Flying fuck`s Twournal

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Flying fuck`s Twournal

Flying fuck's Twournal
Oct 2010 - Nov 2011
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@theREALffuck
http://therealffuck.livejournal.com/
Hello. I am ffuck. Go to hell¶ Look
how many animes I've watched http://
myanimelist.net/animelist/ffuck I'm so awesome
Copyright © Flying fuck 2011
go to hell
theREALffuck's Twournal
2010
Sat Oct 30
01:15am @ArthWaltz lucky, my after party sucks, It's me walking home
alone. If all my acquaintances died it'd be pretty cool. I'd finally be alone.
01:22am @ArthWaltz you are not acquaintances, you are my friends. I
was talking about irl people.
01:25am @ArthWaltz although its probably only because I never get to
see you guys irl that I have been able to keep this 'friendship' for so long.
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01:28am This is my TODO. Do you have one? No? What an idiot.
11:03am @abinashbishoyi yes to removing search field, no to
less buttons and Chrome looks. Opera looks are already great.
#opera11feature
11:07am New plans: instead of going to Germany on Christmas, I'll take
that money and pay for artistic drawing classes #moneywellspent
12:46pm @ArthWaltz I like it better when RSS feeds include
thumbnails.
12:58pm @Airskadt and you are...?
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02:39pm MANGO AND COMPUTERS FUCK YEAH best course
ever auto join #ohlol
07:18pm @Airskadt what do I mean by what? I don't see a reply link in
your tweet, I don't know which one of all my great tweets you're talking
about
09:40pm @ArthWaltz of course I was just kidding, that course looks like
shit. I was.thinking about one of those courses with real models and shit.
10:01pm I think Daria is a pretty cool guy #Daria06
11:40pm So far I have nothing but words of praise for windows7.
Sun Oct 31
10:44am @arthwaltz @allsave do you really think It's necessary to give
people the option to edit their comments? inb4 entire auth system just
'cause
10:53am @ArthWaltz how about a 'preview' button that changes to
'send' after clicking it once? Or two buttons, preview and send, last one
disabled
10:53am @ArthWaltz disabled until you hit 'preview'
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03:05pm YO CHICKEN, READY TO GET EATEN? #lunch
04:24pm @theREALharruhy welcome to getting old
05:13pm @theREALharruhy BUT I DO take a look everything is going
just according to keikaku
07:20pm @bananapopcorn I DONT WHAT
07:32pm @ArthWaltz I SURE DID!
07:36pm @ArthWaltz your cock
07:38pm @ArthWaltz no kidding, uh
07:43pm Damn, almost made it an entire day without Opera crashing on
my face.
07:47pm @ArthWaltz yep, but even with the "stable" version 10, it
crashes a lot. I keep blaming it on my father's computer (running Vista)
but…
07:49pm @ArthWaltz comment moderation = bad idea. People want to
see their opinion posted immediately or else they lose interest.
07:51pm @ArthWaltz you're kouhei on IRC, right?
07:53pm @ArthWaltz owned. I can go home now :)
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09:05pm She knows she's a winner / she couldn't be thinner / now she
goes to the bathroom / and vomits up dinner #Daria2-1
Mon Nov 01
03:01am @ArthWaltz 'accidentally' delete entire javascript file, re-write
it
03:37am Watching Amagami 17 #roneryRage also why no new OP
#iamdisappoint
04:37am @ArthWaltz to make them good for mobile devices?
04:39am This is my third week without reading anything. I feel less smart
than before.
11:55am 'The latest film brings the Saw franchise to an end' FINALLY
NO MORE SHITTY SAW MOVIES.
01:24pm This is stupid, why am I watching it? #MM2
01:39pm Dropped #MM
02:01pm Teacher: "but don't worry, all it'll take is some commitment,
dedication and hard work" Quinn: "Oh, no!" #Daria2_3
02:21pm @rabbitwho but "buscar" is the name of the text file, it wouldn't
make sense to CD a file.
02:47pm @rabbitwho it was a long shell script but it wasn't working, I
changed it to just one 'echo' line but still nothing.
02:52pm @rabbitwho turns out it was a problem with Unix reading
DOS end-of-line characters as "^M" effectively making '/bin/bash^M" a
wrong address
03:30pm Fucking magnets
04:36pm @allsave No you shouldn't
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04:53pm @allsave that's what you get for making friends. Tell him he's a
weeaboo and that you got no business with the likes of him.
05:53pm "We're here to see my family. Not to have fun."
07:18pm Having lunch and watching Eve no Jikan. Damn I wish I had an
android.
08:56pm Shit, I forgot today was All Saints' day. It was my chance to go
visit the cemetery without looking all creepy and emo.
09:13pm >aged 12 years Hello, gorgeous ;)
09:46pm @rabbitwho are you questioning Google?
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10:05pm I love writing the things I have to do on my chalk board. I never
get them done, but the board is cool
Tue Nov 02
12:26am Drawing is frustrating, mainly because my drawings suck
#FUCKTHIS
12:34am First suggestion when typing "drawing": frazgmg. What the fuck
is that and why is it in the word list?
12:37am Some words added by my to the phone's dictionary: FUCK,
Fuck, fuck, fucked, fucking, Fucking, fuckmylife. Kinda makes me think.
12:45am "If I ever get good at drawing, I promise I'll..." You guys finish
the sentence. I can make promises, because I'll never get good at it.
12:59am It really is hard to start reading again after such a long time.I
should probably try children books before diving into
01:08am This whiskey sucks, but if I don't drink it, I'll feel bad for those
poor children in Africa who can only dream about dying from cyrrosis.
01:09am @bananapopcorn yeah well, my whole life is actually an Eva
reference.
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01:19am Eating. Not really hungry, but I don't wanna go to bed and
there's nothing else to do.
01:21am Oh well, since I am wasting my time already, I'll just watch
#MM03 and #MM04
01:24am I'm just at the OP but I'm already regretting this.#MM03
01:51am @bananapopcorn but its J.C.Staff, the only good thing they
ever made was Aoi Hana.
02:00am @bananapopcorn I would never dare to joke on the same tweet
I mention the greatest Yuri show of all times.
02:06am For the record, I include Shoujo kakumei Utena on the list of
"Series from J.C that suck because they're not Aoi Hana"
02:14am @bananapopcorn Ha ha Utena ha ha good show ha ha
02:22am Thanks for bearing with me for 666 tweets. Here, have this
picture of me as a reward
02:25am @bananapopcorn Milky Holmes? You gotta be kidding nigger
02:28am @bananapopcorn I find it hard to believe the gentleman in that
picture is the harruhy we all know.
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02:41am >@bananapopcorn: they put a lot of effort into making it so
retarded< that's a good1
02:45am Time to go to bed and give my brain a break
from...uh...thinking thoughts?
09:43am A million monkeys, a million typewriters #nanowrimo
09:49am @meaganbickell dinosaurs from outer space. Wearing suits.
10:56am Hey #nanowrimo people, how about reading 50000 words
instead?
12:08pm @ArthWaltz well I was thinking about reading 50000 pages but
that's definitely too much.
02:21pm @ArthWaltz $> dos2unix stomach
02:41pm @allsave Both sides make sense and WHAT SHOULD I
VOTE? :< #amendment4
02:47pm @ArthWaltz $> rm -R /usr/arth/chewed
02:53pm Reposting the "Should I get a home loan" chart
03:12pm @allsave and less touching your penis
03:13pm @ArthWaltz $> configure make install Windows7
03:32pm @allsave O'donell is a RWILV: Republican Witch I'd Like to
Vote.
04:33pm I should really stop drinking coffee. Makes me too hyperactive.
04:42pm I don't usually eat meat but no chicken wing has ever called me
a sissie and gotten away with it #lunch
06:14pm Totally beat the crap outta those faggots at the C++ exam. I
RULE DATA STRUCTURES YOU HEAR ME?
06:20pm @ArthWaltz then what are y- OH GOD THAT'S GROSS
anyway get good soon bro. Sending you some good vibes. They'll arrive in
5 to 7 weeks.
06:40pm @theREALharruhy farting is so 2009
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11:16pm >opens a book >reads five lines >boring, closes it. >five
minutes later, thinks about what just happened (*A*) >MY FACE
11:19pm I am so mad at me for not being able to read anything that I'm
going to bed at 2300, which is like four or five hours earlier than usual
#ww
11:23pm @ArthWaltz yeah this sucks. I now understand how those ppl
w/ erectile dysfunction must feel. Wanting to do something but not being
able to.
11:24pm I HOPE I DIE DURING MY SLEEP #happythoughts
11:30pm @bananapopcorn man I'd love to, but I don't have interbutts
at home and I hate to browse YouTube or read long texts on my phone
#T_T
11:37pm @rabbitwho I am one of those queer characters who still enjoy
READING books. Or at least I used to. Chikuso! (TL.note chikuso
means damn)
11:42pm @rabbitwho you should learn how to pick locks. I'm sure there
are lockpicking sets for less than that.
11:49pm
ASPIDERSHOWEDUPONMYBEDITRIEDTOTAKEAPICTUREBUTITWAS
11:56pm @rabbitwho a letter box? But nobody writes letters
anymore, these days you get nothing but Chinese food and telepizza
advertisements.
11:59pm @rabbitwho and damn those Chinese people don't understand
a word of Spanish so it's not like you can order anything even if you
wanted to.
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Wed Nov 03
12:06am Why does all the water tastes like soap OH FUCK my father
was recycling the water from the dryer and I confused the bottles again.
12:10am @theREALharruhy yeah man this like the third time I drink
water from the dryer and just realize it tastes weird after one or two
glasses.
12:29am The shipment of happy pills didn't make it. I wish I could blame
someone, but it's nobody's fault #blamesociety
12:31am #depressingmusictofallasleep
12:37am FUCK ME TWICE I bought a big piece of paper at the
university to make an Ika Musume hat but I forgot it at the library.
WELL ISN'T TODAY FUN
12:48am @ArthWaltz I'll buy a new piece tomorrow and see if someone
wants to be taken a photograph of while wearing the hat.
01:34am Can't sleep. #Daria
01:41am Yum yum #icecream
02:10am well hello there spidey :)
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02:34am Daria: "I have to tell you something" Jake: "You joined the
cult?!" #tehfunny #Daria2_7
10:50am @rabbitwho >fantástica experiencia como una entrada al
parque de atracciones Well not for this girl, that's for sure
10:51am @ArthWaltz Don't be sad. Go to sleep.
11:05am @ArthWaltz BTW I am curious. Do you guys check the user
agent and serve smaller pictures for mobile devices or just send the
original?
11:19am BBC News - Iran 'preparing to execute' stoning woman what a
world we're living in
12:34pm My headphones broke. The parts I bought for my bike don't fit.
No time for breakfast. Good morning :<
02:16pm Why am I not surprised of seeing fox news listed as a political
party
03:20pm @ArthWaltz brb trying
03:35pm @ArthWaltz >:(
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03:42pm @ArthWaltz I'm calling the post office to cancel the shipping of
those good vibes. Fuck you.
03:44pm @ArthWaltz number was busy YOU GOT LUCKY
03:50pm Girl on front of me smells really nice. I'd tell her but she'd
probably douse me with pepper spray.
03:53pm «National Socialist Black Metal» Since when has music
adopted a political standpoint? I mean, it's just noise.
03:57pm @theREALffuck I mean all music is noise, I am not saying I
don't like Graveland. OH GOD I am digging my own grave.
04:14pm @ArthWaltz I can't think of anyone babby enough to have an
iPhone. femngi, perhaps.
09:17pm I'd wish for this day to end, but I know another one would
come right after. So I don't. #uguu~
11:48pm @ArthWaltz It's going to suck. Trust me, I know things.
Thu Nov 04
12:31am @allsave No, it was about you planning not to attend a test.
12:59am @rabbitwho don't you have to get up early in the morning
tomorrow and teach those rainbow-eating children you love so much?
01:07am @rabbitwho You have to mark them right so they can be happy
and stop giving you headaches.
01:15am @rabbitwho As an assignment, tell the kids to ask their parents
"why don't you spend more time with me?" and report on their answers.
01:17am @rabbitWho "Why did Mr. whiskers have to die?" "Why do
people commit suicide?" "Daddy why are you always drinking?" Id be a
terrible teacher
02:14am I ACCIDENTALLY THE DOWNLOAD
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02:58am @shinn87 Because it's so badly drawn?
02:59am @allsave disgusting. Don't ever post that again. Thank you.
03:03am I've used my mediocre English to communicate for the last
three years, so now I have p.much forgotten how to communicate in
Spanish. #great
03:04am @allsave too much COW for me to be aroused.
03:11am @allsave Look at dem titties!
03:17am @allsave those other tits are so massive they break out of 2D
03:21am Here's a deal: you make a whiskey that doesn't taste like
swallowing acid, and I'll drink all of it. Deal? Deal.
03:27am @rabbitwho I'm trying to act all adult and drink on-the-rocks
but damn, it's too hard. I'll stick to cacaolat for a couple more years.
03:38am @ArthWaltz hey man you already slept yesterday, and you want
to sleep again? Fucking lazy asians
03:40am @rabbitwho I think you missed the part where I mentioned
trying to look adult and cool
03:45am If I killed myself tonight I wouldn't have to do this stupid
homework. On the other hand...
03:49am Nop no other hand. Brb killing myself. That or finishing my
homework. It's either one or the other. Unless it's neither.
03:53am @rabbitwho but if I sleep, who's going to make my homework?
It's due tomorrow-I mean today at 8am.
03:59am @rabbitwho and after noticing they were missing, your first
reaction was to post a tweet about it. WELL YOU DESERVE TO GET
FIRED!
04:09am @rabbitwho how hard could it be to not get fired in Spain? All
employers are idiots. Just find their weakness and exploit it.
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04:14am @rabbitwho when they talk to you just say NO ENTIENDO
NADA and everything will be ok.
04:15am Stop looking at me that way, homework!!
04:50am With a little luck my class mate won't understand how the 8051
processor works so he won't realize this program is a piece of crap.
05:19am Ok, my homework is finished, why am I still awake? Oh right,
#Daria
05:26am @rabbitwho ok ok I am going to bed. Happy now?
11:52am >wakes up, checks clock >1146 >supposed to be at the
university at 0800 >fffuuu >my lab partner is going to skin me alive
#whatIget4sleeping
12:36pm Well, at least now I can have proper lunch at home
#alwayslookatthebrightsideoflife
01:24pm Watching "children of the corn" instead of going to #classes
02:41pm Took only some nice words to make those children of the
corn to put down their fate. What a bunch of weak minded pussies
#childrenofthecorn
02:44pm But then again it took only a bunch of nice words to
make them believe into that crap, so it all makes sense #religions
#childrenofthecorn
02:48pm >kill kill kill people for many years >wild outlander appear!
>killing is bad, this religion is all wrong >oh ok let's stop killing people
03:04pm @allsave @theREALharruhy hey how about instead of
tweeting about the excruciating minutiae of our lives we post something
interesting?
03:16pm @allsave @theREALharruhy COME ON GUYS WE CAN
DO BETTER ah nvm to hell with that, I'm having lunch. How about
you?
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03:42pm Ok if I'm going to ditch classes I need to come up with a
good excuse so I don't feel guilty. I guess I'll spend the whole afternoon
reading
03:53pm @allsave Rice. Chicken legs. Salad.
03:57pm Ok I have a schedule. Now I just have to keep up to it.
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04:36pm Done shopping #nowletsgetdowntobusiness
05:23pm <by passion is the world bound. By passion it may be
released>
05:28pm I miss my alt+0171, alt+0187, alt+0151, alt+0133...
#cellphonekeyboardsucks
06:06pm Finished reading the Grimoire of khaos magick. Fortunately it's
only ~30 pages, if it were longer I'd feel bad for reading it, 'cuz it sucks
07:16pm @allsave gays in Canada come in bags
#oldjokesthatwereneverfunny
07:20pm My suggestions for Opera Mobile for Android @opera
07:54pm Uh? What is this place? where am I?
#TweetYour16YearOldSelf
09:05pm There's a lot going on in Haiti. Nothing of which concerns me.
#apatheticbastard
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10:14pm Those theories about the world being a giant cosmic
holographic virtual reality make more sense when I am drunk
#whycoulditbe
10:32pm @rabbitwho Again, please: "Pride and prejudice" or "Crime
and punishment"?
11:50pm A liter of Pepsi and half a bottle of whiskey later, I am
convinced that the universe is a huge freaking virtual reality.
Fri Nov 05
12:40am I wrote some shit about The Matrix. Yeah I know, that movie is
like old and stuff. Anyway. Read the damn thing
11:16am @ArthWaltz that's her job
02:33pm "I'm sure he'll come back eventually. He always does. You
should have named him herpes." #twoandahalfmen
02:40pm @allsave be a man and talk to her #lookwhostalking
02:45pm @ArthWaltz get a notepad and write things down.
02:55pm @allsave just tap her shoulder, ask "are you listening to J-pop?"
Whatever she says, reply with "oh, I see" and don't say anything else...
02:58pm @allsave with a little luck she'd get curious about what kind of
music you like, and next time she'd be the one starting the conversation
03:02pm @allsave Or better, whatever music she's listening to, ask what
their three favorite albums are, research on the genre, you have a topic.
04:01pm Ginormica looks pretty hot in that blue outfit
#monstersvsaliens
04:11pm My alarm rang when I was using the phone so I didn't
get the message to stop it, meaning I had to turn the phone off
#yeahsmartphones
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04:20pm @ArthWaltz almost one hundred percent sure
04:21pm Oh shit's 4:20
05:13pm Riding my my bike is a healthy exercise. However it doesn't has
brakes so I'm probably going to die one of these days #ohtheirony
09:57pm I'M SO HAPPY but some things that I wished happened
probably won't so that kinda makes me sad but then again nothing ever
happens so I'm ok.
Sat Nov 06
12:03am Ate too much, drank too much. I had brushed my teeth but
then I threw up, do I have to brush them again? #questions
01:08am Received an email. It was from my mom. It was spam.
#livingtheRADlife
01:36am <<If thou wouldst draw a veil for me / o'er lengthening scars of
age and grief.>>
01:42am Mirror,mirror on the wall/shouldst not grave pleasures be my
all?/For if I shall see thy Will be done/Grant me the witchcraft of thy
tongue
10:34am @ArthWaltz it is yesterday's tomorrow. Isn't that good enough?
12:04pm @ArthWaltz THEN WHERE WAS I THE DAY BEFORE
TODAY?
12:29pm @ArthWaltz BUT WHEN?
01:43pm @ArthWaltz Dragonaut
03:26pm @ArthWaltz don't, man. Dragonaut sucks.
04:07pm @ArthWaltz you're a bad person.
04:11pm Watching "South Pacific" tv series made by the BBC. This is the
most beautiful documentary I've ever seen.
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04:16pm Coral reefs #southpacific #BBC
05:02pm @ArthWaltz go to bed already
Sun Nov 07
05:32am @ArthWaltz I came back from outside and my father had food
prepared for me. Does your father cooks you delicious dishes? No?
#notaREALbro
05:46am @ArthWaltz maid-made food lacks that touch that only a
parent caring about his offspring can imprint into a meal. I THINK IT'S
CALLED LOVE
05:56am @ArthWaltz you should. Love is an important part of an
equilibrated diet.
11:53am @ArthWaltz play some internet
11:59am @ArthWaltz you mean nothing is happening && you might
leave?
12:20pm @ArthWaltz how about making it so that RSS doesn't fail?
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02:18pm Finished watching "Salo or the 120 days of sodom"
#Disappointed.
03:16pm @rabbitwho Ask yourself this question: Do I want to learn
Chinese/German, or do I want to be alive?
03:57pm @rabbitwho Yes you did. I present proof:
04:19pm @rabbitwho OK FINE, WHATEVER Go learn perl or bash or
any of those useless languages you Linux people use
04:32pm @ArthWaltz AND QUANTUM MECHANICS
04:49pm @ArthWaltz Easy: Analytical Geometry Average: Probability
and Statistics Hard: Integral Calculus
04:58pm If you ever find yourself having trouble understanding Bipolar
Junction Transistors:
06:52pm U.S. Forces torture Canadian kid in Guantanamo, made him
read all four volumes of Twilight
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08:04pm @theREALharruhy BREAK THE WALLS
08:44pm Great, it's raining outside, library just closed, and my father is
working. THE RAIN IN SPAIN IS GONNA FALL MAINLY ON ME
09:16pm Made it home, all soaked. Hot soup, a blanket and catching up
on Amagami.
09:27pm KIMI WA KIMI NO MAMA DE I don't really like this
opening #amagami18
09:58pm I don't like the ending either #Ihatin #Amagami18
10:05pm What's with this Ayase girl anyway? YOU GOT THE COMICS
ALL WET #orenoimouto05
10:13pm Getting pretty good in here, with drama and serious business
#orenoimouto05
10:19pm My father can't be this tsundere
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10:26pm SING IT SISTER
11:45pm @ArthWaltz nah, geometry is the easiest. Read some books
and you'll see.
Mon Nov 08
12:07am @ArthWaltz I guess they're both pretty easy.
12:11am As of 2010 I stand convinced our universe is completely
deterministic, however itd take a computer as big as the universe to know
the future
12:15am <...as big as the universe> And that only if we suppose it takes
one atom-sized calculation to know the state of another atom.
12:48am @rabbitwho say what when
12:57am @rabbitwho "Por qué"=Why (no sé por qué lo hago)
"Porque"=because (lo hago porque necesito dinero)
01:23am @ArthWaltz No paper no class
01:32am Not only I refuse to watch this one chapter of Daria which is a
musical, I also hope someone lost his life for making it #somad
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10:57am @ArthWaltz theology and programming. Yeah that makes
sense, they complement each other fairly well.
11:12am @ArthWaltz what happened to ROW ROW FIGHT DA
POWAH
01:06pm My father is yelling at me because my room is a huge mess.
HEY DAD I NEED MY OWN SPACE to like, you know, be a slob.
#familymatters
01:29pm ffffffff can't wait to see #orenoimouto06
03:01pm @allsave TELL HER ABOUT YOUR GOOD GENES
bitches be all over guys pertaining to a good gene pool.
03:04pm I hate having responsibilities #fuck
03:14pm @theREALharruhy just the usual; making lunch, taking a
shower, leaving home for college, just trying hard.
03:27pm I wish I had an evil twin or someone to follow me around
yelling at me & telling me I have to finish things. I was born without will
power.
03:40pm People with jobs = unhappy. People without
jobs = unhappy. Boy I can't wait to get old and miserable
#implyingIamyoungandfortunate
03:48pm The idea that I'm gonna have to take care of myself forever is
so depressing. Unless...I caught some terminal disease...
03:49pm Brb buying some aids. #lifesolved
05:12pm Thank you television for giving me an excuse to stay home
#completelyforgotaboutthebooks
05:30pm Watching a movie based on Muriel Barbery's "L'Élégance du
hérisson". Then I'm going out until it's time for my German classes.
#whatever
05:53pm @theREALharruhy PANDAS ARE DELICIOUS ANIMALS
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06:16pm @bananapopcorn NOT FOUND also that guy said Milky
Holmes was good, I stopped following his blog on Google reader
06:17pm @allsave ORE NO MANAMI
06:22pm Funny seeing Smithy against the TSA, one would expect to see
him defending other pedos trying to touch children inappropriately.
06:23pm @bananapopcorn yeah that's why I came to Twitter
06:37pm @bananapopcorn and I missed it :-(
06:38pm @ArthWaltz You're not using || right
06:45pm Switched to Dvorak keyboard, brain is starting to hurt. I won't
go back, brain. Better get used to it.
06:51pm @theREALharruhy stop being fat
09:36pm @ArthWaltz having a fever is really great , you get to see the
world a lot different, but it's bad because headache and runny nose
09:51pm My aunt forced me to repair her computer. This sucks. I wish I
could keep my education a secret. #gotohell
09:55pm @bananapopcorn MAN I TRIED INICIATING A BETTER
TWEETING MOVEMENT BUT NOBODY FOLLOWED PLEASE
DON'T DO THAT ;_;
11:01pm @allsave was he any good?
11:09pm @allsave wait, someone offered free sexual favors and you
refused? Have you read the papers recently? We're in the middle of a
crisis!
11:56pm @ArthWaltz no man don't disappear, tweeting takes one tenth
of the time ircing does.
11:58pm @ArthWaltz SINCE WHEN ARE YOU LISTENING TO
THIS COMMUNITY RUINER FEMNGI
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Tue Nov 09
12:00am @allsave actually free anything is bad for the economy. Be sure
to accept only free as in free software sexual favors
12:03am @ArthWaltz so you're quitting all Internet based interactions?
What about us your online imaginary friends?
12:25am @ArthWaltz if you leave forever my mind will associate having
friends with being lonely so I'll never be able to integrate into society.
12:26am @allsave poop in
12:50am @allsave oh, you're right. I apologize.
12:56am @ArthWaltz FFUCK'S LOG: FEMNGI RUINS LIVES
01:24am I find it HILARIOUS that some websites are trying to charge
MONEY for Myers-Briggs personality tests.
03:58am Stanford University>Student Budget>Total $55,385>Per Year
FFUUUU
04:14am People don't get it. I don't really want to see my parents dead, I
just want them to disappear from my life.
04:15am oh god I am such a bad person T_T
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04:21am Oh shi - it's 4:20
12:21pm Oh boy Kuragehime OP is gonna make those folks at the mpaa
very angry #kuragehime01
12:34pm Kurage musume >> ika musume
04:10pm @theREALharruhy get drunk, feel better. I am feeling better
already.
04:16pm You ever took a shit not even you could stand its smell? I'm
guessing that's how my parents feel. "It's our shit, but oh God does it
stinks"
04:40pm @theREALharruhy maybe not but it's the first step to not
giving a shit
05:10pm Too drunk to code C++
05:42pm @allsave Don't worry, you're not missing anything good. Oh,
perhaps Kuragehime. But that's just about it.
09:12pm Note to self: Never put chocolate, cellphone in the same
pocket. Again.
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09:42pm Putting cellphone in microwave to melt chocolate in audio jack
sounded just logical, but suddenly everything took a turn for the worst.
10:10pm @theREALharruhy since you ask so politely I won't.
10:11pm On completely unrelated news I need a new cellphone #jklol
11:01pm @allsave you're right except for the fact that she wasn't
abandoned and nobody hates her. Fear, yes. Hate, I don't think so.
11:33pm 見たい顔があるの、聞きたい声があるの #kuragehime
11:40pm @bananapopcorn JANAI `A´
Wed Nov 10
03:11am Damn, the sign language course started a month ago. I was
hoping I'd be able to learn yet another thing this year.
03:48am "For he who will die is he who will kill" #theclash
04:02am Opera mini: 892Kb - Opera Mobile 10b: 6.43Mb. They do:
exactly the same. Best mobile browser in my opinion: Dolphin.
08:08am @kuma_hatake juega a que eres un astronauta en una misión
de conquista a un planeta alienigena, y debes dormir todo el viaje
08:34am People debating politics on the radio. They keep blaming
everything on the socialist party.
10:28am Got here 20 minutes later but it turns out classes start at 12 so
I'm actually 100 minutes earlier.
10:47am Someone said drawing xkcd was probably not that easy so being
the great artist that I am I had to give it a try
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01:25pm @rabbitwho @alllsave NEW WORLD ORDER
BRAINWASHES YOUNG PEOPLE, INTERFERES WITH
NETANYAHU'S SPEECH, THREATENS FREEDOM
02:05pm Don't look this way please don't look this way DAMN THEY
SAW ME now I have to eat lunch with other people. #sociopath
06:36pm @kuma_hatake si es un mensaje sobre hacer el amor sobre una
llanta de camión sorry fui yo por error
07:03pm @kuma_hatake está bien que el mensaje te llegó por error,
pero no deberías cerrarte a nuevas experiencias *guiño*
09:12pm I feel like shit today. I just wanna get home and die. That or eat
a plateful of ice cream. Whatever.
09:14pm @bananapopcorn cupful?
09:18pm Nothing particularly bad happened today but I'm on the verge
of crying. I feel really stupid. Two more hours and I'll be safe at home.
11:08pm @allsave THEYLL LET U DOWN AND MAKE U SAD
AND TELL U THEY DIDNT MEAN 2 BUT THEN WHEN U NEED
THEM THEY WONT BE THERE AND U SO RONERY ;_;
11:36pm @allsave Do you have to be always so insensitive :'(
Thu Nov 11
12:18am No Internet because my father says I'll stay up late BUT I
ALREADY DO man I hate not having a job. Actually no job, I just want
money.
12:29am @bananapopcorn VON MEINE TELEFON
12:39am @omgidothistoo ha ha getting thousands of followers, I'd love
that ha ha that's a good one…oh wait, you were serious?
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12:41am @Alfynith piensa que estar aquí es parte de la interacción
social que necesitas para ser feliz y tener ánimos para hacer todo lo
demás.
01:26am Turns out I wasn't really depressed, I was just sleepy. #lol
02:00am Calculated, calculating or calculable universe? My head hurts…
10:10am Lost 10 minutes talking to annoying girl. She always has this
weird smell, like she showers in some chemical product every morning.
11:35am There's a new version of uTorrent and it looks pretty cool. Also
now utorrent supports apps. Neat.
11:48am GLENN BECK BRINGS THE TRUTH YOU MIGHT LIKE
IT OR NOT BUT ITS THE TRUTH HES WRONG ABOUT A LOT
OF THINGS, NOT THIS
11:52am off to get some food
12:39pm Wrote a post on the college's website complaining about
teachers using words like "link", "set", while speaking Spanish or Catalan.
02:09pm Damn this computer crashed in the middle of an important
task, Code::blocks better be auto-saving SERENITY NOW
02:41pm I bit my lip #qualitytweet
03:12pm @theREALharruhy I have this idea you shouldn't be having
sex with people that annoy you. I don't call/mail/like her, why should I sex
her?
04:16pm @theREALharruhy I don't think I'm that good at love making
that I'd change her entire physical appearance and way of thinking.
04:36pm @rabbitwho hand them a gun and watch them blow their
minds.
07:11pm @allsave I thought you didn't have any
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09:29pm I found an hedgehog
10:20pm @rabbitwho Take them out for coffee, slip poison into
their drinks, smile :) too much effort? Talk to them and listen to their
suggestions
Fri Nov 12
01:00am @kuma_hatake por qué no pruebas la flauta? Suena bien y casi
todo el mundo tiene una en casa. No debe ser dificil aprender.
01:44am It's cold outside but its nothing compared with THE
COLDNESS OF MY HEART just kidding I'm freezing my balls off
02:48am Third time computer crashes, boot takes forever plus hard
drive making loud noises.I need some new hardware.
02:52am Forget about computer taking a long time to start, it's not
starting at all. Why now T_T
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11:41am @rabbitwho maybe -just maybe- the reason why you're been
harassed by mosquitoes is because you sleep with your window opened.
01:30pm I need to clean my bedroom; since I'm already surrounded by
trash, I'll play Alex Jones' "TerrorStorm" and learn THE TRUTH
03:43pm Aw I thought I had downloaded that Jones' documentary with
the politicians engaging in satanic rites & whatnot. I need to go to the
library.
03:50pm Conspirationists should consider to stop using the term
"new world order", because it is now automatically linked with tin foil
buffoonery.
04:24pm @theREALharruhy lol lately
04:58pm it's pasta Friday.
05:22pm いただきます~
06:21pm @allsave damn it's too late to go the library and downlad it.
STOP MAKING ME JEALOUS
06:28pm "I had a buddy once. Until I came home one night and he'd
married my mother" #daria
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07:08pm Bored. I'm gonna finnish my C++ assignment and then go to
bed.
07:25pm Forgot my USB drive at the living room. Walking towards there
to retrieve it. Stopped in the middle of the corridor to tweet about it.
07:28pm Took a wrong turn to the right, ended up sitting on the toilet
reading Clive Barker's Hellraiser.
07:37pm @theREALharruhy dodge the fallen leaves like it was a shmup
08:51pm @bananapopcorn but it has tits and stuff
09:46pm @allsave and you sound like you're talking with a dick in your
mouth, oh wait that's just you being a foggot.
10:19pm The debug lines I added to trace the error in my code where
actually the reason why the program kept giving me "segmentation fault"
$lolme
10:22pm @allsave He had purple hair, my bet is he prefers the company
of big hairy men rather than engaging in physical violence with skinnies
10:30pm @allsave oh right, sorry it's been a long time since I watched
MM, also I can't really concentrate because of stupid C++ assignment
11:09pm Raging so hard #cplusplus #datastructures
#processreturned0xC0000005
11:10pm @allsave I strongly disagree
Sat Nov 13
12:14am @allsave if you're a human felmamel you'll always be judged
more lightly than if you were a man. Not sexism, is just women being 2
beautiful
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12:44am @rabbitwho Maybe they are, but at least I find women more
attractive than men and am more receptive when asked for help/
attention.
12:47am Related if anyone claims to not care AT ALL about
appearances, he/she is undoubtedly lying.
12:48am @bananapopcorn I am not dai
12:55am Raging a little bit less, still over the recommended daily dose #
レージ
12:58am @rabbitwho maybe it's just me not finding myself attracted to
other men. I'll work on that and keep my followers updated.
12:58am GAY FOR SCIENCE
01:10am @rabbitwho nope. I don't particularly feel like caressing his
silky black hair or staring into those beautiful eyes of his for hours.
01:27am Trying to sleep while listening to Förnost's "Every green turns
grey and cold". #お休み
01:43pm Fucking kids #chineseClass
03:49pm Dropped my phone for the third time. Height from which it
fell: approximately 45cm.
04:56pm @bananapopcorn 17-18 inches
06:06pm Just bought a 5x5 rubik because "I can already solve the
classical one". Then I remembered the classical is 3x3. it's gonna be hell.
06:19pm Couldn't find the 8-ball I was looking for, ended up buying 4x4
and 5x5 rubik cubes.
Sun Nov 14
03:15pm @allsave #animu: the anime
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03:34pm OH BOY WHAT HAVE I GOT MYSELF INTO
05:25pm @theREALharruhy Amagami yes, Orenoimo maybe, Ika
musume nop.
05:32pm FUKCING STREAMS
07:08pm I swear one of these days I'll finish watching "The room".
07:32pm I hate when people smell like cigarettes.
07:33pm yay Amagami 19
Mon Nov 15
02:53am @theREALharruhy too much time studying, too little time to
have fun with my tomodachi
02:56am So tired
03:00am Lol got stopped by a police car and asked where I was going
precisely about 40 meters before getting home.
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11:27am Things that hurt today: my back, my neck, knowing that I have
to go outside with this rain.
11:53am Training with Rihoko #amagami18
03:24pm And now it's all sunny and warm outside. HEY MONDAY,
STOP BEING SO EMO
08:54pm I thought I had it all right, but it was all wrong #germanclass
11:47pm Dropped my phone for the 4th time. Height from which it fell:
approx. 3". Info: I tripped, hit table with same hand I was holding phone
in.
Tue Nov 16
12:30am Finally I have time to watch #orenoimouto06
12:33am What's with the Nico-Nico fashioned comments?
#orenoimouto06
12:43am CHILDHOOD FRIEND 4 LYF #orenoimouto06
12:46am This episode of Ore no imouto has way too much imouto.
#orenoimouto06
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12:51am Kyou-chan no baka! #orenoimouto06
12:56am yfrog.com/6lq8ufj #greatthingsaboutireland
01:09am @bananapopcorn But Ireland is still ROW ROW against the
American bail-out, isn't it?
01:16am @bananapopcorn おめでとう
01:27am @allsave thighs'?
01:37am Touiteur or Tweetcaster? Seesmic is not an option anymore
#twitterapps
04:08am @allsave is she a Manami?
04:28am @allsave is she annoying? If she isn't, why not give her a
chance?
04:32am @allsave isn't something better than nothing?
05:05am I should be sleeping instead of making shitty drawings
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05:13am More shitty shit OMG IAM AN ARTOOST
08:30am @bananapopcorn what happened next?
01:42pm @allsave BUT HAPPINESS
03:56pm @allsave write that ''i paid money where is train" joke on the
wall
04:31pm Sarah Palin's own reality TV show - #wat
05:00pm @bananapopcorn GOOD END
05:01pm Looking for a place to sleep instead of going to the next class
#yawn
05:54pm @bananapopcorn not C++ programming class. Also I just
woke up, now hungry, gonna get some chocolate croissant.
06:03pm Petting a cat. I LUV CATZ PERIOD
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06:10pm cat didn't like chocolate. What the fuck?
06:11pm @theREALharruhy why to take medicines? Just barf and go to
sleep.
06:19pm I think I ate too much chocolate.
06:43pm “By buying your ticket you gave up a lot of rights.” WELL
ISN'T THAT A SURPRISE
10:06pm damn this people make me feel like a lazy-ass
Wed Nov 17
11:19am Some girl from my classes waved at me at the library. I
consequently ignored her.
11:25am @rabbitwho teach me more of this Earth custom known as
"making friends." Also "sandwiches."
11:31am Made my day
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12:59pm The otaku people from my university have a display of k-on
planned. Waste of an opportunity to show anything good. THEY ARE
THE CANCER etc.
01:08pm Boy, 13: 'Vodka makes me feel better'
02:18pm This is strange. I *know* I should feel happier, but I just don't
feel anything.
02:34pm Why is people so upset about having to opt-out? If more
people got their genitalia groped, I'm sure the world would be a better
place.
07:36pm @allsave who is ripped tan guy? Not me, that's for sure. I went
crazy about 君に届け since episode one. Also me, bitches, lol.
07:40pm @bananapopcorn only 12+ are being groped? THAT'S
SEGREGATION #terroristswon
07:59pm @levelupstudio I search for an user, open his profile, a
conversation, but from there you can't go back directly to his profile. Or
can you
08:05pm @bananapopcorn I'm glad I missed it
11:01pm Oh yeah, instead of giving me the actual software,
make me download a downloader of the real program
#fuckingstupidsoftwaremakers
Thu Nov 18
12:42am No sharing menu, no on-zoom text adjust, no sidebars, no
gestures. Uninstalling #operamobile
12:31pm >Clicks link to theYNC >Title: "Man brutally gang raped
inside of a prison" >I totally can't watch that at the library
01:32pm I HATE EVERYBODY #qualitytweet
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01:52pm @allsave he should be drawing moé girls. Tell him.
01:58pm I wish my life ended today #notthisshitagain
02:03pm I forgot my glasses at home #fuckthis
02:05pm @allsave DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THAT TIME YOU
HAD SEX WITH A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL AND THEN KILLED HER
TO NOT GET CAUGHT?
02:09pm @allsave OH SHIT- DELETE TWEET
02:12pm Am I the only person in this entire University that washes his
hands after peeing? I'M NOT SHAKING ANY HANDS ANYMORE
06:11pm Those "there are 10 types of people…" shirts are SO LAME.
They should read "1 that understands binary and 9 with active sexual
lives"
08:31pm @levelupstudio I don't know why but wikileaks' tweets are
breaking the layout of my account (huge blank space underneath) Line
feed issue?
09:48pm @FATJEW who says it's a typo?
10:31pm I convinced my father of buying me a motorcycle
Fri Nov 19
10:02am Cave Story for the DSi FUCK YEAH
12:58pm I was feeling bad, masturbated, then I started feeling
worse. Then I got drunk and now I don't feel a thing. Isn't it great?
#whatafriday
01:22pm More like ore no imOLDtou, if you ask me #fridaytweets
01:26pm Picking my nose. With my finger. #qualitytweet
01:45pm I much rather give up driving than drinking. #fridaytweets
02:45pm Lunch. At home, or outside? #choices
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03:08pm I need to get to the library before it starts raining.
03:14pm Oh please, not another movie starring Jeniffer Aniston
#television
03:47pm I really really gotta gooooooooooooo
03:55pm @theREALharruhy library. Actually both.
04:39pm Oh shi— It's 420
04:40pm WHO IS THIS GIRL I HAVE TO KNOW
05:05pm @theREALharruhy don't forget fictional
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05:12pm @theREALharruhy MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS > YOUR
"REAL" FRIENDS
05:17pm @theREALharruhy I'M JUST A DREAMER I DREAM
MY LIFE AWAY — I'M JUST A DREAMER WHO DREAMS OF
BETTER DAYS #blacksabbath
07:05pm I finished two hours of intensive C++ coding. I'm scared to run
the program so I'll go out and have a drink first.
07:30pm Came back from outside, let's compile this baby
07:37pm @allsave Welcome to the new Internet. Blame 4chan.
07:44pm @allsave Then he heard on Digg about 4chan raiding tumblr,
and now he thinks he's a /b/tard because he posted tits on an imageboard
07:48pm @allsave Then you should start using /a/'s memes on some girl
and get laid at last
09:09pm PENIS IS HARD
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Sat Nov 20
12:54am Great, I have some free time and I wanted to get into Android
dev. but I deleted the SDK and no Internets at home. THANK YOU
DAD
12:58am Calling my dad at work to let him know he ruined my Friday
night.
01:06am @allsave I think it does, but I'm too lazy to find out how. Will
read this instead
02:31am Got an e-mail from fedex: A shipment is planned to be
delivered to me in a couple days. It weighs 14kg. #wat
02:32am WHEN DID I ORDER A BASKET FROM #wwwat
02:55am C++ assignment almost completed. ALMOST means it could
take five minutes or five hours to debug.
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03:09am @bananapopcorn I have that movie but never really watched it.
Is it any good?
03:56am Head hurts so much. Too tired to debug anymore. #bedtime
04:22am @bananapopcorn not really. I just got out of bed again. Can't
sleep. Migraine.
04:34am >can't sleep >ok I'll spend the rest of the night debugging
>changes just one line >code finally works >fffuuu #fffuuu fffuuu.com/
index.php
09:52am @theREALharruhy ARE YOU JUDGING MY LIFESTYLE
09:52am @bananapopcorn thanks, i guess I'll watch it one of these days.
Sun Nov 21
10:44am I know alcohol is never the answer, but it's always my best
guess. RT @RonnieWK
03:15pm @bananapopcorn why do you keep asking this questions I have
to google stuff to understand? stop making me learn about things.
07:03pm @bananapopcorn last night I driving male cousin and his
girlfriend's around so I no sex instead just trying not to listen to backseat
noises
07:06pm I mad #fuckinghomework
07:13pm OK FUCK THIS I GIVE UP I won't present this assignment,
I'm gonna go home and get drunk.
08:00pm THERE'S SOMETHING WRITTEN IN MY CHALK
BOARD AND I DIDN'T WRITE IT #noIamnotdrunk #notyet
08:05pm Thanks mom for calling me and making me feel like shit.
#mydaywasshittyenough #itcanalwaysbeworse
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08:22pm Drunk,all the problems went away. Rocking back and forth
on my bed, watching August Underground; this movie blows. What else
should I watch?
09:31pm @bananapopcorn turns out I deleted it from my hd. I guess it's
bed time then.
09:39pm Worst part of being drunk's gotta be fighting the urge to call
other people and talk to them about how much your life sucks
09:50pm Unless of course your life doesn't sucks in which case the worst
part about being drunk is trying not to lose your wallet.
Mon Nov 22
10:25am Good morning, Monday :) #sunny
12:46pm Father travels to China for a week, leaves money for gas, food.
ffuck goes online, buys nintendo DSi XL #priorities
01:17pm The end to the Watchmen movie is making me mad. Why did
they have to blame it on Dr.Manhattan?
02:35pm Laughing my ass off with today's episode of Two and a half
men.
06:05pm If it exists, #thereisatweet of it. No exceptions.
06:09pm @allsave >Error 404: the cute you're looking for has moved or
doesn't exists. Try searching for a different cute with the google search
bar
06:22pm I didn't know unregistered trademarks were also protected
under the Lanham trademark act. #ffuck™
07:00pm I think American Psycho is a pretty cool guy, eh keeps dead
women in his wardrobe and doesn't afraid of anything
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07:07pm RT @PaulyPeligroso A "kidnapping" sounds pretty peaceful
compared to the actual act of child theft.
08:16pm @allsave I might be drunk but I still retain my superior taste in
anime and my unerring ability to detect cheap cuteness.
09:08pm @bananapopcorn Anime OAVs. On tape.
09:59pm Dropped my phone for the 5th time. Height from which it fell:
approx. 20". Info: Fell out from my pocket while I was taking a shit.
11:45pm I had forgot the pleasure of not having to mow my father's
crazy neurotic friend's lawn #Iguesstherearereasonstobehappy
#nospaces #smithy
11:50pm @allsave you're angry 'cause you came to realize only pedo
anime lovers will ever talk to you #lookwhosbeingalittlebabby
11:51pm @bananapopcorn you mean a dildo?
11:55pm My mom to me, talking about me and my sisters:
"you are everything to me" Everything, really? Get a life, mom
#iamahorribleperson #notreally
Tue Nov 23
01:29am RT @ProSexTips My new favorite sexual position is the JFK,
splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
01:53am INSTALLERS THAT DOWNLOAD ANOTHER
INSTALLERS #androidSDK
02:13pm Ireland's leading party was called "Fianna Fail." AND NO ONE
SAW IT COMING? WTF Ireland
02:21pm Newspaper: "Vatican uncapable of stopping book leaking"
Protip: it's probably them leaking it, Seewald is an old friend of
Ratzinger.
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02:27pm "Jerry, I think it moved" #seinfeld #tsa
03:04pm Oh mah gawwwwwh
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06:38pm @rabbitwho I PUT FUNNY TEXT ON TOP OF
THIS PHOTOGRAPHY OF SCIENTIFIC INSTRUMENTAL
MANIPULATED TO INCLUDE A CAT THAT WASN'T
ORIGINALLY THERE
09:33pm @Princess_Fuko I have no idea who you are but I'm already in
love with you.
09:43pm @rabbitwho I DETECT YOUR SARCASM AND AM
PRESENTLY WORKING ON A WITTY COMEBACK. I'LL BE
WITH YOU IN A MINUTE. HAVE SOME PATIENCE.
10:02pm @Princess_Fuko thanks! I drew it myself!
10:04pm @theREALharruhy Meditation, medication, masturbation.
10:13pm Now that I reflect on the happenings of today's, I think some
guy tried to start a conversation with me.
10:24pm If you're a 16-year-old Spanish girl you can't vote or buy
alcohol. You can however abort without your parent's consent or even
knowledge.
10:36pm Which is good and bad. I can have as much unprotected sex
with underage girls as I want. On the other hand booze to get them loose
is on me.
Wed Nov 24
12:31am Damn why am I so bad at putting protective screens to
electronic devices
02:14pm If the pope wants to reach the youth of the world he shouldn't
appear in a book, he should open a twitter account. And follow Justin
Bieber.
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02:19pm people studying. ON THE LUNCH HALL. They seem to not
notice other people waiting for a seat. #assholes
02:20pm @allsave blame your penis, not me. Also ask that girl out
already.
02:28pm @allsave the only idea I ever planted in your head was
watching bokurano and you didn't watch it
06:01pm At the language school cafeteria. There's a girl teaching such
bad Spanish to an foreign girl that I am almost tempted to barge in.
06:04pm PLEASE GIRL A UNDERSTAND THIS OTHER GIRL B'S
ENGLISH SO I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO HER
06:38pm I ended up barging in, correcting some of her mistakes, then
saying bye after giving a fake name. #socializing
11:34pm Trying to find a book but I can't. It'd help if I knew where it is.
#qualitytweet
Thu Nov 25
09:39pm @allsave YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT IT
#dadt
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11:51pm #3palabrasdespuesdelsexo cuánto te debo? #soronery;_;
Fri Nov 26
09:46am Chillaxing in bed, playing videogames, listening to Conan the
Barbarian's soundtrack #procrastination
05:49pm Some guy is watching a video of the angry german kid and
laughing. Like, really? Angry German Kid? In the year 2010? Come on.
05:55pm out to talk some english with some people and annoying girl.
I hope she fells of some stairs or something and stops annoying me
#annoying
Sat Nov 27
12:44am Dear classmate: thanks for not sending the 8052 processor's
definition files like you promised you would. I have a lot of free time
now.
12:46am He probably'll never read this so FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I'M
NOT YOUR FRIEND I REALLY NEEDED THOSE FILES NOW I
HAVE AN USELESS PIECE OF HARDWARE
12:48am I find it hilarious that annoying girl ended up paying for what I
ate because I told her I had no money but she insisted she wanted me to
go
12:50am Dear annoying girl: YOU AND ME? IN YOUR DREAMS.
DON'T CALL ME TOMORROW BECAUSE I WON'T ANSWER,
GET SOME OTHER FRIENDS WHO LIKE DANCING SALSA
01:25am Me "I have classes at 12" mom "who wakes you up?" "Nobody
I wake up on my own" "I'm so glad you can wake up by yourself!"
#givemesomecredit
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10:22am @theREALharruhy that her. Baka wanted me to date her but
it was because she went to Japan and he's a weeaboo
10:24am @allsave of course, you're my bro forever #broski
10:35am @allsave if the annoying girl were a manami everything would
be perfect. #luckyallsave :<
11:29am @bananapopcorn good morning to you too :)
Sun Nov 28
11:13am @allsave TELL ME EVERYTHING
06:53pm @allsave wait I'll try to tether and IRC
07:04pm @allsave works. I'm in.
08:37pm HUGS
11:18pm I really need to take a shower. #maybetomorrow
Mon Nov 29
12:06am @theREALharruhy daily, but for some reason I can't exactly
remember now, I haven't showered since thursday.
12:09am @theREALharruhy I envy you ( I mean the shower part, not
the homework part )
12:11am Somewhere under this pile of dirty clothes there used to be a
bed. #Tonightillsleeponthefloor
09:18am @theREALharruhy man I posted a link to her photo-log a
couple of days ago
09:25am NOOOooo :( #sadface #saddestface
10:19am Kanji lookup with the camera function on the DSi #awesome
05:12pm RT @allsave This whole irlmanami situation has my confidence
really high. #☆お☆め☆で☆と☆う☆
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06:05pm @allsave >omedetou
11:12pm "I wanna be a doctor." "I bet you wanna work with children."
"No, vaginas!"
11:29pm "I wanna be the kind of parent I want for my son…my son!"
"You don't even know his name!"
Tue Nov 30
10:25am @theREALharruhy once you die everything will be ok :-)
12:56pm Being that DDOS attacks are illegal, would the U.S.
government prosecute Jester were @Wikileaks to press charges?
#WikiLeaks
02:49pm @allsave YOU'RE A MARRIED MAN YOU SHOULDN'T
BE ADMIRING OTHER WOMEN. Or men.
04:42pm @allsave me neither! It's a conspiracy! #Livesruinanime
04:44pm @PennyRed that's not a protest, that's called a parade.
05:27pm @levelupstudio can we have color settings getting saved when
importing user data to SD card?
05:27pm @allsave MORE LIKE BAN #WOMEN
05:29pm @rabbitwho then I'm going to topple some governments
tomorrow night
06:03pm @Princess_Fuko But chicken increases homosex people you
might turn into princess of the homosex bisex people
06:59pm @Princess_Fuko it's been proven scientifically. Eat chicken =
homosex no babies
Wed Dec 01
06:58pm German test in five minutes :(
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08:17pm Exam verdict: Sehr gut!
10:26pm U.S. Rep. Peter King: United States should classify WikiLeaks
as a terrorist group so that "we can freeze their assets"
Thu Dec 02
04:47pm @allsave I don't want neither Spain nor the U.S. to get the cup
05:06pm @allsave why? What happened? REPORT DAMNIT
06:20pm @allsave but the world is gonna end in 2012 so this was your
last chance
07:25pm Seikon no #Quatar
09:49pm Die Frau isst / La femme mange / 女の人は食べていま
す / La donna mangia / zhè ge nǔ rén zài chī fàn / 這個女人在吃飯
#rosettastone
10:00pm @rabbitwho La dona menja!
10:01pm @bananapopcorn watchu mean
10:08pm @rabbitwho ho dius de debò? No m'ho crec! Mare meva! It's
easier to just move outside from Catalunya than learning the language.
10:20pm I'm going to download as much Leslie Nielsen as I can
tomorrow and spend all weekend watching it and crying for this terrible
loss
10:55pm Dying would be a lot of fun if we didn't have to lose our lives.
11:04pm looking for breasts on google
11:14pm Found breasts on google. No need to look any further.
Fri Dec 03
12:35am I haven't watched all of Earth Girl Arjuna but I've listened to
the OST like a hundred times.
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12:38am This music reminds me of the Chrono Cross' OST. OH THAT'S
RIGHT I PROMISED I WAS GOING TO FINISH THAT GAME
LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO
12:39am gone videogaming #CronnoCross #PlaystationOne
#GreatOST #GreatestOST
01:31am "Since Ozzy is a man of few words I've written little
explanations on what these entries could possibly mean"
01:32am tl;dr Ozzy can't even articulate because his brain is fried, but
here's some music that I want you to buy. #showbiz #thatListSucks
03:01am My cellphone is a small window to a huge world.
04:06am @levelupstudio suggestion: animated "reload" Icon in widget
when reloading tweets
04:09am Now testing: Launcher Pro, Beautiful Widgets. Both seem
worth the pennies. Will probably buy them this weekend or next week.
03:38pm @levelupstudio Touiteur received msgs read "<person> to
<person>" better in my opinion: "<person> to <me>" sent msgs ok
("<me> to <person>")
06:21pm @jizzypop5 because of the breasts of because of the game?
06:22pm WHEN AVAILABLE PLEASE USE THE "Reply" LINK
WHEN WRITING A REPLY INSTEAD OF JUST @… IT MAKES
LIFE 10 TIMES EASIER FOR ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Sat Dec 04
02:50am @allsave where were you when #animu decided that rockmeIt
was a stupid piece of crappy intrusive software for homosexual geek
boys?
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Sun Dec 05
11:22pm Here's WikiLeaks 'own secret' that's suddenly gone public ... 11:26pm Unabomber's Montana land for sale; 'very secluded'... 11:31pm 'he needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, and
if that becomes a problem, we need to change the law.'
Mon Dec 06
09:13pm >Open twitter >download new tweets >no new tweets >last
tweet in timeline is from six hours ago >whatisgoingon.edu
10:06pm Test.http://www.root.org
11:17pm My cousin pisses me off. I wish he went to Barcelona so I
could be alone and take advantage of these three days without classes.
#fuckhim
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11:23pm name: "cousin". occupation: social parasite. hobbies: eating my
food, drinking my pepsi, not brushing his teeth.
Tue Dec 07
03:42pm I hate when they rush things up and don't let people elaborate
because "we're running out of time." #radio and #television.
06:17pm Mosquito trying to suck my blood. You're doing it wrong!
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06:21pm She finally gave up trying to suck blood out of my shirt and flew
to my hand
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06:31pm It took like five minutes for her to get just this big…should I try
making her fly some place with less skin?
06:38pm @levelupstudio can we have animated spinning Icon in
touiteur widget? Please? Pretty please:-)
Thu Dec 09
12:51am >Explore Flash Drive >Search folder "fuck", most important
folder about 4Gb in size >nowhere to be found >check again >nop
>hyperventilation
12:57am @rabbitwho I'm trying to recover anything using
"GetDataBack". I really REALLY REALLY REALLY hope it works :(
01:43am THANK GOD I RECOVERED THE FOLDER I DIDN'T
WANT TO LOSE ALL MY IMPORTANT FILES pic related
01:59am @allsave At girlfriend's until 17h, then home doing all the
homework I haven't done during the last five days.
03:59pm Newspaper: "Sophia Wiser, twenty-something (sic) years old"
#quality
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08:23pm Now i need new headphones #fuck
08:25pm >Download anime torrent >Specify destination folder
>Anime folder is gone from USB and I didn't notice >fffuuu
08:36pm Best Wikileaks report ever
08:53pm No wonder why my Flash Drive was like 10Gb lighter
11:26pm #Rememberwhen anime was good?
11:32pm Why are fansubbers releasing in 360p? That's so 1995. Nobody
watches anything below 720p anymore. #shitqualitysubs #kuragehime
11:59pm Oh god why is this so great
Fri Dec 10
01:55am >my Japanese coach DS >take test >50/50 ok >"Impressive!
Let's skip to lesson 11" >fuck yeah
02:41am #rememberwhen anime was deep?
02:43am #Rememberwhen you could say you hadn't watched Boku no
Pico and you weren't lying?
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02:44am #Rememberwhen 420chan had an anime board? T_T
#NeverForget
03:29am Imoutos 4 lyf #orenoimouto07
03:42am Manami used to be my favorite girl but damn Kirino is really
working hard on the date with her oniichan.
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12:37pm @allsave But that whole "let's go out for research for my novel
but the truth is I just want to have a date with you" thing is so hhhnngggg!
12:43pm >wake up >open my eyes >glasses are still on >think about
what did I do last night >I fell asleep watching Amagami >I'm a terrible
weeaboo
12:45pm But seriously, I don't buy any manga, I torrent all my anime,
I don't have any figures, I know nothing about voice actors and anime
OST…
12:48pm @allsave I still have to watch two more episodes to catch up, so
you might be right. For once.
01:30pm I have to write a dialogue in German for today at 19h but I
have absolutely no ideas. I'll go buy some alcohol and see if that helps.
03:01pm @allsave Maybe she's just as confused as you are.Didn't you say
she had a crush on you? And didn't you also say you used to just ignore
her?
03:14pm @allsave What did you do anyway? Get on IRC
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05:18pm Well, at least I can beat my ass at brain training.
05:42pm WTF BAD ENDING FOR RIHOKO #Amagami
07:36pm Sitting on a heater at language school. My colon is warm. I am
happy.
11:37pm Qatar offers $218m euros to Barcelona F.C. for wearing its
name on the shirt. "Qatar wants to promote education and sports"
spokesman says
11:41pm Hey Qatar, how about giving $100k to 2180 different schools in
third world countries? That would do a lot more for education.
11:47pm @allsave they already did, duh
11:51pm THOUSANDS OF STARS WAR FANS SHOW SUPPORT
ONLINE FOR 7-YEAR-OLD GEEK GIRL BULLIED AT SCHOOL
FOR BEING A FAN.
11:51pm Meanwhile, 6 billion people offline didn't give a shit.
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Sat Dec 11
12:02am >English meeting is over >Guy "are you coming to the
party tomorrow?" Me: "What party? Nobody told me about any party"
>Awkward silence
12:05am I-its not like I wanted to go to your stupid party or anything!
Stop being silly! #theREALtsundere
12:13am >Sister receives package in the mail >extremely happy,
jumping around smiling >Me: "What is that?" >"An eroge" >mfw this is
not my life :'(
12:28am >お兄ちゃん、大好き >*∇*
12:47am >Kyousuke calling Kuroneko >Almost asking her out for a
date >WHAT IS GOING ON #orenoimo09
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01:01am After all, isn't that what the Internet is all about?
#orenoimouto09
01:25am wwwww #kuragehime07
02:22am MITAI KAO GA ARU NO, KIKITAI KOE GA ARU NO, ME
GA SAMETARA…YOROKOBI WO NARASHITE, OHAYOU KYOU
MO YOROSHIKU ONEGAI ITASHIMASU #kuragehime
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02:16pm 10.25€ for this? You gotta be shitting me. Like, really?
Sun Dec 12
06:33pm No ticket for 27C3 = Staying home alone during Christmas =
Watching a lot of anime
06:45pm @allsave M-m-m-manami!!!
06:51pm That girl throwing puppies into a rive a couple of weeks ago
#mademesmile
06:58pm @allsave >tender love Kirino
07:40pm @rabbitwho Google Chrome Extension
08:15pm >Spot a guy watching One Piece on the library >lol fag
>"Download of Naruto_c515.zip" has finished >uguu
08:26pm @theREALharruhy SUE THEM
08:27pm jokes have always #mademesmile
08:40pm @theREALharruhy He wants to have sex with you
08:54pm @theREALharruhy stop it, we already know you love the dick
08:58pm Going home to watch anime and take a massive shit.
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Mon Dec 13
02:52am It amuses me when I argue that humans can't actually see and
people try to convince me of the opposite.
02:15pm Does everybody secretly hate every other person, or it's just
me?
05:15pm It wasn't a rhetorical question, I really am looking for an
answer.
07:03pm German grammar test in T minus five minutes. #ohboy
07:04pm Extremely hungry in T minus zero minutes :<
07:48pm Fuck yeah incredibly easy German test.
08:06pm For all I know, my left hand could perfectly be my right hand.
Or someone else's. Or nobody's. #philosophy
08:08pm @allsave I feel the same way when I am on my way home and I
need to take a shit. "Will I make it home? Will I not? This is so exciting!"
11:02pm @rabbitwho you're damn right. I'm gonna start concealing my
feelings and just burst one day and eat ten gallons of chocolate ice cream.
Tue Dec 14
02:04am @allsave It autosaved the day!
02:05am "I wish you had a penis" #thingsIshouldntsaytomygirlfriend
02:06am "You're such a slut" #thingsIshouldntsaytomygirlfriend
02:14am @allsave I would love if they went after that dumb guy The
Jester.
02:56am I watch porn only for the questions it raises on a psychological
and moral level. #lies
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03:13am Awwwww this is bad I wish I had bought more alcohol today
03:23am Drunk (again) thinking about killing myself (again) will end up
not doing it, going to bed (again). #Fuckmylife
03:42am Ha ha, laying in bed pretending your pillow is a real person and
choking it to death is pretty relaxing.
03:44am Although I probably wouldn't enjoy choking my pillow while
sober, let alone a real person.
01:24pm I was expecting an exam today, turned out there wasn't any.
Surprise not examination is a pleasant experience.
02:18pm >search google for something >read a couple of articles >go
back to studying >realize I forgot to read about what I was looking for
05:52pm @levelupstudio woah, thanks for that update. I hated having to
reconfigure my accounts with every new beta!
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11:26pm >searching for a song >play more than 30 other songs >fuck
it, I'll just play some random album >first song played, that's the one
>WHADDAFO
Wed Dec 15
02:32am >Build 40 ships >f.yeah king of the Seven Seas >Enemy in
sight, Attack! >No attack >wtf ships >click one >"Trade cog" >Son of a
bitch #aoe2
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02:59am So I can beat two AIs on "moderate". Should I go for two
"Hard", or should I go to bed?
03:08am And yeah I know, for hardcore RTS fans two moderate AOE2
AIs are probably easier to beat than a drunken 6-year-old in crutches.
03:50am Reading a book on Sign Language. It's fascinating. Will get into
a course as soon as I get some free time.
09:05pm Zuckerberg, man of the year? Seriously? For making a website
which is basically the biggest honeypot advertisement companies could
dream of?
Thu Dec 16
12:33am "Zuckerberg and Assange are two sides of the same coin"
Times is right in a wrong way.
12:39am Assange wants people to know everything about their
governments. Zuckerberg wants the government to know everything
about its people.
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12:43am "We entered the Facebook age, and Zuckerberg (…) brought us
here"NO, WE brought us here.It was going to happen, FB just happened
to be there
Fri Dec 17
09:41am >Try finding 720p kuragehime >[gg] has it >Visit [gg]'s
website >Dropped >http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7378/
pouting.jpg >My face
09:45am OH BOY OH BOY How did I forget about Tegami Bachi!?!?!?
11:06am >Check course website >I have two assignments for this
Sunday I didn't know of >laughing out of frustration >fuck me fuck me
fuck me fuck me
11:40am Oh god I am browsing 4chan
11:59am >walking to the library >girl walking on my direction, smiling
>she looks at me, still smiling >she wants to fuck #4chan #memes
12:04pm >My mom calls me >asks me how I am, how are things going
>she wants to fuck #4chan #memes #ohlawdy
Sat Dec 18
02:03pm @allsave you remind me of that time my father was giving my
mail address to all the daughters of his friends.
02:24pm >12 Followers >alsv: Follow @theREALffuck! >11 Followers
#uguu~
04:54pm @allsave THAT'S HIS EXCUSE FOR EVERY TIME I ASK
FOR HIM TO GET INTERNET AT HOME ;_;
06:12pm I wish they made cheap syecial washable ink for clothes so I
could wear a shirt with a different twitter quote every day.
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Sun Dec 19
11:35am @allsave Thanks, I think I might buy some of those shirts for
christmas. Also don't worry for politic tweets. I for one like them a lot
11:36am It's confirmed @Ladygaga is stupid. Proof attached:
11:44am seriously @ladygaga: make a video or something. I've seen sluts
on /b/ doing better than that. Either make a video with tits or GTFO
03:21pm "You basically raped me" #thingsIshouldnsaytomygirlfriend
03:22pm "Your place is the kitchen" #thingsIshouldntsaytomygirlfriend
03:25pm "I like it…well, I mean; This is better than nothing"
#thingsIshouldntsaytomygirlfriend
05:23pm "This underwear I'm wearing? I don't think it's even mine, I'm
always mixing up mine and my dad's" #thingsIshouldntsaytomygirlfriend
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Mon Dec 20
05:00pm @bananapopcorn hello
05:03pm @allsave why is it taking so long?
08:02pm Omg Kirino is such a fucking bitch but she's still my favorite
#oreimo girl
08:11pm @levelupstudio suggestion: save the text from the 'new tweet'
box in the widget, I accidentally clicked outside and had to write it again.
08:15pm GO TEAM MANAMI GO TEAM MANAMI GO TEAM
MANAMI GO TEAM MANAMI GO TEAM MANAMI GO TEAM
MANAMI GO TEAM MANAMI #oreimo
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08:23pm GO TEAM KURONEKO GO TEAM KURONEKO
GO TEAM KURONEKO GO TEAM KURONEKO GO TEAM
KURONEKO GO TEAM KURONEKO #oreimo11
08:33pm GO TEAM MANAMI…KURONEKO…KIRINO…OH BOY
I'M SO CONFUSED
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08:36pm Please tell me this isn't going to end up being about murder
#amagami24
09:01pm @allsave ultra bitch or ultra cute?
Tue Dec 21
12:07am How do I beg my father again for Internet? Or should I just not
ask again and instead start acting all angry towards him like I'm twelve
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01:50am my little sister can't be this cute #kaminomi
02:18am aniki! #kaminomi03
02:40am @bananapopcorn I kinda completely totally with no chance of
going back.
02:45am So #kaminomi is like #amagami but dumb? Don't really know
if want. I've had enough disposable harem romance for this season.
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03:18am YOSUMOUTO NO IMOUTO #fffuuu
03:19am @allsave that is correct
04:02am @bananapopcorn >Plays visual novels >is not a faggot
>wwwww
05:09am @bananapopcorn why would anyone choose flawed
umpredictable ephemeral 3d when you can have perfect lovely
trustworthy everlasting 2d
05:06pm You might not have a job but at least you're gonna be cool
about it
05:34pm Browsing new twitter on firefox on Linux. This is the worst
computer experience ever. Scrolling to the bottom of the page takes
forever.
05:40pm "Police do not know who posted the photo but it has
been taken down" IF ONLY FACEBOOK KEPT A RECORD OF
EVERYTHING YOU DO
05:51pm "The officer ordered the dog to stop and when it didn't, the
officer shot " serves dog well for not abiding to the law
05:53pm "Mr Assange said he had enough material ready to destroy the
bosses of one of the world’s biggest banks."
05:54pm Why don't Assange stops being a babby and release all
documents instead of acting exactly like the people he so openly criticizes
05:56pm U.S.: "RELEASE ANY DOCUMENTS AND WE'LL
ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A RAPIST" Assange: "ACCUSE ME AND
I WILL RELEASE DOCUMENTS" >schoolyard politics
05:59pm Switched to old Twitter. Slightly faster. Time it takes for the
screen to scroll to the bottom: 19 seconds. Damn Linux.
06:05pm >Waiting outside the classroom >female classmate waves at
me on her way to the bathroom >she wants to fuck
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06:07pm "Let me talk you about this cool thing called anime"
#thingsIshouldntsaytomygirlfriend
06:13pm >Waiting outside the classroom >Male classmate comes out
>tells me he's going to the dentist without me asking about >He wants
to fuck
Wed Dec 22
04:03pm @shinn87 HAIRY YOU SAY?
04:14pm ♥
04:27pm this is my new waifu!!!1 :)
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06:26pm "Onee-chan"? Oh my God that is SO surprising. Totally
deserves dramatic music +1 would get awfully surprised again
10:56pm I like to brush my teeth naked so I can watch my penis jiggle in
the mirror. #ilovemypenis
Thu Dec 23
01:29am @rabbitwho serves you well for doing whatever you did to my
account
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03:52am I think this is exactly what my IRC friends had in mind first
time I went there.
06:28am I hate things
12:29pm Rhytmic gymnastics world championship fuck yeah
05:16pm @levelupstudio Plume 2.10, at the "Twitter accounts" screen:
"Plume is pronounced as Twitter, but with a french accent!"
05:21pm Happy Festivus! I am very disappointed at all you people I'm
following because you write too much shit and have made me waste lots
of time
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05:33pm I LOVE ME SOME STUDIES
05:34pm >*Warning* These Women Will Actively Massage You #fixed
07:10pm University ruins lives #truth
11:33pm @bananapopcorn University sucks. I intend to play
Homeworld 2. Tatami Gallaxy is ok. Yosuga no sora is dumb. I hate
people. That's p.much it
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Fri Dec 24
02:01am Merry Christmas to me
04:00pm Playing Age of Empires 2. Cutting down all the trees, eating all
the fish, killing all the animals. Reminds me of the real world.
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05:29pm no more fish, what to do? I know, let's farm the shit out of the
land #justlikereality
05:46pm >dad makes chicken soup >delicious chicken soup >wait, the
only chicken we had was like two months old >father falls silent >oh
fuck
06:04pm Synchronized swimming and rhytmic gymnastics on TV
#FUCKYEAH
07:53pm @levelupstudio Plume bug report: from widget, after native
retweet, the small popup message has white background, making it
illegible.
08:53pm Why am I putting so much effort into making a fake facebook
account?
09:24pm @rabbitwho bad url
Sat Dec 25
10:29pm Lol there's a guy fansubbing pokemon right next to me in the
train.
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10:36pm He's thirty something, and it looks like one of those really old
episodes from season one or two
10:43pm I think I've come across one of those rare specimens of
science…a mysterious creature whose legend has survived through
history…an oldfag!
Sun Dec 26
09:18am Stocked in Barcelona, no headphones, no anime, no money,
only books for teenagers in this house. Stores are all closed. Fuck me
baby Jesus.
10:08am Family: anything you say can and will be undoubtedly used
against you.
10:09am @allsave stop projecting, lorz
11:27am Raise 11 kids, suffer brain aneurysm, family sits u on front of
the TV and makes you watch "Sonny with a chance" on Disney Channel.
#grandma
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11:58am @theREALffuck forgot my picture
01:45pm Oh God, do they have to be this noisy? #cousins
04:30pm Funny, in my dream last night I was having a lucid dream.
Mon Dec 27
01:11pm Who is this kid and why is he being so friendly with me?
01:18pm Oh I see, it's another cousin. Great, now I have to deal with yet
another 12-year-old kid.
05:31pm I hate this city but thanks to my smartphone and google maps I
don't get lost all the fucking time. #Barcelona
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08:58pm Bought books from Baudrillard & Penrose that I'll probably
end up not reading, just like the ones I already own
Tue Dec 28
03:04am Outside for a bicycle ride, returning books from the library and
watching the stars. #3am
03:26am Watching the stars and constellation names with google sky
map IS AWESOME.
03:33am Waving my hand in Betelgeuse's direction and dreaming there's
some intelligent creature out there waving his hand at me.
03:37am Sitting under the stars, thinking about those people that say
that only with a short life-span are we able to appreciate the beauty of
life.
03:42am FUCK YEAH I have the "Voices of a distant star" soundtrack
in my cellphone #10xAWESOME
03:46am If i could fly across this night / faster than the speed of light /
I would spread these wings of mine / Through the years and far away
#T_T
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Wed Dec 29
02:24am >Submissive_Sexy F/28 >looking for action? it's what I want
and you're right here in Anonymous Proxy let's play!"
03:43am @rabbitwho CALENDAR!
10:23am Hee #kuragehime
05:31pm Awesome. 30 minutes riding my bike to the library, plug USB
flash drive, realize I didn't copy the files I need to get the homework
done.
06:55pm Games downloaded today: C&C Red alert, SimCity 4, Warcraft
II, Alpha Centauri, Total Annihilation. Lines of homework written today:
Zero.
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09:02pm Also bought: Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank 1 and 2,
Rayman Raving Rabbids, Soul Reaver 2, Dino Crisis 2. Why do I keep
doing this?
11:38pm @allsave amen bro
11:40pm There's a new facebook! it's gonna suck twice as many dicks as
the old one :) if you love things that suck dicks choose new facebook 4lyf
Thu Dec 30
01:25am "These eggs smell kind of bad, I'm only eating half of them" My
thoughts before eating ALL of them. What the fuck.
02:20am *burp* *eggs*
03:21pm CNN+ channel closed in Spain. Everybody is sad. I'm not. It
was a crappy channel ran by PRISA and their coverage of national news
was awful.
04:14pm I have a terrible headache and my body feels sore just like that
time I got beaten and raped by a gang of baboons. Fucking quail eggs.
Fri Dec 31
12:03am Radiant Silvergun coming to Xbox live fffuuu
12:24am Xbox has Bioshock, Ikaruga, Scott Pilgrim vs. the world and
soon it'll have Radiant Silvergun. WHY DON'T I HAVE AN XBOX
12:26am >Top 25 xbox games >each game review is in a different page
>fuck you ign.com I'm not clicking 25 links
12:15pm Lol CNN calling U.S soldiers deployed in Iraq a "strong and
capable force"
12:22pm Happy new year, New Zealand!
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04:45pm @bananapopcorn I'm more worried about the situation in
Africa, because it seems worse and it comes closer than Colombia and
Venezuela.
05:17pm @rabbitwho It wasn't a woman, it was a man. His name was
Mr. Hands. Never Forget ;_;7
11:58pm I want to be alone in the living room but my family won't stop
walking around. THE FUCKERS
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2011
Sun Jan 02
12:11pm Tony Blair on religion on BBC world
Mon Jan 03
03:08am @rabbitwho check this
03:11am @twitter Hey twitter idi…people: How about making the
"Tweet" button work even when Javascript is disabled? Remember post
buttons?
04:36am Finished watching released episodes of Pioneer One
04:43am I don't like my naked walls. I think I'll buy/print a couple of
maps. World map with flags, Middle Earth map, perhaps a Kanji Poster.
04:44am Oh and some of those stars that glow in the dark. Wait, I have a
bottle of glow-in-the-dark paint. I just need to stop being lazy and use it
06:39am @bananapopcorn Well not really. The acting is acceptable, it's
obviously a low budget film…but I've seen worse on T.V. At least it's free.
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07:51am Making animu background and listening to Sharpnel
2DimensionalSatisfaction wwww
05:30pm >Sit on the couch >Attempt to grab ps2 controller >NO
PLAYSTATION U HAVE TO STUDY STOP BEING LAZY U
NIGGER >jump off the couch #conscience
07:06pm just changed windows 7 theme color to blue #qualitytweet
Tue Jan 04
03:14am I think my father paid again for the full plan of digital+
channels. That's cool.
03:33am Some channels I will watch: SyFy, TCM, Hollywood, National
Geographic, Bio, History Channel.
03:50am TCM classic fuck yeah
04:55pm @theREALharruhy how is that a bad thing, at least you have
all morning to do stuff,i went to bed at 4am and woke up at 2pm.
05:02pm Heaven is a hell of a place
05:05pm @allsave Dat kuroneko
05:31pm More than babies, I hate people that email pictures of them
breast-feeding their babies. Yours is just another ugly baby, stop emailing
me.
10:56pm @allsave "Oh my god, it's you, from the Internet!! I'm your
biggest fan!!" *hug*
11:25pm FOCUS DAMNIT #homework
11:34pm If my parents died I wouldn't have anyone to respond to and
I would be able to be as much of a failure as I wanted to and not feel
guilty.
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Wed Jan 05
03:43am Birdie the fit #lessambitiousanime
03:44am Runaway Rayden #lessambitiousanime
03:45am .Brute Force//Dusk #lessambitiousanime
03:46am Kisama ga nozomu eien #lessambitiousanime
03:51am Iriya no Sora, Spaceship no Natsu #lessambitiousanime
03:51am Procrastinating!! #lessambitiousanime
03:53am Boogiepop Apparition #lessambitiousanime
03:54am Today's Nadja #lessambitiousanime
03:55am Air director #lessambitiousanime
03:57am Linebarrels of Aluminum #lessambitiousanime
03:57am African American Rock Thrower #lessambitiousanime
04:00am Niban Ushiro no Daimaou #lessambitiousanime
04:05am Platelet+ #lessambitiousanime
04:08am Strawberry Shudder #lessambitiousanime
04:11am Sacramento Metal City #lessambitiousanime
04:18am Soul Masticater #lessambitiousanime
04:20am Impressive Nuts! #lessambitiousanime
04:21am Devil may sob #lessambitiousanime
04:24am Amagami KGB #lessambitiousanime
04:24am Katanagatalking #lessambitiousanime
05:03am @shinn87 Durarara?
05:07am It almost makes one think that HSoTD is a good show.
08:19am I've seen a lot of garbage anime but naruto filler episode 183 is
gotta be the most stupid shitty fucking crappy disgusting episode ever.
08:21am @shinn87 how about beck? Still popular but not as much as
durarara
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08:24am @theREALharruhy u have to watch it it's one of the best
naruto eps ever naruto-kun kawaii sugoi download naruto for free stream
anime online
Thu Jan 06
06:19am At this time I should be coming back from the club. Instead I'm
just about to go to bed after being watching anime all night.
04:22pm @theREALharruhy read a book
05:48pm @allsave lol no you don't
05:54pm @allsave read a book and write a blog about it
Fri Jan 07
02:46pm @allsave more like Kimi ni Todoke S2 [y/y]
RE alsv_: Will do.
08:59pm Hey dad, yelling isn't going to improve the cellphone's
reception. Just hang up and try again later, will you?
09:36pm Lol Phillip Morris mad about Uruguaian anti-tobacco laws,
putting pressure on other European governments to push similar laws
back
Sat Jan 08
12:41am 30:05 minutes into the game and the AI surrenders? Man
this doesn't feel liike Hard Mode at all. I'm gonna try against 2 AIs.
#ageofempires2
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02:15am Winning strategy: flood the land with pikemen and
skirmishers…
02:19am Pikemen & skirmishers cost only 35/25, 25/35 food/wood, so
it's easy to train a massive army of annoying fuckers and save gold for
upgrades
02:42am @allsave >lady gaga >talent >kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
RE alsv_: Shut your mouth, Lady Gaga is a very talented musician.
02:50am @allsave Maybe you should kill yourself
RE alsv_: Maybe I should. [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
02:55am @allsave Not really, I…hum…I would…you know…
RE alsv_: Relax bro, I was kidding.
02:56am @allsave [font size=small]miss you[/font]
03:00am @allsave ME TOO LOLOL NO ONE WOULD MISS YOU
RE alsv_: IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF, I WOULD MISS YOU.
03:05am @allsave No you have 75 followers you probably wouldn't
even notice. Speaking of which I HAVE 12 FOLLOWERS WHERE IS
NUMBER 13 T_T
RE alsv_: >implying they're not mostly spambots
03:10am @allsave Lady Gaga Amateur Porn Video 100% Full Lady
Gaga Online, Freely Watch free Lady Gaga Streams for free Meet hot
Lady Gaga in Miami
RE alsv_: I mention L*dy G*ga ONCE and i'm flooded with that shit.
http://i.imgur.com/25EFZ.jpg
03:34am @allsave Would you like to live chat with The real ffuck?
RE alsv_: Not interested unless I see you dressed in raw meat.
11:17am "According to the imf,75% of algerians are under the age of 30"
#AlJazeera
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Mon Jan 10
04:59am "I look forward to the small but still good moments like taking a
shit" #420chan
01:49pm @rabbitwho Another?
RE rabbitwho: it's the old one, but the news is that they've promised it's
permanent
05:00pm Some people died in Arizona #breakingnews
05:36pm This is what happens when otakus go to a club that's why I
never leave the safety of my bedroom.
RE alsv_: They look American.
05:40pm @allsave they look fat
RE alsv_: Thatsthejoke.tiff
05:47pm @allsave configure make install ./ohIsee.cpp
11:55pm The great Gatsby,in 3D? I might watch that. I've tried the book
in many occasions but still find it incredibly boring
11:58pm "It came from outer space" on TCM classic. #cool
Tue Jan 11
09:41am Haha this is so me. >Get to the classroom for 9am exam
>Teacher: "9:30 isn't time to show up for an exam" >"Oh okay" >Back
home
09:49am
10:03am "Enough is enough."
10:37am I'm really glad I can read and watch newspapers and
documentaries in English.
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12:17pm Life is just an excruciating journey through deception &
frustration that will hopefully see an end once my heart stops beating
#emoMonday
03:46pm It took Yosuga no Sora only four episodes to get to a sex scene,
what is it taking so long for Kimi ni Todoke to do the same?
RE bananapopcorn: it's taking kimmy knee multiple seasons to have any
girls worth fucking
08:11pm Conference title: "Autistic communication" WHAT? Read
again "Acoustic contamination" oh lol #dumb
08:35pm "Three condoms? Why not just fuck her with a dildo if you're
going to use that much rubber." #420chan
09:22pm y/day in German class we were asked about favorite books and
films. A 30-something year old lady said her fav.book and film is Harry
Potter
09:24pm Other titles: Twilight, Don Quixote, overall books you read
during h.school. And we're talking about people in their early twenties or
older
Wed Jan 12
11:34pm @theREALharruhy are you a babby? Three weeks without
your parents equals lots of fun and masturbating in the living room
Thu Jan 13
04:03am @theREALharruhy I AM SO SORRY
04:04am @shinn87 There are millions of millions, but your waifu is the
only one.
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04:13am Reading the "Scott Pilgrim" comic again. This time I'm paying
attention.
05:05am Ok, just one more volume of Scott Pilgrim and I'm going to
bed. Promise.
06:04am I gave up on cleaning my bed. Now I just move all the fragile
things to the desktop before jumping in and sleeping over the mess.
06:25am OH U
06:27am So why is this guy's Nintendo DS making the Zelda noise
for when you discovered a secret, if he's not even playing the game?
#ScottPilgrim
06:41am Maybe I should've watched the movie before reading the comic,
because this really is bad compared to the original work. #ScottPilgrim
06:54am Oh ok this isn't really that bad. #ScottPilgrim
06:56am Oh but I really really need to sleep. I'll finish the movie
tomorrow. /blogpost
03:38pm >6am >Ok i'll sleep 4 hours, study another 4, repeat all day
>Go to bed >Wake up at 10 >Ten more minutes >10:20 >Ten more
>15:36 >Oh fuck
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RE tripcodeuser: "nokia sleeping"
06:27pm Hmmm I really feel like dropping out of college
06:29pm Welcome to my life please take a sit, I'll be with you in a
minute.
RE bananapopcorn: *please take a shit
07:04pm @bananapopcorn I think the bottle of whiskey took a shit in
my mouth
07:28pm Michael Cera playing the bass = total goof
07:42pm uh oh I totally got drunk to forget about my problems lolol
07:59pm fuck this i need to get some fresh hair, I'm going out
08:01pm @theREALharruhy sorry air HEY I AM DRUNK I'M
ALLOWED TO MAKE MISTAKES
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Fri Jan 14
03:07am Ok I'm only gonna say this once, and you have to forget you
heard it from me…ok? ok. Here it goes: I actually liked Scott Pilgrim the
movie.
03:22am @allsave They want to be your friends forever. They are going
to be your friends forever. FOREVER. You cannot escape. It's facebook,
man.
RE alsv_: Facebook is evil, man. Internet and IRL shouldn't mix.
03:25am @allsave I think Facebook TOS prevents you from having
independent IRL and online lives. BUT NOBODY READS THE TOS.
05:32pm @allsave instasex
05:34pm @allsave I have the same desire but I also want to check other
people's houses and I do whenever I get the chance.
05:52pm I bought my android cellphone to develop applications but so
far I've only developed an addiction to twitter
05:58pm Unfollow friday: unfollow @therealffuck because he's whining
all the time and his tweets are worth nothing
06:29pm I think the shoes I bought are a little too big. I wonder if I still
can change them for a smaller pair.
RE alsv_: Try not to step on dogshit.
Sat Jan 15
03:29am It'd cost 130€ to fix my bike. Should I get a new one, or settle
on buying a motorcycle?
03:36am @allsave I want one of these
03:51am @allsave Because it looks cool
RE alsv_: Are you cool enough for the bike?
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03:53am Internet is boring. Well, it is for me the guy with a very shitty
connection speed. Everyone else is having fun. I'm going to bed.
03:55am @allsave why of course. I'm the coolest thing since cool came
to town.
RE alsv_: Go and be awesome then.
03:55am Is it really correct to talk about "speed" when dealing with
information exchange rates? Bit's are not really "moving" a certain
distance.
RE tripcodeuser: bitrate, if you must
03:56am "Speed is the rate of change of distance with time. Velocity is
the rate of change of displacement with time."
04:02am @tripcodeuser Yeah, that makes sense. Also I'm glad I got that
clear before going to bed.
04:35am "Everyone can have a mental illness, Simon, even you. You just
have to believe!" #420chan
RE bananapopcorn: YOU CAN'T WEB IN BED
05:39am @bananapopcorn I tried going to bed but I couldn't fall asleep
do I got up again.
06:58am >get in bed > I can't sleep >sit on the computer for 20
minutes > oh god I'm so sleepy >get in bed >1 hour later > I can't sleep
#fuck #rage
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02:18pm I dropped my cereals, but I'm not giving up on them. It's gonna
take a while but I'll pick them all up.
RE rabbitwho: that's so arty
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03:35pm It was worth my time
04:22pm Yes they are the awesome new shoes I bought, thanks for
asking
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Sun Jan 16
08:21pm Waiting for my girl.vs.sheep.vs.horse bestiality torrent to finish
downloading in a really slow network :< #HannahMontanaForever
08:25pm I wonder if shaving my balls will make my penis bigger. What's
your opinion, Internet? #HannahMontanaForever
RE alsv_: Paranoid as fuck about this. Trimming is ok, but having a sharp
razor anywhere near my balls is totally unacceptable.
08:26pm Browsing 4chan for pictures of shaved balls
#HannahMontanaForever
08:29pm I find it more satisfying to watch pictures of black penises than
white penises. But I prefer my balls white. #hannahmontanaforever
08:30pm @allsave What about waxing your balls? is it that less scary?
You could end up burning your skin... #hannahmontanaforever
RE alsv_: would you put this on your balls? http://i.imgur.com/iwNS8.jpg
RE alsv_: All of them are bad. I would rather keep by balls hairy.
08:36pm @allsave you know, that actually doesn't hurt that much. I used
one of those with my legs once when my sister lived with us.
RE alsv_: I'm sure it's different when using it on your legs than
somewhere else.
08:40pm @allsave But the skin on the balls is really thick
RE alsv_: Is that so? Then I may need to reconsider.
10:23pm @theREALharruhy u jelly
Tue Jan 18
03:36am "I love it inside you, mommy, I can't wait to see you when I
get outside. Hmm, what's this thing coming right at me? AHHHHH IT
HURTS MOMMY!"
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03:37am …from a thread on /qq/ about some bitch getting an abortion.
It gave me a chuckle. I shouldn't laugh but I'm an horrible person, so it's
ok.
03:55am Facebook poetry lol
04:36am I might watch Full Metal Alchemist now that they fixed it
11:11am Learned a thing or two about Pol Pot and the Cambodian
genocide thanks to the History Channel.
06:50pm Back from picking my bike, it's worst than it was before because
they forgot to put back a piece of the left pedal and it keeps coming out
Thu Jan 20
02:29pm My two-monitor setting can't be this cute
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Fri Jan 21
01:34am sweet, my dad's girlfriend or whatever sent me a piece out
strawberry cake
03:35am @allsave Christina Elfeater on fb
RE alsv_: done.
RE alsv_: You know german?
03:36am @theREALharruhy Hey I am in college and you're not, I know
my maths
03:38am 3:37 I'm going to bed because I have a test tomorrow at 9:00. If
I don't get up at 7:00 I'm gonna be so fucked.
03:39am @allsave Ein bisschen
03:43am @allsave Confirmed
03:46am @allsave don't worry bro I won't write anything embarrasing in
your fb
RE alsv_: All is forgiven
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11:05am Test went pretty well. Also my bike might lose a pedal but it
saved my ass when I got out of bed at 8:30 :)
11:11am More people should appreciate the smell of my farts
11:14am I read anime blogs to see how shitty the animes I watch other
people think they are. #truth
11:22am >Dragon Crisis. The unofficial secret sequel of Toradora.
#sortofDONOTWANT
11:26am Hourou Musuko trailer LOOKS LIKE AWESOME
11:43am NSFW and absolutely disgusting yet funny >The ending was
the SHIT lmao
RE rabbitwho: I think that was a strawberry for the pudding
12:05pm
02:25pm There's something poetic about letting my farts get carried
away by the winter breeze. "Gone with the wind".
02:36pm "If you were never molested it's because you were an ugly
child." #420chan
03:12pm To me orthography is in some way a form of poetry, that's why I
get so angry when I see old people ( 30-40yrs.old) writing like they're 12.
04:27pm #onikoto would be a good show if the character design was
better. Just kidding, it'd be shit anyway. But it'd be more enjoyable.
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04:32pm I've got 99 problems but a little sister ain't one. #onikoto
04:43pm OMG WHAT AN UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS
#onikoto
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04:45pm real bros #onikoto
04:56pm @allsave o-onegai!
RE alsv_: I'm out of touch with my inner weeaboo, what does that mean
again?
05:00pm I think I'll drop #onikoto, doesn't feel like a good show anyway,
just about average and I'M ALWAYS STRIVING FOR PERFECTION
RE bananapopcorn: but just about average is the best we can hope for
this season
05:06pm @allsave Maybe it's not "onegai" but "douzo", I don't remember
now. I'd say it's "onegai", which will be like saying "please be gentle"
05:29pm @allsave Pic related
RE alsv_: SUPA KAWAII
Sat Jan 22
02:59pm My saved games of kana~imouto #thingsIlostwhenmyHDdied
RE rabbitwho: you're supposed to be having the time of your life in
Barcelona not crying over spilled milk!
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04:55pm @rabbitwho but I just got here! I have yet to meet with my
cousins
09:19pm Great, the guy I was going to go to the club with was
afraid of those stupid skinheads and said he isn't going with me
#MOTHERFUCKER
Tue Jan 25
08:15am >Music player >Gohan ha okazu >Repeat
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
08:30am >walking outside >minus 5 degrees celsius >nobody in sight
>sing out loud >feelsgoodman.png
09:09am Awesome, I'm gonna be late again for this stupid exam and the
teacher isn't going to let me present it #fuckpublictransportation
09:16am Thinking about wendy can I say to the teacher to make him feel
sad and go "oh ok don't worry just sit down and do your best"
12:25pm @theREALffuck "thinking about Wendy" lol stupid
spellchecker, Wendy = what? lol
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12:26pm My teacher's face when I got 30 minutes late to the test for the
second time.
12:42pm State of the Union today wwwwwwwww
01:44pm Lol making fun of some guy on Facebook who defines himself
as "animalist"
02:46pm TODO: Watch Star Driver
03:17pm OMG bbc stop doing awesome things
03:23pm
03:26pm Downloading Wifiway to see if I can steal Internet to my
neighbors
03:41pm Looking for an Android music player that allows me to listen to
Internet streams.
04:07pm lol I just installed winamp on my cellphone and it effectively
played the IT REALLY WHIPS THE LAMA'S ASS thing out loud at
the library.
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04:15pm IT REALLY WHIPS THE LAMA'S ASS
BAAAAAAAAAAAH
04:20pm My collection of around 100 shmup games
#thingsIlostwhenmyHDdied I can remember a few titles, but I had
modified some of them (audio,bg)
04:22pm >Facebook >Add a girl with a nice picture >friend accepted,
see other pictures >OMG fugly >unfriend >C'est la vie
Wed Jan 26
12:05am Sweet, just checked the "Digital Systems"classes' website:
5.76/10 meaning I passed :)
12:09am Oh and after checking my exam schedule I realized I can just
present all the remaining ones in June and try again the whole "study"
thing
RE bananapopcorn: but you won't
05:18am @bananapopcorn no, this time will be different
#thatswhatIsaidlasttime
RE bananapopcorn: just imagine how much trouble you could save
yourself by starting to study right now!
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05:23am The only funny thing about onisucki is the AGE exploration
team, and it's probably not enough to make me watch it
05:24am @bananapopcorn But the tests start on July…I'd probably
forget things by then. Nah, I'll wait a couple more months and then study
hard. yep.
05:27am Also what's the deal with all the penguin and kitten censorship,
some scenes are censored and some others aren't…p.annoying.
#onisucki
05:34am OMG ANIME SUCKS #onisucki
05:37am >"Stare at my panties" >"Stare at my panties" >"STARE AT
MY FUCKING PANTIES" >He stares at them >"OMG ONIICHAN
NO BAKA" #wat #onisucki
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05:41am Words of wisdom #onisucki #realbros
04:02pm Good morning twitt…oh wait it's 4pm. Nevermind.
04:03pm I think I'm following too many people already. I began skipping
some 50% of the tweets in my timeline. #cleanuptime
10:02pm Time to watch Fractale
10:28pm @allsave /me raises his hand
10:58pm Uh I accidentally started watching Kimi ni Todoke s2 instead
11:40pm A rival appears? Awesome blond guy #kiminitodoke02
Thu Jan 27
01:42am lolol I just noticed that Noitamina means Animation spelled
backwards #dumb
01:59am lol people in facebook identifying themselves as asexual =
nobody wants to have sex with them
04:45am >click link, gelbooru >slow Internet, image is loading >tags
for this picture: 4 girls, dicks touching, peeing >notsureifwant.jpg
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05:47am "How tall are you, private?" "Sir, five-foot-nine, Sir!" "Five-footnine? I didn't know they stack shit that high!" #fullmetaljacket
05:49am @theREALharruhy I have but every time it's funnier than the
previous one
07:22am lol congratulating your father on his birthday on facebook
seems like a pretty dumb thing to do
07:23am And writing things like "You're the best father; thanks for being
with me; thanks for giving me life"…creepy, just fucking creepy.
07:24am WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH PEOPLE DISPLAYING
EMOTIONS LOLOL
08:26am 我々は宇宙人なのだ! #levelE
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08:43am wat
05:31pm @theREALharruhy accept my friend request you dick
Fri Jan 28
01:06am Now following the great dictator, the Dalai Lama.
01:13am Bought BBC's "Life" documentary fuuuuuuuuuuuuck life is
good this shit is awesome.
01:46am Haha rape thread in 420chan. Well, *another* rape thread.
01:49am What if u were around 5 seconds from ejaculating and girl cried
NO!! GET OFF ME!!…yet it was 2 late and u ejaculated over her…
THEN WHAT HUH?
01:57am 420chan creepiness formula to have sex with younger girls
#hilarious
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11:11am my legs love being sexy #gay
01:52pm Guy at the kebab store wears gloves to handle food but he still
receives money with the same gloves on. #whatsthepoint
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04:57pm Another life-long dream comes true.
05:26pm I need to take a shit #fridaytweets #qualitytweets
05:35pm www.donothingfor2minutes.com
05:48pm Taking a dump at the university makes me feel like my money is
being put to good use
Sat Jan 29
01:38am <@ffuck> hey guys I'm going to get into this cool thing called
postcrossing <@Harruhy> you should do crossdressing instead
01:40am @theREALharruhy aim better
02:07am I drink whiskey ONLY BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR MY
SORE THROAT #lies #truth
06:47am why are there ugly people at the Capitol during the State of the
Union speech? What kind of image is Obama sending to the rest of the
world?
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07:18am "Secretary of Defense has…agreed to cut tens of billions of
dollars in spending…he and his generals believe our military can do
without"
07:18am And then the look in their faces
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07:46am "Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving
the country they love because of who they love"
07:47am Uh also that guy on the left side looks like Bruce Willis
09:07am Riding the first bus
09:08am What the fuck wrong bus
09:10am Oh thank god, they just changed a couple of stations
#sameoldbus
09:27am Transferring
09:40am Waiting for the second bus also I forgot my flash drive at home
#FUCK
09:52am Riding the second bus. almost there.
10:29am Coming to you live from the library.
10:41am Colombia and Venezuela can use in-built facebook mobile
support, but Spain can't. WAY TO GO, SPAIN…Not that I really care, I
have my HTC.
11:29am Leaving to take another fucking bus
11:37am Bus story
11:47am Off the bus, on to the street
Mon Jan 31
04:42pm Waiting for train. White train. Taking picture of train schedule
for future reference. White schedule.
05:02pm I have a women fetish
05:08pm When I see someone reading a book I have to see the title so I
can tell if the book sucks or if it's just bad and the person is an idiot.
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Tue Feb 01
12:17am @bananapopcorn PLEASE SURVIVE
12:27am Sweet, I got some girl's number today. I was fixing her
computer and she totally wrote her IP on my hand. I am so getting laid
this weekend.
RE tripcodeuser: haxd her webcam, amirite
01:13am @tripcodeuser I thought girls did that on their own and
uploaded the videos to youporn under the section "Real amateur exgirlfriends"
06:44pm "Masturbation makes you insane" OH NOOOOOoooooo
08:18pm "constantly looking at their Iphones or communication
devices,Virginia Newbon is texting them with instructions"
Wed Feb 02
02:48am Looking for twitter clients to use once they remove the old
twitter. So far Janetter is my favorite.
RE alsv_: how simple is it?
Fri Feb 04
12:15am Factory reset, only one app installed (log collector), will install
apps as long as it doesn't crash #htcdesire
12:17am I miss Plume and Launcher Pro.
12:20am Jetzt oder nie
RE bananapopcorn: wann?
01:47am «Ich weiss jetzt was kein Engel weiss» #DerHimmelüberBerlin
03:43am SNL people aren't usually funny when they feature on movies.
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04:04am Must be nice to live in the u.s. in one of those big houses with
two garages and its own pool and a big garden. #adventureland
RE alsv_: There's a whole bunch of those here in Miami that are empty,
so if you ever become a hobo, you know where to go.
RE alsv_: go to sleep
04:33am @allsave I mean like living in a house of your own, maybe with
some housemates or all alone, not sneaking in a house like a rat.
RE alsv_: Yeah, that sure may be nice. I'm sure there must be some
horrible downside though.
05:06am Addicted to TV
05:10am I wish I had a car AND a girlfriend, instead of having a car
XOR a girlfriend.
05:17am @theREALharruhy I guess I could have a car if I stopped
doing whatever I do know and got a job.
05:19am Music, couch, headache, good night.
11:27am A homeless guy knocking on the door, asking for food. Good
morning.
RE bananapopcorn: morning
07:21pm stomach in great pain
08:25pm Every time I go to a Chinese market I end up buying post-its,
even if I don't really need them.
Sun Feb 06
01:02am Oh boy clubbing again
RE alsv_: Keep strong.
01:07am Drunk in an unfamiliar environment
01:13am Lots of attractive girls I don't want to talk to.
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01:14am And by attractive I mean sluts
01:20am If I wanted to meet girls I'd go to the library.
01:40am Great, now my cousin's girlfriend got mad at him and we have
to go home.
Mon Feb 07
01:39am I wish the girls I chase would go as slow as Opera does when I
use the New Twitter. Blame #twiter
01:42am Pasta on a pot with water boiling up
03:13am a brothel's website with comments available on every girl's
profile
03:17am laughing at the people that writes poems on the prostitute's
profiles like it's a facebook profile or a dating website.
03:26am "Hi Karol, do you remember me?" Yeah, hookers probably
remember every single guy they have sex with.
08:25pm Blow your nose until it bleeds.>goodmonday
10:03pm If I had a job I'm sure I'd find hundred of interesting ways of
spending my money, like buying cold medication and hot chicken soup.
Tue Feb 08
12:52am @rabbitwho "Tiene más..."
RE rabbitwho: but it's about me!
10:44am @rabbitwho but joke is the typewriting machine has more
( tiene más ) memory than you. "Tengo" means "I have", which you so it's
not a joke.
RE rabbitwho: your language is confusing and your trousers have holes
in them
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01:35pm "Chapter 10: Using the Benefits of Live Chats to Meet Your
Perfect Russian Woman"
01:36pm "Chapter 15: Visiting Your Woman In Russia"
Wed Feb 09
12:17am That copy of my dead friend's website hosted on Geocities that
probably no one else made a back up of. #thingsIlostwhenmyHDdied
RE rabbitwho: That's awful. Did you try here: http://www.archive.org/ ?
09:18am Break the fast
04:22pm @rabbitwho yeah, I did that when Geocities died, to make sure
it remained online somehow...but it seems now it's gone forever.
04:51pm Walk outside the classroom. Some guy: "Hello, ffuck!" Me:
"Your face doesn't look familiar at all". His face >wtf.jpg
04:52pm Turns out he's been going to kung fu for months already, but it's
not my fault, he doesn't wear pearcings or douche clothes during class.
Thu Feb 10
07:03pm After almost 50 minutes walking I finally got home. I really
need a bike or a motorcycle. Bus is not really an option, takes the same
time.
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Fri Feb 11
01:19am These kind of things are the ones that make me enjoy going to
University every day with all those idiots.
01:34am Oh fuck a lot of books about consciousness and the science of
the mind #thingsIlostwhenmyHDdied
05:48pm I made friends with a bunch of rednecks in facebook. It's friday!
Sat Feb 12
06:56pm RT @tripcodeuser nasty, yet true
Sun Feb 13
12:44am One day blurring into another.
12:45am @allsave music torrents are not free, you're killing the music
industry, etc.
12:49am You disobey me! You puppy!
RE bananapopcorn: didja download something yet
01:33am @rabbitwho >not peacefully
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01:49am >Quick glance at SNL updates on facebook >"Bertrand
Russell is visiting Studio" >what? >"Russell Brand is visiting Studio"
>ahhhhhh
02:41am >OP asks for advice >20 replies later >"Okay, I
absolutely regret asking for advice. I'm getting a head ache."
>missionacomplished.zip
02:52am >posting in a troll thread >posting in a /qq/ thread
>samething.jpg
03:14pm @MiisBieberlover But they mean free as in free beer, not free
as in free rape.
06:13pm I love my new bike :) no motorcycle for me, I'm fine with the
bike.
RE bananapopcorn: you'll need a headlight on that mr. zahn
RE alsv_: No disrespect, but you're a pussy for driving that.
06:38pm @allsave y u a jellyfish
07:43pm @rabbitwho how is that different to what talibans do when they
give rifles to children and tell them America is the enemy?
RE rabbitwho: I didn't endorse it at all. I thought it was an interesting
picture. Teaching can equal indoctrination, it doesn't have to!
07:46pm Some people don't like my bicycle. These people are called
idiots.
RE alsv_: At least it's not a fixed gear bike.
RE alsv_: I don't hate it, i'm just saying it makes you look like a pussy.
07:47pm @rabbitwho every time you RT the terrorists have already won.
09:58pm special chars list upgraded to version 2.0
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Mon Feb 14
11:29am Reading "Propaganda" from Bernays. I should be in classes but
I got here late, as usual.
11:29am Is there any disease that alters your perception of time? I think
I have it.
01:50pm I hope Palestinians follow the example of the Tunisians and
Egyptians because if anyone needs reforms, that's certainly them.
01:52pm @theREALharruhy NONONO retardation is caused by the
use of glasses, didn't you watch Megane na Kanojo?
02:31pm @theREALharruhy I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT
PRESCRIPTION?
02:56pm
03:05pm If you thought you were gay, think again. Those guys are setting
the bar high.
03:07pm Love the alt-text
03:12pm Having a good laugh WATCH OUT FOR THE SYMBOLS,
YOU MIGHT BE SURROUNDED BY FREEMASONS!
03:36pm @theREALharruhy She wants to fuck
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03:39pm @rabbitwho :3
RE rabbitwho: yaaaaaaaaaay!
03:46pm Seven hours before I can go home, and I'm already getting
hungry.
04:00pm Getting hungry. Zero money, but I have a couple Ibuprofens in
my bag. Would they help?
Tue Feb 15
08:58am All this talking about children is really turning me
on.#thingsIshouldntsaytomygirlfriend
09:00am @theREALharruhy don't be so negative bro. Look at me, I
thought I'd never get a gf and then shit happened.
04:10pm RT @Senate_GOPs The Senate is in session.
08:38pm I hate when I'm fapping and just when I'm about to come they
zoom in to the guy's face and I ejaculate while watching a naked man.
RE alsv_: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR ENDORSING 3D
AMERICAN PORN.
09:17pm @rabbitwho better than nothing
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RE rabbitwho: YAaaaaaaay! Very nice try! Cats are gifted at looking
away when you try to photograph them.
11:06pm "The safety dance" on the radio #cool
11:35pm I watch porn for the plot
11:35pm Harry Plotter
Wed Feb 16
10:10am THIS, TODAY AT 5AM RT @omgidothistoo I love waking up
in the middle of the night and realizing I have a few more hours of sleep.
10:21am Cellphone crashed and restarted automatically while browsing
with default Internet Browser
10:22am Cellphone crashed and restarted automatically while recovering
from previous crash.
10:25am Cellphone crashed and restarted automatically five seconds
after the "Enter PIN number" screen.
10:46am @Opera Link would be a nice feature, if only it didn't change
my webs from Speed Dial with commercial websites (e.g Amazon,
fastmail)
10:48am @Opera there should be a "Replace all current settings with
Opera Link settings" option, that way I wouldn't have to delete them
manually
10:50am >Boring speed dial >"I'll change this speed dial to the cool one
stored in Opera Link" >Activate sync >now the boring speed-dial gets
stored
02:36pm Flowers are nice but not so much when you're looking for a
place to lie down
05:12pm Being awesome, as usual.
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05:24pm Fuck, I think I solved another problem of the Euler Project but
it'll be hours before I can go home and send the answer. #impatience
Thu Feb 17
12:08am two dead chicks
RE bananapopcorn: can we to watch earth shit pls
03:18am >3:17AM >OK TIME TO DO THE HOMEWORK FOR
THE CLASS TOMORROW AT 8AM
07:22am @tripcodeuser PROPERTYISTHEFT >Password protected
09:47am Before: After: I love rearranging things; minimizing
redundancy and maximizing efficiency.
04:07pm Classmates complaining because they went to bed at 2. Hey
fucktards, I didn't sleep at all. Respect.
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Sat Feb 19
11:25am This cereal needs more honey #uselesstweet
06:51pm Google makes "speak to tweet" service available for Lybians
who are not able to access the Internet. #awesome
Sun Feb 20
01:01am "Lift me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove"
#radio
05:15pm gf trying to pick up a piece of carrot from the plate with a fork.
Me:"Use the knife. Use the knife. No, I mean, use the knife AND the
fork"
Mon Feb 21
11:33am @theREALharruhy you could get another girl to sit with you
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01:36pm Guy next to me complained about the food his mom does
because he don't like it. And then he started talking about One Piece.
#babby
Tue Feb 22
02:57pm @rabbitwho Río
03:02pm >Sit on public computer >Professional_résumé.pdf >double
click >dat face #lolprofessional
Thu Feb 24
09:48pm @theREALharruhy >no depressu tweet >skip tweet
09:49pm @alsv_ Next : Jeniffer's Body
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10:07pm @alsv_ @OriginalOmega It happened to me once, I wore my
Lucky Star Konata t-shirt and bitches were staring at me all the time
#fuckyeah
RE OriginalOmega: damn, son! That's some real fucking crazy shit right
there! You must have looked fly as fuck! Respect.
10:42pm TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH FAGGOT
Sat Feb 26
10:40pm Tried breaking up with my gf. She said "I have another idea.
We don't break up, we continue seeing each other, but you stop being a
pussy."
RE bananapopcorn: but now you're a pussy if you let her boss you
around
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Sun Feb 27
04:44am @bananapopcorn point
Mon Feb 28
12:30pm @theREALharruhy She already knows I watch anime about
little girls.
Tue Mar 01
02:02pm Maybe riding my bike really made me a pussy.
07:26pm The magic of diarrhea
07:58pm @alsv_ Under all that fat there lies a really attractive girl.
Sometimes even two.
09:38pm That feeling when you rape someone.
Wed Mar 02
04:22pm @theREALharruhy you misspelled bad
Fri Mar 04
07:36pm I'm gonna kill you and raise the body
Mon Mar 07
03:44pm Straight wishes
03:47pm probably my life would be better if I accepted weeaboos in my
life and hanged out with other people who like anime.
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03:47pm On second thought LOL NO WHAT A BUNCH OF
FAGGOTS
03:54pm It's not stalking if you're doing it on facebook.
RE alsv_: WHERE ARE YOU?
Tue Mar 08
07:07pm @rabbitwho cause you can't do that on windows, duh
Thu Mar 10
07:00pm @alsv_ at busy
RE alsv_: I MISS YOU.
07:02pm I hate doing things with other people. Most of the time it's just
me doing everything because I don't like the way they do it.
07:03pm group work: the same job that I'd alone, having to deal with the
opinions of others. Opinions that, of course, I don't give a shit about.
07:04pm My partner left and now I'm hungry, the class starts in five
minutes and I can't leave because he left his laptop plus everything else.
fag
RE alsv_: You should have left his shit there and lied to him about it
after the fact.
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Fri Mar 11
01:55pm You can't not be a pedophile on the Internet.
02:08pm TOKYO MAGNITUDE 8.9
02:16pm >4chan tsunami thread >"WHAT ABOUT MY FIGURE
ORDER" >double U
02:19pm Meanwhile, in Japan…http://img.2chan.net/9/res/1127224.htm
02:31pm What a beautiful day! Perfect day for a rape. Whether raping
or getting raped, it doesn't matter: just go under the sun and do it.
Sat Mar 12
12:13am @alsv_ watch a movie called The Piano Teacher because it's
awesome also miss u 2 :3
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Tue Mar 15
01:13pm @alsv_ That still leaves you 50 legitimate followers.
01:21pm fuck it, I'll just pretend that nothing interesting has been said
on the last two weeks I've been away from Twitter.
01:21pm Implying that's not what happens all the time on here.
01:24pm [email protected]:strokewatches@http://
www.nicovideo.jp #neverforget
01:25pm I was kind of sad and then
01:32pm @alsv_ >battle >no weapons >no battle
RE alsv_: Don't underestimate 'concealed carry' laws.
01:34pm That feeling when you try to give blood but your arms are
full of scars so they assume you have AIDS and you don't get a free
sandwich.
01:38pm Oh crap I missed Pi Day, I'm sure everybody went out and had
lots of fun games involving mathematics #T_T
01:45pm Cool after/before overlapping pictures of the effects of the
Tsunami.
01:57pm >the G-Spot is located at the end of the word Shopping
02:15pm "When did you realize you were raped?" Her: "When the check
bounced"
Thu Mar 17
01:11am @kinucakes I'd get offended if anyone compared anything I
like to High School of the Dead.
01:16am A lot of people is getting killed in Lybia, but I don't give a shit. I
have my anime, my food, and plenty of food. Why should I care?
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01:27am >Empyrium Discography >first album >good album >other
albums >they suck dicks #notthisshitagain
01:49am >Adventureland movie >Liked the actress, google her name
>Kristen Stewart >best known for playing Bella Swan in The Twilight
Saga >noooooo
02:19am There's no such thing as "fuck".
05:50pm Next language I'll try to learn: Norwegian
05:58pm If I don't get an A for this report I'm going to get very angry at
my teacher
RE bananapopcorn: i'll give you an A if he won't
Fri Mar 18
06:19pm @alsv_ shut up only bots follow you and now they're going to
swarm around me D:<
06:19pm Oh I just realized, whenever I write an emoticon ( like :< ) I
tend to make the expression with my own face.
06:25pm @rabbitwho >The moral to this modern fable is: sometimes
truth needs a powerful friend.
06:50pm #FF Fuck Faggots
RE alsv_: How are you using "Fuck" in that sentence?
06:51pm #FF Feisty Fawn
06:55pm #FF Fat and Fabulous
Sat Mar 19
04:55pm When I look in the mirror I try to rememebr that behind all the
flesh there is a skull and that one day there won't be flesh at all.
04:57pm I ♥ skulls
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04:58pm As god is my witness, this classmate of mine is gonna learn data
structures on C++ or we'll die trying.
Sun Mar 20
05:03pm I see, it took so long for the Coalition Forces to take action into
Lybia because they didn't have a good name for the operation.
RE bananapopcorn: at least it wasn't something homosexual like iraqi
freedom
06:09pm I hope when the Coal.Forces execute Qaddafi someone gets a
better record of the thing not like that shitty video of Hussein's execution
06:10pm DEPLOY SOLDIERS WITH HD CAPABLE
SMARTPHONES FOR OUR SAKE
06:20pm Why did the coal.forces chose a name for the operation without
asking for the people's approval? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I WANT
MY ONLINE POLL!
Tue Mar 22
02:58pm HTC desire is mai waifu
05:01pm @rabbitwho why = por qué. Because = porque. Question
words have accents, think of them as exclamations. BUT WHY - PERO
POR QUÉ
05:17pm @rabbitwho Also why would I want to save the world from
cyborg zombies??
07:57pm @alsv_ All that talk about toilets now I need to go :<
08:12pm @rabbitwho >Learn Spanish from a hot Latina
RE rabbitwho: connection timed out, you must have used up all their
bandwidth! http://twitter.com/#
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09:13pm Every day should be "bring your daughter to work" day.
RE bananapopcorn: bring your daughter to irc day
Wed Mar 23
03:56am I love that feeling when after six or seven hours you hear in the
radio a song you actually like. SHE WORE BLUUUUUE VEEEELVET
04:18am Testing swype chinese input support - 你是我的好朋友 ^_^
12:46pm NO ONE TOLD ME THE SELECT BUTTON WAS TO
SURRENDER TO THE COPS CHASING YOU #needforspeed
09:11pm rt @alsv_ oh fuck, good shit.
Thu Mar 24
01:45am "I'm gonna make people feel my gonohrrea…and feel the
gonohrrea in themselves!" - Cosmo Kramer
RE bananapopcorn: so how're you liking ff4 OH WAIT YOU CAN'T
BECAUSE PHONE
01:52am @rabbitwho are you surprised? that's what people do when
their government sends them to another country to kill people under its
consent.
01:53am @bananapopcorn final fantasy?
RE bananapopcorn: final firefox
01:57am "I gave you gonohrrea because I thought you'd have fun with
it!" -Cosmo Kramer
02:05am "That's Leo" "Leo?" "Yeah, you know, uncle Leo" "Oh, that's
right. Forgot his first name."
02:13am "May I ask, what do you read in the bathroom?" "I don't read in
the bathroom" "Well, aren't you something."
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02:54am @bananapopcorn I can't firefox because not a faggot
02:56am @bananapopcorn ok I a faggot but only opera #1 browser
faggot
RE bananapopcorn: oh also because i took the initiative and googled for
the ff speed dial extension
RE bananapopcorn: IT WAS A TIME CALLED YESTERDAY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOROOOOP
DOOOPDEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RE bananapopcorn: hey durplestiltskin i remember when i was a pubic
fatpad and used opera when i didn't want the browser to freeze when i
typed
04:14pm 90% of the time I think someone's wrong, in the end I am the
one who is mistaken. Consequently, I've decided not to correct anyone
any more.
RE bananapopcorn: i am either a girl, have a girl, or am extremely
attractive to girls
RE rabbitwho: I think most people would be happy if you'd just wait for
them to finish speaking before you told them they were wrong...
06:18pm Who would've thought 20 years ago that searching for linux
would return so many pictures of breasts and asses
07:31pm Why am I going out and wasting time and money with other
people? This is not the me I fell in love with.
08:43pm @theREALharruhy time to stop seeing her forever and stay in
her memory as one interesting person and not the boring faggot you are.
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Fri Mar 25
10:19am I always thought people were exaggerating when they said
WinXP asked to restart when you connected certain usb devices.Guess I
was wrong.
10:30am Back up your pornography into DVDs
02:29pm Tell everybody they don't look good, no matter what they look
like, and spread unhappiness to all your relatives and friends.
02:32pm "you know, you don't look good" "why? What do you mean?
Something wrong with my face? PLEASE TELL ME OH NO MY DAY
IS RUINED" & then u happy
Sat Mar 26
03:47am My mom made me connect to skype after a network crash just
to say bye #wholetmymotherusetheinternet
04:03am A man is being judged for being alive.He pleads not guilty.The
accusation presents him with a mirror.Upon the evidence, he commits
suicide.
04:13am On the verge of the world a heretic man receives a box with
all the secrets of the providence. He buries the box and walks away,
terrified.
02:38pm Every day is cry because you don't have an imouto day
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03:19pm uh?
Sun Mar 27
12:57pm >A movie by anonymous >director doesn't want to admit he
made such a shitty film WHERES MY INTERNET HATE MACHINE
RE bananapopcorn: more like penith
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Mon Mar 28
11:13am @DalaiLama due to your excruciating use of long words and
meaningless sentences, I lost interest.
01:51pm >Alphonse Mucha fanart >my face when :|
04:03pm Freedom is going online and telling the Dalai Lama he sucks.
Tue Mar 29
11:19am @BeardGaiKaguya then I must be a native Swazi speaker
11:56am Stepping on cat shit, that's what I'm doing.
02:40pm Learn spanish before they ruin it
03:32pm No
03:51pm @theREALharruhy No, sir.
RE bananapopcorn: that's ma'am to you
04:17pm @theREALharruhy No
04:51pm @theREALharruhy google ghroome
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05:28pm Reading opera mobile 11 specs
05:54pm @theREALharruhy I wasn't answering any question.
06:06pm @alsv_ feel like a pussy for failing at life
RE alsv_: I'm not a total failure though.
Wed Mar 30
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12:33am I have a little sister. You have a little sister? You don't have a
little sister? Poor faggie
RE alsv_: doesn't count if she's a whore.
12:50am @alsv_ Which she's not. I win at life.
01:09am Japan, disaster and the rats
01:21am @alsv_ nop
01:21am @alsv_ nop
02:32am Internet like a champ
RE rabbitwho: you already win at linux. :(
12:12pm twitpic.com/4exe9p old cake from the supermarket and candles
made out of post-its #cheapness
04:33pm Raising funds for my own terrorist organization.We'll kill
people for fun and claim it's all for a better world.
04:35pm The group by the way is to be called E.R.A. That is, Earth
Revolution Army. But worry not, for there will be no revolution, just
murdering.
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RE bananapopcorn: how about a terrorist group that just sits around and
watches anime? oh wait that's what bin laden does these days.
07:04pm とある魔術のheadache
08:35pm @bananapopcorn can I be one of the anime girls?
RE bananapopcorn: practice on your vowel squeals and maybe
Thu Mar 31
03:29am Spreading the word in case you need an account, you can use
dontbugme:bugmenot #awesomewebsites
05:04am Just being able to resize the icons and have the moest desktop
ever makes it worth installing gaybuntu
08:06am There's a strange black spot in the sky… oh no, it's hercobulus!
The end of the days! The humanity!
08:08am Aw fuck it was just a balloon. Better get out of bed and ready
for college.
11:40am I forgot my bike lock at home, I hope no one discovers my
unlocked bike between all those other locked ones.
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11:41am I tried putting it next to a better bike to divert attention, but my
bike is already the coolest., so I just relied on numbers.
11:59am bikefarting
12:07pm chairfarting
12:07pm couch farting
12:07pm cross farting
12:08pm I'm so happy
12:09pm I mean fappy #typo
12:09pm Farting and fapping = farping
12:09pm brb farping
12:14pm I don't like when my pee is all white, I prefer when it has an
intense shade of yellow, preferably with traces of blood.
02:01pm Farting because Gadafi told me not to #rowrow
02:08pm Despite all my rage I'm still just a fart in a cake ♪
02:47pm Oh boy discussion in class because people don't understand
how does the TEST instruction works in the 8086 processor. Inb4 boring
class
03:09pm At the coffee vending machine. Asian guy: "does it take 5¢
coins?" - The coffee costs 0.65 #doohoo
03:11pm I ended paying for his coffee. Hopefully now when he goes all
Seung-Hui he'll remember and spare my life #thatsracist
03:13pm It is always refreshing seeing a mullet in college
03:19pm Staring at someone else's penis while you pee #manly
04:56pm @alsv_ let's move to Finland with yang and smoke the weed
every day
RE alsv_: On it. Maybe we can also have our way with nordic white
girls. :3
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05:04pm >Open University >high-quality distance
learning for all >course available in the countries shown
>England,Ireland,Scotland,Wales #really?
RE rabbitwho: different companies do it in different countries,don't
know who does it here,I think I know someone taking it so I'll ask her.
05:45pm Sitting with classmates listening to their bullshit about the
many girls they've slept with and laughing loudly. #assholes
05:59pm 100 bullshit per second #classmates
Fri Apr 01
10:17am >Enter the bank office >Only two people in the line >Both
are old ladies >this is gonna take forever
10:19am Con: slow grandmothers Pro: sexy granddaughters
10:21am I'm so hungry I'd eat a dick.
10:22am Again.
11:41am I want to be the perfect MILF
11:51am I swear, when I turned the lights on, something went hiding
under my bed.
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Sat Apr 02
01:43pm Well, shit
08:36pm @rabbitwho Oh, so I need windows to fix Linux? AWESEMEN
09:48pm @alsv_ NO YOU'RE N—Oh wait, yes.
11:28pm Hello I'm linux and I'm fucking stupid mang
11:57pm >ubuntuforums thread >"I may have to wipe and reinstall,
unless I can find a solution to this problem" >WINDOWS NOT SO
BAD AFTER ALL, UH?
RE alsv_: Living in the dark side is always better.
Sun Apr 03
03:20am Browsing through old DVDs and finding screenshots of games
I used to play on the Connectix VGS playstation emulator #nostalgia
03:21am Never Forget
03:54am Not having internet at home is making me rage so hard
04:01am I'm going to bed so I can rest a little and get ready for another
12 hours of homework I should've done weeks ago
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10:43am Rhythmbox is the worst music player I've ever used. I wish they
made a linux version of the windows media player.
02:42pm Ubuntu 11.04 Beta 1 To install or not to install…
02:47pm "…includes the music player Banshee (replacing Rhythmbox)"
03:06pm #sharing
03:10pm Download Blaster Knuckle asap
03:15pm @bananapopcorn cause #animu faggots are the only faggots I
like
05:01pm Call me mister mittens
10:10pm THERE'S ONLY HATE INSIDE OF ME
10:11pm Hate and an unrequited love for kittens ● ω ●
10:52pm @TheBattleAngel I noticed. I'm not prepared for so much
responsibility, so I'm afraid I'll unfollow you until I grow some pubic hair.
Mon Apr 04
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12:34am — — ANIME LIBERATION FRONT DEATH TO
TERRORIST SWINE UNITE AGAINST THE ZIONIST FRONT
12:46am Troll yourself by watching anime you don't like
11:00am If your breakfast doesn't include at least one glass of whiskey,
you should seek professional advice.
11:10am I only watch anime that comes recommended by the AWO
podcast, because they know what's best for me.
11:17am Watched a movie called "fuck your mom in the ass". Wait, that
wasn't a movie, that was just the average sunday evening at your place.
02:32pm one of the few things my father bought that I'm grateful for
Tue Apr 05
03:30am rename -n 's/_/ /g' * #linuxImLovingIt
03:33am @alsv_ The manga guide to anime
03:35am @rabbitwho WHO SAID THAT ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL
TOWN TELL ME I FEEL LIKE KICKING SOME ASS
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03:37am "It's okay if I don't sleep tonight, I'll just sleep long enough
tomorrow and i'll feel great the day after" <- what I say every night
11:15am Auf dem weg zu einer neuen männlichkeit
02:14pm depression board wants you to be the sad
02:20pm This is gonna be a long, horrible summer #si #orange
02:37pm My armour is pancake - my shield is walnut - my sword is
pastry.
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06:55pm He can bear my children
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07:00pm DAMN FUCK WHATS WRONG WITH LIVEJOURNAL, I
WANT TO BLOG MY SORROWS
RE alsv_: What's wrong with your fonts?
07:02pm >Mugen no Ryvius >Download >Mazinkaizer >Download
>Chouja Raideen >Download WHERE IS THE TIME GONNA
COME FROM?
07:04pm Follower number 20 decides what picture I masturbate to and
post it to my twitter streamline
07:07pm @Airskadt FLAMEVIPER
09:51pm But I don't want to be a man!
Wed Apr 06
01:37am ⚠ ACHTUNG ⚠
09:21am @alsv_ she obviously has to wait until shit happens and then
after crying babby tears she goes back to the past, faster better stronger
09:25am Jennifer Lopez ripping off the dance of death
09:28am >at the kitchen >oh I need to wash the tupper >walk to the
bedroom > pick up phone, tweet >go back to the kitchen >oh I need
to… #dumbloop
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10:31am *now in stereo*
04:13pm @rabbitwho but you're gonna be missing on awesome stuff like
this: (Check out his Following list)
RE rabbitwho: Now that i've seen that any other moving icons would be a
let down.
04:20pm Useless website that I like
05:07pm 8bit version of Madoka Magica OP (audio only)
05:10pm MY LIFE IN PICTURES Might contain traces of penguins
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05:23pm I got 82 @CupcakeAndTea
10:25pm Found an ant in my clothes and now I feel bad because I don't
know where it came from so it's most surely gonna die.
10:31pm @rabbitwho what are phones for
Thu Apr 07
01:46am >Try writing my email on a website >Left Alt key isn't
choosing 3rd Level >Spend two hours trying to fix it >What was I doing,
again?
01:47am If you don't like babies don't buy them you moron
10:08am @shinn87 kampfer?
Sat Apr 09
11:17pm Damn, thinking about children is ruining my sex life.
RE alsv_: >implying you have a sex life
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11:21pm @alsv_ I DO!...sort of
RE alsv_: By that, do you mean she's the one giving it to you instead of
the other way around?
11:26pm @alsv_ yeah rape works the other way around in this
relationship
Sun Apr 10
01:23pm @thrubeingdrew ARE U ROBUTT TELL ME I NEED 2
NO :(
08:02pm >Disease arrives in madagascar >fuck yeah #pandemic2
Mon Apr 11
01:42am Can I pet the kitty?
01:43am what world is this?
02:11am When you say fucking piece of whore shit, are you talking
about me?
Tue Apr 12
12:34am RT if you love Whiskey and Justin Bieber
03:37pm From extremely sleepy to extremely excited with one single cup
of coffee. Where's my middle point, dammit?
Wed Apr 13
12:14pm It's not rape if she's not breathing
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08:12pm On the road to hate again
08:14pm Plans are ruined. I ruined plans.
Thu Apr 14
01:49am @rabbitwho when I was 9 or 10 a girl my age offered to
have sex with me. Luckily I said no; I could have gone to jail for that!
#truestory
10:16am @alsv_ PEOPLE YOU MIGHT KNOW
05:12pm @alsv_ shoe on head
05:15pm C-Could it be…another chapter of Gunnm Last Order?
#excited
RE disassemblyline: agreed :D
05:22pm WTF ONLY 30 PAGES? WHERE'S MY ACTION
MUTHAFUCKA! #gunnmLO101
05:31pm @alsv_ and you thought for a second you had found an IRL
broski
RE alsv_: Yeah, sadly.
05:32pm >Open anime download website >just kidding >close window
#animeruinslives
07:22pm Hard drives are human too, and they die all the time.
#AlwaysKeepInMind
07:30pm A girl about eight or nine, crossing the street not walking but
doing cartwheels #absolutecute
RE bananapopcorn: pics of her upside-down from above
07:50pm @bananapopcorn what good are pictures for? You had to be
there to appreciate it.
RE bananapopcorn: i'm pretty adept at loli appreciation
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08:18pm @alsv_ Haven't seen your mom yet, but I plan on spending the
night with her.
RE alsv_: lol
08:20pm @theREALharruhy please end your life.
08:49pm @alsv_ you should have circled the car so there would be a
three-dimensional view of you available online.
RE alsv_: That would mean I would have to hijack a bus, which i'm sure
is illegal.
10:19pm @alsv_ why couldn't you just run around the google car?
10:34pm Me: "Come on, you have things to do, why are you yawning?"
Her: "Because you're talking!"
Fri Apr 15
08:57am when did umbrellas became part of the biological residues?
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07:14pm Two hours in a car with the windows closed and a stupid dog
that smells like shit. Yeah, this is the weekend of my dreams.
Sat Apr 16
10:42am www my cousin just used the word "brutal" to describe
Rihanna's latest song
12:58pm @alsv_ DON'T THINK TWICE
12:59pm Why hasn't this weekend ended already #fuck
RE bananapopcorn: and sunday comes afterwards
RE bananapopcorn: I DON'T WANT THIS WEEKEND TO
ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
RE rabbitwho: Go off by yourself and read a book?
01:12pm @rabbitwho they're going to watch the stupid sucker match so
I'll go take a shower and read my books.
Thu Apr 21
02:10pm I'm back
Sat Apr 23
08:44pm I got my cellphone back #awesome
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Sun Apr 24
08:07pm so glad I sold my soul to Pepsi
RE bananapopcorn: how is it taller
11:30pm @bananapopcorn It's magic, don't ask about it and just drink it.
11:32pm @theREALharruhy u mad cause ur fat for drinking 2 much
coke
Mon Apr 25
12:40am A sky full of stars…but it definitely could use some more.
11:09am @theREALharruhy be more gay please
11:55am Someone not in my flat, not naked and not sucking my dick?
Definitely not your mom
11:59am I love threesomes
12:00pm I mean tree songs
02:07pm RT @theREALffuck: Retweet your own tweets for maximum
impact
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Tue Apr 26
05:25pm @wikileaks does wikileaks get any revenue for the game?
06:24pm NO NO NO I still have to finish Baldur's Gate before I play
Icewind Dale.
RE bananapopcorn: stein's gate > baldur's
06:25pm One day I'd like to be the "He looked just like any other kid"
kid to my neighbors
07:17pm Why is @opera saying that gmail.com is a harmful website?
RE bananapopcorn: because gmail had a virus and you probably have it
now
09:10pm Whiskey knows better
09:11pm Drunk is my happy
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Wed Apr 27
01:22am Mindfuka magica #11
RE bananapopcorn: try her oxyclean
02:41pm @theREALharruhy breathing consumes a lot of energy, stop
breathing for a while and you'll feel better.
02:50pm @theREALharruhy joke's on you I'm having sex with your
mom
02:50pm "Religious beliefs are sabotaging the only divine purpose for
humanity; venturing into space." #420chan
RE tripcodeuser: REMEMBER BABEL
03:01pm I hate when the computer is slow and I click an anime NSFW
picture and it takes forever to close the tab :<
04:41pm I swear, this morning when I woke up I was a girl!
05:29pm Haters gonna hate
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RE bananapopcorn: reported
08:10pm My kindergarten girlfriend loves the twilight saga. I wonder if I
have something to do with it.
RE bananapopcorn: at least she liked you enough that even today she's
still attracted to faggots
11:36pm You say Justin Bieber, I say Linkin Park
Thu Apr 28
04:39am I hate it when you're trying to rape someone and cops show up
and tell you to stop.
08:44am Power buttons turn me on
08:48am I'm gonna tear you a new soul
08:53am ti-ti-ti-ti-ti ti-ti-ti-ti-ti ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-tiro finale!
10:44am When someone is holding the door for me i like to slow down
just to annoy them
02:14pm Oh fuck, I actually forgot what Kampfer was about.
RE bananapopcorn: JOKE'S ON YOU KAMPFER'S NOT ABOUT
ANYTHING
04:10pm Just chillaxing, wearing my red hoodie, throwing some puppies
into the river
04:53pm Show other people how comfortable and secure you feel
around them: when visiting, use the toilet without closing the door.
04:57pm That feel when your heart beats
04:59pm @theREALharruhy tell your mom I love her
05:03pm If I didn't have twitter I'd have to get a life. If it costed money,
I'd be the first person to pay my account every month.
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05:05pm @tripcodeuser AND REPTILIANS AS WELL oh wait, not
talking about Obama
09:06pm Why do you have a computer? you're a cat!
11:37pm her: "at least she didn't steal your underwear and post it to a
complete stranger without even asking for financial compensation"
RE bananapopcorn: you get caught?
11:37pm me: "you make it sound like it's a bad thing!"
Fri Apr 29
12:13am @bananapopcorn No, I was talking about it with my gf, who
mentioned I should've charged for it and bought my cousin a gift or
something.
12:24am Ok I have 21 followers so one of you can decide which picture I
jerk off to and post results in here
RE bananapopcorn: j/k it's http://teenymanolo.com/wordpress/wpcontent/uploads/2009/08/Link.jpg
RE bananapopcorn: j/k it's http://i.imm.io/5dNX.jpeg
RE bananapopcorn: http://i.imm.io/4XoZ.jpeg
12:29am I'm not even lying when I say I wanna fuck someone's mother.
Anyone.
RE bananapopcorn: how about this mom http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/
m2/sep2005/4/0/000D8D81-8A08-131E-BB8F0C01AC1BF814.jpg
RE alsv_: Start with your own.
05:05am "…That is if you know enough of spoken Japanese already,
which you should if you watched enough anime" #4chan/a/
05:06am @alsv_ lucky bastard, my wap bro is a pillow T_T
RE alsv_: Your wap bro has more commitment than mine.
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05:07am No, really. Why would anyone ever want to watch the entire
Asobi Ni Iku Yo anime?
05:09am Masturbating while watching anime is deprecating the work of
the artist.
RE bananapopcorn: *is fulfilling and completing the work
05:38am Time to shut the computer down
03:13pm Instead of telling real people about my dreams, I had a dream
where I was talking to other people about a IRL experience.
03:13pm And much like in real life, they didn't care at all.
03:22pm I had a premonitory dream in which I was having sex with your
mom tonight.
03:23pm If I ever manage to have lucid dreams, first thing I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna fuck an entire bus of moms.
03:27pm Did Prince Charles married Diana of Wales already? Man
those people are slow
04:06pm I'm gonna have to start reading Bleach and One Piece so I can
contribute to Narutards/Bleachfags/wanpissfags threads in 4chan
RE bananapopcorn: i take it you're already on the up-and-up for
narutardation
Sat Apr 30
09:34pm @alsv_ kill yourself
RE alsv_: Not at home.
10:50pm @alsv_ how is that a problem
RE alsv_: I already told you I don't want to stay at home.
11:21pm @alsv_ how is that preventing you from killing yourself
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Sun May 01
02:01am Your tweets, retweeted
02:09am If you like me please consider buying the full version
RE bananapopcorn: how much? i've got my privacy rights AND 4 years
in debtors' prison
02:43pm I'M TURNING IT OFF! I SWEAR!
09:01pm I want to be able to tell when the neighbours are using the
bathroom; it makes me feel safe.
10:32pm Oh, it's mambo no.5 in the radio. *turns it off*
Mon May 02
08:36am "you have to download a total of 735M. This download will take
about 16 hours with your connection" #shitconnection
09:25am Anime girls are not sweaty enough for american obese children
obsessed with wrestling
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10:49am I'm so glad the U.S. finally caught a terrorist they armed,
trained, and supported for so many years!
10:52am Osama Bin Laden didn't have any phone or Internet access. No
wonder he was so angry!
10:52am Bin Laden's body already disposed of? WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO HIDE AMERICA
10:55am If I don't see a picture of someone pointing at Bin Laden's body
and laughing, I will never believe he's been killed by the american army.
11:06am LEAKED DOCUMENTS! EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE!
Tue May 03
01:31pm @levelupstudio getting a big white box with a tickbox and
the Plume logo whenever I retweet from the Widget. Android 2.2 with
Launcher Pro
RE levelupstudio: which device? it's the dialog that ask for a
confirmation, might be a theme problem
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01:37pm @levelupstudio HTC Desire. Just changed Sense to check if it
had anything to do with Launcher Pro, but I get the same problem.
RE levelupstudio: do you use any hack to change the text color?
01:44pm @levelupstudio Not that I know of. Just tried resetting
Launcher Pro to default settings and the bug is still there.
RE levelupstudio: ok seems to be a problem with sense
01:48pm @levelupstudio Even if I'm using Launcher Pro?
RE levelupstudio: sense cannot be totally deactivated, except if you flash
a stock ROM
01:55pm @levelupstudio I see. Thanks anyway!
RE levelupstudio: we will fix it anyway
03:20pm Osama will forever live in the tears of those who loved him T_T
11:10pm @alsv_ Osama Allsave
11:14pm Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bin Laden
Squarepants!
11:20pm How much for those breasts?
11:22pm Most girls I know have ugly nails. My nails look p nice. Yet it'd
not conform to this society's standards if I painted them. Not fair I say.
RE bananapopcorn: you're just mad that society has standards and you
don't
Wed May 04
10:24am My classmate never showed up so I missed Sloterdijk's
conference for nothing. Fuck people, seriously.
10:29am Why do teachers insist on pairing me up with other people?
This is college, not a fucking social club.
10:39am Dalai Lama: "Happiness is a warm colon" #paraphrasing
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10:23pm @bananapopcorn don't ever forget you're my daisetsu na hito!
10:25pm I'd have so much fun if I were a girl!
10:38pm ANNOYING GIRL RUINED MY FB JOKE WITH
HER STUPID COMMENTARY ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE
APPRECIATES ME, SOME PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHEN 2 KILL
THEMSELVES
Thu May 05
09:09am Run Al-Zawahiri, run!
09:19am Random girl in facebook: "Hi! Can I ask you something?" Me:
omg I scored "of course!" Her: "is it true that your sister its a lesbian?" :/
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Fri May 06
09:24am @alsv_ suck your dick and it'll feel like someone else is sucking
it!
09:36am 10am? what the fuck, I don't remember dismissing all five clock
alarms!
05:35pm It'd have been really something if Kenton Cool had died after
all those tweets announcing he was going to tweet from the Everest
summit.
06:15pm
06:42pm Best Bin Laden
Sat May 07
11:03pm @Firefox Merriam Webster dictionary says «Definition of
SELECT 1 : chosen from a number or group by fitness or pre
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11:09pm @alsv_ get her an anime guide to something.
RE alsv_: Interestingly, I did find a guide to drawing manga in spanish
while I was there.
11:18pm @alsv_ Trust me, she already got that topic covered ;)
11:20pm My mom calls to tell me how depressed she is; I bite my tongue
not to say "lol kill yourself fag"
RE rabbitwho: I wish this was your mom: http://bit.ly/i1fOFA . She is my
Madonna.
Mon May 09
03:58am RT @shinn87 I support Kyoto Animation in making their
characters more Asian-looking
05:22am This fantastic redhead teen will not only flash her tits but she
will also engage in wicked masturbation up close and personal for YOU
RE bananapopcorn: pshh, i've been doing that for years
11:17pm Avoid sticking to unnecessary social protocols and possibly
facing rejection by having sex with your mom #lifehacks
11:18pm Don't trust anyone who says that mushrooms are anything less
than the greatest thing you can eat fried #lifehacks
Tue May 10
11:20am Add 3-inches more to your SHORT PENIS! 4 months supply $149.95 (YOU SAVE $44.90)
11:24am Breaking News: Mom makes $379/day Working From Home
11:25am I finally understood the "New Tweet" small icon at the top bar
of new twitter. It saves me the effort of scrolling all the way 2 the top
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11:27am «if you can't internet my level right now i am being melodramtic
on purpose i am aware of it but i have real concernsl» #420chan
11:31am Funny naked girls — Penis Growth Free trial: Make their tops
fly off with your powerful tool
11:36am Shitty shitty shitty Hourou Musuko torrent :(
11:45am Oh well, Spotify went absolute retarded with that new monthly
hour limit. Another music service that I won't be using.
05:56pm I C U HATIN
06:09pm I don't get poor people. Who would anyone choose not having
any money?
06:24pm @youtube That auto play thing when a video finishes is a really
bad idea. Everyone is complaining. Remove that immediately.
08:29pm @bananapopcorn are you dressed already, fatty?
RE bananapopcorn: got the lingerie on and the vlc playlist loaded and
my finger's on the spacebar <3
08:47pm @bananapopcorn you better be going to that stupid school or
I'm gonna kick your butt
10:33pm @bananapopcorn NIGRAR WHERE R U BETTER NOT BE
WATCHING THAT SHIT STEIN GATE ANIME TELL ME YOUR
OUTSIDE
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RE bananapopcorn: lost card so i can't pay for anyshit gief monies plox
Wed May 11
10:23am One Piece? An old hag with enormous breasts and no moé
appeal? This is not the figure I ordered!http://twitpic.com/4w6ii5
01:09pm Children, think, someone, etc. RT @shinn87
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01:58pm This is the only explanation
RE bananapopcorn: are you sure you didn't just order a slut fig assuming
they'd know you meant nagi?
07:16pm My tummy hurts T_T sad tummy RT if your tummy hurts
Thu May 12
05:52pm Giving up is such a satisfactory sensation, I don't understand
why some people don't like it.
05:54pm Try "nothing" Try harder "nup nothing" Try even harder "Damn
nothing!" Give up "Fuck yeah"
06:05pm Ha ha, my twitter client calls "friends" the people I follow
Fri May 13
03:41am Oh crap, british MTV
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03:46am British MTV, hipster shit music and heineken fot drinking
#cestlavie
04:01am Why the fuck do they make alcoholic drinks with less than 10%
content of alcohol
05:28pm Call me Desu
06:01pm This is weird in so many levels
06:08pm Ah fuck that penis girl manga I was reading ended without any
real action. I'm so disappointed :(
Sat May 14
11:25pm
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Mon May 16
08:10am @alsv_ bestiality is the best ality
08:13am Computer won't turn on
08:32am Computer won't recognize external hard drive
11:28pm I love the smell of fabric softener How can you not love this
wonderful perfume? You are Satan
Tue May 17
11:48am Best cat music rap video
12:56pm «I kill u» «No im strong ur weak» «I trust my freinds arrrgg»
«where is all his power coming from nooo I die!» #naruto #bleach
#onepiece
01:03pm oh lol they began banning manga for "incest" in Japan huhuhu
01:05pm >10: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
>heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
01:12pm Hey through my headphones I can hear beeps when I copy
something to my flash drive. COMPUTER ARE YOU TRYING TO
REACH OUT TO ME
RE bananapopcorn: fem is trying to tell me that spain is revolving and
linking stuff like http://youtu.be/_5Vm48Eeb_Y is this true
06:22pm @bananapopcorn nop nothing is happening, just some kids
with lots of free time. Pay no attention.
RE bananapopcorn: if you say so che
Thu May 19
10:01am Some sort of loli orgasm machine
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12:29pm Boot error
03:33pm >realising anime/manga characters aren't real >wake up and
stop being a faggot
03:34pm @alsv_ he wants to fuck
03:39pm >Start reading "Trap: Younger Brother-In-Law" now!
>bueno.jpeg
06:56pm About to complete the cycle of full anime retardation by
watching Death Note #ohgodno
07:01pm Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, Death Note #quadrilogyofshame
07:18pm I'm not the kind of person who uses the Internet
Fri May 20
01:15pm Every day is cry manly tears day when you listen to the
soundtrack of Hoshi no Koe.
02:34pm Six tweets under
02:34pm Self proclaimed king of tweets
02:38pm Replace all instances of "baby" with "femngi"
02:39pm Unprotected sex with a femngi
02:40pm Illegal femngis for lunch
02:42pm Ask permission to marry a virgin femngi
03:05pm Toss a femngi's salad
04:25pm It's like I have a penis
Sat May 21
01:47pm @J0kk23 Try plume. New version seems to be having some
problems, but usually it works pretty well
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01:48pm IF YOU COME FROM @ALSV LET ME TELL YOU HE'S
A PEDOPHILE AND A COMMUNIST AND HE USED TO HOLD
SKYPE CONFERENCES WITH BIN LADEN AND MUBARAK
02:34pm OOPS I MEANT TO SAY @ALSV_ BUT ANYWAY THEY
BOTH ARE DISGUSTING PEDOPHILES YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT OR THEY'RE GONNA MOLEST YOUR CHILDREN
03:17pm Will you fuck me when I'm dead?
03:32pm NO I CAN'T BROWSE 4CHAN I'M STUDYING COME ON
BRAIN GIVE ME A HAND HERE
Sun May 22
01:07am If you are a faggot please press 1
01:10am I know a person who actually believes the dinosaurs never
existed and to make it worst he doesn't even believe in creationist
bullshit.
01:12am By that I mean the person doesn't use creationism against
dinosaurs, just says they never existed and fossils are all fake.
RE OriginalOmega: the fool must die...
01:32am Your mom called but I had bad reception so I could only hear
"your dick", "please" and "from behind".
02:05am lots of "your mom" jokes
02:08am Be a sweetie and say "Itadakimasu~♪" before raping a little
girl.
02:34am how come I'm the only one making fun of people on facebook
setting up meetings for that "Spanish Revolution" crap? WHERE MY
TROLL BROS AT
RE OriginalOmega: it's 9:30 ish. Your troll bros are probably asleep.
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10:35am @OriginalOmega who are you and why are you following me?
stop being creepy, I bet you follow children in real life.
RE OriginalOmega: hah! Said the creeper. You mentioned me in
something that @alsv_ said a while back, something about a shirt. And
no, you pedo.
04:36pm Drown yourself in sorrow and get pulled afloat by cute anime
girls
07:18pm @OriginalOmega I mentioned you? I DON'T THINK SO
SON
RE OriginalOmega: correction: YOU KNOW SO, SSSSSSSSSONNY
BOY.
07:19pm Dial "3" for
"3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781
07:27pm eugh
08:32pm "Princess Beatrice Royal Wedding Hat by Philip Treacy" sold at
US $131,341.47
08:55pm Some of those Westboro Baptist Church girls are really hot
09:02pm If the Westboro Baptist Church message was more like "God
hates everybody and you're all faggots, not only the gay" I'd consider
joining.
RE rabbitwho: but the documentary shows they're nice people who are
just pretending to be hateful in order to keep their family together
RE rabbitwho: no no, they really hate everyone outside of their church,
everyone. Watch the Louis Theroux documentary about them (on yt)
RE bananapopcorn: but that's what it is http://
www.godhatestheworld.com/
09:10pm @bananapopcorn No, they just hate pedophiles and fags and
supporters. They should hate everybody; no conditions, no exceptions.
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RE bananapopcorn: idk they say everyone not protesting faggots is
supporting them too so i think that's pretty inclusive
09:14pm @bananapopcorn you should work harder on that shop before
sending it for approval
RE bananapopcorn: http://i.imm.io/5PyC.jpeg director's cut with new
visual effects
Mon May 23
11:24am RT @DalaiLama The quality of autism is fundamental, in my
opinion, and will fill our daily lives with serenity and happiness.
04:20pm @shinn87 >implying the rapture didn't happen
08:16pm Go watch your gay anime you faggot
08:19pm To watch anime cartoons… to not be a faggot… what a
dilemma.
Tue May 24
09:33am It's not appropriated to love an anime character
09:38am Rapid Erection Movement
09:58am Aww is offline
RE rabbitwho: Nope, it's not. Your college blocks it maybe?
10:23am best Lady Gaga cover
10:24am @rabbitwho uh—it's back online again
RE rabbitwho: ah ha! congrats.
11:02am Sarcasm is my sex
02:10pm Coming down with terror
02:10pm By that I mean taking a dump
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02:22pm Children should eat healthy
02:43pm Anime from late 50s
03:48pm Going back home. To be honest all I did at the university was
have lunch, followed by five hours of do nothing.
04:19pm There's been a lack of decent doo hoo hoos lately
04:44pm What kind of son would I be if I didn't blame everything on my
parents?
08:20pm Are you still master of your bottom?
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08:53pm >Computer crashed >Open office "Press Start recovery to
start the recovery" >"Document recovered" >mfw document
Wed May 25
07:54pm Farting my way to the top
Thu May 26
12:32am @bananapopcorn error: success
RE bananapopcorn: twitter finally stopped being broke so i'll get to work
on that right away
12:31pm Four years have passed but I'd still do nasty things to whatever
is remaining of Anne Nicole Smith's body.
04:06pm Ok fine, sometimes I watch anime for the plot.
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04:13pm When I die give my organs to the sick and feed the rest to the
less fortunate.
04:20pm Most girls I have sex with stop talking to me once they turn 18.
I wonder if that happens to everyone or is just my bad luck.
Fri May 27
12:58am Another one of those days when I think about getting rid of all
my crap and live a life devoted to spirituality and enlightenment.
01:01am dino-tan "do you hate the black?" Me "the black?" Her "yeah
you know, those muslims" #getsDumberAndDumber
RE alsv_: Stick your dick in her mouth and then she won't be able to say
stupid shit. Problem solved.
01:26am @alsv_ like you have anything better to do than reading /a/
stories
RE alsv_: I'm very busy not doing stuff.
Sat May 28
02:12am "If you put a piece of meat in a glass with Coke it'd disappear
because meat has like, no cells or something." #dinotan
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10:53am eating breakfast like an anime
11:08pm At least once I want to know what it feels like to be courted by
a gay man.
11:30pm RT @DalaiLama Deleting facebook comments from other
people because you disagree with them is a signal of weakness and of
being a faggot.
11:31pm @robdelaney I don't get it. I see the two girls alright.
11:34pm Love weakens. Hate awakens.
RE rabbitwho: WHAT DID I DO WRONG NOW!?
Sun May 29
12:34am @rabbitwho THAT LUNCH WAS TERRIBLE
12:37am I wonder who's gonna put pebbles in my gravestone once I'm no
longer here.
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12:50am I wonder , are human ashes edible?Can't think of a better way
to honour your beloved ones than eating what little is left from them.
12:56am If you see me after I die please say hi
Mon May 30
01:16pm I just ate but I'm still hungry. This is a travesty and I'm not
gonna stand up to it. #revolution
01:25pm Girl "I have a plan B. It goes with my plan J."
#twoandahalfmen
RE rabbitwho: Study?
01:42pm @rabbitwho I'm resting after lunch. Give me a break!
RE rabbitwho: Now?
RE rabbitwho: k
02:16pm @rabbitwho Big bang, an episode I haven't seen!
Tue May 31
08:25pm I like Obama, but thanks to him my dream of being the darkest
president in the history of the United States will never come true.
08:48pm @alsv_ Johnny Plumber and the magical ruby cristal.
RE alsv_: Truly I have missed out on the world's next Shakespeare.
08:51pm @alsv_ You should have shown more interest and maybe now
you'd have a friend.
RE alsv_: She didn't look all that friendly. She looked very moody.
08:55pm One reason I'll probably never go on a killing spree is that no
matter how many people I expect to kill, I'd always think is not enough.
08:56pm I want to see Jodie Foster's beaver.
10:32pm @theREALharruhy Take care
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11:18pm I could win a pair of suspenders signed by Larry King? I jelly
11:40pm Wanna know what I think it's the best thing about leaving
people hanging?
11:41pm I made you a cookie but I raped it
11:56pm I was very disappointed when they told me I could not cosplay
as Sasuke at the next social convention.
11:57pm Wait, I think I understand now...yeah you were right, rape is
actually kind of a bad thing.
Wed Jun 01
06:04am I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to take off your clothes
and come with me.
06:14am There's something fundamentally wrong with this world when
there are two little girls trying to cross the street and no one slows down.
RE bananapopcorn: the faster you go, the fewer kids you'll drive past and
risk hitting
06:15am I myself would not only stop the car, I'd also offer them to ride
it.
06:17am Uh, I just realized that last tweet could be misinterpreted by
some people. I was just talking about having sex with them.
06:35am If you stare at her breasts long enough, she'll have no other
option but to have sex with you.#lifehacks
07:10am Old, but wonderful
RE rabbitwho: Don't you have a big exam today? [This response was
automatically generated. User asleep and dreaming of fluffy kittens.]
07:12am ドーホーホー
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07:31am @rabbitwho uh yeah, in half an hour. But I'm not going to
learn in one day what I learned in a year, right? Thus Internet
RE rabbitwho: I think you're underestimating the awesome power of the
human brain, but good luck & 100 golden cats waving their arms to you.
11:31am That feel when you type a filename and press Enter but you
accidentally mistype and it opens a picture of questionable work safety.
11:32am ☑ YES I'D LOVE TO CHECK THIS FREE DOWNLOAD
11:59am Raging because people online said Hidamari Sketch is shit D:<
12:21pm I'm hungry but at the same time I need to take a dump. You
can't explain this contradiction.
12:23pm Ok poo wins, I need to get home ASAP
12:51pm Every time you turn down sex, a new Mahou Shoujo anime is
made. Think about it.
Fri Jun 03
10:30am I am a magic user
Sat Jun 04
10:53pm I think I'm going to proceed with my plan to get rid of all my
clothes and just buy five or six similar outfits so I don't have to choose.
Sun Jun 05
12:54am I wished Craigslist was more popular in Spain so I could have
one-night stands with men older and obviously less successful than me.
03:21pm My father went out to see a Tennis match. I'd call him to know
when he's coming back but he'd probably think I want to talk to him.
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10:42pm @alsv_ don't forget to mention you run moepod
RE alsv_: I'll get accepted into Pedophile University for sure.
Mon Jun 06
02:27pm That feel of satisfaction when u walk behind a really attractive
girl and when she turns around u see she has a huge nose and crooked
teeth.
Tue Jun 07
12:07am I read in the Internet that if I have sex too many times I'll end
up becoming a girl. Someone with an active sexual life please confirm.
12:20am @kristinyaa I'm afraid you did not understand my question.
RE alsv_: It's correlational proof that a lot of sex makes you into a girl.
12:28am So now they're saying the deadly E.coli outbreak didn't have
its origin in Spain? I'M SO INDIGNANT, THIS CALLS FOR A
REVOLUTION! #GoSpain
01:11am Yay I passed German 1 with 81/100 :)
RE alsv_: Hitler would be proud.
05:39pm I wish I could plug my brain to the Al-Jazeera channel for all
the summer.
07:28pm I can't tell you what it was about, but today I signed my very
first confidentiality agreement.
07:29pm It contained the words "Obama", "Jews", and a subtle reference
to forceful sexual intercourse.
RE bananapopcorn: are you sure you didn't just sign #animu logs if
that's what was in it
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10:08pm @alsv_ yeah, that happens. And it's easier to give up dating
than masturbating.
RE alsv_: I was all exited about it too. I was planning shit, thinking about
places to eat, and now... nothing.
10:14pm @alsv_ here's something to think about: Sex is pretty much
like masturbation. You're probably gonna feel the same way after it.
AWESOME, UH?
RE alsv_: You're a more successful boyfriend than I am, how do you deal
with it?
10:22pm @alsv_ I just accepted an invitation to go out and then BAM! I
was a boyfriend.
10:40pm I wonder what's the story behind this picture of my penis I just
found in my hard drive.
RE bananapopcorn: only explanation is you were hacked by a (sexual)
stunt double with a camera imo
10:44pm RT @alsv_ FUCK THOSE NIGGERS man that obama is a
nigger why did we vote for him? FUCK NIGGERS
10:50pm RT @DalaiLama We should value our enemies because they
provide us with unique opportunities to practice tolerance; nevertheless
fuck niggers
10:51pm I clicked the "Similar to @DalaiLama" link only to get a list
with more twitter accounts, instead of the expected pictures of penises.
10:52pm RT @UNICEF UNICEF provides shelter and sanitation to
families and children displaced by conflict in Libya, excepts for niggers
11:09pm I might only have 26 followers but they are the biggest
protesters against the law forbidding sex with underage girls. Fight on,
brothers!
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11:12pm According to the thing I signed today I now belong to a very
exclusive group of less than 5000 members through all Spain.
11:14pm And we control the future of whatever Spanish people are
going to be watching in the media during the years to come. THATS IT,
NO MORE INFO!
RE bananapopcorn: hey i wanna control spain pleaaaaaaaaaaase
11:17pm @bananapopcorn no you don't even live in Spain. Go control
your own overweight population you greasy weeaboo
RE bananapopcorn: we don't even live in anime but our exclusive group
gets to control the future of it by having opinions on it on the internet
11:27pm @bananapopcorn you're just trying to make you feel not so bad
for not being able to control an entire country like I can :p
11:30pm It's time to go to bed and dream about how awesome I am. And
naked little girls eating strawberry chocolate while playing Mario Kart
64.
Wed Jun 08
12:29am Uh oh I accidentally spilled some glow-in-the-dark paint over
my penis and the result is awesome. Ok maybe it wasn't so accidental.
10:36am Previously on theREALffuck
10:44am @shinn87 I don't like that game style. I played Odin's Sphere
and HATED IT
11:31am >Sit down on front of the computer >Install utorrent >I have
nothing to download >http://torrents.thepiratebay.org/feelsbad.torrent
12:55pm @alsv_ good luck!
02:25pm RT @ladygaga Those nigger jokes always crack me up.
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02:50pm @theREALharruhy was it a five-second presentation?
Otherwise it doesn't make sense to be so relieved
03:01pm 昔、昔。。。
09:35pm @funnyoneliners uh, a gigabyte is actually 1024 megabytes
#smartass
11:54pm @twitter how do I confirm my account? I want people to know
I'm the REAL ffuck.
Thu Jun 09
02:53am Accept friend request from my mom in facebook. Bad idea, or
worst idea?
RE bananapopcorn: you can show her all the animes you've fanned and
friended
RE alsv_: lol your mom is on facebook
02:55am Hu hu my brain is really smart. "Are you gonna play those
horror stories in your mp3 player? Well then lets hide under the blanket
first"
02:57am @alsv_ I like your tweets. And I like you *blushes*
RE alsv_: STAY OFF MY DICK NIGGA
03:00am @alsv_ I was just trying to be nice...it's not like I enjoy reading
your tweets, b-baka!
03:03am My newly acquired friendship with my mom means my days of
soft trolling facebook are over. I had some good times. #goawaymom
RE alsv_: I didn't realize you did any trolling on facebook. Also, what
happened to your old account?
03:05am @bananapopcorn I'm going to try to get her password and
spam anime links from her account
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03:09am Pffff I'm not a child anymore *play* "you're home
alone...there's nothing to fear...then why are you so scared?" oh boy oh
boy D:
03:12am @alsv_ soft trolling. Also I don't use the old account that much
anymore, since I got the one for college with my name and stuff.
RE alsv_: Your college wants you to have a facebook account?
03:13am Ok I'm going to stop tweeting and hug my pillow and try not to
die of a heart attack.
04:22pm @alsv_ I hadn't seen your new background! I jelly
04:49pm A fly landed on top of the screen and I tried to make it go away
by moving the pointer towards it. The fly didn't move. Then I felt dumb.
Fri Jun 10
06:27pm I'm sorry things have come to this, mom.
06:30pm @alsv_ Uh no, i have one so I can copy homework from my
classmates
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06:54pm My facebook friends always put a smirk in my face
10:30pm @alsv_ alcohol, my friend. Alcohol is your friend.
RE alsv_: Alprazolam is close enough to alcohol.
11:35pm @alsv_ Give that bitch some Nutella. Bitches love nutella.
Sat Jun 11
02:03pm @bananapopcorn we really don't need a new high-speed train,
they should have used that money to improve existing trains and bus
lines.
07:35pm The neighbour was in the parking with his daughter. She was
unbelievably cute. This is the time I've bitten my lower lip the hardest.
Sun Jun 12
01:26pm It took me 20 minutes and a walk through all the house to
find the less ventilated room, but I finally put a screen protector on my
phone.
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03:48pm @alsv_ just don't be yourself
04:26pm @alsv_ If it rains your chances of kissing her increase tenfold.
Also if you have any money you don't need the backpack.
RE alsv_: I don't have any money. I am broke.
05:08pm @alsv_ Best of the lucks for you broski
10:53pm Oh fuck my father almost browsed a copy of my imageboard
folder I didn't know I had in my camera flash card.
10:59pm One particular "raids" folder was the one I was most worried
about
RE alsv_: Did you have contraband in there?
Mon Jun 13
03:16pm I've watched enough Death Note to label DN fans absolute
faggots.
Tue Jun 14
02:12am @alsv_ hey! :<
02:35am Oh no, there's hair on my crotch!
RE alsv_: Oh shit, you just reminded me of something. Turns out protoGF has hairier chest than I do.
02:38am I'm slightly retar ded ded did dod dud dududoood uhmmm hoo
hmmm teeeepoooofffffff beggnehhh mneahhhooo? Geegee hii hooo huu
#pfmneeeehoo
02:42am @alsv_ if she also has a large laryngeal prominence you're on
your way to discover one of the most beautiful experiences known to
man.
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RE alsv_: I'm rationalizing it by thinking hairier chest = more
testosterone = DTF.
RE alsv_: No, she has real tits. Just a hairy chest.
02:52am @alsv_ HAVE YOU SEEN HER NAKED? WELL THEN
SHE'S A MAN. IT'S THE OBVIOUS AND ONLY EXPLANATION.
RE alsv_: Plus, i've seen enough trannies to be able to tell the difference
between fake breasts and real breasts.
RE alsv_: I will soon :3
02:55am Can you spare a bible & shipping costs? Then contact me. I
really want to read it but can't be bothered to pay for it. Nudes in return.
02:57am @alsv_ I warned you, don't come crying later. Inb4 butthurt
QUITE LITERALLY
RE alsv_: You're just jelly of my driving, wealthier, hairier, loving protoGF.
03:00am I'm not really convinced I can get a Bible for showing my penis,
but it doesn't hurt to try.
RE bananapopcorn: http://t.co/dHxSRnl that'll be .7 bitcoins
03:03am I wish my doppelgänger could help me with stuff instead of just
showing up with all that "boo you're going to die" bullshit.
08:27am Buy the new Database Guide to Anime! Japanese cartoons as
easy as one, two, SELECT * FROM table1 INNER JOIN table2 ON
value1 = value2!
08:35am Today's "Slut moms that love young dick" Your mom explains
why the EU plan for the Middle East isn't working, while she rides a
monster cock
10:01am OH LOOK IT'S 11AM I WONDER WHERE MY
CLASSMATE WHO SAID HE'D BE HERE AT 10 IS
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11:48am My teacher telling me he was surprised I failed the exam kind
of made me feel not so bad about failing.
12:17pm I don't understand why do people get so annoyed when I tag
me on their facebook pictures. Ok maybe I don't know you but SOCIAL
NETWORK DUH
02:30pm lol women don't need names, just call them "pussy" followed by
a consecutive number
08:15pm There's only me and about 20 girls in my Sign Language Class.
Oh boy I'm gonna get so much imaginary pussy.
Wed Jun 15
02:57am @alsv_ wait until you seal the deal with intercourse to ask
anything like that.
RE alsv_: Not even in some roundabout way?
03:06am Oh man, THAT picture of the baby and the toilet seat was in
the folder my father almost browsed. I was so lucky for being there.
03:14am @alsv_ First the sex, then you can give her as many the reasons
as you want to break up with you.
04:55pm This is awesome: The classmate I presented all the reports with
has a "B". I have a "Not presented" :<
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Thu Jun 16
05:09pm Sometimes you don't see the little obvious things.
08:30pm Actually that is a good idea: A website where you watch girls
talk about their hobbies and their lives, and then they get fucked in the
ass.
Fri Jun 17
10:02am Yesterday: "Ok we'll meet at the university at 10am and finish
the project." Today, 11am: "Sorry I just woke up, I'll be on my way" D:<
11:37am @DalaiLama EFFIN YEAH BRO I JUST THINKIN THE
SAME STUFF AINT SHIT CRAZY??!! ITS LIEK WERE THE SAME
OR DESTINED TO BE BFF DO U CIBER? /a/s/l/
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Sat Jun 18
02:17am @alsv_ buy anime
RE alsv_: LOL
01:07pm "Oh, I didn't know those blue ray discs were for high dimension
movies" #dinotan
01:10pm "What I want is one of those things… they're like screens for
the internet, have you seen them?" I'm pretty sure she meant a tablet
#dinotan
Sun Jun 19
12:57am @alsv_ animation
05:20pm At the library. Classmate comes "Hey, how's it going?"—"Good,
just studying".He gazes at my screen.There's ponies everywhere. He
walks away.
09:43pm My online experience will be complete when I can upload the
smell of my shoes to the Internet.
Mon Jun 20
11:17am OK I'M NOT JOKING IF YOU LIVE IN AMERICA GO TO
MCDONALDS GET THOSE PONY TOYS AND MAIL THEM TO
ME I'LL PAY YOU
Wed Jun 22
07:19pm @alsv_ Actual photographs of such mentioned dick would add
to the credibility of your story.
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Mon Jun 27
01:26pm @alsv_ Let me help
01:27pm RT @DalaiLama Anime cannot be overcome by anime. If a
person shows anime to you, and you show anime in return, the result is a
disaster.
03:14pm If you listen to Dr. Dre while riding the bus, you might perceive
the ghetto inside every neighbourhood.
03:17pm You see a wall with a few graffitis "fuck yo shit nigga welcome 2
da hood" #DrDre
Wed Jun 29
07:09am @Opera 11.5 just went full crazy mode now that Opera Link
even stores your passwords! And even the new Twitter loads faster! I love
it!
07:11am Lol dinotan told me that she got drugged and pretty much
raped last weekend and I just made fun of her.
07:18am I have to update my CV for a job offer...COMIC SANS
MODE: ON
08:26am @utorrent 3 and @opera 11.5 my favorite applications, without
a doubt!
09:37am >Having a static picture as your twitter background >I
seriously hope you guys don't do this
10:36am RT @DalaiLama We all have the right to lead happy harems.
02:32pm I thought there was a trend about the spanish revolution (we
want....etc) but it was just some Justin Bieber crap
02:38pm RT @sarahpalinusa being black #whatmakesablackgirlmad
03:01pm @theREALharruhy get Opera 11.5
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03:03pm @theREALharruhy Download and Install Opera Browser
version 11.5
03:07pm @theREALharruhy @theREAffuck because it's the best web
browser you can get for free
03:13pm @theREALharruhy stop living in denial
Thu Jun 30
12:55am Always apart, never a part.
12:58am Contrary to what one would expect, girls are not attracted to
those of us well versed in the arts of anime, manga and everything Japan.
05:40am @alsv_ take her to supercon. Bitches love anime cons.
RE alsv_: I was actually thinking of doing that, but you make it sound
like a bad idea.
07:53am Rape doesn't exist, prove me wrong.
01:07pm Women = 1/anime
02:40pm "As long as the girl is hot that should be her age of consent.
Some girls start getting hot at age 12..." #4ChanWisdom
RE bananapopcorn: what if you want to claim the girl before she starts
getting hot because you can see where she's headed?
07:29pm I thought #dinotan was dumb but after 2 weeks in this sign
language class I realized all young spaniards are fucking stupid.
07:31pm I don't want to brag, but I was less childish when I was fifteen
than all these are classmates in their middle twenties.
11:39pm @bananapopcorn did you just buy a bunch of jpg images?
RE bananapopcorn: and a couple of pngs
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Fri Jul 01
12:11am @bananapopcorn really? Oh man, I've always wanted to get
some of those, but they're so expensive and limited!
RE bananapopcorn: http://t.co/Ob21Ycx
05:55am RT @BBCBreaking Venezuela tells of cancerous Chavez
05:55am Cancer is the cancer that's killing politicians
RE bananapopcorn: http://t.co/1bAccfs
09:57pm University is over, ANIME IS ON!
RE alsv_: How did exams go?
Sat Jul 02
02:06am @alsv_ >little girl >kitten >LIVING THE DREAM
03:05am @alsv_ they seemed pretty easy, but I'll just wait until they give
me the grades to celebrate.
RE alsv_: Fuck that shit, get drunk now!
03:24am @alsv_ uh no, it's 4am. there's also the fact that and I don't
have any alcohol right now.
RE alsv_: Well, fine. I'm proud of you for working hard and taking that
test.
11:16am In my dream last night @bananapopcorn was taken by the
chinese and forced to work in an internet cafe.
RE bananapopcorn: i had a dream i was going to eat tortellini but then
astarotte meant tortellini in japanese and i had to watch lotte no omocha
11:19pm Today on four words: Beach with the bitch.
RE rabbitwho: AND IT WAS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF HER LIFE
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Mon Jul 04
11:57pm Two black guys, sitting on a chair. That is the joke.
RE bananapopcorn: i got it
Tue Jul 05
10:27pm @alsv_ I've always dreamed of the day you'd have my package
in your hands. Is it too big? be gentle with it, onegai~
11:00pm Watching anohana I realize how most anime shows are just like
mexican tv series in cartoon form.
RE bananapopcorn: just the good anime shows
Wed Jul 06
01:29am Oh boy she laughed through all the last episode of anohana and
I couldn't cry my manly tears #noMoreAnimeWithGirlfriend
RE bananapopcorn: she may be laughing but it's just to cover up her
realization that she has much tougher competition than dino-tan in
menma
RE bananapopcorn: kill her and live with the ghost
10:00am Good morning twitter, time to listen to the radio and get angry.
01:51pm #mfw Watching old Anaconda movie she asks "why are the
women so useless?" ￣\(º─°)/￣
01:56pm #mfw Watching old Anaconda movie she says "I remember this
movie being in the desert" /(°∇°)＼
10:43pm @rabbitwho really? Well you're from Ireland so I shouldn't
expect you to know what joy and happiness are.
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10:57pm I'dlove2 attend a meeting of japanese anime businessmen
where it's decided that next show they make is gonna be about little girls
pedo shit
11:00pm Bitcoins? What's the purpose of creating another currency if
you still can't buy a waifu with it?
RE bananapopcorn: have you even TRIED purchasing a lovely little girl
in BTC yet?
Thu Jul 07
01:28am I might be a lot of things but a british Harry Potter fan is not
one of them.
01:29am Give me money, I'm canadian and trustworthy.
02:47am Create an account at cafemom.com and give advice on how to
be a good mother #justTrollan
02:49am @alsv_ what? No way! I'd put all my hopes on you!
RE alsv_: This is bullshit! I was winning!
02:51am @alsv_ RETREAT AND TRY AGAIN TOMORROW don't
ruin this I'm counting on you
RE alsv_: It's been too cold, not worth pursuing.
RE alsv_: Retreated, but I don't think i'll approach this again.
02:58am @alsv_ I told you, anime cons are relationship killers.
03:00am @alsv_ you sure it's over? Maybe she's just playing hard.
Remember, if she says "no," what she really means is "yes I like it from
behind"!
03:41am WIN LARRY KING SUSPENDERS SIGNED BY HARRY
POTTER DANIEL RATCLIFFE #GODBLESSAMERICA
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12:27pm Twitter cleanup, now following only friends and anime shit, not
politics or education anymore.
RE bananapopcorn: did i make the cut or are my tweets 2educational4u
01:27pm #ifucklikeitweet from my bathroom, cellphone in one hand,
penis in the other.
01:27pm #ifucklikeitweet it never takes more than three minutes.
10:37pm @swype: please fix cursor jumping to end of word when
tapping anywhere in the middle of it. Other than that, awesome app!
Fri Jul 08
01:12pm mfw I'm sitting on the floor waiting and what I think is a
mosquito turns out to be a flea and then it jumps and I don't know where
it went
01:15pm That last tweet was exactly 140 characters so no room for face
#mfw #noface
01:17pm Ok so I promised people in the internet to go outside and take
photos of european girls to prove mexicans are ugly, how do I not get
caught?
Sat Jul 09
12:15am @alsv I hope you meant twitter DM also too bad I rly wanted
to try the jerky, stupid american laws, WHAT ARE U GONNA DO,
EXPORT TERRORISM?
10:48am @alsv_ 654733086 but it's backwards so other people can't
discover it, only you and me. An old trick I learned in Vietnam.
05:37pm Does anyone still think female beach volleyball is a real sport
and not just an excuse for slow motion replays of girls in swimsuits?
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08:21pm @bananapopcorn I bet you didn't try turning your irc on and
off again
09:30pm @alsv_ wait I think I was pretty specific about it being yellow
Mon Jul 11
07:23pm Sign language class, animals "but a spider is not an animal, it's
an insect..." "yeah and neither it's the duck" oh I love my classmates.
Wed Jul 13
11:03am I think I'm gonna get those Harry Potter books, I feel kind of
curious after watching one of the movies on TV
12:49pm Aw crap I fell victim of advertisement and bought an energy
drink just because at the supermarket I remember seeing it on tv.
11:03pm I'm just a little girl with a penis.
Thu Jul 14
07:37pm @theREALharruhy try #whenihavesex first
RE bananapopcorn: he could've meant for foster k- oh wait he'd beat the
shit out of those
07:43pm I love people's reaction when you say on facebook you're
attending an event and they have no idea who you are.
08:11pm Girl in sign language class gave me this "Why do you have to
be such an asshole?" look today. Good knows this is why I wake up every
morning
10:03pm Now that I don't have anyone to engage in arguments with,
watching anime is actually pretty damn boring.
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11:51pm Damn, instead of selling garbage I was actually buying it from
my neighbours. #simcity
Fri Jul 15
12:02am My city is such a disaster I'm only happy I have to demolish it
and use all the money I've collected to build a much better one.
12:11am Like Nero, I'll engulf my city into flames and from its ashes will
emerge the utopic society I've always dreamed of.
12:17am Wtf using the "obliterate city" button creates a new city with
the original money, WHERE IS ALL MY MILLION MONEY I
COLLECTED awwww fuck this
RE alsv_: >Customs clearance processing complete, July 14, 2011, 3:17
pm, SPAIN :>
RE alsv_: I see you've gotten into Sim City 4.
01:03am @alsv_ Not anymore, I lost my money and I don't wanna start
all over again, so I'll play other more challenging games, e.g. need for
speed
RE alsv_: I'll remember to not vote for you if you ever run for Mayor.
01:05am @alsv_ I wished it came here by tomorrow morning but I think
that'd be asking too much. I hate having to wait until monday.
RE alsv_: IT'S POSSIBLE. No Saturday delivery?
01:13am People complaining their favorite IM application is not
working correctly and I don't understand because I don't have IM friends
#isthatgood
01:14am @alsv_ NOT EVEN AFTERNOON DELIVERY ON WEEK
DAYS
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01:17am Well, it's time to go to bed and have another one of those
dreams inside a dream I've been having these days.
01:19am Does it counts as lucid dreaming if I dream of me dreaming
and in that second dream I'm aware it's just a dream, but not one inside
another?
01:26am Next year I won't take language classes or any extra activities,
instead I'll just waste time watching anime and complaining about my
life.
01:29am IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS BEING A GIGANTIC
WHINING FAGGOT WAIT UNTIL I PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT,
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WORD ANNOYING MEANS
01:39pm @alsv_ package is here. 55$ custom fees and the lady didn't
have enough change so I'll have to wait until it gets to the central office.
02:14pm @alsv_ btw how much did you say the package was worth?
They should be charging me about 16% of that
RE alsv_: Told them it was $141.
05:46pm What a bad day I'm having. My head hurts, I have to pay money
to the government and they treat me like a piece of shit.
05:48pm But all of this will change once I accomplish my dream of
moving to the united states with my fellow dark-skinned homo sapien
Barack Obama
05:50pm WELCOME FRIDAY FOLLOWERS I have a predilection
for little girls and hardcore bestiality, I never pay taxes and I think Hugo
Chavez = awesome
05:52pm WELCOME FRIDAY FOLLOWERS I hope you enjoy my
rants on the twilight books I post from my Macbook pro while having a
coffee at starbucks.
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05:55pm WELCOME FRIDAY FOLLOWERS I'm an Anonymous
member, I walk the streets with my V mask on a daily basis to protest
scientology and Tom Cruise.
05:59pm WELCOME FRIDAY FOLLOWERS I hope u find my
deviantart drawings enjoyable, I take requests on anything from sonic the
hedgehog to Bella Swan
05:59pm WELCOME FRI...ah just fuck off already, dammit.
06:06pm Right now I just want to lay in bed and chillax with Carl Sagan's
cosmos.
Sat Jul 16
08:20am @theREALharruhy fire alsv, hire master programmer stephe
RE theREALharruhy: stephe will quit on first sight of anime
08:49am A new day begins, let's find new and interesting ways to annoy
people.
09:00am @theREALharruhy Tell him it's for your own canadian-themed
website, moepuck.
01:03pm @alsv_ dammit faggot that's the most beautiful heterosexual
letter I've ever received.
RE alsv_: HOW WAS GLORIOUS AMERICAN JERKY?
11:52pm #ff follow @DalaiLama, last time I checked he was the
number one source for Naruto Raws and everything nippon
11:52pm #ff follow @BarackObama, he coined the now popular
Internet expression "shut your whore mouth"
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Sun Jul 17
12:10am Updated TOS: By following this account you authorize its
owner to use your tweets without limitations or having to quote the
original source
12:18am You also grant its owner permission to discuss your relatives'
health disorders such as (but not limited to) obesity, homosexuality and
aids
12:19am theREALffuck tweets are protected by all Canadian, Mexican
and United States laws by a copyright license with no expiration date.
12:31am theREALffuck reserves the right to keep using your tweets for
commercial purposes even after the termination of this legal contract.
02:22am @alsv_ I've never felt more american in my entire life.
Seriously it was very good, I could have it every day.
02:23am Reading Harry Potter on my brand new Barnes&Noble nook
#hatersgonnahate
03:03am YES I'M THE CANCER WHO'S KILLING THE BOOK
INDUSTRY
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01:51pm I got my chance to talk about anime with a real person
yesterday, and I tried my best to sound like an obnoxious moefag
#implyingIAmNotOne
02:24pm Now that I'm more familiar with the Harry Potter world I want
to play again that playstation 1 game I never got to finish
RE bananapopcorn: what ps1 game, this? http://t.co/nvNE9Vs
02:27pm Babby without a cause
06:48pm @alsv_ that's actually a damn good idea
RE alsv_: what?
08:44pm Hardcore normalfagging
09:39pm AND I THOUGHT I WAS STUPID dinotan used google
translate for her name in different languages and she's gonna get one of
them tattooed
RE bananapopcorn: http://t.co/T5jQZkl sup dean
Mon Jul 18
01:27am Stupid Harry Potter, keeping me awake until late at night
02:13am @theREALharruhy she does that all the time, and look how
much fun she's having
RE theREALharruhy: who what now
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12:25pm NOW THAT I GOT AN EBOOK READER, NOW BOOKS
ARE GOING TO BE MUCH MORE CHEAPER THIS IS SUCH A
GOOD IDEA
RE tripcodeuser: but nothing about horses
12:32pm @alsv_ You're an American citizen, how illegal it is to provide
a fake US billing address if you live abroad?
RE alsv_: AFAIK, billing addresses are used to confirm that the person
who's using your card is you.
RE alsv_: Depends on what you're trying to do. It shouldn't be that big of
a deal if that's all you do.
03:26pm @alsv_ Allright, then say Hi to Mr. George Feldman from
Thermopolis, WY
10:51pm @alsv_ same feeling when normalfag from college shows up at
local anime con, wearing a costume & looking like a completely different
person?
RE alsv_: No, because that's just another dipshit colleague. This is
someone who's better than you.
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10:56pm @alsv_ maybe the fan fiction is really good. I mean, Harry
Potter itself is pretty much just fan fiction (that's what @rabbitwho said)
RE alsv_: Is this the paddy girl you dated? Fuck what she thinks.
11:10pm @alsv_ but HP copied from Willy the Wizard, Wizard's Hall,
The books of magic, ETCETERA
RE alsv_: Are you really going to play the "simpsons already did it" card?
11:19pm @alsv_ I'm just trying to make fan fiction look like a good thing
RE alsv_: Not saying it can't be. Just saying that it's strange to see
someone in such a different light.
11:19pm @theREALharruhy when did that happen?
11:24pm Trolling is a art
Tue Jul 19
12:27am @alsv_ you should explore further into this, maybe she likes
anime - and manga
RE alsv_: I'll keep you updated.
12:15pm Torrenting Ro-Kyu-Bu! just because I know it's gonna be
absolute shit
RE bananapopcorn: WRONG IT'S MOE
Wed Jul 20
07:11pm Oh well, Penguindrum doesn't look that bad. Maybe not all
shows are gonna be shit this season.
RE bananapopcorn: all shows are SHIT except euroyuri
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Thu Jul 21
01:24am @alsv_ That girl is too perfect, must be a fake
01:29am Starship troopers movie looking good, those insects are
badasses and the mangled human bodies are pretty convincing
01:38am 90% of my facebook received messages consist entirely of the
text "who are you?"
RE alsv_: Are you still trying to befriend my friends?
01:44am I always knew that eating human brains will someday turn me
into a smarter person -insect- #starshiptroopers
04:35am Aw fuck, I was supposed to go to bed five hours ago, now I'll
have less than three hours of sleep.
10:03am In my dream last night I visited a baby shop that took bitcoins
and I felt bad for not having any and not being able to buy anything.
08:56pm At the movies, ready to watch the last Harry Potter film, the
music before the film happens to sound just like Ocarina Of Time songs.
11:23pm Wow those Harry Potter fans must've been really disappointed
with this movie. HEY EVERYBODY IM JK ROWLING AND HERE
ARE MY SHITTY PLOT TWISTS
11:25pm Harry Potter is dead! Harry Potter is dead! Here's his body!
Just kidding, he's still alive AWESOME PLOT TWIST
RE alsv_: The whole ending was kind of lame. Wasn't dramatic enough.
Fri Jul 22
12:04am Potter and friends sneaking to Voldemort's hideout like he's not
dangerous at all, and all he'd do if he caught them was told them off.
12:13pm @alsv_ I'M HERE WHAT HAPPENED OH PLEASE LET IT
NOT BE RAPE
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12:18pm In my dream last night Kenan Thompson was lending me his
books to learn Norwegian and we were riding a monocycle together
(don't ask me how)
Sat Jul 23
03:23am Hello I'm extremely angry and overly frustrated at everything
not working absolute flawlessly
03:24am MY INSIDES WON'T STOP HURTING THIS IS THE
SOURCE OF MY ANGER TODAY
03:32am If my mother was less boring and asked something other than
"how are you?"or "why haven't you written?" maybe I'd write more often
03:36am Mother in state of extreme displeasure after I hinted I didn't
care much about her life.
03:38am Mother thinks it's not nice that I compare her words of
affection to those from poorly written love songs about being left alone.
03:40am @alsv_ Mouryou no Hako
RE alsv_: Suggest something easier to find.
RE alsv_: Done.
03:43am Mother doesn't share my vision of a conversation where one
person waits for the other to answer a question before asking a new one.
03:49am @alsv_ tried bakabt? I got it from there a good 10 or 15 days
ago
RE alsv_: Found it, but no SD release.
03:53am Mother complains about the lack of interest I show when it
comes to my family, and calls me an ungrateful person. I like how it
sounds.
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03:58am EVERYTHING WORKS JUST THE WAY I DON'T WANT
IT TO WORK ARGH I'M SO MAD I COULD THROW UP DISCONNECT INTERNET AND GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I RAGE
09:15pm I need to pee #pleaseRetweet
Sun Jul 24
04:53pm @alsv_ Human Sexuality again?
RE alsv_: Done. Looking for open classes now.
05:11pm @alsv_ good, now you can ask the teacher about your bitch
problems
06:07pm Funny how south american people in the Internet think all
europeans are Aryan, tall and blonde
10:26pm @bananapopcorn how about
RE theREALharruhy: @bananapopcorn You should have replied "use
Google".
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Tue Jul 26
12:42pm After watching Sex and the City I feel like I have a better
understanding of women and how to make them cheat on their husbands
with you.
Wed Jul 27
02:11am @alsv_ @theREALharruhy @DalaiLama @bananapopcorn
guys what's your favorite Sex and the City actress? Mine is Miranda, for
obvious reasons
RE alsv_: Sa-man-thaaaaaaa~
10:52am @theREALharruhy tell your future self how anime and
masturbation ruined your life and drove all the females away from you
08:52pm @theREALharruhy don't worry I can certify you've tweeted
just as much shit as them.
RE theREALharruhy: thanks man
Thu Jul 28
01:17am @alsv_ I'm planning to do just that in facebook and turn all my
friends' events into discussions about who's supposed to bring the drugs
RE alsv_: Let's start a conspiracy.
01:32am This account comes now with an optimized version for mobile
devices, please activate Mobile View in your control panel.
01:54am I've pay big bags of money if I could bring to my waking hours
that feeling of being untroubled and unreal I get in my dreams
08:56am I've taken at least three classes about electricity and electronics,
but I wouldn't be able to explain what is a Coulomb, a Volt or a Watt.
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RE theREALharruhy: Watt a joke!
03:38pm @rabbitwho cool! I tried tweeting from the nook but it was not
up for the task, nevertheless I'm glad the plane didn't crash.
11:36pm I keep doing things and going to places that I always end up
regretting, basically anything that includes any family member.
11:46pm Test
RE rabbitwho: those shoes are called "spats" dad says.
RE bananapopcorn: 3/10
Fri Jul 29
01:19am My cousins are all filthy maggots that keep themselves alive so
they can rat on each other.
Sat Jul 30
01:26pm > You have new mail >It's a love letter >"Read the entire
message" >download Adobe_Flash.com" >forever%20alone.apk
01:33pm @levelupstudio I'm having some connection issues with the let
beta, sometimes it won't let me update from widget at all
01:35pm @levelupstudio inside plume, trying to delete a tweet, 90% of
the time "The server could not be reached", internet working properly
01:38pm @rabbitwho I don't know what are you talking about, please
click Reply when replying my tweets, that's what Reply button is for.
RE rabbitwho: i did click reply. pay attention. all that it called for was a
google of 'spats'
01:48pm Family cutting expenses, I'm afraid I won't be able to afford
more than 15 followers, I hope you guys understand and nicely get the
fuck off
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01:53pm Mind you, this account doesn't contain pork products.
02:19pm In my dream last night @alsv_ and I were trying to tear down a
building just because a lot of people would have been really sad if we did.
RE alsv_: Do I look like Tyler Durden to you?
03:04pm Oh and @alsv_'s body was all covered with tattoos in different
languages and I just hope he didn't use Google Translate for that
03:08pm Whenever someone shows me something funny I try not to
laugh to make them feel unhappy.
03:57pm I hate when people turn their heads to look at you when there's
a joke on tv, like "hey did you get the joke? Funny, ain't it? Lolol"
08:36pm @rabbitwho but that wasn't a reply to any of my tweets, you
made a mistake anyway. But thanks fire the info, I'll google some stores
and see
08:48pm @rabbitwho besides, the only reason why I let you go to ireland
was to report on the kindle. I expect something in my mail by tomorrow
night
11:26pm If you ever find yourself trapped in a house surrounded by
zombi Templars, don't forget to rape all women before the end comes.
11:52pm If you say "effin" instead of the good ol' FUCKIN, you deserve
to die a slow and painful death.
Sun Jul 31
12:19am No respect for bitches, no courtesy for whores.
12:43am I must admit I sometimes look forward to going outside and
seeing other people. I know, it's disgusting, but I'm already working on
that.
05:29pm Maybe I should get a Jay-Ouh-Bee
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06:20pm RT this to 10 friends or you'll have terrible luck , a guy in
Miami didn't RT and two days later his wife died of cancer
RE bananapopcorn: a guy in eastern pennsylvania who wanted a new girl
didn't RT and two days later his wife went into remission
Mon Aug 01
01:53am @alsv_ depends on what exactly do you understand for fascism.
RE alsv_: I want to have cool facial hair and fancy uniforms while
persecuting minorities and making my country even more nationalistic.
02:14am 100 years of misery, then a hole in the ground #cestlavie
02:17am Hmm I miss getting drunk, I'm gonna buy some cheap wishy
tomorrow.
09:07am Question everything but the question itself.
10:54am I don't understand why are people so fixated with telling the
truth, I mean that has never been a very good idea.
11:23am Accidentally clicking "cancel" when downloading, try the
download again "You must wait 900 seconds before downloading another
file"
10:31pm In my dream last afternoon I was attacked by a bunch of cats,
then by a bunch of angry rabbits trying to bit my legs off
10:40pm ATASHI ROKU RORU MAN
RE bananapopcorn: gat back on
Tue Aug 02
01:36am @alsv_ can't be worse than begging for information online
about how to become a vampire at the age of 18
RE alsv_: HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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01:44am @alsv_ I just googled my old email account
02:08am @alsv_ Ffuck and 2 more people like this
02:11am Harry Potter is a shitty role model, he's quick-tempered, lazy,
hates studying, and there's always someone doing the dirty work for him
02:12am An empty word echoing in an empty mind.
RE bananapopcorn: what is uguu, alex?
09:33am I turn the radio on, they're reading the most popular hashtags
and wall posts from twitter and facebook #radioIsDead
10:35am wow, you look lik a manican :p you're beautiful
12:39pm RT @DalaiLama Why is my penis hard?
04:17pm @Airskadt Harry Potter kills Voldemort
RE Airskadt: Dobby is a jew
05:02pm @Airskadt u is a jew
09:30pm Argh, "Now and then, here and there" is pretty boring but I
have to finish it, otherwise people in anime forums will call me a faggot
09:32pm I have an interview for a job as a Java/Delphi/PHP programmer
this friday, so I have only two days to learn and master Java/Delphi/PHP
09:39pm Harry Potter 6th book had the shittiest and obviously more
rushed ending of all the books, except the last one that I haven't read yet.
RE bananapopcorn: you know it's bad when every 15-year-old fanboy's
reaction is WHY ARE YOU RIPPING OFF SPIDER-MAN
10:12pm Awww yeah I missed the feeling #drunk
10:15pm I accidentally turn the radio on and it's Young Hearts Run Free
by Candi Station #awesome
10:49pm Oh great, my mom found skype so now instead of calling me
and nagging me for 2 minutes she can nag me for half an hour.
10:52pm Me: "Yeah this Mexican guy got me a job interview" Mom:
"Watch out for those Mexicans! They're never up to anything good!"
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Wed Aug 03
12:40am Does JK Rowling really kills one of the Weasley twins on the
last book? DAMN YOU BRITISH CUNT
02:21am "Wake up!" I said, shaking her out of bed "But this is my
dream!" - I glanced around the huge, deserted room. Golly, what to do
then?
02:22am @alsv_ So that's what you've been buying with that new money
you got?
RE alsv_: Shh, don't tell my parents.
02:23am @twitter How hard would it be to leave the old twitter around
for those who like it? Please?
02:31am @alsv_ TOO BUSY READING THOSE FANTASTIC
COMMENTS BY THE YOUTUBE USER THAT GOES BY THE
NAME THETRUERASENGAN
02:35am Tears fell upon my eyes. "What is it?" Said the doll. "I'm just
missing those fat gypsies. Did you know they were slaves?" She fell silent.
02:37am I'm bored so I make up stories in my head about other people
living in other times and obviously leading more amusing lives than mine.
02:41am I miss Irish-tan now that she moved to Irish-land but I wonder
if this feeling would last an entire month or vanish like it always does
02:43am @Airskadt my twitter app won't fetch your profile picture so
obviously it doesn't consider you worth of my attention
RE Airskadt: Funny, same thing with your profile picture
11:48am Now downloading Higurashi games from
11:53am Spice_and_Wolf_Ep01_[1080p,BluRay,x264]_-_THORA 1.36GB #wat
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12:28pm One of my tabs is playing Ms. Peachez "Fry that chicken" but I
don't know which one
07:20pm HA HA HA OPERA LINK FUCKED UP AND NOW ALL
MY BOOKMARKS ARE GONE HA HA HA BUT I DON'T CARE
WHY SHOULD I HA HA HA
07:21pm Uh also I got like five missing calls from that annoying girl who
looks like a horse, lets call her ponytan
07:22pm Hmm, ponytan sounds quite nice if you've seen My Little Pony,
and she's absolutely ugly. So lets just call her manface-tan.
Thu Aug 04
01:18am I'm going to bed, hopefully when I wake up tomorrow
everybody is gonna be dead and I'm going to be able to watch anime until
I die
01:20am Let me write your name on this magical piece of paper, now
close your eyes and take your pants off.
01:20am Brushing your teeth is so MAINSTREAM
11:27am No SEIZON SENRYAKU this week? Sad :(
01:48pm It's a really nice day, if only I knew someone nice to go out
with, but all the girls I know are dumb and ugly, so it's php day today.
09:17pm I wish I was at least half the cool as those guys from the movie
Revenge of the Nerds
09:18pm Anyway, I'll finish this degree here in Spain, move to America
to study mathematics, and then it's gonna be PANTY RAID everyday
10:07pm @alsv_ Get yourself a nook so you can have a read while you
wait.
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11:18pm I think it's time I pulled another wonderful image for my profile
picture to celebrate that I have a penis. Discuss.
Fri Aug 05
12:37am @alsv_ get a DS or a psp
RE alsv_: Have one.
07:10am I'm not completely useless...TO OMOIMASU
09:07am There's something wrong with the public transportation system
when it takes less time to walk somewhere than to commute
09:08am Fuck, I'm going to be late for the job interview because of the
stupid motherfucking bus
09:11am We have 11 different bus routes and there's only one bus every
60 minutes. What the fuck?
09:19am Excellent luck, the job interview is at 10:50 instead of 10:15
BLESS THE LORD
10:48am I had to walk like half an hour under the sun and now I have a
nosebleed.
01:53pm NOOOOOOOOOOO FRED NOOOOOOOOOOOO
01:58pm @jk_rowling FUCK YOU CUNT HOW COULD YOU
KILL FRED AND NOT KILL DRACO MALFOY I'LL HATE YOU
FOREVER DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN
05:58pm Aw fuck i got Spice and wolf II instead of the first one. Now I'll
have to go to the library again :(
06:03pm If I watch one entire anime series from my hard drive every
single day I'll be finished by September the 3rd.
06:13pm Ok time to get anime serious. By Monday I promise I'll have
watched the 28 MS Gundam episodes I have yet to watch.
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08:25pm Follow @twitterart and @l_I__I_l for cool tweets — also THIS
IS NOT A FF TWEET I HATE FF, IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE
FRIDAY
09:38pm @alsv_ just find one of those where the father is an alcoholic
and the mother a prostitute and take over control
Sat Aug 06
01:53am Ha ha radio talk show where people call to whine about how
much their lives suck
01:55am Some stupid old lady called because her sister kidnapped her
mother and she won't let her see the mother and she spends all the
money
01:57am It was so fucking hilarious when she cried and said she wanted
to kill herself. What a dumb lady.
01:59am "Have you contacted a lawyer or family representative?" Stupid
lady: "No No because I know it'd be useless" SOB SOME MORE YOU
USELESS HAG
02:01am United States no longer AAA take that amerifags
02:02am I LAUGH BECAUSE SPANISH ECONOMY IS
ABSOLUTELY SHIELDED AGAINST EXTERNAL INFLUENCES
AND EUROPE WILL GIVE US MONEY IF ANYTHING BAD
HAPPENS
RE bananapopcorn: mexican cosplay rape link pls
02:04am August 2011: Europe is the new America and Spaniards are the
new Mexicans.
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02:06am @bananapopcorn don't have it, just search La Rosa De
Guadalupe, other episodes about teenage prostitution and drugs but
cosplay only1 subbed
RE bananapopcorn: i dun see any cosplay subs so you're gonna have to
do it for 3 credit rating points
02:08am BLAME BITCOINS
02:13am Lol guy talking about the shock therapy agains his
masturbation OCD that he was subjected to by his therapist.
02:15am Hahahahahahaha after he finished talking guess what song they
played? SEXUAL HEALING hahaha
02:23am @bananapopcorn I swear I saw a thread in 4chan and some guy
was talking about subbing it...maybe he never did
RE bananapopcorn: maybe he kept it supersecret
12:57pm Guy at the Kebab place wears plastic gloves but he still takes
the money or shakes hands with other people with them on, so what's the
point
01:01pm I just saw a girl so ridiculously hot that I felt bad for every other
girl in the world.
RE theREALharruhy: LIES
01:13pm Abacus Dumbledore
01:17pm Samurai High School Musical
03:36pm Funny video of some guy attempting to jump at train and
suicide but failing miserably SFW he's just shocked I suppose
06:27pm if you learned kana you could write comments on nico video
other than "WWWWWWWWWWW" #theREALanimuBlog
06:28pm @theREALharruhy it is the truth. Also yesterday I saw a guy
so good looking that I felt bad for being fat and ugly and having a small
penis
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06:28pm @alsv_ lol whose got the time for dat
06:39pm where can i watch this with out getting viruses on my mac
11:43pm @alsv_ use php to convert hotlinks into hardcore 3D porn
RE alsv_: I could, but I don't want to ruin the only source of traffic I
actually have.
Sun Aug 07
12:07am So Ban-Ki Moon called Syria's president to demand him to stop
attacking the protesters? That will scare the shit outta him, a phone call.
12:09am @alsv_ IT'S MADAGASCAR OR NOTHING!
RE alsv_: Fuck your shit, I got Mauritius and Réunion.
12:12am Damn shit, hard drive making click noises and failing to boot
windows. I've been thinking about getting a new for ages, is it too late?
T_T
RE alsv_: Not if you act fast. Stop using it and put it in the freezer. It
should make it last long enough to save important shit.
12:28am @alsv_ I just changed the DVD drive and now it's working.
Seems that it was also the one making the noises. HD seems fine :)
02:53am Xkcd is too mainstream but some of his diagrams are pretty
cool don't go spreading the word I like them
03:00am www.twitpic.com/62611w I know this mosquito is up to no good
but I dont want to kill it so I'm trying to make it bite me and be done with
it
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03:01am @rabbitwho oh hi this is your friend remember?
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03:03am CATS ARE AWESOME FOREVER I LOVE CATS
THEY'RE SO COOL YOU GUYS PROBABLY WOULDN'T KNOW
ABOUT THEM BECAUSE YOU SUCK
RE alsv_: Those legs are scary white.
03:04am Hey mosquito make up your mind dammit
03:08am I've always wanted to play role playing games and just know I
realize I can do it via skype and I wouldn't have to meet people IRL
03:10am But I admit those few times when I played them IRL I had
some great times, but I don't know where to find people to play them.
RE OriginalOmega: What role playing games do you like to play?
03:13am Don't watch that new Planet of the Apes movie, it's not good
enough for the big screen. Wait until August 19th for new Conan movie
03:16am @OriginalOmega I played D&D and Vampire once or twice,
and I'd like to play also Cyberpunk, Shadowrun, The lord of the rings...
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03:20am BITE ME MOTHERFUCKER
03:34am Best Planet of the Apes movie: Beneath the planet of the
Apes. The new movie is supposed to be a different story but it's not too
original.
03:37am Ok mosquito you had your opportunity, now I'm getting under
the thick blanket and even if I sweat to death you're not getting lucky
tonight.
02:47pm Going to the gym: a journey into the world of penises
04:33pm LOVE PLUS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING THE ULTIMATE
MALE FANTASY I WANT TO LIVE INSIDE THIS GAME
05:26pm aw fuck
06:36pm Two frowning Rinkos the same day? uguu T_T
06:53pm @alsv_ bitch problems?
RE alsv_: moepod problems.
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07:59pm Harry Potter and the Allahu Akbar
RE alsv_: Four oh four.
09:20pm @alsv_ works for me
10:33pm Wtf now there's four mosquitoes in here, I'm so not letting
them stay
10:34pm My mistake, SIX MOSQUITOES
10:41pm Seven mosquitoes? This is like that movie with the crazy birds
attacking people but instead of birds, mosquitoes.
10:52pm Is there a hole in the mosquito net I'm not aware of? Damn I
swear that last one was number eight
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Mon Aug 08
12:45am Rinko-chan ;_;
02:25am Rinko or Takane? OH BOY WAT DO
RE bananapopcorn: rinko you faggot
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02:38am If only I had found this game ten months ago
RE bananapopcorn: did you pick takane you nigger legionnaire
RE TinyElegy: what game
02:54am @bananapopcorn nop I picked Rinko, man this game is so
fantastic
02:54am @KinkyNekoGirl Love Plus for the Nintendo DS
RE TinyElegy: okay
02:57am Now that I have free time I think I'll read that Japanese
guide book that baka showed to me like three years ago and become
runemaster
02:59am Good, I still have JWPCE and AGTH, now let's see if I
remember how to change that locale thing for japanese eroges.
03:04am The jap guide was updated and now it looks more like a serious
book, p. awesome resource to learn japanese - not to mention absolutely
free
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03:04am Check it
RE bananapopcorn: too long; didn't learn
03:09am WATASHI WA ONII-CHAN HAI DESU??? ANATA WA
KAWAII IMOUTO DESHO - BOKU NO PENIS NI DOU SURU
NO?? ZENZEN RINGO WO TABETE IMASU KAR
03:11am @bananapopcorn what kind of lazy ass weeaboo are you
RE bananapopcorn: fansubbers save me effort on two fronts - i don't
have to learn moon OR play vns so shitty they don't even deserve
translation
03:52am @bananapopcorn bakayaro, the best vns are kept unsubbed
because moonruners don't want commoners like u playin those incredibly
fantastic ゲーム
04:42am Fucking shit I bricked my flashcard. Damn balls cocks
RE bananapopcorn: did you get too much semen in it or what
04:53am Do I buy a new card for 20€ or do I wait for the EZ team to
release an unbricker? :( THIS SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING
04:57am Maybe I should buy a new card and include in the shopping list
the Gameboy SP that I've been wanting to buy for almost a year.
05:06am Plan B: throw an extra 10€ and with some luck I'll be able
to buy two GBA-SP and maybe put the screen of one of them into my
classic GBA
05:07am ...I wonder if that screen replacement is even possible
05:11am @bananapopcorn I wrongly assumed that the new software
upgrade (OFFICIAL UPGRADE, mind you) was going to make it work
better
11:11am Live action Arakawa under the bridge #really?
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03:22pm I just don't understand how can someone work during the day
animating Ro-Kyuu-Bu and then go home and pretend his family doesn't
abhor him.
03:38pm KONNICHIWA WATASHI JAPANESE ANIME
DIRECTOR AND THIS IS MY FIRST ANIMATION WORK DESU,
YOROSHIKU ONEGAI SHIMASU #roKyuuBu
03:44pm Team captain molested a younger girl -> Therefore let's ask
mr. freshman here to coach a bunch of girls from grade school #sense
03:48pm There's gotta be some really twisted tragedy shit in these girl's
past to justify there being more than one episode of this shit #roKyuuBu
03:52pm I guess this anime goes to fill that gap in the google search
results for "lolicon pedophile anime shit basketball" #roKyuuBu
03:58pm The only reason for this anime to exist is introducing people
to the Visual Novels that hopefully feature explicit sexual imagery
#roKyuuBu
04:59pm What's with all this gay #No6
RE bananapopcorn: because noitamina shows are almost always shit
except usagi drop isn't
Tue Aug 09
10:37am Dollar/Euro exchange: 0.7029 (Yahoo finances) 0.70323 (xe
rates) 0.7025 (google finances) 0.7029 (IMF) Paypal: 0.6843
03:56pm No.6 confirmed for gay
RE theREALharruhy: did you seriously just find this out
06:42pm @theREALharruhy yes of course, watching anime the same
week it's released is so mainstream
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Wed Aug 10
01:15am Going to bed late because I'm updating my anime list
#likeaboss
01:16am @alsv_ The amount of milk it produces, of course.
RE alsv_: Makes sense.
07:03am I wonder if those british students are gonna be safe up there in
Hogwarts.
08:13am Job interview having only three hours of sleep. My eyes are so
tired :(
08:15am Attractive girl walked in, I guess we already know who's
gonna get the job (it has to do with customer service so looks are very
important)
RE bananapopcorn: >customer service >getting a job
HAHAHAHAAAA
RE drsleaze: don't lose faith over these things please. they're looking for
quality over anybodys looks
08:16am Because of this job interview for a job I'll most surely not get,
I'll miss my chance to stay home whenever the new DS card is delivered
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08:46am That other girl nice looks, the kind of person you'd open the
door to. Me: Neck beard sleepy face taliban looking
08:48am That was surprisingly fast. Out of the for people on the room I
was the first one they interviewed and they didn't ask that much.
08:51am "We visit people's houses and give them discounts in electricity
and gas. Any questions?" -"No, not really" -"OK WE'LL CALL YOU"
#hmmmm
08:53am Well at least now I'm free to go to the library and download
animey
12:08pm Ok this guy said let's meet at 12 and it's already past 13
#thisShitAgain
05:09pm Usagi Drop 23: Rin comes home intoxicated, yells "I'm old
enough to have sexual relationships! Don't tell me what to do! You're not
my dad!"
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RE bananapopcorn: rin will keep playing with 3-year-olds and cook for
the rest of her life and either kill yourself or let me if you disagree
06:08pm @bananapopcorn you just maddy cuz I saw right through the
pedo anime you were watchin n lovin
08:27pm Motherfucker where is my Cave Story for the dsiware Europe
@nintendo what are you guys waiting for
09:53pm @bananapopcorn 10 bit? But my windows is 64bit lolol
RE bananapopcorn: U DONT NO A COPUTER 10-BIT COLOR
DEPTH MEANS GOOD CARTOON GB2GAMEBOY GRAPHICS
10:14pm @bananapopcorn u mad cause I got more fun for my 8 bits
than your lousy 10 lolol
RE bananapopcorn: >can't get better graphics >just slaps another
screen on the gba >nintenDONT
11:31pm @bananapopcorn i forgot my picture in last tweet please go
back and get told again
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11:33pm @bananapopcorn also don't comment on my hardware threads
if you don't wanna get banned you hardware noobie lolol u don't know
electronics
Thu Aug 11
05:57am @bananapopcorn meh, those mexicans behead people by the
dozens every day and those so called "savages" couldn't even kill a single
one.
06:00am @bananapopcorn something is wrong with that link
RE bananapopcorn: my links are all mcaffee functionality audited
06:58am @bananapopcorn sorry I @bananapopcorn when I meant to
@alsv_
RE alsv_: hello
04:11pm Manface-tan called and I used my cousin as an excuse not to go
out with her so I guess not everything is bad about him staying here
RE bananapopcorn: you could've just made up a cousin with you for
an excuse without actually having one but you're probably not creative
enough
Fri Aug 12
12:32am @alsv_ hi
RE alsv_: What were you referring to?
12:34am The sooner my cousin leaves, the sooner I can resume learning
Japanese and Norwegian.
12:35am @alsv_ one of your links was malformed, that one you wrote to
yourself
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RE alsv_: There was nothing wrong with it originally, but newtwitter
fucked it all up.
RE alsv_: THAT SHIT IS FOR PERSONAL USE ONLY.
12:37am >Pokemon game collection >doesn't include Puzzle or Trading
Card Game >well nop
12:54am @alsv_ bro those penis pictures in the internet are shopped,
trust me I've seen hundreds of them
RE alsv_: Thanks for trying to make me feel better though.
RE alsv_: I hope so. No one thought it was though ;_;
01:25am @alsv_ don't mention it. Just remember that you'll always be
the perfect fit for your waifu
01:29am Interrupted every five fucking seconds because my cousin
doesn't understand what the English text in Sim City is telling him #死ね
RE alsv_: Install it in spanish?
01:40am @alsv_ >implying I'd bother uninstall English and install
spanish just for him
01:52am Damn he just woke me up to ask in-game questions, how much
more of a complete jerk can he be? GO BACK TO YOUR FAMILY OF
JERKILLS U JERKO
06:31pm @marissanadler Spain?
10:46pm @bananapopcorn been trying to think about a way to make a
joke with that tweet you being the baka and the tweet being the testo but
meh
RE bananapopcorn: but i can't be the baka because i'm using
thunderbird as a twitter client
10:46pm @alsv_ what anime is he from?
RE alsv_: He won't say. Also he may have blocked me again.
RE alsv_: Don't know; let me ask.
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10:51pm Guess the anime RT @bananapopcorn test
10:52pm @bananapopcorn >not using twitter website >BAKA AHO
RE bananapopcorn: >still using a web browser for anything >2011 xD
10:57pm @bananapopcorn >installing third party software for every
different browser feature >kisama ga bakayaro
RE bananapopcorn: >implying twitter is a feature and not a bug
11:02pm @bananapopcorn yeah? well guess what, YOUR MOM IS A
WHORE
11:03pm @alsv_ why? What happened?
RE alsv_: The boss has no money to pay us.
11:08pm @alsv_ wow, I remember when that happened to my dad but it
was more like six months without getting paid because Colombia is just
like that
RE alsv_: Shit pay is another thing to add to the list of similarities
between Miami and Colombia, alongside cocaine and hot women.
11:12pm @alsv_ :(
11:34pm @alsv_ sorry I ruined you're friendship
Sat Aug 13
09:51am @alsv_ please tell me you didn't buy digital music, or at least
you did it only after searching for the free files in the usual ways
RE alsv_: I bought a CD. I thought about it and realize I kind of wanted
a physical copy.
02:37pm "How do I search for something?" - "Write it down in the search
box" #cousin vs #internet
02:37pm "How do I download something" - "Press the button that says
Download" #cousin vs #internet
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03:30pm Judging by my cousin's overall understanding of the Internet, I
deduce he lives in a cave and uses sticks to communicate to other people.
03:40pm Things my cousin can do: Chat in facebook, browse other
people's pictures in facebook, Click "Like" in every stupid facebook page
03:42pm He's actually taking a picture of the screen in order to save
something he just found online.
03:47pm And he's been here for 3 days and he hasn't brushed his teeth
even once. I'm surprised he's not considered some sort of Pariah in his
school
03:49pm Funny enough, the number of people following me is the size of
my penis in centimeters.
03:49pm LOLOL YOU JUST CLICKED MY PROFILE TO SEE
HOW MANY FOLLOWERS I HAVE ROFL XD
03:57pm Question of the day: What's your favorite news tv chanel or
website?
RE bananapopcorn: shit question. the question of the day for cooldudes
is WOULD YOU RATHER RONPAUL WIN THE STRAW POLL OR
WATCH ROKYUBUTT
05:27pm Michelle Pfeiffer was great in White Oleander but she did a
terrible thing with that movie "I could never be your woman"
08:20pm Out of all the people I know, only my sister enjoys playing the
DS game "Make 10: A journey of numbers" as much as I do
08:28pm Dammit, was Rockman for the NES always this impossible to
beat?
RE theREALharruhy: lol what a fucking baddie
09:34pm Reading from a webpage is called streaming fucking this
retards
RE bananapopcorn: so you admit twitter on da email is superior?
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09:37pm Yes I consider Anime News Network to be a reliable and
trustworthy source for anime and manga information
RE bananapopcorn: one time i tried updating a wikipedia article with
info from ann and an editor removed my citation but kept the content
10:28pm @bananapopcorn where? Never
Sun Aug 14
11:49am Those Zaku take aim with their rifles but they shoot the
missiles from their legs lol #gundam
01:32pm Anata, the baka
08:08pm Ok lets watch that gay vampire clamp anime
08:25pm The only good reason to have girls with ridiculously long legs
is to have them kick some ass in long sequences of unarmed combat
#bloodc
08:36pm Those clamp bitches should have made more episodes of Card
Captor Sakura instead of trying doing new stuff like this #bloodc
08:52pm Shiki was at least twice as interesting as this and I dropped
it after episode six, so lets watch episode three and see what happens
#bloodc
RE bananapopcorn: so what happened?
10:11pm @bananapopcorn I dropped Blood C
RE bananapopcorn: dropping a shit show should be as much of a relief
as removing a tumor. at least that's how dropping sakura wars felt.
10:33pm Death drive
10:33pm Deathrash
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Mon Aug 15
01:06am >Post in 4chan for the first time with cellphone Internet >IP
blocked due to abuse >Fucking proxies
12:52pm Grandmother is on her wheelchair. My aunt says "She's
got some blisters on her feet, I wonder why" Me: "Certainly not from
walking!"
12:56pm I don't know, I really thought it was a good joke, but apparently
you can't joke about old our sick people.
01:12pm I hope my parents don't expect me to take care of them when
they're old, I find old people really annoying and disgusting. Sorry old
people.
RE alsv_: You're their retirement account bro, of course they expect you
to take care of them. It's the Latin American way.
01:15pm I don't think I'm being mean here, I'll get old as well and I don't
want anyone to be changing my diapers or pulling me in a wheelchair.
01:18pm Guess I'll just drink poison as soon as I hit 60 or maybe I should
expect alzheimer to change my mind about the matter.
01:21pm @alsv_ maybe I should give them a certain percentage of my
salary once I get a job, so they can save the money for their late years.
RE alsv_: That's what I do. Mom gets 3% of my salary. I like to think of
it as paying out a dividend.
01:46pm @alsv_ only 3%? I was thinking about 15% to 20%, just to be
absolutely sure I won't have to deal with them.
RE alsv_: That's because I'm a shitty son. 15% is very fair.
02:09pm @alsv_ well at least you have a job and that's more than what
I've done for my family
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02:30pm LOOKING FORWARD TO BEING LIKE THIS, UH?
02:39pm I want to make fun of my aunt for being a christian and at the
same time keeping my grandmother alive in such condition, but I better
not.
02:41pm WHY DON'T YOU LET HER DIE AND GO TO
THAT GOD OF YOURS THAT IS SO KIND AND FAIR AND
EVERYTHING ELSE lolol lemme guess
02:55pm Oh wow I didn't know I was so intolerant about religions
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03:35pm @alsv_ does this hairy chest turn you on
RE alsv_: still not as hairy as protoGF.
04:39pm @alsv_ #likeaboss
10:43pm Urgh I'm kind of in the blues today but I can't get drunk
because some family members are staying with me #fuckfamily
RE bananapopcorn: just get them drunk first and then they won't notice
if you get plastered
11:44pm @bananapopcorn @alsv_ @theREALharruhy please move to
Spain and get drunk with me
RE alsv_: @bananapopcorn @theREALharruhy How about you come
to Miami and get drunk here?
RE alsv_: @bananapopcorn @theREALharruhy But Spain has NO
JOBS.
RE bananapopcorn: i'm much less fun irl than irc and worse at faking
orgasms
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Tue Aug 16
12:02am Oh I managed to get drunk mixing whiskey with some
innocent-looking apple juice and now I'm re-watching Lost in Translation
12:20am Suck my donf
12:20am DONG
10:19am Should I read the Dragonlance chronicles trilogy or should I
read The heart of darkness
03:06pm I'm thinking about going outside camping for a couple of days
like that military nerd from Evangelion, but my tent is too big.
03:20pm What a dichotomy it is, to be either a man or a woman.
08:54pm @bananapopcorn maybe it's time for you to find another shitty
show to watch
RE bananapopcorn: but it's stein's day so there aren't any shitty shows to
be had
09:28pm @bananapopcorn >no shitty shows to watch >You must be
doing something wrong
RE bananapopcorn: well i guess i can watch some more lost universe but
that's got such good music...
Wed Aug 17
02:13am Monitoring the Public Pastes in Pastebin to see if I come across
anything funny. At 3 in the morning. Kill me please.
RE bananapopcorn: those are pretty hard to come up with. one time i
found a guy asking if anyone was reading this though.
02:16am WORTH MY MONEY ALRIGHT
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02:20pm The pope is coming to Madrid, and I wish I could go there to
yell mean things to those faggots
RE tripcodeuser: transpose jokes about michael jackson to of the pope
02:24pm You know what would be AWESOME? To go there with the
Westboro baptist church signs
02:28pm @alsv_ did you get a promotion?
RE alsv_: Fuck yeah. Went from painting a shitty school to being a PA to
the big boss.
02:30pm I'm going to keep posting pictures of my grandmother on the
Internet until I hear word someone masturbated with them
02:32pm @alsv_ awesome! You're too smart to be doing slave labour
RE alsv_: But not smart enough to not browse pornography and 4chan
from work.
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03:14pm Wtf I almost broke my neck by putting a t-shirt on too fast.
Guess I'm not young anymore for t-shirts.
05:29pm funny how all the materials you need to create the universe are
described in this little piece of plastic.
05:30pm Well, at least to create all of the known universe.
06:19pm @levelupstudio you should come up with names for the
updates. Imagine "Plume 2.7 Blue Thunderstorm" or "Plume 2.8 Nappy
Lemniscate"
Thu Aug 18
04:19am Just found out that myanimelist.net has discussion forums
for every episode. That's cool cause I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS
MOURYOU NO HAKO THING
04:19am Link title "Read my thoughts on My Little Pony - You know you
want to." Argggghhh dammit I kind of want to know what people think
*clickety*
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04:19am Some comment from a #MAL user on "Chroniko's boots"
episode from Kaiba: "That world really crappy and full of pedos." lol
04:22am I hate having most of my friends on a different time zone TL
note friends means faggots
RE bananapopcorn: easy fix: http://t.co/ZTTDIRd
04:37am "Posting from your ISP has been blocked due to abuse"
noooooo #4chan #fuck3G
11:41am I watched the whole My Little Pony, why not watch Powerpuff
Girls too? It looks kinda entertaining
RE alsv_: What, you didn't watch it while it was airing?
02:16pm 匣の中の娘
02:22pm I laughed at the idea of the police using a picnic basket to put
the remains of Grace Budd's body after Albert Fish's confession.
02:23pm The picnic basket was shaken clean of bone chips, pebbles, and
dirt and returned to Mrs. Thornton, with the thanks of the Greenburgh
Police.
02:31pm ∨actual quote from the book
08:12pm With the rise of surveillance cameras, will the old tradition
of molesting your neighbours' children just die like so many other
traditions?
10:14pm The satanic bible by Anton LeVay
10:46pm Aw fuck I said hi to some David in IM that I thought was
another David and now I have to talk to him
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11:51pm watching this, uh yeah I forgot I have to read the book.
Fri Aug 19
12:01am Discussing Twilight in /lit/ #4chan #summerfags
12:08am Old School GAR #gonewiththewind
01:21am Aw crap I think I didn't record the whole movie
#gonewiththewind
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01:28am @alsv_ nop my father wanted to watch that stupid soccer match
so I couldn't
01:31am Only 4 minutes left of this recording and the movie doesn't seen
to be close to an ending. Fuck I'll have to download it from the internet
01:35am Wow this movie was actually more than three hours long.
Should've guessed, looking at how big the book is #gonewiththewind
12:09pm If you hate the new twitter, why not sticking with the mobile
version?
RE tripcodeuser: looks like arse on 1920x1200
12:35pm When I lay on bed stroking my penis, am I exercising my
freedom, or is it something that has to happen because it is determined
so?
Sat Aug 20
12:50am Follow @alsv_ he's the deconstruction of the twitter genre
12:59am Oh wow, the spanish wikipedia examples in the straw man
fallacy article are so blatantly wrong #ohwow
RE bananapopcorn: i investigated this on spanish wikipedia and i believe
you're committing a straw man fallacy
02:07am @alsv_ what was your blog again? Or is this moepod you're
talking about
RE alsv_: Talking moepod.
02:21am PLEASE KILL ME NOW or give me a job, your call. #god
RE bananapopcorn: just get a job killing yourself
02:22am I hate people telling me how smart I am. I DON'T HAVE A
JOB, MY LIFE SUCKS, I WATCH CARTOONS ALL DAY. Now shut
up and get off my face.
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02:33am I just want a job and some relatively smart friends I could drink
some beers with. IS THAT REALLY ASKING TOO MUCH
02:34am >get mad about not having friends >never actually leaving
home or trying to meet other people >I seriously hope you guys don't do
that
02:43am A funny thread, in /lit/? Cannot unsee
03:09am @bananapopcorn THEY WOULDN'T TAKE ME LOL
03:25am BUT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WE'RE ALL
DOOMED? So let's set our pants on fire and dance to the moonlit
scenery of this beautiful homicide.
08:15am >Shana S3 >Tsukaima S4 >ha ha just fucking kill me, anime.
#shit
RE bananapopcorn: except ika musume and milky holmes are also
getting good seasons and that's well worth the cost of more j.c. staff rie
crap
08:54am I'm almost ten kilograms stronger than I was two months ago
#fat
12:32pm [Live sex chat with amateurs-Fansub] Mahou Shoujo Madoka
Magica 01[BDRIP 720p].mkv
12:57pm I like this new social network "unthink" because it implies that I
won't have to use my brain to be able to join or use their services.
03:50pm @bananapopcorn oh I didn't mention those two because I
assumed everybody knew they are shit
04:09pm What are some good 10b anime I can download?
04:10pm Sorry, what are some 10b anime I can download?
RE bananapopcorn: nutbladder's been doing kaiji in 10b for the last few
eps and it looks great inb4hurrart
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04:12pm >Anime of the year >2007: Bokurano >2006:Chocotto sister
>UPS AND DOWNS UPS AND DOWNS
Sun Aug 21
01:15am @alsv_ i got frustrated, here's my best drawing
02:16am FUCK YOU PIRATES I'll wait until they release the DVD for
redline and actually buy it
RE theREALharruhy: Have fun waiting until just before Christmas
06:01am @theREALharruhy have fun KILLING THE ANIME
INDUSTRY
05:29pm What the fuck, more and more websites are blocking my ISP, I
can't fucking find a working download for Schrodinger's Cat Trilogy
06:21pm Yuri yuri needs wider faces
08:59pm Yuri Yuri takes so many things from other shows, they
should've also taken hidamari/madoka faces
09:58pm >Yuri Yuri 01-03 >meh this is not so bad > Episode 04:
summer beach festival episode >CTRL+A SHIFT+DEL
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RE bananapopcorn: all yuruyuri eps that have girls besides the main 4 in
them are shit
11:42pm The wonders of regurgitation
11:56pm I understand torrenting moeshit like Ro Kyuu Bu or Yurix2,
but why pirate a movie when everybody is saying it's so awesome?
#redline
RE theREALharruhy: Torrent it, then purchase it when it comes out.
Fucking autistic.
Mon Aug 22
12:03am ha ha this scene #striptease
04:14am Oh maybe now with the nook I'll actually get to finish The
Glass Bead Game
04:16am I don't think playing the gameboy Zelda games is different from
reading a book; a very interesting, exciting and emotive book.
04:48pm @theREALharruhy implying you're going to buy the DVD
RE theREALharruhy: Implying I'm not
08:22pm if R∈R then R∉R
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Tue Aug 23
02:45am Copying about 50 books to the nook...ok that's enough for
authors whose name begins with A, now let's see the letter B
11:11am "I am free in my preference for what you prefer if I prefer what
you prefer because I prefer to have that preference" - fuck psychology
07:49pm @alsv_ lol you really think so
09:53pm Someone IRL said I look like a JEW
RE bananapopcorn: bout time they noticed
Wed Aug 24
12:01am @alsv_ ARE YOU IMPLYING I'M *THAT* KIND OF
PERSON?
RE alsv_: YES.
01:02am @bananapopcorn ME, THE JEW — BASED ON A JEW
STORY
RE alsv_: You look more Palestinian than jew.
04:11am >browsing /cd/ >"oh man he's so cute" >oh boy the humanity
>turns off computer and jumps in bed, shuddering
12:59pm Oh I didn't know I had NHK World channel in my tv set,
another source for information on manga and nippon
01:11pm I don't read books, I just visit /lit/, read the posts there and use
their arguments on books against people IRL
05:05pm Memoirs Of A Geisha? Lol that's sooo mainstream. Read
Memoirs Of A Basque Cow instead you piece of faggie shit
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Thu Aug 25
04:27am I want to become a girl but I don't want to have sex with men.
What does that make me? #cd
RE bananapopcorn: try http://t.co/Mmfj7xU
RE bananapopcorn: a faggot
11:24pm >not having a folder exclusively for the pictures of your waifu,
adequately tagged and sorted >I seriously hope you guys don't do this
RE bananapopcorn: >having a waifu so popular/slutty that there are
so many pictures of her that you don't have all of them memorized by
filename
Fri Aug 26
12:31am @bananapopcorn >not spending every waking hour drawing
pictures of your waifu to the point that you need to buy a dedicated HD
02:25am Yuru Yuri episode 7 jokes are so Episode 2...
02:32am "Single- tapping a word no longer repositions the cursor to the
end of the word" Thank you very much, @Swype! & quick gestures are so
handy!
02:38am Error to enter faceboek
03:44am @bananapopcorn >implying there's really a difference
between 8b and 10b anime
RE bananapopcorn: >implying not http://t.co/1AqEUIY
04:34am @bananapopcorn >implying they're not just using a badly
compressed JPEG
04:55am Conscience is such a fantastic phenomenon, I just wished
everybody understood the problem of self awareness.
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02:36pm Instead of watching anime I don't like because /a/ told me, now
I read books I don't like because /lit/ told me
02:54pm @CupcakeAndTea You should be happy people go to such an
extent just to annoy you. They must really care.
05:20pm 30 followers? Damn you Friday
05:22pm ffuck walks into a room. 30 people are there, waiting for him to
talk about anime and penises. He leaves the room.
05:25pm @alsv_ walks into a room. 128 people are there, waiting for
him to talk about getting a job and a girlfriend. He takes off his clothes.
RE alsv_: Half of the people in that room are there to sell me cialis
products and ipods though.
05:28pm @DalaiLama walks into a room. Everybody leaves.
11:44pm Oh they're talking about Breivik on the discovery channel.
Sat Aug 27
12:18am Last week I saw a porn version of Entourage. This week they
advertised a porn version of Tron. And it looked really well made.
03:57am I have a morbid fascination for reading comments from people
who have already died. For instance
04:04am They were all living back then. They engaged in Internet
discussions, they got trolled and butthurted. Now they're dead.
04:23am I wonder how many dictionary words have been used to name
heavy metal bands
04:41am Actually I think my father is right when he says he doesn't want
to put internet at home because I'll waste all my time reading shit online
RE bananapopcorn: but aren't you doing that anyway
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05:01am @bananapopcorn yeah but it could be even worse if my
connection wasn't so shitty
05:38am Have the Jews ever said they're sorry for killing Jesus?
#holocaust
05:44am I realized that my hobbies change not following my liking, but
following the kind of things people around me enjoy the most. #anime
#books
05:47am >24 years old >still depending on your father to pay for your
internet connection >I seriously hope you guys don't do this
11:07pm As part of this immortal soul, I will be born again, forever.
11:31pm It is always nice to rediscover Borges
Sun Aug 28
02:56am As immortal as my soul can be, my body is that of a man there's blood in my veins, and marks in my flesh.
03:00pm Internet told me my English is C2
03:05pm Internet also told me I was a faggot
11:53pm At the end of the dream, the longest of nights: wait for your
name to be called.
Mon Aug 29
12:01am A voice, like a thunder breaking the stillness of the night, roars
the name of those for whom the kingdom opens up.
01:52am You're already dead. Your last day is already determined.
Those attending your funeral have already been chosen. Enjoy life while
it lasts.
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01:57am As soon as I get some independence I'd like to visit one of
those old ladies that people accuse of witchery and work at their service.
01:59am Oh and I'd like to break in into some cemeteries at night but I
don't want to do it alone. Not afraid of ghosts, afraid of security guards.
02:05am 1.600.000 ffucks would have to live for 100 years each, to cover
the time down during which the dinosaurs ruled the earth. Mind was
blown.
02:09am Evolution is fantastic. I really think it's amazing how many
different types of creatures we have in our little planet.
08:00pm Murakami thread in /lit/ "Nah, he got 2 books his writing over
and over."—"Oh, so it's just like Gundam?"
08:11pm HAHA WHAT THE FUCK CATALAN COVER OF
"SWEET CHILD OF MINE" HAHA SUCKS TO THE INFINITE
08:41pm >Write long answer to 4chan thread >Submit >"Posting from
your ISP has been blocked due to abuse" >DAMN FUCK I FORGOT
Tue Aug 30
01:09am Watching original Tron movie
RE bananapopcorn: original tron had good music
01:19am @alsv_ why don't you just say "hard work"? Americans love
hard work
RE alsv_: That's the thing, I want to make it sound unappealing and
"hard work" makes it sound too good.
01:26am @alsv_ errr how about using lots of words, as in "minimum
wage employment opportunities"
RE alsv_: I want something that conveys the idea of a job in the hot sun
doing mindless physical labor with supervisors nagging you.
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RE alsv_: BUT NIGGER JOB IS SO MUCH MORE EFFICIENT. Plus,
minimum wage employment opportunities can be anything.
09:15am I'm gonna change my name to "Aqbar" so people can call my
number and say "Hello Aqbar!"
12:03pm Oh lol I didn't know zyzz had died
12:06pm >Zyzz died for us so that we can be free from roids.
05:38pm >Yune's first words in Japanese >"Don't tell me...you can
speak French?" >full baka #ikokumeiro
08:21pm << This is a premium tweet. Stay in touch with your friends!
Purchase a TWITTER PREMIUM ACCOUNT to receive tweets from
this PREMIUM user >>
08:34pm I tried playing Castlevania for the NES and it was hard as fuck.
Maybe i'm just good at RPGs, or maybe not even that
09:30pm "hurrrrr, LOTR is unbelievable shit because they just didn' t
take the eagles to Mt. Doom"
Wed Aug 31
03:28am fuck insomnia
03:31am Fuck trying to fall sleep, i'm gonna watch some tv
04:08am There's a TV show right now called "cemetery TV" and it's
pretty much just that, some footage of cemeteries at night. So far nothing
scary.
07:17pm デｲストピアwww #steinsgate
07:34pm @alsv_ please don't get fired
RE alsv_: I can only get with it because I'm so goddamn effective at my
work.
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08:32pm @alsv_ I'll get really angry if you get fired for watching little
girl porn from work.
Thu Sep 01
02:44pm >Downloading 700MB movies >I seriously hope you guys
don't do this
RE bananapopcorn: dat sum youtube quality
02:44pm Your face when the mobile version of Twitter works better than
the "new" improved twitter site
RE bananapopcorn: >not having discovered that mobile web is best web
months ago
03:53pm @bananapopcorn I wonder if I can make like some extra
Javascript features to make mobile version work better
04:00pm @bananapopcorn Does this works for you?
RE bananapopcorn: but the advantage of mobile twitter is no javascript
you fagrot
06:45pm @bananapopcorn Please kill yourself and save us from the pain
that is reading your tweets #jklol
Fri Sep 02
05:20am >comparing Salinger to Rousseau and Sartre >I seriously
hoped /lit/ wouldn't do this
08:39pm If the jokes aren't good enough, just make the characters yell
them and everybody will laugh ← This is what nichijou actually believes
RE bananapopcorn: i think you mean THIS IS WHAT NICHIJOU
ACTUALLY BELIEVES
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Sat Sep 03
03:33am A funny thread? Believe your eyes!
04:39am Hey mosquito stop flying around my ear, i'm not even wearing a
shirt, just suck my blood and go away
07:26pm Nichijou 13 was the absolute worst anime episode I've seen in
years. I just can't take more of this shit. Dropped like cancer. #nichijou
RE bananapopcorn: but everyone knows nichijou only gets good starting
in ep 14 #actuallynotajokethistime
RE theREALharruhy: You don't watch much anime, do you?
07:46pm @bananapopcorn The way I see this: 13 episodes of this show
and I'm not interested at all. I'm not watching any more.
RE bananapopcorn: mmk but nano going to school and yuuko going to la
casa de hakase are the best parts of the show
07:52pm @bananapopcorn Well they should've done that in episode 3
rather than episode 14. Even bokurano had only three shit episodes
09:59pm My college is surely doing his best to prevent me from having a
decent schedule compatible with half-time jobs
10:14pm FUCK COLLEGE
11:34pm "The traffic here is so slooow, you can hardly get any racism- i
mean discu-ushion going." /newnew/
Sun Sep 04
02:10am Hard Drive fails > BSoD > Restart: no BOOTMGR
> unscrew Hard Drive > Computer won't turn on, even with HD
disconnected > MOTHERFUCKER
02:19am Ok maybe if I go to bed, tomorrow when I wake up everything
will be solved magically. Yeah that is the right thing to do.
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RE theREALharruhy: GOOD PLAN
05:19pm I made up my mind: after Computer Systems Engineering I'll
study one of: Sociology, Mathematics, Physics, History, Philosophy, or
Psychology
05:24pm That lady from the movie The Shining reminds me of the fishlooking people from Lovecraft stories
Mon Sep 05
12:43am Flooding www.ñchan.org/b/ old #animu style
RE bananapopcorn: looks like your flood was successful. the board is
now filled with shit mexican posts.
12:55am There's only so much pictures I can dump into that chan at
64Kbps T_T
RE alsv_: I would be happy to assist you if you give script.
01:15am @alsv_ Thanks, but it's over already, I got bored.
03:45am @bananapopcorn doo hoo hoo
Tue Sep 06
12:59am "learning the basics of eng syntax will help alot as the same
concepts apply to any language" #trolling101
RE alsv_: English is the only logical language, didn't you know?
01:05am Okay I'm reading Harry Potter fanfiction because /lit/ told me,
the time has come to kill myself.
01:07am "Deconstruction is when you take something that has been
constructed and then undo the construction."
01:07am "e.g. after playing with lego, you deconstruct whatever you
made" #/lit/
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01:09am THREE HOURS DOWNLOADING THIS DRIVER AND
NOW IT WONT DETECT MY AUDIO CARD #caps
01:23am OH I HATE YOU SO MUCH
01:28am How about I let windows fuck me from behind, oh wait that
already happened
01:38am Why is my sound card not working on windows but working on
Linux? DAMN YOU NIGGERS
01:59am I need my two speakers working so I can play Greenday in
glorious stereo
02:01am "Reading isn't supposed to be FUN!" /lit/ confirmed as
replacement board for long dead /a/, more at 10.
02:05am Found fix for sound card. "driver supports up to 2Gb of RAM
—In case more memory is installed your system will crash randomly."
Well, fuck.
RE theREALharruhy: that must be one hell of a bad sound card
02:13am @theREALharruhy it's pretty old and you find only unofficial
fixes
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03:06am So apparently that guy who went by the name of the character
from Cromartie High got aids and like died or something and he's on the
news
RE bananapopcorn: you mean freddie mercury, that cosplayer from
queen? ROP
Wed Sep 07
12:13am Time to hit the bottle
RE bananapopcorn: stein's gay finished so you can come back in
12:39am @bananapopcorn okay but I was just checking to see if @alsv_
was there
03:24am Ok now I owe my father a bottle of rum I just drank. It's
colombian so I have no idea how I'm gonna get hold of one
03:30am Because of /lit/ the last entry in my TODO list says "all sasha
grey I can find" #wat
03:35am Fantastic, I don't feel that sleepy when I'm drunk. Gonna read
books all night and keep drinking all day tomorrow.
05:00am being drunk and posting in an imageboard feels so weird. Like
nothing bad could happen, I think i'll upload pictures of my penis.
06:05am MOST INAPPROPRIATE COVER FOR A BOOK
SERIOUSLY WTF
07:04pm @rabbitwho remember that children love playing games, they
have to think learning English is fun...yeah I know lol
RE rabbitwho: It was with a grown up! It went really really well :) Going
to play transformice with new mouse to celebrate.
07:06pm THIS GUY, THIS GUY
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07:47pm Transformice makes me feel good because even if I die I still
get +1 RT @rabbitwho
09:44pm RT @BarackObama President Obama welcomes NASCAR
drivers to the White House. Watch live: wh.gov/live #NASCAR
Thu Sep 08
02:51pm i am a nice guy too i dnt hit girls i do artwork
03:08pm sis: You should be more respectful-Respectful?-Yeah with the
things you say on twitter HEY FUCK YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
READ MY TWITTER BITCH
03:15pm So now I can't talk about: how my family sucks, little girls, pedo
anime I love, pictures of my penis on the internet, sex with my cousins.
03:16pm I'm washing the dishes #theNEWffuck
03:54pm I'm gonna take a shower and do something useful
#theNEWffuck
03:56pm Let me turn the TV on and watch movies featuring adult girls
with big breasts, just the way it's supposed to be #theNEWffuck
04:00pm Women deserve to be treated with respect #theNEWffuck
04:04pm Why do those faggots at Horriblesubs not include -nya at the
end of everything Feyris says? #steinsgate
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04:14pm #SteinsGate
04:33pm THIS COULD HAPPEN IF WE DON'T STOP USING
SCIENCE #steinsgate
07:40pm Watch me troll—I mean discuss with people in facebook
07:47pm @alsv_ Q: Have you ever been hugged?
RE alsv_: Yes. Q: Have you ever been hugged by a man?
07:55pm @alsv_ er...where do you want to go with this? :|
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RE alsv_: My communication professor asked the class this, and half the
class didn't know how to respond.
08:07pm @alsv_ they were just afraid of admitting they love the cock.
RE alsv_: Are you fucking Freud or something? It's clearly a
manifestation of Machismo.
08:09pm Annoying people on facebook helps me practice my writing
skills for my English exam tomorrow.
08:13pm @alsv_ I'm not fucking anymore, I broke up with my girlfriend
T_T
RE alsv_: Oh. Shit.
08:19pm @alsv_ …and that's how you win an argument by
appealing to the other person's emotions. #trolling101 #stillronery
#ireallybrokeupwithher
11:54pm @rabbitwho you mean that other bitch sylvania's desktop?
RE rabbitwho: a desktop is the top of a desk. I mean the entire desk.
Fri Sep 09
12:02am @rabbitwho yeah sorry I was thinking about ponies or
something like that. Maybe penises.
01:35am @alsv_ oh I was just going to bed but I got hungry so I got up
again and ate a banana
RE alsv_: SORRY FFUCK, WE'LL DISCUSS YOUR NO GF
SITUATION AT WORK.
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08:23am Maybe this year I should join that weaboo club in my university
and make fun of the anime they watch
RE alsv_: At least they have good taste.
RE theREALharruhy: oh jesus, that anime club
09:41am Fuck yeah that lady at the language thing said I would probably
pass CPE if I took the exam today. HAPPY THOUGHTS
RE rabbitwho: YAY! I am such a good teacher!
09:59am Hey what the hell happened to my Fluttershy background? My
twitter is not the same without my pony waifu!
Sat Sep 10
02:31am @alsv_ it's your birthday? Fuck off and die
02:31am @rabbitwho TOMORROW I'LL BE PLAYING
TRANSFORMICE ALL DAY @ LIBRARY TUNE IN FOR SHAMAN
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02:45am @alsv_ who said education and alcohol don't mix?
03:42am Ah, I remember now; Kurisu from Steins Gate looks exactly
like the girl from katanagatari.
03:45am Mayushii is L-O-V-E #steinsgate
04:09am <Okabe> "I don't have time to give you the details" There goes
anime, being stupid again
04:11am I bet I could explain to Kurisu what's gonna happen in the
future in less than 140 characters and still have space to call you a faggot
05:23am Making my mobile twitter work better requires jquery
05:26am If i got to bed now (0626) I won't wake up before 1400 but if I
don't I'll be sleepy all day…but maybe I can do stuff and fix my sleep
09:03am @omgidothistoo That awkward moment when that "You two"
refers to you and your cousin
Sun Sep 11
06:11am Getting trolled is a force that gives,or reinforces, meanings for
individuals within a context that is otherwise antiseptically emotion-free
12:21pm @rabbitwho You mean autonomous
RE rabbitwho: wupps
11:17pm Browsing /b/, porn thread, father walks in. SCROLL DOWN
SCROLL DOWN >it was the last thread >his face when
RE rabbitwho: at least you don't still have two screens.
RE alsv_: What type of porn?
Mon Sep 12
12:44am @alsv_ oh just like, average jailbait thread, but they contained
enough nudity to shock the most
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RE alsv_: jb isn't too bad. I thought you had shitting dick nipples open or
something.
12:44am @rabbitwho SADDLY ENOUGH
07:57am lol now people are sending donations to the fat retarded guy
who got his superman stuff stolen
02:11pm Kind of silly that the internet service provider says "We also
offer in our plan WiFi for up to four computers"
02:13pm BE SURE TO GET ENOUGH WIFI WITH YOUR
INTERNET PLAN, YOU DON'T WANT TO RUN OUT OF IT IN
THE MIDDLE OF ANIME STREAMS
03:07pm Classes started today. I almost forgot how cool it was to not see
all these motherfuckers.
RE bananapopcorn: krugchan says it's the end of spain is this true y/n
http://t.co/yUZ474T
05:42pm @bananapopcorn I think that happened two years ago and
there are only a few cities (ten or even less) holding population
11:44pm I need that library job so bad I should pray, just in case
RE bananapopcorn: doesn't that make god mad when you only try
bumming miracles off him
11:56pm @bananapopcorn not really, he already knew I was going to
pray so it shouldn't be much of a surprise
Tue Sep 13
01:04am >Post in 4chan /int/ >No ISP blocking, cool >Write long reply
to other thread >ISP BLOCKED DUE TO ABUSE >Not even mad, no
rage left
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01:06am My father called to the Internet provider today, so in 2 weeks
he'll remember he did and in 3 months he'll call again, rinse and repeat
01:06am tl;dr IM NEVER GETTING THAT STUPID INTERNET,
FUCK YOUR SHIT
01:52am If shit works out I won't have to go to the university on tuesdays
and thursdays!
07:22pm Name one good anime show with more than 12 episodes YOU
CAN'T
07:42pm @alsv_ and @theREALharruhy with their bus stories and
I have to walk 80 minutes every day to get to college. DURING
FUCKING SUMMER
07:44pm @theREALharruhy yeah I just fixed it, also WALKING I can't
read, play videogames or anything else like that
07:51pm @alsv_ Well mine got stolen so it'd probably be just fair if I did
08:27pm FUCK THE LIBRARY AND ITS STUPID JOB
08:27pm Ok, so now I need to get a real job
08:28pm I really want to know what they based their decision on. Is it
because I'm too ugly? Too mexican? Too lazy? Not good enough grades?
RE bananapopcorn: not enough pictures of you puking while drunk at
parties on facebook. they want employees who are sociable like that.
RE alsv_: Aren't the spanish fucking racist?
08:33pm @alsv_ yeah maybe it's because I wasn't born here. FUCK
THE SPANISH
10:27pm The quest for a job continues
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Wed Sep 14
04:56am Fear nothing but feeble old age and death in bed.
#WhiteOleander
04:38pm Just drank one cup of coffI AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE #CAFFEINERUSH
10:51pm @BarackObama if I had #DinnerWithBarack I wouldn't wear
any underpants; actually I wouldn't wear any clothes at all.
10:52pm I'm having a muffin while I poop and check my tweets. So I
tweet and shit and eat.
RE alsv_: Living the dream.
10:53pm @alsv_ did you say thanks to that cool dude oniichan?
RE alsv_: No, because I am a sudaca, not an asiatic.
11:34pm @alsv_ Nop you're American pig disgusting
RE alsv_: I CAN BE BOTH, FAGGOT.
Thu Sep 15
02:55am If by this time on Monday my father hasn't solved the Internet
thing I'm gonna call that girl who's been offering a cat to me and say yes
02:56am Cats are just a good as browsing porn. Oh and I'll name it just
that, "Internet"
03:00am On Monday: Hey dad what about the Internet-Dad: Ah crap I
forgot- WELL DON'T WORRY DAD I ALREADY GOT INTERNET
CHECK IT OUT-Internet: meooow
09:16am Some lady complaining their kids' school has 12 bathrooms
for 240 students. My school had like ten bathrooms for over a thousand
students.
RE theREALharruhy: Ten bathrooms? Mine had a total of like four.
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01:10pm @theREALharruhy more like BLACKCODE KANOJO
RE theREALharruhy: No kidding. If I get another one, I might just stop
playing it.
Fri Sep 16
09:12am @alsv_ oh God I hate those conversations. My classmates so
that all the time, they drink beer and brag about how much sex they have
RE alsv_: Just roll with it. Pretend you're talking about waifus instead of
bitches.
11:14am @alsv_ Spain hates you as well
RE alsv_: I don't doubt it.
11:40am "the only ass /a/ will ever get in life is when their hands slip
through the toilet paper."
12:33pm @rabbitwho you'll fix that in time, I remember when I started
going to the English meetings I couldn't talk any English
12:55pm >2011 >not using blackhole compression for archives
03:39pm #ff @logout @login
RE rabbitwho: the race is on to register @login.. every single one of my
email accounts has a twitter :(
07:03pm @alsv_ pepper was so much better when it was A
CHARACTER FROM LETTER BEE
08:07pm @alsv_ If you get fired I'll sell my DS and my computer and my
nook and buy a ticket and go to Miami and kick you in the nuts
RE alsv_: I'm adventurous and risk-taking, but not stupid.
11:09pm @rabbitwho HEY BITCH WHY DID YOU POST WITH MY
SPANISHDICT ACCOUNT ON JULY THE 24TH
RE rabbitwho: because I'm badass.
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11:19pm @rabbitwho next time I'll go badass on your gmail account
RE rabbitwho: Then I'll go badass on your USB!
11:25pm @rabbitwho I make backups of all important stuff on it every
week BECAUSE I HAVE LOTS OF FREE SPACE you wouldn't know
about it
RE rabbitwho: broken hard drives with beautiful pictures you'll never see
again don't count as free space.
11:37pm @rabbitwho u sound jelly
Sat Sep 17
12:07am @rabbitwho they wouldn't let you, I tried registering those
names ages ago
12:12am Watching nichijou felt like I was watching Azumanga Daioh
with Osaka yelling SATA ANDAGI every 30 seconds.
12:15am I don't need to learn how to raise my 6-year-old aunt, so if
Usagi Drop has nothing else to offer, I'll be dropping it just as well.
12:29am Oh well Usagi is only 11 episodes and I've already watched 9.
12:57am @therealharruhy dibs on all your videogames
RE theREALharruhy: Nope.
12:59am I get pissed off when someone is running a forum/imageboard
and they have no idea how to edit their PHP/javascript
01:01am Solutions for providing a volcano power to you in bed. Your
woman will be amused with how steady and wooden your bone-on is!
#spam
01:03am The forum from the otaku club in my city welcomes its most
recent user, "Tro Lin".
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01:14am @therealharruhy IF YOU DIE FROM CANCER YOU
WON'T HAVE ANY USE FOR YOUR VIDEOGAMES
01:14am >2011 >Profile picture has to be smaller than 99x99 pixels and
6KB
01:16am @therealharruhy Joke's on you because YOU'RE THE ONE
DYING LOLOL
01:17am @theREALharruhy I got an ingrown toenail once and my mom
basically told me they'd have to cut my finger
01:30am I'm a big fan of undergrown anime and manga such as Hokuto
no ken, FLCL, genshiken" Oh god these people
01:32am I'm not going to bed until @theREALharruhy tells us if he's
dying or not. Hurry up, I'm sleepy!
01:36am @therealharruhy be positive man, it's probably just gases
RE theREALharruhy: Gasses? Crushing my entire right side? It's more
unlikely than you think!
02:08am @alsv_ Don't the ISPs make you sign something just like that
when you get your Internet?
RE alsv_: Yes. Which is why you should steal internet.
02:14am @alsv_ I don't steal things because I'm not a nigger
RE alsv_: Your loss.
02:18am @therealharruhy HE'S JUST TIRED NOTHING ELSE
RE theREALharruhy: He was smiling two seconds ago.
02:20am @therealharruhy Maybe he's a bad person who want people to
die so he's unhappy because you're healthy
02:55am It's saturday already so I'm gonna start looking websites of
those places where people abandon their cats so I can get mine
10:22am I'm hungry but I'll just eat later tomorrow, it's not like I'm
gonna die if I don't eat any food.
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11:14am Coucou, c'est Maylis! mon adresse c'est
[email protected] - j'espere que ton week-end se passe bien! au
collège!!! #spam
12:06pm Having a terminal disease must be funny. "look, there's gonna
be a second season of Lucky Star but I won't see it because I'll be DEAD
lol"
12:07pm Seeing how I'm always putting the blame on other people, I
totally can imagine how a terminal disease would make my life easier
06:03pm @alsv_ lol you dumb? Of course you can, just upload them
RE alsv_: can't legally*
10:01pm @alsv_ lol silly boy, megaupload and rapidshare are legal
uploading systems
10:53pm "To save Mayuri I need Rukako to return being a guy" Come on
anime, you can't be this dumb. #steinsgate
11:00pm I might be dropping Steins Gate based on my opinion of the
series at the end of this episode
11:25pm Let's save this person who's gonna get shoot by going out on a
date with this girl who used to be a boy. You guys clear? good
Sun Sep 18
12:10am @therealharruhy SO CAN I LIKE, GO TO BED NOW?
12:34am "Tsundere, Heidegger and Me"
RE alsv_: Is this made by the same people who do those anime
textbooks?
12:38am "King of the hill is funnier than Beavis and Butthead"
@rabbitwho pulling a #dinotan
RE rabbitwho: AIDS is funnier than Beavis and Butthead
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12:39am @alsv_ Who cares, just buy it
RE alsv_: Why? It's boring.
12:43am @alsv_ because it has cute anime girls, duh
RE alsv_: If I wanted to watch cute girls talk about boring things, I would
watch the first three episodes of lucky star.
12:44am @rabbitwho YOU STUPID WOMAN SHUT THE F— Ah,
who am I kidding, AIDS really is funnier than beavis and butthead :)
12:57am Oh I forgot to celebrate September 8th, the day /a/ died
#420chan
RE alsv_: what, were you going to bake a cake or something?
01:08am @alsv_ WHO KNOWS, it's too late now.
01:52am "Can't we ever go home? I asked my mother. We have no home,
she told me. I am your home." #whiteOleander
01:52am Stupid movies with symbolism
01:54am If you want to represent a girl's first period, just show her leg
covered in red, don't rain blood on some stupid flowers
02:26am Pedophilia used to be about destroying something innocent and
pure, now it's just about having sex with minors. How despicable.
02:52am ha ha this website Check the download links and the comments
01:11pm >2011 >This extension will be installed after you restart
Firefox
01:14pm Your goatee is much more than just facial hair
03:49pm so 1337 I can h4xx both of u
07:05pm @R_A_P_S Eres bien soso entonces
07:11pm I should've known anime better than to expect John Titor to be
a fully grown, flatchested, male character. #steinsgate
09:43pm computer not working again
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09:48pm @theREALharruhy faking cancer to get more attention is so
old, you should take pictures of your butt instead, like Scarlett Johanson
RE theREALharruhy: >implying
10:00pm @therealharruhy implying...she never lost her phone?!
10:10pm Because everything else in this show has been thoroughly
explained
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11:10pm that bed is HUGE #steinsgate
Mon Sep 19
01:37am "She got fisted, and a few days later re-found God" #420chan
01:40am Aw fuck I forgot how do you call those relationships where
there's only two people.
01:41am MONOGAMOUS
11:34am HorribleSubs really did a bad job translating those jokes in
Steins;gate
12:33pm I'm going to do all the things I did to learn English but this time
for German. First task: Play pokémon videogames in German.
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02:12pm both cartoons are so similar, but that one at the bottom is just
plain stupid.
RE rabbitwho: Second one's better. You don't understand the symbolism.
Tue Sep 20
12:42am Otaku group list of Anime Projections for this year: Ponyo,
Bakemonogatari, Haruhi, Dragon Ball, School Days, Madoka, Oresucki.
RE alsv_: Only quality anime, I see.
12:42am Maybe I'll go there and find a reason to kill myself, can't be that
hard seeing how stupid they are.
12:44am Oh it's that time of the day when people call to the radio and
talk about how miserable their lives are
12:45am Lady calling to cry about how her two birds escaped and she
misses them because they were their only friends.
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12:50am @rabbitwho I hope you understand this symbolism as well
12:52am Guy calling to the radio to complain that he got blue balls
01:03am @rabbitwho Is this spanishdict? Those people are idiorts
#idiorts
10:11am @tablecat sí
02:35pm typical local otaku anime list: Evangelion, Lucky Star, oreimo,
karekano, nana, death note #fags
03:07pm THIS IS REAL COMEDY WHY DON'T YOU LEARN A
THING OR TWO NICHIJOU FANS
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10:34pm It turns out I am just fucking lazy, not autistic.
RE alsv_: I didn't realize that was a Death Note thing until the end.
RE rabbitwho: Right. You almost never spin.
10:51pm @rabbitwho Maybe if I spin more often I'll become autistic
10:53pm Don't do with javascript what you can do with CSS
10:55pm Tomorrow those otaku faggots are meeting at the university so
I'll go near them and listen to what they say.
RE bananapopcorn: blame world war ii on otaku
10:55pm If they're ugly enough I might take some pictures
10:58pm If they come and say "you coming for the otaku thing?" I'll look
disgusted and say "what? Of course not"
11:00pm My head hurts. I don't think spinning is my thing.
#roadtoautism
11:11pm Hate it when I tell a joke, someone laughs and then ten seconds
later they say something that shows they didn't get it at all.
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RE rabbitwho: that's because they understand it on a deeper, more
symbolic level, where as you only skimmed the surface of its meaning.
Wed Sep 21
12:10am I'll wake up tomorrow and be beautiful just like Michele Hicks
in Mulholland Drive.
12:11am @bananapopcorn but then I'd have to like, talk to them
12:33am >Father walks into room >This on my computer >NO DAD
IT'S DAVID LYNCH IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK, IT'S EDGY
12:53am bestest idea
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01:04pm Came to the library. Two groups of ugly people. Take my
chance and sit next to one. They talk about learning Japanese. I found
them.
01:09pm Oh oh oh they're talking about me
01:10pm Aw crap they left fuck
01:12pm So what so I do now, I was expecting then to stay here longer
but they left after like five minutes.
01:13pm My life is really sad. I'm going to print some documents and
wait 3 hours until my classes start.
06:07pm That feel when you pack everything and get ready to leave,
then realize you have to attend next class.
Thu Sep 22
01:40pm some guy is gonna pay me money for writing some english texts
for him. Fantastic.
01:42pm FUCK I just realized the old mail account I used to write to
this guy uses the name "Show me your penis" D:
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01:50pm Damn this name. Fortunately I was able to change it to my real
name, that's Daniel Keis. Yes, that's my name now.
RE rabbitwho: I don't think changing your name protects your identity if
the person knows exactly where you live and what you look like.
04:59pm RT@DalaiLama My number one commitment is to promote
inner peace based on warm colonness
Fri Sep 23
01:32am @rabbitwho what, really? Where, what site, which picture?
RE rabbitwho: http://t.co/EC4hC7qQ
01:41am Oh I'm going to be busy this Saturday, so going to the local
otaku thing is gonna be impossible.
01:43am Well that saves me the trouble of deciding if my situation is
desperate enough to meet those dumb people that I will most surely
despise.
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02:26am @alsv_ mine has been completely taken over by people from
a dead imageboard, and me posting pictures of dicks in our little secret
groups
02:27am I DON'T WANT THIS BOOK TO EVER END
#whiteOleander
02:39am I can only dream that somewhere it exists a group of people
that meet only to express their mutual hate and contempt for everyone
else
02:57am I can only dream there's a group of people somewhere nearby
that meet only to express their hate and contempt for every other single
person
02:59am They take on their shortcomings and use them as the source of
their hatred, even if they have other positive personality aspects
03:00am So even if they could be mildly successful, they prefer to shit on
the world around and try making it as bad as they can for everybody else
03:03am That's the kind of group I want to join, not some mentally
underdeveloped people who think Shakugan no Shana is awesome
because tsundere
03:05am Uh, they updated the Android market, it's just as bad but the
loading icon is bigger, that's pretty impressive I must admit
03:07am I used to work in a real little one, real mom-and-pop,owned by
this little old man.I just kept stealing til it went out of business lol #lit
03:18am Shit, The Golem thread on /lit/, now I can't go to sleep
03:30am this kind of thread is the reason why I love /lit/. There's trolling
and intelligence in equal proportions.
12:38pm @rabbitwho No such thing as Columbia
RE rabbitwho: it was a quote!
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10:13pm @levelupstudio can we have an potion for the tweet not to
disappear when posting from widget and there's no internet connection?
Thanks!
RE levelupstudio: an outbox is planned
10:15pm First thing I'll do once I get enough money from that guy I'm
helping with his English will be to buy all @marissanadler music I can
find
RE marissanadler: - Aw, that's so sweet. <3
10:24pm The most significative aspect of my personality is the lack of
other significative aspects.
10:26pm I can be hating on people and wishing they died a gruesome
death and the next second I can be helping them without really having to.
10:31pm Then I feel like being part of a group would help me find what
I really like and who I really am so I go to meetings and gatherings
10:34pm No sooner I find differences between what I think and what
they think, I decide they're not worth my time and classify then as dumb
faggots.
10:36pm Then I feel bad for not having any friends and blame it on
other people being incapable to understand why my anime > their anime
10:37pm Then I cut myself...
10:37pm ...another slice of cake :) yum yum
10:38pm Fuck friends, imma gonna get me some caek
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Sat Sep 24
12:38am It's funny because it's true
02:53pm My father if that kind of people that just doesn't know when to
let a joke die.
03:31pm Saw a guy with a t-shirt, Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory
"It's not cartoons, it's anime." Anime confirmed for mainstream bullshit.
RE alsv_: Wait, they're talking about normalfag shows and not pedo
anime, right?
RE alsv_: Did that show discuss anime a lot? I didn't think Hollywood
caught up to anime yet.
04:13pm @alsv_ they mentioned one show once and it sounded like
Ninja-Princess-Master-whatever, so I assumed they just made up a name.
04:15pm @alsv_ "hey let's talk about anime! Our fans should know how
much we love those cartoons of...you know, ninjas...princesses...and stuff"
RE alsv_: Fake-ass hipster scum.
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Mon Sep 26
12:16am Discuss Albert Camus' "L'etranger" ERR DAY #lit
01:01pm Waiting for the train to go back from Barcelona and then walk
for an hour to make it to classes #nobodyCares
01:03pm And my knee hurts like fuck, I wished those niggers hadn't stole
my bike
RE theREALharruhy: Fuck niggers.
Tue Sep 27
10:11am Bought two more games that I will never
10:14am Tron Legacy must have been a good movie to watch in a
cinema, with all the bright colours and special effects
01:09pm Just happened to watch Fringe on TV, the opening sequence is
such a terrible copy of the "The X files" intro
01:23pm Oh this is what I missed by not going to that otaky thing last
Saturday U JELLY CUZ I COULD BE HAVIN FUN WITH THEM
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Wed Sep 28
02:45am @Airskadt
Thu Sep 29
12:38am >"What are you listening to" thread >Only j-pop and crappy
japanese music >not even cool hardcore or gabber >fuck these #local
#weaboos
RE alsv_: SORRY YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S
TASTES, YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT.
01:37am @alsv_ u mad cuz u love j-pop too
RE alsv_: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT, COCKSUCKER.
01:53am I ONLY LISTEN TO JAPANESE MUSIC BECAUSE JAPAN
IS SUPERIOR
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02:37am I TRIED WATCHING 3D PORN BUT THE INTERNET
WON'T LET ME GIVE UP ON ANIME
01:08pm @marissanadler I HAVE MONEY, WHICH WEBSITE
WOULD YOU RECOMMEND TO BUY MARISSA NADLER AND
MARISSA NADLER PRODUCTS?
01:09pm I swear I double check all my tweets but I can't avoid doing
things such as writing "if" instead of "is", or "potion" instead of "option".
01:11pm please americans, do not talk like a british character this is not
how normal people talk
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Fri Sep 30
01:11am Herzlich willkommen in der Welt der POKÉMON!
02:20pm banned from the local otaku forum...once again
02:22pm It'd be awesome to know someone like me and do mean things
to other people
04:53pm "but you see women can only be smart and empowered when
they do things i personally approve of" - white boy on the internet #lit
11:42pm @theREALharruhy are you dead now?
RE theREALharruhy: I'm a zombie
Sat Oct 01
01:29am @marissanadler my last tweet might have sounded a little
weird, so I'll ask using lowercase letters this time :)
01:31am @marissanadler what is the best place to buy your music? I
want to pay as little as possible to companies, and more to you, the artist
RE marissanadler: - the best place would be etsy or my website, but I'm
on tour till the 18th. you can put an order in through the site...xoxo
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04:17pm RT @J0kk23 @J0kk23
07:20pm @alsv_ so this means you are going to be leaving twitter soon?
07:24pm @alsv_ sounds like that guy who said he was in a club and
accidentally tripped and feel onto some other guy's dick
RE alsv_: What, that's never happened to you?
08:00pm @alsv_ I don't even have a landline, I suck.
RE alsv_: Landlines are the stuff of the past bro. Mobile-only is the way
to go.
Mon Oct 03
01:59pm RT @DalaiLama Once they are properly developed, the
breast's good qualities increase indefinitely.
02:04pm Aw fuck I forgot to check the bicycle rental service at the
university and now I'm gonna have to walk home again
02:06pm gonna take a poop and play pokémon in German for the next
50 minutes
RE theREALharruhy: Which Pokémon?
02:36pm @theREALharruhy Pokemon Gelbe (Yellow) edition
05:37pm @alsv_ have u been smokin dat weed errday?
RE alsv_: Nope, but my boss is telling me that I have to give him an early
heads-up if he needs to get bloodwork for government shit.
07:24pm @theREALharruhy tell me about it, I've been a student since
2003
07:28pm I probably have more problems keeping my online friends than
I'd have keeping my irl friends
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07:32pm I mean, I don't really have irl friends but people(classmates and
such)always say good things about me and seem pleased that I am with
them.
07:34pm So if I wasn't such an inside person it'd probably be easy for me
to have tons of friends.
07:36pm ...instead I just rush out of the classroom every day and go
home to my gay cartoons and Mexican friends from stupid imageboards
Tue Oct 04
12:34am @Airskadt just stop staying late watching porn in the Internet
and your narcolepsy problems will get fixed
RE Airskadt: You want me to fap to all that BBW porn during the
AFTERNOON? Ludicrous.
12:35am Give that bitch love and affection. Bitches love some love and
affection.
01:32am Found a website with too many details about pictures of a
certain naked lady.
01:35am Susana Spears starts the show by showing us her sweet booty!
01:37am Susana Spears touching her perfectly shaped boobs
01:38am Susana Spears is wearing nice sheer panties!
01:38am Susana Spears managed to pull out her gorgeous breasts!
01:38am Susana Spears is streching her white , see through thong
panties!
01:39am Susana’s long flowing hair are impressive! Not to mention the
wet thing between her legs…
01:39am Susana Spears sitting on her side showing off bare butt!
01:40am Susana Spears on all threes sticking out three letters
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01:40am Susana Spears standing there in her full naked glory!
01:41am Another flawless butt shot ! Susana’s ass rocks!
01:42am ...And that's for only one post with twenty pictures or less
09:48am @Airskadt if you have Pepsi why do you need anything else
RE Airskadt: pepsi=Jews obv
07:22pm Oh god listening to my father talking on the phone is so
annoying
07:24pm HEY DAD THE PHONE COMPANY WANTS TO FUCK
YOU AND IF YOU STUTTER YOU'RE JUST MAKINGS THINGS
EASIER FOR THEM
07:28pm My father is the perfect customer, he calls to complain about
having to pay for two identical services separately...
07:29pm ...and the customer support just guides him through connecting
his computer via WiFi
11:25pm @Airskadt tl;dr apple sucks, iphone costs a lot of money, at
least thrice as much as they should cost if other company sold them
RE Airskadt: cancerousjudaism.mov
11:28pm POTTERMORE OPEN REGISTRATION WHEN?
11:56pm Father already threatening with calling the phone company and
canceling the Internet plan if I spend too much time online
Wed Oct 05
11:26am Oh yeah, if you delete your Linux partition you won't be able to
boot into windows again because of grub. I forgot.
12:11pm I'm too dumb for arch and my computer won't work with
gNewSense, so I'm sorry Smithy-san, plaque-san, but I'll use Ubuntu like
the noob I am
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RE bananapopcorn: k cocku doori
01:22pm @alsv_ put back the image info right on top of the comment
list please #moepod
05:57pm @alsv_ where are you taking her this weekend?
06:01pm Classmate drops one cookie. "oh I wasn't going to eat it anyway,
I'm jogging after classes" So remind me, who asked about your life?
RE theREALharruhy: Punch them in their empty stomach
06:04pm @theREALharruhy it's a her so I'll faint if I come closer than
three feet
07:28pm My teacher has been holding a bottle of juice for the entire
class and he looks like a douche
07:41pm fuck it I'm hungry, DAMN @RABBITWHO YOU AND
YOUR HUNGER-INDUCING APPLES
Thu Oct 06
12:16am Direct my browser to opera.com, click the button on that page
without reading it, it's @Opera for phones. BUT I'M BROWSING
WITH A DESKTOP PC
12:17am Direct my browser to skype.com, button on front page
reads "Get Skype for your Iphone". BUT I'M BROWSING WITH A
DESKTOP PC YOU MORONS @skype
12:50am @alsv_ OMG THIS IS THE BIGGEST EVEN IN 2011 WE
NEED TO TELL OUR FRIENDS
12:53am I was trying to install Linux in this desktop computer and then
STEVE JOBS DIED
12:55am I can't download any .exe files on this computer and not only
that, STEVE JOBS DIED #stevejobs
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12:55am Didn't you hear? STEVE JOBS DIED #stevejobs
12:55am STEVE JOBS STEVE JOBS STEVE JOBSSTEVE JOBS
STEVE JOBS STEVE JOBSSTEVE JOBS STEVE JOBS STEVE JOBS
#stevejobs
01:08am TERRIBLE TERRIBLE NEWS FOR ALL OF US
MAVERICKS
01:31am RT @shobon Steve Jobs, enemy of our freedom has finally
died. Glory to GNU, long live Richard Stallman! #fsf #gnu #foss #libre
#stevejobs
01:32am Something happened and now I can't download .exe files from
my browser, and the only flashget I have is chinese :/
01:42am STEVE JOBS MEMORIAL WEBSITE NOW ONLINE
#stevejobs #apple #iphone #steve #jobs #rip #obama
01:44am @moepod this is a much better favicon
01:46am @alsv_ service unavailable
02:58am @theREALharruhy did he really day that?
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01:15pm Ubuntu freezing a lot, buttons on the wrong side,auto-hiding
windows not hiding…they sure worked hard to make windows users feel
at home
RE rabbitwho: and if you're not using an LTS you're basically using a
beta so of course there are going to be glitches.
RE rabbitwho: you can move the buttons to the other side by changing
the theme.
01:20pm @rabbitwho Nop themes change, buttons stay. And I got the
version from the frontpage of ubuntu.com, surely not a beta...
RE rabbitwho: Did you try the clearlooks theme for example? There
usted to be only be 2 or 3 themes with the buttons on the other side
RE rabbitwho: They sell the LTSs to companies, so those always work,
the non LTS are free to everyone because they need us to test them.
01:22pm @rabbitwho because things on the frontpage are always the
ones that I need (I'M LOOKING AT YOU @SKYPE AND @OPERA)
02:15pm @rabbitwho this Linux is not an LTS, it's more like an STD
02:15pm @rabbitwho YOU GAVE ME LINUX BITCH
RE rabbitwho: I told you to get the LTS, not the STD.
05:34pm @theREALharruhy The state of Texas versus the boy lusting
paedophile
RE theREALharruhy: lol Texas
05:37pm @theREALharruhy it's easier to be remembered for something
bad, maybe you should kill a lot of people or make Shakugan no Shana
s4 possible
05:39pm @Airskadt well boy, next in the list are Venezuelans and then
Argentinians
RE Airskadt: And then Zapatero?
05:44pm @bananapopcorn I thought you already had a blog?
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RE bananapopcorn: OH GOD THEN IT WASN'T A DREAM
08:09pm I don't fancy walking home all sweaty, but every time I take a
shower at the gym I have to see an awful lot of penises.
RE theREALharruhy: So you can either choose to be uncomfortable, or
uncomfortable and gay.
11:26pm Transcribing English for money and hating every second of it.
And the website for the university is so shitty, is not helping at all.
11:28pm I could've sent this half an hour ago but no, I had to make it
perfect. Fuck it, I'm sending it and I'm gonna watch some anime.
11:33pm The guy paying me for this English thing works designing porn
websites.
RE rabbitwho: I guess that whole "show me your penis" thing wasn't such
a professional cock-up after all.
11:38pm No dad, I don't want to have you standing next to the door
going on about what you're gonna do tomorrow. I don't give a flying fuck.
Fri Oct 07
12:32am LINUX IS INFERIOR WINDOWS PROVE ME WRONG
RE bananapopcorn: i use windows, you use linux #conclusiveproof
02:02am @bananapopcorn i use linux too
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02:16am Alas, the artist surpassed the art. #stevejobs
02:16am Steve jobs to be buried next week, unearthed and re-buried
JAN 2012 in a new casket half the size, twice as expensive #stevejobs
RE alsv_: Your people are god-like novela makers.
02:40am @alsv_ I know man, it makes me feel so proud
07:05pm #FF @alsv_ America's most fiendish paedophile and bottom
enthusiastic
RE rabbitwho: enthusiast is the noun, enthusiastic is the adjective. Your
friend is a bottom enthusiast.
Sat Oct 08
01:38pm @alsv_ then how are you supposed to get some?
RE alsv_: I guess I won't.
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Mon Oct 10
05:18am I can hear my neighbour peeing
05:18am He flushing
02:40pm My sister wears a bra on the nights she fears brorape #a
02:45pm @alsv_ WHAT IS WITH YOU AND @46vVz I DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING
RE alsv_: It's my secret public diary.
02:52pm @alsv_ you mean public as in known by IRL people around
you?
RE alsv_: Well, public as in I'm broadcasting it on twitter.
05:20pm @alsv_ No, really. Why the fuck do you have two different
twitter accounts?
RE alsv_: So I can talk to myself.
05:35pm Oh man I hate forums so much
05:36pm >Post asking for help >Me "can't download .exe files, no
antivirus, no firewall">Moderator "Blocked because you don't have an
AV" >WTF
05:46pm Checking my old messages in this hacking forum, I didn't
remember traversing directories on Hotmail to get access to other
people's accounts
05:47pm LOOK AT ME I USED TO BE A L337 HAX00R NOW I
WATCH ANIME ALL DAY AND CAN BARELY USE LINUX AT
ALL
06:25pm I've had two facebook and two forum accounts banned this
week. Maybe I should shut up and suck moderator dick like everyone
else.
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06:41pm Fantastic, now there's four other people complaining about that
guy who blocked my post, I hope he gets his mod powers removed.
07:01pm I just found a link to that mod's deviantart and he's got lots of
KonataXSonic fanart and he's a complete weaboo lolol what a fag #nop
11:14pm That awkward moment when you turn the lights on and you
realize it's your mother you're having sex with.
Tue Oct 11
07:33am "I BROWSED THE INTERNET WITHOUT ANY
ANTIVIRUS FOR AN HOUR AND I GOT 32 TROJANS" ha ha
whatever
RE theREALharruhy: You could actually pull that off if you were trying
to be a dumb nigger
02:19pm Dear @Skype please don't be a genius guessing what I want
and just let me download skype for Windows even if I'm using Linux.
02:20pm @Skype that is, if I click "Skype for WINDOWS" don't give me
the download link for "Skype for LINUX" even if I'm using Linux.
04:37pm Forum administration's solution: wipe partition, reinstall
windows. Actual solution: Plug wireless receiver off and on again.
RE rabbitwho: Plug in / out. That wasn't the first thing you did?
07:37pm Note to self: Try living off your parents until @alsv_ gets rich
07:39pm @rabbitwho Nop it never occured to me :/
07:47pm Note to god: @theREALharruhy , cancer, NOW.
RE theREALharruhy: I never said I wouldn't share the Jew gold with
you.
07:50pm @theREALharruhy but you want to take all of his gold, I just
want enough to live alone peacefully with mai animu waifu. NO DEAL
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RE theREALharruhy: I JUST WANT ENOUGH TO STOP GETTING
AFFLICTED WITH EVERY DISEASE IMAGINABLE
Wed Oct 12
01:38am When I grow up I wanna be one of the girls featured in
RE alsv_: Don't worry man, I believe you'll make it.
01:51am Apparently the Zetas in Mexico kidnapped some Anonymous
guy and they (Anonymous) posted a video on the Internet threatening
the cartel.
RE alsv_: You think two weeks from now we'll see a video of a guy in a
Guy Fawkes mask getting decapitated with a chainsaw?
RE theREALharruhy: lol what
01:54am Meanwhile the Zetas torture and kill more than 15, behead 5
more and shoot down another 5. Don't lose faith, Anonymous!
01:56am @alsv_ We can only hope
02:53am @alsv_ don't start with the penis tweets again
RE alsv_: :(
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03:03am WHO IS THIS CANDIDATE FEATURING LITTLE GIRLS
IN THEIR VIDEOS AND HOW DO I VOTE FOR THEM
03:27am Why do I keep losing the boxes of my CDs :(
05:25pm Moderator: "Reinstall Windows"
05:25pm Me: "nah, I'll just connect to a remote shell, wget the files,
put them into an anonymous ftp and then download them from my
computer"
05:26pm Moderator: "That's just being lazy!"
Thu Oct 13
01:53am Hello this is Anonymous, don't listen to those messages by
people pretending to be Anonymous, they just want to ruin Anonymous'
reputation
04:37pm @Airskadt Guy Ritchie?! OH NO T_T
Fri Oct 14
05:42am 6AM READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD-Just kidding, I'm
going back to bed.
06:26am I had to chase the guard on his segway to ask him for directions
11:56am Retweet this to your followers? Yes/No
11:58am fat guy watching anime let me see if I can take a picture so we
can all make fun of the series being only for fat people
12:04pm I just noticed my Minnie Mouse pencil case is sitting on the
desktop. I guess people think I'm disgusting just like the fat anime guy
12:05pm I hate having to listen to people talking when they're
programming, they annoy the shit out of me. PROGRAMMING IS
ABOUT THINKING NOT TALKING
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12:13pm @common_squirrel scare!
12:34pm SPAIN AA- ACCORDING TO S&P — GUYS REMEMBER
WHEN S&P SAID ICELAND WAS AAA?
RE alsv_: The wall street jews are just mad about the inquisition.
12:42pm Someone tried to kill a Saudi Arabian ambassador in
Washington THAT'S IT AMERICA YOU HAVE OUR CONSENT TO
BOMB IRAN
01:06pm Ah fuck, the cucumber I put in the salad had gone bad and I
didn't notice, now my entire lunch tastes like shit TAT
01:09pm Stomach if you promise to digest this food without any
complaints, I promise to eat it even though it tastes like shit
01:18pm This guy is too funny-looking to believe anything he says
01:29pm Maybe that shit-like taste is just my brain trying to tell me "Hey
remember the stomach? Well I think he won't digest this crap"
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01:33pm The psychology students opened a contest to select the logo for
their shirt, so I had to send them my entry
01:40pm Aw fuck I should've used a #FF00FF background in that
picture. Preparing "RE: t-shirt design version 2"
02:15pm PLEASE EVERYBODY RETWEET THIS IS VERY
IMPORTANT RITCHIE DIED INFORMATION REPEAT GUY
RITCHIE DIED RECENTLY WE'RE TRUELY SORRY FOR YOUR
LOTS
02:21pm @theREALharruhy SOME GUY GAVE ME FREE DRUGS
OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL THAT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
<-- Amy Winehouse before she died
RE theREALharruhy: Drugs are for losers, soft drinks are for winners!
02:27pm @theREALharruhy Soft drinks will give you canc— oh wait
nevermind, enjoy the free drink
RE theREALharruhy: lol
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03:18pm @ohyouinternet that's actually pretty useful
RE ohyouinternet: Why thanks fella
04:19pm College is boring today
RE bananapopcorn: try fapping the classroom. shit gets interesting fast.
04:44pm @bananapopcorn too beta for that
11:10pm @alsv_ trace your penis on one and I'll be glad to be the
destinatary
RE alsv_: I don't think I'll have enough room.
Sat Oct 15
08:13pm So has the economy collapsed or do I still have to pay $500 for
an ipad?
10:41pm @theREALharruhy I hate the new design because of the two
bottom columns, make it one again
RE theREALharruhy: Tell that to alsv_
10:44pm Lol those stupid october-15th people, they wouldn't be outside
protesting if it wasn't a weekend.
10:45pm Aprovechen la protesta porque se acaba el Lunes cuando todas
las personas tengan que volver a sus trabajos y escuelas #live15O
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10:46pm @rubeen9416 - Sería impresionante si estuvieran todos
pintados de azul y desnudos, ESO SÍ SERÍA IMPRESIONANTE!
10:48pm @PaulaRuMar Ya puestos, NO AL TABACO TAMBIÉN EN
#LIVE150 Y NO A LOS EXÁMENES DE ECONOMÍA A LAS 8AM,
LUCHEMOS POR LO QUE NOS PERTENECE
10:49pm Salgamos a la calle y nos sentamos en una plaza y en vez de
pedir cambios reales nos sentamos a esperar...#live15O
10:51pm "Los tenemos acojonados" dice la tía hablando en la puerta
del sol...sí claro, seguro que ZP no duerme esta noche! seamos realistas
#live15O
10:52pm @AGQ1 Sentarse en una plaza a hablar de cómo sentados
vamos a cambiar el mundo por supuesto!
10:53pm @airzelhaa Politicians are too busy preparing for the elections
where they're going to get millions of votes
10:53pm @Lushingerg Regresando, o sea ya se acabó, ya arreglásteis el
país? Pues sí que fue rápido!
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RE Lushingerg: ;)
10:55pm @JaimeBN1987 No se dice "gana el PP", se dice "Pierde el
PSOE"
RE JaimeBN1987: Mejor dicho, si la MAYORÍA elige al PP.
10:57pm @JaimeBN1987 Pero seguramente el PP va a ganar porque la
única otra opción es todavía peor. Por eso digo, no gana el PP, pierde el
PSOE
RE JaimeBN1987: Pero aún así es lo que votará el pueblo por mayoría, y
creo que debería respetarse por parte de los indignados.
10:57pm @dramatictone ¿Y qué esperabas? Ya hubieras visto tú la
asistencia a la protesta si hoy hubiera jugado el Barça.
10:58pm @publico_directo Y a punta de cánticos vamos a cambiar el
mundo...
10:59pm @JaimeBN1987 Los indignados son minoría, no creo que
siquiera se reflejen en las urnas
RE JaimeBN1987: No me preocupan precisamente las urnas, sino las
protestas día sí y día también tras el #20N.
11:01pm Si quieren que la gente los oiga, ¿por qué no hacen la protesta
a las 8am de un Miércoles, en vez de un Sábado a las 12am? #live150
#15O
11:02pm @PattHammond comparados con los que votarán a PP/PSOE,
sois una minoría #live15O #15O
11:02pm Dice el de madrid "Venimos aquí a luchar", mientras están
sentados mirando a las musarañas #live15O #15O
11:03pm @Nariokotome Avanza? Yo a los de la puerta del sol los veo
sentados en el mismos sitio desde hace horas...#live15O #15O
RE Nariokotome: Hay gente a la que le señalas la luna, y te miran el
dedo.
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11:03pm @CesarBritoGlez ERES UN CRIMINAL MALO etc etc
#live15O #15O
11:05pm @diego__bll No veo que seáis más de los que van a los partidos
del Barça o del Madrid #live15O #15O
11:08pm Bueno espero que los del #live15O #15O recojan toda la
basura para que el Lunes cuando todos volvamos a la vida normal no
haya malos olores
11:12pm @Juanmi_News Pero futbol es lo que la gente quiere ver, acaso
no has visto los diarios el resto del año?
RE Juanmi_News: Lo rutinario es el fútbol / QUE LO RESPETO / Pero
lo noticioso eran las decenas de miles de personas que han reforzado el
15M
RE Juanmi_News: hoy se ha hecho Hª.Si un diario pone en su portada
EL FÚTBOL,cosa que sale todas las semanas,falta a principios del
Periodismo
11:13pm @MMedinillaS Como yo, que estoy protestando por el
capitalismo tomándome una Coca Cola y twiteando desde mi MAC.
Somos colegas!
RE MMedinillaS: si no puedes con el enemigo utilízale para
atacarle!!!! :)
11:15pm @AmadorCabrera Lo máximo que puedes esperar es que los
"indignados" se vayan y dejen la plaza limpia
11:17pm Auto promoción: @theREALffuck seguidme en twitter
digo cosas divertidas, no os arrepentiréis! #live15O #15O #15oready
#bcn15o #15m #mad15o
11:19pm I got one follower from promoting myself! FOLLOW ME I'M
FUN #live15O #15O #15oready #bcn15o #15m #mad15o
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11:20pm Dicen en Madrid "No le deis dinero a McDonalds, a
Telefónica" Ok me quedo sin comer y movil? #live15O #15O #15oready
11:21pm Seguidme en Twitter para las últimas noticias sobre la
ocupación en Madrid y Barcelona! #live15O #15O #15oready #bcn15o
#15m #mad15o
11:21pm ÚLTIMAS NOTICIAS SOBRE LA OCUPACIÓN DEL 15OCTUBRE, @theREALffuck #live15O #15O #15oready #bcn15o
#15m #mad15o
11:22pm SI CONSIGO 20 FOLLOWERS GRACIAS AL 15-O VOY
A REGALAR UN IPAD (MENTIRA) #live15O #15O #15oready
11:23pm @Nariokotome Si hablas sobre ignorancia y ingenuidad le has
dado en el clavo, son las principales características del #15O
RE Nariokotome: Ya ves, está claro. Era mucho más útil quedarse
viendo el Madrid. Espero que te haya gustado el partido, por cierto.
11:24pm @AGQ1 POR QUÉ NO USAS EL BOTÓN DE
RESPONDER? AHORA NO SÉ A CUÁL TWEET ESTÁS
CONTESTANDO #live15O #15O #15oready #bcn15o #15m
#mad15o
RE AGQ1: en general a casi todos.
11:25pm @regaliza2003 entonces saca todo lo que de tu cartera y
dámelo a mí,yo no pienso que el dinero sea mentira #live15O #15O
#15oready #bcn15o
RE regaliza2003: El dinero como valor es mentira. Se puede hacer un
mundo donde el valor del dinero no sea el que es. Mira de otra manera.
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11:26pm "Vamos a hacer algo" dicen en Madrid... #live15O #15O
#15oready #bcn15o #15m #mad15o ok pues vamos a casa a hacer
nuestra tarea
11:27pm @belbosCk Broma? No, es capitalismo. Abre los ojos, y
bienvenido al mundo en el que vives.
RE belbosCk: creo que no has captado bien el sentido de mis palabras.
Mis ojos llevan muchos años abiertos.
11:28pm @Pabilonia RESPETAD EL DESCANSO DE LAS
PALOMSA, INDIGNADOS! #live15O #15O #15oready #bcn15o
#15m #mad15o
11:28pm @Nariokotome No me gusta el fútbol, solamente digo que hay
que ver la gente que todo el año vive viendo fútbol y dejandose la pasta
en ello
RE Nariokotome: Te vuelves a ir por las ramas. Protestamos por la poca
participación, la corrupción, la usura bancaria... ¿qué te parece mal?
11:29pm @Nariokotome Y luego se quejan del "capitalismo" y todos sus
problemas. Hay que ser consecuente.
11:31pm @AGQ1 Ay bueno es que con tanto bochinche con las
protestas no sé quién me habla...es que ya tengo una edad
RE AGQ1: Lo malo de protestar es que luego hay que desprotestar, a
veces cuesta.
11:32pm @Nariokotome No podeis protestar por lo que no os gusta
del sistema y disfrutar las cosas que sí os gustan. hay que encontrar un
equilibrio
RE Nariokotome: ¿Por qué no mantener lo que va bien y cambiar lo que
va mal? No nos vamos a quejar de lo que va bien...
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11:33pm @Juanmi_News Ese es el problema, que el 99% del tiempo
futbol es noticia, y la política es noticia el restante 0.1%. Belen Esteban,
0.9%
RE Juanmi_News: jajajajajaj llevas razón totalmente. De acuerdo
contigo :;)
11:34pm @6SU2 ya has vuelto? Ya se ha acabado? habéis arreglado ya
el problema? Joder, sí que habeis tardado poco!
11:35pm @Nariokotome Es lo de "para hacer pasteles hay que romper
algunos huevos". O sea, no todo son flores y laureles, hay que hacer
sacrificios
11:35pm @AGQ1 Yo con que dejen la puerta del sol bien limpia me
conformo
11:36pm @Juanmi_News claro ya te digo que somos como almas
gemelas...bésame bandido!
RE Juanmi_News: jajajajajaja lo hago con mucho gusto!!! MUAAAK!
jajajaja
11:37pm @Nariokotome Es decir, mira a toda la gente comprando ropa
de marca, tomando café en el Starbucks y luego vienen a decir que "lo
pasan mal"
RE Nariokotome: Es la cultura de este país, gastar el dinero que no se
tiene. Por eso este "movimiento" va a llevar tiempo.
11:38pm Ja ja los de Madrid han dicho "Vamos a hacer algo en serio"
y nadie sabe qué hay que hacer #live15O #15O #15oready #bcn15o
#15m #mad15o
11:39pm @Nariokotome No, si realmente se quiere hacer algo no es
cuestión solamente de tiempo, sinó de organización
11:40pm @Nariokotome Mira a los de Madrid, no tienen ni idea de qué
hacer, a dónde ir, qué organizar. Lamentable.
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RE Nariokotome: Y que conste que no pongo los dos acontecimientos al
mismo nivel.
RE Nariokotome: Hasta la revolución francesa, que toda su
radicalización, duró cuatro años.
RE Nariokotome: Hoy se han organizado 1200 manifestaciones en todo
el mundo, qué poca organización.
11:41pm Banda sonora oficial del #15O #live15O #15O #15oready
11:41pm @ioccupy Asamblea? Esa es una palabra muy fuerte, los de
Madrid no tienen ni puta idea de organización, dan vergüenza
RE ioccupy: Pues ves a Madrid y ensenyales como hacer una mejor, no
vale de nada acusar sin proponer mejoras, Rajoy tampoco propone nada.
11:42pm @LauraLessien @isaachachsimov Guess what boys, Capitalism
is gonna come back on Monday, stronger and healthier than ever.
RE LauraLessien: @isaachachsimov I thought Capitalism had never
gone away. So... Happy day without it! I'm sorry, you can't buy until
tomorrow
11:43pm @Juanmi_News Ay pero sin lengua baboso! Muaaaak
11:44pm @Juanmi_News Vergüenza es lo que en Madrid llaman
"asamblea" ver y llorar
RE Juanmi_News: JAJAJAJA pero cual es el probleemaa? cuenta,
cuentame! ;)
11:46pm Llevo dos horas viendo el video en vivo de Madrid y lo único
que veo son persona sentadas #live15O #15O #15oready #bcn15o
#15m #mad15o
11:47pm "Abrimos nuevo turno de palabra" es la cuarta/quinta vez que
lo repite Madrid organización cero #live15O #15O #15oready #bcn15o
#15m #mad15o
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11:47pm @Nariokotome Enviar mensajitos por twitter para quedar no
es organización, lograr algo efectivo es organización. Hay diferencias
11:49pm @Nariokotome Entonces cuando salgo con mis colegas de
fiestuki al pont aeri, somos 20 y llegamos a la hora, eso es organización?
RE Nariokotome: No sé si te refieres con organización a una estructura,
como partido, asociación, o lo que sea.
RE Nariokotome: Es evidente que lo de hoy a nivel mundial es más
simbólico que otra cosa, cada país tendrá que seguir su rumbo.
RE Nariokotome: Claro, a menor escala, pero es organización.
11:49pm Madrid "Los internacionales que iban a hacer las emisiones se
han pirado, han visto que esto no sirve de nada" #live15O #15O
11:50pm @ioccupy Iría pero no suelo ir a las cosas que me parecen una
tontería. A mí el capitalismo me funciona, muchas gracias.
RE ioccupy: Dime lo mismo cuando tus hijos no puedan estudiar, no
puedas ir a un hospital o cuando te echen de casa por no pagar.
11:52pm @Nariokotome Uy pues voy a comenzar a poner hashtags a las
quedadas con mis compas, igual llegamos a ser Trending Topic!
11:53pm @Juanmi_News Mira el video en vivo, llevan casi una hora
discutiendo qué van a hacer, y "discutiendo" significa hablar sin sentido
RE Juanmi_News: prefiero a eso a una población SUMISA al designio
de los MERCADOS y POLÍTICOS PERDIDOS... no crees? El pueblo
tiene q discutir
11:54pm Los indignados de Madrid se quedan sin gasolina para el
micro, y anuncian "No podemos seguir, no tenemos más gasolina"
#live15O #15O
11:55pm RT #ceros_seguidores La asamblea en Sol es tan
desorganizada que es imposible llegar a consenso #live15O #15O
#15oready #bcn15o #15m #mad15o
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11:55pm @comu_mola jaja das vergüenza ajena
11:56pm @Nariokotome lo que quieran llamarse, pero no he visto unas
propuestas concretas, unas ideas definidas, solamente gente gritando en
el micro
RE Nariokotome: Podrías proponerlas tú.
11:57pm Se quedan sin gasolina en Madrid. Solución: SE ACABÓ LA
ASAMBLEA #live15O #15O #15oready #bcn15o #15m #mad15o
11:57pm Dan vergüenza en Madrid, denme su número de cuenta para
darles dinero para gasolina jaja #live15O #15O #15oready #bcn15o
#15m #mad15o
11:58pm @ioccupy Bueno cuando eso pase saldré a la calle a sentarme
como vosotros, a ver si así se arreglan las cosas por arte de magia
RE ioccupy: Quedate en casa, mirando las noticias sobre Grecia, Sirya;
Libya, Londres, Italia, Nueva York, ya que no quieres ver el pblema
11:59pm @Nariokotome No me tientes, realmente falta una sola
persona que se proclame "lider" de esta gente y las guíe a alguna parte.
RE Nariokotome: Como haya un líder, tanto yo, como otra muchísima
gente, abandonaremos esto.
Sun Oct 16
12:00am Comencé a ver el video a las 12am, son la 1am y en Madrid
no han avanzado un ápice #live15O #15O #15oready #bcn15o #15m
#mad15o VERGÜENZA
12:01am @enriqueanarte Ignoraros? Muy fácil, basta con cerrar el
twitter y el facebook y ya está, no te creas que estás cambiando el mundo
12:02am Ahora llegan los insultos en Madrid #live15O #15O
#15oready #bcn15o #15m #mad15o VERGÜENZA
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12:03am @ioccupy Eso hago, no creas que no me interesa la política,
solamente ignoro los mamertos que no saben cómo funciona todo este
lodazal
RE ioccupy: Bueno, pues deja de seguirme, puesto que no te interesa lo
que pasa en el mundo, y sigue ignorandote, SE FELIZ
12:04am @Nariokotome Prefieres eso a ver a todos gritando por su
cuenta? mira y date cuenta de para lo que sirve
RE Nariokotome: Esto es el principio, Roma no se construyó en un día.
12:04am @Juanmi_News Prefieres ver gente gritando incoherencias?
Realmente eres una persona bien extraña. Quedarse callado no significa
ser sumiso
RE Juanmi_News: no todo son incoherencias..... es el pueblo soberano el
que debate... y no la dictadura de los mercados!!! xD
12:05am @EIconfidente Ya te has equivocado al decir "vallamos" en
lugar de "vayamos"
12:08am Me voy a ver la tele no os olvideis de seguirme!
@theREALffuck #live15O #15O #15oready #bcn15o #15m #mad15o
12:10am @Juanmi_News En serio, debiste haber visto el stream de
Madrid, ya habrías visto cómo sí eran incoherencias y desorganización
RE Juanmi_News: quee no!!! da una oportunidad a MADRID y a Sol!
12:20pm @6SU2 Oiga yo no soy su troll! Bueno, si me ofrece alguna
retribución económica, entonces estudio su propuesta
12:22pm @regaliza2003 se puede, pero requiere más que diez mil
personas sentadas (o las que fueran) requiere educarlas sobre cómo
combatir el estado
RE regaliza2003: Yo no creo que sea necesario combatir al Estado, hay
que sanearlo con unos supositorios judiciales de seis años y un día.
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12:23pm @LauraLessien but it's Sunday! I can't buy anything :( you lied
to me
Mon Oct 17
02:34pm I'll stop tweeting in Spanish because I'm not a disgusting spic
02:51pm Working on this
RE rabbitwho: http://t.co/DkOe0RVx - fantastic!
02:53pm Yes that's moepod's icon
RE alsv_: I didn't even notice.
RE theREALharruhy: Using Moepod stuff for non-moe applications?
Despicable!
03:28pm Outside. If I didn't know better I'd think that the #15O thing
didn't affect politics and economy at all.
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03:42pm @theREALharruhy I'll include a very intrusive POWERED
BY MOEPOD message in every screen
RE theREALharruhy: I approve of this message entirely.
05:10pm Class looks boring today
05:12pm I hate my classmates
05:12pm I really don't hate them, I just wish I didn't have to see them
ever again
05:13pm Distance learning sounds like the solution to my problems
10:50pm I hate when my classmates laugh and make plans together
10:52pm It's not that I want them to include me on their plans, I don't
think I'd like that. I'm just jelly of their friendship.
Tue Oct 18
01:01am >Ubuntu Natty Narwhal >Use old gnome session >OH GOD
THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN UNITY >never going back
01:04am Giving up the taskbar, notification icons and window menus
just for the stupid unity launcher is a really bad idea #ubuntu #unity
01:05am Old gnome desktop + Launchy = Everything a man could
need
01:06am I didn't say "everything a woman could need" because we
know females don't use computers unless it's those ones that work as
microwaves
RE an0therperson: transitioned into the female gender. I still use a
computer.
01:06am @alsv_ I didn't even know there was a collective #animu
facebook account
RE alsv_: Yes. Found the login info. Only 1 notification message.
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01:09am @alsv_ so very ronery ;_;
01:10am @an0therperson @alsv_ there is a "delete" link but you'll have
to google it
10:11am 11:11am #checkem
10:30am Israeli protesters are right, exchanging nearly a thousand
Palestinian prisoners for 1 Israeli prisoner is inconceivable.
RE rabbitwho: Surprised that Zionists protest - their whole philosophy is
that one of them is worth more than countless Palestinians #israel
10:31am They should let Palestine kidnap a few hundred more and then
it'd be a more balanced operation.
01:01pm Ok I think I'm starting to understand the message mechanism
in Opera, I need this to be able to do that extension for @rabbitwho
04:41pm One badly written Javascript "while" loop with less than five
lines is all it takes to make Ubuntu freezes and stop responding. Sugoi
linux
08:32pm >connect microphone >system freezes, stops responding >IT
SURE IS WINDOWS IN THIS LINUX
09:39pm No dad I don't have time to help you find out why you can't find
your stupid songs in your ipod shuffle
11:07pm @rabbitwho "I'm only running firefox" see, that right there is
the cause of your problem
11:08pm @rabbitwho Also isn't the green line that always stays at 0%
the Swap line?
RE rabbitwho: But the greenline isn't at the b... oh yes it is... never mind.
I'm an eejit.
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Wed Oct 19
02:58am oh those good old times
RE alsv_: lol at those comments.
01:02pm Class is going to be boring today.
02:30pm University decided to cancel three out of five classes I was
planning on taking during the second half of the year.
03:01pm Agitation in the classroom
03:02pm Class supposed to last two hours. Began at quarter past three,
ended at ten to four. Quality education.
Thu Oct 20
08:59pm @theREALharruhy he meant "cancer"
09:07pm "I heard Barbie was designed after Britney Spears" #dinotan
RE rabbitwho: WWait.. when did she say that? are you hanging out with
dinotan on Thursday nights now??
RE rabbitwho: I'll have you know Barbie is re-designed every year, so it's
actually possible. #boysdon'tknowboutmybarbie
09:12pm @rabbitwho but she was talking about the whole company
being created after Britney Spears
RE rabbitwho: i don't believe you, no one is that dumb.
09:35pm @rabbitwho they added me to their secret facebook group for
kung fu ninja masters
RE rabbitwho: I knew that blue belt would only lead to trouble
09:44pm Wow did the rebels really capture and kill Gaddafi? Cool
10:02pm >Readmit horseface-tan into my facebook friends >10 seconds
later >three notifications from horseface-tan >not sure if block
10:06pm @rabbitwho #Cerea
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10:08pm Message from horseface-tan "Do you have skype" HA HA
NOT IN A MILLION YEARS
10:57pm Even in his last minutes he was a loving man #gaddafi
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11:13pm oh, annie ♥
RE bananapopcorn: how meanest thou that?
Fri Oct 21
06:41am Remember when I said I prefer winter to summer? Well I WAS
LYING please come back summer-chan, let's be friends
06:43am In the name of justice etc I can only hope the Gaddafi family
will press charges against that guy who shot him
06:47am Fuck it, starting next week I'm bringing a blanket to college. Let
haters hate.
06:55am That girly shriek you make when you open the handle and the
cold water hits you in the face
08:48am @rabbitwho you're right, I should blame you instead
10:03am Woah I didn't know you could put audio files into pdf files.
Some of the German books I got from have audio! amazing
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10:04am Example then View -> Show/Hide -> Navigation Panes ->
Attachments
10:05am Oh and remember login credentials: Username "dontbugme"
password "bugmenot" for
11:05am Assholes that just walked into the computer room, shut the
fuck up please #college
11:47am I think these assholes are going to lead me to murder
11:54am I had never felt this urge to just punch someone's face as strong
as I'm feeling it right now #assholes
RE rabbitwho: why didnt you just ask them to be quiet?
Sun Oct 23
01:19am If your body doesn't feel like taking a shit, don't force it. Signed,
a regretful butt abuser.
01:31am @alsv_ what?
RE alsv_: You missed it bro.
01:36am @rabbitwho you can have sex with @Hermit_Thrush_, he
never said he wanted to be your boyfriend (to be honest I never said that
either)
RE rabbitwho: @Hermit_Thrush_ cool! Now everyone's happy. :)
01:42am Yeah I shouldn't be awake this late, I'm gonna be sleepy
tomorrow
01:43am IF STEVE JOBS WAS SUCH A GENIUS HOW COME HE
DIDN'T INVENT A SYSTEM TO TYPE INTO YOUR CELLPHONE
WITH YOUR MIND?
01:45am Dear high school friend, when I say college is "doing fine, just
some minor problems" It doesn't mean I want to talk to you about them
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01:51am Dear high school friend, there must be a reason why even if
we're always connected at the same time I never talk to you. Please think.
01:58am Dear high school friend who used to be cool and now writes
just like everybody else in Facebook: please die. thank you (gotta be
polite)
02:03am Dear high school friend, stop using "super" as an adjective. Or
just drop dead, your choice.
11:56am While in Linux, bind your PrintScr key to "import $(date +%m.
%d.%y)-$(date +%H.%M.%S).jpg" allows you to select all screen or
just a region
01:02pm Hey Ubuntu One people, why don't you sign up for a Dropbox
account and learn what features should a cloud back-up system offer?
#ubuntuone
04:28pm "sir this is fashion in the mediteranian"
11:38pm @CiscoSystems Actually, it does work.
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Mon Oct 24
04:10pm At least I'm not entirely wasting my time coming to classes, I'm
also practising my drawing skills
RE bananapopcorn: you're winner
06:49pm I'm not glad Gaddafi is dead, I'm glad he's no longer the
president of Lybia, but an execution is a crime.
06:52pm @theREALharruhy kill them before they kill you first
RE theREALharruhy: Already got the jenkem bomb a'brewin.
06:54pm @alsv_ behind his back?
06:59pm @alsv_ >2011 >not paying in bitcoins
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07:19pm Not even serious companies can resist the urge to use fake
pictures in the Internet to advertise their products
Tue Oct 25
12:31am Sometimes I close my eyes and imagine I live in a world where
all those people on MTV are just pretending to be absolutely retarded
01:03am The guy you think is an asshole just showed you the home video
he shot having sex with the girl you've been in love with since 2ndary
school
01:11am That childhood friend you've been in love with since you're 12
wants to talk with you in private. She's coming to see you late at night.
01:13am You open the door, take her to your bedroom, and there she
bursts into detailed accounting of how she lost her virginity with ur best
friend
RE theREALharruhy: get dunked
01:46am Typical day of an alpha male
01:56am >Twitter >Account Settings >Your account is connected to
Facebook. >WHAT
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01:57am To my 25 followers: You disgust me and I'm glad this is only
twitter not the real world where I would have to meet you in person.
02:02am That girl you've been in love since you were 12 is on the phone
confessing she loves you. You double click "[CoalGuys] K-ON! - 01.mkv"
02:03am And then Azunyan happens
01:11pm You want to talk about feelings? Why don't you put me a tutu
and call me a faggot?
01:16pm Got a podcast called "A Christian and an Atheist". It's a
Christian guy stuttering when he doesn't know what to say (i.e. 80% of
the time)
01:51pm [GotSpeed]_Mirai_Nikki_-_01v2_[B766A5A3].mkv
02:41pm best comment: "Listen to the girl screaming: AWESOME!
LETS HAVE SEX!" ha ha
05:00pm [GotSpeed]_Mirai_Nikki_-_02_ [199DC994].mkv
RE theREALharruhy: You going to get episode 3?
06:13pm @theREALharruhy [GotSpeed]_Mirai_Nikki__03_[D26FB1CA].mkv
RE theREALharruhy: Yeah.
06:16pm @theREALharruhy I wanted to [Triad]_Kaiji_-_02.mkv but I
need to study, four episodes are more than enough
RE theREALharruhy: ANIME RUINS LIVES
06:20pm @theREALharruhy amen
10:40pm >2011 >Being the 99% >ISHYGDDT
Wed Oct 26
12:08am I can relate to Kaiji-san because if I had been in the same
position I too would have cried like a baby.
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01:07am "Public information on the deep Web is currently 400 to 550
times larger than the commonly defined World Wide Web." haha good1
01:25am "JavaDog's Hidden Site of FUN! (Anime Downloads, currently
you can only download trigun, im working on the other animes on the
list" deepweb
02:24am >open @firefox >extensions missing >"These extensions are
not compatible with Firefox 7.0.1" >WHO TOLD YOU TO UPDATE
NIGGER
02:31am So tell me @firefox, how come dictionaries are not working
with the latest version? Did you update English as well? Motherfuckers
09:33am OH NO facebook is going to track us even if we're not in
facebook...it's like they're becoming...google!
05:25pm Teacher had to give the class using old notes because he
couldn't connect his macintosh to the vcr HE PROBABLY WISH HE
HAD A WINDOWS MACHINE
05:31pm This class is such a waste of time, we're just having fun, not
learning anything at all. I'm thinking about leaving for a coffee.
Thu Oct 27
11:39am Can I masturbate with this anime? Y: watch it N: drop it #rules
11:40am Is this your baby? Y: hold it N: drop it #rules
11:41am I only browse the Deep Web for the plot
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04:32pm One step closer to black belt weaaboo.
RE RabbitChat: El azul es mas largo porque ahora estás más gordo?
05:40pm Google Earth is fascinating, I wonder what would a person
from the tenth century say if I tried to explain what G.E. does
08:50pm @alsv_ Remember not to talk about how hairy her chest is
RE alsv_: That reminds me, I saw her today. I think we're on friendly
ground again.
08:55pm @alsv_ of all times, you saw her today? Right after you met
another girl who might like you? NOT A COINCIDENCE
RE alsv_: I don't know bro, shit just happens.
09:30pm @Airskadt @theREALharruhy @alsv_ DID YOU MEAN...oh
wait
11:04pm @RabbitChat No, es porque me crece el pene con cada
cinturón y por tanto ha de haber un incremento correspondiente
Fri Oct 28
12:13am Someone buy for me this dvd about people shooting prairie
dogs with sniper rifles thank you so much
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RE alsv_: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA! USA!
12:24am @rabbitwho oh hey here's something that's sort of disgusting
not sad
12:28am fake I can see the mp4 interacting with the flv file in geometric
compression
06:31am That awkward moment when your eyes meet with that girl
whose family you killed, raped and partially cannibalized and you think
uguu~
06:32am Oh my gosh why are there so many freaking ants, I can't sit
anywhere
12:09pm I liked Rowan Atkinson but his latest Johnny English movie is
absolutely boring and not entertaining at all. Don't watch.
12:10pm I just accidentally watched the trailer for "In Time" and it
doesn't look bad. I might watch it once it comes out.
12:16pm OMG LOCAL CINEMA IS MARATHONING TWILIGHT
NEXT WEEKEND I'LL SO BE THERE
12:36pm @alsv_ sounds like you're going after one hell of a classy girl.
RE alsv_: It was hairy-tan.
01:14pm One fart a day keeps the doctor away. The doctor and pretty
much everybody. I shouldn't have eaten those leftover lentils :(
Sun Oct 30
09:23pm Terms used in wine tasting: Awkward: "a wine with...poor
structure, clumsy or out of balance" WHAT THE FUCK IS A CLUMSY
WINE
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09:53pm "gold in color, this wine smells of the classic mix of cat pee and
gooseberries that make this variety famous." classy
10:38pm @theREALharruhy life ruins lives
RE theREALharruhy: Being alive ruins lives.
Mon Oct 31
12:37am Oh I need to get that music selection for tomorrow's #animu
streaming
RE bananapopcorn: but the streaming was yesterday
09:37am @bananapopcorn BUT HALLOWEEN IS TODAY D:
09:24pm According to this book Steve Jobs spent half of the time crying
because other people at apple would do things that he didn't tell them to
do
Tue Nov 01
01:09am @alsv_ I often say "hi, how's it going" to the driver or I even call
the people at the supermarket by their names if they have it visible
RE alsv_: See? That's politeness. Some people are just too stuck-up for
that though.
01:22am "The 18-year-old Delaware woman is accused of having a three
month sexual relationship with the 10-year-old son of her boyfriend."
#grammar
02:15am Using @janetter_jp with Linux+Wine. Not the fastest
experience, but janetter is still one of my favorite twitter clients.
04:52am @tripcodeuser no such thing as good nichijou anything
RE tripcodeuser: nichijou hate-guro doujinshi?
04:58pm @Airskadt too fat for nanowrimo, uh?
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04:59pm @tripcodeuser I bet even those are probably shit tier
05:00pm Why do all my flash instances die when I close one of them?
That means I can only watch one porn video at the time. WHAT THE
FUCK LINUX
07:06pm @alsv_ That's probably what everyone else in the group thinks
09:45pm If you don't feel angry and frustrated it means you're not using
linux the way it's supposed to be used
11:04pm @theREALharruhy
11:05pm @theREALharruhy what happened now
RE theREALharruhy: More health problems. I'm 99% sure it's what I
think it is, which means kill me.
11:07pm @theREALharruhy funny, 99% of the time I think I'm sure
about things it turns out I'm wrong. You're a loser too, why would it be
different
RE theREALharruhy: Because my certainty ISN'T in my favor.
11:10pm @theREALharruhy Well you used your sureness as a measure
of certainty, that's where you lost me.
RE theREALharruhy: I'M SAYING I'M GOING TO DIE
11:15pm @theREALharruhy oh I see. It's definitive then, I'd never
expect you to be wrong, after all you are a qualified...many different
things.
RE theREALharruhy: Just let me die in peace.
11:18pm @theREALharruhy I can't stop annoying other people, that's
what I do best. DIBS ON YOUR STUFF
11:24pm Ha ha I was thinking how bad it'd be if I was locked in a room
with a person dying, I'd make things so more difficult for him/her.
11:24pm Maybe I should stop being annoying or something
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11:25pm JUST KIDDING HEY FOLLOW @THEREALHARRUHY
FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A COMPUTER
11:59pm Coding this opera extension is pretty easy, the hard part is
thinking about the implementation and how it's supposed to work.
Wed Nov 02
12:00am THAT'S WHY MY TEACHER TOLD US TO FIRST
WRITE PSEUDOCODE BEFORE GETTING INTO REAL
PROGRAMMING, I UNDERSTAND NOW
01:13am NOBODY CANNA CROSS IT
01:44am @theREALharruhy and you didn't even invent the ipad :(
02:03am >http://t.co/4udzgiib >100 dollars for filthy, used underwear
>disapproval face
02:11am @theREALharruhy WHAT'S THE NAME OF WHAT YOU
HAVE
RE theREALharruhy: Deaditis.
RE bananapopcorn: it's lupus
02:16am @theREALharruhy: "What is it?" Doctor:"Take these pills"
Harry: "But what is it" Doctor:"Take these pills" Harry: "But what is it?"
etc
RE theREALharruhy: She seriously was the biggest cunt ever. Maybe
she knows I'll die soon and didn't want to make me grief.
02:19am @theREALharruhy why don't you try being a man for a change
and asking what is it that you have
RE theREALharruhy: Currently they just assume it's some intense pain
but clearly they're ignoring the OTHER OBVIOUS SYMPTOMS.
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02:23am @bananapopcorn masturbating is just gonna make him die
sooner
02:23am @theREALharruhy by "other obvious symptoms" you mean
yourself being pretty damn sure that you're gonna die?
RE theREALharruhy: That's not a symptom.
02:26am @theREALharruhy so there are no symptoms?
RE theREALharruhy: SYMPTOMS: LUNGS COLLAPSING
02:30am @bananapopcorn awful trolling
02:34am @theREALharruhy probable cause: unhealthy diet, insufficient
exercise, also you're fat
RE theREALharruhy: Underweight = fat, yep
02:35am @bananapopcorn old people don't count, they lose all will to
live because they can't have sex anymore
02:56am >Top 10 podcasts >all text, no links >close that tab
03:54am I'll the 32-bit version of this operating system if someone
promises me I'll be able to read pdfs or watch flash videos without
problems
12:08pm Buying from an internet company that offers paying with
Paypal, so someone has to pay two different extra fees. Fuck it, pay with
visa
12:11pm damn it linux stop offering me updates for kde, I only use
gnome and gnome products
01:15pm "She has had ataxic cerebral palsy from birth that led her to a
passion for technology" passion for tech = autism lol
02:42pm @shinn87
RE shinn87: Well played.
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03:26pm @an0therperson NO HE WON'T HE'S GONNA DIE DIDN'T
YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID¿ HE SAID "I'M GONNA DIE" SO
OBVIOUSLY HE IS GOING TO DIE
03:28pm Q: What do you get if you put Shinji as the main character of
Death Note? A: Mirai Nikki
03:32pm Q: What do you get if you put anime pictures on the Internet
for other people's enjoyment? A: Cancer
03:47pm "In time"- US: In theaters 10:28:11 Spain: In theaters 12:2:11 IS
THE GUY WITH THE FILM SWIMMING TO SPAIN OR WHY DO
I HAVE TO WAIT THAT LONG
RE bananapopcorn: more like NOT IN TIME XD
03:51pm Wow the wolf guy from Twilight is starring in another movie, if
he doesn't wear a shirt for the entire film I'm gonna be so happy
03:54pm @bananapopcorn ok that was a very good one, I have to admit
I've been laughing for at least two minutes.
03:56pm I need a photo of @theREALharruhy for the neopet joke
picture
03:58pm STOP PUTTING FRAMES OF HOT GIRLS IN THE
MIDDLE OF BORING YOUTUBE VIDEOS I'M TIRED OF
FALLING FOR THAT
04:10pm >Ubuntu vs Fedora comparison post >Only pictures of the
desktop in each distro >"In conclussion..." >close that tab
04:15pm >Article about Fedora 15 >good enough reason to put a
picture of a lady with big breasts wearing a hat >close that tab
RE tripcodeuser: linkplz
04:34pm @bananapopcorn The Zetas run a multi-million dollar
business and specialize in horrendous executions. Anonymous posts
threats in websites.
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07:47pm Can't tell you didn't see that coming #fastandfurious They
acted fast, and now everybody is furious.
11:11pm @theREALharruhy WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD 2D
JOKES MAN YOU'RE SO BORING
RE theREALharruhy: I'm sorry, I'll try better next life :(
11:38pm My first opera extension is finished and ready to be deployed
11:39pm Add to the list of things I learn and never really get deep into:
Creating extension for Opera.
11:41pm ...plus programming with QT, solving the Rubik's cube, juggling,
writing scripts for IRC, programming for Android, photographing, etc
Thu Nov 03
01:23am Hey dad thanks for telling your friends I'll fix their computer,
nothing makes me happier than staying up late fixing windows xp
01:44am I hate disc drives and they hate me as well
01:52am Why does this disc drive lose power when I connect the IDE
cable, and it was working five minutes ago. This doesn't make any sense,
FUCK
02:00am AHHHHH FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF DICK SHIT
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING IT MAKES NO SENSE FUCKING SHIT
COCK BALLS also fuck the Jews
02:06am I'll Paypal 10 euros to whoever helps me fixing this stupid
problem, I just want to go to sleep
RE theREALharruhy: What issue?
02:14am @theREALharruhy computer was working fine. Suddenly disc
drives stopped working. If IDE connected, no power to drives.
RE theREALharruhy: Sounds pretty retarded.
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RE theREALharruhy: ...wat.
02:15am @theREALharruhy already tried new ide cable, plugging only
one drive, plugging a different drive.
02:22am If removing the battery and clearing the bios back to its default
settings doesn't work, I'm raising it to 20€
02:44am Oh I can't create a Linux usb if the flash drive is ntfs. Uguu~
02:59am Time to put that battery back and finally go to bed
03:03am THIS MONEY COULD BE YOURS plz halp T_T
03:11am Famous people who stood up to cancer: Steve Jobs, Hugo
Chavez, @theREALharruhy
RE theREALharruhy: :|
03:16am The problem with this computer was a broken fan holder,
I wonder if I can link the dvd drive failure to that and get away with
murder
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03:17am NO REALLY, A BROKEN FAN HOLDER WILL CAUSE
THE COMPUTER TO OVERHEAT AND THE BIOS WON'T
DETECT THE DRIVES ADEQUATELY #realityDistortionField
03:31am Now there is no picture in the monitor. Awesome.
03:35am Please god, tell me what I did to make this computer work
again, I beg you. I'll let you keep the 20€.
RE RabbitChat: also, LOL.
RE RabbitChat: but really, they were cheap, they didn't want to pay a
professional, this is what happened, not your fault, you tried to help.
RE RabbitChat: "You don't get paid if you fix a friends computer but if
you fuck it up you're responsible" - Me to you last week.
01:26pm @theREALharruhy you deserve to die if you think Nichijou
was any good
RE theREALharruhy: It's not like you even need to say "you deserve to
die". It'll happen soon enough.
01:32pm @theREALharruhy yeah but watching Nichijou only made it
worse. I stopped at episode 14 so I only got a cold.
01:36pm @theREALharruhy HIDAMARI S4 AND AMAGAMI S2
HOW DARE YOU DIE NOW
RE theREALharruhy: what
01:38pm @theREALharruhy didn't they announce a second season of
Amagami and a fourth season of Hidamari?
RE theREALharruhy: I don't know about Amagami, but I think so for
Hidamari.
01:40pm @theREALharruhy how do you know 2012 won't be the year
for Air master season 2 YOU CAN'T LEAVE, HAVE HOPE
RE theREALharruhy: Aren't you the one that is usually telling me to kill
myself?
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01:47pm @theREALharruhy no that's everyone else
RE theREALharruhy: Oh, well, gg then.
02:23pm Why would you torrent a list of 50 rars instead of a single
uncompressed file
RE theREALharruhy: Or a single compressed file OF ALL THE RARS.
02:59pm Hey nobody told me that if you resize a Linux partition, grub
will stop detecting it and you won't be able to boot into Linux
RE RabbitChat: well duh. can fix it through a windows recovery disk. the
comand prompt code is something like "fixmbr" or "fixboot". I forget
03:02pm Where the fuck is that Linux cd I had just a few days ago on top
of the desktop
03:10pm @RabbitChat no can do, it won't boot into windows either, also
if you think I'm going to follow two twitter accounts you're very wrong
RE RabbitChat: it should boot into windows from a recovery disk, which
is what I said, did you read it? otherwise your problem isn't grub
03:15pm @RabbitChat well duh? Have you ever resized a windows
partition? NO PROBLEMS AT ALL fuck you
RE RabbitChat: well Windows isn't responsible for grub, is it? What you
said: "I deleted grub, now grub doesn't work"
03:30pm @theREALharruhy good idea, you don't want to get cancer.
RE theREALharruhy: :|
03:36pm WHY THIS STUPID LIVE USB CREATOR NEEDS TO BE
RUN AS ADMINISTRATOR, ALL IT HAS TO DO IS COPY SOME
STUPID FILES TO MY PENDRIVE
03:40pm I can't burn a live cd because THE BURNING PROGRAM
ALSO NEEDS ADMINISTRATOR RIGHTS DAMMIT HOW MUCH
MORE RETARDED THIS WHOLE THING WILL GET
03:42pm Tapping that f8 like there's no tomorrow
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03:43pm FINALLY, I'M STARTING TO SEE THE LIGHT
03:48pm I should make a second "shitmydadsays" twitter account and
transcribe all the boring phone calls he gives me every day
05:36pm @RabbitChat what I said: I resized a partition to have a little
less empty space and it fucked my grub
10:44pm "Mann sucht Nutella: Suche Nutella die ich mir auf mein
Marmeladenbrötchen schmieren kann. Zu melden bei Bernd Lauert."
11:07pm @theREALharruhy WANT ME TO TRY?
RE theREALharruhy: OK.
11:55pm LET'S MAKE @theREALharruhy MAD MODE: ON
Fri Nov 04
01:21am Goodbye Linux 64
01:55am @LiteralKa >implying web hosting providers don't backup
their data into punch cards
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02:07am wtf classmates had a dinner today and nobody tried asking me
if I wanted to go so I could say no!
02:08am HOW DARE THEY IGNORE ME IGNORING THEIR
ATTEMPTS AT SOCIALIZING
02:30am @alsv_ he wanted to fuck
02:31am Dammit I should be sleeping
02:32am Oh well, not being able to sleep means I'm a special kid
02:32am For special read autistic
06:21am Now that we killed Gaddafi can we go for Berlusconi next?
07:36am I woke up in the middle of the night, sat down and then got
this horrible feeling of certainty about my death that made me scream
#truestory
07:40am I blame @theREALharruhy, his constant whining probably
made its way to my subconscious
RE an0therperson: too much time online, man.
12:01pm WHEN NEW GUNNM LAST ORDER :(
12:02pm RT @DalaiLama We all like to be around kind little girls; their
peaceful, relaxed nature puts us at ease.
12:18pm @alsv_ WHERE
RE alsv_: I don't know, but they must be unpleasant.
01:04pm @alsv_ ???????????
01:06pm google translate API to become a paid service in dec.2011 i
wonder what's gonna happen to all those translate extensions
03:15pm "...you have until the 1st of November to send an email with
your choice for the practical work you're going to work in" -> just read :(
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03:56pm @alsv hey I found this and I immediately thought of you
Sun Nov 06
01:16am RT @DalaiLama SOMETHING ABOUT THE DALAI
LAMA TOUCHING A LITTLE BOY hawt hawt hawt
01:23am @theREALharruhy OMG ANOTHER LOVELESS HARRY
DIED LIKE A MONTH AGO THATS LIKE CRAZY MAN WHAT A
COINCIDENCE DON'T U THINK?
01:23am @DrFehr wait who are you
01:29am oh wait maybe I can use html5 to watch youtube videos so the
browser will stops showing white boxes instead of the content because of
flash
03:14pm @moepod hey why don't you make shirts with some moe thing
and sell them I'll buy like ten or twenty or maybe just one
03:16pm @moepod hey I'll let you use my profile picture as a motive for
the shirts
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06:58pm @alsv_ >CNN quoting ANN
10:21pm damnit
RE alsv_: Down.
10:48pm @alsv_ precisely
RE alsv_: Google Cache?
10:53pm If i don't get my tickets today, someone is going to suffer
10:55pm @alsv_ I'm just complaining the website is having problems
because they opened the ticket presale just now
RE alsv_: Oh, I get it. Call in?
11:00pm @alsv_ you can only buy the tickets at the presale website :(
11:46pm "Tickets were actually sold out at about 22:05, there’s no need
to reload your browsers at this time." FUCK THE UNIVERSE
RE alsv_: What the fuck? The game is rigged bro.
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11:49pm Two more opportunities to get my tickets: 14:11:2011 and
29:11:2011
11:51pm @alsv_ yes it's rigged against me. The universe, that is. FUCK
IT
11:55pm Ok so now that I now the tickets have sold out I can go take a
shit
Mon Nov 07
12:16am A shit was taken and afterwards food was brought into my
bedroom
01:10am Dear @jk_rowling I want you to know that I got your books for
free from the Internet and I don't plan on giving you a single penny for
them.
07:51pm Girlfriend was feeling sad yesterday so I made her watch a
Gurren Lagann AMV
07:53pm Also in the coolest dream I've had in years, I beat some guy
at Dodonpachi Daifukkatsu and his girlfriend begged me to be her new
boyfriend
08:02pm #disoenlisdexico...#dilosenlisdexico...#dienlosdexico...ya esta
bien, irdos a la mierma todos #diloendislexico
08:04pm @alsv_ ring them and wait for them to ring back so you don't
have to pay for the call
08:12pm @TheBattleAngel then why are you following me I am
unhappy and I hate people FUCK OFF AND LET ME CRY
RE TheBattleAngel: I hate people too :< I'm sorry you feel bad.
09:16pm @theREALharruhy actually since you're so pathetic it's just
obvious that everything around you is going to look fantastic
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RE theREALharruhy: Oh, good point.
09:40pm I'm not going to pay more than 10 euros for an e-book, it's just
plain stupid. Real books, yes. E-books? No fucking way.
10:00pm Not that many libraries offering ebooks in Spain. Let's find out
how good their prices are.
10:01pm Comparison of some best-sellers (book/ebook) price: 21.5/15,
21/15, 18/12, 16/11, 20/14
10:32pm @rabbitwho piplup
11:20pm #rajoygana, #todosperdemos
11:22pm @lougutmor ?cómo puedes estar con Rajoy? Ah no, que
también miras el telecirco y el sálvame. Claro, eso lo explica todo.
11:24pm @TheBattleAngel what? I don't feel bad, what are you talking
about
RE TheBattleAngel: wat
11:46pm @lougutmor ja, tú te crees que lo que no es negro tiene que ser
blanco, a mi ambos me parecen un par de payasos buenos para nada.
11:46pm @TheBattleAngel kiss me
RE TheBattleAngel: No, I don't know where you've bean.
11:51pm @lougutmor Pues sí, yo no necesito ningun permiso para
criticar a los demás, me gusta criticar y ser criticado
11:52pm @lougutmor xcierto he visto a ambos candidatos diciendo
estupideces en televisión y con eso me basta para saber que ambos son
unos imbéciles
Tue Nov 08
12:05am I had never read such bullshit until me and irish-tan agreed to
translate a text advertising a new brand of wine.
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12:27am If your favorite book is a self-improvement book, please kill
yourself
RE bananapopcorn: my favorite book is a folder of mp3 files
12:37am @lougutmor No es insultar, ellos se lo merecen; y no voy a ir a
votar porque no sirve para nada. La idiocia será la única ganadora.
01:06am @lougutmor Si vas a usar la RAE para desacreditar a los
demás, por lo menos aprende a no cambiar las palabras
01:15am The Spanish presidential candidates where having a debate but
I was too busy listening to Alex Jones talk about satanic rites
02:42am @lougutmor No hace falta desacreditar, para el que sabe lo
que es un verdadero político será fácil diferenciar uno de un payaso.
04:54am @TheBattleAngel I'll take a shower but just the first time
RE TheBattleAngel: What the fuck kinda shit turns your shit pink?
02:34pm In the dream last night terrorists from ETA came after me for
talking shit about them, but I survived a bullet to the head.
06:56pm hahaha oh wow
08:15pm @alsv_ lol hyperballs
08:45pm [Triad]_Kaiji_-_14.mkv
09:02pm Computer freezed in the middle of my anime. Why to go,
Linux.
RE alsv_: It's a safety mechanism, like child safety locks or electricity
breakers.
09:49pm @alsv_ safety my ass, more line linux sucks balls
10:06pm [GotSpeed]_Mirai_Nikki_-_05_[A1C26259].mkv
10:06pm Oh god why is this anime so bad #mirainikki
10:09pm It's okay to like this show if you're one of the following: Stupid,
underage, new to anime, autistic #mirainikki
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10:14pm Let's make a show with a deranged girl who's crazy in love
with the main character OH WAIT THAT'S EVERY OTHER ANIME
#mirainikki
10:18pm Name: Mirai Nikki - Status: dropped like the cancer
10:33pm 08:11:2011 the day Linux crashed twice
10:53pm tee hee "[5184.039574] operapluginwrap[4988]: segfault at
1000000016 ip 00007fe763652540 sp 00007fff208e3ab0 error 4"
10:57pm >Installing lightspark >depends on Gnash packages >wat
11:14pm >Install lightspark >six more dependencies will be installed
>uninstall lightspark >no dependencies will be uninstalled >wat
11:45pm YES YES YES Battle Angel Alita 106 and 107
Wed Nov 09
12:48am Twitter died the day when the first website to "star" tweets
appeared.
12:42pm @theREALharruhy really faggy inside
01:20pm Reporting facebook profiles
01:58pm Dammit I forgot
01:58pm Oh I remembered
01:58pm Nevermind
06:07pm Class is being boring as usual
06:31pm Hey I'll include moepod as "reference" in my presentation next
Monday
06:38pm Maybe if people read their power points beforehand it wouldn't
take so long for this horrible class to finish
07:24pm Teacher has a macintosh and I counted 39 icons in the dock.
That's a pretty stupid way to use a dock.
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RE an0therperson: you should slap your teacher.
Thu Nov 10
01:39pm RT @DalaiLama Appreciate how rare and full of potential
your dong is in this world, then take joy in it, and use it to your best
advantage.
02:04pm Dev A:"Hey let's make scrollbars as hard to use as possible"
Dev B:"Yeah, they're not retarded enough" - And then Ubuntu 11.04 was
launched
02:40pm @inTimeMovie I want to watch the movie but it's coming to
Spain 2.12.2011, if I find a torrent sooner than that I'm pirating it, sorry
guys
10:34pm @Antena3com 6 minutos de publi, cinco de peli, y otra vez 5
minutos de publi? pues vaya mierda, apago el neox y me bajo la peli de
Internet
10:54pm Weight training while watching some horror movie directed by
Clive Barker
11:30pm Lol those twilight people decided to split the last book in two
movies. BUT HARRY POTTER DID IT FIRST and pretty badly I must
say
11:31pm I met a Chinese guy today and he didn't seem at all disgusted to
see me, he actually seemed like he wanted to be friends with me
RE bananapopcorn: china must be really rough
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Fri Nov 11
01:28am I had to try five different "blank" cds to find a working one
#fuck
02:03am If women really cared about men they would stop menstruating
Sat Nov 12
08:03pm @marissanadler but don't you hate not knowing which song is
going to be played next?
RE marissanadler: - I like the surprise of hearing NWA next to Leonard
Cohen. It's kind of like of fun!
Sun Nov 13
12:12am Presentation is ready now
01:35am @alsv_ were they angry?
07:36pm @alsv_ I have
RE alsv_: Would you mind publishing your results?
07:42pm @alsv_ average
RE alsv_: Yeah, I understand bro.
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10:32pm @theREALharruhy be glad, old people are ugly
Mon Nov 14
08:15am @twitter please stop trying to turn twitter into a second
facebook (useless frontpage, activity tab)
08:16am @theREALharruhy how ironic seeing how you're going to die
hey I know I'll joke about how that anime show actually killed you
RE theREALharruhy: i'm giving you new material, you should be happy
you little ingrate
08:20am I think I'm allergic to cat :(
08:22am I stroke cat, now I feel like I have cold, must be allergic to cat
08:22am too bad because I love cat
08:25am oh and judging by the smell I must have stepped into cat poo
08:25am why is cat world so hate me :(
08:26am @theREALharruhy Not really, it's actually the same old "I'm
going to die I'm in such pain crawwwling in my skin" joke
08:29am @theREALharruhy well in any case I'm glad you're getting the
most from your last few days— OH WAIT, ANIME
RE theREALharruhy: anime ruins lives
01:33pm @theREALharruhy FAST HEART BEATING
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04:18pm FUCK YEAH TICKETS
05:29pm Another Monday, another presentation where the speaker
doesn't understand half of what he's supposed to be explaining.
05:30pm And I got a really short presentation that probably won't take
more than three minutes, fuck this
05:31pm Oh man this guy is so pathetic, just sit down and stop
embarrassing yourself by showing everybody you didn't read the lesson
05:34pm He talks for one minute, then the teacher has to explain
everything again for ten minutes.
05:36pm Someone in this classroom smells like they didn't shower
05:37pm Wait I just remembered I didn't shower today
05:39pm In another news it's ok to smell just a little, I mean we're only
humans...right?
07:09pm The first edition of some textbook we're using and it's basically
the same as the second edition, lucky for me that nobody noticed
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07:09pm Second edition: 15 copies, 0 available. First edition: 1 Copy, 1
available.
RE theREALharruhy: fuck textbooks
Tue Nov 15
12:32am @bananapopcorn real irish gf has no Internet because she
broke her laptop adapter so nop besides she's living in Spain
RE bananapopcorn: well maybe she went back to ireland to use the
internet there
12:52am aw fuck I destroyed the casper-rw file of this live usb, I wonder
what's gonna happen
12:53am I SHOULD'VE READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE TO THE
PART WHERE IT SAID "HOW TO RESIZE AN *EXISTING*
CASPER-RW"
01:23am In case you didn't know, if your linux system crashes Now you
know
01:27am Fuck ext3 and its lack of creation date field
10:18am Didn't get enough sleep, brain working at half its power
10:23am Dammit I bought regular black chocolate instead of white
chocolate with strawberries :(
01:11pm @alsv_ Moé
01:21pm @alsv_ Why not you
RE alsv_: Can't. Besides, I'm sure the guy next to her would be more
than happy to do it.
01:32pm @alsv_ why can't
RE alsv_: Except maybe in that "I really fucking dislike you" kind of way.
RE alsv_: No desire to stick my dick down this girl's throat.
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08:55pm Yo mama so fat she should lose some weight. That's the joke.
Obesity kills millions every year. That's no joke. Please RT
11:05pm 34 seconds to load the Android market, please get more
retarded
Wed Nov 16
05:47pm Son of a whore, the guy who got the presentation I wanted
absolutely ruined it.
05:49pm "...and that's how we demonstrate that the set of rational
numbers is not a countable set" ha ha oh boy
07:06pm Class is boring
07:43pm Should I give my twitter username to one of my classmates Y/N
RE alsv_: N
Thu Nov 17
04:01pm >Download files >navigate to folder >press f5 >files
disappear #welcomeToLinux
07:43pm @shoeofallcosmos hey there
09:19pm Knowing people like dinotan makes me feel like I might not be
that dumb after all.
Fri Nov 18
01:51pm Rape, as a style of life.
02:11pm HA HA OH WOW THIS GIRL SMILED AT ME AND I
DON'T EVEN KNOW HER I MUST BE PRETTY SEXY UH
02:12pm I want to read my first tweets but @twitter won't let me :(
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10:50pm @theREALharruhy @alsv_ that argument could be used
against names, they're not necessary because WHO CARES, it's not a
popularity contest
RE theREALharruhy: correct
Sun Nov 20
10:38pm "You have to warn me when you're coming" that's what she said
Mon Nov 21
01:54pm I can't use tweetdeck because I can't install Flash in my
computer
02:01pm My first traffic ticket wwww
RE RabbitChat: http://t.co/7qmqPfvg
02:07pm Choqok won't load tweets automatically when I browse to the
bottom of the screen. Fuck Choqok.
02:08pm Choqok won't automatically show the tweet I just sent, until I
upload the entire timeline. Fuck Choqok.
02:34pm And all my qBittorrent downloads went to 0.0%, WHAT A
DAY
03:18pm @theREALharruhy start a conversation
03:35pm "Does anyone know how to solve this problem"-you:"yes
you have to do this and that"-"Ok now for real, does anyone know..."
#teacherquotes
RE alsv_: Damn dude, that was nasty.
RE theREALharruhy: "This and that" wasn't the right answer obviously
03:39pm @theREALharruhy No, it WAS the right answer
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03:55pm @omgidothistoo "Who wants to read? Nobody? Ok. You, give
me a number from 1 to 10" - You: "er..6" Teacher: "You won, read the
page"
09:11pm I broke the law today. Cops made me pay 100€. The lesson to
learn is: don't break the law again.
RE alsv_: Did you attempt to bribe the officer?
09:13pm I know Judas Priest has a song about it, but please don't go
breaking the law.
09:15pm @alsv_ no, I admitted it and got the ticket. That's how I roll.
11:18pm @RabbitChat I'm blocking you because you already have
another twitter account.
RE RabbitChat: this twitter is for learning Spanish
Tue Nov 22
02:57am Using Gnome Pie, it can be either really annoying or
02:57am Using Gnome Pie, it can be either really annoying or really
useful, let's give it a chance.
02:58am Oh and remember to google the last version of your programs,
even those downloaded from Ubuntu Software Center won't update
automatically.
02:59am Uninstall Pidgin
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