RSVP Potentially Risque Everyday Designs

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Birthday - Humor
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Birthday - Humor
Artwork © Mr. Smith
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Birthday - Humor / PG13
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O: YOU CAN’T GROW OLD GRACEFULLY
I: YOU GOT SHIT TO DO.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
O: Sending you a real, honest to goodnes,
paper birthday card.
I: Because I give a shit.
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Birthday - Political Humor
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O: There comes an age in everyone’s life
when you have to stand up tall,
look yourself straight in the mirror and say...
I: WTF?
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Birthday - Humor
Concept & Text © Across The Line
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Birthday - Humor
Concept & Text © Across the Line
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O: Gossiping about friends is healthy, right?
I: It’s like therapy for bitches.
Happy Birthday to the coolest bitch I know.
foil
I: F**K Birthdays
O: Getting older doesn’t have to mean the
metabolism slows down and the pounds keep adding
on. How about getting on Jenny Craig?
I: That’s right, smother the bitch for both
of us! Let’s go get some chocolate.
Happy Birthday
O: Mr. Flenderson, your test results are back.
My testicles are black?
That can’t be good.
I: Don’t be testy, it’s only a birthday.
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Birthday - Humor / R
O: The Official White House
Birthday Card
I: For Republicans
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Birthday - Humor
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Birthday - Humor
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Birthday - Humor
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Birthday - Humor
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Concept & Text © Richard Chodkowski
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O: Happy Birthday
you skinny Bitch.
I: And I mean that in the
nicest possible way.
O: Your chest pains could be caused by angina!
That’s crazy...
I: ...I haven’t seen a vagina in years!
Let me say this loud and clear: Happy Birthday!
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Birthday - Humor
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Another birthday and you're still looking good!
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O: A BIRTHDAY RIDDLE
1) Anniversary
2) Clitoris
3) Toilet
What do these have in common?
I: Most men miss all three.
Happy Birthday, girlfriend.
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Birthday - For Her
Cartoon © Andy Singer/www.andysinger.com
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Birthday - Humor
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Birthday - Humor
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O: This Birthday...
I: ...hope you can get your putter
out for a few swings.
Happy Birthday
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O: I’m dropping it!
I: Happy Birthday!
O: Don’t let another birthday get you down...
I: ...at least you have a nice ass.
Happy Birthday
O: Join the grassroots effort to legalize pot.
I: Then no one will care about
any of the other issues facing the
country. Happy Birthday, indeed!
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O: Ohmygosh!
So that’s doggie style!
I: Looks like you’re about to get
screwed by another birthday.
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O: I got you exactly what you needed for your
birthday this year, lots of AA batteries.
I: Now you can stop taking
them out of the remotes.
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Birthday - For Her / R
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O: Your Birthday Quiz:
What’s the sexiest part of a manhis brain, or his penis?
I: Trick question. They’re both the same.
Happy Birthday, Girlfriend!
metallic ink
O: I have a fear of castration, my mother’s a bitch,
and I feel guilty for lying on this couch!
I: Don’t psych yourself out,
it’s just another birthday.
O: Make a wish Honey!
Hmm... What the... Poof!
Guess I should have been
more specific.
I: Have fun on your birthday
but don’t get too cocky!
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O: Please don’t celebrate your birthday
by hooking up with strange men in seedy bars.
I: I don’t need the competition, Bitch.
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O: Another birthday and you’re still
looking good!
I: Bitch!
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Birthday - Humor
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Get Well
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Birthday - Humor
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O: You are one high-maintenance bitch.
I: But also one super fabulous friend!
Happy Birthday
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Birthday - Humor
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O: I expect you to act like
a perfect lady on your birthday!
I: But just in case, grab a handful
of condoms from my purse.
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Love / PG13
10/17/14 12:30 PM
I: Wet t-shirts aren’t just for girls anymore.
Enjoy your birthday!
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I: This birthday, enjoy yourself!
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O: I wish there was a patch I could wear
that would release steady amounts
of you into my system.
I: I’d stick it in my underpants.
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Get Well - Hospital / R
O: Heard you were in the hospital.
I: Get the f--- out!
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Get Well / R
O: Please get better
I: I can’t complain
about my petty shit
to a sick person.
GC-T2825
Thank You / PG13
O: How can I express how grateful I am?
I: You brought a rainbow into my shit storm.
Thanks.

RSVP Potentially Risque Everyday Designs

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