Senior 2008 Edition - York Suburban School District
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Senior 2008 Edition - York Suburban School District
The York Suburban High School Tribune SENIOR EDITION Vol. 49 Issue 6 June 2008 2 Staff Farewells June 2008 Friends, It may seem ridiculous that we’ve spent 15,120 hours in school over the past twelve years to get a piece of paper. If you ask me, it was worth it. While locked inside of these buildings, we’ve grown from innocent five- and six-year-olds to mature young adults, ready to make something of ourselves, with or without a plan. We have made friends, had important life experiences, developed skills, found hobbies, and even learned a little. Everyone probably has someone or something that he or she will miss. Personally, I’ll miss seeing people that I know every day in an environment that is so familiar to me. After sitting in this building for so many hours, it’s almost sad that we’re finally getting kicked out. However, I look forward to the new experiences that come my way, and I welcome them. If school has changed us into what we are now, college will really make us into what we want to be. At times, it may have felt like teachers and coaches were pulling out our teeth, but in the end we have all earned the right to say that we are high school graduates. Congratulations. Bizzy McIlnay, Co-Editor-in-Chief The senior staff as listed from left to right: Joey Merkle, opinion editor; Julie Jastrembski, staff writer; Bizzy McIlnay, co-editor-in-chief; Amanda Mulcahy, sports editor; Lauren Munchel, staff writer; Cory Andrews, staff writer; Olivia Frank, co-editorin-chief My fellow graduates, High school is over, though I hardly expect anyone, including myself, to accept it quite yet. It’s hard to accept because we’ve spent the past twelve years within the confinement of school. And now, as we walk to get our diploma and wave to our families, we will be reminded of how school helped us not only grow, but to flourish. School has enabled us to emerge into the so-called “real world.” We’ve learned an immense amount of lessons; some in the classroom, but the majority of them we’ve learned outside of the school walls. Being a student has prepared us for the new challenges now facing us. We must now take a new journey, one that doesn’t involve carrying an agenda or adhering to the three-finger rule when choosing a tank top. We must now look to ourselves for the strength and courage it takes to forge our own path in this world, a path that Suburban has attempted to guide us to. Though the closing remarks for everyone’s high school career are trite and often cheesy, I truly feel that every word is heartfelt. We all want to do well. We all want to succeed and be happy. Now it is up to us to take the next step. It has been my pleasure to grow up with a dynamic and genuine group of peers and I wish you all healthy and happy futures. Congratulations to the class of 2008, and I hope to see you all at the tenyear reunion! Good luck, Olivia Lynsay Frank, Co-Editor-in-Chief Superlatives June 2008 Best Personality Best Dressed 3 Best Laugh Tyler Crone Samantha Beard Taylor Katherman Jenna Tomevi Ryan Leitzel Hannah Smith Rob Spaulding Elania Robins Jocelyn Smith Zach Adams Elle Sanders Vinny Sepe Megan Warfel Alex Pomper Jenn Ratcliffe Cory Andrews Maggie Kehm Drew Deller Maggie Kehm Best Eyes Best Smile Friendliest Tyler Crone Elle Sanders Brendan Davis Elle Sanders Aaron Owens Elania Robins Jordan Middleton Natasha Krieg Zach Hartman Hannah Smith Quentin Allen Natasha Krieg Aaron Perelman Katie Diehl Brad Simon Carrie Lilley Best Athlete Cali Snell Austin Sexton Aaron Perelman Katelyn Schmittle Best Actor Best Musician Dan Johnson Anna Meerbach AJ Galiardi Jocelyn Smith Austin Sexton Katie Diehl Adam Roth Cali Snell Nate Wolfe Liz Scheib Graham Blyth Alyssa Lehman Aaron Perelman Katelyn Schmittle Casey McMillion Becky Filer Katherine Campbell Dan Ehrsam Emily Kranias Superlatives 4 Biggest Drama King and Queen Biggest Flirt June 2008 Biggest Bookworm AJ Galiardi Sara Kolb Austin Sexton Tristalyn Bixler-Kint Morgan Rehnberg Dana Mirsky Zach Adams Becky Filer Owen Dubbs Erin Jones Christian Ruff Kelly Posenau Drew Deller Erin Jones Scott Loesch Cali Snell Chris Packard Ereka Funkhouser Most Accident Prone Most Creative Most Talkative Ryan McFalls Kylie Keeney Mitchell Miller Karly Smith Drew Deller Becky Filer Mike King Danielle Depalma Zach Adams Sara Winand AJ Galiardi Daisy Badovinac Drew Deller Megan Ferguson Cory Andrews Ereka Funkhouser Alex Pomper Erin Jones Most Politically Incorrect Loudest Biggest Teacher’s Pet Scott Loesch Jenn Ratcliffe Drew Deller Kathleen Gubbels Joey Merkle Tristalyn Bixler-Kint Dan Whiteley Sara Kolb Brandon King Erin Jones Brad Simon Kylie Keeney AJ Galiardi Erin Jones AJ Galiardi Megan Warfel Nick Veron Becky Filer Superlatives June 2008 Most Painfully Honest Most Unique 5 Most Likey to Sleep Through Class Zach Adams Olivia Frank Graham Blyth Sara Winand Albert Garcia Jenn Ratcliffe AJ Galiardi Erin Jones Alex Pomper Jocelyn Smith Nick Mathieu Daisy Badovinac Rob Spaulding Daisy Badovinac Christian Ruff Zach Adams Maggie Kehm Matt Lane Taylor Staub Erin Jones Most Likey to Host a Talk Show Most Likely to Most Likely to Stick Their Nose in Rock Any Look Everything Alex Pomper Liz Scheib Zach Adams Maggie Kehm Adam Roth Becky Filer Drew Deller Jocelyn Smith Graham Blyth Karly Smith Nick Veron Jacie Gross Austin Sexton Cali Snell Alex Pomper Jocelyn Smith Drew Deller Cali Snell Most Likely to Most Likely to Most Likely to be Brighten Your Day Start an Argument on Facebook Brad Simon Brittany Siegel Dan Whiteley Erin Jones Cory Andrews Carrie Lilley Alex Pomper Elania Robins Bill Yin Cali Snell Nick Veron Becky Filer Brandon King Tristalyn Bixler-Kint Casey McMillion Liz Scheib AJ Galiardi Chelsey Reisinger Superlatives 6 Cutest Couple Couple That Should Have Been June 2008 Most Likely to Succeed Steve Rasovsky Elania Robins Adam Roth Aaron Perelman Steve Rasovsky Katie Johnescu Brendan Davis Hannah Smith Scott Loesch Zach Adams Taylor Katherman Kelly Posenau Sascha Frost Megan Warfel Ryan McFalls Christian Ruff Bill Yin Amanda McLaurin Best Driver Worst Driver Most Likely to Skip School Graham Blyth Brittany Siegel Ryan Lauer Liz Scheib Taylor Staub Erin Jones Mike Lehman Jenna Tomevi Zach Beamesderfer Becky Filer Travis Hoke Sara Kolb Taylor Katherman Megan Ferguson Zach Adams Danielle Depalma Mike Stough Karly Smith Most Changed Least Changed Funniest Patrick Carmody Sara Kolb Mike King Ereka Funkhouser Alex Pomper Jocelyn Smith Zach Adams Chelsey Reisinger Emily Kranias Morgan Rehnberg Allison Klinedinst Graham Blyth Liz Scheib Travis Hoke Katelyn Schmittle Ryan McFalls Erica Wolfe Drew Deller Megan Warfel Thumbs Up/ Down 7 Snow days Tailgating Prom and Post Prom Going away to college Senior Week SATs Late Entry Football games Vertigo Homework Boys in girl pants Thumbs up Senior lunch Mrs. Leik FAFSA June 2008 Financial Aid Best friends Senior Priviledges Research papers done early “Wonderful Garden” 7th period study hall Dodgeball Censorship Art classes No more standarized testing Detention Gay/ straight alliance Snow Mullets Graduation Waking up five minutes before school O.S.S. Music Dances Dane Cook Organic Chemistry and deadly chemicals No outside Mrs. Bedell . Humungous lockers I.S.S drinks in the AP Test hallways Sheetz Guidance secretaries College visits Volleyball Basketball games Mrs. Kim Sticky buns “Guitar Hero” College placement tests Dances ending at 10 Not making up snow days Lame bonfire Drama Graduating Galleria Graduation on turf Mohawks Mt. Rose Avenue for lunch Infinite Work Applying to colleges campus Parties Soccer team domination Scholarships Beating YC three times Senior skip day Fridays “Rock Band” The Laramie Project Warm weather Money the song Losing powderpuff Car accidents Money in general No hoods No backpacks Thinking Getting kicked out of the library 5th period band Blocked websites Nacho dippers Leaving high school friends Strict attendance Swimming in gym Essays Waking up No holes in jeans Paying for college Half-hour lunch The school’s thermostat Big agendas Responsibility Popped collars Crocs Integrals Icy roads Westboro Baptist Church “Churchies” Mr. Gable Field trips Wendy’s Senioritis Big New friends Sunglasses Gas Mrs. Kendrick Cool prices student No guidance express Applying for scholarships Senioritis Rules Expensive lunch Teachers retiring Thumbs down teachers Changing for gym Old DJ’s Seniors Fuzzy Crocs Global Warming Timeline 8 June 2008 Spice Girls break up Home Alone inspires pranksters Tristalyn Bixler-Kint improvises while singing the Star Spangled Banner Oregon Trail obsession begins Windbreakers Williamsburg trip New York trip Yo-Yos find homes in many pockets Hacky sacks Are You Afraid of the Dark? 1 2 Slime Time Live 3 Roller Sneakers and scooters gain popularity 4 5 Pokemon craze sweeps nation Tamagotchis take over “Iiiiin West Philadelphia born and raised...” The Macarena: 6 Oceanography trip 7 8 Students find that furbies never actually sleep September 11th tragedy instills fear in many Timeline June 2008 9 “Banger” enters YS’s vocabulary Swim team is state champ ...again Overuse of the phrase “that’s what she said” Uggs Jean skirts Bonfire’s absence saddens many Spandex becomes a part of any girl’s essential wardrobe The Laramie Project is protested, the play sells out “That’s awkward” 9 Crocs 10 11 12 Lots of teacher pregnancies Mean Girls My Humps Soulja boy dance craze Swim team wins states Swim team triumphs in states Kylie Keeney pees her pants from laughing during study hall Pirates of the Caribbean Sheetz rulez Superbad “08” is spelled with forks in the school’s front lawn http://www.sfondideldesktop.com/Images-Toon/Pokemon/Pokemon-0001/Pokemon-0001.jpg, http://www.collectiondx. com/gallery2/gallery/d/53480-3/GOLDEN_TAMAGOTCHI_rgb.jpg, http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/MeanGirls/lindsay. meangirls.pink_300x435.jpg, http://i2.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/e5/18/06e5_1.JPG, http://images.hasbro.com/common/images/ products/70800_imageMain400.jpg, http://www.jeffbots.com/furby.jpg, http://www.denverzoo.org/images/Fish_page_02.jpg, http://www.trailstobridges.com/store/ProdImages/hackeysackth.jpg, http://www.costumeworld.com/images/rockettes1.jpg, http://www.members.aol.com/g0lnn/cstrike/cannon.jpg, http://www.tvjab.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/ayaotdtitle.jpg, http://www.vodafone-collection.de/shop/pix/a/n/1145627180-15984.jpg, http://www.robotstorehk.com/gearboxes/images/ wheel-30.jpg, http://www.steeltec.com/images/sheetz-Altoona2.jpg, http://conflictblotter.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ black-eyed-peas.jpg, http://kensforce.com/potc06a.jpg, http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/speakers_wideweb__470x354,2. jpg, http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/speakers_wideweb__470x354,2.jpg, http://movies.nytimes.com/2007/08/17/movies/ 17supe.html 10 Pennsylvania Colleges Indiana University of PA Drew Deller Jacie Gross Lauren Robinson Rob Spaulding Hannah Smith Austin Sexton Brandon King Arcadia University Cory Andrews Kutztown University Sam Beard Erica Wolfe West Chester University Brittany Siegel Lauren Munchel Ashlee Shry Brad Simon Chestnut Hill College Olivia Frank The Art Institute - Philly Kathleen Gubbles Sara Kolb Clarion University Kylie Keeney Bucknell University Khang Nguyen University of Pittsburgh Danielle DePalma Ryan Leitzel Adam Roth Mike Vause Andrew Wade Zach Adams Pennsylvania College of Art and Design Mitch Miller Temple University Mike Drusedum Cali Snell Bizzy McIlnay Dan Ehrsam Tyler School of Art Karly Smith Penn State Main Campus Derik Benton Sascha Frost John Will Tristalyn Bixler-Kint Allison Klinedinst Katherine Campbell Penn Tech Brendan Davis Penn State Altoona Jennifer Ratcliffe Ryan Lauer Lycoming College Ryan Devens Penn State Erie Chelsey Reisinger Drexel University Sean Estes Hannah Liss Franklin & Marshall Chelsea Kauffman Shippensburg University Lauren Ferro Andrew Garcia Jordan Middleton Katie Diehl Patrick Carmody Elizabethtown College Mike King Anna Meerbach Juniata College Elaina Robins Penn State York Doug Brick Joe Chan Owen Dubbs Natasha Krieg Missy Veater Drew Williams Jordan Fahringer Scott Loesch HACC Andrea McDowell Bloomsburg University Alyssa Lehman Philadelphia University Jenna Tomevi Albright College Mandie Mulcahy York College Nick Veron Dickinson College Jocelyn Smith East Stroudsburg Univer. Dan Johnson Pitt - Bradford Aaron Owens Penn State Wilkes-Barre Kim Dahl Eastern University Amanda McLaurin Slippery Rock University Shane Tay Allegheny College Taylor Katherman June 2008 Out-of-State Colleges 11 June 2008 University of St. Andrews (Scotland) Dan Whiteley Marymount Manhattan College AJ Galiardi Stevens Institute of Technology Aaron Perelman North Central College (Illinois) Ereka Funkhouser The College of Wooster Maggie Kehm Purdue University Emily Kranias Mike Lehman West Virginia University Casey McMillion Erin Jones James Madison University Daisy Badovinac Brigham Young University (Utah) Quentin Allen Clemson University Harry Foster Florida International University Nathan Wolfe Hood College (Maryland) Sara Winand Sheffield Institute for the Recording Arts (Maryland) Zach Detwiler 12 Quotes “Yesterday, we combinded…” Mr. Temple “Well, it was no ‘High School Musical,’ but it was decent” Mr. Lajkowicz “I had WAY too much caffeine today!” Mrs. Bedell “Short teacher coming through” Mrs. Werkley “Put the brakes on for a second” Mr. Triggs “WOAH! Where did that chair go?” Ms. Schaeffer “Narrowation” Mr. Temple “Sit down you crazy, talkative people!” Mrs. Bedell “There’s going to be a little bit of kissing at this party…” Mr. Temple “I don’t make mistakes” Mr. Lajkowicz “I’m sorry, did I just sneeze on you?” Mrs. Brown “If you’re cold, it’s your fault” Mr. Anderson “It smells like axe” Mrs. Poalucci “It’s FRIDAY!” Ms. Schaeffer “Ok, gang” Mr. Frock “Until robots rule the world, probably about 15 years. I’ll be replaced by a robot” Mr. Gutekunst “I hate groundhogs, hate ‘em. I kill them whenever I see them” Mr. Guerin “We’re gonna get through this today” Mr. Triggs “MY dumb friend Bobby and I…” Mr. Triggs “Vaya, vaya, vaya” Sra. Valero “I can’t answer the question but I can draw seabirds” Mr. Gable “I don’t think fish sticks count as eating fish” Mr. Gable “Don’t do something stupid” Mr. VanHouwe “Struggle quietly” Mrs. Bedell “You better care all year, because if you don’t I’ll kill you” Mr. Laird “If I wanted mutes, I would have cast mutes” Mr. Lajkowicz “Wow, isn’t that cool guys?” Ms. Schaeffer “Everybody is here today, we should have a pop quiz” Mr. Kuhn “Du meine gute!” Frau “Drew that pen matches your femininity” Mr. Knowles “Aysmptopes” Mr. Temple “Lo and behold” Mr. Martin “Some people just shouldn’t wear spandex. It’s like stuffing [something] into a 3-pound bag” Mr. Gladfelter “Trumpets! What are you doing, having a séance back there?” Mr. Anderson “You could just buy yourself a pair of wranglers at tractor supply” Mr. Temple “I will drop kick you through the goal post of life” Mr. Guyer “Falcon it?” Mr. Temple “Rules for study hall: go to the library” Mr. Gutekunst “Washington led the Union in the battle of Gettysburg” Mr. Kerr “Jordan, shut up!” Mr. Gable “You shall not fondle yourself during school” Mr. Shiner “I wonder what we should do next *sniff sniff*” Mr. Gable “Rolleycoasters” Mrs. Vidra “His heart is only beating 95 times a minute. My heart rate goes to 95 when I see cheeseburger” Mr. Guerin “Once, when we went out to eat, I saw what looked like a 4-yr-old reach for his mother’s shirt declaring he was hungry. That… was… weird” Mr. Rumbaugh “Cute, cute, cute” Ms. Pranaitas “Young stunna, I love when you talk math to me” Mr. Gladfelter “Monies” -Mrs. Vidra “Buy our toilet paper because it won’t hurt your a** when you wipe” Mr. Toren “Know the difference between your holes in your graph and your asymp totes” Mr. Wickenheiser “I can’t believe you don’t know that! Come on people!” Mr. Idgunji “Mmmhmm! You just can’t deprive the smile of a child!” Ms. Pranaitis “Wait… Are you serious?” Ms. Shaeffer “This is by far the easiest test” Mr. Knowles “My wife’s having a baby ripped out of her abdomen tomorrow” Mr. Gable “This is a small, but nasty class” Mr. Gable “Eckha!*phlem*” Mrs. Paraskevakos “Essentially my loves” Mrs. Paraskevakos “Yeah son, that jump-off is mad straight OG” Mr. Toren “Don’t get arrested over the weekend” Mr. Idgunji “These people want to be satisfied so let’s do something satisfying” Mr. Beal “We’re gonna spend a lot of time in Hell over the next few weeks” Mrs. Kendrick “Every day is a holiday and every meal is a banquet” Mr. Gladfelter “Butternut squash” Mr. Idgunji “I will unlock your computers” –Ms. Schaeffer “Today in class, I’m going to teach” Mr. Peace “Your face is ugly” Mr. Temple “Either you’re gonna suffer, of you’re gonna die!” Mrs. Whipkey “Limits are easy. They’ll do anything you want them to.” Mr. Gable “Do you see it?” Mrs. Brown “Uhhh minimize” Magistra “You should not be allowed to fondle yourself in the hallway” Mr. Shiner “Graham! Thank your for never integrating!” Mr. Gable “Use the back door method” Mr. Frock “Cheat and do what I did” Mr. Laird “I want my children to walk the line” Mr. Gable “That would be a deer, Scott” Mr. Gutekunst “Two per table” Miss Kim “Class, where is “w” in the alphabet!?” Ms. Schaeffer “I drive around the block an extra time just to pollute the air” Mr. Triggs “Let me pull my van over” Mrs. Bedell June 2008 Andrew McDowell “Oh yes, the past can hurt. But, you can either run from it or, learn from it.” -Rafiki, from The Lion King Adam Roth “It’s gonna be history” –Shane Tay That’s what she said Quentin Allen “If you believe you’re legit, you are.” -Austin Pike “Do Work” Emily Kranias “Excuse me, sir?” Derik Benton “If you don’t know where to start, go back to da beginin!” Ereka Funkhouser “Stop! Stop! You queer fish!” –Razumihin Jocelyn Smith “Smile like you’ve got nothing to prove, no matter what you might do, there’s always someone out there cooler than you.” –Ben Folds Dan Johnson “Life is pain, anyone who says otherwise is selling something” -Westley (The Princess Bride) AJ Galardi “Never regret something which once made you smile.” Daisy Badovinac “Never give up on the good times. Livin’ it up is a good state of mind” Owen Dubbs –Spice Girls “I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed Sean Estes me a lot of money” “This was a triumph. I’m making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS” -Aperture science “YO WAT UP” –Scott Loesch Rob Spaulding “Chicka chika yea” –Melovin Aly Lehman “Your best friend always stickin’ up for you…even when I know you’re wrong” –Train (Drops of Jupiter) Sean Estes “Sit tight, but the revolution’s years away” –Thomas Kalnoky “Ok…fair enough” –Danielle Depalma Rob Spaulding “NICE!” –Mike Stough Andrew Wade “The funny thing about my back is…” –Superbad Drew Williams “Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does, can he swing from a web, no he can’t, cause he’s a pig, look out, he is a spider pig” –Homer Simpson Trystalyn Bixler-Kint “Everything happens for a reason” Doug Brick “Power thirst! You’ll feel like a fighter jet made of biceps!” -College humor Power Thirst commercial Allison Klinedinst “That outfit offends me!” –AJ Galardi Mandie Mulcahy “Just keep on smiling; nobody wants to see you happy.” Sara Winand “Look who’s hooked on phonics!” –Sawyer (Lost) Sascha Frost “Life is short. If you don’t stop and look around every once in a while, you might miss it” –Ferris Bueller Sara Winand “I’ve made a huge mistake” -Gob Bluth (Arrested Development) Casey McMillion “Doen’t mooch motter, joost ganna beee me und yooou at thiees paaaty” –Mr. Temple Alex Pomper “I feel like everything’s happening because it should.” –Nate Wolfe Jordan Middleton “Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing” -Theodore Roosevelt Aaron Perelman “Sorry my friend’s a little slow…” –Lloyd (Dumb and Dumber) Quentin Allen “Sometimes when you are a man, you will want to wear stretchy pants in your room—just for fun!” –Nacho Libre Chelsey Reisinger “People won’t remember what you said; they’ll remember how you made them feel” Alex Pomper “I lost it” –Graham Brad Simon “You can’t climb ‘til you’re ready to fall” –Ben Lee Kathleen Gubbels “We do what we want!” –Class of 2008 Khang Nguyen “…with Liberty and Justice for all, except for Bill Yin” –Everyone Austin Sexton “Oh, were just another group of social casualties” –John Mayer “Do you like cheese” –Austin Sexton Lauren Robinson “Eagles may soar but weasels don’t get stuck in jet engines” Nick Veron “Stick bus” Dana Mirsky “And there was much rejoicing” -Marty Python Cali Snell “Life’s tough get a helmet” –my daddy Kylie Keeny “Every situation, properly perceived, becomes an opportunity.” –Helen Schucman Andrew Wade “Hope you have the time of your life” –Green Day Harry Foster “I am not the greatest. I’m double the greatest. Not only do I knock them out, I pick the round.” –Muhammad Ali Aaron Owens “Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.” –Bruce Lee Dan Johnson “I’ve got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals” –Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid 13 Advice Aly Lehman: “Don’t get senioritis until at least the third marking period.” Casey McMillion: “Don’ try to argue with Mrs. Silva-Furjanic. Half sick days are the way to go. Don’t quit after senior research paper…just stop caring.” Harry Foster: “Join the swim team, relax and enjoy your four years. They go fast. Don’t worry about homework.” Andrew Wade:“Throughout everything you participate in, always make a conscious effort to achieve balance, because balance keeps everything alive.” Allison Klinedinst: “Don’t drive like an idiot, don’t stand in groups to block the hallways, take a class with Mr. Gable or Mr. Rumbaugh, don’t let your friends shove you into a senior locker and lock it.” Nick Carney: “Have fun, be a tutor.” Alex Pomper: “Don’t do homework, drive really fast, eat a lot, sleep in public places, pee outside, include teachers into your weekend plans, wear comically short shorts, ensure good Karma and never do what teachers say.” Mandie Mulcahy: “Plan ahead for senior week…in like November.” Unknown:“Don’t bring a snorkel to lunch – bad things happen.” AJ Galiardi: “Those who walk on the left get pummeled.” Karly Smith: “Beat the system. It can be done.” Danielle Depalma: “Spend as much time with your true friends as possible, because before you know it, senior year will be over.” Zach Detwiler: “Enjoy the four short years of high school because they go by so fast.” Bizzy McIlnay: “Open both doors.” Olivia Frank: “Walk on the right side of the hallway AND steps, open both doors, don’t sress yourselves out too much, and don’t forget to enjoy your life!” Cory Andrews: “Plan ahead for important things…like Senior Week.” Ben Southammakosane: “Don’t procrastinate.” Drew Williams: “Do not wait until the last day to do your research paper.” Ryan Devens: “Be smart. Make those right decisions. Keep your head up and straight and be easy. You know!” Sasha Frost: “If at first you don’t succeed…you fail.” Natasha Krieg: “Work hard, do your best, and know that you’re not alone in this world.” Zachary Adams: “Try not to be too upset when teachers compare you to the class of 2008.” Katherine Campbell: “Give people a chance. You’ll realize there are many more awesome people outside of your immediate circle of friends.” Brittany Siegel: “Don’t focus on the drama and petty things in high school – it goes by fast so enjoy it!” Max McCullum: “Do as much work as what makes you happy.” Lauren Robinson: “Don’t go to a doctor whose office plants are dying.” Dan Johnson: “Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.” (Robert Frost) Nick Veron: “Procrastination works, so long as you do it correctly.” Daisy Badovinac: “Play the game, don’t be played.” Tristalyn Bixler-Kint: “Love life or else love won’t let you love.” Kathleen Gubbels: “Use both doors there are two for a reason, don’t stop and talk in the middle of the hall and don’t act like you’re seniors when you’re not, your time will eventually come! But most of all enjoy your four years; they go fast so live them up!” Sam Beard: “Don’t stand in the middle of the hallway, act your grade. Stay away from drama its not worth it, live up your last years in high school they fly!” Brad Simon: “Don’t worry about the he-said, she-saids because it won’t matter in the end. So what if Sally cheated on Tommy. This information isn’t going to make you millions.” June 2008 Justin Crone: “It’s only gym class!” Shane Tay: “Mix the cheese and meat of your nacho dips before eating and if you bring candy or gum to school, hide it the best you can.” Hannah Smith:“Live it up while you can, because you can!” Chelsey Reisinger: “High school years are not the best years of your life so if things seem rough don’t worry because bigger and better things are yet to come. Be a good person, enjoy life, laugh a lot and reach out to one another.” Lauren Munchel: “Read a little and don’t take school to seriously.” Khang Nguyer: “Don’t apply Early Decision, you get Senioritis a lot sooner!” Aaron Redman: “Try hard now, so you have no regrets later.” Sara Winand: “Go! There are other worlds than these. Seriously, high school isn’t that horrible and most of your problems don’t matter. You’ll make it.” Owen Dubbs: “Don’t be cocky. Seniors are the best. Have respect!” Jacie Gross: “Respect the Seniors!” Ryan Barton: “The 12-minute-run-walk will help you run from the cops longer. Sara Kolb: “There are two doors for a reason, use them! Don’t talk crap on upperclassmen! Enjoy every moment of high school, it goes by very fast. Elle Sanders: “Don’t try to be something you’re not and respect the upperclassmen.” Erika Funkhouser: “Don’t do work, play video games.” Lauren Dalema: “Everyone goes through the same struggles but manages to pull through. There is always a way that something can be done.” Mike Drusedrom: “Take the athletic training internship with Mrs. Hont, it was the most fulfilling experience of my life. Sean Bestes: “Don’t be an idiot, but don’t stress about school so much. Rob Spaulding: “Don’t complain… man up and do something about it. It’s your high school career…don’t let it suck.” Kyle Stambough: “For future seniors: You’re only going to see the people around you for a few months; show your inhibitions the door. Odds are, you won’t see most of your classmates again after graduation, so who cares?” Ryan Lauer: “It may be cliché but high school goes by faster than you think, so live it up.” Mike Stough: “Party like a rockstar! Brandon King: “Just have fun!” Elaina Robins: “Don’t stress, it’s not worth it and it will all work out in the end.” Emily Kranias: “Better days ahead.” Austin Sexton: “If you don’t want to go to another Suburban in College, don’t go to IUP.” Scott Loesch: “Stop trying to act tough and cocky.” Derik Berton: “If you want to chill with upper classmen, grow a beard and shave your head. It works every time.” Andrea McDowell: “Freshmen always focus on your work. If you think the year is long just lie to yourself and say it is not.” Kylie Keeny: “Take electives you senior year and try not to procrastinate too much. Cali Snell: “Be true to yourselves; don’t care much about what people think about you! Friends come and go…make choices you will be happy with in the long run. Be a leader not a follower.” Kim Dahl: “Make the best of you senior year. Before you know it everything will fast be memories.” Joseph Chan: “Don’t fail in life.” Dana Mirshy: “Read. A lot.” Drew Deller: “Don’t work too hard, never miss a night out, friends come before school.” Doug Brick: “Give teachers food, they’ll eat out of the palm of your hand.” 14 Zachary Adams Jenn Ratcliffe 1-12 Mrs. (A) Tapp 10 Katie Johnescu 12 Owen Dubbs Trista Bixler-Kint 5 Hannah Smith 7 Elle Sanders 6-8 Quentin Allen Miss Mabe 10 Mrs. Kim 9-12 Lauren Ferro Vinnie DeCarles 4 Aaron Owens 5 Jordan Fahringer 9 Andrew Wade 9-12 Bizzy McIlnay 12 Daisy Badovinac Zach Hartman K-8 Ben Arnold 2-3 Vinnie DeCarles 2-5 Travis Hoke 6-12 Dan Williamson 8-12 Sam Beard Travis Hoke 3-5 Mike Lehman 3-5 Zach Hartman 5-9 Vinnie DeCarles 6-9 Dan Williamson 12 Aaron Perelman 11-12 Derik Benton Erin Jones 5 Megan Ferguson 12 Tristalyn Bixler-Kint Aaron Owens 1 Taylor Katherman 5 Zach Hartman 6-7 Vinnie DeCarles 8 Adam Roth 8, 11-12 Joey Merkle 11-12 Aaron Perelman 11-12 Nick Carney Trista Bixler-Kint 7-8 Elle Sanders 9-10 Joseph Chan Anna Meerbach 7 Emily Kranias 10 Aly Lehman 11 Elizabeth McIlnay 11-12 Justin Crone Mrs. Eshenour 11 Adrienne Hedge 11-12 Kim Dahl Brendan Davis 6-10 Owen Dubbs 11-12 Jake Hostler 11 Nick Mathieu 12 Matt Lane 12 Brendan Davis Hannah Smith 2-5, 7-12 Brittany Siegel 2-5 Jenn Ratcliffe 6 Megan Ferguson 7 Trista Bixler-Kint 10 Drew Deller Elle Sanders K-5 Brittany Siegel 5 Megan Ferguson 6 Sara Kolb 6-12 Liz Scheib 6-8 Karly Smith 6-12 Daisy Badovinac 11-12 Ms. Schaeffer 12 Danielle Depalma Joey Merkle 1 Taylor Katherman 5 John Will 8 Brandon King 8 Nick Mathieu 7-8 Aaron Perelman 6, 12 Austin Sexton 11-12 Ryan Devens Sara Kolb 7-8 Carrie Lilley 9 Sam Beard 10-11 Ms. Schaeffer 12 Mike Drusedum Elizabeth Winters 9-12 Cate McCullum 9-12 Miss Mabe 10 Crushes <3 Harry Foster Brittany Siegel 6-8 Frau Falatovich 9-12 Hannah Smith 9 Erin Jones 10 Karly Smith 11 Elle Sanders 12 Olivia Frank Adam Roth 2 Aaron Owens 5 Matt Lane 6 Dan Whiteley 10 Anthony Perriello 11-forever Ereka Funkhouser Dana Mirsky 7-12 Kirstin Fratzer 7-12 Stephanie Shoff 11 Laurie Jellison 12 Emily Kranias 12 Kari Zepernick 11-12 Katherine Campbell 3-12 AJ Galiardi Katelyn Schmittle 5 Kylie Keeney 8 Katie Diehl 8 Jocelyn Smith 9-10 Scott Loesch 12 Mrs. Leik 9-12 Jacie Gross Derik Benton 3-5 Vinne DeCarles 6-12 Brendan Davis 8-9 Zach Hartman 9-12 Kathleen Gubbles Travis Hoke 7 Joey Merkle 7, 9 Vinnie DeCarles 8-9 Tyler Crone 10 Tyler Knaub 10 Dan Williamson 12 Nick Carney 12 Aaron Perelman 11-12 Dan Johnson Liz Klinger 1 Karly Smith 2-3 Jenn Ratcliffe 4-5 Hannah Smith 6-7 Alex Viser 8 Cali Snell 9-10 Karly Smith 11 Jocelyn Smith 12 Elizabeth Winters 11-12 Erin Jones Vinnie DeCarles 6 Brendan Davis 6 Travis Hoke 7 Adam Roth 8 Mr. Rumbaugh 9 Harry Foster 10-12 Dan Williamson Forever Kylie Keeny Cory Andrews 8 Mike Drusedum 9-10 Taylor Katherman 11 Mr. Triggs 11 Brandon King Hannah Smith 6-12 Brittany Siegel 6 Danielle Depalma 8 Mrs. Stayman 9-12 Mike King Katie Deihl 7 Alex Viser 8 June 2008 Cali Snell 9 Emily Kranias 10 Kylie Keeny 11 Katelyn Schmittle 12 Zach Hartman 10-11 Adam Roth 11 Vinnie DeCarles 11 Michael Drusedum 10-12 Sara Kolb Ben Arnold 4-6 Vinnie DeCarles 4-6 Tyler Knaub 6 Drew Deller 6-12 Ryan Devens 7-8 Tyler Crone 10-11 Asa Smith 12 Khang Nguyen Megan Kindig 9-10 Miss Mabe 10 Katelyn Schmittle 11 Candace Campbell 9-12 Emma Watson 9-12 Emily Kranias Nate Wolfe 3 Vinnie DeCarles 6 Joey Merkle 7, 10 Dan Johnson 10 Dan Williamson 5-12 Natasha Krieg Talyor Katherman K-2 John Will 2 Mike Drusedum 3 Vinnie DeCarles 6 Ryan Lauer Brittany Siegel 6-12 Aly Lehman 10-12 Mrs. Kim 9-12 Aly Lehman Joe Chan 10 Chris Gumke 10 Casey McMillion 10 Dan Johnson 11 Chris Manning 11-12 Ryan Leitzel Hannah Smith K-7 Erin Jones 7-9 Jenn Ratcliffe 9 Carrie Lilley Mr. Plunkert 7 Brent Pryor 10-12 Scott Loesh Brittany Emig 11 Mrs. Stayman 11-12 Tanya Lehman 11-12 Jenn Ratcliffe 12 Max McCullum Alex Viser 9-12 Carrie Morris 9-12 Jan Coyle 9-12 Anna Meerbach 8-12 Jess Wolfe 12 Erin Jones 9-12 Casey McMillion Ms. Schaeffer 12 Elizabeth McIlnay Tyler Smith 2 Khang Nguyen 7 Aaron Owens 9 Colin Newcomer 10 Lauren Ferro 12 Joe Chan 11-12 Joey Merkle Elle Sanders 7-11 Trista Bixler-Kint 10-11 Kathleen Gubbles 11 Sam Beard 9-10 Miss Mabe 10 Casey George 12 Katie Johnescu 12 Jordan Middleton Sam Beard 7 Jenn Ratcliffe 8 Upperclasswomen 9 Miss Mabe 10 Elle Sanders 11 Anticipation of college women 12 Dana Mirsky Erica Funkhouser 7-12 Lauren Munchel John Will 9 Aaron Owens Samantha Beard 3 Chelsey Reisinger 10 Liz Scheib 12 Patty Fontanazza 11 Jacie Gross 12 Aaron Perelman Danielle Depalma 6 Hannah Smith 7 Cali Snell 8-12 Brittany Siegel 10-12 Erica Wolfe 11-12 Sam Beard 12 Alex Pomper Graham Blyth 9-divorce Frau Falatovich 9-12 Unknown Girl 12 Mrs. Knowles 12 Megan Ferguson 11-12 Jocelyn Smith 9-11 Jenn Ratcliffe John Will 7 Zach Hartman 8 Vinnie DeCarles 8 Aaron Perelman 9 Taylor Katherman 10 Leitzel Baby 11 Mike Stough 12 Chelsey Reisinger Mr. Plunkert 7 Mr. Triggs 11 Mr. Kerr 12 Elaina Robins Mr. Plunkert 7 Alex Pomper 8-9 Joey Merkle 9 Daniel Day-Lewis 10 Barney Peace 11-Forever Steve Rasovsky 10-Forever Adam Roth Cate McCullum K-12 Brittany Siegel 3-11 Sam Bear 8-10 Cali Snell 9-11 Mrs. Kim 9-12 Elle Sanders Travis Hoke 6, 12 Taylor Katherman 7, 10 Joey Merkle 8 Derik Benton 11-12 Vinnie DeCarles 8-9 Aaron Perelman 12 Dan Johnson 12 Austin Sexton Jenn Ratcliffe 7 Cali Snell 8 Sara Kolb 9 Elle Sanders 10 Cali Snell 11 Karly Smith 11 Danielle Depalma 12 Kathleen Gubbles 12 Ashlee Shry Aaron Perelman 7-10 Alex Pomper 11 Rob Spaulding 12 Brad Simon Liz Klinger 1 Karly Smith 6 Kylie Keeney 8 Kai Washington 8-10 Elle Sanger 10 Jocelyn Smith 6-11 Mrs. Leik 9-Forever Karly Smith Adam Roth 6 Vinnie DeCarles 7 Dan Williamson 8 Asa Smith 10 Ryan Lietzel 11 Austin Sexton 11 Dan Johnson 11 Hannah Smith Aaron Owens 2-5 Zach Hartman 4-5 Brandon King 6-12 Mike Drusedum 7-9 Tyler Crone 11 Brendan Davis 8-12 Jocelyn Smith Brad Simon 6-11 Mitch Miller 6-7 Rob Spaulding 7 Zach Adams 7 Alex Pomper 8-10, 12 Cali Snell Vinnie DeCarles 7 Taylor Katherman 8 Alex Pomper 9 Aaron Perelman 9, 12 Adam Roth 10 Mike Vause 11 Dan Williamson 11 Mike Stough 12 Dan Johnson 12 Rob Spaulding Megan Ferguson 2-5 Brittany Siegel 6, 10 Jocelyn Smith 7 Trista Bixler-Kint 8 Elle Sanders 9 Sam Beard 11 Mrs. Kim 9-12 Kyle Stambaugh Erica Wolfe 11-12 Aly Lehman 12 Brittany Siegel 7-12 Emily Kranias 11-12 Mike Stough Kathleen Gubbles 9 Mrs. Sweetheart 9-12 Cali Snell 9 Jenn Ratcliffe 10-11 Everyone 12 Shane Tay Mrs. Kim 9-12 Cate McCullum 9-12 Miss Richardson 5 Nick Veron Lauren Robinson 9-10 Megan Warfel 12 Sara Winand 12 Andrew Wade Lauren Ferro 9-Always Patty Fontanazza 10 Hannah Smith 8 Megan Warfel 6-8 Liz Wallace 6-8 Elaina Robins 8-9 John Will Jacie Gross 2 Megan Ferguson 6 Jenn Ratcliffe 7 Drew Williams Ms. Gibson-Smith 11 Mrs. Kim 11 Mrs. Reihart (Sweetheart) 11 Kasey Leland 12 Sara Winand Quentin Allen 7-9 Andrew Packard 9 Ryan McFalls 9-10 Gerard Way 12-Forever 15 Wills I, Aly Lehman, will a life to Dina Marros because all the real Greeks of YS are gone (JK). I, Casey McMillion, will my name, my game and all the same to the Sefton Eisenhart III because he a true G. I, Harry Foster, will my amazing swimming ability to Kevin Marsteller because he wants to be great like me. I, Andrew Wade, will my leadership positions and 1 mile and 2 mile wins to Jake Jones, Jeremy Saur, Nick “Paco” Schrading because you guys need to hold down the team and keep the distance traditions alive. I, Allison Klinedinst, will the title of Senior to Jen Kindig because I won’t need it anymore. I, Nick Carney, will my great looks and sick soccer skills/basketball skills to Kevin Donhue. I, Alex Pomper, will whatever parts fall off my car, my laid-back life style and Pugsley’s college fund to Ben Emschweiler, Madeline Manbeck, Amalia Karabis and Pat Meyers because Pugsley doesn’t need to go to college. He’s a dog. I, Katelyn Schmittle, will the I like to move it dance to The Girls’ Swim Team because they are amazing. I, Aaron Owens, will a box to stand on to Missy Grey because she is mad short. I, AJ Galiardi, will my humor and supreme knowledge of ebonics to Gregory and Julie Riese because das how I ROLL! I, Karly Smith, will my tightness with Forney to Laura Lutz because you’ll need it and she’s awesome. I, Danielle DePalma, will Drew Deller to Britt Vaught because I take up way too much of his time, let’s be honest. I, Olivia Frank, will Glendale Road to Kassandra Lightner because you’re the queen bee of the street now. I, Cory Andrews, will my amazing tennis skills to Katie Woodbury because the girls’ team is going to need it. I, Ben Southammokasane, will Scott Loech to Lauer’s sister because it’s funny. I, Drew Williams, will my heart, soul, and mind to Kasey Leland because she is all that I need in this world. I, Ryan Devens, will my receiver hands to Jeremy Torres because he doesn’t want to be a lineman . . . HANDS! I, Sascha Frost, will my Guitar Hero skills to Vinny Sepe because he has a mild case of dyslexia. I, Natasha Krieg, will the most amazing senior year and lunch privi- leges to my girls at the lunch table. I, Zach Adams, will being President of NAHS to Laura Lutz. I, Carrie Lilley, will my pencil sharpener- - for all of eternity to Laura Perina. I, Bizzy McIlnay, will the ability to put up with Donna to Katie Woodbury. I, Scott Loech, will my mad big muscles to Tyler Fahringer because he’s extremely “weak”. I, Erin Jones, will my bedroom to Avery Jones, Pavle Badovinac, Evan Hoke, and Kyle Arnold because they’ll need an extra bed to sleep in while I’m gone. I, Adam Roth, will mad diapers to Robert Michael James Winters III because I definitely made him pee his pants whether he admits it or not. I, Katherine Campbell, will my epic pep-talk skills to Anjali Patel because she’ll need it next year. I, Lauren Ferro, will a 2nd violin seat to Jennifer Lam because 2nd’s kick mad butt. I, Brittany Siegel, will my shower in the locker room to Lauren Schmittle because it’s her turn and I love her! I, Max McCullum, will my passion for education and my love of the Spanish language to my sister. I, Kyle Stambaugh, will my height to Matt Petersen because I hope it will make up for his personality. I, Rob Spaulding, will the Presidency of the Math Club to Lil’ Jake because it is time for him to become a man. I, Lauren Dalemar, will stress-free grades and fun in Latin class to my Jane’s because they’ll probably need it… I, Tristalyn Bixler-Kint, will my super sweet math skills to Wickam because he knows he needs them for next year. I, Ashlee Shry, will a train set to Madelene Manbeck. I, Kathleen Gubbels, will my snappy good comebacks to Claire because she has lame ones and I love her! I, Sam Beard, will a great field hockey season and the best last two years of high school to Cate McCullum and Carrie Morris because they are the best underclassmen and I love them. June 2008 I, Brad Simon, will my love of Student Council and all my campaign posters to all election losers because we all lose sometimes (some more than others). I, Drew Deller, will Bret Deller, Jack McGowan and Maura McGowan good Sunday night dinners without me. I, Sara Winand, will my fashion sense and my snowboard to Hannah Winand because you already stole them. I, Sara Kolb, will my comforter, sally, and my love to Claire Viehman because I love her and she is my best friend and little sister. I, Ryan Barton, will the Sable to Matthew Barton because I’m keeping the Yukon. I, Owen Dubbs, will my tan to Jordan Fahringer because he’s white! I, Mike Drusedum, will my soccer and pole vaulting skills to Kevin Donahue because they will make him more of a man. I, Joey Merkle, will my jump shot to Big Ron Thompson because he’s gotta have it. I, Mike King, will my hands are my grace to Tyler Baker. I, Aaron Perelmen, will a life to Derek Shirey because honestly he needs one. I, Chelsey Reisinger, will my love of Coach dog collars and Tiffany engagement rings to Lauren Munchel. I, Brendan Davis, will my Modded Xbox controller, Shampoo to Evan Hoke because he’s a greaseball. I, Shane Tay, will the Tay legacy to Emily Tay because it’s time for the baby of the family to step up. I, Justin Crone, will my mocs and tight pants to Eric Gross because he has to continue the legacy. I, John Will, will an almost accident free driving record to Kyle Will. I, Quentin Allen, will “The Razor” to Chris Winters because he needs a cool nickname/motivation and I expect him to inflict many people with razor burn. I, Doug Brick, will Powerthirst to the cross country team because they will run as fast as Kenyons, against actual Kenyans, and tie with Kenyons, and get departed back to Kenya. I, Dana Mirsky, will clarinet and sax love to the clarinet and sax sections because they need to get along. I, Lauren Robinson, will my bookshelf to Sophie Blakey because we read the same books. I, Jocelyn Smith, will amazing Ben Folds music and acting skills to Cody Bluett because he is my sunshine. I, Dan Johnson, will everything and anything I have accomplished here to David Johnson, Matt Ruth, Jake Hostiler, Richardo Plummer, Stan Williams and Chris Winters because they deserve it. I, Nick Veron, will wow account to my brother John Veron because he never got to fly a dragon. I, Jenn Ratcliffe, will my regal disposition to Andrew Wattersdorf. I, Ryan Lauer, will my mad golf skills to Beverly Pike because she can’t deny I am better. I, Mike Stough, will Kellie Stough to have a great high school career. I, Brandon King, will great studying skills to Cristina Valero. I, Jordan Middleton, will whatever anyone wants whenever to whoever wants it. I, Missy Veater, will subordination and subservience to the freshman because the seniors get it all. I, Elaina Robins, will my inherent enthusiasm to people like Liz Wallace because well gosh darn it, you need it. I, Christopher Manning, will my Counter-Strike abilities to Ian Kruper. I, Kylie Keeney, will good times, good laughs, and good friends to Cristina Valero and Brittany Vaught because they’re finally . . . SENIORS! I, Kim Dahl, will my math skills to Jake Hostler because no one else can rock them. I, Emily Kranias, will chocolate covered espresso beans, memorable remaining years of high school and the reggie dance to Derrik Bob, Shadow Peterson, and the mellophones because life is just too serious. I, Lauren Munchel, will amazing high school careers to John Munchel and Erin Weaver. I, Andrea McDowell, will Katie Woodbury the power to give the fresh man a hard time during tennis season because Katie rocks the courts! I, Cali Snell, will Jakie my height because I love him! I, Derik Benton, will my soccer skills, shoes and position to Paul Badovinac because he is my young prospect. I, Austin Sexton, will the basketball team my guitar hero skills. We will miss... 16 June 2008 We, as seniors, will miss the awesome office secretaries that take care of everything we take for granted, and everyone will miss Mrs. Leik after she retires. We will miss going to senior lunch with the same people every day. We already miss those delicious slushies which are available in the cafeteria because of senior lunch, but once that opportunity is gone we will miss them even more. We will miss Mr. Gutekunst’s dance parties in the middle of class. We will miss Nurse Ruby and her healing abilities. Although we didn’t like to hear it at the time, we will miss hearing Mrs. Kim say “no talking in the library” every day. We will miss Mrs. Reihart and her wonderful mints. No day in college will be as bright without one of Mrs. Reihart’s stories. We will miss Mr. Beach’s high fives a lot. They are awesome. The Tribune Staff The Tribune is published by the students of the York Suburban High School. The newspaper, which is designed as an open forum, serves to inform and entertain as well as to train students interested in journalism. Letters to the editor are enouraged and should be directed to Mrs. Bedell. The Senior Edition of the Tribune, compiled by the senior members of the staff, reflects the results of surveys submitted by members of the senior class Staff Members: Bizzy McIlnay, Olivia Frank, Mandie Mulcahy, Joey Merkle, Cory Andrews, Lauren Munchel, Julie Jastrembski, Amy Myers, Casey George, Dahlia Bushwick, Maria Stayer, Leah Karchnak, Cassy Gray, Mrs. Bedell