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Brevard Live September 2008 - 1
Brevard Live September 2008 - 1 2 - Brevard Live September 2008 Brevard Live September 2008 - 3 4 - Brevard Live September 2008 Brevard Live September 2008 - 5 SEX AND THE BEACH M att is ready to put himself out there. Back in the dating-game with all its pleasures and pains. If you meet him or talk to him, don’t worry - your identity will be always protected. It’s kind of a “reality show” - or better a “reality column”. If you want to converse with Matt or just give him a piece of your mind, you can e-mail him at [email protected]. The Beginning By Matthew Bretz ast month I wrote an article called “Men are from Mars, Women are… Crazy!”. I know it’s dangerous to use the “C” word with women, but I wanted to get my frustrations out… however biased they may be. I honestly thought it would be a one time thing and after it hit print I could kick back, grab a beer and wait for the hate mail. My editor had other ideas. Before I knew it, she had put together a promo about a monthly column - this column, where I would presumably write about my dating life in all its disastrous… glory? That sounded kind of scary. It’s one thing to play a part in a TV show - pretending to put your love life in print- it’s another thing entirely to actually do it. I’ve thought about this extensively. I’ve weighed the pros and cons considering the effects a column like this might have on my life. My biggest concern is probably the same one you’re thinking about right now - what girl in her right mind would want to date me knowing there is a huge possibility part of her private life will end up in print? I know… right?! After going over all of this, I have come to a conclusion. I’ll do it. But if I’m really going to do this - and do it rightwe (you and me) have to start out on an even plane informationally. To take this journey, hopefully learning something along the way, I have to be up-front and honest with you the reader. It’s the only way you will know where I’m coming from. Before we get into it, and I open my proverbial veins, you need to be armed with some background. I have never been very skilled at risking myself emotionally. On a nice comfy couch, talking with a twohundred dollar an hour “friend”, I’m sure I could trace it all back to trust issues developed during childhood. L 6 - Brevard Live September 2008 But that doesn’t really count anymore. I’m 31 and fully capable of making my own decisions, regardless of what happened to me when I was a kid. My point is, I have spent the better part of my life as an emotional first grader and it has hurt every single adult relationship I’ve ever attempted. My track record: I date a girl long enough for them to fall for me, and I may fall for them too, but for some reason when it comes down to committing I just can’t do it. Then, after enough time has gone by for them to get fed up, I decide I’m ready. By that time of course they’re done and ready to move on. This is the cycle and it blows. About two years ago I got involved with a woman named Betty (I’m changing names). Betty worked her ass off trying to get to me. To this day I’m not sure if she was doing it all to get close to me, or because she just couldn’t stand seeing something broken without trying to fix it. Whatever the reason, it worked. Suddenly I was depending on someone else for part of my happiness. I found myself trusting someone in ways I never had before… it scared the H-E-doublehockey-sticks out of me but I didn’t care. I wanted to make someone else happy and I was finally willing to risk myself to do it. Guess what happened next. She crushed me. You know what? I don’t even know if ‘crushed’ is the word. She cartoon-pianoed my newly opened heart like a gimmicky, jokeless comedian smashing watermelons. It was bad. It hurt. I cried. I suffered. Time went by. I healed. Then she came back and did it again! But here’s the thing- it didn’t kill me. And what I mean by that is, although the whole experience was excruciating, when I came out the other end I was fine. Actually better than fine. I realized that when Betty put the hurt on me, she didn’t wipe out my new ability to trust. And now that I’m over her, I find myself - maybe for the first time ever- emotionally available and ready to start again with a completely clean slate. Now, I know I’m not completely innocent here. I’m far from being a down hearted victim in need of help. I’ve been around and I’ve broken my own share of hearts. I’d like to think it’s all been part of my learning curve but that might just be me trying to ease my guilt with some justification… there really is none. I do think that part of my life is over though and I’m ready to… well...grow up. I lived for years in the envelope of a band, hiding behind my guitar. Talking to girls under the neon moon is easy, so I let myself do it. Now I know I was being a coward. I had a lot of fun… a lot of fun. But after a while it’s hard not to notice the rest of the world passing you by. There it is, my friend. That’s my romantic history in a nutshell (always hated that term), give or take a couple decade’s worth of details. So, now I begin again. New territory, new adventure. Let’s see what happens when a reformed bad-boy takes a stab at life and love in the daylight of adulthood. I’ll meet you back here in a month and we’ll discuss my progress… or lack of. photo by www.mistibluday.com Brevard Live September 2008 - 7 PUBLISHER/EDITOR Heike Clarke STAFF Sales/Marketing Steve Newton Linda Thorpe CALENDAR/GRAPHICS Charlene Hemmle MUSIC WRITERS Matt Bretz , Chris Long, Jeff Nall OUT & ABOUT Eroica Fedder, Mara Bermudez MOVIES Greg Kimple, Franco Dean ART Lou Belcher PHOTOGRAPHY Terry Wallace, Tim Bretz COLUMNISTS Chuck Van Riper Joey Simeo Reproduction of any portion of Brevard Live is strictly prohibited without the written permission of the publisher. ADVERTISEMENT/ SALES Phone: (321) 956-9207 Fax: (321) 956-9228 [email protected] COMMENTS & LETTERS Brevard Live Magazine P.O. Box 1452, Melbourne, Fl 32902 Copyright © 2008 Brevard Live All rights reserved Going Green To Save The Environment M illing paper from recycled paper uses 20 percent less energy than it does to make paper from fresh paper trees grown on tree farms at the cost of more pollution caused by additional transporta- 8 - Brevard Live September 2008 tion and chemical cleaning treatment. This is why Brevard Florida Live Magazine is now printed on Recycled Paper! Save the trees, save energy, save the environment. We are not responsible for photos or scripts sent to Brevard Live Magazine. Published photos and articles become property of this publication. We are not responsible for wrongful advertised or canceled venues. Download a pdf file BREVARD FLORIDA LIVE www.brevardfloridalive.com www.brevardlive.com www.floridalive.org Volume 17, Issue 6 PICK YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS FEATURES THE BMAs ARE HERE! It will be the place to be, if you want to explore Brevard’s most popular music scene: Monday, Sept. 8th, 6 pm at the Henegar Center in downtown Melbourne, and for the glamorous BMA-After Party at Lou’s Blues in Indialantic Page 11 NEW RIDERS OF THE PURPLE SAGE It’s season! Brevard’s premier stage, The King Center, introduces its wonderful collection of performing arts and entertainment for 2008/09. Page 16 I’M WITH THE BAND Matt is at the Metro Entertainment to see Brevard’s metal band Lydia Can’t Breathe. Columns page 51 6 26 Charles Van Riper Satire 28 Movie Reviews by Greg Kimple & Franco Dean 51 Out & About by Eroica Fedder & Mara Bermudez 61 Brevard Comedy by Joey Simeo 31 Calendars Entertainment Theatre, Concert, Festival, Arts Page 13 This spin-off from the Grateful Dead has changed players throughout the decades. What has remained is the spirit and sounds of the music. Page 13 FOR THE LOVE OF SURFING We wanted you to read this BEFORE this Labor Day Weekend, but then there was Fay! Rich Salick’s work and play has made him a legend beyond Central Florida. Page 40 SENSES FAIL Joyful news for our punk-rock scene: Senses Fail, the band that started with an Internet ad and became successful, will be performing at Hiram’s Oct. 14th. Get your tickets now. Page 14 MICHAEL SHELTON Michael Shelton’s life has been an interesting journey through the worlds of art, music and writing. Part II Sex & The Beach by Matt Bretz Page 56 Brevard Live September 2008 - 9 10 - Brevard Live September 2008 Brevard Live THE BMAs ARE HERE! SEPTEMBER 8TH 6 PM AT THE HENEGAR CENTER A Personal Invitation by Chris Long I recall the first conversation that I had with Brevard Live editor Heike Clarke regarding the BMAs way back in 1999. Although we were both immediately enthusiastic about staging a local version of the Grammys, it would be another five years before our vision would finally come to fruition. Nearly a decade has now passed since that initial dialogue and the Brevard Live Music Awards have become THE premier musical event on the Space Coast. The BL staff now dedicates eight months a year to the production and promotion of this annual party. It is an expensive proposition indeed and we couldn‘t pull it off without the continued support of the community and our faithful sponsors. And for this I‘d like to extend a heartfelt, “Thank you.” As I’m writing this, I’m on tour with the band Poison. It’s nearly 4AM and we’re traveling from Holmdel, NJ to Richmond, VA. I’m tired as heck and I think our tour bus driver is hitting every concievable bump along the way. In short order, the last thing I want to be doing right now is writing an article, especially another one about the BMAs. But I believe in local music. Anyone who knows me knows that I’ve been carrying the flag for the scene here in Brevard County since I booked my first concert at DeLaura Jr. High School at the age of 15 back in 1978. So here I sit, barely able to keep my eyes open, writing another article about the cause that I’ve fought for so passionately for the last 30 years. This year’s ceremony is NOT about winning OR losing awards. It’s about a celebration of music and honoring our area talent. People get dressed up for this event. They rent limos, mingle and take in exciting live performances. Simply put, it’s a party! Yes, it’s true. After months of preparation, promotion and speculation, the annual BMAs are finally here! It’s all happening at 6 pm, Monday, September 8th at the fabulous Henegar Performing Arts Center, located in historic downtown Melbourne. I will return to host this year’s show and The Danny Morris Band will also reprise their role as the show’s house band. Although tickets are still available, a sellout crowd is expected at show time. As in previous years, more than a dozen awards will be handed out to top vote getters including several specialty award winners chosen by the BL-staff. However, this year’s show will also feature amazing live performances from some of the area’s top new and upcoming artists. And to further freshen the format, I’ve personally tapped local wise-guy Brian Arnold, of Tango Palace and the Greg & Brian Band to come onboard this year as my official sidekick. And then there’s the infamous after-party being held this year at Lou’s Blues in Indialantic featuring an all-star post ceremony jam hosted by Kenny Michaels. It’s going to be an unbelievable night. From musicians, friends, family and fans to club owners, agents and members of the local press, everyone who’s anyone is gonna be there. If I seem more excited than usual about this year’s event it’s because I am. And I just wanted to take this final opportunity to invite each of you to come out and experience the party of the year. See ya there! Brevard Live September 2008 - 11 12 - Brevard Live September 2008 Florida Live New Riders of the Purple SagE Keeping Rock History Alive! Friday, Sept 26, 8 pm at the pool side of the Space Coast Convention Center in Cocoa. For ticket information go to www.brevardtickets.com or call 321-783-9004. T he New Riders of the Purple Sage, signed to Columbia Records by Clive Davis, released its eponymous first album in September 1971 to widespread acclaim. In the next 11 years the band toured and released over 12 albums, selling over 4 million records. NRPS began as a part-time spin-off from the Grateful Dead when Jerry Garcia (pedal steel guitar), Phil Lesh (bass) and Mickey Hart (drums) teamed up with John Dawson (guitar, vocals) and David Nelson (guitar). By 1971 Dave Torbert had replaced Lesh, and Spencer Dryden, formerly of Jefferson Airplane, had joined as the group’s permanent drummer. Garcia remained in both The Dead and The New Riders until he found himself over committed, at which time Buddy Cage replaced him and the classic NRPS lineup was born. Original NRPS bass player Dave Torbert and drummer Spencer Dryden have passed away, and co-founder John Dawson cannot lend his considerable talents at this time due to ongoing health problems but has given his blessing and is excited to know his music is being heard live again to a whole new generation of fans. The new lineup vows to keep the NRPS spirit and tunes alive by taking them to fans everywhere. D avid Nelson has managed the seemingly impossible. He has remained true to his musical vision and integrity without becoming outdated or archaic in the process. Nelson, an important figure in the musical vanguard of the influential Haight-Ashbury music scene, spawned the Grateful Dead. His ties to Jerry Garcia and Robert Hunter extend beyond that with The Wildwood Boys, a bluegrass band they formed together in 1962 in Palo Alto, CA. After the Dead got together, Nelson played guitar on three pivotal albums, Aoxomoxoa, Workingman’s Dead and American Beauty. Not only has Buddy Cage sold over four million records in his ten years with the NRPS, but he has also performed on many gold and platinum albums during his distinguished career including Blood On The Tracks (Dylan), Biograph (Dylan), The Official Bootleg Tapes (Dylan) and various releases with Ann Murray. Cage has also recorded with Grateful Dead Members Garcia, Weir and Hart as well as with Dead lyricist Robert Hunter (on Tales of the Rum Runners). Guitarist/singer/songwriter Michael Falzarano has most notably been a member of Hot Tuna, the famed offspring of The Jefferson Airplane, and The Memphis Pilgrims, a Memphis-style rock‘n’roll/blues band that he founded in 1986. Having recently signed with Blues Planet Records, Falzarano’s current release is a solo project, The King James Sessions. He has toured the world on shared billings with The Allman Brothers, Black Crowes, The Other Ones, Rusted Root, Bruce Hornsby and Los Lobos. Ronnie Penque has been playing music for over 30 years. When not working with NRPS or his band Neon Gods, which includes his brother Chris Penque on guitar, Ron is busy as a session player. Ronnie started out as the original bass player in the popular Grateful Dead cover band Ripple. Johnny Markowski, an accomplished drummer, can be found playing his kit these days with The New Riders of the Purple Sage. When not on the road with The NRPS, Johnny works with his band, Stir Fried, and plays with various artists in many styles. FLORIDA TOUR TRACKER 9.24.08 Freebird Live, Jacksonville Beach 9.25.08 Culture Room, Fort Lauderdale 9.26.08 Cocoa Beach Convention Center, Cocoa 9.27.08 Skipper’s Smokehouse, Tampa 9.28.08 The Beta Bar, Tallahassee Brevard Live September 2008 - 13 SENSES FAIL By Jeff Nall O n Tuesday, October 14, punk-rock screams and high-charged emotion will pour from the stage at Captain Hiram’s as rockers, Senses Fail, perform live. The show will begin at 6:30 pm. Now I know we’re a month ahead on this one but we want to make sure, you’re in the know and ready for this upcoming mega-show. In case you don’t already know who Senses Fail is, here are some interesting factoids. T he band has graced the pages of influential music magazines such as Kerrang!, Rolling Stone, and Spin. Warped Tour veterans, Senses Fail, even made it on to the cover of the Alternative Press. After touring around the nation with bands like New Found Glory Finch, The Used, and The Startling Line, the band has created a serious following. How the band got its start is where it really gets interesting. Ever wanted to know how to start a “screamo-punk-emo” band? Here’s the Senses Fail formula: Start with an internet ad stating your intentions to create a band, wait around until a drummer dials you up and brings along a ready-made rhythm section. Walla, you’ve got yourself a band. In 2002, aspiring front-man Buddy Nielsen put out an internet ad seeking to recruit members. Shortly thereafter, Dan Trapp (drums) and his friends Dave Miller (guitar) and Garrett Zablocki (guitar) responded to the call. Later the group was joined by bassist Mike Glita, the former Tokyo Rose drummer. But really this was just the beginning. The real work came after the band had formed. Senses Fail worked from the ground-up, playing shows anywhere, from skate parks, to clubs to churches. Later that year the group went into the studio to make what would become its debut disk, “From the Depths of Dreams.” The disk did so well independently that Drive-Thru Records decided to pick it up and re-release it in 2003. The CD climbed onto the charts, making it to 144 on Billboard. Not bad for less than two years! Since the release of its first album, Senses Fail 14 - Brevard Live September 2008 Florida Live has moved in only one direction: upward. The group’s sophomore effort “Let it Enfold You” (2004), moved more than a quarter of a million albums. Some have said the album title comes from a Charles Bukowski poem. The album also featured a song, “The Irony of Dying on Your Birthday,” about mythologist Joseph Campbell. The group really made a mark with its disk, “Still Searching” (2006), selling 850,000 copies and rising to number 15 on Billboard. Six years after its formation, the band has gone through serious changes. Miller has since been replaced on guitar by Heath Saraceno. Mike Glita also left the group to pursue other projects and has been temporarily replaced by Jason Black. Despite these changes, 2008 is lined-up to be an im- portant year for the band. Senses Fail has its sights set on doing big things with its latest album, “Life is Not a Waiting Room.” The disk is due out in October 2008. So save the date, October 14, and check out these rising stars in the punk-rock world. To hear some of the band’s music go to www.myspace.com/sensesfail FLORIDA TOUR TRACKER 10.12.08 Fuel Coffeehouse, Jacksonville 10.14.08 Captain Hiram’s, Sebastian 10.15.08 Mojo Room, Port St. Lucie 10.16.08 Beta Bar, Tallahassee Brevard Live September 2008 - 15 Brevard Live PICK YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS The Maxwell C. King Center presents another wonderful collection of performing arts and entertainment in its 2008-2009 Season close to home. Thank you, Steve Janicki! • Peter Frampton Sunday, October 26, 7 pm Guitar hero and Grammy-nominated “Best Rock Instrumental” performer continues to entertain with his signature talk-box guitar techniques in a musical collection ranging from bluesy to razor-edged rock to impressionistic jazz. • Rufus Wainwright Friday, November 7, 8 pm Affectionately referred to by Sir Elton John as “the greatest songwriter on the planet” and praised by The New York Times for his “genuine originality,” Rufus Wainwright’s lush, theatrical pop offerings hark back to the traditions of Tin Pan Alley, cabaret and even opera - earning him comparisons to Cole Porter and George Gershwin. • Vince Gill Acoustic Sunday, November 16, 7 pm He has an impressive career as a performer, musician and songwriter, having earned 19 Grammy Awards and 18 CMA Awards, including Entertainer of the Year and is the newest member of the coveted Country Music Hall of Fame. • Mannheim Steamroller Christmas Wednesday, November 19, 8 pm Chip Davis, creator of the New Age genre MANNHEIM STEAMROLLER, has transformed popular instrumental music, adding synthesizers to pop, classical and rock mixes. Infusing new energy with his unique sounds, he rejuvenates traditional Christmas music, bringing us a spectacular evening of holiday light and sound. Mr. Davis loves creating music and it shows! • Tillis Family Christmas Tuesday, December 2, 8 pm A night of stuttering, stories and songs - a lifetime of Christmas memories set to music. • Dixie’s Tupperware Party December 2-7 “Off Broadway” Studio Theatre Series Join Dixie as she travels the country throwing good ol’fashioned Tupperware Parties filled with outrageously funny tales, heartfelt accounts, FREE giveaways, audience participation and the most fabulous assortment of Tupperware ever sold on a theater stage. 16 - Brevard Live September 2008 Peter Frampton Vince Gill • OLIVER! Saturday, December 20, 3 pm & 7:30 pm Harris Broadway Series Hailed the world over as one of the best-loved family musicals of all time, Oliver brings to the stage some of Charles Dicken’s most unforgettable characters along with one of Broadway’s most memorable scores. • A Christmas Carol - The Musical Sunday, December 21, 3 pm A holiday musical for the whole family with an original musical score, including many beloved traditional carols of the period. • NBC’s “Last Comic Standing” Live Tour Sunday, December 28, 7 pm An evening of great stand-up comedy with the official NBC tour of finalists from the Emmy-nominated 6th season of Last Comic Standing! Watch the series this summer on NBC, then see the finalists on the “Last Comic Standing” Live Tour perform on the King Center stage. • Girl’s Night: The Musical January 6-11 “Off Broadway” Studio Theatre Series Girl’s Night: The Musical is the hilarious and touching new show which follows five friends as they re-live their past, celebrate the present and look to the future during a wild and outrageous girl’s night out at a karaoke bar. Brevard Live September 2008 - 17 Brevard Live Shows are added all the time: Larry The Cable Guy Nov 15, David Copperfield Jan 28. Updates at www.kingcenter.com • The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee January 13-18; 8 Shows Harris Broadway Series 2008-2009 Season This tuneful, offbeat and at times heartwarming show offers audience members the opportunity (strictly voluntary) to become part of the action as on-stage spellers. • Gershwin Sings Gershwin Tuesday, January 20, 8 pm Starring Alexis Gershwin, it is a tribute to her uncles Ira and George, celebrating their timeless music. Her sumptuous vocals display her many inherited talents. • The Temptations & The Four Tops Thursday, January 22, 8 pm Smooth stepping and flawless presentations with flair, flash and class, the Temptations have propelled pop and soul music with a series of smash hits for decades. • Garrison Keillor Tuesday, February 3, 7:30 pm Garrison Keillor is the well-known American author, storyteller, humorist, columnist, musician, satirist, radio personality and host of “A Prairie Home Companion,” a weekly show on National Public Radio. • THE PINK FLOYD EXPERIENCE Friday, February 13, 8 pm It is much more than just a flawless re-creation of the legendary songs that spanned decades in their appeal. It’s up close and personal, a celebration of the music, themes and innovation the great band brought to fans around the world. • Johnny Mathis Saturday, February 14, 8 pm He has one of the most enduring careers in American music with the distinction of being one of only five recording artists to have Top 40 hits spanning four decades. • Natalie Cole Tuesday, February 17, 8 pm Grammy Award-winning song stylist Natalie Cole shares her journey and life lessons with grace, humor and an incredible voice that ranges from blues to dynamic diva. • The Manhattan Transfer Thursday, February 19, 8 pm Their successful musical career has been filled with critical praise and commercial success - 8 Grammy Awards and dozens of Top 10 Hits. • DRUMLINE Live Wednesday, February 4, 8 pm The historic black marching band tradition is intensely alive now on the theatrical stage for the first time! An incredibly talented group of African-American percussionists form a pulsing “drumline” with rhythm, speed and resonance that will shock you with its precision and energy. • SPAMALOT February 24-March 1, 8 Shows Harris Broadway Series 2008-2009 Season Winner of the 2005 Tony Award for Best Musical, Monty Python’s Spamalot is the outrageous new musical comedy lovingly ripped off from the film classic “Monty Python and The Holy Grail.” • Golda’s Balcony Thursday, February 12, 7:30 pm Tovah Feldshuh re-creates her Tony-nominated performance of “Golda’s Balcony,” the longest-running onewoman show in Broadway history. • Arlo Guthrie Thursday, March 5, 8 pm Following in the steps of his father, legendary folk pioneer Woody Guthrie, he often sings songs of protest against social injustice. 18 - Brevard Live September 2008 • Michael Amante Tribute to Pavarotti Friday, March 6, 8 pm This American golden-voiced tenor always creates an excited buzz among sold-out audiences and countless dignitaries. • KODO Drums One Earth Tour - North America 2009 Wednesday, March 11, 8 pm “KODO,” meaning “heartbeat,” the primal source of all rhythm, combines the ancient art of drumming with contemporary world music. • Neil Berg’s 100 YEARS OF HOLLYWOOD Thursday, March 12, 8 pm A cast of five of Broadway’s finest talents will perform favorite songs from classic films and movie musicals. • JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR Sunday, March 29, 3 pm & 7 pm The first masterpiece from the legendary writing team of Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber, exploded onto the scene in 1971, changing the world of musical theatre forever. • National Acrobats of China Saturday, April 11, 7:30 pm A dazzling complement of martial arts, traditional music, acrobatics and illusion from one of the foremost acrobatic troupes in China! • Happy Days - A New Musical Tuesday-Wednesday, April 28-29, 2 pm & 8 pm Harris Broadway Series 2008-2009 Season This musical reintroduces one of America’s best loved families, the Cunninghams and the days of 1959 Milwaukee complete with varsity sweaters, hula hoops and jukebox sock-hoppin’. • The Drowsy Chaperone Tuesday, May 12, 8 pm Wednesday, May 13, 2 pm & 8 pm Harris Broadway Series 2008-2009 Season A new musical comedy that is swooping into town with tons of laughs and the most 2006 Tony Awards of any musical on Broadway! The season brochure contains detailed information on all performances, discounted ticket prices and the King Center’s private membership group, the Crown Club. To inquire about the many benefits of becoming a subscriber or for more information contact the ticket office (321) 242-2219. Brevard Live September 2008 - 19 Florida Live I’m With The Band! LYDIA CAN’T BREATHE W By Matthew Bretz I e pull up to the Metro Entertainment, an old double screen movie theater cum weekend concert venue, in West Melbourne, Florida. I’m here for a band I’ve been hearing about for a couple of years, but never actually seen. Tonight they are headlining a multiband show…all metal. I’m not the biggest fan of hardcore, but there IS a bar and I’m counting on this band to be different, so I brought some friends to make a night of it. t’s Saturday night. The music will be provided by Lydia Can’t Breathe. Put on your best black shirt, grab some eye-liner and tell your parents you hate them… this is a metal show and tonight- you’re with the band! Someone asked me the other day how I could write about a genre I hate. It’s not true, I don’t hate metal. I’m just not a blanket fan. I take it on a band-by-band basis and form my opinion according to each artist. Truth is - most of the time it just sounds like the same band to me: loud distorted guitars in a drop-tuning for that dark and ominous tone, fast double-kick and as many cymbal crashes as the drummer can fit in, barely audibly picked bass lines and of course the singer/screamer growling pseudo-poetic lyrics – that you can’t understand - about how bad his life is. That being said… I love Lydia Can’t Breathe. These guys are great musicians. They work hard and their arrangements show it. This is Lydia: Kyle Bolduc, Dan Wilson, Dirk Grobb, Josh Runfeldt and Shad(rach) Roundy. The first guy I see as I walk in is Kyle Bolduc the lead singer. Right off it’s easy to get a confusing impression of this guy. He has a conservative hairstyle, no visible tattoos or piercings and dresses like a collegiate tennis player. His unassuming style and polite manner throw me some. He doesn’t exactly fit the typical profile of a hardcore lead singer. No ego, no goth make-up. He’s just a normal guy and I love that. As a matter of fact, everyone in this band is very, very nice to me. No one is trying to push a fake image; they are musicians and they play music. “The show is running a little late tonight, but I hope you can hang out and catch our set”, Kyle says so politely I almost think I hear him say “sir”...but that’s just my imagination. We grab a table off to the side and dig in with a couple of beers each, ready to wait out the bands ahead of Lydia. Looking around, I realize that the Metro hasn’t changed - ever. I’ve been coming here almost my entire life and it’s always been the same. I came here to see “Back to the Future” for my eightth birthday. The lobby still doubles as a pool hall/bar. It still smells like beer and popcorn. There 20 - Brevard Live September 2008 are still old movie posters papering the walls. The only addition might be the karaoke stage on the left side of the room. A couple years ago the new owners decided to try and turn the theater into a music venue on Friday and Saturday nights. I’ll be honest and say, I never thought it would work. Because of city ordinance, the bars in West Melbourne have to close by midnight. Thinking that most people don’t even go out until ten-thirty or eleven, I just didn’t think it would last. I was wrong. The Metro hosts shows every weekend and even webcasts them. Every once in a while, someone walks through the door going in or out of the theater where we are waiting to see Lydia perform in. When they do, we get to hear about 5 seconds of whoever is onstage. I can’t be sure, but sounds to me like the cookie monster is pulling vocal duty with most of the bands playing tonight. All around us the lifestyle is alive, and I can’t help but feel like I’m looking through a window into a foreign world. Everybody is wearing black. Why so much black? Can’t other colors be angry too? The one I can relate to is how much these people love the bands they are here to see. They are true fans. Of course, there are some kids here that just want to feel wild and out of control… a little dangerous even, but there are bands all over town that play loud and fast - these people came to see Lydia. Finally it’s time and ee head in. The room fills up fast and, once again, I’m vindicated in my decision to come tonight. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen this band. I was lucky enough to be part of a very small audience for a very special show in a very small room. That day, when the band was setting up, I remember feeling a little nervous watching two guys carry in Runfeldt’s monstrous drum kit. It’s been my experience that drummers with the least amount of equipment tend to be the tightest. He proved me wrong. Rundfeldt holds his band together with fantastic timing and control, and zero overplay. The guys are in full swing now, about halfway through It’s Saturday night in West Melbourne. The venue is The Metro Entertainment. photos by Tim Breetz the first number, and I’m thinking about how glad I am that I was at that private show. In the studio I could hear everything: every lick, kick and lyric. The sound sucks tonight at the Metro. It’s muddy and distorted. The sound guy seems to lean heavy on the low-end side of the dial. Funny thing about that… I can’t hear the bass at all- a disservice to a solid player like Roundy. The biggest disappointment is that I can’t hear the intertwining guitar lines being played by Wilson and Grobb. That’s what really got my attention in the first place. Regardless of the sound, the boys still play a great show and everyone is having a good time. Lydia breaks into the crowd favorite of the night - a ditty about indulging in the cronic with a very cool Eminem style scat in the breakdown. I look towards the front of the crowd and see a pretty, red headed girl dancing along to the music. She couldn’t be more than nineteen and doesn’t look like she’s been to a show like this before. I have to chuckle knowing this is probably a ‘walk on the wild side’ for her. Kyle introduces the next song as a tribute to a fallen friend. And I’m glad they are playing this one because we get to hear him sing… and the boy can. The song begins very melodically and hushed. Then it builds into a controlled chaos. Filled with little Easter egg surprises and very cool timing changes, this is probably MY favorite of the night. Their set isn’t very long tonight, but with all the energy these guys exert, it’s amazing they even went this long. You can tell they love what they do with all their hearts, and those kinds of players will always have a special place with me. Lydia Can’t Breathe is nothing like I thought they would be and I feel stupid for even having a preconceived opinion. It’s true that this really isn’t my scene. But the boys in Lydia are real musicians - serious musicians - and that makes them my kind of band. I know you’ve seen the bumper stickers around town, I’m sure you’ve seen the t-shirts. If you haven’t seen the band, do yourself a favor and stop missing out. Check out www.myspace.com/lydiacantbreathe for music and info. Brevard Live September 2008 - 21 22 - Brevard Live September 2008 Brevard Live September 2008 - 23 Brevard Live Rich Salick: FOR THE LOVE OF SURFING By Jeff Nall Beyond the beach, bikinis, and beer, the Annual Cocoa Beach Surf Company NKF Pro Am Surf Festival is about helping to give people a second chance at living. The festival began as a benefit for chronically ill dialysis patients. To date, it has raised over five million dollars for programs at the National Kidney Foundation of Florida. T o understand the history of the festival is to understand the history of co-founder and former pro surfer Rich Salick. He was a member of the original Dewey Weber Surf Team in the 60s, the US Surfing Team in 72, and went on to sign contracts to endorse a prominent California surfboard. But as Salick’s career was taking off, his health took a nose dive when his kidney began troubling him. He literally went from exploring the oceans of the world with his surfboard to having trouble doing rudimentary activities. Salick was given a chance to continue his life when his twin brother Phil gave him one of his kidneys in 1974. But that was just the beginning of Salick’s arduous journey back to recovery. After he adjusted to the medications that assisted his transplant operation, Salick’s desire to surf left him wanting to do more than survive, he wanted to live. For a surfer like Salick, living meant surfing. “The concept of ‘you have your life back, just take it easy’ did not sit well with me,” said Salick. “I was 23 when I got sick. Some things just aren’t fair.” At the time Salick’s doctors discouraged any thought of surfing again as the location of the transplanted kidney made him vulnerable to life-threatening injury. Salick’s desire to surf couldn’t be stopped. Inspired by Cypress Gardens’ use of “ensolite,” the material used to make water ski jackets, Salick developed a padding system that protected his transplanted kidney. While most doctors continued to recommend against his returning to surfing, Salick found an ally in Dr. Robert Cade. Dr. Cade, famed for the invention of Gatorade, gave Salick the OK to return to the water. “Dr. Robert Cade was my Nephrologist when I was first diagnosed in Gainesville at Shands Teaching Hospital at the University of Florida,” explained Salick. “We became friends through a year long relationship through dialysis pre-transplant and then post-transplant. After transplant I had a separation of church and state with my physicians 24 - Brevard Live September 2008 but won over a few and prevailed in the long run with Dr. Cade’s encouragement. I had invented an “ensolite padding” with the help of the famed Cypress Gardens and we were off to the races.” S alick returned to surfing with a vengeance. Not only was he able to surf, he was a serious competitor. “I won the second event I surfed in and continued as a professional for over three more years,” said Salick. But this return was not easy. At the time Salick spent more than eight hours three days a week on a kidney dialysis machine. So exemplarily was his example that Contemporary Dialysis Magazine recognized Salick as the first athlete ever to return to professional level competition after a kidney transplant. Salick’s determination can be attributed to his absolute love of surfing, which he dates back to his first wave. “I clearly remember the first wave I took on Anna Maria Island in 1964,” he said. “My whole family lived on the beach and it just fit; my mom encouraged us; the whole lifestyle. I was so hungry to do well I used to leave my girlfriend home to head to Cocoa Beach with Phil. So many times we would stay in the water for 8 hours a day. Meeting Bob Carson, Mike Tabeling, Bruce Valluzzi and Gary Propper changed it all. We were so hungry for our abilities to flourish.” Salick’s love for surfing not only kept his long neck in the water, it also helped launch one of the premier surfing festivals on the East Coast. Approached by The Dr. C. Craig Tisher, Chief of Nephrology at the University of Florida, about creating a national surfing tournament, Salick helped create the National Kidney Foundation ProAm Surfing Program. Proving how the event has impacted peoples’ lives, Salick said that the surfing festival will be “bringing in transplant and dialysis patients that surf from all over the country.” Brevard Live “For a surfer, the induction into the Surfing Hall of Fame in January of 2000 was more than I could have asked for.” Rick Salick (right) with brother Phil (left) and surf buddy and Melbourne attorney Steve Casanova esq. O ver the years Salick’s struggle to survive and live a fullife has continued. Around the same time he began working to establish the national surf festival Salick discovered he would need a second surgery and a new kidney. At the time Salick’s brothers, Channing, stepped up to save his life. Twelve years later, in 1999, Salick needed yet another transplant. This time his younger brother Wilson did the job of giving his brother a third lease on life. These days Salick doesn’t surf as much as he’d like to. “I went through 6 years of severe cancer therapy, surgeries, radiation and chemotherapy and some of the surfing switches are still turned off,” said Salick. “It is hard work but I keep my boards ready. Plus it is not as easy when you have some years on you.” While Salick struggles to achieve his physical goals this time around, his determination to help others realize life after transplant and dialysis remains. Today Salick works as the Director of Community Relations at the National Kidney Foundation of Florida Inc. and continues to organize the NKF of Florida Surf Festival. Over the years he has amassed numerous awards for his surfing and his advocacy on behalf of transplant and dialysis patients. What’s the achievement is his proudest of? “April of this year my younger son David and I were inducted into the USA Black Belt Martial Arts Hall of Fame in Ohio,” said Salick. “Mine was certainly more Emeritus status than David, an 8 time Grand Champion. He was recognized as the Grand National Champion of the Year.” “But for a surfer, the induction into the Surfing Hall of Fame in January of 2000 was more than I could have asked for. I also want to be known as a father that freely gave up a lot to have so much good time with his sons.” NRK PRO AM SURF FSTIVAL WHERE: Shepard’s Park in Cocoa Beach/ 520 Beach WHEN: Annually on Labor Day Weekend SCHEDULE: www.nkfsurf.com/cocoahome.html Brevard Live September 2008 - 25 The Column By Charles Van Riper They’re heeeere! O .K., so you either believe in aliens or you don’t. Some people swear to the fact that they were abducted. Hundreds of people at a time see a UFO and it gets explained as a “weather balloon” or some tricky lightning situation. Some say there is a great Government conspiracy (naaah, they’d never do THAT!). Others believe that there is a greater chance of Republicans restoring the Constitution than the existence of aliens. Who’s right? Well, personally, I think that the odds of there being aliens is a lot greater than the odds that they don’t. I also think that it is a pretty pompous view that we’re the most intelligent creatures in the universe. Just look who we “elected” as our fearless leader… TWICE! Anyway, let’s see what we can find out. Now, I know this is absolutely true because I saw it on the internet (didn’t have to use “the google”, either). For those of you who want to check it out, here’s the address: http://www.alienvideo.net/0702/governments-sold-usgreys.php This is an incredible story told by Capt. John Lear, a retired pilot who flew a few missions for the CIA between 1966 and 1983. He claims that the government is covering up far more than we think. The story unfolds thusly: General James H. Doolittle went to Sweden in 1946 to investigate a report of ‘ghost rockets’. There were thousands that had been sighted over a 7 month period. Only a few people knew the truth and described the beings as “ugly little creatures, shaped like praying mantises and who were more advanced than us by perhaps as much as a billion years.” In 1947, Pres. Truman put together the MJ12, the twelve top scientists and military people of the day. The last one of the group, Gordon Grey, former Secretary of the Army, died in 1984. As each passed, someone was picked to take their place. The MJ-12 still exists today. In the late 1940’s, there were several more crashes. Roswell, NM, one in the Aztec, and one south of Laredo, TX. Now, the US government at the time was feeling pretty powerful, you know, winning a world war, building 26 - Brevard Live September 2008 the most powerful bomb on the planet, making a plane that could break the speed of sound, etc. After seeing the reaction of people after hearing Orson Wells’ “War of the Worlds” a few years earlier, it’s no wonder they would keep the REAL aliens a secret. Then the fun begins…. “On April 25, 1964, the first official communication between these aliens and the U S Government took place at Holloman Air Force Base in New Mexico. 3 saucers landed at a pre-arranged area for a meeting to be held between the aliens and intelligence officers of the U S Government.” They communicate telepathically. Here’s the deal: In exchange for technology, the government would keep quiet about the abductions and the cow mutilations (remember that?)! The aliens said they were merely monitoring the development of our civilization. But wait….it gets better!! After all this, they find out the REAL reasons for the abductions: (1) Insertion of 3 mm spherical device through the nasal cavity of the abductee into the brain. The device is used for the biological monitoring, tracking and control of the abductee. (Well that explains George Bush!) (2) Implementation of post hypnotic suggestion to carry out a specific activity during a specific time period, the actuation of which will occur within the next 2 to 5 years. (3) Termination of some people so that they could function as living sources for biological material and substances (4) Termination of individuals who represent a threat to the continuation of their activity. (5) Effect genetic engineering experiments. (6) Impregnation of human females and early termination of pregnancies to procure the crossbred infant. Apparently, their digestive system doesn’t work too well so they need our enzymes and hormones to stay alive! Does this sound like a Stephen King movie? Now, being the wise guy that I am, I say (in my best Brooklyn-ese) LEMME TAWK TO EM! Let’s see if they can hear this: “Yo! You slimy, conniving, corpusalsnortin’ piece of alien sh*t!! Don’t make me come ova dere! You want I shood smack you?” Well, hey! My main concern is word peace. Intergalactic peace? I’ll leave that to our fearless government officials. P.S. Really!!! Check out the website. There’s even a video! Brevard Live September 2008 - 27 MOVIES by Greg Kimple & Franco Dean Pineapple Express Starring: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Danny McBride, Gary Cole & Rosie Perez. Rated: Double R. Running Time: 112 Minutes T his picture is totally rude, crude and lewd, dude. Pineapple Express is a stupid stoner story and moronic Mary Jane movie high on madcap mayhem. In what is basically a reefer chase movie, in which the novelty wears thin by mid-picture, it is a bong-bastic buddy flick. This killer weed action film is complimented by a fairly amusing tandem of Rogen and Franco, but they ain’t no Cheech and Chong. And this movie does end up in smoke. C- Dark Knight Starring: Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman. Aaron Eckhart & Maggie Gyllenhaal Rated PG 13. Running time: 140 Minutes I n what is destined to become the biggest Box Office champion in history, this is director Christopher Nolan’s darker and deeper follow-up to his 2005 flick Batman Begins. And it must be noted that Heath is a hoot! The late Ledger, that is, turns into an incredible powerhouse of a performance as the diabolically evil mastermind Joker. He is creepily fascinating as he puts the “terror” in terrorist and the “sick” in sick puppy. He is truly a crazed, cackling, kingpin of criminal chaos, not playing with a full deck as he kills, tortures, maims, steals and blows things up just to satisfy his demented psyche. He wants to maniacally bring Gotham City to its knees. His caped and cowled crime fighting hero nemesis wants the city to remain standing tall. Ledger, as well as this overlong but entertaining movie should garner Oscar nods. Bale is back as the title character and his alter ego Bruce Wayne, the steeljawed playboy billionaire. This time the Batman endures an inner battle with morality as he has been branded an outlaw vigilante. Also returning are Oscar winners Caine as Alfred, Wayne’s butler and confidant, and Freeman as Fox, the Dark Knight’s go-to gadget guy. New to the mix is Eckhart, a credible actor who doubles as Harvey Dent, the brave new D.A., and 2 Face, the terribly disfigured bad guy with a worse attitude. But naturally the key showdown is between the Caped Crusader and the Jaded Joker. After Batman, this movie belongs to the jokester, as frightening as he is given to jesting. Ledger is almost 28 - Brevard Live September 2008 unrecognizable with his creepy clown makeup and scarred and painted-on smile. He has reinvented the movie role made famous by Jack Nicholson in Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman. Nicholson’s line from that movies sums it up for Ledger’s sinister and tortured soul, “Wait’ll they get a load of me!” This movie with its grand scope and vast complexity more than lives up to its hype. Nolan has made an epic action adventure movie that gets 2 thumbs and 2 big toes up as it out-delivers both Iron Man & the Incredible Hulk. A Swing Vote Starring: Kevin Costner, Dennis Hopper, Kelsey Grammer, Nathan Lane, Stanley Tucci , Madeline Carroll. Rated PG 13. Running Time: 115 Minutes T he very likable Costner is back after a turn as a serial killer in Mr. Brooks. The Oscar winning director stars as Bud Johnson, a regular good-old-boy and single dad who is a washed up former football player living in Texico, New Mexico with his precocious daughter Molly (Carroll). It is election day in America when Molly casts a vote in her dad’s name. As it would be, the election ends up hinging in a tie vote and rests solely on the shoulders of one re-vote belonging to Bud. Bud unwittingly becomes a media star and his hometown becomes stops-on-acampaign-trail for both sitting President Boone (Grammar) and his Democratic opponent Greenleaf (Hopper). Both politicians are equally served by slick and conniving right hand men, played admirably by Tucci & Lane. In this current election year, this average Joe-typemovie raises an eyebrow or 2 on national issues and it touches upon patriotism as well. The subject of the candidates’ flip-flopping on important concerns is also dramatized. This is not a message movie. The outcome is very vague. This is mainly a picture about father/daughter relationships and in this vein, young Carroll is poised to please in this, her stepping stone movie Good for Costner fans C- Brevard Live September 2008 - 29 30 - Brevard Live September 2008 SEPTEMBER 2008 Entertainment Calendar 1 - MONDAY LABOR DAY BEACH SHACK: 2pm Usual Suspects CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 1:30pm Danny Morris Band; 6pm Derek Bernard COCOA BEACH PIER: 2pm Dugan & Michaels CRICKETS: 7pm Texas Holde’em FISHLIPS: 2pm 3’s a Crowd GRILL 192: 12pm Tina Suiter; 5pm Carl Hendricks; 7:30pm Kozmic Bill LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm Blues Jam w/ Kenny & Sam SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 3:30pm Rev. Billy C Wirtz; 10pm DJ Kinte SBI: 1pm Souler Eclipse Band SIGGY’S: 7pm No Limit Texas Hold em’; 7pm Jam w/ Swampfox 2 - TUESDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 2pm Greg & Brian COYOTES: 6pm Karaoke CRICKETS: 6:30pm Crab Races. 9pm Karaoke w/Ginger FISHLIPS: 10pm DJ Redmond GRILL 192: 12pm Chuck Van Riper; 5pm Carl Hendricks; 7:30pm John Q & Paul KING’S DUCK INN: 6:30pm Johnny Danger LOU’S BLUES: 9pm Sound Guys METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 7pm Texas Hold em OASIS: 7pm Final Table Poker PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm Open Jam w Supercats SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Mark Hubrouck Band SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 7pm Texas Hold’em SIGGY’S: 9pm Battle of the Bands THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Open Mic w/ Elephantgun ULTRA LOUNGE: 5pm Micah Read 3 - WEDNESDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Sixty Watt Sun Duo CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 7pm Live Blue Grass Music COCOA BEACH PIER: 6pm High Energy COYOTES: 7pm Jon Parrott CRICKETS: 9pm Virtual Bowling CROWNE PLAZA: 5:30pm Smooth Jazz FISHLIPS: 9pm Comedy GRILL 192: 12pm Buck Barefoot; 5pm Matt Heister; 7:30pm Chuck Van Riper HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 7:30pm The Stan Soloko Trio KEY WEST BAR: Final Table Poker KING’S DUCK INN: 7pm Karaoke LOU’s BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/Bob Neal; 9:30pm Joe Caluti PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 8pm Johnny Fever METRO ENTERTAINMENT: Open Mic MOONSTRUCK: 8pm Open Mic SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Sybil Gage SANDBAR/Cocoa Bch: 3:30pm Pat Michaels; 10pm Open Mic w/ Flying Garbonzo Bros. SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Karaoke w/ DJ Jamie SIGGY’S: 7pm No Limit Texas Hold em; 8pm Karaoke w/ Joanne THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Karaoke Jones ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Josh Miller Blues 4 - THURSDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Blues Jam w/ Papa Chuck & The Phat Kats CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Free Beer Duo CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 8pm Karaoke COYOTES: 7pm Karaoke CRICKETS: 8pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm Latin Night FISHLIPS: 4pm Rev. Billy C Wirtz; 9pm DJ Soul GREGORY’S: 9pm The Disgruntled Clown GRILL 192: 11:30am Chuck Van Riper; 5pm Matt Heister; 7:30pm Roy Carlson HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 7pm Al Goldenberg & Rich Abraham LOU’S BLUES: 8pm Pat Bautz METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 8pm Fight Night MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm Guest Dj MOONSTRUCK: 8pm Ron Teixeira SANDBAR SPORTS GRILL/ Cocoa Bch: 9pm Karaoke SIGGY’S: 8pm Modern Day Giant THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Karaoke Jones ULTRA LOUNGE: 9pm Big Johnson Karaoke 5 - FRIDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Bone Dogs CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 4pm Tree Frogs; 6pm Iris; 7:30pm PushPoint CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 9pm Absolute Blue COCOA BEACH PIER: 5pm Dugan & Michaels; 8pm Vintage COYOTES: 9pm Pinch CROWNE PLAZA: 3pm Dj Tony Banks FISHLIPS: 3:30pm Rev. Billy C Wirtz; 9pm Sweet Water Junction GRILL 192: 12pm Paul Santamaria; 5pm Tina Suiter; 7:30pm Meadows & Wheeler GROUCHO’S COMEDY CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm The Disgruntled Clown HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 5pm Johnny Bolan; 8:30pm Ron Teixeira Trio KEY WEST BAR: 9pm Strobe LOU’S BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/ Bob Neal; 9:30pm TBA MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm DJ KW MALABAR MO’S: 6pm Radio Flyerz METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 9pm Bor MOONSTRUCK: Andy Cartmell OASIS: 9pm Hitmen PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm Supercats SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Easy Riddu’m SANDBAR SPORTS GRILL/ Cocoa Bch: 4pm Pizza Bob; 10pm Leeside Band SBI: 8:30pm Open Jam SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Missing Picket SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ Chris w/ Freeway THIRSTY BONES: 9:30pm ZZ Not ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Libyan Hit Squad; Super Aids 6 - SATURDAY BEACH SHACK: 2pm Mojo Sandwich; 8pm Stoney & The House Rockers CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 2pm Danny Kent; 6pm Iris; 7:30pm PushPoint CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 7pm Larry & Sandi COCOA BEACH PIER: 2pm Ed Glick; 5pm Dugan & Michaels; 7pm Absolute Blue COYOTES: 9pm John Quinlivan CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 12pm Jah D FISHLIPS: 4pm Lonnie & Delinda; 9pm DJ Soul GRILL 192: 8pm Aaron Cole GROUCHO’S COMEDY CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm The Disgruntled Clown HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 8:30pm Ron Teixeira Trio w/ Rabbit Simmons & Stan Soloko KEY WEST BAR: 9pm Danny Morris KING’S DUCK INN: 1pm Texas Hold’em; 7pm Sunnyland Steve LOU’S BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/ Cindy. 9:30pm Chain Reaction MAINSTREET PUB: 5pm Hitmen; 9pm DJ KW METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 9pm Atomic Lee MOONSTRUCK: Jimmy Z PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm Wilcor SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Vicki Belmonte & Mark Hubrouck SANDBAR SPORTS GRILL/ Cocoa Bch: 3pm Bone Fish; 9:30pm Meanstreak SBI: 9pm Ernie Southern SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Missing Picket SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ Chris w/ Switch SKEWERS: 7pm Belly Dancing THIRSTY BONES: 9:30pm South Paw ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Big City Bombers & The Scurvy; 9pm Joshua Dean 7 - SUNDAY BEACH SHACK: 2pm Danny Morris Band; 6pm Jason Ricci & New Blood CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 1:30pm Over the Void; 6pm Kevin Nayme CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 6pm Daddy Mack COCOA BEACH PIER: 2pm Dugan & Michaels CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 3pm Vintage FISHLIPS: 4pm Killer Mullets GRILL 192: 5pm Billy Chapman HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: 7pm Jam Session KING’S DUCK INN: 3pm Brevard Live September 2008 - 31 Entertainment Calendar Texas Hold’em LOU’S BLUES: 2pm Janice & Robert; 7pm TBA MALABAR MO’S: 4pm Wilcor SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Karaoke SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 4pm Radio Flyers; 10pm DJ Josh SBI: 1pm Souler Eclipse THIRSTY BONES: Karaoke ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Biscuits & Gravy 8 - MONDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Hair Peace COLD KEG: 9pm Beer Pong w/ Corey CRICKETS: 7pm Texas Hold’em GRILL 192: 12pm Tina Suiter; 5pm Carl Hendricks; 7:30pm Kosmic Bill LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm Blues Jam w/ Kenny & Sam; BMA After Party SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 3pm Rev. Billy C Wirtz; 10pm DJ Kinte SIGGY’S: 7pm No Limit Texas Hold em’; 7pm Jam w/ Swampfox 9 - TUESDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Greg & Brian COYOTES: 6pm Karaoke CRICKETS: 6:30pm Crab Races. 9pm Karaoke w/Ginger FISHLIPS: 10pm DJ Redmond GRILL 192: 12pm Chuck Van Riper; 5pm Carl Hendricks; 7:30pm John Q & Paul KING’S DUCK INN: 6:30pm Johnny Danger LOU’S BLUES: 9pm Robert Rowlette METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 7pm Texas Hold em OASIS: 7pm Final Table Poker PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm Open Jam w Supercats SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Mark Hubrouck Band SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 7pm Texas Hold’em SIGGY’S: 9pm Battle of the Bands THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Open Mic w/ Elephantgun ULTRA LOUNGE: 5pm Micah Read 10 - WEDNESDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Dave Rankin CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 7pm Live Blue Grass Music 32 - Brevard Live September 2008 COCOA BEACH PIER: 6pm High Energy COYOTES: 7pm Jon Parrott CRICKETS: 9pm Virtual Bowling CROWNE PLAZA: 5:30pm Smooth Jazz FISHLIPS: 9pm Comedy GRILL 192: 12pm Buck Barefoot; 5pm Matt Heister; 7:30pm Chuck Van Riper HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 7:30pm The Stan Soloko Trio KEY WEST BAR: Final Table Poker KING’S DUCK INN: 7pm Karaoke LOU’s BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/Bob Neal; 9:30pm Joe Caluti METRO ENTERTAINMENT: Open Mic MOONSTRUCK: 8pm Open Mic PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 8pm Johnny Fever SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Sybil Gage SANDBAR/Cocoa Bch: 3:30pm Pat Michaels; 10pm Open Mic w/ Flying Garbonzo Bros. SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Karaoke w/ DJ Jamie SIGGY’S: 7pm No Limit Texas Hold em; 8pm Karaoke w/ Joanne THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Karaoke Jones ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Josh Miller Blues 11 - THURSDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Blues Jam w/ Papa Chuck & The Phat Kats CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Paul Mahoney CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 8pm Karaoke COYOTES: 7pm Karaoke CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm Latin Night FISHLIPS: 4pm Dave Kury; 9pm DJ Soul GREGORY’S: 9pm Steve Johnson & Lou Angelwolf GRILL 192: 12pm Chuck Van Riper; 5pm Matt Heister; 7:30pm Billy Chapman HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 7pm Al Goldenberg & Rich Abraham KING’S DUCK INN: 12pm Sunnyland Steve; 3:30pm Johnny Danger; 7pm 3’s a Crowd LOU’S BLUES: 8pm Pat Bautz MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm Guest Dj METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 8pm Fight Night; 9pm Marashino; 3 Kisses; Sub Cam MOONSTRUCK: 8pm Ron Teixeira SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 9pm Karaoke SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Karaoke w/ DJ Jamie SIGGY’S: 8pm Modern Day Giant THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Karaoke Jones ULTRA LOUNGE: 9pm Big Johnson Karaoke 12 - FRIDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Ben Prestage CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 4pm Free Beer Duo; 7pm Dreamer; 7:30pm 4th Wall Broken CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 9pm The Bulge COCOA BEACH PIER: 5pm Dugan & Michaels; 8pm Fat City COYOTES: 9pm All About Nothing CRICKETS: 9pm AK40 CROWNE PLAZA: 3pm Dj Tony Banks FISHLIPS: 4pm Dave Kury; 9pm Absolute Blue GRILL 192: 12pm Paul Santamaria; 5pm Tina Suiter; 7:30pm Ernie Southern GROUCHO’S COMEDY CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm Steve Johnson & Lou Angelwolf HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 5pm Johnny Bolan; 8:30pm Ron Teixeira Trio KEY WEST BAR: 9pm Usual Suspects LOU’S BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/ Bob Neal; 9:30pm Billy Lee Soul Revue MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm DJ KW MALABAR MO’S: 6pm Mad Max METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 9pm Dap MOONSTRUCK: Sacred Geometry OASIS: 9pm Keith Koelling PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm Supercats SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Pizza Bob SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 4pm Space Fish; 9pm Snake Eyes SBI: 8:30pm Open Jam SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Last Chance SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ Chris w/ The Day After THIRSTY BONES: 9:30pm MeanStreak ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Ariel Bui; Breathe Clouds; Taylor Mott; 9pm Shawn Snyder 13 - SATURDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Art Harris & The Z Tones CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 2pm Tree Frogs; 7pm Dreamer; 7:30pm 4th Wall Broken CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 9pm Summer Rain COCOA BEACH PIER: 5pm Dugan & Michaels COYOTES: 9pm Jack Starr Band CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 12pm Jah D FISHLIPS: 4pm Killer Mullets; 9pm DJ Soul w/ Unusual Itch GRILL 192: 8pm Meadows & Wheeler GROUCHO’S COMEDY CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm Steve Johnson & Lou Angelwolf HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 8:30pm Ron Teixeira Trio w/ Rabbit Simmons & Stan Soloko KEY WEST BAR: 9pm Bone Dogs KING’S DUCK INN: 1pm Texas Hold’em; 4pm Cruise-In; 7pm Still Water LOU’S BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/ Cindy. 9:30pm Switch MAINSTREET PUB: 5pm Hitmen; 9pm DJ KW METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 8pm Gold Star; Azalea MOONSTRUCK: Billy Chapman OASIS: 9pm Karaoke PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm The Day After SANDBAR Cocoa Beach: 3pm Unusual Itch; 10pm 6th Street South. Melboune Beach: All day music 1-10pm Radio Flyzers, 23 Treez and more SBI: 8:30pm Gator Blues SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Last Chance SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ Chris w/ Space Fish SKEWERS: 7pm Belly Dancing THIRSTY BONES: 9:30pm Absolute Blue ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Flashlights; Speed Reader 14 - SUNDAY BEACH SHACK: 2pm Stoney & The House Rockers; 6pm Ernie Southern Entertainment Calendar CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 1:30pm Dub City Tribe; 6pm Kevin Nayme CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 6pm Daddy Mack COCOA BEACH PIER: 2pm Dugan & Michaels CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 3pm Unusual Itch FISHLIPS: 4pm Lonnie & Delinda GRILL 192: 5pm Billy Chapman HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: 7pm Jam Session KING’S DUCK INN: 3pm Texas Hold’em LOU’S BLUES: 2pm Johnny Fever; 7pm Dave Kury MALABAR MO’S: 4pm Absolute Blue SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Karaoke SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 4pm Vintage; 10pm DJ Josh SBI: 1pm Alize SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Karaoke w/ DJ Jamie THIRSTY BONES: Karaoke 15 - MONDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Derek Bernard CRICKETS: 7pm Texas Holde’em GRILL 192: 12pm Tina Suiter; 5pm Carl Hendricks; 7:30pm Kozmic Bill LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm Blues Jam w/ Kenny & Sam SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 4pm Rev. Billy C Wirtz; 10pm DJ Kinte SIGGY’S: 7pm No Limit Texas Hold em’; 7pm Jam w/ Swampfox 16 - TUESDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Greg & Brian COYOTES: 6pm Karaoke CRICKETS: 6:30pm Crab Races. 9pm Karaoke w/Ginger FISHLIPS: 10pm DJ Redmond GRILL 192: 12pm Chuck Van Riper; 5pm Carl Hendricks; 7:30 John Q & Paul KING’S DUCK INN: 6:30pm Johnny Danger LOU’S BLUES: 9pm Elephant Gun METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 7pm Texas Hold em OASIS: 7pm Final Table Poker PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm Open Jam w Supercats SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Mark Hubrouck Band SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 7pm Texas Hold’em SIGGY’S: 9pm Battle of the Bands THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Open Mic w/ Elephantgun ULTRA LOUNGE: 5pm Micah Read 17 - WEDNESDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Sixty Watt Sun Duo CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 7pm Live Blue Grass Music COCOA BEACH PIER: 6pm High Energy COYOTES: 7pm Jon Parrott CRICKETS: 9pm Virtual Bowling CROWNE PLAZA: 5:30pm Smooth Jazz FISHLIPS: 9pm Comedy GRILL 192: 12pm Buck Barefoot; 5pm Matt Heister; 7:30pm Chuck Van Riper HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 7:30pm The Stan Soloko Trio KEY WEST BAR: Final Table Poker KING’S DUCK INN: 7pm Karaoke LOU’s BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/Bob Neal; 9:30pm Joe Caluti METRO ENTERTAINMENT: Open Mic; Open Comedy MOONSTRUCK: 8pm Open Mic PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 8pm Johnny Fever SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Sybil Gage SANDBAR/Cocoa Bch: 3:30pm Pat Michaels; 10pm Open Mic w/ Flying Garbonzo Bros. SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Karaoke w/ DJ Jamie SIGGY’S: 7pm No Limit Texas Hold em; 8pm Karaoke w/ Joanne THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Karaoke Jones ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Josh Miller Blues 18 - THURSDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Blues Jam w/ Papa Chuck & The Phat Kats CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm PushPoint Unplugged CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 8pm Karaoke COYOTES: 7pm Karaoke CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm Latin Night FISHLIPS: 4pm Dave Kury; 9pm DJ Soul GREGORY’S: 9pm Marvin Lee & Russell Errett GRILL 192: 12pm Chuck Van Riper; 5pm Matt Heister; 7:30pm Roy Carlson HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 7pm Al Goldenberg & Rich Abraham LOU’S BLUES: 8pm Pat Bautz MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm Guest Dj METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 8pm Fight Night MOONSTRUCK: 8pm Ron Teixeira SANDBAR SPORTS GRILL/ Cocoa Bch: 9pm Karaoke SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Karaoke w/ DJ Jamie SIGGY’S: 8pm Modern Day Giant THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Karaoke Jones ULTRA LOUNGE: 9pm Big Johnson Karaoke 19 - FRIDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Midnight Ramblers CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 4pm Rev Billy C. Wirtz; 6:30pm Tree Frogs; 7:30pm Everyday Things CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 9pm Medusa COCOA BEACH PIER: 5pm Dugan & Michaels; 8pm Vintage CROWNE PLAZA: 3pm Dj Tony Banks FISHLIPS: 4pm High Tide; 9pm Sound Guys GRILL 192: 11:30am Paul Santamaria; 5pm Tina Suiter; 7:30pm Jimmy Z GROUCHO’S COMEDY CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm Marvin Lee & Russell Errett HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 5pm Johnny Bolan; 8:30pm Ron Teixeira Trio KEY WEST BAR: 9pm Pinch LOU’S BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/ Bob Neal; 9:30pm Liquid NRG MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm DJ KW MALABAR MO’S: 6pm Mean Streak METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 8pm Arrythma MOONSTRUCK: Debby Boyer OASIS: 9pm Steve Cole PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm Supercats SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Pizza Bob SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 4pm Edglick; 9pm Missing Picket SBI: 8:30pm Open Jam SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm All About Nothing SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ Chris w/ Chain Reaction THIRSTY BONES: 9:30pm Bottom Up Band ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Brendan O’Hara ft Kamakazi; 10pm Man and Machines w/ Dj Chemist 20 - SATURDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Toots Lorraine & The Traffic CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 2pm Danny Kent; 6:30pm Tree Frogs; 7:30pm Everyday Things COCOA BEACH PIER: 12pm Paws at the Pier; 5pm Dugan & Michaels; 8pm John Quinlivan Band COYOTES: 9pm Dreamer CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 12pm Jah D FISHLIPS: 4pm Lonnie & Delinda; 9pm DJ Soul GRILL 192: 8pm Ernie Southern GROUCHO’S COMEDY CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm Marvin Lee & Russell Errett HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 8:30pm Ron Teixeira Trio w/ Rabbit Simmons & Stan Soloko KEY WEST BAR: 9pm Pinch KING’S DUCK INN: 1pm Texas Hold’em; 8pm Groucho Comedy Club LOU’S BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/ Bob Neal. 9:30pm Absolute Blue MAINSTREET PUB: 5pm Chris Miller; 9pm DJ KW METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 1pm Texas Hold’em; 8pm Strialusta Prima Vista MOONSTRUCK: Jimmy Z PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm Mojo Sandwich SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 3pm Mammoth Band; 9pm Blue Fusion SBI: 8:30pm Jack Starr Blues Band SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm All About Nothing SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ Chris w/ Spanks SKEWERS: 7pm Belly Dancing THIRSTY BONES: 9:30pm 3’s a Crowd ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Flashlights; Cassettes on Fire; Brevard Live September 2008 - 33 Entertainment Calendar Vessels of En 21 - SUNDAY BEACH SHACK: 6pm Ben Prestage CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 6pm Kevin Nayme; CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 6pm Daddy Mack COCOA BEACH PIER: 2pm Dugan & Michaels CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 3pm Ono FISHLIPS: 4pm Freeway GRILL 192: 5pm Billy Chapman HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: 7pm Jam Session KING’S DUCK INN: 3pm Texas Hold’em LOU’S BLUES: 2pm Dave Kury; 7pm Denise & Robert MALABAR MO’S: 4pm Crucial SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Karaoke SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 4pm Rock Foundation; 10pm DJ Josh SBI: 1pm Dub City Tribe SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Karaoke w/ DJ Jamie THIRSTY BONES: Karaoke 22 - MONDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Dragon & Maurice CRICKETS: 7pm Texas Hold’em GRILL 192: 12pm Tina Suiter; 5pm Carl Hendricks; 7:30pm Kozmic Bill LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm Blues Jam w/ Kenny & Sam SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 3:30pm Rev. Billy C Wirtz; 10pm DJ Kinte SIGGY’S: 7pm No Limit Texas Hold em’; 7pm Jam w/ Swampfox 23 - TUESDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Greg & Brian COYOTES: 6pm Karaoke CRICKETS: 6:30pm Crab Races. 9pm Karaoke w/Ginger FISHLIPS: 10pm DJ Redmond GRILL 192: 12pm Chuck Van Riper; 5pm Carl Hendricks; 7:30pm John Q & Paul KING’S DUCK INN: 6:30pm Johnny Danger LOU’S BLUES: 9pm Spanks METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 7pm Texas Hold em OASIS: 7pm Final Table Poker PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm 34 - Brevard Live September 2008 Open Jam w Supercats SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Mark Hubrouck Band SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 7pm Texas Hold’em SIGGY’S: 9pm Battle of the Bands THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Open Mic w/ Elephantgun ULTRA LOUNGE: 5pm Micah Read 24 - WEDNESDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm PushPoint Unplugged CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 7pm Live Blue Grass Music COCOA BEACH PIER: 6pm High Energy COYOTES: 7pm Jon Parrott CRICKETS: 9pm Virtual Bowling CROWNE PLAZA: 5:30pm Smooth Jazz FISHLIPS: 9pm Comedy GRILL 192: 12pm Buck Barefoot; 7:30pm Chuck Van Riper HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 7:30pm The Stan Soloko Trio KEY WEST BAR: Final Table Poker KING’S DUCK INN: 7pm Karaoke LOU’s BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/Bob Neal; 9:30pm Joe Caluti METRO ENTERTAINMENT: Open Mic MOONSTRUCK: 8pm Open Mic PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 8pm Johnny Fever SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Sybil Gage SANDBAR/Cocoa Bch: 3:30pm Pat Michaels; 10pm Open Mic w/ Flying Garbonzo Bros. SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Karaoke w/ DJ Jamie SIGGY’S: 7pm No Limit Texas Hold em; 8pm Karaoke w/ Joanne THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Karaoke Jones ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Josh Miller Blues 25 - THURSDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Blues Jam w/ Papa Chuck & The Phat Kats CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Dave Rankin CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 8pm Karaoke COYOTES: 7pm Karaoke CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm Latin Night FISHLIPS: 4pm Rev. Billy C Wirtz; 9pm DJ Soul GREGORY’S: 9pm Buddy & Honey w/ Lazlow GRILL 192: 12pm Chuck Van Riper; 7:30 pm Aaron Cole HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 7pm Al Goldenberg & Rich Abraham LOU’S BLUES: 8pm Pat Bautz MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm Guest Dj METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 8pm Fight Night MOONSTRUCK: 8pm Ron Teixeira SANDBAR SPORTS GRILL/ Cocoa Bch: 3pm Derek; 9pm Karaoke SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Karaoke w/ DJ Jamie SIGGY’S: 8pm Modern Day Giant THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Karaoke Jones ULTRA LOUNGE: 9pm Big Johnson Karaoke 26 - FRIDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Rev. Billy C Wirtz & Victor Wainwright CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 4pm Free Beer Duo; 6pm Iris; 7:30pm Sixty Watt Sun CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 9pm Swamp Fox COCOA BEACH PIER: 5pm Dugan & Michaels; 8pm Vintage CRICKETS: 9pm Mean Streak CROWNE PLAZA: 3pm Dj Tony Banks FISHLIPS: 4pm Dave Kury; 9pm Four Kings GRILL 192: 12pm Paul Santamaria; 5pm Tina Suiter; 7:30pm Chuck & Steve GROUCHO’S COMEDY CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm Buddy & Honey w/ Lazlow HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 5pm Johnny Bolan; 8:30pm Ron Teixeira Trio KEY WEST BAR: 9pm Spanks LOU’S BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/ Bob Neal; 9:30pm John Quinlivan MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm DJ KW MALABAR MO’S: 6pm Elgin Hooper METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 9pm Victor; Empyrean MOONSTRUCK: Sacred Geometry OASIS: 9pm Jon Parrott PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm Supercats SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Pizza Bob SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 4pm Bottom Up; DJ Trans and The Heavyweights SBI: 8:30pm Open Jam SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Last Chance SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ Chris w/ Modern Day Giant THIRSTY BONES: 9:30pm Blue Fusion ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Fetish Party w/ DJ Chemist; 9pm Joshua Dean 27 - SATURDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Danny Morris Band CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 2pm Free Beer; 7:30pm Sixty Watt Sun CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 7pm Penny Creek Band COCOA BEACH PIER: 5pm Dugan & Michaels; 8pm Rockit COYOTES: 9pm Biker Party w/ Snake Eyes and Chain Reaction CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 12pm Jah D FISHLIPS: 4pm Killer Mullets; 9pm DJ Soul GRILL 192: 8pm Mississippi Mud GROUCHO’S COMEDY CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm Buddy & Honey w/ Lazlow HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 8:30pm Ron Teixeira Trio w/ Rabbit Simmons & Stan Soloko KEY WEST BAR: 9pm Spanks KING’S DUCK INN: 1pm Texas Hold’em; 7pm Salvie Amato LOU’S BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/ Cindy. 9:30pm Rock Foundation MAINSTREET PUB: 5pm Hitmen; 9pm DJ KW METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 8pm One, TJ Kelly MOONSTRUCK: Chuck Van Riper OASIS: 9pm Karaoke PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm AK40 SANDBAR: 3pm Unusual Itch; 9pm New World Beat SBI: 9pm John Quinlivan SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Last Chance SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ Chris w/ All About Nothing SKEWERS: 7pm Belly Dancing THIRSTY BONES: 9:30pm Entertainment Calendar Trauma ULTRA LOUNGE: 9pm Pop Suicide; 10pm The Architects of Fear 28 - SUNDAY BEACH SHACK: 6pm Toots Lorraine & Chad Mo’ CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 1:30pm New World Beat; 6pm Kevin Nayme CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 6pm Daddy Mack COCOA BEACH PIER: 2pm Dugan & Michaels CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 3pm Dub City Tribe FISHLIPS: 4pm Lonnie & Delinda GRILL 192: 5pm Billy Chapman HEIDI’S JAZZ CLUB: 7pm Jam Session KING’S DUCK INN: 3pm Texas Hold’em LOU’S BLUES: 2pm TBA; 7pm Rev. Billy C. Wirtz MALABAR MO’S: 4pm John Quinlivan SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Karaoke SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 4pm Fat City SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Karaoke w/ DJ Jamie THIRSTY BONES: Karaoke 29 - MONDAY BEACH SHACK: 2pm Usual Suspects CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Free Beer Duo CRICKETS: 7pm Texas Holde’em GRILL 192: 12pm Tina Suiter; 5pm Carl Hendricks; 7:30pm Kozmic Bill LOU’S BLUES: 8:30pm Blues Jam w/ Kenny & Sam SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 3:30pm Rev. Billy C Wirtz; 10pm DJ Kinte SIGGY’S: 7pm No Limit Texas Hold em’; 7pm Jam w/ Swampfox 30 - TUESDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: 7pm Greg & Brian COYOTES: 6pm Karaoke CRICKETS: 6:30pm Crab Races. 9pm Karaoke w/Ginger FISHLIPS: 10pm DJ Redmond GRILL 192: 12pm Chuck Van Riper; 5pm Carl Hendricks; 7:30pm John Q & Paul KING’S DUCK INN: 6:30pm Johnny Danger LOU’S BLUES: 9pm Robert Rowlette METRO ENTERTAINMENT: 7pm Texas Hold em OASIS: 7pm Final Table Poker PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm Open Jam w Supercats SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Mark Hubrouck Band SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 4pm Marc Rocks SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 7pm Texas Hold’em SIGGY’S: 9pm Battle of the Bands THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Open Mic w/ Elephantgun ULTRA LOUNGE: 5pm Micah Read OCTOBER 1 - WEDNESDAY CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: TBA CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 7pm Live Blue Grass Music COCOA BEACH PIER: 6pm High Energy COYOTES: 7pm Jon Parrott CRICKETS: 9pm Virtual Bowling CROWNE PLAZA: 5:30pm Smooth Jazz FISHLIPS: 9pm Comedy GRILL 192: TBA HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 7:30pm The Stan Soloko Trio KEY WEST BAR: Final Table Poker KING’S DUCK INN: 7pm Karaoke LOU’s BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/Bob Neal; 9:30pm Joe Caluti MOONSTRUCK: 8pm Open Mic PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 8pm Johnny Fever SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Sybil Gage SANDBAR/Cocoa Bch: 3:30pm Pat Michaels; 10pm Open Mic w/ Flying Garbonzo Bros. SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Karaoke w/ DJ Jamie SIGGY’S: 7pm No Limit Texas Hold em; 8pm Karaoke w/ Joanne THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Karaoke Jones ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm Josh Miller Blues 2 - THURSDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Blues Jam w/ Papa Chuck & The Phat Kats CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: TBA CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 8pm Karaoke COYOTES: 7pm Karaoke CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 5pm Latin Night FISHLIPS: 4pm TBA; 9pm DJ Soul GREGORY’S: 9pm Mitchell Walters GRILL 192: TBA HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 7pm Al Goldenberg & Rich Abraham LOU’S BLUES: 8pm Pat Bautz MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm Guest Dj MOONSTRUCK: 8pm Ron Teixeira SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 3pm Derek; 9pm Karaoke SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Karaoke w/ DJ Jamie SIGGY’S: 8pm Modern Day Giant THIRSTY BONES: 9pm Karaoke Jones ULTRA LOUNGE: 9pm Big Johnson Karaoke 3 - FRIDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Slick Willie CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: TBA CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 9pm TBA COCOA BEACH PIER: 5pm Dugan & Michaels; 8pm Absolute Blue CROWNE PLAZA: 3pm Dj Tony Banks FISHLIPS: 4pm TBA; 9pm TBA GRILL 192: TBA GROUCHO’S COMEDY CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm Mitchell Walters HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 5pm Johnny Bolan; 8:30pm Ron Teixeira Trio KEY WEST BAR: 9pm Hank’s Bday-50’s Theme Party LOU’S BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/ Bob Neal; 9:30pm TBA MAINSTREET PUB: 9pm DJ KW MALABAR MO’S: 6pm Last Chance MOONSTRUCK: Groovin’ w/ Rueben OASIS: 9pm Rocky James PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm Supercats SAKE’S LOUNGE: 8pm Pizza Bob SANDBAR Cocoa Bch: 4pm ZZ Not; 10pm DJ Soul SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Lost River SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ Chris w/ Swamp Fox THIRSTY BONES: 9:30pm TBA ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm TBA 4 - SATURDAY BEACH SHACK: 8pm Teague Stefan Band CAPTAIN HIRAM’S: TBA CITY LIMITS LOUNGE: 7pm Larry & Sandi COCOA BEACH PIER: 5pm Dugan & Michaels; 8pm Hot Flash COYOTES: 9pm TBA CRICKETS: 9pm Karaoke w/ Ginger CROWNE PLAZA: 12pm Jah D FISHLIPS: 4pm TBA; 9pm DJ Soul GRILL 192: TBA GROUCHO’S COMEDY CLUB/Melbourne: 9:30pm Mitchell Walters HEIDIS JAZZ CLUB: 8:30pm Ron Teixeira Trio w/ Rabbit Simmons & Stan Soloko KEY WEST BAR: 9pm TBA KING’S DUCK INN: 1pm Texas Hold’em; 7pm Rocky James LOU’S BLUES: 5pm Karaoke w/ Cindy. 9:30pm TBA MAINSTREET PUB: 5pm Chris Miller; 9pm DJ KW MOONSTRUCK: TBA OASIS: 9pm Karaoke PAPA J’S HIDEAWAY: 9pm Brand X SANDBAR: 3pm Banana River Band; 9pm Blue Fusion SHADY OAKS LOUNGE: 9pm Lost River SIGGY’S: 8pm DJ Chris w/ Medusa SKEWERS: 7pm Belly Dancing THIRSTY BONES: 9:30pm TBA ULTRA LOUNGE: 8pm TBA These calendars are the compilation of entertainment listed by our advertisers and nonprofit organizations. Brevard Live Magazine is not responsible for any wrong listings. All listings are subject to change during the month. Brevard Live September 2008 - 35 Community Calendar AUDITIONS Sep 21-22: The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Surfside Players. 723-6935 CONCERTS/MUSIC Sep 2 & 4: Music to Honor America/“Salute Our Heroes”. Melbourne Auditorium. 724-0555 Sep 5: Jazz Friday. Brevard Art Museum, Melbourne. 242-0737 Sep 6: Random Acts of Music/WFIT 89.5 FM. Wickham Park, Melbourne. 674-8950 Sep 14: Free Family BSO Concert. King Center, Melbourne. 242-2024 Sep 14: A Concert in the Style of John Philip Sousa. 100 Mustang Way, Merritt Island. 725-9191 Sep 14: Jazz Concert w/ Jeff Rupert & Dirty Martini. Cocoa Beach Country Club, 453-4191 Sep 17-18: Flowing Melodies w/ Melbourne Communtiy Orchestra. Melbourne Auditorium, 952-9949 Sep 19: Classic Albums Live Series/Boston “Boston”. King Center for the Performing Arts, Melbourne, 2422219 Sep 20: John Prine. King Center for the Performing Arts, Melbourne, 242-2219 DANCE Sep 12-14: The Repertoire w/ Brevard Ballet Theatre. Cocoa Village Playhouse. 634-5466 Sep 26: Fall Kickoff Ball w/ Swingtime Jazz Band. Melbourne Auditorium. 724-0555 EVENTS/FESTIVALS Sep 5: First Friday. Eau Gallie Arts District. 259-8261 Sep 6: Titus Nights Cruise In. Historic Downtown Titusville, 267-3036 Sep 12: Friday Fest. Historic Downtown Melbourne, 7241741. Sep 13: HBCA Dreamstreet Expo. Melbourne Auditorium. 727-1776 EXHIBITS Sep 2: Bobbie Brown. Art & Antique Studio, Melbourne. Sep 2-28: 100% Pure Florida. Fifth Avenue Art Gallery, Melbourne. 259-8261 Sep 18: Fall for the Arts/ Fall into the Arts. Eau Gallie Arts District, Melbourne. 690-6817 Sept 20: Book Signing w/ Jeffrey Breslaur. Treasure Boutique, Melbourne. 2543560 THEATRE Sep 5-21: The Underpants. Melbourne Civic Theatre. Until Sep 7: Rabbit Hole. Surfside Players, Cocoa Beach. 783-3127 Sep 19-20: Comedy Zone. Riverside Theatre, Vero Beach. 800/445-6745 Sep 19-Oct 5: The Moon is Blue. Surfside Players, Cocoa Beach. 783-3127 Sep 26-Oct 5: Sideways Stories from Wayside School. Riverside Theatre, Vero Beach. 800/445-6745 Sep 26-Oct 11: The Haunting of Hill House. Titusville Playhouse. 268-1125 People T he Treasure Boutique Cards & Gifts presents an exclusive book signing Saturday, September 20th, 1 to 4pm (401 N. Wickham Rd., Suite A, Melbourne). Meet Author/Actor Jeffrey Breslauer in person and have him sign a copy of his 36 - Brevard Live September 2008 first children’s book, Abner The Clown. “I wanted to be anything but Abner!” This is the lament of Abner the Clown as he tells young readers in rhyme how his clown friends helped him to be proud of who he is. This book can help children who are struggling with their self-esteem. F ive years ago, Ronna Schindler realized her dream of opening a gift shop. Treasure Boutique was born at 401 N. Wickham Road in Melbourne in April of 2004. Walking through the door of Treasure Boutique you will discover top brand names such as Trollbeads & Chamilia Jewelry, Jim Shore, Lenox, Department 56, Snowbabies, San Notice to all entertainers, artists, writers and other members of the artistic community: In adherence to the copyright laws of the United States, it will now be neccessary for all those persons to download from our website, or obtain at our offices a copy of a freeuse licence if you would like to be featured in our magazine and its advertising. This will cover all photographs that are used and writings that are qouted on a case-by-case basis that you will fill out, sign, date and send or bring the original copy to our offices for storage. There is no charge for this action and only serves to protect both parties’ copyright ownership. The agreement does not mean you are transferring your ownership rights to Brevard Live Magazine, only that you authorize the use of your materials. Francisco Music Box, WillowTree & Edens Angels, Faerie Glen & Dragonsite Fairies; along with Beanpod Soy Candles, Ahava beauty products, fragrance lamps, trinket boxes, wine holders, and many other items too numerous to mention. Treasure Boutique also recently expanded the children’s area to include Ty Girlz, Kooky Pens & Collectibles, Webkinz, Beanies 2.0, Bella Sara & the classic Mad Libs; along with childrens books & other planned items. Brevard Live September 2008 - 37 Brevard Live Bittersweet : After 10 Years Of Success Jerry Brees leaves Henegar Center By Tina Eno Suiter I t has been a decade since Jerry Brees became the Henegar Center’s executive director. Hired by a hopeful Board of Directors, Jerry came on board in September of 1998 – the sixth Director since the building opened in 1990. Nancy Crofton, Operations Manager, was already in place having been on staff for two years prior. Together, Jerry and Nancy worked as a team and dedicated themselves to the mission of creating a community cultural center in one of Melbourne’s finest historic buildings. As we sat in the executive offices for this interview, it was more like sitting in a cozy living room. Pat Giannacco, facilities anager, pops his head through the door to say hello. Adam Lucker, technical director comes in with a hug and a smile. The only one missing is Kathy Kett, events manager. Schedules of the 5 full-time staff members revolve around the multitude of events that have made the Henegar Center, home to so many organizations. The rapport between staff members is easy and direct. Everyone takes part in the decision making. Everyone pitches in where needed. And it is that atmosphere which insures the continued growth of the Henegar Center. J erry Brees will be hard to replace. The Board of Directors has already appointed Nancy as the new Executive Director. She says it will take three people to do what Jerry has done. For starters, Jerry and his wife JoAnne Mitchell, developed a successful theatre program from the ground up.Now known as Red Carpet Productions, they have just launched their fourth season of performances. The success of the program is not unrecognized. Last year Henegar Center scored number one in the State of Florida for community theatre funding. In the middle of building sets and assembling casts, Jerry somehow found the time to handle all of the marketing and public relations associated with the theatre and the building. He also managed all financial aspects including lease negotiations with the building tenants, and facility rentals. Funding is essential for an arts facility so in the 38 - Brevard Live September 2008 midst of his other duties, Jerry created a corporate sponsorship program and a membership program. In another world, each of these jobs would be full-time. Approximately 25,000 people pass through the doors of the Henegar Center each month. Truly a multi-purpose facility, the Henegar hosts business meetings, weddings, dance groups, rehearsals, artist groups and children’s programs. In addition to the theatre program, the Henegar also produces several annual events including a children’s summer camp and production, a holiday show, variety show, the Celebration of Dance, a children’s haunted house and an adult haunted house, classical music and symphony concerts - and the prestigious Brevard Live Music Awards on September 8th. The Henegar Center exists because of community support. The largest share of the operating budget comes from earned revenue. Tickets purchases, room rentals and memberships support the building. The mission of the Henegar is to operate a community arts center that provides quality cultural and education programs, opportunity for community use and to continue to preserve and maintain its historic significance. Jerry Brees has accomplished this. He is sad to leave but confident in the future of the Henegar Center. He is thrilled that Nancy will take over as Director: “She is the logical choice. She has the experience, she knows the program inside and out, she’s well-known in the community and has the support of the Board of Directors.” Jerry will assume the position of Director of Entertainment with the U.S. Army at an installation in Vicenza, Italy in the beginning of October. Until that time, he’ll assist the Henegar staff in preparing for Henegar’s continued growth and success.Nancy smiles and says the only thing she plans to add is a video conferencing system so she can reach Jerry, whenever she needs him. The Henegar Center for the Arts is located at 625 E. New Haven Ave in historic downtown Melbourne. For tickets or info call 723-8698 or go to www/henegar.org HISTORIC DOWNTOWN MELBOURNE Brevard Live September 2008 - 39 40 - Brevard Live September 2008 Brevard Live September 2008 - 41 Brevard Scene Karalyn Woulas of “Lady and the Tramp” A couple of years ago I stopped by a bar called the Sports Page on a Tuesday night to check out an open mic night a buddy was hosting. Exactly twelve minutes and thirty four seconds (totally made that up - I wasn’t counting) after I pushed through the flyer covered door I heard Mr. McLean, the ringmaster for the night, announce “Lady and the Tramp” as the next act to perform. I looked to the stage and saw, for the first time ever, the areas “next big thing”. Four individual entities fusing together to form a new, unheard of sound; breaking barriers, throwing caution out the window like a lipstick stamped cigarette. Ok not really, they were playing punk covers. But not just any punk covers - punk covers from the golden age of the genre. No Avril or Good Charlotte tunes here. I’m talking Face to Face, NOFX, the Violent Femmes, Dramarama, all the best stuff! Firefighter and rickshaw stuntman Dave Roman on bass and vocals, punk image connoisseur Jeremy Collings on rhythm guitar and vocals, local surf legend and Mr. Fuel TV Ricky Carrol on drums and vocals and the cherry on top: flip-flop wearing rocket girl Karalyn Woulas on lead guitar and, you guessed it, vocals. Over the last couple of years I’ve watched this band progress from a “having fun playing for friends” kind of deal into a really tight, professional group. They’ve worked hard, added originals, played a ton of shows and acquired hard-to-get sponsorships along the way. Out front of this quartet is the “Lady”- Karalyn Woulas. Woulas sings and plays lead guitar for the Tramps, hits the surf whenever she can. She also has a day job - rocket scientist for NASA. I thought it was time for someone to sit down with the queen bee of this hive and get the skinny. Her unassuming demeanor and shy sensibility gives off the impression that she isn’t actually aware of how much she has going for herself. Woulas graduated F.I.T. with a degree in aerospace engineering and was hired on by NASA almost immediately as an electric engineer. To be honest, even after half a dozen conversations about it, I’m still not exactly sure what she does. I know she designs, or builds, or designs AND builds “black boxes” for the space shuttle. But that’s the point; most of us watch shuttle launches with all the attention of a 3 minute fireworks show - never really knowing what it takes to get that thing into space. Karalyn, however, works for the most cutting technological administration in the world and has a direct hand in the success of getting that thing into space. Impressed yet? There’s more. 42 - Brevard Live September 2008 Brevard Scene Coastal girls like K tend to go one of two ways with the lifestyle around here. Some beach girls like to tan on the beach while the boyfriend rides a few waves. Woulas took the other route. She bought a board, learned to charge it and spends her beach time in the line-up. She got into music in a similar way. She wanted to play the music, not just listen. She got her hands on a guitar and started taking lessons for both six-string and voice. Then, when she had been playing for as little as a year, she decided it was time to take the stage. She got together with the guys and there it was - the band. There are two kinds of people in this world - doers and watchers. Karalyn fits into the first half. She isn’t content to just sit on the beach and watch the waves or to sit in the audience and listen to the band. She isn’t even ok with just watching the space shuttle leave earth. She wants, needs to be on the driving side of life, not just a passenger. On a side note - when I started writing this article I couldn’t find the bass player’s last name anywhere. Their website lists the last names of everybody in the band except him. So, before I put him down as a “Madonna” or a “Cher” I tried to contact two of his band mates for the info. Karalyn didn’t answer, so I tried Jeremy - the only other contact number I had. Here’s where it gets fun. The number I was given isn’t actually Jeremy’s, it’s his mom Sally’s. When I realized who I was talking to I explained my situation and she promised to help all she could. I thanked her and hung up. Not five minutes later my phone buzzed and when I picked up it was Sally- true to her word and ready with what I needed. Jeremy, your mom rocks! Cheers to you Sally and thanks for all your help! Check out Karalyn and the rest of Lady and the Tramps at www.myspace.com/ladyandthetramp for music, info and show dates. Matt Breetz (text) Tim Breetz (photo) Brevard Live September 2008 - 43 Brevard Live Open Mic For Funny People With Kyle Stewart T here are open-mic events for just about everything from music to poetry. Now, thanks to Palm Bay funny man, Kyle Stewart, aspiring comedians have an open-mic to call their own. What’s more, locals looking for something new and refreshing to do can have their funny-bone tickled every Wednesday night. This month Stewart will host openmic events at 9:30 pm, September 3rd and 17th at Imago’s in downtown Melbourne (701 E New Haven ave, upstairs), and at 9 pm, September 10th and 24th at The Metro (3020 W. New Haven Ave, West Melbourne). Stewart, 22 years young, said that he wants to help build Brevard’s local comedy scene, saving aspiring comedians the drive to other Florida big cities. Stewart’s routine takes on a range of subjects from jokes about his height—Stewart is 6 foot 6!—feeding Giraffes with his mom on mother’s day, hypothetical hostage situations, to being a part of the struggles of in the lefthanded minority. Backed by a smooth solid voice, Kyle’s unforced, conversational style unloads laugh-out-loud gems when you least expect it. Check out his bit about “Hostage Negotiations” at his myspace site: http://www.myspace. com/kylestewartcomedy revard Live recently took time out to ask Stewart how he got involved in comedy, what his plans are here in Brevard, and how an open-mic comedy show compares to an open-mic music show. It turns out, Kyle and his gang of fellow local comedians may not be far from having a veritable local comedy scene. Brevard Live: Many in Brevard might not be familiar with what happens at an open-mic stand-up. Give us an idea as to what someone should expect from one of your typical shows. Kyle Stewart: Honestly, sometimes I don’t even know what to expect. But in theory, a microphone is placed on stage, a host—in this case, me—gets on stage, uses said microphone to tell a few jokes and introduce the open-mic participants. In most cases, the performer has from about 5 to 10 minutes to tell jokes to the audience. The performer finishes. The host comes back on stage. Lather rinse repeat as necessary until all of whom sign up to perform get their time in. The open-mic is where pretty much every comic starts and tends to do most all his performing for the first year or two B 44 - Brevard Live September 2008 before he or she gets thrown a 20 minute spot in an actual show. So any open-mic could have any number of comics with any range of experience. The lowest level being the random drunk who thought he was hilarious five minutes before he got on stage. The time frame of a show is hard to determine, but I try to keep it at around 2 hours, tops. The crowd starts to lose interest or has gotten a little too inebriated at that point. Who is your favorite comedian? And do you have a favorite style? KS: I can’t say I have a favorite style of comedy. I don’t even have one solid favorite for a comic. I like a lot of them for the different styles. Some of the favorites that spring to mind are Christopher Titus, Brian Posehn, George Carlin, Flight of the Conchords, Mitch Hedberg, and George W. Bush, just to name a few. When did you first perform before an audience? KS: Like ever? Preschool I think. Some play or something. I’ve always been into being on stage and doing whatever dumb tricks I could for attention pretty much my entire life. I didn’t really give the comedy thing a shot until a little over a year ago. It seems to be working out pretty well so far. People notice me and the bar gives me a free drink or two for getting the whole damn thing together. What more could a guy ask for? How does open-mic stand-up compare to a traditional stand-up event? KS: Well, normally you pay to see traditional stand-up because the comics get paid. Those comics also do longer sets and perform in smaller numbers. Its 2 to 3 comics you pay for doing 30 to 45 minutes a piece versus 4 to 6 (or more) doing 10 minute freebies. Also, open mic nights tend to have more people heckling in the crowd. Heckling, if you’re unaware, is when people in the crowd try to steal a comic’s thunder by putting him down, making smart-assed or snide remarks in response to a joke, etc. It’s not a lot of fun when you’re starting out, but after the 100th heckler or so you start to kind of feed off of it and play off of it, and in some ways, makes the show a bit more enjoyable. Hecklers, although I don’t condone them, do force the comics to improvise a little. Brevard Live What motivated you to start this series of open-mic comedy nights? KS: My main concern is the lack of open-mic opportunities in the area. I’m trying to help out any aspiring comedian in the area. The path of all stand-up legends starts with open mics, usually at comedy clubs. Our local comedy clubs don’t offer open-mics and the local open-mic nights are more geared towards family friendly music and poetry. I’m just saving our aspiring funny people from being forced to drive out as far as Orlando or Miami to get five minutes of stage time a week for God knows how long before they’re doing well enough to feature in a comedy club. BL: Lots of people go out to a club for live music. Do you think an outing to hear stand-up is more fitting for certain kind of occasions/outings? KS: Honestly, I think stand up serves best for a group of friends that hang out regularly that just want to go out somewhere and be entertained. I’ve seen a few open-mic shows go down in flames because there’s a bachelorette party of like 30 to 40 women gossiping with each other, handing out gifts, and are only going to talk over any performer on stage. Not to mention that most open-mic participants are single men in the 20 to 30 age bracket. The word “bridesmaid” has lured me off that stage once or twice. Give us an idea as to what you’d like to create here in Brevard. What would a comedy scene look like? Are there other aspiring comedians in the area? KS: I’d like to see at least one or two bars in the area doing an open mic night every other week, maybe spending a little money on booking some of the more experienced guys once a month or so to do a show. And of course, more aspiring comics in the area. I’d love to see it get even bigger then that, but right now I think that’s a realistic goal to work towards as far as a scene goes. There’s a small group of comics that are really committed to comedy in the area right now. People like myself, Ed Colon, Chris Green, Noah Rivera, Chase Bunker, and Shawn Banks. Shawn lives up around the Titusville area. He’s pretty much the most successful comic in Brevard right now. He was on a Comedy Central open mic competition last year, and has been in a few movies recently. I was actually pretty surprised when he showed up to one of my shows last month. Note: Aspiring comedians and Bars and other venues interested in hosting open-mic comedy shows can contact Stewart at [email protected] Brevard Live September 2008 - 45 46 - Brevard Live September 2008 Brevard Live Windemere Inn by the Sea WHERE LIVING IS PICTURE PERFECT I am meeting Elizabeth Fisher, owner of Windemere Inn, at 9:30 am “after breakfast”. It’s a few minutes early and, of course, Beth is still in the kitchen. It smells great. “Do you like some coffee?” Sure. I sit down and look around. It’s comfortable. Comfy couch, a fire-place, bookcases - I’ve seen that before, somewhere in a movie, probably starring Doris Day. Everything is so picture perfect. Bye-bye outside world, I am taking a break... T hen I meet Beth, dressed in a white blouse, a skirt and a huge apron. She’s just putting another batch of chocolate chip cookies into the oven. It’s her big baking day. - I pinch myself. Maybe I’m in a dream? Who is this fairy-tale home-maker with a great smile and an aura of strength and confidence? The answer isn’t simple, but one thing is obvious: Elizabeth Fisher definitely has been a successful business woman. For 18 years she’s worked for “Club Corporation of America”, an international company that owns and operates golf courses, country clubs, private business clubs and golf resorts. She worked as general manager in exclusive places all over the world, with big salaries - “and expensive shoes”, she adds, pointing at the sneakers she’s wearing now. She lived in Beijing, China, for 2 and a half years, in the Caribbean and Canada - and after 16 moves and 4 different countries, she was done. “I wanted roots”, Elizabeth says. After a 7-year-detour as innkeeper for a prestigious 5 diamond inn in Georgia, she found those roots right here in Melbourne Beach when she bought the Windemere Inn from Tom and Vivian Hey. “I love everything about it, the flowers, the garden, my staff, my guests”, she says and lives it by paying attention to every detail in this paradise. Everything is perfect with ironed bed sheets, breakfast made from scratch and fresh-squeezed juice, the 4 to 7 o’clock tea-time with home-made baked goodies, and if customers wish she makes dinner reservations in a close-by restaurant. Beth is available for her grateful customers 24/7 and works about 90 hours per week and feels “happily ever after.” Only when the fires were burning in Palm Bay this year in May, Beth wasn’t at her inn. She’s an Emergency Medical Technician (EMC) with the City of Indialantic and helped firefighters with their work. Why? “I don’t want to be the average woman”, Beth says and mentions that she is a lifeguard too. “Let’s just say, I have the safest guests in the world”, she laughs. And I expected to meet a local version of Martha Stewart! Beth laughs heartily at my thought, “more like a Martha Stewart on steroids”. For more information about the Windemere Inn paradise and prices or reservations go to www.windemereinn.com or call 321-728-9334. Brevard Live September 2008 - 47 48 - Brevard Live September 2008 Brevard Live September 2008 - 49 50 - Brevard Live September 2008 Out & About L By Eroica Fedder ast month was full of sun, sight-seeing and 4th Wall Broken. I had my brothers, one of their girlfriends and their friend here for two weeks, and we were determined to have a good time. With the places we went, it wasn’t hard to do at all. 4th Wall Broken I ’ve been following 4th Wall Broken for over a year now and when I heard they were coming out with an EP with 5 originals, I had to sit down and talk with them about it. Talking with them was as great as watching them play. They are really gracious and humble, which adds to their appeal as a band. On stage, they’re a power house of energy, projection and skill. Lead singer Paul Mahoney has so much energy on stage it burns calories to watch. If you’re lucky, you might even get to see him do a table dance jig that he’s become known for. Lead guitarist and vocalist Manuel (Nolo) Izquierdo and lead bassist and vocalist David Walkins aren’t wall flowers either - they’re all over the stage, putting as much energy into playing the song out visually as they are audibly. Drummer Tim Pope would no doubt do his own jig if it weren’t for the fact that it is difficult to bounce around while banging your heart out on the drums. 4th Wall Broken has been playing at Captain Hiram’s for about two years now. They are an Orlando-based band and also play at Dexter’s (Winter Park and Lake Mary), Green Parrot and even have regular gigs at Universal City Walk. The band hopes to have their first EP released in late September. The all original EP will include Annie Can You Hear Me, Trouble is, Clever Woman, Voided Tears and, my absolute favorite, Suicidal Getaway. At first impression Paul said he thinks people might think the EP is a little macabre. “I don’t want people to think every song is about death, because it isn’t - it’s about life,” Paul said. The idea for the EP came up when Nolo came along. Paul and Nolo have different sounds and they play off of that, which allows them to reach greater audiences and more rock genres. Paul says he tends to be a little more emo while Nolo is a little more alternative rock. Combined, they literally make music. The band does plan to come out with a full album, but for now, they want to give their fans something to listen to. In fact, they are working on a song called Shades of Grey, which I can’t wait to hear live. Although they do have originals, the band does a lot of cover songs from bands like Coldplay, Radiohead, The Proclaimers, Buckcherry and The Darkness. Their musical range is amazing. They do a great job on their covers, and the band admits that it’s not such an easy task. “There is a common misconception to being in a cover band everyone thinks it’s easy, but it’s not,” Drummer Tim Pope said, adding that because everyone knows the song you are singing, you have to do it justice. The band definitely has no problem feeding the crowd what they want in terms of music, entertainment and a mix of originals. For updates on the release date and show dates and times, visit myspace.com/4thwallbroken or 4thwallbroken.com. Brevard Live September 2008 - 51 52 - Brevard Live September 2008 Out & About Seeing Florida On the Water… Though the stench can sometimes be overpowering, the Intercoastal Waterway is a haven for all kinds of wildlife and water sports. We spent one afternoon on the River Queen for a cruise that went from Captain Hiram’s, through the Indian River and into the Sebastian River. It was relaxing, leisurely and fun to search for wildlife and see dolphins and manatees swimming just feet away from the boat. It is a guided tour and, being a transplant myself, I learned quite a bit about the rivers, the islands and the Indian River area. On Land … With our warm and humid climate, there are all kinds of different plants and trees that can subsist here. Florida Tech has an amazing Botanical Garden, which is free and open to the public. We spent a few hours walking around and looking at the different plant species. The day was hot, as usual for this time of year, so with the dense air, the vegetation canopy and the exotic botanicals, it was almost as if we were in the middle of a rainforest - not in the middle of a university campus. Florida Tech’s Botanical Gardens is thirty acres and has several different species of palms as well as the other exotic and sub-tropical plants. It truly is beautiful and a great place to wander and clear your mind. For more information, visit www.fit.com. In the Sand… What kind of host would I be if I didn’t take my guests to Cocoa Beach Pier? Of course we went! We had a great lunch on the pier; the guys rented surf boards and learned the ropes the hard way. They even got a henna tattoo to mark their experience. I came away with a sunburn! There is also fishing on the pier. You can rent a pole and try your luck at the end of the long pier. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch your dinner. If not, you can drop in one of the three restaurants on the pier and still have a great meal. Dining At Skewers Another place that was a favorite of my guests was Skewers. They have a selection of great Mediterranean dishes and sides for meat lovers and vegetarians. We had 3 fabulous meals during the two weeks my guests were here. Everyone was in love with the sirloin kabobs, and the hummus we ordered as an appetizer was gone minutes. After dinner we’d always relax with some hookah. Our favorites were mango and pomegranate. Of course, I had to have some Greek coffee while I was there too - that’ll definitely perk you up after a big meal! Skewers also has a belly dancer on Saturday night, so diners have the opportunity to have a full Mediterranean experience. Skewers has been around for 25 years and is, obviously, quite a popular dining experience. For information and reservations call 321-727-8944. Brevard Live September 2008 - 53 54 - Brevard Live September 2008 Out & About ...in Orlando Chi Pan Asia 4856 New Broad Street, Orlando By Mara Bermudez I n Chinese, the term Chi refers the fundamental energy responsible for life, health and vitality. Chi Pan Asian restaurant sustains that belief by featuring global cuisine that is lively, authentic, and satisfying. Fresh, spicy, hot, and fragrant – it’s all there. Chi is located in scenic Baldwin Park, but easy to miss if you’re in a hurry, tucked behind other eateries on New Broad Street. The setting is modern, but low-key with a soothing palette of earth tones and wooden accents. Dark wooden tables sprawl out, ideal for large parties, while high back booths offer privacy and intimacy. The mood is gentle, almost zen-like. The menu features an array of Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai, Indian, and Japanese fare. We commenced with the Chi Spring Rolls, a mix of cabbage, celery, carrot, shitake mushrooms, wrapped in a crispy shell and served with a sweet sauce and pungent Chinese mustard. The spring rolls were well packed, perfectly crispy, and delivered on savoryness. My guest, after extensive indecision, settled on a fan favorite, the Crispy Peking Duck. A duck covered with aromatic five-spice powder, roasted until golden brown and crisp, and served along with spring onions, cucumbers, delicate pancakes, and mandarin hoisin sauce. The skin crisped into crunchy layer, while the meat remained tender below. A delicate rose, crafted from vegetable ribbons, adorned the plate. The result was a mix of visual and epicurean delight. I ordered the Sichuan Pork, a fragrant dish of tender pork slices in a spicy broth, served with celery, onion, baby corn, water chestnut, broccoli, zucchini, and red onion. The meat was succulent, almost buttery, while the veggies maintained their form and flavor. The dish lived up to Sichuan’s exotic allure, but could have packed more heat. We concluded the meal with the Lychee Mousse Tower, a generous helping of the white, almost translucent fruit layered with whipped cream. The delicate fruit, similar to grapes in size and texture, was sweet and floral. Enough to satisfy any sweet tooth, but light enough for a summer treat. Aside from helpful staff, flawless service, and sleek design, Chi delivers a potent punch of flavor that lingers well after the presentation. I recommend visiting their website at www.chiasian.com, where you can view menu options as well as make reservations. Brevard Live September 2008 - 55 Brevard Art Michael Shelton By Lou Belcher F rom creating a bulletin board during elementary school to becoming the director of the Harris Gallery at the King Center, Michael Shelton’s life has been a journey through the worlds of art, music, and writing. He expresses limitless enthusiasm for all three. B orn in Philadelphia, he was the third of seven children. He attended public school in Philadelphia and lived there for most of his life. Shelton’s first exposure to art was in the 4th grade. His teacher, Mildred Hall, was a professional artist. She asked him to create the bulletin board that brought him his first recognition. Later, he was chosen to attend a special interest class in art for talented students held on Saturday mornings. That was the start for him, and he recalls that after he became a teacher, he expected to find Saturday classes everywhere he went and was disappointed when he didn’t find them. He devoted much of his time to developing after-school art programs wherever he went. After high school, Shelton went on to attend the Pennsylvania Academy of Fine Art and Temple University’s Tyler School of Art. He received a BFA with a certificate in education and an MFA there. He also went to the Philadelphia College of Art to earn an advanced degree. Shelton has always specialized in painting. He received instruction from Stephen Green in New York and 56 - Brevard Live September 2008 met several of the leading art figures of the 20th century through him. He admits that he was influenced by the work of those he met. And, he is proud to say that his work was reviewed favorably in New York by the Leo Casstelli Gallery. Throughout the years, Shelton has always gravitated to teaching. He worked full time in the public school system teaching in a poverty area of Philadelphia. At first, he taught to repay the tuition assistance he received that obligated him to teach for five years. He loved teaching. Five years easily stretched to twenty-five. Throughout his career, Shelton has always continued to paint. Consequently, he has created a great body of beautiful works, including landscapes, portraits, aviation art, wildlife, and optical extractions. V isual art is not his only area of interest and expertise. Shelton was one of the first blacks to dance on TV. Back in the early days, blacks were barred from American Bandstand, but WCAU was more progressive. Shelton Brevard Art was selected to be part of two-black couples who danced regularly on that station. Serendipity should be Shelton’s middle name as there have been many times in his life when he was in the right place at the right time. Through dancing, he met many musicians who influenced his love of music. For example, he met Sammy Davis, Jr., James Brown, and The Four Tops. Through his writing – he wrote a column called “Around Town with Michael Shelton” for the Light Reader Newspaper – Shelton met Patty LaBelle and Dionne Warwick. He went on to paint portraits of many of them. Another celebrity who influenced his life was Stevie Wonder. Shelton had painted a portrait of him that was displayed in Mead Elementary School where Shelton taught. One day, he received a phone message that Stevie Wonder had heard about the painting and had his assistant call to invite Shelton to be his guest at a concert in Madison Square Garden. Shelton remembers fondly that he and Stevie sat on the piano bench and talked before the concert. After the concert, he went to a party at the Fifth Avenue Hotel and met Don Cornelius of Soul Train. Cornelius subsequently invited Shelton to go to California to become a Soul Train dancer. He turned it down due to his teaching. After he retired from teaching in Philadelphia, Shelton moved to Flornother emphasis throughout ida for a short period then to Cedar Shelton’s life has been display- Rapids, Iowa, where he continued to ing his artwork and helping others dis- paint. He later moved to Kansas City play theirs. It started as early as 1969 and taught in the Kansas City Schools when he was on the steering commit- and was the founding director of the tee headed by Ozzie Davis for the first Dove Art Center – an organization National and International Art Exhi- dedicated to helping young people bitions in Philadelphia, PA, that year get started in art. Next, he moved to and in Lagos, Nigeria in 1971. Newport Beach, California, where he While teaching, Shelton also taught private painting and drawing to worked part time as the assistant di- the rich and famous. While out there, rector then the director of the Temple he attended the Beverly Hills Church Talent Program. Through the pro- where Della Reese was the minister. gram, he helped recruit art students He painted several portraits of her. for Temple University. They will be in his upcoming one-man A show at the King Center. Because he became concerned for his mother’s health, Shelton returned to Florida to be closer to her and settled in Palm Bay. Not able to stay retired for long, he started teaching art history as well as painting and drawing at BCC. When Inez Morrison announced her intention to retire as the director of the Harris Gallery at the Maxwell C. King Center for the Performing Arts, Shelton was offered the position. Through that position, he is beginning to touch the lives of many artists. He has a full schedule of exhibits lined up for the 20082009 exhibition year. The season Brevard Live September 2008 - 57 Brevard Art will kick off on September 4th with his one-man show. The schedule includes artists from art organizations throughout the county and a good variety of topics. You can find the full schedule of events at www.michaelsheltongallery.com. For his one-man show, Shelton will intersperse many of his portraits with landscapes of the Rockies and the Grand Canyon. His portrait of Maxwell C. King is installed in the gallery, too. The opening for the show will be on the first Thursday of September (September 4, 2008) from 4 pm to 7 pm. It is open to the public. His works will hang throughout September. The opening promises to be a special event because artists from all of the groups scheduled to exhibit throughout the year will be in attendance. A s if he were not busy enough, Shelton recently began a radio show called “Golden Era of Music.” During the show, he features the music from several eras. He features big band sounds and many of the single sounds. Favorites are Frank Sinatra, Luther Vandros, Tony Bennett, Ella Fitzgerald, and Nat King Cole. He also makes room for community service announcements and loves to announce art events and to interview artists. The show is every morning form 9 am to noon on FM 107.9. In addition to continuing to paint, Michael has one book out which is titled “My Life”. It’s a pictorial essay of different stages of his life and is available through www.lulu.com. He wants to write another and will as soon as he finds a few extra moments. If you would like to see more of Michael Shelton’s artwork, go to www.michaelsheltongallery.com. To contact him for more information, you can email him at michaelshelton25@ aol.com or call him at 321-729-0660 or 321-890-9490. 58 - Brevard Live September 2008 Thanks to Jerry Hanzl (www.digitalartbyjerry.com) for the photography for this article. BREVARD ART NEWS Lou Belcher has started a free service for artists, art organizations, galleries, and art lovers. It’s Brevard Art News. You can find it at http:// www.loubelcher.com then click on Art News. Go there to find out what’s happening in the art world in Brevard. If you have art news to share, send it to Lou by email at Lou@ LouBelcher.com or by snail mail at Lou Belcher; P.O. Box 61228; Palm Bay, FL,; 32906-1228. She will add it to Brevard Art News. Brevard Live September 2008 - 59 60 - Brevard Live September 2008 One For The Road By Joey Simao Customer Service My Ass! I guess you can see where I am going with this month’s article. One of my biggest pet peeves is customer service. I was brought up that the customer was always right and you do whatever you can do to make the customer happy. Even if the customer was a complete douche bag you did your best to satisfy them. Then when they left and were out of sight you flipped them off to make you feel better. Now a day’s most places should just hang a sign up in their place of business that says “To our dear customers. If you do not like the way we do business then by all means feel free to kiss our ass!” A few month ago a client of mine paid me with a check from Skank America, I mean Bank America. The check was for $1000.00. I went to the bank to cash the check. Once inside I gave the teller my driver’s license since I did not bank there. I then had to provide her with my thumb print as well. She was kind of cute so I was hoping she was going to ask for a sperm sample but she didn’t. Anyways, the cute teller went in her drawer and got the cash and counted out nine hundred and ninety- five dollars. I said with a smile that she was five dollars short. She said there is a check cashing fee of five dollars. You got to be kidding me. She just looked at me and said nothing. Let me get this straight. My client who banks here gives me a check from your bank to pay me for my service. I then come here to get HIS money not yours and you charge me five dollars for a service fee. The service fee is for you to sit down, reach in the drawer and count out my money. Am I correct? Sir that is our policy for people that do not have an account with us but if you would like to open an account here I can waive that fee. I told her that my policy is to never pay a service fee for anything and that she owed me five bucks. I guess my voice got a little loud and the manager came over and asked if there was a problem. The teller explained that I was upset with the service fee. What would you like for me to do sir, the manager asked? Just give me my five dollars. I can’t she replied and I will have to ask you to leave before I call security. Well if you are going to call security please tell him to bring five bucks with him. After the police left I was feeling a little hungry so I went to McDonalds. I ordered a chicken wrap, fries and diet coke. The lady handed me an empty cup and walked away. Upon her return with my wrap and fries I handed her back my empty cup and said I wanted a diet coke. She pointed to the coke dispenser across the way and said you can get it there. I pointed at the dispenser behind her counter and said and you can get in there. She said that their policy was to have the customer get their own drinks unless of course they were going through the drive through. As luck would have it the same police officer showed up and in a timely manner. Now that’s customer service. My bail bondsman took his sweet ass time but that’s another issue. If you really want to be taken care of make sure you come to the Brevard Live Music Awards September 8th at the Henegar Center. Your host Chris Long always goes above and beyond to make sure you have a good time. This year Chris will debut his new ventriloquist act with his dummy Brain Arnold. Until next month remember, the customer is always right no matter how much of a douche bag they are. Brevard Live September 2008 - 61 62 - Brevard Live September 2008 Brevard Live September 2008 - 63 BREVARD LIVE MAGAZINE P.O. Box 1452 Melbourne, Fl 32902 64 - Brevard Live September 2008 PRESORTED STANDARD U S POSTAGE PAID MELBOURNE, FL PERMIT 470