corny jokes below! - Monclova Road Baptist Church

 CORNY JOKES BELOW!
Q: What do sprinters eat before a race?
A: Nothing, they fast.
Q: Where do skunks go to pray?
A: The Pew
Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
A: Cashew
Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye-matey!
“A Spanish speaking magician tells his audience that he will
disappear on the count of three. He says, Uno, dos, … and
then “poof,” … he disappears without a tres.”
Q: Did you hear about the magical tractor?
A: It was driving down the road and turned into a field.
Q: What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the
stairs?
A: A condescending con descending
Q: What do you call a fish with two knees?
A: A tunee fish
“I sold my vacuum the other day…all it was doing was
collecting dust.”
“I’m going outside to stand. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.”
“When I broke my arm in two places, my doctor told me to
stay out of those places.”
7.12.15
BE SURE TO PRE-ORDER YOUR 2015-2016 QUIET TIME BY JULY 23, 2015
@ the Mohr’s House NEXT WEEK July 19th Payment for
Quiet Time is
not due
until delivery.
NEW Quiet
Time begins
PLEASE PRAY for Tyler Graef, Julie Stapleton, Becca Keiser, and Kenzie Simon as they are on a W OL Missions TRIP to Guatemala and Belize. Mrs. Tatianne O’Bradovic 7.12.?? Mr. Ben Cramer 7.13.?? Mrs. Sarah Hamaker 7.18.?? Pastor Paul will be at the fair on Tuesday, from 10a-­‐2p. Want to share your faith? Join us at the fair tent. Don’t forget, this is a REALLY easy place to come and pass out LIFEBOOKS and ONE WAY cards for the SHARE CHALLENGE! PERMISSION SLIP REQUIRED. PIZZA PROVIDED.
BRING A SNACK OR DRINK TO SHARE!
RETURNING TO THE CHURCH BY MIDNIGHT!
ATTENDANCE TO THE EVENING SERVICE AT
MRBC IS REQUIRED
FOR ATTENDANCE TO CAPTURE THE FLAG.
“QUOTABLE QUOTE” August 30, 2015.
THIS IS GOOD…it doesn’t just SEEM GOOD! IMMUNITY
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LUGGAGE DROP OFF DAY JULY 24, 2015 10:00a-­‐4:00p LIME
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