Hometown Hero award given to Cedar Crest student
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Hometown Hero award given to Cedar Crest student
Vol. 85 No. 9 In This Issue OPINIONS Campus Corner... Why did you choose Cedar Crest College? page 2 I forensicate... A student on the Cedar Crest Forensics Team speaks about her experiences at a competition in Montreal. page 2 The fat on skinny... “Suddenly the skinny I had once known was regarded as large.” page 3 So you think iguanas are an “easy” pet... “Some people think that an iguana will only grow as big as his cage. Ha ha ha...no.” page 4 NEWS In the news... More polls, less news page 5 Out lines... Freedoms worth fighting for page 5 Presidential candidate update... Al Sharpton’s views on the issues page 5 BLACK HISTORY MONTH Celebrate Black America... What’s happening on campus for Black History Month? page 6 Sitting her ground... How one woman on a bus changed history for America. page 6 LIFESTYLES The perfect fit(nesswear): part I... “The best dressed and most successful exercisers dress for function, not for fashion.” page 9 Heart health tidbits... Things you need to know about your risks for heart disease. page 9 FLIBBERTIGGIBETY Bet you didn’t know... Meet Mariam Quiñones! page 10 Ani DiFranco takes an Educated Guess... A review of Ani’s newest release. page 10 Cedar Crest College, Allentown, Pennsylvania February 19, 2004 Hometown Hero award given to Cedar Crest student Jennifer Woytach Crestiad Reporter On January 19, 2004, Melissa Hottenstein was awarded The Philadelphia 76ers Hometown Heroes Award. Hottenstein was nominated by a friend for her tireless involvement in community service, especially her dedication to Parents of Murdered Children (POMC). The 76ers Hometown Heroes program was introduced during the 2001-2002 season and one hometown hero has been selected for each home game ever since. According to Lara Price, senior vice president of business operations, the program is to "shine a spotlight on the true heroes in our community and thank them in front of our home crowd." Hottenstein became involved with POMC after her nephew, James Brennan, Jr. was murdered in 1998. POMC is a national organization that provides ongoing emotional support to parents and other survivors of those who have died by violence. Their mission is "to make the difference through on-going emotional support, education, prevention, advocacy, and awareness." The vision statement of POMC is "to provide support and assistance to all survivors of homicide victims while working to create a world free of murder." Hottenstein is a board member to the Delaware County chapter of POMC and is also editor of its newsletter. This past year, she was asked to take on the responsibilities of Outreach Coordinator. She also assisted in the clearing of 3.5 acres of land to create a Living Memorial Garden. For the past three years, Hottenstein has also served as the fundraising volunteer at the James Brennan Jr. Memorial Golf Tournament. The proceeds of this event will go to the Delaware County POMC and the Parents Reward Fund. Hottenstein says she enjoys painting and studying Spanish and history. She was also involved with stopping the shipping of mercury in the Lehigh Valley and the Freedom to Marry Day events at Northampton and Lehigh County courthouses. On the Cedar Crest campus, she is a member of the Spanish Club and Out There. "As a lifelong learner, it is not always easy to find time to get involved with activities on campus, but I would like to stay involved with the Technology fair Jennifer Woytach Crestiad Reporter The first annual Technology Fair was held at Cedar Crest on February 17, 2004. Kathy Cunningham, Director of Information Technology said that the idea of a Technology Fair at Cedar Crest grew from the desire to bring in educational technology vendors for demonstrations for the faculty and while planning the event, Information Technology decided to incorporate all kinds of technology and invite the entire campus community. Cunningham also said that students were involved with the planning of the Technology Fair. "We asked the students who work in the IT office what kinds of technology they wanted to see at the Tech Fair and invited those vendors," she noted. Nicole Lupco, a senior psychology major and computer lab assistant, said, "It was very interesting to see. There was a lot of good information- and the zip disks come in handy." Lupco is referring to the free zip disks that were given to the first sixty people to stop by the IT table. There was also popcorn, snacks, and other free items available at various tables. "All of the vendors were very eager to attend and were more than willing to donate some really great door prizes," Cunningham added. Office Depot had chances to win $100 money cards. Terry Collings, Instructional Technologist at Muhlenberg College, said that he was encouraged to come by Matthew Kile, Cedar Crest's Educational Technology Specialist, at a recent meeting held at Lehigh University. Lydia Orban, secretary in Hartzel Hall, said that she enjoyed the Technology Fair very much. "I think it's very helpful [for the students.]" Cedar Crest College's first Technology Fair appears to have been a success, for both students and faculty. Above: Mark Campetti, Lori Williams, and Jennifer Carpenter. Left: The staff of the Information and Technology Department: Matt Kile, Julie Hobart, Shannon Greenawalt, Kathy Cunningham, and Mark Fujita. Photos by Jessica Brabant Melissa Hottenstein receives her award Photo courtesy of 76ers website Lifelong Learner Association." Hottenstein even incorporates her hobbies into giving back to the community. She says she loves to crotchet. "I usually make blankets and give them away. I have made the rainbow blankets for two of the dances on campus." Along with her involvement in POMC, Hottenstein is very involved in the Metropolitan Community Church. "I have been going to Metropolitan Community Church for seven months now. When I sing at church, I sign Continued on page 5 Adviser speaks out on censorship Jessica Eyth Crestiad Reporter "Freedom of expression is important for the protection of all individual rights," said Elizabeth Ortiz during a teach-in sponsored by the Peace Coalition on January 28. Ortiz, who is in her second term as faculty adviser to The Crestiad, holds passionate views about First Amendment rights, the role of the student-run newspaper at a private college, and the relationship between an adviser and her staff. As adviser, Ortiz said that her responsibility is to serve as a resource for college media law and ethics. Her goal is to help students "put together the best paper possible, with as little intervention as possible." She enjoys her reputation as one of the most hands-on advisers the college has had in recent years. "I don't stay quiet at meetings," Ortiz said during a recent interview. Yet she's a strong advocate of a hands-off approach when it comes to the content of student's stories. It may surprise some Cedar Crest students to learn that Crestiad reporters currently enjoy free reign when it comes to what they can print in the newspaper. In fact, the role of the student reporter should be to "criticize administration and the school if necessary," insisted Ortiz. So far, she said, the newspaper has received nothing but positive feedback from administration despite some scathing editorials published by students last fall criticizing Food Services. The relationship between administration and student reporters is not so agreeable at many private colleges and universities. Unlike their public counterparts, private schools are under no legal obligation to protect a student's freedom of expression. But "just because they can censor, it doesn't mean they should," said Ortiz. The biggest reason private colleges continued on page 5 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - Feb. 19, 2004 - Page 2 OPINIONS T he Campus Cor ner Why did you choose Cedar Crest College? Lori KunkleSenior, Biology Kathleen HutchinsonSenior, Environmental Science Farrah RoySophomore, Nursing Leanne FollweilerJunior, Genetic Engineering "I started here in 1984 and I decided to come back and finish what I started." "I moved here from Arizona to take care of my aunt. I needed a challenge and Cedar Crest had an excellent reputation." "Because it was the closest. It's an easy commute." "I was looking for a small private school that was well known for the sciences and Cedar Crest offers an excellent G.E. program." I forensicate The C re stiad Spring 2004 Staff Editor in Chief Gabrielle Boulerice News Editor Beth Ciccolella Adviser Elizabeth Ortiz Managing Editor Nadia Mohammad Lifestyles Editor Stacey Frank Business Manager Jessica Muraviov Copy Editor Sarah Magner Photo Editor Jessica Brabant Assistant Editors Jennifer Woytach Tonesha Baltimore Jillian Dawson Web Editor Laura Scioli Staff Shannon Casey Jessica Eyth Katie Fehlinger Courtney Lomax Nichole McCollum Linda Misiura Mary Jo Moninghoff Stacey Solt Rose Strong Maxine Tam Iva Tchomakova Jenn VanderWege The Crestiad is a student run newspaper organization. It publishes a biweekly edition. Its primary goals are to keep students informed about events and issues of concern to the Cedar Crest community, and to provide students with an on-campus internship-quality media experience. Students participating in The Crestiad may receive academic credit for their participation. The final responsibility for news content and decisions rests with the editor-in-chief. Questions or Concerns If you have any questions about The Crestiad or concerns regarding The Crestiad content, please contact the editor-in-chief and leave a message at 610-606-4666 ext. 3331 or e-mail us at [email protected]. Guest columns and letters to the editor may be submitted for publication by any student, faculty, or staff member of CCC. Columns should be e-mailed to the The Crestiad as MSWord attachments. Columns should be no longer than 2-3 typed and double-spaced pages. Letters to the editor may be e-mailed as MSWord attachments or dropped off typed and double-spaced at The Crestiad mailbox in Hartzel Hall. All submission should clearly state the name, address, and phone number of the author or authors. If the author is a student, the major and class standing should be included. If the author is a faculty or staff member, then their position title should be included. We use the word “freshman” instead of “first-year student.” Disclaimer The editor in chief and the managing editor reserve the right to edit columns and letters for content, grammar, spelling, length, and layout. Sarah Magner Copy Editor As you now understand, I am not typically known as a “public speaker.” I have always had a fear of making presentations to groups I shivered uncontrollably as I waited outof people. This fear was magnified, as I had side the door of the elegant hotel room for competitors as well as judges watching my my chance to perform. every move at forensics competitions. On Thursday, January 29, 2004, Cedar However, I felt that I performed well in Crest’s Forensic Speech Team took off for our duo, and so I told Linda that I would be Montreal, Canada for the annual Collegiate happy to enter a solo event this year. Forensic Association Tournament. We affecAfter a few months of preparation, I had tionately refer to this type of competition as finally cut a poetry program worthy of taking “forensics,” but, as you may have seen printto competition. I performed the piece dozens ed on our team shirts, it’s “not THAT kind.” of times in front of my coach, family, friends, Our team attends such tournaments to perteam members, and faculty. As we headed off form poetry, prose, and drama, as well as to to Montreal, I felt ready and excited. deliver speeches of varying types and topics. Things changed when I actually arrived I am a varsity member of the team, and I there. have participated in two events thus far; draPicture this, if you will: Silent art-majormatic duo and poetry. me steps out of the elevaIn the spring of 2003, I have always had a fear tor at about 11:30 a.m. in Sarah “Dakotah” Farney of making presentations jeans and slippers to read (my duo partner) and I to groups of people. This the schematics telling me placed third at the Great my rooms and times for Eastern Tournament as well fear was magnified, as I my rounds. Here, in the as first at the Colonial had competitors as well as extremely elegant hotel Novice Tournament. judges watching my every lobby of the Queen At the start of the fall Elizabeth, I am met by 2003 semester, my coach, move at the forensics dozens of suit-clad, Linda Baas, encouraged me competition. binder-carrying students to enter another category in from twelve colleges and addition to duo. Now, so universities. Some of these students are that you are able to understand why this majoring in public speaking. Intimidating? frankly scared the bejesus out of me, let me You betcha. provide you with a bit of background. Later on in the day, I looked the part in At my very first tournament, I almost my blue suit with my script in hand as I waitmade a terrible decision. As Dakotah and I ed outside of the room where my first round delivered our introduction to our dramatic was to be held. Fellow team members piece, my legs began to shake, and my knees Tonesha Baltimore and Maxine Tam accomnearly buckled. I was seconds away from panied me to the round to offer support to feeling as if I needed to just give up and their anxious teammate. leave the room. However, I managed to make I was scared out of my mind. My hands it through the piece, and, to our great surwere shaking, my mouth was dry, and my prise, Dakotah and I placed first in that round as well as first in the ones that followed. continued on page 3 Submission of Letters to the Editor: The Crestiad would like to encourage you to write to the editor. All letters to the editor can be submitted via campus mail to The Crestiad mailbox or e-mailed to [email protected]. It is asked that they are typed in paper or letter format. It is also asked that if the letter is sent via email that the email is entitled “letter to the editor” and that the letter is sent as an attachment done in Microsoft Word. These letters must be signed. The Crestiad - Feb. 19, 2004 - Page 3 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad Why are parents so silly? OPINIONS Gabrielle Boulerice Editor-in-Chief jump. I can remember one horse show when I asked my mom to take pictures of me jumping and she never did because she was too Why do parents act so odd? I do not busy riding the jump course with me. She think that I will ever understand my parents. got too absorbed into whether both my horse I believe that once an individual becomes a and I would make it over the jumps. parent, his or her outlook on life changes. I You would think that my parents would think that an individual becomes permanently not be as overprotective and worried about changed for life. me now that I am in college, but that is defiMy parents are the greatest people on nitely not the case. I call my parents every earth, but sometimes they can drive me nuts. night. I think that I am the only college stuI truly do love both of my parents, although it dent who does such a thing. I swear that if I seems like they are the most overprotective happened to not call for some reason, my individuals in the world. They worry about mother would believe that something terrible me way too much. It is not that they worry had happened to me. She might even possiabout what I might do, but what might hapbly consider getting into her car and driving pen to me due to the actions of others. I canto Cedar Crest. not count the number of times that my mothMy dad has become a liter has told me that it is not tle less concerned about me I cannot count the myself that I have to worry since I have entered college, about, but those that surnumber of times that but my mother has remained round me. my mother has told me the same. She was always Maybe my parents’ outthe more extreme of my two that it is not myself look on life comes from the parents. My dad does not fact that they both work for that I have to worry worry when I am home from the New York State about, but those that school and go out late at Department of Correctional night, while my mom still surround me. Services, or just from the lies awake in bed waiting to fact that I am an only child hear my car in the driveway and that they had me later in life. My parents before she can get to sleep. always used to have to know where I was I love that my parents still worry about going, who I was going to be with, and what me, even though it sometimes gets a little time I was going to be home. If I was not frustrating. I know that they care and that home on time, there was always an angry means the world to me. I would never want mom that was waiting for me at the kitchen my parents to change. I just hope that when I table. become a parent, I inherit all of their wacky I have had a cell phone since I was twelve tendencies so that I can raise a child that years old. I always thought that it was cool knows that he or she is truly loved. that I was allowed to have a cell phone, but that none of my friends were allowed to have one. I later realized that I was allowed to have a cell phone because my parents needed me to call them even if I was going to be a half a second late getting back home from wherever I had been. I guess that they were always worried that there was some serial killer lurking in our small rural area. My mom has always been a little bit of a worrier when it came to me. I can remember when I first started jumping horses. This was something that I knew would not be to the delight of my mother. It took a while before my dad and I actually told my mother that we would even think of doing such a thing. To Gabrielle and her parents, Wayne and Arlene Boulerice. Photo courtesy of Gabrielle Boulerice this day, my mom gets nervous watching me Where have all the Grammy’s gone? Beth Ciccolella News Editor When I was younger, watching the Grammy’s was not a fun thing to do. When I was little, watching the Grammy’s involved watching a group of famous people sit in front of a stage. They would then call five of their names, pick one name, and that person would go up on the stage, and make a very long speech about how happy he or she was, and name just about every person he or she has ever known. Quite frankly, it was boring. But it was supposed to be boring, it was an awards show. This year, I really would like an answer to one question: if the Grammy’s are an awards show… WHERE were the AWARDS? The Grammy’s this year seemed to fall into a pattern. First, we have a performance. Then, we would have to sit through another performance. Then, there would be a tribute to some singer or band that did something very significant… at least 30 years ago. Finally, a group of people would get on stage, and give out an award. Once the artists received their awards, CBS would immediately go to commercial. Then the process would just start all over again. When I tune into an awards show, I want to see people receiving awards. I’m not looking for a variety show, a talent show, or any form of concert. I know that it must be a real honor to play at the Grammy’s, but this is getting a bit ridiculous. Given, there are many extra performances and awards that I did enjoy watching. For example, the tribute to the Beatles was awesome. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Vince Gil, Sting, and Dave Matthews sing together. I thought Martina McBride sang very well, and Celene Dion put on an excellent performance. I do think, however, that Sting and Sean Paul turning Roxanne into a Reggae beat, and a funk performance that seemed to last approximately fifteen minutes really were unnecessary. At least we got to see George Clinton at the end of the latter. Unfortunately, after that performance, they didn’t have the time to give an award, or even do a tribute. I yet again have two words for the reader to keep in mind: Grammy Awards. If they want a concert, why don’t they put that in a separate time slot? They might even make more money from advertising, and those of us that don’t want to watch Beyonce in a small pink shirt with a Muppet hanging off the bottom don’t have to tune in to watch. I heard someone say that Janet Jackson was “uninvited” to perform at the Grammy’s because her breast was accidentally exposed at the Super Bowl halftime show, and this offended people. According to CBS news, both Janet and Justin were told that they could be on the show- as long as they apologized. Justin apologized when he won his award, which seemed, to some people, completely inappropriate. I have a newfound respect for Janet Jackson, who decided not to attend. Can’t people get over things? Personally, I was much more offended by the “Hey Ya” performance (where girls dressed in very revealing costumes resembling Native Americans jumped out of a giant tee pee set and proceeded to “shake it like a Polaroid picture”) than I was by Janet Jackson’s breast at the Super Bowl. At least Jackson’s breast, being accidental, was a bit more tasteful. Many of the people who won extra awards really deserved them, but is this really the time to do that? When I was younger, awards shows used to list different awards that they did not have the time to give out on air before some commercial breaks. Today, there are so many performances that we are getting fewer awards. What happened to all the Grammy’s that they used to give out? The Grammy Awards show is neither the time nor the place for a talent show or a mixed concert. It is however both the time and the place, to give out the Grammy Awards. This year, however, there seemed to be a severe lack of Grammy’s, and a rigorous overdose of performances from stars that generally didn’t win a Grammy. Oh well. Hopefully the Academy will do better… The fat on skinny Jenn VanderWege Crestiad Reporter crazy, but something isn’t right here. In fact, something is horribly wrong. I felt the urge to storm out of the store because suddenly the I’m 5’5” and 115 pounds. Translation? skinny I had once known was regarded as I’m a small girl. I’m not anorexic or bulimic. large. In a medical sense, I am actually below I don’t play sports. I’m just skinny. I’ve been average weight for my height. So it appalls skinny my whole life. I work out to stay me that a clothing manufacture pushes the toned but am not an obsessive gym-user. limit on skinny. Recently however, I have been subconsciousI used to work in sales at Express. There ly told I’m fat. Do I believe it? No. But I do is a wide variety of people who shop there believe that there are hundreds of girls who every day, and we were sure to have sizes to believe that about themselves. accommodate them. However, I can only Clothing is tricky. Sometimes jeans vary imagine if a typical (average) 12 walked into in one or two sizes, and lengths vary a few Hollister. They wouldn’t be able to walk out centimeters to an inch. But in general there is with a single purchase. Not one. a range that we could assume is the bell Girls who already have issues with physicurve of clothes that fit us. cal appearance in this I try on clothing at the image-based society are Girls who already have majority of stores and head being drawn farther and farissues with physical for the extra smalls to ther away from reality. It is smalls when it comes to appearance in this clothing manufactures like tops and about a 3 or 4 Hollister that cause such an image-based society are long when it comes to obsession with appearance. being drawn farther and jeans. But I stepped into a It’s cause for worry that world where suddenly my farther away from even Hollister, who is an standard of being thin was affiliate of Abercrombie & reality. compared to a toothpick Fitch, is telling girls that, to being regarded as a log. be the “All-American They call it Hollister. It’s a hyped-up, California Girl,” you must be obnoxiously California laid-back style. I’m from thin. California, and although I haven’t met anyLightly speaking, that isn’t the truth. I am one who would set foot on a beach looking still below average in weight for my height. I like that, the clothes are unique and have a can still shop confidently knowing that I am fun flair to them. So I went shopping. thin, regardless of Hollister’s opinion of size. I picked up some shirts (smalls) and a few For the rest of you who feel the weight of different pairs of pants (sizes three and four). judgment from Hollister, here’s the skinny on To my surprise, nothing fit. I haven’t gained the fat: you’re not. any weight. So, I figure their clothing must No need for worry. I am sure it must just just be on that low end of the bell curve. But be that California smog causing measurement it wasn’t. In fact, I had to go up to a large in problems to the designers of Hollister Co. shirt size and an 8 in pant size. Now, call me Forensicate continued from page 2 stomach felt uneasy. These were the all too familiar signs of what I thought was inevitable; my longing to withdraw from my event. I entered the room and took a seat along with the four other students against whom I would be competing in this round. However, something strange happened as I took my position near the door to perform. I felt, oddly enough, completely relaxed. I even took a moment to clear my throat and bring myself “back to reality,” assuming that my nervous symptoms would return. They did not. My hands were steady and I stood firmly as I spoke of the “magic place” where one of the women in my poems meets a man who is not worth her love. As I closed the piece, I could not help but smile. I felt that I had truly done my best, and it was a wonderful feeling. My second round ran along smoothly as well, as fellow team members Amie Fox and T Stephens silently cheered me on. Much to my surprise, I advanced into finals and placed fourth among over twenty other students in my category. Even if I had placed dead last, I would have been happy with the performance I gave. I believe that being surrounded by my wonderfully positive team members is an important reason why I was successful at this competition. Karen Babson, T Stephens, Amie Fox, Allison Kazaras, Tonesha Baltimore, Maxine Tam, and Linda Baas really inspired my confidence. I would like to thank each and every one of you for giving me one of the most wonderful times of my life. This just goes to show that, when surrounded by encouraging people, even a quiet art major can “suit up” and get herself out there to the “magical place” of finals, and compete with the boldest public speaking majors that forensics can throw at her. The Crestiad - Feb. 19, 2004 - Page 4 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad OPINIONS So you think Iguanas are an “easy” pet? Amanda Hess lamp. Iguanas are cold-blooded animals and Crestiad Special stay warm by basking in sunlight. If you still don’t know what your habitat should look When most people come into the like, go visit Zeus. He has a perfect size habiBiodiversity and Conservation Biology Lab tat for one iguana. in Science Center 106, the first thing they see So, you’re still thinking about getting an is Zeus. iguana? Well, most iguanas only appreciate Zeus is a Green Iguana, somewhat small you because you feed them and change their for an iguana of his estimated age of 4 years. water. If you adopt an iguana that is more Zeus is about 28 inches long and weighs than a few months old, most likely, it won’t about 4 pounds. be too friendly. Iguanas have very sharp Zeus’s diet consists of three veggies, a teeth, and really powerful tails. Having an staple green (such as collards or dandelions), iguana bite through your finger nail isn’t a fruit, alfalfa, antacids, vitamins and minerexactly what most people consider fun. So try als, and a treat a few times a week. Zeus has to get a young iguana if you want it to be free run of the BCB lab many times each your best friend. week, and he loves to get into trouble. But These are just a few reasons why iguanas enough about Zeus; let’s learn about Iguanas are cool animals, but not necessarily cool in general. pets. I have one more fact for you before you Iguanas are herbivores, period, that’s it, make up your mind about such a pet. no discussion. If an iguana is fed meat, it can Although they are about $15 in most pet and probably will die a slow painful death stores, a proper habitat will cost you at least because it will not be able to digest the pro$150, food $100+ a year, light bulbs are tein. So if you ever hear people telling you about $75 a year (UVA and UVB lamps need they feed their iguana cat food, dog food, to be changed every 6 months and are about crickets, or any other food for or made of ani$25-$40 per bulb), and then you should have mals, yell at them, and tell them to change! your Iguana checked out once a year by a And if they don’t listen report them to your reptile veterinarian (which are hard to find, humane society for animal cruelty. Iguanas so you might have to travel a little ways to are cools pets, if treated properly. find one). So that $15 iguana has just cost Habitats are another thing. Some people you easily $325 for the first year, and another think that an iguana will only grow as big as $200 per year after that. his cage. Ha ha ha… no. Iguanas grow to be Just remember; all animals (not just iguabig, even if they are in a ten-gallon tank. nas) are wild at heart. So please take caution Iguanas live alone, too. You will usually see with any animal that you see, touch, pet, and iguanas together in nature, but not in captivikeep. ty. If you want more than one iguana, you need more than one habitat, and habitats are expensive. In every habitat you need to have lots of branches for the iguana to climb. Also, iguanas like to swim or sit in water, so they need tubs big enough to fit their bodies and some of their tails. The water needs to be changed every day because iguanas like to poo in their water. Iguanas also shed their skin every once in a while, and the water helps to get rid of the stuck on flakes, and so it is essential. The habitat also needs to have Zeus. a UVA and UVB light, along with a heat Photo by Jessica Brabant The top ten ways to tick me off Katie Fehlinger Crestiad Reporter worm. I don’t know who you are, but you succeeded in making my first few weeks as a laptop owner utterly horrendous. Just pray I People can be pretty ill-mannered and don’t catch you. downright impolite when it comes to com5. Be ignorant. I enjoy a good-natured mon sense and courtesy. Growing up, I was debate. But don’t base your argument on taught not to do certain things, so when othsomething you aren’t even informed about. ers do them, I get aggravated. Now, I don’t And make sure you are willing to see both want to go off on a mad rant here, but I will. sides of the issue, otherwise, do not bother If you really want to provoke me, do these engaging in the conversation. things. Here, in descending order, are the top 4. Betray my trust. This one ranks high ten ways to get on my last nerve: on the list for a reason. This doesn’t just 10. Drive like a moron. They call it the annoy me. It is also the easiest way to lose fast lane for a reason. Don’t drive in it if you me as a friend. plan to plod along like an elephant on 3. Disrespect me. Just the fact that I am a Valium. And while I’m on the subject, use woman has saddled me with boatloads of disyour turn signal! How respect from the opposite should I know you were sex. But it doesn’t stop My age has nothing to going to make that left? Just do with my value as a there. I have experienced it because you are in front of for other reasons, too, and me doesn’t mean I don’t human being, and it not just from men. It is not need or deserve to know certainly doesn’t make right, and no one deserves it. your next move! You irk me. A human being is a human me inferior. 9. Be unable to carry being is a human being. on an interesting conversa2. Stereotype me. If I tion. This gripe is most have to hear one more remark with regards to prevalent, at least in my experience, on first my hair color, I think I will explode. Yes, I dates. I ask, “what did you think of the am blonde, I take good care of my body, and movie?” You say, “it was good.” I say, “tell I think making good impressions is imporme about your family.” You say, “they’re tant. But please realize that I have a lot more alright.” Throw me a bone here, buddy! Is it to offer than that – things that I value much that hard to elaborate a little? Give something more than my multi-pastel lip gloss palette, back! Geez. texturizing styling spray, and mint herbal 8. Treat me as subordinate. Do not prebeauty mask. sume that you are better than me because you And finally, the number one way to tick are wearing Manolo Blahniks, you are older me off: and therefore wiser, or because your family 1. Underestimate me. There is so much has more money than mine. So what if I wear more to me than meets the eye. I am a fast designer knock-offs? I saved more than you learner, and I am quick to pick up the fact did. Guess what? My age has nothing to do that you think I won’t get it. As a result of with my value as a human being, and it ceryour underrating me, I have something to tainly doesn’t make me inferior. Oh, and if prove, not just to you, but also to myself. you think having money is more important Maybe that makes it a good thing; I try hardthan a true family bond, I’d say you have the er so that you’ll realize the unique and talentproblem, not me. ed person I am. So maybe I should thank 7. Constantly interrupt me. My exyou. But, I won’t, because your actions still boyfriend did this. Need I say more? peeve me. 6. Infect my laptop with the blaster To write a wrong Steve Hofstetter Crestiad Special Last week, I wrote about watching the Super Bowl: something stereotypically male. This week, I'm writing about drawing on your passed out friends: something proprietarily male. Women draw on people just as often, but not when the art project is drunk. Because a woman can draw on a guy whenever she wants. In Bull Durham, Susan Sarandon said that a guy will do anything if he thinks it's foreplay. And for some ridiculous reason, guys think that if a girl is paying attention to them in any form at all, he'll score. After a show at a school in North Carolina, I went back to my host's suite, where I saw a guy wearing a sharpie. He was covered with demeaning pictures and phrases, but smiling the whole time. Smiling because there was a woman at the other end of the marker. But when a woman draws pictures of male genitals on a guy, she doesn't care much for his. Girls don't usually write on each other but if a girl wants to prevent her friend from getting any, she will "help" with her makeup. When this happens, the girl emerges looking like Jackson Pollack after a hard day at the office. Men, however, only have one opportunity to write on people - and it's when a guy is passed out. Men don't write on women when they're passed out. The men try, but when a woman passes out drunk, her friends actually look out for her. Crazy, I know. The most common things a man writes on another man include a picture of male genitals (obviously an old standard) and a phrase doubting his heterosexuality. Which makes me wonder if drunk gay guys do this, only with pictures of boobs and phrases such as, "I like women." Without caring about their sexual orientation or the possible consequences, men draw on each other constantly. The possible consequences include ink poisoning and next-day butt-kickings. But there is a third, less obvious consequence that most men do not realize. You may not know this, but paramedics also write on people. That's when it gets dangerous. Sometimes a passed out friend is sicker than you origi- nally think, and has to be rushed to the hospital to get his stomach pumped. Imagine the look of confusion on the doctor's face when he's told that your friend's blood pressure is 90 over I Like Men. "Well then," he'll say. "We'll just make the incision right here at the picture of the male genitals. Thanks to the advent of digital cameras, writing on drunk guys has become more common. But I'm pretty sure it has been going on as long as men have had access to writing implements and drunk guys. I bet when Og had a little too much grog, he awoke the next morning with a terrible headache, covered in hieroglyphic pictures of male genitals. The headache was not from his hangover, rather that the writing implements were a stone and chisel. And don't think that anyone is too high class for this practice - every group of friends has had someone written on at least once. Even someone like Shakespeare wasn't immune. There was one Saturday night in, say, 1599, when Will had a few too many hearty libations, and drifted off as his friends ran for the quill pen. "Alas, poor Yorick, I like men." "Who wrote this?" Shakespeare bellowed the next morning. "Say, that first part is kind of good." He didn't say that exactly - keep in mind this is translated from the original English. The original quote was, "Say, yon kinsman, that first part is kind of good." And writing is not the only problem. Guys occasionally step it up a notch and go from drawing pictures of genitals to taking pictures of genitals. Genitals that are conveniently hanging over the face of the guy who is passed out. While all of this could be racked up as assault, I've never heard of a guy filing charges. Mainly because no one wants those types of pictures to be publicized. But there are other less legal and more funny ways of getting back at your assailant. Like getting a hot girl to write on them. Or having a sharpie handy for personal retribution. Not me though. When someone writes on me, marking them up in return would be childish and immature. I prefer a stone and chisel. Steve Hofstetter is the author of Student Body Shots, which is available at www.SteveHofstetter.com. He can be emailed at [email protected]. Hair today gone tomorrow Stacey Solt Crestiad Reporter Locks of Love is a non-profit organization that accepts hair donations and creates wigs for children with medical hair loss. Do you have a favorite body part? I do – My hair is shoulder-length now, and I my hair. love it. I feel like I have shared an important Is hair even a body part? It’s not alive, part of myself with a child in need. I’m and it doesn’t hurt to cut it. But hair is still a grateful that the only thing I’ve lost is a few very important part of a person’s self image. inches of hair, and that my grandmother is Some like it long. Others prefer short, lowstill here with us. Hair or no hair, she’s still maintenance styles. And please, are there my Grammy. Even better, we have the actually any dye virgins left? opportunity now to grow our hair together. Hair used to be my favorite body part. I I still love my hair. It may not be my used it as an outlet for my emotions – up or favorite body part anymore, but it’s still near down? Wavy or straight? I the top of my list. Without feel wavy today. I also had Without my waistmy waist-length hair I’ve a toy within easy reach – length hair I’ve been been forced to look elsehow many times have I been where for a self-esteem told not to play with my forced to look elseboost. My eyes are huge, hair? I still have eternal split where for a self-esteem but maybe “puppy dog” eyes ends and semi-greasy hair aren’t so bad. I’m losing boost. because I can’t keep my weight, and now that my hands out of my hair. attention is off my hair I’ve I loved my hair. It’s not noticed a few positive changes in my body. complete vanity – it’s the only part of my It’s also much easier to keep 7 inches off my body that I actually liked. I hate my thighs, face in the gym, versus 20 plus inches. I but that’s ok. My eyes are too big. Look at might even get the nerve to dye my hair . . . my hair! Seriously. Stop judging my body eventually. and look at my hair. It’s much nicer. I occasionally miss my long hair – I’ve My grandmother has no hair. During had long hair for over half my life and don’t chemotherapy sessions for cancer, she had know what to do with this length. But when my grandfather cut her hair before it would I see my grandmother smiling in her wig, I fall out. It broke my heart to see her in a turknow I’ve made the right choice. A hair ban while I had several feet of wavy brown donation may not be as important or life-savhair hanging down my back. ing as a blood donation, but hopefully a child So I cut it. will enjoy my hair as much as I did. During winter break I got a 13 inch “trim” and donated my hair to Locks of Love. The Crestiad - Feb. 19, 2004 - Page 5 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad NEWS In the news... Jessica Eyth Crestiad Reporter More polls, less news It's primary season again, and if you don't have an opinion you'll be banished to the periphery of the water cooler, forced to hang out with the laggards who are still gossiping about the Super Bowl halftime foibles. Not sure what the issues are? Unfamiliar with the candidates? Don't worry, it's your right as an American to have a completely uninformed opinion, and there are plenty of mass media outlets out there to help you. The 24-hour cable news networks seem to be relying on public opinion polls as their main source of information on the primary elections. The thing about public opinion polls is that they rely on- you guessed itpublic opinion, which, as we all know, is completely reliable and predictable. They keep us informed of the flavor of the moment without providing any sort of context or useful information. The next day all we have to bring to the water cooler is the fact that 43 percent of Americans believe that John Kerry had botox injections in his forehead. Interestingly, the polls also reveal that Americans know more about the candidate's cosmetic enhancements than his plan to reform health care. But who cares anyway? In this modern life we just don't have the time to research boring things like Edward's voting record or Dean's position on gun control. That's why we rely on cable news networks to keep us up-to-date on who's ahead in the race for our hearts and minds. If we're not paying attention to these things, surely the people who participate in these polls do. The best thing for us to do is just follow the crowd and root for whoever is leading in the polls. Nobody wants to back a loser. And there must be a reason Kerry's ahead besides his distinguished (and electable) good looks and his "presidential" image. Our national obsession with opinion polls and public image is turning out to be a win-win situation for both viewers and networks. They don't have to spend a lot of money or piss off advertisers by doing any real hard-hitting or in-depth reporting, and we don't have to watch any boring stories about the jobless economic recovery or Medicare reform. There's no reason why news can't be constantly entertaining. And if it's not, then there's no reason why it can't be stuffed into easily digestible clips that focus on the mud-slinging and point-scoring aspects of the primary elections. Besides, short clips leave more air time for what Americans really want to talk about at the water cooler: celebrities. Send questions or comments to: [email protected] Hero continued from page 1 instead of voicing. People noticed I signed and [they] expressed a need for someone to help with interpreting for the deaf. I have been signing for both services every Sunday since then. I love to sign. Sign language is a very beautiful and expressive language. Songs take a new meaning when signed." Hottenstein has twice earned the U.S. Presidential Service Award. The award is given to full-time students who volunteer one hundred hours per year. She says that although it varies from month to month, she usually spends at least one hundred hours per month volunteering. Hottenstein explains that through her life experiences, she has learned very much. "The loss of a child is something you can't imagine. Having a loved one murdered changes everything. As a survivor of homicide, my life has changed. I am not the same person I was six years ago. I serve because it is a way to honor the life and memory of my nephew. As long as I live, he lives." Hottenstein, who is from Center Valley, is majoring in Hispanic & Latino Studies. She has already earned a BA from Cedar Crest for American History and also has a paralegal certificate. Out lines Censorship continued from page 1 censor student newspapers is to prevent students from publishing something that could damage the reputation of the college. Cedar Crest College and other private institutions are, at heart, businesses. A bad image translates directly into lost money. While administration may not feel threatened by The Crestiad at the moment (criticisms of food and parking are time honored traditions in student newspapers, after all), this might not always be the case. Greater student involvement and positive feedback have improved the reputation of The Crestiad on campus. Student reporters are enjoying a larger and more attentive audience. This has created an incentive to tackle bigger, more challenging stories that may not always show the college in its best light. According to Ortiz, a reporter in this position could easily slip into the pit-fall of writing an un-balanced story. A story that is poorly researched or completely one-sided is the only thing Ortiz would advise students not to publish. She even supports the use of profanity, provided it's in the context of an interview or adds to the emotional impact of a story. While she normally shies away from reading the stories before they are published- a practice referred to as "prior review"- Ortiz admitted that it's almost impossible for most advisers not to at least take a peek. Since most staffers at The Crestiad are involved in multiple activities and have numerous other obligations, it sometimes takes a dedicated eye to catch little mistakes. Ortiz has dotted many an "i" and crossed many a "t," but she has never changed the content of a student's story. "Prior review," Ortiz said, "doesn't give students a real-world experience. Ideally, I would never look at the paper before it's published, but I just don't know if we're there yet." Presidential candidate update Laura Scioli Crestiad Reporter Al Sharpton has a knack for confronting, chatting, and challenging. "I do believe the [Democratic] party has moved far to the right," Sharpton said. "I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes." Although controversial, many agree with the statement. Ashley Bechtel, Freshman, said, "I think it's exactly true because politicians all argue the same thing and the only difference is how they go about it." Maynard Cressman said, "I think that what's happened over the years is the Democrats and Republicans have become so similar that they fail to offer people a real choice in political philosophies." The Reverend Al Sharpton and his strong opinions make him stand out as a candidate running for the Democratic presidential nomination. He is an ordained minister who founded the civil rights group National Action Network. Sharpton is no stranger to running for office, as he previously ran for U.S. Senate in 1992 and 1994 and for New York mayor in 1997. Sharpton offers voters a top-ten list on his web site highlighting the reasons he is running for President. A few of the main goals behind Sharpton's campaign are to raise issues that would otherwise be overlookedfor example, affirmative action and anti-death penalty policy. He wants to Strengthen our REAL national security by fighting for human rights, the rule of law, and economic justice at home and abroad. He strives to declare EDUCATION A HUMAN RIGHT and supporting H.J. Res. 29, a constitutional amendment and declare HEALTH CARE A HUMAN RIGHT and supporting H.J. Res. 30, a constitutional amendment. He also wants to rejuvenate the idea of putting AN EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDMENT FOR WOMEN (ERA) in the Constitution. For more information on Sharpton and his campaign, visit http://www.al2004.org/platform.htm or http://www.cnn.com to learn more. Freedoms worth fighting for Rose Strong Crestiad Reporter Here are a few of the latest news items to come across my desk in the past week or two. Some are good and others, not so good. It's been a roller coaster ride these days wondering just what our lawmakers are making of our laws that limit or graciously allow us to be free citizens in a country that boasts it's freedoms to the world. "We will do whatever it takes to protect, preserve and strengthen the institution of marriage against activist judges," said Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., to members of the Conservative Political Action Conference on Jan. 29. He continued by saying, "If that means we have to amend the Constitution, we will do it." On the same day, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit ruled that Florida has the right to exclude both single and partnered gay men and women from its pool of potential adoptive parents. These are scary thoughts. First: amending the Constitution to stop a basic freedom. I thought we were beyond that. Fine, if marriage is so sacred, then just give us domestic partnerships and make us equal in the eyes of the law. We have churches of our own that will "marry" us and don't need those of the religious right to tell us what's moral. It's really just so simple. Live and let live in equality. As for those 'activist' judges, it seems unless the judges rule for what the left wants they are ruling wrong. If being labeled as activist means going against an opinion, then we are all activists in our own right. Senator Frist says this term like it's a dirty word. Those activist judges are looking beyond what is a moral standard and making decisions based on equality under the Constitution. What isn't moral is removing from the adoption roster waiting list, a whole group of people willing to parent so many "at risk" children is just beyond reason. Can any one of us say our family is perfect? If we're honest, I don't think we could. Alternative families are the way our world is moving. The times of Father Knows Best and even The Brady Bunch are over. For those of us heading towards our older years, issues such as Social Security and inheritance and retirement taxes are looming over us. Here's some news that's not very comforting, but interesting nonetheless. The Human Rights Campaign (HRC) has done a study on same-sex couples about the fiscal burdens they face as they age. A finding of the potential loss of thousands of dollars in taxes and an average of $5000 in yearly Social Security survivor benefits all due to the denial to be legally married. Surviving partners are taxed heavily on retirement plans like 401K or IRA's, while heterosexual spouses can inherit plans taxfree. Gay surviving partners are charged estate taxes on property even if it is jointly owned, while this is not applicable to straight couples. A sad day for Aussie tennis fans as Martina Navratilova announced after her loss in the final mixed doubles of the Australian Open that 2004 would be her last year to play in Grand Slam Tournaments. At 47, Navratilova is one of the most accomplished athletes not just in tennis but all of sports. She won her first Grand Slam in 1973 and has won 58 titles overall. She says she's not done with tennis, just done playing the Grand Slams in Australia. What an inspiration, even when she loses. So, keep watching! Here's a bit of positive news on the HIV front. The Atlanta Journal Constitution has reported that international tests to develop a pill to prevent HIV will include gay men in the study. According to the paper, $3.5 million is devoted to the U.S. part of the study and will follow more than 400 gay men in San Francisco and Atlanta to see if the pill can stop the body from being infected by the virus. Other parts of the study will focus on women in Cambodia and Africa where most of the HIV virus has centered. There is a fear that since a vaccine doesn't seem likely in the near future that a pill to ward off the virus may lead to a rise in unprotected sex because people will feel well protected. Some positive news for gay students in Kentucky as the Boyd County school board voted 5-0 to allow a gay-straight alliance to form as any other student group and meet on school grounds with an advisor for guidance. The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) sued the school on behalf of the students and the suit was set to go to court in April. In exchange for the agreement, the ACLU has dropped its case against the school board. Wow, times have changed. I hit my milestone of 25 years as an out gay person this past January 16 and was in high school when I discovered my orientation/ lifestyle/preference or homosexuality. I couldn't have ever come out to the general population in my high school. I'd have been stoned to death. These are some brave young men and women. This is our future and I'm proud to help spread their news. Locally there are a few things happening. Pride of the Lehigh Valley (www.prideglv.org) and Metropolitan Community Church (MCC) (www.mcclv.tripod.com/MCCLV/index.html) are having a few events. On February 19 there is Latin Dancing at Merchants Square 1901 S. 12 Street, Allentown (behind Queen City Diner) from 8-9 PM to get ready for the Fiesta Latina on March 20. More on the Fiesta Latina will be announced in a future column. At MCCLV there will be Stories with Coffee at 7 PM on the first Friday of each month until summer. Stories to be announced. The church is located in Merchant's Square at the above address. If you wish to contact Rose with suggestions or comments, please feel free and be advised your email will be kept confidential. Email her at [email protected]. The Cast of the Vagina Monologues, performed on campus February 13-15, 2004. Photo courtesy of Karen Cook www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - Feb. 19, 2004 - Page 6 BLACK HISTORY MONTH Celebrate Black America Courtney Lomax Crestiad Reporter "We want the campus to recognize the sufferings of Black Americans," said Allegra Gravely, President of Sister's Inc. Sister's Inc. and the Black Awareness Student Union have prepared events and learning experiences in which Cedar Crest students may actively participate for the 78th annual Black History Month. Black History Month was created to inform Americans about the sufferings and accomplishments of Black Americans. Sister's Inc. plans to run a trip to the Blacks in Wax Museum in Baltimore, Maryland on February 21, 2004. They plan to sponsor a day of silence on February 23, 2004 in remembrance of Black Americans who suffered because of their skin color. Felisha Mitchell, a member of Sister's Inc., said that not only does Sister's Inc. want to raise awareness about the sufferings of African Americans, but also to "show the positive impact black Americans have had on society." Sister's Inc. has a mission "dedicated to awareness of minorities," Mitchell said. "We want people to develop an understanding of why black Americans are different from white Americans, but also to see the similarities," Gravely said. She explained that blacks are different because of the struggles they have gone through. The Black Awareness Student Union had displays in the TCC for the first two weeks of February. The display included a quiz testing students' knowledge on issues of black history. The cases also exhibited black Americans who have had an impact on society and history but may go unrecognized by the general public. Chloe Robinson, president of the Black Awareness Student Union said, "I'm proud that more things are being done this year in celebration of the Month." The Black Awareness Student Union is in its second semester of membership. There will be a dinner serving African cultural foods on February 26, 2004. After dinner, Reverend Edwards will speak about African and black cultures. The club will also be sponsoring a black history knowledge contest until February 27, 2004. Students have the opportunity to win prizes such as $10.00 added to flex on a meal card. Before the development of the Black Awareness Student Union "there was not much awareness of black cultures on campus," Robinson said. "We want people to experience more cultures than just their own." Although Robinson is pleased that more is being done to celebrate Black History Month, she said that it is "disappointing that there are so few faculty and staff members who are minorities." She said this absence leaves minority students with "no one to look up to in a cultural aspect." Portrait of Rosa Parks Drawing by Shannon Casey Condoleezza Rice: full of firsts Linda Misiura Crestiad Reporter Just 50 short years ago, white children and black children were forced to attend separate schools, and a law stated that black passengers must give up their seats to white passengers on all public busses. There were separate drinking fountains and separate bathrooms. Even though African Americans were freed from slavery, they were a long way from being accepted as equals of whites in America. In the 50 years since the Civil Rights Movement, America has made a few changes. Dr. Condoleezza Rice was born on November 14, 1954, the same year that segregation in schools was declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court. In an interview with Newsweek magazine, Rice said that despite growing up with racial segregation, personal expectations were high. "My parents had me absolutely convinced that, well, you may not be able to have a hamburger at Woolworth's but you can be President of the United States." By the time she was 15, Rice had graduated high school and was accepted at the University of Denver, where she graduated with a degree in political science four years later. It was while she was at Denver that Rice first became interested in Russia. This however, was no where near the end of Rice's education, who has been said to be the most educated person in the White House. Rice went on to receive her Masters degree a year later from Notre Dame University, and her Ph. D from Graduate School of International Studies at the University of Denver. At the age of 26, Rice became a part of the faculty at Stanford University's Centre for International Security and Arms Control. In 1989, she served as the Soviet affairs advisor to President George Bush Senior. Rice returned to Stanford in 1991 where she was named to the post of provost. She was not only the first woman provost but also the first non-white, and the youngest to ever take this title at the University. This was one of many of Rice's "firsts." On January 22, 2001, at the age of 47, Rice was appointed to the position of Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs, otherwise known as the National Security Advisor, of the Bush administration. She was the first woman ever appointed to the position, adding another first to the already long list, and one of the youngest. Not only does Dr. Rice have amazing leadership and teaching capabilities, she also has written several books in recent years, including Germany Unified and Europe Transformed with Philip Zelikow, The Gorbachev Era with Alexander Dallin, and Uncertain Allegiance: The Soviet Union and the Czechoslovak Army. Sitting her g r ound Laura Scioli Crestiad Reporter Rosa Parks is undoubtedly one of the most powerful and influential women in history. Everyone knows her story and her role in the Civil Rights Movement of the 1950s and 60s. Parks was 42-years old when she refused to give up her seat on a bus to a white passenger. As a black woman in 1955, Parks was indeed a minority. Even more astounding is that she was a minority living in Alabama. Segregation laws in Montgomery, Alabama were complex in 1955. After paying their fare, blacks were required to reboard through the rear entrance of the bus and take their seats in the back. Section 10 of the Montgomery City Code of 1955 states, "Negro nurses having in charge white children or sick or infirm white persons, may be assigned seats among white people." This was the exception, not the rule. If there were no vacancies in the front white section, blacks were expected to give up their seats. By fighting this oppressive law, Parks was arrested and thus started the Montgomery Bus Boycott. The boycott was one of the first organized large movements of blacks in the 20th century. Two-thirds of bus riders were black. After learning of Parks' arrest, the black community decided to suffer no more. Boycotting proved to be assertive, effective, and successful. Over a year later, the boycott ended and changed the face of Alabama and other states forever. Parks is an icon to many women and men, black and white alike. Maynard Cressman said, "Most of us don't live up to our potential like Rosa Parks did." Her books are sold almost everywhere in the country, and everyday children are taught her story. Textbooks retell the account of the woman catalyst over and over. "She should be a particular inspiration to women," Cressman said. "She helped a society recognize the suffering that black people were enduring." Joshua Daymean, a minority student at Montclair University, said, "Rosa parks should be an inspiration to both men and women. Her courage, tenacity, and pride are qualities that men and women of all nationalities should strive to emulate." Often referred to as "the woman who changed a nation", Parks has had an impact on many lives. "She has taught me about perseverance and determination, which I definitely need in college," Daymean said. 1955 was not a kind year to blacks or women, and Parks defied the domination of a white-controlled America. "We were in a deep sleep and she woke us up," Cressman said. "Rosa Parks had courage, insight, and acted out of love." To view the Montgomery law regarding segregation on buses, visit http://home.att.net/~reniqua/code1.htm. Absent from the spotlight: Carol Moseley Braun Iva Tchomakova Crestiad Reporter One candidate in the Democratic primary race that did not become entrenched in the media hype and was consistently overlooked was perhaps the one that deserved a different kind of attention. Carol Moseley Braun was not only one of two AfricanAmerican democratic candidates, but she was the only woman to enter the platform. Often overlooked, her candidacy for the democratic post was short and obscure, causing her early withdraw from the race. Most notably Braun was ignored at the democratic debates and was asked only one question as to the nature and significance of the "black vote." Perhaps Braun's ambiguity in the race was due to the fact that she was the only female candidate running against such powerhouse names as Lieberman, Kerry, and Dean. Braun is indeed a veteran in the political arena, as she served between 1992 and 1998 as senator of Illinois. In fact, this is what makes Braun all the more noteworthy, as she is the only African-American person to serve in Congress as a democrat, moreover the only woman to do so. It seems that in the haul of the primaries everyone either forgot or chose not to focus on Braun as a serious candidate. Aside from being a former senator, she was an ambassador to New Zealand, and has served many years in the legislature as a policy maker and as an advocate for diversity, women's issues, and education. She has won dozens of awards in various disciplines. After reviewing her slim chances of gaining momentum in the race, Braun dropped out of it gracefully and endorsed Howard Dean's campaign. "I am here today to thank those Iowans who were prepared to stand for me in Monday's caucuses and ask that you stand instead for Howard Dean," she said. Braun's camp commented that she was no longer hopeful that her campaign would influence nor generate the attention and subsequent votes as she had hoped. She issued an official statement on her website thanking her followers and seeking their blessings, and votes in supporting other democratic candidates that shared similar stances on issues as she did. "I hope you will join me in helping Governor Howard Dean win the nomination - but whichever democrat you choose to support now, we will all work together to get George Bush out of the White House come November!" Correction The Crestiad would like to apologize for cutting off “Martian mysteries” on page 6 in the February 5, 2004 issue. The last sentence in full should read as follows: "But most of our resources should be reserved for taking care of our own planet Earth, and making sure that it remains a good home for us." www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - Feb. 19, 2004 - Page 7 LIFESTYLES Oasis Sun Spa Tanning Salon Bath & Body Shoppe Customer Appreciation Weekend! Friday Saturday Sunday All Retail 15%-75% Off Tanning Lotions Bath & Body Products Bath Accessories Candles-Swim Suits-Gift Bags Oasis Apparel February 20th February 21st February 22nd 9:30-9:00 9:30-6:00 9:30-4:00 Enter to Win! $200 A l l Ta n Packag es on Sale! Bed Tans Only $3.00 349 S. 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Butz Hall 1st Place ($100.00): Stefanie Frace 2nd Place ($75.00): Larissa Hall 3rd Place ($50.00): Andrea Aslin 4th Place ($25.00): Karen Cook 5th Place ($10.00): Meghan Barr Moore and Curtis Halls 1st Place ($100.00): Dana Schrantz 2nd Place ($75.00): Jennifer Shaffer 3rd Place ($50.00): Gretchen Kowalik 4th Place ($25.00): Tamera Weaver 5th Place ($10.00): Laura Anderson Commuters 1st Place ($100.00): Helena Mora-Jenson 2nd Place ($50.00): Anjali Raval Healthiest Hall: Moortis Steinbright Hall 1st Place ($100.00): Katie Brown 2nd Place ($75.00): Renee Crane 3rd Place ($50.00): Bri O'Neill 4th Place ($25.00): Stacey Solt 5th Place ($10.00): Melissa Green Steinbright had the most participants, but Moore & Curtis had the highest average score of all the halls! The hall will be added to a plaque in the Fitness Center. I had the...Time of my life The 2004 winter formal was held at the Hotel Bethlehem on February 13. It was organized by the class of 2005. The night began with a formal dinner and ended with dancing until midnight. Left: Laura Scioli and her date, Josh Daymean. Above: Students on the dance floor Photos by Tonesha Baltimore American heart month Stacey Solt Crestiad Reporter On February 2, President George W. Bush declared February 2004 the 41st annual American Heart Month. “During American Heart Month, I urge all Americans to learn more about heart health and to reduce their risk factors for serious heart conditions. By making healthy choices, we can live longer and better lives,” said Bush. Over 64 million Americans suffer from heart disease. Forms of heart disease include stroke, congestive heart failure, and high blood pressure. Many of the factors that cause these diseases are often avoidable through diet, exercise, and other healthy habits. For example, diabetes (a major cause of heart disease in America) can be prevented or better controlled through regular exercise, healthy diet, and possibly medication. Obesity can also be prevented or overcome through moderate diet and exercise. “Research has shown that men and women who lead healthy lifestyles, including making healthy food choices, getting regular exercise, maintaining a healthy weight, and choosing not to smoke or drink excessively, can significantly decrease their risk of heart disease,” said Bush. In a team effort to improve the nation’s health, first lady Laura Bush is also campaigning nation-wide for women’s heart health. Because the traditional signs of heart disease, such as chest pain and shortness of breath, are less likely to be seen in women, the idea of a female heart attack is often dismissed by doctors and female patients. Women suffering from a heart attack are more likely to experience indigestion or backache, fatigue, or numbness - symptoms not often associated with a heart attack. More women than men die of heart disease each year, possibly due to this lack of knowledge. Just in time for American Heart Month 2004, the American Heart Association has released guidelines for the prevention of heart disease in women. Their figures show that roughly half a million women die of heart disease and stroke each year. This is more than the next seven causes of death combined – including breast cancer and other types of cancer. “(Heart Disease) develops over time and every woman is somewhere on the continuum,” stresses Dr. Lori Mosca, who helped in the creation of the American Heart Association’s new guidelines. This means that while all women are at risk for heart disease, as young women we have the best chance to reverse our bad habits now and reduce our risk of dying from heart disease later in life. The new prevention guidelines encourage 30 minutes of exercise most days, quitting smoking, and nutritional supplements of omega-3 and folic acids. They also discourage the over-prescribing of hormone replacement therapy in postmenopausal women. The Crestiad - Feb. 19, 2004 - Page 9 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad LIFESTYLES The perfect fit(nesswear): part I By Katie Fehlinger Crestiad Reporter When working out, it’s easy to feel unmotivated. Doing the same routine week after week at the same gym while looking at the same people can get pretty dull very quickly. Need a fast fix? Changing a lethargic attitude can be as simple as stocking up on some cool workout apparel. In this first segment of a two-part article, we’ll take a look at cool new trends and fitness apparel tips guaranteed to keep you energetic about working out and help you stick to your program. Studies have shown that 80 to 90% of women are dissatisfied with their bodies and are uncomfortable displaying them for others to see. Yet it’s a commonly known fact that when you feel good in an outfit, your self-esteem is boosted. The same goes for workout clothing. The key here, though, is that you choose exercise clothes that not only feel and look good, but also perform well for whatever activity you are doing. The best dressed and most successful exercisers dress for function, not for fashion. New workout clothing lines offer the latest in body-cooling technology. Regular cotton absorbs water, leaving you damp and sticky, so it’s best to select clothes made of synthetic fabrics such as Lycra, CoolMax and other brands. These innovative materials whisk away sweat and dry quickly, keeping you cool and comfortable. They come in the form of shirts, tank tops, shorts, and other attire. They also come in a rainbow of colors! Speaking of rainbows, when considering what colors and patterns to wear, keep in mind that black is slimming and that a stripe down the side of the leg can make your legs look longer. However, glowing, vibrant colors like hot pinks, oranges, lime greens, and yellows automatically brighten your senses because the colors are so stimulating. Wearing such hues can up your energy level. So, instead of that pale gray Fruit of the Loom T-shirt, throw on an aquamarine tank top! It’s important that you outfit yourself in clothes specific to the needs of your workout. For walking, just wear a loose pair of shorts and a T-shirt. But when lifting weights or doing Pilates or yoga, you might prefer to wear tighter clothes, because they won’t get in the way of any movements and you’ll be able to monitor your technique more easily. Wear tank tops or something form-fitting if you’re doing high-energy aerobics; who would want her sleeves flapping around on her arms during a workout? For women, one of the most important staples of fitness fashion is a quality, wellfitted sports bra. “You don’t want to droop or sag, but you don’t want the fit to be so tight that it chafes your skin or leaves marks,” says Denise Austin, famed health and fitness guru. Austin recommends that you try on a number of different bras, and move around in them as you would when working out to determine the best fit. Also, check the tags for any additional product information. Some bras have ratings for different sports and levels of impact. A key element to remember: when working out, you need to dress to dissipate heat, not collect it. The main areas where the body rids itself of heat are the head, the armpits and the groin/leg area. Dress to accommodate your body’s needs. If you plan to do a lot of cardio, don’t wear a hat or thick sweatpants. Your skin will need to breathe once you begin to sweat. The best places to find quality fitness attire are sporting goods stores. While you’ll have to open your wallet pretty wide for the brand name fitness gear, take comfort knowing that the materials will hold up much longer than the cheaper brands and survive the wear and tear of numerous rigorous workouts. (Tip: Check out brand name outlet stores like Nike, Adidas, or Reebok. It’s an easy way to stock up on quality gear without breaking the bank.) Plus size exercise clothes are available at Target. Watch for the final segment of this two-part article when we’ll take a look at athletic shoes. I’ll discuss the proper techniques for selecting the right shoe for any workout program or routine, ways of preventing injury, arch advice, and tips and recommendations from the experts. Mmm... good recipes Garden Vegetable Soup Ingredients 2/3 cup of sliced carrot 1/2 cup of diced onion 2 garlic cloves, minced 3 cups fat-free broth (beef, chicken or vegetable) 1 1/2 cup diced green cabbage 1/2 cup green beans 1 tablespoon tomato paste 1/2 teaspoon dried basil 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 cup diced zucchini Instructions In large saucepan sprayed with nonstick cooking spray, saute the carrot, onion, and garlic over low heat until softened, about 5 minutes. Add broth, cabbage, beans, tomato paste, basil, oregano, and salt; bring to a boil. Lower heat and simmer, covered, for about 15 minutes or until beans are tender. Stir in zucchini and heat 3-4 minutes. serve hot. Important Election Dates Be sure to vote Wednesday, March 3 for the 2004-2005 SGA President, HJB Chair and SAB Chair. Nominations for the Butz prize and Crest Awards start this day. Packets and petitions are due February 27th. Speeches are tentatively scheduled for March 2 at either 11 AM or 9:45 PM in the café. Yellow Cake Surprise Ingredients 1 Yellow Box Cake Mix 15 ounces of Ricotta Cheese 2/3 cup Sugar 3 Eggs Heart health tidbits Jennifer Woytach Crestiad Reporter Cardiovascular diseases (CVD) are the number one killer of women and men. These diseases cause nearly one death per minute among females, which is about half a million female lives every year. CVD kills more people than the next seven causes of death combined, including breast cancer for women, and prostate cancer for men. In every year since 1984, cardiovascular diseases have claimed the lives of more women than men, especially after the age of fifty-five. While many people believe that CVD only affects elderly people, children are also at risk for heart disease. CVD ranks as the third highest cause of death, after conditions originating in the perinatal period and accidents, for children under age 15. In 2001 about 197,000 cardiovascular procedures were performed on children age 15 or younger. Thousands of babies are born each year with congenital cardiovascular defects. These defects claim more lives than any other kind of congenital defects- about 2,200 lives a year of children under age 15. About one million Americans have congenital cardiovascular defects and twenty-five percent of those are children. Recently, President George W. Bush proclaimed February 2004 as American Heart Month. During this time, people are encouraged to consider their risk factors for heart disease and alter their lifestyles. More than sixty-four million Americans suffer from one or more forms of cardiovascular disease, including high blood pressure, coronary heart disease, congestive heart failure, stroke, and congenital heart defects. There are many risk factors that can lead to heart disease, including high blood pressure, high blood cholesterol, diabetes, smoking, unhealthy diet, lack of physical activity, and being overweight. A family history of heart attack under the age of fiftyfive is also a big risk factor. While risk factors that are genetic cannot be controlled, many of these factors can be [controlled]. By keeping these risk factors in mind, one can decrease their risk of heart disease. The most common form of heart disease is coronary artery disease. This disease represents the gradual build-up of primarily fat and cholesterol on the inside walls of the coronary arteries. These coronary arteries supply the heart muscle itself with the oxygen and nutrients it needs. The build-up in the vessels slows (or even stops) the amount of blood that flows to the heart muscle. When the heart no longer receives enough blood to function properly, part of the heart can die causing a heart attack or even death. There are many preventative measures one can take to lower their chances of suffering from CVD. The most important thing a person can do is to maintain a healthy lifestyle and become educated about heart disease. There are many informative sources available on the Internet, including: http://www.americanheart.org; http://www.diagnosisheart.com/; www.nhlbi.nih.gov/index.htm. Athlete of the week The Athlete of the Week for February 2nd through the 8th is: Ashley Broski. Ashley is a freshman basketball player from Woodville, OH, who during that week averaged 23 points, 6.5 rebounds and 1.5 assists per game, including a career-high 30point game against Arcadia. For that week she received an Honorable Mention in the voting for Pennsylvania Athletic Conference Player of The Week, an honor she has received several times this season. She has also been the Cedar Crest Athlete of the week several times. Nice job, Ash! The Athlete of the Week for February 9th through February 15th is: Amanda Swartz. Amanda is a sophomore basketball player from Elysburg, PA, who over three games last week averaged 8 points, 2 rebounds and 2 steals, including a careerhigh 13-point game against Wesley. Anyone who has watched her play can see that her value to the team extends far beyond her numbers. For the week, she was nominated for consideration in the voting for Pennsylvania Athletic Conference Player of The Week. Nice job, Amanda! National spay day In observance of Spay Day, USA, the Lehigh Valley Animal Rights Coalition will have a table at the South Mall, 3300 Lehigh Street, Allentown, on February 27 and 28 from noon to 8:00 p.m. We will be educating the public by distributing literature on the importance of spaying and neutering animal companions. Coloring books and comic books will be available for children. Spay Day, USA is a national project of the Doris Day Animal Foundation Washington, D.C. The Foundation is offering $100 Gift certificates for Petsmart to 5 lucky people nationwide who qualify by having an animal companion spayed or neutered in the months of February and March. Applications for this prize will be available at our table. Instructions Make the Yellow Cake mix according to the direction and put in a 9x12 inch pan. Pour the mixture of ricotta cheese, sugar and eggs over the cake mix and bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees. Use icing if desired. Try a great new healthy soup in the dorm the next time your nose starts running or you are just plain cold. Are you looking for a great way to increase your income and be your own boss? Correction If so, here’s something to get excited about… The Crestiad would like to apologize for cutting off “Cervical health month” on page 8 in the February 5, 2004 issue. The last sentence in full should read as follows: “If any woman has a concern about cervical cancer or Pap testing, it is imperative that she contacts her gynecologist or uses the resources available on the Internet to educate herself.” For information, call Michelle at 610-395-6077 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - Feb. 19, 2004 - Page 10 FLIBBERTIGGIBETY Skrape lead singer, Billy Keeton, talks with The Crestiad Nadia Mohammad Managing Editor While Florida was pumping out teeny-boppers there were bands trying to keep the soul of rock music alive. No, we're not talking about Creed, but a more hard-core edgier group, better known as Skrape. The band's 2001 debut New Killer America created some notable hits on the rock charts. Currently promoting their latest release, Up the Dose, lead singer Billy Keeton talked to The Crestiad about touring in Japan, the new album and of course, his favorite Golden Girl. The Crestiad: How's promoting Up the Dose going? What kind of feedback have you been getting? Billy Keeton: So far, so good. We're right in the middle of it, it's been going well. TC: What song on the album do you like to play live best? BK: I prefer playing The Ocean best. TC: How do you think the band has evolved since making New Killer America? BK: We've evolved enormously. Our first record was put together with a different guitar player. So it had a different sound, different metal qualities. This album is more indicative of the core of the band. We wanted to have a more universal sound and not make the same record twice. TC: There's a bit of a mystical sound in some of the songs, whose idea was that? BK: It was actually a sound that was in us from the beginning. I think when we switched guitar players and got Randy we got a newer sound, it's more organic, "mystical" as you put it. TC: The lyrics are pretty dark and somber, are they reflective of personal experience? BK: Absolutely. Everybody has things that they like to talk about in this business. We just took everything that we were going through and had gone through up to that moment and made a record. TC: What have been some of your biggest musical influences growing up? BK: Personally, I was moved by the grunge movement when that happened, I think I caught the tail end of it though. I was also influenced by lots of the quintessential rockers - Ozzy and Black Sabbath. Now my influences kinda range all over. TC: What was it like playing in Japan and Korea? How do the crowds compare to here in America? BK: You'd be surprised by how many people speak English over there. Something about their culture they're tightly knit, stick 3040,000 of them together at a rock concert and they're all jumping in unison - there are no mosh pits, they all jump together, a lot different from the U.S. I like it all. Playing here…like these are my roots. I think theirs is a big rock scene. I don't think we realize it over here. But if you're a band and you tour, you get to see the scene over there. They're a little behind the trends. Kinda like being in a fantasy world anything goes. They're not really receptive to core American style, if you're a little different, they like it. TC: Now that you guys aren't on tour what have you guys been doing? Do you have more free time? BK: We made some choices that put a roadblock in front of that. We just wanted to switch gears and make some different plans. That particular tour was a great tour but it could have been better. Right now, we are working the video for our new single Up the Dose. We'll probably head right back on tour at the end of February or early March. TC: What did you want to be growing up? Did you have any other jobs before settling on music? BK: My mother could probably attest to this - I started out wanting to be exactly where I am right now. Around 14 I started performing in nightclubs; I knew I wanted to do this at a very young age. I was lucky cause my parents really nurtured my desire. TC: Do you listen to mainstream top 40 at all? Any guilty pop pleasures? BK: <laughs> Sometimes, yeah, but I don't really listen to the radio much. I'm really such a true artist I only listen to true music. I take pride in my Frank Sinatra collection. I listen to Tom Waits and Tom Jones. I hope that people will like our music though it's a little left of mainstream. TC: How would you like to see music change in the next decade? BK: I would definitely like to see a change in the bands that are out there. The market is so saturated. Fifteen years ago record labels weren't signing as much; you had to be special to get signed. I'd like to see labels take more interest in bands that are original and genre defining. TC: That seems to be a trend. Favorite Golden Girl? BK: My favorite Golden Girl would probably be the one that was in the middle, age-wise. She was the cute one… TC: Blanche? BK: Yeah, there you go. TC: When are you guys going to hit the road again? Think you'd stop by CCC? BK: An all female school, absolutely, all you gotta do is give us an invite. TC: Ok. We're giving you a few seconds to convince our readers to buy your album. In 15 words or less do your best promo. BK: Well we started out with a great effort with New Killer America. We went back to the woodshed, came up with this master pieces of audio that stands out from any other. Put it on and crank it up, you will hear that it sounds nothing like any other record out there. Chitter Chat Jill dishes the latest gossip on your fave celebs! Jillian Dawson Crestiad Reporter Alex Trebek, host of the hit game show Jeopardy, was not seriously hurt after an automobile accident earlier this month. The 63-yearold had fallen asleep in his pickup truck and sailed off the road. After a man at the Hard Rock Hotel's jewelry store in Las Vegas tried to escape with a $40,000 diamond ring on his hand, Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean came to the rescue. Apparently the raspy voice singer took the thief down in the parking lot. B2K have a new front man. Brandy's little brother, Ray J, will be filling in the spot of Omarion, who left earlier this year to pursue a solo career. Due to Justin Timberlake's scandalous performance at the Super Bowl halftime show earlier this month, Nsync's J.C Chasez was bumped from performing at the NFL Pro Bowl game. Since Janet Jackson was knocked from the Grammy Awards, which are presented by the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences, her boyfriend, Jermaine Dupri, showed his support for her by resigning his position of president of the Recording Academy, Atlanta chapter. Also, Barbara Walters has called it quits after 25 years of being on ABC's 20/20. She will be leaving the famous show in September but will continue her daytime talk show, The View. Talk has it that super R&B couple Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas and Usher Raymond haven’t "got it bad" for one another anymore. Supposedly their long time romance has come to an end. Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro will be back on the big screen together. The duo will be teaming up to film the sequel to Meet the Parents. Dustin Hoffman will also be joining the cast as Stiller's father, and rumor has it that Barbara Streisand may be playing the part of his mother. Original cast members Blythe Danner and Teri Polo will also be returning. Meet the Fockers will be coming to a theater near you in late December. Rumor has it that Beyonce may be planning a wedding soon. It's been said that she and her boyfriend, Jay-Z, may be ready to tie the knot in the near future. Adam Sandler's English bulldog, 4year-old Meatball, has died of a heart attack. Meatball was the ring bearer at the comedian's wedding, and was also featured in a short film that can be seen on the Eight Crazy Nights DVD and MTV's Diary of Adam Sandler. Bet you didn’t know... Meet Mariam Quiñones from Parkhurst! Laura Scioli Web Editor The Crestiad: If you could vacate to one place in the world, where would you go? Mariam: Hawaii, I've always wanted to go there. TC: Do you have any hidden talents? MQ: I'm an awesome cook. TC: What's your favorite time of the day? MQ: The morning…just to see my kids and my husband are up and safe. TC: What's your most precious CD in your collection? MQ: Kenny G. I love jazz. TC: Do you have children? MQ: Yes, two. That's enough. TC: What do you like most about Cedar Crest? MQ: The girls. I've always said it. TC: What makes you most happy? MQ: My job. I get up every morning looking forward to coming to this place. TC: What's your biggest fear? MQ: Not knowing how I'm going to die. TC: And lastly, who's your favorite TV character? MQ: John Ritter. It TC: If you could have Mariam Quiñones greets students and faculty was so sad when he one super human power, every day with a smile at lunch Photo by Jessica Brabant passed. I really liked what would it be? him. MQ: X-ray vision. Ani DiFranco takes an Educated Guess Rose Strong Crestiad Reporter This new release by DiFranco shows her to be a bit more mellow than her prior achievements, but no less feisty. She takes this whole ball of wax into her own hands and melds it into a recording worth a listen. DiFranco not only wrote and sings all the tunes but, for the first time in her career, produced and engineered the recording by herself in her home studio. The result is a bit calmer than say her 1993 CD, Puddle Dive. That recording had tunes like 4th of July and Egos Like Hairdos that offered a throatier, harsher sound that exuded much more anger than this latest effort. 1998’s Little Plastic Castle seemed to be a middle ground, showing DiFranco’s audience something a bit more gentle, but still with an edge. Educated Guess starts out with a 21-second poem read by DiFranco entitled ‘Platforms’ that exhibits her exquisite ability to rhyme and set a stage in only a few words. She flips back and forth from song to spoken word so effortlessly with the minimalism of one guitar and her voice that the two fuse together from one into the other with the listener never missing a beat. DiFranco’s way with lyrics seem to come so simply, yet shine through with such vivid imagery that you have to stop and read the liner notes to be sure you heard it right. In the song Origami she announces that she’s an ‘all powerful amazon warrior’ in the first verse then says, ‘I’ll be your never ending vending machine,’ in another. Singing of love’s turmoil and her obvious issues with capitalism and her love of America, DiFranco takes her melodic cadences and spoken words and weaves a powerful grouping of songs on this CD. A bit more mature or maybe just well ripened and full-bodied like a fine wine after all these years, but DiFranco is still the strong, independent woman her fans have come to know and love. The Crestiad - Feb. 19, 2004 - Page 11 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad FLIBBERTIGGIBETY “And now ladies and gentlemen, our feature presentation...” The Book Nook Monster: A u t o b io g r a p h y o f a F a t B r i d e : T r ue T a le s o f a P r e t e nd Ad u lt h o o d A sure contender for the Oscars By Iva Tchomakova Crestiad Reporter Monster is one of those movies that stands out in my mind as being very vivid and violent, yet the shock value is not in the images to which you are subjected, as is the realization that it is based on a true story. The movie is multi-faceted and could even be viewed as a love story. Based on a true story, Hollywood bombshell Charlize Theron brilliantly portrays Aileen Wuornos; a prostitute who was on a murder rampage in the early 90's, eventually killing seven men in the span of a year. Aileen was a troubled child and teenager, experiencing much abuse and angst, which lead her down the path of prostitution at an early age. After being brutally raped by one of her clients, she seeks to find revenge on any other that might cause harm unto her. Theron, an ex-model and A-list movie star prepared heavily for the role. She gained over thirty pounds and was assigned a make-up team to virtually transform her into Aileen. Theron's performance is highly realistic and captivating, definitely worthy of the Golden Globe she received, and of her Oscar nomination. Selby (Christina Ricci) is bound to evoke pity and rage from the audience, as Starring: Charlize Theron, Christina Ricci, Bruce Dern, Lee Tergesen, Bubba Baker Rating: R Duration: 1 hr. 49 min she plays Aileen's naïve and demanding lover. This movie contains strong violence, nudity, and foul language. I would not recommend it to people under age 17. A By Rose Strong Crestiad Reporter This book is funny. I just had to say that. It's been a while since the written page had me laughing so hard my sides hurt and tears streamed down my face, but Notaro's essays are just that funny. In a follow-up to her debut of The Idiot Girls Action-Adventure Club, Autobiography of a Fat Bride is a collection of essays, rather than a series of her columns from the Arizona Republic for which she writes. Notaro has encapsulated the trials and tribulations of finding every possible loser a woman could in her attempt to "couple-up." There's the guy who she catches moving out on her without leaving even a goodbye note and stealing her stereo to boot. He later comes back to haunt her with the possibility of having given her a venereal disease! She reminisces about the boyfriend she visited and realized there was more than just a drinking problem going on with him when she noticed a Special Olympics trophy on his shelf and he tells her it's his. She finally finds Mr. Right. Although she thinks the only way to keep him in that role is to keep him drunk, Notaro realizes that's not the way to a man's heart. So, she cooks him cutlets. Her Italian ancestry gives her the innate ability to batter, bread and fry any form of flattened meat. Going for the digestive tract rather than the central nervous system helps her reel Mr. Right, right on in and off they wed. Wedded bliss only lasts so long before Notaro finds something else to be neurotically, albeit humorously concerned about. This book runs the gamut of strange, weird and hysterical scenarios all in the way Notaro spins the tales. From buying a falling down house to baby sitting her nephew to make peace with her sister. Getting tampons clogged in her toilet and having to be home to let the plumber in to finding a way to get a closer look at a 'tumor' of chewing gum on her old dogs butt. Notaro is every woman's deranged and neurotic best friend. She's the one who calls you in the middle of the night to figure out where the thong came from in the dryer, swearing her husband is having an affair only to find another, more mundane outcome. I'll let you read that one to find out the ending. A refreshing book to take your mind off the weather or a good read before hitting the pillow, Autobiography of a Fat Bride is like taking a walk with your best friend and hearing all those thoughts she wouldn't say to anyone but yourself. Attention Cedar Crest Seniors! Juniors! Prospective Interns! Meet with employers seeking NEW COLLEGE GRADUATES! Wednesday, February 25, 2004 10:00 a.m. – 5:00 p.m. Holiday Inn, Fogelsville, PA (Junction Routes 100 & I-78) This is a FREE EVENT, one copy of your resume required at the door. Sponsored by Albright College, Allentown Business School, Alvernia College, Cedar Crest College, DeSales University, East Stroudsburg University, Kutztown University, Lafayette College, Lehigh Carbon Community College, Lehigh University, Moravian College, Muhlenberg College, Northampton Community College, PSU-Berks-Lehigh, Reading Area Community College, Lehigh Valley Association of Independent Colleges (LVAIC) and secretcareers.com. PROFESSIONAL ATTIRE IS REQUIRED - BRING PLENTY OF RESUMES Log on to www.lvcce.org for a list of participating employers Contact the Career Planning Office for further details. Transportation will be provided for students who sign up in the Career Planning Office. The Crestiad - Feb. 19, 2004 - Page 12 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad FLIBBERTIGGIBETY Performing arts at the Crest STSTRAVEL.COM Proof to open this weekend Join America’s #1 Student Tour Operator CANCUN ACAPULCO JAMAICA BAHAMAS FLORIDA Jennifer Woytach Crestiad Reporter definitely has it's funny moments. David Auburn [the playwright] uses language in such a clever and poignant way. It makes the Cedar Crest College will be presenting show like real life-a drama and a comedy." the play Proof beginning this weekend. Romano also noted the different Proof, written by David Auburn, is one of aspects of the play. "I thought it [the script] the most acclaimed new American plays and seemed very interesting. It has a mix of difin 2001 was awarded a Tony for best play ferent things in it. Things such as comedy, and Pulitzer Prize for drama. seriousness, lessons learned, and interesting Proof is the story of Catherine, an relationships. It is very entertaining." young woman who has spent years caring Both stars of the play agree that workfor her ill father. Catherine is in a dispute ing with director Tim Brown was a positive with her sister Claire over the responsibility experience in itself. "Tim is of her father's care. More a fabulous director with an complications in the rela"I thought it [the script] uncommon insight into the tionship rise when a seemed very interesting. hearts and minds of characmathematical proof is It has a mix of different ters. He also has a great found in their father's sense of humor and is a notebook. Catherine things in it. Things such pleasure to be involved in claims that it was she, not as comedy, seriousness, making a show with him," her father, who discovsaid O'Keefe. lessons learned, and ered this proof. She is "I worked with Tim now worried about interesting relationships. Brown when he directed whether she has inherited It is very entertaining." Dear Edwina. I was her father's instability, Assistant Stage Manager. rather than his genius. When I worked with him on that, I was realBrenna O'Keefe, a senior English ly hoping that I would get the opportunity to major/gender studies minor, stars as act in one of his shows, so I was very pleasCatherine and Angela Romano, a sophomore antly surprised when he chose me for Proof. fine arts and psychology major stars as Tim is an amazing director," Romano added. Claire. Proof runs February 19, 20, 21, 27 & Both O'Keefe and Romano have starred 28 at 8:00 p.m. and February 22 at 2:00 p.m. in and worked behind the scenes on several in the Samuels Theatre in the Tompkins plays here at Cedar Crest. Their combined College Center. Tickets are $10, $8 and $5 efforts include The Children's Hour, As You in advance and $12, $10 and $6 at the door. Like It, Beautiful Bodies, Stepping Out, For more information, please contact the Getting Out, Holiday Punch II, Dear Cedar Crest College Box Office at 610-606Edwina, and Just So. When asked if she 4608. could compare Proof to any of these, O'Keefe stated, "No. Proof is a drama, but it Sell Trips, Earn Cash, Go Free! 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