Issue 19
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Issue 19
DANIEL LAMMIN 4TH DEGREE TAEKWON-DO EDITOR RICHARD POTTER 3RD DEGREE TAEKWON-DO ASSISTANT EDITOR It’s an exciting time to be involved with P.U.M.A.. Since the last issue we’ve rolled around in mud at kickboxing camp. We’ve been treated to a seminar with Judo legend Mr Neil Adams, a World Champion, two time Olympic Silver medallist and true gentleman, who was also kind enough to grant us an exclusive interview (turn to page four). On top of that Bill Kipp, the original F.A.S.T. Defence Bulletman, kindly flew over from The States to scare us silly. To honour Mr John Black’s astounding 35 years embroiled in Martial Arts around the globe, a testimonial four nations fight night was staged in Exeter. Teams from England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland wowed the audience of over six hundred people with some spectacular sparring. In addition to this there were numerous demonstrations including freestyle weapons and traditional patterns. As if all of this wasn’t enough, there’s still plenty to look forward to during the summer months. Probably the highlight will be the International Taekwon-Do Federation World Championships (Seniors and Juniors), which are to be staged at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham during the first week of August. With over thirty countries from six continents already having registered this promises to one of (if not the) biggest World Championships in ITF history. Team UK will be looking to build further on the success of the junior team in Australia last year and the P.U.M.A. members making up a large part of the squad need your support! Visit the official World Championships web site www.itfworldchampionships.com for full details including ticket information or speak to your instructor, who will be happy to tell you more. What’s going to happen? We will of course tell all in the next issue but quite frankly you’d be a fool not to pop up to witness the spectacle for yourself, and why not treat yourself to a traditional Birmingham balti while you’re up there? It will be many years before the World Championships come back to this country and so don’t miss out on the opportunity to see the world’s best on your very own doorstep! After all that excitement you’ll all be needing a holiday so why not head down to Croyde Bay for the usual shenanigans on the beach at summer camp? Don’t miss this opportunity to train with P.U.M.A.’s senior grades, relax and meet new friends. If you’re too young for that then never fear, why not try kids’ camp at the beginning of September? Book your places now, either through your instructor or by downloading an application form from the summer camps page on the P.U.M.A. web site. As for this issue of the magazine… you know how it is with articles from about Ghana, you wait seven issues and then two come along at once. Our Chairman Master Gayle has just returned from his second visit as the country celebrated its fiftieth anniversary of independence with, amongst other things, a Europe versus West Africa tournament. Dik Chance stages a triumphant return to these pages with his thoughts on road rage and our second round of Mr Black’s anecdotes covers his martial arts training experiences in Hong Kong. Plus of course there’s all the regular features. Stay busy over the summer and we’ll chat again in September... What's Inside Editorial 2 What are they on about exactly? Interview: Neil Adams MBE 4 We get to interview an Olympian: possibly Britain’s greatest judoka. Road Rage 6 So whose fault’s that then? Master Gayle Goes To Ghana 8 A nice bit of international relations. Random Stuff 10 Well would you call it a letters page? FAST Defence 11 Catching on FAST - booking a session Tales From The Black Side 12 Anecdotes from Mr John Black. Part 2: Hong Kong training Fight Night 2007 14 This year: a special commemoration Winter Kickboxing Camp 16 Mud. It’s great. Child Protection 19 The vexed matter of winning. Health And Fitness 20 Competition nutrition - eat and win. Kickboxing 22 Ring craft : beating your opponent. Taekwon-Do 24 Basic kicks dissected. Kids Corner 27 It’s not for grown-ups. The Team Editor Mr Daniel Lammin Assistant Editor Mr Richard Potter Contributors Mr Dik Chance, Mr John Black, Ms Wendy McColl, Mr Malcolm Jones, Mr Kevin McCabe, Miss Kim Stokes Mr Neil Adams, Mr Daniel Lammin, Mr Richard Potter, Mr Steven Luker, Mr Ian Bedborough, Miss Louise Reeve, Master Ray Gayle, Mr John Francis, Mr Andre Edwards, Mrs Jo Walker, Mr Mark Dean, Dr Matthew Lloyd, Ms Rebecca Fort. Email [email protected] Planet P.U.M.A. is published quarterly. For letters or article proposals please contact the editorial team at the email address above. To locate your local club or for further information about P.U.M.A. please visit the official website at www.puma-uk.com or call the P.U.M.A. hotline on 0845 600 1967. This magazine is copyright 2007 The Professional Unification of Martial Arts Ltd. All individual articles are the copyright of their respective authors. Opinions expressed are those of the authors and do not necessarily reflect those of P.U.M.A.. Unauthorised reproduction is prohibited. Neil Adams MBE Neil Adams is a revered Judoka and a true legend within the world of Judo. As well as winning silver medals at the 1980 and 1984 Olympic games he was the first person from outside of Japan to be crowned World Champion. Back in February he gave a seminar for P.U.M.A. members in Yate which covered various aspects of Judo including grappling and groundwork. As all of those who attended will attest, it was a fantastic honour to train with someone of Mr Adams’s reputation and a somewhat humbling experience. After the whirlwind of tripping, throwing and grappling Daniel Lammin took the opportunity to interview the man himself... Neil Adams (right) with Daniel Lammin (not right) What age were you when you first started training in Judo and how did you come to take it up? I was around seven years old when I first started training. My father was a Judoka and he took my brother, my mother and myself along to a small club and it all really started from there. We were a Judo family from a young age. considerably. Do you feel it has improved as a result of the way it has evolved? No, personally I don’t, but it has changed big time. The biggest changes came as a result of the collapse of the iron curtain which meant a large number of former Russian states competing individually. They have a strong background in wrestling and this style has been incorporated into both World and European Championships. Whilst Judo is still based around the more upright traditional Japanese and Korean styles the Russian styles have proved very effective in competition and so from both an attacking and defensive point of view Judo has had to evolve to combat the Russian style of competitors. What grade was your father at that time? My father was a second degree black belt, a fantastic coach and a big influence on me during my early training. My mother was also instrumental in my progression due to the massive amount of support that she gave me. In 1975 I moved to London which is where I was based during the period that I was competing internationally. You competed at the highest level for a number of years and enjoyed a massive amount of success during that time. What were your personal highs and lows? So have the actual rules changed or is it just that competitors have started using different styles and techniques? Winning the World and European championships was fantastic, the European championships is always a really hard event as Judo is very strong throughout Europe. My biggest disappointments were the two Olympic silver medals. On both occasions I went in as a strong favourite but it just goes to show that in sport there is no such thing as a dead cert. Like the majority of sports the rules are constantly being tweaked: they’ll change the timings of matches or they’ll change the perimeters/areas or individual rules. The thing is that the combination of these things along with the opposing styles can change the context of a match. I think that a lot of rule changes and a lot of what has happened is down to interpretation and how the referees and judges determine what is happening in the game of play. It’s got to the point now that it has evolved so much that I’m sure that most top level competitors now have a better understanding of things than many of the judges. Within P.U.M.A. we have a large number of fighters who compete at the highest levels, including current and former world champions. Whilst Taekwon-Do, Tang Soo-Do and Kickboxing are very different to Judo what traits do you feel competitors require to make it to the top and what advice would you give to anyone interested in competing at the highest levels? Yourself and fellow Judoka Brian Jacks appeared on the BBC TV series Superstars. How did you find this and do you feel that it boosted the profile of Judo within this country? Dedication and hard work! The level of natural ability that a person has is something that they are born with but it can only get them so far. So often you see talented people who fail to make the most of their natural ability and then there are those with less natural ability but a fantastic work ethic. A person can have all the natural ability in the world but it is hard work that will get them to the top. Getting the chance to do Superstars was fantastic and our participation definitely helped to boost the profile of Judo in this country. As I’m sure that you find within P.U.M.A., it’s always hard to raise the profile of so called minority sports. We currently have some fantastic British Judo players competing at the highest levels but I’d imagine that very few You’ve obviously been involved in Judo for a long time now over which period I would imagine that it’s changed 4 Mr Adams and various P.U.M.A. black belts in the seminar’s aftermath. people outside of Judo circles would be able to name any of them. Getting the chance to publicise your sport whether it be through a TV show like Superstars or in any other way can only help increase recognition. many people arguing that traditional striking arts aren’t that effective in real world situations. I believe that you’ve worked with Geoff Thompson among others, what do you feel Judo brings to this area of training? As well as Judo I believe that you have been involved in coaching a number of mixed martial artists? I think the big thing that Judo gives is that it can teach people how to deal with a situation when it gets to very close quarters. If someone is trying to hit you then they’re probably not going to be that comfortable once they get too close to do so. I feel that can help not only in terms of submission holds and locks but more importantly it teaches you how to control an opponent or aggressor. Obviously in a real situation if you get hit hard then you’re going to be in trouble but hopefully Judo can help maximise your chances of avoiding this outcome. I’ve done a lot in that area, yes. When they come to me they’re generally keen to learn about ground work but also the transition from upright to the ground. Whereas it used to be very much the strikers against the grapplers/submission wrestlers they’re now having to get a far better knowledge of all aspects in order to be able to compete effectively. I’ve worked with a large number including the Gracies and the Machcados amongst others. In addition to your heavy involvement in Judo I believe that you have a number of other business interests including a health club, corporate health and motivational speaking. How did you come to get involved these other areas? Leading on from that have you ever cross-trained at all? No, I haven’t. I probably would have 20 years ago but the dedication required to compete/coach at the highest levels is immense and it becomes all consuming. I was so committed to my Judo training that I never had really had the time to do anything else. I’m the sort of person who is always looking for new challenges and not one for sitting around doing nothing or standing still. The motivational speaking for example is great as it’s given me the chance to meet all sorts of people from different walks of life, including young offenders. I’ve obviously had a lot of experiences (ups and downs) in my life and the thought that they may be able to help give people such as young offenders motivation is very rewarding. Reality based self defence is very big these days with Finally, given the length of time that you have been involved in Judo and your many achievements, what now motivates you and how do you maintain your obvious enthusiasm? I consider myself to be very lucky in that I have a job that I enjoy, which obviously helps. I don’t think anything ever has or will give me the same feeling that I used to get when competing but I’ve changed over time and now look for other things. The main thing for me now is to have an open mind and keep looking for new challenges. It’s been a pleasure to speak to you and I’d like to take this chance to thank you on behalf of P.U.M.A. for the recent seminars and also for giving up your time to talk to us today. Our editor gets to meet the legend. 5 Road rage is a comparatively modern phenomenon. Virtually everyone reading this article will have been the victim of it at one time or another. What might be more difficult to admit to is that you’re probably also guilty of causing it or actually doing it yourself. At its most basic it can be an exchange of words or gestures, quickly forgotten. At its worst, it has been the cause of serious assault and even murder. Think about this though: can you actually predict the outcome before you start? Can you be sure that that person you’re about to swear at won’t follow you home and hurt you badly? It takes two to cause an incident. If you follow the basic principles of self-protection, you can perhaps look at this in a different way. One of the basic principles of awareness is to know yourself, your enemy and your environment. In this case, the enemy is the causes of road rage. There are a number of documented causes. Things like road overcrowding are interesting, as researchers believe it is triggering a territorial nature in us. This is a very primitive instinct, very akin to fight or flight. We are all cocooned in our protective metal shells. This gives a sense of safety and security which allows you believe you can do or say things with impunity. Road rage has also been linked to low blood sugar. People returning home at the end of the working day, having not eaten since lunch, are often more inclined to commit acts of rage. There are a number of driving triggers that you can commit that will often cause road rage in others. Ask yourself honestly if you ever do any of the following. If you do, you are committing the driving equivalent of saying ‘come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough’. Do you ever: Speed? Tailgate other drivers? Use your mobile phone? Flash your lights or sound your horn to let others know you’re annoyed? Shout abuse or talk to other drivers (even if they can’t hear)? Weave in and out of traffic to get to your destination faster? Have the opinion that you need to do something to ‘teach that driver a lesson’? Drive up the outside and cut into a line of traffic? Stay in your car. Move your car up to stop others from getting in? (I’ve done this one). Jam on your brakes to show the person behind they are too close? All of the above. How many of those did you answer yes to? Are you letting your own ego put you in danger? Avoiding trouble is a skill that most martial artists have developed. Training in selfprotection, we spend a lot of time looking at avoidance strategies: the ability to look like a hard target, how not to give out those signals that say “victim”, how not to antagonise people. So, if road rage is such a big threat, why are we not taking similar steps? Look at the list above. If you are participating in any of those activities, you are part of the problem. If you are serious about self-protection, you cannot neglect this area. Overcrowding on the road is a known cause. Start practicing avoidance strategies. Get control of the knee jerk anger reactions that come in these situations. Be alert and aware. Try to relax and avoid retaliating to other drivers’ mistakes. They could be genuine, they could be deliberate. They could just be driving like a wally. Start driving like a hard target and avoid those triggers. Try to drive with a positive attitude. Watch out for the music you are listening too. This can raise your stress levels. Give yourself plenty of time to reach your destination to avoid the stress that comes with rushing. Practice forgiveness and tolerance (yeah I know that’s sometimes easier said than done). Remember, it’s not your job to educate the people driving like idiots. Try to leave plenty of space between you and the vehicle in front, so that neither you nor he feels crowded. 6 Phone the police and make lots of noise. It’s as violent and dangerous as any drink fuelled argument outside the pub. Make sure you can always see all of the back wheels of the car in front. Car parks: one of the new battlegrounds. There’s no one-stop answer as each situation is different. However, there is some very good, standard advice that you can follow. In self-protection terms, escape strategies involve making a discreet getaway at the earliest signs of trouble. They also encompass things like defusing, de-escalation and loop holing (giving someone the way out). Responses are usually more physical. This is the area that you really want to avoid in these types of situation. In the road arena there are a couple of things to bear in mind. We are making the assumption that you are now the victim of road rage. Your avoidance strategy has failed and something has been triggered into happening. This may be a simple as somebody making gestures towards you. It may have immediately escalated into someone approaching your stationary car or trying to run you off the road. In the early stages of an incident (if the other driver is in their car and/or you are in motion), avoid eye contact. Your car is an excellent fence. There are virtually no situations where you are better off outside. However, always try to ensure that you can fully see the rear wheels of the car in-front. This will usually give you the ability to manoeuvre around them. Don’t be afraid to say ‘Sorry’ if you are approached, even if you are completely in the right. Remember, this is not backing down (that’s your ego talking). You are loop holing to get out. Take note of the car make, model, colour, and registration. Keep your mobile handy and report it to the police. If you aren’t in immediate danger, ring directory enquiries for the local police telephone number. If you are in immediate danger, dial 999. Don’t assume that road rage is any less serious than a violent assault outside a pub. If someone is shouting and kicking at your car, having the police listening and recording on the other end of the line is an excellent way of proving the case. Sound your horn and make a scene if someone is threatening you. Others will hopefully also be phoning the police. Don’t be tempted outside your car. If you are followed, drive to somewhere crowded or preferably to the police station (recognising that you may not know where it is). Don’t drive home. Call the police and ask for their advice. They will very likely take this very seriously. Be careful not to drive recklessly. You will be full of adrenaline which is not the best recipe for safe, careful driving. Road rage is here to stay. Overcrowding is only going to get worse. It’s up to you to start the trend to safer, more courteous driving. Treat driving like any other self-protection exercise. Make some plans and do the ‘what-ifs’. Until next time, stay safe. Dik Chance trains under Master Ray Gayle (7th Degree) at Yate Taekwon-Do. He also teaches at his own school at Clifton in Bristol. Dik is an instructor and bulletman in P.U.M.A.’s F.A.S.T. Defence team. He has a keen interest in reality based self-protection training and combatives, and regularly trains in this area. This training has led him to train with some of the world’s most influential instructors such as Geoff Thompson, Peter Consterdine, Bill Kipp and Peyton Quinn. 7 “Master Gayle Goes To Ghana” (again) Earlier this year Master Gayle travelled to Ghana in West Africa to help the local Taekwon-Do contingent celebrate their country’s half-century of independence. Find out how they’re getting on... I had been looking forward to my second trip to Ghana for some time. My first trip to Ghana was an experience that I shall never forget but this was going to be different for a number of reasons. The first reason this was going to be special was that it was the fiftieth anniversary of the independence of Ghana and there were going to be huge celebrations throughout the whole country. Secondly, I was looking forward to the planned historic tournament between Europe and West Africa. The third reason was that one of my students, Mr Dave Pixton, was travelling with me as part of the European team. the first Ghanaian president, Kwame Nkrumah. We were taken on a guided tour and learnt all about the president’s philosophy for his people and country. We also had the chance to see some rare photographs and artefacts. The Ghanaian people are very proud of the fact that their country has managed to stay relatively stable for the past fifty years, something they put down to Nkrumah’s legacy. Our second excursion was a fantastic visit to Coco Beach. We had a lovely day at the beach relaxing in the sun watching some traditional African dancing and drumming. It was really hard work but somebody had to do it. Taekwon-Do in West Africa has had a turbulent ride for some time. Most of the students in that region of the world have been introduced to Taekwon-Do through the WTF. Over the years they have not been given the backup and support needed to be able to flourish and grow their schools and infrastructure. I had been asked if I was prepared to give them the backup and support they needed. Prior to the tournament we were due to spend some time teaching, which was something that I was looking forward to doing. On my first trip to Ghana we had introduced the sine wave concept to the students so I was anxious to see how they’d improved and I wasn’t disappointed. Considering that we’d spent only five days with them last year the change was During our first few days in Ghana it was evident that the nothing short of miraculous as they had improved beyond independence anniversary was a momentous occasion for the anything that I could’ve imagined. Since first meeting the Ghanaian people. The capital Accra was completely bathed in a students I had found them extremely friendly and polite, with a sea of red, yellow and green ribbon, representing the Ghanaian focus and a willingness to learn far beyond anything that I’d colours; there wasn’t a single corner where the colours were seen before. It made me really happy to see that they’d not shown. Mohammed Mahadi, the Ghanaian instructor, was understood the concepts from my last visit. keen for us to enjoy the week and sample some of the The morning of the tournament was particularly hot and humid celebrations. He arranged a visit for us to the memorial park of and by midday it was getting worse by the minute. I really felt offic This isn’t in the 8 ial ITF syllabus sorry for the European fighters who were going to have to fight outside in the hot midday sun. When we arrived at the venue where the tournament was to be held, preparations were ongoing and the usual tournament tensions were evident from all the fighters. Those of you who have competed at any time will know exactly what I mean. The event was being held at a Lebanese Islamic school in Accra. The owner and director of the school was also one of the major sponsors of the tournament and had offered much needed support to the group over the last few years. By the time the tournament was due to start a small crowd had gathered and were taking their seats. This crowd was small by P.U.M.A. tournament standards but I’m sure it was huge from a West African martial arts point of view. I’m going to fast forward to the end of the tournament, which the European team won and in my eyes was expected to win. This event was never really about the tournament. For me, it was about being there supporting and helping your fellow martial arts instructors and students to build a strong foundation so that they can continue to enjoy the benefits of martial arts training and be proud of what they’ve achieved. Because of the help and support that we’ve already given, they’ve been offered a small piece of land at the back of the school on which to build a dojang. When Mohammed told me the news about the land I was very excited for him and all his students. The unique thing about this part of the world is that with a little bit of hard work and a very small amount of money you can make some great things happen. I would like to say well done to Mr Dave Pixton, who represented P.U.M.A. and the European team at such an historic event. Mr Pixton competed and conducted himself in his usual humble way (those of you that know him will know what I mean). I was very proud to tell them that Mr Pixton has been my student for nearly twenty years. If you get the chance I would encourage you to ask Mr Pixton about his experience in West Africa - I’m sure he’ll tell you it is something that he’d love to do again. I’m looking forward to returning to Ghana in February 2008. It just so happens that during February 2008 Ghana is hosting the African cup of nations. I suppose that means I’m going to be dragged to some live football matches again. It’s a hard job but someone has to do it. Akwaaba. -Master Ray Gayle 9 Sir: Behold : more bits ‘n’ bobs. If you think your neck of the woods isn’t properly covered then you know what to do about it - email us at ... I read the article on the possible dangers of using aspartame with great interest. However, on reading further it became apparent that much of the information in the article was derived from the ivanfraser.com website. This website is old (with the newest resources 1994), and 25 of the 29 listed references appear not to be peer-reviewed (i.e. critiqued by other experts). Using Web of Knowledge (an online search engine for peerreviewed scientific articles) I identified 34 articles using ‘aspartame’ and ‘safety’ as search terms (1970-2007). It is clear from these articles that aspartame has been exhaustively tested, and several points should be made in the interests of balance. The ‘side-effect’ symptoms mentioned in the ivanfraser website are the result of consumer (not doctor) reporting, largely in the U.S (1). These reports were statistically analysed and the conclusion was aspartame did not cause these symptoms (1-3). An occasional feature where we find people in P.U.M.A. who look a bit like somebody famous. This time: hats off to Blandford student Mr Les Stokes, who once foolishly admitted to looking a bit like Odo, the grumpy alien shape-shifter from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Before marketing a food product, an acceptable daily amount (ADI) is determined. This is usually 1% of the maximum tolerated dose (MTD) in safety studies. A large number of different studies were done, and in all cases the MTD were in the 2000-6000 mg/kg body weight/day (1). The ADI was set at 40 or 50 mg/kg/day (US and EU), and in fact consumer studies show that a typical daily intake is 2-5 mg/kg/day (1, 2). Much has been published on the potentially damaging effects of aspartic acid, phenylalanine and methanol. Due to the intense sweetness of aspartame, the amounts derived are low compared to other dietary sources (3). There is no evidence that these quantities are particularly harmful to most individuals. However, the ability of humans to deal with particular substances can be highly variable and depends on both genetic and environmental factors, and it is therefore impossible to be completely certain of the safe limit for any particular individual. Aspartame is a source of phenylalanine, and this is relevant to people with phenylketonuria (PKU) (1). This is a common genetic disease (~1:10 000 Europeans) caused by an inability to degrade phenylalanine, and all infants are screened for it soon after birth. The body does have sophisticated methods for detoxifying methanol, which also detoxify ethanol from booze. Some individuals have a low tolerance for ethanol, and they may wish to limit their methanol intake from aspartame and other sources. NEXT TIME: we dread to think... It should be remembered that sugar-based sweeteners also have negative side-effects, particularly dental decay. Aspartame has a place in the management of obesity and diabetes mellitius (3), both of which are serious and common diseases. For most people aspartame does not pose any particular risks. Anyone with PKU or related condition should consult a professional before using aspartame. The Internet allows much greater distribution of information than ever before. Unfortunately, much of the material is of dubious value – readers should be suspicious of vaguely attributable material and ensure that information has been peer-reviewed by another expert. It was the first time that the Rocky Horror Show had been brought to Torquay, and not to miss out on the chance to spend another evening in our underclothes, a few members of the local Taekwon-Do schools donned their stockings and suspenders. The ladies dressed up too... Matthew D. Lloyd, DPhil Including songs such as Sweet Transvestite, Darn It Janet and of course The Time Warp, the Rocky Horror show was a blast, and had the students dancing in the aisles. I think i feel a new warm up coming on... a jump to the left, then a step to the right! 10 1 Butchko, H. H., et al. (2002) Aspartame: Review of safety, Regulatory Toxicology and Pharmacology 35, S1-S93. 2 Butchko, H. H., et al. (2001) Aspartame: Scientific evaluation in the postmarketing period, Regulatory Toxicology and Pharmacology 34, 221-233. 3 Kroger, M., et al. (2006) Low-calorie sweeteners and other sugar substitutes: A review of the safety issues, Comprehensive Reviews in Food Science and Food Safety 5, 35-47. We want to make you an offer... Text by Dik Chance People are always coming up to me at tournaments, meetings and other P.U.M.A. events and saying ‘I really must get on a FAST course’ or ‘I’d love to get a course at my school’. That’s usually the last I ever hear from them. So I thought I’d take the opportunity for some flagrant self-promotion. As members of P.U.M.A., you all have priority access to some of the finest self-defence training in the world. We only need between 10 and 20 people on each course. These can be pulled together from members of your martial arts school, their friends and family, anybody really. You don’t need to be a practising martial artist to do a FAST course. The P.U.M.A. FAST team are in demand all around Europe to put on courses. In addition to P.U.M.A. schools, we’ve trained Special Forces, survivors of violent abuse, hen and stag weekends, companies and corporations, security teams, schools, and sports clubs. The list goes on. In 2006 FAST was voted the best worldwide women’s self-defence programme by Blackbelt Magazine. We offer courses for adults, young adults (10-14) and children. We cover all aspects of awareness and assertiveness, fear control, dialogue and deception, controlling your personal space, and the simple impact techniques that we know through experience work under pressure. We have courses that deal with weapons attacks. Weapons are becoming a major part of attacks in this country. Check out the local and national news and you’ll see many reports of violent incidents involving knives, broken bottles and even guns. We have courses that deal with incidents that end on the floor. Watch any police or CCTV programme on the TV and you’ll see just how easy it is to end on the floor. Don’t confuse this with Ju-Jitsu or sport grappling. Being on the floor is a very dangerous place to be. Even passers-by sometimes rush in for a crafty kick at your head. Multiple attackers are a fact of life too. The days of the ‘match fight’ (a one on one fight with rules and honour) are long gone. The FAST multiple attackers course deals with some of the most ugly and violent encounters you are ever likely to have. So where do you go if you want a course? Well, there are a number of ways to go. Firstly remember that getting the attendees together is actually easier than you think. Talk to your instructor and offer to organise the course. Remember that instructors are often really busy and adding something else to their schedule can be difficult. Take a bit of personal initiative. Decide which courses you want. We can do multiple courses in one day so think about having a junior course and an adult basics course. Or an adult basics and a weapons course back to back, for example. If running one in your school is not an option, then why not get your employer to run one? In addition to the usual self-defence reasons, we’ve run these courses as part of team building activities and management training. All employees are at risk these days. More and more, people are being targeted on the way to and from work as this is often a time when awareness is lower, plus you are often carrying laptops etc. If not a work place course, then just get a group of friends (or friends’ children) together and we’ll come to you. This is very easy. In terms of venues, all we need is a hall that isn’t overlooked or overheard by other people (as the language on the courses is loud and real). Village halls and school halls are ideal. A curtained off area in a sports hall next to the kids trampoline club isn’t. The FAST team pay the hall hire costs. Ideally the hall should be matted, although we can bring mats if the hall doesn’t have any. As a last resort, if no-one in your area is prepared to organise and host a course, we run an email list: everyone on it gets details of all the courses we run. This allows you to book on a course as an individual. So take that first step. Email me at [email protected] and I’ll discuss all the options you have for courses. I can send you a course organiser’s information pack and some posters to help you advertise it in your area. 11 Hong Kong, the early seventies: Bruce Lee has just heralded a golden age of martial arts training and movie-making. There’s a martial arts school on every street corner of this far-flung British colony. Shaw Brothers and Golden Harvest are churning out beat-em-up epics. Jackie Chan and George Lazenby are filming. The British Army in its wisdom has just decided to ship young Private John Black right into the middle of this heady brew. What’s going to happen? While waiting to go to Hong Kong I travelled to Layworth Jacob in London to train in some Mongolian form of kung fu. The class was in a little dingy house. It looked like the instructor made his home into a martial arts school. You’d go into one bedroom and there’d be mats on the floor, the next room had kick pads. You’d go into another bedroom and it was full of guys doing ninja fighting. I thought “Oh my word, what’s this?” I only trained with them for about a week, because it was difficult catching the last train back to Colchester. He looked at me and said “Black: no, you have not passed.” Of those four hundred squaddies who started after six months the numbers were whittled down to sixty, then forty, then twenty. The rest drifted off because they’d just wanted to fight. From that batch only two of us eventually got our black belts. come back to England and open some Wing Chung academies. However my good lady didn’t want me to come out of the army, so I had to decline. Then a couple more lads walked up to him and said “Sir, did we pass?” “No, you did not pass. Next time” he replied. A month or so later the students who hadn’t said anything got their belts! I saw this and thought “Wait a minute: what’s going on here?”. I didn’t say anything, but after three months he told me I was good enough, gave me my yellow belt, and told me we must Anyway, we shipped to Hong Kong. On our second day there with get ready for my green tag. I’d only just got my yellow belt… but I the Black Watch I saw a big poster saying “Come and do Korean learned a lesson there. You don’t ask the Master if you’ve Karate!”. I thought to myself I didn’t want to do Karate, I wanted to passed: he tells you if you’ve passed. As much as three months or four months down the line he’d say “Black: I have a belt to do Wing-Chung, Bruce Lee-style. But I couldn’t find a Wingyou.”. He wouldn’t say “well done” or anything… Chung school because I couldn’t speak Chinese at the time. So one of the lads who we were taking over from, who had a I helped him out in classes. He would teach in other places like Taekwon-Do black belt, said “Listen guys: you ain’t seen nothing private schools that required English. He would take me along like this before. If you think Bruce Lee was good, come and see because of my English. I didn’t think my English was great, but I this!” was able to help. I didn’t realise how well known he was at the time but he was a legend and everybody respected him. So, we went along – five hundred squaddies in a gymnasium – and the demonstration we saw just took my breath away. I’d Anyway, I got to know a few people from the Black Watch who’d never seen anything like it – breaking to patterns to breaking to got parts as extras in martial arts films because the studios self-defence to sparring… The power breaking, the spectacular wanted Westerners. They put me onto Shaw Brothers, who made jumps. It was just breathtaking I couldn’t believe you could do that loads of movies, and also Golden Harvest, who are still going with your legs! “I’m going to do this!” I decided and straight away today. George Lazenby, the ex-James Bond, was in Hong Kong several hundred squaddies all joined up to do Taekwon-Do at the time and my wife of the time was offered a film part as his girlfriend but she made him look too old. I was supposed to be an The Chinese dojang I trained in was in a seedy area. It was a extra drinking in a bar scene when a big punch-up breaks out and nightmare because lots of women would try to make my George Lazenby beats up about a hundred people but I couldn’t acquaintance whenever I went to train… take part because the army was on exercise then. Jackie Chan “No no, I’m here to do Taekwon-Do.” was around at the time and I did meet him - but he wasn’t yet well “Come in afterwards!” known. “No, I don’t think so!” One day a mate introduced me to his Kung fu instructor, Master … and it would take about half an hour to get up the stairs to the Sifu Leung Ting, who’d trained with Bruce Lee. We went to this dojang with all these girls trying to pull you into their premises. block of flats which worried me because I was expecting a My lessons were Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday but dojang. “This is it” I thought. “He’s going to mug me for my ten because I was so keen I went every day. For the first three dollars, which is all I’ve got”. As Master Ogborne will tell you, I months all we did was read the bible (the Taekwon-Do never have any money. We went up in the lift and I thought “This encyclopaedia), walking stance, sitting stance, front punching and is going to happen now. It’s going to kick off, he’s going to jump double-punching. The instructor had a cane and he’d hit you with me.” Anyway, Master Sifu Leung Ting was in his flat, writing an it if you weren’t in the right position or if you weren’t doing pressarticle called “Real Kung Fu”. ups on your knuckles. He said we were soldiers and should be “Yes!” I thought, “I’m gonna do Wing Chung! WING-CHUNG!”. I used to it. It really hurt. “What’s this about? I want to fight!” I went to his classes for a while and he was absolutely brilliant, a thought. I was young so I didn’t realise, but our instructor was brilliant master. He showed me the one-inch punch and I went out trying to teach us about “Do”, the most important part of for meals with him. He offered me a position as trainee student Taekwon-Do. for five years – he would buy me out of the army – and I would I did my yellow-belt grading (you could double-grade back then) and the next time we met Master Lee Chong Oh I asked “Sir, Sir… Have we passed?” So, for a while I was doing both martial arts. I was a blue belt in Taekwon-Do and bringing the influence of Wing Chung into my training. Master Lee pulled me to one side. 12 “Black: I have to talk to you. Are you training in other martial arts?” Some time later Master Lee took me and my wife out for a meal. While we were there he said “Black , I want you to come down to the dojang. I have a surprise for you.” “Yes Sir, I’m training in Wing Chung. I like Wing Chung Sir. “ “Alright Sir”. I was wearing jeans, because we were due to be flying back home in a couple of hours. “Wing Chung is a very good style” he said. He’d never run any martial art down, he said all martial arts are good. “Do you like Wing Chung?” “Do not worry. If you are late I will get you a taxi” he said. “You must come. It is important.” “I love it very much Sir, it’s what my hero Bruce Lee did.” “Ah yes, Bruce Lee. Good man. Very good martial artist and very good film star.” He told me how Bruce Lee had invited him to be in The Game Of Death. In the film Lee fought the Hapkido chap. My instructor was going to be on that floor but turned it down. “I will do Sir.” I replied. “So why weren’t you in it Sir?” “Like this Sir?”. I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt. “In script Bruce Lee kick Taekwon-Do master and Taekwon-Do master die after one kick – Not true! Bad for business. Black, you have to make up your mind what art you want to do. If you want to do Wing Chung, good. If you want to do Taekwon-Do you must give up Wing Chung.” “If you have to fight in the street do you say “like this?”. I was confused. “Sir, why can’t I do both?” “Black, I have something for you.”. He presented me with my black belt and an ITF suit with a stripe down it, which means instructor – fourth dan and above. But I was only a first dan. I didn’t understand. “Sir, it’s a striped suit.” When I got there the Chinese lads had a camera set up. “Black, take your shoes off”. I took my shoes off. “Right Black, I want you to spar.” I had to fight all the black-belts. “What’s going on here?” I thought, but I did the best that I could, with sweat pouring off me. After a while he stopped us. I looked a mess. “Because you’re still young, not mature. If you were a hunter and you were tracking two animals in a jungle and they took different paths, what would you do? Can you cut yourself in half? You have to decide which animal you’re going to track. You have to make up you mind here where you’re going to go with martial arts: Taekwon-Do or Wing Chung.” “You’re a good Taekwon-Do man. I’m proud for you to have this.“ he replied. Wow. I was in tears. I decided I wanted to stay with Taekwon-Do, so I paid my apologies to Master See Fu Lung Tin. One lesson, when I was a red belt, I had a nasty incident. There was a fourth dan there who did not like white people. He hated Europeans. We were sparring – without mitts – and this guy was awesome. He kicked me from one end of the dojang to the other. I kept getting knocking down. I kept on getting up with a bleeding nose, cut lip because that was what you were supposed to do at that level, be strong-spirited… and this guy was laughing. At the end of that bout Master Lee – who was then a sixth dan and with Korean special forces history – called this fourth dan out and kicked the guy up and down the dojang. Every time he went down he wanted to get off. But the instructor wouldn’t let him off. This fourth dan was bleeding, but the instructor still wouldn’t stop. After a while they stopped and spoke in Cantonese. The fourth dan bowed, then left. Master Lee turned to me. “Black, are you alright?” he asked. and tidied me up. “You’re a soldier Black, you can take it”. I was hurting, I had bruised ribs. That was hard. I never saw that fourth Dan again. I didn’t understand what was happening at the time but I later learned the instructor had done that to show the guy what it means to humiliate a lower grade and that it can be done to anyone. He’d finished with “I do not want to teach you in my class any more. You are no longer a fourth degree black belt in Taekwon-Do.” For my black-belt grading I didn’t have a pre-grading. What we did for that… If you had to do it now, people WOULDN’T do it. We did everything we do now physically, but more. We did loads of line-work, set-sparring, self-defence, breaking eighteen roof slates, house-brick with the knife hand, turning kick to two inches (of wood, we think), jumping side kick over six people, reverse turning kick; you had to spar against your own grade, then two against one, then they lined all the grades up from 1st kup to 5th dan and you sparred everyone. If there were twenty people there, you sparred twenty people… and it went on and on, till you couldn’t move, you couldn’t breath, and they still kept you going. I was on the floor for about an hour and a half and got beaten up quite badly. I was bruised from head to foot. But I didn’t ask him whether I’d passed. 13 John Francis reports on the recent four-nations fight night, held in Mr John Black’s home turf of Exeter. To commemorate over 35 years of Mr Black’s undying devotion to with Wan Yuseri also showing great skill on his debut. martial arts and Taekwon-Do, Master Ogborne organised a fight night testimonial for Mr Black, which was held at Riverside Leisure Centre in Exeter. This was a night that will remain in the memories of all who attended for a very long time, with every match fought with the true grit and determination of martial artists. After an introduction from Master Gayle, the evening started off with a demonstration of Gae Baek from the black belts in the Exeter area, who have all been encouraged by Mr Black’s enthusiastic teaching. This was their way to say thank you to a gentleman who has given so much to Taekwon-Do and P.U.M.A. over the years. All the regional big scary black-belts in action. Phil Whitlock takes a headbutt to the groin for our amusement. Good show. Next up were the men’s teams from Ireland and Wales. The Welsh team fought with sheer courage and true metal, but were overtaken by the fast hands of the Irish. Ireland were eventual winners of this round with Marc Dowling, Shane Fitzgibbon, and Liam Corkery securing victories over their Welsh opponents . Mr Brett Dowling impressed the crowd with a superb performance of Bo and nunchakus, swirling them round at breath taking speed until they became a blur to the naked eye. A big Welsh booting is dished out. Last year’s World Juniors’ Patterns champion Jenny Francis gave a demonstration of Juche, showing the audience the performance that earned her the Gold medal in Australia. Brett Dowling warps time and space with his bo. There were eight teams in total: four men’s and four ladies’ teams, representing England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales. Each team was to be made up of a member of each weight category, flyweight, lightweight, middleweight, heavyweight and hyperweight. The first teams to compete were the men from Scotland and England. The team from Scotland showed great skill with a variety of techniques, but were ultimately defeated by a very strong English team that had several world class fighters. Wins in the English team came from James Murueta, David Pixton, Curt Stevens and Mike Whitlock, Following a short break it was time for the ladies to show their fighting prowess. The ladies’ Welsh team was drawn against England and the first match was with Jenny Francis against Kate Scorse. Jenny gave away several kilograms against her English opponent in what was a very tightly fought contest, but managed to secure the first win for the Welsh. This was followed by Natalie McColl for Wales versus Marie Udall. Both competitors fared well and with both of them having world championship experience this was always going to be a hard contest. Marie had the greater experience of competition, but on the night it was Natalie who came out the victor. Alex Page was next up for Wales with Emma Deakin as her opposite number. This looked to be the evening for Wales as Alex brought home another success for the Welsh team. Stacey Weatherer was not going to let them have it all their own way 14 however and managed to get the first win for the England ladies. The last match was one which has seen these two challengers fight each other on many an occasion, with Laura Penny (for Wales) against Kimberley Bradshaw (for England). For this particular match it was to be Laura Penny who came away victorious. Irish and English male teams. Once again the Irish needed all the luck their shamrock could bring them, as they were forced to default the first two rounds, as they had no flyweight and lightweight in their team. England therefore only needed one victory to win and the hyperweights were the first to enter the arena. Phil Whitlock (England) was up against Sean Keane (Ireland), and Phil’s longer legs and height advantage proved to be the winning combination. Ireland were not to be disgraced though and had wins with Shane Fitzgibbon against Matt Winchester and Liam Brady against Jake Stevens. The evening was rounded off with the presentation of various trophies. Mr Black had the honour of awarding the best lady fighter to Natalie McColl, and the best male fighter to Steve Brady. Mr Black received a standing ovation following his speech in which he thanked everyone for their support. If this year’s UKITF teams can take some of Mr Black’s enthusiasm, dedication, commitment and drive to the World Championships, then we should be truly proud. Mr Black we thank you. The irresistible force versus the immovable object. . The Irish ladies were up against the Scottish ladies next. With the Irish team having to forfeit the first two matches, as they did not have a flyweight and lightweight in their team, it was always going to be an uphill struggle for them as they needed to win all three remaining fights to secure victory. The first round was between Claire O’Sullivan for Ireland and Donna Murphy for Scotland. This resulted in a draw, which required the remaining two fights to be won by the Irish, to secure a tie for this round. Despite the pressure the Irish ladies came back strong with victories by Aoile Foley and Moria McElligott. With the round now at a tie there was a face off between Laura Cremen (Ireland) and Donna Murphy (Scotland). Donna, with a true Scottish brave heart, took her team through to the final. Mr John Black and Master Ray Gayle Men’s Teams Ladies’ Teams 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 1st 2nd 3rd 4th England Ireland Scotland Wales Donna Murphy secures Scotland's route to the final. This now led the way for the play offs for third and fourth places. Whilst the Welsh men’s team of Chris Mullen, Kevin McCabe, Steve Brady and Tim Goulding all showed great fortitude and courage, they were ultimately defeated by a stronger Scottish team, with Chris Davidson, Scott Morris, Adam Patterson, Gary McGuire and Mark McAdam, bringing the victories home for Scotland. The English Ladies’ team secured third place against the Irish, with wins from Kimberley Bradshaw, Stacey Weatherer, and Emma Deakin gaining a draw. After an interlude it was now time for the finals. The ladies’ teams were the first to start with Wales against Scotland. All five members of the Welsh team were feeling confident from their previous success and Jenny Francis, Natalie McColl, Alex Page, Becky Dearlove and Laura Penny won against Karen Douse, Nicole Jarvis, Donna Murphy, Lee McAdam, and Jackie Timoney respectively. The grand finale of the evening came to a showdown between the 15 Mr John Black with some fans Wales Scotland England Ireland WINTER KICKBOXING CAMP Kickboxing camp: a March weekend of splendid non-softness. This year the themes were “mud” and “very nice accommodation”. What’s not to like? Mrs Jo Walker and Mr Mark Dean chat about it... We think it’s just mud. “I had seen the kickboxing group from a distance prior to the weekend and was very apprehensive about how they would feel with Taekwon-Do students attending their training camp. Like so many other students I wondered what this hard core weekend would entail and had heard stories of the gruelling runs from last years camp! Well, I have to say hand on heart I had the most fantastic weekend. Why? I hear you ask, well in answer to this- there are a whole host of reasons which I shall try to explain! Right from the Friday evening I found the group to be incredibly warm and inviting. It was great to get to know everyone and like so many occasions within the group, meet up with old friends and make new ones. This year we were all staying in fantastic Log cabins at the Dorset Golf and Country Club, which I know everyone appreciated. Although Mr Jones and Mr Lammin were the only two to have golf clubs with them, we soon made ourselves at home occupying the bar for most of the evening. Afternoon training was slightly more conventional with all levels of kickboxing knowledge and experience catered for. The three instructors Mr Jones, Mr Walker and Mr Houston were brilliant, taught us new techniques and gave us tips along with some further beastings in between - which was fun. It was fun watching some turning green as a result of their self- inflicted ailments from the night before! The final session of each day consisted of a run mixed in with some physical training. These sessions were open to all but not compulsory. This was brilliant as it provided further opportunities for us all to get out of the weekend what suited us. What they didn't explain was exactly how steep the hill between Lulworth Cove and Durdle Door beach was. That said, the views were spectacular and I'm glad we ran it on the Saturday when the weather was being good. So overall as a Taekwon-Do based student what did I learn? Well, tons to be honest. I learnt that kickboxing has its own set of skills and, like any martial art, to be really good at it takes a great deal of time and dedication. In addition I learnt Throughout the weekend the training sessions were hard work, but extremely good fun. Morning sessions took place on that this method of training is fantastic for improving your overall fitness and requires a lot of grit and determination. a grass area outside the cabins and by the time Sunday Also, kickboxers hit hard and thank goodness for full face morning and torrential rain had come there was more mud than grass (which of course became the new version of 'Sea' head guards! On a serious note, kickboxing requires great skill and the instructors and other students made me and all for all you summer campers). As always, it is moments of craziness and enjoyment like this that stay with you long after those who attended feel extremely welcome, making for a truly memorable and enjoyable weekend. I gained a true camp has actually finished. And as for the mud, well it soon understanding and appreciation of what Kickboxing is all washes off and the in-house saunas soon dried out our about and I will definitely be putting my name down for next trainers and soothed our aching limbs. We even managed to train Polish style (you'll have to ask Mr Jones and Mr Lammin year!” about that one) with a quick cold dip sprint (we must have all - Mrs Jo Walker, 1st Degree Taekwon-Do looked like helpless cattle being herded through the dipping lanes!). 16 “Hello. My name is Mark Dean and I’m a 41 year, balding, middle age spread type of guy with only an average fitness level. I am a green belt kickboxer, training at Purbeck with Mr Mark Kell. My job and commitments only really allow me 1 day’s training on average a week, so I try to practise whilst away at work. My weekends are like gold dust and I rarely get them off and yet in a moment of madness I signed up for Kickboxing winter camp in March at the Dorset golf and country club, an idyllic and beautiful part of the world set in rural and peaceful Dorset – or so I thought. Being a veteran of KB winter camp I thought I knew what to expect this year (couldn’t possibly snow THIS March – could it?) But then I should have realised also that Mr. Jones, Mr. Walker and Mr. Houston would dream up ever new ways of making this year’s camp bigger and better than last year’s. Trotting along that lovely Dorset countryside. I arrived at 1900ish, found my billet and introduced myself to my housemates for the weekend. We then headed off to the bar for the 2000 welcome meeting. It didn’t matter that I didn’t know many people personally – I remembered many faces from last year and have also seen a few people at gradings and the excellent F.A.S.T. Defence courses, so it is easy to chat and find common interests. Of course the best thing here is not to overindulge after this meeting as you do need to be ready for the first activity in the morning. This is experience speaking here – trust me. Girly mud fight Day 1, 0600: Mr. McCabe’s alarm goes off – thank you sir. It is now that I realise cider is bad for me and not a health drink with apples in it. After a wash and dressed in trackies and trainers and with bag gloves in hand we meet on the football pitch. It is here I notice how quiet and serene this part of the world is. The birds are singing, the sun is rising – how glad am I to be healthy and alive. And then it starts. The warm up, sit-ups, press-ups, pad drills, running shuttles, piggy back rides. The list is endless and yet it passes in a blur. By 0830 I am completely exhilarated and completely ready for my breakfast. At camp it’s best to relax between activities and this is filled with general lazing and banter. 1130, Bovington hall: When I arrive at the hall I am immediately awestruck by the seniority of the majority of people here – the range of skill runs from Kickboxing white belts through to TKD and TSD 4th and 5th Dans. I feel very humble and honoured at this point. We are split into 3 groups after the warm up and then spent the next two hours training our sparring, pad work and (my favourite) self defence techniques. The highlight for me is a scary bout sparring with Mr King, an awesome fighter (I’ve never been confident in my own skills) who fights at championship level. delicacy. Sampling “bear”, a local The levitation seminar was a crushing disappointment. After the warm down it’s back to the chalet for lunch and downtime. This time is important, especially at my age, as my body needs to recover a lot nowadays. There is a run up a small hill in Lulworth scheduled for 1500. This session is not compulsory and due to a recurring knee injury I decide to take a small walk instead. The chalets offer excellent equipment, and you can cater for yourselves or have dinner in the clubhouse. This is followed by a drink (not compulsory) and bed. I choose an early night tonight and am in bed by 2230. 17 Day 2, 0630: Mr. McCabe’s alarm goes off and the chalet is almost immediately filled with chatter. The morning looks good, though there are a few spots of rain starting to appear on the window. This gets progressively heavier as we make our way to the now sodden football pitch. I think the weather puts the instructors in a playful mood and we start our warm up in the muckiest and swampiest part of the pitch. Good humour is prevailing though and everybody is spurring each other on during the warm up, exercise, mud fight and even during the sprint through a part filled ditch to end the session an hour later. Everybody is soaked and filthy and yet spirits remain very high (rarely have I seen adults have so much fun with mud outside certain clubs!). There is a mass strip at the door of each chalet and some items get binned, the salvageable get washed and put into the sauna to dry. This is followed by breakfast and downtime. n. This’ll be the mud orgy the 1200, Bovington Hall: after a warm up we are again put through pad drills, technical and knife and stick self defence. These are intense sessions and are sadly over far too quickly. There are other activities planned for those staying on until Monday. These include a woodland run, sparring practice and a kickboxercise and cardio class. I wouldn’t have minded attending any of those but with reluctance I have to leave early. During my long drive I have time to reflect on the weekend’s activities. I have been privileged to train under three very dedicated, expert and highly respected instructors. I have spent the weekend with like-minded people that don’t just learn the art, they embrace all that it has to offer and live by its tenets. Some blokes pretendin g to enjoy the lunar eclips e. My lessons from this weekend? I have learned that I need to up my fitness level and training. I train as often as circumstances allow – but how can I improve on this? I can have the best instructors in the world to teach me, but it is up to me to practice, practice, practice and that is the only way to improve. How good we are in our art is not only a reflection of their expert instruction but also testimony as to how dedicated we are as individuals. Before I attended this year, I asked myself the following questions:Is kickboxing camp for me? Camp is for anybody and everybody that wants to improve themselves; I’ve yet to meet anyone that is perfect! Is it not the same crowd every year? The same people attend every club gathering because they are constantly striving to be the best at what they do! They are a friendly bunch that make you feel welcome and are happy to help guide and encourage you. Will I fit in? Camp is for anybody that has an interest in kickboxing and the martial arts and looking for a way in which to improve their skills or even learn new ones, no matter what level your training is at. There were many more people this year than last – and in truth I can only see it getting bigger. Am I fit enough? If you are concerned about your fitness, discuss this with your instructor – but one very spirited lady managed to attend every lesson (even sparring) with one foot in plaster. That is spirit in its truest form – I salute you ma’am. “Sorry, you’re not muddy enough. Please run through this muddy stream.” As I face the M3 only one question remains unanswered in my head - Will I be back next year? I certainly hope so. “ - Mr Mark Dean, Green Belt Kick Boxing 18 Winning - but at what cost? This article is going to upset a few people. But I think that’s a good thing. If people are upset by something, they are more likely to stand up and say their piece and that is what this is all about. Anyone who knows me will agree that I am not known for my shy and retiring nature and I do have a bit of a habit of speaking out about things that mean a lot to me. Tournaments are one of those things. Over the last 15 years I have been to more tournaments than I can remember. I have competed, umpired, refereed, moved tables, picked up rubbish and dealt with problems, and now my own students are competing, umpiring, refereeing etc… I believe every tournament is an opportunity to showcase martial arts skills, but are we martial artists who are demonstrating elements of our art, or are we competitors with a driving force to win at all costs? I have seen small children as young as 7 throwing themselves at other small children as though their life depended on it, often accompanied by a parent or even instructor on the sideline shouting encouragement to ‘hit him in the face’ or ‘smack him harder’. Now, I understand the benefits and lessons that children learn from attending tournaments. An assertive nature is rarely a bad thing, especially in a world that is becoming more aggressive all the time. But there is a fine line between teaching our children to fight in a controlled and skilful way, and teaching them to do whatever it takes to win. I’m sure there are many parents and instructors living vicariously through the children in the ring. So maybe they should get the gloves on themselves once in a while instead of choosing to stay inside their own comfort zone. Children learn what behaviour is acceptable from the adults around them. If they see their instructor jumping up and down and encouraging them to put the boot in, they will learn a very particular kind of lesson. After all more contact and less control equates to more injuries and less students having a good day! As instructors, I believe our responsibility extends far beyond the confines of our dojang. If that is true then there is never any excuse for instructors to behave in this way. National coaches have a job to do and P.U.M.A.’s record shows that they do it very well but what excuse can the rest of us have? What is the real difference between a sportsman and a martial artist? Most of us will probably have our own ideas; some may think there is no difference or that they are so similar it’s not worth noting. For me, one of the main differences is the etiquette: the degree of respect we show to each other. Not as easy or as straightforward as it sounds. I am aware of ‘Masters’, non-P.U.M.A. I hasten to add, who think it’s acceptable to shout abuse and try to intimidate officials who make decisions they disagree with. These are the same officials who give up their free time to selflessly help others have a good day. It makes me wonder what lessons competitors will take home after witnessing something like that. Winning is hard, it demands dedication to your art and a lot of hard work on the part of the student, but losing is harder! Showing good sportsmanship can sometimes be harder than fighting the fight in the first place. Many mainstream junior schools have adopted the philosophy of eliminating win-lose games and sports from their curriculum as they feel ‘being a loser’ will have a detrimental effect on the emotional well being of the child. Personally I’m not too sure about that – after all, adult life is full of win-lose situations and being able to lose with grace and pick yourself up afterwards is a necessary life skill. Surely the ideal student would be one who remembers to say “sir” or “ma’am”, who shake hands at the start, who won’t choose to use underhanded techniques to score a point and who thanks and congratulates their opponent and referee at the end, regardless of whether they win or lose. Should we be teaching more sportsmanship as part of our martial arts syllabus? I would like to hear what people think about that. Before anyone writes in to ask - what has all this got to do with child protection? I will tell you. As instructors our responsibility is to help develop young minds, to guide them into becoming a better person through the practice of their chosen art be it Taekwon-Do Tan Soo-Do, Kickboxing or any other discipline we teach. A tournament provides a unique opportunity for this lesson to be taught. It also provides a great opportunity for us to teach aggression, bad sportsmanship and bullying. On a personal note, I believe that P.U.M.A. has a fantastic record for running tournaments in a professional and friendly manner, especially when compared to others who attempt the same scale of event. I also believe that we have some of the most selfless and skilled officials who are prepared to go the extra mile to make sure the day is a success for all competitors at their own personal and emotional expense; after all, it’s a very long day! It makes me proud that OUR Masters behave like true Masters should, and our senior grades can stand up and take any abuse handed out to them whilst remain calm and professional at all times. The Professional Unification of Martial Arts was well named! Louise Reeve is a 3rd degree Black Belt who trains under Master Gayle in Yate. She teaches at her own school in Henleaze, and also teaches in Clifton. She is one of the P.U.M.A. FAST team and is the only lady ‘bulletman’ in the world. She is the current P.U.M.A. child protection officer and can be contacted by email ([email protected]) or phone (07866 723631). 19 CHILD PROTECTION Etiquette from students is often forgotten at tournaments. It’s as if they feel that as they’re not in their own dojang, the rules don’t apply. Once again I think this is a job for instructors, and I know this because I always make a point of reminding competitors to use appropriate etiquette during tournaments. I then take the names of particularly polite students and hunt down their instructors to let them know how impressed I am, and strangely it’s always the same instructors who have polite students. I don’t think this is a coincidence. By Wendy McColl Competition Nutrition Your diet in the lead up to a tournament can have a significant impact on your performance, even giving you a winning edge. As a competing athlete (yes I did call you an athlete), your diet should consist of a good balance of the 3 main nutrients: Carbohydrates (pasta, rice, pulses, oats, potatoes) are the foods that fill our glycogen stores and give us the fuel for serious training. Proteins (fish, meat, poultry, soya, quorn, dairy foods) for the growth and formation of tissue and for tissue repair, a fuel for energy production. faster that water). The day before a tournament, you will need to think about topping up the muscle glycogen and remaining well hydrated. To make the most of your muscle glycogen stores, either rest completely or train very lightly. Drink plenty of fluids (especially water) and don’t be tempted to skip meals – even if you have ‘butterflies’. Don’t try new foods and avoid consuming caffeine (which can contribute to anxiety), alcohol (a diuretic that will deplete your body fluids) and fatty, oily or spicy foods. For tournaments, which consist of short bursts of energy spread over a prolonged period of time, glycogen stores can run down, leaving us without the energy that we need. During the week before your competition, you need to think about both topping up your glycogen stores and staying well hydrated. On competition day, there will be four areas to consider; topping up liver glycogen stores, keeping well hydrated, maintaining good blood sugar levels and keeping your hunger at bay. You should plan to have your pre-competition meal at least 2 hours before the event, so that your stomach has time to empty and your blood sugar and insulin levels can normalise. If you suffer from nerves, give yourself a little extra time as nervousness can slow down your digestion rate. Do not be tempted to skip your breakfast on competition day as low levels of liver glycogen and blood sugar reduce your endurance and result in early fatigue. If you are starting to compete later in the day, schedule your food (as near as possible) to 3 hourly intervals throughout the day, leaving the all important 2 hour break before you compete (although due to the nature of our competitions this can be quite difficult to achieve). Suitable foods to eat on tournament day should be low GI, low in fat, low in protein, light and easy to digest (not spicy), low/no salt and should be foods that you enjoy eating and are familiar with. Make sure that you drink around 500ml of fluid approximately 2 hours before the event begins. Try experimenting with food and fluid timings when training in the weeks before the tournament so that you can see what works best for your body. You can help keep these stores full by training smart, using lower intensity training in the week prior to the tournament with 1/2 days rest or light training directly before the tournament. At approximately 15-30 minutes before your event, drink another 250 ml of fluid and make sure you have plenty of fluids with you throughout the competition. From a dietary point of view, consider increasing your carbohydrate intake to around 60-70% of your total calories, reducing your percentages of protein and fat. Depending upon the calories you expend during your reduced intensity training sessions, you may find that you need to reduce your total calories slightly (by reducing your fat intake) so that you do not actually gain weight prior to the tournament. During your events, you will need to keep your energy levels topped up, particularly if you are competing in multiple events (eg patterns, sparring, destruction). Avoid foods/fluids containing fructose as the body does not absorb this well and it can cause stomach cramps. Once your events have started, moderate/high GI foods such as energy bars, isotonic drinks, cereal bars, etc. will give you an energy boost, and make sure that you continue to replace fluids lost through sweating – as little as 2% of lost bodily fluid will impair your performance. Fats (especially healthy fats such as olive oil, oils from nuts, oily fish) to improve endurance and recovery and as an emergency energy store. Although every individual will have their own specific requirements which will depend on their age, gender, weight, training frequency and training intensity, a reasonable division of these nutrients (for an adult athlete) would be 57% carbohydrates, 30% healthy fats and 13% proteins. As the tournament approaches, the sensible athlete will have taken appropriate measures to make their target weight so that during the pre-tournament week there will be no anxiety concerning weight categories and focus can be put upon eating for peak performance. Divide your calories into 6 small meals per day with approximately 3 hour gaps between meals. Try and eat carbohydrates that have a low GI rating (foods with a low Glycaemic Index rating are slower to raise your blood sugar levels and sustain the levels for longer) and drink at least 8 glasses of water per day, starting as soon as you wake up and drinking one glass before each meal. Make sure that you fully re-hydrate after training sessions, using both water and sports drinks – water is fine for up to 1 hour of low intensity exercise, but high intensity exercise of 30 minutes or more will mean that you will need to start replacing your electrolytes (body salts). You can do this by choosing an isotonic sports drink (isotonic sport drinks contain the same number of carbohydrates and electrolytes as the body’s fluids and are absorbed faster/as fast as water) or a hypotonic sports drink (this contains less carbohydrates and electrolytes than body fluids and is absorbed After the tournament is over (particularly if you are in an event that is spread over more than one day or you are training the next day), you will need to replenish your body’s glycogen and fluid levels. Choose foods that have a moderate/high GI rating to ensure fast absorption and try to eat within 2 hours of finishing. After competing you should aim to drink at least 500ml of fluid immediately and then have regular fluids for the rest of the day. 2 hours after your post event food, you should eat a carbohydrate rich meal such as pasta, rice or even thick crust pizza. Continue to avoid fatty or oily foods as these can delay the refuelling process and make you feel bloated and uncomfortable. So next time you are approaching tournament weekend, think smart and eat like a champion. 20 So what should you actually be eating in the countdown to the competition? Here it is in practical terms. When How What Week prior Increase Carbohydrate intake Low GI foods Drink plenty (monitor the colour of your urine) Pasta, Rice, Jacket Potatoes, Fish, Chicken, Tuna, Water 1 day prior High carb meal, low GI Low fat No new foods Pasta dishes (tomato based sauces), Rice dishes, Water 2-4 hours prior High carbs, low GI Low fat,low protein Light and palatable Cereal, Toast, Sandwiches, Rolls, Jacket Potato, Tuna 1 hour prior Easily digestible foods Sports drinks, Energy bars, Rice cakes with jam, Bananas 15-30 minutes prior 250mls fluid Water, Sports drink During or between events/rounds Moderate / high GI foods Rice cakes, Dried fruit, Jaffa Up to 300mls fluid every 20 mins (depending on cakes, Bananas, levels of activity) Energy/cereal/fruit bars, Water, Sports drinks After the event Carbohydrate rich, high GI Continued fluid intake Sports drinks, Pasta meals, Rice dishes, Pizza The following 3 recipes for isotonic sport drinks are quick to prepare and cost very little. · · · 500ml of Orange Juice + 500ml water (preferably mineral water) + pinch of salt 200ml squash + 800ml water (preferably mineral) + pinch salt 200ml low calorie squash + 800ml water (preferably mineral) + 60g glucose + pinch of salt NB: mineral water contains its own electrolytes, e.g. calcium, magnesium, potassium, making it So, none of these then. All timings and amounts are approximates or averages. Always consult with a healthcare professional before making major changes within your diet. Sources: www.brianmac.demon.co.uk, The Complete Guide To Sports Nutrition, 4th edition, by A.Bean Wendy McColl is a solo mother of four children. She is a 2nd Degree Black Belt from Teignmouth Taekwon-Do Club in Devon, has been training for 7 years in Taekwon-do and is a qualified instructor. Wendy also trained for 2 years in Tai Chi and is a mature student at South Devon College, where she is currently in her 2nd year studying for a BTec National Diploma in Sport Performance and Excellence. As well as this full time course she is studying sports massage, sport and fitness therapy, sports injuries, YMCA Gym Instructor and YMCA Exercise To Music Instructor. Her other qualifications include Community Sports Leader, level 1 FA Coach and Lifeguard. 21 You may well have gathered from previous articles that a lot of the Kickboxing strategies and thought processes come from the noble art of boxing. In my mind one of the best exponents of the art of boxing is Joe Calzaghe. His accuracy, speed, timing and above all else his footwork go a long way to making him stand out from the others. I mentioned this fact at this year’s summer camp and if anyone cared to buy a copy of the Calzaghe v Lacy fight they would find the DVD invaluable as an instructional tool. Kickboxing in the ring is not just a physical sport or martial art. It is a thinking activity where if the fighter wishes to be successful he or she must appreciate the finer points of the art. Those finer points to me are the ring craft that every good fighter must have, to stop them from becoming a mere slugger or brawler. Before we get into the fight itself, let’s first embrace the psychology of a fight. You have two opponents who hopefully have trained their bodies to a high level, because if they haven’t they are more than likely going to come away in second place. Both fighters will be nervous. They will start to experience fear; their adrenaline will start to pump as they go through their own warm up routine, whatever that may be. Next thing they know is they are standing toe to toe with their opponent. Here’s the first GOLDEN MOMENT. If you show the opponent that you’re scared then you may as well go home. Not everyone has the same technique of psyching out your opponent. When Master Ogborne used to fight he would always make a point of going up to the opponent with a smile and a hand shake, regardless of whether the opponent accepted his gesture or not, and if you speak to him, he will tell you he faced some people whose snarl was scarier than a rabid dog! The point being that Master Ogborne’s way of hiding his fear and anxiety was in a playful way. If your way is to stare the person out then fine - either way, don’t let your opponent see that you’re affected. Learn to mask the fear. Okay, the fight’s about to start. You know the rules, the nerves are at their peak and the crowd’s getting excited. DING DING! What on earth do you do next, or perhaps worse, what’s the opponent going to do to you? I’m a great believer in a fighter using their intelligence and staying calm… but then that’s easy for me to say sat here with a nice mug of tea on a howling afternoon. Fighting is like a game of chess. You may go in with your opening gambit only to be quashed by your opponent and before you know it …IT’S CHECKMATE! You have to be able to read your opponent. If you’re lucky enough to get videos of them or any information as to how 22 they fight, you have an advantage. In chess each move made is a step towards the ultimate goal, that of winning the game. Fighting is exactly the same. If you know your opponent’s weakness then exploit it. Be warned however this victory does not happen instantly, indeed sometimes it won’t happen at all. You need to prepare for such an equation, not simply blame everything other than yourself. So you’ve spent the first round taking a good look at your opponent, you’ve come back to your corner unscathed and feeling good. Now comes the next GOLDEN MOMENT. Your corner man can give you all the advice you need, whether it be ‘More of the same’, or ‘Keep you hands up’ or ‘Maintain the centre of the ring’ or ‘ Listen, I want you to start to let your right hand go more’. In that last statement was the key word…Listen! All too often a fighter loses their contest because they have ignored all the good advice given by their corner men. Sorry to go on about chess again, but I think it’s worth stressing the point. You put yourself in the position to win the game by using the pawn, because without it the game’s lost. In the fight game the jab is your pawn. It is used extensively by the good fighter to keep your opponent away, score points and perhaps more importantly set up for your main artillery weapons such as a cross. Okay, DING DING. The second round starts and you start to circle with your opponent. You see top class boxers doing this all the time: why do they do it? Simply because it gives them the opportunity to avoid the opponent’s attack. If the opponent is throwing everything they have at you in a straight line, it’s difficult to avoid by merely stepping back in the line of attack. In case you’re wondering how can you fight if you’re constantly going round in circles, the truth is when you decide to let your main artillery weapons go you stop circling and plant your feet to give you the balance needed for the big shots. You’ve made it into the third and final round (most novice fights consist of three two-minute rounds) and you’re feeling really fatigued. Conserve your energy, control the distance and cover up on the ropes if you have to. Do whatever it takes. This is where the mental toughness kicks in big time. Don’t think you’re Ali, because you’re not. If someone is unloading on you, try and smother their work as best you can and when the opportunity arises turn the aggressor so they get to feel your stinging punches and kicks. The crowd at this point is deeply engrossed in the fight. You’ve got nothing left but neither has the person opposite you. If there’s only one thing you take away from this article, let it be this: KEEP YOUR HANDS UP! Don’t worry. Shortly you’re going to be greeted by GOLDEN MOMENT three, when they ring that bell and it’s all over. I hope you’ve enjoyed this month’s article. Just remember, it’s not necessarily what you are doing right that will win the fight; it can easily be what your opponent is doing wrong. Take care, Malcolm Jones, [email protected] 23 Taekwon-Do is famous for its kicking; you only have to look at the traditional Korean foot-fighting game of Tae Kyon (one of the ingredients in the development of modern Taekwon-Do) to see that Korean martial arts have almost always favoured the legs. So in this edition we will look at some basic kicks; namely snap kicks, turning kicks and side kicks. Snap Kicks Side Kick There are two types of snap kick – front snap kick (ap cha busigi) and side-front snap kick (yobap cha busigi). There is only one difference between them and it’s not in the way the kick is executed but in the body position. The front snap kick is performed in a full facing posture (and usually from the rear leg) whilst a side-front snap kick is performed in a half facing posture (and usually from the front leg in an L stance). The main attacking tool is the ball of the foot, although you could also use the instep, or the toes if wearing shoes. There are 3 types of side kick; the side piercing kick (yopcha jirugi), the side thrusting kick (yopcha tulgi) and the side pushing kick (yopcha milgi). The side thrust kick uses the ball of the foot as the attacking tool whilst the other two types use the footsword. The side piercing kick is the most common of the three and appears many times in Taekwon-Do patterns. When performing the technique, the kicking leg is raised so that the upper leg is parallel to the floor and the lower leg hangs in the air already tensed in the ap kumchi position ready to kick. The foot is fired forwards, and at the same time, the supporting leg should flex slightly i.e. at the moment of impact, the standing leg is slightly bent. Students should display the kick for a fraction of a second and then recoil the foot to the cocked position before stepping down into stance again. Care should be taken not to lean back. If your upper body leans back at the moment of impact, power will be seriously reduced as your momentum will be travelling the wrong way! Try to keep your body upright and concentrate on projecting your momentum forwards into the kick. Note also that as far as patterns are concerned, you should keep your hands in whichever position they were previously in, whilst executing the kick itself, and only move them afterwards. For example, if the previous move was a wedging block (like in Do-San tul) your hands should remain in the wedging block position as you kick, and then relax your hands in preparation to punch after the kick is completed. [As a slight side point, notice the Korean term for the piercing kick – it uses ‘jirugi’ which means ‘punch.’ The Korean word for punch and pierce are the same here and the implication is to “punch with the leg.” This illustrates that the side kick is the kicking equivalent of a punch.] The preparatory stance for a side kick is often bending A stance (goburyo sogi A). The following points should be considered in this stance: · · · · The standing foot points at 90 degrees to the direction that the student is facing. The kicking foot is already forming a footsword and is in front of (but not touching) the supporting knee. The knee of the kicking foot points at 45 degrees to the direction which the stance faces. The arms make a forearm guarding block (palmok daebi makgi); when making the stance the block should be performed with power and the arms should not simply be lifted into the finish position. From the bending stance, the following set of events take place: · · Image 1 : a front snap kick · The knee of the kicking leg should be lifted slightly (after all, the foot with kick along whichever line the knee is pointing toward; if the knee is low, the kick will be low). (see images 2 and 3) At the same time, the hands should be crossed in front of the chest – they should cross bank-to-back just like the chamber for an outer forearm block. (see image 4 and note) Finally, the kick should be fired out, whilst the arm is struck out along the kicking leg (reaction hand to waist too) and the supporting foot should twist to face the opposite direction [actually, the foot twists out to 75 degrees]. These 3 should all happen together! (see images 5, 6 and 7) I recommend practising the side kick over a chair – this will help you to kick out and retract the leg along the same line and prevent you from simply lifting the leg in the manner of the side rising kick. The side pushing kick differs from the piercing and thrust versions of side kick because the hip isn’t rotated; side pushing kick comes from the front leg and is performed with a skip. It is ‘pushing’ because the power comes almost entirely from the momentum of skipping forwards and not from the jerk of the hips. 24 Image 2 Image 4 Image 3 The crossing of arms in the style of an outer forearm block is somewhat stylistic and the kick can be performed without this minor movement. However, it does help you emphasise the use of the arms in the side kick – the movement of the arms should be explosive and will help to improve the overall look of power in the technique. The arm that opens out along side the kicking leg acts as a stabilising force and helps with equilibrium in the kick. Image 6 Image 7 25 Image 5 Turning Kick A traditional turning kick (dollyo chagi) is a very powerful kick indeed. Like the snap kicks, the primary attacking tool is the ball of the foot, though instep and toes could also be used. Turning kicks will usually be executed from the rear leg and usually from an L stance. degrees. As you look at the board, it is at an angle along your line of sight, but is in front of you nevertheless. The correct way to measure (and ultimately kick) is to measure from point C but facing X. This way, if you were to start walking, you would walk past the target without bumping into it! The most important thing to realise with a turning kick is that the maximum power lies at 45 degrees to your own position and not in front of you – please read that last sentence again! Many of you who read this will be thinking “yes, yes, I know that already.” However, when I see people measure for a turning kick against a pad or a board, they often measure with the target in front of them. The rear leg should be lifted as if you were trying to step over a fence or a hurdle; your foot and knee should both be high enough to clear such an imaginary obstacle, as shown in image 11). At the moment that you kick out with your foot, the standing foot should rotate to face the opposite 45 degree angle thereby using the natural twist or torque of the body to make the kick powerful. The kick should again be displayed for a moment before retracting and stepping down. Imagine a baseball player or a tennis player. When they strike the ball with their bat or racquet, the point at which they strike is slightly to the side of their body, not in front of them. Turning kick is the same, so imagine your leg is a baseball bat and the target is the ball. In image 9 you can see Miss Stokes with a bat, at the position she might hit a ball. The angle is the same for the kick. What follows is a somewhat technical description of correct measurement for this kick – I’ve tried to simplify it as much as possible. Image 8 depicts a board at the centre of an imaginary circle. Obviously wherever you stand on that circle, you can look towards the board - if you were to stand at point A, the board would appear to be full facing; if you were at point B at looked at the board you would see it edge-on and therefore it would be side facing to you; and finally if you were to stand at point C looking at the board, it would appear half facing. Most people measure for a turning kick from point C, whilst facing the board (i.e. looking toward the centre of the circle). In this case, the board is in front of you, not at 45 Image 8 B Image 9 Please pay special attention to image 12; the target is slightly to the side of the kicker (i.e. at 45 degrees) – indeed, you can see that Miss Stokes’s body is facing the camera, and not facing the target. A common mistake is to face the target, which is incorrect. Leg Strength Finally in this issue, I would like to recommend that all students try more ‘slow kicking’. We practise our hands techniques all the time, but often neglect our kicks. If you try kicking slowly, perhaps with some sort of resistance (resistance bands, ankle weights etc) your kicks will improve dramatically. It’s tough training and you will need to persevere, but the rewards will be reaped. Happy kicking! Image 10 X C A Image 11 Are there any aspects of Taekwon-Do that you would like me to investigate and divulge? If so, feel free to contact me at [email protected] . I look forward to your suggestions. Image 12 Kevin McCabe, 4th degree black belt, has trained in Taekwon-Do for over 15 years. He is a member of the P.U.M.A. management team as Technical Assistant. He aids senior instructors with training duties at P.U.M.A. camps and other events and also teaches technical and pattern seminars. He trains under Master Ray Gayle and teaches his own schools in Cardiff. 26 Kids Corner An articulated lolly. Because they’re shellfish A teacher walks into class with a steak and kidney pie on his head "Do you know that you have a steak and kidney pie on your head?" ask the pupils. "I always have a steak and kidney pie on my head on Wednesdays" replies the teacher. "But it’s Tuesday" says one of the pupils (the one at the back with the blue pullover). "I feel like a right idiot now" the teacher replies. Nothing, it just waved. Lost. Because the sea weed. Mum's making Thai Curried Quorn. She says if she adds yeast and lets it rise... It'll be Thai Quorn Dough What’s that? You think you have better jokes? Well, email them to the magazine at and see your name in print! It is the nineteen-eighties. Ray Gayle and Mark Ogborne, in their premaster forms, are enjoying some sparring practise in Mr Ogborne’s mum’s back garden. The human mind is an imperfect thing however and the two of them have slightly different memories of that balmy afternoon. How many discrepancies between Master Gayle’s memory (left) and Master Ogborne’s memory (right) can you find? What a calamity! Southampton instructor and FAST defence bulletman Mr Chris Walker is having a short holiday with some friends. That’s not so bad, but he’s packing up to go home and seems to have lost his Girls Aloud greatest hits CD! He could probably find it himself if he could be bothered but instead he’s just standing around practising his “fence”, so you’ll have to find it for him. Hurry, otherwise his friends will discover it and make fun of him in the P.U.M.A. magazine! (Based on a true story) 27 W O N L O R EN Croyde Bay, Devon: 11th to 18th August Over 13s only. Under 18s must be accompanied by parent or legal guardian. Non-training partners and family welcome. Bath, Somerset: 31st August to 2nd September Closing date for applications: 6th July All grades and arts welcome. Limited spaces. See your instructor for further details and an application form or visit