Poopy`s

POOPY’S
Pub n’ Grub
“Serving The Best Shit Around”
Savanna Illinois
Orders 2 Go 273-4516
Is Shit, That’s Right Shit!
When you consider that you can get shit faced, be shit out of luck, have
Shit for brains and with a little effort you can get your shit together. You
Can find a place for your shit. Someone ask you to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit; you can lose shit, find shit, forget
Shit, you tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others
Cannot tell the difference between shit and shineole. There are lucky
Shits and dumb shit. Sometimes you see crazy shit. There is bullshit,
Horseshit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, and catch
Shit. You can shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can
Even serve shit on a shingle. Sometimes you can find yourself deep in
Shit or you can be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than
Shit, other days are hotter than shit, some days are just plain shitty.
Things can look like shit and you can feel like shit. You can have too
Much shit or not enough shit, have the right shit, the wrong shit, you
Can have lots of weird shit. You can carry shit, or have a mountain of
Shit. You can find yourself up shit creek without a Paddle. At times
Everything you touch can turn to shit and other times you can
Fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When
You stop to consider all the facts; Shit is the basic building block of
The English language. Just remember once you know your shit, you
Won’t need to know any other shit! You can pass this shit along if
You give a shit, or not if you don’t give a shit! Well shit it's time for
Me to get some shit done. However, I just wanted you to know
That I do give a shit and I hope you enjoy your day without
Having to deal with a lot of shit. If you happen to catch a
Load of shit from some Shithead, well Shit Happens!
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“SOUVENIR MENU AVAILABLE FOR” $6.34
WINGS 6-$5.63 12-$9.86 18-$13.85 24-$17.61
Tossed in Your Choice of Sauce Mild, Hot, On Fire or BBQ Sauce
Served with Celery, Ranch or Bleu Cheese
Also Available Boneless or Naked
Poopy says: “Careful, Hotter than Shit will make your Lips Pucker!”
THE POOP PILE FULL PILE $12.21 HALF PILE $8.45
“This is some good shit!” Tortilla Chips Loaded with Taco Meat, Nacho Cheese Sauce,
Diced Onions, Diced Tomatoes, Jalapenos, Sour Cream, Guacamole & Side of Salsa
EXHAUST PIPES $8.45
Steak Fries Layered under Taco Meat, Smothered in
Nacho Cheese Sauce Topped with Sour Cream & Green Onions
JALAPENO POPPERS $9.39
Poopy Says: “You’ll Remember These in The Morning!”
CLAM STRIPS $4.93
No, this is not a dance done by naked Clams! Served with Lemon & Cocktail or Tarter Sauce
MAD MOTZ STIX $6.34
Seven Stix Served with Marinara Sauce
BREADED PORTABELLA MUSHROOM $6.34
Served with our Homemade Ranch
CHEDDAR CHEESE CURDS $5.63
Served with our Homemade Ranch
O-RINGS $5.63
Served with our Homemade O-Ring Sauce or Ranch
MINI-CORN DOGS $6.57
MINI-TACO $5.63
Dozen Little Stuffed Tacos Served with Sour Cream n’ Salsa
FRIED-PICKLE SLICES $5.63
Served with our Homemade Ranch
SHRIMP SKEWER $6.10
3 Bad Ass Shrimp Grilled on a Stick Served with Lemon, Cocktail Sauce, & Melted Butter
CHIPS-N-SALSA $3.76
Big ole Pile of Nacho Chips with Salsa on The Side
Add Nacho Cheese Sauce, Guacamole or Extra Salsa $1.17 each additional item
2-POOP
OR NOT TO POOP $10.33
You know what they say about TOO much cheese!
Cheese Curds, Poppers & Motz Stix Served with Homemade Ranch
3-WHEELER $8.22
Mushrooms, O-Rings, & Cheese Curds, Served with our Homemade O-Ring Sauce & Ranch
4-BANGER $10.33
Mushrooms, O-Rings, Motz Stix, & Mini-Tacos Served with Salsa, Homemade O-Ring Sauce & Ranch
There are NO Substitutions Allowed in the Combos
None, Nada, Zilch, No Way, No How, Not Gonna Happen…Don’t Even Ask!
Fresh Angus Beef Customized to your Specifications, Lightly Sprinkeled with Montreal Seasoning, Grilled to Order.
Topped with your Choice of Cheese or One Topping. Arrives Open Faced on a Toasted Bun with
Lettuce, Tomoto & Onion Served with Steak Fries, Homemade Slaw & a Pickle
CUSTOMIZE IT WITH YOUR CHOICE OF ADD ONS
CHEESE $.47 American-Monterey Jack-Swiss-Pepper Jack
TOPPINGS $.70 Mushrooms-Jalapenos-Grilled Onions-BBQ Sauce $.93 Bacon or Guacamole
Wanna Split a Sandwich for Two -No Problem$3.76 Served in Two Tins each with Steak Fries & Homemade Slaw
THE BIG POOP $12.68
Guaranteed to back up your Plumbing! This Monster Weighs in at One Pound
Poopy says, “A hot cup of Joe will get this bad boy slidin’ south!”
THE REGULAR POOP $9.15
Ten-Ouncer our Standard Model
THE LITTLE POOP $8.22
Hey, Sissy’s here’s a Five-Ouncer just for you!
POOPY MELT $9.39
Ten oz Burger Topped with Grilled Onions on your Choice of Bread: Texas Toast-Wheat-Rye
Your Choice of Cheese: American-Monterey Jack-Swiss-Pepper Jack
HAMMER $8.22
Sliced Hickory Smoked Ham under Grilled Onions & Melted Swiss Cheese
THE HOG $9.39
Behold a Bodacious Blend of BBQ Sauce & Boar Bits Bulging From Your Basic Big Ole Bun
It’s Pulled Pork! Poopy says, “This ain’t pretty, you know what it looks like!”
PORKER $8.22
Make room for this Half-Pound Breaded Pork Tenderloin with Lettuce, Tomato, Onions & Mayo
HOME WRECKER $8.22
Twelve Inches of Heaven Served on a Foot-Long Bun! Topped with Onions, Tomatoes and Pickle
LOADED HOME WRECKER $9.39
Take our Standard Home Wrecker add One or All of the Following:
Taco Meat, Nacho Cheese Sauce, Sauerkraut, or Homemade Slaw
B.L.T. $8.22
(No, it’s not a Big Large Turd)
Choose Texas Toast, Wheat, White, or Rye piled with Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato
POOPY CLUB $9.86
(It’s our B.L.T. with extra slice of bread, with Turkey & Cheese added)
Choose Texas Toast, Wheat, White, or Rye Your Choice of Cheese: American-Monterey Jack-Swiss-Pepper Jack
REUBEN $9.39
Poopy had something to say about this one, but you don’t even want me to go there!
POOPY’S ITALIAN BEEF $9.86
“THE COOKS LOVE TO MAKE THIS ONE”
A pile of Seasoned Roast Beef, Dripping with Meat Juices OR add Italian Sausage Served with Half
Serving of Roast Beef on a Italian Style Roll with a Side of Au Jus Choice of Cheese & Peppers
POOPY’S GRILLED CHEESE $7.04
Your Choice of Cheese: American-Monterey Jack-Swiss-Pepper Jack
Choose Texas Toast, Wheat, White, or Rye then we add Bacon & Tomato
POOPY’S TUNA MELT $8.22
Grilled Tuna Salad Sandwich Your Choice of Cheese: American-Monterey Jack-Swiss-Pepper Jack
Choose Texas Toast, Wheat, White, or Rye then we add Lettuce & Tomato
POOPY’S CUSTOM CHICKEN SANDWICH
An 8 oz Boob Char Grilled it arrives Open-Faced on a Toasted Bun
Lettuce & Tomato your Choice of Cheese or One Topping
Served with Steak Fries, Homemade Slaw & a Pickle
$9.15 Grilled or $9.39 Hand Breaded We’ll even toss it in Hot Sauce add $.93
CUSTOMIZE IT WITH YOUR CHOICE OF ADD-ONS
CHEESE $.47 American - Monterey Jack - Swiss - Pepper Jack
TOPPINGS $.70 Mushrooms - Jalapenos - Grilled Onions - BBQ Sauce $.93 Bacon or Guacamole
Wanna Split a Sandwich for Two ~ No Problem ~
$3.76 Served in Two Tins each with Steak Fries & Homemade Slaw
POOPY’S FAMOUS CHICKEN STRIPS $9.39
Three Humongous Poultry Pieces Hand Breaded to order, accompanied by our ooh-sooo Scrumptious
Homemade Poop Sauce or Ranch! Have em tossed in Hot Sauce $.93 add a side of BBQ Sauce $.93
Available Hand Breaded by Poopy himself $46.94
CHICKEN SALAD $9.39
(Choose grilled or breaded)
Cool, Crispy Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red Onions, Cucumbers, and Green Peppers
Under Strips of Chicken Sprinkled with Shredded Cheddar Jack Cheese & Topped with Crunchy Croutons
GARDEN SALAD $7.51
A Huge Pile of Lettuce, Topped with Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Red Onions and Green Peppers
Sprinkled with Shredded Cheddar Jack Cheese & Toppedwith Crunchy Croutons
SIDE SALAD $2.35
Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onions Topped with Crunchy Croutons
Add Shredded Cheddar Jack Cheese or Green Peppers $.70 each
Ranch ~ French ~ 1000 Island ~ Bleu Cheese ~ Raspberry Vinaigrette ~ Oil n’ Vingar
Steak Fries $1.88 add a Side of Shredded Cheddar Jack or Nacho Cheese Sauce $.93
Homemade Slaw, Cottage Cheese, or Apple Sauce $1.88
[Available After 4 pm]
$1.88 Sweet Potato w/Butter & Brown Sugar $1.88 Baked Potato w/Butter & Sour Cream
$1.88 Hash Browns [Add cheese, green Pepper or Onion .70 each]
$2.35 Cup of Homemade Soup of the Day $4.70 Bucket
LUNCH BUFFET
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
MEATLOAF
TACO BAR
ROAST PORK
ROAST BEEF
FISH and CHICKEN
MONDAY-FRIDAY 11am-2pm
INCLUDES: TWO MEATS, POTATOES, VEGGIES
HOMEMADE SOUP and DESSERTS
Adults $7.04
10 and under $4.70 under 3 FREE
Consuming raw or uncooked meat, poultry, eggs or seafood may cause food borne illness
AVAILABLE AFTER 4pm
All POOPY PLATTERS INCLUDE: Potato, Salad & Dinner Rolls
Choice of Potato Hash Browns [Add cheese, green Pepper or Onion $.70 each]
Sweet w/Butter & Brown Sugar or Baked Potato w/Butter & Sour Cream
Add Shredded Cheese, Bacon, or Chives $.70 each
Choice of Cup of Homemade Soup of the Day Slaw, Cottage Cheese or Dinner Salad
Ranch ~ French ~ 1000 Island ~ Bleu Cheese ~ Raspberry Vinaigrette ~ Oil n’ Vinegar
USDA PRIME RIB
AVAILABLE SATURDAY ONLY
8 oz $14.08 12 oz $18.78 16 oz $23.47
SAUTÉED MUSHROOMS, ONIONS, OR GREEN PEPPERS
1 for $1.64 2 for $3.28 all 3 for $4.69
USDA CHOICE STEAKS MONTREAL SEASONED
12 oz RIBEYE $17.37 12 oz NY STRIP $22.54 16 oz T-BONE $23.47
8 oz TOP SIRLOIN $12.21 8 oz FILET $17.84
ADD A SKEWER OF 3 BAD ASS GRILLED SHRIMP $6.10
Grilled on a Stick Served with Lemon, Cocktail Sauce, & Melted Butter
BAD ASS SHRIMP
POOPY’S CATFISH
7 Shrimp Sautéed in
Wine and Garlic Butter or
Hand Breaded & Deep Fried
16 oz Farm Raised Whole Catfish
Hand Breaded & Deep Fried
STUFFED SHRIMP
Same Shit, But We Kick It Up a Spicy Notch
5 overstuffed Shrimp with
Some Seafood & Cheezy Shit
$12.68
$17.84
$15.96
POPCORN SHRIMP
a Whole Bunch of ‘em Served
with Coctail Sauce and Lemon
$9.15
$12.68
POOPY’S CAJUN CAT
FISH FRY
THURSDAY & FRIDAY ONLY
All You Can Eat HERE
Hand Breaded & Deep Fried
Alaskan Pollock
$10.80
”ALL YOU CAN EAT HERE”
DUH, NO SHARING OR CARRY OUT BOXES VIOLATORS WILL BE CHARGED DOUBLE
ALL YOU CAN EAT HERE NIGHTLY SPECIALS
MONDAY $11.73 BREADED SHRIMP THURSDAY & FRIDAY $10.80 FISH FRY
TUESDAY $12.91 CHICKEN N’ RIBS SATURDAY $10.33 POPCORN SHRIMP
WEDNESDAY $10.33 LOTS OF PASTA
SUNDAY $10.33 CHICKEN
AVAILABLE AFTER 4PM
All POOPY PLATTERS INCLUDE: Potato, Salad & Dinner Rolls
Choice of Potato Hash Browns [Add cheese, green Pepper or Onion $.70 each]
Sweet w/Butter & Brown Sugar or Baked Potato w/Butter & Sour Cream
Add Shredded Cheese, Bacon, or Chives $.70 each
Choice of Cup of Homemade Soup of the Day Slaw, Cottage Cheese or Dinner Salad
Ranch ~ French ~ 1000 Island ~ Bleu Cheese ~ Raspberry Vinaigrette ~ Oil n’ Vinegar
POOPFRIED CHICKEN
¼ chicken $7.98 ½ chicken $10.09
Marinated Chicken, Hand Breaded to order, Crunchy on the outside, Juicy on the Inside!
SMOTHERED CHICKEN $10.80
We take a chicken and a tiny pillow… Just Kiddin’
Grilled Chicken, Sautéed Mushrooms, Onions, & Green Peppers
Topped with Your Choice of Cheese or BBQ Sauce
GRILLED CHICKEN $9.39
A Boob Just The Way You Like It Bare…Grilled to Order!
GRILLED PORK CHOP
ONE-CHOP $12.21 TWO-CHOPS $18.78
Big Ole 12 oz Bone-in Iowa Chop
BBQ BABY BACK RIBS
HALF-SLAB $15.02 FULL-SLAB $20.66
Pork Ribs Slow Cooked, Fallin’ Off The Bone Good!
BBQ BABY BACK RIBS & POOPFRIED CHICKEN
½ Rack of Baby Back Ribs n’ ¼ Chicken $18.78
LIVER, ONIONS & BACON
Poopy says, “Can’t Get It At Home? Get It Here!” $9.86
POOP TURDS DOUBLE CHOCOLATE BROWNIE BITES
A POOP-ALICIOUS PLATTER OF DEEP-FRIED GOODNESS $6.10
Cheesecake, Variety of Cakes & Pies $1.40
ASK YOUR SERVER WHAT FLAVORS ARE AVAILABLE
BEVERAGES $1.64 REFILL $.23
Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Mr. Pibb, Lemonade, Barq’s Root Beer, Mellow Yellow
Iced Tea…Unsweetened, Sweetened, Green Tea, Raspberry
20 oz Bottle $1.64 Diet Sprite or Water
BOTTOMLESS CUP $.94
Coffee or Hot Tea
SINGLE GLASS small $1.40 large $1.64 NO REFILLS
Milk, Chocolate Milk, Orange Juice, Apple Juice, V8 Juice, Cranberry Juice, Grapefruit Juice, Pineapple Juice
Consuming raw or uncooked meat, poultry, eggs or seafood may cause food borne illness
OMELETS COME WITH HASH BROWNS & BISCUIT
OR TOAST WHEAT - WHITE - TEXAS TOAST- RYE
OUTLAW
REBEL
Ham, Onions, Mushrooms, Green Peppers
Cheddar Jack Cheese $7.51
SUNDAY MORNING
6:00am - 10:30am
“ALL YOU CAN EAT”
BREAKFAST BUFFET
Ham, Bacon & Sausage
Cheddar Jack Cheese $7.98
ROAD CAPTAIN
WANNABE
Sausage, Green Peppers, Tomatoes
Onions, Pepper Jack Cheese $7.51
Just Your Basic
Ham & Cheese $6.10
STEAK & EGGS $10.09
Two Eggs, 8 oz Top Sirloin, Hash browns & Toast
FLATHEAD $4.69
Two Eggs, Toast, Choice of Ham, Bacon, or Sausage
HEADLIGHTS & HASH $4.93
Corned Beef Hash under Two Fried Eggs with Toast
PAN HEAD $6.10
Two Pancakes, Two Eggs Choice of Ham, Bacon, or Sausage
BLOCKHEAD $6.10
Three Pancakes & Choice of Ham, Bacon, or Sausage
SHOVELHEAD $4.46
Biscuits & Gravy with Two Eggs any Style
ROAD RASH $4.23
ADULTS - $7.51
KIDS - $4.69
UNDER 3 FREE
ONE EGG $1.17
OATMEAL $1.64
FRENCH TOAST $1.40
BISCUIT with GRAVY $2.35
CORNED BEEF HASH $2.35
HAM, BACON OR SAUSAGE $2.35
BISCUIT $1.18 SIDE OF GRAVY $1.40
ONE PANCAKE $1.40
BLUEBERRY PANCAKE $1.88
TOAST $1.18
[Wheat - White - Texas Toast- Rye]
HASH BROWNS $1.88
[Cheese, Green Pepppr, Onions .70 each]
Eggs Scrambled w/Bloody Fixin’s Choice of Meat & Toast
KNUCKLEHEAD $4.69
BUILD-A-BISCUIT
Two Slices of French toast with Choice of Meat
$2.81
A BISCUIT ADD
AN EGG ANY STYLE
BUILD an OMELET
PLAIN THREE EGG OMELET $3.75
MEAT $.93 each Bacon - Ham - Sausage
CHEESE or VEGGIES $.70 each
Green Peppers – Mushrooms – Onions - Tomatoes
American - Cheddar Jack - Monterey Jack
Pepper Jack - Swiss
ADDITIONAL ITEMS
CHEESE $.47 Each
American, Pepper Jack, Swiss
Monterey Jack
MEAT $.93 Each
Ham, Bacon, Sausage Patty
HASHBROWNS $1.88 [cheese, green Pepper or Onion
Consuming
raw or uncooked meat, poultry, eggs or seafood may cause food borne illness
.50 Each]
TOAST $1.40 Wheat ~ White ~ Texas Toast ~ Rye or
Biscuit BEVERAGES $1.64 REFILL $.23
Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Mr. Pibb, Lemonade, Barq’s, Root Beer, Mellow Yellow
Iced Tea…Unsweetened, Sweetened, Green Tea, Raspberry
BOTTOMLESS CUP $.93 Coffee or Hot Tea
SINGLE GLASS small $1.40 large $1.64 NO REFILLS 20 oz Bottle $1.64 Diet Sprite or Water
Milk, Chocolate Milk, Orange Juice, Apple Juice, V8 Juice, Cranberry Juice, Grapefruit Juice, Pineapple Juice