the Halloween Shepherds Crown Event
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the Halloween Shepherds Crown Event
#ShepherdsCrown shepherdscrown_eventpack.indd 1 05/08/2015 17:34 Decoration Ideas There are so many Discworld themes you could try out – here are a few ideas based around Tiffany Aching and the Witches in general. Don’t forget to decorate inside the store and in the window! Classic Witch paraphernalia: • Broomstick – any traditional broom with a wooden handle and long bristles tied to the end would work well. • Witches hats – Black pointy hats are standard for a Discworld witch. Buy some from a fancy dress shop or make your own from black card. • Cauldron / kettle / teapot – every witch needs a good cup of strong tea now and then, but she won’t be seen with a fancy china teapot, it’s plain black iron, just like the kettle that hangs over the fire! • Shambles – make your own shambles from string and any random objects you have to hand. See the extract on pages 47-48 of Wintersmith for a description of one. Boffo Goods to ramp up the Witchy-ness: • Skulls are great to add atmosphere to any party! Add black candles to the top for extra spookiness… • Cobwebs work wonders – get a can to spray on (you can find them online) and add a few fake spiders too! • Crystal balls aren’t every witch’s cup of tea but some swear by them and they do look the business when you’re trying to impress. 4 shepherdscrown_eventpack.indd 5 The Shepherd’s Crown by Terry Pratchett #ShepherdsCrown 05/08/2015 17:35 Costume ideas Classic Witch: • Black hat (from fancy dress shop or online) • Black dress • Black boots • Black cape • Accessorise with broomstick, cat, and as much or as little occult jewellery as you wish Granny Weatherwax: As classic witch but no jewellery (she doesn’t hold with shoppin’) – add some hat pins and a stern expression instead. Nanny Ogg: As classic but add a huge grey cat draped over your shoulders, a pipe and a twinkle in your eye suggesting you’ve just heard a very dirty joke… Tiffany Aching: Swap your black dress for something softer – pale blue or green is good – but keep the big black boots, they’re essential. Tiffany has a silver necklace with a horse pendant and is often followed by a horde of Nac Mac Feegle… but that could be harder to recreate for yourself! Try pinning a bit of sheep’s wool to your cape or dress instead to remind you of the Chalk. Miss Treason: If you really want to go to town with the witch theme try Miss Treason – she’s very old, with long white hair. She’s blind but uses two ravens to see for her, they sit on a perch across her shoulders. She also wears a huge iron clock on her belt which ticks loudly like a heartbeat. And she walks with two sticks. See Wintersmith page 29 for a description and the cover for an illustration… 6 shepherdscrown_eventpack.indd 7 The Shepherd’s Crown by Terry Pratchett #ShepherdsCrown 05/08/2015 17:35 The Wee Free Men/Nac Mac Feegle: See The Wee Free Men page 81 for a description. Any or all of the following would work well: • Blue skin – can be tattooed • Red Hair – on face and head – often roughly plaited • Kilt (and waistcoat if you’re feeling chilly) • Sporran (or spog if we’re being accurate) • Weapons of the sword variety (just be careful not to actually hurt anyone!) Fairies/Elves: The fairies are Tiff ’s enemies in The Wee Free Men and they reappear in The Shepherd’s Crown. You can get really creative with a fairy costume and customise it to your heart’s desire. Here are some ideas: • Velvet and brocade • Ruffle shirts, tight britches, riding boots • Ball gowns • Tons of jewellery • Wild accessories like feathers • Glitter – anywhere and everywhere • Pointy ears! • Intricate hair styles and decorations • Crowns/tiaras • Wings Death: Always a fun one! Often seen accompanied by Binky, his white horse, and a tiny skeleton Rat of Death… Try the following for Death himself: • Black robes with large hood • Skeletal body (try a fancy dress shop or online for skeleton costumes) • Scythe • Hourglasses filled with the sands of time • Voice like the shutting of coffin lids 7 shepherdscrown_eventpack.indd 8 The Shepherd’s Crown by Terry Pratchett #ShepherdsCrown 05/08/2015 17:35 Being a witch is more than wearing a black pointy hat and knowing how to do a little magic. No, a witch knows things that other people don’t. A witch is another kind of person, someone that perhaps you should not anger. There are as many different witches on the Discworld® as you could imagine – and dealing with witches all together is like carrying a tray full of marbles . . . Yes → Of course! Are you nosy? A witch needs to notice everything. No → Well then, you can stop right here – life as a witch is not for you! All witches are nosy – it’s part of what being a witch is. Do people think you are bossy? Yes, if you mean they usually do what I tell them to. Mind, it mightn’t be No, I just get on with what needs doing, or give a bit of bossiness, it might just be the fear of a reckoning that gets them doing what I tells them, but someone has to decide what needs doing. advice when I go round the houses or talk to people. Do you believe that it’s important to look like a witch to get respect? Yes. People want their witch to look the part so I try to give ’em what they want to see, show ’em what they think should be there. Do you think a witch can do her work in a big, teeming city? Yes, the rocks No – a real witch beneath your feet can give a witch a lot of strength. needs a proper cottage (preferably in the woods) and a steading of her own. I don’t think I could work in a city. Do you believe a good singsong and a drop of scumble can help sort out many a problem? No, it’s not what you look like that matters, it’s what you’ve got inside – sometimes, in fact, it’s a good idea not to look like a witch unless you like swimming in ponds. Oh, yes, there’s nothing like the stamp of a boot on the floor, a toast and a song to hammer laughter into any problem. And when your guard is down, well, that’s when the secrets come out . . . Would you be comfortable helping a soul take the path through to the land of the Dead? Yes. A witch No. We all know it sometimes has to show a soul the Way. I know this path, have trod it often . . . Do you enjoy spending time helping animals as part of your work as a witch? Yes. Animals have souls No; a witch’s work might sometimes be necessary, but I’d rather leave that to other witches. I like my role to be more focused on the everyday. Do you find that using Boffo goods can give you confidence that people will listen to you? Oh, yes, I don’t have the natural No, of course not. Everyone evil witch look so a few warts and a false nose mean that I feel much more confident. Everyone listens to me then! You are most like . . . You are most like . . . MRS PROUST. ANNAGRAMMA HAWKIN. shepherdscrown_eventpack.indd 13 LETICE EARWIG. You are most like . . . GRANNY WEATHERWAX. just like people and I don’t see why a sheep or a pig struggling to give birth, for instance, is any different from a young woman doing the same. It’s all new life! Do you feel a strong connection to the land where you live? Yes, definitely. This No. Oh, I love to is my land and my duty. Surely that’s what being a witch is all about. listens to me when I speak anyway. A nice pointy hat is all I need! You are most like . . . No. Oh, I just think it’s better to listen to people – a drop of scumble only sorts ’em out for the evening! You are most like . . . You are most like . . . MISS TICK. NANNY OGG. 12 1 work on land that is familiar, but I could do my work anywhere really – anywhere there are animals needing my help. You are most like . . . TIFFANY ACHING. You are most like . . . PETULIA GRISTLE. is with people – they are the ones who come knocking at the door or sidle up wanting ‘a bit of a word’. Are you a strong believer in the power of herbal remedies? Yes. Absolutely. I No. Oh, I’m sure can’t imagine doing my work without knowing what to do with Forget-me-Lots and Ginny-ComeLately and all the other so useful herbs Nature provides. You are most like . . . MAGRAT GARLICK. they have their uses, but I’ve found simple things like teddy bears work just as well to make someone feel better! You are most like . . . LETITIA KEEPSAKE. 05/08/2015 17:35 You are a witch who loves to feel the buzz of a city around you. Vibrant, full of life and people, throbbing with energy, you can’t imagine being a witch anywhere else and would hate a traditional cottage in the woods. You also love the immediate respect you get when people recognize you for what you are – standing out in the city takes effort but everyone notices you. Tip: for maximum impact, work at developing a truly witchy voice that makes people think of pretty cottages and oven doors slamming! You simply love everything about training in the higher MagiK – all the little rituals, the spells, the fabulous arcane books. As long as you don’t have to be some kind of village witch, curing boils in return for a cup of tea in a grubby mug, then this life is for you. No one can sing a birthing chant as melodiously as you do, for instance. Deep down, sometimes, you aren’t quite so sure you are doing things right . . . but you’re certainly not going to let anyone else see that! You know you have power at your fingertips. That you are skilled at the Higher Magik. But it never hurts to make it clear to everybody else, and you glory in dressing in rich, deep black clothes, with plenty of silver accessories, charms, amulets and all the fabulous paraphernalia of the modern witch. With a good command of language, you also delight in writing books. Yes, you are a very clever witch, and you like everyone to recognize you as such. You are most like . . . You are most like . . . ANNAGRAMMA LETICE EARWIG. MRS PROUST. HAWKIN. You are most like . . . Being a witch is so much part of who you are it might as well be nailed to your backbone. You don’t want the world, just a small part of it, which you can keep safe, where you can guard the edges, and you feel a fierce responsibility towards those who ask you for help. Not one to push yourself forward – and definitely not liable to prance about with charms and occult books. No, magic is far more serious than that. And if there’s a real threat or attack, any incursion would have to get past you first. And that wouldn’t be easy. Whereas most witches would like nothing more than their own steading – a place to work where they can make their mark – you have itchy feet and like nothing more than hitching up a mule to a cart and heading out into the wide world, travelling and . . . noticing. You may also have a tendency to lecture at times, but have a definite interest in helping to nurture talent in younger witches and, after all, no one said that teachers have to be particularly nice. You like to be a witch who is also rooted firmly in everyday life – a big family, a man (or two), a good party now and then. But although people might think of you as a jolly soul with a big warm hug, there is a lot more to you than that. Behind the welcoming exterior is real power – power that makes you one of the strongest witches around. You sometimes feel as though you are still just a young witch, inexperienced, not quite sure what to do . . . but when it really matters, you seem to have an instinctive sense that draws power from what is around you – especially from your own land, your turf, your family . . . and then you can be simply AMAZING. You are most like . . . TIFFANY ACHING. NANNY OGG. You are most like . . . Happiest up to your knees in a bit of muck (with a good pair of wellies on!), you also like to show your witchy credentials with a bit of occult jewellery (even if you do get it caught on door handles sometimes). But your main focus, what you really like and are good at, is working with animals. Why should people get all the benefits of a witch’s skills? You just sometimes wish other witches valued your work as much as the animals do . . . You are most like . . . You are most like . . . MISS TICK. You love to float about in an ethereal way, especially outdoors, communing with nature and tending your herbs – you believe strongly in natural remedies – and you know that you are a good healer. A life that combines being a witch with being a wife and mother is a good, gentle way of following the Craft that totally suits you. But if anyone should threaten you or your land, well, they had better watch out, for you have inner strength that can surprise! PETULIA GRISTLE. You are most like . . . ‘Petulia had got it all worked out . . . she had rolled up her sleeves and made it happen, up to her knees in ‘oink’ if necessary’ I Shall Wear Midnight ‘She travels with an air of vague good-natured hopefulness. There are flowers in her hair, but they’re wilting slightly, just like her . . .’ Lords and Ladies A good friend to Tiffany Aching, Petulia combines being a witch with marriage to a pig farmer – and, in fact, specializes in treating pigs, with a particular talent for pig-boring. She always likes to think the best of everybody (which is worrying if the person she is trying to think nice thoughts about is you), and hates disagreements between witches. With years of experience of making the tea for Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax, Magrat is now semi-retired from witchery after marrying King Verence of Lancre and becoming a Queen. Yet when called upon, Magrat is ready to bestride the broomstick once again and gird up her loins (literally, in the armour of Queen Ynci) to defend her land. She’s a strong believer in the goodness of Nature, especially the value of herbs, and is keen to be a good role model to her young daughter who should see her mother as a working woman in her own right. You are most like . . . You don’t really believe you are anything special. Surely a few simple spells out of a book bought through the post don’t really count . . . do they? And why on earth should you be frightened if you see a ghost? It’s all rather confusing, since other people seem to think you could be a witch, whereas you thought witches had to be nasty evil creatures. You are most like . . . LETITIA KEEPSAKE. MAGRAT GARLICK. GRANNY WEATHERWAX. ‘When Mrs Proust gave orders they tended to be obeyed.’ I Shall Wear Midnight A city witch in the mean streets of Ankh-Morpork, Mrs Proust enjoys the respect she can command by looking exactly like a storybook evil witch. Her shop, indeed, is stuffed with the very accessories that can help a witch look exactly the way people expect them to look: fearsome and grotesque! But Mrs Proust herself needs no accessories and her powers are strong, helping her navigate the choppy waters of a city teeming with superstition and troublemakers. Likely to say: ‘Imagine how it feels to lie down on an ancient flagstone and feel the power of the rock buoying you up against the tug of the world? And it’s mine to use, all of it, every stone of it . . . I’m part of it.’ I Shall Wear Midnight ‘Annagramma could tell herself stories that she literally believed. And she could bounce back like a ball . . .’ Wintersmith With the aid of a bit of Boffo, Annagramma Hawkin is a young witch with her own steading. And that suits her fine, for Annagrama knows she is destined for Great Things, especially where the Higher MagiK is concerned (she’d rather leave the messy bits of birthing to a village midwife for instance, whilst she sets the calming runes and does the special chants). Likely to say: ‘We must distinguish the higher MagiK from the everyday sort . . . none of that mumbling in hedgerows for us.’ A Hat Full Of Sky ‘She didn’t just have rings on her fingers. Some fingers had sort of silver finger gloves, designed to look like claws. She gleamed like the night sky . . .’ A Hat Full Of Sky Letice Earwig – a force of nature – is a witch who believes in advertising her trade – occult jewellery, curse-nets, crystals, silver stars, black plumes, a hat so tall doorways have to be adapted and all the other trappings. Arrogant, bossy, hating to back down on anything, Mrs Earwig nevertheless has a core of steel and is highly resistant to any attempt to influence or manipulate her. Likely to say: ‘It’s pronounced Ah-wij!’ A Hat Full Of Sky ‘Everyone in the mountains had heard of Granny Weatherwax. If you didn’t have respect, she said, you didn’t have anything . . .’ A Hat Full Of Sky Everyone knows that witches don’t have leaders, but Granny Weatherwax is the best leader they don’t have, generally considered (including by herself) as the best witch on the Discworld. A witch through and through, stern and sharp-tongued, Granny doesn’t do nice – she does what is needed. And she believes in using hard work rather than magic wherever possible – though she isn’t averse to moving herself into the body of a bird or animal when she wants a different view of what is going on. Likely to say: ‘Do you know what a part of being a witch is? It’s making the choices that have to be made. The hard choices . . .’ A Hat Full Of Sky ‘She was generally thought of as a jolly old soul, but there was a lot more to the old woman. Nanny knew all the old dark, stuff – old magic, magic that didn’t need witches, magic that was built into people and the landscape.’ I Shall Wear Midnight ‘Oh, I wish I had a blackboard . . .’ Wintersmith A peripatetic witch who travels the country looking for girls with talent who might be trained in the craft, Miss Tick is a firm believer in Education as a Good Thing. She’s also highly skilled in the useful arts of untying knots and swimming underwater, since her work often brings her into contact with the superstitious. She also always has useful things in her pockets – often something like a small cheese, since you can’t do good magic without a decent snack. Likely to say: ‘If you trust in yourself and believe in your dreams and follow your star . . . you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.’ The Wee Free Men The matriarch of a huge family, fond of a drop or two of scumble, a bawdy joke and a good singsong – yet beneath the warm, comforting appearance, Nanny is a witch with huge natural ability and the willingness to stand strong and kick into touch any threats or enemies. If you need help with an affair of the heart, Nanny is your witch – she has been there, done it (worn out several husbands, some of which were even her own), and got the . . . commemorative cushion stitched by a doting daughter-in-law. Likely to say: ‘Human being first, witch second; hard to remember, easy to do.’ I Shall Wear Midnight ‘This land is in my bones . . .’ The Wee Free Men Born on the Chalk, a witch who gets her strength from her home turf, Tiffany is a hard worker who fears letting other people down. Proud of her skills, glad of the help she gets from the Nac Mac Feegle, Tiffany is a witch with immense natural power who can draw on the very elements to help her do what is needed. For if there is a problem to face, Tiffany will always walk towards the problem, accept the duty that comes with being the witch of the Chalk. Likely to say: ‘This is my problem. I will sort it out.’ I Shall Wear Midnight Likely to say: ‘Um . . .’ (unless talking to a pig) A Hat Full Of Sky ‘Girls of the princess persuasion don’t normally help out distressed headless ghosts by giving them a pumpkin to carry . . .’ – Tiffany Aching. I Shall Wear Midnight Letitia doesn’t really believe she is a witch. After all, surely everyone can wave a stick about and create a little magic, or would give a teddy bear to a sad phantom? Married to the Baron of the Chalk, Letitia is anxious to do a good job as a Baroness, visiting new babies and tenant farmers, painting watercolours, supporting her husband . . . but the witchy talent is within her, and with training Letitia could be formidable. Likely to say: ‘This is where I do my little bits of magic.’ I Shall Wear Midnight Likely to say: ‘That arm looks bad. Let’s get down to the kitchen and I’ll splint it . . .’ Lords and Ladies 13 shepherdscrown_eventpack.indd 14 05/08/2015 17:35 Colouring sheet Line art adapted from original illustrations by Paul Kidby 18 shepherdscrown_eventpack.indd 19 The Shepherd’s Crown by Terry Pratchett #ShepherdsCrown 05/08/2015 17:35 Colouring sheet Line art adapted from original illustrations by Paul Kidby 19 shepherdscrown_eventpack.indd 20 The Shepherd’s Crown by Terry Pratchett #ShepherdsCrown 05/08/2015 17:35 Colouring sheet Line art adapted from original illustrations by Paul Kidby 21 shepherdscrown_eventpack.indd 22 The Shepherd’s Crown by Terry Pratchett #ShepherdsCrown 05/08/2015 17:35 Colouring sheet Line art adapted from original illustrations by Paul Kidby 22 shepherdscrown_eventpack.indd 23 The Shepherd’s Crown by Terry Pratchett #ShepherdsCrown 05/08/2015 17:35