Bad Luck Brianis - Ruairí McNicholas
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Bad Luck Brianis - Ruairí McNicholas
PCHMAGAZINE MAGAZINE2012/2013 2012/2013 PCH ys! Hon the bo 2 Contents 4 5 6 8 10 12 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 23 25 26 28 36 41 42 44 46 52 53 54 55 56 57 59 60 61 62 67 68 Principals Address Guess Who? Art Competition Autocorrect Fails/ Ordering McDonalds Thank You For The Music Photo Competition The Club With No Name Survey Results Craic at Waltons Girls Gaelic Football U-17 Soccer Student Talent Padraic Cunningham Bad Luck Brian Bitta Bant With The Lads The 5th Year Oscars Class Photos Transition Year Maths Eyes TY Title Holders Leaving Cert Grammys Leaving Cert Photos Leaving Cert Tribute Are You Aware? Horoscopes Big Brother Big Sister/Library Punny Pictures/ Modern Family East Meets West Orchestra Jamming in Clifden/TY Work Experience Back in the Bog/Who’s that Baby? Boys Gaelic Football Boys Soccer Seachtain na Gaeilge Awkward Moment When/ F1 in Schools 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Poetry Competition Winning Essay Recipe for Sucess/Finark Tiny Dancer in my Hand/Comic Strip Corn Fhursa Magazine Committee Words of Wisdom Magazine designed by Red Star Designs, redstardesigns.net 3 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Principals Address W elcome to the latest edition of our annual school magazine. As usual, it is full of colour and exciting articles. It is also a record of a year filled with remarkable achievements and efforts both inside and outside the classroom. Well done to the students and staff of our great school on their wonderful work. The marvellous All-Ireland success in the Walton’s Music for Schools competition; the sweet Connacht final victory for our under-17 boys’ soccer team, following a valiant performance in the senior final; the teamwork and initiative evinced in the unique Aware Day – these and many other events will keep 2012-13 alive for the memory of the school community for a long time.Congratulations to everyone involved in bringing this bright and engaging publication to you, the reader. 4 It showcases a wide range of talents. Well done to the various writers, artists and photographers who submitted their work; the diligent, enterprising editorial team; and Mr. Brendan O’Mahony, who has carefully guided the editors in their fine work. Well done also to Ruairi McNicholas who laid out the entire magazine. It is the first time a student has designed the magazine. Happy reading! James Whyte, Principal A note from Mr.Martin I would like to congratulate Mr. O’Mahony and his team for all the effort, dedication and creativity that went into producing this years School Magazine. The magazine has evolved over the years into a publication which embodies the spirit, ingenuity, talent and hard work of our school’s community. I commend all students and staff alike who have contributed to this year’s edition and hope it continues to inspire the present and future generations of PCH. Noel Martin, Vice Principal PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Guess Who ??? By Ruairi MCNicholas and Conor Dever Working as a teacher is a tough job, so tough that several teachers have decided to pack their bags, hand Mr.Whyte their resignation forms, and start a new life. Some of them have taken up rather odd occupations. This captain builds ships from wood. 5 THIS TEACHER IS ALWAYS SHPINNIN’ AROUND THE PLACE. This FRENCH FELLOW IS STUCK IN BLACK AND WHITE. tHIS cLOWN LIKES JUGGLING maths EQUATIONS. PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Art Competition 6 by Ann Moroney - 2nd Year Junior Winner By Eimear Joyce - 5th Year - Senior Winner By Eoin O’toole - 2nd Year By Maija Makela - 5th Year PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 by Emma O’Sullivan 7 BY Suliat Fuja - 2nd Year PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Auto Correct Fails... 8 By Genna Monahan How to order McDonalds Using a McDonalds Drive-thru is so easy and convenient, but wouldn’t it be much better if it was more fun! Here are a few tips to order a McDonalds Drive-thru the right way (The fun way)! • Say “amen” after you have made your order. • Order a large cheese pizza. • When someone asks if they can take your order, simply announce “I could tell you… but then I’d have to kill you”. • Answer their questions with questions (e.g.: They ask, “Would you like a drink with that?” You answer, “Would you like a drink with that?”) . • Sing your order. • Spell your order. • Talk about your social life. • If they ask you what drink you’d like, become disorientated and panic saying, “I can’t choose their all too good!”. • Change your accent every three seconds. • Start your order with “ I would like…” a little later, slap yourself and say “NO YOU DON’T!”. • Ask to rent a burger. • Ask if there’s a warranty on your meal. • Order just one fry. • Order two different meals, then say “ Oh wait I can’t, they’ll start fighting”. • Ask for the person who took your order the last time, stating that, “Nobody understands you like they do”. • When they repeat your order say, “Again with a little more OOMPH this time!”. • Bargain the price of your order. • Wear a detective suit hand the person at the window a briefcase and drive off. • Ask if the burger has had its shots. • Don’t say a word. Just stare… PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Newell Roofing Products Manufacture and Supply the Following items: Roofing and Cladding House Ridge Composite Panels Flashings and Accessories Struga Metal Gutter System And Much Much More Carnmore, Oranmore, Co. Galway t: +353 91 790 475 Email: [email protected] f: +353 91 790 477 Web: www.newellroofing.com 9 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Thank You For The Music By cIARA lYNSKEY, shauna quinn and Genna Monahan ‘Thank you for the Music’ where to start? Explaining a production that took months of preparation and condensing it into a mere one page is quite difficult, but here it goes! Although the Musical was hard work and took a lot of commitment (ahem... after school rehearsals... ahem... even on Sundays), in the end I think we all can agree it was a worthwhile experience. Auditions were held all the way back in September, and the cast list wasn’t released until October, rather unexpectedly, so most of us got the shock of our lives to see our names on it. We got to work pretty quickly afterwards, and the nerves and excitement began to kick in! We began learning songs and harmonies with Ms. Shaughnessy and Ms. Cunningham (We still have the recordings of the harmonies embedded in our phones and minds). Mr. Healy helped us with the script and going over the dialogue, and finally learning dance routines (which proved quite challenging for some) with the amazing and talented Elanoir Cazabon-Regan. The artistic elements of the show also got underway with Ms. Martyn, her 2nd year and T.Y students painting the sets, Mr. Farragher and his 5th year students creating the sets along with the now famous ‘Sharkey’s Bar’. Ms. Comer also lend a helping hand in choosing costumes for the cast and chorus. 10 The 23rd of November began to draw nearer and nearer... and we still had A LOT to get done! The week of the musical was filled with chaotic rehearsals and teachers screaming “BOTOX FACES!” as we took over the gym, for a week of intense practising. Our Matinee was on the 22nd of November for our first ever performance! We were all very nervous but everything ran smoothly(ish). After the success of the matinee, everyone felt a lot more confident about the real show. Thankfully it all came together in the end (Phew!) Both nights were a huge success and it’s safe to say we got everyone up dancing! The whole experience was so enjoyable and we all had great fun along the way, although there were a few minor hiccups (James and the invisible bongos), but this only made watching the D.V.D funnier! We would like to thank everyone involved especially all who helped. So I guess all that’s left to say is... THANK YOU FOR THE MUSIC! We recently discovered that we have been nominated for 6 awards by NUI Galway for, Best Female Singer in Lead Role (Lucy Coppinger), Best Male Singer in a Supporting Role ( Ruairí McNicholas), Best Comedian (Niamh Farrell), Best Duo (Niamh and Hannah Brookfield), Best Set Design and Best Orchestra. This really is the icing on top of the cake for all our hard work. Good luck to everyone involved! PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 11 11 PCHMAGAZINE MAGAZINE2012/2013 2012/2013 PCH Photo Competition ce: First Pla ” by Erin st “Redbrea d Year) Coyle (2n great impact. h otograph wit e spot-on. “A simple ph in d fram g ar an n o ti si o p m Co ph is sharply the photogra f o t ar p ey k The out from the ake it stand m to d se cu fo use of conround. Great g k ac b ed rr blu excellent urs. This is an lo co g n ti as tr graph.” nature photo ace: Second oPylle” by “The Garg (5th Year) ’Toole Ciarraí O be less than le seems to that has “The gargoy e modern city e th h it w ed ss ver th impre l around it o developed al . centuries 12 ouldn’t graph that sh to o h p a is This but it does!” work, Third Pla ce: “War Memo rial” by Oliv ia Murphy (2n d Year) “I liked the symmetrical co mposition of this war memor ial picture: path narrows into cross, two groups of head stones, two trees. A different, mor e modern world is hinted as in the backgr ound windmill s.” By Henry McMahon 1st Year By Orla Kubernat - TY PCH PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Around the school photos 13 PCHMAGAZINE MAGAZINE2012/2013 2012/2013 PCH 14 14 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 The club with no name By Aoife Hession The Headford and District No Name Club meet in Shrule Community Centre every Thursday. Meetings began in September and run throughout the school year. The club has over forty members from third year to Leaving Cert. With meetings held every Thursday, it wasn't long 'til everyone started to get to know each other and the craic, the lols and the bants began! No Name! 2013 was born! The club does everything from ice skating to movie and pizza nights. However, the big outings are the NoName Super Talent and the No Name Youth Awards. The regional finals of the Supertalent was held in Ballinrobe this year. Well done to Lucy Coppinger, 9 Ideas, Padraig Hughes and our group singers- Cuppa Ceol for making it through to the All -Ireland Final which was held in Limerick this April. Fair play to Padraig Hughes! He "Took her home lads!", winning the Solo Musician competition. Also, congratulations to 9 Ideas who came second. The Youth Awards were held in Kilkenny in the Lyrath Hotel on April 6th. Micheal Devaney won the Regional Final for the Host, and so represented our club. He did really well to get that far, and we are all very proud of him. All ten Hosts and Hostesses were worthy winners in our eyes, but Alan Hayes from Kilkenny and Suzanne O’Donnell from Gort won this year’s competition. A six hour long disco began after the meal, with "Ireland’s biggest sleepover" starting at 3am, not that anyone got much sleep with over a thousand teenagers from all around the country in the one function hall! I think its fair to say the bus journey home was a lot quieter then the journey down, apart from the running commentary on Kilkenny's shrubbery. It has to be said though, Kilkenny does have some lovely hedges! Thankfully, some of us did get some sleep because Elizabeth remembered to close the window! A big thank you thank you to our wonderful leaders: Noreen Walsh, Bernie Divilly, Joseph Larkin, and of course Rory Bane. Because WE ALL DREAM OF A TEAM OF RORY BANES! HEY! 15 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Survey Results 16 Favourite Music Artists: • Ed Sheeran • Eminem • Rihanna • Coldplay • Passenger • Taylor Swift • One Direction Favourite Film: • Pulp Fiction • Ted • The Notebook Favourite Chart Song • Pompeii - Bastille • Let Her Go - Passenger • Hey Porche - Nelly PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Craic at Waltons By Siobhán McDOnagh and Orla Kubernat We entered the annual Waltons Music for Schools Competition, which is a competition for Primary and Secondary schools across Ireland. Ruaírí McNicholas recorded a five minute video clip of us playing an arrangement including a variety of styles like Jazz, Traditional, Folk, Pop and Rock fused with Traditional. It was called ‘Beyond the Sea’. On the 23rd of March, we were announced on Lyric FM as one of the six secondary schools to reach the finals along with 6 primary schools. The final would be held in the National Concert Hall in Dublin on the 8th April. So on the Monday after our Easter holidays, forty one students, two teachers and a boot load of instruments left the school at 6am heading for the National Concert Hall. After a quick sound check at 10, we had some time to roam around the streets of Dublin in our black formal wear and get something to eat. We were back in our seats to see the competition, the standard was so high across the board. So after everyone else had performed, it was our turn. We all took our places on the stage and Ms Shaughnessy reminded us about our ‘botox faces’ and ‘mythical sea creatures’. The performance started with everyone singing ‘The Voyage’. Then we went into ‘Beyond the Sea’, followed by ‘The Lonesome Boatman’. After the entertaining break between performances and results (which involved quite a lot of chanting and clapping), Liz Nolan from RTÉ lyric fm's Classic Drive programme came back on stage with the results. Third place for both Primary and Secondary schools received a €500 voucher for Waltons Music shop and a trophy. Second place received a €1,500 voucher and a trophy. And first place were presented with a €3,000 voucher to spend on music equipment for the school. We were absolutely delighted and shocked to come first in the secondary schools category. We want to thank Ms Cunningham, Ms Berril and Ms Shaughnessy for all their hard work and dedication. “We’re not culchies, we’re cultured”...THAT’S THE JOB!! 17 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Girls Gaelic Football 2012/2013 By Amy Hardiman and Laura O’Neill It was a very successful year for both the U14 and Junior girls teams, with the U-14s winning 3 out of 5 matches and the Junior girls making it through to the Connacht semi-final. The U-14 girls started the league campaign with a well earned 2 point win over Calasanctius College. Next we faced Colaiste Einde which we won 5-5 to 2-1. The next two matches didn’t go our way, with Headford unlucky in both. However, we didn’t give up and ended the year on a high with a great win against Colaiste Mhuire. The final score was 4-4 to 5 points. Well done girls! The Junior girls got their season underway with a brilliant 9-14 to 1-0 win over Balla and a terrific performance by all of the girls. Achill were the next team that Headford faced, and again a great performance by the girls ensured a 8-7 to 1-3 win. After Christmas, Headford had an 18 point win over Tourmakeady, the final score was 4-5 to 0-3. The quarter final took place on the 7th of March and once again, a super team performance by Headford gave us the win, 9-5 to 2-3 was how the match ended. St. Cuan’s of Castleblakeney awaited us in the semi-final. The match was set for the 12th of April. Despite a brave performance, Headford unfortunately lost the match by 5 points. The final score was 4-7 to 4-12. The girls can hold their heads high though as we had one of the most successful years in a long time. The girls of both panels would like to thank Ms Tuffy for training us and putting up with us all year and the teachers who travelled to the matches with us. 18 Back Row L-R Niamh O’Shaughnessy,Shannon Reilly, Keira Kyne,Laura Murphy, Aisling Kineen, Martina Canavan, Katy Moylan, Nicola Derrig, Aisling Meehan, Tara Hennessey, Shauna Bohan, Emily Doyle, Amy Hardiman Front Row L-R Niamh Kyne, Emma-Jane Bane, Siobhan McDonagh, Elizabeth McHugh, Áine Monaghan(Captian), Aoife O’Sullivan, Laura O’Neill, Allyson Kerrigan, Michaela Martyn, Niamh Geraghty. Unfortunately, the Senior girls only got to play three matches this year. The first was against Sancta Maria College, Louisburgh, where we lost by a few points in terrible playing conditions. We travelled to Ballinrobe Community School next and beat them comfortably. Finally, we played Claremorris and we were unlucky to lose that match, having played some brilliant football. Thanks to Mr O’ Dea and Ms Kelly for all their help! U-17 Soccer PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 By Eric Healy This year marked an extremely successful year for our schools soccer U17 Boys soccer team. This team managed by Mr. Healy and David Gibbons began the year with a 4-3 loss away to the Bish on a windy day in Drum, Cathal Newell, James O’ Brien, Padraic Cunningham scorers of the day. This was a disappointing defeat but many positives were taken from a game which on another day we could have won. The following game was again away to St. Marys, PCH dominated this game running out 3-0 winners with all goals coming from Padraic Cunningham who also captained the team. On our final group game against Moneenageisha we again proved too strong for the opposition winning 6-1, Cunningham scoring an impressive 5 goals and Darragh Moran chipping in also. Then after a lengthy break, our side faced St.Muredach’s in Knock in the quarter final. This proved a very tricky tie finishing 1-1 and needing an extra time winner from Padraic Cunningham who had opened the scoring for us also to make a Connaught Semi-final. This game played against a much fancied Summerhill side, was our best performance of the season. This was a complete team performance. Three brilliant goals from Padraic along with the energy and work from the rest of the team ensured a memorable day. The Connaught final was played in Eamonn Deacy Park. Two busloads of supporters cheered on the team who didn’t let them down. These two sides were very evenly matched and both sides had chances in the first half. A goal before half time settled our nerves a bit but we had to endure another 30 minutes before Padraic ‘Messi’ Cunningham scored his second to guarantee this silverware was being brought home to Headford. The whole school came out to cheer as the bus arrived back at the school crowning our day. We did lose the all Ireland semi final to Buncrana and were disappointed after but nothing could take away from us being Connaught Champions and none of our squad or managers will forget our triumph at Eamonn Deacy Park. This team was successful because it was made up of a close bunch of friends that had a huge work rate in games and that never gave up. David Gibbons coming on board was crucial and his knowledge of all the lads from club level was invaluable. Padraic Cunningham was the ultimate captain this year, leading the line with some breath taking goals at times (St Marys stands out) and he was also inspirational before and during games. Rory Gibbons epitomised our teams spirit, being injured for the last three games but always being a voice on the line encouraging and cheering the lads on. Cathal Reilly was also part of the back room staff all year and he was a great help. 19 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Student Talent CIARA JENNINGS: I dance with the Coleman School of Irish dancing and the organization ‘An Commission’. I have been dancing since the age of 3. I dance alongside a lot of other dancers from PCH. This year we competed at the World Irish Dancing Championships in Boston which was an amazing experience. There was at least 150 dancers in my age group and I was very lucky to receive a recall. All the other students did brilliantly also. I am lucky to have had the experience to dance all over the world including UK and America. I have danced at World and All Ireland level and have achieved the Connacht title in 2011. NEW AGE ARMY: The band consists of Hannah Brookfield, Connor Brookfield, Conor Dever, Deanna McDonagh and Rioghnach Dunne-Ward. Last Summer, when the band finally formed, we never thought we'd be playing in the Royal Theatre in Castlebar! We entered the competition " The All-Ireland Schools Talent Search"in late September. Our first heat was in November. We sailed through the first heats on judges’ votes with our orginal song " Anonymous". Our first real competition was in the Galway County Final that was held in the Clayton Hotel. Competition was tough, but we still managed to land ourselves with a place in the top four and got through to the Connacht Final which was held in the T.F. Hotel in Castlebar. CLAIRE DOOLEY AND MARY-JANE WALSH: We have been dancing since we were three years old with All Stars Acadamy of Preforming Arts and have loved it ever since. This year we decided to autition for the Renmore Pantomine. We were very lucky as we were picked to dance in the show! This years Panto was "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs". It was a great experience and we loved every minute of it! We hope to dance in the Renmore Pantomine again next Christmas. Our ballet exam is coming up next month and so we are currently preparing for that. 20 JADE MURPHY: I attend both ballet and jazz dance classes every Wednesday and Friday with The Corrib Dance Academy in Briarhill but I became involved with dance and theatre at a young age, when i started attending ballet, modern dance and speech and drama with Elanoir Cazabon Regan. I have been in many shows with The Corrib Dance Academy and Elanoir and have completed many exams in both ballet and speech and drama. Last year I also had the pleasure of dancing with in The Renmore Pantomine in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs. I am currently in grade 6 ballet and am also studying my intermediate foundation syllabus with my exam next week. Hopefully I will do well and continue on to do my intermediate exam sometime in the near future. MAIJA SOFIA: I’m not exactly sure when I first started writing songs but I’ve pretty much always liked writing and singing (even if I wasn’t always very good...) so I just kind of combined the two. Ever since I started taking the idea of songwriting seriously I’ve played in a few different festivals and pubs and the Volvo Ocean Race, and I’ve just been asked to play at Cúirt. Last month I was suprised to find out that one of my songs is number 1 on the Reverbnation singer/songwriter charts for Galway, which was kind of unexpected but cool. I’ve been astoundingly lucky in that I have been given advice and encouragemant from lovely, inspirational people in the music industry, and I plan on pursuing it as a career. As well as guitar I play violin and harp and I’m recording an EP of sorts at the moment, you can find a few of my songs on Youtube or Soundcloud or whatever if you google ‘Maija Sofia’. PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 EIMEAR O KANE: I play football for Headford u16’s. I started playing football when I was 8 years old. I started with training once a week and maybe a match every week or two. I always enjoyed football and wanted to go further with it. I did the Galway trails this year for the Galway u16’s team and made the panel. I have training twice for the county and club training once a week. I also have a match with the county and a match in the club every week. The training for the county is very intense and hard and you have to be as fit as possible to keep your position on the team. You have to be very dedicated but its all worth it in the end to be able to go out and play in a Galway jersey. SHAUNA MOLLOY: I was always playing football in primary school, but I only started playing football for Headford when I was twelve. I really got into football around this time. It’s great to have the opportunity to play for Galway and getting so far with the school team was great too. I love playing on a team and getting to know the players. I love Gaelic Football and don’t see myself stopping anytime soon! SHAUNA QUINN: I started Irish Dancing when I was 5. I love it and I cant imagine my life without it. I dance with the Kelly O’ Dowd School of Irish Dancing and my teachers name is Rita. We are part of the organisation ‘An Comhdhail’ and we have practice 3 times a week. We compete in Feises all year round. In the month of March I competed in the Connacht Championships in which I placed 3rd. As I placed in the top 5 I qualified for the World Championships that were held in the City West in Dublin. There were 120 dancers in my age group. It was a great experience to dance on the World Stage and I loved it. LAURA REDDINGTON: I love horse riding and go out as much as I possibly can. I began when I was seven and have never looked back. I am a faithful member of the Galway Mid-County Pony Club and the North Galway Hunt. The Pony Club has many activities such as; show jumping, cross country, eventing, pony games, hunter trials and a brilliant summer camp. It’s a great way to meet people with similar interests! I hold a riding and road safety badge and have achieved a ‘C’ test standard badge all through the Pony Club. The hunt is certainly something close to my heart, I really enjoy going out on a Sunday for guaranteed craic as well as being an amazing, enjoyable experience. EMMA MOLLOY was short listed from over 1400 entries to take part in the “Take Me Away” competition. Emma travelled to St. Angela's College Sligo with her teacher Ms. Boland to compete in the competition which was judged by award winning chef Nevin Maguire. 21 Interview With Padraic Cunningham PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 You are with the Galway minor footballers at the moment. How are you getting on? PC: I hope to make the Championship panel. I think I might be pushing to make the team. If I don’t make it, I will be eligible next year anyway. How are you finding training with the minors? PC: The training is very tough. It’s the toughest training I have ever done for any team. There is a lot of running and ball work. The training lasts an hour and a half but it is very itense. Has the intense training made you fitter and stronger? PC: Definitely, it has been very good. What matches have you played for the minors? PC: I came on in three matches and started against Leitrim. I think I have played well but I haven’t scored yet. 22 There was a good Senior team this year. Were you disappointed to lose against Athlone? PC: It was a real sickener. We played well and were three points up but conceded a goal in the last minute of normal time. It was a good team and if we had won that game, we could have pushed on from there and won the Championship. What about Headford’s chances in the minor championship this year? PC: We have a very good side but the league has been a bit disappointing. We hope to do a lot better in the championship. It was a great season for the Senior school soccer teams. You were central to both these teams. What was the hightlight for you? PC: Lifting the cup for the U-17s as captain. You scored a lot of goals, which ones stand out to you? PC: I scored three against Summerhill, Sligo and two in Terryland in the final. In your opinion, why did the U-17s win? PC: It was a very hardworking team. Everyone battled amd never gave up. There was a great spirit in the side. You played up front on your own with 5 in midfield. How did you find that? PC: I like that system. The midfield players got up in support. I tried to move across the line to keep the backs busy. You had a great season with Mervue and Galway. What were the highlights? PC: Reaching two All-Ireland semi-finals with Mervue and Galway. The All-Ireland quarter-final was a highlight for me. I got three goals against Dublin AUL. You were called for International trials for the U-17 team. What was that experience like? PC: The standard was very high. It was very tough. Do you have ambitions for the future? PC: I would love to get a chance to play soccer professionally but I know that would be very tough. But if I work very hard and am lucky, who knows what the future will bring. Bad Luck Brian PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 By Laura Reddington Bad Luck Brian is an image macro series featuring a photo of a blonde teenage boy wearing a plaid sweater vest and braces, accompanied by captions that describe a variety of embarrassing and tragic occurrences. An Internet meme may take the form of an image, hyperlink, video, picture, website, or hashtag. It may be just a word or phrase, including intentionally misspelling the word “more” as “moar”, “the” as “teh, or “what” as “wat”. These small movements tend to spread from person to person via social networks, blogs, direct email, or news sources. They may relate to various existing Internet cultures or subcultures, often created or spread on sites such as 4chan, Reddit and numerous others. 23 Origin On January 23rd, 2012, the first Quickmeme was submitted and uploaded to Reddit (A social news website). Since then it has quickly exploded into the hilarious phenomenon it is today. Identity Revealed On the 8th of May 2012, a Redditor (coyotecarl) claimed to be Bad Luck Brian. He revealed his name is Kyle and the photo was taken as his seventh grade school photo, but the principal made him take it over again because he was under the impression Kyle was making the face on purpose. He also stated that he’s had relatively good luck in his life, once winning an XBox 360 and a PSP within two weeks, he was recognized by actor Seth Rogen in public and played the hand chimes. PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 24 Bitta bant with the lads PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 By Caoimhe Kennedy All set up and ready to go, but the guirarist, Daire, was nowhere to be seen. Guess it’s 6.75 Ideas now... Hey guys, introduce yourselves and what ye play *LAUGHTER* Padraig: I’m Padraig and I play drums C: We always watch the match. Eoin: Hi, my name is Eoin. I play guitar and I sing E: So for any advice for bands- don’t eat. Starve yourselves. Caolan: Right, I’m Caolan Walsh and I play the bass and I’ll speak P: No, eat a ton before you go. for Daire and say I play lead guitar *intercom comes on asking for someone AT LUNCHTIME* Who’s the loudest in the group? All: Er, no one can hear the intercom Geraldine…. *Caolan bursts out laughing… Loudly* E: Do we even need to answer that?! So what’s this album I hear you’re writing? E: Trying to write…. Who’s the most random? P: We’re like halfway through it at the moment and we’re fairly All: We’re all random! happy with the content. C: Ahh, we have two songs in the whole album written… Do you have any hard-core fans? P: We’re calling it “Mantra” We have material for half the album All: Devaney! written. Best pickup line? Who writes the songs? P: I’m in a band. E: We all do. E: I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight? C: Mostly me though because Eoin can’t write for shite. C: You look an awful lot like my next girlfriend *winks* P: One person comes up with either a riff, melody orP: Yeah, she’s over there! C: (Interrupts) Most people don’t know that the bassists are the musical geniuses behind it all really. Have any of ye been told that you look like a celebrity? P: We [drummers] are the heartbeat. You’re the liver. We’re the heart. E: You [Caolan] look like Tarzan! He [Eoin] is the lungs! *LAUGHTER* E: in fact, we’ve been busking a few times and these foreigners Worst gig? come up “oohh look, its Tarzan playing bass!” they get a photo All: The competition in Abbeyknockmoy and the gig in Castlebar. too. E: They gave a bottle of whiskey to a 5 year old. C: Eoin resembles Steve McHugh. P: We were asked to play with a few more bands in Castlebar andP: I always get told I look like people from cartoons. C: (Interrupts) There was no bass amp! *lads sing Noddy theme tune* P: It was in a hotel right beside Mantra the nightclub so we expected P: and Ben 10… Oh God. a big turnout and when we turned up there was one person there apart Who can reach the highest note? from the band. C and P: Eoin! C: No, there was 3- 2 left. *laughter* E: I think the person who was there was the sister of the guy organis- Who can reach the lowest note? Disputable between Padraig and Caolan. ing it so really no one came. C: He made it out that it was going to be really busy and if the turnThat’s it! C’est ca! out was over 50 he’d be happy. E: Now it’s our turn to interview you! E: Abbeyknockmoy as well… Oh God… P: It was a really bad one. We didn’t even come in the top 3. P: What colour hair are you going next? TurquoisBest gig? P: BLACK! WRONG ANSWER C: Amy’s house party, awh that was unreal! P: That last one in the tav, we sounded really good. Anything ye want to sign off with? C: It’s between those two. E: Uhhh… best of luck to the Mountbellew’s camogie team P: But the biggest one was in the TF Castlebar for OSGT competiP: What do we usually say? tion, preforming for over 1,000 people. E: Have the craic E: And we opened for that as well which was good. C: Sure All: IT’LL BE GRAND What happens in band practice? C: What happens in band practice stays in band practice. Look out for 9 Ideas new EP “Mantra” and like them on FaceP: Well, we always show up late. E: We’ll say we’ll start at like 1 and we won’t show up until around book! 20 past. P: We’ll go full belt for 1/2 hour. 100% and thenC: We’ll have dinner. Caithleen (Padraig’s mammy) cooks us a FEAST. P: Then we’ll be so stuffed we’d either watch tv or play xbox, more than likely FIFA. C: Why do we always have band practice when there’s an All-Ireland match on? 25 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 And the 5th year oscars go to.... Best Girls Eyes Lucy Smith Best Boys Eyes Best Girls Hair Best Boys Hair Dan Fahy Michelle Cahill Cathal Reilly Best Boys Smile Multi Talented Sports Star 26 Best Girls Smile Ciara Jennings Luke Donnelan Lucy Coppinger Friendliest Bring Home to Mammy Aoife O'Sullivan Jack Forde Padraic Cunningham Cutest Couple Padraic and Orla PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 . Funniest Laugh Aisling Meehan Party Animal Michael McMorrow Never Shuts Up Niamh Farragher Ladies Man Feilim O'Dowd 27 Likely to be Famous Most Fashionable Maija Makela Biggest Farmer Poet Sinead Carey Ronan Naughton Tadhg Gleeson Never on Time Ophelia Mortimer Most Creative Hair Injury prone Caoimhe Kennedy Rory Gibbons PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Form 811 1st Year Photos Back Row: Griffin Chalfa, Sinead St. John, Imelda Donoghue, Cian Camplisson, Shauna McGaugh, Laura Kyne, Dylan Creaven. Front Row : Luke Arnold, Clodagh Finnegan, Liam Murphy, Roisin Gearghty, Peter McDonagh, Middle Row: Declan Cunningham, Martin Ronayne, Laura O’Sullivan, Anna Judge, Sarah Monaghan, Patrick Donoghue, Michael Heenan. Ground Row: Robbie Barrett, Cian Forde, Alan Bolton Form 812 Back Row: Patrick Burke, Gabrielle Brophy, Thomas Creaven, Deana McCormack, Pearce Conor, Nicola Corbett, Robert Forde. 28 Front Row : Paul Keane, Aisling McNally, Joey Macguire, Saoirse Stephens, Brian O’ Sullivan. Middle Row: Andy Egan, Ciaran Flaherty, Roisin Naughton, Kelly Mongan, Shauna O’Grady, John Healy, Mark Walsh. Ground Row: Aoife King , Gavin Burke, Dylan Jaques, Amy Lee. Absent: Jason Kenny, Bridget Mohan, Emma Molloy. Form 813 Back Row: Eoin Reddington, Robert Costello, Stephaine Moffatt, Oisin Faherty, Amy Cotter, Carrick Roberts, Cathal Roddy. Front Row: Middle Row: Nigel Cunningham, Ryan Gibbons, Bandile Tshabalala, Luke O’ Shaughnessy, Aoife King, Jessica Manion. Ground Row: Emily Forde, John Doyle, Amy Kenny, Bethany Paula Walsh, Kyara O’Brien, Meehan, Rachel Rachel Percy. Kavanagh, Mark O’Donoghue, Anton Kennett. Absent: Diarmuid Conway 1st Year Photos Back Row: Aaron Creaven, Cliona Murphy, Paul O’Reilly, Nessan Leahy, Ronan Ipek, Rebekah Greaney, Henry McMahon. Front Row : Nicole Reilly, Garry Grenaney, Emma Gilligan, Graham Geraghty, Rachel Melia. Back Row: Stephen O’Sullivan, Grace Connelly, Sean Forde, Mark Conway, Cian Maloney, Sinead O’Brien, Ryan Spencer Front Row : Middle Row: PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Form 814 Adrian Halligan, Ailbhe Leonard, Sean Finnegan, Orla Newell, Keelan McNulty, Siabh Moran, Mark Farrell. Ground Row : John Flood, Cian O’Toole, Willam Moggen, Conor Quinn, Jarod Mullin. Form 815 Middle Row: Erica Mulroe, Finnan Guy, Michelle O’Neill, Aoife Earnor, Fiona Sice, David Greaney, Aine Kubernat, Michael McDonagh. 29 Padraig Crehen, Evan Mohan, Ground Row : Aine Walsh, Daragh Killian McMorrow, McDonagh, Gary Cullumb, Rachel McCrea, Jason Murphy. Lauryn Walsh, Damien Curry, Sarah Dooley. Absent: Sadbh Hand Back Row: Paul Halloran, Ronan Walsh, Katy Murphy, Saoirse McNicholas, Cara Conlon, Taine Ryan, Padraic Moran . Front Row : Sean Monaghan, James Monaghan, Mark Jennings, Ben Lardner, Rory Murphy. Middle Row: Form 816 Elizabeth Walsh, Ciaran Murphy, Zoe Rochford, Dara Morrin, Francesca Moran, Pati wloch, Isobel Ross, Louie McGeehen. Ground Row : Tneisha Joyce, Shauna Reilly, Eoin Morris, Eimear Caron, Caolfhinn McCaul. Absent: Colin Reilly, Darren Garvey, Liam Kerrigan, Niamh Winfield, PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Form 821 2nd Year Photos Back Row: Frankie Moran, Ciaran Nugent, Cian D’Arcy, Conor Geraghty, Aaron Boyd, James Varley. Front Row : Jack Cassidy, Jessica King, Leanne Mulryan, Shauna Tomlinson, Jade Duggan, Meghan McHugh. Middle Row: Tara Heneghan, Dara Nee, Michaela Ipek, Stephen O’Neill, Mark Kavanagh, Michelle Keady, Ciara Devlin, Mary Conneally. Ground Row: Jack Matthews, Josh Foyle, Sean Gilmore, Shannon Maclean, Shaun Fahy, Michael Caulfield Absent: Dean Conroy Form 822 Back Row: Corey Hurson, Kellee Owens, Conor Gannon, Ann Moroney, Nathan McGhee, Micheal O’Brien. 30 Front Row : Heather Burke, Colm Joyce, Lauren Greaney, Ailbhe Costello, Hannah Glynn, Aoife Canavan. Absent: David Greaney, Nigel Kerr Form 823 Back Row: Ian O’ Connor, Michael O’ Brien,Shane Looby, Thomas Martyn, Darra Moran, Mikey Silke. Front Row: Suliat Fuja , Aisling Whelan, Doireann Kelly, Carina Canavan, Kieran Forde. Middle Row: Gary Egan, Macus Henahan, Joseph Keady, Enda Killgarriff, Fiona Cradock, Thomas Halloran, Ruth Toher, Roisin Berkeley. Ground Row: Sarah Fahy, Rebecca Higgins, Aaron Fahy, Micheal Garvey, Justin Morrin, Michelle Fitzgerald, Mary Holleran. Middle Row: Conor Walsh, Rachel Hannon,Sarah Comerford, Deborah Kindt, Aisling Derrig, Lorraine Hardiman, Laura Canty. Ground Row: Chris Mullins, Kevin Dooley, Sean Hession, Declan Miller. Absent: Lorna Cunningham, Evelina Deleva, Patrick McLoughlin, Ryan Furey, Fiachra O’ Roarke, Zach Winfield 2nd Year Photos Back Row: Connor Brookfield, Dara McNicholas, Liam Donnellan, Brain Walsh, Noel O’ Halloran, Thomas O’Toole. Front Row : Middle Row: PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Form 824 Cathy McCole, Eoin O’Toole, Lorraine Newell, Brian O’Neill, Mary Flood, Shane Curley, Isobel Flynn. Ciara Kenny, Grace McCaffrey, Ground Row : Roisin McDonagh, Geoffrey Ryan Monahan, Joe Corbett, Anna Sheil, Alisha Mathieson, Erin Quinn. Coyle, Edel Hardiman. Absent: Dale Howard, Martin Mongan, Conor O’Malley, Cian Toher Back Row: Jason Walsh, Ruby McCaul,Grace Bane,Jonathan Kindt, Brennan McEleney, Joseph Mohan. Form 825 Middle Row: Aoibhinn Byron, Jenny Mullin, Jenna Lee,Tamara Hardiman, Johnathan Gibbons, Patrick Toher. 31 Front Row : Alice Crowley, Orla Thornton, Ground Row : Olivia Murphy, Sophie Reilly, Ashley Davin, Niall Rosa Makela, Caitlin Griffin. Farnen, Connor Flaherty, Colm Flaherty, Chloe O’Brien, Adrain Reilly. Back Row: Bernard Ward, Conor Lee, D.J. Hynes, Jamie Toher, Emmet Devaney, Padraic Martyn, Fionn Devaney. Front Row : Aaronn Mulryan, Trevor Hyland, Alan Gylnn, Anna Herterich, Laura Flaherty, Darren Higgins. Middle Row: Form 826 Danielle Mullin, Roisin Monaghan, Vanessa Burke, Muireann McMahon, Darsey Wynne. Deanna McDonagh, Isobel McMahon, Aoife Fahy. Ground Row : Eoghan Muldoon, Mattew Hynes, Jamie Walsh, Callum Ryan, Danny O’Shaughnessy. Absent: Seamus Monaghan, Clare O’Kane PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Form 831 3rd Year Photos Back Row: Sean Noonan, Deborah Walsh, Lorcan D’arcy, Dylan Cunnigham, Damien Whealan, Siobhan Gibbons, Neil Dunker. Front Row : Middle Row: Niall Greaney, Megan Wade, Martina Canavan, Katy Moylan, Orla Mulvaney, Roisin O’Grady, Raymond Curtin. Aisling Mulroe, Matthew Mulin, John-Joe Creaven, Jarlath Mullin, Patrick Burke,Sinead Mulroe. Absent: Gerard Mohan, Cian Joyce, Delia Craddock, Shannon Mongan, Jack Flemming. Form 832 Back Row: Murphy Berry, Adam Quirke, Evan Cawley, Joe McClean, Conor McMorrow, Jamie Lardner. 32 Front Row : Christopher Sweeney, Cherida Stewart, Alana McCrea, Shauna Lee, Stephaine Mohan, Michael Mongan. Middle Row: Christopher Walsh, Siobhan Langan, Sean Biggins Aoife Cunnigham, Emma Burke, Aoife McDonagh, Stephen O’Connor, Jane Higgins. Ground Row: Mindaugus Parauskus, Megan Warr, Jamal Nugent. Absent: Aisling Kineen Form 833 Back Row: Joey O’Conor, Cian Garrett, Christy Reilly, Ryan Forde, David Bolton, Mathejis O’Flaherty, Patrick Needham. Front Row: Eoin Hennelly, Lisa Jennings, Ciara McDonagh, Rachel O’Neil, Orla Reilly, Richie Dittrich. Middle Row: Cathriona Gillion, Selina Coen, Mary-Jane Walsh, Patrick O’Conor Olivia Burke, Lisa Heneghan, Valerie Kyne. 3rd Year Photos Back Row: Dean Lawless, Gary O’Neill, Jonathon McKirdy, Jason Conelly, Ciaran Roche, Jack Reynolds, Sarah Stephens. Front Row : Tara Henessy, Dylan Evans, Laura Murphy, Ron Costello, Aille Walsh, Aaron O’Donnell. Middle Row: PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Form 834 Niamh Kyne, Brian Fox, Brandon Wright, Eimear O’Kane, Niall Keane, Shannon Reilly, Ian Duggan, Anthony Keogh, Claire Lynch. Ground Row : Cathal Burkley, Daniel Morrin, Keira Kyne, Yvonne Keane, Alex Mangan, Donal Corbett. Absent: Marie Moran Back Row: Melaine Higgins, Aodhan McNamara, Morgan Flanagan, Eoin Curry, Patrick McLoughlin, Matthew Cunnigham, Liam Hynes. Front Row : Siobhan Egan, Maria Moran, Shauna Molloy, Maeve Forde, Aileen O’Shaughnessy, Shauna Higgins. Form 835 Middle Row: Sean Forde, Rachel Browne, David Keady, Eoghan Martyn, Sabina Kelly-Falke, Michael Naughton, Hazel McDonagh, Adam Fahy, Sophie Ramberg. 33 Ground Row : Roisin Ryan, Elijah Noble, Marion McCole, Charlie Keady. Absent: Joe Bohan. Back Row: Michael Heneghan, Kevin Waldron, Ellen Walsh, Patrick Garvey, Shauna Bohan, Kevin Walsh, Jason Mullin. Front Row : Peter Lynch, Myles Heneghan, Ailbhe McCabe, Niamh Toher, Oliver Burke, Cian Lardner. Form 836 Middle Row: Aaron Hardiman, Nicola Gibsey, Michaela Martyn, John Curry, Daire Doherty, Emma-Jane Bane, Ruth Connolly, Dylan Dooley. Ground Row : Patrick McNamara, Shannon Flynn , Rebecca Gibbons, Daragh Walsh, Niamh Geraghty, Aidan Thornton. Absent: Maria Walsh PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Form 211 5th Year Photos Back Row: James Joyce, Aoife Gearghty, Rory Gibbons, Michelle Cahill, David Feerick, Thirza Dooley, Padraig Hughes. Front Row : Lucy Coppinger, Conor Dever, Niamh Farrell, Erin Fawdry. Middle Row: Damien Curran, Conor Faulkner, Michael Egan, Sinead Carey, Tadhg Gleeson, Daire Canavan, Evan Crehan. Ground Row: Shane Flood, Niamh Griffin, Nicole Arnold, Daniel Dejenko. Absent: Rebecca Brophy, Padraic Cunnigham, Rioghnach Dunne-Ward. Form 212 Back Row: Ian Comer, Stephen Burke, Hannah Brookfield, Adam Guy, Niamh Farragher, Garry Hennelly, Jason Hamiliton. 34 Middle Row: Aaron Fahy, Dan Fahy, Rachel Hynes, Amy Conway, Elaine Hynes, Patrick Flaherty, Raphael Lee. Front Row : Ciara Jennings, Jack Forde, Amy Hardiman, Daragh Fahy, Luke Donnellan, Emma Halloran. Ground Row: Paul Fahy, Conor Bohan, Daniel Burke. Absent: Lakenya Foyle. Form 213 Back Row: Elizabeth Joyce, Eoin Reilly, Fynn McMahon, Therese O’Malley, David Waldron, Mark Kennedy, Antonia Langham. Middle Row: Aoife Martyn, Aisling Toher, Lily O’Malley, Ella Murphy, Maija Makela, Emma Lydon. Absent: Nicole Front Row: Ciarrai O’Toole, Kate Tuohy, Jean-Louise Keady, Lucy Smith, Clara Jestin , Caoimhe Kennedy. Loughlin, Stephen Potter, Darragh Keane, Michael McMorrow, Sinead Sweeney, Eimear Joyce, Paul Fahy, Conor Bohan, Daniel Burke PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 5th Year Photos Form 214 Middle Row: Back Row: Michael Varley, Gary Martyn, Katie Naughton, Ronan Naughton, Leanne Leonard, Cathal Small, Nathan Hardiman. Front Row : Daniel Ross, Cathal Reilly, Samantha Walsh, Stephaine Walsh, Felim O’Dowd, Stephen Maye. Adrian Walsh, Orla Shevlin, Laura O’Neil, Niamh O’Shaughnessy, Aoife O’Sullivan, Laura Moran, Ophelia Mortimer, Aisling Meehan, Shane McNulty. Absent: Siobhan Moran, Edel O’Grady, Aoife Reilly, Leah Wade LCA 1 and 2 g! Ice Skatin Back Row: Conor Steepe, Cian Doyle, Eric Furey, Justin O’Flaherty, Bernard Mongan.Tt Front Row: Louise Mongan, Sarah Kennedy, Carl Hanley. 35 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 TY 2013! By SARAH DOHERTY AND EMmA O’SULLIVAN On August 30th, 57 brand new Transition Year students descended upon Presentation College Headford. That day was spent drinking tea, designing outfits from recyclable materials and modelling them and basically having the banter. We played games (such as student bingo) to get to know each other better and asked each other questions we would probably never ask someone we wouldn’t talk to. Already on our first day of Transition Year we had gotten to know each other better, a small indication of what we would be doing throughout the whole year. Our first big activity as a year was taking part in a film being shot in the local area, our first time on the big screen! We all shouted ourselves hoarse as we acted as a being a crowd at a fake football match. At the end of the day we were tired out from shouting and cheering on our fake team. Next thing on the agenda was, the annual TY trip to Petersburg. An overnight stay with 50 odd teens, what could possibly go wrong? :P The trip was filled with kayaking, gorge walking, rock climbing, obstacle courses and having the craic! After we had refuelled with a huge feast, and the darkness came, off we went into the woods to play games that no one really understood and ended up getting lost for a small while. But we found our way back to find tea and hot chocolate waiting for us. The next morning, Mr.Healy and Mr. Farragher dragged us all up to go on a walk to see famine houses and once again we sort of got lost....but t'was grand because we could hear Eric and Ger shouting at each other across the lake, it didn't take us long to find them! 36 Soon we started the preparations for the musical, Thank You For The Music...! But we won't talk about that too much because the fifth years were involved in that too so it wasn't a TY thing. The rest of our TY year involved various VERY interesting talks, a first aid course, ice-skating, Christmas carolling, going to see the “Les Mis” movie, paint balling (which we still have bruises from), camping, horse riding, the trip to Clare and the highlight of the year; Barcelona! We spent four days and three nights having the absolute craic with our classmates in a foreign country where there was actually sun (and a mad rave in the hotel almost every night)! The first day was spent sightseeing, on the second day we went to Monserratt, a monastery on the top of a hill! Then we went shopping and after dinner we went to a magic show that involved some rather brilliant impressions from Farragher and Healy. On the Wednesday we spent the whole day in Port Aventura! It was honestly the best fun ever and the we have some of the funniest roller coaster pictures ever taken. After Port Aventura we went to the beach where we played games, buried people, took pictures and played a game of street soccer with the locals. On our last day we visited Nou Camp and we even got to take a picture with Messi! After that we began our sad journey home, back to the doom and gloom. Transition Year was a great experience and if we could go back we would do it again! It is such a unique way of learning and getting to know teachers on a different level. You learn to be more mature and are responsible for keeping up with your own work and doing it right which gives you a taste for when there won't be someone there to push you along. I think everyone would agree that it was amazing fun, it has benefited us in ways we can't describe (even if some people don't realise this until later in life) and at the end of the day you're another day older! PCH PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Back Row: Luke Costello, Jack Gavin, Sinéad Bohan, Cliona Dooley, Adrian Brennan, Daniel Garvey. Front Row: Eva Cotter, Claire Dooley, Aoife Hession, Eimear Hannon, Emma McHugh. Back Row: Nicola Derrig, John Ryan, Ruairí McNicholas, Alex Maclean, James O’Brian, Katie Walsh. Front Row: Emma O’Sullivan, Aoife Sheil, Grace Lee, Amy Ledwith, Alison Murphy. Middle Row: James Flood, Rory Cradock, Ryan harte, Laura Cradock, Sarah Doherty, Emily Metadjer, Shakira Joyce. Absent Josh Barr, Amy Harrington Middle Row: Cathal Newel, Sean Moran, Lucy Smith, Caoimhe Kyne, Edward Lynch, Ciara Lynskey, Genna Monahan, Shauna Quinn, Conor Biggins. Absent: Laura Reddington Back Row: Liam Higgins, Keelan Jacques, Pierce Glynn, Isaac Hand, Matthew Keady. Absent: Jade Murphy, Rebecca Walsh, Megan Muldoon, Front Row: Aoife Larkin, Orla Kubernat, Siobhán McDonagh, Aíne Monaghan, Elizabeth McHugh, Alison Kerrigan. 37 PCHMAGAZINE MAGAZINE2012/2013 2012/2013 PCH Student Photos 38 ing Stop knee the yourself in face! PCH PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 MAGAZINE 2012/2013 39 t in POW, righ the kisser! 39 39 PCHMAGAZINE MAGAZINE2012/2013 2012/2013 PCH More photos 40 40 40 Faithful Henry Maths Eyes PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 By Laura Cradock And Sarah Doherty “Maths Eyes” is a competition that was run in Primary and Secondary schools throughout the country. The competition was introduced by Tallaght IT and the Department of Education and was used to encourage students to see maths in their daily lives. Entrants were required to take a photograph of something in their locality that they saw maths in. everyone in the school was encouraged to enter the competition but only three TY’s from 711, taught by Mrs. Gibbons, progressed to the national finals held in the Department of Education in Dublin on the 6th of March. These students were Claire Dooley, Sinéad Bohan & Ryan Harte. Sinéad and Ryan were both runers up while Claire was the overall winner in the under 18’s category. She won a camera for herself. Each student was presented with a plaque and an enlarged version of their photograph by Junior Minister, Seán Sherlock. 41 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 And the TY Title HOlders are... Best Girls Eyes Katie Walsh Best Boys Eye Sean Moran Best Girls Hair Ciara Lynskey Best Boys Hair Best Boys Smile Multi Talented Sports Star Ryan Harte 42 Best Girls Smile Claire Dooley Friendliest Laura Reddington Rory Cradock Never Shuts Up Nicola Derrig Aoife Hession Ladies Man Luke Costello Daniel Garvey Bring Home To Mammy John Ryan PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Funniest LaugH Sinead Bohan Party Animal Likely to be famous Most Huggable Ally Kerrigan Ruairi McNicholas Alison Murphy 43 Most Fashionable Just because they Deserver one: Genna Monahan James O'Brian (J.O.B) Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Duum Conor and Edward Cutest Couple Conor and Orla Next Taoiseach Aoife Sheil Thinks He's a Hard Man Jack Gavin PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 And the LC Grammy goes to... Best Girls Eyes Best Boys Eyes Best Girls Smile Best Boys Smile Michelle Lynch Paddy Naughton Best Girls Hair Emily Burke Best Boys Hair Darren Moran 44 katie Biggins Friendliest Louise Reilly Multi-talented Michael Devaney Eoin O'Mahony Bring home to mammy Conor Canty Sportstar Richard Fahy Cutest Coiple Aidan and Ashleigh PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Funniest Laugh Party Animal Anita Donoghue Tiernan Wright Ladies Man likely to be famous Kevin Moylan Shane Cunningham 45 Most fashionable Ailbhe Cawley Macho man Dylan Corbett Fine Hurler Richard Joyce Best Cat Tweedle Dee and tweedle Dum Amy Walsh Killian and Neil Funniest Thomas Conneally PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Another fine bunch of Leaving Cert Students Aaron McDonagh Headford Aaron Storey Cong Abraham Afolabi Glencorrib Aidan O Sullivan Cross ’ Ailbhe Cawley Shrule Aisling Morrin Cross Alan Murphy Cross Amy Flynn Cross Amy Forde Headford Amy Walsh Headford Anita Donoghue Glencorrib Anita Staunton Shrule Aoife Forde Corrandulla Aoife Gibsey Headford Aron Burke Cong 46 Ashleigh Gibbons Headford Avril Varley Cross Bernard Mongan Caherlistrane Brian Dunne Headford PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Brian Lardner Corrandulla Caolan Walsh Corrandulla Celine Larkin annaghdown Christoph Donnelan Caherlistrane Cathal Donnellan Caherlistrane Cathal Moran Corrandulla Cathy Sheridan Shrule Christopher Cunningham Cloughanover Cian Doyle Shrule Ciara Loughlin Shrule 47 Ciaran Guy Headford Ciaran Kerin Ballybeg Cillian Craddock Shrule Clodagh Burke HEADFORD Colin Keane Kilcoona Conor Canty shrule Conor Casserly Caherlistrane Conor Gibbons CORRANDULLA Conor Nugent CORRANDULLA Conor O'Sullivan Caherlistrane Conor Steepe Caherlistrane Cora Keady Shrule Cormac Garvey Glencorrib Daniel Conway Corrandulla Daniel Diskin Cornamona PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Daniel Earnor Claran Daniel Kreith Headford Darragh Moran Cross Darren Hannon Claran Darren Moran Claran David Sammon CAHERLISTRANE Dylan Corbett HEADFORD Dylan Murphy CLARAN Edel Canavan CORRANDULLA Elaine Fahy CORRANDULLA Emer Reilly CAHERLISTRANE Emily Burke HEADFORD Emma Cahill CORRANDULLA Emma Garvey CAHERLISTRANE Enda Callanan CORRANDULLA Eoin O Mahony CAHERLISTRANE Eric Furey CORRANDULLA Erica Monaghan HEADFORD Faruq Sanni GLENCORRIB Fiona Canavan CORRANDULLA Francis Burke SHRULE Gina Kearns HEADFORD Helen Ncube SHRULE Holly Winfield CROSS Jack Pelzer CLONBUR 48 ’ PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 James Concannon ANNAGHDOWN James Fitzgerald SHRULE Jamie Costello HEADFORD Jamie Higgins CORRANDULLA Jason McTigue CROSS Jennifer Derrig SHRULE Jessie McCrea CLOUGHANOVER John Cosgrove CAHERLISTRANE John Dooley HEADFORD John Moroney GLENCORRIB 49 Jonathon Lee HEADFORD Julian Duenker HEADFORD Justin O Flaherty Corrandulla ’ Katie Biggins GLENCORRIB Kevin Moylan ANNAGHDOWN Kevin Nally CAHERLISTRANE Kieran Scally ANNANGHDOWN Killain McHugh CONG Kristina Deleva HEADFORD Leah Locks HEADFORD Liam Joyce CORRANDULLA Lizzy Doyle HEADFORD Lorcan Maye CROSS Lorna Small CORRANDULLA Louise Murphy HEADFORD PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Louise Reilly CORRANDULLA Luan McCaul HEADFORD Maeve Hughes HEADFORD Mark Toher CLARAN Meghan Collins Caherlistrane Megan Reilly caherlistrane Michael Devaney annaghdown (cb) Michael Gormon caherlistrane Michael Higgins cahaerlistrane Michael Murphy kilamine Michelle Lynch HEADFORD Naish O Loughlin kilamine Neil Winters cong Niall Corbett headford Niall Cunningham claran Niamh Higgins caherlistrane Niamh Looby corrandulla Niamh McDonagh headford Niamh McDonnell Shrule Niamh St.John caherlistrane 50 ’ Owen Hennelly shrule Paddy Naughton shrule Richard Fahy headford Richard Joyce ballyfruit PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Ronan Hergarty corrandulla Rory Conlon caherlistrane Sean Og Farrell headford Shane Cunningham headford Shane Hyland shrule Shannon Mellet shrule Simon Shaughnessy caherlistrane Simon Varley headford Stephaine Hardiman corrandulla Stephen Curtin corrandulla 51 Stephen Lawless caherlistrane Stephen Newman annaghdown Stephen Dillon annaghdown Tiernan Wright cornamona Tara Collins cong Yasmin Ipek headford Thomas Conneally headford PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 It was the best of times, It was the worst of times With a week to go, we don’t know whether to cry tears of joy or sadness. From the craic at the lockers to the bants downtown, the schooldays will be missed (even by those who are too “hard” to admit it). We’ve come a long way since our navy jumper days and now here we go into the big bad world. Since the theme of our graduation is memories, let’s do some reminiscing… Remember the days in first year when the leaving certs looked like giants and the teachers put the fear of God into you! Then into third year when you’d be “courting” down in Mantra ;) It must be said that some of the best memories we have are from victorious matches where Richie Fah and the boiz dominate the field. And how could we forget PCH’s best musical “Back to the 80’s” where we were transported back in time to an era of big hair (howya Caolán), blue eye-shadow and loud music. What we’ll miss most is the chants and bants at the lockers. From Celtic bathroom raves to moving lockers and certain students organising amateur arm wrestling tournaments. We enjoyed our picturesque view from our personal balcony in our castle (which has been invaded by some T.Ys) overlooking the rest of the school. It’s safe to say that we’ve had the “the time of our lives”. And now we’re leaving this place with “high hopes” and “don’t it feel good”. This isn’t “goodbye”, it’s “see ye later boiz” 52 xoxo gossip leaving certs Are you Aware? PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 By Ciara Lynskey and Laura Reddington Aware helps suicide prevention and fighting against depression for people of all ages and cultures. It is a non-profit organization established to help out those in need of support; it was founded in 1985 by a group of patients, relatives and health professionals. As we all know, 850 PCH students and staff of ours created a giant human version of the Aware logo on the school green (as seen below) on Friday, 26th of October, 2012. The Transition Year project was the culmination of an AWAREness-raising (haha getit?) campaign around the issues of mental health and depression. The fundraiser for the charity raised €1500 and the whole event was a triumph of teamwork and cooperation. Now, let’s take a sneak peak to see what went on behind the scenes… To most of you, the Aware project was a novelty of skipping three classes on a Friday morning before the Halloween Mid-term break. But to the Transition Year class 71Z, it was much more than that. It was weeks of preparation, radio interviews, dealing with press, measuring out the green, figuring out how many people would fit in the outlined space, piles of black and white sheets were bought & put in order, organizing which classes would go where on the green, stalking the weather forecast, making posters & putting them up around the school, deciding where to take the photo of the logo from, arranging the cherry picker, contacting Aware, selling wristbands, badges, etc., deciding when to do the event & when each of the classes would be brought out from their rooms and so much more. Although so much could have went wrong, it all ran pretty smoothly thanks to the cooperation of every single participant! Depression is a very common condition which affects 450, 000 people in Ireland (1 in 10) at any one time. Any of us, irrespective of age, gender or background can be affected at some point in our lives. It is important to know that if you are suffering from depression, there is always someone there to help, whether you want someone to talk you through your problems or just listen. You're not alone. May that someone be a family member, friend, councilor or AWARE. Never fear to contact Aware if you are feeling in need of some help or maybe you could contact them to volunteer for their service or for a fundraising event. All of these details are on their website. You can visit the Aware website at www.aware.ie and show your support by following them on twitter @AwareIreland or at the very least please like their Facebook page which several of our students have already done! Aware’s helpline: 1890 303 302 53 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Taurus You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination to work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed. You're nothing but a damned communist. 54 Horrorscopes Gemini You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you're ‘Out there’. However, you're inclined to expect too much for too little, meaning you're cheap. Geminis are notorious for thriving on the misery of others. Cancer You are sympathetic and understanding to others problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off, and that is why you will always be on welfare, and never worth a damn. Leo Virgo You consider yourself a born leader, while others see you as pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and can't tolerate honest criticism. You are arrogant and disgusting. Leo people are thieving so and so's. You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit picking is sickening to all your friends. You are cold and unemotional, and often fall asleep in class. Virgos make excellent bus drivers and pimps. Your mean and selfish actions will turn around and bite you this week. Look out. You may feel like today has started like a horror story, but it will get worse this lunchtime. Karma’s a hindrance. Scorpio Sagittarius Aquarius You are a shrew in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success due to your lack of ethics. You are a perfect scumbag. Most Scorpions go crazy. Libra You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal because you are always getting screwed. You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. On the other hand, you lie a great deal. You tend to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are stupid. Pisces Aries You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA and FBI. You have minor influence over your associates, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a coward. You are the pioneer type and hold peoplein contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a fool. Capricorn You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You can't do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. They are notorious for farting in church. Big Brother Big Sister PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 By Aoife Hession and Conor Dever Big Brothers Big Sisters is a mentoring program that has been run in our school successfully for a number of years. It involves First year students been paired with a T.Y or Fifth year student, based on similar interests.We meet up every Tuesday at lunchtime for thirty minutes, under teachers supervision. We chat, catch up and play games like ‘Connect 4’, ‘Guess Who’ and ‘Cluedo’. Other activities that took place throughout the year included our first day induction games, quizzes, DVD days, a St. Patricks Day party and making St. Brigid’s crosses.This year we also decided to fundraise and organise a trip to Galway. The Trip On the third of May, a bus load of T.Y’s , Fifth years and First years left in the morning for a fun-filled day in Galway. We started with a trip to City Limits. We broke up into three teams and rotated between bowling, Inflatable City, and Laser Quest. The craic was mighty! Next, we headed to the Galway Shopping Centre for a bite to eat and a bitta shopping! Finally, the day ended with the awarding of Certtificates of Participation back in the school Music room. It was a great way to end a great year! New friendships were made, and a lot of fun and craic was had! We’d all like to say a massive thank you to Ms. Boyle, Ms Shaughnessy, Mr. Farragher, Ms. O’Grady and Jackie for making this year so enjoyable! 55 Paradise is a Library full of books I have been reading for as long as I can remember. My mum would read to me as a child and I learned to read quite young. I use to like fantasy stories about fairies and mermaids such as ‘The Little Mermaid’. As I got older and started school I enjoyed books by Enid Blyton. I liked the adventure and mystery in books like The Famous Five and The Secret Seven. I also liked her school books like Malory Towers and The St. Clare’s books. I liked those because of everything they got up to such as playing tricks on the teacher. My favourite books of all have to be the Harry Potter series. I have read all seven books a number of times and have seen all the films. I like those because of the mystery, magic and adventure. All my family are really into Harry Potter too. I’m quite lucky because I have a lot of books at home so there is always something to read. Even when there wasn’t we would go to the library. I first went to Galway city library when I was young. Then when headford library opened I went there instead as it was nearer and easier to get to. Headford may be small but it has a huge selection and if you can’t find a book you can always request one. You can now take out up to six books. When I came to Presentation College Headford I was thrilled to have access to yet another library. It has a great selection and you can talk about books. They do book quizzes too. I like reading so much because you can escape from the real world into a world of fantasy and adventure. It also helps your imagination if you have to write something for English. With all the new gadgets out now I have to say that I prefer having a book in my hand to read on the train or bus, on the beach or even in bed at night but if you prefer technology you can download books onto kindles and ipads. Just remember : ‘A room without books is a body without soul’ PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Punny Pictures By Shauna Quinn 56 Modern Family • • • • • • • • • • • If you love something set it free unless it’s a tiger. When life gives you lemonade make lemons and life will be all like ‘What?’. You can tell a lot about someone from their biography. Always look someone in the eye -even if they’re blind just say ‘I’m looking you in the eye’. If you ever get pulled over for speeding just tell the police officer that your spouse has diarrhoea. The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations. Dance until your feet hurt, sing until your lungs hurt, act until your William Hurt. Take a lesson from parakeets. If you’re ever feeling lonely eat in front of a mirror. Older black ladies make the best iced tea. Watch the sunrise at least once a day. If you’re ever in a jam, a crayon scrunched up under your nose makes a good pretend mustache. PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 East Meets West Orchestra By Hannah Brookfield It’s 8.30 am and the crew are ready to go. We have our instruments on board and it’s time to head off to the Wicklow Mountains on a very exciting three hour trip to perform in the East Meets West Orchestra… The bus was completely full, and like any other bus journey it was packed with chat and fun. Along the way, we stopped off at Applegreen. We wandered around, bought lots of baked goods and the like, when suddenly a Slushy machine appeared. We had to have some. To make it even more fun, it was a ‘serve-yourself’ one, so naturally we mixed the colours and filled the cups to the brim. And me being me, I also noticed that there was free water and of course, since it was free, I had to have some. Bad idea :/ As we neared our destination, the excitement and nervousness started to kick in big time. Outside the window, the views were stunning. The Wicklow Mountains looked gorgeous in the glorious sunlight of the day. On arrival, we were kindly greeted by the orchestra from Wicklow. There was plenty of tea and biscuits for us and we felt very welcome. Then, we got our instruments and started to practise our songs together. This was the first time we had performed together as a group. It worked out well, and none of us hit each other with our instruments either (we just about fitted at the end of the hall). After that we went to the beautiful Russborough House. All of us ventured through a big maze and looks around the grounds of the house. We had great fun doing so. We also went for a quick walk and encountered two women “calling the Gods” (ask any of us who went to Wicklow for the story!) We then headed back to the community centre where we were performing to have a lovely homemade dinner. I had a huge helping of lasagne, which was absolutely delicious. Shortly after that we were presented with lots of homemade cakes and tea. Scrumptious they were. We then had a quick run through most of the songs, before it was show time! We played a “Låt från Shetlandsöarna & Britches with no Stitches” medley, “Rainbow's Septuple Illusions” by Louise McCarthy, a Michael Jackson Medley, “Brazil” and Skyfall mixed in with the James Bond tune, amongst others. We also played “You’ve Got A Friend” (sung by one of the Wicklow singers) and a fantastic rap piece, composed by one of the Wicklow students! We were very impressed! The night, I believe, went down very well. Everyone enjoyed it, and so did we! All the musicians/students played fantasticly! 57 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 58 Jamming in Clifden PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 By Rioghnach Dunne Ward On Wednesday 26th of September 60 students from Presentation College Headford, 4 teachers and let’s just say a lot of instruments travelled to Clifden Community School to perform for the Clifden Arts Festival. There were many acts including the Big Band, Senior Choir, 9 Ideas and many solo acts. At 11:10 in the morning we loaded the bus for our journey, surprised to see we would be taking a double decker bus! Once the bus was filled, we headed for Clifden, going over every little detail we could remember from rehearsals. When we finally arrived (after the long, bumpy bus journey) we were provided with delicious food kindly prepared by the school’s staff. Once fed, we warmed up and tuned our instruments before we went on stage. There were mixed emotions before our performance from being excited to nervous, to being filled with adrenaline. As we made our way towards the stage to take our places Mrs. Berril introduced our school, and discussed our opening song. We began with a Jazz song ‘Jean Pierre’, which got everyone in a light-hearted mood! The show was a great success, for which we have Ms. Cunningham, Mrs. O’Shaughnessy, Mrs. Berrill and Matt Berrill to thank for, due to all their hard work and effort to make it a great day out which we all enjoyed. TY Work Experience BARNA VETERNIARY CLINIC: During my T.Y work experience I went to five very different and very interesting places, but my favourite by far was working at the Barna Veterinary Clinic. I learned so much while I was there, from how to handle different animals, taking X-Rays, how to monitor the animals during surgery, observing consultations, how to communicate with different patience and customers, to even getting to give an animal an injection! Every day was exciting and full of new things to do and learn. Everyone in the clinic was very friendly and helpful. I would definitely be keeping Veterinary as one of my career options. I would definitely reccommend work experience in this area! – Genna Monahan. NUIG: During my work experience I really wanted to get an insight to the working world so I decided to oppose the norm of going to only 3 places like everyone else & I went to 10 instead! Among them were: A newspaper, designers, clothes shop, etc... I have been asked to write about my experience in NUIG. I attended the University for one day only. It was an amazing opportunity and experience! I got in there through a family friend. I attended several lectures, observed, took part and got a wonderful insight to the life of a university student! I am greatful for the opportunity as well as being very excited and looking forward to college life! Laura Reddington iSupply, Ballybane: Not only was iSupply a terrific 5 days of work experience, it was also a fun week! iSupply are a printers in Galway. I got a tour of the factory and got a demonstration of the various machines they use for printing, folding and laminating. The staff were all kind, eager to show me the place and great craic in general! I spent most of the week in their design deparment, iD3, where I was laying out letters for doctors, taking photos of restaurant menues and designing tags for clothes. I got a great insight into the working life of a graphic designer, and needless to say, it’s definetly something I’m considering doing! Ruairi McNicholas 59 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Back in the Bog By Eric Healy On May 8th this year over 100 2nd Year students left PCH for Petersburg Outdoor Education Centre. This year the boys got the luxury of the top building and the girls were in the dorms. The food was as nice as always especially the hot soup at lunch. We did a range of water and land based exercises. The gorge walking was as ever a popular one but others such as raft building, kayaking and caving also proved popular this year. We arrived on Wednesday morning, broke into our activity and cleaning groups and then left on an activity. That night the group began to become weary but never fear the girls and boys of second year were still able for a night of talking, whispering and giggling. This of course meant there were a few people struggling to get up on Thursday morning. That day the weather was much better and we all enjoyed the activities more. By Thursday night some rooms had their lights out and were asleep by 11 o’ clock, and most people seemed worn out. On Friday after our morning activity and a good clean up we returned the school. This was another successful trip and the group were a credit to the school, getting compliments from the staff in Petersburg for being very polite and mannerly so well done to all! Thanks to Ms. Cunningham, Ms. O’Grady, Ms. Concannon and Mr. Farragher for coming on this trip as it would not be possible without them. Who’s That baby? 60 THIS SHEEP FARMER TRAINS THE FIRST YEARS YOU’D NEVER THINK THIS FRENCH MAN WAS RAISED IN THE HILLs OF KERRY. tHIS CEOLMHAR CLARE MAN LOVES HIS ABBA. THIS YOUNG LAD IS TOTES BESTIES WITH OUR CLARE BOI. This lady loves her “learning checks”! PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 5 Headford Players on Galway Minor panel 5 Headford players on Galway Minor Panel Five PCH players qualified for the Galway minor football panel this year. Darragh Moran, Stephen Lawless, Padraic Cunningham, Richard Fahy and Dylan Corbett all made the panel. This was a great achievement and shows the strength of gaelic football in the school and in the area. Recently the Galway Minor Footballers captured the Connacht Minor League title. Senior Team: The senior team was strong this year and competed well in the league. Having won their opening championship game against Kiltimagh, they lost the Connacht semi-final to St. Aloysius Athlone. Headford played very well in this match and lead by three points with a minute to go. Athlone scored a goal in the last minute and went on to win in extra-time. This was a great disappointment as many felt the team could have won the Connacht Championship this year. 61 Second Year: The Second Year side had another great year, reaching the Connacht A Final as the Connacht champions from last year. They beat strong teams from St. Gerald's Castlebar and St. Muredach's Ballina in the quarter-final and semi-final. However, they lost the Connacht decider to a very strong Rice College, Westport side. Céin D'arcy performed very well as captain with Nathan McGhee the pick of the forwards. The Junior team went out to St. Nathy's Ballaghderreen and the Juveniles made the quarter-final before losing to Roscommon CBS. Senior Awards: Best Score:..........................................Conor Casserly v St. Marys Best Player:.........................................Richard Fahy Best Team Performance:...................V Kiltimagh Worst Miss:.........................................Killian McHigh v St. Aloysius Best Save:............................................Richard Joyce v St. Colman’s Sorry, I shouldn’t have done that:....Killian McHugh pucking the poor lad from Roscommon CBS Best Haircut:.......................................Aaron McDonagh (just cuz of the effort) PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Another great season for boys soccer The school soccer teams performed very well again this season. Pride of place goes to the U-17 team which won the championship. The senior team reached the final only to lose to the eventual All-Ireland Champions. The U-15s came through their group and the First Years competed well in their group but failed to go through. The U-17 team have their own page as champions. Below is an account of the other 3 sides. Senior Team It was clear from the beginning of the season that the senior team was going to be strong. PCH had been in the U-17 and senior finals in 2012 and the senior team was made up of players from both sides. Richard Fahy was captain and Aidan O’Sullivan and Padraic Cunningham were scoring freely for Mervue Utd. Aaron McDonagh was the fourth player to represent Galway at U-18 level. Players such as Kevin Moylan and Conor Canty had already played in several finals. The first match however showed some flaws in defence as we were held 3-3 by Westport. The second match ended in an 8-4 victory over Davitt College Castlebar. The talent in the team was obvious and Headford went through as group winners but to concede seven goals in two games was worrying. We beat St. Aloysius Athlone in the quarter final 3-1. In the semi final, Headford beat a tough Athenry team 3-2. Aidan O’Sullivan, Padraic Cunningham and Kevin Moylan scored the goals with Kevin’s goal coming in the last minute. So we were in the final again. 62 The final was played in the Show grounds in Sligo against Summerhill on a beautiful sunny day. Summerhill had an excellent side and although Headford stayed with them for much of the match. Sligo deserved their 4-2 win. Padraic Cunningham and Aidan O’Sullivan scored again and Aidan had a valid goal disallowed in the first half. Summerhill went on to win the All-Ireland. So, this group of Leaving Certs came close but failed to win the Connacht Championship. Some of them played in four Connacht finals in the course of their time in PCH. Once again, they represented the school very well and well done to Mr Healy who took over the team and brought them this far. U-15 The Under 15s had a good season coming through their group before going out to a very strong Athenry side in the quarter final.Their first victory was 6-3 away to Muredach’s, Ballina. They beat St. Gerald’s Castlebar 2-0 and drew 2-2 against an outstanding Ballyhaunis side which eventually got through to the All-Ireland final. After such a good run in the group they went out 3-2 to a very strong Presentation Athenry side in the quarter-final. An injury to outstanding player Adam Quirke didn’t help their cause. First Year The first years started well with some big wins in challenge games against St.Enda’s and Clifden. In their first group match in Drum against the Bish they staged a great comeback scoring 3 goals in the last 20 minutes to get a 3-3 draw. Pierce O’Connor scored two. However, we were outplayed by Athenry in the next group match and lost 5-2. Cian O’Toole and Eoin Morris scored the goals. We knew we had to win the last match against Ballinrobe. The team played very well and had several chances but Ballinrobe took their chances to win 2-0. The first year team has several very good players and will compete well in future years. The First Year B team was involved in three exciting games. In the first match, we drew 5-5 with Moneenageisha. We beat the St. Enda’s B team 5-4 and lost 3-0 to Ballinrobe who played many of their first team. Best Performance - Finnan Guy, Best Goal - Mark Conway and Worst Miss -Sean Monaghan. Senior: Best goal: Ciarán Kerin v Davitts Best Moment: Kevin Moylan in semi Worst Moment: Conor Casserly’s lack of movement in goal Best Player: Aaron McDonagh Best Looking Player: Conor Canty Longest in the shower: Aaron McDonagh Awards U-15: Best goal: Adam Quirke v Ballina Best save: Daire Doherty ‘scorpion kick’ Best performance: Daire Doherty v Ballyhaunis Best own goal: Aaron Mulryan Best moment: Daire Doherty getting sent off Best impact sub: Colm ‘Fla’ Flaherty Best quote: ‘Ye have to have the hunger!’ PCH PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 MAGAZINE 2012/2013 , it’s Jaysus ! heavy 63 king the o lo e ’r u o Y y, Honey! a w g n o r w PCHMAGAZINE MAGAZINE2012/2013 2012/2013 PCH 64 64 PCH PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 MAGAZINE 2012/2013 65 65 Back Row L-R Isobel Flynn, Stephanie Mofatt, Aisling Derrig, Jessica King, Jennifer Mullin, Aoibhinn Byron, Eimear O’Kane(Captain), Claire O’Kane, Mary Conneally, Ailbhe Costello, Tara Hennessey, Erin Coyle. Front Row L-R Mary Flood, Rachel Cavanagh, Mary Nicole Reilly, Niamh Geraghty, Ciara Devlin, Ciara Kenny, Laura Canty, Lorraine Newell, Cathy McCole, Lorna Cunningham. PCHMAGAZINE MAGAZINE2012/2013 2012/2013 PCH 66 isn’t Chemistry iamh! that bad, N Dyed ve a Anyone ha ? spare shoe Caoimhe Seachtain Na Gaeilge PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 By Stiofánín Breathnach & Ms. De Bhrún “Tír gan teanga, tír gan anam”. Comórtais filíochta,tráth na gceist – imeachtaí a bhí ar siúl í gColáiste na Toirbhirte do Sheactain na Gaeilge í mbliana. Bhí sport is spraoi ag na hiomaitheoirí go léir a ghlac páirt sna cómortais. Scríobh an cúigiú agus an dara bliain dánta agus ghlacamar páirt I gcomórtas filíochta. Scríobh na daltaí danta faoi go leor abháir, mar shampla nádur, spórt, teaghlach agus na séasúir. Bhí cúirt filíochta sa rang, léigh gach ‘file’ dán os comhair an ranga. Bhí gach dán dea-scríofa. Buaiteoirí sa dara bliain: Meghan Nic Aodha Séamas Mac an Bhearsúiligh Stiofán Ó Néill Buaiteoirí sa chúigiú bliain: Tadhg Ó Gliasáin Lusaí Ní Chopingéir Stephanie Breathnach Chuireamar na dánta isteach ar an gComórtas Náisiúnta filiochta eagraithe ag Conradh na Gaeilge do Sheachtain na Gaeilge. Nuair a fuaireamar na torthaí bhí gach duine bródúil gur bhuaigh Tadhg Ó Gliasáin an chéad áit sa chomortas Náisiúnta agus bhuaigh sé seasca euró agus teastas dá dhán. Bhuaigh Seamus mac an Bhearsúiligh duais fresin sa Chomórtas ‘Blagáil’. Comhghairdeas libh. Ó mhí na Samhna ghlac na daltaí sa chúigiú bliain páirt í dtrath na gceist. Freagraíodh ceisteanna ar iliomad téamaí- stair, spórt, cúrsaí reatha, scannáin is ceol. Bhí foirne de cheathrar againn. Bhí an craobh bhabhta ar siúl I rith Sheachtain na Gaeilge. Tar éis cúig bhabhta bhí foireann E sa chéad áit leis an scór 186 agus bhí foireann C sa dara háit le 177. Comhghairdeas libh go léir. Buaiteoirí: Tadhg Ó Gliasain Amy Ní Argadán Eilis Seoighe Ciarraí Ní Thuathail Dara háit: Aoife Ní Mhairtín Emma Ní hAllmhuiráin Ciara Ní Sheaonín Stephanie Breathnach. 67 F PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 68 • Awkward Moment When By Genna Monahan It’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale. Someone takes your sarcasm seriously. You still can’t understand someone after they have repeated something 4 times, so you just smile and nod. You start telling a hilarious story and burst out laughing, while everyone else is like “you already told me that”. You’re walking and then start thinking about how you’re walking, and suddenly feel like you’re walking weird. You press a button on a toy in a store and it won’t stop making noises and you’re just like… ‘Walk away, walk away’. You accidently accept a compliment that wasn’t meant for you. You say goodbye to someone and both end up walking in the same direction. A package says “easy open” and you end up using scissors, a knife, a hammer, a gun and pliers to open it. You try to spell a word correctly, but it looks wrong, so you stare at it forever, questioning its existence. Someone says, “Hello” and you reply, “Good thanks!” You’re tired and sleepy, but as soon as you go to sleep your body is like ‘ha-ha just kidding’. You try to step out of someone’s way and you both step the same way…twice. You wave and smile at someone enthusiastically and they don’t see you. Someone wears more make-up than clothes. You shout the wrong part of a song with confidence. You feel like you’re about to sneeze, make a weird crinkly nose face, end up not sneezing and looking like an idiot. You take a shower in the middle of the day and you’re not sure if you should put on normal clothes, or pyjamas. Your laugh is funnier than the joke. F1 in Schools By Laura Cradock Formula 1 is a competition run by ICS skills & Engineering Ireland in Secondary schools across 34 different countries aimed at getting students interested in engineering. The main concept of the competition is to design a miniature f1 car and race it against other students. There was one team this year, and they were “Team Supernova” in the senior category. Team Supernova is comprised of Eva Cotter, Rory Cradock, Conor Biggins, Rory McNicholas, and Laura Cradock. Our team got through the first stage of the competition and then made it to the western regional final, held in GMIT in Castlebar on March 5th. Out of the 30 teams at the regionals, 7 teams proceeded to the National finals in Griffith College on April 30th. Although we put a lot of effort into our portfolio, website and car design, we didn’t proceed to the next stage of the competition. The team’s that advanced to the National finals from that day were from Donegal, Sligo and Mayo. The day in Castlebar was a highly enjoyable day where the team met several other teams that were in the competition and talked to them about our different ideas. Although we were highly disappointed when we didn’t advance to the next stage, we still enjoyed the competition and the time that we put into the entry. The team also had a class day down in Castlebar and had mad banter during the few months before the official race. The team would like to thank their teacher Mr. Ryder for giving them lots of help and advice throughout the competition and urge other students to take part in this interesting and enjoyable competition. PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Poetry Competition An Mhóin Ag Fáil Bháis Ciontacht Céard tá sa mhóin? An fásra dlúite í, Thar na mílte bliain? Nó an morán cuimhní í? Cuimhní de na daoine a bhí Ag breathnú uirthi Sular leasaíodh go luaith agus deatach í. Rud uafásach í Lán le brón Lán le cealg Smaoinimís ar na coirp Á bhaint as na portaigh, Na rudaí a chonaic said, Na botúin go léir a rinne an cine daonna, Agus iad á gcaomhnú Sa talamh. Is cosúil le haer te í A leathnaíonn amach go choinnítear í Is cosúil le timpeallán í A thóghann tú le haghaidh casadh Is cosúíl le slí bheatha í Ceann nach raibh tú ag iarraidh, Ag obair go dian gach lá Chun í a choinneáil uait. Le Seán Mac Guilla Mhuíre (821 – Dára Bliain) Buateoir Soisearach A bhuí leis an mhóin, A thug teas dúinn agus muidne fuar, A d’fhan comhsheasmhach nuair a ghearr muid í. Ach anois, is í ag rith amach Tá rud éigin le déanamh againn: Meas a thabhairt don mhóin. 69 le Tadhg Ó Gliasáin (211 – 5ú Bliain) Buateoir Sinsearach Nostalgia I’d Throw You... It is sad to think I will never Be able to go back, looking at The photos stacked in my room. Nostalgia is something I usually Lack, trying to hide my Secret gloom. I’d throw you if I saw you, But I’d probably just ignore you; For Beauty is nothing without you, Yet you and I are nothing at all; My cheeks so young and fresh, Hair so much longer than it is Now, I remember trying to open The cupboard and having to Stretch, now things are easier to Get down. Just passing strangers, Perhaps a little eccentric, Something odd, maybe, A coloured feather on your hat, Or a guitar on my back. I guess there was never anything, Just dreams and hopes and Thoughts about the future; Back in the good old days when The food was cheap and so were The clothes. Things have changed In so many ways, now the “good old” Shops are closed. But the future is nothing, Without the past, the present, And everything in between, And I am nothing without you, By Isobel Mc Mahon (2nd Year) Junior Winner Just flesh and bones and nothing more. By Clara Jestin-Thoraval (5th Year) Senior Winner PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Road Rage By John Moroney Winning Essay Maude O’Connell inhaled deeply as she stepped outside her front door. It was a bright, fresh spring morning and although her house was located deep in the suburbs, she could hear birds singing. This lifted her spirits as she eased her creaking limbs across the short walk to her purple Nissan Micra. She fumbled in her handbag for her keys, before opening the door and sitting in heavily. She realised sadly that she was out of breath. Her eighty-two year old body was beginning to let her down. Still, Maude was a fiercely independent old woman. When her daughter Susan had suggested earlier in the week that she would drop round to pick her up for lunch, Maude was having none of it. “Your old mother is still well able to drive”, she had told her over the phone. “I’ll see you at eleven-thirty”. As far as she was concerned, thought Maude, pulling slowly out of her driveway that April morning, it was just going to be a perfectly normal day. How wrong she was. To reach Susan’s house, Maude had to take one of the minor, less-used roads leaving the city. Well, in truth, she could have taken the new motorway, but she deeply distrusted it as it had only been built in recent years, and Maude had always used her own route to get to Ballykirwan. She didn’t feel comfortable on the big, new road either; everyone drove too fast. As the houses began to die away, Maude pushed the car towards twenty miles per hour. Just as she rounded a corner, she saw it. Another car (a bigger, rather flashier model) was stalled at the side of the road. There was smoke pouring out of the engine and a man was gazing forlornly into the bonnet of the car. Maude pushed her glasses further up her nose and squinted at the scene. Her eyesight wasn’t the best, but she could tell he was a young man. He had a very tight haircut and was wearing a black polo-neck sweater. He kept throwing agitated looks over his shoulder. He was the sort of person that one did not offer lifts to. ‘Poor chap’, thought Maude. ‘He looks like he’s in a spot of bother’. She brought her car to a trundling halt alongside his and slowly rolled down the window. “Alright dearie?” she called. The man shot her what can only be described as a poisonous look. Misinterpreting it as a plea for help, Maude tried again. “Do you need a lift, honey?” The other motorist cast a critical eye over Maude’s small car. He looked back in the direction Maude had come. A distant hum indicated that another vehicle was approaching. After a brief hesitation, the man spoke in a deep gravelly voice. “Yeah, thanks”. Maude beamed at him and gestured at the seat beside her. “Hop right in”. “One sec”, muttered her soon-to-be travelling companion as he flung open the rear door of his vehicle. He thrust something large and bulky in his pocket, which glinted in the sun as he did so, and grabbed a large backpack. To Maude’s amazement, he also deftly removed the registration plates from the front and back of the stricken automobile. “Don’t want anyone stealin’ ‘em” he grunted to the bemused old woman. These, along with the backpack, were flung into the back and without a further word, he settled himself in the front passenger seat. 70 Five minutes later, the hitchhiker was gritting his teeth as he stared incredulously at the needle on Maude’s speedometer, which despite the expanse of open road ahead of them, continued to wobble around the thirty miles-per-hour mark. He sighed and threw yet another glance at the rear-view mirror. Oblivious to her companion’s agitation, Maude tried to make small talk. “So Frank”, she began cheerily. “If you’re not headed back into the city, where do you want to go?” It seemed to take the man a second to realise she was addressing him. “Em, wherever you’re headed yourself” he replied. “I’m going to Ballykirwan” she said, “but that’s some distance from here. Do you want me to drive you somewhere closer?” The man replied that he had family there, and that her destination suited him. “But what about your car?” continued Maude, worried for the young man. “’S grand, a mate’s takin’ care of it”, he mumbled, brandishing the mobile phone in his hand. Seeing that their conversation was going nowhere, Maude reached to turn on the radio. The end of a news report came through the tinny speakers. “….Bank of Ireland branch on Main Street. One cashier has been rushed to hospital, and over £40,000 was taken. Gardaí are seeking one man of medium build ….” But the end of the report was lost as ‘Frank’ succumbed to an almighty fit of coughing the only receded when an ad break began. Maude’s kindly face was wrinkled with concern as she turned to him. “Do you want a drink of water? I’ve got a bottle in the boot”. He assured her that would not be needed, but he did have a bit or a headache, so would she mind turning off the radio? In the silence that followed, ’Frank’s’ mind raced. He was going to need to get rid of this little old lady. They were going far too slow, and soon the police in the surrounding areas would be on the lookout for him. His hand automatically went to the pistol in his pocket as he considered his options. Maude hummed cheerily to herself as they made their way slowly along the country lanes. Out or the corner of her eye she saw her companion shift restlessly in his seat, but she only smiled to herself. “He’s probably uncomfortable in my company”, she thought. They were about twenty miles beyond the city when Maude, without warning, pulled in on a deserted stretch of road. “I’m sorry, dearie”, she wheezed, “but it’s getting rather cold. Would you mind getting my jacket out of the boot?” ‘Frank’ could not believe his luck. This was the opportunity he needed. Nodding in agreement, he slid out of his seat and walked around to the back of the car. There, he removed the pistol from his pocket. The flight tickets were also there. Within a few hours he’d be leaving the country for good. It looked like the cashier he’d been forced to shoot in the bank was not going to make it, so what difference would a second corpse make? Maude smiled to herself. With a movement so deft that it seemed almost impossible for a woman of her age, she put the car in reverse. Then she slammed her foot down. There was a sickening thud, a sharp cry, and then silence. Slowly, Maude got out of the car to admire her handiwork. She could tell from the way that the man was sprawled on the road with his neck at a bizarre angle that he would not be getting up. She tutted to herself as she noticed a small dent in the back of the car. Carefully, using the tip of her shoe, she rolled the body over into the ditch. Then she sat swiftly into the car and drove off. Maude O’ Connell was not stupid. She had been listening to the news as soon as she’d left her house. She knew exactly who she had picked up. In her opinion, he deserved to die. She was doing society a favour. And, she thought, as she eyed the bulging backpack in the rear-view mirror, she would accept this as her reward. PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Recipe for Success As we all know being a student in PCH requires quite a bit of homework and study but sometimes you need a tasty treat to get you through. What if you don’t have much time to create a delicious snack? Well, never fear this recipe is quick, tasty and mess free (almost)! Brownies in a mug ienotusr Ingp rofesed lf-rising fl ½ cu ¼ cup of sugar 1tbsp of oil 3tbsps of water Pinch of salt r illa ice cream o 1 scoop of van ) cream (optional Method: Sieve all the dry ingredients into a mug and make a well in the centre. Add remaining ingredients and stir with a spoon until you get a smooth m ixture. Pop into the m icrowave for ab out 3 minutes (Watch it close ly so it doesn’t explode!) Allow to cool and enjoy with ic e cream, cream or marsh mallows’ etc. 71 Finark The search for truth Congratulations to Mrs Mcloughlin on the publication of her book, “Finark: The Search for Truth. The book can be purchased in the Sunflowe Café in Headford, Dubray in Tuam, Charlie Byrnes in Town, and on E. Kindle Finark is a young man from the West of Ireland who becomes embroiled in the affairs of another world. He discovers human influences there that result in him becoming a bridge between many worlds. The bonds Finark forges through battles and adventures will challenge his strongest allegiance. PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Tiny Dancer in My Hand By Caoimhe Kennedy Lily-Mae Morrison is now 5 years old, she likes dinosaurs and dancing, she lives in Claregalway with her parents Jude and Leighton (who also like dancing). Lily-Mae also likes her little brother Evan, she is very sick at the moment but hopes with your help to be dancing again soon. Last summer she was diagnosed with stage 4 neuroblastoma. This is a rare form of cancer that affects 1 in 100,000 children in Ireland. Her uncle Paul set up the Sunni Mae Trust to help Lily-Mae’s family with the cost of caring for a seriously ill child. One of the trust’s main projects last Christmas was to release a single to get to Christmas number 1. With the help of the organiser Stephen Macken, they gathered a chorus of over 200 people and amazingly got the single to number 2 in the Irish charts and most importantly raised so much money and awareness for this evil cancer. Lily-Mae’s mum Judith is my balTrust, I wanted to help out as much as I let teacher at Corrib Dance Academy. could. I organised a music gig called “A Because of Lily-Mae’s treatment is Day for Lily-Mae” to raise some money. The day was a great success and it raised in Dublin, she can no longer work in CDA while Lily-Mae is sick. She came nearly €500. I was blown away by the back for a few days to re-choreograph willingness of people to give anything they a dance and even though she was must had to help the cause and give up their time have been stressed out, she looked so to help me organise it. Lily-Mae is indeed happy just to be back teaching again. a fighter and her mother is one amazingly strong woman. When I heard about the Sunni-Mae I love you to the moon and back. 72 Comic Strip Competition By Conor Biggins - TY - Winning COmic By Eoin O’Toole Corn Fhursa PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 The Corn Fhursa is an award to the Leaving Cert student who has made the greatest contribution to sport during his or her time in school. The award was introduced by Mr. Fursey Heneghan. The trophy is held by the student for the year and his or her photo is displayed within the school. This year, the award goes to Richard Fahy. Richard played with Moyne Villa soccer team before moving to Mervue Utd. He plays gaelic football for the Headford minor team and is currently in midfield for the Galway minor side. From the start, Richard excelled at sport in the school. He was often captain as he has always had leadership qualities. He was part of the Second Year side that won the Connacht football championship and captained the senior gaelic team. Because of his height and strength, the midfield position suits Richard. As well as winning possession, he always distributes the ball well and never gives up. For similar reasons, Richard played midfield on school soccer teams. Over the past three years, Richard played in four Connacht Finals at Junior and Senior level for PCH. While he did not get that winner's medal, his teams came very close, especially in 2012 when penalties and a last minute goal denied PCH in the Junior and Senior final. Richard always gave everything on the field. Very much a team player, he encouraged his teammates and displayed a great attitude on and off the field. He was the unanimous choice of all the teachers in the school. We all wish him a great future in sport in the years to come and hope to see him in Croke Park in September. 73 PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Magazine Committee This year’s magazine committee was run by 17 individuals from both 5th Year and Transition Year. Lots of blood, sweat and tears went into this year’s magazine and we hoped that ye enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making of it :D The members of the committee this year were Ruairí McNicholas, Aoife Martyn, Amy Conway, Sarah Doherty, Emma O’Sullivan, Ryan Harte, Conor Dever, Aoife Hession, Ciara Lynskey, Shauna Quinn, Genna Monahan, Laura Reddington, Hannah Brookfield, Fynn McMahon, Rioghnach Dunne-Ward, Caoimhe Kennedy & Laura Cradock. On behalf of the magazine committee we would like to give a big thank you to Mr.O’Mahony , who helped us and gave us the guidance we needed throughout. Between Room 6, Room 33, Room 23, our hub in the resource centre, countless memory sticks, a few laptops, many cameras, a fine array of SD cards with four billion folders on each(‘IT HAS TO BE ON THAT ONE’), our endless supply of catchphrases and in between our bickering, we managed to create a magazine :) A special thanks goes to Emily Metadjer for letting us borrow her camera to take the class photos, and of course we have to mention CIARRAI O’ TOOLE for her helpful suggestions and being our official hooverist. We learnt many things about each other throughout the production of the magazine, we had the ‘lols’ and ‘bants’….. NO ONE should ever move the desktop icons on Ryan’s laptop. Touching Ruairí’s screen on his ‘precious’ laptop……. IS A NO GO. 74 We would also like to say a massive “Thank You” to Mr. Healy for teaching us how to use a phone via email… how ironic that we can put a magazine together on one laptop but can’t use a simple phone :P Also special thanks for letting us use your room for photos, it was great craic taking the staples off the wall. Thanks to all the teachers who allowed us time off to work on this magazine and gave us the use of the computers, and to Geraldine for tolerating our presence in the office 24/7. Also, thank you Mr.Badger for storing all our photos. Loudly. To all those Leaving Certs who showed up late for their photos, be thankful to Ms. Gibbons for filling in your position so we didn’t forget about you !!!! We would like to a say ‘Good Luck’ to all the Leaving Certs with the BIG exams and wishing ye all success and good luck in the future. Ye will be missed. Finally, thanks to you, the reader. THANKS FOR READING AND ENJOY THE SUMMER :) PCH By Amy Conway, Laura Cradock and Ryan Harte Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs so no one kills you. Whoever snuck the “s” into “fast food” is a clever person. If your mother can’t find it, then it’s gone forever. MAGAZINE 2012/2013 Love weighs more than gold. The definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over but expecting different results. I dream of a better tomorrow. where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives Be yourself. the world worships the original. Time you enjoy wasting wasn’t time wasted. 3 am text messages : “Hey are you sleep?” “No, Im scuba diving!!” Time is like money, some can spend it wisely, some can’t. Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t. 75 My mother always said, if you cant say anything nice, then dont say anything at all.. And people wonder why I’m so quiet around them! Guys stop with the Harry Potter jokes please... I'm Sirius... My dad used to beat me with a camera... I still get flashbacks. Life is not about people who act true to your face. its about people who remain true behind your back. Yawning is contagious – even thinking about yawning is enough. After reading this there is a 50% chance that you will yawn. PCH MAGAZINE 2012/2013 76