Sep 26 - Oct 4 - Cascadia Weekly
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Sep 26 - Oct 4 - Cascadia Weekly
c a s c a d i a LAND SWAP: WLT AND TRILLIUM PARK IT, P. 8 KINDRED SPIRITS: UDDER PULLING AND FISH TOSSING, P. 11 Reporting from the heart of Cascadia | 9/27/06 | 1.29 | FREE FALL INTO MUSIC GUIDE TO GETTING DOWN AND ROCKING OUT, P.16 FAMILY AFFAIR: PHOTOS DOCUMENT RELATIVITY OF RELATIVES, P. 14 THAT ONE CURVE: A DANCE FOR EVERY BODY, P. 15 SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS: Stupid, yet smart, P. 21 Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 Do IT it 33 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 DO PARTY! RACE! DANCE! 2 SUNDAY, OCTOBER 1ST WITH YOUR KINDRED SPIRITS, locals who celebrate our unique community WHAT: A community party featuring our region’s fabulous beer, wine and food, a high energy barn dance and the first ever “POINT 2 K” Harvest Chase - a fish tossing, corn shucking, udder pulling, grape squeezing, tomato slurping, apple chomping race course. WHEN & WHERE: October 1st, 1-5 pm; POINT 2 K Chase begins at 1:30 pm. Depot Market Square, Railroad Ave. in downtown Bellingham FUNDRAISER: Admission ONLY $10! Tickets available at the Community Food Co-op and Village Books. All proceeds benefit Sustainable Connections’ Food and Farming Program. 360 647-7093 www.SustainableConnections.org YOGA NORTHWEST f Bellingham an out o di nto tep S since 1979 w SSES CLA CT 1 E E FR 5 - O 2 SEP FALL OCT SESSIO N 2-D EC 1 0 Iyengar Yoga . 30 Classes Weekly . Beginners - Advanced . Prenatal . Kids . Backcare . & Plus Size Yoga www.yoganorthwest.com (360) 647-0712 1210 10th St, Historic Fairhaven, Bellingham he re e tor verything has a s Jewelry Fabrics Gifts Belly Dancing Supplies y 1417 Cornwall Avenue Downtown Bellingham 733-8368 WEDNESDAY Words Poetry Open Mic: 8pm, Stuart’s at the Market Mary Getten: 7:30pm, Village Books Literacy Tutor Orientation: 7pm, Bellingham Public Library Community Final Wednesday Market: 3-7pm, Fairhaven Village Green 28 THURSDAY On Stage Serial Killers: 8pm and 10pm, iDiOM Theater You Can’t Take It With You: 8pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild Aesop’s Fables: 7pm, Bellingham Public Library Music WhAAM! Show: 7pm, Anything Grows Shooglenifty: 7:30pm, Leopold Crystal Ballroom Words Open Mic Poetry Night: 7pm, Barnes & Noble Anne Brown Celebration: 5-8pm, Whatcom Center for Early Learning Nancy Maryboy: 5pm, Village Books Kit Bakke: 7:30pm, Village Books 29 FRIDAY On Stage The Lonesome West: 8pm, iDiOM Theater DK & Morgan: 7:30pm; Theatresports 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre You Can’t Take It With You: 8pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild Fiddler on the Roof: 7:30pm, Anacortes Community Theatre it A D I SATURDAY On Oct. 3, head to Nancy’s Farm to hear East Coast singer and Celtic fiddler extraordinaire Laura Cortese On Stage You Can’t Take It With You: 8pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild The Lonesome West: 8pm, iDiOM Theater DK & Morgan: 7:30pm; Theatresports 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Late Night Cabaret: Midnight, Upfront Theatre Fiddler On the Roof: 7:30pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Dance That One Curve: 7:30pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center Contra Dance: 7:30-11pm, Fairhaven Library Belly Dance Showcase: 7pm, India Grill Music Whatcom Symphony Orchestra: With Dee Daniels, 7:30pm, Mount Baker Theatre Words Terry Bain: 7:30pm, Village Books Community Sand in the City: 10am-6pm, Squalicum Harbor Bellingham Farmers Market: 10am3pm, Depot Market Square Corn Maze: 12-10pm, Lynden Animals as Natural Therapy: Open house, 2-5pm, Windy Acres Farm Does this glasswork look familiar? To meet Dale Chihuly, the man behind the masterpiece, head to Village Books Sept. 30 for a slideshow and book signing Puget Sound Toy Show: 9am-3:30pm, Northwest Washington Fairgrounds Zen and the Two Worlds: 7:30pm, Unitarian Fellowship Fruit Festival: 11am-4pm, Cloud Mountain Farm, Everson Festival of Family Farms: 10am5pm, Skagit Valley Lake Samish Salmon Roe: 10am, Samish Park Visual Arts Art + All That Jazz: Preview 7-9pm, ARCO Exhibit Building Dale Chihuly: 12-2pm, Village Books Cornucopia of Quilts: 10am-5pm, St. Luke’s Community Health Education Center Scottish ensemble Shooglenifty blends traditional Celtic tunes with “acidcroft” dance grooves Sept. 28 at the Leopold Crystal Ballroom 01 SUNDAY 02 On Stage Words Little Red Riding Hood: 2pm, Whatcom Museum of History & Art Poetry Night: 8pm, Fantasia Espresso Sara Stamey: 7pm, Village Books Music Ed Johnson and Novo Tempo Quartet: 7pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center Community That One Curve: 7:30pm, Firehouse Performing Arts Center Public Dance Party: 9-11pm, U & Me Dance Sand in the City: 10am-6pm, Squalicum Harbor Fruit Festival: 11am-4pm, Cloud Mountain Farm, Everson Corn Maze: 2-6pm, Lynden Festival of Family Farms: 124pm, Skagit Valley Harvest Chase .2K Race: 1:30pm, Depot Market Square Crop Walk: 2pm, Fairhaven Village Green Music Ben Kweller: 7pm, Viking Union, WWU Community Sand in the City: 10am-4pm, Squalicum Harbor Corn Maze: 6-10pm, Lynden Cornucopia of Quilts: 10am-8pm, St. Luke’s Community Health Education Center | do C 30 Dance Visual Arts plan it S MONDAY Visual Arts Shoot the Family: Opening 10am-4pm, Western Gallery 03 TUESDAY Dance Scottish Country Dancing: 7:30pm, Fairhaven Public Library Music BIMA Showcase: 7pm, Bellingham Public Market Laura Cortese: 7:30pm, Nancy’s Farm Words For more event information, see complete listings starting on p.12 To get your events listed, send info to [email protected] A Do IT it 33 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 DO 27 post it A Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 clip it C Ferdinand Protzman: 7:30pm, Village Books Community Street Trees Talk: 12:30pm, Whatcom Museum 3 Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 Do it 3 | LETTERS Letters 4-5 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 INSIDE Cascadia Weekly: Phone/FAX 360.647.8200 table of contents Editorial credits letters Editor & Publisher: Tim Johnson ext 260 { editor@ cascadiaweekly.com Photo by Phil Rose, Midline Design Activists rally at the International Day of Peace 2006 on Sept. 21 at Maritime Heritage Park. Views & News 4: Setbacks and band-aids 6: Parting of the Greenways 7: Name game 8: Land + swap = new park 11: Apple-chomping and grape-squishing Culture 12: Poetic justice 13: Ode to the sockeye 14: Shooting the family News Editor: Emily Weiner ext 205 {news@ cascadiaweekly.com Arts & Entertainment Editor: Amy Kepferle ext ext 203 {calendar@ cascadiaweekly.com Music & Film Editor: Carey Ross ext 204 {music@ cascadiaweekly.com Production Art Director: Jesse Kinsman {graphics@ cascadiaweekly.com Send All Advertising Materials To [email protected] 15: Seven tales for seven bodies 16: Aural Instruction 101 21: Napoleon vs. Billy Bob Rear End 22: Crossword, Help Wanted & Buy/Sell/Trade 23: Real Astrology 25: Rentals/Real Estate 27: This Modern World, Mannkind & Troubletown C A S C A D I A ©2006 Cascadia Weekly (ISSN 1931-3292) is published each Wednesday by Cascadia Newspaper Company LLC. 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Please keep letters shorter than 300 words. c a s c a d i a LAND SWAP: WLT AND TRILLIUM PARK IT, P. 8 KINDRED SPIRITS: UDDER PULLING AND FISH TOSSING, P. 11 Reporting from the heart of Cascadia | 9/27/06 | 1.29 | FREE FALL INTO MUSIC GUIDE TO GETTING DOWN AND ROCKING OUT, P.16 FAMILY AFFAIR: PHOTOS DOCUMENT RELATIVITY OF RELATIVES, P. 14 THAT ONE CURVE: A DANCE FOR EVERY BODY, P. 15 SCHOOL FOR SCOUNDRELS: Stupid, yet smart, P. 21 Newspaper Advisory Group: Yvonne Cartwright Bianchi, Robert Hall, Seth Murphy, Michael Petryni, David Syre 4 letters Contact Cover: No-Fi Soul Rebellion. Photo by Chris Fuller Be wise with Greenways dollars Last week’s Gristle quoted only one line that was part of a much lengthier explanation about my views on the use of Greenway levy funds for Chuckanut Ridge. Like many that worked for passage of the most recent levy, I believe the levy funds should be used frugally, based on the historic comprehensive process. Chuckanut Ridge is one of as many as 20 key properties on the Southside of town that could help complete or enhance the Greenway program for trails and conservancy. The cost and community benefit of each and every parcel acquired must be considered. All key properties deserve thoughtful consideration and should not be dismissed without such analysis. The cost/benefit comparisons are an essential step in formulating priorities. Unfortunately, the Greenways Levy cannot provide every need or want so choices must be made. When a development plan is submitted, the City will receive, for free, about 30 percent of Chuckanut Ridge as the required development set asides for trails, wetlands and buffers are established. Only at that time should Greenway funding be considered to further expand the width of the trail corridor for a quality hiking experience. Additional Greenway funding should also be used to widen the wetland buffers. This is why the levy was passed. Greenway funding should not be used, however, for buying down the number of units built in a development. Alternative funding sources are available for this purpose such as local taxing districts, grants and private fundraising. I fully support these alternative efforts. It would be a shame to lose even one tree of this forest. The Greenway system and its funding levy are precious gifts from the community to ourselves. Let us be wise, fair, consistent and especially re- sponsible about the use and distribution of these funds that are contributed by all Bellingham taxpayers. —Jack Weiss, Bellingham Time bus routes to workers Whatcom Transportation has worked hard to entice commuters to ride the bus. The Smart Pass program caught my attention for several reasons that include parking, gas prices and global warming issues. I liked the bus service so much that I sold my car, reducing our family’s dependencey on gas and the costs attached. I can ride downtown safely while reading my newspaper and not worry about parking. I get a little exercise on the way to my job and get to know what is happening in the heart of town. Sound like a win/win situation? Well it was until the announcement that the last bus leaving the downtown station (#44) toward my home is being set back 20 minutes. According to the revised schedule, the bus will leave at 5:25pm and that is five minutes before my workday ends. My employer was sympathetic the last time the schedule changed and allowed me to leave at exactly 5:30pm to catch the 5:40pm bus but this new change would tax my coworkers and be unfair. The last scheduled change cut 25 minutes off the time we left the station. I am very unhappy with the frequent schedule changes that seem to cater to the needs of Western students and main liners (Bellis Fair to Fairhaven riders), leaving people in my situation out in the cold. I can make other transportation arrangements and resort back to driving the short distance to work, but it defeats my original goals and a piece of my participation to make things better. The customers that ride the bus home daily request reconsideration to the 20-minute setback change to #44 bus or add an additional run at 6:25pm. We will be your greatest advertisement to entice others to use Whatcom Transit, and together we can make a positive change. —Richard R. Weishaupt, Bellingham Charter update needed The band-aid approach to fixing City Hall isn’t working. Neighborhood Plans have been gutted, mayors have no term limits, qualified initiatives don’t make it to the ballot, our drinking water reservoir is Free Tickets Two seats await you at the Whatcom Symphony Orchestra’s Pops Concert featuring special guest Dee Daniels. Sure, you’ve heard these classic songs by Ray Charles before—but you’ve probably never heard them performed live by a full orchestra. The concert, which kicks off the Whatcom Symphony Orchestra’s season, takes place at 7:30pm Sat., Sept. 30 at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Email [email protected] if you’d like to make a stop at the Pops. | letters neglected, Greenways go sideways, the mayor can hire unqualified key staff people, and we never ever have environmental impact statements. A Charter update by the people is sorely needed to protect due process and life quality in Bellingham. We are inviting voters to attend a brief meeting from 6-7pm Monday Oct. 2 at the Community Food Co-op Connections Building. For the third year in a row, City Council has postponed promised action on providing an elected Charter Review Commission. We have decided to launch a Charter Amendment that would provide for periodic, elected charter commissions. At least two council members want to appoint a charter committee; this must not be allowed. An appointed committee would only be advisory, with no real influence on amendments put before the voters. Thanks for caring enough about good city government to attend this meeting. For more information, call 393-7784. —Sharon Crozier, Bellingham Personal choice An old friend’s reaction to his impending death reminded me of experiencing an Ed Abbey talk shortly before his demise about 20 years ago. Both had much in their lives for which to be grateful and both faced their death seemingly unafraid. Indeed, my friend seems both glad to be nearly done with his life and wary about the world his children will inherit. Another friend, when confronting all her collected stuff in storage, seemed oblivious (she says she’s “non attached”) to what will become of it after she’s gone. And I, the last in my family who knows who’s who genealogically, hope I’ll get it all on disk. All this makes me think about the meaning of life’s later days. We should, of course, live our lives to the best of our abilities, but when are we done and how do we know? Seems the answer has something to do with both seizing the day and garnering the courage to live consciously. Thank God we all have the freedom to attend to that which we choose and to seek our own meaning. Having someone else tell me how to live my life seems as wrong as addiction. As poor as they may be, I learned a long time ago that I want to make my own decisions. Sure, I can decide to be obedient, but that’s my decision. I certainly don’t want someone coercing me into it. Like Dylan wrote and sang not too long ago we’ve “gotta serve somebody.” Our choice though, our choice. —Noel Collamer, Bellingham ,1-85('%<$872$&&,'(17)$//'()(&7,9(352'8&7" 0,&+$(/+($7+(5/< \HDUV¶ORFDO H[SHULHQFH $77251(< DQ\VL]HFDVH XSIURQWVW\OH QRUWKZHVWGUJ#PKSURFRP DOWHUQDWLYHGLVSXWH UHVROXWLRQ :0DJQROLD6W6WH IUHHFRQVXOWDWLRQ %HOOLQJKDP:$ Refinance Now! 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Elisabeth Br itt Branch Manager Do it 3 | LETTERS Letters 4-5 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 letters Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 contest i} > ÇÎnxä ÌÊÛ>`ÊÜÌ Ê>ÞÊÌ iÀÊvviÀ°ÊÝ«ÀiÃÊ£äÉΣÉäÈ° ÕÃÌÊ«ÀiÃiÌÊVÕ«Ê>ÌÊÌiÊvÊÃÃiÃÃiÌ°ÊÌÊiÊ«iÀÊVÕÃÌiÀ° 5 Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | VIEWS Views 6-7 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 The Gristle 6 PARTING OF THE GREENWAYS III: The political infighting that originally opened the Greenways rift on Bellingham City Council may have inadvertently sealed it, as Barbara Ryan’s rough treatment of Council President Gene Knutson’s mayoral hopes a few weeks ago may have reduced his support for the fragile Knutson Compromise she named for him. That “compromise” would have directed all $6 million in parks and trails acquisition funds slated for the Southside over the next 10 years, plus an additional $2 million in undesignated Greenways acquisition funds, plus another $2 million in park impact fees for the purchase of Chuckanut Ridge (CR) before the property is developed by David Edelstein and Greenbriar Construction. Council member Terry Bornemann struggled in vain Monday evening to hold together a fading coalition of council members in support of that compromise, moving to table the evening’s vote on mayoral appointments to the Greenways Advisory Committee (GAC) until Ryan returns from vacation next week. Overridden, new appointments were approved 5-1. With Barbara absent, Bornemann was also the sole vote against a relatively harmless ordinance establishing that GAC. “Relatively harmless,” in that the committee’s rules for adding or replacing members is similar to that of other mayor-appointed and council-approved committees in the City of Bellingham. Seeking more favorable representation, Legacy advocates—supporters of the plan to use as much as $10.5 million in voter-approved levy funds for the purchase of Chuckanut Ridge—oppose that, arguing GAC volunteers should be elected from every neighborhood and/or ward, providing evenhanded, citywide representation for Greenways acquisitions. There’s one really dumb thing about this scheme: The Southside already has disproportionate representation on the Greenways committee. If enacted, they’d end up with fewer advocates for the Legacy plan, not more. As it stands, Southsiders are fortunate with the representation they have on GAC: Every member would love to acquire some or all of Chuckanut Ridge, and all are committed to doing what they can to save the property. They just don’t believe, as a group, that Greenways levy funds are the best tool to negotiate such an acquisition… particularly when it siphons all the funds the entire south end of Bellingham is budgeted to receive for park acquisitions this decade. No, committee members and Parks staff recognize a goal of using $6 million to buy several potential acquisitions for Southside neighbors every bit as delicious as Chuckanut Ridge. That is, if the Southside’s goal is really to acquire parks and green corridors (we hope) rather than (we fear) a grab for community money to stop— at any cost—a vested development in the city’s most elitist and NIMBYish neighborhood. A fractious debate on whether to use Greenways funds to buy down buildable units within existing city limits threatens to stall an acquisitions timetable for other the gristle By Alan Rhodes Bellingham Nomenclature What’s in a name? I love the names of things, all sorts of things. My favorite name of an historical figure: Vlad the Impaler. The best name of an American town: Toad Suck, Ark. Best musical instrument: the sackbut. Best poet’s name: Siegfried Sassoon. Best disease: Beaver Fever. I keep a little notebook of names, and I’ve just been reviewing some I’ve jotted down while wandering around town. Espresso places usually have creative names. Jit’Hamster ters is clever, as Roads is Brewed AwakBy Alan Rhodes ening. The Black rhodes@ Drop sounds like a cascadiaweekly.com secret society or a Sherlock Holmes story. At Fantasia I always expect to see dancing brooms carrying endless buckets of coffee. Crusin Coffee scares me. I picture people driving from one Cruisin’ Coffee to another, getting a triple espresso at each. These are gibbering, twitchy people, so unhinged by caffeine they would giggle if they ran over you. We have an odd talent around here for naming thoroughfares redundantly. Yew Street Road? James Street Road? And my favorite: Boulevard Avenue. Boulevard Avenue doesn’t really have a name. Certain business names carry unintended connotations for me. For example, Cresswell Boggs is merely a pleasant downtown gift shop, but it sounds like the name of a snooty English aris- tocrat who bullies his servants and sneers at everybody. If I met Cresswell Boggs, I’d kick his teacup out of his pasty white fingers. Some names are too cute for their own good, like Maggie Moo’s Ice Cream and Treatery. When I stroll past it on my infrequent excursions through the mall, I’m afraid to order anything, fearing I’ll think about the name while swallowing and, overwhelmed by excessive cuteness, I’ll vomit my Moocha Cowpuccino all over passing shoppers. Since Whatcom’s loopier conservatives see Western Washington University as a hotbed of Marxism, I find it quite delight- We should rename Red Square occasionally so it keeps its punch. How about the Noam Chomsky Commons? Or Zocalo Hugo Chavez? Anyone for Cindy Sheehan Plaza? ful that the main campus gathering place is called Red Square. Sadly, as the Soviet evil empire fades from memory, this name is probably losing its power to annoy the right wing. We should rename Red Square occasionally so it keeps its punch. How about the Noam Chomsky Commons? Or Zocalo Hugo Chavez? Anyone for Cindy Sheehan Plaza? Deceptive names are fun. I especially like the Whatcom County Affordable Housing Council. Sounding socially conscious and benevolent, like Habitat for Humanity, it’s actually a PAC run by the Building Industry Association of Whatcom County to bankroll the lunatics, Views expressed here are not necessarily those of Cascadia Weekly. for megahouses. Or a land-speculation opportunity. Or a place to barrel-ass around in your motorboat or land a seaplane. So what part of “reservoir” don’t these folks understand? There’s one category of names in which Bellingham takes first prize. People frequently have a word that identifies them with their city. Parisians live in Paris and Phoenicians live in Phoenix. We who dwell in Bellingham call ourselves ‘hamsters. What an appropriate appellation. It suggests that we’re fun, squirmy (too much caffeine) and don’t take ourselves too seriously. You gotta love us. properties throughout Bellingham. Of related concern, the Legacy plan—originally supported in principle by Ryan, Bornemann and a circumspect Joan Beardsley—called for CR properties to be purchased now, before north end acquisitions, while the property remains undeveloped and the buying power of $10.5 million has not been diluted by infl ation and skyrocketing land prices. Such delay is a disservice to the terribly park-free north end, which sat out the last two Greenways levies while significant properties were bought up in the Southside (including lands bordering Chuckanut Ridge). Supporters of the city’s second Greenways levy did try (and failed) to employ those funds to buy the property now owned by Edelstein. That raises a fundamental concern in the compromise: It presumes the current owner will sell a meaningful chunk of his property for $10.5 million, when its fair market value now rests in the mid-30 million dollar range, according to Edelstein’s attorney, Robert Tull (Tull sent CR supporters a letter in July 2005, agreeing to a sale price then of $20.7 million). The Gristle recently asked Edelstein if he would sell the property for $10.5 million, or if anyone had ever seriously talked to him about selling for that price. He assured us the answer was “no” on both counts. It’s a good thing for Barbara Ryan that she apparently did not, in her zeal to develop a compromise agreement between two competing Greenways plans, negotiate a strike price for CR on behalf of the City, as such negotiation would exceed her authority on the Bellingham City Council. On the other hand, Ryan and her coalition evidently did assure Southside neighbors that $10.5 million would leverage the purchase of Chuckanut Ridge, which captured voter support for a citywide Greenways effort that now seems unlikely to achieve that aim. In hindsight, Ryan’s assurance seems improper. All of which gets back to the questions of where this $10.5 million figure came from, who floated it and why, and what—exactly—it is supposed to purchase. Original Legacy proposals pushed for $12 million, then $13.5 million, then dropped to $10.5 million through Barbara’s exertions. “The $10.5 million for Chuckanut Ridge is a firm bottom line for Legacy out of Greenways and should be considered as such,” Legacy supporter Gerry Wilbour warned council last February. (For comparison, the largest Greenways purchase ever was $4 million for the 40-acre Pacific Concrete site in the Columbia neighborhood in 2002, followed by the purchase of the succulent Woodstock Farm on Chuckanut Bay for $3 million in 2004). Yet there is no evidence we’ve found that Wilbour or other Legacy supporters ever discussed this “firm bottom line” in detail with the property owner or his attorney. Barbara did have discussions with Edelstein—a couple of them—and so questions remain of who received their hope for a compromise from whom, and whether that hope was ever a real one. With Knutson apparently divorced from the compromise that bears his name, those questions must wait… for now. Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views VIEWS 6-7 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 your opinion The Gristle Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 views half-wits and hucksters they support at election time. Video stores usually divide into two groups: those who have boring corporate names (Hollywood, Blockbuster), and those who don’t. A good name is Crazy Mike’s. Mike rents videos for 99 cents on Tuesdays, so he must be crazy. The most esoteric video store name is Film is Truth, from a quote by Jean-Luc Goddard. That’s sort of like naming a place the Existence Precedes Essence Day Spa. Among Bellingham’s restaurants, the best-named is the Old Town Cafe. It’s a cafe. It’s in Old Town. Perfect. On Rice has great food but a misleading name, because things don’t come on rice. You must put them on rice yourself. But it probably wouldn’t be an improvement to call the restaurant Put it On Rice Yourself, which sounds kind of snotty. The Big Fat Fish Company might be trying too hard to be clever. Boss Tweed has tasty fare, but why name a restaurant after a corrupt 19th-century political boss who died in prison? Generally, I don’t approve of a restaurant bearing a person’s name if the person isn’t really there. If a place is called Anthony’s, I expect Anthony himself to come out of the kitchen wiping his hands on his apron, pour my coffee and ask me how I enjoyed my meal. Among the hamburger joints around town, Bob’s Burgers and Brew wins for best alliteration, while Burger Me sounds curiously like British gay sexual slang. The most ignored name around here is the Lake Whatcom Reservoir. Res-ervoir. It’s where we keep our drinking water safe and clean, a place we protect. Some people think it’s a centerpiece 7 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News NEWS 8-11 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 8 news local regional Stories and photos by Emily Weiner A Park at Point Whitehorn Whatcom Land Trust and Trillium announce land swap A steep bluff overlooks the beach between Point Whitehorn and Cherry Point—so steep a rope is needed to climb, hand-over-hand, down a makeshift trail that leads to the beach. But not for long. A new 51-acre county park will open next summer, with a much, much easier trail down to 1,700 feet of shoreline. The park and trail will also provide access to about a mile and a half of beach that is officially public but can now only be reached through private land or from the water. TOP: Ted Morris and Jeri Smith hold the rope while Whatcom County Council member Barbara Brenner climbs down to the beach during a tour of the future park property. ABOVE: A negotiated land swap will create the longest unbroken stretch of public access beach in Whatcom County David Syre Up above, a trail will wind through pristine forested wetlands, with handicap-accessible viewpoints facing the San Juan Islands. The park’s entrance and a small parking lot will be on Koehn Road, which is near the west end of Grandview Road, close to Point Whitehorn. The future park’s beach is rocky, with a scattering of boulders and bleached tree trunks. Wind carries the salt-water smell up to the top of the bluff. Eagles and raptors nest in the woods. Whatcom County is getting the new park through the cooperation of Whatcom Land Trust, Trillium Corporation, the state Department of Ecology and Whatcom County Parks. The money to pay for it—one million dollars—comes from a state Department of Ecology grant—part of the fines paid by Olympic Pipeline Company for the Whatcom Creek gas spill and fire in 1999, which can be used to restore or pre“It’s one of the rare serve natural areas. “Everyone in Whatcom examples of what County was affected by the disaster, so this is a Whatcom County way to benefit the peo- used to look like ple in the county,” said Dick Grout, who manag- when the Europeans es Ecology’s Bellingham arrived.” field office. Earlier this year, What- —Rand Jack, a com Land Trust used the founding board grant to purchase a 43acre property near the member of Whatcom new park site, but closer Land Trust to the BP pier. That land, at the southern end of Jackson Road, was for sale because B.C. Hydro no longer needed it after the company’s proposal for a natural gas pipeline across Georgia Strait was quashed. While trying to purchase the B.C. Hydro property, Whatcom Land Trust discovered Trillium owned the right of first refusal. Instead of buying that property, Trillium agreed to let Whatcom Land Trust buy it, as part of a negotiated land swap that will take place as soon as the county approves a lot line adjustment. “We felt the gorgeous wooded parcel Trillium owned would make a far more desirable park,” said David Syre, Trillium’s president and CEO, who was a founding board member of the land trust (and is an investor in Cascadia Weekly). The 51-acres that will become the park are part of about 1,000 acres of industrial-zoned news Development proposal I-5 Birch Bay Lynd Birch Bay DIO A R D IT ATE UNIVERS Y Trillium Property and Custer future County Park Grandview Road RSHINGTON PRE O T N WA E N T S AIRS UDE AT WE IC AFF I-5 ST Point Whitehorn Ferndale Georgia Straight At the Sept. 25 press conference announcing a land swap that will lead to a new waterfront park, officials of Trillium Corporation also introduced a proposal for a mixed-use development next door. Trillium proposes a mix of homes, light industry, stores offices and higher-education institutions on about 1,000 acres, South of Birch Bay between British Petroleum Cherry Point refinery and the 51-acre park. The 1,000 acres are south of Grandview Road, west of Jackson Road and east of Koehn Road. The property includes about a mile of the bluff that overlooks Georgia Strait southeast of Point Whitehorn. An aerial photo of the property is on the company’s web site, trilliumcorp.com, under properties for sale at Cherry Point. The land is currently zoned for heavy industry. “We never felt that was an appropriate use,” said Trillium President and CEO David Syre, during a tour of the property a few days before the press conference. Parks are an allowed use on industrial land, but the Whatcom County Council would have to change the zoning and the Comprehensive Plan before Trillium could proceed with housing, offices or commercial development. “There will be an extensive public process,” said Mauri Ingram, of Trillium. Whatcom County Executive Pete Kremen, enthusiastic about the new park, was noncommittal about Trillium’s development proposal. Syre told the press conference that Trillium wants to build “a smart community, where people can live, work and play in a special place.” He said the development vision in the 1960s was of heavy industry based on the low cost of labor and natural resources, but that’s not the case today. “Today, a smart community begins with preservation,” Syre said. Gates on Aldergrove and Point Whitehorn roads keep motor vehicles off the property, but walkers and bike riders are welcome, Syre said. Trillium got the county to vacate those roads to stop both shooting and dumping on the property. Couches, televisions, asbestos and building foundations have been cleaned up, Syre said. “This was used as a garbage dump into the bay.” Wayne Schwandt, Trillium’s vice president of real estate and special projects, said the proposed development would be called Alden Reach—named for the Alden Bank fishing area off Cherry Point and for its namesake, James Alden, who as a U.S. Navy officer before the Civil War helped survey the Pacific Northwest. Alden, Schwandt said, also refers to alder trees, and in Old English means “friend.” UBL AND P NEWS RACY NOW WS C IO NE DEMO EECH RAD S SP MUSIC HOW FREE LTY S F NEW SPECIA RS/WEEK O U 40 HO .ORG .KUGS WWW Learn Tai Chi 89.3FM in a fun and highly effective environment. Certified Yang Style instruction includes: core principles detailed form work two person training traditional weapons New classes begin in October with a free private lesson for all new students. All levels of experience are welcome. Open Circle Tai Chi Call Art Baner at 738-4322 for more information Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News NEWS 8-11 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 land owned by Trillium adjacent to the British Petroleum Cherry Point refinery. The land has long been farmed, and Trillium still plants the fields with hay that is harvested by local farmers, Syre said. Burlington Northern had bought the land for industrial development, then traded it to Trillium in the early 1990s in exchange for business parks in five states, he said. Trillium is also granting an easement on 30 acres adjoining the park land to accommodate the trail to the beach. The land trust preferred the 51acre parcel because it’s farther away from the refinery, the shoreline is twice as long and the wetlands are so special. “It’s one of the rare examples of what Whatcom County used to look like when the Europeans arrived,” said Rand Jack, a founding board member of the land trust, before a press conference near the park site on Monday. Jerry Debacker, the land trust’s development director, said there’s no evidence the 51 acres have ever been logged or cleared. During the next year, the land trust plans to build the trail and parking lot, then transfer the park to Whatcom County, but retain a conservation easement. A yet-to-be negotiated sale price would reimburse the Land Trust for development costs and establish a maintenance fund, an arrangement the land trust has for other county natural areas. “I’ve had my eye on this property for a long time,” Whatcom County Executive Pete Kremen said at the press conference. “It’s at least as magnificent as any spot on the west coast of the United States.” Afterward, Mauri Ingram of Trillium and Eric Carabba of Whatcom Land Trust led visitors to the beach—including County Council members Barbara Brenner and Carl Weimer, both of whom clambered eagerly down the steep trail. “The land trust hopes that this park will be just the beginning,” Jack told the several dozen people at the press conference, “the cornerstone for a much larger county park at Point Whitehorn, providing trails, vistas and expanded public access to this rich marine environment.” | Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 regional Blaine Road local 9 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News NEWS 8-11 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 10 Our coffee monkeys are trained. 300 W. Champion Street, Downtown 738-DROP XXXUIFTQJDFIVUDPN /PX4FSWJOH 5FB'SBQQFT 5SZPOFPGPVSUFBTIPU PSJDFEBUPVSUFBCBS 0WFSUFBT 0WFSTQJDFTIFSCT BOETQJDFCMFOET # PGGZPVSFOUJSF QVSDIBTF XJUIDPVQPOPOMZ .PO4BU]4VO$MPTFE 8,FMMPHH3E#FMMJOHIBN news | local regional Briefs Fuzz Buzz Impact fees may fill waterfront cost gap Homeland Insecurity The Port of Bellingham’s projected capital costs for redevelopment of the downtown waterfront—$137 million— re expected to be matched by project revenues. But the city of Bellingham’s projected capital funds are $76 million less than the estimated $197 million cost. These numbers (which are in 2006 dollars and do not include financing or the cost of secondary roads) were presented by the Port and City during a two-hour update on waterfront redevelopment Sept. 26, attended by more than 200 people. The presentations will be available online and on BTV10. The city’s funding gap will be filled by grants, reduced projects or developer contributions. Malcolm Fleming, the city’s chief administrative officer, said after the meeting that the interlocal agreement that precludes charging impact fees to developers may be superseded by future development agreements between the City and the Port, allowing impact fees if sufficient demand for property makes the no-fee incentive unnecessary. Port spokesperson Carolyn Casey confirmed this flexibility on impact fees. The trouble with Denmark City asked to speak out against war In emotional testimony, Bellingham City Council heard from dozens of citizens in a three-hour session in which they considered a resolution calling for the immediate withdrawal of troops from Iraq. Only two of the dozens— many of them parents of active duty personnel—spoke against the resolution, which was promoted in part by the Whatcom Peace & Justice Center. The council plans to vote on the nonbinding resolution Oct. 9. Bellingham considers annexation requests City Council took the first steps Monday evening in considering annexation requests that could add as many as 635 acres to Bellingham. Several people spoke in favor of a newly proposed East Bakerview-James Street annexation. Hearing no opposition, the council unanimously voted to consider the request. On Sept. 24, border crossings at Blaine, Lynden, and Sumas were shut down for several hours when about 60 of Canada’s border guards walked off their jobs. The walkouts came after guards were warned that a person classified as “armed and dangerous” might be headed into Canada. Walkouts are permitted by Canadian authorities when the guards, who are unarmed, perceive threats to their personal safety. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper says Canada’s border guards will be armed beginning in Sept. 2007. On Sept. 25, the Whatcom County Sheriff’s Office issued a warning that someone has been calling Kiwanis and Rotary club members asking for money to help a stranded Danish citizen return to Denmark. Sometimes the caller identifies himself as the district governor of the Copenhagen Rotary, according to a WCSO news release. People receiving the calls have been asked to meet an alleged Danish citizen, “Vanderclerk,” outside a downtown Bellingham bank with $400, according to the Sheriff’s Office. The Danish consulate confirmed they don’t have anyone calling for funds. Pistol-packin’ panhandler On Sept. 21, several citizens reported a transient was pointing a gun at another transient at the freeway interchange at Lakeway Drive. The heat-totin’ transient told the trespasser to leave his panhandling corner or be shot. Bellingham Police arrested the 52 year old transient for felony harassment. The weapon turned out to be a pellet gun. Welcome back, Western! On Sept 19, a Grant Street resident called police about new neighbors playing drums loudly. The woman said she would not talk to the neighbors herself, but wanted police to handle it. Additionally, over a long weekend, Bellingham and University Police issued 32 citations for malicious mischief, 19 liquor law violations, 12 instances of disorderly conduct, broke up 15 noisy gatherings or loud parties, arrested 10 DUIs, and cited eight excited students who were urinating in public. | news Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News NEWS 8-11 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 regional Story and photos by Emily Weiner Harvest Chase RE Sources team ready to take on all comers Disappointed with his performance during an apple-chomping practice round, Dean Fearing vowed to improve his time before the Harvest Do It Chase .2K race on Sun., Oct. 1. WHAT: Kindred Spirits party (with local beer, wine, pizza, ice cream and live music) and Harvest Chase (a .2K team relay race) WHEN: 1-5pm Sun., Oct. 1. Harvest Chase starts 1:30pm WHERE: Depot Market Square, corner of Railroad Avenue and Chestnut COST: $10 for party or $35 to race WHY: To benefit the Food & Farming Program of Sustainable Connections INFO: Max Morange, 6476902 or [email protected] “I’m going home, I’m hanging apples, I’m going for it,” he proclaimed defiantly two weeks before the competition. “I’m going to develop the perfect strategy.” Apple-chomping is one of seven events in the first annual Harvest Chase, a 200-meter obstacle course that will be the centerpiece of the Kindred Spirits fundraiser, which is being put on by Sustainable Connections to support its Food & Farming Program. The other events are Twister Milking, Grape Squishing, Wannabe Waiter Dashing, Corn Shucking, Tomato Eating and Fish Tossing. Shonie Schlotzhauer of Sustainable Connections calls Harvest Chase, “the race for the rest of us.” Fearing is director of the RE Store and a board member of Sustainable Connections. He plans to compete with two teams he put together: Don’t Run With Darts (a group of guys Fearing plays darts with at Uisce Irish Pub) and The RE Store RE Jects, who are employees of RE Sources or members of Fearing’s family. During the practice round, Kathie Wilson, a board member of Sustainable Connections, set the bar high in the no-hands tomato-eating event. Wilson, the coowner of Childlife Montessori School, is coaching a Harvest Chase team of 5- and 6-year-olds. “They will be enthusiastic and messy,” Wilson said. “Time-wise, who knows?” Team Profile: RE Store RE Jects APPLE CHOMPER AND CAPTAIN: Dean Fearing, 39, RE Store Director TWISTER MILKER: Doug Stark, 39, RE Sources Beach Naturalist Coordinator GRAPE SQUISHER: Katie Fleming, 28, RE Sources School Program Coordinator WANNABE WAITER DASHER: Robyn du Pré, 43, RE Sources Executive Director CORN SHUCKER: Nicole Oliver, 39, Bellingham Planning Dept. (and Fearing’s wife) FISH TOSSER: Chloe Fearing, 14 (Fering’s daughter) TOMATO EATER: Open at press time Members L VE WECU! One more reason to join: Access your money anywhere... for FREE! Members have access to 25,000 no-surcharge ATM’s nationwide through WECU’s link to Co-Op Network. It’s convenient, safe and secure! Robert Hendricks: Pioneer Museum Docent & WECU Member since 1998 What he most appreciates: WECU’s “community first” focus and the benefits of membership. Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 local 360.676.1168 www.wecu.com Holly Barkley Birchwood Fairhaven Fountain Blaine Everson Ferndale Coming Soon - Everson and Bellis Fair! Live, work, or go to school in Whatcom County? That’s all it takes to join! Lynden Delft Square 11 WORDS&&Community COMMUNITY 1212 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 12 words community lectures books By Amy Kepferle Poetry Nights No grades, some glory School is all about having the right answers, but a variety of local venues let people offer up their words in open forums where grades and what is “correct” are beside the point. Those new to Bellingham (yep, we’re looking at you, freshmen) should be aware of these creative outlets. Whether you’ve written a poem about the anguish of Calculus 101 or the agony of a busted aorta, these local coffee shops and bookstores allow your secret words to see the light of day. Local writer Graham Isaac is a veteran of Fantasia Espresso & Tea’s Poetry Night, which happens every Monday and brings a wide range of wordsmiths to the podium. The recent Seattle Poetry Slam winner reports that the space is inclusive, and that you don’t have to be of Emily Dickinson’s caliber to take part. Photo by paul Hood “If you do like poetry, even a little, you’ll probably hear at least one thing you like,” Isaac reports. “Plus, the baristas are all pretty hot and friendly.” WHAT: Poetry Open Mics Isaac shares that he wrote his first poem VENUES: after his grandma taught him to type by dic• Mondays, 8pm, Fantasia tating poems to him. He subsequently penned Espresso, 1332 Cornwall one of his own about office supplies getting Ave. in a bragging match (the paper shredder wins, •Wednesdays, 8pm, Stuart’s at the Market, 1530 Cornin case you were wondering). wall Ave. When asked what he thinks makes for a • Sept. 28, 7pm, Barnes & good poem, Isaac says, “That really depends Noble, 4099 Meridian St. who you talk to. Personally, I would avoid • Oct. 4, 7:30pm, Village words like ‘love,’ ‘soul,’ ‘heart,’ ‘dreams,’ ‘darkBooks, 1200 11th St. ness,’ and ‘pain,’ if you want to avoid being COST: Free cheesy or cliché. As for what makes a good INFO: 715-1632, 714-0800, poem, I really couldn’t tell you, but I know 647-7018 and 671-2626 what I like.” A few local, self-published poets including Isaac and Ryler Dustin have their chapbooks available at the Newstand on Magnolia Street, so it’s also possible to support local talent by perusing their wares. Isaac points out that Bellingham is home to scads of able poets, and not all of them are part of Poetry Night. He says those on campus and in town should look into taking part in the wordy events offered in our fair burg. “I think there’s a lot of people who’ve been pleasantly surprised at how downright fun it can be,” he declares. Listen WORDS Wed., Sept. 27 ORCA COMMUNICATION: Animal communicator Mary Getten reads from Communicating with Orcas at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. LITERACY ORIENTATION: Those interested in volunteering for the Whatcom Literacy Council should attend tonight’s Annual Open House and Tutor Orientation at 7pm at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. For more info: 647-3264 or whatcomliteracy.org. ELECTION FORUM: Libertarian candidate for U.S. Senate Bruce Guthrie appears with Republic candidate Mike McGavick at 5:30pm in the Communications Building, Room 316, at Western Washington University. Free. Fri., Sept. 29 - Oct. 1 SAND IN THE CITY: The Port of Bellingham holds its inaugural sand-sculpting content, “Sand in the City,” from 10am-4pm Fri. and 10am-6pm Sat. and Sun. at Squalicum Harbor, 722 Coho Way. Music, arts, food vendors and more will fill the weekend. For more info: 6762500 or portofbellingham.com. Thurs., Sept. 28 Fri., Sept. 29 - Oct. 1 HAPPY B-DAY, ANNE: Anne Brown reads from My Life Has Been an Adventure: 80 Years of Reminiscences and celebrates her 80th birthday at an open house from 5-8pm at the place she helped found, the Whatcom Center for Early Learning, 2001 H St. Entry is free. For more info: 671-2626. SHARING SKIES: Nancy Maryboy, a Cherokee/ Navajo, discusses her book, Sharing the Skies, at 5pm and Kit Bakke reads from Miss Alcott’s Email: Yours for Reforms of All Kinds at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. Both events are free. For more info: 671-2626. CORN MAZE: Get caught up in the annual Corn Maze for the final weekend from 6-10pm Fri., 12-10pm Sat. and 2-6pm Sun. just south of Lynden on Hannegan Road. Entry is $4-$6 or $8 per family. For more info: 354-4401. Sat., Sept. 30 ROYAL FELINE: Terry Bain reads from We Are the Cat: Life Through the Eyes of the Royal Feline at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. Mon., Oct. 2 GENERAL LIT: All are welcome to join a discussion of Sara Stamey’s Islands as part of a General Lit discussion at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. The author will attend the free event. For more info: 671-2626. Tues., Oct. 3 WORLD IN PHOTOS: Journalist and culture critic Ferdinand Protzman presents a slide program based on his new book, Work: The World in Photographs at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. Wed., Oct. 4 BARRY LOPEZ: Nature writer Barry Lopez reads from his new book, Home Ground: Language for an American Landscape at 7:30pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. A reception for the author starts at 6pm at Chuck and Dee Robinson’s home, located above the bookstore. Entry is free for the reading, $50 for the reception. For more info and to make reservations: 671-2626. COMMUNITY Wed., Sept. 27 WEDNESDAY MARKET: Partake in the final Wednesday Farmers Market of the season from 4-7pm at the Fairhaven Village Green. For more info: 647-2060. ELECTION FORUM: Republican State Representative Doug Ericksen and Democratic challenger Jasper McSlarrow speak to the City Club’s noon luncheon meeting, Northwood Hall, 3240 Northwest Ave. Cost is $5 for non-members, or $10 for lunch. Sat., Sept. 30 FARMERS MARKET: Attend the Bellingham Farmers Market from 10am-3pm every Saturday at the Depot Market Square. For more info: 647-2060 or bellinghamfarmers.org. ANIMAL HOUSE: Animals as Natural Therapy will hold an open house from 2-5pm at Windy Acres Farm, 721 Van Wyck Rd. Kids ages 3-8 can learn about and interact with animals and participate in an art activity. Entry is $25. For more info: 671-3509. TOY SHOW: The 21st annual Puget Sound Toy Show happens from 9am-3:30pm at Lynden’s Northwest Washington Fairgrounds, 1775 Front St. Entry is $1-$3.For more info: 354-1218. ZEN TEACHINGS: Zoketsu Norman Fisher presents “Zen and the Two Worlds: Society and the Spiritual Process” at 7:30pm at Bellingham Unitarian Fellowship, 1708 I St. Donations are appreciated. For more info: 305-0686. ALCOA ANNIVERSARY: All of Whatcom County is invited to attend the 40th Anniversary of Alcoa Intalco Works from 10am-3pm at the smelter’s home base, 4050 Mountain View Rd., Ferndale. See firsthand how aluminum is made and partake in refreshments, gifts and prizes. Long-sleeve shirts, pants and walking shoes are recommended for the tours. The event is free. For more info: 384-7061 or alcoa.com Sept. 30 - Oct. 1 FRUIT FEST: The 17th annual Cloud Mountain Fruit Festival happens from 11am-4pm at Cloud Mountain Farm, 6906 Goodwin Rd., Everson. Live music, cooking demonstrations, tours and fruit galore will be available. Entry is $2.50 per person or $6 per carload. For more info: 966-5859. FESTIVAL OF FARMS: Get a backstage pass to 15 farms as part of the Skagit Valley Festival of Family Farms from 10am-5pm Sat. and noon-4pm Sun. throughout the valley. Tours, educational exhibits, activities for kids and more will be offered at the free event. For more info: (360) 428-4270 or festivaloffamilyfarms.com. Sun., Oct. 1 ROME BREAKFAST: Head to a Community Pancake Breakfast, served by current and hopeful political candidates, from 8am-1pm at the Rome Grange, 2821 Mt. Baker Hwy. Cost is $5 for adults, $2 for kids. For more info: 671-7892. running cycling fishing See It By Amy Kepferle Salute to the Sockeye Life and death in the Shuswap Hassles crossing the border between the United States and Canada are trivial compared to what millions of sockeye salmon returning to British Columbia’s Adams River have to go through to reach their final destination. The adult sockeye that will struggle to return to their birthplace to spawn— and die—will have to circumvent a bevy of underwater predators in the vast Pacific Ocean before fighting their way upstream through the turbulent Fraser and Thompson rivers to get to where they’re going. Every four years, a dominant sockeye run of biblical proportions turns the 251-mile river crimson with a sea of returning salmon. In 2002, the parental year for sockeye set to return this autumn, more than three million sockeye spawned in the Adams River. According to the Adams River Salmon Society, EXPOSE ! YOURSELF OCTOBER 4 Literature LIVE! at EVENTS WEDNESDAY 6pm -Author Reception Tickets $50 (limited availability -includes book) 7:30pm FREE READING Open to All! In the VB Readings Gallery Don’t miss out! BARRY LOPEZ OUTSIDE Sat., Sept. 30 MOUNTAINS TO SEA: Naturalist David Bean leads a guided, interpretive walk through the Canyon Lake Community Forest from 8am-4pm leaving from the Whatcom County Parks & Rec. office, 3373 M. Baker Hwy. Cost is $2. For more info: 733-2900. SAMISH ROW: The Lake Samish Salmon Roe—a six-mile rowing event—starts at 10am at Samish Park. Entry is $10 per person. For more info: 7394672 or soundrowers.org. Sun., Oct. 1 HARVEST CHASE: Participate in the Sustainable Connections Harvest Chase .2K race at 1:30pm at Depot Market Square, Railroad Ave. The 200meter obstacle course features a food and farming theme. Food, beer, wine and live music will be available. Entry is $10 general, $35 for race participants. For more info: 647-6902. CROP WALK: Raise money for local hunger-fighting agencies at the Crop Walk starting at 2pm at Fairhaven Village Green. For more info: 734-2720. Fri., Sep. 29 NIGHT PROWL: Kids ages 5 and up and their parental units can take part in the Night Prowl family program from 7-8:30pm at the Tennant Lake Interpretive Center, 5236 Nielsen Road, Ferndale. Entry is $7 per person. For more info: (360) 384-3064. Sat., Sept. 30 BEACH CLEANING: Head to Gooseberry Point on Lummi Nation for a Beach Clean-up at 10am at the fish dock. Gloves and bags will be provided. For more info: 758-2085. Mon., Oct. 2 DROP-INS: Join a beginning walking fitness group at 5:30pm at Fairhaven Runners and Walkers, 1209 11th St. Additional runs and walks of varying degrees of difficulty meet throughout the week. All are free. For more info: 676-4955. Wed., Oct. 3 STREET TREES: John Hymas of the Street Tree Program talks about “Urban Forestry Month: Street Trees” at a free talk at 12:30pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981. HOME GROUND Language for an American Landscape Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 OUT There THERE 13 hiking was during late October, when the salmon run was nearly at its end. Even then, with the numbers of fish dwindling and the red leaves falling, it was obvious that life and death are close partners, and that both, in their own way, are beautiful. Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 get out a group dedicated to the conservation of one of British Columbia’s most important natural resources, this means high numbers are in store again this year. Enter the 13th annual “Salute to the Sockeye” at Roderick-Haig Provincial Park. Celebrating the “miracle of life and death” Oct. 1-22, the festival—which won’t be back until 2010—allows viewers to get an up-close-and-personal look at a natural wonder. Park naturalists and fisheries personnel will be on hand to answer questions along the extensive trail system, and the Salmon Society will provide eco-tourism displays and First Nations information. Sandwich in enough time to time to explore the surrounding area of the Shuswap, about 40 miles north of Kamloops and known for its WHAT: 13th Annual many recreationSalute to the Sockeye al opportunities. WHEN: Oct. 1-22 S n o w m o b il in g, WHERE: Roderick cross-countr y Haig-Brown Provincial Park, British and alpine skiColumbia ing, and ice fishCOST: Parking is $3 ing are among MORE INFO: (250) the winter offer679-5397 or salmonings, but it’s not society.com too late in the season for hiking and biking. It’s billed as being halfway between Calgary and Vancouver, and we managed to cross the Sumas border and get there in about six hours during a four-day adventure last fall. You can shave off an hour or two if you take the Trans Canada Highway, but we meandered on twisty back roads— and got lost once or twice—to take in the autumnal splendor. Camping is available at the nearby Shuswap Lake Provincial Park, but we opted for warmer quarters at A Rover’s Rest Bed & Breakfast in nearby Blind Bay known for its top-notch breakfasts (David’s Banana Walnut Pancakes are indeed to die for). This historically rich part of the Shuswap includes Notch Hill, Wild Rose Bay, and Sorrento, which is about 15 minutes away from the Haig-Brown Provincial Park. When we weren’t exploring the great outdoors, we visited a variety of artisans, Jim’s Ford Corral Museum, the Recline Ridge Winery, Gort’s Gouda Cheese Farm, and much, much more. Our visit to the Shuswap and Adams River Edited by Barry Lopez and exquisitely written by talents such as Barbara Kingsolver, Terry Tempest Williams, Jon Krakauer, and Bill McKibben, Home Ground is a striking composite portrait of the landscape. VILLAGE BOOKS • 1200 11th St in Fairhaven • www.villagebooks.com • 360.671.2626 13 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | On 14 | Art 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 ON Stage STAGE 14 Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 14 stage theater dance profiles By Carolyn McCarthy That THEATER One CURVE Thurs., Sept. 28 A tale of seven bodies Photo by Suzanne Fogarty One woman’s through physicality. Then came the tricky part: choreographing for bodies that had no experience in dance. Kuntz worked with each of the seven women to discover their own “movement vocabularies,” and arranged the moves into a physical representation of each story. Not everyone is a stranger to dance. Gail Smedley, a middle school teacher and storyteller, draws from her familiarity with Middle Eastern and North African styles of dancing. An employee of Western Washington University, Rose Marie Norton-Nader brings years of experience as a professional actor in New York to the Firehouse stage. Most participants, however, have never before thought of themselves as dancers. Although the process presented new challenges for this seasoned choreographer, Kuntz is delighted with the results of working with bodies not trained in dance. “I just think their movement is more interesting,” she explains. The process means that each woman’s dance is a completely unique expression of her own story. The performers’ lack of training also makes the show more accessible to a wide variety of audiences, Kuntz notes. “It’s not some perfect dancer doing it. It’s your neighbor.” life is ruled by numbers. Another is a nun with a penchant for the forbidden. One delights in her body’s power and beauty, while another notes “they didn’t have a name for anorexia when I had it.” These stories and more will come to life through movement and dance when That One Curve opens at the Firehouse Performing Arts Center this weekend. A multimedia piece incorporating film, dance, slides, theater See It and music, That One Curve was created by Bellingham dancer, WHAT: That One choreographer and educator, Pam Kuntz. Kuntz, whose The Mom Curve Project was a sellout hit last fall, has been simmering about this WHEN: 7:30pm, project for a long time. It was born out of “my years struggling Sept. 29-30, Oct. with my body,” combined with concern about the media’s presen- 6-7, 13-14 tation of women. “I think it’s dangerous, how we’re portrayed,” WHERE: FireKuntz says. This belief was driven home on a trip to the mall with house Performing her teenage stepdaughter. The 16-year-old was in good spirits Arts Center, 1314 Harris Ave. until she entered a store wallpapered with posters of rail-thin models and staffed by super-skinny employees. “I saw her spirits COST: $10-$12 plummet,” Kuntz recalls. “It pissed me off.” Kuntz concocted That INFO: 758-7998 One Curve to offer audiences an alternative to mainstream media’s or firehouseperformingartscentypical representation of the female form. ter.com To create the show, Kuntz solicited interviews from local women. The tremendous response allowed her to compose a well-balanced program representing a wide array of ages and viewpoints. The participants, who range from 22-83 years old, recorded the tales of their bodies. Kuntz listened to each account over and over, eventually creating a framework to represent the central themes SERIAL KILLERS: The six-week run of “Serial Killers” kicks off tonight at 8pm and 10pm at iDiOM Theater, 1418 Cornwall Ave. The series pits six teams against each other, with one team getting voted off every week and ending Nov. 7 with the remaining team performing a full-length play. Tickets are $10. For more info: 201-5464 or idiomtheater.com. AESOP’S FABLES: Last Leaf Productions performs six of Aesop’s Fables for ages four and older at 7pm at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. Entry is free. For more info: 676-6864. Sept. 28 - Sept. 30 CAN’T TAKE IT: The Bellingham Theatre Guild begins its new season with a special Sept. 28 silent auction and showing of the end-of-Depression-era romantic comedy You Can’t Take It With You at 6:30pm at 1600 H St. Proceeds benefit Habitat for Humanity. Additional showings happen at 8pm through Sat. Tickets are $20 for the benefit, $7-$11 for regular shows. For more info: 733-1811 or Bellinghamtheatreguild.com. Cabaret. Tickets are $8-$10 for the early shows, $5 for the cabaret. For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. FIDDLER, ROOF: Czarist Russia comes to life when the musical Fiddler on the Roof shows at 7:30pm at the Anacortes Community Theatre, 918 M Ave. Tickets are $16 and additional showings happen through Oct. 28. For more info: (360) 293-6829 or acttheatre.com. Sat., Sept. 30 INTRO TO IMPROV: Sheila Goldsmith holds a free introductory improv class at 10:30am at Mindport Exhibits, 210 W. Holly St. For more info: 756-0756. Sun., Oct. 1 RIDING HOOD: Seattle’s Thistle Theatre performs its Bunraku puppet version of Little Red Riding Hood at 2pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. Tickets are $3-$4. For more info: 676-6981 or whatcommuseum.org. LEARN TO IMPROVISE: A free Improv Workshop for beginners starts at 7pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. No experience is necessary. For more info: 733-8855. Wed., Oct. 4 EVITA: The story of Argentina’s Eva Peron is brought to life when the musical Evita opens tonight at 7:30pm at Lynden’s Claire vg Thomas Theatre, 655 Front St. Tickets are $10-$12. For more info: 354-4425 or clairevgtheatre.org. DANCE Fri., Sept. 29 OPEN DANCE: Attend a Public Dance Party from 9-11pm at U & Me Dance, 1027 N. Forest St. Entry is $7-$12. For more info: 676-0292 or uandmedance.com. Sat., Sept. 30 CONTRA DANCE: Beauty and the Beats will provide live tunes at tonight’s Contra Dance from 7:30-11pm at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. Entry is $8. For more info: 676-1554 or bellinghamcoutnrydance.org. BELLY & BUFFET: Belly dancer Indigo and her students will perform at a Belly Dance Showcase and Buffet at 7pm at India Grill, 1215 Cornwall Ave. Tickets are $12 and include the 21-course buffet. For more info: 714-0314. Sept. 29 - Sept. 30 LONESOME WEST: Fighting brothers, boozepeddling lasses, and a suicidal priests twill be part of the plot when Martin McDonagh’s The Lonesome West shows at 8pm at iDiOM Theater, 1418 Cornwall Ave. Cost is $10. For more info: 201-6564 or idiomtheater.com. DK & MORGAN: Longtime Bellingham improvisers DK Reinemer and Morgan Grobe perform their two-man show at 7:30pm, and Theatresports takes the stage at 9:30pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. At midnight Sept. 30, the boys will also provide a 21-and-over Late Night Argentina’s Eva Peron comes to life when Evita opens Oct. 4 at Lynden’s Claire vg Thomas Theatre (no, Madonna will not be playing the title role). openings profiles OPENINGS & EVENTS Sept. 29 - Sept. 30 QUILTOPIA: View “A Cornucopia of Quilts” from 10am-8pm Fri. and 10am-5pm Sat. at St. Luke’s Community Health Education Center, 3333 Squalicum Parkway. Entry is $3. For more info: 384-2491. Sat., Sept. 30 Zhang Huan’s “Foam #4, 1998,” photo courtesy of “Shoot the Family” ONGOING EXHIBITS By Amy Kepferle Shoot the CHIHULY!: Renowned Tacoma glass artist Dale Chihuly will present a short slide program at noon and sign copies of his new book, Fire, from 12:302pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. Entry is free. For more info: 671-2626. ART + JAZZ: Sign up for the “Art + All That Jazz” preview reception from 7-9pm at the Whatcom Museum’s ARCO Exhibits Building, 206 Prospect St. Entry for tonight’s gig is $25. For more info: 676-6981. FAMILY It’s not how it sounds Create a mental image of what your family portrait would look like if everybody, young and old, were stripped down to their underwear. Mexican photographer Miguel Calderon snapped a shot of his kin in this manner, and the multigenerational mélange—complete with a bespectacled patriarch in boxer shorts and a granny-pantywearing matriarch—will be part of the “Shoot the Family” exhibit opening Oct. 2 at the Western Gallery. Although the show’s title sounds somewhat dark and ominous, it refers simply to an exhibit featuring photographs and multimedia footage of families and their different cultures from around the world. Fifty works by 16 contem- See It WHAT: “Shoot the Family” WHEN: Opens 10am-4pm, Oct. 2 WHERE: Western Gallery, WWU Campus COST: Free MORE INFO: 6503963 or westerngallery.wwu.edu ALLIED ARTS: Maren Larson’s “Layers of Time” exhibit shows through Sept. 30 at Allied Arts, 1418 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 676-8548. BLUE HORSE GALLERY: “Three Women Painters” shows through the month at the Blue Horse Gallery, 301 W Holly St. For more info: 671-2305. FRAMEWORKS GALLERY: Paintings by Andrea Heimer and Jennifer Schwartz and textile artwork by Margaret Chin can be seen through Sept. at FrameWorks Gallery, 1426 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 650-1001. LUCIA DOUGLAS GALLERY: Sheila Klein’s “Made in Bow: Otherclothing + Otherstuff” shows through Oct. 28 at the Lucia Douglas Gallery, 1415 13th St. For more info: 733-5361 or luciadouglas.com. MoNA: “All in the Painted View” presents the Northwest landscape through the eyes of various artists through Oct. 8 at La Conner’s Museum of Northwest Art, 121 S. First St. For more info: (360) 466-4446 or museumofnwart.org. WHATCOM MUSEUM: The exhibits “Bert Huntoon and the Mount Baker Lodge” and “Rodin: In His Own Words” are currently showing at the Whatcom Museum of History & Art, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981 or whatcommuseum.org. Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 ART 15 galleries Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 visual porary artists from North America, Europe and Asia will fill the Western Washington University space through Dec. 1, and the exhibit promises to have folks taking away multiple ideas of what “family” means in this modern world. When asked what makes other people’s families so interesting to those not part of them, gallery director Sarah Clark-Langager theorizes that “we compare ourselves to other people all the time—whether it is color of shoes, kind of car or how many are in their family. Comparison is one way of looking at yourself.” Clark-Langager further explains that “Shoot the Family” will extend viewers frames of reference to the relativity of relatives. “The art will tell the story or show the different ideas of what makes up a family or the different perceptions of what a family can be,” she furthers. Clark-Langager urges both students and the community at large to partake in this season’s offering. While you’re at it, bring along the family. 15 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 MUSIC 16-20 Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 16 Rumor Has It music previews rumor has it By Carey Ross Fall Into MUSIC Where to go when you go out ...and You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead/Dec. 8/Nightlight Lounge Bellingham is a town whose entertainment legacy is built firmly upon a foundation of live music. In fact, it is difficult to stroll the streets without running into a music venue of some kind. While no one could argue with the fact that the amount of choices available is a good thing, sometimes figuring out what kind of music happens where can be a bit confusing. So, for those of you returning to Bellingham after a summer away, and those of you making the move here for the first time, here’s a handy primer of many of this town’s musical resources. After all, you can’t study all the time. Adult entertainment BOUNDARY BAY BREWERY: The formula for Boundary Bay’s long-term success is clear: award-winning beer and creative pub fare mixed with the best in local, live entertainment as many as five nights a week and a friendly staff equals a good time for all. While the musical emphasis is at the twangier end of the spectrum, with bluegrass, old-timey and alt-country influences dominating, everything from reggae to rock appears on the popular brewpub’s stage with some regularity. Where: 1107 Railroad Ave. For more info: 647-5593 or bbaybrewery.com. CHIRIBIN’S: When Chiribin’s geared up to offer live music not so long ago, many doubted the ultimate success of the experiment. However, after several months of packed-out shows, it’s clear that, even without much space for either audience or stage, Chiribin’s can clearly hold its own—and then some—among Bellingham’s proliferation of live music venues. While Chiribin’s booker, Joel Myrene, offers up a musical menu centering primarily around the kind of dirty rock that Bellingham has built its reputation upon, he’s not above indulging his softer side from time to time. And, if what you’re after is an education in live, loud, local sound, Chiribin’s can’t be beat. Where: 113 E. Magnolia St. For more info: myspace.com/chiribins. FAIRHAVEN PUB/THE ROYAL: Perhaps it is unfair to group the Fairhaven Pub and the Royal under the same heading, as they do share some fundamental differences: the Fairhaven Pub is in Fairhaven and is home to a live music scene consisting of many of the area’s most popular working bands as well as a long-running open mic hosted by Chuck Dingee, whereas its downtown counterpart, the Royal, offers up no live music (preferring the DJ’ed variety), and I’m guessing Chuck Dingee probably doesn’t hang out there either. However, the bars share a dual reputation for being places where one can go to drink, dance and meet other people who like to drink and dance with strangers. It should also be pointed out that the Royal is very much like Bellingham’s own version of Vegas (minus the showgirls and slot machines) in that what happens at the Royal stays at the Royal. Where: The Fairhaven Pub, 1114 Harris Ave./The Royal, 208 E. Holly St. For more info: fairhavenpub.com/theroyal.biz. GREEN FROG CAFÉ ACOUSTIC TAVERN: Despite its somewhat cumbersome name, the Green Frog, one of the latest additions to Bellingham’s live music lineup, is one of the SO, WHAT DO YOU do if you’re part of a wildly popular Bellingham band that has spent years of hard work building a solid fan base and crafting music to be proud of? Well, if you’re in Racetrack, you break up. Yep, that’s right. Racetrack has announced they’re calling it quits, but not before they play one last show Oct. 21 at WWU’s Viking Union. The reasons for the breakup are By Carey Ross unclear, but bandmates insist the parting was an amicable one, and say this will free them up for further worthwhile musical output. I have long numbered Racetrack among my most favorite of Bellingham bands, and so am having a difficult time not taking the loss personally. I hope I don’t have to T.P. the Racetrack house or anything to get over it. Well, it could be worse. At least USS Horsewhip didn’t break up too, right? Wrong. Just as I was beginning to cope with this Racetrack heartbreak, Horsewhip comes forward with news that they too are calling it quits. This news was a bit harder to believe, given the fact that the band falsely announced their demise several weeks ago by way of luring unsuspecting fans to one of their shows. However, it seems that the band that cried fake breakup is now doing it for real. While no “official” reason was given, one needs look no further than the revolving door through which bass players and drummers have been ushered during the band’s history to realize the creative process comes with a price in the house of Horsewhip. Much like Racetrack, Horsewhip’s members are already moving on, with Brian and Neil playing to enthusiastic crowds in Black Breath and James taking on some “nonserious” future musical endeavors. While I find these breakups to be, for lack of better phrasing, way lame, they also give both bands the perfect excuse to resurrect the near-legendary supergroup, Horsetrack, for one final performance. In theory, Horsetrack is a melding of both bands into something bigger and more bombastic than either band could be on its own. In practice, it’s a shocking waste of a frightening amount of musical talent—hence the appeal of the not-so-super supergroup. I’d have to say, being lucky enough to witness this mangled musical mashup is one of my lifetime local music highlights. Seeing it again could almost make me forgive both bands for breaking up. Almost. DEPARTMENT OF SAFETY: Granted, it’s not exactly in Bellingham, but if Anacortes’ Department of Safety is important enough to once be featured on CNN, it’s certainly important enough to make this list. The space, which used to house the community jail, is part art gallery, part music venue and part living quarters for the hardworking few through whose efforts the DoS continues to thrive. To visit is to see more than just a show; it’s also to witness an astonishing and inspiring amount of creativity and resourcefulness in action. Where: 1011 12th St., Anacortes. For more info: departmentofsafety.com. FANTASIA ESPRESSO & TEA: When the Pickford Cinema closed its Bay Street Dream Space and it seemed like no other long-term all-ages venue was going to present itself, the fine folks at Fantasia scratched their heads, looked around at their sizey square footage, considered their nonexistent nighttime neighbors and said, “Why don’t we have shows here?” And thanks to supportive ownership and a dedicated booker, the space has proven to be an especially solid fit for the music that happens inside it. And while you may find the softer sounds typical of coffeehouses there from time to time, Fantasia’s heart is rock, punk and pop to its core. Where: 1324 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 715-1622. VENUES, continued on page 20 (Between Holly & Magnolia DownTown Bellingham) Slightly Used Clothes Come See Us @ 1309 Cornwall 360-733-2610 MUSIC 16-20 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 BELOW: Southern Culture on the Skids/Nov. 15/ Nightlight Lounge ANYTHING GROWS: The latest in Bellingham’s ever-shifting all-ages venues, the space that houses Anything Grows is new enough on the scene that it hadn’t even thrown its first show as of press time. However, with the Whatcom All-Ages Arts and Music organization (WhAAM!) behind it, hopes are high for the future of the space. While the space will be used by people other than WhAAM! for functions other than music, the hope is bands will be living loud there for some time to come. If you’d like to be one of the very first people at the very first show at Anything Grows, show up at 7pm Thurs., Sept. 28 for the All-ages West Coast International Bang Up. Where: 100 E. Maple. For more info: whaam.org. Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 ABOVE: Megatron/Oct. 8/Rogue Hero ROGUE HERO: If you’ve never been to the Rogue, the bar’s ambience can take a person a bit by surprise. With its low Where the kids go NOW OPEN! WILD BUFFALO: If you’re new to town, you may not be aware that our little corner of the Northwest is home to a lively and diverse blues scene. And, if it wasn’t for the Wild Buffalo, it might not be. While blues is king at the Buffalo, during any given week you can hear Latin, reggae, soul and funk, swing, world music—the list is never-ending. Local bands are also given ample chance to represent on the Wild Buffalo stage, and their open mics and songwriters showdowns are welcome staples of this town’s music scene. Not to mention the fact that, given the acoustics of the bar, music of any kind just sounds better inside the four walls of the Wild Buffalo. Where: 208 W. Holly St. For more info: 752-0848 or wildbuffalo.net. 50% Off One White Tag Item With This Coupon 11-6 Mon.-Tues. 11-7 Wed.-Sat. THE NIGHTLIGHT LOUNGE: There can be no denying that, when it comes to live music in Bellingham, the Nightlight is the big gun in town. And with its 500-person capacity and shows by such acts as Son Volt, Henry Rollins, and Frank Black in its past, and bands like Southern Culture on the Skids, Method Man, and ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead coming to the bar in the near future, it’s easy to see why—and I haven’t even mentioned the fact that the Nightlight has almost single-handedly been responsible for feeding the hip-hop starved a steady diet of such artists as Blackalicious, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, and Kool Keith. All this and the bar just turned two years old. Not bad for a toddler. Where: 211 E. Chestnut St. For more info: 527-1531 or nightlightlounge.com. ceilings, faux wood paneling and general laid-back vibe, it looks and feels exactly like that basement you used to hang out at in high school. You know the one: comfortable, familiar—and with parents who look the other way. This one just happens to feature a full bar, numerous pool tables and live music at least three nights a week. Few places in Bellingham exist where pretty much any band getting its start can book a show, and the Rogue is thankfully one of them—making it the best basement ever. Where: 1313 N. State St. For more info: 756-0069. Men’s Consignment Clothing least complicated hangouts in town. Peanut shells on the floor, interesting musical memorabilia on the walls, all your favorite microbrews on tap and probably the friendliest proprietor in town in the form of owner James Hardesty all combine to make this a perfect place to relax with a pint. Live music of the down-home variety almost every night of the week with no cover charge (musicians are paid on a pass-the-hat system, so don’t be afraid to show your generosity when the tip jar comes your way) is just the icing on a pretty sweet piece of cake. Where: 902 N. State St. For more info: 756-1213 or myspace.com/acoustictavern. 17 Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 MUSIC 16-20 HAPPY HOUR 18 wed september 27 4 -6 PM WEEKDAYS Scott Greene Born here, raised here, live here... thurs september 28 BELLINGHAM’S LOCAL TAVERN CR Avery Band fri september 29 Gertrude’s Hearse sat september 30 Creeping Time sun october 1 OPEN JAM SESSION tue october 3 Everyday Jones 902 State St. #104 11 NW Beers on Tap | Free Peanuts We sell beer to go! SHOWS START AT 9:30 PM, 21+ Anything Grows Boundary Bay Brewery Chiribin’s Commodore Ballroom THURSDAY The Brent Coalminers Scot Ranney’s Jazz Invitational Bar Tabac, Wingman Rec Rm, Wilson Project, Kaizen Von Disco, Armonikos USS Horsewhip, The Blind Shake, Crossfox Karaoke w/Poops The Jim Beam Medicine Show feat. the AllNighters DJ Krush, No Luck Club, DJ Dana D Stabilo, The Suits XL, Tomi Swick Billy Bragg, Geoff Berner G. Love & Special Sauce, Marc Broussard Green Frog Cafe Acoustic Tavern Scott Greene, Jasmine Riley Main Street Bar & Grill Mofro, White Buffalo Poppe’s Lounge Rumors Cabaret Darude Spaceband Yogoman/Sept. 28/Rogue Hero Comedy Open Mic w/Chuck D College Night Poetry Night CR Avery Band Gertrude’s Hearse Creeping Time Open Mic w/Chuck D Ten Feet Thick Ten Feet Thick Karaoke ’80s Night Clumsy Lovers, Sir Reginal Cosgrove Andrew Bird, Cass McCombs Kultur Shock, Jill Brazil, La Plebe Pacific Northwest Ambient Music Night Bob Cocola & Friends Bob Cocola & Friends Holy Fck John 00 Fleming, Ministry of Sound, PH1 Tigerstone Sin City Everyday Jones Karaoke DJ Deerhead Dana Little, Matt Novak, Kelly Jones Andrew Bird/ Sept. 30/Nightlight Lounge Kinky Kimball Conant and the Fugitives, Stickshift Annie The All Nighters, Lone Bird The Divorce, The Boss Martians, Yes, Oh Yes The Contra, The Wastelanders, The Russians Live Disco Funk Karaoke w/DJ Komodore ’80s Night DJ Flex, DJ Izzy B Ladies Night Party Night w/DJ Flex Betty Desire Show w/DJ Velveteen Bump w/DJ Dougee Full Out w/DJ Scooter and DJ Q-bnza Bang w/DJ Marcus Purnell The Jack Benson Band The Rockin’ Daddies The Rockin’ Daddies Comedy Night Big Dog Revue Big Dog Revue Skagit Valley Casino Resort Mondays w/Marcus Fritz & the Freeloaders, Doug Allen Spoken Word Wednesdays Underground Coffeehouse (WWU) Viking Union Multipurpose Room (WWU) The Wild Buffalo Expertease The Wastelanders, No-Fi Soul Rebellion, Mysterious Chocolate, Fidalgo Swing Silver Reef Casino Stuart’s at the Market TV on the Radio Asobi Seksu, The Lonely Forest, Euphoric Manchester, 1985, The Antiques, Go Slowpoke! The Royal TUESDAY Tap Habit, War Pigeon Fantasia Espresso & Tea Rogue Hero MONDAY Acorn Project, Zicatela Karaoke Rockfish Grill SUNDAY Kitty Kitty Fairhaven Pub & Martini Bar Richard’s on Richards SATURDAY Yogoman’s Wild Rumpus Department of Safety Nightlight Lounge FRIDAY Sholi, Dark Skies, Nudity, Yogoman Burning Band, CR Avery Band The Senate Open Mic Night Ben Kweller, Sam Roberts Band, The Lonely H Acoustic Oasis Open Mic feat. Ashley Holland Happy Hour w/Evisu (early) Sway, Megatron (late) Margaret Wilder Band The Fat Tones Salt Water Octet Weekly Blues Invitational Jam feat. Daddy Treetops Boundary Bay Brewing Co. 1107 Railroad Ave • 647-5593 | Commodore Ballroom 868 Granville St., Vancouver • (604) 739-4550 | Department of Safety 1011 12th St. Anacortes • (360) 293-8361 | Fairhaven Pub & Martini Bar 1114 Harris Ave. • 671-6745 | Main Street Bar & Grill 2004 Main St., Ferndale • 384-2982 | Nightlight Lounge 211 E. Chestnut St • 527-1531 | Poppe’s Bistro & Lounge 714 Lakeway Dr. • 671-1011 | Richard’s on Richards 1036 Richards St. Vancouver • (604) 687-6794 | Rockfish Grill 320 Commercial Ave. Anacortes • (360) 588-1720 | The Rogue Hero 1313 N. State St. • 756-0069 | The Royal 208 E. Holly St. • 738-3701 | Rumors Cabaret 1119 Railroad Ave. • 671-1849 | Silver Reef Casino 4876 Haxton Way, Ferndale • 383-0777 | Skagit Valley Casino Resort 5984 N Darrk Ln, Bow • (360) 724-7777 | Skylark’s Hidden Cafe 1300 11th St. • 715-3642 | Stuart’s at the Market 1530 Cornwall Ave. • 714-0800 | Wild Buffalo 208 W. Holly St. • www.wildbuffalo.net | Chiribin’s 113 E. Magnolia St. • 734-0817 | Fantasia Espresso & Tea 1324 Cornwall Ave. • 715-1622 | Green Frog Café Acoustic Tavern 902 N State St. • 756-1213 | To get your live music listings included in this esteemed newsprint, send pertinent info to [email protected]. Deadlines are always at 5 pm Friday. MUSIC 16-20 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 27 28 29 30 01 02 03 WEDNESDAY Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 See below for venue addresses and phone numbers 19 Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | Classifieds 23-27 MUSIC 16-20 Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 20 Venues, from page 17 STUART’S AT THE MARKET: When the beloved local landmark that was Stuart’s Coffee closed down, many mourned the loss as one that would be felt forever. But when its owners decided to take one more shot at pulling shots and opened a space in downtown’s Public Market building, the first question was “When does the live music start?” After all, the old Stuart’s is where every musician in town played their first show. And now that it’s gotten a new start in the Public Market, that legacy can live on. Where: 1530 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 714-0800. WESTERN WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY: While shows happen all over campus as space and inspiration allows, WWU is home to three major music venues: the Performing Arts Center (PAC), Viking Union Multipurpose Room (VU), and the Underground Coffeehouse. The PAC offers up more classical and refined musical fare aimed at the community as a whole, while the primary function of the other venues is to draw the student population. The Underground Coffeehouse achieves this with free shows in a comfortable setting featuring mostly local singer/songwriters. The VU, on the other hand, kicks off its concert series Sept. 29 with a show by Ben Kweller, following it up during the next few months with shows featuring local band Racetrack and Seattle’s angriest musical outfit, the Blood Brothers. Where: Western Washington University. For more info: wwu.edu. MISC. VENUES: One might think a town without a dedicated all-ages music venue would be a quiet one for those not yet 21, but thanks to the ongoing efforts of a whole slew of folks, what it means for Bellingham is that any space that holds more than a handful of people is ripe for a show. Shows have taken place at Fairhaven’s Firehouse Performing Arts Center, the Depot Market Square, the Mount Baker Theatre, the iDiOM Theater, various and sundry churches, houses, abandoned warehouses—even Bellingham’s alleys are not safe from the all-ages onslaught. TOP: Black Eyes and Neckties/Oct. 31/Nightlight Lounge. Photo by Chris Fuller ABOVE: Ben Kweller/Sept. 29/WWU’s Viking Union Multipurpose Room If you want to know what’s going on, a five-minute walk downtown with an eye out for posters and fliers should do it. Where: Everywhere. For more info: Keep your eyes peeled. MUSIC MISC. Thurs., Sept. 28 SHOOGLENIFTY: The Scottish six-man band dubbed Shooglenifty merges traditional Celtic music and modern dance grooves at 7:30pm at the Leopold Crystal Ballroom, 1224 Cornwall Ave. Tickets are $15. For more info: (888) 416-4934. Sat., Sept. 30 WHATCOM SYMPHONY: Guest vocalist Dee Daniels presents “Hit the Road, Jack: A Tribute to the Music of Ray Charles” to open the Whatcom Symphony Orchestra’s new season at 7:30pm at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Tickets are $19-$36. For more info: 734-6080 or mountbakertheatre.com. Sun., Oct. 1 ED’S QUARTET: Ed Johnson and the Novo Tempo Quartet perform at 7pm at the Firehouse Performing Arts Center, 1314 Harris Ave. Tickets are $12-$15. For more info: 734-2776 or firehouseperformingartscenter.com. Tues., Oct. 3 LAURA CORTESE: East Coast vocalist and Celtic fiddler Laura Cortese performs at 7:30pm at Nancy’s Farm, 2030 E. Smith Rd. Suggested donation is $10. For more info: 966-4640 or nancysfarm.com. film times By Peter Travers School for Scoundrels Napoleon strikes back Don’t get scared off, but there’s a soupcon of French farce in Todd Phillips’ uproarious and unexpectedly biting School for Scoundrels. A moral subtext is not what you’d expect from the director of Road Trip and Old School. But in between the bathroom jokes and paintball fights, the laughs in this hot and rowdy funfest come with a sting. As Roger, a wussified New York meter maid, Jon Heder orbits past his Napoleon Dynamite character at last by getting seriously fierce. In the beginning, Roger can’t even find the courage to ask his neighbor Amanda (Jacinda Barrett) for a date. It’s no wonder Roger and other assorted misfits sign up for a secret course in one-upmanship and romantic conquest run by Dr. P (Billy Bob Thornton) and his scary assistant Lesher (Michael Clarke Duncan). What Dr. P instructs about women—how to court them, bed them and dump them—earns Roger’s admiration until he decides to beat the old horndog at his own dirty tricks. His motive is revenge. Dr. P wants to seduce Amanda. At an explosively comic tennis match, Roger catches Amanda with a slick Dr. P, using a fake name. “Is this your dad?” Roger asks, with a bogus innocence only Dr. P could have taught. It’s war, and this time it’s between equals. Thornton’s Dr. P looks nothing like the bitter burnout Thornton played to perfection in Bad Santa. Dr. P dresses better, wears a rug and is advanced in social skills. Thornton is fiendishly funny, lacing his charm with a cruelty that spares no one. School for Scoundrels probably juggles too many comic balloons for its own good. The hilarity loses its helium on more than one occasion. It helps that Thornton and Heder keep you howling, but the The third (and supposedly final) installment of the X-Men franchise finds Brett Ratner (Rush Hour ) at the helm, after Bryan Singer--who directed the first two episodes--pulled out of the project to oversee Superman Returns. Unfortunately, Singer took the majority of his staff with him, including screenwriters Michael Dougherty, Dan Harris, and David Hayter. What separated the first two X-Men films from the comic-book-turned-movie pack was Singer’s dark, subtle style and the surprising amount of depth found in the characters and dialogue. With those elements now absent, X-Men III feels very much like just another big-budget Hollywood exercise in demolition and mayhem. The film picks up where X-Men II left off, with Jean Grey missing, mutants seemingly living in peaceful cohabitation with humans and the X-Men hard at work molding the minds of young mutants at Professor Xavier’s school. However, the recent discovery of a “cure” for genetic mutation incites the return of Magneto (Ian McKellen) and a cadre of renegade mutants determined to obliterate mankind once and for all. Countless explosions and fight sequences ensue. The cast remains largely intact, with stalwarts like McKellen, Patrick Stewart, and Hugh Jackman delivering entertaining performances, but Singer’s departure left a void that no CGI bridge detonation can fill. Devotees will lust after the Stan Lee Collector’s Edition DVD, which comes with an original mini-comic written by Lee. The standard edition DVD features deleted scenes, three alternate endings and commentary by Ratner and screenwriter Zak Penn. (Movie ^^^) Rated PG-13 • 1 hr. 44 min. (20th Century Fox) DVD: The Lake House School for Scoundrels probably juggles too many comic balloons for its own good. The hilarity loses its helium on more than one occasion. hero of these two hours is definitely Phillips. Admit it, you’ve watched Old School more than once on DVD. I have. Maybe comic directors can’t get respect, especially ones who subvert stupid with their own unassailable smarts, but Phillips is here to stay. And the whacked humor and sneaky substance of School for Scoundrels is another compelling reason why. Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves team up again, but this time rather than saving a busload of innocent people from imminent doom, they find themselves entangled in a metaphysical love story that defies the boundaries of space and time. The brainchild of Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright David Auburn, The Lake House operates on the premise that Reeves and Bullock--who inhabit the same piece of property, but two years apart--can somehow correspond with one another via the house’s magical mailbox, sending one another sappy, confessional letters back and forth through time. If that sounds convoluted and logic-defying, that’s because it is. The fact that Reeves possesses the most wooden screen presence this side of Howdy Doody doesn’t exactly help matters, either. As romantic comedies go, The Lake House works, primarily because it tweaks the conventions of the genre thanks to Auburn’s premise. Unfortunately, that same premise also prohibits Reeves and Bullock--who have a decent chemistry between them--from appearing onscreen together, and drowns the film in a sea of absurdity. Ultimately, The Lake House comes off as a mildly entertaining experiment in suspension of disbelief. As romantic comedies go, we’ve been given much worse. Special features include a brief featurette. (Movie ++) PG • 1 hr. 45 min. 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Bellis Fair 10:25 The Covenant: A group of unknown actors star in a film about four young men called upon to fight a supernatural force that, along with attempting to bring about the end of the world, probably also tried to send this film straight to video. + (PG-13) Sunset Square 7:20 | 9:35 Everyone’s Hero: An animated tale about a boy who must decide if he wants to be a hero and undertake a journey to find Babe Ruth’s baseball bat, or if he just wants to play it safe. ++ (G • 1 hr. 28 min.) Sunset Square 12:50 | 3:00 | 5:10 Flyboys: This doomed cinematic effort stars James Franco as the handsomest, most daring pilot to take to the World War I skies. Too bad this film boasts little more than a pretty face. + (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 19 min.) Sunset Square 1:00 | 4:00 | 7:00 | 10:00 Gridiron Gang: Another uplifting, basedon-a-true-story flick about triumph against overwhelming odds. This time it stars The Rock as a football coach in a juvenile detention facility. ++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs.) Bellis Fair 1:15 | 4:10 | 7:10 | 10:05 The Guardian: Kevin Costner plays wise mentor to Ashton Kutcher’s rebellious-buttalented protégé in this serviceable flick about Coast Guard Rescue Swimmers. ++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 15 min.) Bellis Fair 1:00 | 1:30 | 4:10 | 4:40 | 7:20 | 7:50 | 10:30 The Illusionist: Paul Giamatti, Edward Norton, and Jessica Biel star in this film about a prince, a magician and the woman they love. +++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 50 min.) Sehome 1:30 | 4:00 | 7:05 Invincible: Based on the true story of Vince Papale (Mark Wahlberg), a Pennsylvania teacher and lifelong football fan who walks out of the classroom and on to the field as a kicker for the Philadelphia Eagles. +++ (PG • 2 hrs. 8 min.) 22 Sunset Square 2:15 | 7:15 | film Jackass: Number Two: See Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, and crew injure themselves in new and not particularly fascinating ways. + (R •1 hr. 35 min.) Sehome 1:30 | 1:45 | 3:45 | 4:15 | 6:50 | 7:20 | 9:15 | 9:45 Jet Li’s Fearless: Martial arts legend Jet Li is set to retire from the genre he helped keep alive, but not before turning in one last incredible, gravity-defying performance as China’s most famous fighter, Huo Yuanjia. ++++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 44 min.) Sunset Square 12:45 | 3:10 | 5:30 | 7:50 | 10:15 The Last Kiss: Zach Braff stars in this coming-of-age story about a group of 30-somethings forced to face their own impending adulthood. ++ (R • 1 hr. 55 min.) Sehome 9:30 Little Miss Sunshine: Family dysfunction is on full display in this film that has the likes of Steve Carell, Alan Arkin, Greg Kinnear, and the adorable Abigail Breslin road-tripping across the country with hilarious results. +++++ (R • 1 hr. 42 min.) Pickford 4:30 | 7:00 | 9:30 Open Season: Animated adventure about a bear used to the finer things who is introduced to the wonders of the wilderness by an enterprising mule deer—right before the first day of hunting season. +++ (PG • 1 hr. 40 min.) Bellis Fair 2:05 | 2:50 | 4:25 | 5:10 | 6:45 | 7:30 | 9:05 | 9:50 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest: Johnny Depp reprises his role as troublemaking buccaneer Jack Sparrow. Expect swashbuckling aplenty. +++ (PG13 • 2 hrs. 25 min.) Bellis Fair 3:35 | 7:00 School for Scoundrels: See review previous page. ++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 40 min.) Sunset Square 12:30 | 2:45 | 5:10 | 7:30 | 10:10 Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby: Will Ferrell turns his attention toward the comedic goldmine of NASCAR with predictably hilarious results. Ricky Bobby may not be smart, but he sure can drive. +++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 50 min.) 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Can you look into my future and see if I’ll ever make it big in Hollywood? And would it help if I got cosmetic surgery? - Taurus Dreamer.” Dear Taurus: It’s a favorable time for you Tauruses to explore ways you might be kidding yourselves about your destiny. So let me ask you this: Does the dream you articulated express the primal truth about your purpose here on earth? Or is it a fantasy your ego has fabricated out of a deluded longing to pursue inappropriate ambitions that won’t satisfy you in the long run? Instead of saying, “I want to be a famous actress,” try this desire on for size: “I want to be a good actress.” GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When I was in Seattle recently, I was impressed with the extravagant requests of three seedy-looking homeless guys downtown. 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In other words, the river that once compelled the building of the bridge has dried up. This is a useful symbol for you. Metaphorically speaking, you’re thinking about erecting a bridge over a barrier that won’t be a barrier much longer. If you wait a while, it won’t be necessary to do all that work. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Jeff Greenwald (www. ethicaltraveler.com) has traveled extensively all over the planet for the last quarter of a century. “Do the citizens of the world revile us Americans more each year?” I asked him. He said that while millions upon millions have come to despise the U.S. government, most don’t actually hate us, the American people. That’s because they know firsthand the corruption and tyranny of their own countries’ politicians, and so they don’t hold our awful government against us. Let this distinction serve as a guide for you, Virgo. The time is right for you to fight inept institutions and rotten traditions and bad ideas, but without hating anyone. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Emilio Estevez was experiencing writer’s block as he worked on a screenplay about the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy. In his desperation to get unstuck, he jumped in his car and started driving north along the California coast. He stopped at the first random motel that had a vacancy, resolved to make this the place400 he’d plow ahead on the 400 screenplay. The motel clerk recognized Estevez’s famous Rentals Rentals face and asked him what he was up to. When he told her about his stalled project, she gasped. She had been at the Ambassador Hotel in L.A. on June 4 and 5, 1968, the place and time Kennedy was killed. As she told Estevez her recollections of that night, he felt his writer’s block dissolving. In the ensuing days, he wrote up a storm. I predict, Libra, that you’re about to experience a similar synchronicity. It will jump-start a labor of love that has been on hold. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Last year actress Michelle Rodriguez was arrested for drunk driving in Hawaii. She was given the choice of spending five days in prison or doing 240 hours of community service. She surprised everyone by choosing to be incarcerated. Some observers theorized that she felt it would be a good chance to do research for future film roles as a bad girl. Rodriguez said, “I’m a gypsy. I can see beauty in a jail cell.” While I’m not predicting you’ll end up behind bars in the coming week, Scorpio, I do suspect you’ll have a bout with limitation. If you do, regard it as an invitation to accomplish three things: (1) Develop more compassion for people who’ve undergone comparable adventures; (2) expand your ability to find beauty in challenging circumstances; (3) cultivate your skill at creating opportunities for yourself in the midst of perplexity. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Miami’s Hotel Victor has a “vibe manager” on the staff. This person’s job is to ensure that the hotel’s ambiance is soothing and cheerful. As I see it, Sagittarius, one of your important tasks right now is to be a vibe manager for the environments you share with people. (It’s in your selfish interests to do so.) In addition to keeping the atmosphere relaxing, however, you should also keep it invigorating. Don’t let comfort lapse into stagnancy. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “It’s not whoring if you do it for free,” read both of the matching t-shirts on a couple I saw at a San Francisco café. Being a curious sort, I went up and asked them what exact activity they were referring to. “He loves to give away his top-notch psycho-spiritual advice,” the woman said, pointing to her companion, “and I love to give out compliments without expecting anything in return. Need any free advice or compliments?” Her earnest statements were in sharp contrast to the glib humor of the t-shirt quip. The next day, as I meditated on your astrological omens, I realized my experience with them was a foreshadowing of the oracle I should give you. Here it is: Be both playful and sincere as you deepen your commitment to generosity. Cultivate a blithe intensity as you bestow more of your gifts on the world. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Your job,” my philosophy teacher Norman O. Brown told me back in 1981, “is to find the holy in the mundane, and, failing that, to create the holy in the mundane.” I’ve done my best to carry out his directions all these years. Now I’m going to ask you to do your part, Aquarius. Believe it or not, one of your important tasks in the coming week is to feel awe and reverence while you’re in the midst of the everyday routine. Penetrate to the deeper layers as you seek out divine beauty that gently shocks you into a state of heightened awareness. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): In her role as DJ Debi Newberry in the film Grosse Point Blank, Minnie Driver defines the term shakabuku as a swift spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever. I think you’re due for one of those blessings-in-disguise, though I also believe you can avoid it if you really want to. One way to prevent its delivery would be to hide in your room and ferociously repress every unruly emotion that threatens to rise to the surface. A preferable strategy would be to figure out why you might need a swift spiritual kick in the head and then take action to change the awkward situation that would require the kick’s arrival. Homework. At least 30 percent of everything you know is half-wrong. Can you guess what it is? Testify at http://freewillastrology.com. 500 Rentals services 500 Rentals rentals real estate 500 Rentals buy sell trade 500 Rentals flooring in kitchen, tiled bathrooms, s/s appliances, quality throughout. Must be seen to be appreciated!!! 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Electic paid by Tenant. Sq ft: 845 Name: McHugh Building Address: 1230 Bay Street Available: 09/01/2006 Description: Retail storefront / one bedroom residential apartment. Remodeled. At main intersection in downtown Bellingham, signage, high ceilings. Call today • 360-734-6600 700 Bulletin Board Classic Country Band looking... for Patsy, Loretta, Dolly and appropriate sidemen to pay homage to the true royalty of the genre. Honky Tonk Badonka-donk enthusiasts need not respond. Call Greg at 756-0700 { ideas approach style } tmw mannkind Cascadia Weekly #1.29 | 9.27.06 end “My guardian says this neighborhood’s going to the dogs... sweeeet!” Do it 3 | Letters 4-5 | Views 6-7 | News 8-11 | Words & Community 12 | Out There 13 | Art 14 | On Stage 15 | Music 16-20 | Film 21-22 | CLASSIFIEDS Classifieds 23-27 23-27 troubletown Send your band listings to [email protected] 27 You can now buy great outdoor gear... sun mon 10-6 thurs 10-7 10-6 fri tues 10-6 sat 10-7 10-6 wed 10-6 7 DAYS A WEEK! 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