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News & Opinion
On Rock
Editorial: Nation of anti-immigrants
Letters
Public Editor: A time to build
Them On Us
Boardroom’s doors may close
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News Briefs
History Museum’s empty exhibits
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Backbeat
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Calendar
Music Box: Herbie Hancock
CD Reviews
Art Galleries
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High Art: Ocean on land
Dine Out
Slim’s Pickins: Scottish Fest
This & That
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Wellness Directory
Freewill Astrology
Classifieds
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L.A. Times Sunday Crossword
Cover:
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Cover design by Jeana Haarman
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LETTERS
Beck bashing?
I began reading Mr. Munz’s article (“Glenn Beck has spoken,” July
7) about Glenn Beck’s independence day rally with some interest. That
particular issue was given to me by a friend who recommended it. He
said in fact that there was a great article inside debunking GB as a fraud
who spewed out misinformation and outright untruths. I happen to be a
GB fan, but I’m always on the lookout for the truth even if it is painful to
take occasionally.
So again, I began the article with an open mind. However, it seems
that Mr. Munz is on a little crusade of his own. While he insinuated at
FROM THE EDITOR’S DESK
Matthew irwin
point with references to refute them. What he did deliver was snide, bit-
Nation of anti-immigrants
It’s been a while, Jackson, since
I’ve written this column, so I’ll create as much surface area as possible
for derisive blows: I’d like to invite
immigrants to come to Jackson
Hole to work the jobs that we won’t
because we’re entitled, proud and
educated (though surprisingly antiintellectual). I’d like undocumented
immigrants to bring their forged Social Security cards so that they can
contribute taxes to a system that
they’ll never benefit from while they
watch our kids, build our homes,
cook our food and wash our dishes,
among many other jobs that pay so
little that only a person planning on
retiring in a third-world community
could make them sustainable.
But alas, the listing of Jackson
Hole as a “sanctuary city” by Ohio
Jobs & Justice PAC appears to be unfounded. OJJPAC’s website says that
“formal sanctuary cities are the easiest to identify because their sanctuary policies are in writing, often
get the attention of the media, and
subject to public records requests
by citizens and the press.”
Town clerk Roxanne DeVries
Robinson told Ohio Jobs that the
Town follows state and federal rules
regarding the reporting of undocumented immigrants.
The site references lax driver’s license regulations as a sign of sanctuary cities, when just today I
received notice from WYDOT that
license security updates will include
“training to recognize counterfeit
birth certificates, passports or other
identification documents.”
Finally, the website said that unwritten sanctuary policies include
police departments that do not
“contact ICE after determining that
a driver involved in a misdemeanor
traffic stop is likely an illegal alien.”
We all remember the Mexican
I’d like to invite
immigrants to come
to Jackson Hole to
work the jobs that
we won’t .
national deported after getting a
ticket for riding without a seatbelt,
and Latino Resource Center executive director Estela Torres told JH
Weekly that in her experience undocumented workers in Jackson
Hole are rounded up and deported.
Still, area residents have sent letters to Town officials implying that
immigrants are taking jobs that “natives” should have.
Joseph Byers in the News&Guide
wrote that they are “sending money
back to Mexico and supporting
their economy.” To which, Joel
Wenger seems to be directly responding in a letter to the
News&Guide: “Let us also remember, that had our U.S. businesses
and industries not relocated to
other countries for higher profit
margins in the last 30-40 years there
would be many more jobs now.”
More to the point, a 2007 University of Wyoming study determined
that local immigrant households
spent 80 percent of their incomes,
or $91 million dollars, in Teton
County. They held 14 percent of
local jobs, yet accounted for only 13
percent of local earnings.
Torres blamed the “sanctuary
city” accusations on the economy.
“It’s the mood of the country because the economy is bad,” she
said. “They want to take it out on
somebody else. I look at it as they
are entitled to their opinion, but
overall immigrants contribute to
the economy.”
And, immigrants have also been
affected by the economy, with
many leaving Jackson Hole since
2008 because even they couldn’t
find work here.
But I’ve done exactly what I intended to object to, namely the
proffering of a metered and evidence-based response to inaccurate
and anecdotal accusations.
What I started to say is that Jackson Hole is a sanctuary, if you will,
for tourists, the wealthy, independent thinkers and social misfits with
big egos, all whom I’d expect would
want to extend their freedoms to
people of all races and nationalities.
Look how comfortable we’ve become with homosexuality. JHW
Email the editor at [email protected].
On Rock
times that GB’s facts were incorrect, he didn’t offer one single counter
ing remarks about the audience, the speaker and even the founding fathers. Going so far as to put down GB’s choice in attire and his
mannerisms on stage. It is laughable to think that Mr. Munz might consider himself a credible journalist and at the same time think of GB as a
fraud. There is some serious irony here, maybe you should consider extending the few comics you share with your readers and let Mr. Munz
critique Charlie Brown and Andy Capp. At least then it could be considered a matched battle of intellects.
– John R. Long, Cody
Thanks for your support
I would like to thank all of those people who supported my campaign
throughout the summer. I would especially like to thank those dedicated,
volunteer Walk Ons for their wonderful display of commitment and determination. Your “never say die” attitude was truly inspirational and I
will miss our daily interactions a great deal. I am honored to have been
associated with such fine people and humbled that so many would donate their time and money to our campaign. You will always have my
heartfelt thanks and gratitude, and I hope that you will help me finish the
work left undone.
Thank you and Go Pokes.
– Pete Gosar, Laramie, Wyoming
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will not publish anonymous letters without darn good reasons; if you think you have a
good reason, let us know, but, again, include contact information in all correspondence.
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Couloir, and hiking back up to the top of the pass again to spend the night. The following day, we will descend
back to our basecamp at the south end of Titcomb. Depending on the weather, we may do another climb in the
area. For a lot of people, the crux of the trip is climbing up over, and back on Dinwoody Pass. Recommended gear
for climbing Gannett is a few snow protection pieces, ice axe, crampons, stiff vibram sole boots, helmets, rope, a
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A time to build
Both Wyoming gubernatorial candidates have
summer cottages. Everyone I know who voted
roots in Teton County – who says Jackson Hole is
against projects voiced one overriding concern –
the state’s black sheep? Leslie Petersen will no
expensive and impractical building designs that
doubt give a good race, but even if God is on her
dramatically increase construction and mainteside, makes the Snake run blood, sends boils to un- nance costs, limit future expansion, and are (in the
repentant rednecks and smites the first born of all
opinion of some) ugly. I actually like modern-urban
who don’t stock organic yogurt in their fridge, this
style architecture, but simplicity – modern archiis not the Democrat’s year and she’ll be lucky to get tecture’s greatest virtue – is often ignored in Jack40 percent of the vote. However, fighting for a lost
son, replaced with ego as if the designer needs his
cause is noble, and Democrats should avoid petty
mark, his personal façade emblazed across the
politics and stand on higher principals, remind us
structure like a flashing neon beer sign. With unthat moving forward with courage is better than
limited funds, originality is merely a matter of
hiding behind irrational fear, that sacrifice for a
adding impractical high ceilings, curved walls, imbetter tomorrow is an American tradition and that
possibly expensive, outlandish and often inefficient
we carry an obligation to give our grandchildren
finishes and fixtures. Economic, efficient, innovasome of the Wyoming we received from our partive and aesthetically pleasing design takes creativents. Good luck to both Petersen and Matt Mead.
ity and effort, and the end product is always better
Congratulations to the SPETs that passed and re- than painting on “artist vision” especially when
grets to the Historical Society, but this is Jackson
paid for by taxpayers. JHW
Hole – who cares about a homesteader’s single
room cabins when you have investment bankers
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with 8,000-square-foot, 30-room, rustic-elegant,
to the Public Editor, [email protected].
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but because they are conducted on
everyone.
federal lands they are legal.
■ Congratulations Bob- you’ve
■ With the number of wrecks
built more than just a business with and deaths constantly reported in
the Whole Grocer.
the news, you would think that law
■ Congrats bob you deserve it
abiding citizens would appreciate
buddy.
this minor inconvenience for the
sake of safety.
On “There are low-income
■ Wow, did you see some
workers in town,” News
Gestapo-tacticed law enforcement
Briefs
officers “hassled” the last escapee
■ Right...because the people
and his co-hort from AZ back into
who skew our per capita income
custody?
actually send their kids to our
school. C’mon. These two stats
Online Poll
are totally unrelated. The workers
■ How did the primaries turn
in this town are actually low-inout?
come.
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2 (20%)
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ROSH HASHANAH
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It’s pro-choice or no-choice.
Wednesday, September 8:
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Childcare provided
Thursday, September 9:
9 a.m. Children’s Service
with Rabbi Berger
10 a.m. Shacharit, Morning Service
(Childcare will begin at 10 a.m.)
Potluck lunch to follow services in
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new year, T-Z please bring something
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2:30 p.m. Forgiveness Workshop
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3:45 p.m. Yizkor
4:45 p.m. Mincha/Torah Reading
5:45 p.m. Break
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6:30 p.m. Ne’ila
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begins with A-G please bring a side
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Former JH scribe on web
By Jake Nichols
JH Weekly’s recently departed
Senior Reporter Ben Cannon surfaced in cyberspace with a video
tutorial on how to properly read the
latest issue of Sueddeutsche
Zeitung. Issue 33 (on shelves in
Germany August 20) is the first
magazine in the world to be enriched with bonus attractions and
capabilities only available when the
print mag is read ‘through’ a smart
phone using a free downloadable
application.
Cannon walks SZ readers
through the process
[www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRce
OYbrVzc] which will allow users to
view material embedded and hidden in the print material. Cannon
called the multimedia enhancement the first of its kind, adding
that it was the result of a cooperative effort with Augmented Reality.
A consensus from the comments
at the YouTube site seemed less interested in the stunning new design
and more skewed toward wondering what was living underneath
Cannon’s nose. Apparently, his
stache doesn’t play well with the blogosphere.
LA finds 18 reasons to visit Wyo.
Christopher Reynolds’ video
essay on Wyoming begins rather
suspiciously – dissing Yellowstone
traffic and unpredictable weather –
but the LA Times journalist manages to come up with “18 arguments in favor of Wyoming by the
end of the four-minute spot.
“It looks empty, but there’s a lot
up here,” Reynolds said of the area
between Cody and Jackson.
The video footage begins with
the crash-and-burn of a paraglider
team trying to launch off of Rendezvous Mountain. Yellowstone
and Grand Teton national parks
had their respective features highlighted among the 18 things worth
checking out. None were a surprise
except maybe the bungee jump at
Teton Village – really?
BEN CANNON/YOUTUBE.COM
Park stupidity blamed on gadgets
Ben Cannon shows off German glossy.
The Boston Globe carried a story
on the increasing number of accident incidents at our national parks
– now, if only tourists will read it.
The piece began by recalling the
story of Utard Cathy Hayes. The
Farr West, Utah resident videotaped
her up-close-and-personal run-in
with a Yellowstone bison. The
footage was originally aired by CNN
doing a story on the goring. In it,
Hayes jokes, “Watch, we’ll get a
shot of Donald getting gored by a
buffalo.” Her companion was all
too eager to make this prediction
come true. He reportedly threw
sticks at the beast until it charged
both he and Hayes.
The tale might be humorous if it
wasn’t so true and that’s what has
park authorities concerned with the
growing number of dumb moves
made by folks with electronic devices. While some national park visitors put gadgets to good use, others
get themselves into trouble.
“People with cell phones call
rangers from mountaintops to request refreshments or a guide. In
Jackson Hole, Wyo., one lost hiker
even asked for hot chocolate,” the
story read. “Last fall, a group of hikers in [Grand Canyon] called in rescue helicopters three times by
pressing the emergency button on
their satellite location device. When
rangers arrived the second time,
the hikers explained that their
water supply ‘tasted salty.’”
“Because of having that electronic device, people have an expectation that they can do
something stupid and be rescued,’’ GTNP spokeswoman Jackie
Skaggs told the Globe. “Every once
in a while we get a call from someone who has gone to the top of a
peak, the weather has turned, and
they are confused about how to get
down and they want someone to
personally escort them. The answer is that you are up there for
the night.” JHW
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At a glance:
NEWS BRIEFS
B
By Benjamin R. Bombard
Boardroom owner Marc Loebe has fallen deep in debt over the past two years.
Boardroom may be boarded up
After 15 years, Mark Loebe is selling or shuttering the shop.
By Benjamin R. Bombard
Looking at his shop from a
sidewalk along West Broadway,
and on his past with the Boardroom, Marc Loebe has no regrets.
“They were some really good
years. I met some fun people and
had a good run,” he said. “I’m
glad I did it, even though it didn’t
end how I pictured it. If I had the
choice, I’d do it all again.”
Months before the economy
took a swan dive during the fall of
2008, Loebe, the owner of the
skate- and snowboard shop, was
sitting pretty. Anticipating booming winter sales for the Boardroom in ’08, Loebe said he
“stepped it up” and ordered more
snowboarding gear to sell in his
shop than he had in years past.
When September and all that
gear arrived, the economy
smacked belly first onto hard reality. It was all but impossible for
Loebe to sell enough products at
his shop to keep pace with the
accounts payable file as it grew
fatter and fatter and the recession dragged on. People just
weren’t buying snowboard gear.
A few months ago, Loebe realized that the debt hole the Boardroom has dug since 2008 is too
deep for him to fill, and after 15
years as proprietor, he has decided to sell the business or shutter the doors for good.
Boardroom evolution
A wiry, wide-eyed, mustachioed guy with a jet of white
hair for a goatee, Loebe grew up
in Worland, Wyo. He became an
avid skier when he moved to
Jackson 30 years ago. He was
never a strong skateboarder, but
8 August 25 - 31, 2010
he got into snowboarding in the
sport’s early days. As an employee at Jackson Hole Ski and
Sports and later the owner of the
Boardroom, he said he has
played his small part in the
growth of snowboarding and
companies like Burton.
Kevin Guercio and Cisco
Oldani opened the Boardshop in
the winter of 1991 in the tiny cor-
“Right now I’m just
trying not to
lose my house.”
- Mark Loebe
ner building – now Sands Whitewater – at Glenwood and
Broadway. Loebe bought the
shop from them in 1995 when it
was at its Pearl Street location.
He moved it and the store’s
iconic skateboarding half-pipe
back onto Broadway in 2001.
Until Sept. 30, customers can
still walk into the Boardroom and
see the evolution of snowboarding tacked onto the shop’s wall.
The lineup of vintage snowboards includes a wooden, dovetail Burton “Performer” board, a
Craig Kelly “Mystery Air” model
from 1990, and even a ropeguided Snurfer.
Since that anemic 2008 retail
season, Loebe has rung up almost
$70,000 in debt. A number of factors have contributed to the
Boardroom’s poor financial status under Loebe’s watch. Of
course, there’s the recession,
which, he said, fundamentally
changed Americans’ buying be-
haviors. He also explained that
Internet sales have had a significant negative impact on business.
Matt Grabowski has worked at
the Boardroom for five years, and
he’s the only employee on the
shop’s payroll. He said the Internet was the “slayer that killed the
dragon.” A Burton Malolo model
board available on sale at the
Boardroom for $385 can be
bought on eBay for $30 less after
shipping and handling. For cashstrapped snowboarders, $30 will
buy a few après ski 12 packs.
In the shop’s main retail area,
top-of-the-line snowboards, last
year’s models, are discounted 30
percent from their suggested retail prices. In another room further back, coats, boots and other
gear is discounted as much as 60
percent.
During my interview with
Loebe last week, a girl bought a
black and white striped snowboarding coat at 40-percent off.
Loebe said that after factoring in
shipping, unpacking, display and
sale of the coat, he actually lost
money on that sale. “By then, I’m
not even breaking even,” he said.
Grabowksi pointed out one
snowboard on the racks he
guesses no other store in the nation, probably even eBay, can
boast that it carries. A Lib Tech
Banana Hammock signed and
doodled on by professional snowboarder and local resident Travis
Rice. But when money’s tight, a
snowboard signed by God himself
might need to be heavily discounted to sell.
Debt hole
Loebe entered an order for
2010-2011 gear from his suppliers
see BOARDROOM page 9
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COURTESY JOHN THORN
For years, local psychiatrist John Thorn traveled around the country on
business. Like a lot of business travelers, his work required him to lug around
quite a few techno gadgets – a computer, a mouse, a printer, a cell phone – as
well as all the cords needed to plug them into the wall and into one another.
“Every time I put my hand in my briefcase, I’d come out with a handful of
black spaghetti,” Thorn recalled.
Thorn looked around on the market for a solution, something that could
wind up cords neatly and efficiently. When he didn’t find what he was looking
for, he made it himself. The result is called Coil.
A Coil is a rubber device that looks like a hockey puck with a convex top.
Pulling up on the rubbery top exposes the spindle. Cord-swamped consumers
then wrap the offending cord around the spindle and pop the rubbery top
back down.
After receiving a patent on his invention, Coils will go into production at a facility in Riverton before the end of the
month. Thorn said the facility employs individuals with disabilities to assemble the
Coils, conduct quality control and fulfill
orders.
“I’ve been an erstwhile inventor for a
long time,” said Thorn, who got the idea
for his Coils in 2008. He finished a proto- Local invents the Coil.
type of the product on Thanksgiving Day
that year, fashioning it from Styrofoam and old scuba gear he had lying around
his garage.
Thorn loaned one of the Coil prototypes to a friend to get some real-world
feedback. “When I asked for it back, she said I couldn’t have it because it was
keeping the coffee maker cord contained,” Thorn said.
Coils will come in two sizes: small Coils for MP3 player cords and headphones will cost $6.95, and large Coils for cords to laptops, desktops, household appliances, and of course coffee makers will sell for $7.95. Thorn said
Coils will be sold online and at six local stores in Jackson Hole.
Who’s this Blenkinsop guy?
After winning a spot on the general election ballot as a write-in candidate, former public defender Greg Blenkinsop said he plans on running a “vigorous campaign” for Teton County Attorney against 14-year incumbent Steve Weichman.
Though Blenkinsop said he had thought about running for the position in
the past, “it was never the right time for
one reason or another.” He claims that
the write-in campaign to get him on November’s ballot this time around wasn’t
his idea. “People asked me what I
thought [about running for county attorney], and I gave it some serious thought,”
Blenkinsop said.
As a youngster, Blenkinsop more or
less knew his future lay in the practice of
law. He was active in speech and debate
clubs as well as moot court in high
school, went on to study pre-law in college and received his law degree at University of Wyoming.
After serving 10 years as the Teton
County public defender, Blenkinsop deGreg Blenkinsop
cided it was time for a professional
change. He took a short-term position in Sweetwater County last year and
moved back to Jackson in April. Since then, he’s been serving as a district court
magistrate, a municipal judge in Alpine and operating his own private practice.
After winning a spot on the general election ballot, Blenkinsop relinquished his
position as magistrate to avoid any potential conflict of interest.
Blenkinsop said it’s hard to rate his chances of defeating Weichman. “I’m
excited to get to know people and share my passion for the law,” he said.
Taking the Bull Fire by the horns
A fire east of Hoback Junction continues to burn and spread a month to
the day after it began. The Bull Fire in the Gros Ventre Wilderness has
grown to encompass 3,047 acres and is consuming trees, shrubs and grasses
– pretty much anything it can get its fiery paws on.
That wily storm that blew in on Sunday did bring some rain with all its
blustery winds, and the moisture helped reduce fire activity, said U.S. Forest
Service Spokeswoman Lesley Williams. With two crews working on the fire,
they seem to be getting a hold of it. Though the Little Granite Road, Bull
Creek and Rough Hollow drainages were still closed as of Tuesday afternoon, the Highline Trail, Cow Creek, Bear Creek and Boulder Creek
drainages were opened on Monday, and so was dispersed camping and fishing along the Granite Creek Road. JHW
COURTESY GREG BLENKINSOP
BENJAMIN R. BOMBARD
Psychiatrist creates Coils to contain cords
Empty exhibit
from BOARDROOM page 8
in the spring, but after taking a serious look at the store’s books, he canceled the order. This summer,
he’s been trying to sell all the merchandise he has on hand. Given his dismal financial outlook, Loebe
said he has looked into options to remain solvent. “Right now, I’m just trying to not lose my house,”
he said. If Loebe declared bankruptcy, his home would undoubtedly be liquidated to satisfy creditors.
Loebe’s debt is spread out among banks, credit card companies and gear manufacturers – “Everything except friends,” – and he said he will try negotiating with them to get better rates and set up payment plans. “It’s almost going to be a second mortgage,” he said.
To cut his losses, Loebe is trying to sell the business as well as anything and everything at the Boardroom: fixtures, racks, computers, display cases, snowboard repair tools, the half-pipe, fun-boxes, rails,
even the Hawaiian shaved ice machine he bought to bring in a couple extra bucks on the side. However, the sale of those items will make an almost unperceivable dent in his outstanding debt.
Disappointed museum goes to plan B.
By Benjamin R. Bombard
On election night last week,
Gary Hughes, the development
director of the Jackson Hole Historical Society and Museum, was
sitting at his home, glued to the
computer. He was watching election results from the Specific Purpose Excise Tax vote come in on
the News&Guide’s website. That
same day, somebody asked him
how confident he was the museum’s SPET proposal would be
approved by voters.
“I think I told them, ‘It’s not
over till it’s over,” Hughes recalled with some dismay. That’s
because the museum’s SPET
proposal was the one proposal
out of 11 on last Tuesday’s primary election ballot that wasn’t
given the go-ahead by voters.
“Obviously, we were disappointed,” Hughes said. “I was
stunned, especially when only
one of 11 failed. It wasn’t like it
was an all-out attack [on SPET].”
The museum was counting on
voters to include its request for $4
million in the nearly $38 million
of SPET funds that were put before voters for approval. Hughes
said those requested funds would
have paid to build museum exhibits that have already been designed for inclusion in its new
building on North Cache.
Each SPET proposal must be
approved by more than 50 percent of voters to receive funds. Of
the 5,334 voters who cast a vote
on the museum’s proposal, 49
percent gave it the thumbs up - it
failed by just 70 votes.
Half of the 18 districts and
precincts included in the election gave the museum the
thumbs-up. The Mid-East Jackson District was the most enthusiastic about the project judging
by the percentage of approval;
Teton Village registered the highest percentage of disapproval.
Hughes said that looking at the
election results, the further away
from Jackson proper the precinct
or district, the lower the voter approval. In Hughes’s opinion, that
trend demonstrates that “people
in outlying areas don’t have the
same connection with the museum” that people closer to Jackson do. “Maybe we’re not
delivering our message of telling
stories about Jackson Hole, not
just Jackson,” Hughes surmised.
There was speculation after the
election that voters did not want
to bail out the museum for its
purchase of the North Cache
street building.
After that purchase, it became
clear that the space needed significant structural renovations.
Hughes acknowledged that the
organization used money to conduct those renovations that otherwise would have been spent to
create exhibits.
“We had inspections done on
the building when we purchased
it. The problems … were hidden
behind walls,” Hughes said.
Without the SPET funds, the
museum will need to raise $2 million for exhibits. Executive Director Lokey Lytjen said plan B is to
gather the necessary funds
through fundraising efforts that
would normally be used to finance its capital campaign.
Had voters approved the SPET
funds, Hughes said, the new museum location would have
opened sometime next summer,
with all the exhibits in place and
on display. But now, he said, “We
will have a building with a new
education center, a couple administration offices and an
empty exhibition hall.” JHW
Uncertain future
There are at least two parties seriously considering buying the Boardroom from Loebe. Grabowski
said that he, his brother and a friend are seriously interested in owning the shop. “I want to keep it in
the family,” he said. Unfortunately, Grabowski and his associates doubt they can round up the funds
necessary to purchase the business by the end of September.
Larui Aittola is another prospective buyer, one that Loebe has some confidence in. Aittola said that
he’s always liked the “rough around the edges feel of the [Boardroom], the old gas station look.” Aittola said his financial resources aren’t that extensive, but he hopes his “knowledge of the industry”
can help him finalize his purchase of the shop.
As for Loebe, he said the only person he can blame for the Boardroom’s demise is himself. “I’m a
victim of the times, but why didn’t I adapt?” he said, adding that he doesn’t know what he’ll do after
he leaves the Boardroom behind. “It’s pretty scary,” he said. JHW
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In plain English
The point of ecomodding is to make a vehicle as
aerodynamically sleek and efficient as possible, especially on the highway. As your Subaru wagon hurtles
down Highway 89 towards Alpine, your front-end
bumps the air in front of you up over the car to the
rear, where an eddy exerts a force opposite to your
direction. In other words, the car creates drag that
sucks it backwards and makes it less efficient. In fact,
approximately 60 percent of the power produced by
your car’s engine at highway speeds is used to overcome air drag, and that number only increases with
speed. Drag is a non-issue at speeds below about 55
miles per hour, but it is compounded the faster you
drive over that speed.
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drag coefficient, which the graph on Miller’s cheat
sheet uses to rank various vehicles. When the drag
coefficient is calculated against the vehicle’s frontal
area (measured in square feet), you get a number representing its drag area, which ecomodders attempt to
diminish with as much zeal as runners hacking off
milliseconds from their mile splits.
Miller explains this much to me as he points out all
the superficial modifications he’s made to his truck,
which he has nicknamed “Odd.” With every little modification comes a little boost in MPG. He has partially
covered the truck’s front grill (plus 1 to 2 MPG) and
obscured about a third of the wheel wells with clear
plastic sheeting and black Choroplast (plus 2 MPG),
the same material used for most political candidate’s
lawn signs. Using black Gorilla Tape, he has taped up
COURTESY CONOR MILLER
Moments after Conor Miller and I shake hands in
the driveway of his place in East Jackson, he whips
out his “cheat sheet,” and I feel like we’re breaking
the rules.
Out of the corner of my eye, I see Miller’s strange
black vehicle – the reason for my visit – but he has
my focus turned to a rudimentary graph on the cheat
sheet that measures something called the “coefficient
of drag” versus “streamlining,” which is more or less
Greek to me.
An icon of your standard flatbed American truck
sits somewhere in the middle of that sloping line,
below a vintage sedan and above a modern one.
Miller has altered the truck’s shape with a blue pen to
make it look more like a door wedge on wheels than
the arrow-with-a-tip-clipped-off silhouette that most
flatbed trucks fit. When I glance up from the page for
the first time, I see that Miller’s truck nearly mirrors
the door-wedge-like truck on the cheat sheet.
As I’ll later learn, the modifications Miller has made
to his 2004 Ford Ranger and the door-wedge shape
he’s trying to sculpt it into are common practices
among ecomodders. Ecomodders are a subculture of
enviro-conscious, penny-pinching, borderline-OCD
gearheads who trick out their cars to eke ever more
miles per gallon out of them. The modifications they
make are often small but significant, and when those
mods are combined with “hypermiling” driving techniques, the resulting improvements in miles per gallon
can be astonishing.
Before reducing his truck’s aerodynamic drag and
driving with miles per gallon first on his mind, Miller’s
two-wheel drive Ford Ranger was estimated by the
EPA to get, at best, 27 miles per gallon on the highway. After the modifications, he has managed to
squeeze 46 highway miles out of a single gallon of
gasoline, breaking the unstated rules of how efficient
consumer vehicles can be.
any open seams on the front of the car (plus 1
MPG), such as around the headlights. A “partial
belly pan” (plus 2 MPG) made of Choroplast covers the front half of the truck’s undercarriage.
Anything that obstructs the steady, even flow
of air over any part of the vehicle has to be rectified to improve Odd’s aerodynamic efficiency
and increase MPG. That even means that Miller
folds the side-view mirrors in (plus 1 MPG) and
has mounted a dagger-like shard of mirror on
the truck’s dash in their place. Odd previously
had no hubcaps, just MPG-sucking craters at its
wheels’ centers. So Miller special ordered Bonneville Salt Flats moon style hubcaps that
boosted his MPG a couple miles before some
jerk made off with the driver’s side ones. In their
place, Miller intends to use pizza pans.
The most aerodynamically dirty part of any
vehicle is the rear end. As Miller pointed out on
his cheat sheet, the rear end accounts for a third
of the total effect of drag, and making it more
streamlined and thus aerodynamic is a big way
to boost MPG.
Odd’s most obvious and eccentric modification is the clear plastic casing that slopes over
the truck’s bed. Called an aerocap, the casing is
made from polycarbonate, the same plastic
used to make bullet-proof glass and Nalgene
bottles, and it’s structured with steel girders
and wooden beams. Like the blue line on the
cheat sheet’s truck, the aerocap slopes back
from the top of the back of the cab at a 12-degree angle. Miller explained that 12 degrees is
the optimal slope to usher rushing air over the
vehicle and send it sliding off the back, thus
mitigating the air eddy in its slipstream and
minimizing drag. The result: an extra two to
three miles per gallon.
All the modifications Miller has made cost
him approximately $600 and represent low fruit
on the tree of MPG improvement. Added up,
they’ve boosted his MPG by almost 60 percent
(that is, before the hubcap thieves struck), all but
negating the deleterious effects of drag. By his
calculations, Miller figures he could go about
782 miles on a single tank of gas and that all
the mods he has made should pay for themselves after 40 tanks of gas, give or take a few.
There are dozens upon dozens of additional
modifications Miller could make to further improve his MPG, including technically complicated tinkerings under the hood. He has
already built the basic structure of a Kammback
or boat-tail that will extend the slope of the aerocap back another five feet to further diminish
Odd’s drag.
Miller has some additional modifications in
mind for Odd in the future, including an engine
kill-switch, removing the air conditioning unit,
installing a block heater and replacing his oil
with high-viscosity synthetic oil. His unscientific
guess is that the full bevy of mods could push
Odd’s MPG up into the mid-60s.
Tweak the driver
Miller studied English Literature at Colorado
College, and his tech/science savvy is on par
with your average liberal arts major. Most of
what he’s learned about automotive aerodynamics and ecomodding he either picked up in
a class about electric car conversion he took in
Seattle last spring, or it’s stuff he learned from
the website Ecomodder.com. None of what he’s
doing is that experimental – it’s all been tried
and tested by other ecomodders and the results
vary from vehicle to vehicle.
Ecomodding is only part of the MPG-improve-
ment equation. As ecomodders are fond of saying, the biggest change you can make to boost
MPG is to “adjust the nut behind the wheel.” In
other words, tweak the driver and his or her
driving style. If you’re at all interested in improving your MPG but don’t want to deck out your
Forester in corrugated plastic, hypermiling might
be your game.
One of the easiest hypermiling tips to improve
gas mileage, especially in a physical activity
wonderland like Jackson Hole, is to remove roof
and bike racks. Other common hypermiling
techniques are to accelerate slowly and consistently, avoid braking whenever possible and do
lots of coasting. Hypermilers have elevated
coasting to an art form, the automotive equivalent of a manual in skateboarding.
Hypermilers measure the fruits of their labor
either with a ScanGauge – a kind of MPG scoreboard – or with simple calculations of miles
driven divided by gallons of gas consumed.
Miller has kept a detailed fuel log ever since he
got into hypermiling, and he’s watched his MPG
edge up with every new modification.
“It’s all about energy efficiency,” he said.
“How far can you go on the least amount of energy and dirt-bagging and making it as cheap
as possible.”
Miller also believes that his current obsession
with hypermiling isn’t that out of the ordinary
for Jackson Hole. “A lot of people out here are
obsessive compulsive,” he said. “Whether it’s
climbing or skiing. People just get obsessed
about shit out here.” Miller also thinks that
given the transitory nature of Jacksonites, many
of whom travel hundreds of miles a year on
roadtrips or to relocate to other parts of the
country, hypermiling just makes sense here and
more people should get into it.
From a certain angle, hypermiling and ecomodding can look like the obsessions of pennypinching misers. According to Miller, sure,
hypermiling is a stingy way to save money on
gasoline, but it’s also much more than that. For
them, it’s a practice in keeping with their environmental concerns about CO2 emissions and
global warming. It’s also a daily challenge and a
lifestyle as much as many outdoor pursuits. For
Miller, the excitement he gets from steadily increasing his MPG is on par with the rush of skiing a sick couloir.
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Tailgaters will have to wait
Without question, Odd is one of the most singular vehicles around Jackson Hole and Miller
has gotten used to rubberneckers staring at his
truck. From his vantage point inside Odd, it’s
the guys driving big trucks that are most baffled
by the aerocap and other mods he’s made.
“The bigger the truck, the more they stare,”
Miller said.
He’s not the least bit self-conscious about
Odd’s strange appearance and neither is his girlfriend – though she does wish the truck weren’t
plastered with so much black tape.
“I think most people think it’s cool,” Miller said
before adding that only a few people have ever
asked him what all the streamlining modifications are about. As a friend of Miller’s pointed
out, Odd’s oddness is more or less spelled out
on a DIY bumper sticker tacked onto its rear.
On the left side of the bumper, written in
black Sharpie on yellow duct tape is this simple request to tailgating drivers: “Get off my
ass. I’m coasting!” And on the other side, waiting to be replaced with a “46,” is this explanation: “38 MPG.” JHW
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Out with
the spectacle
My meeting with Thomas
Macker began with a computer,
a plasma ball and the sound of
lightning from space. The display is part of his upcoming exhibit, Western Heritage, which
focuses on expansion, consumption and New Age.
While I thought I was going to
be looking over a few of his photos, I was surprised to see that he
uses more than a camera to convey his ideas. The consumption
portion consists of an array of
seed signs that he took while riding through agrarian landscapes.
What is special about these signs
is that they advertise genetically
modified seeds, which sprout
controversy as much as produce.
“The signs are usually beautiful,”
he said, but the politics they represent are not.
After spending only a few minutes with Macker, I found that he
is not only talented, but also incredibly intelligent. Everything
he does artistically is done with
thought: unlike artists who count
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on “beautiful mistakes,” each aspect of his work is created with
intention. For example, he
showed me a photo of the Tetons
with a digital road sign in front
that reads, “Dusk till Dawn.”
Initially, I didn’t take much
from this photo, but after Macker
explained that the sign was solar
powered, I saw the irony. Being a
solar-powered sign, it will not
work from dusk till dawn.
Macker’s intent was to also show
the irony of the Tetons being behind that sign because those
mountains will always be there.
“I’m trying to remove the spectacle,” he said, referring to this
photo and another of post-action
Old Faithful where tourists are
turning and walking away.
Although Macker is leaving at
the end of summer to return to
Cal Arts in California to get his
MFA in photography and media,
he, like the rest of us, loves Jackson Hole and his work shows the
area in a different light than
many photographers. He takes
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photos of scenes that are strange
in their familiarity, but wants it to
be known that he isn’t trying to
be a jerk.
“I don’t believe in intolerance,” he said, while clicking
through a slide show of photos
taken in the valley. “I’m just trying to show the multifaceted, the
different representations.”
Community dinner 2.0
It isn’t often that you
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get the chance to drink a
beer while watching an
old man karate-chop
the tops off of three bottles of beer. This moment is made possible
by Fitzgerald’s Bicycles,
the Brew Pub, Mr.
Miyagi and the Karate
Kid. There is no telling
where I would be without the life lessons of
Mr. Miyagi: “Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.” But if you do not
appreciate his lessons, there is always the hilariously bad acting and the opportunity to
donate to the local nonprofit, Treefight. The
organization helps white bark pine trees in
their struggle to survive against the beetle.
This is the last night of the bike-in movie series, so ride the old cruiser over to Snow
King, and do as Mr. Miyagi says: “Use your
head for something other than a target.”
The Karate Kid plays at dusk, August 31,
Snow King. Donations accepted.
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Macker’s exhibit is called Western Heritage because he wants to
explore the idea of the “romance
of the conquered, the wild, or
sublime and the forgotten preserved territory of the West.”
Thomas Macker’s opening reception is 7 to 9 p.m., Friday at
Teton Artlab. tetonartlab.com;
699-0836.
COMMUNITY
It ain’t a potluck, but the Jackson Hole Historical Society’s
reconfigured annual summer picnic has all the makings of a
community dinner, from interesting topics to generous
hosts. The annual Summer Dinner Program will feature
Kevin Taylor, a biologist and naturalist from Teton Science
School’s Wildlife Expeditions at the home of Paula and Louis
Leisinger on Cache Creek Drive. Taylor will discuss plants
found in the region, and how to use them for friction fire,
rope-making, basketry, shelter and hide-tanning, among
other things. The Historical Society changed its annual
Kevin Taylor with clients.
potluck into a bring-your-own-dinner program after state
health officials, in a sweep that also knocked raw milk off the
shelves at Jackson Whole Grocer, told the organization that home-cooked foods make them
nervous. The nonprofit’s education coordinator, Karen Reinhart, said that at the last event,
guests went all out with gourmet foods, wine and elaborate table settings. – Matthew Irwin
“Ethnobotany in Jackson Hole,” is 6:30 p.m., Thursday, at the home of Paula and Louis
Leisinger. Free. Call for directions: 733-9605.
The part that pays
THEATER
Matt rescues Lousia from an enclosure and they fall in love, only to discover that the kidnapping was a ruse intended to bring them together. They go their separate ways, venture
into the cold, hard world only to discover that they had everything they needed back home.
Such is the plot of The Fantasticks, the musical production to be performed at the Jackson
Hole Playhouse in September if the company finds a man aged 30 to 50 years old who can
sing and act. The part is paid, Monday through Saturday, until October 3. – JHW Staff
To audition for The Fantasticks, call 733-6994.
Week of 8/25
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Missoula, MT
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Pinedale, WY
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Riverton, WY
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Rock Springs, WY 84/51/s 86/56/pc
Salt Lake City, UT 88/60/s 97/70/pc
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Ride the FREE Town Shuttle or the $3 routes
between Jackson and Teton village
Weather(W): s-sunny, pc-partly cloudy,
c-cloudy, sh-showers, t-thunderstorms, r-rain,
sf-snow flurries, sn-snow, i-ice
Please remember
START BUS when
donating this year.
Schedule & fare information can be found at www.startbus.com, at each stop, at hotel front desks and on the buses. Questions? 733-4521
COURTESY JH HISTORICAL SOCIETY
By Kayla
Diane Sanders
★ THIS WEEKS PICKS
MUSIC
■ Jackson Hole Jazz Foundation, 7 to 9 p.m., rehearsal at the
Center for the Arts. 699-0102.
■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m., at
the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar.
Country. 733-2207.
■ Brittany Reilly, 8 to 10 p.m.,
at Alpine Wines in Driggs. Country, folk. Enjoyalpinewines.com.
■ DJ Guerilla MD, 10 p.m., at
Town Square Tavern. Eclectic.
733-3886.
ART
■ Western Visions® Sixth Annual Photography Show &
Sale, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., National
Museum of Wildlife Art.
www.wildlifeart.org.
THEATER
■ “Annie Get Your Gun,” 8
p.m., Jackson Hole Playhouse.
$19-$52. 733-6994.
KIDS & FAMILIES
■ Family Fundays: Underwater Scenes, 2 to 3 p.m., National
Museum of Wildlife Art. Admission fee. 732-5435.
OUTDOORS
■ Free Wonder Club, 3 to 5
p.m., the base of Snow King. Children in Grades 3-5 Join the Nature Ambassador, Brigid Sinram,
on Snow King for nature inspired
activities, games and adventures.
www.centerofwonder.org.
■ Sierra Club Hike: High
School Butte Evening Hike. 36 miles moderate elevation gain.
699-1171 [email protected].
COMMUNITY
■ Jackson Hole People’s Market, 4 to 7 p.m., Redeemer’s
Lutheran Church 175 N. Willow.
Local produce, food, beer, art,
natural care products & music. jhpeoplesmarket.org.
Thursday 8.26
MUSIC
■ Outlaw Picnic, 7 to 10 p.m.,
at Q Roadhouse on Moose-Wilson Road. Folk trio. 739-0700.
■ DJ Vert One, 10 p.m., at
Town Square Tavern. 733-3886.
■ Phil Round, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m.,
in the lobby of Amangani Resort.
Playing a wide variety of acoustic
music with guitar and voice. 7347333.
■ Jazz at The Pines, 6 to 9
p.m., at Teton Pines on MooseWilson Road. Featuring pianist
Keith Phillips and bassist Bill
Plummer. 733-1005.
■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m., at
the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar.
Country. 733-2207.
■ Bob Greenspan, 5 to 9 p.m.,
in the Four Seasons Lobby
Lounge. Blues, rock. 732-5000.
★ The Honey Dewdrops, 7
p.m., at the Old Wilson Schoolhouse. [email protected]. $12 at Global Treasures,
Hungry Jack’s or the door.
★ Herbie Hancock, 8 p.m., at
the Center Theater. Jazz. JHCenterForTheArts.org or 733-4900.
SOLD OUT.
ART
■ Western Visions® Sixth Annual Photography Show &
Sale, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., National
Museum of Wildlife Art.
www.wildlifeart.org.
■ Art Opening: Gary Lynn
Roberts, 6 to 8 p.m., Legacy
Gallery. The works at this exhibit
will be originals, but Roberts has a
selection of giclées on canvas.
733.2353.
THEATER
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Friday 8.27
MUSIC
■ Phil Round, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m.,
in the lobby of Amangani Resort.
Playing a wide variety of acoustic
music. 734-7333.
■ DJ Cut la Whut and Friends,
10 p.m., at the Stagecoach Bar in
Wilson. 733-4407.
■ Papa Chan and Johnny C
Note, 6 to 9 p.m., at Teton Pines.
40s and 50s jazz. 733-1005.
■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m., at
the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar.
Country. 733-2207.
■ Ben Winship, 6 to 10 p.m., in
the Four Seasons Lobby Lounge.
Folk, bluegrass. 732-5000.
■ Cool Jazz Duo, 6:30 to 9:30
p.m., at Warbirds Cafe in Driggs.
With pianist Keith Phillips and
bassist Aaron Miller. 208-3542550.
■ Jazz Night, 7 to 10 p.m., in
The Granary at Spring Creek
Ranch atop East Gros Ventre
Butte. With Bill Plummer on bass,
Peter Quell on guitar and vocals.
733-8833.
■ Coyote Brothers, 7:45 to
11:15 p.m., at the Silver Dollar
Bar. Rock. 733-2190.
■ Reverend Deadeye, 9 p.m., in
the Trap Bar at Grand Targhee Resort. Blues, garage, gospel. Grandtarghee.com.
■ Split, 9 p.m., at the Virginian
Saloon. Rock. 739-9891.
★ Chuck Prophet, 9:30 p.m., at
the Mangy Moose in Teton Village.
Rock. Mangymoose.net. $10.
■ B-Side Players, 10 p.m., at the
Knotty Pine in Victor. Latin, funk.
208-787-2866. Cover TBD.
■ Dark Cheddar, 10 p.m., at
Town Square Tavern. Funk, rock,
reggae. 733-3886.
ART
■ Western Visions Sixth AnSee CALENDAR page 17
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Music
Bo
COURTESY CENTER FOR THE ARTS
■ “Annie Get Your Gun,” 8
p.m., Jackson Hole Playhouse.
$19-$52. 733-6994.
GOOD EATS
■ Jackson Whole Grocer Tasting: 9 to 11 a.m.: Dragon Lady
Custom Concoctions at the Juice
& Tonic Bar. 1 to 3 p.m. Tasting
features mouth watering Salad
Fixings to spruce up your green
life. 2 to 5 p.m.: Natural Care Department introduces Nordic Natural’s Kids DHA. 733-0450.
Teton Valley Taste Tour ,3 p.m.,
Victor, ID We are offering a
unique bus tour of three local
food hubs in Teton Valley. $25.
ecogastronomy.org.
OUTDOORS
■ Mommy & Me Nature Walk,
11:15 a.m. Wildlife Lane Trailhead
off of Snow King Avenue. Children
Ages 4-7; must be accompanied by
a caregiver. CenterofWonder.org.
COMMUNITY
■ Walking tours of downtown
Jackson, 10:30 a.m. to 11:30 a.m.
Downtown Jackson [email protected].
■ Chamber Mixer, 5:30 to 7:30
p.m., Tobacco Row. 733-3316.
■ Local Producers Taste Tour,
2 p.m., at Jackson Campus of
Teton Science School or 2:45 p.m.
at Grand Teton Brewing. Visit
Teton Valley Creamery, Mountain
Valley Mushrooms and Snow drift
Farm. $25 RSVP to 208-354-2648.
★“Ethnobotany in Jackson
Hole,” 6:30 p.m., The home of
Paula and Louis Leisinger. The
Jackson Hole Historical Society
and Museum’s annual Summer
Dinner Program Please bring picnic basket dinner, table service,
and a baked dessert to share.
733-9605.
Herbie Hancock, 12-time Grammy-Award winner, offers a medley of classics.
Jazz legend sells out Center Theater
By Aaron Davis
Mr. Herbert Jeffrey “Herbie”
Hancock has long been one of
my favorite jazz cats because of
his melodic, crossover-genre accessibility. Hancock, 70, will hit
the Center Theater on Thursday
in support of his latest release,
The Imagine Project.
“Music transcends the barriers
between people,” Hancock said
in a video trailer for the new release. “I call it The Imagine Project because it’s about peace
through local collaboration and
mutual respect for other cultures.”
The Imagine Project features
collaborations with more than a
dozen superstars from all over
the world. Guests include Dave
Matthews, Anoushka Shankar,
Jeff Beck, The Chieftains, John
Legend, India Arie, Seal, Pink and
Chaka Khan. It utilizes the universal language of music to ex-
press its central themes of peace
and global responsibility. One
highlight on the eclectic disc includes Joe Cocker’s “Space Captain,” featuring Tedeschi and
Trucks. Other tunes include
“Imagine,” Dylan’s “The Times,
Hancock was one of the
first jazz musicians to
embrace synthesizers,
as well as funk
and soul music.
They are a Changin’,” and The
Beatles’ “Tomorrow Never
Knows.”
You can expect a solid mix of
old and new from the 12-time
Grammy-Award winner. On this
tour, he’s been offering a medley
of his classics "Cantaloupe Island," "Watermelon Man,"
"Chameleon" and "Maiden Voy-
age," while on certain numbers
also highlighting his band: second keyboardist Greg
Phillinganes, guitarist Lionel
Loueke, bassist Pino Palladino,
drummer Vinnie Colaiuta and
Kristin Train on vocals.
Few artists in the industry have
had such a tremendous influence
on both acoustic and electronic
music as Hancock. He was a
member of Miles Davis’s “second
great quintet,” helping to pioneer
the “post-bop” sound in the mid60s. During his five years with
Davis, he contributed to groundbreaking albums In a Silent Way
and Bitches Brew, the latter of
which heralded the birth of jazzfusion.
It seems like everything is
crossover these days, but Hancock was one the first jazz musicians to embrace synthesizers, as
well as funk and soul music. After
leaving the Miles Davis Quintet,
Hancock formed The Head-
hunters in ’73 and by middecade, he was playing for stadium-sized crowds all over the
world and had no fewer than 11
albums in the pop charts during
the 1970s. He has officially released more than 50 albums
since 1962’s Takin’ Off.
In the fifth decade of his professional life, Hancock remains
at the forefront of progressive
entities. Among his other endeavors, he is the creative chair
for jazz for the Los Angeles Philharmonic Association, serves as
institute chairman of the Thelonious Monk Institute of Jazz and
is also a founder of the International Committee of Artists for
Peace (ICAP). JHW
Jackson Hole Center for the
Arts presents Herbie Hancock at
8 p.m., Thursday, in the Center
Theater. This show is sold out. To
inquire about released tickets,
call 733-4900.
LIVE MUSIC 7:45 - 11:15pm
August 27-28
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CD REVIEWS
CALENDAR
Your Future Our Clutter
Mwaliko
All Is Falling
THE FALL
LIONEL LOUEKE
JAMES BLACKSHAW
★★★★★
★★★★★
★★★★★
Many albums are said to stick in one’s
head. In the case of The Fall’s latest, Your
Future Our Clutter, however, it’s a review
that keeps ringing in my memory. Earlier
this year, in a mostly flattering critique of
the album, The New York Times describes
Mark E. Smith’s “lyrics” as the hissings of
an old drunk, slumped on the bar. “Yes,
you think, ‘ex-pats,’ what a nuisance. Go
on, sir, get yourself home now,” wrote
critic Ben Ratliff. On the chant that earned
the album’s title, Ratliff wrote, “You want
to hear this as a political statement. But it
doesn’t really track.” This review sticks because until the point that Ratliff apologizes for Smith (“The tag line … it
energizes Mr. Smith”), it articulates my
feelings about Your Future Our Clutter. On
the other hand, I empathize with Ratliff’s
reverence for the band, which he uses to
place the album within the context of The
Fall’s 30 years of music-making. Being
new to it, however, I’m wondering when
Smith will pass out, so we can dump him
in a taxi. – Matthew Irwin
Lionel Loueke – the Benin-born guitarist
whom Herbie Hancock championed a few
years back and who has since enjoyed an international career – brings a magically light,
nearly elfin touch to his instrument. But
there’s also jaw-dropping density and ferocious technique that probably needs to be
witnessed with eyes as well as ears to be
truly appreciated. Mwaliko, Loueke’s second
album for Blue Note, leaps to life with “Ami
O,” with Angelique Kidjo lending the full
range of her vocal talents, and Loueke wasting no time to show what the percussive
pops and clicks he produced with his mouth
can add, for one of the most thrilling opening tracks I’ve heard in years. Other tracks
bring Jaco Pastorius or even Joni Mitchell to
mind. On two tracks, he pairs up with bassist
Esperanza Spaulding for fantastically entertaining music-making. Solo tracks are as
ethereal as nightfall on the Serengeti. It’s the
mix of the familiar and the exotic, the predictable and the unexpected, that makes for
great art – like this album.
– Richard Anderson
On his first few albums, London-based
guitarist James Blackshaw made a name
for himself as the Gen-Y Leo Kottke. His
chops on the 12-string guitar on Litany of
Echoes and The Cloud of Unknowing were
as impressive as the arrangements were
long and sprawling. Blackshaw opens his
new release, All Is Falling, at the piano
with a short track inspired by Philip Glass.
Though the track works, Blackshaw is at
his best on the axe, and the album improves when he picks up his electric 12string. Over the next four tracks,
Blackshaw guides the listener on a nearly
14-minute long epic that recalls more
Glass as well as Italian classical guitarist
Carlo Domeniconi’s Koyunbaba. All Is
Falling sounds like a concept album, as
the tracks flow into one another and the
brooding, burnished sounds evolve towards what sounds like the sunset evoked
on the album’s cover. Blackshaw’s latest is
the ideal soundtrack for the moody, cloud
enshrouded months ahead.
– Benjamin R. Bombard
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Dewdrops return to Wilson
Two acoustic guitars with a female
lead vocal and male harmony remind
folk lovers of the Gillian Welch-David
Rawlings blend. The Honey Dewdrops are among them, bringing a
rootsy, haunting sound that plays on
the simplistic. Even its new sophomore album, These Old Roots, was
recorded in the band’s own studio,
free of overdubs and tracking. The
husband and wife duo won A Prairie
Home Companion’s “People in their
Twenties Talent Show” in 2008 and
have been touring the country consistently ever since. The band’s last Jackson show was a sellout, so advance
tickets are recommended.
The Honey Dewdrops will perform at
7 p.m., Thursday at the Old Wilson
Schoolhouse. $12 at Global Treasures,
Hungry Jack's in Wilson or at the door.
TheHoneyDewdrops.com.
Prophet at Moose
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The Honey Dewdrops return to
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With sharpness, add wit and quirk,
Chuck Prophet is in the same boat
with other underground, yet successful singer-songwriting rockers like
Jerry Joseph and Alejandro Escovedo.
Tom Petty-esque in his delivery,
Prophet is also a six-string slinger and
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says what he wants—in song or out. If
you’re curious about what’s going on
in rock ‘n’ roll these days, Prophet
will give you a West Coast glimpse.
Chuck Prophet takes the stage at
9:30 p.m., Friday at the Mangy Moose
in Teton Village. $10 at the door.
Deadlocks & Gans
The wait is over. Jackson now has
its own Grateful Dead cover band—
The Deadlocks—featuring Jeremy
Cohen (Jerry guitar, vocals), Ward
Blanch (Bobby guitar), Jed Frumkin
(Phil-zone bass, harmony vocals),
Pete Muldoon (keys), Megan Kaiser
(Donna-Jean vocals) and a doubledrum attack led by Andy Peterson and
Eric Hansen.
The Deadlocks are half of a double-bill at the Knotty Pine with singersongwriter and music journalist David
Gans, who co-authored Playing in the
Band: An Oral and Visual Portrait of the
Grateful Dead and is the host of the
weekly syndicated radio show The
Grateful Dead Hour.
Grateful Dead Night with David
Gans and The Deadlocks at 9 p.m., Saturday at the Knotty Pine in Victor. $5.
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nual Photograph, 9 a.m. to 5
p.m., National Museum of Wildlife
Art. www.wildlifeart.org.
■ Teton Village Art & Antique
Show, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., 303570-9763.
THEATER
■ “Annie Get Your Gun,” 8
p.m., Jackson Hole Playhouse.
$19-$52. 733-6994.
GOOD EATS
■ Cake Decorating Demo, 1 to
4 p.m., Jackson Whole Grocer.
Topics vary. 733-0450.
FILM
■ Summer Film Series: Swamp
Troop, 2 p.m., National Museum
of Wildlife Art Botswana’s Okavango Delta, Swamp Troop enters
the heart of baboon society.
www.WildlifeArt.org
Saturday 8.28
MUSIC
■ Phil Round, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m.,
in the lobby of Amangani Resort.
Playing a wide variety of acoustic
music with guitar and voice. 7347333.
■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m., at
the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar.
Country. 733-2207.
■ Coyote Brothers, 7:45 to
11:15 p.m., at the Silver Dollar
Bar. Rock. 733-2190.
■ Split, 9 p.m., at the Virginian
Saloon. Rock. 739-9891.
■ Yellowstone Music Festival
and Art Show, noon, at Arch
Park, located at the north entrance to Yellowstone National
Park in Gardiner, Montana. Ryan
Shupe and the Rubberband, Latin
band Calle Mambo, singer-songwriters Jeffrey Foucault and Mitch
Barrett, and Thermal Grass, Jenny
Golding, Russ Chapman, and
Kevin Dooley. $20; kids free.
www.YellowstoneMusicFest.org.
■ Judd Grossman, 6 to 10 p.m.,
in the Four Seasons Lobby
Lounge. Folk, rock. 732-5000.
■ Pianist Keith Phillips, 7 to 10
p.m., in the Granary at Spring
Creek Ranch atop East Gros Ventre Butte. Jazz. 733-8833.
■ David Gans, The Deadlocks, 9
p.m., at the Knotty Pine in Victor.
Grateful Dead Night. 208-7872866. $5.
ART
■ Teton Village Art & Antique
Show, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., 303570-9763.
THEATER
■ “Annie Get Your Gun,” 8
p.m., Jackson Hole Playhouse
(307) 733-6994 $19 - $52
OUTDOORS
■ Sierra Club Hike Hike to
Grand View Point. Three miles
roundtrip, moderate terrain at a
moderate pace. Contact for
meeting location. 734-0441.
CLASSES & LECTURES
■ Cattle and Conservation, 2
p.m., Teton Science Schools Kelly
Campus ken Thomasma of the Alliance and Pete Simpson will discuss the history of cattle grazing
on public lands from the perspectives of conservation and ranching.
733-9417.
COMMUNITY
■ Jackson Hole Farmer’s Market, 8 a.m. to 11 a.m. Town
Square. www.jacksonholefarmersmarket.org.
■ Memory Walk and Barbecue
TBA To raise awareness and
funds to benefit the fight against
Alzheimer’s disease. 734-0500.
■ 5 @ the Center, 2 to 6 p.m.,
Center Park. Join us at this free,
community-wide event as we celebrate the 5th anniversary of the
Arts & Education Pavilion at the
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Sunday 8.29
MUSIC
■ Stage Coach Band 6 to 10
p.m., at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. Old-time country, folk, Western. 733-4407. Free..
ARTS
■ Teton Village Art & Antique5Show, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.,
303-570-9763.
GOOD EATS
■ Picnic Supper under the
Tetons, 4 to 7 p.m., Craighead
Cabins on Antelope Flats Rd.,
Moose. Please join for entertainment, drinks and dinner at this
fundraising event to benefit the
Conservation Alliance and Craighead Environmental Research Institute. $75; $140 per couple.
[email protected]. 733-9417.
COMMUNITY
■ DIGS Fashion Field Day, 2 to
6 p.m., Powderhorn Park Come
celebrate DIGS’ one-year anniversary. www.tetonhabitat.org.
Monday 8.30
MUSIC
■ Screen Door Porch, 7 to 10
p.m., at Q Roadhouse on MooseWilson Road. Americana, alt-folk.
739-0700.
■ Jackson Hole Hootenanny 6
p.m., at Dornan’s in Moose. Visiting and local musicians are invited
to perform a two-song, tenminute acoustic set. Sign up begins
around 5 p.m., 733-2415.
■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m., at
the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar.
Country. 733-2207.
ART
■ Western Visions® Sixth Annual Photograph 9 a.m. to 5
p.m., National Museum of Wildlife
Art. www.wildlifeart.org.
THEATER
■ “Annie Get Your Gun,” 8
p.m., Jackson Hole Playhouse.
$19-$52. 733-6994.
Literature
■ Library Book Club: The Black
Tower, 5:30 to 6:30 p.m., Teton Library. New participants please signup ahead of time to receive the
discount. 733-2164.
[email protected].
Home away
from sloop
By Johnny Ocean
Due to Wyoming’s low taxes, I
have decided to purchase a home
in Jackson Hole. Choosing a
proper realtor is of the utmost importance, and I have decided to
trust the worldwide reputation of
Sotheby’s. The Ocean and Sotheby
clans have always shared cordial
relations. My great-grandfather, Sir
Clifton Ocean, served alongside
Colonel Oswald Sotheby at the
battle of the Somme and saved his
life by singlehandedly repealing a
German infantry charge with a
Vickers machine gun.
I valet parked my Aston Martin at
the Four Seasons and sought out
the office of Jill Sassi-Neison, a
member of the Sotheby’s team of
elite real-estate professionals. SassiNeison is an extremely affable and
attractive woman who will, I hope,
find a home that meets my exacting
architectural specifications.
Jill Sassi-Neison: Welcome Mr.
Ocean. I look forward to helping
you find your dream home.
Johnny Ocean: I certainly hope
so. Finding the right home is like
searching through coal for an unpolished diamond.
JSN: What type of a domicile are
you seeking?
JO: Well a condo or an apartment
is completely out of the question. I
cannot bear to hob-knob with the
Jill Sassi-Neison shows Johnny Ocean a dry-land dwelling.
hoi polloi and riff raff. I desire a
home that celebrates the art of
modern architecture to its fullest.
No Lincoln Logs or cowboy crap.
Large windows, marble counter
tops, a spacious garage with room
for my sloop and collection of touring automobiles. Also, I require a
Jacuzzi that seats at least 20, stainless steel appliances and large wall
spaces for my paintings.
JSN: I know just the house. Do
you have time to go look at it now?
JO: Yes, but I must confess I am
famished, could we stop for a bite?
JSN: You’re in luck, I have a stock
of the finest Italian cheeses handcrafted by my family in the old
country where my people are from.
JO: This Asiago is quite exquisite
– rich in character, it finishes clean,
yet lingers on the palate. What other
treasures hide in your cupboard?
JSN: Well I also have this Locatelli
and a fine grading Pecorino.
JO: Smashing! If only we had
some ripe tomatoes. I am not impressed with the quality of local
produce. Wyomatos - why bother?
JSN: I regret I cannot offer you
Jersey Tomatos, which most Italian
Americans will agree are the finest
outside of Italy. ...Well, here, we are
Mr. Ocean – the long lost Frank
Lloyd Wright Summer Cottage.
Priced to sell at $9.3 million.
JO: I am spellbound, look at
those modern lines, seamless integration with the environment, its
like Fallingwater except with green
paint. I’ll take it. JHW
Johnny Ocean is the brainchild
of Aaron Wallis.
COME CENTER YOURSELF!
5 at the Center:
Tuesday 8.31
MUSIC
■ Jackson Hole Symphony Orchestra, 7 to 8:30 p.m., rehearsal
at the Center for the Arts. 4130458.
■ One Ton Pig, 7:30 to 11 p.m.,
at the Silver Dollar Bar in the
Wort Hotel. Folk-rock variety
show. 733-2190.
■ Steam Powered Airplane, 10
p.m., at Town Square Tavern.
Bluegrass. 733-3886.
■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m., at
the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar.
Country. 733-2207.
ART
■ Western Visions® Sixth Annual Photograph 9 a.m. to 5
p.m., National Museum of Wildlife
Art. www.wildlifeart.org.
THEATER
■ “Annie Get Your Gun,” 8
p.m., Jackson Hole Playhouse.
$19-$52. 733-6994.
FILM
ART
GALLERIES
AARON WALLIS
Center. jhcenterforthearts.org.
Celebrating the 5th Anniversary
at Center for the Arts
Saturday, August 28, 2-6pm
Center Park • 265 S. Cache
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Altamira Fine Art Gallery
172 Center St. 739-4700
Artspace Gallery/Art Association
240 S. Glenwood, 733-6379
A Horse of a Different Color
60 E. Broadway, 734-9603
A Touch of Class
10 W. Broadway, 733-3168
Astoria Fine Art
35 E. Deloney, 733-4016
Buffalo Trail Gallery
98 Center Street, 734-6904
Brookover Gallery
125 N. Cache Street, 732-3988
Caswell Gallery/Sculpture Garden
145 E. Broadway, 734-2660
Cayuse Western Americana
255 N. Glenwood, 739-1940
Center Street Gallery
30 Center Street, 733-1115
Ciao Gallery
766 S. Glenwood., 733-7833
Circus Gallery
170 N. Main Street, Victor
208-787-1ART
Diehl Gallery
155 W. Broadway, 733-0905
Fay Gallery
Teton Village Road, 739-1006
Fighting Bear Antiques
375 S. Cache, 733-2669
Full Circle Gallery
335 N. Glenwood, 733-0070
Galleries West Fine Art
70 S. Glenwood, 733-4412
Heather James Fine Art
172 Center Street, 200-6090
Heriz Rug Co.
120 W. Pearl, 733-3388
Horizon Fine Art Gallery
30 King Street, Suite 202, 739-1540
Images of Nature
170 N. Cache, 733-9752
Images West
98 E. Little Ave., Driggs, 208-354-3545
Jack Dennis Wyoming Gallery
Town Square, 733-7548
Jeff Grainger Workshop
335 N. Glenwood, 734-0029
Legacy Gallery
Town Square, 733-2353
Lines Gallery
245 West Pearl
Mountain Trails Gallery
155 Center Street, 734-8150
National Museum of Wildlife Art
3 miles north of Jackson, 733-5771
Oswald Gallery
165 N. Center Street, 734-8100
RARE Fine Art Gallery
485 W. Broadway, 733-8726
Robert Dean Collection
180 W. Broadway, 733-9290
Rivertime Designs
98 E. Little Ave., Driggs, 208-351-2045
Schmidt’s Custom Framing
890 S. Highway 89, 733-2306
Shadow Mountain Gallery
10 W. Broadway, 733-3162
Tayloe Piggott Gallery
62 S. Glenwood, 733-0555
Trailside Galleries
Town Square, 733-3186
Trio Fine Art
545 N. Cache, 734-4444
West Lives On
74 Glenwood, 734-2888
Wilcox Gallery
North of town on Cache, 733-6450
Wild by Nature Photography
95 W. Deloney, 733-8877
Wild Exposures Gallery
60 E. Broadway, 739-1777
Wild Hands 70 S. Glenwood,
265 W. Pearl, 733-4619
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HAPPY HOUR 5:30-6:30
OPEN NIGHTLY
at 5:30pm
2 FOR 1 DRINKS
TAPAS $10 OR LESS
Japanese,
Spanish
& Latin
influences
307-733-0557
On the Town Square
Open for Dinner
7 nights a week at 5:30pm
307-734-1633
155 N. Glenwood
www.blu-kitchen.com
Asian & Sushi
BLU KITCHEN
Come dine on our beautiful outdoor
deck. Our new menu includes miso
black cod, summer asparagus with
goat cheese, pan seared red deer,
wagyu beef strip loin, our blu-cheese
burger with bbq pork shoulder and
the freshest selection of fish from
our sashimi bar. Wine, sake, beer
and cocktails. Walk-ins welcome.
Open nightly 5:30 p.m. One block
off town square.155 N. Glenwood.
Reservations at blu-kitchen.com or
734-1633.
NIKAI
Jackson Hole’s favorite sushi bar offers the finest delicacies from both
land and sea. Featuring innovative
sushi and sashimi as well as a creative asian inspired grill menu. Full
service bar specializes in tropical
cocktails and offers unique fine sake
and wine lists. Open nightly at 6
p.m. 225 N. Cache. Reservations
are recommended, 734-6490.
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SUDACHI
New Japanese cuisine. Sudachi sushi
serves the freshest fish from around
the world. Seasonal menu features
tuna carpaccio, citrus pepper
salmon, shiitake salad, broiled black
cod, kobe beef strip loin, and sushi.
Enjoy specialty rolls such as our bruho, kichigai, and the famous monster
roll. Full bar, fine wines and Japanese
sakes. Open for dinner nightly at
6:00 p.m. 3465 North Pines Way, in
the Aspens. Reservations 734.7832
or sudachijh.com.
Chinese
CHINATOWN
Authentic atmosphere for your dining pleasure. Featuring over 100 entrees, including Peking, Hunan,
Szechuan and Canton cuisines.
Lunch specials daily. Full service bar.
Open 7 days. Grand Teton Plaza,
850 W. Broadway. 733-8856.
Continental
43 NORTH
Serving dinner seven nights a week
at the base of Snow King. Happy
hour begins at 5 p.m. Cozy pub atmosphere and great selection of
whiskies. 645 S. Cache, 733-0043.
THE BLUE LION
A Jackson Hole favorite. Offering the
finest in creative cuisine. Join us in
the charming atmosphere of a refurbished older home or outdoors on
our deck. Ask a local about our rack
of lamb. Also serving fresh fish, elk,
poultry, steaks, & vegetarian entreés.
Opens at 5:30 p.m. Early bird special
is 20% off your entire bill between
5:30-6:00pm. Reservations recommended. 160 N. Millward, 7333912. bluelionrestaurant.com.
BURKE’S CHOP HOUSE
Sample our superior steaks, chops,
and innovative fish, game and fowl
dishes in this historic renovated
building. Reservations, smoke-free.
Open nightly from 6-10 p.m. 72 S.
Glenwood. 733-8575.
DORNAN’S PIZZA &
PASTA COMPANY
Gourmet pizzas, homemade soups,
pasta, sandwiches and salads. Enjoy a
relaxing lunch while sitting along the
Snake River enjoying the fabulous view
of the Tetons. 12 miles north of Jackson in GTNP at Moose. 733-2415.
Q ROADHOUSE
The Q Roadhouse on Teton Village
Road, serves up a variety of American Comfort Food. Menu items include; Blackened Catfish, Shrimp
Jambalaya, Turkey Meatloaf, Steaks,
BBQ Ribs, Pulled Pork & Beef
Brisket. Extensive wine list and full
bar available. Open nightly 5:00 p.m.
Happy Hours at the bar 2 for 1
Drinks 5:00 - 6:00 p.m. and 8:00 9:00 p.m. Reservations 739-0700.
RENDEZVOUS BISTRO
The Bistro offers something for
everyone including salads, sandwiches and daily plate specials. Our
Raw Bar features oysters on the half
shell, tuna tartare and oyster shooters. Appetizers include mussels,
gnocchi, grilled octopus, steak
tartare and more. The entree selection ranges from traditional bistro
Fish & Chips, Meatloaf, Veal Marsala
and Coq au Vin to many other selec-
Open nightly
5:30p.m.
Chef Michael Burke
Proprietor
“...Voted one of Jackson Hole’s
hottest restaurants” Food and
Wine February 2008. Trio is
located right off the town square
in downtown Jackson, and is
owned and operated by local
chefs with a passion for good
f o o d . O u r m e n u f e a t u re s
contemporary American dishes
inspired by classic bistro cuisine.
Daily specials feature wild game,
fish and meats. Enjoy a glass
of wine at the bar in front of
the wood-burning oven and
watch the chefs perform in the
open kitchen.
733-8575
72 S. Glenwood
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FRESH ROASTED ORGANIC COFFEE
by the cup or by the pound
pastries • sandwiches • wireless access
145 E. Broadway
690-9318
18 August 25 - 31, 2010
Located off
the town square
at 45 S. Glenwood
Available for private
events & catering
For reservations
call 734-8038
*Weight before cooking at least 5.33oz (151.1gms)
1110 W. Broadway • Open daily 5:00am to 2:00am • FREE Wi-Fi
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tions including fresh seasonal
seafood, pasta & steaks. Open
nightly at 5:30 p.m. Reservations are
recommended. Located at 380 S.
Hwy 89/Broadway. 739-1100.
SNAKE RIVER BREWERY
& RESTAURANT
America’s most award-winning microbrewery is serving lunch and dinner. Enjoy the atmosphere while
enjoying wood-fired pizzas, pastas,
burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads
and desserts. $7 lunch menu from
1:30am-3pm. Happy Hour deals
from 4-6 now include our tasty hot
wings. The freshest beer in the valley, right from the source! Free
WIFI. Open 1:30am - midnight. 265
S. Millward. 739-2337.
SNAKE RIVER GRILL
Whether you stop by for a pizza and
beer, or enjoy our celebrated menu of
American and International fare and
our huge wine list, you will be pleased
by Jackson’s most beautiful restaurant
and as stated in The Wine Spectator,
the “best!” in town! Open nightly at
5:30 p.m. Town Square, 733-0557.
SWEETWATER RESTAURANT
Satisfying locals for lunch and dinner
for nearly 30 years with deliciously
affordable comfort food. Award winning wine list. Lunch 11:30 a.m. 2:30 p.m. Dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m.
King & Pearl, 733-3553.
TRIO
Voted one of Jackson Hole’s hottest
restaurants, Food and Wine Feb.
2009. Owned and operated by local
chefs with a passion for good food.
Our menu features contemporary
American dishes inspired by classic
bistro cuisine. Daily specials feature
wild game, fish and meats. Enjoy a
glass of wine at the bar in front of the
wood-burning oven and watch the
chefs in the open kitchen. Dinner
nightly at 5:30 p.m. Open for lunch
Mon-Fri 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. 45 S.
Glenwood. Reservations 734-8038.
Coffee House
CAFE BOHEME
The Hard Drive Cafe Revamped
Open nights on Thursday, Friday and
Saturday! A nice place to hang offering coffee drinks, great wines and
beer with an array of appetizers &
light fares in a cosmopolitan setting.
Neither a bar nor a restaurant, but a
friendly atmosphere and reasonable
prices. Bring your office to us! Free
WiFi. Open daily 6:30 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Thursday through Saturday 6:30
a.m. to 10 p.m. 1110 Maple Way733-JAVA (5282).
JACKSON HOLE ROASTERS
Procuring, roasting and serving the
finest coffee in the world, including
organic, fair trade, bird-friendly, and
so on! We roast on the premises and
ship worldwide. Open Mon. - Fri. 7
a.m. to 6 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m. to close.
165 E. Broadway, 690-8065.
Italian
Favorites such as the sausage stuffed
olives, fresh fish and veal chop won’t
disappoint. Walk-ins welcome,
reservations recommended 307739-4100. Dinner nightly 5:30-10.
Loca NEW
lly
Itali Owned
Resta an
urant
Mexican
EL ABUELITO
Authentic Mexican Cuisine. Home of
the original Jumbo Margarita. Featuring a full bar with a large selection of
Mexican beers. Open 7 days a week
from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. 385 W.
Broadway, 733-1207.
THE MERRY PIGLETS
Voted Best Salsa in Jackson! Jackson’s oldest and most rockin’ Mexican restaurant. Choose from over
10 salsas and sauces, Tex-Mex plates,
including enchiladas, rellenos,
mesquite-grilled fajitas, salads, burrito’s, wraps and fire-roasted
chicken. Huge margs in 10 flavors
plus our “Big Pig Marg,” a 32 oz
original. One block north of the
square,160 N. Cache, 733-2966.
Housemade Italian Dishes & Desserts
Unlimited Salad & Garlic Rolls
Daily Food & Wine Specials
690 S. Highway 89 (corner of Meadowlark Ln) 307-734-1970
International Café Restaurant
Opened daily from 6:30am-3:00pm
6:30 to 10pm on Thur, Fri & Sat
1110 Maple Way ~ 733-JAVA (5282)
The Hard Drive Café revamped!
.
GIOVANNI’S
Locally owned and family friendly.
Nightly specials with many entrees
under $14, with all-you-can-eat salad
& garlic rolls. Menu items include fettuccine alfredo, cioppino and eggplant parmigiana. Private dining
rooms and separate lounge with flat
screen TVs. Happy hour M-F, 5-7pm,
bar only. 690 S. Hwy 89 & the corner
of Meadowlark Lane. (307) 7341970. jhgiovannis.com. Sun.-Thu. 5.9:00 p.m., Fri-Sat. 5 - 9:45pm.
OSTERIA
Dine in the beautiful rustic dining
room or make it a more casual affair
at the wine or salumi bar. Outdoor
dining is also available on the patio.
The menu features contemporary
Italian cuisine including beautiful
fresh salads, housemade pastas,
wood-oven fired pizzas, and paninis.
Specialty
BREAD BASKET
LA CANASTA DEL PAN
Not just a bakery. Think of us for a
quick bite anytime with our menus
starting at $5, and our sandwich
menu starting at $3.50 featuring our
famous ham and brie for $4 and Pan
Baña for $5 and a lot more. And for
this cold weather try our famous
Spicy French Hot Chocolate. Place
your order now for upcoming birthdays and events. Open 7 days a week
from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m., weekends at 8
a.m. 185 Scott Lane. 734-9024.
ATELIER ORTEGA
Artisan chocolates, fine pastries, croissants, crepes, gelato and more. Stop
by for lunch and grab dessert for
tonight. Mon-Fri 8 a.m. - 7 p.m.,
Thur-Sat 8 a.m. - 8 p.m., Sun 9 a.m. 5 p.m. 150 Scott Lane. 307-734-6400.
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Stop by
any day
from 7 am
to 9 pm
185 Scott Lane, 734.9024
EARLY BIRD SPECIAL
20% OFF
ENTIRE BILL
Good 5:30-600pm.
Open nightly at 5:30pm.
733-3912
160 N. Millward
Serving fresh,
award-winning
beer & tasty new
menu items.
offering
Must present coupon to server when ordering.
Reservations Recommended
Reserve online at bluelionrestaurant.com
18% gratuity may be added to your bill
prior to discount.
Authentic Mexican dishes
made from scratch
new summer
menu
Hot chips made fresh all day long
Ten homemade salsas and sauces
West Bank Center
on Teton Village Rd
New Style Sashimi &
Traditional Sushi
Dinner nightly
6:00pm
307.734.SUDA (7832)
Our margaritas will make you happy,
but our service will make
you smile!
$7 lunch
Happy Hour 4-6pm
Open daily
11:30am - Midnight
265 S. Millward
307-739-2337
www.snakeriverbrewing.com
the
Home of RG”
IG MA re
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VOTED “Best Salsa”
in BEST OF
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32oz
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in Downtown Jackson
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LARGE SELECTION
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LUNCHEON COMBINATION
Monday-Friday 11am-3pm
NIGHTLY DINNER SPECIALS
HOME OF
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JUMBO
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385 W. Broadway, Jackson
Authentic Mexican Cuisine
(307) 733-1207
OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK 11am - 10pm
LUNCH
11:30am
daily
DINNER
5:30-9:00pm
nightly
Billy’s open
11:30am
daily
Happy Hour:
5:00-7:00pm
nightly
On the Town Square • 733-3279
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Open 7
Days a Week
150 Scott Lane
307.734.6400
E. TYLER ALFORD
atelierOrtega.com
A Scotsman refuels during the Scottish Festival.
Specializing in Peking, Hunan, Szechuan and Cantonese Cuisine
You’re kilting me!
QUICK LUNCHEON SPECIALS & DINNER DAILY
FULL SERVICE BAR • OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK
850 W Broadway Ave., Jackson (in Grand Teton Plaza)
733-8856
Take-out available
Buses are welcome
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By E. Tyler Alford
If you were wondering about that
constant ta-tat-tat-boom drum roll
and the bree-wee-ne-ne-nee squeal
floating across the valley Friday and
Saturday, it was a call to arms:
Come down from the highlands
and battle the tyranny of Longshanks and his British army!
Actually, it was the 10th annual
Scottish Festival, a summer highlight for ‘Skinny Malinky Longlegs’
(yours truly) for the past three years.
I called my good friend Saturday
morning to remind him of the
games, and we rode our bicycles
over to the fairgrounds to catch
some of the rich heritage, sights
and sounds of the festival.
While the Town Square buzzed
with tourists and local bands, and
while Miller Park clogged itself with
art-seekers, a small faction of bagpipers, drum liners and Highland
games enthusiasts gathered to
compete, celebrate, eat and drink.
We arrived just in time to see all
of the competing clans gathering
together to march across the vast
field playing in a massive and raucous celebration of the games, in
general. Well more than 150 bagpipers and drum players played
under the direction of a lead drum
major to officially declare the Highland games open.
Once the unit broke, the log-tossing games and kilt-weaving resumed as my friend and I found our
way to the food tent. Snake River
Brewing was serving Scottish brown
ale and Scottish stout, and a catering group from Salt Lake City was
serving traditional Scottish fare.
At first, we were disappointed to
see that the meat-pie tent was not
back, but were thrilled when we
learned the group was serving Scottish eggs, fish and chips and of
course, haggis. If you haven’t ever
heard of haggis, it is traditionally
sheep’s pluck (google it) that is simmered in the animal’s stomach for
at least three hours. It requires a
great deal of stock, spices, vegetables and salt to achieve a flavor that
is tolerable to the average palate.
I’d had haggis before, during
what was arguably a bad experience, but I decided that in order to
honor the genuine nature of these
Highland games I would have to try
the dish again. I also picked up a
palate-cleansing pour of Balvenie
12-year Doublewood scotch. The
haggis was what I remembered:
chopped and stewed and served
over mashed potatoes. The fullmouth flavors of sheep innards left
an iron aftertaste in my mouth. I
finished the plate, chasing each bite
with a sip of scotch, promising to
reward myself with one of the two
enormous scotch eggs I had also ordered. The eggs, cooked perfectly
golden brown and delicious were
‘pure dead brilliant.’ The large
hard-boiled egg was still moist and
flavorful at the center, and the
sausage and batter that was fried
around the exterior was flavorful
and rich. My friend and I agreed
that these were the best Scotch eggs
that either of us had ever had. We
sat there quoting Braveheart and
chatting with a mother and son
who had come from Salt Lake City
to compete in the bagpiping competitions. We picked the young
teenager’s brain about reeds,
breathing and whether or not the
pipes were a ‘babe-magnet.’
Full and satisfied, we left the tent
and the games feeling renewed in
our Scottish heritage and appreciation of the old-world culture. Next
year, when you hear the sounds of
the pipes and drums, let it draw you
in and feed you: the Wyoming Highlanders Scottish Festival is calling.
Bree-wee-ne-ne-neee... JHW
WESTSIDE WINE & SPIRITS
The best selection of fine wines, beers and liquors on the Westbank
307-733-5038 at the Aspens on Teton Village Road
[email protected] Westside WineandSpirits.com
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WELLNESS COMMUNITY
THESE BUSINESSES PROVIDE HEALTH OR WELLNESS SERVICES FOR THE JACKSON HOLE COMMUNITY AND ITS VISITORS
The Serenity Salon
Your Specialist
to Balance and Heal
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Acupuncture, Yoga
& Herbal Healing
Offering basic to advanced,
Anusara yoga, kundalini, pre-natal
and Spanish yoga!
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Why
should you work harder than everyone
else? Why is it up to you to pick up the
slack when others are suffering from
outbreaks of laziness and incompetence? And why should you be the fearless leader who is focused on fixing the
glitches and smoothing over the rough
patches when no one else seems to
care whether things fall apart? I’ll tell
you why, Aries: because it’s the Karmic
Correction phase of your long-term
cycle — a time when you can atone for
past mistakes, pay off old debts, and
make up for less-than-conscientious
moves you got away with once upon a
time.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “What is
the source of our first suffering?” wrote
philosopher Gaston Bachelard. “It lies
in the fact that we hesitated to speak. It
was born in the moment when we accumulated silent things within us.”
Luckily for you, Taurus, the cosmic
rhythms are aligned in such a way as to
free you from at least some of that old
suffering in the coming weeks. I expect
that you will have more power than
usual to say what you’ve never been
able to say and express a part of you
that has been buried too long.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): More than
2,000 people have climbed to the top
of Mt. Everest, and 12 men have
walked on the moon. But only two humans have ever ventured to the lowest
spot on our planet. In 1960, Jacques
Piccard and Donald Walsh rode in a bathyscaphe all the way down to the
Mariana Trench, which is almost seven
miles beneath the surface of the Pacific
Ocean. Your assignment in the coming
weeks, Gemini, is to move in their direction, metaphorically speaking. In my
astrological opinion, ascending and
soaring shouldn’t be on your agenda.
It’s time to dive into the mysterious
depths.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): I propose
that we do to Mercury what astronomers did to Pluto in 2006: demote
it. After all, it’s smaller than both Saturn’s moon Titan and Jupiter’s moon
Ganymede. Who wants to bestow the
majestic title of “planet” on such a piddling peewee? In fact, let’s make the
ROB BREZSNEY’S
FREEWILL ASTROLOGY
WEEK OF AUGUST 25, 2010
change now, just in time for Mercury’s
retrograde phase, which began recently. That way we won’t have to get
all riled up about the supposedly disruptive effects this aspect portends.
How could a barren runt like Mercury
stir up any kind of meaningful ruckus? I
hereby declare you free and clear of the
whole Mercury retrograde superstition.
Please proceed on the assumption that
the period between now and September 12 will be an excellent time to
deepen and refine your communication
with anyone you care about.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A Chinese company reached out to me by email today.
“Dear Sir,” the message began, “As the
leading professional conveyor belt
manufacturers in Shanghai, we present
to you our very best sincere regards,
desiring to find out if there is a chance
for us to be your top-rate conveyor belt
supplier.” I wrote back, thanking them
for their friendly inquiry. I said that personally I didn’t have any need of conveyor belts right now, but I told them I
would check with my Leo readers to
see if they might. According to my
reading of the astrological omens, you
see, you’re entering a time when it
makes sense to expand and refine your
approach to work. It’ll be a good time,
for example, to get more efficient and
step up production. So how about it?
Do you need any conveyor belts?
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Our sun
doesn’t really have a name. The word
“sun” is a generic term that can refer to
any of trillions of stars. So I’d like to
propose that you come up with a name
for it. It could be a nickname or a title,
like “Big Singer” or “Aurora Rex” or
“Joy Shouter” or “Renaldo.” I hope this
exercise will get you in the mood to
find names for a whole host of other
under-identified things in your life, like
the mysterious feelings that are
swirling around inside you right now,
and your longings for experiences that
don’t exist yet, and your dreams about
the elusive blessings you want so bad.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The odometer will turn over soon, metaphorically
speaking. The big supply of the stuff
you stocked up on a while back is
about to run out. The lessons you
began studying a year ago have been
completed, at least for now, and you’re
not yet ready for the next round of
teachings. These are just some of the
indicators that suggest you should set
aside time for reflection and evaluation.
The world may come pounding at your
door, demanding that you make a dramatic declaration or take decisive action, but in my opinion you should stall.
You need to steep in this pregnant
pause.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Most
discussions on TV news shows involve
so-called experts shouting simplistic
opinions at each other. They may provide some meager entertainment value,
but are rarely enlightening. In contrast
to these paltry spectacles were the salons at Paris’s Cafe Guerbois in 1869. A
group of hard-working artists and writers gathered there to inspire each other.
The painter Claude Monet wrote that
their discussions “sharpened one’s
wits, encouraged frank and impartial
inquiry, and provided enthusiasm that
kept us going for weeks . . . One always came away feeling more involved, more determined, and thinking
more clearly and distinctly.” That’s the
kind of dynamic interaction you should
seek out in abundance, Scorpio.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In
the movies I’ve seen that depict battle
scenes from hundreds of years ago,
every army has numerous soldiers
whose job it is to carry festive flags and
pennants. If this is an accurate depiction of history, what does it mean? That
powerful symbols were crucial to inspiring the troops’ heroic efforts? That
touches of color and beauty lifted their
morale? That they were more inclined
to do their best if inspired to imagine
they were participating in an epic
story? Whether or not my theories
apply to what actually happened back
then, they apply to you now. As you go
forth to fight for what you believe in,
bring your equivalent of an evocative
emblem.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):
Using a radio telescope, astronomers at
Germany’s Max Planck Institute for
Radio Astronomy have been scanning
the center of the galaxy. They’re looking for evidence of amino acids that
could be the building blocks of life. So
far their hunt has been inconclusive. In
my opinion, though, they’ve stumbled
upon an even more appealing discovery: The huge dust cloud at the heart of
the Milky Way, they say, tastes like
raspberries and smells like rum. That’s
the kind of switcheroo I predict for you
in the upcoming weeks, Capricorn. You
may not locate the smoking gun you’re
hoping to find, but in the process of
searching I bet you’ll hook up with
something even better.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Each
one of us is a blend of life and death. In
the most literal sense, our bodies always contain old cells that are dying
and new cells that are emerging as replacements. From a more metaphorical
perspective, our familiar ways of seeing
and thinking and feeling are constantly
atrophying, even as fresh modes
emerge. Both losing and winning are
woven into every day; sinking down
and rising up; shrinking and expanding.
In any given phase of our lives, one or
the other polarity is usually more pronounced. But for you in the foreseeable
future, Aquarius, they will be evenly
balanced. Welcome to the Season of
Rot and Regeneration.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Allure
magazine sought out Luca Turin and
Tania Sanchez, the women who wrote
the book Perfumes: The A to Z Guide.
“What are the sexiest-smelling perfumes of all time?” they asked. Turin
and Sanchez said Chinatown was at the
top of their list. Their explanation: “If
wearing Opium is like walking around
with a bullhorn shouting, ‘Come and
get it!’, Chinatown is like discreetly
whispering the same thing.” The Chinatown approach is what I recommend
for you in the coming weeks, Pisces.
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Village
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trips
21 Truck
5 River through
22 Actress Gershon
British Columbia
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15 Hebrew prophet
25 Gas brand in
19 Big Apple neigh- Canada
borhood near Greenwich 26 Shangri-la
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CLASSIFIEDS
48 Showy lily
49 Words before a
kiss
50 Opposite of bien
51 Level just below
the majors
54 Political surprise
56 Subway barrier
58 It’s a gas
60 Home bodies?
61 Euro predecessor
63 No-goodniks
65 Business mag
66 Go after
67 Some food fighters?
72 Sixth Greek letter
75 Louis XIV, par exemple
76 Golf clinic subject
77 Shrubs with small,
reddish fruit
81 Dietary need
82 A8 automaker
84 Amherst sch.
87 Tiny South Pacific
nation
88 Jenna’s “The Office” role
27 Iconic WWII riveter 37 __ Cup: chocolate 89 TiVo precursor
90 Polynesian paste
28 “Rock and Roll,
candy
Hoochie __”: 1974 hit
38 Language of India 92 Final Four letters
94 News squib
29 Early-week occa40 Yard neatener
sion for wearing sensible 42 Sources of wisdom 95 Line in an admifootwear?
43 Country with the ral’s pep talk?
100 Increases sharply
32 Slithery Egyptian tastiest cuisine?
101 Viz. relative
33 Tack on
47 Where the source
102 NFL Network
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103 Fowl quarters
104 Grandmotherly
nickname
105 Room for brooms
108 Photo __
111 Where legendary
firefighters are honored?
114 1040EZ issuer
115 Set one’s sights on
117 Maker of Karlstad
living room furniture
118 Lena of Tinseltown
119 Quartet of couch
potatoes?
122 Motocross surface
123 City with many
pits
124 Set the dial to
125 Toni Morrison
novel
126 “Only Time” singer
127 Units of work
128 __ Fables
129 Anthem opener
9 Long, long time
60 1898 sinker
Aires Province
10 Yachting hazard
62 Stars in the sky?
97 Ringing up, old11 Was unfaithful to
64 Like some chances style
12 Ohio’s time zone
68 Squash venue
98 Consumer protec13 Autumn colors
69 Poke fun at
tion agcy.
14 Jesus of ’60s-’70s
70 “It’s dandy for
99 Pub sign abbr.
baseball
your teeth” toothpaste
100 Absorb deeply
15 In olden days
71 Be on the ticket
103 Wag a finger at
104 Panther, Jaguar, or
16 Hussein in the
72 USPS acronym
Lion, briefly
White House?
73 Time in history
106 Debt securities
17 “Paper Moon” co- 74 Shenanigans
107 Monteverdi title
stars
78 Self-directed
character
18 2009 Panasonic
79 Rowers
109 Longtime “Idol”
acquisition
80 Adder’s target
name
24 Had in mind
83 Portable music
110 Dogcatcher’s
30 Competed on a
players
sled
85 Course with a fair: pickup
112 Duck call?
31 Send with a click Abbr.
113 Blues legend
34 Some 31-Down at- 86 Register printout
James
tachments
89 Left-hand page
35 __ volente: God
91 Graveyard shift hr. 116 In that case
120 Coloration
willing
93 Lille lady friend
121 Ques. response
39 Confident words
96 Capital of Buenos
41 Trail mix tidbits
42 Golf clinic subjects
43 Apportion
Down
44 Maxwell Smart’s
1 Red leader?
occ.
2 Individual efforts
45 Mel Blanc’s meal
3 Matchmaker’s sup- ticket
ply
46 Together with
4 Teammate of
47 Small seal
Mickey and Whitey
52 Goon
5 Monastic title
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WEEK OF 8.15.10 TO 8.21.10
SF521 Driggs, ID
Perfect for the first time homebuyer! Come check
out this short sale before it is gone. Close to
Driggs and on the way to Targhee, this is a great
property for a great price. $130,000
Contact: Zach Smith
SF527 Driggs, ID
This home offers tasteful finishes with a concentration
on design and craftsmanship. Alder cabinets,
stainless steel appliances, pantry, granite, stone
double sided fireplace, spa tub and steam room
in master, 10 ft coffered ceilings with crown molding,
arched doorways, and much more. Fully landscaped.
Quiet setting off Ski Hill Road. $468,000
Contact: Tish Davies
SF533 Wilson, WY
This 3 bedroom 2 bath home located on .34 acres
in Wilson on Fish Creek Road has a lot to offer. It
has views of the mountain range from the living
room with a woodstove to warm you. The separate
log cabin with an additional 1 bedroom and loft has
a great patio to enjoy. Mature trees and landscaping
and a two-car garage for your toys. $899,000
Contact: Penny Gaitan
Total # of sales
Week’s top sale
8
$7,800,000 *List Price
Properties Currently Pending
Properties Pending Last Week
Residential
Building Site
Multi-Family
Farm & Ranch
Commercial
44
48
Total #
of Sales
Average
Sold Price
6
1
0
1
0
$1,141,333
$3,750,000
$0
$7,800,000
$0
Last 12 Months (8.21.09-8.20.2010)
SF535 Jackson, WY
This delightful East Jackson home with four bedrooms,
an office workshop, and a large family room with wet
bar, is located just steps from the Elk Refuge. Special
highlights include corian countertops, 2 fireplaces,
and hardwood floors. 2 decks, an outdoor hot tub,
lovely mature landscaping, a fenced backyard and a
spacious 2 car insulated garage complete the property.
Reduced to $825,000. Contact: Jennifer Reichert
SF540 Jackson, WY
Jackson Hole Golf and Tennis! Completely remodeled home which brings the outdoors in with stunning
design and comfort. Features include Grand Teton views, cascading creek, beautifully landscaped lot,
substantial master suite, decorated bedrooms, designer baths, office/studio, fireplaces, music room,
den and a kitchen designed for entertaining. Call Timothy Mayo for appointment. $1,995,000.00
Number of Sales
Days on Market
List Price Volume Sold
Median List Price Sold
Average List Price Sold
268
254
$374,382,130
$795,000
$1,396,948
12 Months - Year Ago (8.21.08-8.20.09)
Number of Sales
Days on Market
List Price Volume Sold
Median List Price Sold
Average List Price Sold
178
176
$350,310,475
$1,100,000
$1,968,036
Current Inventory
TC195 Freedom, WY
Affordable living at it's best! Condo includes 3
bedrooms, 1.5 bath, open kitchen area, garbage
pick-up, driveway maintenance & ease of commute.
$119,000 Contact: Dena Luthi
LL323-LL335 Star Valley, WY
THE ASPENS @ Clark Lane is nestled between the Bridger-Teton & Caribou National Forests. Located
50 minutes from Jackson Hole sits the finest custom home development in Star Valley. This small secluded
subdivision is one of the nicest places to build a home. CC&R's are simple and designed to protect
your investment without being overly restrictive. Lot Prices from $366,000 to $160,000. Twenty Five
Percent (25%) reduction for one lot at the Aspens @ Clark Lane for the first come, first served buyer
to purchase the lot of their choice and close on it no later than December 31, 2010. Come and look
at the 15 lots available and buy the one that suits you best. Contact: Lawnie Rasmussen
GROUSE CREEK RANCH
Bordering forest on two sides this Amazing subdivision offers fishing, hiking, snowmobiling, horseback
riding, and frequent wildlife sittings. The views are striking, with an amazing view of Tin Cup and
Caribou Mountains. Lots are priced from $189,000 to $429,000 with acreages ranging from 5–22
acres. Contact: Dena Luthi or Will Garson.
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Active Listings
967
Listing Inventory Dollars $2,234,281,539
Average List Price
$2,310,528
Average Days on Market
290
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