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GRINGO h t r o N s s e l e ic r P .com Vol. 2 ed. 21 • DECEMBER 14TH, 2015 • NO BAD NEWS Just How Many Charities Do We Have? Here’s our list, but we might have missed a few BY BUNNY WINGATE The Baja charity bubble is expansive all year but explodes with a mighty bang right around Halloween. The day of the dead in our perfect little village heralds the start of the season of giving and giving and giving. Nowhere else in my looong life have I ever experienced or seen so many charities for people who have little or nothing, animals in need, or organizations that benefit both of the above, as I have come to know in our relatively small area known as Baja Norte. Friends of the Library needs books to educate our young people and promote reading literacy but young people also need clothing and food for the Kumai Indians who without the money raised by her various events would not have warm clothing or a holiday meal. Marilyn Widd is sponsoring her special orphanage that has no running water or electricity. But Marilyn’s isn’t the only deserving facility, as others hawk for their orphanages as well. On a recent trip to a Rosarito orphanage I fell in love with beautiful faces of all ages from months old babies to teenagers laughing at a troupe of clowns who tour Baja on a regular basis. All the children were encouraged to join in the festivities, and they did, forgetting for a time that they had less than others. When I arrived home and thought about what I had seen, I thought maybe these children had more. I met loving volunteers giving their time to these kids and they had many brothers and sisters to share their thoughts and dreams. Christmas presents were donated by those who could afford this luxury and continue this every Christmas. Katharine’s Kids serves disabled children in an orphanage while SOS Children’s Villages is one of the largest orphan charities around the world. It takes a special soul among us with the time and money needed to organize and promote these many orphan charities. Cruz Roja is our Red Cross and is always in need of money continued on page 6 New Ensenada ByPass Under Construction Not so good for merchants Clogged roads, congestion, potholes and bumps, Ensenada is working on a bypass to help frustrated travelers. Who has not cursed that patched up stretch between Chapultepec and Maneadero, better known as “flight of death/ tramo de muerte,”, especially at night. The holes in the road BY Bryan Rock have often been replaced with bumps because of all the patching instead of proper repaving. Logic would dictate that it would make more sense to repave that stretch properly, rather than to continuously re patch it. And it seems that now logic is catching up. Ensenada mayor Gilberto continued on page 7 It’s challenging and expensive terrain to build that far up the hill, because the canyons carved by rain rushing to the sea are way deeper than they are closer to the ocean, where they tend to widen but be less deep. 2 Que Pasa in Baja? December 14th, 2015 .COM BY OLIVER QUINTERO Support for sport fishing. Our state government has made an effort this year to improve the sport fishing business in Baja, supporting local fishing charters with about $100,000 dollars of resources like fishing poles, GPS, life jackets and other fishy stuff. The head of the state fishing office, Matias Arjona, said that this year the state government tried to give an extra push to the local fishing charter businesses because the El Niño phenomenon is creating ideal conditions for sports fishing since the sea water is getting warmer. He said that unusual species are now being captured here like a 328 pound marlin that was captured this year in our waters. Boy, was he lost. Around 140 boats are involved in sport fishing in the northern Baja area with the majority of them being located in San Felipe, Bahia de Los Angeles, San Quintin and Ensenada. Quit your sniveling, Rosarito, you don’t even have a marina, and your only pier is a useless joke. So there. Tourism office wants more money. Don’t we all? The local tourism director in Ensenada, Amador Arteaga, said they are asking for more money for next year in order to promote the city better. He is asking for about $262,00 next ye ar ( i s t h at too much to ask?) All they got this year was ab out $180,000 (really? Our b e aut y an d re c re ational opportunities cannot be explained with sure a paltry amount of money). Arteaga said that in 2008 the percentage of the municipal budget assigned for tourism was 0.41% of the total budget, and that it has gone down to 0.23% this year. The goal is to use most of the money to get about 100,000 more cruise shippers to come off the ships and to reactivate the STORE YOUR BOAT FOR PEANUTS! We’ll bring your boat to our storage and have it ready when you need it for only $69.99 monthly or $3.50 per day. • 24 hr security • Up to 34 ft. boats • Self-Storage Units Available Call (646) 149-9186 www.elparianselfstorage.com Esmeralda #722-C, Valle Dorado, Ensenada “Return to Ensenada” program. This program was aimed at promoting the city to the cruise ship pilgrims so they would be more inclined to make a car trip to visit Ensenada on a future date. What To Do If You’re Stopped By The Police If you are stopped, and you have actually made a boo boo, ask for a ticket and go down to the police station later on or the next day, or even the next week, and pay it. They will take your driver’s license to insure that you show up, and that’s OK. They do not want your license, and there is noting they can do with it. You will get it back. If you have not broken any law, just keep asking for a ticket. “Dar may un teeket por favor”. Be polite but be firm. If they threaten you or get nasty, write down their name, or if they are not wearing their name badge, (mandatory, but still it’s common for them to stick it in their pocket), then haul out your phone and take their picture. That’s like holding a mirror up to a vampire, and they will jump in their car and scurry away like cockroaches when you turn on the light. They will let you go with some face saving mumble like, “just a warning this time”. It’s extremely rare for them to write a ticket, and for sure they will not cite you when you haven’t done anything wrong. And, if you have broken a law, the ticket is ridiculously small. Man up and go down and pay it, don’t take the cowardly/ lazy way out and throw money at the officer. OK, once more now, altogether, “dar may un teeket” This police extortion would stop in a week if everyone would grow a back bone and stand up to them. If it doesn’t stop, then it’s your own fault. , Speaking of cruise shippers. A jewelry store in Ensenada just threw in the towel on us. Gave up on us, left us in disgust. Royal Jewelers, which has successful stores in Cabo, Alaska, and all over the Carribbean, says Ensenada doesn’t work for them. They cite the aggressive barkers on the boulevard in Ensenada. “The tourists are shell shocked after walking down the street”, says Ana Mostafo. “They feel the sales personnel in the stores are too pushy, coming out of their stores and actually berating the people who won’t come into their store”. Could be true, my Gringa boss won’t walk down the street anymore for that very reason. By about the 10 th aggressive store keeper who yells at her, she starts yelling back, and then it’s Katie bar the door. I feel for her safety… or the store keepers? Tough call! She’s another Gringa who’s done with downtown Ensenada, and she’s an old Mexico hand, who makes her living down here! A few months ago there was a movement among officials to stop this practice but it went nowhere, maybe because Mexicans don’t realize how bad our precious tourists are treated. I, for example, a Mexican, can walk down the same streets and be ignored. I’ m sure the city officials are not molested, either, so how can they be expected to take this problem seriously? Second access to Playas in TJ open. Our state governor, Kiko Vega, and other big honcho federal officials last week inaugurated the south access to Playas de Tijuana in a big ceremony. Kiko said the project is an example of the excellent collaboration and team work between the three levels of government (municipal, state and federal) because they all worked on getting this done. ( Read: Sent dinero.) The $22 million USD and 2.5 mile long road will allow Playas citizens to have a more fluid access to and from Tijuana. This will surely go a long way in case of an emergency. And convenience. Before we all had to double back to north Playas to go south, because that was the only way out continued on page 9 GRINGO Published bi-monthly in Vista, CA and distributed in Mexico & The United States by Enojoso Publicaciones S.A. de C.V. Northern Baja 044 (646) 179-4599 Cabo San Lucas (624) 143-5750 & 143 0865 United States 303 Magnolia Dr. Laguna Beach, CA, 92651 Ph. (562) 714 6735 Subscriptions available see page 10 or 11, maybe 12, sometimes 4. Or mail $65 for one year, (26 issues) or $45 for six months (13 issues) to the U.S. Check the paper online: www.gringogazette.com You may view the entire newspaper, just as it appears in print, online Who's to blame: Publisher Carrie Duncan, [email protected] US (562) 714-6735 Editor Oliver Quintero [email protected] Subscriptions Santiago @gringogazette.com Sales & Distribution Oliver Quintero Cell (646) 179-4599 Graphic Design Oliver Quintero Journalism is publishing something that somebody doesn’t want printed. Everything else is just public relations December 14th, 2015 In case you’re run down, better be prepared BY TOM EMANUEL hospital emergency care or be transported to the U.S. by ambulance for a fee. The hospital fees at emergency care are very reasonable. If you are a member of Cruz Roja – a $20 per person annual cost – the trip to the border is $100. The fee for nonmembers is $200. Cruz Roja conducts more than 5,000 ambulance calls per year, or more than 400 per month. The latest stats available are about a year old. From November 2014 they made 119 sickness or disease calls, 82 general accident or automotive calls, 61 Injured by various causes, 49 overdose and poisoning services, 18 emotional Big portions | Small Price Come and taste the most diverse and delicious menu on the coast. From Burguers to Burritos to Sushi, you can’t go wrong here! Located on KM 38, on the free road to Ensenada, next to the pharmacy. Ph. (661) 107-2789 • US (909) 999-5014 • FB: thebajapig emergency services, 18 injured by gunfire or sharps, along with 13 cancellations and 5 false alarm or prank calls. Of course, Cruz Roja also responds during natural disasters with rescue services, medicine, food and clothing. They also operate a thrift store on Lazaro Cardenas just down the street east of Waldo’s. They have 24 staff and 15 volunteer paramedics. They would not divulge their budget but they do support 9 ambulances, a rescue squad and a supervisor’s truck. In addition to those expenses, along with the staff, they blaze through a lot of money. About 60% of their income is derived from fees charged for hospital and transportation services, another 25% comes from donations and cont r ibutions, and the remainder comes from an annual collection drive. There is an affiliate organization called Cruz Roja Voluntarios Americanos de Rosarito. It has been in existence for about 45 years and its primary purpose is to raise funds through events and projects to Ask a Mexican 1. Alfreda Ramirez. Living in Baja for seven years. Housekeeper’s aide. I studied catechism and received the religious 1 doctrine, so I know it is very important to pray to the Almighty God for protection and for decisions in my life. So I pray for my husband, that he is protected at work, for my children, and for my neighbors, so I can be surrounded by kind and gentle people. 2. Francisco Javier Pando. Living in Baja for nine years. Mixes paint at a paint store. I pray to the Almighty and Powerful God every night, for myself, my family, and for all the people who surround me during the day, 2 for health and long life. I also believe in the Santa Muerte (Saint of the Holy Dead). She is very powerful too. (Santa Muerte, {St. Death}, is a female folk saint. A personification of death, she is associated with healing, protection, and safe delivery to the afterlife by her devotees. Belief in her is not sanctioned by the Roman Catholic Church, but it is firmly entrenched among Mexico’s working classes.) 3. Javier Reynoso Ramos. AKA Gordolele. Living in Baja for 24 years. Cook at Tacos and Tortas Famous for singing Beatles 3 and Elvis Presley songs to tourists. I pray when the occasion is a social event. We Mexicans are hypocrites; when we have a need, we look for refuge. Then we need the Lord’s presence. We all pray of our own will. We use all our energy to do it so it comes very deep from within our hearts. All the religions take us on the same path, but each one uses its own ways. It is very disappointing now that all Garage Doors Puertas Automaticas del Pacifico G arage Doors, Telephone entry, Gate Automation, Interphone systems, Access Control, Transmitters, Metal roll-up doors Installations • Repairs • Sales • Maintenance DECEMBER SPECIAL: 9x8 ft Cloplay Garage Door Installed: $600 USD LiftMaster Motor, Door and Installation. *Plus transportation fee if outsideTijuana v Here’s The Run Down On The Cruz Roja Cruz Roja, the Mexican Red Cross service in Rosarito, was founded in 1954. It is affiliated with the International Red Cross. They provide free transportation by ambulance from your home or whatever emergency you’re waiting at. They come to everyone whether, residents or visitors, Mexican citizens or expats. They transport the patient to the Cruz Roja hospital in downtown Rosarito at 100 Calle Rene Ortiz Campoy. They are not a government organization and depend on donations, fund-raising events, and volunteers for providing services and essential supplies. Once there, they can receive 3 .COM Ph. (664) 686 2550 • [email protected] support the Cruz Roja. Its membership is mostly expats from the U.S. and Canada, not many Mexicans care to support it. These foreigners contribute a great deal to Cruz Roja which could not operate with out their activities. In a fairly recent upgrade the American v o l u nt e e r s are working with the dispatch center to help save lives by having your 066 alert form information entered i n t o their private database. With this information, dispatch can provide critical information to the EMTs in the ambulance coming out to help you. When you fill out this simple form and join the volunteers your key medical and emergency information goes to the ambulance while it is on its way to your emergency. This program is called Alert Rosarito/Primo Tapia. The Dispatch Center has your name, address, phone number and brief medical history for this purpose and only this purpose. This can make a vital difference in the timeliness of a medical response during a potentially life-threatening event. You do this by becoming a member of Cruz Roja and then going to www.cruzrojarosarito. org/app/ and filling out the form. Then, if you experience an emergency, dial 066 (equivalent to dialing 911 in the U.S.) for the ambulance if you are in the 661 area code. If you are in the 646 or 664 area codes, you will dial 01-661-612-4928. continued on page 10 This Week’s Question is, What do you pray for? the priests take us away from reality, from the true reasons behind prayer. They are just looking for money and power for their church- 4 es. They ask for money for a prayer for the dead, and money for a prayer for a wedding, and so on. So I do not believe in prayer. But, sometimes I talk to God. (Several years ago Gordolele was evicted by a church which owned the land his taco stand had been squatting on for years.) 4. Cecilia Torres. Living in Baja for six years. High school student. I am not very religious, I mean I do not go to church on Sundays, but I know there is a God and His army of Saints. For example; when I needed a boyfriend I prayed 5 to Saint Anthony, who has the power to get a sweetheart. Yes, now I have a boyfriend! He is very handsome, and I love him very much. (The boyfriend, not St. Anthony.) 5. Carmen Saucedo. Living in Baja for 11 years. Medical clinic secretary. Prayer is just like repeating a sentence to memory like a parrot. No, but I do talk with my Lord every day. At night I ask Him to forgive my sins, and ask Him to change my life to do His will. I ask that it will be the perfect way for me now and in the future. I 6 have faith and hope every single minute of my life. Thank you my Lord, under Jesus’ name. 6. Jorge Diaz. Living in Baja for seven years. Employee at a shoe store. I love to sing, and I sing to my Lord during the day. I do not praise God according to my watch. And, I do not have to ask Him for anything, His will is perfect for my life. 4 December 14th, 2015 .COM Baja Blues Fest Spreads Thinking of Retiring in Northern Baja? The Dinero Around Take a brief survey and you could win $250 USD! Giving us final report card and handing $10,000 to local charities BY REN DRAKE HILL At an intimate gathering at the Rosarito Beach Hotel, the Baja Blues Fest board presented $2500 to each of the charities chosen to receive money from this year’s Baja Blues Fest. Board president Jackie Alameda thanked CUTUCO, and FRAO for their help in promoting this event, and the Rosarito Beach Hotel for the use of their g ro u n d s f or t h e three day event, the Adobe Lounge for Friday night’s standing room only jam, rooms and meal tickets for band members, security, and so much more. Bobby’s By the Sea provided the T shirts for the volunteers and tendees supported four model local children’s causes. Los Angelitos Orphanage, run almost single-handedly by Ed Perry, (still going strong at 71), is located in the hills of Rosarito, off the Boulev ard 2000. Ed, an orphan himself, started it 13 years ago with five girls he found in an abandoned house with no water or food. Los Angelitos is licensed by DIF to care for the overload of children picked up by police in Tijuana and Rosarito. He provides housing, education, food and love in a Christian environment. Hundreds of children have passed through the doors of Los An- First in Rosarito, first in service • Health and life insurance • House and Condo insurance • Legal Assistance • Car insurance (Mexico and US) • Board Association Insurance • Personal Accident Benito Juarez # 10, Quinta del Mar strip center, in front of the stop light Phone 661-6121028 and 661-6130692 Email: [email protected] www.berniesinsurance.com for sale, and have signed on again for 2016. Raising a child is a communal effort, and this year’s concert at- Since 1971 Let us pay pay your household bills on your behalf. Easy set up gelitos. Recent projects include a new dormitory and the creation of patio areas. Ed stated that this money will sponsor five children www.surveymonkey.com/r/NorthernBajaRetirement for an entire year. BECA, represented by Maricela Daniels and Molly Post, started more than 30 years ago as a shoe fund focused on the schools in the La Mision area. They now provide financial aid for about 113 students through scholarships based on need, for continuing education in universities and trade schools; also tuition and uniforms for students at the new high school in La Mision. For two years BECA built a culinary teaching kitchen with the help of many local volunteers. The newest projects include a new computer lab and library. Alan and Elizabeth Browne of the Friends of the Library highlighted their many reading programs, support of area schools and the five local libraries. Rosarito Lee (Rosarito Reads) provides books for students in grades four, five and six at 31 schools. So far, more than 4800 books have been donated through the Rosarito Lee program. In 2016 the popular Panchito Cup Jeopardy-style tournament will be expanded to SUBSCRIBE GRINGO Yes! Yes! Sign Me Up! betty’s Authentic American Burgers “Simply stated - the real deal“ KM 28 on the Free Road. Almost across the street of the purple motel. Ph. (661) 116 6120. Closed Mondays include every school in the early rounds. In the future, the Friends of the Library would like to expand their reading program to the secondary schools. Mary Ellis of the La Mision Children’s Fund emphasized that water purification is vitally important, and wants to expand their current water project into all schools in the area. Students are being trained to install these purification systems with the help of American and Mexican companies. Also sponsored is El Faro, a home for “third chance” teenage girls. Programs throughout the year include Christmas at Miracle Ranch for 1200 chilcontinued on page 11 order now or we'll throw the kitty under the bus. North It's not gonna be my fault the kitty got tossed under the bus! 6 Months 2nd Class Mail (13 Issues) -$45 12 Months 2nd Class Mail (26 Issues) - $65 Send Your Dinero To The Gringo Gazette and save the kitty! Desert CAand 92252 MakeP.O. your Box check13168 payablePalm to Gringo Gazette send it to Oliver Quintero, PMB-80 PO BOX 189003, Coronado, CA, 92178 562 714 6735 Name ___________________________________________________________ continued on page25 Street _____________________________________ City___________________ State/Province _______________________________________ Zip___________ Phone (in case we can't read your crummy E-mailwriting)______________________ Sorry, Canadians, we just could not reliably get them to you so we’re not mailing to Canada anymore. To subscribe, you must have a United States address. What’s Going On In This Country? Merry Christmas precious readers! I spent the week doing some investigative under cover work for you, and here’s a picture of my clever steak out. This was all on B ank f rau d . Me x i c an banks registered almost 3 million cases of fraud totaling $480 million last year. A study by the consumer protection agency Condusef indicates that purpose, mind you, I could have got down any time. I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season and I will be back to you before the new year! Feliz Navidad a todos. Cheap proper ty taxes. Anyone who pays property taxes here knows they’re a joke. Although gains have been made in the amounts of property taxes collected in recent years, Mexico still lags when that revenue is measured in terms of gross domestic product. Mexico was at the bottom of the list of countries in 2012, the most recent year for which figures are available, tied with the Netherlands and Estonia with property tax revenues representing just 0.3% of GDP. Mexico collected a total of US $2.7 billion in 2012, which was only about a million dollars more than in 1980. although the number of cases decreased by 2% last year, the financial impact increased by 3%. Credit card fraud accounted for 48% of the total. Savings deposits were next, then debit card fraud and prepaid card fraud. It seems as though people can find ways to steal from any system. The banks with the highest number of registered fraud claims were Banamex (800,046), Bancomer (713,486), Santander (534,245), Banorte (261,862), HSBC (172,081), Banco Azteca (137,463), Scotiabank (99,450), and Inbursa (52,345). Banco Azteca saw a 130% increase in cases, up from 59,657 claims in 2013. So now you know where your bank stands. Oh No! Mexico bought 30 Sukhoi Superjet 100 aircraft from Russia, costing a total of 5 .COM BY SANTIAGO VERDUGO December 14th, 2015 $1.78 billion. Haven’t we learned our lesson? Just this year Mexico hired the Ruuskies to send up a communications satellite, a very expensive item, and Russia’s rocket fizzled out and crashed back to Earth, totally destroying our satellite. So Mexico built another one and this time hired NASA to launch it for them. The deal went smooth as butter. Now they’re once again going the cut rate route? What are they thinking? Well, I’m thinking I’m not flying on them, that’s for sure. More Pemex grief. Pemex has opened five gas stations in Houston, Texas, hoping to cash in on all the Mexicans living there. More could follow if that goes well. Stations, not Mexicans. But that’s a big if, considering how nobody here feels the love for cheating Pemex stations. The company said in a statement that the Houston pilot project would allow it to measure the impact the Pemex brand has against American brands and identify business opportunities. Good luck with that. Hot gas. Federal authorities estimate that 30% of all gasoline and diesel sold in Mexico’s gas stations is stolen, a figure they hope will be reduced by new controls on fuel sales that take effect next year. There will be a registry of all commercial fuel transactions in which all gas stations must participate, although only half of Mexico’s 15,000 stations have begun the process of obtaining the permit they will need to continue operating. The registr y is intended to keep track of all fuel sales along the supply chain and ensure that all the fuel sold by gas stations has been legally sourced. The Federal Tax Administration, SAT, will also play a role in the process by cross-checking fuel sales against tax filings. With a 90-day processing period, stations that haven’t applied by the end of September will not be allowed to operate come January 1. So that’s about half of all gas stations. Well, this will be interesting. Is everyone a crook? The small village of Polixtepec, in the state of Guerrero, population 250, is under siege in the wake of violent confrontations between drug traffickers, community police and people from neighboring villages. Schools have been closed since all the teachers fled the town, as did the only nurse at the community’s health center. There is little food available. Before you start feeling too sorry for these people, the beef is a fall out among thieves. They’re fighting over control of opium poppy cultivation, which the locals admit they grow. But they say they are not criminals, only farmers. Well, if you grow opium instead of food, yeah, you might be a farmer who goes hungry. Cheap gas. Of the other kind. Propane prices could plunge. As in 30%. Changes are coming with the liberation of import rules that take effect January 1. These include the liberation of import restrictions in 2016 and the elimination of price controls the year after. The first will see private companies being allowed to import gas themselves, rather than go through Pemex, the state oil monopoly. At present, a firm such as Grupo Tomza buys its gas in the U.S. and transports it to Mexico, where it is purchased by Pemex, the only company allowed to import the product. Tomza then buys it back from Pemex and sells to consumers. As of January, Tomza will be able to bypass Pemex, but gas prices will still be subject to regulation by authorities. Then in 2017, supply and demand continued on page 12 Moving Services Local and International, move just 1 piece of furniture or an entire household! USA and Mexico Insured. 30+ years experience in USA and Mexico Call Diaz Moving for a free estimate: San Diego (619) 822-2615 Tijuana (664) 206-1033 Rosarito (661) 100-1053 6 December 14th, 2015 .COM How The Christmas Tree Got Its Angel What, you thought we were going to forget this this year? C’mon, it’s a GG tradition BY CRYSTAL SNOW One Christmas season long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves called in sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were knocked up and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. And as he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked under the load and the bag of toys fell to the ground, scattering toys everywhere. Now thoroughly frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee fortified with a dollop of whiskey. But when he looked into the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had got into the liquor and there was nothing left. In his frustration, he lost his grip on the coffee pot and it fell to the floor, breaking into smitherings. Grabbing the broom to clean up the mess, he found that mice had eaten the straw. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door. He opened the door with a mighty swoosh, and standing there was the cutest little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very possibly with just a tad too much cheer, “Merry Christmas Santa. Isn’t it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?” Thus began the tradition of the little angel perched on top of the Christmas tree. , New Year’s Party! Carnival Night w/ “ La Sonora Dinamita“ Band DINNER • DANCE • LIVE MUSIC Reservations and more info: Ph. (661) 613-2308 [email protected] KM 35.5 Tij-Ens Free Road. Rosarito, Baja JUST HOW MANY CHARITIES... continued from page 1 to keep their doors open and their ambulance service going full bore. Primo Tapia has a new second hand store for the Cruz Roja, with local folks volunteering their time to run it. Without money harvested from several charity events all year long, lives might be lost waiting for an ambulance. Our Rosie Pena is the driving force behind this oldest of Baja charities. A non profit usually helps by providing education, nourishment, shelter, or medical services to needy people around the world. None are more needed than our Flying Samaritans who are actually a global charity. Here in Baja they provide free medical services to so many folks that would otherwise go without. They too have special holiday parties and events. The Boys and Girls Club needs volunteers and the Baja Scholarship Fund could always use a benefactor. The Baja Blues Fest is a huge happening every Guard Your Investment Profesional Community Management At Associa we know there are unique needs for every community that requires management. That’s why we provide transparent, customized homeowners association management, using the most rigorous financial safeguards in place to assure that your investment is secure We ensure the board that all properties are up to the community’s expectations. Depending on the individual need of the community, our goal is to improve the overall value of the community and the properties within it. From individual homes in open and gated communities to high rise condominiums with often absentee owners, we bring everyone into the circle of communication. Every community is unique and we have the scale and depth to take care of every one of those special needs. Beyond board meetings, accounting and budgeting, we take care of the things that you see and experience every day. We make sure the flower beds look fresh. We hire trained and licensed security personnel (and make sure the gates work properly too!). We even perform association and homeowner maintenance via Associa OnCall. We ensure the board that all properties are up to the community’s expectations. The list goes on, and we are there to be responsive to phone calls, emails and online requests via Associa Access. It’s a sense of professional service that we are proud to perform; it is our job to be knowledgeable and responsive, providing our “Five Star Service” for all clients, and we take that job very seriously. It is our goal at Associa to provide the best return on your association’s investment and for your residents to see that value every time they come home…across every property we serve. Rosarito Beach Office: Land line (664) 631-3331 Cell: (664)389-6493 Southern Baja: US 214 295 6245 Toll Free 1 (888) 613 2059 Email: [email protected] U.S. 5401 N. Central Expressway Dallas, TX 75205. 800 808 4882. www.associaonline.com Porque todos necesitamos opciones KM. 22 Ens-Tij Toll Road Baja, Mexico August at the Rosarito Beach Hotel to benefit several needy children’s charities but also asks for money during the holiday season. I can’t forget DIF, the family oriented charity traditionally lead by the mayor’s wife. There is also the good works of FROA, a foreign residents club. Those are just some of the people charities that come to mind, as we move on to the critter oriented charities that are very important to Baja life. When once we had many packs of wild dogs roaming our streets, we now have Baja Spay and Neuter headed by Robin Gunther who has dedicated her life to this charity. It’s a family affair with Rod, Jen and Adam heavily involved in the monthly spay and neuter clinics held all over Baja. Money is needed for the docs who work for very little and for supplies. The Baja Animal Sanctuary is our only no kill shelter in Northern Mexico started and still run by Sunny Benedict and her fantastic staff and volunteers. Food is always needed to feed the many animals in her care. No one is ever turned away. Our larger four legged friends live at All The Pretty horses where hay and feed as well as excellent care is given with the help of patrons like Robin Mackenzie the owner of Black Cross Winery. The winery sits on Pretty Horses property where money received from several events held throughout the year is donated to this worthy charity. Pretty Horses has saved many a starving and abused horse from being put continued on page 11 December 14th, 2015 Fish Report Fish Killers Of The Week BY GARY GRAHAM Coronado Islands Unsettled conditions with off-colored water continue to discourage many anglers from bothering to spend much time fishing the Baja Norte area. Those that have, found limited bottom action for reds, linkcod and a few scattered yellowtail. Inside the Islands, along the coast from the “Bull Ring” down to Salsipuedes, the halibut bite is beginning to heat up. As well there has been good calico bass action in the kelp beds. Outside the Islands, there are still schools of porpoise traveling with smaller yellowfin tuna. Best success has been trolling lures to get stopped, then holding the school with live anchovies. Also some kelp paddies strung out along the current breaks have been holding a few dorado. Ensenada Up and down weather meant that “Reel Adventure” had to pick their days when the weather laid down. On those nice, calm days they found good yellowtail fishing at Todos Santos Island. A 200-foot pinnacle yielded 11 fish weighing 15 to 25 pounds that couldn’t resist 6X Salas lures. What couldn’t be avoided was the ever-present sea lion nuisance; by using chunks of freshcaught bonito as a distraction, and heaving them as far from the stern of the boat as they could, they brought their yellows to gaff. San Quintin Weather-driven with some fog and cranky seas kept the boats on the trailers some days. However, on the good days, sea temps remained in the 68- to 70-degree range and the surface and bottom fishing was rewarding . . . yellows on surface iron at Isla San Martin plus reds and lingcods lurking on the bottom. Conditions were nice enough for some free divers take to the water with good results. Bahia de Los Angeles Winds prevailed recently; however when the winds backed off, the home guard yellowtail were found down deep. A few of the fish were in the 25-pound class according to several visitors who were there over Thanksgiving. The spotted bay bass were always an option if the winds came up along with a good mix of other bottom fish. Benitos Island Bob Hoose aboard a private sport fisher visiting the island found unusual conditions. Little kelp, virtually no calico bass and a wide open wahoo bite producing limits — another reminder of the ENSENADA BYPASS UNDER... 9:00 AM. Shoppers tend to come out around noon, just before traditional Mexican lunch time around 2:00 PM, which is also the time most students finish their classes. And this cycle starts again at 4:00 PM when most office workers drive back home, followed by the field workers around 6:00 PM, and it goes on like this for the whole day till late in the evening. So, it’s fair to say that rush hour in Ensenada is very much a day long phenomenon. Now the good news. A time consuming and expensive project is underway that will bypass the city of Ensenada entirely, connecting El Sauzal with Maneadero. The goal of the project is to build a highway that will begin on the Tijuana-Ensenada free road and conclude south of Maneadero with connecting to the trans-peninsula highway. This road will be a big time saver as well as lowering the levels of frustration. The bypass is intended to be a quick way to transport heavy cargo and will keep the big trucks out of the urban area. continued from page 1 Hirata, the SCT (Secretary of Communications & Transportation), and the federal government provided $29 million for the modernization of the section between Chapultepec and Maneadero. That’s all very good, but it’s not going to solve the congestion problem. Take for example: Reforma and Costero, the main arteries pumping traffic through the middle of the city. A rush hour in Ensenada is not the typical rush hour as we think of it in the United States. The field workers usually start around 6:00 AM, most schools begin their lessons around 8:00 AM, and most office- and store workers open up for business around 7 .COM Erin & Tristan from Prescott, Arizona didn’t mind too much having fish blood on their hands. current “El Nino” influence along the West Coast of Baja and the United States. Gary Graham, http://www. garycgraham.com , Route of the new Ensenada bypass This will be of great benefit in the reduction of noise and air pollution, and, perhaps most significantly, to drivers of light vehicles that must deal with the damage to the roads caused by the heavy trucks. The not so good news is the work is going slowly. The project started way back in 2008, and there is no completion date in sight. Money tends to run faster than the progress on the road. Money is allocated year by year, not for the whole project. From 2008 to date 54 million dollars has been invested in the bypass, and now accounts for about 12 miles completed. A finished section of the road, which includes two bridges, is already as good as connected to Avenida Ruiz and a little further down to Rancho Verde. From there, an unpaved wide and lev- eled road and two half finished, already operational bridges go as far as to Montemar. Cutt i n g t h rou g h ro c k y mountains, in addition to soil works, drainage construction, and the construction of the bridges complicate the pace of this project. This is not easy terrain to build a road on. The bypass is a combined state and federal project that will have four lanes, gas stations and rest areas. For 2016’s budget, the mayor and local entrepreneurs will have to travel to Mexico City to beg for resources for another section to be completed in 2016. Interested in traveling what’s finished? Head to the Ruta del Vino Highway #3 EnsenadaTecate, past the industrial zone, and take the first ramp on the right. More information can be found on www.sidue.gob.mx. , 8 .COM December 14th, 2015 Calendar of Events All prices are in U.S. dollars unless otherwise noted. ROSARITO BEACH Every Sunday 4pm. Cultural Sundays in the park, featuring local Mexican and American dancers and musicians. At the IMAC in Abelardo L. Rodriguez park, west of Banamex. Different themes every Sunday. Sometimes food booths, other times vendors with food carts. Facebook IMAC Rosarito. Free. Every Second Wednesday (except December). 2pm. Friends of the Library meeting at main library of IMAC building next to Abelardo Rodríguez Park. Promotes reading and literacy in Rosarito. www.friendsofthelibrary.com. mx. Carmen Dominguez, 661-612-3659. [email protected] Good info for the English speaking community of charitable, community service and social organizations. www.unitedsocietyofbaja.org. Judy Westphal, 661-614-1113. [email protected] Every First Saturday. Noon-sundown. Open Studio Art Walk, a free tour of galleries in Rosarito Beach Hotel commercial center. Meet artists at work in their studios. pacothepainter@hotmail. com Every Third Saturday. 1pm. USBC, United Society of Baja California, monthly Potluck dinner, held at La Maroma Sports Bar, across from Burger King. Different theme evey month. 50/50 raffle. Live entertainment at Every Third Wednesday (except December). 10am. Flying Samaritans meeting at Villas del Mar clubhouse on free road 2 miles south of Rosarito. Volunteers provide free health services and clinics. www.flyingsamaritansrosarito.org. Susan Smith, 661-100-6066, U.S. 858-240-2360. [email protected] most events. Free for members and guests. Membership only $15 USD per year. Beverages ordered from the Bar at reduced Club prices. Every Third Wednesday (except December). 2-4pm. Bingo at Oceana Grill & Cafe, Blvd. Benito Juárez #907-24. Great prizes, 6 different games. Benefits Flying Samaritans. www. flyingsamaritansrosarito.org. Susan Smith, 661100-6066, U.S. 858-240-2360. susansmithz@ hotmail.com Every single day. AA “Grupo Gringo” meets daily in their meeting hall, #16 Mar Meditteraneo (two blocks behind Hotel Brisas del Mar). Meetings: Saturday, 3:00; Sunday, Monday, Thursday: 10:00 am; Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday: 6:00 pm. Additional meetings in Cantamar (just south of the footbridge) Tuesday and Friday, 10:00 am.. For more information, 661-614-1678. Every Wednesday, 12:00 pm. Writer’s Workshop at Eden Restaurant, (next to Cruz Roja Thrift Store). Published and unpublished writers welcome! Bring samples (3-7 pages) of your work to share. For more information, contact Marsh Cassady: [email protected]. Every Third Thursday. 9am. General Meeting for FRAO, Foreign Residents Assistance Office. Open to the public. Usually held at the Rosarito Beach Hotel, with parking validated. Sometimes held at other local sites. Breakfast occasionally provided, but always available. Different speakers brought in to inform or address issues of concern to foreigners living in Mexico. [email protected] Every Friday. 4pm. Spanish class main library, by IMAC, in Abelardo Rodriguez park behind BanaMex. Beginner level class with Sylvia. Free but donation appreciated. Every First Saturday. 10am. United Society of Baja California (USBC) general meeting at Casa Blanca Restaurant, Rosarito Beach Hotel. January 11. Monday. 430 pm. Best of Baja Awards Gala — Margarita House, San Felipe February 22 to 24. Monday to Wednesday. Baja Whale Watching Tour with the Baja Good Life Club. Members: $175/person Non-Members: $215/person. email [email protected], or call 686-230-9933. January 31, Sunday, time TBA. Rosarito Theatre Guild Annual Wine Tasting Event and Auction. Save the date! Details coming. February 28 to March 1. Friday to Sunday. Rosarito Theater Guild presents: Ladies Day at Emerson’s Bar and Grill. 664- 609-3451 Box Office. Every Wednesday, 12:00 pm. Writer’s Workshop at Eden Restaurant, (next to Cruz Roja Thrift Store). Published and unpublished writers welcome! Bring samples (3-7 pages) of your work to share. Marsh Cassady: marshcassady@yahoo. com. Every Second Thursday. 10am. Cruz Roja volunteers general meeting at Rosarito Beach Hotel. Provides assistance in case of accidents or disasters. www.cruzrojarosarito.org.mx. Rosie Pena, 664-976-0613, U.S. 619-621-0292. [email protected] Community Center in Tijuana 01 664 593 1400 [email protected] Give a gift of hope by giving a Christmas present to these disadvantaged children. Here is your chance to make a child smile a Smile of Hope. December 13 to 25. Sunday to Friday. Voting continues for Best of Baja Awards. December 16. Wednesday. 12 to 3 pm. Holiday Painting Class with Janine at Paradise Cove Tiki Bar and Grill, maybe. Location not confirmed yet. $30. Includes all art supplies. PayPal [email protected]. Payment required one week prior to class. If you cannot/ will not use PayPal, pay at the Baja Glass Art Studio Thursday-Sunday, 12-5. Working on gift certificates redeemable for future group or individual private instruction. December 16. Wednesday. 5 to 8 pm. Light Your Christmas — Playas de Tijuana December 20. Sunday. 8am. Moto X Bike Rosarito. A Motocross & Mountain Bike combined race. https://endurancecui.active.com/event-reg/ select-race?e=29432953 . December 20. Sunday. 530 pm. San Diego Bay Parade of Lights. Free. More than 80 lavishly decorated boats. From Shelter Island past Harbor Island, the Embarcadero, Seaport Village, and Ferry Landing in Coronado. http://www. sdparadeoflights.org/ December 27. Sunday. 9am to 12 pm. The Smile of Hope — Fracc. Tecolote March 2 to 6. Monday to Friday. Baja Cancer Walk. 100 miles, 5 days walk for money to fight cancer, through the San Felipe Baja California Desert. Call 686-230-9933 or email [email protected] May 7, 2016. Saturday. 10am. Rosarito to Ensenada 50 mile Bike Ride. August 26 to 28. Friday to Sunday. Baja sand castle build 2016 — Rosarito Beach Hotel October 12 to15. Wednesday to Sunday. 7th Annual Int’l Mariachi y Ballet Folklorico Festival — Rosarito Beach Hotel ENSENADA Every Monday. 7pm. Ceart Cine Club. Films about dance with “Billy Elliot” April 13, “Five Dances” April 20, “Desert Dancer” April 27. English with Spanish subtitles. Foro Experimental of Centro Estatal de las Artes (CEART) on Blvd. Costero (Lázaro Cárdenas) & Av. Club Rotario. Free. CEART, 646-173-4307. Every First & Third Wednesday. 10:30am. Club Compañeros de Baja Norte general meeting at clubhouse on Calle Mazatlán #256 in Fracc. Acapulco, 1 mile south of Ensenada. Lunch $6 donation. Multicultural, multilingual, nonprofit service and social club. Nancy McKee, 646-1745011, U.S. 619-207-4325. [email protected] Fourth Thursday. Red Hat Society lunch at various local restaurants. Tillie Foster, cell 646-171-5292. [email protected] Every Friday. 7:30-9:30pm. Live world and cultural music at El Callejón Colectivo Culinario, Floresta #320 near southern Blvd. Costero extension, Fracc. Acapulco, 1 1/2 miles south of Ensenada. Free. Performer schedule with Alex O., cell 646-101-0812. [email protected] Every Friday 7:30 pm. Live music at El Callejon Colectivo Culinario; Floresta #320, Fracc. Acapulco, Ensenada. Alex Orendain, [email protected], 646120-8004; www.elcallejoncolectivoculinario.com. December 14th, 2015 Grueling Bike Race Over The Sierras Tough terrain, tough weather, but the tough keep going BY DAVE KAMENA A Facebook message inviting me to ride in a 100 kilometer, (58 mile), mountain bike race was not what I was expecting in early November. Especially not from an English Oyster farmer the invitation to torture myself on my bike instead. The race starts every year in the small town of El Hongo up the mountains east of Tecate where that big scary prison is. These Did we mention this bike ride was grueling? named Mark. This time of the year usually finds me duck diving scary waves in cold water, but the cold water is gone and the waves haven’t been scary so I accepted 9 .COM guys had been riding this 96 km 57 mile route since 2004, when the race started with a few guys that were bored with watching futbol on TV and wanted to see just how cold and rainy it could get up in the Sierra Juarez that time of the year. The event is held ‘rain or shine’ which is proudly written across the T shirt. That means the $10 you paid to get your number is non-refundable. Bring your rain jacket and your bike tools and ride! The route follows the basic spine of the coastal range called the Sierra Juarez. These mountains host a fantastic range of flora and fauna including a blue mountain lake and many famous rock climbing routes. All are connected by the usual Baja dirt roads winding between secret ranches, which are really what make Baja so ideal for off road adventures. The finish line is in Ojos Negros, right in the middle of town between taco stands and Tecate stores. The ride itself started with a long semi paved downhill. There were more than 400 bikes going really fast really close to each other. So many bad things could happen at any moment, and you either love or hate that. It seemed like there were hundreds of riders who loved it, and the group moved en masse towards the first big climb. The mountain climbs out of a lower basin filled with brown rocky hills and Mexicali summer houses. On this particular climb you could see the top from pretty much the whole climb which kind of intensifies the suffering. Ignorance is sometimes bliss on a long hill climb and I prefer not to know where the top is. In all fairness to the Baja Ultra endurance bike race held in October, this was not a difficult climb and I did not throw up. (Shout out to Jorge Trujillo!). Upon topping out on the first mountain pass you could see the huge elevated basin we were to ride across. The next 40 miles or so would be some down but mostly up. We rode through huge crowned oaks, burned land re-establishing itself, pine forests, and dry lakebeds. Otherworldly rock formations and remote peaks begged to be explored at almost every turn. After a long winding section through a sand dune forest full of Indian signs (I don’t know how else to explain that part), the track turned down for almost ten miles, ending in a huge flat agricultural valley that I figured must be Ojos Negros. As predicted by my oyster farmer friend the wind was blasting straight into our faces on a dusty, straight, extremely wash boarded road. I knew from my odometer that we would be enduring this brutal road for the next ten miles. At this point we were 55 miles into it and the pain where my body met the seat was intense. Of course, I know this pain well and knew it was coming so I knew that I could Don’t Risk Jail Time in Mexico! Federal law requires drivers in Mexico to have a minimum of $300,000 Liability Insurance 3 Days Liability Ins. Only $39 dlls 1Year Liability Ins. Only $189 dlls www.insuranceinbaja.com Ph. (664) 158-0472 • In the Rosarito Beach Hotel strip mall on Benito Juarez Blvd. ignore it. Kind of. Did I mention that the washboards had soft sand in between each bump, so if you stopped pedaling for even a second you would spin out and stop? A team of kids who had been pestering me all day passed me so I filed in behind them and ruined their day at the finish line as they mistakenly thought they had beat the Gringo guy. Not today! The finish line in town was celebrated in typical Mexican fashion with food, drinks, music, and the world famous friendship and camaraderie of the Baja Mexican people. , exhibits, and the photography exposition called Conservation Successes in Baja California. The entrance to the museum will set you back a little less than 4 bucks and they say you can finish your tour in less than 2 hours. Are you going to hand out in the smoky casino all day again, or are you going to go down to the new museum? Fear the walking dead. The second season of the prequel to the famous The Walking Dead television series is set to be filmed in Rosarito Beach and our governor Kiko Vega is saying that this DISCOUNT PHARMACY DELIVERY SERVICE IN TOWN • UP TO 40% OFF CALL US (661) 613.2999 K38 On the Free Road to Ens. In the Plaza, next to Baja Calypso Open from 8AM - 7PM • Sundays 10AM - 8PM QUE PASA IN BAJA?... continued from page 2 of the stilly town. Baby blue whale corpse. A dead baby blue whale washed ashore on the beach in Ensenada. The 27 foot long baby was there for a couple of days until the Zofemat and the environmental agency staff dug a hole to bury the creature in the sand. Authorities haven’t been able to determine the cause of death but curious bystanders were alarmed because a couple of seagulls where also lying dead by the sides of the whale. Don’t mama seagulls teach their young not to put stuff in their mouth that they find on the ground? That’s motherhood 101. Museum finally half open. After more than 8 years consolidating, the caracol (Spanish for snail) museum in Ensenada was finally opened this last week. With only three exhibitions open for now the museum still has a long way to go, but what you can see now is the Earth Room, Poles in danger, The Totoaba: A giant of the high gulf of California sole production is bringing us a direct economic benefit of about $35 million USD. The 15 episodes of the season will be filmed here in approximately 24 weeks. Lots of people have been asking us about the flyers they are seeing looking for extras for a film production. Although the casting company has been tight lipped on which show or film they are hiring for, we’re thinking it’s most likely this one. If you want to be a part of this or any other filming production here in Baja contact the Barbarella casting agency at their facebook page “Agencia BarbarellaCasting” for more information. Good year for Rosarito. Silvano Abarca, mayor of Rosarito, stated that tourism has risen a whopping 18% in just one year (2014 vs 2015). “This historical advancement in tourism says a lot about what we have accomplished regarding the recovery of the trust that the tourist has on us, and this leaves us enthusiastically waiting for 2016 as we think it’s going to be even better”, said the mayor. continued on page 11 10 Gringos Sue To Stop Energy Wind Farm Mexicans profiting from it is not their concern BY SUE YU Ejido people along the border were trying to scratch a living out of the rocky ridge line just south of the border. Then, they were offered money if they would allow wind mills to be erected on their land. As in about $2,000 U.S. a month. To each member of the communally held land in the ejido. They are happy campers, receiving more money than they ever imagined getting - and getting it for doing nothing. All of the electricity is sold to San Diego Gas & Electric through a cross-border transmission line. The project is part of a statewide scramble for renewable energy, as California must get half of its electricity from renewables by 2030. To help achieve that goal, Energia Sierra Juarez plans to expand its production capacity by nearly an additional 700 percent, building hundreds of additional turbines on the mountain range. But the entire project is being challenged in court in the United States, by neighbors who don’t want the unsightly turbines, even across the border in Mexico. California resident, says the green energy rush is on, whether it’s actually beneficial or not. She’s leading the lawsuit against Energia Sierra Juarez and the U.S. government agencies that in roller shades screen Valid thru Dec. 2015 Classified Ads Easy Sign Up NEXT DEADLINE IS TUESDAY, DECEMBER 22th, 2015 Phone It or Text It In You can call or text Oliver at (646) 179 4599 Mail It In You can mail it along with your check to: Oliver Quintero, PMB-80 PO BOX 189003, Coronado, CA, 92178 Make check payable to Gringo Gazette Email It In How easy are those choices? Hint: Very easy. Cost is only 80 cents a word, and that includes posting your ad in our online version as well as the printed edition. We do take credit cards. Total Words ____________ Times 80 Cents A Word X .80 Total Amount Owed ____________ Wind farm near here offends Gringos living just north of the border approved the project. The lawsuit claims the project violates U.S. and California environmental laws that protect the endangered peninsular bighorn sheep, golden eagles and other wildlife on the mountain range. We are manufacturers of Shutters & Rollers s REE Estimate 23 yrs Exp. - F bors just see the cash and the present, and are not inclined to worry about anything else, much less the future, while on the U.S. side of the border Donna Tisdale continues her legal battle, saying she doesn’t blame the Mexicans for accepting the project on their land, but that she’s not inclined to worry about taking away their livelihood. , Here’s The Run Down On... Ph. (661) 100-2186. Showroom: Blvd. Benito Juarez #16-A, Rosarito Across from Bonanova Hospital One of the parties to the law suite, a retired fireman, says the wind mills are a fire threat, especially during drought. He says something is bound to go up in smoke, what with the 47 windmills, a nearly five-mile cross border transmission line, and 25 miles of new roads that service it all. Donna Tisdale, a Boulevard legal because it was approved by Mexico’s national environmental agency, whose representative in Baja, Alfonso Blancafort. He says it not only meets the environmental impact requirements, it also fights climate change and helps mitigate global warming problems. Blancafort says Mexico is benefiting from the project, even though it’s not getting any of the electricity. Jose Mercado, one of the ejido people who gets two grand a month for the windmills on his property, says he and his neigh- You can email it to [email protected] • Wooden Horizontal • Carpet • Duo Shades • Laminated Flooring • Roman Shades • Synthetic Grass • Motorized Systems 10% OFF December 14th, 2015 .COM continued from page 3 The range straddles the border, and environmentalists say that even though the turbines a r e located on the Mexican side, environmental impacts have spread to the U.S. side as well because the two habitats are interconnected and interdependent. Defendants to the lawsuit counter that the project is completely Cruz Roja has just opened an additional clinic to serve the communities south of Rosarito. There is currently an ambulance at the Primo Tapia Cruz Roja clinic from 11am to 7pm every day. For people living south of Rosarito by 15 minutes or more, this is extremely good news. It currently takes an ambulance coming from Rosarito almost 25 minutes to reach La Mision. And don’t forget, there is another 25 minutes back to CALL ME FOR GREAT BARGAINS on houses, lots and rentals! bill’s baja bargains 760554-4238 mex:01646-1550029 gracias! mexico-real-estate@ hotmail.com CHRISTMAS SWAP MEET-meet at Casa Viejo Winery in San Antonio de las Minas. Sunday dec. 6th. 11-3. Email : bajaheidchen@gmail .com for more info or free vendor space THEE HANDYMAN CAN! No job too small Complete knowledge of construction Also the hospital. If you’re having a heart attack, you could be a goner. The plan is to have the ambulance at the Primo Tapia clinic 24/7 in the future. This is very good news if you can’t schedule our emergencies between 11 and 7. In order to help raise the funds needed for this new service, ($2,500 a month USD), a Cruz Roja Primo Tapia thrift store has opened its doors. Reg- detailed cleaning Call: 661-1109596 e-Mail: [email protected] SINGLE MALE looking for double jointed super model who grows her own pot. Open minded twin sister a plus. Me, famous and well paid newspaper columnist, quite handsome. Call 646 179 4599 and ask for Santiago. BEACH FRONT DUPLEX. KM 22, Next to Baja Malibu. 2 Bedroom, 2 Bath, 2 Living rooms, lease land. 100 yards to the beach. US: 909-939-5008 MX: 664-631-2447 ular hours will be 10am to 3pm from Tuesday through Saturday. Additional fundraising events and increasing membership in the Primo Tapia chapter will also help. So what can you do? The most obvious thing is to join Cruz Roja Primo Tapia. It costs $20 per person annually. You can stop by the thrift store during their regular business hours continued on page 12 Free Some Space @ Home!! Office Hours: 9am-5pm • Closed Wednesday Gate Hours 8am-6pm Everyday Storage space starting from $50 monthly Now offering moving services! KM 40.5 Free Road in Rosarito Ph. (661) 614 1642 • US. (619) 797 8097 [email protected] www.bajapublicstorage.com December 14th, 2015 Baja Blues Fest Spreads... continued from page 4 dren, and a Mardi Gras Ball in February. Attendance this year for all 3 days was 3100, with Saturday being far and away the biggie with 2075 music fans attending. That day 6% filled out a survey which showed 43% were first timers, 82% came from the US, 64% were older than dirt. Well, over the age of 60. 41% were retired, 38% stayed in a hotel, 30% rented a house or condo, 42% earn $50K to $75K, 17% earned $75k to $100K, and 26% said their income is none of anybody’s bees wax. Total gross for the event was $37,000, takeaway expenses of $21,500, and takeaway retained earnings to jump start next year’s event of $5000, leaves about $10,000 to give to the various local charities. Alameda was beaming, saying this is the most they have ever had to give. Baja Blues Fest 2016 is set next year for August 19, 20 and 21. For information, check out www.bajabluesfest.org. They can always use more volunteers, and more sponsors. Sign up with Jackie Alameda at Click-on postal and internet place on the free road in Puerto Nuevo, or go online. , you parcel out what you have, it’s a job well done. Visit an orphanage at Christmas and watch the faces light up when finding their own Barbie doll or Hot Wheel set of cars. It’s a feeling you won’t forget and your Christmas is bound to be a little merrier and meaningful. , QUE PASA IN BAJA?... continued from page 9 The mayor announced an investment of more than $6 million USD for a dry marina and a boat ramp south of Puerto Nuevo in order to help develop 11 .COM the diving industry now that the artificial reef has been opened. Also announced was the investment of more than $20 million dollars for the construction of a much needed hotel near the Baja convention center. Just how does anyone expect to fill a convention center without providing a place to stay? What were the builders of that facility thinking? Fender guitars in Ensenada. The cultural center in Ensenada opened an exhibition of 35 fender electric guitars. All the guitars are property of the Fender Musical Instruments company New Years Eve Party! $30 USD 3 plates to choose from: Slow cooked Ribs, Fish fillet in hibiscus and wine sauce or Filet mignon. Soup, salad and a glass of wine included in Ensenada and they show the evolution of the electric guitar through time. The exhibition will be open until the end of the year and its made as an homage to the late Leo Clarence Fender, founder of the Fender company. On the old Splash location KM 52 Free Road Rosarito-Ensenada The Fender factory has been in Ensenada for 28 years and it’s an important part of the local economy, providing jobs to many local people. It was one of the first world-renowned brands to set up shop in Ensenada, and many have followed after that. , JUST HOW MANY CHARITIES... continued from page 6 down. We have other spay and neuter charities like Baja Exiles and many more too. We all have our favorite causes, but still wish we could respond to the deluge of invitations from so many more. Unfortunately, most of us can not afford to be as generous as we would like to be. Maybe we should think about splitting up our donated clothes to give to some and saving a bit from our food money or buying less for our family that have so much so our Mexican neighbors can enjoy a bountiful Christmas. However Subs or we’ll tcribe!! kitty und hrow the er Go to pa the bus ge 4 David Flores [email protected] Cell (624) 121-1214 12 December 14th, 2015 .COM No U.S. Passports For Tax Scofflaws This one’s gonna hurt BY ORLANDO GOTAY By now you may have heard about the passport provisions of the Transportation Bill currently being considered by Congress. This is the most recent attempt by Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) to take passports away from people who have “seriously delinquent” tax debt. If enacted into law, those who owe more than $50,000 could be in for a bad surprise. Under the bill, the IRS could choose to let the Treasur y Department know a person was seriously delinquent. T h i s means over $50,000 in debt, (interest and penalties are included in arriving at that dollar amount), and having a previously filed lien or a levy to collect the tax. Thos e wit h inst a l lment agreements, offers in compromise or collection due process hearings would not be includable as “seriously delinquent”. However –this is not explicit in the bill but I can tell—liabilities labeled “currently not collectible” by the IRS could be “seriously delinquent” despite being uncollectible. So, on one side, the IRS could acknowledge that the debt is not currently collectible because the taxpayer doesn’t have the means to pay—and on the other hand, report it away to the Treasury Department. Names reported to Treasury would be turned over to the State Department. State, in turn, would not authorize issuance or renewal of passports for those on the list. It also can, but is not required to revoke previously issued passports. As a side note, not providing a social security number would be grounds for denial of a passport. There are many U.S. citizens out there— especially abroad— who do not have a social security number, an exceptionally difficult thing to get while residing overseas. Especially in the expat context, where huge penalties IRS, the U.S. Tax Court and other taxing agencies. His love of things Mexican has led him to devote part of his practice to the tax matters of U.S. expats in Mexico. He can be reached at [email protected]. , La Mision Rentals & Sales Ph. 760-250-7055 www.bajatom.com • [email protected] WHAT’S GOING ON IN THIS... continued from page 5 will actually kick in. This week although the international price for LPG was 4 pesos per kilo, Pe- Houses for Rent from $300 month Lots for Sale from $20K • Houses for Sale from $50K propane gas consumption for domestic use is said to be the highest in the world, used by 80% of the population. , Here’s The Run Down On... continued from page 10 arise quickly for failure to file something as simple as an information return, these developments are cause for alarm. Thank Sen. Hatch for his diligence. Meanwhile, the Transportation bill has another gem that should not go unexamined. It also requires the IRS to turn over to private debt collectors, part of its old inventory of uncollected tax liabilities. The IRS had authority to do this, but the new bill would instead require the IRS to contract with outside bill collectors. The Congress is clearly mad at the IRS. Some in Congress are mad at expats in general. Stay tuned. Orlando Gotay is a California licensed tax attorney (with a Master of Laws in Taxation) admitted to practice before the mex was selling it to distributors for 9.2 pesos. By the time it gets to the consumer, a 20-kilogram tank costs 280 pesos. However, Landeros predicts that price will drop to 200 pesos, a significant change in a countr y whose Subs or we’ll tcribe!! kitty und hrow the er Go to pa the bus ge 28 to fill out your application and fork over your $20. You can also contact Lana Jordan Juvinall at [email protected] for more details. She is the chapter chairperson for the Cruz Roja Primo Tapia chapter board. You could also get around to cleaning out that closet/storage room/garage and donate all that stuff that you thought you might use someday to the thrift store to help it get going. They need gently used clothing, household goods in good condition, books, shoes, and jewelry. The Primo Tapia thrift store can work magic and turn that unused stuff into a 24/7 ambulance. The thrift store is located on the free road in Primo Tapia across from Pollo Asil. Donations can be dropped off at the thrift store during their regular hours. For more information contact Valerie Valle, thrift store chairperson: valv16@msn. com. Or you could make a donation of cash (checks or money orders also work), volunteer at the thrift store, support a fundraiser or check with either Lana or Valerie to see if they can use your special skills. They are currently looking for help in website design and maintenance, social media, and marketing. , Super Special! SENIORS 50% OFF YOUR CHECK* showing this ad Located Inside *Restrictions apply. Valid only on El Meson Restaurant. Open 3PM to 10PM Only on orders for adults 55 or older. One coupon per customer. Not valid on lobster, steaks or molcajetes. Valid thru Dec. 2015.