2013 Alchemy Who What When Where???

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2013 Alchemy Who What When Where???
2013 ­ Alchemy
Who What When Where???
Welcome to the Who, What, When, Where? Guide for Apogaea 2013!
It doesn’t matter how you mix ‘em, there’s a whole lot of W’s out there, and this book is here to help you find ‘em all: events,
art, and camps. Also, remember that fun, events, and art will be occurring in unscheduled and unplanned locations. But,
DON’T WANDER OUTSIDE THE BOUNDARIES looking for them, as this is grounds for expulsion from the event.
Apogaea is what you make it! The entertainment is what you and your fellow participants create. Whatever your
special talent might be, share with us!
In case of severe weather, forest fire, or other need for evacuation, please come to Center
Camp for more information, and listen for announcements broadcast on the large sound
systems. Do NOT attempt to leave in your own vehicle unless instructed to do so ­ traffic jams
or stuck vehicles could endanger lives during an emergency.
Have an idea that you'd like to bring to Apogaea 2014?
Or ideas for how to make Apogaea better?
Wanna volunteer to be more involved in the planning of Apogaea?
Look for notices about serving on the Board, lead position openings, theme contest,
flyer/ticket design contest, and the Creative Grant cycle!
Visit http://www.apogaea.com for information!
When you get back to the default world be sure to complete the
Apogaea 2013 Census!
http://www.apogaea.com/about/census
Save the date: Sunday June 30th from 1­5pm
What can you expect? BBQ, beats, hoops and toys, fun and games, and maybe even a tent in the tree. Lets make this a
fun reflection back on the event we all love so much and show some big juicy love for all of you that helped make it the best
ever. More details will be posted at Info Booth. Come sign up for a shift and or just drop in and say hey if you are already
squared.
Apogaea is a LEAVE NO TRACE event!
Take a moment to remove all MOOP (Matter Out of Place) from your camp area
and help to de­MOOP some areas where you did not camp.
If you had a blast, consider how you’d like to be involved next year.
We’ll be looking for star volunteers to lead the team in 2014!
http://apogaea.com
Open Fire Performance for Opening Ceremony
Calling all Fire Performers! How would you like to welcome everyone home to Apogaea with a bang? Well you are in luck!
We would like to invite you to particpate in the Opening Ceremony! The Opening Cermony will be an open forum to ALL
perfomers in the Community who have checked into Fire Convergence and taken a required Safety Class (offered at
Convergence at 5PMevery day). So keep in mind, if you wish to particpate you MUST attend the Safety Class on
Wednesday. The Opening Ceremony will be at Dark Thirty (circa 9 PM). If you would like to perform please meet at Fire
Convergence no later than 8:30 and we will get started! Love and Light!
How to approach a Sick Apogaean Patient
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Vaccinations. Alcohol does not cause autism (neither do real vaccines, so STFU), and it can be used to kill
pathogenic organisms. Tequila and whiskey are particularly effective germicidal agents. Tell your naughty nurse
if you need to be vaccinated with alcohol. Must be taken orally.
Tick checks. They can be anywhere on your body. Please allow us to look.
Mouth to Mouth Aid. You appear short of breath. Perhaps you require more oxygen. I can assist you with that.
Complete physical exams and cardiovascular testing. These may be conducted at a later time, but only if you
schedule a mutually consensual appointment with one of the nurses.
Legend
Adult
Art
Art Grant Recipient
Center Camp
Fire
Food/Drink
Kid Friendly
Meh
Party/Gathering
Ritual/Ceremony
Sound/Music
Workshop/Class
Art Installations
Alchemical Elevation Alchemical Elevation will consist of 4, 8' tall purple and white podiums, decorated with alchemical symbols, and topped with 6' helium­filled weather
balloons. The balloons will be tethered to the tastefully backlit podiums with powered 2000lb winches for safety and elevation control. The 4
podiums will each have one of the symbols of the four elements painted on them, and will each contain a wireless LED light that will cause the
balloons to glow brightly throughout the night. The LED lights will react to the music of Panopolis, beckoning travelers from near and far to this
metropolis of low frequency sound.
Altar of Prometheus "Flashing fire, source of all arts, he, Prometheus, has purloined and bestowed upon mortal creatures. Such is his offence; for this he is bound to
make requital to the gods."
Come pay your respects to Prometheus, and take advantage of his gift.
Apo­Tucky Derby What is Apo­Tucky Derby: It's an all ages daytime interactive art project bringing all of the fun, excitement, competition and pageantry of the Kentucky
Derby to Apogaea — BURNER style. We have 3 mighty steeds that are spring­loaded and propelled forward when a rider posts. This year at Apo,
you get to be a jockey and compete for the Rose Blanket!
The track will be open • Wednesday: 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Thursday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Friday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m.
June 8th (Saturday) 1:00pm we will be hosting “The Kentucky Derby Race”. You can be one of 9 Apo participants who will compete for the Rose
Blanket, as the crowd cheers you on, drinks Mint Juleps and don their big ass Derby hats.
How does one become a jockey for The Big Kentucky Derby Race on Sat? ALL Apogaea participants are eligible to be a Kentucky Derby Jockey.
Each day of Apogaea, the racetrack will be open for timed trials. The 9 top fasted riders are eligible to be a jockey during “The Kentucky Derby Race”
on Saturday.
On­Site Gambling at Apo­Tucky Derby: Winner Takes All! Each day of Apogaea our gambling table will be open for betting. This is a dice game
played with 4 to 6 players. Everyone places a bet (a gift, schwag, stickers, you name it) on the table. Players roll the dice for their Post (1 through 6)
Highest role gets first choice of placement on the board. Then players roll the dice to advance their horse forward or side­to­side (not diagonally).
The first player across the finish wins... it all.
Arbor Borealis 2.0 Arbor Borealis is back and 20% bigger. It is a volumetric light sculpture nestled within its wooded surroundings. With carefully hidden microphones,
we will capture the sound of any passersby. Custom audio­reactive software will interpret the audio in waves of dynamic color, playing out 3D
visualizations in space. Spheres, waves, and other signals will be visually transmitted in the grid. Even when the installation isn’t reacting to user
sound input, it will play ambient patterns originating from modulation wave generation.
Blackout Bar We're here to help you get you on your way into the darkness. Only open for a short time sometime between midnight and 4am when the light is on.
The Blossom Effigy Returning this year as our effigy is "Blossom", built by Somer Andom and her crew last year. Even if there is a fire ban, we hope that "Blossom" will
inspire further blossoming at and beyond Apogaea. Lovingly crafted using modern CNC tools and an Open Source tool chain with the help from many
friends, it blooms brightest at night. Impromptu flame effects may occur on weekday nights if there are no burn bans.
Burn Your Brain Explore this giant playa brain by walking underneath it. Many hidden interactive elements are hidden within the brain lobe walls. Can you find them all?
Café L'anus at the ASS Taint Where ignorant Americans will be completely, utterly ignored. If you're lucky and we can understand what you're blathering on about, you might be
rewarded with our "fessées du jour."
Because everything sounds better in French and we don't give a fuck...
The Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion Kum­ForIt Stay­shun Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion presents the “Breast Little Scorehouse at Apo” ~~ Kum over and get on down to see our array of potions and notions
to: 1) Make you smell pretty (perfumes), 2) Get you to feel all sensual (scented oil for your “boyl” or “goyl”, lubes for your pubes and wipes for your
pipes), 3) Have you tasting as sweet as suckable with our sugar sticks (gum and lollipops); and, very importantly 4) Help you to be safe (condoms
and sunscreen ­­ warning ­­ do not mix!!). That's the one and only CWM Kum­ForIt Stay­shun conveniently located in front of the MalFUNKtion tent in
beautiful downtown Apogaea.
The Cloud Inflatable bubble of goodness. Crawl inside to see what awaits...!
Dinos for Life For sometime now, it has been publicly known that I love dinosaurs, and over the last few years my dinosaur collection has grown to be quite the
spectacle. So in creating Dinos for Life, I not only want to bring my entire dinosaur collection to share with the community but also offer a space
where people can come and share their dinosaur costumes, art, food, experiences, or any kind of love for the Jurassic era.
Disco­Corn Once thought to only exist in the imaginations of young girls and certain swingers clubs...real unicorns have been sighted at Apogaea. Come ride on
the unicorn of your dreams by the Fucking Unicorn Camp. She's easy to look at, easy to mount, and easy to love. Discocorn is a true sparkle­pony
without all the high maintenance ...and boy does she sparkle. This will be the ultimate Sparkle Pony! ** Like most sparkle ponies this one is DTF but
please treat her gentle as she also doubles as a piece of art**
Dr. Paracelsus's "Mystical Invocation" This is an interactive art installation of light ­100 ft by 50 ft, so it will only work at night. Please come and use your mystical powers to transform the
ancient symbols of alchemy.
Dr. Paracelsus is considered "Prince of the Alchemists" and was the first person to write about gnomes. The giant symbol in the installation is the
alchemists' sign of the gnome. Gnomes are the ones with the power knowledge of the Earth. As such, ancient mystics and alchemists called upon
Gnomes as an invocation of the embodiment of Earth. They are not without their wiles. They are dastardly in conniving tricks on those who would
fool with their "Mother Nature”.
Eye of Solaris The Eye of Solaris uses the solar energy of nuclear fission focused through a water lens to make fire, pop popcorn, burn offerings, create wood
burnt art, heat stones, melt pennies, warm water, make grilled cheese and bacon, and generally amaze people.
Bring things to burn, melt, or otherwise destroy/create with heat. This interaction will be open 10­2 each day, weather permitting.
The structure is decorated with fire and water themed accoutrements and colors, and provides some shade on two sides.
Grumpolith Lost your favorite boots? Sick of all the dubstep? Ran out of bacon?? Come visit the Grumpolith, a place to relax, unwind, and degrump. Brought to
you by 2 Girls 1 Camp, the Grumpolith will serve as an altar to set your inner Grump free. Check out our events!
Han Gin Hangout The Han Gin Hangout is a giant oriental style lantern with room for two, a room with a view. Climb on in for a little above ground contemplation,
Hidden Retreat Hidden Retreat is a quiet place to get away from the techno music, wild parties and craziness of the rest of Apogaea. Comfy blankets and pillows
beckoning you to take off your shoes, sit down, relax and breathe. Lie down under the trees and look overhead. There, beautiful fabrics, garlands,
crystals and wind chimes floating from trees will entertain your eyes and ears (if you aren't napping already). At night the trees and ground are lit up
with soft lights. This will be a secret space to nap, relax, journal, create, have conversations, do yoga, meditate, or hold a ceremony.
Hug Bistro Your friendly Burn Family, one stop, hug shop and Bistro! Give hugs (and other menu items), receive hugs, and most importantly, get to know your
Apogaean community.
IllumAnemone This installation is a luminous jellyfish tree growing out of the ground. By night it’s pulses and ripples with juicy light across and down it’s toroidal
skeletal structure then the light cascades down into it’s tendrils creating a fully immersive experience when you step inside the jelly's belly.
Lady Baby Cave The lady baby cave which is 98% made out of plastic bags! Please feel free to come in and play on the hammock, meditate on a pouf, interact with a
stalactite, or create in the glowing sand. We also are bringing the bus and will be serving up some scrumptious snacks and drinks!
Laughs at Your Back Inspired years ago from a conversation with beloved Maquette, more than 20 whimsical pillows capture the individual and distinctive laughs of Apo
community members in press­activated sound boxes. Fall into the pile of pillows and experience the alchemy of spirit through laughter and comfort.
See if you can guess which pillow­giggle belongs to who!
People Catcher Come hang out in a giant, interactive dream catcher!
The People Catcher is a 15­foot dream catcher suspended from the trees a 45 degree angle. And? And it's YOUR job to climb, play, and experience
the magic of the People Catcher first hand.
Come catch some dreams at the People Catcher! :)
Prima Materia “Let us learn to dream, gentlemen, then perhaps we shall find truth…” ­Keukle
The calm before the storm.
The snake that eats its own tail.
This is the time.
Are we ripe to become new again?
This great work has no limitations, is catalyzed by various interactions, and can seem insurmountable at times. I create this sculpture as a tribute to
the universal journey and to remind us the greatest creation can be remade in the image of itself, in a quest to conquest fate.
The Psychedelic Sister Dome The Psychedelic Siblings present: The Psychedelic Sister Dome­ a sacred space for both sexes to explore and embrace the divine feminine. Come by
anytime to chill and connect with the inner Goddess. Shrine offerings encouraged.
the Small World Turtle My project is a smallish sculpture of a turtle carrying a bowl on his back. In the bowl is a pond with a central island. On the island, a bonsai tree.
The turtle itself stands on a stump of a larger tree. The whole sculpture will be made out of sculpey and scrap. It is an illustration of the world turtle
concept, tweaked, and made to stand for our modern world. There are a number of worlds encapsulated by the sculpture. There is the turtle living
in our world, on his back a small ecosystem of plants growing out of his shell surrounding the china bowl.
SoundPuddle The SoundPuddle is an interactive space of visual­acoustic synesthesia. This spectrographically colorful dome illuminates sound on an immersive
canopy of light. Visualize the spectral shapes of sound­space with any noise you can make. You will laugh, shout, and sing as thousands of solar
powered LEDs unify your ears and eyes
The Story Portal We are unveiling our giant, hand­crank story wheel and 40­foot steampunk stage, just so you can fall into The Story Portal and get swept away! Our
huge stage and dramatic set up provides the setting for YOU to tell real stories about your life. Our set­up is simple: spin the wheel and tell a story
about the topic the wheel shows you. Stories have myriad purposes: to heal, to entertain, to help us make sense of our own experience, to educate
others, and to join us together. Come experience this fundamental human ritual.
String Theory Dome: Alchemist Den String Theory Dome: Alchemist Den will transmute your thoughts on string art with threads that pop, change color, and flow all around you.
The Sukha Dome (of) Kalyana Mittata The Sukha Dome (of) Kalyana Mittata­ "The Bliss of Spiritual Friendship"
Housing the "Laughs at Your Back" project, the Sukha Dome is a 19' white "star" dome where you can come celebrate and contemplate the meaning
of Friendship and Community. Contribute to the Friendship Altar (with pictures, poems, mementos) in honor of your friends, make a friendship
bracelet, relax and laugh with the pillows, and decorate the dome itself to express what friendship and community mean to you. Open 24hrs during
the event, located near the Fucking Unicorns.
Temple of Transubstantiation The Temple offers itself as the spiritual center of Apogaea. It is a place for reflection, meditation, grieving, commemorating those who have passed,
honoring those who have contributed to our lives, forgiveness of self and others, and celebration of the future. Through the alchemy of private ritual
in a community space, the Temple offers the possibility of closure and of moving on afresh, the transubstantiation of old energies into new!
Unicorn Playhouse! Come free your inner child at the Unicorn Playhouse!
Climb, swing, dance, lounge, hide, seek and show off for that girl you like on our multi­level play structure for big kids! Come learn new skills from our
talented aerialists and climbers, and challenge your fear/ love of heights on this expansive rainbow­colored house of play! Enjoy the warm glow of
pretty lights at night, or relax in the shade on the hammocks during the day. Choose your own adventure. Radical Play with Unicorns is the new
sit­in­camp­chairs­and­get­drunk!
VagaLumes, the wandering lights This project is meant primarily as an evening art installation. It consists of 75 fireflies constructed out of recycled, and scrap material wired with
blinking LED's. The fireflies will be best viewed from the comfort of the covered swing provided along with the installation. The fireflies will hang
from the trees as well as be captured in large jars. They are incredibly interesting to look at as they are all individual and unique sculptures. Their
lights will all be timed to blink intermittently capturing the essence and feeling of true caffeinated fireflies. Every evening at dusk (or until we run out
of fireflies) we will host firefly happy hour where participants will be encouraged to adopt a firefly and modify/ take it with them.
Vandalize VAN Gogh SPRAY PAINT + YOU + OUR VAN "Betty Colors"
Betty, Van Gogh prints & other fun things waiting to be vandalized.
Plus: Stencils, stickers, tape, tools and other creative stuff for your vandalizing pleasure! Also: Crafting Dome! Check below (?) for scheduled events.
*Unsupervised children will be given cappuccino and spray paint.*
Whale­y the Whale A Sperm Whale will perform at Apo. Surprises guaranteed. Nnnuuuuuuuuu!!
Theme/Sound Camps
A Mother's Love A Mother's Love is a journey to a simpler time, where people can relive the best of childhood through the most basic, yet profound, of pleasures,
tasty homemade cookies and ice cold milk provided by a loving hand.
Participants will be able to come to the Cookies n' Milk serving area and select from several kinds of delicious cookies including sugar free and gluten
free options. They will also have multiple types of milk to choose from, including several non­dairy options.
Motherly Advice will be provided at no additional charge.
Burn Your Brain Camp Come to discuss and learn about how the brain works with the artists of the Burn Your Brain project.
The Cabana Club @ Apogaea Welcome to The Cabana Club at Apogaea. Your tropical oasis in the Rocky Mountains! Open from 3­6 PM every afternoon Wed­Sat serving up beats,
grilled cheese sandwiches, tropical cocktails and sexy performances to the Apo Community! Relax in one of our comfy palm cabanas or get your
grilled cheese groove on while you sip on a Mai Tai!
Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion is a free experimental fashion camp and the Fashion Police Station of Apogaea. This year we combine forces with
Princess Stephanie's "Burn Unit" for the ultimate fashion experience! We encourage everyone to visit our skilled wardrobe engineers for an
innovative and creative new look, and then take a saunter down our runway. Decided on jeans and a t­shirt for the weekend? Careful! You might get
BUSTED by our fashion police intent on preventing fashion emergencies. Citation recipients will be taken into custody for fashion makeovers. Careful,
they have fuzzy handcuffs and bootywhackers! CWMF is ALWAYS looking for costumes and clothing to share with the Apogaea community. Please
bring any costumes, accessories and clothing donations in CLEAN condition. We will be accepting donations all weekend
Campalicious Stop by The Bobalicious Grill for some of Bob's tasty sausage and balls! He may even be delivering them to unsuspecting Apogaeans no doubt
making their experience even more delightful. Look for us across the street from where we were last year, or just follow your nose! =)
Club meh. "Club meh." is a theme camp that's primary purpose is to regulate the amount of meh. that circulates around Apogaea, to make sure when there is not
enough meh. to add some in and to reduce meh. in other areas as necessary.
Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is Apogaea's leading supplier of high quality, low cost soulmates. We do this by eliminating many of the costly
overhead expenses faced by traditional stores. Such as fancy display cases, sales people, advertising, research, morals, scruples and so on.
Join us for a drink, stimulating paperwork, interview, and the knowledge you will be receiving your finest quality soulmate match at Apogaea.
Ask about our 2 for 1 special and Black Rock City trade­in policy!
Daddy WARBUCKS Cigar Lounge Come enjoy a fine smoke from the curated collection of Captain RON. Apogaea Citizens, can choose from a selection of over (500) cigars, ranging in
sizes from small cigarillos to massive double coronas. Dominican, Honduran, Nicaraguan, and yes even Cubans grace the Pirate chest humidor. From
(A)shton to (Z)ino for the Aficionados, to White Owls and Dutch Masters for the old schoolers, WARBUCKS is your haven. Pipe smokers can
choose from over a dozen fine pipe tobaccos. Featuring custom blends created in shops from Seattle to Sarasota. As the sun climbs high in the
midday sky, come take refuge from the blistering heat in the shade of our 10x10lounge. LOUNGE AMENITIES : Cigar concierge, Reclining lounge
chairs, Couches, Fire pit, LED lighting, (500) cigars, Treasure chest humidor, STINKY ashtray stands, BLOW torch table lighters, Chess set
De Camp Contrary to what your Momma told you, violence is a SOLUTION. Did your Sparkle Pony campmate drink all your beer? Is Ishe playing too much
dubstep again? Did some pesty Pirate steal your Precious? Well don't get mad and post nasty Facebook posts, give them a beating! Thurs ­ Sat from
2pm ­ 7pm is where you can find combatant fun at De Camp! Our idea stems from the movie, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. De Camp's Redunder
Dome will be very similar with bungee harnesses and foam fighting weapons. Let the MAYHEM begin!
Department of Sparks & Wrekcreation The Dept of Sparks and Wreckreation provides public services to the citizens of Apogaea by comically and lightheartedly citing and reprimanding
groups and individuals based off a variety of prohibited (or encouraged) behaviors. The citations become invitations to one’s “sentencing” which
takes place at night around the fire table or burn barrel, or during an afternoon session of Radical Dehydration.
ERUPTION: The Second Cumming Emerging from the hills a volcano is growing. The surrounding energetic beats are thumping and pounding to growing crescendos. Fire explodes from
orifices surrounding the mountain. Bodies move in celebration, grinding, thrusting, pulsing and sweating in the warmth of the fire. Cum bask in the
glow as Eruption emerges for its second cumming.
Cum enjoy second cumming. Wednesday and Friday from 8:00pm until 2:00am. Saturday after the burn until late.
EXS My vision is simple: blend improvised sound sculpture with music to create a sonic environment that both soothes and challenges. From beginning to
end, I never know what's going to come out o the speakers. My setup is simple: a pair of powered monitors, a laptop, an audio interface and a 25
key midi controller­I can set up virtually anywhere. I don't have a stunning visual display­its just me and my gear, but I play as long as my body will
allow and foist my noise day or night. The shifts in mood my sounds instigate should catch the listener off guard. The question in their mind should
be, "What's going to happen next?". They should leave my performance with my sounds imprinted on their brain. The most unique aspect of my
performances is I encourage my audience to play my instrument.
Fucking Unicorn Camp It's time to get your horny on with The Fucking Unicorns! The performance­based theme camp is ready to turn your daytime into playtime and your
nighttime into bright­time. The Imagination Machine will be glowing in full rainbow glory, and the beats will be flowing from your favorite DJs and
musicians. The Circus of Illumination will be sure to satisfy all your carnal, carny needs ­ and you too can dangle and dazzle as you learn from the
stars at aerial and acro workshops. Other camp features include: the 16 foot Unicorn Clubhouse climbing structure and the loveable, ridable
Discocorn. Come play with us!
Glamp Camp Glamorous Camping With a Twist of Tramp.
Come hang out in our bedazzled but trampy cul­de­sac of vintage trailers and fabric bungalos. We offer the creature comforts of home and invite you
into our living rooms and fabulously fenced in front yards. We are ready to entertain passing Apogaea travelers with a Skol Cosmipolitan or a
Beefeater Dry Martini. Escape from the thump thump and come play a game of Putt Putt Golf. Our miniature golf course is out of this world and just
might make you shake your booty or whisk you away to the tropics. Choose your very own one of a kind dazzling designer golf club and blinged out
ball.Don’t let our manicured lawns fool you. We can tramp it up with the trampiest. Just join us out back on our Trampoline. Seize the opportunity for a
photo shoot with Xilla’s giant cock. On Thursday at 2:00, We will be hosting “Putt Putt and Prom Dresses: An Afternoon Affair”. BYO prom dress or
you can stop by Camp Wardrobe MalFUNction to be Glampified. Glamp Camp will sparkle and shimmer with bling during the day, twinkle among the
lights at night and tramp all day long.
Gnome­Man's Land GNOME­MAN'S LAND ­ We invite you to submerge your senses in a land in which only ancient alchemists dare to wander. Once upon a time the
gnome was the mystical being known only to the alchemists, discovered by Dr. Paracelsus who knew them as indispensable companions for any
fantastical journey. Here in GNOME­MAN’S LAND we return the gnomes to their proper place as worshipped by all those seeking to turn dull metal
into sparkly gold. We will be spinning beats and pouring drinks for all those who wish to venture into the depths of gnome wisdom, curiosity and
shenanigans.
HATEbar Do you enjoy hugs and glitter? Then go fuck yourself, cuz HATEbar is not for you. Your bartenders will do their best to insult you personally and with
style. Nothing is sacred your bartender (who is much better looking and less smelly than you) will do their best to make you cry and then give you
shitty whiskey while we get the good stuff. Want a beer instead? Fine, you pussy, but it'll be shaken, not stirred. We are the anti­hippy, a haven from
techno, and more fun than your shitty camp.
Just the Tip... Just the Tip… is a place of acceptance and inclusion for all horny creatures. This theme camp and bar will be serving alcoholic refreshments and
providing a place to play. Stop on by for a drink. Hang around in our Narwhal dome or just chill out in the belly of the Narwhal.
Just Waiting on Ewe Bring your camp chairs, pillows, playa fur and come watch a movie ( or just your favorite part) every night. Starting at Dusk and running until early
morning.Feel free to dance, sings, talk back to the movie, we have no ushers. We will have mini concessions stand serving hot popcorn, coffee, hot
chocolate, etc different parts of the night as the feeling hits us. We are Just Waiting on EWE!!!
Kidsville Family friendly space for kids and their associated grown ups. We believe in radical self­reliance and Leave No Trace principles. All are to rely on
their own resources for babysitting, food, water, and waste removal. Grown ups will be responsible for their little persons at all times. To be clear,
Kidsville is not a babysitting service. Little persons, with their associated grown ups, are welcome to come and hang out anytime. We look forward to
meeting you all!
The Living Room The living room is bringing the inside outside one room at a time. A functional art installation ­ a place for people to chill during the day, party at night
and a place for the community to come together and share.
Mi Casa Hedron Mi Casa Hedron is su casa hedron. Back again to feed you so come EAT GOOD FOOD, Come play our game, come win our prizes.
Neoformia Land (NEO camps @ APO) NEO LAND is a community collective space open to all to be VERY free & comfortable & to push the boundaries in all realms... LNT, sexuality,
community spirit, all­inclusiveness...all the principles to a radical LEVEL. That is what it took to put Neoformia together (the Overflow burn) last year.
A few of us got together & wanted to share the same spirit this year.
Come join us and set­up in the open camping area! What amazingness can you contribute? Try hosting an on the spot or daily workshop or painting
class or just come express yourself. Learn about the sustainable projects still underway at the HAPPY ASS RANCH!
This is a DRAMA­FREE ZONE. If you bring the DRAMA, you're taking a walk on the plank at De­Camp or sorting it out in the Runderdome.
PANOPOLIS For millennia Alchemists searched for the perfect combination of arcane symbols, volatile ingredients and dangerous rituals that would allow them to
transcend simple chemistry, bridge the gap between science and magic, and from mere lead create pure gold. Sadly, they were doomed to fail.
Doomed because they had yet to discover the crucial element, an element that would lay hidden for hundreds of years: That element is BASS.
Just as alchemy is a powerful combination of science, magic and insanity, so too is it's crucial component! And now with the discovery of BASS, the
final and most powerful Alchemical element, at last we can create pure auditory gold on command!
High up in the mountains of Colorado, surrounded by the glory of nature, immersed in the insanity of our community, and in harmony with all the
elements, we invite you to share in the boundless sonic wealth of which mages, mystics, wizards and lunatics can only dream!
Pink Mammoth Join Pink Mammoth as we gather in celebration and unity, brought together by Pink Love, united in our wish to celebrate ourselves, our lives, and
each other. Our camp is designed to stimulate movement, connection, conversation, and enjoyment in the beautiful Colorado afternoon sun.
Join us each afternoon for cold libations, deep beats, and uplifting vibes under the pink shade.
Play Camp Play Camp is all about playing like kids! We have a round teeter totter, jump ropes, hula hoops, games, arts, crafts, paints & even a place to make your
own sock puppet! Come play with us!
Shangri­LaLa Remember the purple elephant? You rode him hard last year at Apo. He is looking forward to your visit again this year! Need a place to chill? Come
lounge with us! We have poofy pillows, tinkling chimes, shade from the sun and your friend, the purple elephant! Relax and reflect on your
experiences at Apogaea or just float off into the imaginary place that we call Shangri­LaLa. Join us for a guided meditation (see Thursday’s or
Friday’s daily events schedule) or visit Shangri­LaLa anytime, for your own journey to the mystical ethers of poofy pillows and purple elephants.
SLAP ­ Sexual Liberty Awareness Protection SLAP (Sexual Liberty Awareness and Protection) – SLAP volunteers provide a safe space for the community for exploring issues of consent and
boundaries in social and sexual situations.
If You Feel Uncomfortable for Any Reason, Visit Us At Center Camp 24 x 7. We have created a Safe Space to reconnect and center yourself if you
feel uncomfortable. We are within sight of BAMF to ensure your comfort and safety.
Come to our interactive workshops Friday and Saturday afternoon at Center Camp. See the Center Camp Schedule for more details.
Slow Children At Play Slow Children At Play is an unofficial kid's camp at Apogaea
Toddler Town Toddler Town is a place to hang out with your toddler. Geared towards kids 5 and under, but all children are welcome with their parent or guardian.
Come on by Friday and Saturday morning from 10am to 12noon. Let your toddler get their morning energy out with a dancey dance before its time for
a nappy nap.
Tramp Camp Come feel a jumping experience of a lifetime! Embrace your inner child, unlock your creativity, and let your imagination run wild... Enjoy this fun
house with collaboration art drawing boards, 3D fluorescents, music, jumping high (above the ground), and of course, connecting with fellow
burners! Topless Only Jumping from 2:30ish ­ 4p everyday :)
Mutant Vehicles
African Queen The Mutant Vehicle "African Queen" looks like the boat in the 1951 Humphrey Bogart/Katherine Hepburn movie of the same name. It exists to provide
fun rides to people, and to entertain with large flame effects. Catch a ride if you can!
The Imagination Machine Did someone say double rainbow all the way? Catch a ride on the Imagination Machine...a huge rainbow with 7,000 programmable LEDs, a mobile
aerial rig, glowing clouds and a spacious raised dance platform. You will also find her illuminating the Fucking Unicorn Camp where you can dance
beneath her magical wonder. Its so intense!
Ongoing events / Installations
The 10 Principles all day @ Center Camp
Apogaea Board & Ignition Members present:
Apogaea is an official Burning Man regional event, and embraces the "10 Principles". This installation represents each of the Burning Man principles
that were the conceptual base for Apogaea becoming all that it is today.
Alchemical Romance all day @ Center Camp
Lesley VanDersarl presents:
4' x 3' Mixed Media Original Art
Apogaea 2012 ­ The Afterburn Report all day @ Center Camp
Dr. Jigsaw Jen, PhD & Flaming Art, PUA present:
An officially produced public record of Apogaea 2012: The Spiral.
Apogaea 2013 ­ WWWW Schedule all day @ Center Camp
Apogaea WWWW Department presents:
Come and take a gander at the Who, What, When, Where Schedule which will be on display at Center Camp throughout the event.
Apogaea Visual History Timeline all day @ Center Camp
Apogaea Historian & Founders present:
Highlighting the major milestones of Apogaea over the past 10 years.
Burner­fied Board Games all day @ Center Camp
Ms. Gretsky presents:
Looking for a game­break? Head over to Center Camp where some "Burner­fied" board games will be available starting Wednesday for everyone to
play. If you're having SO much fun with the game, you are more than welcome to take it home. All games left at Center Camp towards the end of the
event will be taken home & re­used at Burner­Friendly events/locations. Some of your favorite games will be available: Sorry, Candy Land, Chutes &
Ladders & more! Bring your beverage of choice as most games will have drinking­related tasks for players to accomplish. Enjoy!
Burners Without Boarders Information Station all day
Come by Acculturation Tent and check out the Burners Without Boarders information station and learn about the history of the organization, current
projects, and how YOU can get involved with our newly formed Colorado chapter! Remember: there is no default...
Center Camp, Apogaea Café, and Ice Sales 9am­9pm @ Center Camp
Come to Center Camp, Apogaea’s Main Infrastructure centrally located at your event. Center Camp is a hub for Apogaeans to learn about the 10
Principles, take in an afternoon of people watching, get caffeinated and hydrated at the Apogaea Café, sit back and groove to live music, mingle at a
community potluck, get creative in a workshop, and gain knowledge about all that it takes to make an event like Apogaea come to fruition.
Apogaea Café:
Apogaea Café will be serving free coffee, tea, cocoa, and cider from 9:00AM until 9:00PM, Wednesday through Saturday. Practice radical
self­reliance and contribute to this leave­no­trace event: BRING YOUR OWN CUP! Voluntary donations will be accepted.
Center Camp – Ice Sales:
Ice will be available for purchase 9:00am­9:00pm. $2 PER BAG. CASH & EXACT CHANGE ONLY! NO CHANGE WILL BE GIVEN!
Club meh. mobile meh­garita bar and meh­mber drive. all day
Club Meh and its meh­mbers will be making guest appearances at various camps at various times during APO with our meh­bile meh­garita bar. meh.
be prepared for some strong libations. We also will have our “meh.” stickers , meh. suits and meh. stencil on hand to meh.’ark anything you
want…join the club! however no tagging art pieces kids!
Dirty Nate's Pantie Twisting Party all day
Happening every day somewhere on the beautiful lush mountainside, Dirty Nate will be getting his panties in a twist. Would you like to join in on the
Fantabulosity! Perfect, just find Dirty Nate and inquire about said panty twisting!!!
Green Light, Yellow Light, Red Light all day @ Center Camp
SLAP presents:
SLAP reminds you to use your Sexy Safe Words!!
GREEN = Go. I'm comfortable with this
YELLOW = Slow Down. I'm not sure about this
RED = Stop. I'm not comfortable with this
Remember: Clarity and Consent is Sexy Foreplay!
Visit SLAP at Center Camp anytime 24x7!
Head in the Clouds all day @ Center Camp
Drew Ratekin presents:
4' x 4' Original Art
LOUD all day
I WILL BE TALKING LOUD ,YELLING LOUD, AND SCREAMING EVEN LOUDER!!!! NEAD TO ANNOY SOMEONE HIRE ME TO DO THE JOB !! =)
MEGAPHONE AND BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED!
Neoformia Land throughout the day
Community share and comfy space in the LION/ LIONESS DEN (look for pirate flag)
As long as we're here, the Den also serves as a SAFE PLACE to recenter yourself. Should you find the place deserted, there is a radio hanging on
the pole where you can contact us and a dry­erase board to leave messages. Be respectful of our home!
Zachary & Karma will be SERVING COOKIES every 4:20 pm and 4:20 am that we can. Drop by for a cookie or drop­off some cookies. Only
requirement is that you must be naked to get your cookie. Some are special and some are warm from the oven. Dabbers welcome!
SNOWMO BOUNCY BED for rolling around. Boyyyyzzzz from Apo come meet our fabulous Snowmos!
Daily AA MEETINGS for those of you seeking help with sobriety at the event (if this is too much for you come talk to one of us). Check dry­erase
board for times.
COCK & CUNT decoration station. Come bring us your scrap fabrics & body paint. We will have some stuff for you to feel more decorated in your
nudity. Cock rings, Merkin­making station, belts with just a butt flap cover, etc.
The Secret Labyrinth all day
Walking labyrinths have been used for centuries by all types of people. While they are believed to be Grecian in origin, they have been found in Hopi
and Hindu images as well. They are mainly used as meditational tools, but can be walked for fun and recreation as well! This labyrinth is located near
the Hidden Retreat. Begin your search of the woods, find the labyrinth and share your experience!
Slow Children at Play all day
We are a kid friendly camp encouraging kids of all ages to come and play with us! We will have games, we will play hide and go seek, tag, and eat
lots of candy.
At night we will have a fire barrel (burn ban permitting) with S'mores in the evening hours. We are the unofficial kids camp and encourage all
children to play in our safe, friendly, and fun area!
Spin the Wheel of Degrumpification all day
Sparkle Ponies got you down? Feeling like you need some divine intervention to overcome the Apo­grumps? Seek refuge in the shadow of the
Grumpolith and sacrifice your grump to Tardar Sauce by spinning the Wheel of Degrumpification. You'll be glad you did.
Untitled all day @ Center Camp
Drew Ratekin presents:
10" x 3' Original Art
Wednesday's Events
Sunrise 5:33am
Volunteer Meet & Greet 10am­noon @ Center Camp
Hosted by Center Camp
Come gather under the big top! Mingle and meet with fellow Apogaea Volunteers! Bring a dish to share, your own cup, plate, and silverware. We
will provide hot/cold coffee, hot/cold tea, hot cocoa & hot cider!
Eye of Solaris 10am­2pm
The Eye of Solaris uses the solar energy of nuclear fission focused through a water lens to make fire, pop popcorn, burn offerings, create wood
burnt art, heat stones, melt pennies, warm water, make grilled cheese and bacon, and generally amaze people. Bring things to burn, melt, or
otherwise destroy/create with heat. This interaction will be open 10­2 each day, weather permitting.
Apogaea Anonymous (12 Step Meeting) noon
Every day at 12:00PM behind the Ranger Headquarters there will be a 12 Step recovery meeting for people of all different types of 12 step
fellowships, and people who are supportive of loved one's in recovery, to attend. We welcome everyone recovering from their addictions to join us
in the fellowship of the spirit, as we trudge the road of happy destiny.
Cookies N' Milk 1­2pm
Stop by A Mother’s Love from 1­2pm every day and relive your childhood with a tasty homemade cookie and an ice cold cup of milk. BYOMug.
Almond, Coconut, and Lactose Free varieties available. Cookie choices will also include Vegan, Sugar Free, and Gluten Free.
Kids Art Walkabout 2­4pm
Time for a kids’ art walkabout! Let’s meet at Center Camp (children 12 and under must be accompanied by an adult), then we’ll wander aimlessly
around Apogaea for a couple of hours to see what we can find, Wednesday, 2:00 PM ­ 4:00 PM
Topless Only Jumping 2:30ish­4pm
Come to Tramp Camp and feel a jumping experience of a lifetime! Embrace your inner child, unlock your creativity, and let your imagination run wild...
Enjoy this fun house with collaboration art drawing boards, 3D fluorescents, music, jumping high (above the ground), and of course, connecting with
fellow burners!
The Cabana Club @ Apogaea 3­6pm
Welcome to The Cabana Club at Apogaea. Your tropical oasis in the Rocky Mountains! Open from 3­6 PM every afternoon Wed­Sat serving up beats,
grilled cheese sandwiches, tropical cocktails and sexy performances to the Apo Community! Relax in one of our comfy palm cabanas or get your
grilled cheese groove on while you sip on a Mai Tai!
Sound Systems 101 4­4:45pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Matthieu
Join us for a brief discussion on basic terminology and function of live sound equipment.
Apo­Tucky Derby 4­6pm
What is Apo­Tucky Derby: It's an all ages daytime interactive art project bringing all of the fun, excitement, competition and pageantry of the Kentucky
Derby to Apogaea — BURNER style. We have 3 mighty steeds that are spring­loaded and propelled forward when a rider posts. This year at Apo,
you get to be a jockey and compete for the Rose Blanket!
The track will be open • Wednesday: 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Thursday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Friday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m.
Funk­ing Unicorns present: An Afternoon of FUNK! 4­6pm
Come get down to the funkiest of dance beats while the community grows around you! Nothing fancy. Not even a DJ. Just Funky beats at Fucking
Unicorn camp to kick start your dancing feet!
UFUG WORKSHOPS at Convergence 5pm
Uniform fire use guidelines (UFUG) is a required fire performance safety guideline and class which will be taught Once everyday at Convergence
and is required for anyone that wants to spin fire at event.
Fire performance is one the of the fastest growing and hazardous forms of radical self expression our mission from the convergence team is to be
certain that fire performers are being as safe as possible and that Community responsibility is at an all time high!
Bring any props you are planning to spin to get checked into convergence and make certain that you take the workshop.
Energy Healing 6­8pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Ishe
Begin your Apogaea experience feeling light­hearted, relaxed, and positive. Let trained Energy Healers breathe new life into your aura and chakras,
and remove stale and fruitless energy from your body.
Blindfolded VAN­dalizing 6pm­dusk
Wednesday at 6ish to dusk at Camp VAN Gogh ­ try your hand painting Betty Colors (the van) without the aid of sight!
Prima Materia 8­9PM
Come and sit in my snake’s saddle and see if things get hot!
Temple Opening Ceremony 8pm­9pm
Join us at sunset for a simple ceremony to bless the Temple and set the energy for the week!
ERUPTION: The Second Cumming 8pm­2am
Emerging from the hills a volcano is growing. The surrounding energetic beats are thumping and pounding to growing crescendos. Fire explodes from
orifices surrounding the mountain. Bodies move in celebration, grinding, thrusting, pulsing and sweating in the warmth of the fire. Cum bask in the
glow as Eruption emerges for its second cumming. Cum enjoy second cumming. Wednesday and Friday from 8:00pm until 2:00am. Saturday after the
burn until late.
Sunset 8:24pm
MOVIES at Just Waiting on Ewe dusk­late
Bring your camp chairs, pillows, playa fur and come watch a movie ( or just your favorite part) every night. Starting at Dusk and running until early
morning.Feel free to dance, sings, talk back to the movie, we have no ushers. We will have mini concessions stand serving hot popcorn, coffee, hot
chocolate, etc different parts of the night as the feeling hits us. We are Just Waiting on EWE!!!
Weds : Science Fiction Theater the Movie, Disney's Alice in Wonderland, Natural Born Killers, 12 Monkeys
Gemini Birthday Party 10pm
Gemini Birthday Party at Just the Tip ­ Join camp Just the Tip… as we celebrate our Gemini friends. We will be serving drinks and providing two
dozen cupcakes for those who attend!
Thursday's Events
Edible clothing day! all day
Thursday is edible clothing day! Flaunt your favorite tasty pasties, edible panties, grapes or other edible attire!
Pamper Shifty Stamps day all day
Find Shifty Spamps and pamper her!
Punch an Entitled Artist in the Balls Day all day
Do you know of an Apogaea artist who thinks the world revolves around them? Are they using their art to shore up their ego? Do they discount the
group effort that was necessary to birthing their vision, taking all credit for themselves? Tell them what you think by punching them in the balls (or
ovaries) today!
Taunt an A.S.S. 3:47am­4:19am
Give A.S.S. something to do. Go to the property perimeter and pretend to be an interloper.
Sunrise 5:32am
Autonomously Mutate Yoga 6:30­8:30am @ Center Camp
Hosted by DJ Imeh
Salute the sun! Suppress physical obstacles using given technical practices and disciplines by which the body and the vital energies can be brought
under control.
Bacon and Beats 10am
At The Living Room­ Thursday morning 10am come listen to some chill morning beats and nosh on some Bacon with your friendly neighborhood Living
Room crew
Yoga for Detox & Restoration (when you partied too hard the night before) 10­11am @ Center Camp
Hosted by Lavendyr
Hatha yoga session for all abilities designed to assist with getting the body and fluids moving to aid in recovering from over indulgences from the
day / night before... and to get you ready to go back out to do it all over again!
Apo­Tucky Derby 10­11am
What is Apo­Tucky Derby: It's an all ages daytime interactive art project bringing all of the fun, excitement, competition and pageantry of the Kentucky
Derby to Apogaea — BURNER style. We have 3 mighty steeds that are spring­loaded and propelled forward when a rider posts. This year at Apo,
you get to be a jockey and compete for the Rose Blanket!
The track will be open • Wednesday: 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Thursday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Friday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m.
Eye of Solaris 10am­2pm
The Eye of Solaris uses the solar energy of nuclear fission focused through a water lens to make fire, pop popcorn, burn offerings, create wood
burnt art, heat stones, melt pennies, warm water, make grilled cheese and bacon, and generally amaze people. Bring things to burn, melt, or
otherwise destroy/create with heat. This interaction will be open 10­2 each day, weather permitting.
Acroyoga workshop 11am­noon
Build community, strength, coordination, and trust during this playful practice at the Fucking Unicorn Camp. Acroyoga combines yoga, acrobatics,
and therapeutic Thai massage. Come sober and bring a blanket or yoga mat.
Kids Alchemy 11am­noon @ Center Camp
Hosted by Yana
Slime. Goo. Snot. Gack. Flubber. Ooze. Whatever you call it, it is FUN for kids & adults alike! Aspiring alchemists in this workshop will mix common
household chemicals to make their very own slime.
Volunteer Appreciation Gifts 11am­2pm
Hey all you awesome community members that show that extra high energy for Apogaea! Come by the Info Booth, so we can show our appreciation
of your stand up and do it attitude. Apogaea wouldn't happen with out you! We will be there bearing gifts ­ Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
from 11 a.m. ­ 2 p.m. You must bring your volunteer card signed out by each team lead for each shift you have completed.
Happy Happy Gifts you shall receive based on the number of shifts you do are:
1 Shift ­ Your souvenir laminate, yeppie!
2­3 Shifts ­ A patch specially made for this year's theme, "Alchemy"!! Sew it, Glue it, Iron it ON anything your heart desires.
4 and above Shifts ­ You are a true Rock Star of the Volunteer World! You get the coolest of cool, an Apogaea imprinted Stainless Steel Mug. To top it
off there's a built in carabiner to clip it onto things like your belt, britches, backpack, undies... Hot or cold this mug won't let you down.
So, you big hearted volunteers, see you at the Booth. Lookin' forward to thanking you in person!
Apogaea Anonymous (12 Step Meeting) noon
Every day at 12:00PM behind the Ranger Headquarters there will be a 12 Step recovery meeting for people of all different types of 12 step
fellowships, and people who are supportive of loved one's in recovery, to attend. We welcome everyone recovering from their addictions to join us
in the fellowship of the spirit, as we trudge the road of happy destiny.
Physics Filibuster noon
On Thursday Afternoon sometime around High Noon, When the sun is directly over APO, Camp Chaotic Love will be posting a Physics question on
their Chalkboard. It will be posted till you solve it. Gift awarded for lucky sci guy or skoo girl or mix media genius. They are next to Play Camp. Pick up
a gift in the treasure chest and leave one behind while you are there. All week long they will have an open community mural awaiting your
participation. Art camp to draw, paint, and create. "Hotel" tents if you want a vacation from your home camp or just want to spend time there. Tents
fully furnished. Build something with the wood they have to get your brain thinking Physics. Drop by before dusk for games or relaxation. They are
offering a duel paradigm.
The Roast of Superstar DJ ISHE noon
Thursday June 6th at noon, camp Panopolis brings you The Roast of Superstar DJ ISHE!! You have all been thinking it and now we are saying it! The
man the myth the legend, Nate­Superstar DJ Ishe is getting the the biz!
Featuring RoastMaster John­Duck­Perez and Roasters Just Ben, Milk Man, Rue and a few more yet­to­be­determined viscious bastards! Roast
immediately followed by daytime whompy goodness on our BIG DAMN SYSTEM!
Apogaea History noon­2pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Your Apogaea Historian & Founders
Come learn about the roots and history of Apogaea, how it came to be legitimized as a regional burn that is bases on the 10 Principles of Burning
Man. There will be seating available, however we recommend bringing your camp chair.
Cookies N' Milk 1­2pm
Stop by A Mother’s Love from 1­2pm every day and relive your childhood with a tasty homemade cookie and an ice cold cup of milk. BYOMug.
Almond, Coconut, and Lactose Free varieties available. Cookie choices will also include Vegan, Sugar Free, and Gluten Free.
Lemonade Bar at De Camp 1­3pm
Hey kids ­ grab your cup (children 12 and under must be accompanied by an adult) and belly up to the bar at De Camp for some lemonade and
laughter! Thursday, 1:00 PM ­ 3:00 PM
Putt Putt and Prom Dresses: An Afternoon Affair 2pm
Come dressed in your playa best and play a game of Putt Putt Golf. BYO prom dress or stop by Camp Wardrobe MalFUNction on your way to get
Glampified. Our Miniature golf course is out of this world and just might make you shake your booty or whisk you away to the tropics. Choose your
own one of a kind dazzling designer golf club and blinged out ball. Bring your cameras and we will document your glamourous golfing affair with a
Glamp Camp photo shoot.
Too Hot to Handle, Color Changes & Other Madness 2­3pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Psychedelics in Motion
This will be an intensive workshop covering the 3 basic color changes, how to set up combos, mini wraps on both sides of the handle, and color
changes in flowers.
eXperience Community Co­Creation 2­5pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Mariah
We will be playing eXperience the Game with the intention of exploring the depths of co­operative community development and how we can take the
beauty of Apogaea and the burn into our daily lives more deeply.
De Camp's Redunder Dome 2­7pm
Contrary to what your Momma told you, violence is a SOLUTION. Did your Sparkle Pony campmate drink all your beer? Is Ishe playing too much
dubstep again? Did some pesty Pirate steal your Precious? Well don't get mad and post nasty Facebook posts, give them a beating! Thurs ­ Sat from
2pm ­ 7pm is where you can find combatant fun at De Camp! Our idea stems from the movie, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. De Camp's Redunder
Dome will be very similar with bungee harnesses and foam fighting weapons. Let the MAYHEM begin!
Topless Only Jumping 2:30ish­4pm
Come to Tramp Camp and feel a jumping experience of a lifetime! Embrace your inner child, unlock your creativity, and let your imagination run wild...
Enjoy this fun house with collaboration art drawing boards, 3D fluorescents, music, jumping high (above the ground), and of course, connecting with
fellow burners!
Photo Booth at Camp Wardrobe MalFunktion 3­4pm
Come to the official Camp Wardrobe MalFunktion photobooth and get your fancy new digs captured on photo. You will be given the option to have
the photo(s) shared with others, or you can just have a private copy of them sent to you via email. I respect your privacy. This has been officially
sanctioned by Camp WD.
Everybody Needs a Little Tutu Part Two 3­4:30pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Jenesaisquoi
Come let the ridiculously sexy fashion consultants from Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion show you how to make a cute little tutu that's yours to keep.
We will provide all materials ... bring only yourself and your love of giddy glam.
Make Your Own Grumpy Cat Mask 3­4:30pm
Fun for the whole family! We supply the masks, you supply the grump. Join us for some crafting at the Grumpolith.
The Cabana Club @ Apogaea 3­6pm
Welcome to The Cabana Club at Apogaea. Your tropical oasis in the Rocky Mountains! Open from 3­6 PM every afternoon Wed­Sat serving up beats,
grilled cheese sandwiches, tropical cocktails and sexy performances to the Apo Community! Relax in one of our comfy palm cabanas or get your
grilled cheese groove on while you sip on a Mai Tai!
Apo­Tucky Derby 4­6pm
What is Apo­Tucky Derby: It's an all ages daytime interactive art project bringing all of the fun, excitement, competition and pageantry of the Kentucky
Derby to Apogaea — BURNER style. We have 3 mighty steeds that are spring­loaded and propelled forward when a rider posts. This year at Apo,
you get to be a jockey and compete for the Rose Blanket!
The track will be open • Wednesday: 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Thursday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Friday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m.
Grope Meditation 4:30pm
Have your attention now? We’re going to do a group meditation. You can grope the person next to you if you have permission. The real idea is that
group meditation, people getting together and focusing their energy into one spot, is like the Eye of the Solaris focusing the sunlight on that center
point and creating heat. So come join us for a group (grope) meditation and help us raise the consciousness of Apogaea.
Internet Meme Parade 4:30­5pm
After you've made your Grumpy Cat mask and joined the legions of Grump, join us for a quick tour around Apogaea to spread the good news of
Grumpy Cat. Whether you're feeling like an Overly Attached Girlfriend, a Star Wars Kid, or a Fail Whale, we've got a high five for you!
UFUG WORKSHOPS at Convergence 5pm
Uniform fire use guidelines (UFUG) is a required fire performance safety guideline and class which will be taught Once everyday at Convergence
and is required for anyone that wants to spin fire at event.
Fire performance is one the of the fastest growing and hazardous forms of radical self expression our mission from the convergence team is to be
certain that fire performers are being as safe as possible and that Community responsibility is at an all time high!
Bring any props you are planning to spin to get checked into convergence and make certain that you take the workshop.
Apogaea Bacon­OFF! 5­6pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by June & Driver StewArt
So you think you make the best bacon ever? Well then come and prove it at the first annual Bacon­OFF! We've got two categories: Sweet and
Savory. Please bring a minimum of 10 bites per entry. This is a no holds barred competition so bring your a­game. Winners receive a token of their
greatness as well as bragging rights for a year!
Learn How the Devil Plays His Stix 5­6pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by FUNK enterprises
A detailed demonstration on the art of 'Devilstix'. Beginning with basic techniques for the ABSOLUTE beginner, transitioning into the intermediate skill
level.
BBQ/Potluck and Bingo 5­7pm
Games and Grilling! We'll have food to share, but feel free to bring a prepared dish, or something you'd like to throw on our grill! Bingo w/ prizes not
to be missed!
Pole Dancing 6­7:30pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Vertical Fusion Denver
Learn the power and poise that your body possesses by taking a pole dancing workshop from Vertical Fusion Denver! This class is open to both
women and men.
Prima Materia 8­9PM
Come and sit in my snake’s saddle and see if things get hot!
Sunset 8:25pm
Paint­In­The­Dark after dark
Thursday after dark at Camp VAN Gogh we'll be having a special night painting session!
MOVIES at Just Waiting on Ewe dusk­late
Bring your camp chairs, pillows, playa fur and come watch a movie ( or just your favorite part) every night. Starting at Dusk and running until early
morning.Feel free to dance, sings, talk back to the movie, we have no ushers. We will have mini concessions stand serving hot popcorn, coffee, hot
chocolate, etc different parts of the night as the feeling hits us. We are Just Waiting on EWE!!!
Thurs : Poultrygeist, Rocky Horror Picture Show @ Midnight, Pink Flamingos, Darkside of Oz
Join the Dragonlord ­ a SoundPuddle synesthetic tour 9pm
The SoundPuddle is a space intended for acoustic sounds that you create... but for one hour we'll be playing pre­recorded songs for a sonospectral
tour of musical genres. From Louis Armstrong to Bjork (with a side of North Carolina metal), experience a smorgasbord of synesthetic stimulation.
Join the Dragonlord in the SoundPuddle at 9PM, Thursday.
Dabtown Acid Art Project 10pm­3am
During your night "vacation", look to the borders of our fair home. If you can find an area near Camp Fuck Off on Thursday night around 11PM­3AM,
(possibly Friday night too), look for a field occupied by 10 easels with the luscious magic paint and magic painter tool. It will likely not be the easiest
thing to find, but your eyes will be rewarded when you do. You are free to enjoy drawing over and over, but since the art is magic and for
everyone, it is not keepable. (PLEASE do not take the canvases or the "paint tool" as you will cheat others from the experience.) We wish your
mind, body and spirit much love and magic. Dream big and live free :)
Friday's Events
Taunt an A.S.S. 3:47am­4:19am
Give A.S.S. something to do. Go to the property perimeter and pretend to be an interloper.
Sunrise Kickball!!!! 5:30am
Sunrise Kickball!!!! is a refuge for people that have been up all night and have some spare energy to burn at 530am. Join us for some fun as we
welcome the sun with the sounds of feet whacking into a rubber ball and the exhilaration of spirited competition. If you are interested, please meet up
at Camp Chaotic Love at 530am Friday morning. Sunrise Kickball welcomes all comers and no one will be turned away due to a lack of athleticism or
sobriety. Join in on the fun!
Sunrise 5:32am
Autonomously Mutate Yoga 6:30­8:30am @ Center Camp
Hosted by DJ Imeh
Salute the sun! Suppress physical obstacles using given technical practices and disciplines by which the body and the vital energies can be brought
under control.
Apo­Tucky Derby 10­11am
What is Apo­Tucky Derby: It's an all ages daytime interactive art project bringing all of the fun, excitement, competition and pageantry of the Kentucky
Derby to Apogaea — BURNER style. We have 3 mighty steeds that are spring­loaded and propelled forward when a rider posts. This year at Apo,
you get to be a jockey and compete for the Rose Blanket!
The track will be open • Wednesday: 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Thursday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Friday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m.
Toddler Town Dancey Dance Party 10am­noon
Friday and Saturday from 10am ­ 12noon, you and your tot's are welcome to come on by Toddler Town for a Dancey Dance Party. Designed for kids
5 and under, though all ages are welcome. We will have low volume kid friendly tunes, play things, and play area. Saturday we would like to unload
some of our play things and your tot can go home with a free gift. Inquire within! This is not a baby sitting service. Parent or Guardian participation is
mandatory!
G.N.O.M.E. Project 10am­12:30pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by JRock
Participants in this family­friendly, Center Camp workshop, will receive a 3” gnome of their very own to paint and take home. Don’t turn the gnomes
into MOOP! Take them home with you!
Eye of Solaris 10am­2pm
The Eye of Solaris uses the solar energy of nuclear fission focused through a water lens to make fire, pop popcorn, burn offerings, create wood
burnt art, heat stones, melt pennies, warm water, make grilled cheese and bacon, and generally amaze people. Bring things to burn, melt, or
otherwise destroy/create with heat. This interaction will be open 10­2 each day, weather permitting.
Grope Meditation 11am
Have your attention now? We’re going to do a group meditation. You can grope the person next to you if you have permission. The real idea is that
group meditation, people getting together and focusing their energy into one spot, is like the Eye of the Solaris focusing the sunlight on that center
point and creating heat. So come join us for a group (grope) meditation and help us raise the consciousness of Apogaea.
Acroyoga workshop 11am­noon
Build community, strength, coordination, and trust during this playful practice at the Fucking Unicorn Camp. Acroyoga combines yoga, acrobatics,
and therapeutic Thai massage. Come sober and bring a blanket or yoga mat.
Volunteer Appreciation Gifts 11am­2pm
Hey all you awesome community members that show that extra high energy for Apogaea! Come by the Info Booth, so we can show our appreciation
of your stand up and do it attitude. Apogaea wouldn't happen with out you! We will be there bearing gifts ­ Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
from 11 a.m. ­ 2 p.m. You must bring your volunteer card signed out by each team lead for each shift you have completed.
Happy Happy Gifts you shall receive based on the number of shifts you do are:
1 Shift ­ Your souvenir laminate, yeppie!
2­3 Shifts ­ A patch specially made for this year's theme, "Alchemy"!! Sew it, Glue it, Iron it ON anything your heart desires.
4 and above Shifts ­ You are a true Rock Star of the Volunteer World! You get the coolest of cool, an Apogaea imprinted Stainless Steel Mug. To top it
off there's a built in carabiner to clip it onto things like your belt, britches, backpack, undies... Hot or cold this mug won't let you down.
So, you big hearted volunteers, see you at the Booth. Lookin' forward to thanking you in person!
MARCHING TO THE GRUMPOLITH 11:30am
Neoformia Land is MARCHING TO THE GRUMPOLITH for a special "Be Happy & Comfortable in Your Own Skin" workshop with Karmalicious. Noon
start time, one hour of amazingness! Join us, get in comfortable mode, bring your camp mates and help support the HAPPY CRAZE!
Hoop It Forward Annual Hoop Decorating Workshop! 11:30am­2pm
Hoop it Forward will be sponsoring its annual Hoop Decorating Workshop (art grant recipient – thanks APO!!!) at the Fucking Unicorns Camp on Friday
from 1130 am till 2 pm! Bring your inner creative child (and children!), beautiful swiveling hips and decorate a hoop to jam out at APO and spread the
hooping love! Tape, blank hula hoops and funky beats by Dubl D to be provided for your hooping pleasure!
Apogaea Anonymous (12 Step Meeting) noon
Every day at 12:00PM behind the Ranger Headquarters there will be a 12 Step recovery meeting for people of all different types of 12 step
fellowships, and people who are supportive of loved one's in recovery, to attend. We welcome everyone recovering from their addictions to join us
in the fellowship of the spirit, as we trudge the road of happy destiny.
Be HAPPY & Be Comfortable in Your Own Skin noon
This workshop at the Grumpolith is a short introduction on how to truly be happy, how to burn it all away & how to be comfortable in your own skin ­
especially naked at APO or anywhere it is allowed. Come let Karmalcious & friends lead you through an amazing journey. Nakedness encouraged!
Green treats provided!
Cinnamon Roll Hug noon­12:30pm
meet by the effigy and be part of Apogaea's Largest Cinnamon Roll Hug Ever! A few years back, Rraine and Giggles discovered the Hug Deli on
playa. Rraine ordered the Cinnamon Roll Hug and next thing we knew we were enveloped in a squishy squeezy nirvana of absolute delight! We'd
like to share this delight with all of Apogaea...at once. Come Squeeze Us!
Cookies N' Milk 1­2pm
Stop by A Mother’s Love from 1­2pm every day and relive your childhood with a tasty homemade cookie and an ice cold cup of milk. BYOMug.
Almond, Coconut, and Lactose Free varieties available. Cookie choices will also include Vegan, Sugar Free, and Gluten Free.
Permaculture Principles & the Burning Man 10 Principles 1­2pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Mariah
In this lecture, we will be comparing how the 10 Burning Man principles and the Permaculture Principles overlap.
Mohawk Salon 1­3pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Madalene
I will be offering mohawks to any and all people ­ a chance to get a sleek haircut for your weekend! I've done this for the last three years at center
camp, and look forward to offering my shears and services again.
DINO DISCO PARTY!! 1­5pm
Come party down with us at Dinos for Life! as we swing our tails and stomp the afternoon away at our first annual DINO DISCO PARTY!! *First 50
Dino Lovers get their very own Dino Tail*
Advanced aerial playtime 2:30­3:30pm
If you have a year or more of aerial experience, come play with us as we share skills and tricks on our three rigs at the Fucking Unicorn Camp.
MYO Practice Poi 2­3pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Simone
Make Your Own Practice Poi ­ We will giving instructions on how to make your own practice poi, followed by a 101 lesson on the basics of poi. Note:
We will have a limited supply of tennis balls and socks. However if you want to make your practice poi softer and a little more "mistake friendly" bring
along an old pair of socks for cushioning. If you have spare used tennis balls, bring them too!
Body Painting 2­4pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Julie
I plan to bring my body painting supplies and do artwork for whomever wants it done.
Kids Rave @ Panopolis 2­4pm
Hey kids, how would you like a party thrown just for you? Come on over to the Panopolis (children 12 and under must be accompanied by an adult)
and dance yourself silly for a few hours on Friday afternoon. Music will be pumping at a level that will not burst your eardrums and be kid friendly.
Friday, 2:00 PM ­ 4:00 PM
De Camp's Redunder Dome 2­7pm
Contrary to what your Momma told you, violence is a SOLUTION. Did your Sparkle Pony campmate drink all your beer? Is Ishe playing too much
dubstep again? Did some pesty Pirate steal your Precious? Well don't get mad and post nasty Facebook posts, give them a beating! Thurs ­ Sat from
2pm ­ 7pm is where you can find combatant fun at De Camp! Our idea stems from the movie, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. De Camp's Redunder
Dome will be very similar with bungee harnesses and foam fighting weapons. Let the MAYHEM begin!
Topless Only Jumping 2:30ish­4pm
Come to Tramp Camp and feel a jumping experience of a lifetime! Embrace your inner child, unlock your creativity, and let your imagination run wild...
Enjoy this fun house with collaboration art drawing boards, 3D fluorescents, music, jumping high (above the ground), and of course, connecting with
fellow burners!
COCK WALK!!! 3pm
COCK WALK!!! Get your birthday suits on boys, grab a hat and a pair of shades 'cause we're doin' it like the COCK MARCH on Playa. We will be
starting at Neo land, collecting people on the way. Y'all can run if you want. Zachary/Megatron will help to lead. Be happy, be comfortable, BE FREE!
We will end at a GOD worshiping zone (TBA) where you will be fed grapes and cookies and spirits and everyone will tell you how amazing you are!
All beings welcome!
Ask Before You SLAP! ­ Social Boundaries 3­4pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by SLAP
Join us for burlesque, performances and more! SLAP presents an interactive playshop where participants learn fun, sex­positive tools to
acknowledge and express their own desires and boundaries, while respecting those of others. We cover topics such as building clarity & consent,
common situations where boundaries can be crossed, what to do if you feel threatened and more. Plus lots of amazing performances!
Photo Booth at Camp Wardrobe MalFunktion 3­4pm
Come to the official Camp Wardrobe MalFunktion photobooth and get your fancy new digs captured on photo. You will be given the option to have
the photo(s) shared with others, or you can just have a private copy of them sent to you via email. I respect your privacy. This has been officially
sanctioned by Camp WD.
C2H2M3 Camp Conviviality Happy Hour Music Margs and Marijuana 3­6pm
Camp Conviviality is new to Apo but we've been in training as the Boulder Secret Conviviality Society since 1997. We offer a live performance stage
so that people can creatively express themselves and share the goodness within without fear of judgment. Whether it's music, song, poetry, skit,
jokes, dance, et. al. bring it and share. We'll provide good food, good company and good drink 'cause that's what Conviviality is all about!!! We're
hosting our Happy Hour on Friday from 3:30 ­ 6:00 ish. We will be performing a group number in Saturday's Slappy Hour at CWMF.
The Cabana Club @ Apogaea 3­6pm
Welcome to The Cabana Club at Apogaea. Your tropical oasis in the Rocky Mountains! Open from 3­6 PM every afternoon Wed­Sat serving up beats,
grilled cheese sandwiches, tropical cocktails and sexy performances to the Apo Community! Relax in one of our comfy palm cabanas or get your
grilled cheese groove on while you sip on a Mai Tai!
DIY Electronics 3­6pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by The SoundPuddle Crew
This is an art­grant funded workshop. We’ve designed open­source sound­reactive wearable circuit boards just for Apogaea, come learn how they
work and build your own! No experience necessary, we have all the tools and helping hands to show you how easy it can be to build your own
blinky goodness!
Burners Without Borders 4pm
Burners Without Borders Tea Party and Discussion:Civic Action from the Heart of the Playa! @ Apogaea Acculturation Tent (4 PM)
Burners Without Borders (BWB) formed in the wake of Hurricane Katrina and was a citizens' response to the shortcomings of the larger institutions.
Since that time, BWB has emerged as a community led, grassroots group that encourages innovative, civic participation that creates positive change
locally. We promote activities around the globe that support a community's inherent capacity to thrive by encouraging innovative approaches to
disaster relief and empowering grassroots initiatives. Come join us for a tea party to discuss what this organization is all about,examples of BWB
projects worldwide, and introduce our newly formed Colorado chapter! Remember: there is no default....
Poly:APO:rous 4­4:30pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by SLAP
Curious about exploring swinging, polyamory or kink? Wondering if it's a good fit for you? Join SLAP at the Center Camp Stage for an interactive &
informative discussion! Talk with other couples and singles in our community. Learn safe ways to explore, common pitfalls, etiquette, how to build
consent and more. All comfort levels welcome!
Apo­Tucky Derby 4­6pm
What is Apo­Tucky Derby: It's an all ages daytime interactive art project bringing all of the fun, excitement, competition and pageantry of the Kentucky
Derby to Apogaea — BURNER style. We have 3 mighty steeds that are spring­loaded and propelled forward when a rider posts. This year at Apo,
you get to be a jockey and compete for the Rose Blanket!
The track will be open • Wednesday: 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Thursday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Friday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m.
Pant­less Happy Hour 4­6pm
It is well known that Pants are for Suckers. Join HATEbar 4­6 PM Friday afternoon for a sucker­free happy hour. That means NO PANTS. Wear a
sarong, a thong, a skirt, a kilt, a tutu, nothing, or what the fuck ever. People in pants will be ridiculed mercilessly and not served. Shirtcockers will be
excommunicated. Pantless patrons will still be ridiculed mercilessly, but will at least receive alcohol. Gemini birthdays will receive a special
non­HATEful treat.
4:20 Wine and Cheese Social 4:20pm
At The Living Room ­ 4:20, Wine and Cheese, Social gathering. Come get painted up with Henna and make a masquerade mask while your at it!
UFUG WORKSHOPS at Convergence 5pm
Uniform fire use guidelines (UFUG) is a required fire performance safety guideline and class which will be taught Once everyday at Convergence
and is required for anyone that wants to spin fire at event.
Fire performance is one the of the fastest growing and hazardous forms of radical self expression our mission from the convergence team is to be
certain that fire performers are being as safe as possible and that Community responsibility is at an all time high!
Bring any props you are planning to spin to get checked into convergence and make certain that you take the workshop.
Intergalactic Gnomatic Lounge 5pm­7pm
Welcome aliens, Trekkies, disco Darth Vaders, and artificial life forms! Pass through Gnome­Man's Land along your intergalactic path on Friday at
dusk to get your Mos Eisley dance floor groove on (note: all Leias must bring their own chains) and sip some synthanol and Romulan Ale with your
fellow space
unHappy Hour 5:30­6:30pm
At the GRUMPOLITH: Come socialize with the disenchanted, the jaded, and those who are Not Amused. Enjoy (or hate) a wine bag slapping
workshop, followed by 2 Girls 1 Camp cup distribution.
Melissa and Peach Get Married 5:30­midnight
One late night in October, from half way across town, a crazy ass boy drove, leaving beer and good company in the dust, to make a proposal so
profound, no text book could hold its meaning. We, Peach and Melissa, ask you to join us in celebration of pure morphage as won. At Apogaea we
will be sharing vows at camp Panopolis Friday evening. We invite you to join! We feel entirely loved and supported by the community and wish to
share this moment with all of you! We are using the theme Alchemy for our wedding and our colors are green and purple. We invite you to join our
parade by representing Alchemy of wearing green and/or purple.
Friday at 530pm we will be hosting a potluck. So bring what you would like to share! Food, drinks, gifts, whatever.
At 7pm, the ceremony will start.
At 10pm, DJ Ishe will perform at Panopolis, our "reception" set
Mischievous Masked Marauders Procession 6pm
In the spirit of the Krampus and things that go bump in the night.. we will be doing a slow parade ahead of the lamplighters at 6pm on Friday.
Meet up with us at Center Camp at 6 to get the low down on route and join the crawl. Dawn your masks, Day of the Dead face paints, or morph into
any creature of your choosing. Bring your rattles, drums, instruments, and noise makers to help raise the ruckus.
Jammin with the Beamz 6­7pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Fox1
The Beamz is a cutting edge musical instrument that plays songs via 12 laser beams. Come bring your drums and instruments and play along or take
a turn playing this unique and pretty darn fun instrument.
Air Guitar Contest! 8pm
At your favorite movie camp "Just Waiting on Ewe" come show off your amazing air guitar skills for all of Apogaea. We will have cardboard guitars
for you to decorate or bring your own. Friday night 8 pm (Mullets encouraged)
COIL Fairy Tale Circus 8pm
Hear ye, hear ye! The king has declared:
The fairy tales of old shall be released from the realm of fiction, into the realm of live circus. A string of stories shall pass before your eyes, ears,
and hearts in vivid multimedia wonder. Acrobats, jugglers, dancers, glowing art, and a whole herd of gazelles will free your mind from the confines
of normal life. This year with more interaction! Come to the Circus of Illumination a The Fucking Unicorns, and leave with a heart glowing gold.
Shockingly Sensual Interactions 8­9pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Esteban Centrifuego
Introduction to sensual touch using electro play. We will use Violet Wands (and/or Neon Wands) to add an adjustable range of sensations, from a
subtle, gentle buzz up to enough power for most people to explore their limits. Please bring comfortable pillows or cushions to sit and lay on.
SUNSET @ NEOFORMIA LAND 8­9pm
Green happy hour. Bring something green and/or liquid tasty to share!
ERUPTION: The Second Cumming 8pm­2am
Emerging from the hills a volcano is growing. The surrounding energetic beats are thumping and pounding to growing crescendos. Fire explodes from
orifices surrounding the mountain. Bodies move in celebration, grinding, thrusting, pulsing and sweating in the warmth of the fire. Cum bask in the
glow as Eruption emerges for its second cumming. Cum enjoy second cumming. Wednesday and Friday from 8:00pm until 2:00am. Saturday after the
burn until late.
Sunset 8:25pm
MOVIES at Just Waiting on Ewe dusk­late
Bring your camp chairs, pillows, playa fur and come watch a movie ( or just your favorite part) every night. Starting at Dusk and running until early
morning.Feel free to dance, sings, talk back to the movie, we have no ushers. We will have mini concessions stand serving hot popcorn, coffee, hot
chocolate, etc different parts of the night as the feeling hits us. We are Just Waiting on EWE!!!
Fri: Rock of Ages, Grease, The Who's Tommy,Yellow Submarine
Narwhal Crawl 10pm
Narwhal Crawl – Come join Just the Tip… for a pub crawl. The crawl starts with a round of drinks at Just the Tip… at 10pm. Then we will crawl to
the other drinking establishments that APO has to offer. Please wear your finest narwhal attire. All other sea creatures welcome!!!
Pandaemonium! 10pm­midnight
All pandas and their furry friends are welcome to meet up at Story Portal at 10ish to share some stories about being "Bamboozled!" We'll then cavort,
not without merriment, to Late Night Schlong for their 11 p.m. Funk Night. We will tear our cute selves away to gambol over to Eruption at midnight to
get down en masse to DoubleD and DJ Earth's set! Bring your own cup and wear your panda pride! We love bamboo and are not necessarily all
huggy. In fact, some of us have a bad temperament. PANDA UP, PEOPLE! Looking forward to seeing your furry faces!
Dabtown Acid Art Project 10pm­3am
During your night "vacation", look to the borders of our fair home. If you can find an area near Camp Fuck Off on Thursday night around 11PM­3AM,
(possibly Friday night too), look for a field occupied by 10 easels with the luscious magic paint and magic painter tool. It will likely not be the easiest
thing to find, but your eyes will be rewarded when you do. You are free to enjoy drawing over and over, but since the art is magic and for
everyone, it is not keepable. (PLEASE do not take the canvases or the "paint tool" as you will cheat others from the experience.) We wish your
mind, body and spirit much love and magic. Dream big and live free :)
House Party 10pm­4am
where: The Living Room
when: Friday 10pm­4am
what: Oontz Oontz all night long!
Saturday's Events
CATURDAY!!1! all day
Show extra love to the special kitty or kitties in your life.
Give Pluto Fellatio day all day
Find Pluto and offer to suck his phallus. I don't have any preferences, except NO FUCKING LEE (unless he asks really nicely).
Taunt an A.S.S. 3:47am­4:19am
Give A.S.S. something to do. Go to the property perimeter and pretend to be an interloper.
Sunrise 5:32am
Autonomously Mutate Yoga 6:30­8:30am @ Center Camp
Hosted by DJ Imeh
Salute the sun! Suppress physical obstacles using given technical practices and disciplines by which the body and the vital energies can be brought
under control.
Yinteresting very very Yinteresting! 10­11:30am @ Center Camp
Hosted by Jessica, Seed Art, & Babsie
Yin Yoga is meditative yet challenging yoga practice ,targeting the "yin" tissues of the body, this includes the connective tissue, ligaments, bones
,and joints. In a yin yoga practice we can hold poses from 3­8 even 20 minutes (probably 8 at most in this workshop), A perfect opportunity to have
your yoga portrait drawn by festival artist(s),or for festival artists to practice drawing/painting from life and what better environment than apogaea to
see yourself in your most divine yoga form, with Jessica Chernila yin teacher at Kindness Yoga, and artists Seed Art ha P Charcoal and Laura
Babsie Manley­Gardner. You may join the workshop as a yogi or as an artist some art supplies provided...please bring a mat if you have one and
some water to pour over your head. Fun, playful, colorful Body positive Costumes or creative ventures in the lack there­of encouraged!!!
Toddler Town Dancey Dance Party 10am­noon
Friday and Saturday from 10am ­ 12noon, you and your tot's are welcome to come on by Toddler Town for a Dancey Dance Party. Designed for kids
5 and under, though all ages are welcome. We will have low volume kid friendly tunes, play things, and play area. Saturday we would like to unload
some of our play things and your tot can go home with a free gift. Inquire within! This is not a baby sitting service. Parent or Guardian participation is
mandatory!
Eye of Solaris 10am­2pm
The Eye of Solaris uses the solar energy of nuclear fission focused through a water lens to make fire, pop popcorn, burn offerings, create wood
burnt art, heat stones, melt pennies, warm water, make grilled cheese and bacon, and generally amaze people. Bring things to burn, melt, or
otherwise destroy/create with heat. This interaction will be open 10­2 each day, weather permitting.
Volunteer Appreciation Gifts 11am­2pm
Hey all you awesome community members that show that extra high energy for Apogaea! Come by the Info Booth, so we can show our appreciation
of your stand up and do it attitude. Apogaea wouldn't happen with out you! We will be there bearing gifts ­ Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
from 11 a.m. ­ 2 p.m. You must bring your volunteer card signed out by each team lead for each shift you have completed.
Happy Happy Gifts you shall receive based on the number of shifts you do are:
1 Shift ­ Your souvenir laminate, yeppie!
2­3 Shifts ­ A patch specially made for this year's theme, "Alchemy"!! Sew it, Glue it, Iron it ON anything your heart desires.
4 and above Shifts ­ You are a true Rock Star of the Volunteer World! You get the coolest of cool, an Apogaea imprinted Stainless Steel Mug. To top it
off there's a built in carabiner to clip it onto things like your belt, britches, backpack, undies... Hot or cold this mug won't let you down.
So, you big hearted volunteers, see you at the Booth. Lookin' forward to thanking you in person!
Apogaea Anonymous (12 Step Meeting) noon
Every day at 12:00PM behind the Ranger Headquarters there will be a 12 Step recovery meeting for people of all different types of 12 step
fellowships, and people who are supportive of loved one's in recovery, to attend. We welcome everyone recovering from their addictions to join us
in the fellowship of the spirit, as we trudge the road of happy destiny.
Grilled Cheese­ OH YEAH! noon
The Living Room­ Saturday at noon, make a masquerade mask and get a golden melty reward!
Ask Before You SLAP! ­ Social Boundaries noon­1pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by SLAP
Join us for burlesque, performances and more! SLAP presents an interactive playshop where participants learn fun, sex­positive tools to
acknowledge and express their own desires and boundaries, while respecting those of others. We cover topics such as building clarity & consent,
common situations where boundaries can be crossed, what to do if you feel threatened and more. Plus lots of amazing performances!
Bingo Parlour noon­2pm
Come play everyone's favorite game, B­I­N­G­O! Relax and enjoy a mid­morning mimosa as you try your luck in the Bingo Parlour in Gnome Mans
Land. Gnome lucky charms abound if you need a little boost ­ but bring your favourite just in case.
The Kentucky Derby Race 1pm
June 8th (Saturday) 1:00pm we will be hosting “The Kentucky Derby Race”. You can be one of 9 Apo participants who will compete for the Rose
Blanket, as the crowd cheers you on, drink Mint Juleps and don their big ass Derby hats.
Come and enjoy our music, on­site gambling, and cheer on your favorite jockey. Bring a gift, schwag, stickers, you name it to bet at our table.
Apogaea Graduation 1­1:30pm
Have you graduated from school in the last year, or are you entering a new phase in life? Join us at Apogaea graduation for a little ceremony to
celebrate your awesomeness. If you have a graduation hat and tassle, bring it. If not, no worries! Wear your Apogaea best! Saturday from
1­1:30PM at Fucking Unicorns Camp
Poly:APO:rous 1­1:30pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by SLAP
Curious about exploring swinging, polyamory or kink? Wondering if it's a good fit for you? Join SLAP at the Center Camp Stage for an interactive &
informative discussion! Talk with other couples and singles in our community. Learn safe ways to explore, common pitfalls, etiquette, how to build
consent and more. All comfort levels welcome!
Cookies N' Milk 1­2pm
Stop by A Mother’s Love from 1­2pm every day and relive your childhood with a tasty homemade cookie and an ice cold cup of milk. BYOMug.
Almond, Coconut, and Lactose Free varieties available. Cookie choices will also include Vegan, Sugar Free, and Gluten Free.
BAMF Naughty Nurse Rampage 1­5pm
The Bureau of Apogaea Medicine & Fire (BAMF) is taking a more proactive role at Apogaea this year. During my tenure as medical lead, it has come
to my attention that many Burners are not properly vaccinated against common pathogens, are unaware of the dangers posed by deer ticks (a
parasitic insect native to Colorado), and in general, operate on very little sleep, a lot of bacon, and sex. The Naughty Nurse Rampage will meet at
BAMF Bar at 13:00 hours, on Saturday, June 8th, and conduct a 3­4 hour campaign for better health practices across Apogaea. Anyone interested
in Apogaea public health is welcome to join us. Please come wearing a nursing uniform (or your favorite onesie, weirdo), bring an item for
dispensing alcohol (needleless syringe or water pistol), and your favorite anti­microbial cocktail for vaccinating the unwashed public. Also, gloves,
because you will definitely get sticky.
Hug Train ­ Next Stop: Just Ben @ The Effigy 2pm
The incredibly egomaniacal Just Ben requires everyone at Apogaea to come pay homage to him and his Playa Penis. This is the only way we can
ensure that the playa penis does not reach critical mass and cause a singularity and destroy everything in the known universe. Come do your duty
to prevent this catastrophe from becoming a reality. The scientists at CERN have strongly advised that the Quantum Lichen known as the Playa
Penis, and it's Id; Ben, be showered in love and adoration. CERN Scientist Ishe's Mum Ph.D D.D.S. M.Eng B.S. had this to say about the situation: "I
want to make this very clear, we perform a great deal of dangerous and questionable experiments here at the Large Hadron Collider; but nothing that
we do approaches the amount of danger associated with this Playa Penis."
She later when on to say this: "This is a public and formal call out to Just Ben of the Whomo Truck. You and everyone you know at The Effigy,
2pm on Saturday, for a "Lets hug Ben" gathering! That is; if you have anything under your skirt other than a gaping vagina. I strongly advise that if
you plan to come and hug people other than Just Ben, you do it without the knowledge of the Playa Penis. Any attention being showed to anything
other than its Id, Ben will surely spell the end of times."
Apogaea Meat & Greet 2­4pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Your Apogaea Acculturation Team
Come mingle and "meat" your Regional Contacts, Apogaea Board Members, and various Ground­Control / Functional Leads, as well as our visiting
"dignitaries" from the BM Org and other neighboring Regional Contacts! We will provide hot dogs, buns, and condiments. We will request that people
bring a side dish and their own plate, cup, utensils, cocktails, chair, and pack mule to carry it all. (Or you can just come and have a hot dog.)
Face & Modest Body Painting 2­4pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Julie
I plan to bring my body painting supplies and do artwork for whoever wants it done.
Face Painting 2­4pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Dingo ­ Your Apogaea Youth Coordinator
Let's pass on some knowledge and fun to our younger attendees. If you can paint easy designs, bring your gear to teach a teen to paint a few of
them. Once the basics have been learned, bring on the little ones to be painted before the burn!
GÖATLÖAF 2­5pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by GÖATLÖAF
Playing a set of rock tunes.
De Camp's Redunder Dome 2­7pm
Contrary to what your Momma told you, violence is a SOLUTION. Did your Sparkle Pony campmate drink all your beer? Is Ishe playing too much
dubstep again? Did some pesty Pirate steal your Precious? Well don't get mad and post nasty Facebook posts, give them a beating! Thurs ­ Sat from
2pm ­ 7pm is where you can find combatant fun at De Camp! Our idea stems from the movie, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. De Camp's Redunder
Dome will be very similar with bungee harnesses and foam fighting weapons. Let the MAYHEM begin!
Topless Only Jumping 2:30ish­4pm
Come to Tramp Camp and feel a jumping experience of a lifetime! Embrace your inner child, unlock your creativity, and let your imagination run wild...
Enjoy this fun house with collaboration art drawing boards, 3D fluorescents, music, jumping high (above the ground), and of course, connecting with
fellow burners!
Horn Hunt 3pm
Horn Hunt ­ Please join Just the Tip… for the infamous Horn Hunt. This is your opportunity to join other horny creatures on the hunt. We will gather at
Just the Tip… at 3pm. Then we will prowl the town looking for other horny creatures. Hopefully we can catch one or two to take back to our camp
with us. Drinks to be served at Just the Tip… after the hunt.
PUSSY PRANCE!!! 3pm
PUSSY PRANCE!!! All my naked ladies in the house, meeeoooowwww! Come prance about baring our wonderful beautiful Goddess bodies through
the streets and camps. Be happy, be comfortable, BE FREE! We will end at a GODDESS worshiping zone (TBA) where you will be fed grapes and
cookies and spirits and everyone will tell you how amazing you are! All beings welcome!
Titty Sprinkles 3pm
Saturday, 3PM.....bring your tits, get your sprinkles.....imagination, life is your creation. Basically, we will cover your nipples in edible, sexy sprinkles.
Look for us near the perimeter, close to or at Camp Fuck Off. Weather permitting, Saturday at 3pm, otherwise, will do as soon as weather gets nice
enough.
Aerial workshops 3:30­4:30pm
Want to fly? This beginning level workshop is for first time aspiring aerialists along with those with existing beginning level skills. The High Flying
Unicorns will teach you basic level tricks on aerial fabric and hoop. They will cater the workshop to each participant’s skill level and trick knowledge
and will utilize three aerial rigs at the Fucking Unicorn Camp for maximum participation.
Photo Booth at Camp Wardrobe MalFunktion 3­4pm
Come to the official Camp Wardrobe MalFunktion photobooth and get your fancy new digs captured on photo. You will be given the option to have
the photo(s) shared with others, or you can just have a private copy of them sent to you via email. I respect your privacy. This has been officially
sanctioned by Camp WD.
The Cabana Club @ Apogaea 3­6pm
Welcome to The Cabana Club at Apogaea. Your tropical oasis in the Rocky Mountains! Open from 3­6 PM every afternoon Wed­Sat serving up beats,
grilled cheese sandwiches, tropical cocktails and sexy performances to the Apo Community! Relax in one of our comfy palm cabanas or get your
grilled cheese groove on while you sip on a Mai Tai!
Radical Dehydration Party 3­6pm
As the Department of Sparks and Wreckreation, we will be issuing citations and commendations to members of the Apogaea community based on
their adherence to the ten principle as interpreted by our officers. We will be holding a mass sentencing event of radical dehydration where the
accused, witnesses and would be jurors can congregate and share in the punishment. Radical Dehydration!
Girl Scout Troop BRC 69 3:30­5:30pm
Girl Scout Troop BRC 69 will be roaming around gifting cookies, earning demerit badges and delivering experiences of extreme pleasure. Cum find us
and help our girls earn some new patches!
2nd Annual Shakedown Street Parade 4pm
** HIPPIES! ** This is our chance to pull into Terrapin Station and check one more time for Fire on the Mountain. Truck on over to Center Camp at 4 p.m.
Saturday in your tie­dye finery, hoops, beards, whatever! We will parade ­ with music in the air ­ on over to Story Portal for general good vibes and
to share some tour and show­themed stories at the Story Portal. Jerry may be gone, but we're still here, and so are some of our memories!
Come Meet Joey 4­5pm
This is my 21 year old nephew's FIRST Apogaea­ and I'd love for him to meet other virgins (and non­virgins) his age. Come on by Camp Nom Nom at
4PM­5PM and I will give "a shot" to any girl (21 and older) who comes up and plants a kiss on his lips. He doesn't know about this event (since I'm
sure he probably won't read the WWWW)­ so it will be SO FUN­ to introduce him to the community in such a special and unexpected way! Don't
forget to bring your cup to get your shot...
Gaggle of Goddesses Group Photo! 4­5pm
How epic would it be if ALL the women of Apogaea gathered together and took a family photo? Sisters Unite! Saturday 4pm at the Psychedelic Sister
Dome. Group hug and hair braiding to follow.
Acrobatic Playshop 4:30­5:30pm
Join for an hour of laughter and fun as we explore partner balancing, games and flying transitions at the Fucking Unicorn Camp. We will teach you
new tricks and help you refine old ones. Don't know anything about acro? That's okay, no experience or partner required!
UFUG WORKSHOPS at Convergence 5pm
Uniform fire use guidelines (UFUG) is a required fire performance safety guideline and class which will be taught Once everyday at Convergence
and is required for anyone that wants to spin fire at event.
Fire performance is one the of the fastest growing and hazardous forms of radical self expression our mission from the convergence team is to be
certain that fire performers are being as safe as possible and that Community responsibility is at an all time high!
Bring any props you are planning to spin to get checked into convergence and make certain that you take the workshop.
The Apo­A­Go­Go Slappy Hour Burlesque Show 5:30pm
Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion is delighted to present, for your viewing pleasure, the 2013 Apo­A­Go­Go Slappy Hour Burlesque Show and Talent
Review! Bring a camp chair, sit back and relax while you watch Apogaea's bountiful, bodacious, burlesque bombshells and bulging boytoys strut
their sexy stuff on our stage.
**Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion respectfully requests, no photography or video of the performers during the show without specific permission from
the performers.**
unHappy Hour 5:30­6:30pm
At the GRUMPOLITH: Come socialize with the disenchanted, the jaded, and those who are Not Amused. Enjoy (or hate) a wine bag slapping
workshop, followed by 2 Girls 1 Camp cup distribution.
Procession to the Temple 6pm
Starting at Center Camp, a procession will snake through the city, gathering folks for the Sunset Ceremony at the Temple of Transubstantiation at
8pm. Join us in this journey!
Pole Dancing Showcase 6­6:45pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by Vertical Fusion Denver
Vertical Fusion presents a showcase consisting of a group number, and 4 solo dances. We wish to share the athleticism and beauty that Pole
dancing provides, and to bring awareness of pole dancing to the community. NO VIDEO & NO PHOTOGRAPHY PLEASE.
Diamond Body Chant­Dance 7­8pm @ Center Camp
Hosted by DJ MantraMatrix
We start by chanting Sanskrit mantras together. Then we bring in the dance beats to move our bodies into ecstatic flow. The “Diamond Body” is a
visualization practice that aligns our energy body with our pure shining “Vajra” essence.
Sunset Ceremony ("Temple Burn") 8pm
Join us just before sunset at the Temple of Transubstantiation for the official closing ceremony of the Temple. Before the wildness of Burn Night
begins, we'll gather together to liberate our accumulated prayers in ritual. Bring that which you wish to honor. Bring that which you wish to release!
Sunset 8:26pm
MOVIES at Just Waiting on Ewe dusk­late
Bring your camp chairs, pillows, playa fur and come watch a movie ( or just your favorite part) every night. Starting at Dusk and running until early
morning.Feel free to dance, sings, talk back to the movie, we have no ushers. We will have mini concessions stand serving hot popcorn, coffee, hot
chocolate, etc different parts of the night as the feeling hits us. We are Just Waiting on EWE!!!
Sat: The Last Unicorn, Labyrinth, Idle Hands, Wizards
Effigy Burn 9pm
Come join us for the big burn night ceremony on Saturday at 9pm around the Blossom Effigy. We hope to blow your mind with amazing live music and
fire and dance performances featuring A­Con (Apogaea Conclave). A­Con has spent the past 6 months developing, coordinating, practicing a full 40
minute performance. The performance will be followed by the burning of the effigy. You don't want to miss this!
Punk Rock Post­Burn after the burn
Join HATEbar for a celebration of all things PUNK ROCK after the burn on Saturday night. Your gorgeous bartenders will be rocking the fuck out to
70s, 80s, and 90s punk tunes, offering Elmer's glue mohawks, and kool­aid dyed hair. No, its not permanent, but it IS delicious. As always, only stupid
fucking shirtcockers don't have their own cup to enjoy our bar.
ERUPTION: The Second Cumming after the burn­late
Emerging from the hills a volcano is growing. The surrounding energetic beats are thumping and pounding to growing crescendos. Fire explodes from
orifices surrounding the mountain. Bodies move in celebration, grinding, thrusting, pulsing and sweating in the warmth of the fire. Cum bask in the
glow as Eruption emerges for its second cumming. Cum enjoy second cumming. Wednesday and Friday from 8:00pm until 2:00am. Saturday after the
burn until late.
Sunday's Events
Fear / Doubt Incineration 3:30am
Please join us for a transcendental moment of shutting the fuck up, letting the fuck go and trusting the fucking Universe. 3:30 am, Burn Night at Center
Camp. Oh, and grab some fucking delicious coffee while you're at it. Cheers.
Taunt an A.S.S. 3:47am­4:19am
Give A.S.S. something to do. Go to the property perimeter and pretend to be an interloper.
SUNRISE @ NEOFORMIA LAND 5:30am
Naked walk picture! SHHHHHHHHHH many will be sleeping and this is the perfect opportunity for the timid to just let it all go. May do a meditate final
healing/ohhmming part to this walk!
Sunrise 5:32am
Eye of Solaris 10am­2pm
The Eye of Solaris uses the solar energy of nuclear fission focused through a water lens to make fire, pop popcorn, burn offerings, create wood
burnt art, heat stones, melt pennies, warm water, make grilled cheese and bacon, and generally amaze people. Bring things to burn, melt, or
otherwise destroy/create with heat. This interaction will be open 10­2 each day, weather permitting.
2nd annual Fuck You Brunch Apogaea 11am
This event is a pot luck type brunch on Sunday @ 11am. I will provide mimosas, and there will also be a bloody mary bar. If you want to join us bring
a dish to share, and have some drinks, food, and good company!:)
Volunteer Appreciation Gifts 11am­2pm
Hey all you awesome community members that show that extra high energy for Apogaea! Come by the Info Booth, so we can show our appreciation
of your stand up and do it attitude. Apogaea wouldn't happen with out you! We will be there bearing gifts ­ Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
from 11 a.m. ­ 2 p.m. You must bring your volunteer card signed out by each team lead for each shift you have completed.
Happy Happy Gifts you shall receive based on the number of shifts you do are:
1 Shift ­ Your souvenir laminate, yeppie!
2­3 Shifts ­ A patch specially made for this year's theme, "Alchemy"!! Sew it, Glue it, Iron it ON anything your heart desires.
4 and above Shifts ­ You are a true Rock Star of the Volunteer World! You get the coolest of cool, an Apogaea imprinted Stainless Steel Mug. To top it
off there's a built in carabiner to clip it onto things like your belt, britches, backpack, undies... Hot or cold this mug won't let you down.
So, you big hearted volunteers, see you at the Booth. Lookin' forward to thanking you in person!
Apogaea Anonymous (12 Step Meeting) noon
Every day at 12:00PM behind the Ranger Headquarters there will be a 12 Step recovery meeting for people of all different types of 12 step
fellowships, and people who are supportive of loved one's in recovery, to attend. We welcome everyone recovering from their addictions to join us
in the fellowship of the spirit, as we trudge the road of happy destiny.
Cookies N' Milk 1­2pm
Stop by A Mother’s Love from 1­2pm every day and relive your childhood with a tasty homemade cookie and an ice cold cup of milk. BYOMug.
Almond, Coconut, and Lactose Free varieties available. Cookie choices will also include Vegan, Sugar Free, and Gluten Free.