hi-res - im stroked to be alive
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hi-res - im stroked to be alive
-- Computers & Disabilities History The following pages are from wiki. I have vetted them and concur. I was to scribe my own but because this is done so well, why stab away one fingered for weeks only to repeat it. I have reproduced it by permission by way of their t&c’s. I think it’s important to understand what led up to the 80/90’s computer revolution. I have pruned large sections of print & amended others. Note: Dates and pricing are in US dollars. Other countries will vary widely. New Zealanders consider these points: Dates will vary up to 3-5 yrs later Exchange rates should be taken back then, not today’s. A guide is 1.5x.only factors exchange rate at the time not inflation. Computers became affordable for the general public in the 1970s due to the mass production of the microprocessor starting in 1971. Early microcomputers such as the Altair 8800 had front-mounted switches and blinking lights to control and indicate internal system status, and were often sold in kit form to hobbyists. These kits would contain an empty printed circuit board which the buyer would fill with the integrated circuits, other individual electronic components, wires and connectors, and then handsolder all the connections. [14] While two early home computers (Sinclair ZX80, and Acorn Atom) could be bought either in kit form or assembled, most home computers were only sold pre-assembled. They were enclosed in plastic or metal cases similar in appearance to typewriter or hi-fi equipment enclosures, which were more familiar and attractive to consumers than the industrial metal card-cage enclosures used by the Altair and similar computers. The keyboard - a feature lacking on the Altair - was usually built into the same case as the motherboard. Ports for plug-in peripheral devices such as a video display, cassette tape recorders, joysticks, and (later) disk drives either were built-in or available on expansion cards. Although the Apple II series had internal expansion slots, most other home computer models' expansion arrangements were through externally accessible 'expansion ports' that also served as a place to plug in cartridge-based games. Usually the manufacturer would sell peripheral devices designed to be compatible with their computers as extra cost accessories. Peripherals were not often interchangeable between different brands of home computer, or even between successive models of the same brand. To save the cost of a dedicated monitor, the home computer often would connect through an RF modulator to the family TV set, which served as both video display and sound system. [15] After the success of the RadioShack TRS-80, the Commodore PET and the Apple II in 1977, almost every manufacturer of consumer electronics rushed to introduce a home computer. Large numbers of new machines of all types began to appear during the late 1970s and early 1980s. Mattel, Coleco, Texas Instruments and Timex, none of which had any previous connection to the computer industry, all had shortlived home computer lines in the early 1980s. Some home computers were more successful—the BBC Micro, Sinclair ZX Spectrum, Atari 800XL and Commodore 64, sold many units over several years and attracted third-party software development. By 1982, an estimated 621,000 home computers were in use in the United States, at an average sales price of $530. [16] 2 Almost universally, home computers had a BASIC interpreter combined with a line editor in permanent readonly memory which one could use to type in BASIC programs and execute them immediately or save them to tape or disk. In direct mode, the BASIC interpreter was also used as the user interface, and given tasks such as loading, saving, managing, and running files. [17] One exception was the Jupiter Ace, which had a Forth interpreter instead of BASIC. A built-in programming language was seen as a requirement for any computer of the era, and was the main feature setting home computers apart from video game consoles. Still, home computers competed in the same market as the consoles. A home computer was often seen as simply as a higher end purchase than a console, adding abilities to what would still be mainly a gaming device. A common marketing tactic was to show a computer system and console playing games side by side, then emphasising the computer's greater ability by showing it running user-created programs, education software, word processing, spreadsheet and other applications while the game console showed a blank screen or continued playing the same repetitive game. Some game consoles offered "programming packs" consisting of a version of BASIC in a ROM cartridge. Atari's BASIC Programming for the Atari 2600 was one of these. For the ColecoVision console, Coleco even announced an expansion module which would convert it into a full-fledged computer system. This never materialised, but a standalone computer, the Coleco Adam was eventually released. [18] The Magnavox Odyssey² game console had a built-in keyboard to support its C7420 Home Computer Module. Before the Internet, and before most computer owners had a modem, books were a popular and low-cost means of software distribution. They also served a role in familiarizing new computer owners with the concepts of programming; some titles added suggested modifications to the program listings for the user to carry out. Modifying software to be compatible with one's system or writing a utility program to fit one's needs was a skill every advanced computer owner was expected to have. [20] Introduced in August 1981, the IBM Personal Computer would eventually become the standard platform used in business, due to the IBM name and the system's open architecture, which encouraged production of third-party clones. The 6502-based Apple II series had carved out a niche for itself in business, thanks to the industry's first killer app, VisiCalc, released in 1979. However the Apple II would quickly be displaced for office use by IBM PC compatibles running Lotus 1-2-3. [23] Apple Computer's 1984 release of the Apple Macintosh introduced the modern GUI to the market, which IBM-compatible computers would eventually adopt. [24] Throughout the 1980s, PCs became popular with businesses, leading, by the end of the decade, to Sub-$1000 IBM PC XT-class white box machines, usually built in Asia and sold by US companies like PCs Limited. In the late 1980s, clones also became popular with non-corporate customers. Inexpensive, highly compatible clones succeeded where IBM's PCjr had failed. Replacing the technophile hobbyists who had made up the majority of the home computer market, were, as Compute! described them, "people who want to take work home from the office now and then, play a game now and then, learn more about computers, and help educate their children". By 1986 industry experts predicted an "MS-DOS Christmas", and the magazine stated that clones threatened Commodore, Atari, and Apple's domination of the home-computer market. [26] The declining cost of IBM compatibles on the one hand, and the greatly increased graphics, sound, and storage abilities of fourth generation video game consoles such as the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo Entertainment System on the other, combined to cause the market segment for home computers to vanish by the early 1990s in the US. In Europe, the home computer remained a distinct presence for a few years . 3 With the Amiga and Atari ST lines being the dominant players, but today a computer bought for home will be very similar to those used in offices — made by the same manufacturers, with compatible peripherals, operating systems, and application software. Many home computers were superficially similar. Most had a keyboard integrated into the same case as the motherboard; sometimes a cheap-to-make membrane or chiclet keyboard in the early days, although full-travel keyboards quickly became universal due to overwhelming consumer preference. Most systems could use an RF modulator to display 20–40 column text output on a home television. Indeed, the use of a television set as a display almost defines the pre-PC home computer. Although dedicated composite or "green screen" computer displays were available for this market segment and offered a sharper display, a monitor was often a later purchase made only after users had bought a floppy disk drive, printer, modem, and the other pieces of a full system. Processor clock rates were typically 1–2 MHz for 6502 based CPU's and 2–4 MHz for Z80 based systems (yielding roughly equal performance), but this aspect was not emphasized by users or manufacturers, as the systems' limited RAM capacity, graphics abilities and storage options had a more perceivable effect on performance than CPU speed. Clock rate was considered a technical detail of interest only to users needing accurate timing for their own programs. To economize on component cost, often the same crystal used to produce color television compatible signals was also divided down and used for the processor clock. This meant processors rarely operated at their full rated speed, and had the side-effect that European and North American versions of the same home computer operated at slightly different speeds and different video resolution due to different television standards. Initially, many home computers used the then-ubiquitous compact audio cassette as a storage mechanism. A rough analogy to how this worked would be to place a recorder on the phone line as a file was uploaded by modem to "save" it, and playing the recording back through the modem to "load". [29] Most cassette implementations were notoriously slow and unreliable, but early 5.25" form factor drives were priced for business use, out of reach of most home buyers. Eventually mass production of 5.25" drives resulted in lower prices, and after about 1984 cassette drives were phased out of the US home computer market. 5.25" floppy disk drives would remain standard until the end of the 8-bit era. Though external 3.5" drives were made available for home computer systems toward the latter part of the 1980s, almost all software sold for 8-bit home computers remained on 5.25" disks; 3.5" drives were used for data storage. Standardization of disk formats was not common; sometimes even different models from the same manufacturer used different disk formats. Toward the end of the home computer era, drives for a number of home computer models appeared offering disk-format compatibility with the IBM PC. The disk drives sold with the Commodore 128, Amiga and Atari ST were all able to read and write PC disks, which themselves were undergoing the transition from 5.25" to 3.5" format at the time. Hard drives were never popular on home computers, remaining an expensive, niche product mainly for BBS hobbyists and the few business users. Various copy protection schemes were developed for floppy disks; most were broken in short order. Many users would only tolerate copy protection for games, as wear and tear on disks was a significant issue in an entirely floppy-based system. The ability to make a "working backup" disk of vital application software was 4 seen as important. Copy programs that advertised their ability to copy or even remove common protection schemes were a common category of utility software in this pre-DMCA era. In an enduring reflection of their early cassette-oriented nature, most home computers loaded their disk operating system (DOS) separately from the main OS. The DOS was only used for disk and file related commands and was not required to perform other computing functions. One exception was Commodore DOS, which was not loaded into the computer's main memory at all — Commodore disk drives contained a 6502 processor and DOS in ROM. Many home computers had a cartridge interface which accepted ROM-based software. This was also used for expansion or upgrades such as fast loaders. Application software on cartridge did exist, which loaded instantly and eliminated the need for disk swapping on single drive setups, but the vast majority of cartridges were games. [31] From about 1985, the high end of the home computer market began to be dominated by "next generation" home computers using the 16-bit Motorola 68000 chip, which enabled the greatly increased abilities of the Amiga and Atari ST series. Graphics resolutions approximately doubled to give roughly NTSC-class resolution, and color palettes increased from dozens to hundreds or thousands of colors available. Stereo sound became standard for the first time. Clock rates on the 68000-based systems were approximately 8 MHz with RAM capacities of 256 kB (for the base Amiga 1000) up to 1024 kB (1 megabyte, a milestone, first seen on the Atari 1040ST). These systems used 3.5" floppy disks from the beginning but 5.25" drives were made available to facilitate data exchange with IBM PC compatibles. The Amiga and ST both had GUIs inspired by the Apple Macintosh, but at a list price of $2495 (over $5000 in 2007 dollars), the Macintosh itself was too expensive for most households. In the late 1970s and early 1980s, from about 1977 to 1983, it was widely predicted [34] that computers would soon revolutionize many aspects of home and family life as they had business practices in the previous decades. [35] Mothers would keep their recipe catalog in "kitchen computer" databases and turn to a medical database for help with child care, fathers would use the family's computer to manage family finances and track automobile maintenance. Children would use online encyclopaedias [36] for school work and would be avid video gamers. The computer would even be tasked with babysitting younger children. [37] Home automation would bring about the intelligent home of the '80s. Using Videotex, NAPLPS or some sort of asyet unrealized computer technology, television would gain interactivity. It would be possible to do the week's grocery shopping through the television. [38] The "personalized newspaper" (to be displayed on the television screen) was another commonly predicted application. under computer control. [40][41] [39] Morning coffee would be brewed automatically The same household computer would control the home's lighting and temperature. Robots would take the garbage out, and be programmed to perform new tasks via the home computer. Electronics were expensive, so it was generally assumed that each home would have only one computer for the entire family to use. [42] Home control would be performed in a multitasking timesharing arrangement, with interfaces to the various devices it was expected to control. 5 All this was predicted to be commonplace sometime before the end of the decade, but by 1987 the predicted [44] revolution was said to be "in shambles", with only 15% of American homes owning a computer. Virtually every aspect that was foreseen would be delayed to later years or would be entirely surpassed by later [45] technological developments. The home computers of the early 1980s could not multitask. Even if they could, other technical limitations predominated; memory capacities were too small to hold entire [46] encyclopaedias or databases of financial records; floppy disk-based storage was inadequate in both [47] capacity and speed for multimedia work; and the home computers' graphics chips could only display blocky, unrealistic images and blurry, jagged text that would be difficult to read a newspaper [48] from. Although CD-ROM technology was introduced in 1985 with much promise for its future use, the drives were prohibitively expensive and only interfaced with IBM PCs and compatibles. Before long, a backlash set in—computer users were "geeks", "nerds" or worse, "hackers". The North American video game crash of 1983 soured many on home computer technology as users saw large investments in 'the technology of the future' turn into dead-ends when manufacturers pulled out of the market or went out of business. The computers that were bought for use in the family room were either forgotten in closets or relegated to basements and children's bedrooms to be used exclusively for games and the occasional book report. Home computers of the 1980s have been called "a technology in search of a use”. It would take another 10 years for technology to mature, for the graphical user interface to make the computer approachable for non-technical users, and for the World Wide Web to provide a compelling reason for most people to want a computer in their homes. Separate 1998 studies found that 75% of Americans with Internet access accessed primarily from home and that not having Internet access at home inhibited Internet [53] use. Predicted aspects of the revolution were left by the wayside or modified in the face of an emerging reality. The cost of electronics dropped precipitously and today many families have a computer for each family member, or a laptop for mom's active lifestyle, a desktop for dad with the kids sharing a computer. Encyclopaedias, recipe catalogs and medical databases are kept online and accessed over the world wide web — not stored locally on floppy disks or CD-ROM. TV has yet to gain substantial interactivity; instead, the web has evolved alongside television, giving rise to the second screen concept. The HTPC and services like Netflix, Google TV or Apple TV along with internet video sites such as YouTube and Hulu may one day [55] replace traditional broadcast and cable television. Our coffee may be brewed automatically every morning, but the computer is a simple one embedded in the coffee maker, not under external control. As of 2008, robots are just beginning to make an impact in the home, with Roomba and Aibo leading the charge. This delay wasn't out of keeping with other technologies newly introduced to an unprepared public. Early motorists were widely derided with the cry of "Get a horse!" [56] until the automobile was accepted. Television languished in research labs for decades before regular public broadcasts began. In an example of changing applications for technology, before the invention of radio, the telephone was used to distribute opera and news reports, whose subscribers were denounced as "illiterate, blind, bedridden and incurably lazy people". [57] Likewise, the acceptance of computers into daily life today is a product of continuing refinement of both technology and perception. < end.> 6 Tech Wreck Memoirs on the rise & demise of a successful 80’s, 90’s & y2k computer tech. 1981-2011 Author: Greg Cooney Editor: Judy Hill 7 www.imstroked.comOther Books: Im stroked to be Alive Look whos Talking Grass is Greener DISCLAIMER: The following are dates; activities and specs are recalled some 35yrs after the event, and to best of abilities. I’ve suffer a brain injury though. As such I won’t & can’t accept responsibility for errors or omissions! Email verified changes at above site please. CAVEAT: Images are trawled from web and had no visible copyright, and as such are gleamed public domain. Remember this is a NFP i.e noncommercial venture. But if you deem to be an owner who doesn’t wish to share, plse email me via imstroked.com. 8 This book is designed to be green, i.e. it should only be shared online and read online digitally and NOT be printed. Save our trees. If you must print, do it double sided or in booklet format please. Share freely. I am Sony™, Nook™ , Zinio™,Google Play™, Kindle™, Kobo™, Calibre™ and Adobe Reader™ friendly! Dedicated to my wife Mary who quickly recognised my need to control a computer again early in my stroke recovery, and my niece Amy who sourced the big trackball to make that happen. Without, I would have been a lost soul. And to my brother Steve and mate Declan, who supplied parts and performed miracles, the latter which still does to this day. Thank you. In Memory Of Anthony DeVeld Robert Bailey Pauline Hubbard Anne Potts 9 Contents History.............................................................................................................................................. 2 Brief Bio ......................................................................................................................................... 11 Introduction ................................................................................................................................... 12 Chapter 1- Early Beginnings ........................................................................................................... 14 Chapter 2 –My Army ‘Daze’ ........................................................................................................... 16 Chapter 3 – Enter the PC ............................................................................................................... 47 Chapter 4 – Evolution of the floppy .............................................................................................. 53 Chapter 5 – Programming or taming the beast ............................................................................. 55 Chapter 6 - Gaming console craze ................................................................................................. 59 Chapter 7 - Getting online, shopping ............................................................................................ 61 Chapter 8 – Pulling the rug ........................................................................................................... 63 Chapter 9 – The Net matures ........................................................................................................ 65 Chapter 10 – Business as usual...................................................................................................... 71 Chapter 11 – Selling Publicly.......................................................................................................... 73 Chapter 12 – Taking a backseat ..................................................................................................... 74 Chapter 13 – The Y2K Fiasco.......................................................................................................... 76 Chapter 14 – Going Full Circle..................................................................................................... 76 Chapter 15 – Stroke of bad luck ................................................................................................. 78 Chapter 16 – So Long, Farewell .................................................................................................. 79 Appendix A – Computers in disability ........................................................................................ 82 Appendix B – 1993 pricelist ........................................................................................................ 87 Appendix C – The defining ‘Killer’ apps? .................................................................................. 101 Appendix D – Early advertising ................................................................................................ 105 Appendix F – Business card evolvement .................................................................................. 113 Appendix G – Man of leisure...................................................................................................... 115 10 Brief Bio 1962 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1985 1988 1989 1990 1991 1991 1993 1993 1995 1996 1997 2003 2011 2011 2012 2014 Born Sth Otago S.Cert 5 subjects Joined Army Commence Electronics apprenticeship Exposure to 8088 family of personal computers Electrical registration Complete Electronics Engineer degree Promotion to Sergeant Married Moonlighting Left army Recruited second byte Quit same Self employed Incorporate company teleware distributors(tdl) Create retail arm valley broking services (vbs) Daughter is born Vbs closes Suffer catastrophic brainstem stroke @48 TDL closes Voluntarily placed in assisted living Still here @52 ! 11 Introduction Computers in many different forms have been my passion, the breadwinners, my life centre for ever (it seems). Even before the personal computer I owned and cut my teeth on the following 6. There was lots to choose from; Commodore Vics, Pet’s and the 64’s and Amiga’s, Trs-8o’s, BBC micros, Honeywell, acorns, apple, apricots, sharps, NEC, to name the main ones. I’ve been exposed to most from about 78-83. I have built, repaired, restored, bought, sold, broken, outgrown, networked, programmed and spilt coffee on them. These were the pre-PC machines I cut my teeth on. They are Sinclair’s ZX80 ZX81, Spectrum, Amstrad CPC-64, The Microbee (Aussie made), was unusual in that its operating system was in the firmware. You simply plugged in a different one when needed. However it was laborious to change over ‘cos you could only have one at a time. So I designed a daughter board that plugged into socket with 8 sockets each which could be swapped and called thru keyboard shortcuts. The first socket, the default, had my program on to allow this. I was in the process of marketing it to the masses thru Microbee. However the PC was only a few years away and laid waste to those plans!. The last a CP/M machine with built in 4 colour screen and printer was the Sanyo if-800. [There will be a v2 release where there will be a lot more links to wiki entries] 12 13 Chapter 1- Early Beginnings I was born at a peacful time when a notebook was a wee pad with lines you wrote in, was one when JFK was shot, seven for first moon walk, 15 before the now successful and famous probe voyager was launched, Elvis died, and Michael Jackson was still a black kid. We would be lucky to hear of a murder every few years; now it’s at least once a month. You could go out, to a restaurant, walk, go to public places without a bloody phone ringing. There was no word ‘digital’ yet. About the only technologies in the home were black & white tv’s, large radios, telephones, old wringer tub washing machines and heaters. if you were lucky a turntable - heck, stereo wasn’t even common yet. I began my fascinatiion with radio and electronics at age 10, by way, as most techs would, receiving a crystal set kit for my birthday from my big brother. I think this Ladybird book, with plans to build a crystal set. As a listener of shortwave radio I was bewildered by how it produced local stations from thin air without so much as a battery. And one way or another I swore to find how. My fascination with all things mechanical, especially vintage and building stuff had begun. A few years later, mid to late 70’s I was accidentally burned by Dad’s friends son. The father, a well travelled philanthropist endowed me with gifts from his travels abroad. One a small (for then) minature radio. I would sleep each night while it sang to me. Later I would ‘deconstruct’ it, picking out the encapsulation carefully, trying to find what made it tick. I used dxing as a distraction, which would become an addiction. I would transcribe or log what I heard and icluded thngs like reception quality, noise, interferance etc. This was using the SINPO rating. In return the station would sent me a QSL card. Always different, size of a postcard, sometimes glossy these usually were accompanied by calendars, pennnts, flags, stamps, puzzles, pens etc. this would repeat yearly, so with scores of verification there was always 14 15 something to come home from school for. I remember radio china went on well into my army days!. This was the days of good old slow boat or snail mail post, slow but reliable, well before near instantaneous email and their spam folders which would require a near instantaneous reply. Today with fibre optics, it’s lterally at the speed of light! Nope, in the 70 ‘s that word ‘spam’ was never bandied around. It was yet to be thought up. Around this time I would accompany my father to the landfill. From here, I would look for and pilfer all shapes and sizes of valve radios to ‘repair’. This wasn’t difficult, it was the age of germanium transistors which where, while short lived, an important intermediary step between valves and silicon transistors. After 1915-late 50’s of huge pre-war inefficient valve techchnolgy usage, everyone was keen to climb aboard. I would take apart, clean, and reassemble, which would often see them blaring forth. Those that didn’t and had open filaments; I would buy valves off an old local Russian guy. I had a large radio collection which today would fetch a pretty penny. I don’t know what happened to them. Last seen when joining army for a long career in electronics (1981-1985), 9000hrs I recall. I attended the high school’s radio club with great gusto, later running it, and no project would faze me. Chapter 2 –My Army ‘Daze’ The following chapter is taken from my first book. I believe it also belongs here. If you have read ‘I’m stroked to be alive’, you can skip to next. `O.k, its rant time. a rather sketchy recant of my army time in no particular order [35 years ago]. Total served was just 11 years 1980-1991, but a lot would transpire in that time. So let’s start at the beginning shall we? I was desperate to leave home and the drunken and abusive relationship of my father. I initially wanted to be a pilot, given a few years at the 38 air squadron cadetship. Every Wed I would ride a trusty Vespa 150cc scoot over to the base at Wigram. So into the Air Force recruiting office I went, and had to sit this wicked algebra test. I failed by 4 points. “Sorry son, come back when you have U.E”. “BUGGER” I exclaimed as I sheepishly left. As I was leaving, an army recruiting sign caught my eye. 16 17 I applied and having aced the aptitude test and passed the medical, some months later a letter arrived notifying me of my acceptance. “Yeah! Free at last” I thought to myself, completely naïve to what was in store for the young boy Gregory, waiting to be shaped into a man. In January 1980, just 16 for 2 months, I fly up to Wellington, then catch a bus to Waiouru. Through wide eyes it wasn’t hard to spot some others while they nervously trod the airport carpet. It was still summer, yet a chill surfaced about Taihape as we approached the desert. Man, were we ever in for a shock come winter and its snow, ice and wind-chill. So cold was it, we challenged each other to lick the flagpole. To my knowledge no one was that stupid. Because we weren’t 18 yet, we couldn’t join the regular forces, instead joined the cadet forces. Some had to endure 2 years; I was one of the lucky ones only having to do one. It was easy to spot us, so young, and we wore bright red berets. It was no party tho, let me tell ya. We were divided into 6 platoons, each of those filled by the future trades/occupations we would go on to. For instance there was [#1] infantry [grunts] and tanks [tankies] in one, I was in the one [#4] for signalmen [sigs] and electronics [goons]. Known as “whippos”, we would be spared fulltime military training in exchange for schooling to achieve our University Entrance qualifications [U.E]. Of course, there was fierce rivalry between each platoon, with others touting we were just fake wannabe’s. In actual truth we did the same training, just less. In fact it was harder as we had to contend with the warm classroom, then tired, get thrown outside in the cold, then tired…well you get the picture, then learn, and swat, and do our chores, all the while ironing our clothes for the next day! We lived in rooms 10 aside, with our personal space no bigger than that of a prison cell. I think each building had 4 rooms, washing room and ablutions/shower block. Each platoon had a diff building which all backed on to a massive asphalted parade ground. They had to be kept immaculate, self-maintained right down to the white painted rocks bordering the gardens. Inside, brass fittings highly polished like our belt buckles, porcelain gleaming and floor lino so glossy from buffing we could almost shave in their reflection! The day began at 5:30, the time being marked loudly by reveille and the daily ritual of raising the flag. Showering and dressing quickly, we had to prepare our rooms and spaces, ready for standby your beds, the daily inspection. You prayed everything was in order, clothes clean, pressed and regimentally spaced in your wardrobe. No dust anywhere which they would check with a white glove, which they must have stolen from Mickey Mouse. God help you if not perfect, your bed would be up-ended, wardrobe pushed over and a meeting with the Officer Commanding [OC], and the docking of pay, inevitable. Amazingly we only made $6/day, but with enforced compulsory savings managed at least $1200 at the end-of-year, a lot of money in those days. We got to spend it all at Xmas much to the envy of our civilian mates. We lived the Life of Riley back then. We had no real use for money, everything: board, meals, clothes etc. were provided, but a little was doled out each week for consumables and luxury items. No need to leave camp, everything could be had 18 19 at the Army Garrison Institute [AGI], a megamall that stocked everything from fast foods to consumer electronics. Indeed, I got my first stereo and TV on layby there. Every camp had one then. At mealtimes we would form a squad and present our mess tins for inspection of cleanliness. These were issued with our uniform, and would always accompany us at mealtimes be it on manoeuvres in the scrub, or within the confines of camp. Mealtimes then, were not a relaxing time where you could enjoy your food at a leisurely pace, oh no, heaven forbid. Regularly we never got to finish unless we shovelled it in as fast as we could. Having ‘seconds’ was out of our reach. It seemed we were always in hot water, marching up in front of the OC, usually a colonel, on some disciplinary charge or another. For this we would be awarded X number of days confined to barracks, better known as CB. We would have to report to the duty hut at 16:30 [4:30pm]. It would sound again at 5:30 in the morning. I can’t remember when morning session ended, the night one was 2200 [subtract 12]. Now you couldn’t visit the AGI, or leave camp. The punishment was entirely left up to that day’s duty sergeant. Many were meaner than junk yard dogs, no doubt seeking revenge, while some [not many] were pussies, no doubt having been thru it, felt pity on us. Life really WAS like a box of chocolates, never knowing what you’ll get! I did my fair share of CB so will recall some common occurrences. First to mind, they would hand you a coke bottle and get you to fill it up with grass. Upon completing, they would then demand you empty it WITHOUT breaking it. Second was sprinting a couple of k out to the army museum where there were a dozen placques on the wall. You had to remember them, without writing down and recite them upon return, or risk return trip(s) till right. Third, there was this steep hill called tank hill upon which rested the town’s water tank right. Steep at the best of time, right. But 20 21 doubly so when you’re exhausted and it’s the dead of night. Plus we had to carry our bed and bedding up and reassemble at the top. This often entailed 3 or more trips! But as harsh as it was, we eventually saw the light and developed ‘cheats’ of our own. A blind eye was turned to these practices as they were deemed character and team building, or showing initiative. I just called it devious cunning, or how to beat the system. They usually involved the peeps you took the wrap for, or mates who had finished their own routine, knowing full well you still had to do your tasks when released, and also knowing full well you had to return the favour when their turn came, which it invariably would! They involved driving out to the plaques location during downtime and writing each of their inscriptions and hiding it in the barracks. Then instead of running out there, we only had to return to barracks, where we could rest our weary bones and memorize the list. Tank hill was succumbed by running back to barracks yelling ‘tank’. This would spur into action the following; your bed was dismantled and driven by car to the top of the hill and reassembled. You could then navigate the hill unimpeded. However sometimes the sergeant would cotton on to what was happening, and grabbing the duty Land rover would be waiting at the top to foil our plans! Ah, those were the days! `This would continue for the year, after which, us lucky ones would graduate to regular force, get a blue beret and enter our relevant corps to adopt a trade. Even back at those tender ages, the stalwart drinking culture began. No, they couldn’t make you drink, but unless you did, or played rugby, you were considered an outcast. Talk about peer pressure, I don’t know anyone who didn’t adopt one of the two, or both, as the consequences not to, were too great. Sure we would drink with adult supervision, but not for long. Happy hours were once a month and it wasn’t long before we were left to our own devices, and the temptations of cheap [subsidised] liquor. 22 23 About halfway thru the year we were bussed to W[h]anganui, tho it didn’t have an h then. We were to be the dates at the collegiate girls collage annual dance. Having met what we thought was true love, and must be our life long soul-mates [sorry Mary!]; we just had to get back there. And so we would. However, the only way we could leave camp, since we were under 18, was to get a leave pass stating we were staying with our sponsors. All personnel who came from very far away, were assigned a sponsor who quickly would become your second mum. Generally the families of your roomies who lived only a town or two away. I can remember 3 or 4 who came that weekend, convincing each sponsor to say we would be with them. Now while we could drive, none of us owned a vehicle, so once again it was the bus. We were pleasantly surprised; ok ecstatic, that our partners had rendezvoused with us as requested. We booked a hotel, but not gaining what we hoped for, soon got bored with the girls, so left for a pub. Buoyed that our rosy-cheeked, fresh-faced, wide-eyed looks hadn’t given the game away, we got down to business. Staggering out arm in arm to hold each other up, we surveyed the town for more action. Having found none, we made our own. One of the lads had stolen a motorcycle which we took turns hooning around the town centre. Up curbs, down alleys, on pavements, wherever we wanted. We were invincible killing machines remember! How we never got stopped I don’t know. We kept this up until we ran out of gas and ditched the bike like a hot spud. ‘Let’s get something to eat’ came the cry, problem was nothing was open at this hour. ‘Have problem, create solution’ echoed around our dulled brains. So we did, we forced entry to a dairy and helped ourselves. Having left our mark on this town, we caught our bus, returning gloomily to hell, I mean camp. We had what was referred to as barrack [room] justice; it was our own way of handing out punishment without it going thru normal channels. i.e. someone who repeatedly skimped with personal hygiene procedures would be dragged kicking to the shower block to be scrubbed with a yard broom and hosed down with the fire hose! So off to the regular force I go, along with the relaxed regulations, like real plates and no time limits to finish eating. Single man rooms, [great for sneaking girls into!], cinema, leave camp whenever, and most important of all, a bar that was open every day! All very alluring to a 17 year old impressionable youth. I would spend the next year at the school of electrical mechanical engineers (SEME) embarking on a gruelling journey for a diploma in electronic engineering for a total of 9,500 hours. This would be mainly theory that we would continue at technical institutes in Palmerston North, Wellington and the Waikato, for months at a time working alongside civilians. It would put us in the top pay band. Slightly odd being ordered round by someone you know is making less than you. I received my radio technician’s certificate in ’83 and my electrical registration in ’85. I was posted to the telegoons section at Trentham’s 1 Base Workshops, the facility for unit repairs as opposed to diagnosis and unit swapping in a wartime [field] environment. I would stay there a year so let me divulge a few secrets that happened then. 24 25 I was gifted with the ability to retain info without any swot whatsoever. Sure it would’ve helped but I was more interested in the beer gods instead. Once I was thrown out for disturbing the class with my laughter, and the falling off my chair frequently. Had only stopped drinking and god knows what else, an hour before class! Want to share a wee experience involving a model airplane. For weeks every Saturday morning one would buzz around outside our barracks. It interfered with our hung over beauty sleep. Right, I’ll show you ya bugger. So armed with a signal generator I had borrowed from my section, I climbed to the TV room which was the highest point on the 3 storied block. Sweeping the range thru an open window I jammed control of the plane which nose-dived into the turf. Pleased with myself, unaware of some kid’s broken heart, I packed up. Returning to work Monday I overheard a conversation of the captain who was second in charge [2IC], solemnly discussing it, it was HIS boy! Whoops, must have never bought him another one, for we were never to be awoken so early again. Speaking of barracks let me relay a small story about what happened in the army barracks when I was in my early twenties. To set the scene, A & B accommodation blocks were 3 storied concrete boxes, where each floor mirrored another. Well one evening I went out on a bender as usual. This time I got in a fight and got done over right royally. I can’t remember what it was over quite frankly, [strange as that may seem! ;)] Anyway, I staggered back home, how I found it is beyond comprehension, must have been the raw, subliminal, homing instinct, like pigeons have. I must have fumbled for my keys, had I found them, I would have discovered they didn’t fit, likely alerting me to having the wrong room, but I wasn’t given that chance. ‘I know,’ I thought, in a moment of brilliance, I’ll just get in the window! Brilliant deduction, considering I lived on the second floor, exactly one room above. Entering the room I felt smug with myself, and climbed into bed o.k. But I must have tossed and turned, right. No doubt continuing the fight ‘action’ in my drunken slumber. So the real owner staggered home himself at 3am, after attending a wedding reception. Imagine his surprise to find goldilocks out to it, in a deep sleep surrounded by massive amounts of pooling and congealing blood at the window, the desk under it, the bedding, sheets, and walls, looking, like an outtake of SAW movie. Since I didn’t stir at the door being unlocked and opened, nor at the light being turned on, the poor guy assumed that I was dead, reporting it to the night watch staff. Who quickly woke me, and upon hearing my tale, ushered me back to my room, where I was quickly left, presumably left to further console the correct and distraught owner of said lodging! One more incident, of course rife with cannabis and alcohol consumption, began as normal with as much as we could drink, subsidised alcohol. It started with me dancing on tables and doing stripteases. I should have gotten the hint when my clothes were taken and hidden, but oh no not me!, probably as high as a kite after ‘clandestine operations’ to partake, I had a party to attend, and besides, I had a reputation to uphold, I was after all, the binge king. So after finally clothing 26 27 up, I staggered off to this party. Next I knew it was just breaking dawn. ‘Hey what am I doing in the bush?’ I was covered in scratches, presumably from scrambling thru the trees. I was dressed only in undies, which lets say I had soiled! WTF, I muttered, as I ran back to the barracks. Hell, I must have looked a sight for morning motorists, a crazy looking dude, just out for an early morning jog, in his bulging underpants! I had only been asleep, for what seemed only minutes, when there was a rapid, RAP, RAP, RAP, on my door. I was face-to-face with a policeman, holding up my wallet, ‘Is this yours?’ he roared, ‘Great, you found it’ I said, reaching for it. ‘Not so fast, son, you’re under arrest’. I apparently took my clothes off, for what reason, I don’t know, and stashed them under a shrub. I then, naked except for undies, proceeded to knock on the door. When it was not answered, I tried the door, but it was locked. ‘I know there’s a party there’ I yelled, as I broke the nearest quarter light window, and reached thru to access the lock. ‘We’re calling police’, warned the terrified occupants, who turned out to be a pensioner couple who were NOT having a party! They must have scared me off, so I ran into the bush that bordered the property. I was convicted of breaking and entering, and ordered to pay restitution for the door. Now one doesn’t have this much fun with a lethal mix of alcohol, drugs, and cars without paying for it. Having taken blood at my last accident, no one was surprised when it returned a level of 1400, over 3x the limit of 400; so I was scheduled to meet the judge. As this was the 2nd time (that I was caught), I knew I was in for a battle. But, 12 months suspension [which meant I’d lose car, motorcycle, heavy trade [HT], HT and trailer, articulated trailer and track classes], $5,000 fine, plus 6 months periodic detention, was a bit OTT, don’t you think? The forfeiture of all those classes, huge at the time, but of little consequence now! But I had a real case for a retrial, this judge was biased, having a daughter killed by a drunken soldier, I found out later. I swallowed my medicine anyway, and the army wasn’t concerned, promoting me to sergeant just several weeks later. They also paved the way for me to jump in a truck to sit my heavy trade, which gives you the light trade (LT) or car licence automatically. Still, I learnt my lesson and wasn’t to offend again. Perhaps today’s sentences are far too light? Did I tell you I worked on SAM’s, surface or ground-to-air missiles? Let me explain, one morning while everyone went to smoko, I remained behind to get the jump on a repair. Somewhere along the way, I dropped and broke a 2 gallon glass ‘flagon’ of isopropyl alcohol. Almost 8 litres. ‘Oopsie, better clean it up before everybody gets back’ I mused to myself. ‘Now where’s the old faithful’, a Tellus, a vacuum cleaner, it will make short work of it as I switched it on. Within seconds I was fascinated by the tube icing up and getting cold. Then there’s an almighty ‘BOOM’, which shook the building. ‘WTF was that?’ I looked around noticing a big ugly hole in the suspended ceiling, and for a second, thought something had dropped from the sky. Looking around for what it was, I noticed half the cleaner was missing! By this time everyone came 28 29 running from the smoko room to investigate the noise. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to work out what would happen to the highly flammable liquid, or does it?! We would have weekly happy hours at our 164 club. Now 164 was army speak for written off. An apt name as we often, read ‘always’ were. This particular night was a real doo-sey, having forfeited tea to carry on getting 164’d. Was dark out as I recall. They didn’t need keys in those days; but unceremoniously I crashed it into a building. Not any building, mine, the goon’s shop! The tank was fine as you would expect, but the building wasn’t so lucky. I was never caught, or would have faced a court martial for sure! Let’s expand on this shall we? The irony was we had jumped into the only tank that was retrofitted with a massive, petrol Mercedes truck engine that was jury rigged to the original gearbox, giving I think, 8 forward gears and 2 reverse. As luck would have it, I selected a reverse gear. As I was responsible, for the fitting of many sensors, and the logging [recording] of data. I was given a 5 minute crash course on driving it by the tankies, and was mad keen to show off my newly acquired skills. A ‘crash’ course it would be indeed! I was literally ‘tanked’ up and couldn’t manage a car let alone one of these behemoths. The problem was this course was using the somewhat subdued and sluggish, diesel counterparts then, yeah. There was no way a layman could tell from the outside that the motor was different, c’mon cut me some slack here please. I didn’t know this one had twice the torque of the original, well, ok, I did. Feeling some resistance I thought I just wasn’t giving it enough juice. So I did what everyone would do in my situation, gave it death! Down came the front entrance of MY section. ‘Oh shit’, I exclaimed as I stalled it, ‘let’s foot it’ cried my mate. So that’s precisely what we did. We thought we got away Scott-free, but we hadn’t. Pretending the vandalism to the front of MY building, was as big a surprise to me as anyone else, it soon came apparent, that due to the noise of the building tumbling down like a tower of cards, we had been spotted through the dust, legging it away! Now what is surprising is this; which I found out many years later, from my youngest sister. My father, who since has passed, was rung presumably by admin clerks, since I was still under 18, the age of consent, and dad who I hadn’t seen for 2+ years, was asked ‘what would he do, in this situation?’. ‘Nothing, he’s your problem now,’ was his reply. I never did hear any more about it, nor did the passenger, it was quickly swept under the table, as were many other offences. I can tell you one thing tho; we never adopted that engine, it was too hot, too thirsty, and just too damn fast! It was about this time I would earn the nickname ‘Goat’, why? They eat anything don’t they? After a few, I could be coaxed to consume anything. Usually for money, tho not always that; usually was just a dare, a challenge. I would eat anything from smoke butties, [the contents of an ashtray between bread], of a sick bucket [from someone sculling a yard perhaps.] Basically I was just a clown craving attention. A couple of my party favourites were the following disgusting tricks. I 30 31 would tie a piece of cotton to a food morsel, and tying one end to a shirt button, would swallow it. I would pull it up an hour later and swing it at everybody, influencing the refill of that sick bucket! Another standard, I would swallow a condom right, then snorting one end up through a nostril, with one end still hanging out my mouth, would precede to see-saw it back and forwards. All I know the pre-lubed and flavoured ones weren’t nice tasting. After countless 50c jugs, happy hours, and the rigging of auctions, in which I or another committee member often won all the cool brewery promotionals, I had my first overseas experience in Fiji. I recall that we were flown there in an air force Hercules [C130] that was for basically heavy equipment moving. The trip was mostly uneventful, but I vividly remember it raining inside the non-pressurized cabin when landing, due to the high humidity outside. It was HOT, I was gasping at the dry hot air in the middle of the tarmac and it was only the morning! We headed straight out to the jungle where we would take it easy for a couple of days to acclimatise. I remember the jungle well too; monkeys and lemurs abound, lotsa coconut and banana trees, sugar cane plantations etc. but what sticks was the different and vast flora and fauna, plus the larger than life insect life. Everything was so big, I mean jumbo! We had to use mosquito nets, not because they were so big, there were so fricken many when the sun went down. Speaking of prolific, when the sun disappeared, out came the fruit bats. I had the unpleasant experience of being bitten on the knee by a scorpion, it swelling like a balloon very quickly till a medic administered an antidote. I’ll also always remember as we left for some well-earned relaxation and shopping [R&R], the kids lining our route, armed with fresh fruit they had gathered and would exchange for ration pack food. A tube of honey or dark chocolate bars [look out, they contained laxatives! ;)] scoring you armfuls of fruit. Just what was called for after a couple of weeks without. Then after various courses with tankie school in Waiouru [we called it Wiberia for its weather and remoteness] working on field artillery computer equipment [FACE], basically a giant mortar calculator, and specialised, rugged, intercom and radio, I was posted down south to a field workshop for a year. Just half an hour from home. Apart from repairing stuff from petrol generators to emergency beacon radios, a lot else went on. The old barracks backed on to a bowling green, which we visited often. Not to play mind you, it was close, serene and private, perfect for that ‘joint’ we would partake in, naughty eh?, not half; wait, we once visited the workshop in the weekend when it was empty. I don’t know what the hell possessed us but we shared a spliff in the OC’s office, taking turns mocking the disciplinary procedure. I know, stupid or what, was cheeky back then, hell, I still am! Once a mate, the same I sniffed glue with [below], took 6, or was it 8 LSD trips all at once; given to him in a ‘dear john’ letter only a week ago. I recall it was a Sunday I think, we had to try and keep him conscious for hours, giving him cold showers, numerous strong coffees. I can still see him fainting on parade the next day, hitting the asphalt liked a felled tree. 32 33 He was depressed and on a path to destruction. He suggested we should find out what this new [then] fad of huffing was all about. I too wondered, so I humoured him, ‘let’s try it’. We bought a large tube of UHU solvent, or was it F2 contact adhesive? I don’t remember. Scrounging a plastic shopping bag I’d use for rubbish, from the glove box, we went to work. Next minute, I was full noise in reverse, going the wrong direction down a one-way street, was it Armagh, or St. Asaph?, I don’t know and that’s not important right now, I’m telling a story, do you mind?, concentrate now, not much to go. Before long, we were back in Burnham, about half an hour out of Christchurch [ChCh], how we got there, is anyone’s guess. We decided to swap cars, this one was ‘too hot’, and likely spotted, so we wanted to drop it like a hot potato. We borrowed, ok ‘helped ourselves’, ok stole a mates Mk4 Zephyr [Zodiac] that had been freshly painted 2 days before, so fresh it didn’t have all its trim on yet. You see back then we painted in enamel, not lacquer, and it would take a day or two to fully harden. Consequently the bonnet hadn’t been fully fitted yet, and wasn’t closed properly. So when it blew open at highway speeds when returning to ChCh we shouldn’t have been surprised, yet we were! The bonnet had flown up and flattened against the windshield, smashing it, bending up unnaturally at the hinges, destroying not only the stunning paint job, but the bonnet as well. Screeching to a halt, we couldn’t see jack shit. Kicking out the windshield, and tying down the ruined bonnet we proceeded into the city. There we would repeat the process [another huff], and dance away what was left of the night. Returning at around 8am, we were confronted by quite the commotion. You see, the owner got up early, found his car missing, and reported it to the military police. Bloody spoil-sport, where’s his sense of humour?, we wondered. But we would never again touch that stuff. The army replaced the entire fleet of trucks, RL Bedford’s, it had had since the ‘50s with Mercedes. The 2228s, now a classic, I remember well. I thought the Bedfords could go anywhere; think they had 8 forward gears. Anyway was asked if I wanted to do driver training. You bet- so we did, taking in most of the South Island from Blenheim to Bluff, navigating some of the most treacherous roads and gorges. Once we gained confidence, we were loaded up with thousands of litres of water. As 1 litre=1kg, we had tonnes of load! We had to come down steep passes using only the gears and engine brakes, normal brakes were prohibited. I recall we entered Bluff and unanimously voted to stop and wet our whistles. Unbeknown to us it was the annual oyster festival! So we got these pails of freshly shucked oysters with 5 dozen each. We scoffed ourselves silly whilst swilling. Funny thing was I don’t remember paying. Definitely a highlight. For the record, bluff oysters may be unmatched on the planet. If you get the chance, try some. I would complete my junior non-commissioned officer’s course [JNCO] down there, leaving with 2 stripes, [corporal] and Mary close behind, who I stole from another soldier. My bad luck. Again, another impression is left behind on the city for our legacy. From here I was posted back to 34 35 Trentham. This time it was to the exclusive technical services unit where I would get my own portacom. Once, I was to be the enemy party for an exercise. We were not on patrol so to speak, so we could make noises, break formation, go at our own pace etc. Nearing the end of a two week stint, we were desperate for something fresh. In a knee-jerk reaction, risking an incidental unauthorised discharge [IUD] I noticed a very large eel cruising the edge of a stream we were following. Quick as a flash I stunned it by striking it with the butt off my rifle, and then stabbed it clean thru the head with my bayonet, skewering it. Everyone was impressed, and after learning to remove the slime by rubbing it with sand and small pebbles, the Māori boys took off to find Puha, a delicacy that tastes like spinach. That evening we dined on that and smoked eel, it was divine. I earned the name ‘the great white hunter’ from that point on. Also on that trip we had to make a tricky river crossing, roped together, arms linked, we went. Someone went down a few feet from us and down I went to. The water was C.O.L.D, being fed from glaciers and I gasped to catch my breath. When I opened my eyes in shock under the water tho, I saw all these fat, obviously spawning salmon, all heading in the same direction. Quite the sight. We were awarded a holiday on the Queen part way thru’ one year. No no, not that kind. We were to visit a private and secluded bay frequented only by shearers in the Marlborough Sounds. Having caught the same interislander ferry I spoke of earlier, with 4 trucks in tow, 1 to transport troops [us], 1 toansport sports equip like kayaks, water donuts etc., and 2 That reminds me of another yarn. Once a year the Department of Conservation [DOC] would request we carry out a cull in a block they’d designate and close off. It was very desirable to get in that squad, as the army would provide as much ammo as you could carry and rations, that we would supplement with bacon, eggs, pasta, whatever we liked. We carried copious amounts of ammunition as once we were out of sight we would convert our semi-automatics to full auto with the simple addition of a matchstick. We could, and did, fell large trees, cutting them in half with bursts that would leave the barrels glowing red. Anyway my tale is, there were 6 or 7 of us, and we would take sweepstakes as to who would have the most kills. We would mow down anything that moved right, notching up tallies of 3 or 4 each. They were usually goats, pigs, fallows [deer], and possums. Whatever. Well we were anyway , but there was one person who hadn’t scored yet. In desperation, we heard a shot. Way off down a 36 37 gully next to a river bed was he, struggling while holding up his goat. “I got one, boys” he said over the radio. Unbeknownst to the rest of us, one of the guys took photos of the expedition, right. He had taken one of the poor goat, or should I say poor bloke. While showing his photos, someone remarked the goat looked fat. Sure enough, examination under a mag’ glass showed it was. Faced with the evidence, he ‘fessed up. The goat had prolly died of drowning several weeks earlier, and was bloated! Given absolute shit over it and earned the nickname ‘Doc’. We would always celebrate Dec. 1st, St Eligeus day, the birthday of our corps [RNZEME] foundation. If in the barracks, we would be awoken by the senior staff serving us hot rum ‘n’ coffees in our beds. Anyone who lived outside the gates could enjoy the same at the infamous 164 club. There would be no work, instead we would gather for games. One of the games was to be a horizontal slide, slick with detergent. Guess who came running thru it? Even before the games had begun. Going head over arse, knocking themselves out and dislocating their collar bone? Let’s not go there o.k. Who said the army encouraged drinking? Life was beginning to be one long party now, I would go to my room after lunch and skull as much as possible, one of those cheap cartons of wine, taking it out so I could squeeze the bladder like a bag-pipe player, for speed drinking and to get every last drop! I would return to work and no one appeared any the wiser. I would leave for the electrician’s loft to sleep it off till 16:30 [4:30] when I could return to the bar and start all over again. We were often so hung over in the morning, we couldn’t face breakfast, opting instead for a carton of banana milk and a tin of sardines, and an odd combination that we thought was a cure! One afternoon I returned to the compound to discover a light armoured vehicle [LAV] had been parked, blocking my access. Don’t worry I’ll move it. I jumped in and charged down the tarmac right outside the administration offices at full speed. I overheated and stalled it, with smoke pluming out; I calmly exited as if I had done it purposely, and made a beeline for that loft. About now I made a 2nd trip to Fiji or [F1J1] as we would call it. Pretty much the same except we could break the codes that determined the lowest price a dealer would be prepared to go. They would be displayed on each item, much like a price tag. It was widely adopted by the capitals [SUVA] shopping districts and other towns frequented by tourists. It sure made haggling [the shopping standard], a breeze! As I’ve had over 30 years combined in PC servicing let me put these questions to you, when does your PC die? When you’re using it, staring at the screen? No, at switch on [and less, at switch off]. Let me give you another analogy, when do bulbs blow? While its burning? Again no, at switch on [and less, at switch off]. You want to double the life of bulbs, leave on, or replace light switches 38 39 with a dimmer for a less abrupt soft start. [Some dimmers dislike eco bulbs, ask!]. You can’t put one on your PC, but you can leave on. Set screen to blank after a period. Staying at constant temp, no turn-on spikes, hard drives that don’t have to spin up and down, it’ll repay you in longevity. Being energy efficient, it’ll only add a couple of dollars each month. But it’ll save hundreds in repairs and constant bulb replacements! Tip: leave your pc on, leave lights on, especially Ecos or install dimmers. Sometime in ’95, my older brother and I, he, also self-employed in information technology [IT], decided to see Vegas and to attend the computer dealers’ expose [COMDEX] there. It was a real eye-opener. And the lights, you’ve heard about them, but until you see that neon city rise out of the desert, your naïve to them. Gambling a great draw card, you played right under a new Harley [hog], a new corvette, or a glass case, brimming with crisp $100 notes. I will fess-up to playing $25 slots, but not how many thousands I lost. We caught Penn and Teller, and the Moody Blues’ concerts while there. Great. We then flew out to LA and spent a couple of days relaxing at Santa Monica. While on the infamous pier, this guy had incredulously fished up a diamond ring. The police were talking to him, as likely they were the proceeds of a hoist. I recall it was in pristine order, not even the sea tarnishing them, which I now know is a sign of quality. I would also be scammed outta $20 bucks attempting to score in the town centre. The airport was so vast; you needed to catch buses just to get to your car! After an almost an hour, I commented on how monotonous LA was; only to be corrected we were just leaving the airport! You’d think I’d know – I was only here 5 years earlier - must’ve been sleeping. 40 41 Back to army days, I think the army wanted me to stay, even treating me to another overseas experience, no doubt, in the hope I’d change my mind. This time I would travel directly to London [27 hour flight]. I was made an acting sergeant, meaning I’d inherit all the perks, wear the rank [3 stripes], but remain on current pay. I was to be attached to the special boat squadron [SBS], England’s marine answer to our elite special air service [SAS]. I was to install and test satellite navigation and intercom systems on 28’ rigged hull inflatable boats [RHIB]. They were state of the art troop movers, with wait for it, twin 240’s on it. Man, these things could fly, literally. If we didn’t compensate for the missing weight of people by distributing 1000+ lbs. in the foot straps, they would go airborne, flipping! I first stayed in London, a warrant officer [WO] having given up his room for me in city central. Actually it was Camden, a pretty rough and scary neighbourhood after dark. Speaking of dark, it being their winter, it would be beginning to get dark around lunchtime, being pitch black around 4. A dark, gloomy wet hole I can’t recommend in winter. Sure I did the touristy bits, Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, Madam Tusards wax museum, Tower of London etc. However I couldn’t wait to get out of there. That chance came pretty soon. I had been loosely chaperoned by an Irish captain. He said to me “If you can keep you pie-hole shut boy, I’ll take you somewhere special for lunch”. His mother lived in Dublin. Northern Ireland was a no-go zone because of the IRA insurgence, you see. We flew over there; it was only a short, less than ½ hour flight, albeit only for a few hours. There I would be treated to the planet’s best shepherd’s pie. Must have been the potatoes, fiddle deedee. Flew to Paris for 3 or 4 days. What a rude intolerant nation, I mean pedestrian crossings are for walkers right? Wrong, only venture forth if no cars, or bear the wrath of horns, and if you don’t talk the native tongue, forget about it, nope, no pressing desire to return. But ascended the Eiffel Tower, saw the Arc de triomphe, visited the Louvre museums, rowed a stretch of the river Siene, visited the Notre Dame, ate garlic snails [yum!]. What else is there? I did my tasks in Southampton, in Portsmouth, and in Dover [aka white cliffs of] with the SBS boys. Crikey did they [we] get some severe respect from the locals. Everywhere we went, be it bars, pool or toilets etc. it was as if the seas parted, peeps tripping over to almost bow to us. Drinking real Guinness which the Brits served at room temperature, I was quick to extol the virtues of kiwi drinking. Sensing I was all talk and on the verge of intoxication, they bought me a bottle of beer. I can still picture the bottle now, old fashioned with a funny ceramic and cork stopper secured to the neck by a metal hinge. In fact I brought it back it was so unusual. Don’t know where it is now. Lowenbrau it was called, that name will be with me forever. Anyway its only 750ml, will be piece of piss to drink I chortled. Well I got half way thru and had this strong urge to walk [as I do now!]. So down this corridor I floated, and then proceeded to power chuck all over the walls, both sides. But had the decency to strain it first thru my fingers which were held up to my open mouth. Kept quiet about booze for the rest of the trip, I didn’t feel like boasting for some reason! I dunno what poison resided in that bottle, but challenge anyone to drink a whole bot and walk out, unaided! 42 43 On the way back, I stopped over in Los Angeles for a couple of days. I took a bus tour of many Hollywood moguls’ mansions, walked the stars, visited the infamous red Chinese theatre etc. but before I knew it, it was time to return home. I reverted back to corporal [2 stripes], but having tasted senior ranks’ privileges, I was not wanting to stay there long, knowing full well my super would be based on the highest rank attained. So when given the chance to attend a SNCO’s course, I bit, hook, line and sinker, hell, bait as well. Now it would consist of verbal, instructional, fitness and field phases over 6 weeks. Having passed all so far, I was in the middle of the field phase, when I was given the news my father had passed, and I was wanted home. Pretty unexpected as he was only 61. I was taken off and flew to Christchurch. We had much unsaid business. Tip: Can I just ask ‘Do you?’ Don’t leave it too late, you will regret it, dead men don’t hear, no matter how sincere you are. Having not completed the field phase, I was to re-sit, which I did the very next course. I wasn’t too surprised then, to be officially promoted. And with it all the perks, like restaurant style eating, bigger living quarters [not that it mattered, I was living de-facto by then], formal dinners etc. but there were downsides; I would be expected to perform duty sergeant duties. I was getting my chance to be dealing out, not receiving punishments, but I would be one of the gooduns, receiving respect not from fear. I continued to play up in the bar; it didn’t go down to well. In fact, I was banned from attending my own farewell, which was over-ruled for that day. C’mon, why change something that works?, taught your dog any new tricks lately?, has a leopard still got spots, and a zebra stripes? Well that about sums up 11 years, at least what I can recall, it went so fast. I have no doubt it has left me with the goods to survive and manage this condition. And I have built many, many comradeships that still last 33 years later to this day. Anyway history lesson over.All was going swimmingly; I was enjoying it immensely and doing well. Exciting moments like removing the tin capping of a commonly faulty hybrid I.C from our most advanced radio, and looking at it under a high powered microscope!. I could look for hours, remember this was low scale integration, or miniaturisation. It was prior to wafer silicon and was discreet circuitry sub-miniaturised and shoe horned into a can with legs. It was probably about 5x5cm! Viewing it can be likened to flying over a city in google maps today. But back then it was amazing! Anyway getting caught up reminiscing again. It’s 1982 and I’m posted to technical services wing Royal Electrical Mechanical Engineers (RNZEME). not far, just 20m across the tarmac! There I would remain to ‘85. I was spoilt in that I had my own portacomm. It was heated but warmed by the racks of test equipment. I was primarily responsible for the continued development of our Automated Test Equipment, or ATE.This was a behemoth test gear which was controlled by an equally huge New Zealand built CP/M computer running Fortran or was it Cobol from 8 ” floppy. I would write, modify or improve the scripts which in turn tested the equipment with little intervention or knowledge from a user. 44 45 46 Chapter 3 – Enter the PC It was 1981, within 6 months we were blessed by a roll out of Compaq personal computers. We would be early adopters. They were supplied mainly with monochrome green screens but would be capable of graphics (Hercules). Sprinklings were colour, driven by a full length twin layered CGA card capable of a whopping 4 cols from a 16 col palette at a resolution of just 320 or 640x200. (Compared to 65,000@1980x1080 today!).Yes the Americans had a jump start on us, as usual were where some 1-5 years behind. GRAPHICS CARD DEVELOPMENT MDA CGA HGC EGA VGA XGA SVGA SXGA 1981 1981 1982 1984 1987 ? 1987 ? Monochrome Display Adaptor Colour Graphics Adaptor Hercules Graphics Card (MDA+CGA) Enhanced Graphics Adaptor Video Graphics Array Extended Graphics Array Super VGA, or UVGA Super XGA 4bit,4k ram, 720x350 text only 4bit 320x200, 640x200 8bit,64-128k, 640x350 64-256k, 640x480 Beg of multi formats 800x600 native & up wdescrn variants 1366x768 native and up. “ ” They shipped, I think, with MSDOS 1.1, Windows 3.1, Lotus 1 2 3, dBase III and Word. My boss roughly computerised the workshop system which was a paper laden procedure using dBase. I taught myself and added to and refined his app. It was to be used up and down the country. Some ten years later heard it was still in use! I would do the same for the draughting unit, do away with the paper, making searches a cinch and introducing them to autocad 1.0, still in its infancy. What is it now?, vers 6 zillion? Sure we had mainframes with terminals before then, but they were off-limits to the likes of me. But not for long! Some six months later we ummed an ahhed over the worlds first portables. Well actually luggables. Much larger than a sewing machine, or home projector of the day, and with mono screens and poor battery life to boot. However I would heft one back to my barracks and soak up what I could. Before long (O.K. then quite a while, they took some convincing they were not another passing fad, like say L.E.D watches), I was the goto guy,right. 47 48 Computers, far from being just a whim, were finally becoming more accepted. Not affordable for each household yet, just businesses as they could cost 7k fully pimped. I bought my first in I think ’87 for 4k. No hard drive, just 512 k ram, EGA, twin floppies, the processor being a single core 16bit turbo 8088 from intel. Let’s put that in perspective shall we, that is the closest variant of 8086, a 5mhz 8bit chip, the predecessor of the 80186, next step up from 8086. PCs were made based round that chip but most used the 8088 the PC 4.7mhz, and the PC XT (8-10mhz). Blinding eh? What do we have now?, we get 8+ghz by overclocking! That’s 8000 mhz, 1,000x the speed on a single core 16bit 8088 compared to today’s 8 core, 64bit WITH integrated maths coprocessor unit. Anyway, they would be back on the ‘86 family path with the AT’s. 286 so called for the 80286 architecture. Let’s examine a typical mainboard or the 80’s. Note: no fdd/hdd or SATA/eSATA support, no sodimm ram slots. Just old dynamic dips in 512k, 640k or 1024k. This was extended mem and only used by upper memory, drivers, TSRs, that sort of thing. Refer to photo for a typical early ‘80s PC motherboard. Yes, were huge not ATX, not minis or micros, full size units that wouldn’t fit today’s cases. Nor power supplies, look at that connector! Doesn’t even have real time clock (RTC) or backup batteries, no floppy or HDD controllers, no embedded video or sound, has separate optional 8087 math co-processor socket, no usb, no parallel ports, large DIN sockets (for AT keyboard & analog(ue) audio or MIDI. Orig for tapedecks, audio could be taken to an amplifier! High tech huh?), by the 90’s these would be replaced by 2 PS/2 connectors. 1 for keyboard, 1 for mouse. Today the majority of either are usb. 49 50 Expansion ports ISA only, no PCI/PCIe slots etc. what else can you spot? Bus connectors plentiful but these 16bit offerings would need to last XT’S/AT’S until the arrival of 386’s and PCI. It would be mid-to-late ‘90s before PCIe would make its entrance. Note BIOS ROM chips. Even though the BIOS was tiny compared to today, look how many ROM (really PROM’S) chips were needed because they were as yet so small. 8 OR 16Kb, what are they today, 4mb and growing. Speaking of BIOSes, they were quite rudimentary. Whereas today they configure every parameter, then it was necessary to set 1 or 2 banks of DIP switches for stuff like floppy and graphics card configs, whether a co-processor was present, base RAM etc. More on RTC. Many systems did not bother. Clocks were deemed redundant and not necessary at first. Heck, that was what watches were for! Often it was incorporated in a system card (daughterboard) like this. Note the larger battery, 3v button batteries hadn’t been invented yet. As a tech I often went under the covers. It wasn’t unusual to find A,B,Cs and in my case D cell batteries strung together! . Advance a few years shall we? There were slim pickings when it came to networking. No peer-2peer in Windows yet. Novell, of course, Lantastic was one I played with most. The army being army of course adopted one little known, a token ring called Banyan Vines. From memory these would interface our PCs with a super computer called Prime, running on Primos. A quick word on network(ed) or multiplayer games. While today they’re common place, it would be mid-90s before they took off. I’m not talking internet either. At first very basic games like battleships and rudimentary tennis, then shoot-em-ups like Doom took over. The shadier amongst us will be familiar with peer-to-peer (P2P) torrents. But hang on before you write me and them off - they are used widely for legal file distribution. There has always been a rogue group who illegally file share but not torrents per se. Napster was to illegal wares as 51 uTorrent is to the pirate bay today. It pioneered the P2P protocols we see today. Active for two years it was bought down by copy write infringement. It spurned less successful spin offs, like Limewire, Gnutellla, eDonkey, to name a few. They, too, would meet the same fate. Ironically Napster survives today by selling MP3 songs – the very same files they exploited! 52 Chapter 4 – Evolution of the floppy Storage; be it floppy or hard was all initially magnetic. The heydays were the mid-nineties. It was rare before then for motherboards to have embedded controllers; as were those after 2000. Avail in 8” format since the late 60’s they were mainly installed in industrial applications. Late ‘70s early ‘80s, with the introduction of the PC, would see them mostly phased out and replaced by 5.25”. Now then, densities, although double density of 3.5” was the default, all 3 were classed SSSD (single sided, single density), SSDD (single sided, double density) or DSDD (brownie points anyone?). This would determine capacity, 180k or 360k, or in the case of the more wellknown format 720k or 1.44mb. So DS was 2x the cap of SS. All these drives relied on the spinning of the flexible magnetic media inside the cover. So you could fudge it and call it ‘electromechnomagnetic’. How’s that for a new word? just made it up. Interestingly the drives had can optical eye (LED) that searched the lack of, or detection of light thru cut-outs in the disk’s dust jacket. A disk was then deemed read only, thus write-protected if this area was intact or, if covered by a small sticker we put on if we wanted to protect a disks content, and said sticker removed to expose the notch if not. But what about those pre-recorded disks that had no stickers or cut-outs, but an intact jacket instead? Enter the punch. These simple devices would cut out the necessary material to remove write protection and thus let us re-use commercial disks! While we had rudimentary low speed 4x cdrom drives, dvds or combos were yet to surface, thus we would be limited to 650/700mb. Today, floppies have been superseded by the dvd optical mediums and more recently the digital medium, with zero moving parts. Hundreds of times the capacity of floppies, cheaper and smaller. I recall many times completing a backup spanning several dozen floppies over many hours. Now in seconds ‘pfffttt’ it’s done. Indeed the need to back up at all has fallen due to SSD hard drives and cloud services, the former having no moving parts and extremely low fail rates (MTBF=mean time before failure). 53 54 Chapter 5 – Programming or taming the beast Basic, dbase, Pascal of course, then there’s edlin, a little known LIne EDitor called by command line EDLIN even today. Immensely powerful yet counter-intuitive, I still use today. Although I’ve still only scratched the surface, here’s a snippet I did just last year, can you see what it does? Non tech readers can bypass to pg 10 (but why are you here anyway?!) What amazes me, this should compile on msdos 1 or msdos 6 @cls @ECHO COLOR ECHO +--------------------------------+ ECHO :XBMC ECHO :(c)2012,2013, ECHO +--------------------------------+ NFO TO DIR by Creator the ECHO.IF not EXIST NFO2DIR.TXT ( ECHO Ensure your've read nfo2dir.txt before you run, Press ^^C if you want to abort. . echo Because WARNING: This will irreversibly, alter disk structure!!! ping localhost -n 5 >nul ) else ( START /max notepad NFO2DIR.TXT) goto miss if not exist *.nfo ( echo. ECHO It appears you haven't run vid. export yet! ping localhost -n 5 >nul exit /B) :miss if "%~1"=="" ( echo. echo Stacked video files MAY be present, no echo commandlines given, continuing anyway. . ping localhost -n 5 >nul) echo. echo Please wait. . DON'T INTERRUPT!! ping localhost -n 5 >nul for %%a in (*.NFO) do md "%%~na" & move /y "%%~na.*" "%%~na" >nul if exist (*-fanart.*) ( for %%a in (*.) do ( move /y "%%~na-fanart.*" "%%~na" >nul ) ) if exist (*-poster.*) ( for %%a in (*.) do ( move /y "%%~na-poster.*" "%%~na" > nul ) ) if exist (*-landscape.*) ( for %%a in (*.) do ( move /y "%%~na-landscape.*" "%%~na" >nul ) ) if exist (*-thumb.*) ( for %%a in (*.) do ( move /y "%%~na-thumb.*" "%%~na" >nul )) if EXIST extrathumbs ( 55 V2.00. : 'Strokeman': rd /s /q extrathumbs ) if EXIST extrafanart ( rd /s /q extrafanart echo. echo extrafanart and extrathumbs dir. deleted ) ELSE ( echo. echo extrafanart or extrathumbs dir. not found. . .) goto skip if not "%~1"=="" ( set a=%1 setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion 56 set b=1 :loop.countChar.2 call set c=%%a:~!b!,1%% if "%c%"=="" goto end set /a b+=1 goto loop.countChar.2 goto :EOF) :end echo. echo The following is a listing of files not yet processed echo It doesn't show your newly created dir. structure!. . . echo. dir /a-d-h ping localhost -n 3 >nul goto :eof if not "%~1"=="" ( set end=-%b% for %%a in (*%1.*) do call :next "%%a" goto end :next set "var=%~n1" call set "var=%%var:~0,%end%%%" md "%var%" 2>nul if "%~1"=="" ( echo moving %1 to "%var%" move "%~1" "%var%" >nul goto :EOF :skip ::if "%~1" == "" goto end set a=%1 setlocal EnableDelayedExpansion set b=1 :loop.countChar.2 call set c=%%a:~!b!,1%% if "%c%"=="" goto end set /a b+=1 goto loop.countChar.2 :end ::goto :eof set end=-%b% for %%a in (*%1.*) do call :next "%%a" goto :EOF :next set "var=%~n1" call set "var=%%var:~0,%end%%%" md "%var%" 2>nul echo moving %1 to "%var%" move "%~1" "%var%" >nul echo. echo Operation Completed Successfully, you will now have to update Library, After echo that, please run artwork downloader, then enable extrafanart in chosen skin. ping localhost -n 5 >nul 57 58 Chapter 6 - Gaming console craze Graphics card rendering had much improving to do. They were not yet capable of playing the complex 3D superfast games of today, besides the processor did have enough grunt. Barely a decade since Atari’s pong, dedicated games machines were all the rage. Machines into the ‘80s-‘90s like Nintendo’s Famicons or NES’s, Sega’s mega cd or the mega gear and the master system ii etc. In fact there was a plethora of odd names, specs and formats available. The market was saturated and no standards or regulations existed. Most of which were cartridge based and not interchangeable. The bubble burst, slowly terminating all players, leaving just 2 survivors. Sony’s PS/1 and Microsoft’s XBOX. Both based on cdrom games and both exist at time of writing. The PS/4 and Xbox One (replaces 360). The rest, particularly with cartridges, are highly collectable today. PS/1 1994 PS/2 2000 PS/3 2006 PS/4 2013 SONY XBOX 2001 360 2005 360 Elite (Jasper)2007 360 Arcade 2007 360 (S)lim 2010 XBOX ONE 2013 MICROSOFT NB: Release dates US or Japan 59 60 Chapter 7 - Getting online, shopping Still no internet but we had what was known as the Bulletin Board System or BBS for short. Think like a VPN or intranet today. Users connected by knowing the telephone number(s) and using any comms terminal package capable of displaying ASCII or ANSI graphics via a modem the likes of Hayes or USR-Robotics brands. Before them, enter the 300 baud early versions. The acoustically coupled variety. Whereby the handset was placed in a special cradle. Users could upload, download, message, interact with users on other lines, leave text in what’s known now as blogging or tweeting, play simple games. Uber secure, totally uncensored. It would not matter the host platform or type. Many were Unix or Amiga based. I recall my first 1200 baud ISA bus was $800 odd! (no PCI yet). The price of a med pwr laptop, or tablet today. Anyway getting teary eyed again! I had one of the biggest and busiest BBS’s in the country. Multiuser, it boasted three tele lines, thus modems, 2x six cd player SCSI stackers. Large shoebox size they treated users to 10 CDs (not dvd size volume) full of thousands of shareware apps, games, pictures and prog trials etc. Bit before digital movies and songs, but had there been, them too! For this users paid a yearly subscription. As official Australasia distributor of the software (Searchlight for what its worth), I also sold it too. So it was natural to develop an online app that took your visa card, validated and charged it. This app I also sold by the hundreds worldwide. So it seemed right to have computer wares available in what I believe was the first online shop in New Zealand if not Asia/Pacific. Gradually I become a dealer for many companies few of which still exist todayIt was pretty lucrative. Remember, this was in the heyday when margins where huge and supply or choice was limited. It was also hugely satisfying; orders would spool off my printer (dot matrix still). I’d wake up and the printer would be click clacking away like a typewriter or tele printer – who remembers them?! Lasers and inkjets weren’t too far away, but not here yet. “Damn army” I would yawn. I had become the golden boy at work, I could do no wrong, discipline matters would be swept under the carpet, regulation fitness tests and physical training (PT) went out the window (read my book ‘im stroked to be alive’) for more. I wore civilian attire, carried the new cellular (so what if it was the size of a brick, I was cool alright) and considered myself indispensable. Barely 20, I was still somewhat of a rebel. 61 62 Chapter 8 – Pulling the rug I had been moonlighting a year for a startup Second Byte Computers, fixing and breathing a second wind into PCs and printers. Remember it would be decades before either was a throw away commodity, superseded before you got home. I worked nightly 2 or 3 nights a week and most weekends. I liked it, the solitude, the beating of feet in the dark catch the train. These were the days before gangs, you were safe, and you left your door unlocked, your car, you cared about your neighbor. Life was simple back then, less stress. I can’t help wondering if technology is to blame for the hectic pace, the public intrusion today? Well too late, we can’t slow progress now even if we wanted, it’s just getting started! The owner, half my age, would leave a list for me to follow. As the business grew so did the list. I took the risk as we decided fulltime was warranted. I put my notice in to Defence. In order to receive full benefits, I was required for 1 year more so things would continue as before. By this time a decade had passed; the army was doing everything in their power to persuade me to reconsider. This would include at the 11th hour, a 25hr direct flight to the U.K to fit satnav and comms gear for the Special Boat Squadron (SBS), there equivalent to our Special Air Service (SAS). It didn’t work. I considered myself to good for the uniform and carried through with my decision. I worked there for a couple of years, it was fine, and the boss was a generous enough fellow. Disgruntled with the long train daily commute, and with online business(es) performing well. I secretly had my knickers in a twist knowing and seeing them build a glorious house together. Annoyed that I had grown their business one day words were exchanged. I put down my tools, murmured “f**k this”, and stormed out, thinking to myself if he could do it so could I! I’ve found a copy of the letter of resignation actually! CONFIDENTIAL FOR SHANE XXXXXX Dear Shane Having had almost 36 hours to cool off I write this with sound mind. On Thursday I was very hurt and disappointed at your decision to carry out the end of year stocktake during what was I thought, obviously enough, a very stressful and inopportune time (oh yes it really made sense to do one while we were tripping over boxes and boxes of stock, much of which was still being receipted, and the reverse, stock that hadn't even been ordered yet already being receipted in to our almost volatile ordering system didn't it.) Why?, I was in the middle of co-ordinating the preparation and delivery of your $100k+ deal for our two largest accounts, one of which was a first time dealing during which it is important to give the best first impressions, and we were already late even without considering a stocktake. Sure, I think we spoke briefly about Thursday being stocktake day, but this was surely before the untimely delays - remember we had planned to be in Levin on Wednesday and have everything cut by the next day, but we barely had the first lid off by Wednesday. So why on earth would you want to interfere with these proceeding when you knew I was under a 63 64 lot of pressure to deliver? Just how long is 10 days anyway, the air force must have different ideas, I got the feeling Phil was expecting his equip on Friday (today). Along with these pressures there was 2x486's for Eric I couldn't even arrange in time for billing last month, tens of Trade Up's I hadn't processed for three days, and a support contract for Software of Excellence I had to have done by Wednesday and you still expected me to drop everything I was doing and come to the aid of your precious stocktake. You insult my intelligence once again, I am an artisan with 22 certifications and 14 years’ experience and you want me to just stop the process's which build us, to 'count beans', how many staff do you need doing it anyway, or did Eric make another untimely visit to the pub with one of his client 'bro's' again.? In short you didn't have the foresight to see the stocktake had to wait a few days, while the other jobs couldn't (or ethically shouldn't) But it's not just the stocktake Shane, it’s been building up for a long time and basically I am sick of taking everyone else's shit, while working my guts out to achieve my own personal sales goals as well as seeing theirs through to completion, being paid peanuts and getting no thanks for it. If this isn't demoralising enough, the fact that you don't even trust me as your so called 'right hand man' to sign a bloody cheque is pathetic. You forget I like yourself and everyone else have dreams and ambitions, I have goals, I want to succeed, I want to own a 1993 BMW etc, but I just don't think you have given me enough rope to do it. Therefore it is with great pain that I must be tendering my resignation.. I want this to be as amiable as possible and realise I have may have already left you in an uncomfortable position with the Horowhenua contract - perhaps you feel now how I often feel compromised. Yours As Ever Chapter 9 – The Net matures I’m not getting into politics, Defense’s ARPANET Etc. It’s been around in some shape or form since the ‘60s, useable (somewhat) since ‘70s but I date it to 92-94 with the formation of the internet society. Before that it had very limited access available mostly to academics and ‘secret’ societies. I tribute them for making it available to the public. Initially it wasn’t pedaled thru the Telcos but thru portals using a frontend very similar to a BBS terminal program. These portals into the internet were commonly 65 66 67 Compuserve, America Online (aol) or Usenet. They gave us control of various aspects but were not like the freedom of the internet today. Before html scripting and unified browsing. Before smart ADSL routers managing calls and data on same line. Nope, callers got a busy signal and if a phone was picked up apart from an earful of screeching tones, you got a degraded or disconnected service. So no simultaneous calling out, no. Before broadband and multiplexing ADSL modems/routers, we only had dialup and 28/33.6k, and later 56k, were luxury’s. 68 69 Alongside its rapid rise, arose the hackers and crackers, the tweakers and phreakers, spam and the onset of self-propagating multiplying viruses. Before Wi-Fi and firewalls, we were butt naked, highly ignorant and susceptible to the brilliant but misguided minds who at last had a platform on which to operate and hide behind. No anti-virus programs etc existed yet. Yes even more necessary today with global widespread attacks DOS, etc. Generally we are well protected with up-to-date virus and malware definitions. It’s now the ISPs who are at greater risk. Returning from COMDEX in Vegas in ‘95, a friend of mine recalls me talking about how (babbling excitedly I’m sure) I noted that it seemed everyone had a website and its links plastered on company vehicles, billboards etc. Had advertising in taxis and on subways etc. I predicted we would follow suit shortly. That was the case, anyone who was anyone touted a website whether its business implications were known or not. Now while I no longer remember what it’s like to walk, I also can’t remember a time when the papers, letterheads , business cards, phone books etc didn’t have these now for granted stats! During the rise of the internet . I predicted the move back, not to dialup, but net fragments; pass worded VPNs if you like. Where Hollywood can’t reach us, for e.g. By the mid 2000’s this was happening. See the deep web, the dark internet, Darknet, etc. 70 Chapter 10 – Business as usual ’93 I began slowly but surely, a ltd company and was officially in business. Slyly and naughtily, I grew my customer base using business contacts I had developed over the past few years. I thrived while Second Byte floundered. They would wind up a few years later. I survived and gathering some of their previous customers, went from strength to strength. Modelling my business also around the secondhand market, as well as supplying and installing new. This proved to be an ideal scenario, not only could I trade in the written off old gear for next to nothing, then install and service the new gear. Servicing could be immediate 24/7, but for the privilege customers were charged a flat rate of $255/hr day or night warranty or not. No, that’s not a typo! That’s almost 9 hundy in today’s money. It didn’t take long to have more equipment than I knew what to do with. It was only natural to open a retail arm. 71 72 Chapter 11 – Selling Publicly I opened a shop to the public in ’96. It was a broking service, Valley Broking Services (VBS). While mainly computers, I would see/ buy/ sell anything from socks to arcade machines and everything in between, anything I could make money from. Everything was above board, I was a registered 2nd hand dealer, maintained police registers, paid taxes, declared all etc. In hindsight more fool me! I had 5 staff at the peak and had its doors open for 7 years. I was disillusioned and disappointed considerably by my most respected and specially treated employee. One day while trolling through our national buy/sell/exchange rag something sounded too familiar. I rang, arranged to meet the seller. As we rolled up, I sputtered out ‘Hey, isn’t hat J**’s place?’ It was, and I don’t know who was more surprised. I barged in and as if executing a search warrant, recovered most of the missing gear. God knows how long the offending had occurred. The place was too big, too busy to track everything. Two weeks later there would be an attempted smash’n’grab. A large pane was smashed. Luckily it was foiled by a security grill, but that was the straw that broke the proverbial. 73 Chapter 12 – Taking a backseat I was useless, cross and impatient with the public. I simply couldn’t deal with their level of stupidness. Yes, impatient by nature, I could not suffer fools long before putting my foot in it, saying something sarcastic. I would do more harm than good having a shop presence. So I would stay home and rarely come in. In addition to consulting and troubleshooting for my major corporate and government departments. I spent a lot of time designing and developing websites under the name Web Tattoos. Even today, post stroke I still do. See Appendix D for post stroke examples. Remember this were the latter part of the nineties, unlike now it was a specialized field with slim pickings in HTML editors. I’m quite chuffed with them, so have displayed them. Literally I’ve done dozens. Nowadays, thanks to standards and evolved software, every Tom, Dick and Harry can do. 74 75 Chapter 13 – The Y2K Fiasco As we entered 2000, there was widespread worldwide nervousness and apprehension despite there being more than a year to address the problem. And that’s precisely what the multinationals did. At a price tho. New Zealand being the first to usher in the New Year, all eyes were pinned on us. I wasn’t bothered; I had done my own tests already, but was keen to jump on this lucrative and handsomely paying speed bump anyway. Companies required assurance that everything would run as normal and were prepared to pay big biscuits to ensure it did. Since there were mostly similarities between builds for all companies, it was just a matter that each had an updated firmware. What worked for one should work for all. Although rolling over dates made zero difference, I touted disabling of onboard clock and having ‘a y2k certified’ one instead. This despite the PCs receiving clock set commands from the central server every time they booted! That too had been secretly checked. Why the bios companies, Award, Phoenix etc didn’t chime in is beyond me and beyond belief really. The first date came and went with, as expected, nary a prob. Naughty, opportunistic?, maybe, everyone was doing it and I gave them what they needed: piece of mind. It was my head on the chopping block after all! Chapter 14 – Going Full Circle With the advent of the ‘net, over the next few years orders on the BBS had dramatically decreased, if not stopped. That, coupled with a revamped Government Computing Services Board and the new requirement to tender for hardware supply, meant the death of relationships built on trust and familiarity. If this wasn’t bad enough, everyone else jumped on the bandwagon. No longer was there a half dozen distributors who would buy your commitment or loyalty with shop display items, even demo equipment, annual shows, huge Christmas hampers or equipment’s that wouldn’t need payment until after they’d sold. There were by now dozens of distributors, and margins had fallen to single digits. There was also a wide choice of online websites. BBSes had been resigned to the gutter, subscriptions even ceased. I also blame the development of auction sites like eBay. Let me interject here. The worst gamble I’ve taken involves eBay - stocks actually. I’m no stranger to danger, I’ve played high roller slots in Vegas at $25 a pull. However, I was advised in ’97 before it went public the next year to invest heavily, that it was the next ‘sure’ thing. I had some spare cash burning holes, some 15k, so I NEARLY did. But knowing little about stocks and knowing dot com companies were renown for failing, I pulled out (ok chickened out then) at the last minute. I purchased a batch instead. Had I taken the tip-off it would overnight be worth 29k! Today it would be worth 810k. Have I got that right? I’m sure I have. Naturally, a decision badly made. 76 Incidentally my friend who warned me invested 50k and is worth 2.7 mil already! It has made speculating on other shares too nerve racking to ever learn much. Anyway: spilt milk now. My wife wound the company up in 2011, post-stroke. I ended solvent and asset rich, but much longer and I would be filing for bankruptcy. 77 Chapter 15 – Stroke of bad luck One morning in late January I awoke feeling ‘queer’. I could barely get out of bed, vocalizing was difficult, I mumbled incoherently as if a bee had stung my tongue. I had symptoms from six weeks ago which had been misdiagnosed. The ambulance drivers suggested I’d had ‘a good night’ but in reality I had suffered a stroke in my sleep. Cruelly, it was just hours before I was scheduled for an MRI scan, which may have disclosed what was going on. You see, I had misdiagnosed symptoms for six weeks. Essentially they were micro strokes (TIAs). The clot which would eventually win and obstruct flow, thus oxygen, was just settling in. Not just a stroke. The worst kind, a brainstem stroke, one not normally survivable. I cannot speak, walk, and only have limited movement in my left non-dominant arm. Despite been written off, I survived, I shouldn’t have by all rights. Locked-in I was supposed to only blink and take liquid only sustenance by tube and liquid into a tube put directly into my stomach, bypassing the throat altogether due to compromised or un-learned swallowing. I look at that wee round scar most days in the shower and re-live the journey that changed our lives instantly and forever (my family’s). A journey you can also freely read Im Stroked to be Alive. You know where, right? But never one to quit or heed to authority, I survive today in spite of adversary. However swallowing and eating, indeed just breathing, have been and continue to be a challenge. It was 5 months before I could eat solids again. After a year’s rehabilitation I’m profoundly disabled, a tetraplegic; working is now just a distant memory. It has been, and is still, uber frustrating for me and I daresay anybody. Things which used to be automatic are now a real challenge, if not impossible. Tasks like plugging a cable, a USB stick, inserting a cd disc so and on and so on. It’s endless. I reside in an assisted living facility. It’s not so bad, my dear wife visits daily (so praps it is then? ;). 78 Chapter 16 – So Long, Farewell You know, it isn’t much fun living in this broken shell, a mere husk. Sure I’m comfortable, debt and worry free now, but I’m ready to depart this mortal coil someday soon. But maybe, hopefully, not for a decade or two yet! I’m unable to work but I want to. When you have a job you love, its not work at all! Sure I’ll miss the norm, wife, kids, family, smells of cutgrass, fresh bread and coffee that sort of thing, but do you know what I’ll also miss? The journey and growth technology can take us. Extrapolating the development I have witnessed so far, its sure to be one hell of a ride. Hang on tight, fasten your seatbelts… End Be sure to check out my other free books on www.imstroked.com and hopefully the app store. 79 Bonus Section Computers & Disability. An option using cheap IOS applications from iTunes. 80 81 Appendix A – Computers in disability ESPECIALLY FOR VICTIMS LEFT UNABLE TO SPEAK i.e Dysarthria, not for those that have receptive aphasia (Dysphasia or cognitive/comprehesion) issues, just facial muscle control issues. Yin and yang. While I blame computers for the sedentary nights and the 3a.m. mornings, and are largely to blame for the state I now find myself in, they have been my crux, my first aid kit, responsible for the pace of my rehab and again my constant companion. Computers give me independence, freedom, a reason to want to get up each morning. An interest to occupy my day. Some here seemingly have nothing better to-do than watch the menu for tomorrow’s fare, enquire about who’s caring for them tonight. This, the highlight of their day. Bugger that, if I get institutionalised like that, don’t resuscitate me, really. It is my vehicle now, my world trip, no, universe. And everything in between. My opening to the vast beyond, my escape. Yes, it always has been but MORE so now. I am at a loss, grounded, lost without it. Above all though, it’s my VOICE! notepad ++- $0 For the ability to communicate I use the free NOTEPAD ++ to type out exactly what I require for the staff to do for me. Using its tabbed capabilities I leave detailed instructions to my I.T. guy, others to my builder, yet more for the wife, though she can usually understand my quiet mutterings. Email and Facebooks private messaging is my preferred method of comms, whether reception or CEO, it matters not. I use it to research my medications and side effects. As such, I have reduced my medication from 11 tablets 3 times daily, to just 4 in mornings only. Okay, it’s pretty obvious I like my PC, but I love my air (iPad 5)!. This baby lets me read the news, read or hear books, Facebook, play games or control my PC to watch on-demand tv, movies, YouTube etc on my 64” tele with ease, all wirelessly many metres away in the comfort and 82 warmth of my bed! It won’t matter what size, whether Android or IOS. Realize these are just apps ‘I’ use, not necessarily the only or best available. Of course, this assumes you have access to iPhone or iPad even a mac like MacBook or iMac etc (ios). A lot of you will have an iPhone so I will use its screenshots, although iPad etc has a larger clearer screen, especially the retina models. The pricing will fluctuate with the exchange rate, use as guide only. Ispeech - $0/$4 Let’s ‘talk’ first about the most used, ‘ispeech’. It allows me to type, speaking the phrase out and allowing me to save them. There are two American and two English inflections, plus optional in-app purchase of Presidents Bush and Obama or celebrity voices. These days helpers will just read directly from screen. It is avail free (with ad nags) or pro version which removes ads. It also has dictation and translation plug -ins. There are many alternatives, just search stores for speech. oral motor exercises - $0 Next, most often used, we have oral motor (exercises). These are a menu of exercises for the face and tongue muscles. They are free. Zip, nada, nothing, zilch. You can select which videos with spoken demonstration will appear. I have trouble with S and Ts, so videos that make that sound are used. Highly recommended for our dropping drooling faces! Since using them, I can more or less retain my saliva. 83 Once you learn which ones are most beneficial to you, you can practise anywhere, anytime, once you get over the fact people may wonder what the hell you’re making faces for! hip hop hens abc flashcards - $5 For under 5’s actually, this flashcard app lets you mouth along to rhyming phonics songs and learn letter sounds. It may be for kids, but like them we need to learn (or re-learn), forming these necessary sounds. interactive alphabet - $5 Letters are sounded and you are presented with many objects that start with that letter so you try to say that too, e.g. ‘A’ ant, ambulance, apple etc. You have the option of playing 84 with sound or not. You can select just the letters you have difficulty with. For me T’s and S’s. abc writer - $0 There are so many of these I’m sure you will find one you like. It is simply a letter tracing app. Early on I had to give my wife power of attorney because I could not write with my left non-dominant hand. With the help of this app I can now write and sign again. 85 In summary then, I want you to realise how widespread these helpful apps are. 10-15 years ago pickings would have been slim. If ever there was a better time to suffer a stroke it’s from now on. And not just because of computers. Survival rates have sky rocketed in hospitalisation, improved rehab and more assisted live-in in communities and homes. Just a few decades ago we would have been hidden away, left in a corner somewhere dribbling. I obviously attribute advances in technology, of course, but also the internet, particularly social sites like Facebook and Twitter, spreading the word about us. It makes little sense to try and charge beneficiaries exorbitant prices when there are so many choices which are free or under $10. Please search iTunes app store or google to search. If you’re at a dead end, try my book. At the time of writing it’s not fit for consumption but please look on imstroked.com for latest. Bye, and may you recover a least as well as me. 86 Appendix B – 1993 pricelist I still remember my brother Steve and I, having inherited some money, did conspire to treat us a ‘large’ hdd each. We decided on the leading edge at the time, the Seagate Quantum Bigfoot. With 1280MB of storage in a 5.25” form factor we thought would be impossible to fill and we thought ourselves the dogs dinner. But only for a month or so. I believe we just got loose change from $1500 EACH! What are they now? At time of writing 1,000,000Mb (1Tb) are $80 bucks and dropping daily. This was of course way before SATA and SSD (solid state, i.e. no moving parts). Today we have 4TB in either format, be prepared to pay many thou (25?) for the SSD version tho. This at time of writing. When aged two, IBM’s ‘super ‘computer had the biggest avail 7Mb! Strange referring to it as super when ‘70’s calculators had more raw power. still at 10%. Prices inc tax (GST) which remember was ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED F R E E - 30 day full membership to our Bulletin Board with every purchase!! GENERAL INFORMATION: This catalogue is only a small sample of our full product range. Please feel free to contact us for quotes on any other equipment’s. For better descriptions of these products we are happy to provide you with more technical specifications, warranty and support information, or send out brochures etc on request. ISSUE # 2 JUNE/JULY 1993 - Update History This Catalogue superceeds all previous issues, please dispose of older releases. New Products just released or just days away, are marked in Bold Print. There has been huge price reductions on Hard disks and Motherboards, and MPC kits since last issue. Many New Software and Hardware products added including PC's. Printers and Notebooks. DIRECT CREDIT, BANK CHEQUE OR PERSONAL CHEQUES WELCOME MOTHERBOARDS, RAM, CPU'S & NPU'S, Notes: Ram prices are subject to change without notice. Motherboards are of top quality and are 100% Novell, OS/2, SCO etc compliant. Post 1990 AMI Bios and recognised Chipsets. Cache RAM Upgrade 64k-128k, or 128k-256k CPU Only AMD 386DX, 40Mhz CPU Only INTEL 486SX, 25Mhz CPU Only INTEL 486DX, 33Mhz CPU Only INTEL 486DX, 50Mhz CPU Only INTEL 486DX/2, 50Mhz CPU Only INTEL 486DX/2, 66Mhz Cyrix/IIT Maths CoProcessor,80387SX-20 Cyrix/IIT Maths CoProcessor,80387SX-25 Ex GST TOTAL 80.00 201.24 275.55 746.67 995.55 955.55 1222.22 148.40 148.40 90.00 226.40 310.00 840.00 1120.00 1075.00 1375.00 166.95 166.95 87 Ex GST 1 MBoard 486SX25, VESA, 256k, Upgradeable MBoard 486DX33, VESA, 256k, AMI, Upgradeable MBoard 486DX33, EISA, 128k, AMI, Upgradeable MBoard 486DX50, EISA, 128k, AMI, Upgradeable MBoard 486DX50, ISA, 128k, AMI, Upgradeable MBoard 486DX/2 50, VESA, 256k, Upgradeable MBoard 486DX/2 66, VESA, 256k, Upgradeable RAM 1Mbx4 70nS DIP RAM 1Mbx4 70nS ZIP 506.68 973.33 1368.88 1644.44 1306.66 1182.22 1448.88 54.00 40.00 TOTAL 570.00 1095.00 1540.00 1850.00 1470.00 1330.00 1630.00 60.75 45.00 Cyrix/IIT Maths CoProcessor,80387SX-33 Cyrix/IIT Maths CoProcessor,80387DX-33 Cyrix/IIT Maths CoProcessor,80387DX-40 Cyrix/IIT Maths CoProcessor,80387SL MBoard 386DX40, ISA,128k, Upgradeable MBoard 386DX40, ISA,128k, non upgradable MBoard 386SX40, AMI,OPTI Chipset, SIMM Ram Key: 148.40 159.87 194.62 217.33 377.77 354.66 244.44 166.95 179.85 218.95 244.50 425.00 399.00 275.00 RAM 1Mbx9 70nS 3 chip SIMM RAM 1Mbx9 80nS SIP RAM 1Mbx9 80nS SIP RAM 256kx4 70nS DIP RAM 4Mbx9 60nS SIMM RAM 4Mbx9 80nS SIMM 71.11 88.00 88.00 10.22 315.55 315.55 80.00 99.00 99.00 11.50 355.95 355.95 Add $15.00 freight except Ram add $4.00 per order, CoPro's 6.00 per order 1 - All 486 Motherboards marked VESA have 3x32bit VL Local Bus, 6x16bit & 2x8bit ISA Bus. OPTI ChipSet,AMI Bios HARD, FLOPPY, OPTICAL & TAPE DRIVES Notes: WARRANTYS: All Quantum <700MB, All Maxtor and Western Digital <170MB - 2yr Western Digital 170MB and up - 3yr Quantum 700-1225MB 5yr. Drive pricing is very competitive at the moment. Call for the best Price, we will better any price found elsewhere! Ex GST Col Powertape 2400 Int 2.4GB Tape Drive Col Trakker 120MB Ext Para' Port Tape Drv Col Trakker 250MB Ext Para' Port Tape Drv Colorado Jumbo Int 120MB Qic40 Tape Drv Colorado Jumbo Int 250MB Qic80 Tape Drv Colorado Jumbo OS/2 Tape Backup S/ware Colorado Tape Backup for Windows Insite Floptical 20Mb 3½" Disk Drive IOMEGA Insider 3½" LP 250Mb QIC80 Drive Maxtor Tahiti 1GB/650Mb 35mS SCSI Optical OC650/512 Magneto-Optical 650MB DS Media OC1000/512 Mag-Optical 1GB DS Media Panasonic 1.2Mb 5¼" Floppy Disk Panasonic 1.44Mb 3½" Floppy Disk Pinnacle Super Fast 19mS 650MB Optical+I/F QUANTUM 170MB IDE,17mS,32kb 1" Hard Disk QUANTUM 170MB SCSI,17mS,32kb 1" Hard Disk QUANTUM 85MB IDE,17mS,32kb 1" Hard Disk QUANTUM 85MB SCSI,17mS,32kb 1" Hard Disk QUANTUM GO 2.5" IDE (Laptops) 160MB/17mS 2484.44 953.33 1173.33 415.77 567.06 210.00 97.77 844.44 689.73 6217.77 551.11 600.00 131.06 105.77 7906.66 621.33 622.22 422.22 444.44 1288.88 TOTAL 2795.00 1072.50 1320.00 467.75 637.95 236.25 110.00 950.00 775.95 6995.00 620.00 675.00 147.45 119.00 8895.00 699.00 700.00 475.00 500.00 1450.00 Ex GST QUANTUM GO 2.5" IDE (Laptops) 80MB/17mS QUANTUM GO 2.5" SCSI (Laptops) 160MB/17mS QUANTUM GO 2.5" SCSI (Laptops) 80MB/17mS QUANTUM 240MB IDE,16mS,256kb 1" Hard Disk QUANTUM 240MB SCSI,16mS,256kb 1"Hard Disk QUANTUM 525MB IDE,10mS,512kb Hard Disk QUANTUM 525MB SCSI,10mS,512kb Hard Disk QUANTUM 700MB SCSI,10mS,512kb Hard Disk QUANTUM 1050MB SCSI,<10mS,512kb Hard Disk QUANTUM 1225MB SCSI,<10mS,512kb Hard Disk Western Digital Caviar 1" 12mS 255MB IDE Western Digital Caviar 1" 12mS 340MB IDE Western Digital Caviar 1" 13mS 170MB IDE Western Digital Caviar 1" 13mS 210MB IDE Western Digital Caviar 1" 13mS 420MB IDE Western Digital Caviar 1" 14mS 125MB IDE Western Digital Caviar 1" 16mS 62MB IDE Western Digital Caviar 1" 16mS 85MB IDE 702.22 1377.77 795.55 742.22 768.88 1977.77 1866.66 2395.55 2484.44 2800.00 680.00 897.77 576.88 622.22 1240.00 524.44 377.77 422.22 TOTAL 790.00 1550.00 895.00 835.00 865.00 2225.00 2100.00 2695.00 2795.00 3150.00 765.00 1010.00 649.00 700.00 1395.00 590.00 425.00 475.00 Prices Include GST, Add $10.00 for freight NETWORKING SOLUTIONS & LAN CARDS Notes: We can supply the full range of 3COM, Intel, SMC, Tops and Xircom Networking products including Hubs, Tranceivers, Concentrators, MAU's and Print solutions etc. Ask about Lantastic/Novell Cross grades, MHS gateways. User licenses in available in 1,5,10,25,100 and unlimited user license packs. We can consult and install for you. Ex GST AE2 NetMedia Sounding Boards Starter Kit ArtiSoft 2Mbps Network Adaptor Card ArtiSoft Sounding Board Adaptor Kit (ISA) ArtiSoft The Network Eye ArtiSofts ArtiCom Modem Sharing Software CO/Session Two PC (Host & Remote) Futurus Lite Mail DOS - Five Node Pack Futurus Lite Mail DOS - Single Node GeniLan BOOT PROM for NE1000,2000 GeniLan NE2000 16 bit Ethernet & drvs LANtastic 2Mbps Windows Starter Kit LANtastic Ether 2Node Starter Kit V5.0 for DOS LANtastic Ether 2Node Starter Kit V5.0 for DOS LANtastic for TCP/IP - 1 user license LANtastic V5.0 NOS for DOS - Unlimited license LANtastic V5.0 NOS for DOS / WIN - Unlimited LANtastic Z (parallel) Starter Kit - 2 user 1421.33 354.66 194.66 354.66 621.33 364.44 390.22 79.11 23.06 182.84 1154.66 1154.66 154.66 443.55 265.77 443.55 203.55 TOTAL 1599.00 399.00 219.00 399.00 699.00 410.00 439.00 89.00 25.95 205.70 1299.00 1299.00 1299.00 499.00 299.00 499.00 229.00 Ex GST LANtastic/AI 2Mbps Network DOS Starter Kit LANtastic/AI V5.0 NOS - Single Node DOS LANtastic/AI V5.0 NOS - Single Node DOS / WIN LANtastic/AI V5.0 NOS - Six Node DOS LANtastic/AI V5.0 NOS - Six Node DOS / WIN LANtastic/AI V5.0 NOS - Twelve Node DOS LANtastic/AI V5.0 NOS - Twelve Node DOS/WIN NE1000 8bit Ethernet Card NE2000 16bit Coax & 10BaseT Card NE2100 16bit Coax OR 10BaseT NodeRunner2000/C Starter Kit DOS & Windows Session XL TP NE2000 16bit Compat Ethernet & drvs WD8003 8bit Ethernet & 10baseT Card WD8013 16bit Ethernet & 10baseT Card WINPort Windows Fax&Modem Sharing 1 Modem WINPort Windows Fax&Modem Sharing 2 Modem 976.88 212.44 248.00 1065.77 1243.55 1954.66 2221.33 164.44 195.55 248.88 1332.44 265.77 164.44 212.44 265.77 585.77 754.66 TOTAL 1099.00 239.00 279.00 1199.00 1399.00 2199.00 2499.00 185.00 220.00 280.00 1499.00 299.00 185.00 239.00 299.00 659.00 849.00 Add $6.00 incl GST for freight CASES, MONITORS, POWER SUPPLYS & UPS's Ex GST 250VA Uninteruptable Power Supply (UPS) 350VA UPS with PC Interface 550VA UPS with PC Interface 800VA UPS with PC Interface 1.4KVA UPS with PC Interface Case, Full Tower with 230W PSU Computer Case, Fliptop, with 200W PSU Computer Case, Slimline, with 100W PSU 621.33 914.66 1177.77 2204.44 2831.11 333.33 159.95 151.11 TOTAL 699.00 1029.00 1325.00 2480.00 3185.00 375.00 179.95 170.00 88 Drive Case, 2HH or 1FH with 50W PSU MGA 14" SVGA 1024*768 Int .28dpi Power Supply,200W,210x140x120mm, paddle Power Supply,200W,212x150x150mm, rocker Power Supply,200W,150x140x86mm, pushbutt Power Supply,200W,150x140x86mm, paddle Power Supply,200W,212x150x150mm, paddle TP-250LR 1024x768, Low RadiatIon 14" Interlaced Ex GST TOTAL 228.84 568.88 113.77 133.77 120.75 113.77 120.75 613.33 257.45 640.00 128.00 128.00 135.85 128.00 135.85 690.00 Computer Case, Mini Tower, 200W PSU CN-1469 14" dual freq Paper White 1024x768 CN-1469 14" dual freq SVGA Colour 1024x768 DN-1782 17" 29-81k NI .26mm SVGA Colour 1 191.11 253.33 528.88 1800.00 215.00 285.00 595.00 2025.00 TP-250NL 1024x768, Low Rad 14" NON Interlaced 684.44 TP-550N 1024x768, Low Rad 15" NON Interlaced 871.11 TP-750N 1024x768, Low Rad 17" NON Interlaced 1773.33 770.00 980.00 1995.00 Add $15.00 incl GST for freight Key: 1 - Digital 29-81k, 1280x1024, Non Interlaced, .26mm pitch, Call for Spec Sheets etc. CDROM DRIVES, MULTIMEDIA KITS, VIDEO & SOUND CARDS Notes: Please enquire about the CDROM software packaged with our multimedia bundles. Call for Creative Labs ASP 16 MPC kits which have a dual speed CDROM drive etc. Other titles available with each Creative Labs MPC Kit purchase. Ex GST ATI Stereo FX/ +CD Interface Sound Card ATI Stereo/ FX + 1Mb Wonder XL VGA Card ATI Stereo/FX Sound Card Aztech Multimedia CDROM/PRO/Spkrs/Sware 1 Aztech Sound Galaxy BX11, Sound Card Aztech Sound Galaxy NX11 PRO Stereo, Card Aztech Sound Galaxy NX11 PRO16 Sound Card CDROM Disk Caddy (fits all drives) 3 Creative Labs MPC CDROM kit +8 CD Titles Creative Labs Port Blaster for Laptops 4 Creative Labs MPC Starter Kit Creative Labs Soundblaster 16 ASP Creative Labs Soundblaster MIDI kit Creative Labs Soundblaster PRO Stereo Creative Labs Soundblaster V2.0 Creative Video Blaster DigiCapture Creative Video Spigot DigiCapture Local Bus Video ET4000 16M colour Logitech Soundman Sound Card Logitech Audioman Sound Card MIDI Blaster Sampled Sound MIDI Module MPC ROM upgrade kit for Soundblaster 2.0 413.33 586.66 368.88 955.55 142.22 360.84 533.33 17.77 1111.11 354.66 795.55 532.44 97.77 311.11 159.11 800.00 TBA 327.77 440.00 311.11 496.22 811.11 TOTAL 465.00 660.00 415.00 1075.00 160.00 405.95 600.00 20.00 1250.00 399.00 895.00 599.00 110.00 350.00 179.00 900.00 TBA 368.75 495.00 350.00 558.25 912.50 NEC CDR-37 Portable Ext SCSI CDROM Drive NEC CDR-74 EXT SCSI 280ms/300KB CDROM NEC CDR-84 INT SCSI 280ms/300KB CDROM Panasonic AT bus CDROM Drive Int c/w i/f Paradise VGA Windows Accelerator 1Mb Pinnacle External CDROM,Host Adaptor,cables Pioneer 6 Disk Caddy for Jukebox Pioneer 6 Disk CDROM Jukebox (SCSI i/f Reqd) Quantum (Trid 8900CL) SVGA 1Mb card Quantum (Trid 8900CL) SVGA 256kb card Quantum (Trid 8900CL) SVGA 512kb card Quantum (Trident 9000) SVGA 256kb card Quantum (Trident 9000) SVGA 512kb card SONY SCSI External CDROM Drive SONY SCSI Internal CDROM Drive Soundblaster Developers Kit Soundblaster Microphone VESA Local Bus CIRRUS Win Accel, 16M col Video Blaster Developers Kit Waveblaster upgrade for Soundblaster 16 ASP WinMAX 32 5186 Windows Accel 512K 72hz 2 Ex GST TOTAL TBA 1355.55 1106.66 675.55 265.77 888.88 56.88 3284.44 157.55 95.42 113.77 78.17 90.84 1200.00 995.55 146.62 35.55 339.24 146.62 354.66 281.73 TBA 1525.00 1245.00 760.00 299.00 1000.00 64.00 3695.00 177.25 107.35 128.00 87.95 102.20 1350.00 1120.00 164.95 40.00 381.65 164.95 399.00 316.95 Add $15.00 incl GST for freight Key: - The Aztech range are 100% compatible with Adlib,Covox,Soundblaster and Disney Sound Source. - Compatible with Soundblaster Pro, ASP and Clone Sound Card ROM I/F's . 3 - Add $199 for Creative Labs MPC Kits for External Mounting of CDROM Drive. 4 - Includes CR523B Int CDROM Drive, Soundblaster Pro, Speakers and Two Titles. 1 2 MODEMS & INTELLIGENT SERIAL CARDS Notes: All modems are telepermitted. Wanting to know more about establishing a BBS for your business or club, we have the answers. Contact us. Special discount for Sysops. We supply the Stargate Technologies range of Intelligent Serial boards with drivers for DOS/Unix/Xenix & OS/2 etc. The Mini modems are battery powered 'mouse style' for desktops, laptops etc. Ex GST ACL 4 Port Serial 16KB/8KB scratch, 8088 ACL 8 Port Serial 16KB/8KB scratch, 80188 ACLIIR Intelligent 8 Port Serial Card (DB25) Dynalink Ext Fax/Modem 14.4K V32b/V42bis Dynalink Internal Fax/Modem 14.4K v32b/V42bis Dynalink Mini 2400M 12/2400. 4800 Send Fax Dynalink Mini 9624AM 12/24 9600 Send/Rcv Fax 955.55 1311.11 799.11 621.33 498.66 222.22 320.00 TOTAL 1075.00 1475.00 899.00 699.00 561.00 250.00 360.00 Ex GST Dynalink Mini 9624VAM 12/24/96 MNP5 S/R Fax Dynalink Mini 9648AM 12/24 48 Rcv 96 Snd Fax Dynalink Mini Fax/Modem 14.4K V32b/V42bis SP Series 2400 Data, 9600 Send/ 4800 Rcv Fax SP Series 2400Bd Data, 9600 Send Fax Only SP Series 2400MNP1-5 Data, 9600 Send/Rcv Fax 354.66 288.88 710.22 222.22 176.88 328.88 TOTAL 399.00 325.00 799.00 250.00 199.00 370.00 Prices Include GST, Add $6.00 for freight MICE, KEYBOARDS, SCANNERS, & DIGITISERS Digitizer,GT-609 9" x 6" Digitizer,Genius 1212 12" x 12" Genius LC Mouse with drivers Genius Mouse One Microsoft 2 button Genius Mouse One Microsoft 3 button Joystick, IBM Compatible Logitech First Mouse Logitech Fotoman Digital Camera B&W Logitech Kidz Mouse Logitech Mouseman Bus Mouse Logitech Mouseman Combo Left Hand Logitech Mouseman Combo Right Hand Logitech Mouseman Cordless Logitech Mouseman Large Logitech Scanman 24bit Colour Scanner Ex GST TOTAL 287.06 711.11 32.22 39.06 39.06 28.40 79.11 1555.00 102.22 160.00 160.00 160.00 262.22 160.00 1373.33 322.95 800.00 36.25 43.95 43.95 31.95 89.00 1750.00 115.00 180.00 180.00 180.00 295.00 180.00 1545.00 89 Ex GST Logitech Scanman 256 + Catchword Pro OCR Logitech Scanman 256 Gray for Windows Logitech Scanman 32 + Catchword OCR Logitech Scanman 32 Gray B&W Scanner Logitech Trackman Portable Combo Logitech Trackman Serial Microsoft Mouse V2.0 - Serial Microsoft Mouse V2.0 - Bus c/w Card Nan Tan, soft touch 101 keyboard Scanner A4 Flatbed 1200dpi+if 256 Colour Scanner A4 Flatbed 300dpi+i/f 256 grey Scanner A4 Flatbed 800dpi+if 256 Colour Scanner Genius B105GX w/IPhoto 256 grey Scanner Genius GS-4500, w/OCR, 16 grey Scanner Genius GS-C105+ w/IPhoto colour 1 817.77 706.66 497.77 386.66 231.11 200.00 166.66 186.66 52.88 2688.88 1217.77 2302.22 366.84 252.40 895.86 TOTAL 920.00 795.00 560.00 435.00 260.00 225.00 187.50 210.00 59.50 3025.00 1370.00 2590.00 412.70 283.95 1007.85 Add $6.00 incl GST for freight Key: 1 - Choice of Tactile or Membrane Keyswitch. ISA, EISA & LOCAL BUS CONTROLLER CARDS Notes: We supply the full range of Advantech A/D Industrial Control products, toolcards and programmers etc. We can obtain even the most obscure peripheral. Enquire.Most Caching Controllers use SIMM RAM and are supplied with 0Kb populated. 16bit ISA IDE Caching HD Controller 16bit ISA SCSI (Non Cacheable) HD Controller 32bit EISA IDE Caching HD Controller 32bit EISA SCSI Caching HD Controller AT, IDE (AT Bus) HDD/FDD Controller AT,IDE,HD,FD,I/O & SVGA 1MB Combo Contrl AT IDE,HDD,FDD,2xSer,1xPar Super I/O Cntl Local Bus IDE Caching HD Controller Local Bus Video ET4000 16M colour Ex GST TOTAL 248.88 330.22 330.22 330.22 30.17 205.28 44.84 420.00 327.77 280.00 371.50 371.50 371.50 33.95 230.95 50.45 472.50 368.75 Ex GST Orchid RamQuest 1-32Mb Card,ISA Bus,Master PSI ISA IDE caching contrl, (SIMM Ram) Single Parallel Port XT or AT Twin Port game/joystick cards UltraStor ISA, SCSI-2 8Mb/sec, non busmast UltraStor ISA, SCSI-2 10Mb/sec, BusMastr VESA LBus IDE Caching Cntrler (4xHD,SIMM) VESA LBus IDE Multi I/O Cntrler no cache XT/AT, SCSI 8bit HDD/FDD Controller 309.28 366.88 40.00 33.33 327.86 550.40 562.62 124.44 98.88 TOTAL 347.95 412.75 45.00 37.50 386.85 619.20 632.95 140.00 111.25 Add $6.00 incl GST for freight DATA PRODUCTS AND SHARING SOLUTIONS Notes: We have the experience to determine what product and where it can be used to best suit your requirements. Full range of cables and adaptors also available. Distributors for QwikShare II, ByteNet, ByteLink and ExeNet Print Servers/Sharers. Ex GST TOTAL 16.84 103.95 103.95 441.73 284.88 303.06 103.95 103.95 241.73 284.88 303.06 151.06 201.73 16.84 39.06 103.95 18.95 116.95 116.95 271.95 320.50 340.95 116.95 116.95 271.95 320.50 340.95 169.95 226.95 18.95 43.95 116.95 Ex GST TOTAL 18 LED RS232 Data Tester AutoSwitch Parallel 1 in 2 out + psu AutoSwitch Parallel 2 in 1 out + psu AutoSwitch Parallel 4 in 1 out + psu AutoSwitch Parallel 4 in 2 out + psu AutoSwitch Parallel 8 in 1 out + psu AutoSwitch Serial 1 in 2 out + psu AutoSwitch Serial 2 in 1 out + psu AutoSwitch Serial 4 in 1 out + psu AutoSwitch Serial 4 in 2 out + psu AutoSwitch Serial 8 in 1 out + psu Bi-Directional Converter Bi-Directional Converter w/256k buffer D25 Serial Jumper/breakout box Manual Centronics AB 2 position switch Manual Centronics AB 2 position switch Manual Centronics ABC 3 position switch Manual Centronics ABCD 4 position switch Manual D25 Crossover ABX 2 pos switch Manual D25 Straighthru AB 2 pos switch Manual D25 Straighthru ABC 3 pos switch Manual D25 Straighthru ABCD 4 pos switch Monitor & Keyboard ABCD 4 pos switch Parallel Buffer 256k exp 1M Parallel Buffer 256k no exp Parallel Port Extender (twisted pair) Parallel to Serial Converter SCSI Terminator D50 Serial Buffer 1M exp 4M Serial to Parallel Converter Printer Cable (All parallel printers) 57.73 66.66 57.73 37.28 48.84 57.73 63.95 347.33 230.17 92.40 111.95 20.44 462.22 111.95 14.00 64.95 75.00 64.95 41.95 54.95 64.95 71.95 390.75 258.95 103.95 125.95 23.00 520.00 125.95 15.75 Add $6.00 incl GST for freight CONSUMABLES & MISCELLANEOUS Notes: Discounts available for bulk ordering, please enquire. Ex GST 3M 3½" DSHD Boxed Diskettes 3M 5¼" DSHD Boxed Diskettes 3M DC2000 40Mb formatted tape 3M DC2060 60MB formatted tape 3M DC2080 80Mb unformatted tape 3M DC2120 120MB Five-Pack unform tapes 3M DC2120 120MB Two-Pack unform tapes 3M DC600A 60MB Five-Pack unformatted tapes 3M DC600A 60MB unformatted tape 3M DC6150 150MB Five-Pack unform tapes 3M DC6150 150MB unformatted tape 33.77 22.22 51.51 51.51 51.51 236.40 97.77 262.22 53.33 265.77 55.06 TOTAL 38.00 25.00 57.95 57.95 57.95 265.95 110.00 298.00 60.00 299.00 61.95 3M DC6250 250MB Five-Pack unform tapes 3M DC6250 250MB unformatted tape 3M DC6525 525MB Five-Pack unform tapes 3M DC6525 525MB unformatted tape 3M Magnus 2.0GB Cartridge (for Powertape) Floptical Diskette Media 21MB Optical OC650/512 Magneto-Optical 650MB DS Media OC1000/512 Mag-Optical 1GB DS Media Universal 3½" to 5¼" mounting kit Verbatim 3½" DSHD Boxed Diskettes Verbatim 5¼" DSHD Boxed Diskettes Ex GST TOTAL 320.14 78.22 386.66 80.00 106.66 62.08 551.11 600.00 20.00 33.77 22.22 360.15 88.00 435.00 90.00 120.00 69.85 620.00 675.00 22.50 38.00 25.00 Add $6.00 incl GST for freight PC APPLICATION SOFTWARE - DOS Notes: Demonstration packages may be available on request. 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AutoDesk Home Series - 3D PLAN AutoDesk Home Series - BATHROOM AutoDesk Home Series – DECK AutoDesk Home Series - HOME AutoDesk Home Series - HOME & BATHROOM AutoDesk Home Series - HOME & KITCHEN AutoDesk Home Series - KITCHEN Ex GST TOTAL 129.73 129.73 129.73 129.73 141.28 141.28 129.73 145.95 145.95 145.95 145.95 158.95 158.95 145.95 90 Ex GST Lotus Symphony 3.0 for DOS Lotus Works 3.0 for DOS, Dual Media Microsoft Chart V3.0 Dual Media Microsoft MSDOS 6.0 Upgrade Microsoft Flight Simulator 3½" or 5¼" Microsoft Games Shop 3½" or 5¼" Microsoft Golf 5¼ or 3½" 951.11 306.66 585.73 118.22 101.33 82.22 96.84 TOTAL 1070.00 345.00 658.95 133.00 114.00 92.50 108.95 AutoDesk Home Series - LANDSCAPE AutoDesk Home Series - OFFICE AutoSketch 3D Concepts AutoSketch V3.0 for DOS Borland Reflex V2.0 Database Borland Sidekick V2.0 Brooklyn Bridge V3.5 Comms Link Carbon Copy Plus V6.1 Central Point Anti-Virus V1.4 Central Point Backup 7.1 for DOS Central Point Commute Central Point PCTOOLS V8 & Stacker 3.0 Central Point PCTOOLS V8.0 for DOS CHAOS (Fractals,Mandlebrots & Forgeries) DataPerfect 2.3 for DOS DesqView 2.42 3¼ or 5½" media DesqView 386 3½ or 5¼" media Direct Access Desktop V1.0 Direct Access for DOS V5.1 Fastback Express DOS V1.0 Fastback Plus for DOS V3.1 FoxPro V2.5 for DOS Freelance Graphics 4.0 for DOS Generic CADD 3D V2.0 Generic CADD V6.0 Grammatik 5.0 for DOS Dual Media Instant Artist for DOS Lotus 123 1.0 for Home Lotus 123 2.4 for DOS Lotus 123 3.4 for DOS Lotus Agenda 2.0 for DOS Lotus cc:Mail Platform 4.0 for DOS Lotus Magellan 2.0 for DOS 129.73 238.17 399.06 240.66 402.00 158.17 240.00 399.06 210.00 210.00 210.00 354.66 294.00 137.77 755.55 240.00 400.84 204.00 159.60 159.60 257.77 800.00 746.66 617.77 897.77 195.55 176.88 240.00 728.88 844.44 684.44 573.33 248.88 145.95 267.95 448.95 270.75 452.25 177.95 270.00 448.95 236.25 236.25 236.25 399.00 330.75 155.00 850.00 270.00 450.95 229.50 179.55 179.55 290.00 900.00 840.00 695.00 1010.00 220.00 199.00 270.00 820.00 950.00 770.00 645.00 280.00 Microsoft Learning DOS CBT 3½" or 5¼" Microsoft Macro Assembler V6.00 3½" or 5¼ Microsoft Multimedia Developers Kit Microsoft Quick C/QuickASM V2.51 3½ or 5¼ Microsoft Quick Pascal Compiler V1.00 Microsoft Source Profiler 3½ or 5¼ Norton AntiVirus 2.1 Norton Backup 2.0 Norton Desktop for DOS Norton PcANYWHERE 4.5 Norton Ulitities V7.0 Procomm Plus 2.01 for DOS QEMM 386 V6.03 3½ or 5¼" media Stacker 3.1 for Macintosh Stacker 3.1 for Windows & DOS Stacker 3.1 Rescue (Converts DoubleSpace) Turbo C++ for DOS V3.0 Turbo Pascal V7.0 c/w TurboVision Victor Charlie 5.0 Anti Virus WordPerfect 5.1 for DOS WordPerfect ConvertPerfect 1.0 WordPerfect LetterPerfect 1.0 WordPerfect Office - Easylink Gateway WordPerfect Office - MCI Gateway WordPerfect Office - MHS Gateway WordPerfect Office - X.400 Gateway WordPerfect Office 3.1 for DOS WordPerfect Office Editor for DOS WordPerfect Office PCLAN 3.1 5 User WordPerfect PlanPerfect 5.1 for DOS WordPerfect Rhymer WordPerfect Works 1.0 85.77 101.33 822.22 363.51 215.06 175.77 229.44 229.33 318.00 318.00 318.00 240.00 176.31 253.33 253.33 124.40 156.40 237.28 122.66 755.55 66.66 168.88 755.55 755.55 755.55 1551.11 235.55 120.00 755.55 577.77 128.88 213.33 Add $6.00 incl GST per package for freight PC APPLICATION SOFTWARE - MS WINDOWS /NT Notes: Demonstration packages may be available on request. 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AutoSketch for Windows BITFAX for Windows Fax Software Borland Office for Windows Carbon Copy for Windows Catchword Pro OCR for Windows Central Point Backup 7.2 for Windows Central Point PCTOOLS for Windows Central Point Scrapbook for Windows Colorado Tape Backup for Windows Direct Access for Windows V1.0 Dual FastBack Express for Windows V1.0 Fastback Plus for Windows V1.01 FoxPro V2.5 for Windows Freelance Graphics 2.0 for Windows Grammatik 5.0 for Windows 3½ or 5¼ Instant Artist for Windows Lotus 123, AmiPro 3.0, Organizer Bundle Lotus 123 4.0 for Windows Lotus Ami Professional 3.0 Lotus cc:Mail Platform 2.0 for Windows Lotus Improv 2.0 for Windows Lotus Organizer for Windows 1.1 Lotus SmartPics for Windows Lotus SmartSuite Bundle for Windows Lotus Write for Windows MicroGrafx ABC Flowcharter 2.0 for Win MicroGrafx Anatomy Clipart MicroGrafx Business Clipart MicroGrafx Charisma 2.1 for Windows MicroGrafx Designer 3.1 Windows MicroGrafx Graphics Works for Win MicroGrafx Personal Clipart 1 2 388.50 59.95 1025.00 361.95 495.00 236.25 330.75 236.25 110.00 179.95 179.95 290.00 895.00 840.00 220.00 299.00 1050.00 820.00 840.00 985.00 945.00 275.00 325.00 1275.00 275.00 880.00 115.00 115.00 885.00 1295.00 550.00 115.00 Microsoft Entertainment Pack #1 5¼ or 3½ Microsoft Entertainment Pack #2 5¼ or 3½ Microsoft Entertainment Pack #3 5¼ or 3½ Microsoft Entertainment Pack #4 5¼ or 3½ Microsoft Excel 4.0 for Windows 5¼ or 3½ Microsoft Money 2.0 for Windows DualMedia Microsoft Access 1.0 for Windows 5¼ or 3½ 3 Microsoft Office for Windows 5¼ or 3½ 4 Microsoft Office Pro for Win 5¼ or 3½ Microsoft PowerPoint for Windows 5¼ or 3½ Microsoft Project for Windows Dual Media Microsoft Publisher for Windows DualMedia Microsoft Quick C for Windows V1.0 Microsoft Video 1.0 for Windows Dual+CD Microsoft VisualBasic for Win V2.0 Microsoft VisualBasic for Win V2.0 Prof Microsoft Windows 3.1 5¼ or 3½ Microsoft Windows 32 SDK (CD Only) Microsoft Windows Device Devel Kit Microsoft Windows for Workgroups 5¼ or 3½ Microsoft Windows NT on CDROM Microsoft Windows NT Upgrade fm DOS/OS/2 Microsoft Word 2.0 for Windows 5¼ or 3½ Microsoft Works for Windows Dual Media Norton Backup 2.0 for Windows Norton Desktop for Windows 2.0 Object Vision 2.1 for Windows On Target for Windows 3½" or 5¼" media Procomm Plus for Windows Stacker 3.1 for Windows & DOS TimeLine for Windows 3½" or 5¼" media Turbo C++ for Windows 91 75.00 75.00 75.00 75.00 895.00 129.95 895.00 1295.00 1525.00 895.00 1260.00 353.95 395.95 357.95 372.95 895.00 260.00 160.00 1020.00 416.00 999.00 645.00 895.00 353.95 258.00 357.75 271.95 782.95 348.95 138.00 1130.95 266.95 96.50 114.00 925.00 408.95 241.95 197.75 258.00 258.00 357.75 357.75 357.75 270.00 198.35 285.00 285.00 139.95 175.95 266.95 138.00 850.00 85.00 190.00 850.00 850.00 850.00 1745.00 265.00 135.00 850.00 650.00 145.00 240.00 MicroGrafx Photo Magic for Windows MicroGrafx Picture Publisher 3.0 for Win MicroGrafx Technical Clipart MicroGrafx Windows Draw MicroGrafx Windows Orgchart MicroGrafx World Geography Clipart 330.00 880.00 115.00 320.00 320.00 115.00 Turbo C++ for Windows Visual Edition 3.1 Turbo Pascal for Windows 3.1 Ventura AddPro V1.1 for Windows Ventura ColorPro V1.1 for Windows Ventura PicturePro V1.1 for Windows WordPerfect for Windows 5.2 210.00 266.95 1450.00 1795.00 1585.00 850.00 Prices Include GST, Add $6.00 for freight Key: - Contains Paradox for Win, Quattro Pro for Win and Wordperfect for Windows. - Contains Lotus 123 1.1, Ami Pro 3.0, Freelance 2.0 and cc:Mail for Windows. 3 - Contains Excel 4.0, Word for Windows 2.0, Microsoft Access 1.1, Presentation Manager. 4 - Contains Excel 4.0, Word for Windows 2.0, Presentation Manager 1 2 PC APPLICATION SOFTWARE - OS/2 Notes: Demonstration packages may be available on request. 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Borland C++ for OS/2 Brief 3.1 for OS/2 (& DOS) Catchword OCR Software for DOS Colorado Jumbo OS/2 Tape Backup S/ware dBrief 3.1 for OS/2 (& DOS) Freelance Graphics 2.0 for OS/2 Lotus 123 2.0 for OS/2 Lotus cc:Mail Platform for OS/2 MicroGrafx Designer 3.1 OS/2 MicroGrafx Windows Draw for OS/2 Microsoft Excel for OS/2 2.0 Microsoft Word for OS/2 2.0 Norton Commander OS/2 335.00 495.00 495.00 236.25 195.00 840.00 850.00 985.00 1295.00 320.00 895.00 895.00 330.00 Object Vision for OS/2 OS/2 2.1 upgrade from OS/2 or DOS (CDROM) OS/2 2.1 upgrade from OS/2 2.0 or DOS (disk) OS/2 Developers Toolkit OS/2 Developers WkBench (Toolkit + Wkframe 2) OS/2 Technical Library OS/2 Version 2.1 3½" or 5¼" OS/2 Version 2.1 on CDROM OS/2 Workframe/2 V1.0 Stacker 3.1 for OS/2 and DOS WordPerfect 5.2 for OS/2 WordPerfect for OS/2 452.25 196.50 240.50 212.00 360.00 505.00 335.00 310.00 170.00 399.00 820.00 850.00 Prices Include GST, Add $6.00 for freight VIDEO BASED TRAINING FILMS Training Video-Learn ObjectPAL Today Training Video-Learn Paradox 4.0 Today Training Video-Learn Paradox for Windows Training Video-Learn Quattro Pro for Windows Training Video-Programming with Turbo Pascal 1 99.00 99.00 99.00 99.00 135.00 Training Video-The World of C++ Training Video-The World of Object Vision Training Video-World of ObjectWindows C++ Training Video-World of ObjectWindows for PAS 2 199.00 79.95 199.00 199.00 Prices Include GST, Add $6.00 for freight Key: 1 2 - Includes Video, Workbook and limited disk set. - Includes Video, Workbook and Source Code. pc GAMES AND LEISURE SOFTWARE Notes: We can supply the latest titles even though they have not made the catalogue yet. 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Aces Mission Disk 1 3½ Aces of the Pacific 3½ Aces of the Pacific 5¼ Alone in the Dark 3½ Alphabet Blocks 3½ Animation Classics 3½ Armageddon 3½ ATAC F2 3½ ATAC F23 5¼ Atomino Dual Media AV8B VGA 3½ AV8B VGA 5¼ B17 3½ B17 5¼ Battle Chess 4000 3½ Civilization Masters 3½ 93.95 143.95 143.95 143.95 95.95 113.95 136.95 163.95 163.95 93.95 143.95 143.95 143.95 143.95 143.95 143.95 Leisure Suit Larry II Sierra Dual Media Leisure Suit Larry III Sierra Dual Media Leisure Suit Larry Triple Pack 5¼ Leisure Suit Larry V VGA 3½ Leisure Suit Larry V VGA 5¼ Lemmings 2 VGA 3½ Lemmings 2 VGA 5¼ Lemmings VGA Dual Media Links 2 SVGA 5¼ Links Challenge Golf 3½ Links Golf 2 SVGA 3½ Links Ultimate Golf Compilation 3½ Links Ultimate Golf Compilation 5¼ Mathblaster Mystery 3½ Mathblaster Plus 3½ Mauna Kea Course 3½ 92 93.95 93.95 143.95 113.95 113.95 113.95 113.95 103.95 123.95 93.95 123.95 93.95 93.95 93.95 93.95 93.95 Civilization Masters 5¼ Civilization VGA 3½ Civilization VGA 5¼ Classic Tales 3½ Codename Combat 3½ Codename Combat 5¼ Comanche Maximum Overkill 3½ Comic Book Creator Dual Media Cool World 3½ Creepers 3½ Creepers 5¼ Crisis in the Kremlin 3½ Crisis in the Kremlin 5¼ Crosswords 3½ Curse of Enchantia 3½ Dagger of Amonra 3½ Dagger of Amonra 5¼ Darklands VGA 3½ Darklands VGA 5¼ Dinosoft Multi/Division Dual Media Dogfight 3½ DR Brain VGA 3½ DR Brain VGA 5¼ Dream Team 3½ Dune II 3½ Dune II 5¼ ECO Quest 2 3½ ECO Quest I VGA 3½ ECO Quest I VGA 5¼ Eric the Unready 3½ ET's Rugby League 3½ ET's Rugby League 5¼ F15 III 3½ Falcon 3.0 Campaign 3½ Falcon 3.0 Campaign 5¼ Falcon 3.0 Multiplanes 3½ Grand Prix (MicroProse) 5¼ Gunship 2000 Harrier Jump Jet 3½ Harrier JumpJet 5¼ Humans 3½ Jet Fighter 2 Mission 5¼ Jet Fighter 2 Mission Disk 3½ Kings Quest 6 5¼ Kings Quest I Sierra Dual Media Kings Quest II Sierra Dual Media Kings Quest III Sierra Dual Media Kings Quest IV EGA Edition Dual Media Kings Quest IV Sierra Dual Media Kings Quest V 3½ Kings Quest V VGA 5¼ Kings Quest VI VGA 3½ Kyrandia 3½ Kyrandia 5¼ Larry Triple Pack 3½ Leisure Suit Larry I VGA 3½ Leisure Suit Larry I VGA 5¼ 143.95 143.95 123.95 93.95 93.95 93.95 149.95 73.95 93.95 103.95 103.95 143.95 143.95 113.95 95.95 133.95 123.95 143.95 123.95 63.95 153.95 113.95 113.95 93.95 93.95 93.95 113.95 133.95 133.95 143.95 33.95 63.95 159.95 93.95 93.95 123.95 63.95 123.95 136.95 143.95 103.95 83.95 83.95 143.95 93.95 93.95 93.95 103.95 93.95 113.95 113.95 143.95 93.95 73.95 143.95 93.95 83.95 Mickeys 123 Dual Media Mickeys ABC Fair Dual Media Mickeys Memory Challenge Dual Media Micro Maths 5¼ Mickeys Jigsaw Puzzle 5¼ Microprose Grand Prix 3½ Millenium 5¼ Mixed Up Fairy Tales VGA 3½ Mixed Up Fairy Tales VGA 5¼ Mixed Up Mother Goose Sierra Dual Media Multiplication Tables 3½ My Grand Piano Dual Media Oh No More Adventure 3½ Oh No More Adventure 5¼ Oh No More Lemmings Dual Media P.A.L. 5¼ PC Globe 5.0 5¼ Peppers Adventures in Time 3½ Peppers Adventures in Time 5¼ Pinehurst Course Links 3½ Pinehurst Course Links 5¼ Playroom Dual Media Police Quest II EGA Edition Dual Media Police Quest III VGA 3½ Police Quest III VGA 5¼ Quest For Glory 5¼ Quest For Glory III 3½ Reader Rabbit 3½ Red Baron Mission 5¼ Red Baron Mission Disk 3½ Red Baron VGA 3½ Red Baron VGA 5¼ Rex Nebular 3½ Rex Nebular 5¼ Ringworld 3½ Robocop 3½ Robocop 5¼ Sierra Quest For Adventure 5¼ Sim Ant Dual Media Sim Ant 3½ Sim City 3½ Space Quest 5 5¼ Space Quest IV VGA 3½ Space Quest IV VGA 5¼ Space Quest V 3½ Task Force 1942 3½ Turbo Science 3½ Ultima Underworld 2 3½ Whacky Funsters 3½ Where in the World is Carmen? 3½ Willy Beamish VGA 3½ Willy Beamish VGA 5¼ Wing Commander 3½ WWF 2 3½ X Wing 3½ X Wing 5¼ 63.95 63.95 33.95 73.95 73.95 136.95 153.95 113.95 113.95 103.95 73.95 32.95 93.95 93.95 93.95 143.95 136.95 113.95 113.95 63.95 63.95 123.95 93.95 113.95 113.95 143.95 143.95 113.95 63.95 83.95 123.95 123.95 159.95 159.95 143.95 113.95 93.95 93.95 133.95 133.95 93.95 143.95 93.95 93.95 143.95 159.95 113.95 143.95 93.95 113.95 113.95 103.95 93.95 93.95 113.95 113.95 Prices Include GST, Add $4.00 for freight GAME HINT BOOKS Notes: Some older Hint Books may take 7-10 days for delivery if not in stock Black Cauldron Hint Book Civilization Hint Book Codename Iceman Hint Book Colonels Bequest Hint Book Conquest of Camelot Hint Book Dagger of Amonra Hint Book Dr Brain Hint Book Gold Rush Hint Book Heart of China Hint Book Heros Quest Hint Book Kings Quest I Hint Book Kings Quest II Hint Book Kings Quest III Hint Book 23.95 33.95 13.45 23.95 23.95 23.95 33.95 23.95 23.95 23.95 23.95 23.95 23.95 Leisure Suit Larry III Hint Book Leisure Suit Larry V Hint Book Official Book of Kings Quest Police Quest I Hint Book Police Quest II Hint Book Police Quest III Hint Book Quest for Glory II Hint Book Railroad Tycoon Hint Book Railroad Tycoon Official Guide Rex Nebular Hint Book Rise of the Dragon Hint Book Secret of Monkey Island Hint Book Secret of Monkey Is II Hint Book 93 23.95 33.95 33.95 23.95 13.95 23.95 23.95 33.45 33.45 53.95 23.95 23.95 23.95 Kings Quest IV Hint Book Kings Quest V Hint Book Leisure Suit Larry I Hint Book Leisure Suit Larry II Hint Book 23.95 33.95 23.95 23.95 Space Quest I Hint Book Space Quest II Hint Book Space Quest III Hint Book Space Quest IV Hint Book 23.95 23.95 23.95 23.95 Prices Include GST, Add $6.00 for freight AMIGA & MACINTOSH GAMES SOFTWARE Notes: We can supply the latest titles even though they have not made the catalogue yet. 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[Amiga] Super Way Joystick [Amiga] TAC 2 Black Joystick [Amiga] TAC 30 Joystick Aclatraz [Amiga] Alpha Blocks [Macintosh] AV8B Harrier [Amiga] Better Maths (Educ) [Amiga] Better Spelling (Educ) [Amiga] Bill's Tomato Game [Amiga] Castle of Dr Brain (Educ) [Amiga] Castle of Dr Brain (Educ) [Macintosh] Celtic Legends [Amiga] Civilization [Amiga] Civilization [Macintosh] Cool World [Amiga] Dragons Lair Singes [Macintosh] Dream Team [Amiga] Epic [Amiga] Floor 13 [Amiga] Heart of China [Macintosh] Hoyles Games [Macintosh] Hoyles Games II [Macintosh] International Rugby [Amiga] KGB [Amiga] Kings Quest I [Macintosh] Kings Quest II [Macintosh] Kings Quest III [Macintosh] Kings Quest IV [Amiga] Kings Quest V [Macintosh] Kyrandia [Amiga] Leisure Suit Larry I [Macintosh] Total Recall [Amiga] 53.95 23.95 33.95 103.95 113.95 123.95 93.95 93.95 113.95 113.95 103.95 133.95 113.95 136.95 73.95 143.95 93.95 63.95 63.95 133.95 75.00 75.00 93.95 23.95 103.95 113.95 113.95 83.95 143.95 93.95 133.95 63.95 Leisure Suit Larry III [Amiga] Leisure Suit Larry V [Amiga] Leisure Suit Larry V [Macintosh] Lemmings [Macintosh] Lemmings 2 [Amiga] Lethal Weapon [Amiga] Links Challenge Golf [Amiga] Maths Mania (Educ) [Amiga] Manhunter I [Amiga] McDonalds Land [Amiga] MegaTraveller 2 [Amiga] Microprose Grand Prix [Amiga] Mixed Up Mother Goose (Educ) [Amiga] Police Quest III [Amiga] Premier [Amiga] Pushover [Amiga] Railroad Tycoon [Amiga] Red Baron [Macintosh] Rise of the Dragon [Macintosh] Secret of Monkey Island [Macintosh] Shuttle [Amiga] Silent Service II [Amiga] Space Quest I [Macintosh] Space Quest II [Macintosh] Space Quest III [Macintosh] Space Quest IV [Macintosh] Space Quest IV [Amiga] Streetfighter II [Amiga] Team Suziki [Amiga] Thexder [Macintosh] Willy Beamish [Macintosh] 93.95 113.95 123.95 143.95 93.95 73.95 93.95 93.95 59.95 93.95 133.95 143.95 103.95 123.95 103.95 63.95 113.95 143.95 143.95 143.95 103.95 103.95 113.95 113.95 133.95 123.95 93.95 113.95 63.95 83.95 133.95 Prices Include GST, Add $4.00 for freight CDROM DISC BASED SOFTWARE Notes: Most CD's not available ex stock, (ones that are, marked with * ), please allow 14 days or more for delivery depending on order quantities. 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Adult CD's on proof of age only - no exceptions. 300 Windows WAV Sound Effects About Cows Adults Only - Busty Babes Adults Only - Ecstasy Adults Only - PC-Pix Vol I Adults Only - PC-Pix Vol II Adults Only - PC-Pix Vol III Adults Only - Seventh Heaven Adults Only - Stareware Adults Only - Storm I Adults Only Animation Fantasies Vol I Adults Only Animation Fantasties Vol II Adventures of Willy Beamish (Sierra) Aircraft Encyclopedia, The Amiga AB20 Amiga files/source * Anecdotes Animals of San Diego Zoo (DOS) Animals of San Diego Zoo (WIN) Audubon's Birds Audubon's Mammal's Barney Bear goes to School Barney Bear goes to Space Battle Chess Sound Ref Grafx Grafx Grafx Grafx Grafx Grafx Grafx Grafx Grafx Grafx Game Ref Sware Ref Educ Educ Educ Educ Educ Educ Game 75.50 82.95 129.00 129.00 129.00 129.00 129.00 129.00 129.00 129.00 129.00 129.00 89.50 105.59 58.95 46.95 73.95 73.95 63.95 63.95 79.50 79.50 83.95 Microsoft Windows 32 SDK * Mixed up Mother Goose (Sierra) Mother of All Clipart Multimedia Audobons Mammals Multimedia Encyclopedia (DOS) Multimedia Encyclopedia (WIN) Multimedia Mixed up Mother Goose Multimedia World Atlas Murder Makes Strange Deadfellows National Parks (WIN 3.1) Night Owl 7.0 Shareware Night Owl 8.0 Shareware Our Solar System Oxford English Reference Library Pacific Islands Peter and the Wolf (Compton's) Pharmacist Guide to Drugs Pixel Garden Plant Doctor Power Tools (DOS) Power Tools (Windows) Programmers ROM Rotor,Time Bandit and Airball 94 Prog Educ Publ Educ Educ Educ Educ Educ Game Educ Sware Sware Educ Educ Educ Educ Ref Grafx Ref Sware Sware Ref Game 160.00 79.50 45.00 97.00 132.95 132.95 89.50 79.50 119.95 106.95 105.95 120.00 59.95 254.25 105.00 79.50 101.95 101.95 101.95 60.00 60.00 112.95 55.50 Beauty and the Beast (Compton's) Bible History Bibles and Religion Britannica Family Choice Carmen in San Diego (Deluxe) Case of the Cautious Condor CD Storytime Vol.1 Chess Master 2000 Multimedia Chess Master 3000 Multimedia CIA Multimedia World Fact Book CICA 140MB Microsoft Windows * Clip Art Galore Vol II Clipart Goliath (10,000+ clips!) Clipart Heaven Coates Art Review – Impressionism Colossal Cookbook (4000+ recipes!) Compton's Family Encyclopedia Consumer Information Disc Crossword Cracker DeathStar Arcade Battles Dictionaries and Languages Family Education Series Font Master Font Master Two Fonts for the Professional Game Pack II GIFS Galore GIF Library * GIGABYTE GOLD 700MB Shareware * Grammy Awards Great Cities of the World I Great Cities of the World II Guiness Disc of Records (DOS) Guiness Disc of Records (WIN) Guy Spy Ham Radio V3.0 Hollywood-The Bizzare Interactive Story Time I Interactive Story Time II Jazz-A Multimedia History Jets & Props (2 disk set) Jones in the fast Lane (Sierra) Just Fonts (Truetype & Adobe) Kings Quest V (Sierra) Kodak Photo CD Access Konan Languages of the World LOOM MacMillan Dictionary for Children Magazine Rack Mavis Beacon teaches Typing Mayo Clinic (Home self health) Media Clips World View Mega Movie (50,000 movie reviews) Microsoft Bookshelf for Windows * Microsoft Cinemania * Microsoft Publisher for Windows * Microsoft Video 1.0 for Windows * Educ Ref Ref Educ Game Game Educ Game Game Ref Sware Publ Publ Publ Educ Ref Educ Ref Ref Game Educ Educ Publ Publ Publ Game Grapx Sware Ref Educ Educ Ref Ref Game Ref Educ Educ Educ Educ Educ Game Publ Game Publ Game Educ Game Educ Ref Educ Educ Educ Ref Educ Ref Appln Appln 79.50 79.50 59.95 106.95 119.95 76.95 89.25 89.50 89.50 90.95 58.95 75.50 59.95 80.50 101.95 59.95 283.50 63.95 89.95 59.95 59.95 105.00 45.00 45.00 94.95 109.95 58.95 120.00 106.95 79.50 79.50 90.95 102.95 105.00 59.95 113.95 94.95 94.95 167.50 102.95 75.50 69.50 75.50 60.00 105.00 113.95 89.50 106.95 73.95 56.95 113.95 101.25 106.95 355.95 134.55 353.20 357.95 Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe Secrets of Monkey Island Shareware Extravaganza (4 disk set) SHAREWARE Online Volume One Shareware Overload (6100+ progs!) 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[Game Gear] Audio/Video Cable [Game Gear] MagniGear SEGA MASTER SYSTEM II (Player) SEGA T-Shirt SEGA MEGA-CD (Player) SEGA MEGA-CD (Player + 7 CD Games) SEGA MEGA DRIVE (Player) SEGA GAME GEAR (Player) SEGA Baseball Cap [Master System] Power Supply [Master System] Light Phaser Gun 29.95 39.95 149.95 29.95 549.95 839.95 329.95 239.95 14.95 29.95 64.50 [Master System] Control Stick [Master System] Control Pad [Master System] Rapid Fire Unit [Master System] TV Connection Cable [Master System] TV Switch Box [Mega Drive] Arcade Power Stick [Mega Drive] Audio/Video Cable [Mega Drive] Control Pad [Mega Drive] Power Base Converter [Mega Drive] Power Supply [Mega Drive] TV connection cable 95 32.50 24.50 24.95 6.95 6.95 139.95 24.95 49.95 134.95 39.95 19.95 [Master System] Instruction Book [Master System] Handle Control Joystick 5.00 130.50 [Mega Drive] Menacer Rifle 199.95 Prices Include GST, Add $6.50 for freight SEGA GAME CARTRIDGES - GAME GEAR Notes: High Demand cartridges like Dolphin may extend Delivery times. 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AX-BATTLER BATMAN RETURNS CHESSMASTER COLUMNS DONALD DUCK DRAGON CRYSTAL FACTORY PANIC G-LOC GALAGA 2 HALLEY WARS HOLYFIELD BOXING JOE MONTANA FOOTBALL 93.95 113.95 113.95 53.95 93.95 83.95 73.95 83.95 93.95 93.95 113.95 93.95 LEMMINGS MICKEY MOUSE MICKEY MOUSE II NINJA GAIDEN OUTRUN PENGO PSYCHIC WORLD PUTTER GOLF SHINOBI SHINOBI II SLIDER SOLITAIRE POKER 113.95 103.95 93.95 93.95 93.95 73.95 83.95 73.95 93.95 83.95 103.95 93.95 SONIC II SONIC THE HEGDEHOG SPACE HARRIER STREETS OF RAGE SUPER MONACO GP TAZMANIA W/BOY DRAGONS TRAP WIMBLETON WONDERBOY WORLD CLASS L/BOARD WOODY POP 93.95 103.95 83.95 103.95 73.95 83.95 113.95 93.95 73.95 93.95 73.95 Prices Include GST, Add $4.00 for freight SEGA GAME CARTRIDGES - MASTER SYSTEM ][ ACES OF ACES 93.95 AERIAL ASSAULT 83.95 AFTERBURNER 93.95 AIR RESCUE 103.95 ALEX KID HIGH TECH WORLD73.95 ALEX KID LOST STARS 73.95 ALEX KID SHINOBI WORLD 83.95 ALIEN STORM 93.95 ALIEN SYNDROME 83.95 ALIENS III 123.95 ALTERED BEAST 83.95 ASSAULT CITY 83.95 ASTERIX 93.95 ASTRO WARRIOR PIT POT 73.95 BACK TO THE FUTURE II 123.95 BACK TO THE FUTURE III 123.95 BANK PANIC 29.95 BARCELONA 92 93.95 BASKETBALL NIGHTMARE 83.95 BATMAN RETURNS 103.95 BLACK BELT 43.95 BLADE EAGLE 93.95 BOMBER RAID 83.95 BONANZA BROTHERS 103.95 BUBBLE BOBBLE 83.95 CALIFORNIA GAMES 83.95 CASINO GAMES 39.50 CHASE HQ 93.95 CHESS 123.95 CHOPLIFTER 53.95 CHUCK ROCK 123.95 CLOUD MASTER 83.95 COLUMNS 29.95 CYBER SHINOBI 93.95 DEAD ANGLE 93.95 DONALD DUCK 93.95 DOUBLE DRAGON 73.95 DOUBLE HAWK 39.95 DYNAMITE DUKE 93.95 DYNAMITE DUX 73.95 E-SWAT 73.95 ENDURO RACER 53.95 F-16 FIGHTER 29.95 FANTASY ZONE 43.95 FANTASY ZONE II 73.95 FANTASY ZONE MAZE 73.95 FORGOTTEN WORLDS 93.95 G-LOC 93.95 GAIN GROUND GALAXY FORCE GAUNTLET GHOSTBUSTERS GHOULS N GHOSTS GOLDEN AXE GOLDEN AXE WARRIOR GOLVELLIUS GREAT GOLF HANG ON HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMP HEROES OF THE LANCE IMPOSSIBLE MISSION INDIANA JONES JOE MONTANA FOOTBALL JUNGLE FIGHTER KENSEIDON KLAX KUNG FU KID LASER GHOST LEMMINGS LINE OF FIRE MARBLE MADNESS MASTER OF DARKNESS MERCS MICKEY MOUSE MICKEY MOUSE II MOONWALKER MS PACMAN NINJA GAIDEN OPERATION WOLF OUTRUN OUTRUN EUROPA PACMANIA PAPERBOY PARLOUR GAMES PENGUIN LAND POPULOUS POWER STRIKE PREDATOR II PRINCE OF PERSIA PSYCHIC WORLD PUTT & PUTTER QUARTET R TYPE RAINBOW ISLAND RAMBO III RAMPAGE 96 73.95 73.95 93.95 53.95 73.95 39.95 113.95 73.95 29.95 29.95 73.95 113.95 93.95 103.95 73.95 83.95 83.95 93.95 29.95 83.95 103.95 83.95 113.95 93.95 93.95 93.95 113.95 93.95 93.95 93.95 113.95 73.95 113.95 113.95 93.95 29.95 113.95 113.95 53.95 123.95 123.95 73.95 83.95 53.95 93.95 133.95 93.95 73.95 RAMPART RC GRAND PRIX RENEGADE RUNNING BATTLE SAGAIA SCRAMBLE SPIRITS SHADOW DANCER SHADOW OF THE BEAST SHANGAI SHINOBI SHOOTING GALLERY SIMPSONS SLAP SHOT SMASH TV SONIC II SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SPACE HARRIER SPACEGUN SPEEDBALL SPEEDBALL II SPIDERMAN STRIDER SUBMARINE ATTACK SUMMER GAMES SUPER MONACO GP SUPER SPACE INVADERS TAZMANIA TEDDY BOY TENNIS ACE TERMINATOR THE NINJA THUNDERBLADE TIME SOLDIERS TOM & JERRY ULTIMA IV VIGILANTE WANTED WIMBLETON WIMBLETON II WONDERBOY WONDERBOY III WONDERBOY IN M/LAND WORLD CLASS L/BOARD WORLD GAMES XENON II Y's VANISHED OMENS ZILLION II 123.95 93.95 133.95 83.95 103.95 73.95 93.95 113.95 53.95 83.95 29.95 123.95 73.95 123.95 113.95 93.95 73.95 103.95 83.95 113.95 93.95 103.95 83.95 73.95 93.95 133.95 113.95 43.95 73.95 123.95 43.95 73.95 73.95 103.95 143.95 39.95 29.95 103.95 113.95 23.95 73.95 73.95 113.95 73.95 113.95 103.95 73.95 Prices Include GST, Add $4.00 for freight SEGA GAME CARTRIDGES - MEGA DRIVE 688 ATTACK SUB ABRAMS TANK AFTERBURNER II AIR BUSTER ALEX KID ENCHTED CASTLE ALIEN STORM ALIENS III ALISIA DRAGON ALTERED BEAST ARCH RIVALS ARNOLD PALMER GOLF ARROW FLASH ART ALIVE BARCELONA 92 BATMAN BATMAN RETURNS BIO-HAZARD BATTLE BLOCKOUT BONANZA BROTHERS BUCK ROGERS BUDOKHAN CALIFORNIA GAMES CAPTAIN PLANET CARMEN IN SAN DIEGO CENTURIAN CHAKAN CHIKI CHIKI BOYS CHUCK ROCK CORPORATION CRACKDOWN CYBERBALL DECAP ATTACK DESERT STRIKE DJ BOY DOLPHIN ECHO THE DONALD DUCK DRAGONS FURY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS DYNAMITE DUKE E-SWAT EX MUTANTS F-22 INTERCEPTOR FAERY TALE ADVENTURE FANTASTIA FATAL LABYRINTH FATAL REWIND 133.95 139.95 113.95 139.95 103.95 123.95 153.95 139.95 73.95 139.95 113.95 123.95 53.95 139.95 139.95 139.95 139.95 139.95 103.95 139.95 113.95 139.95 103.95 139.95 139.95 133.95 113.95 139.95 139.95 113.95 123.95 123.95 139.95 133.95 139.95 139.95 133.95 123.95 53.95 113.95 139.95 139.95 123.95 123.95 113.95 123.95 FIRE SHARK FLICKY FORGOTTEN WORLDS G-LOC GAIN GROUND GALAXY FORCE II GHOSTBUSTERS GHOULS N GHOSTS GOLDEN AXE GOLDEN AXE II GREEN DOG GYNOUG HELLFIRE HERZOG ZWEI HOLYFIELD BOXING HOME ALONE INDIANA JONES J BUSTER DOUGLAS JEWEL MASTER JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL II JORDAN V BIRD KID CHAMELEON KINGS BOUNTY KLAX KRUSTYS FUNHOUSE LAST BATTLE LEMMINGS LHX CHOPPER LITTLE MERMAID MEGA-LO-MANIA MERCS MICKEY AND DONALD MIGHT AND MAGIC ML HOCKEY MOONWALKER MYSTIC DEFENDER NHL HOCKEY OUTRUN 2019 PACMANIA PGA GOLF PHANTASY STAR II PHANTASY STAR III PITFIGHTER POPULOUS 123.95 113.95 63.95 133.95 113.95 139.95 123.95 133.95 123.95 113.95 133.95 123.95 133.95 63.95 139.95 139.95 153.95 133.95 53.95 123.95 123.95 139.95 139.95 139.95 139.95 133.95 113.95 139.95 139.95 133.95 139.95 139.95 139.95 139.95 133.95 113.95 53.95 113.95 113.95 133.95 139.95 139.95 153.95 153.95 139.95 PREDATOR II RAMBO III REVENGE OF SHINOBI RINGS OF POWER ROAD RASH SHADOW DANCER SHADOW OF THE BEAST SHINING IN THE DARKNESS SIDE POCKET SIMPSONS SONIC II SONIC THE HEDGEHOG SPIDERMAN SPLATTER HOUSE 2 STAR FLIGHT STREETS OF RAGE STREETS OF RAGE II STRIDER SUPER HANG ON SUPER HYDLIDE SUPER LEAGUE SUPER MONACO GP SUPER REAL BASKETBALL SUPER THUNDERBLADE SWORD OF SODAN TALE SPIN TALMITS ADVENTURE TAZMANIA TERMINATOR TERMINATOR II THE IMMORTAL THUNDERFORCE II THUNDERFORCE IV TOEJAM & EARL TRUCTON TURBO OUTRUN TWO CRUDE DUDES WONDERBOY III WORLD CLASS L/BOARD WORLD CUP ITALIA WRESTLE WAR WWF XENON II ZANY GOLF ZERO WING 139.95 93.95 113.95 139.95 163.95 113.95 139.95 163.95 123.95 139.95 139.95 139.95 123.95 136.50 113.95 139.95 153.95 139.95 113.95 163.95 73.95 123.95 73.95 113.95 139.95 139.95 139.95 139.95 139.95 153.95 133.95 113.95 139.95 139.95 139.95 123.95 139.95 113.95 113.95 103.95 103.95 153.95 139.95 139.95 163.95 Prices Include GST, Add $4.00 for freight SEGA GAME CARTRIDGES - MEGA-CD BLACK HOLE ASSAULT CD 143.95 COBRA COMMAND CD 123.95 FIVE GAME COLLECTION CD 123.95 JAGUAR CD PRINCE OF PERSIA CD SHERLOCK HOLMES CD 123.95 123.95 143.95 SOL FEACE CD WOLF CHILD CD Prices Include GST, Add $4.00 for freight 97 123.95 123.95 TOTAl PERIPHERALS DESKTOP PC'S NOTES: Prices INCLUDE GST. All Systems have a 3yr Return to Depot Warranty, except for Notebooks which have a 12 month. Designed, Engineered and Manufactured for those who appreciate Quality, Reliabilty and Performance. ASK ABOUT OEM SOFTWARE BUNDLES AVAIL WITH MACHINE PURCHASE! Configurations are flexible. Systems can be built to your requirements. These are quality machines hence the warranty, beware of cheap imports. Specifications Microprocessor Cache Memory Floppy Disk(s) Video Monitor Case Keyboard Std Interfaces Specifications Microprocessor Cache Memory Benchmarks Bus BIOS Floppy Disk(s) Video Monitor Case Keyboard Std Interfaces Options TP 386-33SX 80386SX-33 16k 2Mb (2x1Mb SIMMS) exp to 32Mb Choice of 3½" 1.44Mb OR 5¼" 1.2Mb Cirrus Logic 1MB Windows Accelerator Card TP250LR 14" Low Radiation SVGA Colour.(1024x768 Int) Desktop, 200W power Supply [Add $45.00 for Mini Tower] [Add $195.00 for Full Tower] 101 Enhanced COM1, COM2, LPT1, Joystick. Hard Disk Incl GST Shipping Total None 1745.00 35.00 1780.00 40MB 1970.00 35.00 2005.00 130MB 2195.00 35.00 2230.00 245MB 2365.00 35.00 2400.00 TP 386-40DX AMD 80386DX-40 128k 4Mb exp to 64MB 3½" 1.44Mb and 5¼" 1.2Mb Cirrus Logic 1MB Windows Accelerator Card TP250LR 14" Low Radiation SVGA Colour.(1024x768 Int) T P 4 8 6 - 2 5 S X Local Bus INTEL 486SX-25 128K (exp 256K) 4Mb (exp to 128MB) Nortons SI=54.0 Landmark=83.5Mhz 2xVL Bus, 4x16Bit ISA, 1x8Bit ISA AMI (Amercian Megatrends Inc) 3½" 1.44Mb and 5¼" 1.2Mb Cirrus Logic 1MB LOCAL BUS VGA Card TP250NL 14" Non Interlaced Low Radiation SVGA Colour Desktop, 200W power Supply [Add $45.00 for Mini Tower] [Add $195.00 for Full Tower] 101 Enhanced COM1, COM2, LPT1, Joystick. T P 4 8 6 - 5 0 D X ISA INTEL 486DX-50 128K (exp 256K) 4Mb (exp to 128MB) Nortons SI= Landmark= ISA AMI (Amercian Megatrends Inc) 3½" 1.44Mb and 5¼" 1.2Mb Cirrus Logic 1MB Windows Accelerator Card TP250NL 14" Non Interlaced Low Radiation SVGA Colour Hard Disk 130MB 245MB 525MB Specifications Microprocessor Cache Memory Benchmarks Bus BIOS Floppy Disk(s) Controllers Video Monitor Case Keyboard Std Interfaces Options Incl GST 2715.00 2880.00 4050.00 Shipping 35.00 35.00 35.00 Total 2750.00 2915.00 4085.00 T P 4 8 6 - 3 3 D X Local Bus INTEL 486DX-33 128K (exp 256K) 4Mb (exp to 128MB) Nortons SI=71.4 Landmark=110.4Mhz 2xVL Bus, 4x16Bit ISA, 1x8Bit ISA AMI (Amercian Megatrends Inc) 3½" 1.44Mb and 5¼" 1.2Mb 2MB IDE LOCAL BUS CACHE CONTROLLER or ISA SCSI Controller (dependant on drive choice) Cirrus Logic 1MB LOCAL BUS VGA Card TP250NL 14" Non Interlaced Low Radiation SVGA Colour Desktop, 200W power Supply [Add $45.00 for Mini Tower] [Add $195.00 for Full Tower] 101 Enhanced COM1, COM2, LPT1, Joystick. Hard Disk 130MB 245MB Incl GST 3660.00 3825.00 Shipping 35.00 35.00 98 Total 3695.00 3860.00 Desktop, 200W power Supply [Add $45.00 for Mini Tower] [Add $195.00 for Full Tower] 101 Enhanced COM1, COM2, LPT1, Joystick. Hard Disk Shipping Incl GST None 2130.00 35.00 130MB 2530.00 35.00 245MB 2695.00 35.00 525MB 3765.00 35.00 Total 2165.00 2565.00 2730.00 3800.00 Desktop, 200W power Supply [Add $45.00 for Mini Tower] [Add $195.00 for Full Tower] 101 Enhanced COM1, COM2, LPT1, Joystick. 2Mb 16bit IDE CACHING Controller add $350.00 Hard Disk Shipping Incl GST Total 130MB 3765.00 35.00 3800.00 245MB 3935.00 35.00 3970.00 525MB 5200.00 35.00 5235.00 1050MB 6245.00 35.00 6180.00 T P 4 8 6 - 6 6 D X / 2 Local Bus INTEL 486DX/2-66 128K (exp 256K) 4Mb (exp to 128MB) Nortons SI=128.7 Landmark=223Mhz 2xVL Bus, 4x16Bit ISA, 1x8Bit ISA AMI (Amercian Megatrends Inc) 3½" 1.44Mb and 5¼" 1.2Mb 2MB IDE LOCAL BUS CACHE CONTROLLER or ISA SCSI Controller (dependant on drive choice) Cirrus Logic 1MB LOCAL BUS VGA Card TP250NL 14" Non Interlaced Low Radiation SVGA Colour Desktop, 200W power Supply [Add $45.00 for Mini Tower] [Add $195.00 for Full Tower] 101 Enhanced COM1, COM2, LPT1, Joystick. Choice of SCSI or IDE on 525MB-2GB Options. Hard Disk Shipping Incl GST Total 130MB 4440.00 35.00 4475.00 245MB 4620.00 35.00 4655.00 525MB 1050MB 4995.00 6120.00 35.00 35.00 5030.00 6155.00 525MB 1050MB 4775.00 6850.00 35.00 35.00 5810.00 6885.00 TOTAl PERIPHERALS DESKTOP PC'S Specifications Microprocessor Cache Memory Benchmarks Bus BIOS Floppy Disk(s) Controllers Video Monitor Case Keyboard Std Interfaces T P 4 8 6 - 2 5 S X EISA Local Bus T P 4 8 6 - 5 0 D X EISA INTEL 486SX-25 INTEL 486DX-50 (Socket for Wietek 4167) 128k (exp to 256k) 128k (exp to 256k) 4Mb exp to 128Mb 4Mb exp to 128Mb Nortons SI= Nortons SI= Landmark= Landmark= 2xVL LBus 5x32bit EISA 8x32bit EISA AMI (Amercian Megatrends Inc) AMI (Amercian Megatrends Inc) 3½" 1.44Mb and 5¼" 1.2Mb 3½" 1.44Mb and 5¼" 1.2Mb Cirrus Logic 1MB LOCAL BUS VGA Card Cirrus Logic 1MB Windows Accelerator Card TP250NL 14" Non Interlaced Low Radiation SVGA TP250NL 14" Non Interlaced Low Radiation SVGA Colour. Colour. 2MB 32 Bit EISA IDE CACHE CONTROLLER or 2MB 32 Bit EISA IDE CACHE CONTROLLER or 32 Bit EISA SCSI Controller (dependant on drive choice) 32 Bit EISA SCSI Controller (dependant on drive choice) Desktop, 200W power Supply Desktop, 200W power Supply [Add $45.00 for Mini Tower] [Add $45.00 for Mini Tower] [Add $195.00 for Full Tower] [Add $195.00 for Full Tower] 101 Enhanced keyboard 101 Enhanced keyboard COM1, COM2, LPT1, Joystick. COM1, COM2, LPT1, Joystick. Hard Disk Incl GST Shipping Total Hard Disk Shipping Incl GST Total 130MB 3660.00 35.00 3695.00 130MB 4440.00 35.00 4475.00 245MB 3825.00 35.00 3860.00 245MB 4620.00 35.00 4655.00 525MB 4995.00 35.00 5030.00 525MB 4775.00 35.00 5810.00 1050MB 6120.00 35.00 6155.00 1050MB 6850.00 35.00 6885.00 TOTAl PERIPHERALS 486 NOTEBOOKS The 486 Power Notebook - Designed, Engineered and Manufactured for those who appreciate quality, reliabilty and Performance. Specifications Microprocessor Memory Floppy Disk(s) Video Power Optional Modem BIOS Keyboard Std Interfaces Dimensions Weight WARRANTY T P 4 8 6 - 2 5 S X VGA Mono INTEL 486SX-25 4Mb exp to 32Mb Internal 3.5" 1.44Mb VGA 640x480 10" 64 gray scale LCD CCFT backlight T P 4 8 6 - 2 5 S X VGA Active Colour INTEL 486SX-25 4Mb exp to 32Mb Internal 3.5" 1.44Mb VGA 640x480x256 Col TFT 10" LCD with CCFT backlight Internal "Rapid" Rechargable Nicad Internal "Rapid" Rechargable Nicad Mono VGA 3hrs or 8hrs under management. Colour VGA 2hrs or 6hrs under management. Full Integrated Power Management Full Integrated Power Management 110-240 AUTO Sense AC Adaptor 110-240 AUTO Sense AC Adaptor Optional Internal fax/modem, PCMCIA Card. Optional Internal fax/modem, PCMCIA Card. Phoenix Bios A486 Version 1.03 Phoenix Bios A486 Version 1.03 84/85 key low profile keyboard + built in trackball 84/85 key low profile keyboard + built in trackball 9pin COM1, Parallel, ext VGA, ext KBD, Expansion Port 9pin COM1, Parallel, ext VGA, ext KBD, Expansion Port 290mmx216mmX46mm 290mmx216mmX46mm 2.6kg inclusive of battery 2.6kg inclusive of battery 12 month return to Total Peripherals 12 month return to Total Peripherals Hard Disk Incl GST Shipping Total Hard Disk Shipping Incl GST Total 120MB 4160.00 20.00 4180.00 120MB 6675.00 20.00 6695.00 SUNRACE 486 NOTEBOOKS Notes: Sunrace Notebooks Marketed by Mitsubishi. Specifications Microprocessor Memory Floppy Disk(s) Video Power Optional Modem Std Interfaces & Accessories Dimensions Weight WARRANTY T P 4 8 6 - 2 5 SLC, 25DLC, 33DLC and 50DX/2 See Table Below for SLC, DLC, DX/2 Options 4Mb exp to 8MB for SLC or20MB for DLC or DX/2 Internal 3.5" 1.44Mb VGA 640x480 10" 64 gray scale LCD CCFT backlight Optional Internal fax/modem. 9pin COM1, Parallel, ext VGA, ext KBD, External 8000x600x256 VGA Port, PS/2 Mouse & SCSI Carry Bag, 290mmx216mmX46mm 2.6kg inclusive of battery 99 Additional Processor 486 SLX 25 486 SLX 25 486 DLC 25 486 DLC 25 486 DLC 33 486 DLC 33 486 DX/2 50 486 DX/2 50 DLC's and DX/2's also supplied with SCSI Cable, PS/2 Mouse, Card and External keyboard adaptors. Hard Disk 85MB 128MB 85MB 128MB 85MB 128MB 85MB 128MB Incl GST 3895.00 4195.00 4595.00 4925.00 5495.00 6000.00 6500.00 6845.00 Shipping 15.00 15.00 15.00 15.00 15.00 15.00 15.00 15.00 Total 3910.00 4210.00 4610.00 4945.00 5410.00 6015.00 6515.00 6860.00 SUNRACE ACCESSORIES Battery Set - spare for DLC and DX/2 Ext SCSI Cable - all models Internal 2400, 9600 snd/rcx fax -all models Memory Card (DIPP) for DLC and DX/2. 0k RAM 180.00 52.00 402.75 49.95 Memory Upgrade as above but populated 4MB Power Supply -spare for SLC - autoswitch SLC Car Adaptor,charge Nicads or use 12v batt 720.00 175.00 55.00 Prices Include GST, Add $6.00 for freight LASER PRINTERS - PANASONIC & OKI Panasonic KX-P4430 1825.00 5ppm, PCL5, Satin Print, Dual Bin Option, 200 sht Multisize Cassette. 8 scalable fonts. Free 116 true type fonts for Windows. OKI OL800 1695.00 8ppm, 512k Single Bin, PCL5 Panasonic KX-P4430 5ppm, PCL4, Dual Bin Option, 200 sht Multisize Cassette. 28 internal fonts. Free 116 true type fonts for Windows. 1475.00 Prices Include GST, Add $15.00 for freight LASER AND DESKJET PRINTERS, PLOTTERS - HEWLETT PACKARD Hp LaserJet 4L 1795.00 300dpi plus Resolution Enhancement Technology (RET) 4ppm, 1MB plus Memory Enhancement Technology (MET), PCL5, Microtoner, 26 scalable typefaces, Economode Printing reduces toner to save up to 50% on consumables. 100 sht paper handling Hp LaserJet 4 600 dpi plus Resolution Enhancement Technology (RET), Micofine Toner for better blacks and grey scales. 45 internal fonts, (35 intellifont + 10 TTF) 8ppm, fast RISC processor. 2MB RAM exp to 34 MB using SIMM. 250 Sht/10 envelope feeder. Hp DeskJet 500 300 dpi near laser quality, 120cps LQ, 240cps draft. 16kb buffers, portrait & landscape, Parallel and Serial Ports. 100 A4 shts, envelopes Hp Deskjet 550C (Colour) 300 dpi near laser quality, 80kb buffer, Portrait & Llandscape, Simultaneous Black & Colour Printing. Parallel and Serial Ports. 100 A4 shts, envelopes Prices Include GST, Add $15.00 for freight 100 Appendix C – The defining ‘Killer’ apps? The following applications I believe beat the path for the apps we use today, I’m not referring to apps that still exist like AutoCAD, Photoshop etc. These are apps that influenced me and he decisions I took. They are not necessarily the same that shaped the world - but should be close. So in no particular order then Originally for Apple this app was ported to many different platforms incl PC. It used the classic cell structure and some formulas used by Excel today. Was released late 70’s on Apples and a few years later on PC’s. A Few years later Lotus released 1-2-3 even more closely related to Excel. It would be this I learned on which paved the way to my Excel skills. 101 I spent thousands of hours developing in this environment. Both dBase iii on CP/M’s and dBase iii on Pc’s, plus the less successful iv. Also worth mentioning Rapidfile from the same company, Ashton Tate, and Clipper and FoxPro. Before the decade was out would become Xbase & Xbase + + . Preferred Wp of the early eighties before being left behind by WordPerfect then Word. I’ve included this although just a casual user this because it had its passionate followers. I switched to MS Word a few years later and have never looked back. Available first as a standalone DOS app then for Windows. It never had the market share and after changing companies is still avail today. 102 Available first in DOS and then Windows, I only used the DOS version. The largest commercial app I compiled was for IRD and was a personnel development planner. 103 I’ve included because it had a real impact on my future programming prowess. I had written a viable and commercial app as well as dozens of utility’s I released to Public Domain. Interestingly Borland has released three early versions free of charge. I believe mine was the first ver 1.0 104 Appendix D – Early advertising 105 106 107 Appendix E – My early websites Surely the first site ever designed by me needs its own page!` 108 109 110 111 112 Appendix F – Business card evolvement Of course I designed each and every one. Supplying commercial printers the artwork. What else did you expect? FIRST bus card circa 1993. 113 LAST, 20ys later circa 2013 114 Appendix G – Man of leisure Optional but I hope worthwhile reading. I was fortunate that by being self-employed I could decide when I could take some time out and when to do my 8+ hour stints. It was quite common that I would work the wee small hours. Going to bed at 2 or 3am was not uncommon. This was when this night owl was at his best. That time was very peaceful; everyone else would be asleep, no interruptions, no phones ringing! Besides that, it would be an opportune time to bring a server down, no- one around! So mostly the daytime was my own. Depending on the weather, or whether I was on call, etc, determined what I would do. On a nice, warm, sunny day I would go fishing, jet boating or motorcycle riding. I loved all three equally. Riders will know that feeling of freedom, the wind in your face; well, it also applies to the other two as well. That old adage of ‘time spent fishing not being deducted from ones lifespan’ I hope proves true because I’ve done a lot, both fly in rivers and sea fishing. I had a Hamilton J53 with a deep v hull but flat bottom from mid 70’s. It was at home both in shallow waters and rough seas. I sold it regrettably with this ad ‘ Heres a pretty original Hamilton J53 (17ft?) 2 stage, with factory installed marinised Ford Granada 3L V6. This is the sea trial version with 17 deg hull deadrise and its more seaworthy as a result. In its day I had many, many a good time on the water and was never let down until the day the carb developed a big leak and the old girl has been sitting ever since for 8 yrs!, tsk tsk I know but it was covered for 5 years! - but yes it now needs some TLC for sure. 115 The good news is the entire hull and superstructure is in sound undamaged or repaired condition, just some damage to the step cover over nozzle unit is about all. The motor & jet unit were both working fine as indeed everything was when it was last parked up. In fact both received attention 12 or so years ago (not long in sea running hour terms), I recall valve seats, new seals & bearings on jet unit, new uj's in drive shaft, new manifold gaskets, water & oil lines replaced etc. Still has all the front squabs in good order. Got some manuals (jet & motor) & perhaps a side badge or two somewhere. Certainly the worst part is the trailer, its really on its last legs and while it will get you home (at night!) a new trailer is likely required if warrants etc are sought. I will be avail August 5-7 to assist with moving it (putting air in tyres, removing clamps, and installing tow ball again). It shouldn't take much to get it on the water again so heres your chance for a cheap jet dive or fishing boat that handles the sea well. P.S: Carb is here somewhere and will be supplied tho its a common weber 2 barrel. ALSO AVAIL: Prev installed access, lge baitboard, 3x stainless rocket launcher rack, Hummingbird Wide fishfinder, AM/FM cassette marinised radio and VHF radio (all quite modern)” Funny thing I offered/sold it to a business acquaintance right. Two or three years later he had cooked the inlet manifold, thus overheating the motor. I thought it would be perfect for the bach which had fresh water running into the briny on north islands west coast, so I bought it back for a 1/3 of what I sold it for. I did the work it needed but never did use it again because the offshore winds lent itself to kite and kontiki launches. They and the bach came with an ultralight alloy and brand new 3.5hp longshaft. Enough of the fishing, on not so fine days I would spend time in any of 4 man caves. Here I would restore classic cars and bikes. 116 Incidentally, that bike sold for 65k. Of course the ‘ole 55’ Lincoln and even 70’ ElCamino were in demand for weddings. Hey the more invites the better. Free food and drinks! I was known and often called upon by vintage car clubs and nuts to refurb their old car radios. Word got around that I wasn’t afraid of solid state or valve (tube) technologies. Though the older and more obscure the better! I also specialized in Bakelite repairs, know what that material is? 117 I had (have) a fascination with very simple but effective radio sets of vintage ilk. Like were made by experimenters in the 40’s say. The stipulation was to use the fewest number of components, wind own coils and to recycle by using stuff that would have been avail at that time. It was to be reproducible in any workshop environment with no specilized tools. I would design then build. I would also add to my collection by purchasing others’ ‘home brew’ one-of-a-kind sets. These were built around rca’s 49 valves which would run in space charge mode at plate voltages as low as 6-9v though 2 or 3 9v batts in series would give superior performance. 118 I was a hoarder and collector if you will. I’ve mentioned already I had four man caves. Two of these would house my radio workshop. I collected among many things; what were known as ‘boatanchors’. Big, heavy communications receivers. A real electromechanical challenge. I would restore each lovingly before displaying. 119 Another passion was hy-briding. People often bought ornate sets unseen in the flesh from auction sites in the hope they could be restored. Because they looked so pretty on the outside, they were often saved from the tip and kept purely for nonworking display pieces. Along comes Joe, he likes what he sees, and even if interior is shot, he doesn’t know what has looking at. So he bids frantically, unbeknown to him the guts have been cut out and many parts are missing. Much to his chagrin, he only learns this thru another radio tech who advises it’s too far gone, beyond economic repair (BER) we would say. What now? This is where I came in. With a waiting list 6ft long, I would be terribly fussy about what I would take on. Unless terribly rare, a sentimental family unit etc, usually if it wasn’t Bakelite or Art Deco styling, forget it. If I did take it on, a hefty fee was charged 500-$1000+. What I would do is graft a $5 transistor radio in, feed it a low regulated dc supply from the valve rectifier (so it was controlled from normal on/off switch), and feed it to the valve audio amps to preserve that valve sound and warmup. The advantage being now could be FM, the disadvantage being it was fixed on their fav station only, i.e. no tuning. In later attempts I used transistor PCB’s that had ‘stalked’ controls that I would couple to original controls thru tape mech rubber belts. Thus the volume and tuning could all be set. (Yes, that’s Kevin M**ne.) 120 While I’ve been clean for 4 years now I will shamefully admit I was a fond and successful indoor cannabis grower in traditional soils and Led array lighting. Christ no, I didn’t sell it, didn’t need the money, would just give away. I knew I was dumb enough smoking let alone selling! I list the pros and cons 1. it had a lower yield than high pressure (HP) bulbs 2. longer growing cycle period 3. less potent but who cares about those three if not selling? 1. Far less heat (no discernible heat signature) so gentle on plants 2. Little or no ventilation needed 3. And, importantly, far less smell. 4. Because low temp, soil doesn’t need watering as often 5. Lower voltage. Not lethal esp around water 6. Very long life. I would build into a stealthy gutted out fridge and combine with a couple of fluoros. 121 I was also an avid outdoor grower and partaker of tobacco. In fact its growing in my patio right now. No, I no longer smoke, but it’s a self-seeding robust plant with pretty pink bell like flowers. Virginia blend, so tolerant thus EZ to grow and very moorish. The key to success is P.A.I.T.E.N.C.E, dry those suckers very slowly. They must have 2 things, leaves that are mature, and age to cure. Select material already wilting and yellowing. If you’re hanging out, buy a pack, don’t be tempted to, say, microwave it, because it will become harsh and un-smokable. Before hanging to dry stack on each other and shuffle daily to cure. The longer both these processes take the better. I was stricken before I could experiment with flavouring so can’t comment there, but I enjoyed the unadulterated flavour anyway. I grew veg’s as well, starting them quickly from seed of previous year under the fridge lights. This would cut the germination time from 10-14 days to just days, often overnight! Anyway, that’s another book, and is. Grass is Greener, get from http://www.imstroked.com/grass-is-greener.html Music of many genres, was, and is, very important to me. Not the compressed nonsense shouting crap we can download digitally today, the stuff with lyrics you can hear and understand, 70’s and 80’s stuff. FLAC if digital but preferred analogue, i.e. Vinyl (records, LP’S). The predecessor to the CD disk. I remember them coming out, I was in the ‘yeah but nah camp’, I had splinters from fence sitting. Today they are gradually phasing out in favour of digitally compressed downloadable tracks and albums. Pity, CDs are compressed but nowhere to that extent. 122 I literally owned dozens of amps and dozens of speakers, seeking that nirvana. Then it occurred to me, while I was seeking that perfect reproduction, the real essence of enjoyment was being overlooked. The music itself! Talk about having blinkers on, not seeing the forest for the trees. I was so busy being anal about what I heard I wasn’t noticing WHAT I heard! Still it was fun and challenging while it lasted. Today I have no problem listening to MP3’s (compressed) no longer dwelling on the negatives, just enjoying it. I wasn’t always like that, preferring not to restrict or modify a stream by using and designing the simplest of amps, adopting a ‘more is less’ policy, i.e. the less components the less the audio is ‘processed’ analogy. There was a notable difference between solid state and valve (tube) technologies. I preferred the latter. LESS power MORE refinement or purity. I restored classic vintage audio, marquee greats but something was always missing. So I designed and built them myself from scratch. My latest and best design I think had a component count of just 14 parts. I reproduce here in the hope someone can build and keep this dying art alive? 123 Today’s config consists of 8k tannoy stirlings and venerable Cambridge Audio 851C but still enjoy this very amp each Sat and Sun. I’m a firm believer that today’s youth has never listened to music in all its glory. It’s just something you can’t get on your iPod. Sound so authorative, a bandwidth so wide you think your hearts going to stop and your brain will bleed out your ears. Seriously, when a stormy/rainy passage like ‘Riders on the Storm’ comes on, and you’re scared, running for shelter, when you’re already inside, you’ll know what I mean. I became an accidental landlord, having bought the rear section next door. I originally bought only because I wanted backyard (sheds) for mine. A landlocked 20m2 piece of land next door with no access except thru me allowed me to keep backyard on my side, while maintaining minimum of size on the other. 124 I soon had my hands full, restoring not one but two properties. I had not finished before my stroke hit and it remains that way today! There was also shooting, hunting, duck shooting, guitar playing, but let’s stop already, I would try anything, a serviceman of any kind being a rare commodity indeed. Hot water cylinders, washing machines. fridges, sat dishes you name it. I’m sure you get the picture. I was extremely busy using what god blessed me with, a brain connected to awesome hands. These days only one partially works, mostly my typing finger. Ah well I’m grateful for just that! 125 If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall. And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang. When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mum! 126