2013 Alchemy Who What When Where???
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2013 Alchemy Who What When Where???
2013 Alchemy Who What When Where??? Welcome to the Who, What, When, Where? Guide for Apogaea 2013! It doesn’t matter how you mix ‘em, there’s a whole lot of W’s out there, and this book is here to help you find ‘em all: events, art, and camps. Also, remember that fun, events, and art will be occurring in unscheduled and unplanned locations. But, DON’T WANDER OUTSIDE THE BOUNDARIES looking for them, as this is grounds for expulsion from the event. Apogaea is what you make it! The entertainment is what you and your fellow participants create. Whatever your special talent might be, share with us! In case of severe weather, forest fire, or other need for evacuation, please come to Center Camp for more information, and listen for announcements broadcast on the large sound systems. Do NOT attempt to leave in your own vehicle unless instructed to do so traffic jams or stuck vehicles could endanger lives during an emergency. Have an idea that you'd like to bring to Apogaea 2014? Or ideas for how to make Apogaea better? Wanna volunteer to be more involved in the planning of Apogaea? Look for notices about serving on the Board, lead position openings, theme contest, flyer/ticket design contest, and the Creative Grant cycle! Visit http://www.apogaea.com for information! When you get back to the default world be sure to complete the Apogaea 2013 Census! http://www.apogaea.com/about/census Save the date: Sunday June 30th from 15pm What can you expect? BBQ, beats, hoops and toys, fun and games, and maybe even a tent in the tree. Lets make this a fun reflection back on the event we all love so much and show some big juicy love for all of you that helped make it the best ever. More details will be posted at Info Booth. Come sign up for a shift and or just drop in and say hey if you are already squared. Apogaea is a LEAVE NO TRACE event! Take a moment to remove all MOOP (Matter Out of Place) from your camp area and help to deMOOP some areas where you did not camp. If you had a blast, consider how you’d like to be involved next year. We’ll be looking for star volunteers to lead the team in 2014! http://apogaea.com Open Fire Performance for Opening Ceremony Calling all Fire Performers! How would you like to welcome everyone home to Apogaea with a bang? Well you are in luck! We would like to invite you to particpate in the Opening Ceremony! The Opening Cermony will be an open forum to ALL perfomers in the Community who have checked into Fire Convergence and taken a required Safety Class (offered at Convergence at 5PMevery day). So keep in mind, if you wish to particpate you MUST attend the Safety Class on Wednesday. The Opening Ceremony will be at Dark Thirty (circa 9 PM). If you would like to perform please meet at Fire Convergence no later than 8:30 and we will get started! Love and Light! How to approach a Sick Apogaean Patient ● ● ● ● Vaccinations. Alcohol does not cause autism (neither do real vaccines, so STFU), and it can be used to kill pathogenic organisms. Tequila and whiskey are particularly effective germicidal agents. Tell your naughty nurse if you need to be vaccinated with alcohol. Must be taken orally. Tick checks. They can be anywhere on your body. Please allow us to look. Mouth to Mouth Aid. You appear short of breath. Perhaps you require more oxygen. I can assist you with that. Complete physical exams and cardiovascular testing. These may be conducted at a later time, but only if you schedule a mutually consensual appointment with one of the nurses. Legend Adult Art Art Grant Recipient Center Camp Fire Food/Drink Kid Friendly Meh Party/Gathering Ritual/Ceremony Sound/Music Workshop/Class Art Installations Alchemical Elevation Alchemical Elevation will consist of 4, 8' tall purple and white podiums, decorated with alchemical symbols, and topped with 6' heliumfilled weather balloons. The balloons will be tethered to the tastefully backlit podiums with powered 2000lb winches for safety and elevation control. The 4 podiums will each have one of the symbols of the four elements painted on them, and will each contain a wireless LED light that will cause the balloons to glow brightly throughout the night. The LED lights will react to the music of Panopolis, beckoning travelers from near and far to this metropolis of low frequency sound. Altar of Prometheus "Flashing fire, source of all arts, he, Prometheus, has purloined and bestowed upon mortal creatures. Such is his offence; for this he is bound to make requital to the gods." Come pay your respects to Prometheus, and take advantage of his gift. ApoTucky Derby What is ApoTucky Derby: It's an all ages daytime interactive art project bringing all of the fun, excitement, competition and pageantry of the Kentucky Derby to Apogaea — BURNER style. We have 3 mighty steeds that are springloaded and propelled forward when a rider posts. This year at Apo, you get to be a jockey and compete for the Rose Blanket! The track will be open • Wednesday: 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Thursday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Friday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. June 8th (Saturday) 1:00pm we will be hosting “The Kentucky Derby Race”. You can be one of 9 Apo participants who will compete for the Rose Blanket, as the crowd cheers you on, drinks Mint Juleps and don their big ass Derby hats. How does one become a jockey for The Big Kentucky Derby Race on Sat? ALL Apogaea participants are eligible to be a Kentucky Derby Jockey. Each day of Apogaea, the racetrack will be open for timed trials. The 9 top fasted riders are eligible to be a jockey during “The Kentucky Derby Race” on Saturday. OnSite Gambling at ApoTucky Derby: Winner Takes All! Each day of Apogaea our gambling table will be open for betting. This is a dice game played with 4 to 6 players. Everyone places a bet (a gift, schwag, stickers, you name it) on the table. Players roll the dice for their Post (1 through 6) Highest role gets first choice of placement on the board. Then players roll the dice to advance their horse forward or sidetoside (not diagonally). The first player across the finish wins... it all. Arbor Borealis 2.0 Arbor Borealis is back and 20% bigger. It is a volumetric light sculpture nestled within its wooded surroundings. With carefully hidden microphones, we will capture the sound of any passersby. Custom audioreactive software will interpret the audio in waves of dynamic color, playing out 3D visualizations in space. Spheres, waves, and other signals will be visually transmitted in the grid. Even when the installation isn’t reacting to user sound input, it will play ambient patterns originating from modulation wave generation. Blackout Bar We're here to help you get you on your way into the darkness. Only open for a short time sometime between midnight and 4am when the light is on. The Blossom Effigy Returning this year as our effigy is "Blossom", built by Somer Andom and her crew last year. Even if there is a fire ban, we hope that "Blossom" will inspire further blossoming at and beyond Apogaea. Lovingly crafted using modern CNC tools and an Open Source tool chain with the help from many friends, it blooms brightest at night. Impromptu flame effects may occur on weekday nights if there are no burn bans. Burn Your Brain Explore this giant playa brain by walking underneath it. Many hidden interactive elements are hidden within the brain lobe walls. Can you find them all? Café L'anus at the ASS Taint Where ignorant Americans will be completely, utterly ignored. If you're lucky and we can understand what you're blathering on about, you might be rewarded with our "fessées du jour." Because everything sounds better in French and we don't give a fuck... The Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion KumForIt Stayshun Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion presents the “Breast Little Scorehouse at Apo” ~~ Kum over and get on down to see our array of potions and notions to: 1) Make you smell pretty (perfumes), 2) Get you to feel all sensual (scented oil for your “boyl” or “goyl”, lubes for your pubes and wipes for your pipes), 3) Have you tasting as sweet as suckable with our sugar sticks (gum and lollipops); and, very importantly 4) Help you to be safe (condoms and sunscreen warning do not mix!!). That's the one and only CWM KumForIt Stayshun conveniently located in front of the MalFUNKtion tent in beautiful downtown Apogaea. The Cloud Inflatable bubble of goodness. Crawl inside to see what awaits...! Dinos for Life For sometime now, it has been publicly known that I love dinosaurs, and over the last few years my dinosaur collection has grown to be quite the spectacle. So in creating Dinos for Life, I not only want to bring my entire dinosaur collection to share with the community but also offer a space where people can come and share their dinosaur costumes, art, food, experiences, or any kind of love for the Jurassic era. DiscoCorn Once thought to only exist in the imaginations of young girls and certain swingers clubs...real unicorns have been sighted at Apogaea. Come ride on the unicorn of your dreams by the Fucking Unicorn Camp. She's easy to look at, easy to mount, and easy to love. Discocorn is a true sparklepony without all the high maintenance ...and boy does she sparkle. This will be the ultimate Sparkle Pony! ** Like most sparkle ponies this one is DTF but please treat her gentle as she also doubles as a piece of art** Dr. Paracelsus's "Mystical Invocation" This is an interactive art installation of light 100 ft by 50 ft, so it will only work at night. Please come and use your mystical powers to transform the ancient symbols of alchemy. Dr. Paracelsus is considered "Prince of the Alchemists" and was the first person to write about gnomes. The giant symbol in the installation is the alchemists' sign of the gnome. Gnomes are the ones with the power knowledge of the Earth. As such, ancient mystics and alchemists called upon Gnomes as an invocation of the embodiment of Earth. They are not without their wiles. They are dastardly in conniving tricks on those who would fool with their "Mother Nature”. Eye of Solaris The Eye of Solaris uses the solar energy of nuclear fission focused through a water lens to make fire, pop popcorn, burn offerings, create wood burnt art, heat stones, melt pennies, warm water, make grilled cheese and bacon, and generally amaze people. Bring things to burn, melt, or otherwise destroy/create with heat. This interaction will be open 102 each day, weather permitting. The structure is decorated with fire and water themed accoutrements and colors, and provides some shade on two sides. Grumpolith Lost your favorite boots? Sick of all the dubstep? Ran out of bacon?? Come visit the Grumpolith, a place to relax, unwind, and degrump. Brought to you by 2 Girls 1 Camp, the Grumpolith will serve as an altar to set your inner Grump free. Check out our events! Han Gin Hangout The Han Gin Hangout is a giant oriental style lantern with room for two, a room with a view. Climb on in for a little above ground contemplation, Hidden Retreat Hidden Retreat is a quiet place to get away from the techno music, wild parties and craziness of the rest of Apogaea. Comfy blankets and pillows beckoning you to take off your shoes, sit down, relax and breathe. Lie down under the trees and look overhead. There, beautiful fabrics, garlands, crystals and wind chimes floating from trees will entertain your eyes and ears (if you aren't napping already). At night the trees and ground are lit up with soft lights. This will be a secret space to nap, relax, journal, create, have conversations, do yoga, meditate, or hold a ceremony. Hug Bistro Your friendly Burn Family, one stop, hug shop and Bistro! Give hugs (and other menu items), receive hugs, and most importantly, get to know your Apogaean community. IllumAnemone This installation is a luminous jellyfish tree growing out of the ground. By night it’s pulses and ripples with juicy light across and down it’s toroidal skeletal structure then the light cascades down into it’s tendrils creating a fully immersive experience when you step inside the jelly's belly. Lady Baby Cave The lady baby cave which is 98% made out of plastic bags! Please feel free to come in and play on the hammock, meditate on a pouf, interact with a stalactite, or create in the glowing sand. We also are bringing the bus and will be serving up some scrumptious snacks and drinks! Laughs at Your Back Inspired years ago from a conversation with beloved Maquette, more than 20 whimsical pillows capture the individual and distinctive laughs of Apo community members in pressactivated sound boxes. Fall into the pile of pillows and experience the alchemy of spirit through laughter and comfort. See if you can guess which pillowgiggle belongs to who! People Catcher Come hang out in a giant, interactive dream catcher! The People Catcher is a 15foot dream catcher suspended from the trees a 45 degree angle. And? And it's YOUR job to climb, play, and experience the magic of the People Catcher first hand. Come catch some dreams at the People Catcher! :) Prima Materia “Let us learn to dream, gentlemen, then perhaps we shall find truth…” Keukle The calm before the storm. The snake that eats its own tail. This is the time. Are we ripe to become new again? This great work has no limitations, is catalyzed by various interactions, and can seem insurmountable at times. I create this sculpture as a tribute to the universal journey and to remind us the greatest creation can be remade in the image of itself, in a quest to conquest fate. The Psychedelic Sister Dome The Psychedelic Siblings present: The Psychedelic Sister Dome a sacred space for both sexes to explore and embrace the divine feminine. Come by anytime to chill and connect with the inner Goddess. Shrine offerings encouraged. the Small World Turtle My project is a smallish sculpture of a turtle carrying a bowl on his back. In the bowl is a pond with a central island. On the island, a bonsai tree. The turtle itself stands on a stump of a larger tree. The whole sculpture will be made out of sculpey and scrap. It is an illustration of the world turtle concept, tweaked, and made to stand for our modern world. There are a number of worlds encapsulated by the sculpture. There is the turtle living in our world, on his back a small ecosystem of plants growing out of his shell surrounding the china bowl. SoundPuddle The SoundPuddle is an interactive space of visualacoustic synesthesia. This spectrographically colorful dome illuminates sound on an immersive canopy of light. Visualize the spectral shapes of soundspace with any noise you can make. You will laugh, shout, and sing as thousands of solar powered LEDs unify your ears and eyes The Story Portal We are unveiling our giant, handcrank story wheel and 40foot steampunk stage, just so you can fall into The Story Portal and get swept away! Our huge stage and dramatic set up provides the setting for YOU to tell real stories about your life. Our setup is simple: spin the wheel and tell a story about the topic the wheel shows you. Stories have myriad purposes: to heal, to entertain, to help us make sense of our own experience, to educate others, and to join us together. Come experience this fundamental human ritual. String Theory Dome: Alchemist Den String Theory Dome: Alchemist Den will transmute your thoughts on string art with threads that pop, change color, and flow all around you. The Sukha Dome (of) Kalyana Mittata The Sukha Dome (of) Kalyana Mittata "The Bliss of Spiritual Friendship" Housing the "Laughs at Your Back" project, the Sukha Dome is a 19' white "star" dome where you can come celebrate and contemplate the meaning of Friendship and Community. Contribute to the Friendship Altar (with pictures, poems, mementos) in honor of your friends, make a friendship bracelet, relax and laugh with the pillows, and decorate the dome itself to express what friendship and community mean to you. Open 24hrs during the event, located near the Fucking Unicorns. Temple of Transubstantiation The Temple offers itself as the spiritual center of Apogaea. It is a place for reflection, meditation, grieving, commemorating those who have passed, honoring those who have contributed to our lives, forgiveness of self and others, and celebration of the future. Through the alchemy of private ritual in a community space, the Temple offers the possibility of closure and of moving on afresh, the transubstantiation of old energies into new! Unicorn Playhouse! Come free your inner child at the Unicorn Playhouse! Climb, swing, dance, lounge, hide, seek and show off for that girl you like on our multilevel play structure for big kids! Come learn new skills from our talented aerialists and climbers, and challenge your fear/ love of heights on this expansive rainbowcolored house of play! Enjoy the warm glow of pretty lights at night, or relax in the shade on the hammocks during the day. Choose your own adventure. Radical Play with Unicorns is the new sitincampchairsandgetdrunk! VagaLumes, the wandering lights This project is meant primarily as an evening art installation. It consists of 75 fireflies constructed out of recycled, and scrap material wired with blinking LED's. The fireflies will be best viewed from the comfort of the covered swing provided along with the installation. The fireflies will hang from the trees as well as be captured in large jars. They are incredibly interesting to look at as they are all individual and unique sculptures. Their lights will all be timed to blink intermittently capturing the essence and feeling of true caffeinated fireflies. Every evening at dusk (or until we run out of fireflies) we will host firefly happy hour where participants will be encouraged to adopt a firefly and modify/ take it with them. Vandalize VAN Gogh SPRAY PAINT + YOU + OUR VAN "Betty Colors" Betty, Van Gogh prints & other fun things waiting to be vandalized. Plus: Stencils, stickers, tape, tools and other creative stuff for your vandalizing pleasure! Also: Crafting Dome! Check below (?) for scheduled events. *Unsupervised children will be given cappuccino and spray paint.* Whaley the Whale A Sperm Whale will perform at Apo. Surprises guaranteed. Nnnuuuuuuuuu!! Theme/Sound Camps A Mother's Love A Mother's Love is a journey to a simpler time, where people can relive the best of childhood through the most basic, yet profound, of pleasures, tasty homemade cookies and ice cold milk provided by a loving hand. Participants will be able to come to the Cookies n' Milk serving area and select from several kinds of delicious cookies including sugar free and gluten free options. They will also have multiple types of milk to choose from, including several nondairy options. Motherly Advice will be provided at no additional charge. Burn Your Brain Camp Come to discuss and learn about how the brain works with the artists of the Burn Your Brain project. The Cabana Club @ Apogaea Welcome to The Cabana Club at Apogaea. Your tropical oasis in the Rocky Mountains! Open from 36 PM every afternoon WedSat serving up beats, grilled cheese sandwiches, tropical cocktails and sexy performances to the Apo Community! Relax in one of our comfy palm cabanas or get your grilled cheese groove on while you sip on a Mai Tai! Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion is a free experimental fashion camp and the Fashion Police Station of Apogaea. This year we combine forces with Princess Stephanie's "Burn Unit" for the ultimate fashion experience! We encourage everyone to visit our skilled wardrobe engineers for an innovative and creative new look, and then take a saunter down our runway. Decided on jeans and a tshirt for the weekend? Careful! You might get BUSTED by our fashion police intent on preventing fashion emergencies. Citation recipients will be taken into custody for fashion makeovers. Careful, they have fuzzy handcuffs and bootywhackers! CWMF is ALWAYS looking for costumes and clothing to share with the Apogaea community. Please bring any costumes, accessories and clothing donations in CLEAN condition. We will be accepting donations all weekend Campalicious Stop by The Bobalicious Grill for some of Bob's tasty sausage and balls! He may even be delivering them to unsuspecting Apogaeans no doubt making their experience even more delightful. Look for us across the street from where we were last year, or just follow your nose! =) Club meh. "Club meh." is a theme camp that's primary purpose is to regulate the amount of meh. that circulates around Apogaea, to make sure when there is not enough meh. to add some in and to reduce meh. in other areas as necessary. Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet Costco Soulmate Trading Outlet is Apogaea's leading supplier of high quality, low cost soulmates. We do this by eliminating many of the costly overhead expenses faced by traditional stores. Such as fancy display cases, sales people, advertising, research, morals, scruples and so on. Join us for a drink, stimulating paperwork, interview, and the knowledge you will be receiving your finest quality soulmate match at Apogaea. Ask about our 2 for 1 special and Black Rock City tradein policy! Daddy WARBUCKS Cigar Lounge Come enjoy a fine smoke from the curated collection of Captain RON. Apogaea Citizens, can choose from a selection of over (500) cigars, ranging in sizes from small cigarillos to massive double coronas. Dominican, Honduran, Nicaraguan, and yes even Cubans grace the Pirate chest humidor. From (A)shton to (Z)ino for the Aficionados, to White Owls and Dutch Masters for the old schoolers, WARBUCKS is your haven. Pipe smokers can choose from over a dozen fine pipe tobaccos. Featuring custom blends created in shops from Seattle to Sarasota. As the sun climbs high in the midday sky, come take refuge from the blistering heat in the shade of our 10x10lounge. LOUNGE AMENITIES : Cigar concierge, Reclining lounge chairs, Couches, Fire pit, LED lighting, (500) cigars, Treasure chest humidor, STINKY ashtray stands, BLOW torch table lighters, Chess set De Camp Contrary to what your Momma told you, violence is a SOLUTION. Did your Sparkle Pony campmate drink all your beer? Is Ishe playing too much dubstep again? Did some pesty Pirate steal your Precious? Well don't get mad and post nasty Facebook posts, give them a beating! Thurs Sat from 2pm 7pm is where you can find combatant fun at De Camp! Our idea stems from the movie, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. De Camp's Redunder Dome will be very similar with bungee harnesses and foam fighting weapons. Let the MAYHEM begin! Department of Sparks & Wrekcreation The Dept of Sparks and Wreckreation provides public services to the citizens of Apogaea by comically and lightheartedly citing and reprimanding groups and individuals based off a variety of prohibited (or encouraged) behaviors. The citations become invitations to one’s “sentencing” which takes place at night around the fire table or burn barrel, or during an afternoon session of Radical Dehydration. ERUPTION: The Second Cumming Emerging from the hills a volcano is growing. The surrounding energetic beats are thumping and pounding to growing crescendos. Fire explodes from orifices surrounding the mountain. Bodies move in celebration, grinding, thrusting, pulsing and sweating in the warmth of the fire. Cum bask in the glow as Eruption emerges for its second cumming. Cum enjoy second cumming. Wednesday and Friday from 8:00pm until 2:00am. Saturday after the burn until late. EXS My vision is simple: blend improvised sound sculpture with music to create a sonic environment that both soothes and challenges. From beginning to end, I never know what's going to come out o the speakers. My setup is simple: a pair of powered monitors, a laptop, an audio interface and a 25 key midi controllerI can set up virtually anywhere. I don't have a stunning visual displayits just me and my gear, but I play as long as my body will allow and foist my noise day or night. The shifts in mood my sounds instigate should catch the listener off guard. The question in their mind should be, "What's going to happen next?". They should leave my performance with my sounds imprinted on their brain. The most unique aspect of my performances is I encourage my audience to play my instrument. Fucking Unicorn Camp It's time to get your horny on with The Fucking Unicorns! The performancebased theme camp is ready to turn your daytime into playtime and your nighttime into brighttime. The Imagination Machine will be glowing in full rainbow glory, and the beats will be flowing from your favorite DJs and musicians. The Circus of Illumination will be sure to satisfy all your carnal, carny needs and you too can dangle and dazzle as you learn from the stars at aerial and acro workshops. Other camp features include: the 16 foot Unicorn Clubhouse climbing structure and the loveable, ridable Discocorn. Come play with us! Glamp Camp Glamorous Camping With a Twist of Tramp. Come hang out in our bedazzled but trampy culdesac of vintage trailers and fabric bungalos. We offer the creature comforts of home and invite you into our living rooms and fabulously fenced in front yards. We are ready to entertain passing Apogaea travelers with a Skol Cosmipolitan or a Beefeater Dry Martini. Escape from the thump thump and come play a game of Putt Putt Golf. Our miniature golf course is out of this world and just might make you shake your booty or whisk you away to the tropics. Choose your very own one of a kind dazzling designer golf club and blinged out ball.Don’t let our manicured lawns fool you. We can tramp it up with the trampiest. Just join us out back on our Trampoline. Seize the opportunity for a photo shoot with Xilla’s giant cock. On Thursday at 2:00, We will be hosting “Putt Putt and Prom Dresses: An Afternoon Affair”. BYO prom dress or you can stop by Camp Wardrobe MalFUNction to be Glampified. Glamp Camp will sparkle and shimmer with bling during the day, twinkle among the lights at night and tramp all day long. GnomeMan's Land GNOMEMAN'S LAND We invite you to submerge your senses in a land in which only ancient alchemists dare to wander. Once upon a time the gnome was the mystical being known only to the alchemists, discovered by Dr. Paracelsus who knew them as indispensable companions for any fantastical journey. Here in GNOMEMAN’S LAND we return the gnomes to their proper place as worshipped by all those seeking to turn dull metal into sparkly gold. We will be spinning beats and pouring drinks for all those who wish to venture into the depths of gnome wisdom, curiosity and shenanigans. HATEbar Do you enjoy hugs and glitter? Then go fuck yourself, cuz HATEbar is not for you. Your bartenders will do their best to insult you personally and with style. Nothing is sacred your bartender (who is much better looking and less smelly than you) will do their best to make you cry and then give you shitty whiskey while we get the good stuff. Want a beer instead? Fine, you pussy, but it'll be shaken, not stirred. We are the antihippy, a haven from techno, and more fun than your shitty camp. Just the Tip... Just the Tip… is a place of acceptance and inclusion for all horny creatures. This theme camp and bar will be serving alcoholic refreshments and providing a place to play. Stop on by for a drink. Hang around in our Narwhal dome or just chill out in the belly of the Narwhal. Just Waiting on Ewe Bring your camp chairs, pillows, playa fur and come watch a movie ( or just your favorite part) every night. Starting at Dusk and running until early morning.Feel free to dance, sings, talk back to the movie, we have no ushers. We will have mini concessions stand serving hot popcorn, coffee, hot chocolate, etc different parts of the night as the feeling hits us. We are Just Waiting on EWE!!! Kidsville Family friendly space for kids and their associated grown ups. We believe in radical selfreliance and Leave No Trace principles. All are to rely on their own resources for babysitting, food, water, and waste removal. Grown ups will be responsible for their little persons at all times. To be clear, Kidsville is not a babysitting service. Little persons, with their associated grown ups, are welcome to come and hang out anytime. We look forward to meeting you all! The Living Room The living room is bringing the inside outside one room at a time. A functional art installation a place for people to chill during the day, party at night and a place for the community to come together and share. Mi Casa Hedron Mi Casa Hedron is su casa hedron. Back again to feed you so come EAT GOOD FOOD, Come play our game, come win our prizes. Neoformia Land (NEO camps @ APO) NEO LAND is a community collective space open to all to be VERY free & comfortable & to push the boundaries in all realms... LNT, sexuality, community spirit, allinclusiveness...all the principles to a radical LEVEL. That is what it took to put Neoformia together (the Overflow burn) last year. A few of us got together & wanted to share the same spirit this year. Come join us and setup in the open camping area! What amazingness can you contribute? Try hosting an on the spot or daily workshop or painting class or just come express yourself. Learn about the sustainable projects still underway at the HAPPY ASS RANCH! This is a DRAMAFREE ZONE. If you bring the DRAMA, you're taking a walk on the plank at DeCamp or sorting it out in the Runderdome. PANOPOLIS For millennia Alchemists searched for the perfect combination of arcane symbols, volatile ingredients and dangerous rituals that would allow them to transcend simple chemistry, bridge the gap between science and magic, and from mere lead create pure gold. Sadly, they were doomed to fail. Doomed because they had yet to discover the crucial element, an element that would lay hidden for hundreds of years: That element is BASS. Just as alchemy is a powerful combination of science, magic and insanity, so too is it's crucial component! And now with the discovery of BASS, the final and most powerful Alchemical element, at last we can create pure auditory gold on command! High up in the mountains of Colorado, surrounded by the glory of nature, immersed in the insanity of our community, and in harmony with all the elements, we invite you to share in the boundless sonic wealth of which mages, mystics, wizards and lunatics can only dream! Pink Mammoth Join Pink Mammoth as we gather in celebration and unity, brought together by Pink Love, united in our wish to celebrate ourselves, our lives, and each other. Our camp is designed to stimulate movement, connection, conversation, and enjoyment in the beautiful Colorado afternoon sun. Join us each afternoon for cold libations, deep beats, and uplifting vibes under the pink shade. Play Camp Play Camp is all about playing like kids! We have a round teeter totter, jump ropes, hula hoops, games, arts, crafts, paints & even a place to make your own sock puppet! Come play with us! ShangriLaLa Remember the purple elephant? You rode him hard last year at Apo. He is looking forward to your visit again this year! Need a place to chill? Come lounge with us! We have poofy pillows, tinkling chimes, shade from the sun and your friend, the purple elephant! Relax and reflect on your experiences at Apogaea or just float off into the imaginary place that we call ShangriLaLa. Join us for a guided meditation (see Thursday’s or Friday’s daily events schedule) or visit ShangriLaLa anytime, for your own journey to the mystical ethers of poofy pillows and purple elephants. SLAP Sexual Liberty Awareness Protection SLAP (Sexual Liberty Awareness and Protection) – SLAP volunteers provide a safe space for the community for exploring issues of consent and boundaries in social and sexual situations. If You Feel Uncomfortable for Any Reason, Visit Us At Center Camp 24 x 7. We have created a Safe Space to reconnect and center yourself if you feel uncomfortable. We are within sight of BAMF to ensure your comfort and safety. Come to our interactive workshops Friday and Saturday afternoon at Center Camp. See the Center Camp Schedule for more details. Slow Children At Play Slow Children At Play is an unofficial kid's camp at Apogaea Toddler Town Toddler Town is a place to hang out with your toddler. Geared towards kids 5 and under, but all children are welcome with their parent or guardian. Come on by Friday and Saturday morning from 10am to 12noon. Let your toddler get their morning energy out with a dancey dance before its time for a nappy nap. Tramp Camp Come feel a jumping experience of a lifetime! Embrace your inner child, unlock your creativity, and let your imagination run wild... Enjoy this fun house with collaboration art drawing boards, 3D fluorescents, music, jumping high (above the ground), and of course, connecting with fellow burners! Topless Only Jumping from 2:30ish 4p everyday :) Mutant Vehicles African Queen The Mutant Vehicle "African Queen" looks like the boat in the 1951 Humphrey Bogart/Katherine Hepburn movie of the same name. It exists to provide fun rides to people, and to entertain with large flame effects. Catch a ride if you can! The Imagination Machine Did someone say double rainbow all the way? Catch a ride on the Imagination Machine...a huge rainbow with 7,000 programmable LEDs, a mobile aerial rig, glowing clouds and a spacious raised dance platform. You will also find her illuminating the Fucking Unicorn Camp where you can dance beneath her magical wonder. Its so intense! Ongoing events / Installations The 10 Principles all day @ Center Camp Apogaea Board & Ignition Members present: Apogaea is an official Burning Man regional event, and embraces the "10 Principles". This installation represents each of the Burning Man principles that were the conceptual base for Apogaea becoming all that it is today. Alchemical Romance all day @ Center Camp Lesley VanDersarl presents: 4' x 3' Mixed Media Original Art Apogaea 2012 The Afterburn Report all day @ Center Camp Dr. Jigsaw Jen, PhD & Flaming Art, PUA present: An officially produced public record of Apogaea 2012: The Spiral. Apogaea 2013 WWWW Schedule all day @ Center Camp Apogaea WWWW Department presents: Come and take a gander at the Who, What, When, Where Schedule which will be on display at Center Camp throughout the event. Apogaea Visual History Timeline all day @ Center Camp Apogaea Historian & Founders present: Highlighting the major milestones of Apogaea over the past 10 years. Burnerfied Board Games all day @ Center Camp Ms. Gretsky presents: Looking for a gamebreak? Head over to Center Camp where some "Burnerfied" board games will be available starting Wednesday for everyone to play. If you're having SO much fun with the game, you are more than welcome to take it home. All games left at Center Camp towards the end of the event will be taken home & reused at BurnerFriendly events/locations. Some of your favorite games will be available: Sorry, Candy Land, Chutes & Ladders & more! Bring your beverage of choice as most games will have drinkingrelated tasks for players to accomplish. Enjoy! Burners Without Boarders Information Station all day Come by Acculturation Tent and check out the Burners Without Boarders information station and learn about the history of the organization, current projects, and how YOU can get involved with our newly formed Colorado chapter! Remember: there is no default... Center Camp, Apogaea Café, and Ice Sales 9am9pm @ Center Camp Come to Center Camp, Apogaea’s Main Infrastructure centrally located at your event. Center Camp is a hub for Apogaeans to learn about the 10 Principles, take in an afternoon of people watching, get caffeinated and hydrated at the Apogaea Café, sit back and groove to live music, mingle at a community potluck, get creative in a workshop, and gain knowledge about all that it takes to make an event like Apogaea come to fruition. Apogaea Café: Apogaea Café will be serving free coffee, tea, cocoa, and cider from 9:00AM until 9:00PM, Wednesday through Saturday. Practice radical selfreliance and contribute to this leavenotrace event: BRING YOUR OWN CUP! Voluntary donations will be accepted. Center Camp – Ice Sales: Ice will be available for purchase 9:00am9:00pm. $2 PER BAG. CASH & EXACT CHANGE ONLY! NO CHANGE WILL BE GIVEN! Club meh. mobile mehgarita bar and mehmber drive. all day Club Meh and its mehmbers will be making guest appearances at various camps at various times during APO with our mehbile mehgarita bar. meh. be prepared for some strong libations. We also will have our “meh.” stickers , meh. suits and meh. stencil on hand to meh.’ark anything you want…join the club! however no tagging art pieces kids! Dirty Nate's Pantie Twisting Party all day Happening every day somewhere on the beautiful lush mountainside, Dirty Nate will be getting his panties in a twist. Would you like to join in on the Fantabulosity! Perfect, just find Dirty Nate and inquire about said panty twisting!!! Green Light, Yellow Light, Red Light all day @ Center Camp SLAP presents: SLAP reminds you to use your Sexy Safe Words!! GREEN = Go. I'm comfortable with this YELLOW = Slow Down. I'm not sure about this RED = Stop. I'm not comfortable with this Remember: Clarity and Consent is Sexy Foreplay! Visit SLAP at Center Camp anytime 24x7! Head in the Clouds all day @ Center Camp Drew Ratekin presents: 4' x 4' Original Art LOUD all day I WILL BE TALKING LOUD ,YELLING LOUD, AND SCREAMING EVEN LOUDER!!!! NEAD TO ANNOY SOMEONE HIRE ME TO DO THE JOB !! =) MEGAPHONE AND BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED! Neoformia Land throughout the day Community share and comfy space in the LION/ LIONESS DEN (look for pirate flag) As long as we're here, the Den also serves as a SAFE PLACE to recenter yourself. Should you find the place deserted, there is a radio hanging on the pole where you can contact us and a dryerase board to leave messages. Be respectful of our home! Zachary & Karma will be SERVING COOKIES every 4:20 pm and 4:20 am that we can. Drop by for a cookie or dropoff some cookies. Only requirement is that you must be naked to get your cookie. Some are special and some are warm from the oven. Dabbers welcome! SNOWMO BOUNCY BED for rolling around. Boyyyyzzzz from Apo come meet our fabulous Snowmos! Daily AA MEETINGS for those of you seeking help with sobriety at the event (if this is too much for you come talk to one of us). Check dryerase board for times. COCK & CUNT decoration station. Come bring us your scrap fabrics & body paint. We will have some stuff for you to feel more decorated in your nudity. Cock rings, Merkinmaking station, belts with just a butt flap cover, etc. The Secret Labyrinth all day Walking labyrinths have been used for centuries by all types of people. While they are believed to be Grecian in origin, they have been found in Hopi and Hindu images as well. They are mainly used as meditational tools, but can be walked for fun and recreation as well! This labyrinth is located near the Hidden Retreat. Begin your search of the woods, find the labyrinth and share your experience! Slow Children at Play all day We are a kid friendly camp encouraging kids of all ages to come and play with us! We will have games, we will play hide and go seek, tag, and eat lots of candy. At night we will have a fire barrel (burn ban permitting) with S'mores in the evening hours. We are the unofficial kids camp and encourage all children to play in our safe, friendly, and fun area! Spin the Wheel of Degrumpification all day Sparkle Ponies got you down? Feeling like you need some divine intervention to overcome the Apogrumps? Seek refuge in the shadow of the Grumpolith and sacrifice your grump to Tardar Sauce by spinning the Wheel of Degrumpification. You'll be glad you did. Untitled all day @ Center Camp Drew Ratekin presents: 10" x 3' Original Art Wednesday's Events Sunrise 5:33am Volunteer Meet & Greet 10amnoon @ Center Camp Hosted by Center Camp Come gather under the big top! Mingle and meet with fellow Apogaea Volunteers! Bring a dish to share, your own cup, plate, and silverware. We will provide hot/cold coffee, hot/cold tea, hot cocoa & hot cider! Eye of Solaris 10am2pm The Eye of Solaris uses the solar energy of nuclear fission focused through a water lens to make fire, pop popcorn, burn offerings, create wood burnt art, heat stones, melt pennies, warm water, make grilled cheese and bacon, and generally amaze people. Bring things to burn, melt, or otherwise destroy/create with heat. This interaction will be open 102 each day, weather permitting. Apogaea Anonymous (12 Step Meeting) noon Every day at 12:00PM behind the Ranger Headquarters there will be a 12 Step recovery meeting for people of all different types of 12 step fellowships, and people who are supportive of loved one's in recovery, to attend. We welcome everyone recovering from their addictions to join us in the fellowship of the spirit, as we trudge the road of happy destiny. Cookies N' Milk 12pm Stop by A Mother’s Love from 12pm every day and relive your childhood with a tasty homemade cookie and an ice cold cup of milk. BYOMug. Almond, Coconut, and Lactose Free varieties available. Cookie choices will also include Vegan, Sugar Free, and Gluten Free. Kids Art Walkabout 24pm Time for a kids’ art walkabout! Let’s meet at Center Camp (children 12 and under must be accompanied by an adult), then we’ll wander aimlessly around Apogaea for a couple of hours to see what we can find, Wednesday, 2:00 PM 4:00 PM Topless Only Jumping 2:30ish4pm Come to Tramp Camp and feel a jumping experience of a lifetime! Embrace your inner child, unlock your creativity, and let your imagination run wild... Enjoy this fun house with collaboration art drawing boards, 3D fluorescents, music, jumping high (above the ground), and of course, connecting with fellow burners! The Cabana Club @ Apogaea 36pm Welcome to The Cabana Club at Apogaea. Your tropical oasis in the Rocky Mountains! Open from 36 PM every afternoon WedSat serving up beats, grilled cheese sandwiches, tropical cocktails and sexy performances to the Apo Community! Relax in one of our comfy palm cabanas or get your grilled cheese groove on while you sip on a Mai Tai! Sound Systems 101 44:45pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Matthieu Join us for a brief discussion on basic terminology and function of live sound equipment. ApoTucky Derby 46pm What is ApoTucky Derby: It's an all ages daytime interactive art project bringing all of the fun, excitement, competition and pageantry of the Kentucky Derby to Apogaea — BURNER style. We have 3 mighty steeds that are springloaded and propelled forward when a rider posts. This year at Apo, you get to be a jockey and compete for the Rose Blanket! The track will be open • Wednesday: 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Thursday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Friday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. Funking Unicorns present: An Afternoon of FUNK! 46pm Come get down to the funkiest of dance beats while the community grows around you! Nothing fancy. Not even a DJ. Just Funky beats at Fucking Unicorn camp to kick start your dancing feet! UFUG WORKSHOPS at Convergence 5pm Uniform fire use guidelines (UFUG) is a required fire performance safety guideline and class which will be taught Once everyday at Convergence and is required for anyone that wants to spin fire at event. Fire performance is one the of the fastest growing and hazardous forms of radical self expression our mission from the convergence team is to be certain that fire performers are being as safe as possible and that Community responsibility is at an all time high! Bring any props you are planning to spin to get checked into convergence and make certain that you take the workshop. Energy Healing 68pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Ishe Begin your Apogaea experience feeling lighthearted, relaxed, and positive. Let trained Energy Healers breathe new life into your aura and chakras, and remove stale and fruitless energy from your body. Blindfolded VANdalizing 6pmdusk Wednesday at 6ish to dusk at Camp VAN Gogh try your hand painting Betty Colors (the van) without the aid of sight! Prima Materia 89PM Come and sit in my snake’s saddle and see if things get hot! Temple Opening Ceremony 8pm9pm Join us at sunset for a simple ceremony to bless the Temple and set the energy for the week! ERUPTION: The Second Cumming 8pm2am Emerging from the hills a volcano is growing. The surrounding energetic beats are thumping and pounding to growing crescendos. Fire explodes from orifices surrounding the mountain. Bodies move in celebration, grinding, thrusting, pulsing and sweating in the warmth of the fire. Cum bask in the glow as Eruption emerges for its second cumming. Cum enjoy second cumming. Wednesday and Friday from 8:00pm until 2:00am. Saturday after the burn until late. Sunset 8:24pm MOVIES at Just Waiting on Ewe dusklate Bring your camp chairs, pillows, playa fur and come watch a movie ( or just your favorite part) every night. Starting at Dusk and running until early morning.Feel free to dance, sings, talk back to the movie, we have no ushers. We will have mini concessions stand serving hot popcorn, coffee, hot chocolate, etc different parts of the night as the feeling hits us. We are Just Waiting on EWE!!! Weds : Science Fiction Theater the Movie, Disney's Alice in Wonderland, Natural Born Killers, 12 Monkeys Gemini Birthday Party 10pm Gemini Birthday Party at Just the Tip Join camp Just the Tip… as we celebrate our Gemini friends. We will be serving drinks and providing two dozen cupcakes for those who attend! Thursday's Events Edible clothing day! all day Thursday is edible clothing day! Flaunt your favorite tasty pasties, edible panties, grapes or other edible attire! Pamper Shifty Stamps day all day Find Shifty Spamps and pamper her! Punch an Entitled Artist in the Balls Day all day Do you know of an Apogaea artist who thinks the world revolves around them? Are they using their art to shore up their ego? Do they discount the group effort that was necessary to birthing their vision, taking all credit for themselves? Tell them what you think by punching them in the balls (or ovaries) today! Taunt an A.S.S. 3:47am4:19am Give A.S.S. something to do. Go to the property perimeter and pretend to be an interloper. Sunrise 5:32am Autonomously Mutate Yoga 6:308:30am @ Center Camp Hosted by DJ Imeh Salute the sun! Suppress physical obstacles using given technical practices and disciplines by which the body and the vital energies can be brought under control. Bacon and Beats 10am At The Living Room Thursday morning 10am come listen to some chill morning beats and nosh on some Bacon with your friendly neighborhood Living Room crew Yoga for Detox & Restoration (when you partied too hard the night before) 1011am @ Center Camp Hosted by Lavendyr Hatha yoga session for all abilities designed to assist with getting the body and fluids moving to aid in recovering from over indulgences from the day / night before... and to get you ready to go back out to do it all over again! ApoTucky Derby 1011am What is ApoTucky Derby: It's an all ages daytime interactive art project bringing all of the fun, excitement, competition and pageantry of the Kentucky Derby to Apogaea — BURNER style. We have 3 mighty steeds that are springloaded and propelled forward when a rider posts. This year at Apo, you get to be a jockey and compete for the Rose Blanket! The track will be open • Wednesday: 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Thursday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Friday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. Eye of Solaris 10am2pm The Eye of Solaris uses the solar energy of nuclear fission focused through a water lens to make fire, pop popcorn, burn offerings, create wood burnt art, heat stones, melt pennies, warm water, make grilled cheese and bacon, and generally amaze people. Bring things to burn, melt, or otherwise destroy/create with heat. This interaction will be open 102 each day, weather permitting. Acroyoga workshop 11amnoon Build community, strength, coordination, and trust during this playful practice at the Fucking Unicorn Camp. Acroyoga combines yoga, acrobatics, and therapeutic Thai massage. Come sober and bring a blanket or yoga mat. Kids Alchemy 11amnoon @ Center Camp Hosted by Yana Slime. Goo. Snot. Gack. Flubber. Ooze. Whatever you call it, it is FUN for kids & adults alike! Aspiring alchemists in this workshop will mix common household chemicals to make their very own slime. Volunteer Appreciation Gifts 11am2pm Hey all you awesome community members that show that extra high energy for Apogaea! Come by the Info Booth, so we can show our appreciation of your stand up and do it attitude. Apogaea wouldn't happen with out you! We will be there bearing gifts Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday from 11 a.m. 2 p.m. You must bring your volunteer card signed out by each team lead for each shift you have completed. Happy Happy Gifts you shall receive based on the number of shifts you do are: 1 Shift Your souvenir laminate, yeppie! 23 Shifts A patch specially made for this year's theme, "Alchemy"!! Sew it, Glue it, Iron it ON anything your heart desires. 4 and above Shifts You are a true Rock Star of the Volunteer World! You get the coolest of cool, an Apogaea imprinted Stainless Steel Mug. To top it off there's a built in carabiner to clip it onto things like your belt, britches, backpack, undies... Hot or cold this mug won't let you down. So, you big hearted volunteers, see you at the Booth. Lookin' forward to thanking you in person! Apogaea Anonymous (12 Step Meeting) noon Every day at 12:00PM behind the Ranger Headquarters there will be a 12 Step recovery meeting for people of all different types of 12 step fellowships, and people who are supportive of loved one's in recovery, to attend. We welcome everyone recovering from their addictions to join us in the fellowship of the spirit, as we trudge the road of happy destiny. Physics Filibuster noon On Thursday Afternoon sometime around High Noon, When the sun is directly over APO, Camp Chaotic Love will be posting a Physics question on their Chalkboard. It will be posted till you solve it. Gift awarded for lucky sci guy or skoo girl or mix media genius. They are next to Play Camp. Pick up a gift in the treasure chest and leave one behind while you are there. All week long they will have an open community mural awaiting your participation. Art camp to draw, paint, and create. "Hotel" tents if you want a vacation from your home camp or just want to spend time there. Tents fully furnished. Build something with the wood they have to get your brain thinking Physics. Drop by before dusk for games or relaxation. They are offering a duel paradigm. The Roast of Superstar DJ ISHE noon Thursday June 6th at noon, camp Panopolis brings you The Roast of Superstar DJ ISHE!! You have all been thinking it and now we are saying it! The man the myth the legend, NateSuperstar DJ Ishe is getting the the biz! Featuring RoastMaster JohnDuckPerez and Roasters Just Ben, Milk Man, Rue and a few more yettobedetermined viscious bastards! Roast immediately followed by daytime whompy goodness on our BIG DAMN SYSTEM! Apogaea History noon2pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Your Apogaea Historian & Founders Come learn about the roots and history of Apogaea, how it came to be legitimized as a regional burn that is bases on the 10 Principles of Burning Man. There will be seating available, however we recommend bringing your camp chair. Cookies N' Milk 12pm Stop by A Mother’s Love from 12pm every day and relive your childhood with a tasty homemade cookie and an ice cold cup of milk. BYOMug. Almond, Coconut, and Lactose Free varieties available. Cookie choices will also include Vegan, Sugar Free, and Gluten Free. Lemonade Bar at De Camp 13pm Hey kids grab your cup (children 12 and under must be accompanied by an adult) and belly up to the bar at De Camp for some lemonade and laughter! Thursday, 1:00 PM 3:00 PM Putt Putt and Prom Dresses: An Afternoon Affair 2pm Come dressed in your playa best and play a game of Putt Putt Golf. BYO prom dress or stop by Camp Wardrobe MalFUNction on your way to get Glampified. Our Miniature golf course is out of this world and just might make you shake your booty or whisk you away to the tropics. Choose your own one of a kind dazzling designer golf club and blinged out ball. Bring your cameras and we will document your glamourous golfing affair with a Glamp Camp photo shoot. Too Hot to Handle, Color Changes & Other Madness 23pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Psychedelics in Motion This will be an intensive workshop covering the 3 basic color changes, how to set up combos, mini wraps on both sides of the handle, and color changes in flowers. eXperience Community CoCreation 25pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Mariah We will be playing eXperience the Game with the intention of exploring the depths of cooperative community development and how we can take the beauty of Apogaea and the burn into our daily lives more deeply. De Camp's Redunder Dome 27pm Contrary to what your Momma told you, violence is a SOLUTION. Did your Sparkle Pony campmate drink all your beer? Is Ishe playing too much dubstep again? Did some pesty Pirate steal your Precious? Well don't get mad and post nasty Facebook posts, give them a beating! Thurs Sat from 2pm 7pm is where you can find combatant fun at De Camp! Our idea stems from the movie, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. De Camp's Redunder Dome will be very similar with bungee harnesses and foam fighting weapons. Let the MAYHEM begin! Topless Only Jumping 2:30ish4pm Come to Tramp Camp and feel a jumping experience of a lifetime! Embrace your inner child, unlock your creativity, and let your imagination run wild... Enjoy this fun house with collaboration art drawing boards, 3D fluorescents, music, jumping high (above the ground), and of course, connecting with fellow burners! Photo Booth at Camp Wardrobe MalFunktion 34pm Come to the official Camp Wardrobe MalFunktion photobooth and get your fancy new digs captured on photo. You will be given the option to have the photo(s) shared with others, or you can just have a private copy of them sent to you via email. I respect your privacy. This has been officially sanctioned by Camp WD. Everybody Needs a Little Tutu Part Two 34:30pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Jenesaisquoi Come let the ridiculously sexy fashion consultants from Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion show you how to make a cute little tutu that's yours to keep. We will provide all materials ... bring only yourself and your love of giddy glam. Make Your Own Grumpy Cat Mask 34:30pm Fun for the whole family! We supply the masks, you supply the grump. Join us for some crafting at the Grumpolith. The Cabana Club @ Apogaea 36pm Welcome to The Cabana Club at Apogaea. Your tropical oasis in the Rocky Mountains! Open from 36 PM every afternoon WedSat serving up beats, grilled cheese sandwiches, tropical cocktails and sexy performances to the Apo Community! Relax in one of our comfy palm cabanas or get your grilled cheese groove on while you sip on a Mai Tai! ApoTucky Derby 46pm What is ApoTucky Derby: It's an all ages daytime interactive art project bringing all of the fun, excitement, competition and pageantry of the Kentucky Derby to Apogaea — BURNER style. We have 3 mighty steeds that are springloaded and propelled forward when a rider posts. This year at Apo, you get to be a jockey and compete for the Rose Blanket! The track will be open • Wednesday: 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Thursday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Friday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. Grope Meditation 4:30pm Have your attention now? We’re going to do a group meditation. You can grope the person next to you if you have permission. The real idea is that group meditation, people getting together and focusing their energy into one spot, is like the Eye of the Solaris focusing the sunlight on that center point and creating heat. So come join us for a group (grope) meditation and help us raise the consciousness of Apogaea. Internet Meme Parade 4:305pm After you've made your Grumpy Cat mask and joined the legions of Grump, join us for a quick tour around Apogaea to spread the good news of Grumpy Cat. Whether you're feeling like an Overly Attached Girlfriend, a Star Wars Kid, or a Fail Whale, we've got a high five for you! UFUG WORKSHOPS at Convergence 5pm Uniform fire use guidelines (UFUG) is a required fire performance safety guideline and class which will be taught Once everyday at Convergence and is required for anyone that wants to spin fire at event. Fire performance is one the of the fastest growing and hazardous forms of radical self expression our mission from the convergence team is to be certain that fire performers are being as safe as possible and that Community responsibility is at an all time high! Bring any props you are planning to spin to get checked into convergence and make certain that you take the workshop. Apogaea BaconOFF! 56pm @ Center Camp Hosted by June & Driver StewArt So you think you make the best bacon ever? Well then come and prove it at the first annual BaconOFF! We've got two categories: Sweet and Savory. Please bring a minimum of 10 bites per entry. This is a no holds barred competition so bring your agame. Winners receive a token of their greatness as well as bragging rights for a year! Learn How the Devil Plays His Stix 56pm @ Center Camp Hosted by FUNK enterprises A detailed demonstration on the art of 'Devilstix'. Beginning with basic techniques for the ABSOLUTE beginner, transitioning into the intermediate skill level. BBQ/Potluck and Bingo 57pm Games and Grilling! We'll have food to share, but feel free to bring a prepared dish, or something you'd like to throw on our grill! Bingo w/ prizes not to be missed! Pole Dancing 67:30pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Vertical Fusion Denver Learn the power and poise that your body possesses by taking a pole dancing workshop from Vertical Fusion Denver! This class is open to both women and men. Prima Materia 89PM Come and sit in my snake’s saddle and see if things get hot! Sunset 8:25pm PaintInTheDark after dark Thursday after dark at Camp VAN Gogh we'll be having a special night painting session! MOVIES at Just Waiting on Ewe dusklate Bring your camp chairs, pillows, playa fur and come watch a movie ( or just your favorite part) every night. Starting at Dusk and running until early morning.Feel free to dance, sings, talk back to the movie, we have no ushers. We will have mini concessions stand serving hot popcorn, coffee, hot chocolate, etc different parts of the night as the feeling hits us. We are Just Waiting on EWE!!! Thurs : Poultrygeist, Rocky Horror Picture Show @ Midnight, Pink Flamingos, Darkside of Oz Join the Dragonlord a SoundPuddle synesthetic tour 9pm The SoundPuddle is a space intended for acoustic sounds that you create... but for one hour we'll be playing prerecorded songs for a sonospectral tour of musical genres. From Louis Armstrong to Bjork (with a side of North Carolina metal), experience a smorgasbord of synesthetic stimulation. Join the Dragonlord in the SoundPuddle at 9PM, Thursday. Dabtown Acid Art Project 10pm3am During your night "vacation", look to the borders of our fair home. If you can find an area near Camp Fuck Off on Thursday night around 11PM3AM, (possibly Friday night too), look for a field occupied by 10 easels with the luscious magic paint and magic painter tool. It will likely not be the easiest thing to find, but your eyes will be rewarded when you do. You are free to enjoy drawing over and over, but since the art is magic and for everyone, it is not keepable. (PLEASE do not take the canvases or the "paint tool" as you will cheat others from the experience.) We wish your mind, body and spirit much love and magic. Dream big and live free :) Friday's Events Taunt an A.S.S. 3:47am4:19am Give A.S.S. something to do. Go to the property perimeter and pretend to be an interloper. Sunrise Kickball!!!! 5:30am Sunrise Kickball!!!! is a refuge for people that have been up all night and have some spare energy to burn at 530am. Join us for some fun as we welcome the sun with the sounds of feet whacking into a rubber ball and the exhilaration of spirited competition. If you are interested, please meet up at Camp Chaotic Love at 530am Friday morning. Sunrise Kickball welcomes all comers and no one will be turned away due to a lack of athleticism or sobriety. Join in on the fun! Sunrise 5:32am Autonomously Mutate Yoga 6:308:30am @ Center Camp Hosted by DJ Imeh Salute the sun! Suppress physical obstacles using given technical practices and disciplines by which the body and the vital energies can be brought under control. ApoTucky Derby 1011am What is ApoTucky Derby: It's an all ages daytime interactive art project bringing all of the fun, excitement, competition and pageantry of the Kentucky Derby to Apogaea — BURNER style. We have 3 mighty steeds that are springloaded and propelled forward when a rider posts. This year at Apo, you get to be a jockey and compete for the Rose Blanket! The track will be open • Wednesday: 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Thursday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Friday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. Toddler Town Dancey Dance Party 10amnoon Friday and Saturday from 10am 12noon, you and your tot's are welcome to come on by Toddler Town for a Dancey Dance Party. Designed for kids 5 and under, though all ages are welcome. We will have low volume kid friendly tunes, play things, and play area. Saturday we would like to unload some of our play things and your tot can go home with a free gift. Inquire within! This is not a baby sitting service. Parent or Guardian participation is mandatory! G.N.O.M.E. Project 10am12:30pm @ Center Camp Hosted by JRock Participants in this familyfriendly, Center Camp workshop, will receive a 3” gnome of their very own to paint and take home. Don’t turn the gnomes into MOOP! Take them home with you! Eye of Solaris 10am2pm The Eye of Solaris uses the solar energy of nuclear fission focused through a water lens to make fire, pop popcorn, burn offerings, create wood burnt art, heat stones, melt pennies, warm water, make grilled cheese and bacon, and generally amaze people. Bring things to burn, melt, or otherwise destroy/create with heat. This interaction will be open 102 each day, weather permitting. Grope Meditation 11am Have your attention now? We’re going to do a group meditation. You can grope the person next to you if you have permission. The real idea is that group meditation, people getting together and focusing their energy into one spot, is like the Eye of the Solaris focusing the sunlight on that center point and creating heat. So come join us for a group (grope) meditation and help us raise the consciousness of Apogaea. Acroyoga workshop 11amnoon Build community, strength, coordination, and trust during this playful practice at the Fucking Unicorn Camp. Acroyoga combines yoga, acrobatics, and therapeutic Thai massage. Come sober and bring a blanket or yoga mat. Volunteer Appreciation Gifts 11am2pm Hey all you awesome community members that show that extra high energy for Apogaea! Come by the Info Booth, so we can show our appreciation of your stand up and do it attitude. Apogaea wouldn't happen with out you! We will be there bearing gifts Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday from 11 a.m. 2 p.m. You must bring your volunteer card signed out by each team lead for each shift you have completed. Happy Happy Gifts you shall receive based on the number of shifts you do are: 1 Shift Your souvenir laminate, yeppie! 23 Shifts A patch specially made for this year's theme, "Alchemy"!! Sew it, Glue it, Iron it ON anything your heart desires. 4 and above Shifts You are a true Rock Star of the Volunteer World! You get the coolest of cool, an Apogaea imprinted Stainless Steel Mug. To top it off there's a built in carabiner to clip it onto things like your belt, britches, backpack, undies... Hot or cold this mug won't let you down. So, you big hearted volunteers, see you at the Booth. Lookin' forward to thanking you in person! MARCHING TO THE GRUMPOLITH 11:30am Neoformia Land is MARCHING TO THE GRUMPOLITH for a special "Be Happy & Comfortable in Your Own Skin" workshop with Karmalicious. Noon start time, one hour of amazingness! Join us, get in comfortable mode, bring your camp mates and help support the HAPPY CRAZE! Hoop It Forward Annual Hoop Decorating Workshop! 11:30am2pm Hoop it Forward will be sponsoring its annual Hoop Decorating Workshop (art grant recipient – thanks APO!!!) at the Fucking Unicorns Camp on Friday from 1130 am till 2 pm! Bring your inner creative child (and children!), beautiful swiveling hips and decorate a hoop to jam out at APO and spread the hooping love! Tape, blank hula hoops and funky beats by Dubl D to be provided for your hooping pleasure! Apogaea Anonymous (12 Step Meeting) noon Every day at 12:00PM behind the Ranger Headquarters there will be a 12 Step recovery meeting for people of all different types of 12 step fellowships, and people who are supportive of loved one's in recovery, to attend. We welcome everyone recovering from their addictions to join us in the fellowship of the spirit, as we trudge the road of happy destiny. Be HAPPY & Be Comfortable in Your Own Skin noon This workshop at the Grumpolith is a short introduction on how to truly be happy, how to burn it all away & how to be comfortable in your own skin especially naked at APO or anywhere it is allowed. Come let Karmalcious & friends lead you through an amazing journey. Nakedness encouraged! Green treats provided! Cinnamon Roll Hug noon12:30pm meet by the effigy and be part of Apogaea's Largest Cinnamon Roll Hug Ever! A few years back, Rraine and Giggles discovered the Hug Deli on playa. Rraine ordered the Cinnamon Roll Hug and next thing we knew we were enveloped in a squishy squeezy nirvana of absolute delight! We'd like to share this delight with all of Apogaea...at once. Come Squeeze Us! Cookies N' Milk 12pm Stop by A Mother’s Love from 12pm every day and relive your childhood with a tasty homemade cookie and an ice cold cup of milk. BYOMug. Almond, Coconut, and Lactose Free varieties available. Cookie choices will also include Vegan, Sugar Free, and Gluten Free. Permaculture Principles & the Burning Man 10 Principles 12pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Mariah In this lecture, we will be comparing how the 10 Burning Man principles and the Permaculture Principles overlap. Mohawk Salon 13pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Madalene I will be offering mohawks to any and all people a chance to get a sleek haircut for your weekend! I've done this for the last three years at center camp, and look forward to offering my shears and services again. DINO DISCO PARTY!! 15pm Come party down with us at Dinos for Life! as we swing our tails and stomp the afternoon away at our first annual DINO DISCO PARTY!! *First 50 Dino Lovers get their very own Dino Tail* Advanced aerial playtime 2:303:30pm If you have a year or more of aerial experience, come play with us as we share skills and tricks on our three rigs at the Fucking Unicorn Camp. MYO Practice Poi 23pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Simone Make Your Own Practice Poi We will giving instructions on how to make your own practice poi, followed by a 101 lesson on the basics of poi. Note: We will have a limited supply of tennis balls and socks. However if you want to make your practice poi softer and a little more "mistake friendly" bring along an old pair of socks for cushioning. If you have spare used tennis balls, bring them too! Body Painting 24pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Julie I plan to bring my body painting supplies and do artwork for whomever wants it done. Kids Rave @ Panopolis 24pm Hey kids, how would you like a party thrown just for you? Come on over to the Panopolis (children 12 and under must be accompanied by an adult) and dance yourself silly for a few hours on Friday afternoon. Music will be pumping at a level that will not burst your eardrums and be kid friendly. Friday, 2:00 PM 4:00 PM De Camp's Redunder Dome 27pm Contrary to what your Momma told you, violence is a SOLUTION. Did your Sparkle Pony campmate drink all your beer? Is Ishe playing too much dubstep again? Did some pesty Pirate steal your Precious? Well don't get mad and post nasty Facebook posts, give them a beating! Thurs Sat from 2pm 7pm is where you can find combatant fun at De Camp! Our idea stems from the movie, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. De Camp's Redunder Dome will be very similar with bungee harnesses and foam fighting weapons. Let the MAYHEM begin! Topless Only Jumping 2:30ish4pm Come to Tramp Camp and feel a jumping experience of a lifetime! Embrace your inner child, unlock your creativity, and let your imagination run wild... Enjoy this fun house with collaboration art drawing boards, 3D fluorescents, music, jumping high (above the ground), and of course, connecting with fellow burners! COCK WALK!!! 3pm COCK WALK!!! Get your birthday suits on boys, grab a hat and a pair of shades 'cause we're doin' it like the COCK MARCH on Playa. We will be starting at Neo land, collecting people on the way. Y'all can run if you want. Zachary/Megatron will help to lead. Be happy, be comfortable, BE FREE! We will end at a GOD worshiping zone (TBA) where you will be fed grapes and cookies and spirits and everyone will tell you how amazing you are! All beings welcome! Ask Before You SLAP! Social Boundaries 34pm @ Center Camp Hosted by SLAP Join us for burlesque, performances and more! SLAP presents an interactive playshop where participants learn fun, sexpositive tools to acknowledge and express their own desires and boundaries, while respecting those of others. We cover topics such as building clarity & consent, common situations where boundaries can be crossed, what to do if you feel threatened and more. Plus lots of amazing performances! Photo Booth at Camp Wardrobe MalFunktion 34pm Come to the official Camp Wardrobe MalFunktion photobooth and get your fancy new digs captured on photo. You will be given the option to have the photo(s) shared with others, or you can just have a private copy of them sent to you via email. I respect your privacy. This has been officially sanctioned by Camp WD. C2H2M3 Camp Conviviality Happy Hour Music Margs and Marijuana 36pm Camp Conviviality is new to Apo but we've been in training as the Boulder Secret Conviviality Society since 1997. We offer a live performance stage so that people can creatively express themselves and share the goodness within without fear of judgment. Whether it's music, song, poetry, skit, jokes, dance, et. al. bring it and share. We'll provide good food, good company and good drink 'cause that's what Conviviality is all about!!! We're hosting our Happy Hour on Friday from 3:30 6:00 ish. We will be performing a group number in Saturday's Slappy Hour at CWMF. The Cabana Club @ Apogaea 36pm Welcome to The Cabana Club at Apogaea. Your tropical oasis in the Rocky Mountains! Open from 36 PM every afternoon WedSat serving up beats, grilled cheese sandwiches, tropical cocktails and sexy performances to the Apo Community! Relax in one of our comfy palm cabanas or get your grilled cheese groove on while you sip on a Mai Tai! DIY Electronics 36pm @ Center Camp Hosted by The SoundPuddle Crew This is an artgrant funded workshop. We’ve designed opensource soundreactive wearable circuit boards just for Apogaea, come learn how they work and build your own! No experience necessary, we have all the tools and helping hands to show you how easy it can be to build your own blinky goodness! Burners Without Borders 4pm Burners Without Borders Tea Party and Discussion:Civic Action from the Heart of the Playa! @ Apogaea Acculturation Tent (4 PM) Burners Without Borders (BWB) formed in the wake of Hurricane Katrina and was a citizens' response to the shortcomings of the larger institutions. Since that time, BWB has emerged as a community led, grassroots group that encourages innovative, civic participation that creates positive change locally. We promote activities around the globe that support a community's inherent capacity to thrive by encouraging innovative approaches to disaster relief and empowering grassroots initiatives. Come join us for a tea party to discuss what this organization is all about,examples of BWB projects worldwide, and introduce our newly formed Colorado chapter! Remember: there is no default.... Poly:APO:rous 44:30pm @ Center Camp Hosted by SLAP Curious about exploring swinging, polyamory or kink? Wondering if it's a good fit for you? Join SLAP at the Center Camp Stage for an interactive & informative discussion! Talk with other couples and singles in our community. Learn safe ways to explore, common pitfalls, etiquette, how to build consent and more. All comfort levels welcome! ApoTucky Derby 46pm What is ApoTucky Derby: It's an all ages daytime interactive art project bringing all of the fun, excitement, competition and pageantry of the Kentucky Derby to Apogaea — BURNER style. We have 3 mighty steeds that are springloaded and propelled forward when a rider posts. This year at Apo, you get to be a jockey and compete for the Rose Blanket! The track will be open • Wednesday: 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Thursday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. • Friday: 10 a.m. – 11 a.m., and 4 p.m. – 6 p.m. Pantless Happy Hour 46pm It is well known that Pants are for Suckers. Join HATEbar 46 PM Friday afternoon for a suckerfree happy hour. That means NO PANTS. Wear a sarong, a thong, a skirt, a kilt, a tutu, nothing, or what the fuck ever. People in pants will be ridiculed mercilessly and not served. Shirtcockers will be excommunicated. Pantless patrons will still be ridiculed mercilessly, but will at least receive alcohol. Gemini birthdays will receive a special nonHATEful treat. 4:20 Wine and Cheese Social 4:20pm At The Living Room 4:20, Wine and Cheese, Social gathering. Come get painted up with Henna and make a masquerade mask while your at it! UFUG WORKSHOPS at Convergence 5pm Uniform fire use guidelines (UFUG) is a required fire performance safety guideline and class which will be taught Once everyday at Convergence and is required for anyone that wants to spin fire at event. Fire performance is one the of the fastest growing and hazardous forms of radical self expression our mission from the convergence team is to be certain that fire performers are being as safe as possible and that Community responsibility is at an all time high! Bring any props you are planning to spin to get checked into convergence and make certain that you take the workshop. Intergalactic Gnomatic Lounge 5pm7pm Welcome aliens, Trekkies, disco Darth Vaders, and artificial life forms! Pass through GnomeMan's Land along your intergalactic path on Friday at dusk to get your Mos Eisley dance floor groove on (note: all Leias must bring their own chains) and sip some synthanol and Romulan Ale with your fellow space unHappy Hour 5:306:30pm At the GRUMPOLITH: Come socialize with the disenchanted, the jaded, and those who are Not Amused. Enjoy (or hate) a wine bag slapping workshop, followed by 2 Girls 1 Camp cup distribution. Melissa and Peach Get Married 5:30midnight One late night in October, from half way across town, a crazy ass boy drove, leaving beer and good company in the dust, to make a proposal so profound, no text book could hold its meaning. We, Peach and Melissa, ask you to join us in celebration of pure morphage as won. At Apogaea we will be sharing vows at camp Panopolis Friday evening. We invite you to join! We feel entirely loved and supported by the community and wish to share this moment with all of you! We are using the theme Alchemy for our wedding and our colors are green and purple. We invite you to join our parade by representing Alchemy of wearing green and/or purple. Friday at 530pm we will be hosting a potluck. So bring what you would like to share! Food, drinks, gifts, whatever. At 7pm, the ceremony will start. At 10pm, DJ Ishe will perform at Panopolis, our "reception" set Mischievous Masked Marauders Procession 6pm In the spirit of the Krampus and things that go bump in the night.. we will be doing a slow parade ahead of the lamplighters at 6pm on Friday. Meet up with us at Center Camp at 6 to get the low down on route and join the crawl. Dawn your masks, Day of the Dead face paints, or morph into any creature of your choosing. Bring your rattles, drums, instruments, and noise makers to help raise the ruckus. Jammin with the Beamz 67pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Fox1 The Beamz is a cutting edge musical instrument that plays songs via 12 laser beams. Come bring your drums and instruments and play along or take a turn playing this unique and pretty darn fun instrument. Air Guitar Contest! 8pm At your favorite movie camp "Just Waiting on Ewe" come show off your amazing air guitar skills for all of Apogaea. We will have cardboard guitars for you to decorate or bring your own. Friday night 8 pm (Mullets encouraged) COIL Fairy Tale Circus 8pm Hear ye, hear ye! The king has declared: The fairy tales of old shall be released from the realm of fiction, into the realm of live circus. A string of stories shall pass before your eyes, ears, and hearts in vivid multimedia wonder. Acrobats, jugglers, dancers, glowing art, and a whole herd of gazelles will free your mind from the confines of normal life. This year with more interaction! Come to the Circus of Illumination a The Fucking Unicorns, and leave with a heart glowing gold. Shockingly Sensual Interactions 89pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Esteban Centrifuego Introduction to sensual touch using electro play. We will use Violet Wands (and/or Neon Wands) to add an adjustable range of sensations, from a subtle, gentle buzz up to enough power for most people to explore their limits. Please bring comfortable pillows or cushions to sit and lay on. SUNSET @ NEOFORMIA LAND 89pm Green happy hour. Bring something green and/or liquid tasty to share! ERUPTION: The Second Cumming 8pm2am Emerging from the hills a volcano is growing. The surrounding energetic beats are thumping and pounding to growing crescendos. Fire explodes from orifices surrounding the mountain. Bodies move in celebration, grinding, thrusting, pulsing and sweating in the warmth of the fire. Cum bask in the glow as Eruption emerges for its second cumming. Cum enjoy second cumming. Wednesday and Friday from 8:00pm until 2:00am. Saturday after the burn until late. Sunset 8:25pm MOVIES at Just Waiting on Ewe dusklate Bring your camp chairs, pillows, playa fur and come watch a movie ( or just your favorite part) every night. Starting at Dusk and running until early morning.Feel free to dance, sings, talk back to the movie, we have no ushers. We will have mini concessions stand serving hot popcorn, coffee, hot chocolate, etc different parts of the night as the feeling hits us. We are Just Waiting on EWE!!! Fri: Rock of Ages, Grease, The Who's Tommy,Yellow Submarine Narwhal Crawl 10pm Narwhal Crawl – Come join Just the Tip… for a pub crawl. The crawl starts with a round of drinks at Just the Tip… at 10pm. Then we will crawl to the other drinking establishments that APO has to offer. Please wear your finest narwhal attire. All other sea creatures welcome!!! Pandaemonium! 10pmmidnight All pandas and their furry friends are welcome to meet up at Story Portal at 10ish to share some stories about being "Bamboozled!" We'll then cavort, not without merriment, to Late Night Schlong for their 11 p.m. Funk Night. We will tear our cute selves away to gambol over to Eruption at midnight to get down en masse to DoubleD and DJ Earth's set! Bring your own cup and wear your panda pride! We love bamboo and are not necessarily all huggy. In fact, some of us have a bad temperament. PANDA UP, PEOPLE! Looking forward to seeing your furry faces! Dabtown Acid Art Project 10pm3am During your night "vacation", look to the borders of our fair home. If you can find an area near Camp Fuck Off on Thursday night around 11PM3AM, (possibly Friday night too), look for a field occupied by 10 easels with the luscious magic paint and magic painter tool. It will likely not be the easiest thing to find, but your eyes will be rewarded when you do. You are free to enjoy drawing over and over, but since the art is magic and for everyone, it is not keepable. (PLEASE do not take the canvases or the "paint tool" as you will cheat others from the experience.) We wish your mind, body and spirit much love and magic. Dream big and live free :) House Party 10pm4am where: The Living Room when: Friday 10pm4am what: Oontz Oontz all night long! Saturday's Events CATURDAY!!1! all day Show extra love to the special kitty or kitties in your life. Give Pluto Fellatio day all day Find Pluto and offer to suck his phallus. I don't have any preferences, except NO FUCKING LEE (unless he asks really nicely). Taunt an A.S.S. 3:47am4:19am Give A.S.S. something to do. Go to the property perimeter and pretend to be an interloper. Sunrise 5:32am Autonomously Mutate Yoga 6:308:30am @ Center Camp Hosted by DJ Imeh Salute the sun! Suppress physical obstacles using given technical practices and disciplines by which the body and the vital energies can be brought under control. Yinteresting very very Yinteresting! 1011:30am @ Center Camp Hosted by Jessica, Seed Art, & Babsie Yin Yoga is meditative yet challenging yoga practice ,targeting the "yin" tissues of the body, this includes the connective tissue, ligaments, bones ,and joints. In a yin yoga practice we can hold poses from 38 even 20 minutes (probably 8 at most in this workshop), A perfect opportunity to have your yoga portrait drawn by festival artist(s),or for festival artists to practice drawing/painting from life and what better environment than apogaea to see yourself in your most divine yoga form, with Jessica Chernila yin teacher at Kindness Yoga, and artists Seed Art ha P Charcoal and Laura Babsie ManleyGardner. You may join the workshop as a yogi or as an artist some art supplies provided...please bring a mat if you have one and some water to pour over your head. Fun, playful, colorful Body positive Costumes or creative ventures in the lack thereof encouraged!!! Toddler Town Dancey Dance Party 10amnoon Friday and Saturday from 10am 12noon, you and your tot's are welcome to come on by Toddler Town for a Dancey Dance Party. Designed for kids 5 and under, though all ages are welcome. We will have low volume kid friendly tunes, play things, and play area. Saturday we would like to unload some of our play things and your tot can go home with a free gift. Inquire within! This is not a baby sitting service. Parent or Guardian participation is mandatory! Eye of Solaris 10am2pm The Eye of Solaris uses the solar energy of nuclear fission focused through a water lens to make fire, pop popcorn, burn offerings, create wood burnt art, heat stones, melt pennies, warm water, make grilled cheese and bacon, and generally amaze people. Bring things to burn, melt, or otherwise destroy/create with heat. This interaction will be open 102 each day, weather permitting. Volunteer Appreciation Gifts 11am2pm Hey all you awesome community members that show that extra high energy for Apogaea! Come by the Info Booth, so we can show our appreciation of your stand up and do it attitude. Apogaea wouldn't happen with out you! We will be there bearing gifts Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday from 11 a.m. 2 p.m. You must bring your volunteer card signed out by each team lead for each shift you have completed. Happy Happy Gifts you shall receive based on the number of shifts you do are: 1 Shift Your souvenir laminate, yeppie! 23 Shifts A patch specially made for this year's theme, "Alchemy"!! Sew it, Glue it, Iron it ON anything your heart desires. 4 and above Shifts You are a true Rock Star of the Volunteer World! You get the coolest of cool, an Apogaea imprinted Stainless Steel Mug. To top it off there's a built in carabiner to clip it onto things like your belt, britches, backpack, undies... Hot or cold this mug won't let you down. So, you big hearted volunteers, see you at the Booth. Lookin' forward to thanking you in person! Apogaea Anonymous (12 Step Meeting) noon Every day at 12:00PM behind the Ranger Headquarters there will be a 12 Step recovery meeting for people of all different types of 12 step fellowships, and people who are supportive of loved one's in recovery, to attend. We welcome everyone recovering from their addictions to join us in the fellowship of the spirit, as we trudge the road of happy destiny. Grilled Cheese OH YEAH! noon The Living Room Saturday at noon, make a masquerade mask and get a golden melty reward! Ask Before You SLAP! Social Boundaries noon1pm @ Center Camp Hosted by SLAP Join us for burlesque, performances and more! SLAP presents an interactive playshop where participants learn fun, sexpositive tools to acknowledge and express their own desires and boundaries, while respecting those of others. We cover topics such as building clarity & consent, common situations where boundaries can be crossed, what to do if you feel threatened and more. Plus lots of amazing performances! Bingo Parlour noon2pm Come play everyone's favorite game, BINGO! Relax and enjoy a midmorning mimosa as you try your luck in the Bingo Parlour in Gnome Mans Land. Gnome lucky charms abound if you need a little boost but bring your favourite just in case. The Kentucky Derby Race 1pm June 8th (Saturday) 1:00pm we will be hosting “The Kentucky Derby Race”. You can be one of 9 Apo participants who will compete for the Rose Blanket, as the crowd cheers you on, drink Mint Juleps and don their big ass Derby hats. Come and enjoy our music, onsite gambling, and cheer on your favorite jockey. Bring a gift, schwag, stickers, you name it to bet at our table. Apogaea Graduation 11:30pm Have you graduated from school in the last year, or are you entering a new phase in life? Join us at Apogaea graduation for a little ceremony to celebrate your awesomeness. If you have a graduation hat and tassle, bring it. If not, no worries! Wear your Apogaea best! Saturday from 11:30PM at Fucking Unicorns Camp Poly:APO:rous 11:30pm @ Center Camp Hosted by SLAP Curious about exploring swinging, polyamory or kink? Wondering if it's a good fit for you? Join SLAP at the Center Camp Stage for an interactive & informative discussion! Talk with other couples and singles in our community. Learn safe ways to explore, common pitfalls, etiquette, how to build consent and more. All comfort levels welcome! Cookies N' Milk 12pm Stop by A Mother’s Love from 12pm every day and relive your childhood with a tasty homemade cookie and an ice cold cup of milk. BYOMug. Almond, Coconut, and Lactose Free varieties available. Cookie choices will also include Vegan, Sugar Free, and Gluten Free. BAMF Naughty Nurse Rampage 15pm The Bureau of Apogaea Medicine & Fire (BAMF) is taking a more proactive role at Apogaea this year. During my tenure as medical lead, it has come to my attention that many Burners are not properly vaccinated against common pathogens, are unaware of the dangers posed by deer ticks (a parasitic insect native to Colorado), and in general, operate on very little sleep, a lot of bacon, and sex. The Naughty Nurse Rampage will meet at BAMF Bar at 13:00 hours, on Saturday, June 8th, and conduct a 34 hour campaign for better health practices across Apogaea. Anyone interested in Apogaea public health is welcome to join us. Please come wearing a nursing uniform (or your favorite onesie, weirdo), bring an item for dispensing alcohol (needleless syringe or water pistol), and your favorite antimicrobial cocktail for vaccinating the unwashed public. Also, gloves, because you will definitely get sticky. Hug Train Next Stop: Just Ben @ The Effigy 2pm The incredibly egomaniacal Just Ben requires everyone at Apogaea to come pay homage to him and his Playa Penis. This is the only way we can ensure that the playa penis does not reach critical mass and cause a singularity and destroy everything in the known universe. Come do your duty to prevent this catastrophe from becoming a reality. The scientists at CERN have strongly advised that the Quantum Lichen known as the Playa Penis, and it's Id; Ben, be showered in love and adoration. CERN Scientist Ishe's Mum Ph.D D.D.S. M.Eng B.S. had this to say about the situation: "I want to make this very clear, we perform a great deal of dangerous and questionable experiments here at the Large Hadron Collider; but nothing that we do approaches the amount of danger associated with this Playa Penis." She later when on to say this: "This is a public and formal call out to Just Ben of the Whomo Truck. You and everyone you know at The Effigy, 2pm on Saturday, for a "Lets hug Ben" gathering! That is; if you have anything under your skirt other than a gaping vagina. I strongly advise that if you plan to come and hug people other than Just Ben, you do it without the knowledge of the Playa Penis. Any attention being showed to anything other than its Id, Ben will surely spell the end of times." Apogaea Meat & Greet 24pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Your Apogaea Acculturation Team Come mingle and "meat" your Regional Contacts, Apogaea Board Members, and various GroundControl / Functional Leads, as well as our visiting "dignitaries" from the BM Org and other neighboring Regional Contacts! We will provide hot dogs, buns, and condiments. We will request that people bring a side dish and their own plate, cup, utensils, cocktails, chair, and pack mule to carry it all. (Or you can just come and have a hot dog.) Face & Modest Body Painting 24pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Julie I plan to bring my body painting supplies and do artwork for whoever wants it done. Face Painting 24pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Dingo Your Apogaea Youth Coordinator Let's pass on some knowledge and fun to our younger attendees. If you can paint easy designs, bring your gear to teach a teen to paint a few of them. Once the basics have been learned, bring on the little ones to be painted before the burn! GÖATLÖAF 25pm @ Center Camp Hosted by GÖATLÖAF Playing a set of rock tunes. De Camp's Redunder Dome 27pm Contrary to what your Momma told you, violence is a SOLUTION. Did your Sparkle Pony campmate drink all your beer? Is Ishe playing too much dubstep again? Did some pesty Pirate steal your Precious? Well don't get mad and post nasty Facebook posts, give them a beating! Thurs Sat from 2pm 7pm is where you can find combatant fun at De Camp! Our idea stems from the movie, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. De Camp's Redunder Dome will be very similar with bungee harnesses and foam fighting weapons. Let the MAYHEM begin! Topless Only Jumping 2:30ish4pm Come to Tramp Camp and feel a jumping experience of a lifetime! Embrace your inner child, unlock your creativity, and let your imagination run wild... Enjoy this fun house with collaboration art drawing boards, 3D fluorescents, music, jumping high (above the ground), and of course, connecting with fellow burners! Horn Hunt 3pm Horn Hunt Please join Just the Tip… for the infamous Horn Hunt. This is your opportunity to join other horny creatures on the hunt. We will gather at Just the Tip… at 3pm. Then we will prowl the town looking for other horny creatures. Hopefully we can catch one or two to take back to our camp with us. Drinks to be served at Just the Tip… after the hunt. PUSSY PRANCE!!! 3pm PUSSY PRANCE!!! All my naked ladies in the house, meeeoooowwww! Come prance about baring our wonderful beautiful Goddess bodies through the streets and camps. Be happy, be comfortable, BE FREE! We will end at a GODDESS worshiping zone (TBA) where you will be fed grapes and cookies and spirits and everyone will tell you how amazing you are! All beings welcome! Titty Sprinkles 3pm Saturday, 3PM.....bring your tits, get your sprinkles.....imagination, life is your creation. Basically, we will cover your nipples in edible, sexy sprinkles. Look for us near the perimeter, close to or at Camp Fuck Off. Weather permitting, Saturday at 3pm, otherwise, will do as soon as weather gets nice enough. Aerial workshops 3:304:30pm Want to fly? This beginning level workshop is for first time aspiring aerialists along with those with existing beginning level skills. The High Flying Unicorns will teach you basic level tricks on aerial fabric and hoop. They will cater the workshop to each participant’s skill level and trick knowledge and will utilize three aerial rigs at the Fucking Unicorn Camp for maximum participation. Photo Booth at Camp Wardrobe MalFunktion 34pm Come to the official Camp Wardrobe MalFunktion photobooth and get your fancy new digs captured on photo. You will be given the option to have the photo(s) shared with others, or you can just have a private copy of them sent to you via email. I respect your privacy. This has been officially sanctioned by Camp WD. The Cabana Club @ Apogaea 36pm Welcome to The Cabana Club at Apogaea. Your tropical oasis in the Rocky Mountains! Open from 36 PM every afternoon WedSat serving up beats, grilled cheese sandwiches, tropical cocktails and sexy performances to the Apo Community! Relax in one of our comfy palm cabanas or get your grilled cheese groove on while you sip on a Mai Tai! Radical Dehydration Party 36pm As the Department of Sparks and Wreckreation, we will be issuing citations and commendations to members of the Apogaea community based on their adherence to the ten principle as interpreted by our officers. We will be holding a mass sentencing event of radical dehydration where the accused, witnesses and would be jurors can congregate and share in the punishment. Radical Dehydration! Girl Scout Troop BRC 69 3:305:30pm Girl Scout Troop BRC 69 will be roaming around gifting cookies, earning demerit badges and delivering experiences of extreme pleasure. Cum find us and help our girls earn some new patches! 2nd Annual Shakedown Street Parade 4pm ** HIPPIES! ** This is our chance to pull into Terrapin Station and check one more time for Fire on the Mountain. Truck on over to Center Camp at 4 p.m. Saturday in your tiedye finery, hoops, beards, whatever! We will parade with music in the air on over to Story Portal for general good vibes and to share some tour and showthemed stories at the Story Portal. Jerry may be gone, but we're still here, and so are some of our memories! Come Meet Joey 45pm This is my 21 year old nephew's FIRST Apogaea and I'd love for him to meet other virgins (and nonvirgins) his age. Come on by Camp Nom Nom at 4PM5PM and I will give "a shot" to any girl (21 and older) who comes up and plants a kiss on his lips. He doesn't know about this event (since I'm sure he probably won't read the WWWW) so it will be SO FUN to introduce him to the community in such a special and unexpected way! Don't forget to bring your cup to get your shot... Gaggle of Goddesses Group Photo! 45pm How epic would it be if ALL the women of Apogaea gathered together and took a family photo? Sisters Unite! Saturday 4pm at the Psychedelic Sister Dome. Group hug and hair braiding to follow. Acrobatic Playshop 4:305:30pm Join for an hour of laughter and fun as we explore partner balancing, games and flying transitions at the Fucking Unicorn Camp. We will teach you new tricks and help you refine old ones. Don't know anything about acro? That's okay, no experience or partner required! UFUG WORKSHOPS at Convergence 5pm Uniform fire use guidelines (UFUG) is a required fire performance safety guideline and class which will be taught Once everyday at Convergence and is required for anyone that wants to spin fire at event. Fire performance is one the of the fastest growing and hazardous forms of radical self expression our mission from the convergence team is to be certain that fire performers are being as safe as possible and that Community responsibility is at an all time high! Bring any props you are planning to spin to get checked into convergence and make certain that you take the workshop. The ApoAGoGo Slappy Hour Burlesque Show 5:30pm Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion is delighted to present, for your viewing pleasure, the 2013 ApoAGoGo Slappy Hour Burlesque Show and Talent Review! Bring a camp chair, sit back and relax while you watch Apogaea's bountiful, bodacious, burlesque bombshells and bulging boytoys strut their sexy stuff on our stage. **Camp Wardrobe MalFUNKtion respectfully requests, no photography or video of the performers during the show without specific permission from the performers.** unHappy Hour 5:306:30pm At the GRUMPOLITH: Come socialize with the disenchanted, the jaded, and those who are Not Amused. Enjoy (or hate) a wine bag slapping workshop, followed by 2 Girls 1 Camp cup distribution. Procession to the Temple 6pm Starting at Center Camp, a procession will snake through the city, gathering folks for the Sunset Ceremony at the Temple of Transubstantiation at 8pm. Join us in this journey! Pole Dancing Showcase 66:45pm @ Center Camp Hosted by Vertical Fusion Denver Vertical Fusion presents a showcase consisting of a group number, and 4 solo dances. We wish to share the athleticism and beauty that Pole dancing provides, and to bring awareness of pole dancing to the community. NO VIDEO & NO PHOTOGRAPHY PLEASE. Diamond Body ChantDance 78pm @ Center Camp Hosted by DJ MantraMatrix We start by chanting Sanskrit mantras together. Then we bring in the dance beats to move our bodies into ecstatic flow. The “Diamond Body” is a visualization practice that aligns our energy body with our pure shining “Vajra” essence. Sunset Ceremony ("Temple Burn") 8pm Join us just before sunset at the Temple of Transubstantiation for the official closing ceremony of the Temple. Before the wildness of Burn Night begins, we'll gather together to liberate our accumulated prayers in ritual. Bring that which you wish to honor. Bring that which you wish to release! Sunset 8:26pm MOVIES at Just Waiting on Ewe dusklate Bring your camp chairs, pillows, playa fur and come watch a movie ( or just your favorite part) every night. Starting at Dusk and running until early morning.Feel free to dance, sings, talk back to the movie, we have no ushers. We will have mini concessions stand serving hot popcorn, coffee, hot chocolate, etc different parts of the night as the feeling hits us. We are Just Waiting on EWE!!! Sat: The Last Unicorn, Labyrinth, Idle Hands, Wizards Effigy Burn 9pm Come join us for the big burn night ceremony on Saturday at 9pm around the Blossom Effigy. We hope to blow your mind with amazing live music and fire and dance performances featuring ACon (Apogaea Conclave). ACon has spent the past 6 months developing, coordinating, practicing a full 40 minute performance. The performance will be followed by the burning of the effigy. You don't want to miss this! Punk Rock PostBurn after the burn Join HATEbar for a celebration of all things PUNK ROCK after the burn on Saturday night. Your gorgeous bartenders will be rocking the fuck out to 70s, 80s, and 90s punk tunes, offering Elmer's glue mohawks, and koolaid dyed hair. No, its not permanent, but it IS delicious. As always, only stupid fucking shirtcockers don't have their own cup to enjoy our bar. ERUPTION: The Second Cumming after the burnlate Emerging from the hills a volcano is growing. The surrounding energetic beats are thumping and pounding to growing crescendos. Fire explodes from orifices surrounding the mountain. Bodies move in celebration, grinding, thrusting, pulsing and sweating in the warmth of the fire. Cum bask in the glow as Eruption emerges for its second cumming. Cum enjoy second cumming. Wednesday and Friday from 8:00pm until 2:00am. Saturday after the burn until late. Sunday's Events Fear / Doubt Incineration 3:30am Please join us for a transcendental moment of shutting the fuck up, letting the fuck go and trusting the fucking Universe. 3:30 am, Burn Night at Center Camp. Oh, and grab some fucking delicious coffee while you're at it. Cheers. Taunt an A.S.S. 3:47am4:19am Give A.S.S. something to do. Go to the property perimeter and pretend to be an interloper. SUNRISE @ NEOFORMIA LAND 5:30am Naked walk picture! SHHHHHHHHHH many will be sleeping and this is the perfect opportunity for the timid to just let it all go. May do a meditate final healing/ohhmming part to this walk! Sunrise 5:32am Eye of Solaris 10am2pm The Eye of Solaris uses the solar energy of nuclear fission focused through a water lens to make fire, pop popcorn, burn offerings, create wood burnt art, heat stones, melt pennies, warm water, make grilled cheese and bacon, and generally amaze people. Bring things to burn, melt, or otherwise destroy/create with heat. This interaction will be open 102 each day, weather permitting. 2nd annual Fuck You Brunch Apogaea 11am This event is a pot luck type brunch on Sunday @ 11am. I will provide mimosas, and there will also be a bloody mary bar. If you want to join us bring a dish to share, and have some drinks, food, and good company!:) Volunteer Appreciation Gifts 11am2pm Hey all you awesome community members that show that extra high energy for Apogaea! Come by the Info Booth, so we can show our appreciation of your stand up and do it attitude. Apogaea wouldn't happen with out you! We will be there bearing gifts Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday from 11 a.m. 2 p.m. You must bring your volunteer card signed out by each team lead for each shift you have completed. Happy Happy Gifts you shall receive based on the number of shifts you do are: 1 Shift Your souvenir laminate, yeppie! 23 Shifts A patch specially made for this year's theme, "Alchemy"!! Sew it, Glue it, Iron it ON anything your heart desires. 4 and above Shifts You are a true Rock Star of the Volunteer World! You get the coolest of cool, an Apogaea imprinted Stainless Steel Mug. To top it off there's a built in carabiner to clip it onto things like your belt, britches, backpack, undies... Hot or cold this mug won't let you down. So, you big hearted volunteers, see you at the Booth. Lookin' forward to thanking you in person! Apogaea Anonymous (12 Step Meeting) noon Every day at 12:00PM behind the Ranger Headquarters there will be a 12 Step recovery meeting for people of all different types of 12 step fellowships, and people who are supportive of loved one's in recovery, to attend. We welcome everyone recovering from their addictions to join us in the fellowship of the spirit, as we trudge the road of happy destiny. Cookies N' Milk 12pm Stop by A Mother’s Love from 12pm every day and relive your childhood with a tasty homemade cookie and an ice cold cup of milk. BYOMug. Almond, Coconut, and Lactose Free varieties available. Cookie choices will also include Vegan, Sugar Free, and Gluten Free.