THE TRUE MEANING OF HANUKKAH
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THE TRUE MEANING OF HANUKKAH
Volume 35, December 2012 WOULD I LIE TO YOU? NEWS „ EDITORIALS „ SPORTS „ MOVIES „ RESTAURANTS „ CARTOONS “QUIET NUMBSKULLS, I’M BROADCASTING” THE TRUE MEANING OF HANUKKAH By Hilary Leila Krieger-New York Times-December 8, 2012 WHEN my brother was in kindergarten, where he was the only Jewish student, a parent organizing enrichment activities asked my mother to tell the class the story of Hanukkah. My mother obligingly brought in a picture book and began to read about foreign conquerors who were not letting Jews in ancient Israel worship freely, even defiling their temple, until a scrappy group led by the Maccabee family overthrew one of the most powerful armies in the world and won their liberty. The woman was horrified. 1 The Hanukkah story, she interrupted, was not about war. It was about the miracle of an oil lamp that burned for eight days without replenishing. She urged my mother to close the book. My mother refused. The woman wasn‘t alone. Many Americans, Jews as well as Christians, think that the legend of the longlasting oil is the root of Hanukkah‘s commemoration. And perhaps that mistake is no surprise, given that for many the holiday has morphed into ―Christmas for Jews,‖ echoing the message of peace on earth accompanied by gift giving. In doing so, the holiday‘s own message of Jewish survival and faith has been diluted. Hanukkah is one of the most widely celebrated Jewish holidays in America. But unlike Rosh Hashana, Yom Kippur and Passover (or even the lesser-known Sukkot and Shavuot), all of which are explicitly mentioned in the Torah, Hanukkah gets only a brief, sketchy reference in the Talmud, the voluminous collection of Jewish oral law and tradition written down hundreds of years after the Maccabees‘ revolt. There for the first time the miracle of the oil is recorded: the ancient temple in Jerusalem held an eternal flame, but after the desecration by the foreign invaders — including the sacrificing of pigs, a non-kosher animal, on the altar — only one day‘s worth of purified oil remained. Yet the faithful went ahead and lighted it. The oil burned in the rededicated temple for eight days, long enough for a new supply to arrive. Hence the practice of lighting candles for eight nights to observe Hanukkah, which means dedication in Hebrew. (Perhaps just as significantly, the reference to oil also gave rise to a holiday tradition of eating foods like potato pancakes and doughnuts that had been cooked in it.) Though Hanukkah is a minor Jewish holiday, 19th-century activists in America promoted it to encourage their coreligionists to take pride in their heritage. During the 20th century it was embraced more broadly by 2 Jews who wanted to fit in with other Americans celebrating the holiday season — and to make their kids feel better about not getting anything from Santa. It helped, of course, that Hanukkah falls near Christmas on the calendar and traditionally involved candles and small monetary gifts. Over time, children began receiving grander presents, and Hanukkah-themed season‘s greeting cards proliferated. Some families even started to purchase ―Hanukkah bushes,‖ small trees often decked out with Stars of David and miniature Maccabees. By the 1980s, when I was a child, menorahs had been placed next to mangers in the public square and Hanukkah songs had been incorporated into winter holiday concerts. Despite this recognition, I still felt excluded enough to brag to classmates that my holiday was better than Christmas, since it had eight days of gift giving, instead of one. While elevating Hanukkah does a lot of good for children‘s morale, ignoring or sanitizing its historical basis does a great disservice to the Jewish past and present. The original miracle of Hanukkah was that a committed band of people led a successful uprising against a much larger force, paving the way for Jewish independence and perhaps keeping Judaism itself from disappearing. It‘s an amazing story, resonant with America‘s own founding, that offers powerful lessons about standing up for one‘s convictions and challenging those in power. Many believe the rabbis in the Talmud recounted the miracle of the light alongside the military victory because they did not want to glorify war. That in itself is an important teaching, as are the holiday‘s related messages of renewal, hope and turning away from darkness. But it‘s a story with dark chapters as well, including the Maccabean leaders‘ religious zealotry, forced conversions and deadly attacks on their neighbors. These transgressions need to be grappled with. And that is precisely what the most important Jewish holidays do: Jews on Passover spill out wine from their glasses to acknowledge Egyptian suffering caused by the 10 plagues, and congregations at Rosh Hashana read and struggle with God‘s order to Abraham to bind his son Isaac as a sacrifice. If we‘re going to magnify Hanukkah, we should do so because it offers the deeper meaning and opportunity for introspection that the major Jewish holidays provide. 3 IN THIS ISSUE: The True Meaning of Hanukkah…………………………pages 1-3 Animal Conservation……………………………………….pages 5-27 Science………………………………………………………page 28 The Arts……………………………………………………..pages 29-38 Museums……………………………………………………pages 39-40 The Holocaust………………………………………………pages 41-43 Entertainment……………………………………………….pages 44-49 Health………………………………………………………..pages 50-51 Obituaries……………………………………………………pages 52-53 Humor………………………………………………………..pages 54-57 Editorials……………………………………………………..pages 58-61 WOULD I LIE TO YOU? Staff: Gary C. Fink, King & Editor in Chief (It‘s good to be King) Scott Paulson, Co-Editor, dissenting opinion Scandinavian Correspondent J Cheever Loophole, Counsel & Witness Protection Program Coordinator Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush, Environment Editor JoAnn Fink, Censor & Queen in Waiting, Severest Critic Otis B. Driftwood, Overseas Correspondent Randy Evert, Occasional Minor Contributor S. Quentin Quale, Consulting Ornithologist Robin ‗Bob‘ Matell, Major Contributor of Minor Articles! Contact: Would I Lie to You? 608 Second Ave S, #181 Minneapolis, MN 55402 612/337-1041 612/339-7687 fax [email protected] 4 TIRED OF LISTENING TO THESE BOZOS? YEAR END ANIMAL CONSERVATION ISSUE 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 ELEPHANTS DYING IN EPIC FRENZY AS IVORY FUELS WARS AND PROFITS By Jeffrey Gettleman-New York Times-September 3, 2012 GARAMBA NATIONAL PARK, Democratic Republic of Congo — In 30 years of fighting poachers, Paul Onyango had never seen anything like this. Twenty-two dead elephants, including several very young ones, clumped together on the open savanna, many killed by a single bullet to the top of the head. There were no tracks leading away, no sign that the poachers had stalked their prey from the ground. The tusks had been hacked away, but none of the meat — and subsistence poachers almost always carve themselves a little meat for the long walk home. Several days later, in early April, the Garamba National Park guards spotted a Ugandan military helicopter flying very low over the park, on an unauthorized flight, but they said it abruptly turned around after being detected. Park officials, scientists and the Congolese authorities now believe that the Ugandan military — one of the Pentagon‘s closest partners in Africa — killed the 22 elephants from a helicopter and spirited away more than a million dollars‘ worth of ivory. ―They were good shots, very good shots,‖ said Mr. Onyango, Garamba‘s chief ranger. ―They even shot the babies. Why? It was like they came here to destroy everything.‖ Africa is in the midst of an epic elephant slaughter. Conservation groups say poachers are wiping out tens of thousands of elephants a year, more than at any time in the previous two decades, with the underground ivory trade becoming increasingly militarized. Like blood diamonds from Sierra Leone or plundered minerals from Congo, ivory, it seems, is the latest conflict resource in Africa, dragged out of remote battle zones, easily converted into cash and now fueling conflicts across the continent. Some of Africa‘s most notorious armed groups, including the Lord‘s Resistance Army, the Shabab and Darfur‘s janjaweed, are hunting down elephants and using the tusks to buy weapons and sustain their mayhem. Organized crime syndicates are linking up with them to move the ivory around the world, exploiting turbulent states, porous borders and corrupt officials from sub-Saharan Africa to China, law enforcement officials say. 16 But it is not just outlaws cashing in. Members of some of the African armies that the American government trains and supports with millions of taxpayer dollars — like the Ugandan military, the Congolese Army and newly independent South Sudan‘s military — have been implicated in poaching elephants and dealing in ivory. Congolese soldiers are often arrested for it. South Sudanese forces frequently battle wildlife rangers. Interpol, the international police network, is now helping to investigate the mass elephant killings in the Garamba park, trying to match DNA samples from the animals‘ skulls to a large shipment of tusks, marked ―household goods,‖ recently seized at a Ugandan airport. The vast majority of the illegal ivory — experts say as much as 70 percent — is flowing to China, and though the Chinese have coveted ivory for centuries, never before have so many of them been able to afford it. China‘s economic boom has created a vast middle class, pushing the price of ivory to a stratospheric $1,000 per pound on the streets of Beijing. High-ranking officers in the People‘s Liberation Army have a fondness for ivory trinkets as gifts. Chinese online forums offer a thriving, and essentially unregulated, market for ivory chopsticks, bookmarks, rings, cups and combs, along with helpful tips on how to smuggle them (wrap the ivory in tinfoil, says one Web site, to throw off X-ray machines). Last year, more than 150 Chinese citizens were arrested across Africa, from Kenya to Nigeria, for smuggling ivory. And there is growing evidence that poaching increases in elephant-rich areas where Chinese construction workers are building roads. ―China is the epicenter of demand,‖ said Robert Hormats, a senior State Department official. ―Without the demand from China, this would all but dry up.‖ He said that Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, who condemned conflict minerals from Congo a few years ago, was pushing the ivory issue with the Chinese ―at the highest levels‖ and that she was ―going to spend a considerable amount of time and effort to address this, in a very bold way.‖ Foreigners have been decimating African elephants for generations. ―White gold‖ was one of the primary reasons King Leopold II of Belgium turned Congo into his own personal fief in the late 19th century, leading to the brutal excesses of the upriver ivory stations thinly fictionalized in Joseph Conrad‘s novel ―Heart of Darkness‖ and planting the seeds for Congo‘s free fall today. Ivory Coast got its name from the teeming elephant herds that used to frolic in its forests. Today, after decades of carnage, there is almost no ivory left. The demand for ivory has surged to the point that the tusks of a single adult elephant can be worth more than 10 times the average annual income in many African countries. In Tanzania, impoverished villagers are poisoning pumpkins and rolling them into the road for elephants to eat. In Gabon, subsistence hunters deep in the rain forest are being enlisted to kill elephants and hand over the tusks, sometimes for as little as a sack of salt. 17 Last year, poaching levels in Africa were at their highest since international monitors began keeping detailed records in 2002. And 2011 broke the record for the amount of illegal ivory seized worldwide, at 38.8 tons (equaling the tusks from more than 4,000 dead elephants). Law enforcement officials say the sharp increase in large seizures is a clear sign that organized crime has slipped into the ivory underworld, because only a well-oiled criminal machine — with the help of corrupt officials — could move hundreds of pounds of tusks thousands of miles across the globe, often using specially made shipping containers with secret compartments. The smugglers are ―Africa-based, Asian-run crime syndicates,‖ said Tom Milliken, director of the Elephant Trade Information System, an international ivory monitoring project, and ―highly adaptive to law enforcement interventions, constantly changing trade routes and modus operandi.‖ Conservationists say the mass kill-offs taking place across Africa may be as bad as, or worse than, those in the 1980s, when poachers killed more than half of Africa‘s elephants before an international ban on the commercial ivory trade was put in place. ―We‘re experiencing what is likely to be the greatest percentage loss of elephants in history,‖ said Richard G. Ruggiero, an official with the United States Fish and Wildlife Service. Some experts say the survival of the species is at stake, especially when many members of the African security services entrusted with protecting the animals are currently killing them. ―The huge populations in West Africa have disappeared, and those in the center and east are going rapidly,‖ said Andrew Dobson, an ecologist at Princeton. ―The question is: Do you want your children to grow up in a world without elephants?‖ ‘We Shoot First’ Garamba National Park is a big, beautiful sheet of green, 1,900 square miles, tucked in the northeastern corner of Congo. Picture a sea of chest-high elephant grass, swirling brown rivers, ribbons of papyrus and the occasional black-and-white secretary bird swooping elegantly through rose-colored skies. Founded in 1938, Garamba is widely considered one of Africa‘s most stunning parks, a naturalist‘s dream. But today, it is a battlefield, with an arms race playing out across the savanna. Every morning, platoons of Garamba‘s 140 wildlife rangers suit up with assault rifles, machine guns and rocket-propelled grenades. Luis Arranz, the park manager, wants to get surveillance drones, and the nonprofit organization that runs the park is considering buying night-vision goggles, flak jackets and pickup trucks with mounted machine guns. 18 ―We don‘t negotiate, we don‘t give any warning, we shoot first,‖ said Mr. Onyango, the chief ranger, who worked as a game warden in Kenya for more than 20 years. He rose to a high rank but lost his job after a poaching suspect died in his custody after being whipped. ―Out here, it‘s not michezo,‖ Mr. Onyango said, using the Swahili word for games. In June, he heard a burst of gunfire. His rangers did a ―leopard crawl‖ on their bellies for hours through the scratchy elephant grass until they spied poachers hacking several elephants. The instant his squad shot at the poachers, the whole bush came alive with crackling gunfire. ―They opened up on us with PKMs, AKs, G-3s, and FNs,‖ he said. ―Most poachers are conservative with their ammo, but these guys were shooting like they were in Iraq. All of a sudden, we were outgunned and outnumbered.‖ Both of the rangers‘ old belt-fed machine guns jammed that day, and they narrowly escaped (11 have been killed since 2008 and some of the rangers‘ children have even been kidnapped). Later investigation showed that the poachers were members of the Lord‘s Resistance Army, a brutal rebel outfit that circulates in central Africa, killing villagers and enslaving children. American Special Operations troops are helping several African armies hunt down the group‘s phantom of a leader, Joseph Kony, who is believed to be hiding in a remote corner of the Central African Republic. Ivory may be Mr. Kony‘s new lifeline. Several recent escapees from the L.R.A. said that Mr. Kony had ordered his fighters to kill as many elephants as possible and send him the tusks. ―Kony wants ivory,‖ said a young woman who was kidnapped earlier this year near Garamba and did not want to be identified because she was still terrified. ―I heard the other rebels say it many times: ‗We need to get ivory and send it to Kony.‘ ‖ She said that in her four months in captivity, before she ran away one night when the rebels got drunk, she saw them kill 10 elephants, wrap the tusks in cloth sacks and send them to Mr. Kony at his hiding place. Other recent escapees said that the group had killed at least 29 elephants since May, buying guns, ammunition and radios with the proceeds. Mr. Kony may be working with Sudanese ivory traders. One ivory retailer in Omdurman, Sudan, who openly sells ivory bracelets, prayer beads and carved tusks, said the Lord‘s Resistance Army was one source of the ivory he saw. ―The L.R.A. works in this, too; that‘s how they buy their weapons,‖ the shopkeeper said matter-of-factly. That made sense, American officials said, given Mr. Kony‘s few sources of income. Several Sudanese ivory traders said the ivory from Congo and the Central African Republic moved overland across Sudan‘s vast western desert region of Darfur and then up to Omdurman, all with the help of corrupt Sudanese officials. There is a well-worn practice in Sudan called ―buying time,‖ in which 19 smugglers pay police officers and border guards for a specified amount of time to let a convoy of illegal goods slip through checkpoints. But there are many routes. On Africa‘s east coast, Kenya‘s port city of Mombasa is a major transshipment center. A relatively small percentage of containers in Mombasa is inspected, and ivory has been concealed in shipments of everything from avocados to anchovies. Sometimes it is wrapped in chili peppers, to throw off the sniffer dogs. On the west coast, in the Gulf of Guinea, ―there is a relatively recent phenomenon of well-armed, sophisticated poachers who load their ivory onto Chinese fishing ships,‖ one senior American official said. Chinese officials declined to discuss any aspect of the ivory trade, with one representative of the Forestry Ministry, which handles ivory issues, saying, ―This is a very sensitive topic right now.‖ Several Sudanese ivory traders and Western officials said that the infamous janjaweed militias of Darfur were also major poachers. Large groups of janjaweed — the word means horseback raider — were blamed for killing thousands of civilians in the early 2000s, when Darfur erupted in ethnic conflict. International law enforcement officials say that horseback raiders from Darfur wiped out thousands of elephants in central Africa in the 1980s. Now they suspect that hundreds of janjaweed militiamen rode more than 600 miles from Sudan and were the ones who slaughtered at least 300 elephants in Bouba Ndjida National Park in Cameroon this past January, one of the worst episodes of elephant slaughter recently discovered. In 2010, Ugandan soldiers, searching for Mr. Kony in the forests of the Central African Republic, ran into a janjaweed ivory caravan. ―These guys had 400 men, pack mules, a major camp, lots of weapons,‖ a Western official said. A battle erupted and more than 10 Ugandans were killed. ―It just shows you the power of poaching, how much money you can make stacking up the game,‖ the official said. Businessmen are clearly bankrolling these enormous ivory expeditions, both feeding off and fueling conflict, Western officials and researchers say. ―This is not just freelance stuff,‖ said Mr. Hormats, the State Department official. ―This is organized crime.‖ Paul Elkan, a director at the Wildlife Conservation Society, said that the janjaweed sweeping across central Africa on ambitious elephant hunts ―goes much deeper than a bunch of guys coming in on horses. It has to do with insecurity and lawlessness.‖ Perhaps no country in Africa is as lawless as Somalia, which has languished for more than 20 years without a functioning central government, spawning Islamist militants, gunrunners, human traffickers and modern-day pirates. Ivory has entered this illicit mix. Several Somali elders said that the Shabab, the militant Islamist group that has pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda, recently began training fighters to infiltrate neighboring Kenya and kill elephants for ivory to raise money. One former Shabab associate said that the Shabab were promising to ―facilitate the marketing‖ of ivory and have encouraged villagers along the Kenya-Somalia border to bring them tusks, which are then shipped out through the port of Kismayo, a notorious smuggling hub and the last major town the Shabab still control. 20 ―The business is a risk,‖ said Hassan Majengo, a Kismayo resident with knowledge of the ivory trade, ―but it has an exceptional profit.‖ ‘Easy Money’ That profit is not lost on government soldiers in central Africa, who often get paid as little as $100 a month, if they get paid at all. In Garamba, the park rangers have arrested many Congolese government soldiers, including some caught with tusks, slabs of elephant meat and the red berets often worn by the elite presidential guard. ―An element of our army is involved,‖ acknowledged Maj. Jean-Pierrot Mulaku, a Congolese military prosecutor. ―It‘s easy money.‖ Congolese soldiers have a long history of raping and killing civilians and pilfering resources. According to a report written in 2010 by John Hart, an American scientist and one of the top elephant researchers in Congo, the ―Congolese military are implicated in almost all elephant poaching,‖ making the military ―the main perpetrator of illegal elephant killing in D.R.C.‖ The Garamba rangers and a Congolese government intelligence officer said that they also routinely battled soldiers from the Sudan People‘s Liberation Army, the military of South Sudan. A South Sudanese military spokesman denied that, saying that the soldiers ―didn‘t have time‖ for poaching. The American government has provided $250 million in nonlethal military assistance to South Sudan during the past several years. In May, the Garamba rangers said they had opened fire on four South Sudanese soldiers who had poached six elephant tusks. The rangers said they killed one soldier, though they did not seem to think too much about it. ―I‘ve killed too many people to count,‖ said Alexi Tamoasi, a veteran ranger. But the suspected helicopter poaching is something new. Mr. Onyango said the strange way the elephant carcasses were found, clumped in circles, with the calves in the middle for protection, was yet another sign that a helicopter had corralled them together because elephants usually scatter at the first shot. African Parks, the South Africa-based conservation organization that manages Garamba, has photographs of an Mi-17 military transport helicopter flying low over the park in April and said it had traced the chopper‘s registration number to the Ugandan military. 21 Col. Felix Kulayigye, a spokesman for the Ugandan military, acknowledged that the helicopter was one of its aircraft. But he said that the poaching allegation was a ―baseless rumor‖ and that he knew ―for sure‖ that Lord‘s Resistance Army members were ―well known‖ poachers in that area. John Sidle, an American from Nebraska who works as a pilot at Garamba, said, ―What bothers me is that it‘s probably American taxpayer money paying for the jet fuel for the helicopter.‖ The United States has paid tens of millions of dollars in recent years for fuel and transport services for the Ugandan Army to hunt down Mr. Kony in central Africa, while training Congolese and South Sudanese to help. But the State Department said it had no evidence that the Ugandan military was responsible for the Garamba killings, nor knowledge that any of the African soldiers involved in the Kony hunt had engaged in poaching. It did not address the broader history of poaching by American-supported militaries. In June, 36 tusks were seized at the Entebbe airport in Uganda. Eighteen of the 22 elephants killed in Garamba in March were adults that had their ivory hacked out, which would usually mean 36 tusks. The little stubs of ivory on the dead calves had been left untouched. In 1989, the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species passed a moratorium on the international commercial trade of African elephant ivory, except under a few rare circumstances. No one knows how many elephants are being poached each year, but many leading conservationists agree that ―tens of thousands‖ is a safe number and that 2012 is likely to be worse than 2011. The total elephant population in Africa is a bit of a mystery, too. The International Union for Conservation of Nature, a global conservation network, estimates from 472,269 to 689,671. But that is based on information from 2006. Poaching has dramatically increased since then, all across the continent. Some of the recently poached elephants had been sexually mutilated, with their genitals or nipples cut off, possibly for sale — something researchers said they had not encountered before. ―It‘s very disturbing,‖ said Iain Douglas-Hamilton, the founder of Save the Elephants, who recently testified at a Senate hearing on ivory and insecurity. ‘Like the Drug War’ Mr. Arranz, Garamba‘s director, has an exhausted look in his eyes. History is against him. Garamba was founded more than 70 years ago, in part to protect the rare northern white rhinoceros, which used to number more than 1,000 here. But many people in Asia believe that ground rhino horn is a cure for cancer and other ills, and it fetches nearly $30,000 a pound, more than gold. In the past few decades, as Congo has descended into chaos, rhino poachers have moved into Garamba. The park‘s northern white rhinos were among the last ones in the wild anywhere, but rangers have not seen any for the past five years. 22 Garamba faces a seemingly endless number of challenges, many connected to the utter state failure of Congo itself. Some of the rangers are poachers themselves, killing the animals they are entrusted to protect, saying their salaries are too low to live on. ―I was hungry,‖ explained Anabuda Bakuli, a ranger jailed for killing a waterbuck. It does not help that many Garamba rangers are, by their own admission, alcoholics and run up debts at the bar not far from park headquarters. Mr. Onyango, the chief, is known to drink several liters of beer in a single sitting. He talks about ―the stress.‖ Poaching rates are now the highest here in central Africa, a belt of some of the most troubled countries in the world. In Chad, heavily armed horsemen, who many conservationists say were janjaweed, recently killed 3,000 elephants in just a few years. Garamba once had more than 20,000 elephants. Last year, there were around 2,800. This year, maybe 2,400. Every morning, if the skies are clear, Mr. Arranz flies above Garamba in a small twoseat plane, the equivalent of a Mazda Miata with wings. The emerald green savanna stretches out below him, a breathtaking sight at dawn. But the other day, he saw something that furrowed his brow: vultures. The next day, after a hike through the tall grass, the stench grew unbearable and the air reverberated with the sizzle of thousands of flies. ―Poached,‖ Mr. Arranz said, as he discovered a dead elephant, its face cut off. Nearby were the ashes of a small campfire. ―These guys were out here for a while,‖ he said. ―If they were willing to do this for one elephant. ...‖ His voice trailed off. ―It‘s like the drug war,‖ he said later. ―If people keep buying and paying for ivory, it‘s impossible to stop it.‖ Isma’il Kushkush contributed reporting from Omdurman, Sudan; Mia Li from Beijing; and a Somali journalist from Mogadishu, Somalia. 23 WILDCAT SANCTUARY We didn‘t forget that you helped make dreams come true for Baby Jenga earlier this summer. His new habitat is finally complete! We‘re so excited that the time‘s finally here for Baby Jenga to move into his new area that you made possible! Hopefully, we‘ll be able to move him this coming week. We‘d love to invite you to watch his release into his new home but there‘s an issue we wanted to let you know about. You see, as social as Baby is, you‘d think that getting him into a crate would be easy. Well, nothing could be farther from the truth! He may be little, compared to the bigger cats, but he is very strong willed. Despite lots of efforts at crate training him, moving is still a very traumatic thing for him. We have to do it in the least stressful way we can for him which means Baby will decide when the time is right. As with all our cats, their needs come first. The only problem is, that makes it very difficult to set a day and time for you to come watch him moved and released into his habitat. Perhaps, instead, we could set a day and time next month that you could come out to watch us release our jaguar, Diablo Guapo, into his new habitat? Unlike Baby, Guapo is very easy to crate and move and we know that won‘t be an issue. We could give you a week‘s notice and you could come up and see Baby in his new habitat and Guapo released into his – sort of a two for one! If seeing a release isn‘t something that‘s important to you, of course you‘re invited to come up anytime to see Baby enjoying his new habitat after he‘s been moved. We can set that appointment up, instead. Again, I can‘t thank you enough for giving Baby such a wonderful gift! You‘ve truly helped make a dream come true for him!! Tammy Thies Director The Wildcat Sanctuary WildcatSanctuary.org PO Box 314 Sandstone, MN 55072 320-245-6871 They will never know freedom. Can they at least know compassion? 24 25 26 Winkie Celebrates 12 Years in Sanctuary The Sanctuary wishes to send a heartfelt "Thank You" to everyone involved who loves and worked to bring Winkie to Tennessee back in September of 2000. The following is an excerpt from a “love letter” of sorts, written by Lisa Kane – Winkie’s friend and fierce advocate, without whom Winkie might never have found Sanctuary. A six-month-old infant Asian elephant arrived at Henry Vilas Zoo in 1965. She was so small that two men were able to lift her onto a table, allowing the zoo vet to get a closer look. The zoo named the infant Winkie. She lived in Madison for thirty-five years—through blizzards, ice storms, and sweltering summer heat. In 1982 she was joined by an African elephant calf named Penny. They were chained in place for 16 hours out of every day. Winkie was not happy… Over the years, she attacked her keepers. After much wrangling, Winkie's big day came in September 2000 when she stepped into the Sanctuary's trailer and headed south. She arrived with a hard shell and a small heart. Over these five years in the lush hills of Tennessee she Happy Anniversary, Winkie! has found the courage to shed her carapace and allow her heart to grow. She loves her human caregivers and has found a true and tender friend in Sissy. So, Happy Valentine's Day, Winkie, from one who loves every bit of you--the frightened warrior who battled every way she knew to escape Madison, the shy creature who reached out to a stranger like me, the stubborn orphan who insisted on keeping her hope alive. Love from Lisa Kane, February 2006 27 SCIENCE MEET THE ‘DRACULA OF THE DINOSAURS by John Noble Wilford-New York Times-October 3, 2012 Not every dinosaur grew up to be a mighty predator like Tyrannosaurus rex or a hulking vegan like Apatosaurus. A few stayed small, and some of the smallest dinosaurs that ever lived -tiny enough to nip at your heels -- were among the first to spread across the planet more than 200 million years ago. Fossils of these miniature, fanged plant-eaters known as heterodontosaurs, or "different toothed reptiles," have turned up as far apart as England and China. Now, in a discovery that has been at least 50 years in the making, a new and especially bizarre species of these dwarf herbivores has been identified in a slab of red rock that was collected in the early 1960s by scientists working in South Africa. In a report published Wednesday in the online journal ZooKeys, Paul C. Sereno, a paleontologist at the University of Chicago and a dinosaur specialist, described the strange anatomy of the newfound member of the heterodontosaur family and gave the new species the name Pegomastax africanus, or "thick jaw from Africa." He also apologized for not getting around sooner to this piece of research. When he first viewed the specimen at a Harvard laboratory, Sereno said, "My eyes popped, as it was clear this was a distinct species." Embedded in the rock were remains of a creature with a short parrotlike beak, 1-inch jaws, sharp teeth and a skull no less than 3 inches long. It was two-legged, had grasping hands "and was mostly tail and neck," Sereno said. The entire body was less than 2 feet in length and probably weighed a bit more than a typical house cat. "I'm embarrassed to say how many years ago that was -- 1983," he said. "But I was an enterprising graduate student then at the American Museum of Natural History. All the while since then, I wondered if anyone else might spot the creature hiding among the lab drawers." The fossils were eventually returned to the South African Museum in Cape Town, the true nature of the one slab still undiscovered, Sereno said. The main researcher responsible for collecting the fossils was Alfred Crompton, a Harvard professor now retired. Part of Sereno's research was supported by the National Geographic Society, where he also is an explorer-in-residence. Sereno's examination showed that behind the parrot-shaped beak were a pair of stabbing canines up front and a set of tall teeth tucked behind for slicing plants. "It would have looked like Dracula," he told LiveScience. These teeth in upper and lower jaws operated like self-sharpening scissors, Sereno said, with shearing wear facets that slid past one another when the jaws closed. The parrotlike skull, he noted, may have been adapted to plucking fruit. He said it was "very rare that a plant-eater like Pegomastax would sport sharp-edged enlarged canines." Some scientists suggested that the creature may have consumed some meat, or at least insects. But Sereno concluded that the creature's fangs were probably "for nipping and defending themselves, not for eating meat." He said, and "their anatomy is key to understanding the early evolution of this great group of plant-eaters." Another possible characteristic of the new species, Sereno said, is that its body might have been covered in quills, something like that of a porcupine. If so, he pictured that in life Pegomastax would have scampered around in search of suitable plants, looking something like a "nimble two-legged porcupine." 28 The arts BRAVURA BRUSH By Dylan Thomas-Southwest Journal-September 17-30, 2012 WINDOM — We meet Nicolai Fechin in a self-portrait painted around 1948, during the last decade of his life, showing the Russian-American artist dressed for work: a blue-gray smock over a crisp white shirt, his ready brush held horizontal in one hand. Fechin, in his 60s at the time of the painting, bears a look of taut concentration — eyes slightly narrowed, brow creased and mouth drawn straight across — as if he‘s preparing to strike at the canvas with one of his spontaneousseeming but deadly precise strokes. The brick wall behind him is sketched in with wide, broken brushstrokes, and above his head the bricks dissolve into ragged streaks of color: red, yellow, green and purple. The self-portrait appears near the entrance to The Museum of Russian Arts‘ Fechin exhibition, the fourth in its Discovering 20th Century Russian Masters series, and it‘s representative of the artist‘s approach to portrait making: loose, improvisational painting anchored by his exquisite understanding of anatomy and the human form. Nicolai Fechin, self portrait The selection here is mainly portraits, and they show Fechin lavishing attention on his subject‘s faces; often they are the only fully rendered portion of the canvas, surrounded by Fechin‘s tempestuous and impressionistic marks. It‘s bold painting that can at times seem just a bit superficial, too wrapped up in its own virtuosity. The son of a woodcarver, Fechin was born in 1881 in Kazan, a provincial capital located on the Volga River several hundred miles east of Moscow. His precocious talents earned him a place in state art schools in Kazan and, later, St. Petersburg, where he studied under Ilya Repin, whose painting would greatly influence the Russian Realists of the 20th century. Fechin lived the last third of his life in the U.S., moving to New York in 1923 with his wife, Alexandra, and young daughter, Eya, to escape the turmoil that followed the 1917 Russian Revolution. Within a few years, Fechin relocated his family to Taos, N.M., where he hoped the high plains air would alleviate the symptoms 29 of tuberculosis. The city was already home to a small artists colony centered around the home of Mabel Dodge Luhan, a wealthy heiress from back East. In 1928, Fechin completed ―Albidia,‖ a portrait of Taos Pueblo woman who was Luhan‘s housekeeper. It‘s a half-indoor, half-outdoor scene, with Albidia perched on a small ledge near a garden. Fechin slows down his brush to delineate her small, rounded chin and raised eyebrows and captures the far-off look in her eyes, but then explodes on the sunlit garden behind her, leaving the canvas thick with impasto and vibrant color. Fechin could rein in those impulses, and often would for commissions. A society portrait painted in the 1950s, near the end of his life, seems drained of Fechin‘s usual vigor in its depiction of a stiff, matronly woman in a gold-trimmed black velvet blouse. Younger women seemed to inspire Fechin‘s best work, and his stunning 1927 portrait of the ballerina Vera Fokina is no exception. The painting is a bit more restrained than usual for Fechin, and emphasizes dancer‘s lithe physique. Her lean but muscular arms rest on a massive black tutu covered in silver appliqués, and the dramatic costume gives Fechin another opportunity to show off his flamboyant brushwork: He scratches and smears the paint, but the tutu remains as weightless as a puff of smoke. 30 10 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT INVESTING IN ART By: Bradley Lincoln-ChicagoBusiness.com-September 19, 2012 The organizers of this week's inaugural Expo Chicago (September 19–23) art fair are hoping to re-create the excitement and magic that made Chicago the center of the art universe during the original Navy Pier art expos of the 1980s. White-hot star-chitect Jeanne Gang was brought in to prime the canvas for the exhibiting galleries, challenging conventional convention tactics in the process; restaurateur Michael Kornick was enlisted to prep an impressive roster of Chicago top chefs for the fair's food offerings, and a panel of A-list art experts was assembled to vet the dealers and organize talks and ancillary exhibitions. Expect to see blue-chippers Paul Klee, Cy Twombly, Laszlo Moholy-Nagy, and Alice Neel, as well as lesser-known artists from an international lineup of galleries. Though there's no guarantee that art appreciates over time, art values have held up well over the past ten years. ―The art market has certainly performed better than the S&P 500 or the Gold Index,‖ says Claire Marmion, founder and CEO of Chicago-based Haven Art Group. ―A Monet painting of a grove of poplars sold at its low estimate of $20 million at Christie's last year, but considering that it was purchased in 2000 for $7 million, I'd say a return of nearly 300 percent in 11 years is pretty good, wouldn't you?‖ Looking to spot the next Monet? Be open to unfamiliar and unknown contemporary art, which is by nature the most volatile investment and can reap the highest financial rewards. The fair's director, Nicole Berry, points to Chicago photographer Dawoud Bey's exhibition of up-and-coming local artists. She says the works are ―in a very comfortable price range.‖ We asked Marmion, who will moderate a panel discussion on art as an investment on Saturday, for ten tips on buying and investing in art. 1. Be passionate and not passive about collecting art as an investment, and do the legwork. ―Collectors should take advantage of the transparencies the digital age has created, and research artists' histories and any secondary-market sales. It's all out there.‖ 2. Have a good understanding of how art is valued. ―I learned early on at Sotheby's how a gallery prices a work of art,‖ says Marmion, who started her career working for the auction house in London. ―It's based on some very objective factors, such as artist, size, medium, condition and subject (a young female nude is going to be more desirable than an old lady in a nightcap, for example).‖ 3. ―Put the quality of the piece in the context of the artist's oeuvre, and buy the best you can afford.‖ Don't chase after Art History 101 names if the work isn't up to par and in good shape. 4. Consider how signature colors value. ―Level of inscription is taken seriously in the art world when valuing a piece. If Utrillo signed and dedicated a print to a friend, it's going to be significantly more valuable than one that's not.‖ 5. Don't be afraid to ask how a seller set the price of a work of art. ―It's always a great idea to speak to them and find out where that value came from. The art world is one of the last great unregulated industries, and there is a mystique to it that can be intimidating to people, but I'd want to know why an artist just out of school—or maybe even still in school—has work priced at $4,000. There certainly may be valid reasons, but the pricing process shouldn't be taken for granted. If you're buying a house, you wouldn't think twice about asking for market comparables. Try approaching art purchases with the same mind-set.‖ 31 6. Find a gallery that's interested in you and what you're looking to achieve as a collector. ―Dealers want to build a relationship with clients, and not just go for one quick sale and never hear from them again. It's critical that you have a liking for and trust in an art advisor or gallery owner. Talk about budget and goals— it's beneficial to both the buyer and the seller.‖ 7. Location, location, location. ―Some collectors like to deal with local galleries, so they can pop in every week and check things out in person, and have face-time. Others are fine with an advisor on another continent.‖ Decide what's right for you. 8. Think global. ―Who the clients are drives the price of art, and international wealth patterns greatly affect this. Ten years ago, 60 percent of the buyers at Sotheby's auctions were unknown to them. It's constantly changing. Right now, American paintings are valued slightly lower than a few years ago. They're holding steady, but increasing at a slow pace. The people who are interested in American art are primarily American. A bronze bucking bronco by Remington doesn't quite resonate with anyone else the same way.‖ Chinese and Russian contemporary art are hot right now, and seemingly a good investment, but Marmion warns, ―Much like trading stocks and bonds, it can be dangerous to second-guess these markets.‖ 9. Who do you think you are? ―Provenance factors into the value of artwork, especially on the secondary market. If a piece has a history that's traceable and interesting, all the better.‖ 10. Rare birds. ―Even without meeting any of the above qualifications that experts use to value a work of art, rarity can spike the value immensely.‖ 32 AT LEAST THEY’LL NEVER BE FLOODED! Billionaire Brothers Build 450 ft long life-size replica of Noah’s Ark in Hong KongAt least they'll never be flooded! Billionaire brothers build 450ft long life-size replica of Noah's Ark in Hong Kong By Daily Mail Reporter Having been built, according to the Bible, thousands of years ago, Noah's Ark has only ever existed in peoples' imaginations. But now a group of architects who pondered what the Biblical vessel looked like have turned their dreams into reality by constructing a Noah's Ark replica, complete with animals. Thomas, Walter and Raymond's land-bound Ark certainly has dimensions on a Biblical scale, measuring a massive 450ft long and 75ft wide. The tourists go in two-by-two: The Noah's Ark Theme Park, complete with fibreglass animals, sits in front of the Tsing Ma Bridge in Hong Kong 33 Biblical scale: The Ark in Hong Kong measures 450ft long and 75ft wide Water sight: The Ark also boasts less authentic Biblical touches such as double-glazed windows and a fine dining restaurant. 34 The billionaire brothers who built the Ark in Hong Kong claim it is the only full-scale version in the world. The imaginative trio even attempted to give the giant boat an air of authenticity by placing 67 pairs of animals at the entrance, just like the pairs of creatures saved from the Great Flood by Noah in the Bible tale. The creationist-inspired vessel forms part of a theme park near Hong Kong which was inspired by a young girl's scrawled drawing of the mammoth boat. Architects appear to have used some artistic licence in parts of the Ark - for instance including doubleglazed windows, a fine dining restaurant and luxurious bedrooms. Inside, real-life exotic animals can be found - including a nautilus, a toucan and reams of fish. All lit up: The Ark shines under Hong Kong's lights as a fibreglass giraffe stands guard near the entrance 35 Authentic: Various fibreglass animals stand outside the Ark to mimmick the Bible tale where Noah took creatures on board the vessel. The Noah's Ark Theme Park is now run by Christian organisations, who use it to promote peace and unity. Matthew Pine, manager of Noah's Ark Theme Park, said: 'They had a vision to do something remarkable, something outstanding. 'They came up with many ideas. Some of them were really outrageous. 'But then they came across this girl's drawing, and knew it would be something do-able that captured imaginations. 'So they hired architects and engineers to create the replica Noah's Ark.' 36 Food for thought: The Ark also includes a sophisticated-looking restaurant as one of its on-board attractions Bed for the night: Guests on board Noah's Ark can also stay on the Biblical vessel in one of its luxurious hotel-style rooms 37 Land-bound: The Hong Kong-based Noah's Ark theme park was built in 2009 and is popular among tourists Matthew added: 'The reason we chose that moment in the Bible's story is because this is the message we want to bring to Hong Kong, to China, to the world. 'In our lives we always face floods, we will face trials, we will face difficulties. 'Hopefully Noah's Ark will inspire people to pass through those troubles as Noah did in his day.' The Ark opened in May 2009, 17 years after plans were first mooted for the enormous structure. It is just one of a number of real-life Noah's Arks – Including one built by a Dutchman that contains pairs of living animals. 38 IN BIG NEW MUSEUM, RUSSIA HAS A MESSAGE FOR JEWS: WE LIKE YOU By Ellen Barry-New York Times- November 8, 2012 MOSCOW — A stream of elegant visitors stopped in their tracks on Thursday as they toured Moscow‘s new Jewish Museum and Tolerance Center, a sprawling, state-of-the-art complex underwritten by oligarchs close to President Vladimir V. Putin. They had never seen a shtetl like this one. Touch the screen in one exhibit in this vast building and a visitor can appear in a mirror dressed in the garb of a 19th-century blacksmith, or a trader or a ―representative of the intelligentsia.‖ Tap a Torah in a virtual synagogue, and a cantor‘s voice rings in the air. In a virtual Odessa, one can sit down in an interactive cafe to chat with long-dead writers. Mr. Putin has extended his personal support to the lavish project, donating a month‘s salary for its construction, which cost around $50 million. In part because of its scale — organizers say it is the largest Jewish history museum in the world — the project is meant to convey a powerful message to Jews whose ancestors fled or emigrated: Russia wants you back . President Shimon Peres of Israel, who attended the opening, said it affected him deeply. ―My mother sang to me in Russian, and at the entrance to this museum, memories of my childhood flooded through my mind, and my mother‘s voice played in my heart,‖ said Mr. Peres, 89, who was born in what is now Belarus. ―I came here to say thank you. Thank you for a thousand years of hospitality.‖ There are practical reasons for Mr. Putin to rehabilitate Russia‘s image among diaspora Jews who, as descendants of refugees or refuseniks, may have been raised on dark stories about Russia. The country‘s Jews were confined to densely populated settlements, or shtetls, for long stretches under the czars. Then 70 years of Communism all but extinguished Jewish life and religious instruction, leaving in its wake an ingrained anti-Semitism. One donor, the billionaire Viktor Vekselberg, said on Thursday that he hoped the museum would convey to outsiders the good health of Jewish society in Putin-era Russia, and perhaps ease recent tensions between Moscow and the United States. ―The average American has developed this stereotype. They have a very wary approach to Russia, with the story of the evil empire and so forth,‖ said Mr. Vekselberg, who is Russia‘s richest man, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. ―Americans who come here to work or visit, often for business, and come to this museum will assess what is going on in Russia in a different way.‖ Mr. Vekselberg said the project had a personal aspect, since his father‘s relatives, who lived in western Ukraine, were all shot in a single day during World War II. He said it was a ―conscious decision‖ not to focus the museum on the Holocaust, as many such museums in the West do. The displays here mingle brighter historical material, about thriving village life and the high status of Jews in the Soviet intellectual firmament, with darker chapters. 39 In the Odessa cafe, for example, the viewer can tap on a table to answer the question, ―If your store were destroyed by a pogrom, what would you do? A) Give up and emigrate to the West, B) Stay in my hometown and try to rebuild the store, C) Join a Jewish self-defense league and prepare for the next pogrom or, D) I am still in shock.‖ The Internet television channel Dozhd described the museum, created by the New Yorkbased designer Ralph Appelbaum, as a ―Jewish Disneyland.‖ On Thursday, Russia‘s chief rabbi — a close ally of Mr. Putin‘s — said that Jews ―have never felt as comfortable in Russia as today,‖ and that 100,000 Jews have returned from Israel as conditions in Russia have improved. He gave a guided tour of the museum to Mr. Peres, noting instances when Moscow acted in Jewish interests. ―This is the story of World War II, and what the Soviet and Red Army did to save the Jewish people,‖ the rabbi, Berel Lazar, said. He then pointed out a Soviet T-34 tank, saying ―with this tank, which was built by a Jewish person, Jews were saved from concentration camps.‖ Mr. Putin had been expected to attend the ceremony but canceled several days ago, instead inviting Mr. Peres to meet him for lunch afterward. Israeli reporters said they had been told Mr. Putin could not attend because of back problems, a widespread rumor that the Kremlin has denied. Whether Russia has become fully welcoming to Jews is a matter of opinion. The country‘s Jewish population began to melt away because of emigration after the collapse of the Soviet Union. More than 500,000 citizens identified themselves as Jews in 1989, according to the census; by 2010 the census count had dropped to 150,000, or 0.11 percent of Russia‘s population, though Jewish organizations say the actual number is far higher. After Thursday‘s ceremony, when speakers praised the welcoming atmosphere, some commentators reacted skeptically. ―It‘s so comfortable that everyone has left,‖ wrote one Facebook user, recalling that last weekend, a column of Russian ethnic nationalists marched through the center of Moscow. Others were deeply impressed, though. David Rozenson, whose family left Russia in 1978, said his mother was astonished when he told her about it. ―She said, ‗That‘s crazy, it can‘t be,‘ ‖ said Mr. Rozenson, the director of the AVI CHAI Foundation, which underwrites research into Jewish life in Russia. ―For her, it is unthinkable that a museum like this is opening in Moscow, that Russian politicians would be there, the Israeli president. It‘s very easy to become cynical and say that this museum is just a political statement, but I think this museum and the interest in it are real.‖ Aleksandr A. Dobrovinsky, a lawyer, said his eyes welled up when he saw the exhibit of Odessa, where he had visited his grandparents as a child. He gave Mr. Putin, who has been linked to the project for more than five years, much of the credit. ―What the president has done, I simply tip my hat to him,‖ Mr. Dobrovinsky said. ―They say, though I don‘t know if it‘s true, that he grew up in a communal apartment in St. Petersburg, and when his parents were working and had no one to leave him with, they left him with some older people who lived in the apartment, and they were Jews. That‘s what they say. I don‘t know.‖ 40 HOLOCAUST HOLOCAUST MUSEUMS IN ISRAEL EVOLVE By Edward Rothstein-New York Times –September 4, 2012 It isn‘t only the history of the Holocaust that you see on display in Israel‘s Holocaust museums. It‘s also the history of the history of the Holocaust. There is an archaeology of trauma to be found if you look closely, and in its layers and transmutations you see how a nation has wrestled with the burden of one of history‘s immense horrors. Through examining how Israeli museums treat the Holocaust — including the Ghetto Fighters‘ House Museum here, in a kibbutz in the far north of the country, whose founders included survivors of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising — we can see how visions of that past are changing, sometimes in unsettling ways. One museum on another, smaller kibbutz, for example, was described in the newspaper Haaretz as ―WarsawGhetto Disneyland‖ for its new emphasis on sound and lighting effects, including a simulation of a cattle car heading to a death camp. The director of the museum at the Ghetto Fighters‘ House said that it would increasingly emphasize the broadest lessons of the Holocaust: an ―ethical imperative‖ of ―tolerance‖ that could ―influence Israeli society.‖ And when Yad Vashem in Jerusalem reworked its main exhibition in 2005 — creating the most powerful exposition of this history I have seen — it too modified its approach, with a new focus on feelings and individual stories. These changes have different meanings and effects, and some are familiar from museums devoted to the subject in other countries. But in Israel this is far from a mere museological matter. The major Holocaust institutions, for example, are on hilltops offering grand vistas. At the Ghetto Fighters‘ House, which may have been the first Holocaust museum in the world to open, in 1949, you emerge from its tales of darkness onto a bright plaza, overlooking an aqueduct, an outdoor amphitheater and the plains stretching toward the sea. A companion institution at the kibbutz, Yad LaYeled, may be the world‘s only children‘s museum devoted to the Holocaust. You descend a ramp into the darkness, as if it were a tear in the texture of ordinary experience; gradually the walls close in. Sound effects are meant to simulate a child‘s preverbal experience. Inscribed along the way are brief recollections, almost heartbreaking in their simplicity: ―Everyone will look at my yellow star and they‘ll know: she‘s 6, and she is Jewish.‖ And you emerge from that journey into illumination: first through a gallery about children who survived, and ultimately into the Galilean landscape. And, of course, the Holocaust History Museum at Yad Vashem sits on its own hill, the Mount of Remembrance. In its latest incarnation, with a new exhibition design by Dorit Harel, and with Moshe Safdie as architect, the history is recounted along a zigzagging path, leading upward through a cement gash in the mountain, emerging into daylight, overlooking the Jerusalem hills. 41 Even the poor relation of these at Yad Mordechai, a kibbutz in the south named after the leader of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, creates a similar drama, calling its whole exhibition ―From Holocaust to Revival.‖ You literally walk downward into the historical narrative and gradually work through tales of resistance until you emerge again into the landscape, in which important battles were fought during Israel‘s War of Independence. These museums deliberately treat the landscape as a part of the history; indeed, as a resolution. From the start, that was one meaning the Holocaust took on: the founding of the State of Israel was seen as an answer to the Holocaust and a deliverance from it. That is one reason that the annual Holocaust Remembrance Day here is observed by a moment of nationwide stillness: a siren sounds, commerce halts, and cars pull over to the side of the highway. Museums reinforce that connection between the Holocaust and the state. It has become so strong that it has even led to a distortion of the history by some who twist the connection into cause and effect, presuming that the state was created as a guilty compensation for the Holocaust rather than as something that emerged as a result of nearly a century of development. The association between the Holocaust and the state initially had a very different significance, highlighted in the themes of the Ghetto Fighters‘ House and Yad Mordechai. Both were established during the early decades of a nation left with only intermittent episodes of peace. At the time an element of shame was associated with the seeming passivity of Jews who were murdered in Europe. So the emphasis of these institutions was at first placed not on survival, but rather on rebellion. Exhibitions at the Ghetto Fighters‘ House, for example, focus on Jewish resistance, ranging from an escape by prisoners from a fortress prison in Kovno (now Kaunas) in Lithuania to the secret recording of history in various ghettos. A wall at Yad Mordechai is inscribed with the name of every camp and ghetto where rebellion occurred; the museum‘s displays also make a connection between those battles and the resolute history of the kibbutz itself, which held off Egyptian forces — after war was declared on the fledgling state in 1948 — just long enough to prevent their march toward Tel Aviv. As recently as June, rockets launched from Gaza hit the kibbutz. But because both of these kibbutz institutions also developed out of branches of left-wing Zionism, which would have been wary of forms of nationalism associated with the Israeli right, a mixture of sentiments has emerged there in recent decades. These founding lessons can take on different emphases. One recent tendency is to generalize what was once particular. So in 1995 the Center for Humanistic Education was established by the Ghetto Fighters‘ House, stressing what it calls the ―universal lessons‖ of the Holocaust rather than national ones, attacking ―indifference to the suffering of others.‖ When I recently spoke with Anat Livne, the museum‘s director, she mentioned plans for programs to encourage ―tolerance‖ between Jews and Arabs. None of this is evident in the exhibitions right now. But a similar strategy is employed by many American museums that attempt to draw lessons of tolerance from the Holocaust, most notably the Museum of 42 Tolerance in Los Angeles (which has been involved in a controversial construction of an Israeli version in Jerusalem). At Yad Mordechai, whose approach is more dated than the one at the Ghetto Fighters‘ House, attempts to create relevance have been more a matter of adding new display technology than any rethinking of the museum‘s mission. But the museum‘s director at the time, Vered Bar Samakh, told Haaretz in 2011 that the institution should incorporate notions of ―peaceful coexistence‖ and deal with ―racism and xenophobia.‖ ―You have to learn a lesson from everything,‖ she said. ―I don‘t want to get into it, but the abuse at the checkpoints of the Warsaw Ghetto bridge isn‘t far from what‘s happening today at our checkpoints in Judea and Samaria." This view, thankfully, is not explicit in the museum. But it suggests that temptations are strong to replace historical analysis with sentiment; that is more of a risk for Yad Mordechai than a Disneyfied approach, which is not particularly effective and has already been toned down. The museum now has a new director, Anat Pais, and plans for an exhibition about Poland between the world wars. But some pedagogical efforts in both museums emphasize less the need for resilience in confronting murderous ambitions than the need for tolerance, broadly applied. This concept is familiar from American Holocaust museums, which also search for broad relevance as the last generation of survivors dies. But it leaves Holocaust museums intellectually orphaned. What ―lessons‖ are we supposed to take away? The impulse has been to generalize, to say that a Holocaust museum can‘t be ―just‖ about the murder of Jews during World War II. Why? Is there a problem, say, with an American slavery museum being ―just‖ about American slavery? Why should Holocaust museums deal with notions of tolerance or racism in general, or even genocide in general? Why do we think that the proper lesson comes from generalizing rather than comprehending the particular? The moment we generalize, we strip away details: we lose information and create equivalences that may be fallacious. In Israel, as the earlier ―lessons‖ of museums are being submerged, there has been an increased focus on simulating the experience, trying to spur empathy. Feelings are evoked because nothing else can be assumed. This is to be expected at Yad LaYeled, which is a children‘s museum, but elsewhere it has serious limitations. This has even affected Yad Vashem, with its new attention to individual stories. Is this an example of that museum‘s response to contemporary nonchalance, an attempt to seduce us into shock? No. Yad Vashem is a stunning counterexample. It may imply a traditional, national lesson in its presence and placement — it was, after all, founded by a Knesset law in 1953 — but it scrupulously avoids moralizing or posturing. The museum offers no lessons and promises no relevance. The stories, facts and analyses accumulate until you begin to comprehend something beyond comprehension. The museum‘s implied conclusion is sensed rather than taught: after the harrowing history, you are brought back, finally, to the present, in somber gratitude. 43 Entertainment Tippi Hedren: Hitchcock's reluctant muse The actress spurned the great director's advances, says Rosie Millard, and she paid the price PUBLISHED SEPTEMBER 7, 2012 Tippi Hedren, star of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds, poses with Ronald, one of the hundreds of trained ravens that were used in the film. Photo: AP Photo THERE IS QUITE a procedure surrounding meeting Tippi Hedren at Shambala, her California home, because it is in a gated community. But not in the conventional Beverly Hills sense. The "gates" are 15-foot security fences and the "community" is Hedren's own safari-style sanctuary, a reserve for more than 50 big cats formerly used in the entertainment industry. It includes lions, one of Michael Jackson's tigers, and a couple of leopards. Hedren has several domestic cats too. These are kept at a safe distance from their larger cousins, and all appear to be named after sexy film stars. "Where's Johnny Depp?" coos Hedren as we arrive, referring to a grey tabby who whisks past onto the netted roof of the conservatory. Hedren, tiny, blond, booted in knee-length leather, and, at 82, still beautiful, once had the world at her feet. She was christened Nathalie: The nickname came from her Swedish father and derives from tupsa — meaning adorable. Hollywood certainly adored her. Cool and ice-blond, she stepped into the public domain as if she had always been there: a fully fledged star after just one film; a working woman — and single mother to boot — whose poise had caused Alfred Hitchcock to summon her after a single sighting in a television ad for a diet drink. When the call came from Hitchcock, her only child, Melanie, was a toddler, and Hedren a successful model who had spent the 1950s making pots of money under the care of Eileen Ford at the famous Ford modeling agency in New York. "I had a very successful career going on as a fashion model," she says. "And of course with the advent of television came the commercials." These commercials paid well, and it was easy work for Hedren, then married to the actor/producer Peter Griffith, three years younger than her. The union was short-lived. In 1961, they divorced, and Hedren decided to head back to the West with Melanie. She was 31 and had no fears. "I thought I could continue my career as it had been in New York, so I rented a very expensive home. I thought everything would be just fine, and it wasn't. So I thought, 'Well, I don't type, what shall I do?'" 44 Fortunately, TV commercials have a long shelf life, and Hedren was in a particularly good one, for Sego, a diet drink. On Friday, Oct. 13, 1961, after the ad had been running on TV, the phone rang. It was a man from Universal Studios. "He said, 'Are you the woman in the Sego advert? There is a producer here who is interested to meet you.'" Who was the producer? The man would not say. When she discovered the mystery producer was Hitchcock, she was thrilled, thinking that perhaps he might want her to work on one of his television projects. Hitchcock honored her with a personal welcome to Universal. "He opened the door and stood there with his hands over his belly. We had tea. We talked about everything; food, travel, wine, all sorts of things, everything other than making a motion picture." There were screen tests and wardrobe fittings. Finally, four months later, Hedren was invited to lunch with Hitchcock, his wife, Alma, and Lew Wasserman, head of Universal. The venue was Chasen's, the starriest restaurant in Hollywood. The table was Hitchcock's. "Hitch placed a beautifully wrapped parcel from this wonderful gift shop, Gump's of San Francisco, on my plate. I opened it and it was this beautiful gold and seed-pearl pin of three birds in flight. And he said, 'We want you to play Melanie Daniels in The Birds.' I was so stunned. It never occurred to me that I would be given a leading role in a major motion picture. I had great big tears in my eyes," says Hedren. "I looked over at Mrs. Hitchcock and she was tearing up, and even Lew Wasserman was affected. I looked over at Hitch, and he was sitting there looking very pleased with himself." Hedren is wearing the actual pin. One of the pearls has been lost, but I can understand why she has not replaced it. One wouldn't want to tamper with it. It is the symbol both of her springboard to fame and her eventual prison. From then on, she was at the mercy of her Svengali. By the time of The Birds, Hitchcock was lauded and untouchable. Both physically and creatively the director had become one of Hollywood's colossal personalities. "On set he always held court," recalls Hedren. "We would hear the announcement 'Alfred Hitchcock has arrived.' He was always the most important entity. Wherever he went." And what he wanted was what he got. Always. It started at the end of The Birds. To depict the notorious final sequence, when Melanie is attacked by dozens of birds on her own in an upstairs bedroom, Hedren was reassured that mechanical birds would be used. Yet Hitchcock had always planned otherwise. She arrived on set to discover cages of live birds were being put in position for the terrifying denouement. "They put bands around my waist and these bands had elastics pulled in different places through my dress. And the bird trainers tied the elastics to the feet of the birds, so they were all around me. One was even tied to my shoulder. At one point, it jumped up and almost clawed my eye." 45 Hedren's torment went on for five days. "At the end, I was so exhausted I just sat in the middle of the stage, sobbing." WHEN THE MOVIE was released, Hedren was the toast of the film world. Hitchcock, always keen to appear in his own fictions, presented himself as the director who had invented her. There is a photograph of them both standing at the Palais in Cannes, Hitchcock looking like the cat who got the cream. A star was indeed born, but Hedren was an experienced woman in her 30s. "I wasn't a little girl," she says. So when Hitchcock sought to draw her onto his casting couch, she rejected him. "It was horrifying. A horrible situation in which to be," she says and shudders. "There were women who would have gone along with it, but I wasn't one of those." Having created a star who had the temerity to reject him, Hitchcock made sure she paid for it. Hedren was informed that she had received a Best Newcomer award, and was invited to accept it live on The Tonight Show in New York. It would have been a moment of national acclaim for her. Hitchcock refused to let her leave the L.A. set of Marnie, her next starring role. "That was when things came to a horrible, horrible fight," says Hedren. "He made these demands on me, and no way could I acquiesce to them." After Marnie finished shooting, she'd had enough. "I said I wanted to get out of my contract. He said, 'You can't. You have your daughter to support, and your parents are getting older.' I said, 'Nobody would want me to be in this situation, I want to get out.' And he said, 'I'll ruin your career.' I said, 'Do what you have to do,'" says Hedren. "And he did ruin my career. He kept me under contract, paid me to do nothing for close to two years." Directors, including François Truffaut, came knocking. They were all sent away. Hitchcock informed them that Hedren, the hottest actress in Hollywood, was "not available" for work. When she was finally let go by Hitchcock, she was no longer the woman of the moment. Her moment had come; she was unable to exploit it, and it had gone. "All I wanted to do was to get out of the horrible situation," she says. "I didn't hear about things like Truffaut asking for me until years later. Yes, I felt like I had been cheated. It was like, 'He giveth and he taketh away.'" She shrugs. Was she ever tempted to relent? "Not for one minute," she says. "I would have been unable to live with myself." HE NEVER IMPORTUNED her again, and she never discussed it with anyone. The story only came out years later, after Hitchcock's biographer Donald Spoto asked her about it. "I saved myself. I know that," she says. "I feel good about that. I wish I had gone on to do all those other films. But I couldn't. I replaced the films with other things." 46 She married her agent, Noel Marshall. She made some low-budget movies. She spent 11 years working on her own personal saga, Roar. Directed by Marshall and starring herself, Marshall, and Melanie, Roar is the story of a family who live alongside more than 100 leopards, lions, and tigers. It cost $17 million, made $2 million when it was eventually released, and was once described as "the most expensive home movie ever made." Afterward, Hedren transformed the Roar set into Shambala, the sanctuary where she now lives. Her movie career stalled, she sailed around the South China Sea giving food and clothes to refugees from Vietnam — the Boat People — and sending them to safe havens. In America, she taught Vietnamese women how to do manicures, and sent them to beauty school. Last year, Hedren went to Washington, D.C., to receive a humanitarian award for her efforts. "I'm regarded as the patron saint of manicurists," she says. "Tee hee hee!" Yet it is those two films, made more than 50 years ago, that fascinate the public even now. Recently, a playful poll on Twitter asking, "Who was Hitchcock's greatest leading lady?" came up with one name above all: Hedren. She knows it and accepts it. Her own house reflects it. There are pictures from Marnie, stills from The Birds (on wine labels), books about Hitchcock on the coffee table, and stuffed birds perched in almost every corner. How does she avoid feeling bitter? Years in therapy? She looks at me as if I am mad. "I don't have time for counseling!" she says. "I'm very busy. Self-belief? My parents gave it to me. I know so many people who are eaten up by regret. It manifests itself in so many ways. They either become mentally a bit off, or they get very fat, or they are just horribly depressed. And there is also that thing called age. They don't write movies for older people," she says, laughing. She is the least vain Hollywood personality I have ever met. She's not interested in hiding her age. Invitations to her 70th and 80th birthday parties (each one thrown by Melanie) are framed and hung on her living room wall. She refuses to take herself too seriously. "I went through Passports at L.A. airport the other day," she says, "and the security lady said, 'Oh, your name is Tippi Hedren. Do you know we had the real Tippi Hedren through here last year.'" She snorts with laughter. "I like going into town with no makeup on. And people say, 'You remind me so much of that Tippi Hedren!' 'Happens all the time,' I tell them." From the Financial Times. ©2012 The Financial Times Limited. All rights reserved. 47 MOVIE REVIEW What a Man! What a Suit! By Manohla Dargis-November 7, 2012-New York Times When James Bond dashed into Buckingham Palace in July to pick up Queen Elizabeth so they could parachute into the Olympic opening ceremony, it was tough to picture what he could do for an encore. Zip line into the next European summit meeting with Angela Merkel tucked under his arm? Wrestle nude on the frozen banks of the Volga with Vladimir Putin? Turning Britain‘s royal octogenarian into a Bond girl was a stroke of cross-marketing genius that profited queen and country both, while also encapsulating the appeal of the 007 brand in the age of aerial drones. It‘s the human factor, to borrow somewhat perversely a phrase from Graham Greene, who worked for Britain‘s foreign intelligence agency MI6. In his novel ―The Human Factor,‖ about a double agent, Greene sought, he said, to portray the British secret service unromantically, with ―men going daily to their office to earn their pensions.‖ Bond is wearing a silver-gray suit when he powers into ―Skyfall,‖ the latest 007 escapade, but it isn‘t cut for office work. The suit is seductively tight, for starters, and moves like a second skin when Daniel Craig in his third stint as Bond races through an atavistic opener that — with bullets buzzing and M (Judi Dench) whispering orders in his ear — puts him back on mortal, yet recognizably Bondian, ground. And just in time too, given that he looked as if he were on the Bataan Death March in his last film, ―Quantum of Solace.‖ Directed by a surprisingly well-equipped Sam Mendes, ―Skyfall‖ is, in every way, a superior follow-up to ―Casino Royale,‖ the 2006 reboot that introduced Mr. Craig as Bond. ―Skyfall‖ even plays like something of a franchise rethink, partly because it brings in new faces and implies that Bond, like Jason Bourne, needed to be reborn. The tone is again playful and the stakes feel serious if not punishingly 48 so. This is a Bond who, after vaulting into a moving train car, pauses to adjust a shirt cuff, a gesture that eases the scene‘s momentum without putting the brakes on it. That ―Skyfall‖ includes a sequence on a train — a passenger one, no less — suggests that this may be very much like your granddaddy‘s Bond, even without the bikinied backdrop. From the initial sequence, one of those characteristic supersize set pieces that precede the opening credits, Mr. Mendes shows that he‘s having his fun with 007. The opening doesn‘t just take place in Turkey, one of those putatively exotic locales adorned with woven carpets and dark-complexioned extras, it also includes smoothly choreographed mayhem in both a crowded bazaar and outdoor market. There, amid these familiar actioncinema signposts, Bond and another agency operative, the suitably named Eve (Naomie Harris), chase down a baddie as locals and oranges scatter. Bondologists may linger over that Turkey location. Globe tripping has always been as crucial to the movies as groovy gadgets: it‘s an elegant way to map the geopolitical coordinates while providing armchair adventure for the rest of us. Here, though, you have to wonder if Mr. Mendes and the writers Neal Purvis, Robert Wade and John Logan have folded some 007 arcana into the mix. Turkey plays a major role in the second, often most critically celebrated Bond film, ―From Russia With Love,‖ which, like this one, includes a lethal fight on a train, a formidable blond male adversary and an island headquarters. But whether the filmmakers want to intimate that this is the rightful follow-up to the rebooted Bond is less interesting than this type of longitudinal thinking the movies inspire. One of the satisfactions of these screen spectaculars, one that Mr. Mendes nicely capitalizes on, is that they have made all of us Bondologists. We each have favorite Bonds (Sean Connery for me, followed by Mr. Craig), our preferred 007 women, outlaws, slick gizmos, sweet rides, command centers and double entendres. We know what kind of cocktail Bond savors and whom he works for and that he often behaves more like a killer than a tradecraft wizard. We also know that, like the cowboy‘s six-shooter and horse, Bond‘s gun and sports car are genre givens, as is a sizable body count. And while, over the years, there have been cruel, suave and silly Bonds, there is always only one Bond, James Bond. The movies have schooled us well. Mr. Mendes, a British film and theater director whose dubious screen achievements include embalming the American dream in ―Revolutionary Road,‖ gets Bond just right in a story that first turns on a domestic threat and then on a personal one. Mr. Mendes grasps the spy‘s existential center, as typified by the ritualistic mano a mano grappling that almost every action movie now deploys to signal that, when push comes to punch, the hero can still kill with his bare hands. There‘s brutal death here, but there‘s also a pervading sense of mortality that makes the falling bodies register a little longer than they sometimes do in a Bond movie. As a director of films like ―American Beauty‖ and ―Away We Go‖ Mr. Mendes has indulged in a noxious blend of self-seriousness and condescension. There‘s none of that here. Instead he honors the contract that the Bond series made with its fans long ago and delivers the customary chases, pretty women and silky villainy along with the little and big bangs. Whether Mr. Mendes is deploying an explosion or a delectable detail, he retains a crucially human scale and intimacy, largely by foregrounding the performers. To that end, while ―Skyfall‖ takes off with shock-and-awe blockbuster dazzle, it‘s opulent rather than outlandish and insistently, progressively low-key, despite an Orientalist fantasy with dragons and dragon ladies. As Bond sprints from peril to pleasure, Mr. Craig and the other players — including an exceptional, wittily venal Javier Bardem, a sleek Ralph Fiennes and a likable Ben Whishaw — turn out to be the most spectacular of Mr. Mendes‘s special effects. 49 Health There's a jungle living in your belly button Warren Wolfe-Star Tribune-December 5, 2012 Not to gross you out, but your belly button is crawling with bacteria -billions of them, in all shapes, sizes and appetites. That's a good thing, a group of North Carolina researchers says after studying more than 500 belly-button swabs, some from their own navels. Most of the tiny critters in that "jungle of microbial diversity" are harmless, the researchers say, and lots of them actually kill off their disease-causing cousins. Not just numerous, they also are diverse: 2,368 different types identified so far, with everybody's belly button carrying a different cast of characters. Those are among findings of the Belly Button Biodiversity Project, an effort by researchers at North Carolina State University and the North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences, both in Raleigh. Magnified mug shots of the bacteria are posted on the project's website, wildlifeofyourbody.org -- along with an article detailing the likely critters crawling on pop superstar Lady Gaga. "Your belly button is a great place to grow up if you're a bacterium," said cardiologist Dr. Tom Kottke at Regions Hospital in St. Paul. "It's warm, dark and moist -- a perfect home." A mostly helpful bunch Too many people think all bacteria are bad, said lead researcher Jiri Hulcr. The Belly Button Project is out to "educate the public about the role bacteria play in our world. Bacteria are always present on our skin and in our bodies." They live in and on every square inch of you, and for the most part it's a win-win relationship -- just you and 100 trillion very close friends, about 10 times the number of cells that make up your body. The one-celled creatures -- so tiny that you'd have to stack up 25,000 or so to equal an inch -- help out in many ways. Some help us make use of the nutrients in food and make waste from what's leftover. Some consume leftover detritus on our skin that otherwise might feed harmful pathogens. Still others are harnessed by scientists to produce medicines and vaccines. 50 But sometimes they can cause sore throats, ear infections, pneumonia or more deadly diseases such as cholera and leprosy. They also can cause belly-button infections. "Infections usually are treated with antibiotics," Kottke said, "but we've gotten more cautious about prescribing them. Sometimes antibiotics do more harm than good, like when they wipe out all the beneficial bacteria in your gut and the bad ones take over." Wash those 'innies' Gently washing your navel with soap and water regularly will lower the likelihood of bacterial problems, but you'll still have lots of microbial visitors in there. About 90 percent of belly buttons are "innies," navel depressions that fold inward, created when the umbilical cord connecting a mom with a newborn baby is cut after birth and heals. Not surprising, innies carry more bacteria than protruding outies, Hulcr said. "Each person's microbial jungle is so rich, colorful and dynamic that in all likelihood your body hosts species that no scientist has ever studied," he said. "Your navel may well be one of the last biological frontiers." The researchers are still gazing at navels, but they've also cast their eyes on wildlife that flourish on other body parts. So stay tuned: The new targets are armpit microbes and forehead mites. 51 Obituaries Marvin Borman of Minneapolis, a lifelong advocate and believer in community service, died peacefully on September 15, 2012. His wife of 66 years, Elizabeth (Betty) Borman, was at his side. He was 89 years old. Born in Indianapolis, Indiana on July 14, 1923, Marvin was the son of Sarah and Harry Borman. The family, including older siblings, Connie and William, who predeceased him. Marvin always beat the odds. A city boy, he hitched rides with friends to the outskirts of Indianapolis to take part in Boy Scouts, becoming an Eagle Scout at 13. He graduated from Shortridge High School at the age of 15, giving the valedictorian speech one week after the unexpected death of his father. He entered the University of Michigan as a 5'2" freshman, but that did not deter him from excelling in debate, becoming the President of his Jewish fraternity, Zeta Beta Tau, editing the Michigan Daily, or being tapped as a Michigamua, an honor he shared with other University of Michigan greats like President Gerald Ford and playwright Arthur Miller. It was also at Michigan where he met the love of his life, Betty Hendel. He had grown to 5' 10 by then. Marvin enlisted in the Marine Corps immediately after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. He saw active duty as a Lieutenant in 1943, later promoted to Captain, and was part of the campaigns in Saipan, Tinian and Okinawa. Deeply patriotic, Marvin did not like to talk about the war, saying only that it was his duty and honor to defend his country. Marvin came home from war and was accepted into Harvard Law School Class of 1949. After graduation, he and Betty came back to Minneapolis where Marvin found a job working for Samuel Maslon, another Harvard educated lawyer, who had started work as a sole proprietor. In 1956, the small practice joined forces with a local litigation firm and created the partnership of Maslon Kaplan Edelman Joseph & Borman. Eventually the firm became Maslon Edelman Borman & Brand, one of the larger law firms in Minneapolis today. Embracing his commitment to public service, Marvin was active in numerous organizations, including service as not only Chairman of the United Way Campaign in his early years, but also later as a Member of the Board and Executive Committee, President and Chairman of the Board of Mount Sinai Hospital, President of Temple Israel, Chairman of the Board and Life Trustee of the Minneapolis Institute of Arts, President and Chairman of the Board of the University of Minnesota Foundation, and Founder and Trustee of the Jeremiah Program. Marvin also received many awards for his business and civic contributions. Scoutmaster of Philanthropy Award, United Way's Distinguished Community Service Award, Minneapolis Rotary Club's Service Above Self Award, and Temple Israel Distinguished Service Award are just a few. Marvin's family would like to give special thanks to Becky Fredrick's caring team of nurses made Dad's last months bearable. And, of course, loving thanks to our dear friends Ed and Kerry LeMieux and Val Golden who have given tremendous support to Betty throughout this journey. In addition to Betty, Marvin is survived by his three children, Jani Ross (Terry) of Mill Valley, CA, Thomas Borman of Minneapolis, and Kimberly Borman (Steve Singer) of Lexington, MA, 5 grandchildren, Dana Rogers (Todd), Daniel Ross (Elizabeth), Margaret Borman, Nicholas Singer and Matthew Singer and 3 great-grandchildren. The world has lost a great model of integrity, goodness and hope for a better world through public service. 52 Terril H. Hart M.D. Hart, Terril H., M.D. Age 73, of Minnetonka, MN passed away on August 30, 2012. Born in Kansas City, Kansas in 1939, Terril attended medical school at the University of Kansas and was the Chief Resident in Pediatrics at Children's Mercy Hospital in Kansas City, MO and the Chief of Pediatrics for the United States Navy at the Naval Hospital in Corpus Christi, TX before moving to Minnesota. In 1971, he co-founded the Wayzata Children's Clinic and was a beloved pediatrician for many families for over 20 years. Also a wellrespected manager, Terril was the VP of Medical Affairs and Chief Medical Officer at Children's Hospitals and Clinics, the CEO of the Indian Health Board of Minneapolis and served as the Chairman of the Board of Allina during the early, crucial merger era. An avid sailor, woodworker and reader, Terril was a man of many interests and talents. He died suddenly of melanoma, a devoted husband, loving father, and grand- father. He is survived by his wife of 29 years, Janet Hustad; daughter, Sarah Hart; son, Michael Hart (Angela); grandchildren, Max, Julia, Anne, Olivia and Victoria; and brother, Michael Craig Hart (Patty). He was preceded in death by his parents, Ken and Helen Hart. Services are on the 11th of September at St. Stephen's Episcopal Church in Edina at 11 AM. Burial at Fort Snelling National Cemetery. Memorials are preferred to Melanoma Research at the Mayo Clinic. Dr. Larry W. Carrow Dr. Larry W. Age 77, of Golden Valley, passed away October 26th. Preceded in death by parents Kay and Dr. Roland Carrow and infant brother Ronald. Survived by loving wife of 48 years Patricia, daughters Hilary Frye (David), Jennifer Dolan (Thomas), Leslie Siegwart (Todd), son Christopher, grandchildren Meghan, Greta, Daniel, Jack and Matthew, and his dog kids Molly and Charlie. He graduated from the University of Minnesota Dental School in 1959, and then served as a Captain in the Medical Corps in the US Army, stationed in Germany. He returned home to practice dentistry in downtown Minneapolis for over 50 years. Memorials are preferred to the Animal Humane Society. Funeral service 10 AM Thursday, with visitation 1/2 hour prior to the service, at Lakewood Chapel, 3600 Hennepin Ave. S., Mpls. Private interment Ft. Snelling National Cemetery. www.Washburn-McReavy.com Edina Chapel 952920-3996 53 Humor “Oh hell, let’s just wing it!” “Yuk, I think I’m going to be sick” “Maybe we can reattach it somehow.” “How many sponges did we start with?” “The thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone?” “Remember to wash your hands before surgery, even if they’re not dirty.” “If he can’t afford the surgery, we can just touch-up the X-rays.” “Remember, the patient who lives on after surgery-is a happier patient.” Above all-“Don’t get cute!” 54 2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C. (N.C. passed an open bar law for Sunday drinking for the convention) 4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN 4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama 4:30 PM – Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world” – Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM –Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.” 5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log” - Michelle Obama 5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite 5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi 6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy. 8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons 9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times 9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore 9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle 10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers , 10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan 11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies 11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagovich rally 11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards 11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding 12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews 12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination 12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing 3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech OMG !!! we've even gotten to Maxine !! 55 MAXINE! Depressed Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck. Folks, we're totally screwed. 56 Kim Jong-Un Named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive For 2012 [UPDATE] NOVEMBER 14, 2012 | ISSUE 48•46 | MORE NEWS The Onion is proud to announce that North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un, 29, has officially been named the newspaper’s Sexiest Man Alive for the year 2012. With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile. “He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” Onion Style and Entertainment editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel said. “And that’s the quality that makes him the sort of man women want, and men want to be. He’s a real hunk with real intensity who also knows how to cut loose and let his hair down.” Added Blake-Zweibel, “Ri Sol-ju is one lucky lady, that’s for sure!” With today’s announcement, Kim joins the ranks of The Onion’s prior “Sexiest Man Alive” winners, including: 2011: Bashar al-Assad 2010: Bernie Madoff 2009: Charles and David Koch (co-winners) 2008: Ted Kaczynski 2007: T. Herman Zweibel The Onion’s commemorative “Sexiest Man Alive” issue will be available on newsstands everywhere this Friday and contains a full 16-page spread on Kim. UPDATE: For more coverage on The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive 2012, Kim Jong-Un, please visit our friends at the People's Daily in China, a proud Communist subsidiary of The Onion, Inc. Exemplary reportage, comrades. 57 THE SEASON ON DEBATES By Gail Collins-New York Times-October 4, 2012 So how are you enjoying Debate Season, people? As compared to the prior Convention Season. Or that little patch in between that has now become known as Reducing Expectations Season. And before that, of course, there was Primary Season, and, before that, the French and Indian War. On Wednesday night, as the debate era opened, Mitt Romney definitely seemed more energetic — was there ever before a presidential candidate who could sound that enthusiastic while vowing to defund Big Bird? But Romney had that funny look on his face whenever President Obama was talking. Somewhere between a person who is trying to overlook an unpleasant smell and a guy who is trying to restrain himself from pointing out that his car is much nicer than your car. Obama seemed tired or bored, and he fell way behind in the much-anticipated battle of the zingers. The president thinks these debates are ridiculous, and he may well be right. But, truly, it would have been a better idea to keep the thought to himself. On the other hand, he was the only one who wants Donald Trump to pay more taxes. If you watched the whole thing, you now know that the president has taken to calling his health care reform law ―Obamacare,‖ which is really a tad strange. Also that Mitt Romney will not admit that any of his proposals could involve unpleasant details. Taxes will go down, but not revenues. The health care reform plan will go away, except for all the popular parts, which will magically remain intact. ―At some point, I think the American people have to ask themselves: Is the reason that Governor Romney is keeping all these plans-to-replace secret because they‘re too good? Is it because that somehow middleclass families are going to benefit too much from them?‖ Obama retorted. But this was about an hour into the debate. Romney, on the other hand, was a veritable zinger arsenal from the get-go. (―Mr. President, you‘re entitled, as the president, to your own airplane and to your own house, but not to your own facts.‖) And what are we to make of all this? There wasn‘t any car crash, but we have been trained to regard every twitch, tic and failure to look engaged as a matter of possibly cosmic consequence. The next leader of the most powerful nation on earth needs to be the person with the best comebacks, but the fewest strange facial expressions. It‘s a little like one of those fairy tales where the citizens of the kingdom pick their next king on the basis of a race to find the feather of the golden swan. Do debates really matter? The experts say that, barring total disaster, the answer is actually no. 58 The committed are already committed. (In some cases, really, really committed. Witness the large proportion of Ohio Republicans who told a pollster that they thought Mitt Romney was the person most responsible for killing Osama bin Laden.) It‘s all about the voters with failure to commit. CNN managed to corral some of them to register their responses to the debate‘s every jab and parry. I kept peeping at the lines recording their emotions, and I swear there were long stretches where the Undecideds nodded off. Still, you don‘t want to mess these things up. No candidate wants to repeat the saga of Rick Lazio, who ran against Hillary Clinton for the United States Senate in New York in 2000. During a critical debate, Lazio tried to be clever by walking over and asking Clinton to sign a campaign fund-raising pledge. It made him look less like a senator than a stalker, and now, a dozen years later, Hillary Clinton is known as one of the most beloved figures on the planet, while Lazio is known as the guy who once violated Hillary Clinton‘s space. All I know is that you deserve a hand, interested citizen. You really have been through a lot. You were there for the Rick Perry meltdown and the Mitch Daniels blip, and the period when we had to get up to speed on Newt Gingrich‘s marital history. And now we‘ve still got two more presidential debates plus one vicepresidential debate. Then we will be moving into the final two weeks, sometimes known as the Actually Having an Election period. Did you read John Noble Wilford‘s article in The Times about the discovery of the remains of a dinosaur the size of a house cat? A paleontologist told Wilford that it might have looked like a ―nimble two-legged porcupine.‖ I am telling you this because the race for the Republican nomination first began at about the time these creatures became extinct. Michele Bachmann shot the last one when it hopped across her front yard. December 8, 2012 59 A LOST CIVILIZATION By Maureen Dowd-New York Times-December 8, 2012 MY college roommates and I used to grocery shop and cook together. The only food we seemed to agree on was corn, so we ate a lot of corn. My mom would periodically call to warn me in a dire tone, ―Do you know why the Incas are extinct?‖ Her maize hazing left me with a deeply ingrained fear of being part of a civilization that was obliviously engaging in behavior that would lead to its extinction. Too bad the Republican Party didn‘t have my mom to keep it on its toes. Then it might not have gone all Apocalypto on us — becoming the first civilization in modern history to spiral the way of the Incas, Aztecs and Mayans. The Mayans were right, as it turns out, when they predicted the world would end in 2012. It was just a select world: the G.O.P. universe of arrogant, uptight, entitled, bossy, retrogressive white guys. Just another vanishing tribe that fought the cultural and demographic tides of history. Someday, it will be the subject of a National Geographic special, or a Mel Gibson movie, where archaeologists piece together who the lost tribe was, where it came from, and what happened to it. The experts will sift through the ruins of the Reagan Presidential Library, Dick Cheney‘s shotgun casings, Orca poll monitoring hieroglyphics, remnants of triumphal rants by Dick Morris on Fox News, faded photos of Clint Eastwood and an empty chair, and scraps of ancient tape in which a tall, stiff man, his name long forgotten, gnashes his teeth about the 47 percent of moochers and the ―gifts‖ they got. Instead of smallpox, plagues, drought and Conquistadors, the Republican decline will be traced to a stubborn refusal to adapt to a world where poor people and sick people and black people and brown people and female people and gay people count. As the historian Will Durant observed, ―A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within.‖ President Obama‘s victory margin is expanding, as more votes are counted. He didn‘t just beat Romney; he‘s still beating him. But another sign of the old guard‘s denial came on Friday, a month after the election, when the Romney campaign ebulliently announced that it raised $85.9 million in the final weeks of the campaign, making its fund-raising effort ―the most successful in Republican Party history.‖ Why is the Romney campaign still boasting? You can‘t celebrate at a funeral. Go away and learn how to crunch data on the Internet. Outside the Republican walled kingdom of denial and delusion, everyone else could see that the once clever and ruthless party was behaving in an obtuse and outmoded way that spelled doom. The G.O.P. put up a candidate that no one liked or understood and ran a campaign that no one liked or understood — a campaign animated by the idea that indolent, grasping serfs must be kept down, even if it meant creating barriers to letting them vote. 60 Although Stuart Stevens, the Romney strategist, now claims that Mitt ―captured the imagination of millions‖ and ran ―with a natural grace,‖ there was very little chance that the awkward gazillionaire was ever going to be president. Yet strangely, Republicans are still gobsmacked by their loss, grasping at straws like Sandy as an excuse. Some G.O.P. House members continue to try to wrestle the president over the fiscal cliff. Romney wanders in a daze, his hair not perfectly gelled. And his campaign advisers continue to express astonishment that a disastrous campaign, convention and candidate, as well as a lack of familiarity with what Stevens dismissively calls ―whiz-bang turnout technologies,‖ could possibly lead to defeat. Who would ever have thought blacks would get out and support the first black president? Who would ever have thought women would shy away from the party of transvaginal probes? Who would ever have thought gays would work against a party that treated them as immoral and subhuman? Who would have ever thought young people would desert a party that ignored science and hectored on social issues? Who would ever have thought Latinos would scorn a party that expected them to finish up their chores and self-deport? Republicans know they‘re in trouble when W. emerges as the moral voice of the party. The former president lectured the G.O.P. on Tuesday about being more ―benevolent‖ toward immigrants. As Eva Longoria supersedes Karl Rove as a power player, Republicans act as shellshocked as the Southern gentry overrun by Yankee carpetbaggers in ―Gone with the Wind.‖ As the movie eulogized: ―Here was the last ever to be seen of Knights and their Ladies Fair, of Master and of Slave. Look for it only in books, for it is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.‖ Gun sales have burgeoned since the president‘s re-election, with Black Friday weapons purchases setting records as the dead-enders rush to arm themselves. But history will no doubt record that withering Republicans were finally wiped from the earth in 2016 when the relentless (and rested) Conquistadora Hillary marched in, General Bill on a horse behind her, and finished them off. 61