SUPER ISSUE! - Arts for Youth
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SUPER ISSUE! - Arts for Youth
Copyright © Arts for Youth 2013 SUPER ISSUE! IN OUT Macklamore & Ryan Lewis One Direction Go-Tees Moustaches sumo wrestlers dressed like santa the opposite of that Daniel the Toaster super fruit force five Space Narwhals Batstone & Toby Phineas J. Pennypicker III is really Nick Thibeault. Now I‟m going to type some wacky stuff. Where do hamsters poop before they live in the North Pole? Do you have a Guinea Pig go tee? Where do squirrel farts come from if they don‟t eat paperback books? Peace, Nick.T weather Friday: it will snow, hail and be 200 degrees Saturday: it will rain so hard if you go outside you will melt and it will be -25 degrees Sunday:it will snow snowmen and snowwomen Monday: it will hail Dunkin Donuts Coladas Tuesday: it will rain Batstones sunglasses this is not a day with weather Thursday: it will be partly sunny and 94 degrees Friday:it will rain dogs and cats until next time i’m Polly Holly also known as Sara Spatola George Z. Figleton Newstand: 0¢ ~ LINDSAY TRASK. Guess the Intern She is a girl. She interns in dance. She used to go to the teens. She has black hair. She also interns in 1st period drama.. By: George Z. Figleton Horoscopes: Aries (March 21-April 19): You will get a lifetime supply of chocolate. Taurus (April 20-May 20): You will get a pet snake. Gemini (May 21-June 20): You will become a witch/wizard and will be able to see fictional characters like Flying Mint Bunny. Cancer (June 21- July 22): You will get a cat for your birthday. Leo (July 23- August 22): You will become the president of the United States! Virgo (August 23-September 22): It will rain bacon on your birthday. Libra (September 23-October 22): You will become a famous artist. Scorpio (October 23-November 21): You will become obsessed with cute things. Sagittarius (November 22December 21): You will become obsessed with tomatoes. Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You will learn to love rocks. Aquarius (January 20-February 18): You will waste five minutes looking for something that is right in front of you. Pisces (February 19-March 20): You will get to meet your favorite singer (Or singers, if you have more than one). ~Taylor Bourikas (Romano Johnson) Wacky Weather By: Baconbits (Liam O’Sullivan) On Saturday it will rain bacon. Everybody will be happy. (especially dogs) On Sunday it will also rain bacon but it will be Canadian bacon which is not the same as American bacon. :( On Monday strawberry jam will fall from the smothering everything in goop. sky On Tuesday mayonnaise and bologna will mysteriously appear in your kitchen sink. On Wednesday pickles will invade the atmosphere and cause cucumbers to fall on us. On Thursday peeps will come alive and take over Australia. On Friday the human rebels will make it rain cabbage will will stun the invading peeps. YO MAN I GOT NEW SHADES AND I FORGOT TO PAY(DS) MAKE SURE THAT THE TREE SINGS HIGH NOTES OR ELSE I WILL NOT PEEL THE SKIN OF A PEAR BYE THANKS SIDEWALK SANDY IN OUT Brett Swallowing Jello Whole Brett Jiggling Jello Nick Thibault's (Tebow) Look Alike (Carly C. From 2010 or whatever year it was) Calling Nick Tim Me Squealing In Radio To Do A 3 Directions Crazed Teenager Or Whatever It Is Impression Saying I Have The Urge To Throw Meatloaf At People In Radio Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters Movie Comes Out 8/7/13 Man Of Steel (Nobody has been mentioning even considering seeing it) Sports Video Games Explicit and Violent and Dumb Video Games (Call of Doody (Lol Doody), Halo, and any other violent games (Hockey, and Football Games aren’t violent!)) SIDEWALK SANDY IS REALLY CARLY CAVAGNARO!! THIS IS MY LAST AFY YEAR AND IM VERY SAD:( BUT AM GOING TO TEENS SO YOU BETTER COME SEE THE SHOW NEXT SESSION!! BYEEE AFY:( I’ ’LL MISS YOU DUDE. Fire Hydrant Fran<3 WHO IS SIDEWALK SANDY?? 1. SHE IS REALLY HUMAN 2. THIS IS HER LAST YEAR AT AFY 3. SHE IS GOING TO TEENS NEXT SESSION 4. SHE HAS DANCE, NEWSPAPER, GYMNASTICS, AND BAND 5. HER FAVORITE INTERN IS ANDREW 6. HER FAVORITE TEACHER IS BATSTONE 7. SHE HAS RED HAIR 8. HER BROTHER INTERNS HERE 9. HER NAME STARTS WITH C 10. HER NAME ENDS IN ARLY 1. I’m a girl (duh) 2. This is my last year at AFY 3. I’m going to teens next session so go to the teens show next session 4. My first period is dance 5. Last period is band 6. I like to channel my inner llama 7. I was in the gymnastics revue 8. idk what else to say >.< 9. my first name is Steph ~#Fire hydrant Fran#~ aka Stephhh<3 Okay so here‟s the thing my name is not really Pon Pon Penny and some of the other things i wrote about myself are not true (as if you believed them at all). So I‟m going to give you 10 clues and you have to guess it but if you don‟t it says my real in small letters down below. DON'T LOOK YET! Clue 1 I have dark brown hair which is naturally streaked with lighter brown. Clue 2 I have glasses. Clue 3 My first period class is gymnastics. Clue 4 My fifth period class is dance team. Clue 5 My sixth period class is art. Clue 6 i was the one who told the joke about the whale who talked and told a cop he peed his pants. Clue 7 I have stormy gray bluish eyes. Clue 8 I am VERY short Clue 9 I am 10 years old. Clue 10 Oh come on you should have guessed it by now! My real name is ..................Madeleine Skoble! My Real Name No, my real name isn’t Swaggy Sally... And I’m probably not who you think I am... Yes, I have been lying to you for these three weeks! Do you want to know my real name? You do? Okay... I’ll give you some hints and then tell you. Get ready... 1) I have brown hair 2) I used to have a blonde streak in my hair 3) I do 6th period Mask Making 4) This is my third year here 5) I do dance If you guessed Rachel M. you are... correct! Congratulations you got it right! Bye now!!! ~Swaggy Sally (Rachel M.) This my last AFY article ever! I‟m so sad! Just so you know, Capella DeWeewee is Celia. Capella DeWeewee was awesome right??? Well I‟m going to write an article named Guess the Intern, 1. She has black hair 2. She teaches 1st and 2nd period drama with Bill 3. She and Cam C. are friends 4. She was in teens last year. 5. This is her first year interning 6. She likes hair chalk JAIL IS FOR BAD PEOPLE HAVE FUN AT THE OCEAN SWIMMING WITH FISH LIKE SEUSSICAL THE MUSICAL SIDEWALK SANDYY Watch our 12:30 Revues at home! Visit www.artsforyouth.com/1230-revue password: thepit Eronie Insta Who is Eronie Insta you might ask? I gave you a huge clue on the first day when i talked about “Planet” Duke. My name is Samantha Hourihan and I’m 12 years-old. If you can’t tell, I am a HUGE Duke fan. This is my 3 year here at AFY and my first year in newspaper. I will be going to AFT next year, and I am going to miss everyone here at AFY I hope you enjoyed all of my articles this session! By: Eronie Insta :) Singing Fantagian My name really is not singingfantagian. My real name is.......... ALANNA FLYNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My periods are Video,Creative Columns,One act play, Band. I chose my name because I am a good singer and I LOVE fantage. I wear purple glasses and I have medium length blond hair. I am 12 years old. So next year I will be in AFT. Bye -Alanna Flynn (singingfantagian) YOUR LAST POEM TIME EVER:( WITH YOUR FAVORITE SIDEWALK SANDY:) I’M HUNGRY BUY ME RACCOON WOW I LOVE ROADKILL GOOD FOR THE SOUL AND THE COLON STAY IN SCHOOL MAN I WILL MISS MY BABY LEMUR OKAY SIT ON A CHAIR BYE In this last article of Creative Columns, I will be saying something about every TEACHER and INTERN. HERE WE GO. Lisa Troy has an amazing singing voice. Jim WALRUS Quinn should really host a radio station. Matt Greene can animate anything with clay and a video camera. Matt Batstone is getting his Masters not his Doctors degree. Nicole Carey, DON'T STOP DANCING! Corey Cadigan is an acting machine! Will Candler, you can just keep doing whatever it is you do :). Devin Chaves loves music. Stephanie Churchill is an amazing person in general. Junie Coelho does awesome workshops. Mary Coelho is the clay spinning master! Danielle MacNeil can snap 100 pictures a minute. Allison Porter knows how to act and be LOUD! Andrew Porter is a sports fanatic. Karen Robinson is a theatre pro. Brett Tiberi knows his microphones and lighting well. Erika Voss is a real artist. Kaitlyn Webber would dance even if she broke her foot! Alea is an amazing gymnast. Kylie Blacker is new to the AFY staff but knows her way around. Cam Cavagnaro is also new but his little sister Carly is going into AFT next session. Leonardo Luchetti is an amazing actor. Cameron Hay plays the drums. Liz MaGee Helps Alea in Gymnastics. Allison Mello lives in georgia and spends the summer here in Massachusetts with her dad’s family. Chloe Pantano is a dancing Cheeta Girl. Emma Quinn is also an amazing dancer. Liam Quinn is a sports fanatic with Andrew. Lindsay Thomas always has this big huge smile on her face whenever I see her :). Although Nicole Schiarizzi is new, she sure has made herself feel at home with all of us campers here at AFY. That concludes my last column in the super issue today. Hope every Teacher, Intern, Camper, Director, Dancer, Actor, On Camera Actor, Animator, Human Computer, everyone had a wonderful session. HAPPY 1ST SESSION EVERYONE!! Horoscopes Aquarius- you will have a dog named Finley. Pisces-you will marry Harry Styles Aries- you will win the lottery. Taurus - you will eat rotten pizza Gemini- you will find gems Cancer- you will have a good birthday (Jared ) Leo- you will marry Leo the intern Virgo- you will go home and find a cat on your roof Libra- you will get a Draculaura Monster High Doll Scorpio- you will get a bunch of candy for Halloween Sagittarius-you will hold your breath under water for 1 hour Capricorn- You will meet a unicorn CatRainbow Do you ever want to just get rid of your homework? If so, get the homework eater 9000!!!!! It‟s a robot thingamabob that eats your homework! No more sitting and writing and being bored! You will be able to spend much more time playing. The homework eater 9000 eats your homework and sends it out the other end all shredded up! That way you can bring it to your teacher and say “the dog ate my homework” and get away with it! The homework eater 9000 has a self-destruct button in case it gets out of control and starts eating everything in your house. This could happen (NO REFUNDS). 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The End 1. true or false In the 1800s, the most famous doctor was Dr. Panda. 2. true or false The biggest state is Texas. 3. true or false 1. It is a she 2.She teaches period 1 music 3.She does drama workshops 4. Her brother works at AFY too By Mrs. Louis Tomlinson QUIZ What animal was found in the food forest? A. cake bear B. pizza fish Watch our 12:30 Revues at home! Visit www.artsforyouth.com/1230-revue password: thepit C. bacon moose Who is the best magician? A. gecko the great B.mop the magnificent C. magician moose What is the best animal with antlers? A. deer B. reindeer C. moose This is the Magician Moose Quiz Aries: Your dad will poop diamonds in 25 years. Taurus: In 57 years you will meet a hobo and you will start to throw skittles at him. Gemini: You will find a scratch ticket on the ground and you will win 100,000 dollars. Cancer: You will save the city from a big monster which will be something called Viven Leo: Your grandma will audition for a movie and she will get the lead role in the movie Virgo: you will get a free ticket to the best movie ever Libra: You will go to the library and get trapped in there for 69 years Scorpio: You will get eaten by a really tiny squirrel Sagittarius: Your sister is so much better than you Capricorn: You are going to find a 20 dollar bill on the street Aquarius: Your whole family will go to a water park and you will go on a really scary thing Pisces: You will get brain washed by aliens In and out summer ice cream softball hollister macklemore thrift shop under armour sports blue fun iphone5 winter broccoli tennis aeropostale bruno mars i knew u were trouble-taylor swift justin bieber minecraft pink school iphone3 by:jill johnson:) AWESOME J’S IN AND OUT IN OUT CALL OF DUTY * AFY Touch screens MOVIES SLEEPING Summer School In Out summer fall no shoes shoes shorts pants ice cream soup Hollister Aeropostale Radioactive by Imagine Dragon Thrift Shop by Macklemore Summer fun Chores Best friends Brothers Sports Minecraft Blue, green, and purple Red, orange, and yellow Instagram/ twitter Facebook Buttons TV Shows Waking up. Guess the teacher She has long brown hair She is amazingly cool I love her sooo much I have her as a teacher and She is a perfect dancer BY:Jessie Connors by jkismywaffle7 Coolest fun facts about AFY ! The gymnastics teacher Alea , Liz and Andrew are fun. They are good at teaching gymnastics. Jim, Ally, Cam, Conner and Alex are good at teaching video. Matt and cam are good at teaching creative computing. They‟re great. Jessica, Liz and Liam are good at teaching art. Watch our 12:30 Revues at home! Visit www.artsforyouth.com/1230-revue password: thepit Advice!!!! Dear PoJdotcom, I can’t decide whether i want to go to your diner or DAve’s!! What do i do!! Mr. Playerman Buy This! Buy the limited time only Annoying Be Gone! Do you have a sibling, or a random person who you just can‟t stand? If you do, this is the perfect product for you! Just one spray, and your annoying acquaintance will disappear! Call now at 1800-235-6548 to buy this incredible product! Call now for a limited time only and receive two bottles of Annoying Be Gone, for the price of one! Please call now to receive two bottles of Annoying Be Gone for the price of one, only for a price of $19.99! Call now, so you can get rid of all the annoying people in your life. Everyone wants some peace and quiet once in a while, right? -Someone Fun Facts about giraffes -they have purple tongues -they can run 50 miles per hour -they have yellow and brown spot -mr.camera man dude person Fun Facts 1. Your reading this right now. 2. Your paralyzed when u sleep. 3. The average human falls asleep in seven minutes. 4. Seastars don’t have brains (Now I know why patrick star is dumb) 5. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear shorts. 6. Ketchup was sold in the 1830’s as medicine. Miss Mystery Dear Mr.Playerman If you want Chocolate Sludge, come to Poj’s Diner. Chocolate sludge is really good. PoJdotcom TOP TEN KINDS OF CANDY I am a girl that has brown eyes and has blonde hair.I also have a cat and four chickens. I am ten years old and I have straight hair. -KiT KAT THE WORST STORY IN HISTORY One day, there was a kid who wrote the creative columns for AFY. He had nothing to write about. THE END! -The Kid Who Writes The Creative Columns For AFY. HELLO MR./MS. - CANDY DOTS (the kinds on the paper) - PIXIE STICKS - POP ROCKS - JAWBREAKERS - LAFFY TAFFY _ m&m’s - SKITTLES - TWIZZLERS - TOOTSIE ROLLS - REESES PIECES -purple elephant hello, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, WE NEED YOUR HELP! CAMP IS UNDER ATTACK BY FRIENDLY DUMMIES!!! THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT THEM IS TO-Ha ha ha! You fell for it! The Friendly Dummy popped! But, yeah, I am afraid of them. And if you were born in July, you‟re the chosen one. If you were born on Jul 26th, Jul 27, or Jul 28th, you will be a hero one day! by Cpumastah my name is Chloe Coconut. I come from a planet named narwhalmainia. Of course, my favorite animal is a narwhal .Their one of the best things on Earth .The only thing that‟s better then narwhals is one direction. They‟re awesome! If you do not like one direction you are a weirdo .A WEIRDO I TELL YOU! And if you like one direction good for you. Your now my best friend . Also, my friend Lidia the Loch Ness Monster is HILARIOUS! Hilarious I tell you! My other friend Jenna penna is awesome! Well I need to look for my on Skype so ta ta . BREAKING NEWS There has been a large hot dog at munchkin land and it is trying to eat all the munchkins. Also, in bridgewater someone just filled their pool with stinky cheese and they are trying to swim in it. Now there is a crazy person on the loose who is trying to give kids vegetables so stay in your home for 900,785,376 years. That is all -Bob Mcdoodle Horoscopes! Cloe Coconut FUN FACTS Watch our 12:30 Revues at home! Visit www.artsforyouth.com/1230-revue password: thepit Aries (21 March-20 April) One of the Nicoles will come up to you tomorrow and say „‟bacon‟‟ Unique Colors By: Sammy T. Figgerburger (Leigha Trask) ACIDGREEN AIRFORCEBLUE ANTIQUEW HITE AQUAMARINE CHOCOLATEBROWN CORAL DARKSEAGREEN FORESTGREEN GHOSTWHI TE GOLD HOTPINK LAVENDER Cancer (23 June-23 July) A famous boy band you come to your house and give you free tickets to their concert LIGHTBLUE LIMEGREEN NAVYBLUE OLIVEGREEN PEACH PLUM SALMON SILVER SKYBLUE Leo (24 July-23 August) Every time you sneeze a puppy is born SLATEBLUE TURQUOISE VIOLET Taurus (21 April-21 May) You will win the lottery when you are 283 years old Gemini (22 May- 22 June) A care bear will hit you in the head with a rubber chicken in two days Virgo (24 August-23 September) You will see a hippo with purple teeth the next time you will you to the zoo Libra (24 September-23 October) You will hold the world record for eating the most KFC Scorpio (24 October-21 November) A double rainbow will be you of your bedroom window the next morning Sagittarius (22 November-22 December) A leprechaun will give you a pot of gold and a blue and green ponie Capricorn (23 December-19 January) You will be famous for teaching worms how to dance Aquarius (20 January-19 February) You will own a submarine when you are 22 hawk hedgehog hippo puma zebra cat buffalo horse seal catfish dog lion shepherd cheetah falcon narwhal woodchuck Pisces (20 February-20 march) On Arts Fest, you‟ll see Will walking around the parking lot screaming Old McDonald by: soccer lover Animals Watch our 12:30 Revues at home! 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