest: DANGER! Although it is no longer infested with child-eating witches, travelers will still find many dangerous creatures in this dark wood. Barkbiters, Mushroom-Wights, Trappers, and Crow-Men may be valuable for their skins, horns, or teeth, but it is far better to keep your distance. Visitors must also guard their ears against the hum of the will-o’-the-wisps, which will lead them off the path until they are hopelessly lost. Worst of all, the Tailor snip-snaps among the trees, looking for more human skin to complete his wardrobe. If you must pay a visit to the Hungry Forest, make it a short one! Lorelei: DANGER! The song of the Lorelei is very beautiful and very dangerous. It runs through men’s brains like honey-coated knives, luring them into the water, where the scaly creatures will devour them with their sharp teeth. Earplugs recommended. Ogres: DANGER! These bluish-skinned creatures are hungry for flesh (they prefer human over Goyl). Their caves are littered with leftovers, as you can tell by the smell. Stilts: CAUTION! Tiny thieves with wizened faces and spindly arms and legs, Stilts are mostly interested in stealing from the other residents of the Mirrorworld. But they are also known to viciously protect their territory. Their bites can cause a serious infection, so watch out! ~ page 2 ~ The Tailor: DANGER! The legends surrounding the Tailor are as old as the Hungry Forest itself. Only one thing is known for sure––he earned his name by cutting his clothes from human skin. The legends say his fingers are blades on one hand, and needles on the other. They also say bullets only make him stronger––and running does no good. Thumbling: SAFE. These small human-like creatures build their nests in hollow trees and hoard treasure stolen from unwitting victims. They breed snails for waneslime, and have pearls in their stomachs. Unicorns: DANGER! Who would guess that such beautiful animals could be so deadly? The legend says there is a secret way to safely walk past a herd of these vicious horned horses. If you don’t know the secret, the herd will charge and impale you in order to protect the land of the Fairies whom they serve. Waterman: CAUTION! The scaly skin of a Waterman is quite valuable, because a scale held under the tongue allows anyone to dive very deep and stay underwater for a long time. But ladies, watch out! Watermen drag female victims into underwater caves. They’ll feed you and bring you presents––but they will never let you leave. Witches: CAUTION! There are two kinds of witches in the Mirrorworld: healers and cannibals. Healers can stitch wounds and restore sight. They race to emergencies on flying brooms. Child-eaters live in gingerbread houses designed to lure their prey, sealed with poisonous spells. Approximately two years ago, the good witches declared war on the child-eaters and helped drive them out of the Hungry Forest. Witches’ spells are not as powerful as those of the Fairies, but they still make bad enemies. http://www.get-reckless.com ~ page 3 ~