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Cooking with Trace Excitement—and Roast Chicken!
What are you excited about this
spring? I’m gearing up for fruits and
vegetables from the Grand Valley;
I’m stoked about picnics, festivals,
outdoor concerts, and longer days.
Can you believe all that our valley
has to offer? Music festivals, food
festivals, farmers markets, a headless chicken festival.… Yeah, you
heard that right... Miracle Mike’s
big day is coming soon.
Mike the Headless Chicken
Festival days are May 17-18 in
Fruita. This is a great time to get
out and celebrate the pluck [pun
intended] of the chicken that would
not go willingly to the big fryer in
the sky.
The story goes that Mike was on
the menu one evening in September,
1945, and that afternoon his owner
went to do the deed. Being the good
son-in-law that he was, the farmer
attempted to leave as much of the
neck intact as he could for his wife’s
mother. Now, if you’ve never been
around someone who raises chickens for food, you might not appreciate the farmer’s process. After the
chicken’s head has been chopped
off, people have been known to let
the fowl run around (like a chicken with his head cut off). For the
chicken, this is generally strictly
an adrenaline, muscle-stimulating
reaction. Except in Mike’s case,
it was more. Because so much of
his neck was left, the brainstem
that remained allowed him to live.
And, for a clinically dead chicken,
he lived a LONG time!
He was dubbed “Miracle Mike,”
and he had to be fed with an eyedropper and carefully taken care
of because, ummm, well, he didn’t
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So, long story short is that Mike
became a celebrity and toured
around to sideshows and fairs
until his untimely demise (again),
some 18+ months later, because he
choked.
This makes me think about Al
Capone. He was notorious as a
gangster, criminal and all-around
BAMF; but his downfall came
because of tax evasion.
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Ingredients
1 onion, sliced
1 3 1/2- to 4-pound chicken,
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1 tablespoon olive or vegetable
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Kosher salt and black pepper
1 1/2 pounds new potatoes,
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Chicken Festival and participate in
this crazy event. Visit online Mike’s
Web site at http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/.
Hey, maybe I will see you out
there?
It is said in culinary circles that
the simplest and most complex dish
is a roast chicken. Chefs work for
years to find the perfect method for
cooking this versatile protein.
In your personal search, this seems
a good recipe to start with….
Heat oven to 450° F. Place the
onion in a large roasting pan. Pat
the chicken dry with paper towels.
Tuck the wings under the chicken
and place it on top of the onion. Rub
the chicken with 1 tablespoon of the
oil and sprinkle with 1/2 teaspoon
each salt and pepper.
1. Scatter the potatoes around the
chicken, drizzle with the remaining
tablespoon of oil, and sprinkle with
½ teaspoon each salt and pepper.
2. Roast, tossing the potatoes
once, until a thermometer inserted
into a thigh registers 165°F—50 to 60
minutes. Let the chicken rest at least
15 minutes before carving. Serve
with the potatoes and onions.
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Dear Editor,
America is headed straight
towards destruction. And this
destruction will come as a judgment
from God. Thos judgment can only
be averted if we seek God and turn
ourselves and our country around.
Responsibility for the ungodliness that now prevails in our great
country belongs to each one of us.
But, “Why me? you are probably
thinking to yourself. Because God
says so! You see, God is going to
hold us responsible for everything,
for what we have done and for what
we failed to do.
In the Word of God (the Holy
Bible), it says, “Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear
God, and keep His commandments;
for this is the whole duty of man.”
(Ecclesiastes 12:13).
We failed our duty in many different ways. We stood by as our nation
was being corrupted and perverted,
and we let ungodliness seep into
every aspect of our lives. Everything
that God considers abomination is
now acceptable by America. Some
of our political leaders now brazenly
support things that God Almighty
called wicked and abominable.
They are either not knowledgeable
in God’s Word, or they are defying
God.
The Holy Bible shows what happened to nations that dared to defy
God, or that got so morally depraved
that God finally destroyed them. We
need to admit that America is morally and spiritually corrupt, and that
it is time to turn back to God.
As a start, turn the TV off, and
then close your eyes, sit back, take
a few deep breaths, and relax for a
few minutes without thinking. Then
believe the Bible truth that there IS a
living God, our Creator, who created
everything that was made, including
you, and that He loves you.
On a clear night, go outside,
where it is dark, and look at the
moon, stars and the never-ending
universe. Everything you see before
you stands on God’s Word.
God wants us to love Him, obey
Him, serve him, in return for the
life He has given us. To get to know
God, read the Word of God, the Holy
Bible, beginning to end.
Manuel Ybarra, Jr.
Coalgate OK
For some reason, people have difficulty structuring their arguments
when arguing against supporting
the currently proposed immigration
revisions. This lady made the argument pretty simple.
NOT printed in the Orange
County Paper ...................
Newspapers simply won’t publish letters to the editor which they
either deem politically incorrect
(read below) or which does not
agree with the philosophy they’re
pushing on the public.
This woman wrote a great letter
to the editor that should have been
published; but, with your help it
will get published via cyber space!
From:
“David LaBonte”
My wife, Rosemary, wrote a
wonderful letter to the editor of
the OC Register which, of course,
was not printed. So, I decided to
“print” it myself by sending it out
on the Internet. Pass it along if you
feel so inclined. Written in response
to a series of letters to the editor in
the Orange County Register:
Dear Editor,
So many letter writers have based
their arguments on how this land is
made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan
for one, suggests we should tear
down the Statue of Liberty because
the people now in question aren’t
being treated the same as those who
passed through Ellis Island and other ports of entry.
Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people
like Mr. Lujan why today’s American
is not willing to accept this new kind
of immigrant any longer.
Back in 1900 when there was a
rush from all areas of Europe to
come to the United States, people
had to get off a ship and stand in a
long line in New York and be documented.
Some would even get down on
their hands and knees and kiss
the ground. They made a pledge
to uphold the laws and support
their new country in good and bad
times.
They made learning English a
primary rule in their new American
households and some even changed
their names to blend in with their
new home.
They had waved good bye to
their birth place to give their children a new life and did everything
in their power to help their children
assimilate into one culture.
Nothing was handed to them. No
free lunches, no welfare, no labor
laws to protect them. All they had
were the skills and craftsmanship
they had brought with them to trade
for a future of prosperity.
Most of their children came of age
when World War II broke out. My
father fought alongside men whose
parents had come straight over from
Germany, Italy, France and Japan.
None of these 1st generation
Americans ever gave any thought
about what country their parents had
come from. They were Americans
fighting Hitler, Mussolini and
the Emperor of Japan. They were
defending the United States of
America as one people.
When we liberated France, no
one in those villages was looking for
the French-American or the German
American or the Irish American.
The people of France saw only
Americans. And we carried one flag
that represented one country.
Not one of those immigrant sons
would have thought about picking
up another country’s flag and waving it to represent who they were.
It would have been a disgrace to
their parents who had sacrificed so
much to be here. These immigrants
truly knew what it meant to be an
American. They stirred the melting
pot into one red, white and blue
bowl.
And here we are with a new
kind of immigrant who wants the
same rights and privileges. Only
they want to achieve it by playing
with a different set of rules, one that
includes the entitlement card and a
guarantee of being faithful to their
mother country.
I’m sorry, that’s not what being an
American is all about. I believe that
the immigrants who landed on Ellis
Island in the early 1900’s deserve
better than that for all the toil,
hard work and sacrifice in raising
future generations to create a land
that has become a beacon for those
legally searching for a better life. I
think they would be appalled that
they are being used as an example
by those waving foreign country
flags.
And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of Liberty, it
happens to mean a lot to the citizens
who are voting on the immigration
bill. I wouldn’t start talking about
dismantling the United States just
yet.
(Signed)
Rosemary LaBonte
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and biking tour of artist studios in
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11am-5pm. The tour includes stops
at some 16 studios and creative
spaces of over 200 artists throughout
the Grand Valley. The Open Studios
Tour gives area artists a special way
to display their work for the public, as well as explain their creative
process to visitors. The mission of
Artspace to incubate the continual
growth of the arts and individual
artists invites the public into their
studios free of charge. Artists put
into practice marketing and promotion skills they have learned in business classes hosted and organized
by Artspace. Artists then can market
their work and promote the area as
an arts destination. Pick up a map
at many locations around Grand
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to pick a free color map up on the
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org. Artspace & Open Studios is an
arts service organization founded
in 2006 dedicated to the education,
promotion, and group marketing
of area artists in a wide variety of
media, including fine arts and fine
crafts. 970-640-8177.
for youth and young adult for one
day—but please shoot both days.
There’s a coon shoot after dark on
May 18. 970-260-2475.
Safari Adventure with
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May 18-19, Grand Mesa Bowmen
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On May 24, flags will be placed
on graves at Veterans Memorial
Cemetery of Western Colorado
starting at 3pm. The Cemetery is at
2830 Riverside Parkway in Grand
Junction. At the same location, there
will be a Retreat Ceremony at 6pm
on May 26. On May 27, there will
be a Memorial Day Ceremony at
10am. Call 263-8986 for more information.
Guilded Hikes
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The Western CO Congress and
local conservation organizations
offer a series of guided hikes to
showcase public lands in Delta
County. The next hike is on Saturday,
May 11, in Roubideau Canyon,
southwest of Delta. A carpool will
leave from the Delta City Market
parking lot at 9am. There is also a
Jumbo Mountain hike scheduled
for Saturday, June 8 at 9am, carpool from Don’s Market in Paonia.
Registration is appreciated but not
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Annual Strawberry Days Parade,
sponsored by the Glenwood Springs
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lowing the film. This is a free
event open to everyone interested! Call Suzanne, 314-3135, for
more information. Among other
things, the film shows that not
all plastics with recycling tags
are actually being recycled.
to 10:30 pm.
Mojo’s
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will donate 10% of that day’s profit
to the Mesa County Foster Care
Program. The public is welcome to
buy a frozen yogurt and pick up
information about the Mesa County
Foster Care Program. Proceeds will
May is Foster/Kinship Parent
go to purchasing needed supplies
Appreciation Month
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All young people in foster care such as clothing, school supplies,
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in the care of the Mesa County the foster care program. Foster parDepartment of Human Services due ents will be present in this casual
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Grand
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mertime events in Denver for the
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we’re
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many
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Grand Valley.
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And, like you, we’re proud to call it
many more successful years together.
mud, and welcomes hundreds of
home. Thank you for your business
spectators. Registration is $300 for
and your trust. We look forward to
a team. Sponsorship opportunities
many more successful years together.
are also available. To learn more and
There’s no place like the Grand Valley
to register, call 970-812-1736.
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The parade down Grand Avenue
in Glenwood Springs gets bigger
and better every year. This year’s
parade celebrates the Glenwood
Hot Springs’ 125th anniversary
and will feature the traditional Miss
Strawberry Days entourage, community floats that never cease to
amaze, music and much more! The
parade takes place Saturday, June
22, 10am.
For more information, visit strawberrydays.com or call the Glenwood
Springs Chamber Resort Association
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by Gayle Meyer
Family Life on my
Terms
Nearly everybody knows that
a group of lions
is called a pride,
a gathering of
crows is termed
a murder of crows and a passel of
rhinoceroses is lumped together as
a crash of rhinoceros.
But what group terms do we have
for our own modern-day domestic
lives? There are so many types of
families these days—blended families, two-paycheck families, singleparent families, step-families, adoptive families, extended families, dysfunctional families, co-dependents
rearing dependents, ACAs raising
ADCs, and even a nuclear family
or two…. Still, these terms all have
a clinical or pseudo-psychological
edge to them. They are nowhere
near as colorful as, say, a knot of
toads, a skulk of foxes or a charm
of hummingbirds.
It seems to me that we ought to
come up with more vivid nomenclature for our own species’ domestic
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I’ve pondered this linguistic challenge, since, by nature, I have a serious mental bent. (I can’t count the
times friends have told me, “You
are seriously mentally bent!”) After
strenuous pondering, I’ve formulated a few terms for common
domestic groups with which I hope
to impress even wildlife enthusiasts.
After all, what proves wilder than
our own domestic lives?
We’ll begin with an easy one.
Groups of pups and kittens are traditionally called litters, but when
these litters are housebound, they
become an oops of pups and a mess
of kittens. Groups of housebound
children, while not called litters,
are, at the very least, litterers, and
routinely become an oops or a mess
of children.
I once heard a mother refer to the
guests at her eight-year-old’s birthday party as a murder of guests,
but she was probably fantasizing.
Actually, kids at a birthday party
are called a gust of guests. However,
if water balloons become involved,
the correct terminology is typhoon.
In the aftermath of either phenomenon, the kitchen, bathroom and
minors’ bedrooms are known collectively as a disaster area, with or
without formal gubernatorial declaration.
For harried and hurried family
mealtimes, I chose an appropriate
wildlife term that describes the
dining etiquette of sharks—a feeding frenzy. Preceding the frenzy is
a whole clang of pots, and following the frenzy is a complete drain
of cooks.
Sleepy kids on school mornings
are termed a sluggishness of children. Sleepy mothers and fathers
on weekend mornings are called,
literally and wishfully, a resignation
of parents.
Among the so-called “helping
professions,” a group of lawyers
might be termed a moot or an exorbitance of lawyers. Then, again, I’ve
heard people who must deal with
lawyers simply refer to them all as a
trial of lawyers. Doctors, like geese,
are classed according to where they
are sighted. Spotted rushing though
waiting rooms, they are a tardiness
of doctors. If seen in the exam room,
they are collectively referred to as a
mere glimpse of doctor. Beyond that
point, they are all termed a charge
of doctors.
For medical specialists, we might
have a regression of psychiatrists,
a brace of orthodontists, an embar-
rassment of gynecologists, a spread
of proctologists, a wrack of chiropractors, a spectacle of optometrists,
or a rash of dermatologists.
In the average home, a family
generates an eternity of dirty laundry. Before laundering socks, one
has a grunge of socks. After laundering socks, one has an odd number of
socks. With children in the household, clean, folded clothes are called
a fleeting memory.
A bedroom shared by young boys
will accommodate an avalanche of
books, a dump of toys, a droop of drapes,
a rip-off of posters and a whiff of bedding, as well as the standard eternity
of laundry and grunge of socks. The
bedroom of a teenaged boy is called,
simply, a thicket. All flat surfaces display a random of miscellaneous, and
the floor is booby-trapped with a
stumble of sweaty shoes.
Schemes to establish order in a
home are collectively termed The
Impossible Dream. Efforts aimed at
benign coexistence are referred to
as Real Life.
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Have you ever thought about
keeping a journal?
I’ve been journaling for most
of my life and have found it to
be an amazing process of selfdiscovery. But getting started can
be intimidating. Allow me to walk
you through it.
WHAT IS JOURNALING?
The word “journaling” comes
from the Latin word “journaling,”
which means, literally, “journaling.”
It is the process of recording your
thoughts, feelings and emotions on
an ongoing basis.
Keeping a journal is like creating
a road map of your life. Not only
does it feel good to get your inner
workings down on paper, but
looking back on where you’ve been
can help you better figure out where
you’re going. And vice-versa. As I
said, I’ve been journaling since an
early age, pretty much since I first
learned to write. Some of my early
entries about Spot and running
have proven to be very revealing
and helpful later in my life.
WHAT TO WRITE ON
First of all, there’s no “wrong”
way to keep a journal. But if you’re
going to do it, you may as well do it
right, which means you have some
big decisions to make. Specifically,
what kind of notebook are you
going to use?
Wait, did I say “notebook?” Yes, I
said, “notebook.” Well, technically
I didn’t say it, I wrote it, but, yes…
”notebook.” Typing into a computer,
though fast and convenient, loses
some of that journaling magic.
True journaling only happens
when pen meets paper. Of course,
the hardcore would say that the
only “true” journaling happens
when you’re scrawling your daily
reflections on the wall of a cave
in an uninhabitable desert, but
we’re going to stick with notebook
suggestions today, mostly for
liability reasons.
Notebooks come in all sizes,
shapes, colors and price ranges,
from the simple wire-bound,
wide-ruled generic notebook to
the fancy multi-subject, collegeruled versions. But since you’re
new to this, you should really
treat yourself to a “real” journal, a
handcrafted leather-bound volume
with “MY JOURNAL” scrawled on
the cover in the blood of those who
would dare cross you.
Of course, if you’ve already
taken a stab at journaling in the
past, you may want to dig out
that old notebook and begin with
it. Just make sure you tear out
the first page, the only one with
writing on it, the one that says,
“Jan 1, 1994. First day of the new
journal! So excited. I will write in
this every day for the rest of my
life. I promise!”
GETTING STARTED
Tomorrow morning, or even
later tonight, open your journal,
and write some stuff in it. Duh.
WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT
Yourself, mostly. If you write
about others, make sure it is in
reference to yourself. Remember,
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your best option.
7. No room for the toys—yours
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it may be time to look for a
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and inside. Some HOAs can
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trailers, campers and the like.
Finding a home on a larger lot
outside of an HOA-controlled
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move up.
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years and don’t appear to be going
up very quickly. This makes for a
great opportunity to move up and
into a bigger home. Not sure if it’s
time to make the move up? Here
are a few questions that should
help you decide. If you answer
“yes,” it may be time to move.
1. Have you outgrown your
current home? If you have added
some little people to your family
in the last few years, the home
you chose originally may not fit
any more. If you find yourself
complaining about space, it may
be time to move up.
2. Do you still have fairly good
equity in your home? Take a quick
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or phone your lender to find out. If
you bought ten or more years ago,
put some money down or built
your own home, you may have
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4. Has your income improved or
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If you have had pay increases or
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you may be able to afford a little
higher payment. Plus, since prices
are down and interest rates are
still historically low, often you can
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increase in payments.
5. Have you matured beyond
your neighborhood? First-time
homebuyers often take whatever
comes along and are excited to do
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HOW OFTEN
TO WRITE
Mornings
or
evenings
are
preferable. Each
has its benefits. In the evening,
the events of your day are still
fresh and ready to record, but the
morning is a good time to “write
yourself awake.” It’s the writing
equivalent of coffee, only without
the irritability and kidney pain.
Start out small, a little bit a day,
until it becomes a habit. Your
eventual goal is to get to the level of
real-time journaling, writing down
everything that happens, as it
happens, along with your thoughts
and musings and tangents. This
is what people in the journaling
world call “Facebooking.”
WHERE TO WRITE
If you’re going to all the trouble
of writing a bunch of crap in your
journal every day, you should at
least be seen doing it. Practice your
“journal face” in front of a mirror
before you take it to the masses.
After each sentence, stare pensively
at nothing while touching your pen
to your chin. Furrow your brow
while scribbling furiously. Laugh
out loud at your own cleverness. Sit
close to somebody and sketch him
until he calls the cops. Journaling
is a solo pursuit, but that doesn’t
mean it has to be lonely.
AN EXAMPLE
Here’s an actual sample from my
journal this week, just to give you
an idea of how it’s done: “Working
on a column about how to keep a
journal. Ate some potatoes today.
Maybe too many. It rained. My
knee itches. Time for bed.”
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A number of
years ago, Kmart
was a major force
in the retail store
market. Every
Kmart had a large, well-stocked
sporting goods department and sold
guns and ammunition at a good
profit. Then, some genius in their
marketing department decided to
hire Rosie McDonnell as Kmart’s
spokesman, although she was a
very vocal spokesman for the group
who wanted to restrict the right to
own and carry a gun. I and millions
of gun-owners quit shopping at
Kmart; throughout the intervening
years, I have been to a Kmart one
time. Kmart went bankrupt, and
today, as I drive by their store to go
to Wal-Mart, I always notice that
there are only a handful of cars in
the parking lot, while Wal-Mart has
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Having arrived at the Gates of
Heaven, Barrack Obama meets
a man with a beard. ‘Are you
Mohammed?’ he asks. ‘No my
son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is
higher up.’ Peter then points to a
ladder that rises into the clouds .
Delighted that Mohammed
should be higher than St. Peter,
Obama climbs the ladder in great
strides, climbs up through the
clouds and comes into a room
suddenly buying 1.6 billion rounds
of ammunition. Kmart did not have
ammunition, nor did they have a
sporting goods department of any
kind—a telling reminder of when
they slapped their customers’ faces
so many years ago.
Following Kmart’s decision,
which bankrupted the company,
the Governor of Colorado has
now signed the death warrant
of any business in Colorado that
depends on the millions of dollars
hunters and sportsmen traditionally have spent annually in the
state. Outfitters to motel-owners to
liquor store-owners to gas stations
and grocery stores that sold sportsmen supplies they needed to hunt,
Colorado’s Governor has damaged
them all irreparably. Those hunters
and sportsmen will not forget, nor
should they! Not that that means a
thing to liberal tree-huggers who
now run Colorado’s state government from Denver and have turned
Colorado into the only Blue State in
the six-state group of Red States that
surround us.
But will it stop at hunting, as
millions of gun-owners look at
Colorado? Utah has skiing that
rivals Colorado’s; why would
Utah’s hunters or gun-owners or
their families bother to come to
Colorado to ski—and support a
government that limits legal own-
ership of guns? Montana is a Red
State, and I’ve heard their hunting
rivals Colorado—why not go there
and spend the millions that used
to support our blue-state economy
and help the liberals in Denver stay
in power? Why would they send
their children to colleges in a state
like Colorado, whose legislators are
proud to be on record telling women
to piss on themselves or crap their
pants if they don’t want to be raped
rather than allow them to carry a
legal, licensed, concealed weapon
on a college campus in Colorado?
Last month’s First Freedom
Magazine published by the NRA
was dedicated to “Colorado’s War
on Women,” detailing our legislators’ inane comments when women
who had been raped on college campuses went before them asking for
the right to protect themselves.
I used to be proud to be a thirdgeneration Colorado native, but no
more. Colorado has become home
to hundreds of thousands of liberals
who escaped California after their
liberal ideology destroyed that
state’s economy. Now, as I talk to
out-of-state customers, I tell them
that my city is only 25 miles from
Utah, and that I am a gun-owner,
not a liberal gun-grabber and woman-hater like the liberals who currently control our state.
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yet again, he discovers a larger
room where he meets an angelic
looking man with a beard. Full
of hope, he asks again, ‘Are you
Mohammed?’ ‘No, I am Jesus, the
Christ...you will find Mohammed
higher up. ‘
Mohammed higher than Jesus!
Man, oh man! Obama can hardly
contain his delight and climbs and
climbs ever higher. Once again,
he reaches an even larger room
where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again
repeats his question:
“Are you Mohammed?” he
gasps as he is by now, totally out
of breath from all his climbing.
‘No, my son.... I am Almighty
God, the Alpha and the Omega,
but you look exhausted. Would
you like a cup of coffee?”
Obama says, “Yes please”! As
God looks behind him, he claps
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an incredible soccer career; and to
be successful winning and learning how hard you have to work in
order to win.
How long have you been involved
with soccer at CMU?
I have been the Head Coach since
they added the program in 2007.
Profile: Josh Pittman,
CMU Head Coach,
Men’s Soccer
Name: Josh Pittman
Occupation: Head Men’s Soccer
Coach, Colorado Mesa University
Age: 43
Goals:
My goals at Mesa are twofold. One, for my players to have
an incredible experience by getting
a great education and by having
Did you play soccer in college?
I played college soccer at the
University of Massachusetts.
How many camps do you have
this summer?
We will have camps for all ages
this summer. We will have our Mavs
Academy for kids ages 10-15 June
23-27. We will also host a camp for
Elite Boys players ages 16-19 July
7-10 and an Elite Girls Camp August
3-6. We will also have our Mighty
Mavs Camp for kids 5-10 June 24-27,
July 8-11, and August 6-9.
Are these camps for kids and
young adults who have experience
or for soccer novices?
The camps are for kids with a
wide range of skills. Obviously,
our Elite Camps are more suited
to kids interested in playing in college. Our Mavs Academy has kids
of all levels, and we group the kids
appropriately. Our Mighty Mavs
Academy are for the younger kids
who are starting to learn and enjoy
the game. What is the most inspiring success story you have from one of your
campers?
I don’t know if there is a single
most inspiring success story from
our camp, but it is great to see kids
who have participated in our camp
from an early age and see how they
develop. We have had a number of
kids who have been coming to camp
for a few years who have moved
on to play college soccer, including
many who are current CMU Soccer
Players.
Do you think that soccer will be
come more popular in the USA in
the near future?
Soccer is extremely popular in
the US. It is one of the biggest participation sports of all ages. Our
Women and Men’s national teams
are very successful! The MLS is
becoming stronger and stronger
every year. The level of college
soccer improves every year, and a
Why is soccer in the US not as
popular as it is in Europe?
First, soccer is very popular
here. The challenge that soccer faces
in the US is that we have many different sports to compete with every
day. In Europe, you do not have that
as much.
Has the new soccer stadium at
CMU been well attended?
The stadium has been great for the
Grand Junction community. Friday
night games for our CMU soccer
teams have been very well attended,
as have the Tuesday and Thursday
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and the coverage by entities such as
ESPN show the popularity growth
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9 May-Liederabend: Songs of
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9 May-Space Weather: The
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9 May-Looking, Listening for
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10 May-CMU Wind Symphony
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10-11 May-Monster Slam Spring
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10-11 May-Women’s Shopping
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10-12 May-Art & Jazz Festival,
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traffic between Rood and Colorado
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11 May-Western Slope Nonsmoking Singles Seniors Potluck,
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11 May-Flute Concert, 5:30pm,
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11 May-The Gauntlet 2013, 9am,
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11 & 15 May-Bird Walk in Devil’s
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12 May-Moms’ Day 5K Run/
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12 May-Mother’s Day Pancake
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15 May-Revolutionary Optimists
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An Electr(on)ic Month of Music
leaves Little to “Wine” About
When I think about the world of
electronic music, I can’t help but
draw comparisons to the world of
wine. Connoisseurs of the magical
fermented beverage are an eclectic
sort that draws inspiration from the
old and the new. They are able to
pull the slightest variances from one
bottle to the next. They expand their
palates, experiencing everything
from sweet to dry and smooth to
harsh.
Electronic music has similar
diversity in range, and May is
loaded with releases that tickle the
tongue of the entire genre. With
such a vast selection, there is something sure to please even the most
discerning consumer. We’re going
to uncork a few bottles, swirl our
glasses, and take a taste or two of
some of the more stellar releases
landing in your record store this
spring from some of electronic
music’s most revered artists.
If blowing the dust of a vintage
selection is your style, a couple of
ancient cellar-dwellers are back
after a long absence. As one of
the most successful electronic-topop crossover artists of the last 30
years, Depeche Mode has built an
unrivaled reputation. Millions in
album sales and a handful of #1
singles propelled the band to the
top of pop music in the late 80s; but,
despite a couple of album releases
over the last decade, the band has
slipped into obscurity as the pop
culture turned its attention to Lady
Gaga, Justin Beiber and other acts
of our day. Instead of trying to keep
up with the radio sound of today,
the band opted to return to their
roots with their release of Delta
Machine—a dark, ominous album
of stripped-down electronics
and deep, haunting lyrics. If you
remember the drone and mystery
of the band’s 1986 release Black
Celebration, you’ll enjoy the trip
back to the era when this stuff was
about as cool as it gets.
Also returning to the scene,
and even more surprisingly,
is Orchestral Manoeuvres In
The Dark with English Electric.
Although the album is the band’s
first in almost 20 years, it feels as
if they never left. OMD had a slew
of hits in the mid-80s, and the new
record picks right up where they
left off with all the catchy, infec-
tious synthpop stylings the band
was forever known for. Tracks
such as “Metroland,” “Helen of
Troy” and “Dresden” are made with
grapes picked right off of the JohnHughes-movie-era vine. It’s fun and
whimsical and leaves a refreshing,
familiar aftertaste.
Outside of the synthpop scene,
electronic music branches off in
many directions. While not as
popular by radio standards, some
legendary artists are harvesting their vineyards famously. For
fans of the smooth and delicate,
there’s Armin van Buuren and his
new release Intense, a flawless ride
through the world of trance/house
music. Van Buuren is considered
one of the top DJ/producers and
Intense is the pinnacle of his last
15 years’ work. The album translates easily from a nightclub in Ibiza
to your backyard pool party, and
it’s filled with the perfection he’s
earned in his career. With beautiful female vocals, danceable beats
and impeccable sequencing, van
Buuren upped the ante on acts such
as Tiesto and Paul van Dyk and
has taken his game to a whole new
level.
If you like your wine a little darker and more mysterious, you can’t
go wrong with Tricky’s return to the
scene—False Idols. Since his departure from Massive Attack in the
mid-90s, Tricky has explored almost
every avenue of musical stylings.
False Idols is the amalgamation of
all of these—from trip-hop to rap
to touches of jazz and rock—but
the electronic background remains
pretty constant. If you’ve ever wondered what Moby would sound like
on methadone, the answer is here,
and it’s pretty damned impressive.
There are those who supposedly only drink wine at gatherings
to enhance their enjoyment. That
same type of feeling embraces my
next two offerings. The French
duo of Gaspard Auge and Xavier
de Rosnay, collectively known
as Justice, quickly climbed the
ranks of the DJ/Electro scene after
their 2011 release Audio, Video,
Disco, and they’re set to release a
live album, Access All Arenas, on
May 7. The “live” aspect of acs, like
Justice, is the barometer by which
most electronic DJs are measured,
and this turntable tag-team provides an energized, perfectly-mixed
hour-plus of dance beats. The set
was recorded live with little, if any,
post-production, allowing the listener to close his eyes and disappear into the strobe-lit, hypnotic
environment of a festival such as
Coachella.
The same type of fun is coming May 21, as the legendary Daft
Punk release their fourth studio
album, Random Access Memories.
The record includes collaborations with guitar-icon Nile
Rogers, Pharrell Williams, producer Giorgio Moroder, Julian
Casablancas (The Strokes), Panda
Bear (Animal Collective), songwriter Paul Williams and others; and it
pays updated homage to the disco
sounds of the late 70s/early 80s. The
robot-masked DJs are sharp as tacks
on Random Access Memories, and the
first single “Get Lucky” (already
topping charts in Europe) is bound
to be a summer hit worldwide. For some (and that unfortunately
includes this writer), the wines of
choice are the cheap, dirty wines
of Night Train-fame and Mad Dogglory. You drink it as quickly as possible, get drunk as hell and wake up
next day feeling as if you got hit by a
bus. Electronic music has something
for you this month along those lines,
as well. New York City’s Mindless
Self-Indulgence brings How I
learned to stop giving a Shit and
Love Mindless Self-Indulgence to
the party on May 14. If you’ve
never experienced the stylings of
frontman Jimmy Urine and company, this is a great place to start.
The album is brash, comical, loud
and relentless, while mixing punk,
rap, synthesizers and rock guitars
into a hell-storm of electro-clash
genius. It’s not to be taken seriously, and definitely not for virgin
ears, but tracks like “I Want to be
Black” and “Ass Backwards” just
might have you wondering why
they don’t make more music like
this. I suggest drinking a lot of this
on a Saturday night and feeling
your head explode.
So, go ahead and dig out the corkscrew, slice up some gourmet cheese
and fill your glass with any or all of
these great offerings in May. Just be
sure to wear comfortable shoes for
dancing, because, after a few inebriating sips of these albums, you
won’t be able to help yourself. And
of course, consume responsibly....
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The Bloody Public Education System
When asked if
he thought the
White Album
should have
been pruned to one record instead
of two, Paul McCartney said, “It’s
the bloody Beatles’ White Album.
Shut up!” His feelings match the
sentiments I felt when politicians
began to viciously attack American
education a couple of decades ago.
“We lead the world economically,
militarily, technologically, in the
arts, in the sciences and in innovation in all fields,” thought I. “And
my kids are getting a fantastic education. Shut up!”
With decades of criticism, naysayers and politicians have created
the illusion of failure of our public
schools. And with their persistent
tinkering, they have institutionalized inferiority of education in the
US, at least in our perception of it.
Without a doubt, too much money is spent piddling with education.
Trillions of dollars wasted by politicians trying to fix things that were
never broken could have been used
to create a marvel of democracy,
technology and efficiency.
Instead, George Bush pushed No
Child Left Behind, convincing voters
that one size should fit all, thereby
containing the US education system
in a narrow little box. Believe it or
not, a 15-year-old child who does
not learn algebra has not been left
behind—unless “being left behind”
means that the student does not fit
in the narrow box of values defined
by academia.
Standardized and centralized
education governance moves us
away from choice and from an
understanding of education that
would allow students to pursue
their interests and aptitudes. There
is absolutely nothing wrong with
a high school student who wants
to be a farmer, a roughneck or a
landscaper, and who has a bloody
difficult time understanding how
Shakespeare fits into his or her
vision of the future.
But, while students are in our
public schools, they will be expected to prove proficiency in subjects
that are personally irrelevant. And
they will be graded and judged
according to how well they score on
“standardized tests,” which, despite
the change in name, remain tests of
academic aptitude with proficiency
determined not by what students
has learned or how much they
have grown but by how far above
or below the average their test scores
fall.
Academic aptitude depends upon
a number of factors, especially random genetic variation and random
factors of socialization, such as
where one lives, what one’s parents
are interested in, and other elements
that compose each individual’s personal history. These primary factors
can be tweaked a bit, but they are
impossible to unravel fully and/
or change. Thus, the best predictor
of how well a student will do on a
standardized test is his past scores
on standardized tests.
Nothing has changed despite all
the hoopla and trillions of dollars,
nor will it change. This is the science
of the situation, not fanciful theory
or politics.
Students, parents and the public
are all “left behind” because we do
not offer our children a full set of
career-training opportunities. Nor
do we offer our students respect
and alternatives when they find our
schools boring and our subjects and
standards meaningless.
Standardized education, for all its
theoretical appeal, contains narrow
value judgments. And bureaucrats
and politicians are making and
institutionalizing those restrictive
judgments with policies and public
spending. They tend to do it hastily, driven by fads, politics and lust
for funds. They are not especially
enlightened. They are not gurus.
They have no special spiritual
insight. They have no information
or special understanding that citizens don’t have.
That creates an absurd disconnect between what parents and
students think of our schools and
what politicians and bureaucrats
think of them. A huge majority of
parents and students are satisfied
with public education; a majority
of politicians and bureaucrats are
not. Those who use the system overwhelmingly approve of it; those
who make a living tampering with
the system do not approve.
When I first started hearing what
I believed to be unfounded criticisms of public education all those
years ago, I did a few months of
research. I found a long history of
cycles of expensive education fads.
They come, and they go. What is
happening today was happening
fifty years ago. Politicians and
bureaucrats tinkered, and the public
paid for the tinkering. It’s education
American style.
Despite the tinkering, teachers teach and students learn. And
parents do all they can to support
teachers. This fundamental unit of
education—this parent-studentteacher connection—has remained
constant, and it accounts for the
remarkable successes of generations
of graduates of our public schools.
Maybe the incessant tinkering
does more than just waste money.
Maybe it creates a cultural focus
on quality education and perpetuates the belief that a great society
depends upon well-educated citizens. But the trillions of dollars
spent tinkering could have been
better spent on improved facilities,
technology, higher teacher pay and
more and superior alternatives for
students whose aptitudes and inter-
ests do not fall in the narrow box
defined by the standards of academia.
About twenty years ago, there
began a concerted if shrill effort
to improve education in America.
To date, there is no evidence of
improvement. About twenty years
ago, voices in this country began
screaming about poor relative
performance on internationally
standardized testing. I heard those
voices, and I was incredulous.
It’s the bloody US public education system. Shut up!
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By Randy Raisch
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Room 237
Although he’s been dead for
almost fourteen years, Stanley
Kubrick’s name still gives any
true cinema fan goosebumps.
His resume of films is a “greatest
hits” of theater history. I got into
Kubrick’s work a long time ago
when I watched the outrageously
bizarre and visionary A Clockwork
Orange (at an inappropriate age,
mind you), and I had to catch up
with his body of work of films from
the 50s and 60s. Through Spartacus,
Dr. Strangelove, and 2001: A Space
Odyssey it became clear to me at my
young age: Stanley Kubrick was a
cerebral genius.
Everything he touched became
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a classic. Even works near the
end of his career (Full Metal
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thought-provoking pieces of art
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of our generation.
Back in 1980, Kubrick even took
a shot at the horror genre of cinema with the cold, creepy adaptation of Stephen King’s novel The
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over time, the film has held up and
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picture.
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His latest endeavor is no exception. A Glimpse inside the Mind of
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of the last memories of a lost girlfriend lead to a near-death experience, which opens up his mind to
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majority of US citizens now find
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12:00-6:00 • Call for an appt. Doctor Fee only $150
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Call 970-433-0399 for details
Office 424-5346 • 200-0420
Open 7 days a Week • Mon-Sat 10-8 • Sun. 12-6
3258 F Road Unit B • Clifton Plaza, Clifton, CO
Expires 4-7-1
125 Peach Ave. Unit • #B Palisade
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6 Issues - $295
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Carnival - Presale tickets must be purchased by Thursday.
May 16, by 3:30 p.m. $20 per person ride all day. Tickets
available at Alpine Bank, Trendz Clothing, and Rifle Middle
School. $30 at the gate.
Friday - May 17, 2013
(Gates Open at 4:00pm)
Vendors - Arts, Jewelry, Crafts & Food
Brown’s Amusement Carnival Rides - Open All Day
Indoor Arena (Garfield County Fairgrounds)
6:00 p.m. - 8:00 p.m. Churchill’s Artilluma Dance Company and Friends,
variety dance show and comedy, Lynn Churchill, 618-0663
8:30 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. Lever Action Band
Saturday - May 18, 2013
(Activities Throughout the Day)
7:00 a.m. - 11:00 a.m. Breakfast by Little Britches Rodeo, Joanne Flohr
9:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m. Archery Shoot, 60% payback, Chip Allen 230-1059
Metro Park (1718 Railroad Ave.)
9:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. Car Show, Scott Evans 309-5663
9:00 a.m. - 3:00 p.m. Rock Ridge Band at The Car Show
9:00 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. Rolling Rendezvous at Skate Park, Wayne 665-6570
5:30 p.m. - 6:30 p.m. Joey Ball and Family Sing and Strings
7:00 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. Glenwood Vaudeville Revue - Come and enjoy live old
fashioned entertainment with a meal by WingNutz for $10
8:30 p.m Johnny Cash Tribute 9:00 p.m. Derringer
Sunday - May 19, 2013
7:00 a.m. - 11:00 a.m. Come and have breakfast by Little Britches Rodeo
and hear smooth sounds and God’s word. Sherry and Jeff Kerr, Fellowhip of
Christian Cowboys, Sharon Turner, Joey Ball, Scott Brynildson, Misty Allen
and the 3 blondes.
Thank you sponsors & volunteers for your support and dedication!
Gates Open at 4:00pm
Racing starts at 7:00pm
We can’t sing & we can’t dance...
But we sure can sell houses!
Featuring IMCA Modified and Southern Sport Mod, Hobby Stock,
Renegade, Dwarf Cars and Lightening Sprints
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GENERAL ADMISSION
Adults $10 • Kids/Seniors $8 • Family $25 • Pit Pass $25
For race dates please visit the website or
call 970-462-4142 or 970-596-9874
59039 Amber Rd in Olathe – just South of the Delta/Montrose County Line
Call us when you’re ready to buy or sell! (970) 244-9212
www.thundermountainraceway.net
2474 Patterson Rd. #100 • Grand Junction • 8am - 5pm
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