SUPER ISSUE! - Arts for Youth

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SUPER ISSUE! - Arts for Youth
Copyright © Arts for Youth
2013
SUPER ISSUE!
IN
OUT
Macklamore &
Ryan Lewis
One Direction
Go-Tees
Moustaches
sumo wrestlers
dressed like santa
the opposite
of that
Daniel the Toaster
super fruit
force five
Space Narwhals
Batstone &
Toby
Phineas J. Pennypicker III is really
Nick Thibeault.
Now I‟m going to type
some wacky stuff.
Where do hamsters poop before
they live in the North Pole? Do
you have a Guinea Pig go tee?
Where do squirrel farts come from
if they don‟t eat paperback books?
Peace,
Nick.T
weather
Friday: it will snow, hail and be 200
degrees
Saturday: it will rain so hard if you
go outside you will melt and it will be
-25 degrees
Sunday:it will snow snowmen and
snowwomen
Monday: it will hail Dunkin Donuts
Coladas
Tuesday: it will rain Batstones
sunglasses
this is not a day with weather
Thursday: it will be partly sunny and
94 degrees
Friday:it will rain dogs and cats
until next time i’m Polly Holly also
known as Sara Spatola
George Z. Figleton
Newstand: 0¢
~
LINDSAY TRASK.
Guess the Intern
She is a girl.
She interns in dance.
She used to go to the teens.
She has black hair.
She also interns in 1st period
drama..
By: George Z. Figleton
Horoscopes:
Aries (March 21-April 19): You will
get a lifetime supply of chocolate.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): You will
get a pet snake.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): You
will become a witch/wizard and will
be able to see fictional characters
like Flying Mint Bunny.
Cancer (June 21- July 22): You
will get a cat for your birthday.
Leo (July 23- August 22): You will
become the president of the
United States!
Virgo (August 23-September 22):
It will rain bacon on your birthday.
Libra (September 23-October 22):
You will become a famous artist.
Scorpio (October 23-November
21): You will become obsessed
with cute things.
Sagittarius (November 22December 21): You will become
obsessed with tomatoes.
Capricorn (December 22-January
19): You will learn to love rocks.
Aquarius (January 20-February
18): You will waste five minutes
looking for something that is right
in front of you.
Pisces (February 19-March 20):
You will get to meet your favorite
singer (Or singers, if you have
more than one).
~Taylor Bourikas (Romano
Johnson)
Wacky Weather By: Baconbits
(Liam O’Sullivan)
On Saturday it will rain bacon.
Everybody will be happy.
(especially dogs)
On Sunday it
will
also rain bacon but it will be
Canadian bacon
which is not the same
as American bacon. :(
On Monday
strawberry jam
will fall from the
smothering
everything in
goop.
sky
On Tuesday mayonnaise and
bologna will mysteriously
appear in your kitchen
sink.
On Wednesday pickles
will
invade the
atmosphere and
cause
cucumbers to fall on us.
On Thursday peeps will
come alive and take over
Australia.
On Friday the human
rebels will make it
rain cabbage will
will stun the invading
peeps.
YO MAN I GOT NEW SHADES
AND I FORGOT TO PAY(DS)
MAKE SURE THAT THE TREE SINGS
HIGH NOTES
OR ELSE I WILL NOT PEEL THE SKIN
OF A PEAR
BYE THANKS
SIDEWALK SANDY
IN
OUT
Brett
Swallowing Jello
Whole
Brett Jiggling
Jello
Nick Thibault's
(Tebow) Look
Alike (Carly C.
From 2010 or
whatever year it
was)
Calling Nick Tim
Me Squealing In
Radio To Do A 3
Directions
Crazed
Teenager Or
Whatever It Is
Impression
Saying I Have
The Urge To
Throw Meatloaf
At People In
Radio
Percy Jackson:
The Sea of
Monsters Movie
Comes Out
8/7/13
Man Of Steel
(Nobody has
been
mentioning even
considering
seeing it)
Sports Video
Games
Explicit and
Violent and
Dumb Video
Games (Call of
Doody (Lol
Doody), Halo,
and any other
violent games
(Hockey, and
Football Games
aren’t violent!))
SIDEWALK SANDY IS REALLY
CARLY CAVAGNARO!! THIS IS MY
LAST AFY YEAR AND IM VERY
SAD:( BUT AM GOING TO TEENS SO
YOU BETTER COME SEE THE SHOW
NEXT SESSION!! BYEEE AFY:( I’ ’LL
MISS YOU DUDE.
Fire Hydrant
Fran<3
WHO IS SIDEWALK
SANDY??
1. SHE IS REALLY HUMAN
2. THIS IS HER LAST YEAR AT AFY
3. SHE IS GOING TO TEENS NEXT
SESSION
4. SHE HAS DANCE, NEWSPAPER,
GYMNASTICS, AND BAND
5. HER FAVORITE INTERN IS
ANDREW
6. HER FAVORITE TEACHER IS
BATSTONE
7. SHE HAS RED HAIR
8. HER BROTHER INTERNS HERE
9. HER NAME STARTS WITH C
10. HER NAME ENDS IN ARLY
1. I’m a girl (duh)
2. This is my last year at AFY
3. I’m going to teens next session
so go to the teens show next
session
4. My first period is dance
5. Last period is band
6. I like to channel my inner llama
7. I was in the gymnastics revue
8. idk what else to say >.<
9. my first name is Steph
~#Fire hydrant Fran#~
aka Stephhh<3
Okay so here‟s the thing my name is
not really Pon Pon Penny and some
of the other things i wrote about
myself are not true (as if you believed
them at all). So I‟m going to give you
10 clues and you have to guess it but
if you don‟t it says my real in small
letters down below. DON'T LOOK
YET!
Clue 1 I have dark brown hair which is
naturally streaked with lighter brown.
Clue 2 I have glasses.
Clue 3 My first period class is
gymnastics.
Clue 4 My fifth period class is dance
team.
Clue 5 My sixth period class is art.
Clue 6 i was the one who told the joke
about the whale who talked and told a
cop he peed his pants.
Clue 7 I have stormy gray bluish eyes.
Clue 8 I am VERY short
Clue 9 I am 10 years old.
Clue 10 Oh come on you should have
guessed it by now!
My real name is ..................Madeleine
Skoble!
My Real Name
No, my real name isn’t Swaggy
Sally...
And I’m probably not who you think
I am...
Yes, I have been lying to you for
these three weeks!
Do you want to know my real name?
You do?
Okay...
I’ll give you some hints and then tell
you.
Get ready...
1) I have brown hair
2) I used to have a blonde streak in
my hair
3) I do 6th period Mask Making
4) This is my third year here
5) I do dance
If you guessed
Rachel M.
you are...
correct!
Congratulations you got it right!
Bye now!!!
~Swaggy Sally (Rachel M.)
This my last AFY article ever! I‟m
so sad! Just so you know,
Capella DeWeewee is Celia.
Capella DeWeewee was
awesome right??? Well I‟m going
to write an article named Guess
the Intern,
1. She has black hair
2. She teaches 1st and 2nd
period drama with Bill
3. She and Cam C. are friends
4. She was in teens last year.
5. This is her first year interning
6. She likes hair chalk
JAIL IS FOR BAD PEOPLE
HAVE FUN AT THE OCEAN
SWIMMING WITH FISH
LIKE SEUSSICAL THE
MUSICAL
SIDEWALK SANDYY
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Eronie Insta
Who is Eronie Insta you might ask?
I gave you a huge clue on the first
day when i talked about “Planet”
Duke. My name is Samantha
Hourihan and I’m 12 years-old. If
you can’t tell, I am a HUGE Duke
fan. This is my 3 year here at AFY
and my first year in newspaper. I
will be going to AFT next year, and
I am going to miss everyone here
at AFY I hope you enjoyed all of
my articles this session!
By: Eronie Insta :)
Singing Fantagian
My name really is not
singingfantagian. My real name
is.......... ALANNA
FLYNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My periods
are Video,Creative
Columns,One act play, Band. I
chose my name because I am a
good singer and I LOVE
fantage. I wear purple glasses
and I have medium length
blond hair. I am 12 years old.
So next year I will be in AFT.
Bye -Alanna Flynn
(singingfantagian)
YOUR LAST POEM TIME
EVER:(
WITH YOUR FAVORITE
SIDEWALK SANDY:)
I’M HUNGRY BUY ME
RACCOON
WOW I LOVE ROADKILL
GOOD FOR THE SOUL
AND THE COLON
STAY IN SCHOOL MAN
I WILL MISS MY BABY
LEMUR
OKAY SIT ON A CHAIR BYE
In this last article of Creative Columns, I
will be saying something about every
TEACHER and INTERN. HERE WE GO.
Lisa Troy has an amazing
singing voice. Jim WALRUS Quinn
should really host a radio station. Matt
Greene can animate anything with clay
and a video camera. Matt Batstone is
getting his Masters not his Doctors
degree. Nicole Carey, DON'T STOP
DANCING! Corey Cadigan is an acting
machine! Will Candler, you can just
keep doing whatever it is you do :).
Devin Chaves loves music. Stephanie
Churchill is an amazing person in
general. Junie Coelho does awesome
workshops. Mary Coelho is the clay
spinning master! Danielle MacNeil can
snap 100 pictures a minute. Allison
Porter knows how to act and be LOUD!
Andrew Porter is a sports fanatic.
Karen Robinson is a theatre pro. Brett
Tiberi knows his microphones and
lighting well. Erika Voss is a real artist.
Kaitlyn Webber would dance even if
she broke her foot! Alea is an amazing
gymnast.
Kylie Blacker is new to the AFY
staff but knows her way around. Cam
Cavagnaro is also new but his little
sister Carly is going into AFT next
session. Leonardo Luchetti is an
amazing actor. Cameron Hay plays the
drums. Liz MaGee Helps Alea in
Gymnastics. Allison Mello lives in
georgia and spends the summer here in
Massachusetts with her dad’s family.
Chloe Pantano is a dancing Cheeta Girl.
Emma Quinn is also an amazing dancer.
Liam Quinn is a sports fanatic with
Andrew. Lindsay Thomas always has
this big huge smile on her face
whenever I see her :). Although Nicole
Schiarizzi is new, she sure has made
herself feel at home with all of us
campers here at AFY.
That concludes my last column
in the super issue today. Hope every
Teacher, Intern, Camper, Director,
Dancer, Actor, On Camera Actor,
Animator, Human Computer, everyone
had a wonderful session. HAPPY 1ST
SESSION EVERYONE!!
Horoscopes
Aquarius- you will have a dog named
Finley.
Pisces-you will marry Harry Styles
Aries- you will win the lottery.
Taurus - you will eat rotten pizza
Gemini- you will find gems
Cancer- you will have a good birthday
(Jared )
Leo- you will marry Leo the intern
Virgo- you will go home and find a cat
on your roof
Libra- you will get a
Draculaura Monster
High Doll
Scorpio- you will get a bunch of candy
for Halloween
Sagittarius-you will hold your breath
under water for 1 hour
Capricorn- You will meet a unicorn
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Pandas.
Pandas live in a snowy place.
Pandas eat bamboo.
There lived 1,000s of pandas.
They make wood or sticks to make a
hose.
They weigh 600 pounds.
The babies look like rats.
The color of pandas and the babies
are.
The colors are...... black and white
.And the babies are pinkish.
The pandas are mammals.
Pandas climb to the top of the tree.
They are smart because they think.
2. She has brown hair.
3. She interns in my 2 period Clay
4. She is 17 years old.
5. She is so nice and awesome!
6.Her last name starts with a
7. She helps out with Mary’s
classes.
- bobertmaniac
Top Ten
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2.)
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The most popular person on earth is
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4. true or false
the best animal ever is a hamster
The answers are:
1: false (it might be true in animal
history)
2:totally false (ever been to Alaska?)
3: TOTALLY TRUE!! (if you answered
false then all I want to ask you is
why?)
4: TOTALLY
TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Hannah Yafrate
IN
OUT
Summer
Spring
by: dancer girl.
Green
Brown
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Aliens
Superheroes
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P.S. This product is not made well so
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Guess the Intern
1. It is a girl.
3.)Deadlox mc
Bowser
Princess
Peach
4.)Minecraft Universe
Snickers
Gum
5.)HuskyMudkipz
Elderly
People
Babies
6.)Zekrom
Dogs
Fish
Riddles
Jokes
Dollars
Coins
7.)Reshiram
8.)Arceus
9.) The Nether
Guess the Teacher!
10.) The
End
1. true or false
In the 1800s, the most famous doctor
was Dr. Panda.
2. true or false
The biggest state is Texas.
3. true or false
1. It is a she
2.She teaches period 1 music
3.She does drama workshops
4. Her brother works at AFY too
By Mrs. Louis Tomlinson
QUIZ
What animal was found in
the food forest?
A. cake bear
B. pizza fish
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C. bacon moose
Who is the best magician?
A. gecko the great
B.mop the magnificent
C. magician moose
What is the best animal with
antlers?
A. deer
B. reindeer
C. moose
This is the Magician Moose
Quiz
Aries: Your dad will poop
diamonds in 25 years.
Taurus: In 57 years you will
meet a hobo and you will start
to throw skittles at him.
Gemini: You will find a scratch
ticket on the ground and you
will win 100,000 dollars.
Cancer: You will save the city
from a big monster which will
be something called Viven
Leo: Your grandma will audition
for a movie and she will get the
lead role in the movie
Virgo: you will get a free ticket
to the best movie ever
Libra: You will go to the library
and get trapped in there for 69
years
Scorpio: You will get eaten by
a really tiny squirrel
Sagittarius: Your sister is so
much better than you
Capricorn: You are going to
find a 20 dollar bill on the street
Aquarius: Your whole family
will go to a water park and you
will go on a really scary thing
Pisces: You will get brain
washed by aliens
In and out
summer
ice cream
softball
hollister
macklemore
thrift shop
under
armour
sports
blue
fun
iphone5
winter
broccoli
tennis
aeropostale
bruno mars
i knew u were
trouble-taylor swift
justin bieber
minecraft
pink
school
iphone3
by:jill johnson:)
AWESOME J’S IN AND OUT
IN
OUT
CALL OF
DUTY
*
AFY
Touch screens
MOVIES
SLEEPING
Summer
School
In
Out
summer
fall
no shoes
shoes
shorts
pants
ice cream
soup
Hollister
Aeropostale
Radioactive by
Imagine
Dragon
Thrift Shop by
Macklemore
Summer fun
Chores
Best friends
Brothers
Sports
Minecraft
Blue, green,
and purple
Red, orange,
and yellow
Instagram/
twitter
Facebook
Buttons
TV Shows
Waking up.
Guess the teacher
She has long brown
hair
She is amazingly cool
I love her sooo much
I have her as a teacher
and She is a perfect
dancer
BY:Jessie Connors
by jkismywaffle7
Coolest fun facts about
AFY !
The gymnastics teacher
Alea , Liz and Andrew are
fun. They are good at
teaching gymnastics. Jim,
Ally, Cam, Conner and
Alex are good at teaching
video. Matt and cam are
good at teaching creative
computing. They‟re great.
Jessica, Liz and Liam are
good at teaching art.
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Fun Facts about giraffes
-they have purple tongues
-they can run 50 miles per
hour
-they have yellow and
brown spot
-mr.camera man dude person
Fun Facts
1. Your reading this right now.
2. Your paralyzed when u sleep.
3. The average human falls asleep
in seven minutes.
4. Seastars don’t have brains
(Now I know why patrick star is
dumb)
5. Donald Duck comics were
banned from Finland because he
doesn’t wear shorts.
6. Ketchup was sold in the 1830’s
as medicine.
Miss Mystery
Dear Mr.Playerman
If you want Chocolate
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Chocolate sludge is really good.
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TOP TEN KINDS OF CANDY
I am a girl that has brown eyes
and has blonde hair.I also have a
cat and four chickens.
I am ten years old and I have
straight hair.
-KiT KAT
THE WORST STORY IN
HISTORY
One day, there was a kid who
wrote the creative
columns for AFY. He had nothing
to write about.
THE END!
-The Kid Who Writes The
Creative Columns For AFY.
HELLO MR./MS.
- CANDY DOTS (the kinds on the
paper)
- PIXIE STICKS
- POP ROCKS
- JAWBREAKERS
- LAFFY TAFFY
_ m&m’s
- SKITTLES
- TWIZZLERS
- TOOTSIE ROLLS
- REESES PIECES
-purple elephant
hello,
IF YOU ARE READING THIS,
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
CAMP IS UNDER ATTACK BY
FRIENDLY DUMMIES!!!
THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT
THEM IS TO-Ha ha ha! You fell
for it! The Friendly Dummy
popped! But, yeah, I am afraid of
them. And if you were born in
July, you‟re the chosen one. If
you were born on Jul 26th, Jul
27, or Jul 28th, you will be a hero
one day!
by Cpumastah
my name is Chloe Coconut. I
come from a planet named
narwhalmainia. Of course, my favorite
animal is a narwhal .Their one of the
best things on
Earth .The only thing that‟s better then
narwhals is one direction. They‟re
awesome! If you do not like one
direction you are a weirdo .A
WEIRDO
I TELL YOU! And if you like one
direction good for you. Your now my
best friend . Also, my friend Lidia the
Loch Ness Monster is HILARIOUS!
Hilarious I tell you! My other friend
Jenna penna is awesome! Well I need
to look for my on Skype so ta ta .
BREAKING NEWS
There has been a large
hot dog at munchkin land and it
is trying to eat all the munchkins.
Also, in bridgewater someone
just filled their pool with stinky
cheese and they are trying to
swim in it. Now there is a crazy
person on the loose who is trying
to give kids vegetables so stay in
your home for 900,785,376
years.
That is all
-Bob Mcdoodle
Horoscopes!
Cloe Coconut
FUN FACTS
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Aries (21 March-20 April) One of
the Nicoles will come up to you
tomorrow and say „‟bacon‟‟
Unique Colors By: Sammy T.
Figgerburger (Leigha Trask)
ACIDGREEN
AIRFORCEBLUE
ANTIQUEW
HITE
AQUAMARINE
CHOCOLATEBROWN
CORAL
DARKSEAGREEN
FORESTGREEN
GHOSTWHI
TE
GOLD
HOTPINK
LAVENDER
Cancer (23 June-23 July) A famous
boy band you come to your house
and give you free tickets to their
concert
LIGHTBLUE
LIMEGREEN
NAVYBLUE
OLIVEGREEN
PEACH
PLUM
SALMON
SILVER
SKYBLUE
Leo (24 July-23 August) Every time
you sneeze a puppy is born
SLATEBLUE
TURQUOISE
VIOLET
Taurus (21 April-21 May) You will
win the lottery when you are 283
years old
Gemini (22 May- 22 June) A care
bear will hit you in the head with a
rubber chicken in two days
Virgo (24 August-23 September)
You will see a hippo with purple
teeth the next time you will you to
the zoo
Libra (24 September-23 October)
You will hold the world record for
eating the most KFC
Scorpio (24 October-21 November)
A double rainbow will be you of your
bedroom window the next morning
Sagittarius (22 November-22
December) A leprechaun will give
you a pot of gold and a blue and
green ponie
Capricorn (23 December-19
January) You will be famous for
teaching worms how to dance
Aquarius (20 January-19 February)
You will own a submarine when you
are 22
hawk
hedgehog
hippo puma
zebra
cat buffalo
horse
seal
catfish
dog
lion
shepherd cheetah
falcon narwhal
woodchuck
Pisces (20 February-20 march) On
Arts Fest, you‟ll see Will walking
around the parking lot screaming
Old McDonald
by: soccer lover
Animals
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Photos from around our camp!