December 2015 - Broadway High School

Dear Gobbler Gab Readers,
Best Wishes,
Chief Powhatan of the Unimaginative Tribe
P.S. These are the places where you can donate your time and money to help
poor innocent children/old people. I told you they would show up, I keep my
promises :)
1.Toys for Tots
2.Salvation Army
3.Make-a-Wish Foundation…………..Joooohhhhhnnnnn Ceeeennnnnaaaaa
...Look forward to next month’s issue for the Calendar of Events compiled by Michele Daigle...
It’s Christmas! Well not really, but close enough. This is the month
of snow and Santa, cookies and hot chocolate, presents and people telling
you that it’s not about the presents. We all know that it is, at least a little bit,
about the presents. However, I, being the editor of this wonderful newsletter, am supposed to steer you in the right direction. So, this is me pretending to be full of Christmas spirit! Help out organizations such as Operation
Breakthrough or Operation Christmas Miracle; although these two organizations are not local ,they are still helpful to families in their area. There are
also organizations here in Virginia that could use your help, and if you can’t
find any of those - which will be impossible because they will be mentioned
in this letter - then you can always just donate to orphanages or homeless
shelters near you. You have no idea how just visiting these places can make
an impact.
Now that my moment of making you feel bad for never doing anything selfless is over, I can go back to being my normal self. Hello, this is Chief
Powhatan of the Unimaginative Tribe. All I have to say is join Indoor Drumline if you can read music and have the qualifications for it, and also, audition for Beauty and the Beast because musical is so much fun. I was on stage
crew last year and plan to be again this year, so if you want to meet me - or
just help out because it’s something new to try - then join stage crew. We
could always use more people to help push around 300 lb windmills. :)
In addition, I would like to personally thank Mrs. Mitchell’s sixth period class for sending notes to the Gobbler Gab. Now we have some actually
questions that will be helpful for students rather than the staff talking about
made up predicaments. I’m sorry that this letter has been rather formal, but
December is a big month, I’ll try to make up for it in the story I published
later in the letter. Check out Dreaming of Demons: Prologue, and once again,
send me your feedback. I’m more than happy to consider your changes and
comments. Okay, I’m finished with all the boring stuff, let’s move on.
Be happy! Buy your friends Christmas presents, and they will do the
same in return. Enjoy deviled eggs and spiraled hams and whatever else
your family does for this holiday. However, if you do not celebrate Christmas
because you celebrate something else or because you just don’t celebrate
anything than I wish a happy holiday or un-holiday to you too. I will be reading books, playing my xbox, and stuffing my face as I assume the rest of you
will be. So goodbye for now, until next year.
SPORTS
Congratulations to Fall Sports Athletes!
Competition Cheer
Football
1st Team All-Conference 29
Madison Claypool
Jane Miller
Aubree Morris
1st Team All-Valley District
Matthew Rittenhouse (Defensive Tackle)
Matthew Rittenhouse (Guard)
Tristen Boyer (Wide Receiver)
1st Team All-Region III
Madison Claypool
Jane Miller
Aubree Morris
2nd Team All-Valley District
Philip Mugrage (Defensive Back)
Davis Peltonen (Kick Return Specialist)
Jesse Layne (Utility Player)
Davis Peltonen (Wide Receiver)
Brandon Hylton (Kicker)
2nd Team All-Region III
Sydney Hinegardner
1st Team All-State 3A
Madison Claypool
2nd Team All-State 3A
Jane Miller
Aubree Morris
Cross Country
1st Team All-Conference 29
Jessica Cantrell
Isaac Alderfer
2nd Team All-Region III
Jessica Cantrell
Isaac Alderfer
A special congratulations to Isaac Alderfer for
placing individually 19th out of 104 runners in the
State Competition!
Another congratulations to the Girls’ Cross
Country team for placing 6th out of 12 qualifying teams at the state competition and to Jessica
Cantrell for placing individually 16th out of 102 runners!
Volleyball
Honorable Mention All-Conference 29
Jenna Hostetler
Jaelynn Rogers
1st Team All-Valley District
Jenna Hostetler
2nd Team All-Valley District
Jaelynn Rogers
WORLD NEWS
Noteworthy Events in December
-Compiled By Emily Vein
December 1, 1955 - Rosa Parks was arrested in Montgomery, Alabama, for refusing to give up her seat to a
white man and move to the back section of a municipal
bus.
December 2, 1823 - President James Monroe introduced
his "Monroe Doctrine"
December 3, 1967 - The first successful heart transplant
was performed by Dr. Christiaan Barnard at Cape Town,
South African, on Louis Washkansky.
December 4th - Walt Disney (1901-1966) was born in
Chicago, Illinois.
December 6, 1865 - The 13th Amendment to the U.S.
Constitution was ratified, abolishing slavery.
December 8, 1941 - A day after the Japanese attack on
Pearl Harbor, the United States and Britain declared war
on Japan.
December 10, 1950 - Dr. Ralph Bunche became the first
African American man awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, for
his efforts in mediation between Israel and nearby Arab
states the previous year.
December 12, 1870 - Joseph Hayne Rainey of Georgetown, South Carolina, became the first African American
to serve in the U.S. House of Representatives.
December 14, 1799 - George Washington died at Mount
Vernon.
December 15, 1791 - The Bill of Rights became effective
following ratification by Virginia.
December 16, 1773 - The Boston Tea Party
December 17, 1903 - Orville and Wilbur Wright achieved
the first powered, controlled airplane flights.
December 19, 1998 - The House of Representatives impeached President Bill Clinton.
December 20, 1956 - The Montgomery bus boycott
ended after the U.S. Supreme Court ruling integrating the
Montgomery bus system was implemented.
December 23, 1888 - Dutch painter Vincent van Gogh
cut off his left ear during a fit of depression.
December 24, 1914 - The first-ever German air raid
against Britain took place when a German monoplane
dropped a single bomb on Dover, England during World
War I.
December 25 - CHRISTMAS
December 31 - New Year's Eve
World News
-Michael Muellersman
November 13th, Terrorist attacks around the
city of Paris
On November 13th, three coordinated
teams conducted terrorist attacks around Paris.
The combination of bomb blasts and shootings
left 129 dead and hundreds more wounded. It
started around 21:00 French time, when two suicide bombers detonated just outside the Stade
de France with the third detonating in a restaurant near the stadium.
Meanwhile in the center of the city, two
popular nighttime spots had gunmen shooting at them. They first went to the bar and then
crossed the street to a restaraunt. At the time of
this writing, fifteen were killed and many more
wounded in these attacks. The gunmen drove
around a bit opening fire on quite a few restaurants around the area.
The most fatal of the night was the
Bataclan music hall attack, where the 1,500 seat
venue was sold out. As the gunmen entered,
they first fired upon the people at the bar. As
they entered the main hall, they started firing
into the crowd. People started to run away but
some tried to lay flat on the ground, seeing as
there wasn’t much cover. The gunmen started
to fire upon the people lying down. At least one
gunman was also reported to have climbed onto
the balcony and started firing at the people up
there. Eighty-nine people were dead and about
99 injured.
Landmark win for the opposition party in
Myanmar
Aung San Suu Kyi’s opposition party has
won the landmark national elections by a landslide. The official results have the party winning
the majority of seats in Yangon, Myanmar’s
largest city.The country's ruling military-backed
party runs the election. If they honor the results
made in this election, it will be the first time in
over fifty years that voters could freely pick their
leaders through an election.
Fun things to do on a Snow Day - Opinions Abound!
Mikayla Smith:
1. Bury your friends
2. Throw snowballs with rocks in them
3. Shovel snow because you need money
4. Cry because it’s cold
5. Cry because there’s no hot chocolate
6. Sled down a hill?? If that’s what you’re in to
7. Listen to holiday music
8. Watch a bad Lifetime movie
Ashton Streett and Abby Olmstead:
1. Build a snowman
2. Have a snowball fight
3. Make an igloo
4. Go sledding down a ginormous hill
5. Play a bunch of board games
6. Have a movie marathon
7. Make snow cream!!!
8. Make some (no, LOTS) of hot chocolate
9. Call up your AMAZING WEIRD friends
10. Read the Gobbler Gab (yes.)
Results:
1. Kick it down
2. Demolish your siblings and friends
3. Epicly fail at it
4. Apply band-aids
5. Tear your family apart at Monopoly
6. Never get off Netflix
7. Get fat
8. Get addicted
9. Ask them what they want to do over and over
10. LOVE.
Snappy Surveys
-Madisen Hughes, Abby Olmstead, Ashton Streett, and Joseph Whetzel
Hello, and welcome back to the undeniably greatest part of the Gobbler Gab: the Survey Section! It’s
December, which means it’s time to stay at home and give people things in hopes they’ll give you things
back. This month, we asked you guys two questions: Do you put up a real or fake christmas tree, and do you
travel for the holidays? After gathering the data, we ventured off to the south pole (yes, the one down south)
and asked the penguins to help us turn it into pie charts. Here are the results:
If You Got a Problem...Yo, I’ll Solve It!
Advice column featuring life gurus Cinna and Raisin Buns
Question - Why do people criticize me for who I am?
- I Am Me
Cinna Buns- All your life I’m sure you’ve been told to always be yourself. Sometimes that can be really hard
to do. For the longest time I pretended to be someone I wasn’t. And now that I’m actually being myself I’m
really happy. If people can’t accept you for you, then they aren’t the kind of people you want to have in your
life.
Raisin Buns- Because they are super jelly of you and your awesomeness. Keep being you bae. You do you.
Question -Why do people say they are against bullying but they bully people themselves?
- Anti-Hypocrite
Cinna Buns- Most of the time people say they’re against something, but then end up doing it themselves.
Which sucks. Especially if that person tells you they’re against something, then does that same thing to you.
The best way to deal with those types of people is to ignore them, or not let them get the best of you. People who bully want to see you react negatively. When you don’t give them the reaction they want, they may
eventually stop.
Raisin Buns- I’ll be honest with you I’m totally guilty of this. Most of the time they don’t even know they are
hurting people. I sure as heck didn’t. So if you are hurt by a bully who’s against bullying, just tell them that
what they did hurt. I’m sure they probably didn’t even know. Face-to-face confrontation is usually the way to
go.
Question - What are some tips for shy and awkwardly weird guys to be friends with girls?
-Awkwardly Friendly
Cinna Buns- Booooooy oh booooy. You have to believe in yourself. Accept your shyness, and embrace your
awkwardness. Some girls like shy boys. The scariest part is isn’t even that scary. Just saying hi seems pretty
intimidating, but chances are she’s been wanting you to talk to her for some time now, but is even more shy
than you are. So in the words of Shia Labeouf, “ JUST. DOOOOO. ITTT!!!”
Raisin Buns- HAHAHAHAHA no chance bruh sorry.
Question- What should I do if I get invited to a party and can’t whip or nae-nae?
-Quan
Cinna Buns- Don’t go to that party.
Raisin Buns- Let me tell you a story. You’ll go to the party, and everybody will yell, “HIT THE QUAN!!” because
you can’t whip or nae-nae and you’ll be all like, “Whaaa?” and come to school with bruises and crap. And
you’ll never, ever, go to another party. THE END
We want to hear from you!!! Submit questions to the editor, ideas for surveys,
problems for our advice gurus, and words of affirmation and motivation to our
Gobbler Gab box in the library!
THE PULSE
December Do’s and Don’ts
-Kyla Zugelder
DO:
1. Get your holiday shopping done early! Don’t
wait till last minute, to avoid stressful holidays.
IF POSSIBLE, do your shopping during the week;
stores are packed full on seasonal weekends.
2. Spread the holiday cheer. Listen to Christmas
music, pull out those ugly sweaters, Jingle Bell
Rock your way through the work week!
3. Think of others in this joyful season -- spend on
them before yourself. Who knows, maybe someone too will think of others in this time, perhaps
with that sweater you’ve been dying to get your
hands on?
4. Wear those dreadful ornament earrings your
mother got you, smile with her when she notices.
5. EAT LOTS OF CHRISTMAS COOKIES!!!
DON’T:
1. Open your presents before its time.
2. Wear UGGS to every event.
3. Use the holidays as an excuse to put everything
off. Do relax, but don’t fall behind.
4. Forget what this season is truly about. Dance
with your Grandma at that annual Christmas
party in front of your new spouse. Neither of them
will forget it!
5. Forget those family pictures for holiday cards!
Holidays, Special Days, and
Wacky Days in December
-Compiled by Mikayla Smith
1 Eat a Red Apple Day/World Aids Awareness Day
2 National Fritters Day
3 National Roof over Your Head Day
4 Santa’s List Day - We hope you are on the "Nice" list/
Wear Brown Shoes Day
5 Bathtub Party Day/Repeal Day
6 St. Nicholas Day/Mitten Tree Day/Put on your own
Shoes Day - As opposed to your mom or dad putting
them on for you
7 International Civil Aviation Day/Letter Writing Day/
National Cotton Candy Day - Would you like some
fairy floss?/Pearl Harbor Day
8 National Brownie Day
9 Christmas Card Day/National Pastry Day
10 Human Rights Day
11 National Noodle Ring Day
12 National Ding-a-Ling Day/Poinsettia Day
13 Ice Cream Day/International Children's Day/Violin
Day
14 National Bouillabaisse Day/Roast Chestnuts Day
15 Bill of Rights Day/National Lemon Cupcake Day/
National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
17 National Maple Syrup Day
18 Bake Cookies Day/National Roast Suckling Pig Day
19 Look for an Evergreen Day/Oatmeal Muffin Day
20 Go Caroling Day
21 Forefather's Day/Humbug Day/National Flashlight
Day/Look on the Bright Side Day
22 National Date Nut Bread Day
23 Festivus - For the rest of us/Roots Day
24 National Chocolate Day/National Egg Nog Day
25 Christmas Day/National Pumpkin Pie Day
26 Boxing Day
27 Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day/National Fruitcake
Day
28 Card Playing Day
29 Pepper Pot Day
30 National Bicarbonate of Soda Day
31 Make Up Your Mind Day/New Year's Eve/Unlucky
Day
Senior Spotlight
Athletes of the Month
Senior shooting guard #5 Chrissy Delawder gives us the season preview for Broadway
girls basketball. As a two time state runner up, Chrissy says to achieve their goals and go all
the way this year, the team needs to keep up the hard work in practice and play to their full
potential when they’re on the court. Chrissy says, “The team is my family, we all get along so
well. We work together and play together as one.” Not only are the girls teammates but they
are all very good friends outside of basketball. “We just all get along so well and enjoy each
others’ company, and I think that’s a big part of our success.” stated Delawder. When asked
what basketball means to her she says, “I’ve played basketball my whole life, it is my whole
life.” Chrissy’s favorite play to run is Gucci and Ratchet. She can’t wait to get back on the court
and show everyone once again what Broadway girls basketball is really made of.
Nichole Dean, a junior runner for indoor track, tells us about her experiences as a runner for Broadway. She’s been running since her freshman year and has became very close to
her teammates in those years. She said they are a true family, and they are the most encouraging people you’ll meet. When asked what she runs she responds, “Well I like the 500 meter
the best; it’s my favorite. But I actually run everything. Write that down!” she laughs. Dean,
coming straight out of her Cross Country season tells us that it will be quite the change going
from distance to sprinting, but she looks forward to indoor track because it plays more to her
strengths as a runner. Nichole is excited to get back on the track and to spend more time with
her team.
---Spotlights---
Senior Tanner Skidmore speaks highly on his future. After high school, he plans to go
to either Radford, JMU, or VMI to continue his career as a baseball player. Tanner says that the
saddest part about leaving Broadway would be parting ways with people that he’s been around
and grown up with. Throughout his years, he says that the number one thing he’s learned is, “You
realize who is with you and who is against you as you grow up.” Sometimes, making changes can
be a good thing and leaving high school to pursue the next part of your life is one of those good
changes. We wish Tanner the best of luck with his future and with his upcoming basketball and
baseball seasons.
Interviews and write ups completed by Alexis Corral, Emily Fear, Lauren Hulvey, and Ravyn Mongold
Ten Things Every Woman Should
Know
-Eliza Johnson
1. You are not defined by a number. Your weight,
your clothing size, the number of dollars in your bank
account: None of these things are who you are.
Would you
rather...
What a great
conversation!
2. Never listen to the people that judge you. If they
think they know who you are without ever bothering
to speak to you, they aren’t worth your time.
3. People that insult you for wearing “too much” or
“not enough” makeup are jerks. It is a well known fact
that makeup can increase a woman’s self confidence,
so if they’re trying to drag you back down, they’re
probably just jealous.
4. Don’t let your life revolve around a boy. Boys are
great, boys are fun, but you should never let one
control you. If you find yourself feeling really dragged
down by a relationship, it’s time to move on.
5. Dwelling on your mistakes for too long will only
hurt you.
6. There is no shame in the things you love. Don’t be
embarrassed to love reading or to passionately fangirl over your favorite TV show. Your passions are the
things that make you.
7. Just as you are not defined by a number, you are
not defined by the clothes in your closet, the likes
that your last Instagram picture got, or your model of
phone.
8. Be kind. A person’s first impression may be of how
you look, but their lasting impression will always be
of how you treated other people.
9. Be proud to be a feminist.
10. You are strong and incredible
because you are a woman, not despite
being a woman. You are beautiful and
absolutely phenomenal. Never forget
to love yourself.
Conversation Starters
-Compiled by Rachel Peters
If you are not good at starting conversations
here is something that may help.
-Where did you grow up?
-Do you have any pets?
-Do you have any siblings?
-Do you know what your your name means?
-What type of phone do you have?
-What did you do this past weekend?
-What are your plans for this weekend?
-What do you like to do in your spare time?
-What is the first thing you do when you
wake up?
-What is the last thing you do before you go
to sleep?
-What is your middle name?
-What was the last thing you purchased?
-What is your favorite holiday?
-What is your favorite day of the week?
-If you could meet anyone in history, who
would it be?
-What do you like to do to relax?
-Are you a saver or a spender?
-Do you play any instruments?
LIFESTYLE
Yummm...December Recipes
Christmas “Dog Food”
-Compiled by Abigael Peltonen
Ingredients:
1 12 oz. bag chocolate chips, (dairy free)
1 cup peanut butter
1 14 oz. box Rice Chex
2 cups Powdered sugar
Directions:
1. Place the chocolate chips and peanut butter
in a large bowl.
2. Put the bowl in the microwave for about 1
min, or until chocolate is melted. Stir it between
30 sec intervals.
3. Pour about half the box of chex into the mixture
and stir. Continue adding the chex until the box is
empty.
4. Next, place 1 cup powdered sugar in a medium
size bowl and add green food coloring, stir it until it’s
evenly distributed.
5. Pour the green powdered sugar into a large ziplock
bag.
6. Add about half of your chex mix to the green bag,
seal the bag and shake it. You’ll see the chex turn
green.
7. Repeat steps 4,5,6 with red food coloring in place.
8. Mix, serve, and enjoy!
Snow Cream Recipe
-Ashton Streett
Ingredients:
Collect a gallon of snow
One cup of white sugar
1 tablespoon of vanilla extract (I add more)
2 cups of milk (I use condensed milk)
Directions:
Mix them all together and enjoy!
Christmas Tree Sandwich
Cookies
-Compiled by Stormee Bradfield
Ingredients:
1 package (13 oz) Pillsbury™ Ready To Bake!®
SHAPE® Christmas tree sugar cookies
3/4 cup vanilla frosting (from 1-1b container
frosting)
Lots of Candy sprinkles
Directions:
1. Heat oven to 350°F. Bake cookies as directed
on package. Cool completely, about 15 minutes.
2. For each sandwich cookie, spread 1 tablespoon frosting on bottom of 1 cookie. Top with
second cookie, bottom side down; press together gently. Roll cookie sandwiches in candy
sprinkles to cover edge of frosting center. Store
loosely covered. 12 sandwich cookies.
LIFESTYLE
Winter Essential Attire
Hunter Boots
-Lindsey Conley
DIY Decorating For
December
-Patience Hamilton
Mason Jar Lights - You will need a mason
jar (or a couple), fake snow (and/or coconut shreds), and a
small candle 1in. in
diameter. Next you
put the fake snow or
the coconut shreds
Hunter boots are a trendy kind of rain boot. They come
in a variety of colors, that way you can add a pop to your ward- into the bottom. Fill
it up till the snow is
robe! There are many different outfits you can wear Hunter
about 2in. from the
boots with. You can wear them with a plain black, gray, and
white outfit. This way if you have colored Hunter boots they will bottom of the jar.
Put your candle in the center and light it.
add a splash of color to your plain outfit. You can wear Hunter
Voila! Now you can spice up your home
boots on cold winter days when it snows or rains, so your feet
won’t get wet in the December snow! Forget your worn out Ugg with these cute flattering lights. You can
stick them on the dinner table, coffee
boots, and start wearing Hunter boots!
table, or even put them in the entry was
to your house.
Have your Ugg boots been getting wet in the cold rain
this past fall? Well this December you’re going to get them even
more wet in the freezing winter snow. Toss those old Ugg boots
out your window, and set your eyes on the newest fashion
trend, Hunter boots.
Pine Cone Ornaments - Start by going
outside and looking for pine cones, or if
you don’t live near a pine tree, you can
buy some at your
local craft shop.
You will need
white liquid glue,
clear or white
glitter, and if you want some beads. Grab a pine cone and put the glue all over it.
Next roll it in the glitter or sprinkle it on top. Now you can put a couple green or red
beads on it. When they dry hang them on the tree. Not only will they smell good they last for more christmases to come.
Homemade Pine Wreath - For this one you will need a pine tree again. Break off small branches with pine
needles on them. The size of your wreath depends on the number of branches. Now
get metal hangers and untwist them from the top. Put them in a circle and figure
out how big you want the wreath to be. When you have done that twist the hangers
together now so it makes one big circle. Now get electrical tape (you can buy this in
green so it blends in better) and begin by picking up one branch at a time and lay it
on the hanger and tape it down. Layer each branch and lay them down clockwise so
they’re all going the same direction. When you're done fill up spots you missed and
fluff them. Top it off with a red bow and you have yourself a beautiful wreath.
Everything About
Batman
-Compiled by Rachel Peters
~ Batman is one of the popular superheroes in history.
~ Batman doesn’t have superpowers,
he relies on high tech gear, martial arts,
and high intelligence.
~ Bruce Wayne is Batman's normal
identity.
~ Batman and Robin together are
called the Dynamic Duo.
~ He is considered the greatest detective in the world.
~The police commissioner uses a spotlight that shines a bat symbol in the sky
called the bat signal when he needs
Batman's help.
~ Bob Kan came up with the concept
for Batman.
~ He teamed up with Superman and
they both know the other's identity.
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10 Amazing Facts About Spider-Man
-Compiled by Sabrina Jennings
1. He’s been rebooted as a man named Miles Morales
2. His parents were spies
3. He currently works with The X-Men
4. He could once make his own webbing
5. He was nearly a television star
6. He once had to operate as four different heroes
7. His identity wasn’t always a secret
8. Tony Stark made him a special uniform
9. He was once part of The Fantastic Four
10. He’s been in love with four women
Game Reviews
Crazy Taxi
Yes, Christmas time! I can
tell that it’s close to Christmas, not
just because it’s December and I’m
flat broke, but because I get to review one of my favorite franchises
on one of my favorite consoles: it’s my
own personal gift to
myself.
As mentioned in my review
of the Sega Dreamcast, many arcade
games were ported
onto the Dreamcast,
and truly one of
the most popular is
Crazy Taxi. Even to this day, Sega
fans say that Crazy Taxi is one of
the best games that the Dreamcast has to offer, and this is a position that I agree on.
The gameplay is simple
and yet addicting. You play as a
Taxi driver, and the goal of the
game is to pick up passengers and
drive them to their destinations
before the timer runs out, while
driving 100 mph and performing
stunts like near misses with other
drivers! This might sound violent,
which it kinda is, but don’t worry
too much because, unlike Grand
Theft Auto, the police never chase
after you, you never leave your
Cab, and no matter how close you
come to hitting someone, every
pedestrian quickly jumps out of
your way.
The High Score in this
game is presented in the form
of money, and for every successful delivery, your score goes up.
Sometimes you’ll drive into places
you wouldn’t even think to, like
into the ocean! Normally, the main
issues with open world games
consist of a lack in direction and a
lack of detail within the environment; Crazy Taxi suffers from neither of these
problems,
and because
of it’s replay
value, killer
soundtrack,
and excellent
voice acting,
Crazy Taxi
continues
to be one of
my favorite
Dreamcast
games ever.
The game was later followed by a sequel, Crazy Taxi 2.
Sega was self-aware when making this game, knowing that
they wouldn’t be able to top the
original. So instead, they changed
the environment and characters
completely, and added some new
elements of gameplay. Some of
these new elements included
multiple pickups, multiple stages,
and “Crazy Hop”, allowing the car
to jump over certain objects to
save time.
Sadly, while Sega clearly
gave much care and attention to
the first game, it’s obvious that
the same care didn’t go into this
game. Glitches are easier to find in
this game, and while the environment of the first game seemed to
resemble a coastal beach town,
the environment to this game
isn’t as interesting. Despite that
though, Crazy Taxi 2 is still a fun
game.
If you just got a Dreamcast,
then these games are perfect additions to your starting collection.
Crazy Taxi - 5/5
Crazy Taxi 2 - 4/5
Star Wars: the Force
Unleashed
With the new Star Wars
movie coming out, we can expect
to see it followed by an entire
chain of sequels, so to celebrate
the occasion, I’m going to review one of my favorite Star Wars
games ever; Star Wars: the Force
Unleashed on the Wii.
As the game begins, you
play as Darth Vader taking down
an army
of Wookies and
hunting
down a
Jedi. After killing
the Jedi,
Vader
discovers
the Jedi
Master’s
son, who
Darth Vader secretly takes and
trains as his apprentice, Starkiller.
The rest of the game, you
play as, the now adult, Starkiller.
Now, I’m not going to spoil the
entire story of the game, I will say
that the story is extremely creative
and keeps you guessing what’ll
happen next. The controls are
some of the best I’ve ever seen
from “The Crazy Gamer”
in a Wii game, and using the Wii
remote can actually feel like using
a real Lightsaber at times.
The graphics, voice acting,
and character designs are done
well, and the soundtrack contains
music from the movies. With nothing else to say, Star Wars: the Force
Unleashed is one of the best Star
Wars games out there.
If you’re a fan of Star Wars,
then this game is a must-have.
4.9/5
With so many Star Wars
games out there, I’ll be reviewing
several more. If there’s a certain
Star Wars game that you want me
to review, just place a request in
the Gobbler Gab box in the Library.
good, but they weren’t incredibly
bad either. There just weren’t that
many unusual Saturn games that
I’m familiar with.
Despite that, the Saturn
also had a lot of good things going for it: like an extra accessory
called Gameshark, which is basically a memory card that includes
cheat codes for certain games,
and can even play Japanese Saturn games.
Plus, though not as popular as the later Dreamcast, the
no reason to exist, but it doesn’t
really do any harm by existing. If it
seems interesting to you, I recommend it.
3/5
The Winner is…
The results are in, the most
likes go to the Nintendo GameCube!
Sega to Saturn
Finally, it’s time for me to
talk about the Sega Saturn, Sega’s
own console to combat the Playstation
& Nintendo
64. Released
slightly
before
the
Genesis
began
to lose its sales, the Saturn was
Sega’s first leap to 3D.
Released in the United
States in 1995, the console featured a stylish design and one
of the best controllers I’ve ever
seen. The games were… alright.
They weren’t groundbreakingly
Saturn also had online play and
fortunately the Saturn didn’t take
it too far and
make onlineplay only games.
Many of the
popular Playstation games, such
as Resident Evil,
Alien Trilogy, and
X-men vs. Street
Fighter, were also
ported to the Saturn.
Sadly, the Sega Saturn
didn’t live long, Sega only supported the system for a short
period of time before moving on
to the Dreamcast, so they didn’t
make many games for it, and as a
whole, the Saturn probably had
Upon interviewing the people
who prefer the GameCube, their
reasoning seemed to be based,
mostly, on nostalgia, meaning
that they most likely grew up with
the GameCube.
In the end, you’re always
going to like what you played as a
child.
DIVERSIONS
Animal of the Month
Elephants
Diet
Grasses, leaves, bamboo, bark, roots. Elephants are
also known to eat crops like banana and sugarcane
which are grown by farmers. Adult elephants eat
300-400 lbs of food per day!
Cool Fact
An elephant's trunk is actually a long nose used for
smelling, breathing, trumpeting, drinking, and also
for grabbing things—especially a potential meal. The
trunk alone contains about 100,000 different muscles. African and Asian elephants have two fingerlike features
on the end of their trunk that they can use to grab small items.
Fun Facts
-Compiled by Allison Williams
1. A flock of crows is called a murder.
2. When hippos are upset their sweat turns red.
3. Cherophobia is the fear of fun.
4. A toaster uses almost half as much energy as a full-sized
oven.
5. A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.
6. There are exactly 1665 steps in the Eiffel Tower.
7. Slugs have four noses.
8. A coyote can hear a mouse moving under a foot of snow.
9. Some honey bee queens quack.
10. The world’s lightest mammal is the bumblebee bat. It
weighs as much as two M&M’s.
Quote of the Month
-Compiled by Alexis Corral
“I was never insane except upon occasions when
my heart was touched” - Edgar Allan Poe
“You are at once both the quiet and the
confusion of my heart” - Franz Kafka
Fallout 4 - Lives Up
-Zachary Phillips
A message to all Fallout fans: turn up the old
timey music and strap on your Pipboy because Fallout
4 has arrived. Fallout 4 came out November tenth and
people were ecstatic, some even ditched school and
work so they could play all day, and they were the
sane ones.
The Fallout games are known for their large
open worlds and an endless amount of missions and
side quests, and, like its predecessors, Fallout 4 did not
disappoint.
The wastelands of Boston hold danger, mystery, and adventure. Boston after the Great War became a dangerous radioactive wasteland full of giant
molerats, deathclaws, raiders, and feral ghouls, but
some people have still been able to scrape out a living
in this desolation.
As you explore the wasteland, you will run into
these survivors along the way, some are friendly and
some not so much, how you talk to these people will
effect what they think of you. The new S.P.E.C.I.A.L system makes the skill tree much easier to navigate and
use.
DIVERSIONS
Shovel Knight
Shovel Knight is a wonderful little adventure game that will take you back to when video
games weren't next-gen, super intense, or filled
with guns. Based off of old platformers that came
before 3D graphics, Shovel Knight is lots of fun and
will fill you with nostalgia.
However, I would not reccomend this
game to people who are into the whole highaction and FPS scene. People who don’t like older
games won’t like this game. Shovel Knight is for
people who want to try something new and go
back to when video games weren’t like what they
are today. Don’t get me wrong, I love high action
video games; my addiction to Fallout 4 is keeping
me from playing more of this game. The reason I
like this game so much is because it reminds me
of when I was a little kid, playing Kirby Super Star
and New Super Mario Bros on my DS.
This game is available on most game
consoles except for, ironically enough, the older
ones. If you are into these sorts of games, then go
for it. If not, I would suggest you steer clear from
it for now. However, I can say for sure that Shovel
Knight is a fun experience that will bring back that
feeling of adventure in video games that you felt
when you were a kid.
The Very Organized Thief Review
Get in and get out. You have a list, and everything must be checked off. Make sure the alarm isn’t
triggered, and make sure you're quiet. Make it out with the loot, but make sure the owner doesn't get home
before your done! Become the best thief around with The Very Organized Thief.
The Very Organized Thief is an indie game that took the gaming world by surprise. This unique game
gained a ton of traction with it's popular release on indie gaming site, GameJolt, and having videos on it
done by famous YouTubers such as Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, and Pewdiepie! Also, it's not even done yet!
This game is still being made, but the alpha version is already extremely popular.
In terms of the game, it is tons of fun. I have played it over and over again, trying to get the best
score. The game is scored by how much loot you can get, in the shortest time possible. You want to go fast
also, because if the owner comes home and you don’t know what to do, the game gets terrifying really fast.
Seriously, this game has scared me more than some certain horror games. Not for the faint of heart.
This game can be downloaded on GameJolt and played on Kongregate for free. Go give it a try and
support the developers. You won’t be disappointed.
Human
Poems by Jenny Ritchie
In the end
You seem to forget
That I
Am only human
With hopes high
For the future to come
And expectations low
For the present I am living
Emotions a roller coaster
But expression neutral
People expect me to be unbreakable
Untouchable
My feelings inhospitable
And my heart encased in ice
But inside I’m alone
In pain
Crying and pleading
For people to see the truth
Because I am only human
I have feelings
Feelings that control me sometimes
Make me less than perfect in your eyes
I make mistakes
And I cannot hide behind my mask all of the time
But in the end
You seem to forget
That I
Am only human...
Monsters
Monsters don't sleep
Under your bed
They all sleep
Up in your head
Restless and waiting
For their chance
To come in the night
While your in your trance
Of dreams and blights
Wonders and frights
Waiting to have you in their sights
Sleeping and peaceful
Full of hope
Full of life
And eager to turn those dreams into strife
To fear and hatred
Prejudice and spite
Ready to come down and crush that light
Monsters don't sleep
Under your bed
They all sleep
Up in your head
Crawling and growling
Screeching and howling
Bubbling up from the depths
To begin their prowling
Innocent blood
For their feast
And innocent mind
To house the beast
Holidays
-AP
christmas trees
sitting on santa’s knee
candy canes
keep me sane
family feasts
add the yeast
stockings with coal
time for shopping
morning flocking
children excited
santa’s delighted
Christmas Haiku
-Allison Williams
Snow is falling
Christmas music is playing
Cookies are baking.
I was so young
I thought nothing of your behavior
But yet I saw it
I saw it all, everything
Yet I didn't stop you, didn't try
She was older, more aware
She knew it wasn't right
She didn't want you near her
When you didn't stop
She can't forget or forgive you
You tried to stop
Tried to handle it
Yet you failed, continuously fail
At fighting the sickness
That controlled you for so long
I constantly tell myself
You are better, you control it
But I know it's not over
When I watch you lose
To the thing that drives us away
She has tried to stop you
Threatened even,
But you continue
Driving her away
As you drive me away too
-Kasey Simmers
mind
full, creative
interesting, spinning, thinking
keeps us together
thoughts
-Anonymous
From Dreaming of Demons
-Summer Griffith-Mook
---Arts and Writing---
You were here always
But you weren't actually here
You disappeared to a distant place
Where I didn't exist
Where she didn't exist
Prologue:
"You can't do this Kieran!" Ember yells from behind
me, I turn around. My hands are clenched by my sides,
and I can feel the rage burning through me.
"You don't control me anymore! I'm doing this, and no
one is going to stop me!" I drop my voice looking into
her near golden eyes.
She purses her lips, a habit she only does when she's
thoroughly pissed. "I won't let you walk out. I've given
you another option, an opportunity to change your
life, and you're throwing it away. And for what!" She
throws her hands up raising her voice. Lightning splits
the purple sky illuminating the scarlet colored bridge
below me. Her eyes trail up to the sky.
"For what!?" I take a step towards her causing her to
jerk back. A foot tilts over the edge, hundreds of feet
separate us from the water crashing against the rocks
below. "I don't want your opportunity! I don't want to
change my life for you! I'm throwing it away for 'everything'! Something I can't get here." I bite the inside of
my cheek and roll my shoulders back.
Her dark auburn hair snaps against her skin as the
wind picks up. She looks to me with tear-stained eyes
and sniffles, shaking her head softly. "You could've
been great, things could've been different." Her body
tenses, and she wipes her cheeks.
"I don't want things to be different, they're perfect
the way they are." I can see the pain I've caused in her
eyes, but this isn't my fault. Not entirely, 'they' did this
to me.
She takes single step back pushing off the slick bridge.
I hear the air rush and I walk forwards. The lightning
stops crackling as the dark clouds disappear, and the
rain slows to a light patter on the steel. The water
ripples below me, and she's gone. I'm free, at least for
the moment.
Look for Chapter One in the next issue of the Gab...
Artist of the Month
-Emilee Hinkle
Jennifer Gabbay
An artist of oil paints, Jennifer Gabbay is fascinated with
movement and rhythm, focusing this within her work. Gabbay
believes that color is energy that suggests rhythm, pulsating and
attracting viewers to her world. She also demonstrates expressive
mark-making, believing this to generate sensation and spirituality
within the journey of creating a piece.
“My work focuses on merging ideas, diverse cultural customs
and personal experiences into contemporary abstracted images of
both the figurative and visible worlds.”
To learn more about Jennifer Gabbay, visit:
http://jennifergabbay.com
Are you a BHS artist?
We’d LOVE to include your work in our next issue of the Gab.
Stop by Room 213 or email [email protected]
Stars
For Family
-Abigail Olmstead
They come at night
Luminous spheres above us
Like a glowing canopy
endless in space
Gravity bounds them there
In the endless black they fluoresce
So far from Earth
Yet they seem so close
Just as you are to me
Right now
as we lie on our backs
Gazing at the luminous dots in the sky
And as I look at the stars
I think of you
It’s as if you are my star
and I am your sky
Just as we cannot fathom the constellations
You cannot fathom my love for you
I wished upon a star
and my wish came true
To lay here and just forget the world
alone with you
Up before my parents are
The tree can’t be too far
Down the stairs I race
To find the boxes, right in their place
I wonder what they hold
What stories to be told
A train or a doll
I’ve been waiting ever since fall
I try to remind myself on this day
The way I live is not for play
This holiday is for family
And all the times they are there for me
-Anonymous
Last Winter
-Lindsey Conley
The last time I ever truly saw him, he turned away from me with a twinkle in his eyes. He was exquisite in the way he walked away, and didn’t look back. The snow had begun to fall heavily, and I could see
flakes of it stuck in his hair. I had wanted to run after him and brush it away, but he was too far ahead. When
his figure finally went out of my sight, I whirled around on the sidewalk and happily sprinted back to my
house. That was the day everything had started, the day he gave me his phone number. His name was Collin,
a new kid who had just recently moved down the street from me. All the girls were fascinated by him, but
none more than me. At school I had always managed to catch his eye before he would quickly flicker them
away. So the day he gave me his number, I was so happy that I immediately went home to text him.
Ever since that day we had texted all the time. Romantic feelings for each other had flared, and I was
going to ask him to be my boyfriend soon. Everything about him made my heart jump a beat. From his shining blue eyes to his messy brown hair, even every single flaw made me stop to stare in awe. It was later that
Winter when everything changed. He was coming to pick me up in his rusty old car when the snow and rain
had made slick sheets of ice on the road. I sent him a text asking him how soon he would arrive. Just then
I saw his familiar car round the corner onto my street. When I looked into his windshield I couldn’t see his
eyes. They were looking down, focused on something else. I figured out what he was doing, he was texting
me back. His attention should’ve been on the road, where he was about to run on a sheet of ice. He hit send,
and then a tree.
12 days of Christmas (Modern
Edition)
- Anonymous
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A bird stuck in my pear tree
On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Two new birds
And absolutely no bird seed
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to
me
Three ink pens
Those stupid doves
And a bird is still in my pear tree (Why? I wanted it
out two days ago!)
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four phone calls (Just to say he loves me)
Three more pens
Two more stupid birds
And a new pear tree (I already have one. Duh.)
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five plastic rings
Four phone calls (Just to ask if I liked the rings)
Three freaking pens
Two bags of birdseed (Finally! Those birds were hungry.)
And a partridge for my new pear tree (Seriously.)
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six priests for praying (Like, they came to my house.)
Five cheap rings
Four more calls
Three ink pens
Two bird feeders
And a pear for my pear tree (What?)
On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven passes to go swimming
Six priests for praying
Five dumb rings
Four cell phone calls
Three more pens
Two perches for doves
And a cage for my pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas
My not so true love sent to me
Eight gallons of milk
Seven passes to go swimming
Six priests for praying
Five plastic rings
Four new ringtones
Freaking ink pens
Two stupid doves
And I never want to see another pear tree (Like ever.)
On the ninth day of Christmas
My admirer sent to me
Nine headaches drumming
Eight gallons of milk
Passes to go swimming
Six books of prayers
Five tiny rings (That don’t fit my fingers.)
Four calling cards (What?)
A pair of stupid gloves (For holding my doves)
And a birdhouse for my pear trees
On the tenth day of Christmas
My ex love gave to me
Ten pipes for plumbing (Do I look like a plumber?)
Nine headaches drumming
Eight gallons of dairy products
Seven passes for swimming
Priests for praying
Five stupid rings
Three more pens
Two ugly doves and
Some shears for my pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My stalker gave to me
Eleven puppies yapping (They’re cute and all, but
eleven?)
Ten pipes for plumbing
Nine headaches drumming
Eight gallons of milk
More passes to go swimming
...continued on next page...
Six priests for praying
Five cereal box rings
Four ignored phone calls
More ink pens
Two more doves
And bug spray for my pear trees
On the twelfth day of Christmas
I gave my stalker
Twelve restraining orders
Eleven cop dogs yapping (Hee hee hee.)
Ten plumbers not plumbing
Nine headaches from falling (off my door step)
Gallons of rotten milk (falling on his head)
Five fiberglass rings
Six counselors for counseling (but he’ll get the bill)
All those ink pens
Anybody want a dove? (They’re free!)
The 12 Days Of Christmas
Repurposed
-Patience Hamilton
12 days of cleaning the house, 11 hours of shopping, 10 glasses broken, 9 pounds of food, 8 kids
fighting, 7 shirts missing, 6 tubs of decorations,
5 Christmas movies playing, 4 turkeys cooking, 3
days till Christmas, 2 exhausted parents, 1 happy
family.
autumn
cold, colorful
raking, jumping, crunching
a turkey on the table
fall
-Joseph Whetzel
Falling is the snow
You hear your friends
December weather
Beautiful for a sleigh ride
Hurry hurry
Don’t miss the fun
The world is a snow wonderland
-Anonymous
Bleeding
-Aidan Cook
My soul is gone
Now that I walk this Earth
I am empty
My heart is torn
Out of my chest
I am hurting
My eyes are red
Tears stain my cheeks
I am crying
My body is numb
To the pain
I am dying
To you I look normal
But inside everything is falling apart
Outside I am fine
But inside I am bleeding
-Aidan Cook
“Are you planning on buying the whole
store?” The woman behind the counter
asked. She was old, really old, with long
white hair that was braided and wrapped
around her waist like a belt. Her skin was
dark and leathery from many years of battling the elements. Even though she was old
and fragile her eyes shone bright with wisdom and adventure. She was a wild spirit at
heart. I blushed at her comment and handed
her my basket. “I’m feeding an army.” I said
and we laughed together.
“So your army is the redheaded girl, the
blonde boys, the two older men, and you?”
I had to give it to her she was an observant
old lady. “Yeah something like that. We’re
only passing through though. We won’t be
here long.” I said pulling out my payment for
the food. The woman shook her head. “Take
it. You need it more than most. You’ve got to
stay strong and the redheaded girl looks like
she hasn’t eaten a decent meal in forever.”
The woman said.
She had a point: Amber hadn’t had a meal
in forever. Food wasn’t really one of Amber’s
necessities in life. Being a Vampyre meant
she didn’t have to eat human food even
though she had tried to anyway. once when
we were still little she had tried to eat an
apple and ended up with her head inside the
toilet for a hour. It had been funny to watch
but I stayed with her through the whole
experience rubbing her back when I wasn’t
laughing and laughing when I wasn’t being
her friend.
“Thank you for the offer but I can pay. I don’t
want to take away from your bakery.” I said
placing the gold coin on the counter. She
was about to protest when a man walked
through the open door. He looked just like
her. His hair was the same snow white but
he also had a matching beard and mustache.
His skin was pale from years of working in
the mines and seeing very little sunlight. His
gray eyes were bright with the same mysterious knowledge that she knew. He smiled
at me, revealing very little teeth, and then
dropped his things.
He wrapped his hands around his wife’s waist
and kissed her on the forehead. “It looks like
someone is feeding the king’s troops.” The
old man said looking at my basket. I tensed
at the mention of the king and his troops.
King Magnus, Amber’s father, was why we
had ran from the castle in the first place.
once he was crowned the peace between
the Royals had disappeared. Treaties that
had been in place for thousands of years fell
apart and Royal blood was spilled in battle.
Vampryes became the dominate race and all
others became endangered. So far I had only
seen Lycans used at the castle and met one
Dalamary. The Faye and Angels had gone
into hiding to protect what numbers they
had left.
“Thanks for the bread.” I said grabbing my
basket. “No hon thank you. Before you leave
town come back and I’ll give you more. I
don’t want your army to starve on the road.”
The woman said. I turned to leave but another coal miner stepped in my way. He was
younger than the other, about thirty years
old. His hair was dark but he had the same
pale skin and gray eyes. When he saw me
those gray eyes filled with hate. “Ma close
the shop. There are Watchers and Lycans
crawling through the city.” His words made
my heart stop. Watchers in the city was not
a good sign having Lycans with them was
worse. The only reason to have Lycans was
for tracking and I knew exactly what they
were tracking. I shoved my way out into the
open.
---Arts and Writing---
Excerpt from Silver Kiss
---Arts and Writing---
After the Eleventh Hour
-Anonymous
It all starts with a spark. Weird to think that such a little thing could wipe away
everything you know in a split second. But the spark comes from when something or
someone gives you hope, if even a slither. You give them your time and pour your soul
into them and just when it seems to all be coming together they take every bit and piece
of you that you gave them and destroy it. And that’s when the spark ignites.
Then there is a fire. Every fire has its point of origin, its fading spark getting caught
onto something, a finger snatching it away from your grasp, giving it life. After that, it rises
and gets bigger and bigger until there’s no containing it. You can no longer give it any
boundaries, it’s now out of your hands.
Now there is the escape. You try to run, try to push through the crowd of people
who are desperately trying to get away. You know how this all started, but you don’t want
the blame. You just need to get out. But the world, as it often does, is working against you
and now you’re caught. The fire licking at your heels, reminding you that what is done is
done and it’s your turn to face your fate because of it. The captain left to go down with his
ship. Something you started, something you can’t stop, something you have to deal with:
the result.
Alas, there’s smoke everywhere, it drifts through the air. The chaotic aftermath.
Threatening to swallow you whole, to take you on its path. “How did it get there?” everyone asks. But nobody provides an answer, because in our heart we all know. We all think
the responsibility lies on us so we keep the reasons to ourselves. What we don’t realize is
that this is not a solitary fault, we all have our own contribution to the smoke. There is always something that gives us a spark, starts a fire in our heart, sends us running and then
the most cruel of them all; leaving us as ash.
Coffee
-Erika Whetzel
You’re dark and bitter,
the aroma releasing through the house.
Despite the fact that everyone tries to change you
you are still necessary for me.
They try and change your color,
try to sweeten you,
but I believe that that nippy taste
makes you what you are.
By Kasey Simmers
The snow finally began to fall for the first time in years. It wasn't fast and it didn't stick
but it was snow. My friends and their families sat on their roofed porches, just like me, and
watched the crystals float to the ground. I stood and watched, one flake then two then three
all slip out of the cloudy sky and slowly drift to the grass of my front lawn. It lasted for a few
hours before dying down. Everyone who had set down to watch the beauty got up slipped
back into their homes but not me. I sat there on my front porch in my favorite plastic chair
and stared. I stared at the wet ground and my frosty breath. I waited till my breath disappeared and the moisture was sucked back up into the sky. Finally I stood. I pushed myself out
of the chair and walked to the front door.
---Arts and Writing--Dual Narrative
-Zachary Phillips
The universe doesn’t care what day it is, it
doesn’t care if it’s the coldest snowiest day in winter
and you’re out of food and your car won’t start and
you only have the thin jacket that you bought four
years ago, if it wants you to meet someone then
you’re damn well going to, but of course that’s not
what I’m thinking as I step out into the knee deep
snow, I was thinking about home much I hated my
roommate, and how cold it was, and how stupid I
had been when I decided not to take my car to a
shop when I heard a strange noise coming from the
engine. As I trudged along through the snow I decided to take inventory of my life. My name is. WHAAM...
I always thought God was kind and benevolent, but I guess today someone forgot to get God
his triple shot expresso this morning, how else do
you explain negative fifty degrees and three feet of
snow. I’m just lucky I don’t have to walk anywhere
I think as I turn the heat all the way up. I adjust
my pink sweater and try to look out the window,
“AHHH” I let out an angry sigh, why would anyone have a birthday party today, I mean seriously
I know she’s turning a hundred but why couldn’t
they just reschedule it, I think about all the little annoyances that have happened this week first my cat
died, then I lost my job, then I sat on that old man's
sandwich. I Don’t use all indulge myself in self pity,
because I think that there are people who have it it
much worse then me, But even though I knew that I
still did it. And as I thought God decided that it was
time to give me something else to complain about,
in the form of a man crossing the street right in
front of my car.
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