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T H E W E E K L y V I N E Summer 2014 C A M P K U D Z U AU G U ST 9 , 2 014 VOLUME 1, ISSUE 1 Glucose tabs...zip lines...singing...new friends...color wars...what do all of these things have in common? Camp Kudzu of course! This week at camp, not only did everyone have fun and learn how to better manage their diabetes, but new friendships were made. One of the best ways to form a bond is through teamwork, which is exactly what it takes in order to write a newspaper. Throughout this week’s issue of The Weekly Vine, you will laugh like you have never laughed before as you get to see a glimpse how Camp Kudzu has changed the lives of so many campers while helping to form lifelong bonds. An Improv Story By: Cabin 16 One wonderful day, there was a camp called Camp Kudzu. At Camp Kudzu, there are many fun people and exciting activities to do. There are also so many fun things to do! You can do arts and crafts, newspaper, and so much more! The lake is my favorite, especially the iceberg. You can go tubing and write fascinating stories at newspaper. You can make a lot of friends, unless you smell bad, then you should shower. Then you can make friends and do really fun things. Afterwards, you can eat lunch. Then you can sing along to the music in the mess hall. The campers get along well with each other. They have a lot of fun and make new memories with each other. CAMP KUDZU AUGUST PAGE 2 Evening Programs Sunday: Activities preview Monday: Carnival Tuesday: Color Wars Wednesday: CIT Extravaganza Thursday: What Should We Really Call It? By: Cabin 58 Glucose tabs → sugar circles Mastasol → sticky fingers Friday: Lancet → skin stabber Alcohol swabs → sanitizing squares Superheroes themed Music Party Strips → blood suckers Eno → human cocoon Pump → mini pancreas Shrinky-Dinks → magic paper Pool Party Camp Trends Blob → camper launcher Omega → wedgie maker Name tags → stalker tags By: Cabin 57 Singing/dancing → camp rave Teen village hill → thunder thigh mountain Nike Shorts Camel backs Chacos Bro tanks Nike Elite (socks) Racerbacks Kavu Awkward tan lines Name tags Enos Messy buns Tie-dye Friendship bracelets Guy Harvey shirts Chubbies Aviators DIABETES!! Glucose gel → liquid gag CGM → life alert Friendship bracelet → arm candy The Granny Virus Attention!!!!!! Cabin 17 has Golf cart → low rider Fan → air tornado Deodorant → stank sucker-upper Struggle Bus → cabin 58 By: Gigi and Peyton from Cabin 18 been infected with the granny virus. This is very serious and is very contagious. So, please stay alert, if cabin 17 pinches both of your cheeks, then immediately you will become an old person. We are not sure if there is a cure or not but be on the lookout if you don’t want to become an old person for however long it may last. Scientist Suzy Loo and her partner Wizzlewhit Dust are nowhere close to finding a cure. The number of chances that you might get it are every 1 out of 5 people will be attacked by the virus. Be on the lookout for any suspicious activity or people with canes. Have a great kudzu day! PAGE 3 Meet the Kudzu Staff! Shawn Spencer Did You Know? One gallon of insulin costs $144,000 By: Cabin 18 Click Is the camp ph otographer and loves his jo b! Is not dia betic but has w orn an Omnipod fo r 3 days Has bee n coming to ca mp for the past 8 ye ars and has attended 21 se ssions Came to camp because his sister-in-law asked him to Got his n ame because his brother-in-law w as given the name “Flash ” by a teenage boys’ cabin 7 years ago whe n he asked them why he d idn’t get a nickname Lives in Atlanta etic Is not diab lucose tab is Favorite g orange support and Comes to help camp for Kudzu Plays music olin player Is a Mand to camp for 5 Has been en to 8 years and has be session Jordana Heaven Is not diabetic Has inserted a pump site Is a fantastic clinician Has been coming to camp for 15 years, since the very Tori Alterman haretta Is from Alp i, or Medical Clin Is an MCIT cian in Training s ecause she love Comes b lso gets camp, but she a coming school credit for betic Is not dia r is lucose tab flavo Favorite g fruit punch beginning of Kudzu! Loves arts and crafts Favorite glucose tab is raspberry Mike Riddle Was diagn osed whe n he was 1 has been 8 and living with diabetes fo years! r 49 Favo rite glucose tab flavor Has b is lemon een comin g to camp Work for 7 years s in woodw orking Com es to cam p because work and he wants to have fun w it h diabetics other PAGE CAMP KUDZU AUGUST 9, 2014 VOLUME Am I a Wombat?? 1, ISSUE 4 1 By: Cabin 55 Do you know what a wombat is? A wombat is a medium-sized, furry marsupial that weighs about 45 pounds. They are native to Australia and look almost like a cross between a koala bear and a beaver with a short tail. There was a popular game going around camp this week known simply as “the wombat game.” According to our survey 61% of campers know how to play the wombat game. Are you part of the group who knows how to play the wombat game? A Thief Among Us! By: Cabin 32A Shortly after Camp Kudzu began its third session it was noticed that several vials of insulin were missing from the Med Lodge. By Wednesday afternoon the Med Lodge staff could not find any insulin at all! At the same time, the kitchen staff were reporting that all of the chocolate chip cookies were missing from the kitchen. Where was the insulin? Where were the cookies?! Upon investigation it was learned that Kinan and Phil were stealing the cookies from the kitchen and the insulin from the Med Lodge. Why would they do such a thing? As it turns out, the two were working late into the night in an effort to cure type 1 diabetes by combining insulin and cookies. For years scientists have been searching for a cure. Who knew the answer could be so simple? Cookies can cure diabetes! CAMP KUDZU AUGUST 9, 2014 VOLUME 1, ISSUE You Know You’re at Camp if… …guys never change clothes …you actually use alcohol swabs …after you shower you still stink …you hear your pump beep, but it’s not your pump …your towel is constantly wet …you go to bed hot and wake up freezing …all the tabs are eaten except the orange ones …you have 4 juices and you’re still below target …you get gifts every day …you get woken up 5 times in one night …you’re yawning every 5 seconds …you have a doctor looking at your blood sugars very day 1 PAGE By: Cabin 57 …you appreciate the air conditioning …there are more pumps in the air than phones during slow songs …you’re not the only diabetic in the room …there are wanna-betics …you can’t control your dosage …you have to bring a buddy to the bathroom …you lose your voice …you constantly do spirit checks …it’s not weird to do the little teapot …you’re constantly asking to ride the golf cart Camp Kudzu Constitution By Cabin 43 Kudzu Preamble: We the campers of Camp Kudzu, in order to maintain a union of fellowship among fellow diabetic counterparts, must stand strongly together to construct an established and more perfect settlement of trust and joy so that we all can have a boat load of fun. Bill of Rights Camp Kudzu... I. Shall not prohibit our fun opportunities. II.Will not limit food to 1 serving. III.Will encourage all campers to participate in new experiences. IV.Will allow all campers to be themselves without discrimination. V. Should bring sports back to dimensions. VI.Will continue to provide free diabetic swag. VII.Shall not prohibit the right of shoes off. VIII.Shall not protect the freedom to be judged for your dance moves or lack of thereof. IX.Shall continue to foster an environment where diabetics thrive. X. Shall grant the freedom for campers to return as awesome counselors. 5 PAGE 6 Word Scramble by Cabin 55 See if you can unscramble these diabetes and camp-related words! 1. ESCGLOU 2. REEMT 3. NELOUCROS 4. BAST 5. ENCATL 6. GUNLACOG 7. NACIB 8. LOBB 9. PTUNAE TUBRET 10. UNNILIS 11. GRNSIYE 12. REPYMALIGHCY The Adventures in Candy Land By: Cabin 12 One day, Cabin 12 was in a really sticky, peanut buttery situation. All of the diabetes supplies in the world were stolen and were being guarded by the Golden Gummy. First, they had to go through the Peanut Butter Lake that was infested with peanut butter sharks. The Kudzu Chief gave them magical, mystical, rare tennis shoes that allowed them to cross the Peanut Butter Lake, however, they could only be used once and they could not go back once they crossed the lake. They successfully crossed the Peanut Butter Lake and then entered Cotton Candy Land. There they encountered the Cotton Candy Unicorn who shot cotton candy out of its horn and covered Kija’s ears, Brooke’s eyes, and everyone else’s mouth. However, they could not eat the cotton candy because it would kill them. Once they left Cotton Candy Land and entered the Black Licorice Forest, the cotton candy fell off. In order to get to Gummy Bear Land, they had to use the magic carpet, but the evil licorice fairies would not let them have it until they played the Black Fairy Hula Death Game. If they won, they got the magic carpet, if they lost, they would be stuck in the Black Licorice Forest forever! They entered the Fairy Circle and held hands, then they all had to cross through the Black Licorice Hula Hoop. They barely won the game and the evil fairies reluctantly gave them the magic carpet. From there they flew to Gummy Bear Land. They left the carpet behind in order to sneak up on the Golden Gummy Bear but they encountered gummy bears riding sour gummy worms! They fought the gummy bears and then licked all the sour off in order to tame the gummy worms, but it made their blood sugar go way above target. They then rode gloriously to the Gummy Castle but they struggled because of their blood sugar levels. As they were walking up the stairs, Dedra fell, alerting the Golden Gummy Bear of their presence. Dedra told them to go on without her but there was no way that Cabin 12 would leave one of their own behind, so they carried her. The Golden Gummy Bear then started shooting sour patch kids, one of which hit Jasmine. Yanna then leaped out in front of everyone and ate all of the sour patch kids! Destiny and Kiera then made a crutch for Jasmine out of Twizzlers. Everyone then encircled the Golden Gummy Bear and said, “We’re going to eat you, or die trying!” Then they leapt on to him and ate all 10 feet of him! Then they retrieved their pump supplies. Then, in the blink of an eye, they returned to their group initiatives activity at Camp Kudzu and went on with their day. (Story loosely based on real events) PAGE 7 Kudzu Word Search 2014 Camp Kudzu Survey By: Cabin 32B *Favorite glucose tab flavor? -Raspberry! *Least favorite glucose tab flavor? -Orange! *Glucose tabs or glucose drinks? -Tabs! *Why are the bro-bands so popular? -Because they are a Camp Kudzu trend! B A A N C I R C L E T I M E S A R P X Q X F J I A H W O O H R I I N S U L I N U A Q S K O BARNEY SHOES OFF SUNSCREEN WATER ZIPLINE N Z M T H K T X I A F V D A E E U P L W O A H K U D Z U F S Y O R W F Q O C T H R I O W O F Q O E U R B R L G O P D K F W P V C S N E O E T Q L I L F A X C E Q T H N L E O I M I L R H S S A F O A G B K N E P U E N F W S J B T T Z J E N O Q INSULIN KUDZU POOL IMPROV BLOB Camp Kudzu Song We’re brothers and sisters of Camp Kudzu Working together and learning something new Making some best friends hoping it won’t end Together at Camp Kudzu! We reach for tomorrow at Camp Kudzu Building our future with everything we do Having a great time out in the sunshine Together at Camp Kudzu! P K P F L K R O F Y V I S O R M U W P O B A C A R B S I L O A F Q U H H C T M A M J O J T C W L L S U N S C R E E N L C CARBS CAMPER DIMENSION HORSES CIRCLE TIME PAGE Can’t Get You Out of My Head By: Cabin 55 8 My Favorite Thing About Camp Is... “...having fun in the lake” Spencer, Cabin 16 “...singing and dancing after meals.” Ethan, Cabin 30B Camp Kudzu is a great place to be, so when we are at home there are certain things that we see and hear that make us think of the best place ever: Camp! To-go peanut butter Rattling that sounds like a sharps container “What time is it?” (you think, “golden syringe time!”) Having a label on your pump Luke-warm showers Name tags Hearing songs from camp on the radio Banging on tables Crystal Light Crickets Snacks Walking hills Bugs Glucose drinks Feeling out-of-range and not being around people who understand “…the water activities because I can’t do things like the blob at home” -Andrei, 30C “...the omega and blob because they are fun and I like heights.” -Gee, CIT “...the veggie First Year Camp Experience sausage!!!! The By: Leonce from Cabin 32B other day I had Hi, my name is Leonce and this is my first year at Camp Kudzu but I 6 pieces!” Kalina, Head have had diabetes for 3 years. Camp Kudzu is so much fun! My favorite activity was water tubing because I liked being in the water and falling Staff off the tube. PAGE 9 Favorite Diabetes Pick-up Lines By: Cabin 32A “If you show me your pump site then I’ll show you mine.” —Kinan Lagast “You’re so sweet, you just gave me ketones.” — Cammie Allen “I’m feeling low, can you give me some sugar?” — Kinan Lagast “Diabetes stinks, do you want to talk about it?” — Joe Nedza “Is it lunch time yet because I’m spirit checking you out.” — Trevor “I’m low, but what are you?” — Chandler from Cabin 32A There is more to Camp Kudzu than Summer Camp! Camp Kudzu offers weekend camps and community building events all year-round long! Spin For Kids October 19th Camp Twin Lakes, Rutledge Camp Kudzu Benefit Luncheon November 12 Cherokee Town Club Honoring Eloise Lamons Fall Family Camp Oct. 31st—November 2 Camp Twin Lakes Co-Ed Teen Winter Excursion Winter 2014 Spring Family Camp March/April, 2015 Camp Twin Lakes The 2013 Kudzu Cup fore! Kids March/April To be determined To be determined Like our Facebook page and check our website for updates and additions! For more information on any of the events listed above, contact the Camp Kudzu office at 404-250-1811. PAGE 10 Favorite Kudzu Songs Lean On Me Love is Sometimes in our Lives We all have pain, we all have sorrow But, if we are wise We know that there’s always tomorrow There’s nothing to hide and nothing to fear Everything is crystal clear No phony disguise, no faces to wear There is nothing we cannot share ‘Cuz I am at ease when I am with you I know love is gonna see us through Chorus Lean on me when you’re not strong And I’ll be your friend, I’ll help you carry on For (FIVE!) it won’t be long (SHORT!) ‘Til I’m gonna need (ELBOW!) somebody to lean on Please, swallow your pride If I have things you need to borrow For no one can fill those of your needs That you won’t let show You just call on me, brother, when you need a hand We all need somebody to lean on I just might have a problem that you’ll understand We all need somebody to lean on If there is a load You have to bear that you can’t carry I’m right up the road, I’ll share your load If you just call me Chorus Love is higher than the mountains Love is deeper than the oceans Love is wider than the miles between you and me Love is stronger than a freight train Love is faster than a jet plane Love is bigger than the troubles that we’ll ever see We’re never apart, we’re never alone Love is closer than the telephone No wall is too high, no distance too great That love would ever hesitate ‘Cuz we are the stage and love is the play And the scene is just another day Long is the day and dark is the night I know love is gonna be our light The valley is low, the desert is dry But love will never die! Word Scramble Answers: 1.glucose 2.meter 3.counselor 4.tabs. 5.lancets 6.glucagon 7.cabin 8.blob 9.peanut butter 10.insulin 11.syringe 12.hyperglycemia