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AUGUST 25 - 31, 2010 l WWW.JHWEEKLY.COM Volume 8, Issue 34 The last skate 9 Western roots 13 Center grooves 20 Debt forces Boardroom to sell or close Thomas Macker’s candid art Herbie Hancock annoints valley Windshield Repair of JH 733-7056 Want to know what’s wrong with your trees? • Serving JH since 1982 as The Windshield Doctor • Owner lives here in JH • FREE mobile service • Repairs are GUARANTEED Call the Tree Doctor for a FREE Tree and Shrub Health Analysis. We even provide free re-repairs on our competitor’s work! Evergreen TREE CARE inc. 307.690.5352 [email protected] Now scheduling tree/shrub deep root fertilization (1 year slow release) StoneWorks of Jackson Hole ...doing it right the first time Over 150 Granite slabs in stock! 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So again, I began the article with an open mind. However, it seems that Mr. Munz is on a little crusade of his own. While he insinuated at FROM THE EDITOR’S DESK Matthew irwin point with references to refute them. What he did deliver was snide, bit- Nation of anti-immigrants It’s been a while, Jackson, since I’ve written this column, so I’ll create as much surface area as possible for derisive blows: I’d like to invite immigrants to come to Jackson Hole to work the jobs that we won’t because we’re entitled, proud and educated (though surprisingly antiintellectual). I’d like undocumented immigrants to bring their forged Social Security cards so that they can contribute taxes to a system that they’ll never benefit from while they watch our kids, build our homes, cook our food and wash our dishes, among many other jobs that pay so little that only a person planning on retiring in a third-world community could make them sustainable. But alas, the listing of Jackson Hole as a “sanctuary city” by Ohio Jobs & Justice PAC appears to be unfounded. OJJPAC’s website says that “formal sanctuary cities are the easiest to identify because their sanctuary policies are in writing, often get the attention of the media, and subject to public records requests by citizens and the press.” Town clerk Roxanne DeVries Robinson told Ohio Jobs that the Town follows state and federal rules regarding the reporting of undocumented immigrants. The site references lax driver’s license regulations as a sign of sanctuary cities, when just today I received notice from WYDOT that license security updates will include “training to recognize counterfeit birth certificates, passports or other identification documents.” Finally, the website said that unwritten sanctuary policies include police departments that do not “contact ICE after determining that a driver involved in a misdemeanor traffic stop is likely an illegal alien.” We all remember the Mexican I’d like to invite immigrants to come to Jackson Hole to work the jobs that we won’t . national deported after getting a ticket for riding without a seatbelt, and Latino Resource Center executive director Estela Torres told JH Weekly that in her experience undocumented workers in Jackson Hole are rounded up and deported. Still, area residents have sent letters to Town officials implying that immigrants are taking jobs that “natives” should have. Joseph Byers in the News&Guide wrote that they are “sending money back to Mexico and supporting their economy.” To which, Joel Wenger seems to be directly responding in a letter to the News&Guide: “Let us also remember, that had our U.S. businesses and industries not relocated to other countries for higher profit margins in the last 30-40 years there would be many more jobs now.” More to the point, a 2007 University of Wyoming study determined that local immigrant households spent 80 percent of their incomes, or $91 million dollars, in Teton County. They held 14 percent of local jobs, yet accounted for only 13 percent of local earnings. Torres blamed the “sanctuary city” accusations on the economy. “It’s the mood of the country because the economy is bad,” she said. “They want to take it out on somebody else. I look at it as they are entitled to their opinion, but overall immigrants contribute to the economy.” And, immigrants have also been affected by the economy, with many leaving Jackson Hole since 2008 because even they couldn’t find work here. But I’ve done exactly what I intended to object to, namely the proffering of a metered and evidence-based response to inaccurate and anecdotal accusations. What I started to say is that Jackson Hole is a sanctuary, if you will, for tourists, the wealthy, independent thinkers and social misfits with big egos, all whom I’d expect would want to extend their freedoms to people of all races and nationalities. Look how comfortable we’ve become with homosexuality. JHW Email the editor at [email protected]. On Rock times that GB’s facts were incorrect, he didn’t offer one single counter ing remarks about the audience, the speaker and even the founding fathers. Going so far as to put down GB’s choice in attire and his mannerisms on stage. It is laughable to think that Mr. Munz might consider himself a credible journalist and at the same time think of GB as a fraud. There is some serious irony here, maybe you should consider extending the few comics you share with your readers and let Mr. Munz critique Charlie Brown and Andy Capp. At least then it could be considered a matched battle of intellects. – John R. Long, Cody Thanks for your support I would like to thank all of those people who supported my campaign throughout the summer. I would especially like to thank those dedicated, volunteer Walk Ons for their wonderful display of commitment and determination. Your “never say die” attitude was truly inspirational and I will miss our daily interactions a great deal. I am honored to have been associated with such fine people and humbled that so many would donate their time and money to our campaign. You will always have my heartfelt thanks and gratitude, and I hope that you will help me finish the work left undone. Thank you and Go Pokes. – Pete Gosar, Laramie, Wyoming LETTER POLICY: Jackson Hole Weekly welcomes your letters, but they stand a better chance of appearing in print if they are 300 words or less and contain sufficient contact information - full name, hometown and a means of reaching you (an e-mail addess or phone number will do) - in the event that we need to contact you. We reserve the right to edit them for grammar, punctuation, content and length. Also, JH Weekly will not publish anonymous letters without darn good reasons; if you think you have a good reason, let us know, but, again, include contact information in all correspondence. Email your letters to [email protected]. sponsored by NEW BELGIUM BREWING Gannett Peak in the Wind Rivers This time of year is the best time to head into The Wind River Range. The cool nighttime temps and drier terrain usually eliminate the pesky mosquitoes that hover around during the early evening hours. My friend and I are hiking into Titcomb Basin this week in an attempt to climb the highest peak in Wyoming, Gannett Peak (13,804 feet). Our approach starts from the Pinedale side at the Elkhart Park lot. We will hike in approximately 14 miles to Titcomb Basin. We will then scramble up to the top of Dinwoody Pass (aka Bonney Pass), and bivouac for the night. Summit day will consist of descending down to the glacier, and climbing the South Couloir (I, Snow 4) up to the summit ridge to the summit, descending back down the South Couloir, and hiking back up to the top of the pass again to spend the night. The following day, we will descend back to our basecamp at the south end of Titcomb. Depending on the weather, we may do another climb in the area. For a lot of people, the crux of the trip is climbing up over, and back on Dinwoody Pass. Recommended gear for climbing Gannett is a few snow protection pieces, ice axe, crampons, stiff vibram sole boots, helmets, rope, a very small rack of rock pro and ample amounts of stamina. The trip in and out will be approximately 40 miles. Fortunately for me, my friend is hiring a horse packer to carry in and out the bulky gear. For more beta: go online, or check out Climbing and Hiking Wind River Mts. by my old friend, Joe Kelsey. Rock On! – Kevin J. Pusey, Jr. 4 August 25 - 31, 2010 l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily BEST OF BLOG PUBLIC EDITOR Sponsored by Mike Bressler On “Cops safety sieve not insidious,” News Briefs ■ What’s insidious about this is that it’s a violation of the Fourth Total votes: 10 EXCERPTS FROM WWW.JHWEEKLY.COM READER COMMENTS Log on www.jhweekly.com to join the discussion At seven weeks after fertilization: “I’m moving around now. My mouth can open and I have lips and a tongue. My toes are stubby.” Quote from “If You Could See Me Now!” by Elaine Depew The Repair Shop, Burbank, CA RU-486, the “abortion pill,” is effective through 49 days. Right to Life of Teton County P.O. Box 8313, Jackson, WY 83002 733-5564 Elaine Kuhr © LifeIssues Institute Ple a to h se se nd elp kee a do n po ur a ation to ds run day nin g. A time to build Both Wyoming gubernatorial candidates have summer cottages. Everyone I know who voted roots in Teton County – who says Jackson Hole is against projects voiced one overriding concern – the state’s black sheep? Leslie Petersen will no expensive and impractical building designs that doubt give a good race, but even if God is on her dramatically increase construction and mainteside, makes the Snake run blood, sends boils to un- nance costs, limit future expansion, and are (in the repentant rednecks and smites the first born of all opinion of some) ugly. I actually like modern-urban who don’t stock organic yogurt in their fridge, this style architecture, but simplicity – modern archiis not the Democrat’s year and she’ll be lucky to get tecture’s greatest virtue – is often ignored in Jack40 percent of the vote. However, fighting for a lost son, replaced with ego as if the designer needs his cause is noble, and Democrats should avoid petty mark, his personal façade emblazed across the politics and stand on higher principals, remind us structure like a flashing neon beer sign. With unthat moving forward with courage is better than limited funds, originality is merely a matter of hiding behind irrational fear, that sacrifice for a adding impractical high ceilings, curved walls, imbetter tomorrow is an American tradition and that possibly expensive, outlandish and often inefficient we carry an obligation to give our grandchildren finishes and fixtures. Economic, efficient, innovasome of the Wyoming we received from our partive and aesthetically pleasing design takes creativents. Good luck to both Petersen and Matt Mead. ity and effort, and the end product is always better Congratulations to the SPETs that passed and re- than painting on “artist vision” especially when grets to the Historical Society, but this is Jackson paid for by taxpayers. JHW Hole – who cares about a homesteader’s single room cabins when you have investment bankers Send your questions, comments, grievances and ideas with 8,000-square-foot, 30-room, rustic-elegant, to the Public Editor, [email protected]. KNOBE’S RADIO SHACK KNOBE’S RADIO SHACK Amendment to the Constitution. ■ Checkpoints have been up■ Whoa! Didn’t see this coming. held by the US Supreme Court as Nice scoop for JHW/Planet, for Constitutional. They are NOT alonce. JWG is one of my favorite lowed under the WY Constitution, retailers; hope it works out for but because they are conducted on everyone. federal lands they are legal. ■ Congratulations Bob- you’ve ■ With the number of wrecks built more than just a business with and deaths constantly reported in the Whole Grocer. the news, you would think that law ■ Congrats bob you deserve it abiding citizens would appreciate buddy. this minor inconvenience for the sake of safety. On “There are low-income ■ Wow, did you see some workers in town,” News Gestapo-tacticed law enforcement Briefs officers “hassled” the last escapee ■ Right...because the people and his co-hort from AZ back into who skew our per capita income custody? actually send their kids to our school. C’mon. These two stats Online Poll are totally unrelated. The workers ■ How did the primaries turn in this town are actually low-inout? come. As expected: 8 (80%) Disappointingly: 2 (20%) On “Whole Grocer changes hands,” The Buzz KNOBE’S RADIO SHACK BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL Activate a mifi 2200 on a $59.99 per month plan, SAVE $50 off the Ipod Touch. 2 year agreement required. • • • • Internet where you are, whenever you need it Regular price $50, Sale: FREE after mail in rebate Connect up to five wifi devices 2 year agreement on $59.99 plan required • Wifi internet • Download apps • 8, 16 and 32 gb Versions available • Save $50 with activation of Verizon wireless MIFI Offer expires 9/20/10 810 W. BROADWAY • JACKSON, WY • 734-8801 Serving Jackson Hole as a Full Service Verizon Wireless Retailer for 15 years www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l August 25 - 31, 2010 5 PR CHOICE Jackson Hole Jewish Community’s Karyn Berger HIGH HOLIDAYS Rabbi and Chazzan Judd Grossman 5771 at St. John’s Episcopal Church 170 N. Glenwood, Jackson ROSH HASHANAH Please support keeping abortion safe and legal. It’s pro-choice or no-choice. Wednesday, September 8: 6 p.m. Erev Rosh Hashanah Childcare provided Thursday, September 9: 9 a.m. Children’s Service with Rabbi Berger 10 a.m. Shacharit, Morning Service (Childcare will begin at 10 a.m.) Potluck lunch to follow services in the Fellowship Hall. If your last name begins with an A-G please bring a side dish, H-M please bring a salad, N-S please bring a main course the new year, T-Z please bring something sweet for a sweet new year. *Following lunch there will be Taschlich at Flat Creek. Take away a woman’s right to choose and she’s left to take matters into her own hands. SHABBAT SHUVA Friday, September 10: 6:00 p.m. Services will be held in the small chapel. Oneg to follow. - PAID FOR BY THE KCR COALITION FOR PRO-CHOICE KRISTYNE CRANE RUPERT WWW.NARAL.ORG KOL NIDRE Friday, September 17: Services will promptly begin at 6:30p.m. Childcare provided. YOM KIPPUR Saturday, September 18: INFORMATION 9:00 a.m. Children’s service with Rabbi Berger 10:00 a.m. Shacharit, Morning Service Childcare provided 2:30 p.m. Forgiveness Workshop with Carol Mann 3:45 p.m. Yizkor 4:45 p.m. Mincha/Torah Reading 5:45 p.m. Break 6:00 p.m. Rabbi’s Discussion 6:30 p.m. Ne’ila 7:00 p.m. Potluck community Break Fast in the Fellowship Hall. If your last name begins with A-G please bring a side dish, H-M please bring a main course, N-S please bring a dessert, T-Z please bring a salad. FOR ALL MEETING AGENDAS AND MINUTES WEEKLY CALENDAR JOB OPENINGS SOLICITATIONS FOR BIDS PUBLIC NOTICES AND OTHER VALUABLE INFORMATION VISIT OUR WEBSITE W W W .T E T O N W Y O .O R G The public meeting agendas and minutes for the Board of County Commissioners and Planning Commission can also be found in the Public Notices section of the JH News and Guide. 6 August 25 - 31, 2010 No tickets required 307-734-1999 www.jhjewishcommunity.org l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily Former JH scribe on web By Jake Nichols JH Weekly’s recently departed Senior Reporter Ben Cannon surfaced in cyberspace with a video tutorial on how to properly read the latest issue of Sueddeutsche Zeitung. Issue 33 (on shelves in Germany August 20) is the first magazine in the world to be enriched with bonus attractions and capabilities only available when the print mag is read ‘through’ a smart phone using a free downloadable application. Cannon walks SZ readers through the process [www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRce OYbrVzc] which will allow users to view material embedded and hidden in the print material. Cannon called the multimedia enhancement the first of its kind, adding that it was the result of a cooperative effort with Augmented Reality. A consensus from the comments at the YouTube site seemed less interested in the stunning new design and more skewed toward wondering what was living underneath Cannon’s nose. Apparently, his stache doesn’t play well with the blogosphere. LA finds 18 reasons to visit Wyo. Christopher Reynolds’ video essay on Wyoming begins rather suspiciously – dissing Yellowstone traffic and unpredictable weather – but the LA Times journalist manages to come up with “18 arguments in favor of Wyoming by the end of the four-minute spot. “It looks empty, but there’s a lot up here,” Reynolds said of the area between Cody and Jackson. The video footage begins with the crash-and-burn of a paraglider team trying to launch off of Rendezvous Mountain. Yellowstone and Grand Teton national parks had their respective features highlighted among the 18 things worth checking out. None were a surprise except maybe the bungee jump at Teton Village – really? BEN CANNON/YOUTUBE.COM Park stupidity blamed on gadgets Ben Cannon shows off German glossy. The Boston Globe carried a story on the increasing number of accident incidents at our national parks – now, if only tourists will read it. The piece began by recalling the story of Utard Cathy Hayes. The Farr West, Utah resident videotaped her up-close-and-personal run-in with a Yellowstone bison. The footage was originally aired by CNN doing a story on the goring. In it, Hayes jokes, “Watch, we’ll get a shot of Donald getting gored by a buffalo.” Her companion was all too eager to make this prediction come true. He reportedly threw sticks at the beast until it charged both he and Hayes. The tale might be humorous if it wasn’t so true and that’s what has park authorities concerned with the growing number of dumb moves made by folks with electronic devices. While some national park visitors put gadgets to good use, others get themselves into trouble. “People with cell phones call rangers from mountaintops to request refreshments or a guide. In Jackson Hole, Wyo., one lost hiker even asked for hot chocolate,” the story read. “Last fall, a group of hikers in [Grand Canyon] called in rescue helicopters three times by pressing the emergency button on their satellite location device. When rangers arrived the second time, the hikers explained that their water supply ‘tasted salty.’” “Because of having that electronic device, people have an expectation that they can do something stupid and be rescued,’’ GTNP spokeswoman Jackie Skaggs told the Globe. “Every once in a while we get a call from someone who has gone to the top of a peak, the weather has turned, and they are confused about how to get down and they want someone to personally escort them. The answer is that you are up there for the night.” JHW WINDSHIELDS WINDSHIELD REPLACEMENT SPECIALISTS • • • • FREE MOBILE SERVICE INSURANCE APPROVED UP TO $50 CASH BACK ON WINDSHIELD REPLACEMENT $10OFF ROCK CHIP REPAIR INTERMOUNTAIN AUTO GLASS 733.3282 Ask about our lifetime warranty. www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l August 25 - 31, 2010 7 At a glance: NEWS BRIEFS B By Benjamin R. Bombard Boardroom owner Marc Loebe has fallen deep in debt over the past two years. Boardroom may be boarded up After 15 years, Mark Loebe is selling or shuttering the shop. By Benjamin R. Bombard Looking at his shop from a sidewalk along West Broadway, and on his past with the Boardroom, Marc Loebe has no regrets. “They were some really good years. I met some fun people and had a good run,” he said. “I’m glad I did it, even though it didn’t end how I pictured it. If I had the choice, I’d do it all again.” Months before the economy took a swan dive during the fall of 2008, Loebe, the owner of the skate- and snowboard shop, was sitting pretty. Anticipating booming winter sales for the Boardroom in ’08, Loebe said he “stepped it up” and ordered more snowboarding gear to sell in his shop than he had in years past. When September and all that gear arrived, the economy smacked belly first onto hard reality. It was all but impossible for Loebe to sell enough products at his shop to keep pace with the accounts payable file as it grew fatter and fatter and the recession dragged on. People just weren’t buying snowboard gear. A few months ago, Loebe realized that the debt hole the Boardroom has dug since 2008 is too deep for him to fill, and after 15 years as proprietor, he has decided to sell the business or shutter the doors for good. Boardroom evolution A wiry, wide-eyed, mustachioed guy with a jet of white hair for a goatee, Loebe grew up in Worland, Wyo. He became an avid skier when he moved to Jackson 30 years ago. He was never a strong skateboarder, but 8 August 25 - 31, 2010 he got into snowboarding in the sport’s early days. As an employee at Jackson Hole Ski and Sports and later the owner of the Boardroom, he said he has played his small part in the growth of snowboarding and companies like Burton. Kevin Guercio and Cisco Oldani opened the Boardshop in the winter of 1991 in the tiny cor- “Right now I’m just trying not to lose my house.” - Mark Loebe ner building – now Sands Whitewater – at Glenwood and Broadway. Loebe bought the shop from them in 1995 when it was at its Pearl Street location. He moved it and the store’s iconic skateboarding half-pipe back onto Broadway in 2001. Until Sept. 30, customers can still walk into the Boardroom and see the evolution of snowboarding tacked onto the shop’s wall. The lineup of vintage snowboards includes a wooden, dovetail Burton “Performer” board, a Craig Kelly “Mystery Air” model from 1990, and even a ropeguided Snurfer. Since that anemic 2008 retail season, Loebe has rung up almost $70,000 in debt. A number of factors have contributed to the Boardroom’s poor financial status under Loebe’s watch. Of course, there’s the recession, which, he said, fundamentally changed Americans’ buying be- haviors. He also explained that Internet sales have had a significant negative impact on business. Matt Grabowski has worked at the Boardroom for five years, and he’s the only employee on the shop’s payroll. He said the Internet was the “slayer that killed the dragon.” A Burton Malolo model board available on sale at the Boardroom for $385 can be bought on eBay for $30 less after shipping and handling. For cashstrapped snowboarders, $30 will buy a few après ski 12 packs. In the shop’s main retail area, top-of-the-line snowboards, last year’s models, are discounted 30 percent from their suggested retail prices. In another room further back, coats, boots and other gear is discounted as much as 60 percent. During my interview with Loebe last week, a girl bought a black and white striped snowboarding coat at 40-percent off. Loebe said that after factoring in shipping, unpacking, display and sale of the coat, he actually lost money on that sale. “By then, I’m not even breaking even,” he said. Grabowksi pointed out one snowboard on the racks he guesses no other store in the nation, probably even eBay, can boast that it carries. A Lib Tech Banana Hammock signed and doodled on by professional snowboarder and local resident Travis Rice. But when money’s tight, a snowboard signed by God himself might need to be heavily discounted to sell. Debt hole Loebe entered an order for 2010-2011 gear from his suppliers see BOARDROOM page 9 l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily COURTESY JOHN THORN For years, local psychiatrist John Thorn traveled around the country on business. Like a lot of business travelers, his work required him to lug around quite a few techno gadgets – a computer, a mouse, a printer, a cell phone – as well as all the cords needed to plug them into the wall and into one another. “Every time I put my hand in my briefcase, I’d come out with a handful of black spaghetti,” Thorn recalled. Thorn looked around on the market for a solution, something that could wind up cords neatly and efficiently. When he didn’t find what he was looking for, he made it himself. The result is called Coil. A Coil is a rubber device that looks like a hockey puck with a convex top. Pulling up on the rubbery top exposes the spindle. Cord-swamped consumers then wrap the offending cord around the spindle and pop the rubbery top back down. After receiving a patent on his invention, Coils will go into production at a facility in Riverton before the end of the month. Thorn said the facility employs individuals with disabilities to assemble the Coils, conduct quality control and fulfill orders. “I’ve been an erstwhile inventor for a long time,” said Thorn, who got the idea for his Coils in 2008. He finished a proto- Local invents the Coil. type of the product on Thanksgiving Day that year, fashioning it from Styrofoam and old scuba gear he had lying around his garage. Thorn loaned one of the Coil prototypes to a friend to get some real-world feedback. “When I asked for it back, she said I couldn’t have it because it was keeping the coffee maker cord contained,” Thorn said. Coils will come in two sizes: small Coils for MP3 player cords and headphones will cost $6.95, and large Coils for cords to laptops, desktops, household appliances, and of course coffee makers will sell for $7.95. Thorn said Coils will be sold online and at six local stores in Jackson Hole. Who’s this Blenkinsop guy? After winning a spot on the general election ballot as a write-in candidate, former public defender Greg Blenkinsop said he plans on running a “vigorous campaign” for Teton County Attorney against 14-year incumbent Steve Weichman. Though Blenkinsop said he had thought about running for the position in the past, “it was never the right time for one reason or another.” He claims that the write-in campaign to get him on November’s ballot this time around wasn’t his idea. “People asked me what I thought [about running for county attorney], and I gave it some serious thought,” Blenkinsop said. As a youngster, Blenkinsop more or less knew his future lay in the practice of law. He was active in speech and debate clubs as well as moot court in high school, went on to study pre-law in college and received his law degree at University of Wyoming. After serving 10 years as the Teton County public defender, Blenkinsop deGreg Blenkinsop cided it was time for a professional change. He took a short-term position in Sweetwater County last year and moved back to Jackson in April. Since then, he’s been serving as a district court magistrate, a municipal judge in Alpine and operating his own private practice. After winning a spot on the general election ballot, Blenkinsop relinquished his position as magistrate to avoid any potential conflict of interest. Blenkinsop said it’s hard to rate his chances of defeating Weichman. “I’m excited to get to know people and share my passion for the law,” he said. Taking the Bull Fire by the horns A fire east of Hoback Junction continues to burn and spread a month to the day after it began. The Bull Fire in the Gros Ventre Wilderness has grown to encompass 3,047 acres and is consuming trees, shrubs and grasses – pretty much anything it can get its fiery paws on. That wily storm that blew in on Sunday did bring some rain with all its blustery winds, and the moisture helped reduce fire activity, said U.S. Forest Service Spokeswoman Lesley Williams. With two crews working on the fire, they seem to be getting a hold of it. Though the Little Granite Road, Bull Creek and Rough Hollow drainages were still closed as of Tuesday afternoon, the Highline Trail, Cow Creek, Bear Creek and Boulder Creek drainages were opened on Monday, and so was dispersed camping and fishing along the Granite Creek Road. JHW COURTESY GREG BLENKINSOP BENJAMIN R. BOMBARD Psychiatrist creates Coils to contain cords Empty exhibit from BOARDROOM page 8 in the spring, but after taking a serious look at the store’s books, he canceled the order. This summer, he’s been trying to sell all the merchandise he has on hand. Given his dismal financial outlook, Loebe said he has looked into options to remain solvent. “Right now, I’m just trying to not lose my house,” he said. If Loebe declared bankruptcy, his home would undoubtedly be liquidated to satisfy creditors. Loebe’s debt is spread out among banks, credit card companies and gear manufacturers – “Everything except friends,” – and he said he will try negotiating with them to get better rates and set up payment plans. “It’s almost going to be a second mortgage,” he said. To cut his losses, Loebe is trying to sell the business as well as anything and everything at the Boardroom: fixtures, racks, computers, display cases, snowboard repair tools, the half-pipe, fun-boxes, rails, even the Hawaiian shaved ice machine he bought to bring in a couple extra bucks on the side. However, the sale of those items will make an almost unperceivable dent in his outstanding debt. Disappointed museum goes to plan B. By Benjamin R. Bombard On election night last week, Gary Hughes, the development director of the Jackson Hole Historical Society and Museum, was sitting at his home, glued to the computer. He was watching election results from the Specific Purpose Excise Tax vote come in on the News&Guide’s website. That same day, somebody asked him how confident he was the museum’s SPET proposal would be approved by voters. “I think I told them, ‘It’s not over till it’s over,” Hughes recalled with some dismay. That’s because the museum’s SPET proposal was the one proposal out of 11 on last Tuesday’s primary election ballot that wasn’t given the go-ahead by voters. “Obviously, we were disappointed,” Hughes said. “I was stunned, especially when only one of 11 failed. It wasn’t like it was an all-out attack [on SPET].” The museum was counting on voters to include its request for $4 million in the nearly $38 million of SPET funds that were put before voters for approval. Hughes said those requested funds would have paid to build museum exhibits that have already been designed for inclusion in its new building on North Cache. Each SPET proposal must be approved by more than 50 percent of voters to receive funds. Of the 5,334 voters who cast a vote on the museum’s proposal, 49 percent gave it the thumbs up - it failed by just 70 votes. Half of the 18 districts and precincts included in the election gave the museum the thumbs-up. The Mid-East Jackson District was the most enthusiastic about the project judging by the percentage of approval; Teton Village registered the highest percentage of disapproval. Hughes said that looking at the election results, the further away from Jackson proper the precinct or district, the lower the voter approval. In Hughes’s opinion, that trend demonstrates that “people in outlying areas don’t have the same connection with the museum” that people closer to Jackson do. “Maybe we’re not delivering our message of telling stories about Jackson Hole, not just Jackson,” Hughes surmised. There was speculation after the election that voters did not want to bail out the museum for its purchase of the North Cache street building. After that purchase, it became clear that the space needed significant structural renovations. Hughes acknowledged that the organization used money to conduct those renovations that otherwise would have been spent to create exhibits. “We had inspections done on the building when we purchased it. The problems … were hidden behind walls,” Hughes said. Without the SPET funds, the museum will need to raise $2 million for exhibits. Executive Director Lokey Lytjen said plan B is to gather the necessary funds through fundraising efforts that would normally be used to finance its capital campaign. Had voters approved the SPET funds, Hughes said, the new museum location would have opened sometime next summer, with all the exhibits in place and on display. But now, he said, “We will have a building with a new education center, a couple administration offices and an empty exhibition hall.” JHW Uncertain future There are at least two parties seriously considering buying the Boardroom from Loebe. Grabowski said that he, his brother and a friend are seriously interested in owning the shop. “I want to keep it in the family,” he said. Unfortunately, Grabowski and his associates doubt they can round up the funds necessary to purchase the business by the end of September. Larui Aittola is another prospective buyer, one that Loebe has some confidence in. Aittola said that he’s always liked the “rough around the edges feel of the [Boardroom], the old gas station look.” Aittola said his financial resources aren’t that extensive, but he hopes his “knowledge of the industry” can help him finalize his purchase of the shop. As for Loebe, he said the only person he can blame for the Boardroom’s demise is himself. “I’m a victim of the times, but why didn’t I adapt?” he said, adding that he doesn’t know what he’ll do after he leaves the Boardroom behind. “It’s pretty scary,” he said. JHW DATE: Sunday, August 29 REGISTRATION/CLIMBING TIME: 9am – 4 pm REGISTRATION TENT: at base of Gondola, outside Jackson Hole Sports CELEBRATION PARTY: Village Commons 4 pm LOCATION & CLIMB: Teton Village, Rendezvous Peak Elizabeth Kingwill MA/LPC Licensed Professional Counselor Medical Hypnotherapist REGISTER/INFO: up4wellness.org, 307-733-9355 MISSION: raising funds and awareness for the Teton Wellness Institute WHY CLIMB? • • • • ® photo credit: JONATHAN ADAMS 4 4 4 4 Your Health & Well-being Fun & Challenge Supporting Teton Wellness Institute Programs Many Great Prizes Now Accepting Blue Cross Blue Shield 733-5680 Practicing in Jackson since 1980 www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l August 25 - 31, 2010 9 DEREK DILUZIO 10 August 25 - 31, 2010 In plain English The point of ecomodding is to make a vehicle as aerodynamically sleek and efficient as possible, especially on the highway. As your Subaru wagon hurtles down Highway 89 towards Alpine, your front-end bumps the air in front of you up over the car to the rear, where an eddy exerts a force opposite to your direction. In other words, the car creates drag that sucks it backwards and makes it less efficient. In fact, approximately 60 percent of the power produced by your car’s engine at highway speeds is used to overcome air drag, and that number only increases with speed. Drag is a non-issue at speeds below about 55 miles per hour, but it is compounded the faster you drive over that speed. The amount of drag a vehicle creates is called its l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily drag coefficient, which the graph on Miller’s cheat sheet uses to rank various vehicles. When the drag coefficient is calculated against the vehicle’s frontal area (measured in square feet), you get a number representing its drag area, which ecomodders attempt to diminish with as much zeal as runners hacking off milliseconds from their mile splits. Miller explains this much to me as he points out all the superficial modifications he’s made to his truck, which he has nicknamed “Odd.” With every little modification comes a little boost in MPG. He has partially covered the truck’s front grill (plus 1 to 2 MPG) and obscured about a third of the wheel wells with clear plastic sheeting and black Choroplast (plus 2 MPG), the same material used for most political candidate’s lawn signs. Using black Gorilla Tape, he has taped up COURTESY CONOR MILLER Moments after Conor Miller and I shake hands in the driveway of his place in East Jackson, he whips out his “cheat sheet,” and I feel like we’re breaking the rules. Out of the corner of my eye, I see Miller’s strange black vehicle – the reason for my visit – but he has my focus turned to a rudimentary graph on the cheat sheet that measures something called the “coefficient of drag” versus “streamlining,” which is more or less Greek to me. An icon of your standard flatbed American truck sits somewhere in the middle of that sloping line, below a vintage sedan and above a modern one. Miller has altered the truck’s shape with a blue pen to make it look more like a door wedge on wheels than the arrow-with-a-tip-clipped-off silhouette that most flatbed trucks fit. When I glance up from the page for the first time, I see that Miller’s truck nearly mirrors the door-wedge-like truck on the cheat sheet. As I’ll later learn, the modifications Miller has made to his 2004 Ford Ranger and the door-wedge shape he’s trying to sculpt it into are common practices among ecomodders. Ecomodders are a subculture of enviro-conscious, penny-pinching, borderline-OCD gearheads who trick out their cars to eke ever more miles per gallon out of them. The modifications they make are often small but significant, and when those mods are combined with “hypermiling” driving techniques, the resulting improvements in miles per gallon can be astonishing. Before reducing his truck’s aerodynamic drag and driving with miles per gallon first on his mind, Miller’s two-wheel drive Ford Ranger was estimated by the EPA to get, at best, 27 miles per gallon on the highway. After the modifications, he has managed to squeeze 46 highway miles out of a single gallon of gasoline, breaking the unstated rules of how efficient consumer vehicles can be. any open seams on the front of the car (plus 1 MPG), such as around the headlights. A “partial belly pan” (plus 2 MPG) made of Choroplast covers the front half of the truck’s undercarriage. Anything that obstructs the steady, even flow of air over any part of the vehicle has to be rectified to improve Odd’s aerodynamic efficiency and increase MPG. That even means that Miller folds the side-view mirrors in (plus 1 MPG) and has mounted a dagger-like shard of mirror on the truck’s dash in their place. Odd previously had no hubcaps, just MPG-sucking craters at its wheels’ centers. So Miller special ordered Bonneville Salt Flats moon style hubcaps that boosted his MPG a couple miles before some jerk made off with the driver’s side ones. In their place, Miller intends to use pizza pans. The most aerodynamically dirty part of any vehicle is the rear end. As Miller pointed out on his cheat sheet, the rear end accounts for a third of the total effect of drag, and making it more streamlined and thus aerodynamic is a big way to boost MPG. Odd’s most obvious and eccentric modification is the clear plastic casing that slopes over the truck’s bed. Called an aerocap, the casing is made from polycarbonate, the same plastic used to make bullet-proof glass and Nalgene bottles, and it’s structured with steel girders and wooden beams. Like the blue line on the cheat sheet’s truck, the aerocap slopes back from the top of the back of the cab at a 12-degree angle. Miller explained that 12 degrees is the optimal slope to usher rushing air over the vehicle and send it sliding off the back, thus mitigating the air eddy in its slipstream and minimizing drag. The result: an extra two to three miles per gallon. All the modifications Miller has made cost him approximately $600 and represent low fruit on the tree of MPG improvement. Added up, they’ve boosted his MPG by almost 60 percent (that is, before the hubcap thieves struck), all but negating the deleterious effects of drag. By his calculations, Miller figures he could go about 782 miles on a single tank of gas and that all the mods he has made should pay for themselves after 40 tanks of gas, give or take a few. There are dozens upon dozens of additional modifications Miller could make to further improve his MPG, including technically complicated tinkerings under the hood. He has already built the basic structure of a Kammback or boat-tail that will extend the slope of the aerocap back another five feet to further diminish Odd’s drag. Miller has some additional modifications in mind for Odd in the future, including an engine kill-switch, removing the air conditioning unit, installing a block heater and replacing his oil with high-viscosity synthetic oil. His unscientific guess is that the full bevy of mods could push Odd’s MPG up into the mid-60s. Tweak the driver Miller studied English Literature at Colorado College, and his tech/science savvy is on par with your average liberal arts major. Most of what he’s learned about automotive aerodynamics and ecomodding he either picked up in a class about electric car conversion he took in Seattle last spring, or it’s stuff he learned from the website Ecomodder.com. None of what he’s doing is that experimental – it’s all been tried and tested by other ecomodders and the results vary from vehicle to vehicle. Ecomodding is only part of the MPG-improve- ment equation. As ecomodders are fond of saying, the biggest change you can make to boost MPG is to “adjust the nut behind the wheel.” In other words, tweak the driver and his or her driving style. If you’re at all interested in improving your MPG but don’t want to deck out your Forester in corrugated plastic, hypermiling might be your game. One of the easiest hypermiling tips to improve gas mileage, especially in a physical activity wonderland like Jackson Hole, is to remove roof and bike racks. Other common hypermiling techniques are to accelerate slowly and consistently, avoid braking whenever possible and do lots of coasting. Hypermilers have elevated coasting to an art form, the automotive equivalent of a manual in skateboarding. Hypermilers measure the fruits of their labor either with a ScanGauge – a kind of MPG scoreboard – or with simple calculations of miles driven divided by gallons of gas consumed. Miller has kept a detailed fuel log ever since he got into hypermiling, and he’s watched his MPG edge up with every new modification. “It’s all about energy efficiency,” he said. “How far can you go on the least amount of energy and dirt-bagging and making it as cheap as possible.” Miller also believes that his current obsession with hypermiling isn’t that out of the ordinary for Jackson Hole. “A lot of people out here are obsessive compulsive,” he said. “Whether it’s climbing or skiing. People just get obsessed about shit out here.” Miller also thinks that given the transitory nature of Jacksonites, many of whom travel hundreds of miles a year on roadtrips or to relocate to other parts of the country, hypermiling just makes sense here and more people should get into it. From a certain angle, hypermiling and ecomodding can look like the obsessions of pennypinching misers. According to Miller, sure, hypermiling is a stingy way to save money on gasoline, but it’s also much more than that. For them, it’s a practice in keeping with their environmental concerns about CO2 emissions and global warming. It’s also a daily challenge and a lifestyle as much as many outdoor pursuits. For Miller, the excitement he gets from steadily increasing his MPG is on par with the rush of skiing a sick couloir. Do you need a CDPE? The Certified Distressed Property Expert (CDPE) system is a proprietary program designed to help homeowners avoid foreclosure. Realtors with the CDPE designation have valuable training in short sales that can offer homeowners much better alternatives to foreclosure, which virtually destroys a person’s credit rating. Short sales allow the cash-strapped seller to repay the mortgage at the price that the home sells for, even though it is lower than what is owed on the home. © CERTIFIED DISTRESSED PROPERTY EXPERT The CDPE system is not a marketing program. It is an established process used nationwide to help homeowners avoid foreclosure and successfully manage short sales. If hardships for you or someone you know have created problems with home ownership, the CDPE program might be able to help. To schedule a free CDPE consultation, contact 307.739.1234 [email protected] All inquiries are confidential. Tailgaters will have to wait Without question, Odd is one of the most singular vehicles around Jackson Hole and Miller has gotten used to rubberneckers staring at his truck. From his vantage point inside Odd, it’s the guys driving big trucks that are most baffled by the aerocap and other mods he’s made. “The bigger the truck, the more they stare,” Miller said. He’s not the least bit self-conscious about Odd’s strange appearance and neither is his girlfriend – though she does wish the truck weren’t plastered with so much black tape. “I think most people think it’s cool,” Miller said before adding that only a few people have ever asked him what all the streamlining modifications are about. As a friend of Miller’s pointed out, Odd’s oddness is more or less spelled out on a DIY bumper sticker tacked onto its rear. On the left side of the bumper, written in black Sharpie on yellow duct tape is this simple request to tailgating drivers: “Get off my ass. I’m coasting!” And on the other side, waiting to be replaced with a “46,” is this explanation: “38 MPG.” JHW a member of the RE/MAX Global Network Brett McPeak, Broker/Owner 80 W. 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What is special about these signs is that they advertise genetically modified seeds, which sprout controversy as much as produce. “The signs are usually beautiful,” he said, but the politics they represent are not. After spending only a few minutes with Macker, I found that he is not only talented, but also incredibly intelligent. Everything he does artistically is done with thought: unlike artists who count Wednesday 8.25 on “beautiful mistakes,” each aspect of his work is created with intention. For example, he showed me a photo of the Tetons with a digital road sign in front that reads, “Dusk till Dawn.” Initially, I didn’t take much from this photo, but after Macker explained that the sign was solar powered, I saw the irony. Being a solar-powered sign, it will not work from dusk till dawn. Macker’s intent was to also show the irony of the Tetons being behind that sign because those mountains will always be there. “I’m trying to remove the spectacle,” he said, referring to this photo and another of post-action Old Faithful where tourists are turning and walking away. Although Macker is leaving at the end of summer to return to Cal Arts in California to get his MFA in photography and media, he, like the rest of us, loves Jackson Hole and his work shows the area in a different light than many photographers. He takes Karate Kid ends bike-in movie series ‘Glitter Strobe Light Bouncy Ball and Stars’ by Thomas Macker. photos of scenes that are strange in their familiarity, but wants it to be known that he isn’t trying to be a jerk. “I don’t believe in intolerance,” he said, while clicking through a slide show of photos taken in the valley. “I’m just trying to show the multifaceted, the different representations.” Community dinner 2.0 It isn’t often that you FILM get the chance to drink a beer while watching an old man karate-chop the tops off of three bottles of beer. This moment is made possible by Fitzgerald’s Bicycles, the Brew Pub, Mr. Miyagi and the Karate Kid. There is no telling where I would be without the life lessons of Mr. Miyagi: “Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.” But if you do not appreciate his lessons, there is always the hilariously bad acting and the opportunity to donate to the local nonprofit, Treefight. The organization helps white bark pine trees in their struggle to survive against the beetle. This is the last night of the bike-in movie series, so ride the old cruiser over to Snow King, and do as Mr. Miyagi says: “Use your head for something other than a target.” The Karate Kid plays at dusk, August 31, Snow King. Donations accepted. www.fitzgeraldsbicycles.com. Macker’s exhibit is called Western Heritage because he wants to explore the idea of the “romance of the conquered, the wild, or sublime and the forgotten preserved territory of the West.” Thomas Macker’s opening reception is 7 to 9 p.m., Friday at Teton Artlab. tetonartlab.com; 699-0836. COMMUNITY It ain’t a potluck, but the Jackson Hole Historical Society’s reconfigured annual summer picnic has all the makings of a community dinner, from interesting topics to generous hosts. The annual Summer Dinner Program will feature Kevin Taylor, a biologist and naturalist from Teton Science School’s Wildlife Expeditions at the home of Paula and Louis Leisinger on Cache Creek Drive. Taylor will discuss plants found in the region, and how to use them for friction fire, rope-making, basketry, shelter and hide-tanning, among other things. The Historical Society changed its annual Kevin Taylor with clients. potluck into a bring-your-own-dinner program after state health officials, in a sweep that also knocked raw milk off the shelves at Jackson Whole Grocer, told the organization that home-cooked foods make them nervous. The nonprofit’s education coordinator, Karen Reinhart, said that at the last event, guests went all out with gourmet foods, wine and elaborate table settings. – Matthew Irwin “Ethnobotany in Jackson Hole,” is 6:30 p.m., Thursday, at the home of Paula and Louis Leisinger. Free. Call for directions: 733-9605. The part that pays THEATER Matt rescues Lousia from an enclosure and they fall in love, only to discover that the kidnapping was a ruse intended to bring them together. They go their separate ways, venture into the cold, hard world only to discover that they had everything they needed back home. Such is the plot of The Fantasticks, the musical production to be performed at the Jackson Hole Playhouse in September if the company finds a man aged 30 to 50 years old who can sing and act. The part is paid, Monday through Saturday, until October 3. – JHW Staff To audition for The Fantasticks, call 733-6994. Week of 8/25 Regional Forecast WEDNESDAY THURSDAY Forecast for Jackson Hole FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY Plenty of sun Mostly sunny Partly sunny and breezy Partly sunny, a t-storm possible Partly sunny, a t-storm possible A shower possible Bright and sunny WED. THU. 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Schedule & fare information can be found at www.startbus.com, at each stop, at hotel front desks and on the buses. Questions? 733-4521 COURTESY JH HISTORICAL SOCIETY By Kayla Diane Sanders ★ THIS WEEKS PICKS MUSIC ■ Jackson Hole Jazz Foundation, 7 to 9 p.m., rehearsal at the Center for the Arts. 699-0102. ■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m., at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. 733-2207. ■ Brittany Reilly, 8 to 10 p.m., at Alpine Wines in Driggs. Country, folk. Enjoyalpinewines.com. ■ DJ Guerilla MD, 10 p.m., at Town Square Tavern. Eclectic. 733-3886. ART ■ Western Visions® Sixth Annual Photography Show & Sale, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., National Museum of Wildlife Art. www.wildlifeart.org. THEATER ■ “Annie Get Your Gun,” 8 p.m., Jackson Hole Playhouse. $19-$52. 733-6994. KIDS & FAMILIES ■ Family Fundays: Underwater Scenes, 2 to 3 p.m., National Museum of Wildlife Art. Admission fee. 732-5435. OUTDOORS ■ Free Wonder Club, 3 to 5 p.m., the base of Snow King. Children in Grades 3-5 Join the Nature Ambassador, Brigid Sinram, on Snow King for nature inspired activities, games and adventures. www.centerofwonder.org. ■ Sierra Club Hike: High School Butte Evening Hike. 36 miles moderate elevation gain. 699-1171 [email protected]. COMMUNITY ■ Jackson Hole People’s Market, 4 to 7 p.m., Redeemer’s Lutheran Church 175 N. Willow. Local produce, food, beer, art, natural care products & music. jhpeoplesmarket.org. Thursday 8.26 MUSIC ■ Outlaw Picnic, 7 to 10 p.m., at Q Roadhouse on Moose-Wilson Road. Folk trio. 739-0700. ■ DJ Vert One, 10 p.m., at Town Square Tavern. 733-3886. ■ Phil Round, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m., in the lobby of Amangani Resort. Playing a wide variety of acoustic music with guitar and voice. 7347333. ■ Jazz at The Pines, 6 to 9 p.m., at Teton Pines on MooseWilson Road. Featuring pianist Keith Phillips and bassist Bill Plummer. 733-1005. ■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m., at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. 733-2207. ■ Bob Greenspan, 5 to 9 p.m., in the Four Seasons Lobby Lounge. Blues, rock. 732-5000. ★ The Honey Dewdrops, 7 p.m., at the Old Wilson Schoolhouse. [email protected]. $12 at Global Treasures, Hungry Jack’s or the door. ★ Herbie Hancock, 8 p.m., at the Center Theater. Jazz. JHCenterForTheArts.org or 733-4900. SOLD OUT. ART ■ Western Visions® Sixth Annual Photography Show & Sale, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., National Museum of Wildlife Art. www.wildlifeart.org. ■ Art Opening: Gary Lynn Roberts, 6 to 8 p.m., Legacy Gallery. The works at this exhibit will be originals, but Roberts has a selection of giclées on canvas. 733.2353. THEATER See CALENDAR page 16 www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l August 25 - 31, 2010 13 CALENDAR Friday 8.27 MUSIC ■ Phil Round, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m., in the lobby of Amangani Resort. Playing a wide variety of acoustic music. 734-7333. ■ DJ Cut la Whut and Friends, 10 p.m., at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. 733-4407. ■ Papa Chan and Johnny C Note, 6 to 9 p.m., at Teton Pines. 40s and 50s jazz. 733-1005. ■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m., at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. 733-2207. ■ Ben Winship, 6 to 10 p.m., in the Four Seasons Lobby Lounge. Folk, bluegrass. 732-5000. ■ Cool Jazz Duo, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m., at Warbirds Cafe in Driggs. With pianist Keith Phillips and bassist Aaron Miller. 208-3542550. ■ Jazz Night, 7 to 10 p.m., in The Granary at Spring Creek Ranch atop East Gros Ventre Butte. With Bill Plummer on bass, Peter Quell on guitar and vocals. 733-8833. ■ Coyote Brothers, 7:45 to 11:15 p.m., at the Silver Dollar Bar. Rock. 733-2190. ■ Reverend Deadeye, 9 p.m., in the Trap Bar at Grand Targhee Resort. Blues, garage, gospel. Grandtarghee.com. ■ Split, 9 p.m., at the Virginian Saloon. Rock. 739-9891. ★ Chuck Prophet, 9:30 p.m., at the Mangy Moose in Teton Village. Rock. Mangymoose.net. $10. ■ B-Side Players, 10 p.m., at the Knotty Pine in Victor. Latin, funk. 208-787-2866. Cover TBD. ■ Dark Cheddar, 10 p.m., at Town Square Tavern. Funk, rock, reggae. 733-3886. ART ■ Western Visions Sixth AnSee CALENDAR page 17 14 August 25 - 31, 2010 Music Bo COURTESY CENTER FOR THE ARTS ■ “Annie Get Your Gun,” 8 p.m., Jackson Hole Playhouse. $19-$52. 733-6994. GOOD EATS ■ Jackson Whole Grocer Tasting: 9 to 11 a.m.: Dragon Lady Custom Concoctions at the Juice & Tonic Bar. 1 to 3 p.m. Tasting features mouth watering Salad Fixings to spruce up your green life. 2 to 5 p.m.: Natural Care Department introduces Nordic Natural’s Kids DHA. 733-0450. Teton Valley Taste Tour ,3 p.m., Victor, ID We are offering a unique bus tour of three local food hubs in Teton Valley. $25. ecogastronomy.org. OUTDOORS ■ Mommy & Me Nature Walk, 11:15 a.m. Wildlife Lane Trailhead off of Snow King Avenue. Children Ages 4-7; must be accompanied by a caregiver. CenterofWonder.org. COMMUNITY ■ Walking tours of downtown Jackson, 10:30 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. Downtown Jackson [email protected]. ■ Chamber Mixer, 5:30 to 7:30 p.m., Tobacco Row. 733-3316. ■ Local Producers Taste Tour, 2 p.m., at Jackson Campus of Teton Science School or 2:45 p.m. at Grand Teton Brewing. Visit Teton Valley Creamery, Mountain Valley Mushrooms and Snow drift Farm. $25 RSVP to 208-354-2648. ★“Ethnobotany in Jackson Hole,” 6:30 p.m., The home of Paula and Louis Leisinger. The Jackson Hole Historical Society and Museum’s annual Summer Dinner Program Please bring picnic basket dinner, table service, and a baked dessert to share. 733-9605. Herbie Hancock, 12-time Grammy-Award winner, offers a medley of classics. Jazz legend sells out Center Theater By Aaron Davis Mr. Herbert Jeffrey “Herbie” Hancock has long been one of my favorite jazz cats because of his melodic, crossover-genre accessibility. Hancock, 70, will hit the Center Theater on Thursday in support of his latest release, The Imagine Project. “Music transcends the barriers between people,” Hancock said in a video trailer for the new release. “I call it The Imagine Project because it’s about peace through local collaboration and mutual respect for other cultures.” The Imagine Project features collaborations with more than a dozen superstars from all over the world. Guests include Dave Matthews, Anoushka Shankar, Jeff Beck, The Chieftains, John Legend, India Arie, Seal, Pink and Chaka Khan. It utilizes the universal language of music to ex- press its central themes of peace and global responsibility. One highlight on the eclectic disc includes Joe Cocker’s “Space Captain,” featuring Tedeschi and Trucks. Other tunes include “Imagine,” Dylan’s “The Times, Hancock was one of the first jazz musicians to embrace synthesizers, as well as funk and soul music. They are a Changin’,” and The Beatles’ “Tomorrow Never Knows.” You can expect a solid mix of old and new from the 12-time Grammy-Award winner. On this tour, he’s been offering a medley of his classics "Cantaloupe Island," "Watermelon Man," "Chameleon" and "Maiden Voy- age," while on certain numbers also highlighting his band: second keyboardist Greg Phillinganes, guitarist Lionel Loueke, bassist Pino Palladino, drummer Vinnie Colaiuta and Kristin Train on vocals. Few artists in the industry have had such a tremendous influence on both acoustic and electronic music as Hancock. He was a member of Miles Davis’s “second great quintet,” helping to pioneer the “post-bop” sound in the mid60s. During his five years with Davis, he contributed to groundbreaking albums In a Silent Way and Bitches Brew, the latter of which heralded the birth of jazzfusion. It seems like everything is crossover these days, but Hancock was one the first jazz musicians to embrace synthesizers, as well as funk and soul music. After leaving the Miles Davis Quintet, Hancock formed The Head- hunters in ’73 and by middecade, he was playing for stadium-sized crowds all over the world and had no fewer than 11 albums in the pop charts during the 1970s. He has officially released more than 50 albums since 1962’s Takin’ Off. In the fifth decade of his professional life, Hancock remains at the forefront of progressive entities. Among his other endeavors, he is the creative chair for jazz for the Los Angeles Philharmonic Association, serves as institute chairman of the Thelonious Monk Institute of Jazz and is also a founder of the International Committee of Artists for Peace (ICAP). JHW Jackson Hole Center for the Arts presents Herbie Hancock at 8 p.m., Thursday, in the Center Theater. This show is sold out. To inquire about released tickets, call 733-4900. LIVE MUSIC 7:45 - 11:15pm August 27-28 COYOTE BROTHERS August 31 Bluegrass Tuesday JACKSON HOLE HIGH SCHOOL RADIO ONE TON PIG (307) 733-2190 • BROADWAY AT GLENWOOD • WWW.WORTHOTEL.COM l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily CD REVIEWS CALENDAR Your Future Our Clutter Mwaliko All Is Falling THE FALL LIONEL LOUEKE JAMES BLACKSHAW ★★★★★ ★★★★★ ★★★★★ Many albums are said to stick in one’s head. In the case of The Fall’s latest, Your Future Our Clutter, however, it’s a review that keeps ringing in my memory. Earlier this year, in a mostly flattering critique of the album, The New York Times describes Mark E. Smith’s “lyrics” as the hissings of an old drunk, slumped on the bar. “Yes, you think, ‘ex-pats,’ what a nuisance. Go on, sir, get yourself home now,” wrote critic Ben Ratliff. On the chant that earned the album’s title, Ratliff wrote, “You want to hear this as a political statement. But it doesn’t really track.” This review sticks because until the point that Ratliff apologizes for Smith (“The tag line … it energizes Mr. Smith”), it articulates my feelings about Your Future Our Clutter. On the other hand, I empathize with Ratliff’s reverence for the band, which he uses to place the album within the context of The Fall’s 30 years of music-making. Being new to it, however, I’m wondering when Smith will pass out, so we can dump him in a taxi. – Matthew Irwin Lionel Loueke – the Benin-born guitarist whom Herbie Hancock championed a few years back and who has since enjoyed an international career – brings a magically light, nearly elfin touch to his instrument. But there’s also jaw-dropping density and ferocious technique that probably needs to be witnessed with eyes as well as ears to be truly appreciated. Mwaliko, Loueke’s second album for Blue Note, leaps to life with “Ami O,” with Angelique Kidjo lending the full range of her vocal talents, and Loueke wasting no time to show what the percussive pops and clicks he produced with his mouth can add, for one of the most thrilling opening tracks I’ve heard in years. Other tracks bring Jaco Pastorius or even Joni Mitchell to mind. On two tracks, he pairs up with bassist Esperanza Spaulding for fantastically entertaining music-making. Solo tracks are as ethereal as nightfall on the Serengeti. It’s the mix of the familiar and the exotic, the predictable and the unexpected, that makes for great art – like this album. – Richard Anderson On his first few albums, London-based guitarist James Blackshaw made a name for himself as the Gen-Y Leo Kottke. His chops on the 12-string guitar on Litany of Echoes and The Cloud of Unknowing were as impressive as the arrangements were long and sprawling. Blackshaw opens his new release, All Is Falling, at the piano with a short track inspired by Philip Glass. Though the track works, Blackshaw is at his best on the axe, and the album improves when he picks up his electric 12string. Over the next four tracks, Blackshaw guides the listener on a nearly 14-minute long epic that recalls more Glass as well as Italian classical guitarist Carlo Domeniconi’s Koyunbaba. All Is Falling sounds like a concept album, as the tracks flow into one another and the brooding, burnished sounds evolve towards what sounds like the sunset evoked on the album’s cover. Blackshaw’s latest is the ideal soundtrack for the moody, cloud enshrouded months ahead. – Benjamin R. Bombard ★ = AM RADIO ★★ = SATISFYING ★★★ = COLLECTABLE ★★★★ = MOOD ALTERING ★★★★★ = THE BEATLES MangyMoose.net. Dewdrops return to Wilson Two acoustic guitars with a female lead vocal and male harmony remind folk lovers of the Gillian Welch-David Rawlings blend. The Honey Dewdrops are among them, bringing a rootsy, haunting sound that plays on the simplistic. Even its new sophomore album, These Old Roots, was recorded in the band’s own studio, free of overdubs and tracking. The husband and wife duo won A Prairie Home Companion’s “People in their Twenties Talent Show” in 2008 and have been touring the country consistently ever since. The band’s last Jackson show was a sellout, so advance tickets are recommended. The Honey Dewdrops will perform at 7 p.m., Thursday at the Old Wilson Schoolhouse. $12 at Global Treasures, Hungry Jack's in Wilson or at the door. TheHoneyDewdrops.com. Prophet at Moose THE GOODS The Honey Dewdrops return to Old Wilson Schoolhouse on Thursday PHOTO COURTESY ANNE SIBLEY With sharpness, add wit and quirk, Chuck Prophet is in the same boat with other underground, yet successful singer-songwriting rockers like Jerry Joseph and Alejandro Escovedo. Tom Petty-esque in his delivery, Prophet is also a six-string slinger and Bring in this coupon and receive 20% OFF says what he wants—in song or out. If you’re curious about what’s going on in rock ‘n’ roll these days, Prophet will give you a West Coast glimpse. Chuck Prophet takes the stage at 9:30 p.m., Friday at the Mangy Moose in Teton Village. $10 at the door. Deadlocks & Gans The wait is over. Jackson now has its own Grateful Dead cover band— The Deadlocks—featuring Jeremy Cohen (Jerry guitar, vocals), Ward Blanch (Bobby guitar), Jed Frumkin (Phil-zone bass, harmony vocals), Pete Muldoon (keys), Megan Kaiser (Donna-Jean vocals) and a doubledrum attack led by Andy Peterson and Eric Hansen. The Deadlocks are half of a double-bill at the Knotty Pine with singersongwriter and music journalist David Gans, who co-authored Playing in the Band: An Oral and Visual Portrait of the Grateful Dead and is the host of the weekly syndicated radio show The Grateful Dead Hour. Grateful Dead Night with David Gans and The Deadlocks at 9 p.m., Saturday at the Knotty Pine in Victor. $5. 208-787-2866. –AD JUDD GROSSMAN BAND ENTIRE PURCHASE 90 E. Broadway • Jackson, WY SE Corner of the Town Square 739-1880 (Coupon applicable with cash purchase only) 307-690-4935 juddgrossman.com Download Judd Grossman songs from iTunes. nual Photograph, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., National Museum of Wildlife Art. www.wildlifeart.org. ■ Teton Village Art & Antique Show, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., 303570-9763. THEATER ■ “Annie Get Your Gun,” 8 p.m., Jackson Hole Playhouse. $19-$52. 733-6994. GOOD EATS ■ Cake Decorating Demo, 1 to 4 p.m., Jackson Whole Grocer. Topics vary. 733-0450. FILM ■ Summer Film Series: Swamp Troop, 2 p.m., National Museum of Wildlife Art Botswana’s Okavango Delta, Swamp Troop enters the heart of baboon society. www.WildlifeArt.org Saturday 8.28 MUSIC ■ Phil Round, 6:30 to 9:30 p.m., in the lobby of Amangani Resort. Playing a wide variety of acoustic music with guitar and voice. 7347333. ■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m., at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. 733-2207. ■ Coyote Brothers, 7:45 to 11:15 p.m., at the Silver Dollar Bar. Rock. 733-2190. ■ Split, 9 p.m., at the Virginian Saloon. Rock. 739-9891. ■ Yellowstone Music Festival and Art Show, noon, at Arch Park, located at the north entrance to Yellowstone National Park in Gardiner, Montana. Ryan Shupe and the Rubberband, Latin band Calle Mambo, singer-songwriters Jeffrey Foucault and Mitch Barrett, and Thermal Grass, Jenny Golding, Russ Chapman, and Kevin Dooley. $20; kids free. www.YellowstoneMusicFest.org. ■ Judd Grossman, 6 to 10 p.m., in the Four Seasons Lobby Lounge. Folk, rock. 732-5000. ■ Pianist Keith Phillips, 7 to 10 p.m., in the Granary at Spring Creek Ranch atop East Gros Ventre Butte. Jazz. 733-8833. ■ David Gans, The Deadlocks, 9 p.m., at the Knotty Pine in Victor. Grateful Dead Night. 208-7872866. $5. ART ■ Teton Village Art & Antique Show, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., 303570-9763. THEATER ■ “Annie Get Your Gun,” 8 p.m., Jackson Hole Playhouse (307) 733-6994 $19 - $52 OUTDOORS ■ Sierra Club Hike Hike to Grand View Point. Three miles roundtrip, moderate terrain at a moderate pace. Contact for meeting location. 734-0441. CLASSES & LECTURES ■ Cattle and Conservation, 2 p.m., Teton Science Schools Kelly Campus ken Thomasma of the Alliance and Pete Simpson will discuss the history of cattle grazing on public lands from the perspectives of conservation and ranching. 733-9417. COMMUNITY ■ Jackson Hole Farmer’s Market, 8 a.m. to 11 a.m. Town Square. www.jacksonholefarmersmarket.org. ■ Memory Walk and Barbecue TBA To raise awareness and funds to benefit the fight against Alzheimer’s disease. 734-0500. ■ 5 @ the Center, 2 to 6 p.m., Center Park. Join us at this free, community-wide event as we celebrate the 5th anniversary of the Arts & Education Pavilion at the See CALENDAR page 18 www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l August 25 - 31, 2010 15 CALENDAR Sunday 8.29 MUSIC ■ Stage Coach Band 6 to 10 p.m., at the Stagecoach Bar in Wilson. Old-time country, folk, Western. 733-4407. Free.. ARTS ■ Teton Village Art & Antique5Show, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., 303-570-9763. GOOD EATS ■ Picnic Supper under the Tetons, 4 to 7 p.m., Craighead Cabins on Antelope Flats Rd., Moose. Please join for entertainment, drinks and dinner at this fundraising event to benefit the Conservation Alliance and Craighead Environmental Research Institute. $75; $140 per couple. [email protected]. 733-9417. COMMUNITY ■ DIGS Fashion Field Day, 2 to 6 p.m., Powderhorn Park Come celebrate DIGS’ one-year anniversary. www.tetonhabitat.org. Monday 8.30 MUSIC ■ Screen Door Porch, 7 to 10 p.m., at Q Roadhouse on MooseWilson Road. Americana, alt-folk. 739-0700. ■ Jackson Hole Hootenanny 6 p.m., at Dornan’s in Moose. Visiting and local musicians are invited to perform a two-song, tenminute acoustic set. Sign up begins around 5 p.m., 733-2415. ■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m., at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. 733-2207. ART ■ Western Visions® Sixth Annual Photograph 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., National Museum of Wildlife Art. www.wildlifeart.org. THEATER ■ “Annie Get Your Gun,” 8 p.m., Jackson Hole Playhouse. $19-$52. 733-6994. Literature ■ Library Book Club: The Black Tower, 5:30 to 6:30 p.m., Teton Library. New participants please signup ahead of time to receive the discount. 733-2164. [email protected]. Home away from sloop By Johnny Ocean Due to Wyoming’s low taxes, I have decided to purchase a home in Jackson Hole. Choosing a proper realtor is of the utmost importance, and I have decided to trust the worldwide reputation of Sotheby’s. The Ocean and Sotheby clans have always shared cordial relations. My great-grandfather, Sir Clifton Ocean, served alongside Colonel Oswald Sotheby at the battle of the Somme and saved his life by singlehandedly repealing a German infantry charge with a Vickers machine gun. I valet parked my Aston Martin at the Four Seasons and sought out the office of Jill Sassi-Neison, a member of the Sotheby’s team of elite real-estate professionals. SassiNeison is an extremely affable and attractive woman who will, I hope, find a home that meets my exacting architectural specifications. Jill Sassi-Neison: Welcome Mr. Ocean. I look forward to helping you find your dream home. Johnny Ocean: I certainly hope so. Finding the right home is like searching through coal for an unpolished diamond. JSN: What type of a domicile are you seeking? JO: Well a condo or an apartment is completely out of the question. I cannot bear to hob-knob with the Jill Sassi-Neison shows Johnny Ocean a dry-land dwelling. hoi polloi and riff raff. I desire a home that celebrates the art of modern architecture to its fullest. No Lincoln Logs or cowboy crap. Large windows, marble counter tops, a spacious garage with room for my sloop and collection of touring automobiles. Also, I require a Jacuzzi that seats at least 20, stainless steel appliances and large wall spaces for my paintings. JSN: I know just the house. Do you have time to go look at it now? JO: Yes, but I must confess I am famished, could we stop for a bite? JSN: You’re in luck, I have a stock of the finest Italian cheeses handcrafted by my family in the old country where my people are from. JO: This Asiago is quite exquisite – rich in character, it finishes clean, yet lingers on the palate. What other treasures hide in your cupboard? JSN: Well I also have this Locatelli and a fine grading Pecorino. JO: Smashing! If only we had some ripe tomatoes. I am not impressed with the quality of local produce. Wyomatos - why bother? JSN: I regret I cannot offer you Jersey Tomatos, which most Italian Americans will agree are the finest outside of Italy. ...Well, here, we are Mr. Ocean – the long lost Frank Lloyd Wright Summer Cottage. Priced to sell at $9.3 million. JO: I am spellbound, look at those modern lines, seamless integration with the environment, its like Fallingwater except with green paint. I’ll take it. JHW Johnny Ocean is the brainchild of Aaron Wallis. COME CENTER YOURSELF! 5 at the Center: Tuesday 8.31 MUSIC ■ Jackson Hole Symphony Orchestra, 7 to 8:30 p.m., rehearsal at the Center for the Arts. 4130458. ■ One Ton Pig, 7:30 to 11 p.m., at the Silver Dollar Bar in the Wort Hotel. Folk-rock variety show. 733-2190. ■ Steam Powered Airplane, 10 p.m., at Town Square Tavern. Bluegrass. 733-3886. ■ Walker Williams, 9 p.m., at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar. Country. 733-2207. ART ■ Western Visions® Sixth Annual Photograph 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., National Museum of Wildlife Art. www.wildlifeart.org. THEATER ■ “Annie Get Your Gun,” 8 p.m., Jackson Hole Playhouse. $19-$52. 733-6994. FILM ART GALLERIES AARON WALLIS Center. jhcenterforthearts.org. Celebrating the 5th Anniversary at Center for the Arts Saturday, August 28, 2-6pm Center Park • 265 S. Cache FREE ADMISSION & REFRESHMENTS ART DANCE MUSIC EDUCATION LITERATURE FILM THEATER – Compiled by Kristin King and Aaron Davis Download, Scan and Get Updated! TO HAVE YOUR EVENT INCLUDED IN THIS CALENDAR AND ONLINE, PLEASE UPLOAD YOUR INFO AT WWW.JHWEEKLY.COM, EMAIL TO [email protected] OR CALL JH WEEKLY, 307.732.0299 CALENDAR ENDS 16 August 25 - 31, 2010 Download the Microsoft Tag Application on your smart phone from http://gettag.mobi, and scan these tags to get the latest information from the Center for the Arts. Center Box Office 265 S. Cache Street phone 307.733.4900 l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily online www.jhcenterforthearts.org Altamira Fine Art Gallery 172 Center St. 739-4700 Artspace Gallery/Art Association 240 S. Glenwood, 733-6379 A Horse of a Different Color 60 E. Broadway, 734-9603 A Touch of Class 10 W. Broadway, 733-3168 Astoria Fine Art 35 E. Deloney, 733-4016 Buffalo Trail Gallery 98 Center Street, 734-6904 Brookover Gallery 125 N. Cache Street, 732-3988 Caswell Gallery/Sculpture Garden 145 E. Broadway, 734-2660 Cayuse Western Americana 255 N. Glenwood, 739-1940 Center Street Gallery 30 Center Street, 733-1115 Ciao Gallery 766 S. Glenwood., 733-7833 Circus Gallery 170 N. Main Street, Victor 208-787-1ART Diehl Gallery 155 W. Broadway, 733-0905 Fay Gallery Teton Village Road, 739-1006 Fighting Bear Antiques 375 S. Cache, 733-2669 Full Circle Gallery 335 N. Glenwood, 733-0070 Galleries West Fine Art 70 S. Glenwood, 733-4412 Heather James Fine Art 172 Center Street, 200-6090 Heriz Rug Co. 120 W. Pearl, 733-3388 Horizon Fine Art Gallery 30 King Street, Suite 202, 739-1540 Images of Nature 170 N. Cache, 733-9752 Images West 98 E. Little Ave., Driggs, 208-354-3545 Jack Dennis Wyoming Gallery Town Square, 733-7548 Jeff Grainger Workshop 335 N. Glenwood, 734-0029 Legacy Gallery Town Square, 733-2353 Lines Gallery 245 West Pearl Mountain Trails Gallery 155 Center Street, 734-8150 National Museum of Wildlife Art 3 miles north of Jackson, 733-5771 Oswald Gallery 165 N. Center Street, 734-8100 RARE Fine Art Gallery 485 W. Broadway, 733-8726 Robert Dean Collection 180 W. Broadway, 733-9290 Rivertime Designs 98 E. Little Ave., Driggs, 208-351-2045 Schmidt’s Custom Framing 890 S. Highway 89, 733-2306 Shadow Mountain Gallery 10 W. Broadway, 733-3162 Tayloe Piggott Gallery 62 S. Glenwood, 733-0555 Trailside Galleries Town Square, 733-3186 Trio Fine Art 545 N. Cache, 734-4444 West Lives On 74 Glenwood, 734-2888 Wilcox Gallery North of town on Cache, 733-6450 Wild by Nature Photography 95 W. Deloney, 733-8877 Wild Exposures Gallery 60 E. Broadway, 739-1777 Wild Hands 70 S. Glenwood, 265 W. Pearl, 733-4619 www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l August 25 - 31, 2010 17 HAPPY HOUR 5:30-6:30 OPEN NIGHTLY at 5:30pm 2 FOR 1 DRINKS TAPAS $10 OR LESS Japanese, Spanish & Latin influences 307-733-0557 On the Town Square Open for Dinner 7 nights a week at 5:30pm 307-734-1633 155 N. Glenwood www.blu-kitchen.com Asian & Sushi BLU KITCHEN Come dine on our beautiful outdoor deck. Our new menu includes miso black cod, summer asparagus with goat cheese, pan seared red deer, wagyu beef strip loin, our blu-cheese burger with bbq pork shoulder and the freshest selection of fish from our sashimi bar. Wine, sake, beer and cocktails. Walk-ins welcome. Open nightly 5:30 p.m. One block off town square.155 N. Glenwood. Reservations at blu-kitchen.com or 734-1633. NIKAI Jackson Hole’s favorite sushi bar offers the finest delicacies from both land and sea. Featuring innovative sushi and sashimi as well as a creative asian inspired grill menu. Full service bar specializes in tropical cocktails and offers unique fine sake and wine lists. Open nightly at 6 p.m. 225 N. Cache. Reservations are recommended, 734-6490. AVAILABLE NOW! YOUR GUIDE TO JACKSON HOLE NIGHTLIFE PICK UP A COPY TODAY. SUDACHI New Japanese cuisine. Sudachi sushi serves the freshest fish from around the world. Seasonal menu features tuna carpaccio, citrus pepper salmon, shiitake salad, broiled black cod, kobe beef strip loin, and sushi. Enjoy specialty rolls such as our bruho, kichigai, and the famous monster roll. Full bar, fine wines and Japanese sakes. Open for dinner nightly at 6:00 p.m. 3465 North Pines Way, in the Aspens. Reservations 734.7832 or sudachijh.com. Chinese CHINATOWN Authentic atmosphere for your dining pleasure. Featuring over 100 entrees, including Peking, Hunan, Szechuan and Canton cuisines. Lunch specials daily. Full service bar. Open 7 days. Grand Teton Plaza, 850 W. Broadway. 733-8856. Continental 43 NORTH Serving dinner seven nights a week at the base of Snow King. Happy hour begins at 5 p.m. Cozy pub atmosphere and great selection of whiskies. 645 S. Cache, 733-0043. THE BLUE LION A Jackson Hole favorite. Offering the finest in creative cuisine. Join us in the charming atmosphere of a refurbished older home or outdoors on our deck. Ask a local about our rack of lamb. Also serving fresh fish, elk, poultry, steaks, & vegetarian entreés. Opens at 5:30 p.m. Early bird special is 20% off your entire bill between 5:30-6:00pm. Reservations recommended. 160 N. Millward, 7333912. bluelionrestaurant.com. BURKE’S CHOP HOUSE Sample our superior steaks, chops, and innovative fish, game and fowl dishes in this historic renovated building. Reservations, smoke-free. Open nightly from 6-10 p.m. 72 S. Glenwood. 733-8575. DORNAN’S PIZZA & PASTA COMPANY Gourmet pizzas, homemade soups, pasta, sandwiches and salads. Enjoy a relaxing lunch while sitting along the Snake River enjoying the fabulous view of the Tetons. 12 miles north of Jackson in GTNP at Moose. 733-2415. Q ROADHOUSE The Q Roadhouse on Teton Village Road, serves up a variety of American Comfort Food. Menu items include; Blackened Catfish, Shrimp Jambalaya, Turkey Meatloaf, Steaks, BBQ Ribs, Pulled Pork & Beef Brisket. Extensive wine list and full bar available. Open nightly 5:00 p.m. Happy Hours at the bar 2 for 1 Drinks 5:00 - 6:00 p.m. and 8:00 9:00 p.m. Reservations 739-0700. RENDEZVOUS BISTRO The Bistro offers something for everyone including salads, sandwiches and daily plate specials. Our Raw Bar features oysters on the half shell, tuna tartare and oyster shooters. Appetizers include mussels, gnocchi, grilled octopus, steak tartare and more. The entree selection ranges from traditional bistro Fish & Chips, Meatloaf, Veal Marsala and Coq au Vin to many other selec- Open nightly 5:30p.m. Chef Michael Burke Proprietor “...Voted one of Jackson Hole’s hottest restaurants” Food and Wine February 2008. Trio is located right off the town square in downtown Jackson, and is owned and operated by local chefs with a passion for good f o o d . O u r m e n u f e a t u re s contemporary American dishes inspired by classic bistro cuisine. Daily specials feature wild game, fish and meats. Enjoy a glass of wine at the bar in front of the wood-burning oven and watch the chefs perform in the open kitchen. 733-8575 72 S. Glenwood JACKSON HOLE ROASTERS COFFEE HOUSE f te o ders* s a e T Poun h t l Al Third us Ang Open for Dinner nightly at 5:30pm Open for Lunch mon-fri 11:30am-2:30pm FRESH ROASTED ORGANIC COFFEE by the cup or by the pound pastries • sandwiches • wireless access 145 E. Broadway 690-9318 18 August 25 - 31, 2010 Located off the town square at 45 S. Glenwood Available for private events & catering For reservations call 734-8038 *Weight before cooking at least 5.33oz (151.1gms) 1110 W. Broadway • Open daily 5:00am to 2:00am • FREE Wi-Fi l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily tions including fresh seasonal seafood, pasta & steaks. Open nightly at 5:30 p.m. Reservations are recommended. Located at 380 S. Hwy 89/Broadway. 739-1100. SNAKE RIVER BREWERY & RESTAURANT America’s most award-winning microbrewery is serving lunch and dinner. Enjoy the atmosphere while enjoying wood-fired pizzas, pastas, burgers, sandwiches, soups, salads and desserts. $7 lunch menu from 1:30am-3pm. Happy Hour deals from 4-6 now include our tasty hot wings. The freshest beer in the valley, right from the source! Free WIFI. Open 1:30am - midnight. 265 S. Millward. 739-2337. SNAKE RIVER GRILL Whether you stop by for a pizza and beer, or enjoy our celebrated menu of American and International fare and our huge wine list, you will be pleased by Jackson’s most beautiful restaurant and as stated in The Wine Spectator, the “best!” in town! Open nightly at 5:30 p.m. Town Square, 733-0557. SWEETWATER RESTAURANT Satisfying locals for lunch and dinner for nearly 30 years with deliciously affordable comfort food. Award winning wine list. Lunch 11:30 a.m. 2:30 p.m. Dinner 5:30-9:30 p.m. King & Pearl, 733-3553. TRIO Voted one of Jackson Hole’s hottest restaurants, Food and Wine Feb. 2009. Owned and operated by local chefs with a passion for good food. Our menu features contemporary American dishes inspired by classic bistro cuisine. Daily specials feature wild game, fish and meats. Enjoy a glass of wine at the bar in front of the wood-burning oven and watch the chefs in the open kitchen. Dinner nightly at 5:30 p.m. Open for lunch Mon-Fri 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. 45 S. Glenwood. Reservations 734-8038. Coffee House CAFE BOHEME The Hard Drive Cafe Revamped Open nights on Thursday, Friday and Saturday! A nice place to hang offering coffee drinks, great wines and beer with an array of appetizers & light fares in a cosmopolitan setting. Neither a bar nor a restaurant, but a friendly atmosphere and reasonable prices. Bring your office to us! Free WiFi. Open daily 6:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. Thursday through Saturday 6:30 a.m. to 10 p.m. 1110 Maple Way733-JAVA (5282). JACKSON HOLE ROASTERS Procuring, roasting and serving the finest coffee in the world, including organic, fair trade, bird-friendly, and so on! We roast on the premises and ship worldwide. Open Mon. - Fri. 7 a.m. to 6 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m. to close. 165 E. Broadway, 690-8065. Italian Favorites such as the sausage stuffed olives, fresh fish and veal chop won’t disappoint. Walk-ins welcome, reservations recommended 307739-4100. Dinner nightly 5:30-10. Loca NEW lly Itali Owned Resta an urant Mexican EL ABUELITO Authentic Mexican Cuisine. Home of the original Jumbo Margarita. Featuring a full bar with a large selection of Mexican beers. Open 7 days a week from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m. 385 W. Broadway, 733-1207. THE MERRY PIGLETS Voted Best Salsa in Jackson! Jackson’s oldest and most rockin’ Mexican restaurant. Choose from over 10 salsas and sauces, Tex-Mex plates, including enchiladas, rellenos, mesquite-grilled fajitas, salads, burrito’s, wraps and fire-roasted chicken. Huge margs in 10 flavors plus our “Big Pig Marg,” a 32 oz original. One block north of the square,160 N. Cache, 733-2966. Housemade Italian Dishes & Desserts Unlimited Salad & Garlic Rolls Daily Food & Wine Specials 690 S. Highway 89 (corner of Meadowlark Ln) 307-734-1970 International Café Restaurant Opened daily from 6:30am-3:00pm 6:30 to 10pm on Thur, Fri & Sat 1110 Maple Way ~ 733-JAVA (5282) The Hard Drive Café revamped! . GIOVANNI’S Locally owned and family friendly. Nightly specials with many entrees under $14, with all-you-can-eat salad & garlic rolls. Menu items include fettuccine alfredo, cioppino and eggplant parmigiana. Private dining rooms and separate lounge with flat screen TVs. Happy hour M-F, 5-7pm, bar only. 690 S. Hwy 89 & the corner of Meadowlark Lane. (307) 7341970. jhgiovannis.com. Sun.-Thu. 5.9:00 p.m., Fri-Sat. 5 - 9:45pm. OSTERIA Dine in the beautiful rustic dining room or make it a more casual affair at the wine or salumi bar. Outdoor dining is also available on the patio. The menu features contemporary Italian cuisine including beautiful fresh salads, housemade pastas, wood-oven fired pizzas, and paninis. Specialty BREAD BASKET LA CANASTA DEL PAN Not just a bakery. Think of us for a quick bite anytime with our menus starting at $5, and our sandwich menu starting at $3.50 featuring our famous ham and brie for $4 and Pan Baña for $5 and a lot more. And for this cold weather try our famous Spicy French Hot Chocolate. Place your order now for upcoming birthdays and events. Open 7 days a week from 7 a.m. to 9 p.m., weekends at 8 a.m. 185 Scott Lane. 734-9024. ATELIER ORTEGA Artisan chocolates, fine pastries, croissants, crepes, gelato and more. Stop by for lunch and grab dessert for tonight. Mon-Fri 8 a.m. - 7 p.m., Thur-Sat 8 a.m. - 8 p.m., Sun 9 a.m. 5 p.m. 150 Scott Lane. 307-734-6400. TO BE INCLUDED IN OUR DINING GUIDE IN PRINT AND ONLINE, CALL JHWEEKLY 732-0299. For all your FRESH BAKED NEEDS Stop by any day from 7 am to 9 pm 185 Scott Lane, 734.9024 EARLY BIRD SPECIAL 20% OFF ENTIRE BILL Good 5:30-600pm. Open nightly at 5:30pm. 733-3912 160 N. Millward Serving fresh, award-winning beer & tasty new menu items. offering Must present coupon to server when ordering. Reservations Recommended Reserve online at bluelionrestaurant.com 18% gratuity may be added to your bill prior to discount. Authentic Mexican dishes made from scratch new summer menu Hot chips made fresh all day long Ten homemade salsas and sauces West Bank Center on Teton Village Rd New Style Sashimi & Traditional Sushi Dinner nightly 6:00pm 307.734.SUDA (7832) Our margaritas will make you happy, but our service will make you smile! $7 lunch Happy Hour 4-6pm Open daily 11:30am - Midnight 265 S. Millward 307-739-2337 www.snakeriverbrewing.com the Home of RG” IG MA re “BIG Pof pleasu VOTED “Best Salsa” in BEST OF JACKSON HOLE 2010 32oz North of the Town Square in Downtown Jackson (307) 733-2966 LARGE SELECTION OF MEXICAN BEERS LUNCHEON COMBINATION Monday-Friday 11am-3pm NIGHTLY DINNER SPECIALS HOME OF THE ORIGINAL JUMBO MARGARITA 385 W. 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Tyler Alford If you were wondering about that constant ta-tat-tat-boom drum roll and the bree-wee-ne-ne-nee squeal floating across the valley Friday and Saturday, it was a call to arms: Come down from the highlands and battle the tyranny of Longshanks and his British army! Actually, it was the 10th annual Scottish Festival, a summer highlight for ‘Skinny Malinky Longlegs’ (yours truly) for the past three years. I called my good friend Saturday morning to remind him of the games, and we rode our bicycles over to the fairgrounds to catch some of the rich heritage, sights and sounds of the festival. While the Town Square buzzed with tourists and local bands, and while Miller Park clogged itself with art-seekers, a small faction of bagpipers, drum liners and Highland games enthusiasts gathered to compete, celebrate, eat and drink. We arrived just in time to see all of the competing clans gathering together to march across the vast field playing in a massive and raucous celebration of the games, in general. Well more than 150 bagpipers and drum players played under the direction of a lead drum major to officially declare the Highland games open. Once the unit broke, the log-tossing games and kilt-weaving resumed as my friend and I found our way to the food tent. Snake River Brewing was serving Scottish brown ale and Scottish stout, and a catering group from Salt Lake City was serving traditional Scottish fare. At first, we were disappointed to see that the meat-pie tent was not back, but were thrilled when we learned the group was serving Scottish eggs, fish and chips and of course, haggis. If you haven’t ever heard of haggis, it is traditionally sheep’s pluck (google it) that is simmered in the animal’s stomach for at least three hours. It requires a great deal of stock, spices, vegetables and salt to achieve a flavor that is tolerable to the average palate. I’d had haggis before, during what was arguably a bad experience, but I decided that in order to honor the genuine nature of these Highland games I would have to try the dish again. I also picked up a palate-cleansing pour of Balvenie 12-year Doublewood scotch. The haggis was what I remembered: chopped and stewed and served over mashed potatoes. The fullmouth flavors of sheep innards left an iron aftertaste in my mouth. I finished the plate, chasing each bite with a sip of scotch, promising to reward myself with one of the two enormous scotch eggs I had also ordered. The eggs, cooked perfectly golden brown and delicious were ‘pure dead brilliant.’ The large hard-boiled egg was still moist and flavorful at the center, and the sausage and batter that was fried around the exterior was flavorful and rich. My friend and I agreed that these were the best Scotch eggs that either of us had ever had. We sat there quoting Braveheart and chatting with a mother and son who had come from Salt Lake City to compete in the bagpiping competitions. We picked the young teenager’s brain about reeds, breathing and whether or not the pipes were a ‘babe-magnet.’ Full and satisfied, we left the tent and the games feeling renewed in our Scottish heritage and appreciation of the old-world culture. Next year, when you hear the sounds of the pipes and drums, let it draw you in and feed you: the Wyoming Highlanders Scottish Festival is calling. Bree-wee-ne-ne-neee... 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I’ll tell you why, Aries: because it’s the Karmic Correction phase of your long-term cycle — a time when you can atone for past mistakes, pay off old debts, and make up for less-than-conscientious moves you got away with once upon a time. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “What is the source of our first suffering?” wrote philosopher Gaston Bachelard. “It lies in the fact that we hesitated to speak. It was born in the moment when we accumulated silent things within us.” Luckily for you, Taurus, the cosmic rhythms are aligned in such a way as to free you from at least some of that old suffering in the coming weeks. I expect that you will have more power than usual to say what you’ve never been able to say and express a part of you that has been buried too long. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): More than 2,000 people have climbed to the top of Mt. Everest, and 12 men have walked on the moon. But only two humans have ever ventured to the lowest spot on our planet. In 1960, Jacques Piccard and Donald Walsh rode in a bathyscaphe all the way down to the Mariana Trench, which is almost seven miles beneath the surface of the Pacific Ocean. Your assignment in the coming weeks, Gemini, is to move in their direction, metaphorically speaking. In my astrological opinion, ascending and soaring shouldn’t be on your agenda. It’s time to dive into the mysterious depths. CANCER (June 21-July 22): I propose that we do to Mercury what astronomers did to Pluto in 2006: demote it. After all, it’s smaller than both Saturn’s moon Titan and Jupiter’s moon Ganymede. Who wants to bestow the majestic title of “planet” on such a piddling peewee? In fact, let’s make the ROB BREZSNEY’S FREEWILL ASTROLOGY WEEK OF AUGUST 25, 2010 change now, just in time for Mercury’s retrograde phase, which began recently. That way we won’t have to get all riled up about the supposedly disruptive effects this aspect portends. How could a barren runt like Mercury stir up any kind of meaningful ruckus? I hereby declare you free and clear of the whole Mercury retrograde superstition. Please proceed on the assumption that the period between now and September 12 will be an excellent time to deepen and refine your communication with anyone you care about. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A Chinese company reached out to me by email today. “Dear Sir,” the message began, “As the leading professional conveyor belt manufacturers in Shanghai, we present to you our very best sincere regards, desiring to find out if there is a chance for us to be your top-rate conveyor belt supplier.” I wrote back, thanking them for their friendly inquiry. I said that personally I didn’t have any need of conveyor belts right now, but I told them I would check with my Leo readers to see if they might. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you see, you’re entering a time when it makes sense to expand and refine your approach to work. It’ll be a good time, for example, to get more efficient and step up production. So how about it? Do you need any conveyor belts? VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Our sun doesn’t really have a name. The word “sun” is a generic term that can refer to any of trillions of stars. So I’d like to propose that you come up with a name for it. It could be a nickname or a title, like “Big Singer” or “Aurora Rex” or “Joy Shouter” or “Renaldo.” I hope this exercise will get you in the mood to find names for a whole host of other under-identified things in your life, like the mysterious feelings that are swirling around inside you right now, and your longings for experiences that don’t exist yet, and your dreams about the elusive blessings you want so bad. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The odometer will turn over soon, metaphorically speaking. The big supply of the stuff you stocked up on a while back is about to run out. The lessons you began studying a year ago have been completed, at least for now, and you’re not yet ready for the next round of teachings. These are just some of the indicators that suggest you should set aside time for reflection and evaluation. The world may come pounding at your door, demanding that you make a dramatic declaration or take decisive action, but in my opinion you should stall. You need to steep in this pregnant pause. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Most discussions on TV news shows involve so-called experts shouting simplistic opinions at each other. They may provide some meager entertainment value, but are rarely enlightening. In contrast to these paltry spectacles were the salons at Paris’s Cafe Guerbois in 1869. A group of hard-working artists and writers gathered there to inspire each other. The painter Claude Monet wrote that their discussions “sharpened one’s wits, encouraged frank and impartial inquiry, and provided enthusiasm that kept us going for weeks . . . One always came away feeling more involved, more determined, and thinking more clearly and distinctly.” That’s the kind of dynamic interaction you should seek out in abundance, Scorpio. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In the movies I’ve seen that depict battle scenes from hundreds of years ago, every army has numerous soldiers whose job it is to carry festive flags and pennants. If this is an accurate depiction of history, what does it mean? That powerful symbols were crucial to inspiring the troops’ heroic efforts? That touches of color and beauty lifted their morale? That they were more inclined to do their best if inspired to imagine they were participating in an epic story? Whether or not my theories apply to what actually happened back then, they apply to you now. As you go forth to fight for what you believe in, bring your equivalent of an evocative emblem. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Using a radio telescope, astronomers at Germany’s Max Planck Institute for Radio Astronomy have been scanning the center of the galaxy. They’re looking for evidence of amino acids that could be the building blocks of life. So far their hunt has been inconclusive. In my opinion, though, they’ve stumbled upon an even more appealing discovery: The huge dust cloud at the heart of the Milky Way, they say, tastes like raspberries and smells like rum. That’s the kind of switcheroo I predict for you in the upcoming weeks, Capricorn. You may not locate the smoking gun you’re hoping to find, but in the process of searching I bet you’ll hook up with something even better. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Each one of us is a blend of life and death. In the most literal sense, our bodies always contain old cells that are dying and new cells that are emerging as replacements. From a more metaphorical perspective, our familiar ways of seeing and thinking and feeling are constantly atrophying, even as fresh modes emerge. Both losing and winning are woven into every day; sinking down and rising up; shrinking and expanding. In any given phase of our lives, one or the other polarity is usually more pronounced. But for you in the foreseeable future, Aquarius, they will be evenly balanced. Welcome to the Season of Rot and Regeneration. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Allure magazine sought out Luca Turin and Tania Sanchez, the women who wrote the book Perfumes: The A to Z Guide. “What are the sexiest-smelling perfumes of all time?” they asked. Turin and Sanchez said Chinatown was at the top of their list. Their explanation: “If wearing Opium is like walking around with a bullhorn shouting, ‘Come and get it!’, Chinatown is like discreetly whispering the same thing.” The Chinatown approach is what I recommend for you in the coming weeks, Pisces. 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Broadway • (307) 733-5162 “El Week” by Doug Peterson • Sunday, August 29, 2010 LOS ANGELES TIMES SUNDAY CROSSWORD PUZZLE Across Village 1 Kids’ game for car 20 Gun, to a hood trips 21 Truck 5 River through 22 Actress Gershon British Columbia 23 Automatic whip11 Michael of “Juno” per? 15 Hebrew prophet 25 Gas brand in 19 Big Apple neigh- Canada borhood near Greenwich 26 Shangri-la 22 August 25 - 31, 2010 CLASSIFIEDS 48 Showy lily 49 Words before a kiss 50 Opposite of bien 51 Level just below the majors 54 Political surprise 56 Subway barrier 58 It’s a gas 60 Home bodies? 61 Euro predecessor 63 No-goodniks 65 Business mag 66 Go after 67 Some food fighters? 72 Sixth Greek letter 75 Louis XIV, par exemple 76 Golf clinic subject 77 Shrubs with small, reddish fruit 81 Dietary need 82 A8 automaker 84 Amherst sch. 87 Tiny South Pacific nation 88 Jenna’s “The Office” role 27 Iconic WWII riveter 37 __ Cup: chocolate 89 TiVo precursor 90 Polynesian paste 28 “Rock and Roll, candy Hoochie __”: 1974 hit 38 Language of India 92 Final Four letters 94 News squib 29 Early-week occa40 Yard neatener sion for wearing sensible 42 Sources of wisdom 95 Line in an admifootwear? 43 Country with the ral’s pep talk? 100 Increases sharply 32 Slithery Egyptian tastiest cuisine? 101 Viz. relative 33 Tack on 47 Where the source 102 NFL Network 36 Colorado natives of the Amazon is l JH Weekly l www.JHweekly.com updated daily sportscaster Rich 103 Fowl quarters 104 Grandmotherly nickname 105 Room for brooms 108 Photo __ 111 Where legendary firefighters are honored? 114 1040EZ issuer 115 Set one’s sights on 117 Maker of Karlstad living room furniture 118 Lena of Tinseltown 119 Quartet of couch potatoes? 122 Motocross surface 123 City with many pits 124 Set the dial to 125 Toni Morrison novel 126 “Only Time” singer 127 Units of work 128 __ Fables 129 Anthem opener 9 Long, long time 60 1898 sinker Aires Province 10 Yachting hazard 62 Stars in the sky? 97 Ringing up, old11 Was unfaithful to 64 Like some chances style 12 Ohio’s time zone 68 Squash venue 98 Consumer protec13 Autumn colors 69 Poke fun at tion agcy. 14 Jesus of ’60s-’70s 70 “It’s dandy for 99 Pub sign abbr. baseball your teeth” toothpaste 100 Absorb deeply 15 In olden days 71 Be on the ticket 103 Wag a finger at 104 Panther, Jaguar, or 16 Hussein in the 72 USPS acronym Lion, briefly White House? 73 Time in history 106 Debt securities 17 “Paper Moon” co- 74 Shenanigans 107 Monteverdi title stars 78 Self-directed character 18 2009 Panasonic 79 Rowers 109 Longtime “Idol” acquisition 80 Adder’s target name 24 Had in mind 83 Portable music 110 Dogcatcher’s 30 Competed on a players sled 85 Course with a fair: pickup 112 Duck call? 31 Send with a click Abbr. 113 Blues legend 34 Some 31-Down at- 86 Register printout James tachments 89 Left-hand page 35 __ volente: God 91 Graveyard shift hr. 116 In that case 120 Coloration willing 93 Lille lady friend 121 Ques. response 39 Confident words 96 Capital of Buenos 41 Trail mix tidbits 42 Golf clinic subjects 43 Apportion Down 44 Maxwell Smart’s 1 Red leader? occ. 2 Individual efforts 45 Mel Blanc’s meal 3 Matchmaker’s sup- ticket ply 46 Together with 4 Teammate of 47 Small seal Mickey and Whitey 52 Goon 5 Monastic title 53 Say “What?” 6 Heaps at a quarry 55 Ultimate 7 “... who lived in 57 “Metropolis” direc__” tor Fritz 8 Descendant 59 Augsburg article www.JHweekly.com updated daily l JH Weekly l August 25 - 31, 2010 23 Art Hazen Real Estate LLC “We are Wyoming” Locally Owned Go to www.realestatescoreboard.com to sign up & receive the Real Estate Scoreboard© by e-mail. REAL ESTATE SCOREBOARD© JACKSON HOLE WEEK OF 8.15.10 TO 8.21.10 SF521 Driggs, ID Perfect for the first time homebuyer! Come check out this short sale before it is gone. Close to Driggs and on the way to Targhee, this is a great property for a great price. $130,000 Contact: Zach Smith SF527 Driggs, ID This home offers tasteful finishes with a concentration on design and craftsmanship. Alder cabinets, stainless steel appliances, pantry, granite, stone double sided fireplace, spa tub and steam room in master, 10 ft coffered ceilings with crown molding, arched doorways, and much more. Fully landscaped. Quiet setting off Ski Hill Road. $468,000 Contact: Tish Davies SF533 Wilson, WY This 3 bedroom 2 bath home located on .34 acres in Wilson on Fish Creek Road has a lot to offer. It has views of the mountain range from the living room with a woodstove to warm you. The separate log cabin with an additional 1 bedroom and loft has a great patio to enjoy. Mature trees and landscaping and a two-car garage for your toys. $899,000 Contact: Penny Gaitan Total # of sales Week’s top sale 8 $7,800,000 *List Price Properties Currently Pending Properties Pending Last Week Residential Building Site Multi-Family Farm & Ranch Commercial 44 48 Total # of Sales Average Sold Price 6 1 0 1 0 $1,141,333 $3,750,000 $0 $7,800,000 $0 Last 12 Months (8.21.09-8.20.2010) SF535 Jackson, WY This delightful East Jackson home with four bedrooms, an office workshop, and a large family room with wet bar, is located just steps from the Elk Refuge. Special highlights include corian countertops, 2 fireplaces, and hardwood floors. 2 decks, an outdoor hot tub, lovely mature landscaping, a fenced backyard and a spacious 2 car insulated garage complete the property. Reduced to $825,000. Contact: Jennifer Reichert SF540 Jackson, WY Jackson Hole Golf and Tennis! Completely remodeled home which brings the outdoors in with stunning design and comfort. Features include Grand Teton views, cascading creek, beautifully landscaped lot, substantial master suite, decorated bedrooms, designer baths, office/studio, fireplaces, music room, den and a kitchen designed for entertaining. Call Timothy Mayo for appointment. $1,995,000.00 Number of Sales Days on Market List Price Volume Sold Median List Price Sold Average List Price Sold 268 254 $374,382,130 $795,000 $1,396,948 12 Months - Year Ago (8.21.08-8.20.09) Number of Sales Days on Market List Price Volume Sold Median List Price Sold Average List Price Sold 178 176 $350,310,475 $1,100,000 $1,968,036 Current Inventory TC195 Freedom, WY Affordable living at it's best! Condo includes 3 bedrooms, 1.5 bath, open kitchen area, garbage pick-up, driveway maintenance & ease of commute. $119,000 Contact: Dena Luthi LL323-LL335 Star Valley, WY THE ASPENS @ Clark Lane is nestled between the Bridger-Teton & Caribou National Forests. Located 50 minutes from Jackson Hole sits the finest custom home development in Star Valley. This small secluded subdivision is one of the nicest places to build a home. CC&R's are simple and designed to protect your investment without being overly restrictive. Lot Prices from $366,000 to $160,000. Twenty Five Percent (25%) reduction for one lot at the Aspens @ Clark Lane for the first come, first served buyer to purchase the lot of their choice and close on it no later than December 31, 2010. Come and look at the 15 lots available and buy the one that suits you best. Contact: Lawnie Rasmussen GROUSE CREEK RANCH Bordering forest on two sides this Amazing subdivision offers fishing, hiking, snowmobiling, horseback riding, and frequent wildlife sittings. The views are striking, with an amazing view of Tin Cup and Caribou Mountains. Lots are priced from $189,000 to $429,000 with acreages ranging from 5–22 acres. Contact: Dena Luthi or Will Garson. SALES ASSOCIATE WANTED: Art Hazen Real Estate LLC is accepting applications for Real Estate Sales Associates. Applicants must be bright, eager, good students and have a strong sense of humor. Real Estate License needed. Call Timothy C. Mayo at 307-733-4339. Active Listings 967 Listing Inventory Dollars $2,234,281,539 Average List Price $2,310,528 Average Days on Market 290 *In the event the week’s Top Sale is erroneously reported it’s listed price is used. **Some information for the Real Estate Scoreboard© is derived from the Teton MLS System and information submitted by Teton MLS Members; information is deemed to be accurate but not guaranteed. 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