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May 23, 2014
Scerbo and Beer Chosen as Class Speakers
contemplative, and well-spoken student. But what makes [him] stand out
in my mind is his remarkable humility,
affability, and warm-heartedness.”
Dean of Faculty and English Master
“on top of his outstanding academic
and co-curricular record here, he’s also
just a really good guy, kind, generous,
a person of integrit” Mathematics
Master Brent Ferguson observed that
Scerbo is “open-minded, transparent
curiosity wonderfully but surprisingly
coexists with an intensely stubborn
commitment” and “the social hospitality and grace that we Lawrenceville
teachers have come to know as the
hallmark of our best scholars.”
The Aurelian Honor Society Award
is given annually to a V Former who is
“outstanding in sterling character, high
scholarship, and forceful leadership,”
according to the Lawrenceville website. To select the recipient, V Formers
each nominated a student that they
believed was deserving, and the two
V Formers with the most nominations,
Beer and Andreas Vandris ’14, became
Scerbo and Beer after an Alumni Association dinner.
BY PANOS VANDRIS ’17
STAFF WRITER
Mark Scerbo ’14 has been selected
Beer ’14 has been elected as the recipient of the Aurelian Honor Society
Award.
The Lawrenceville School Valedictorian is “chosen from among the
highest standing members in the Class
Andreas Vandris ’14/The Lawrence
by the V Form Housemasters and advisors,” according to the Lawrenceville
website. Scerbo will be addressing the
Class of 2014 on the day of graduation, June 1.
Scerbo served as a Copy Editor for
the 133rd Editorial Board of The Lawrence
Outing Club, a Ropes Course Instructor, and a Tour Guide. He is a member
of the McClellan Society as well as
Gruss to be Renovated
BY AKASH BAGARIA ’16
STAFF WRITER
The school has announced the rennovation The Gruss Center of Visual
Arts. Currently, the School is in the
process of selecting an architect for an
extensive renovation of Gruss. If the
project receives approval, construction
could potentially start in June of 2015
and be completed by the beginning of
the 2016-2017 school year.
As part of the project that brought
the Fathers Building, Mackenzie Administration Building, Dawes House,
and Raymond House to campus, the
original section of Gruss opened in
1931. For many years, Gruss functioned as the School library. It was
fondly referred to as the John Dixon
Library until the library moved to
Bunn, whereupon Gruss was converted
to the Hutchins Gallery in 1998. The
primary benefactor behind the conversion was Martin Gruss ’60, while Glenn
Hutchins ’73, Lynn and Bob Johnston,
Tom Stanley, and the Register family
the spring of 1960, the middle section
of Gruss, known as the Carpenter Wing,
was built, and the north wing nearest
Upper House was implemented in
1998.
The renovation of Gruss, mentioned
in a plan approved by the Board of
Trustees called “Strategic Directions
II,” includes several aspects. With
regards to the exterior of the building,
there are no scheduled changes, save
sections of Gruss not visible from the
ground. On the contrary, the interior
of Gruss will see numerous developments. A new and expanded art collection storage space will be instituted in
the basement of the Hutchins Gallery,
along with advanced HVAC equipment to ensure that temperature and
humidity levels conform to museum
quality standards.
Designing the revamped Gruss
Center should take approximately 7
months, followed shortly by the selection of a contractor and the approvals of
township and state permits. However,
while there are hopes that the project be
completed before September of 2016,
the timing is uncertain. The School
may need to wait for the completion of
the renovation of the Corby Math and
Computer Center before tackling the
Gruss project, since emptying Corby of
faculty will cause much displacement.
Thus, the renovation of Gruss may
begin later, in the summer of 2016.
As Lawrenceville’s Chief Financial
puts it: “Whether the School decides
timetable remains a matter of choice
and will depend upon a number of
factors, including a consideration of
how much construction is going on
elsewhere on campus.”
a Hutchins Scholar, having worked
in a robotics lab at the University of
he will serve as a Head Counselor for
School Camp along with Taz Brown
’14. Next fall, Scerbo will be attending
to major in mechanical engineering.
English Master Adam Jernigan
noted that “[Scerbo] is widely known
for being an exceptionally perceptive,
Beer received the majority of the V
Form vote and will be addressing the
Class of 2014 as the Aurelian Speaker
the night before graduation.
Beer currently serves as the Student
and Honor and is a member of the En
Corps Council as part of the dance
group LKR3W. Last year, he served
as Community Service Representative
of Hamill House, and as a II Former
Representative of Davidson. Beer is
a three-year member of the Jazz En-
semble as well as a tri-season varsity
athlete, having run cross country in
the fall, indoor track in the winter,
and outdoor track in the spring. He is
also a member of the OVAL Society
and has received several awards over
the course of his Lawrenceville career,
including the Yale Book Club Award
for outstanding personal character
and intellectual promise, the Beverly
cellence in character and scholarship,
and the Reuben T. Carlson Scholarship
Award for outstanding scholarship,
sterling character, inspired leadership,
and inspiring kindness. Beer will be attending Northwestern University next
fall and plans to major in engineering.
In response to his selection as
Aurelian Speaker, Beer stated: “I’m
mostly just incredibly proud that it was
my fellow classmates who chose me.
Most awards are based off the faculty’s
impressions of a student or a statistic
feels very rewarding.” English Master
Katherine O’Malley, who served as
his teacher for Humanities English
and IV Form English, describes Beer
as a “curious, attentive, and prepared”
student with an “enormous amount of
innate talent” as well as an “impressive work ethic.” She added that “[he]
makes teaching both enjoyable and
rewarding; he is not only engaged and
conscientious but also very witty.” Director of Dance Derrick Wilder echoed
O’Malley’s statements, remarking
that “it is a wonderful gift to have the
ability to bridge the gap between the
adult and peer world so seamlessly, and
[he] does it with grace and humility.”
Harrop Delivers Capstone Lecture
BY BRIAN LI ’17
STAFF WRITER
Lawrenceville and the Culberston
tial newspaper columnist Froma Harrop
this past Monday, May 19, to our campus
to speak about health care in America.
Master and Chair of Interdisciplinary
’96, Harrop’s talk regarding the history
of health care debate in the U.S was the
Harrop writes a biweekly column
that is syndicated in over 150 national
publications, with Philly Inquirer, The
Seattle Times, and The Dallas Morning
News being a few amongst the numerous
newspapers that her column appears
in. In addition to her column, she has
written for other publications, such as
The New York Times and Institutional
Investor, and regularly blogs for Real
peared on talk radio stations and as a
guest on TV channels, such as Fox News
and MSNBC. Harrop has been honored
by the National Society of Newspaper
Columnist for her notable work. Ranked
20th nationally in total readership by
Media Matters, Harrop is undoubtedly
a leading authority on the issue.
In her lecture, Harrop discussed the
Affordable Care Act (ACA) in depth
and health care in America in the past
and now. “Her work on the history and
future of health care made her a perfect
speaker for the series,” Eldridge said.
Harrop covered a wide scope of the
issue, enlightening students and teachers on the essential question of why the
ACA happened now and not before and
discussing its pros and cons. Harrop
ended the lecture by emphasizing the
moral aspect of health care. According
to Eldridge, she encouraged students to
Harrop delivers lecture
of care we should guarantee as a human
answer: “She was clear that it’s still
an open question,” said Mr. Eldridge.
Lawrenceville was fortunate to have
a speaker as eminent as Harrop, among
many others, come to the school to share
her knowledge. With the deep insight
she provided, Harrop’s lecture served to
close the 2014 Capstone lecture series
Clarice Lee’16/The Lawrence
Editorial
Opinions
Arts
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Analyzing a Common
Adage
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The Downside of House
Feeds
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Hair-Raising Advice for
Prom
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A Satirical Look at Racial
Inequality
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Crew Competes at
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EDITORIAL
TO AMMEND AN ADAGE
May at Lawrenceville: it is the most pivotal month in the community as we
become overwhelmed with change. And with change, with the announcement
of house presidents, of prefects, of student leadership, and college decisions, we
feel required to make sense of the new course our lives are taking. During these
times many turn to the adage “everything happens for a reason” to either justify or
comfort the uncertainty that lies ahead. I cringe at its usage almost every time – I
see us all, I see myself, fall into the trap. We are constantly tricked into connecting
too many dots.
There are millions of ways our lives can work out; it’s as simple as opening one
door and shutting another. We are constantly creating new pathways each moment
that we live. We make decisions to study, to apply, to sit down and start conversation.
Two widely different events may lead to the same reaction while two similar events
lead to entirely different outcomes.There’s no way of knowing for sure how you’re
life would have been if you did ____ or made a different decision about _____.
This is one reason why I have an incredibly hard time making decisions. I know
memories and lessons. Each moment we spend living affects the next one. To
suggest otherwise implies that our emotions, our minds are the dictators of reality,
when we must recognize that the reality already exists out there and we choose
how to receive and label it.
For example, take an everyday object like a pen and repeat its name ten times.
Does the word start to lose some meaning? Does it sound weird to you? This is
called semantic satiation. The word liberates itself from any meaning and becomes
usual connection between a plastic tube of ink and the word “pen”, does the actual
pen exist? Well, of course it does. But in that short moment the word and the object
are not one - the “pen” has no meaning to you. In that same vein, we must realize
that even though events happen, they only gain meaning or direction once we
register them. Whether it is attaching a word to an object, or predicting a reason
behind an event, these are all products of our mind, not products of the universe.
It is an illusion, much like the phrase “everything happens for a reason”
suggests. Nothing happens for a reason. Not one single thing. Now, before I am
misunderstood, let me say that I agree with the forethought of the common adage:
“everything happens for a reason.” The statement calls for us to make the best of
what life throws at us, and that is admirable. But it is misleading to suggest that
the outcome of our life events has a predetermination of its own, when in truth we
are all playing the game of contingency.
Sure, a college rejection or a rejection for a position happened for some
reason. But fate is not choosing what you get, your efforts and the leadership that
decides are. Maybe that’s depressing. And in all honesty, if your motto happens
to be “everything happens for a reason,” just roll with it. It’s not hurting you. But
remember that these are unthinking, unemotional events. And too many times, we,
humans, try to think for them
However, you can use your thinking and reasoning to develop an opinion on
life’s occurrences. The rejections you receive, the opportunities granted have no
intrinsic meaning aside from what you give them. No one sent you that college
rejection letter to teach you a lesson unless you view it as one. And remember,
every opinion you have of an event is developed after it occurred; your thoughts
now did not dictate a course of action in the past. So I suppose I’m not asking for the
those that interact with us, and the facts of chance at least a bit more responsibility.
– EB
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Dare to Be Aware
We Don’t Need the Vote to Rock the Boat
BY KEERA ANNAMANENI ’16
STAFF WRITER
few weeks ago, when IV
Formers Matt Porcelli ’15
and Danny Goldman ’15
campaigned to be Student Body
President for the 2014-2015 School
Year, a friend of mine confessed
A
between the two. Given that the
voting demographics still have not
been released, a small part of me
coin could have been the difference
between one candidate and the other.
That aside, my friend’s apathy at
our generation’s lack of enthusiasm
for larger political issues. Her
decision to vote without any
opinion about the outcome almost
exactly mirrors our generation’s
overlooked ability to inspire widescale political change. After all, we
represent 20% of America, and with
300 billion dollars of purchasing
even without voting rights, cannot
be ignored.
Policies on the forefront of
American politics, from foreign
relations to health care, affect us
just as much as they do our older
counterparts. As citizens, we have
an obligation to become politically
informed and engage in the dialogue
about many of these issues. We’re all
on the cusp of adulthood; our role
in modern day politics will become
increasingly apparent.
Senior Columnists
Staff Writers
BY CIANA MONTERO ’16
STAFF WRITER
n a recent dialogue held on
campus, the issue of socioeconomic class at Lawrenceville
was the center of conversation. Issues like pricy house apparel and
expensive weekly trips to the Jigger
and TJ’s were discussed – particularly, the awkward situations that
can arise when a person can’t afford
to buy something. The topic that
generated the most buzz was the issue of House feeds – is the system
of feeds within our houses an effec-
“Does the system of House
feeds support a socioeconomically diverse campus? The short answer, in
my opinion, would be no.
Feeds at Lawrenceville
can be an extremely large
tive one? Does the system of House
feeds support a socioeconomically
diverse campus? The short answer,
in my opinion, would be no. Feeds
at Lawrenceville can be an exespecially when you have a house
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Teenagers, believe it or not,
have an incredible capacity for
yielding powerful social change.
Most recently, 16-year-old Malala
Yousafzai, a Pakistani schoolgirl
and education activist from the
Swat Valley, catalyzing a global
“...in a hyper-modern world
with rapid communication,
“experience” isn’t reserved
for the mature – teenagers have their own set of
perfectly valid viewpoints.
We, too, have the power
to engender meaningful
change if we take the time to
us, form informed opinions,
and advocate these beliefs
to help our generation.”
revolution. At age 11, she wrote a
blog in which she condemned the
Taliban’s repression of women and
called for the greater need to educate
girls. The blog sparked a United
Nations petition demanding that all
children be educated by 2015. She
has since stayed at the forefront of
Pakistani politics, generating uproar
and excitement wherever she goes.
Malala, like us, does not have the
right to vote – or for that matter,
the right to an education – but her
political fervor and her attempt to
voice her informed opinions have
caused far more change than a single
vote ever could. A more American
example? Look at the Little Rock
Nine, a group of black students in
the segregated south who enrolled
in their local high school in 1957.
Given that the Brown v. the Board
of Education decision had only just
been announced, black students
joining a white school was virtually
unheard of. The group faced physical
and emotional abuse, but, at our
ages, were catalysts for the process
of desegregation. Their effective
political statement embodies the
notion that teenagers, despite our
glaring lack of franchise, have an
indisputable capacity to engineer
wide-scale political change.
Despite this clear potential for
student involvement in political
life, though, misconceptions
about however seeking political
awareness abound: students cannot
affect politics without voting rights
and students do not have the life
experience to have a say on the
issues that impact them. These
claims are false. In a hyper-modern
world with rapid communication,
“experience” isn’t reserved for the
mature – teenagers have their own
set of perfectly valid viewpoints.
We, too, have the power to engender
meaningful change if we take the
us, form informed opinions, and
advocate these beliefs to help our
generation.
Fighting Unfairness in House Feeds
I
Sammy Bhatia
Editor-in-Chief
May 23, 2014
hungry and ready to recharge after
the weekend’s events.
When browsing the average price
range of hosting a feed for the average House at some of the popular
surrounding restaurants, like TJ’s
and Five Guys, a family could be
looking at spending anywhere from
$300 to $600. This price tag, which
doesn’t include the cost of drinks,
desserts, or utensils, is a hefty investment for a thirty minute chowdown. Now, if your family can afford this contribution that has been
a “campus tradition” on Saturday
nights, I think that the offer to host
a feed is a generous one. The school
begins to run into issues, though,
when the fun tradition of a Saturday
night dining event turns into an economic burden and expectation.
Within the Houses, there are a
variety of approaches to organizing feeds, some of which can create
discomfort for students and their
families. For instance, in one Circle
House, an upperclassman is given
the job of going around to each of
the dorm rooms with the assumption that each member of the house
can and will participate in a feed.
The individual travels to each room,
requesting the date on which a student’s family can swipe their credit
card and pay the large price for a
seemingly innocuous. harmless, and
positive tradition.
Although this may appear to be a
fool-proof and harmless way of assigning weekend feeds, this method
could be uncomfortable for a student whose family can’t afford to
contribute. This puts the student in
an awkward situation in which they
might not have the opportunity to
decline without drawing attention
to themselves. In a certain Crescent House, the girl who hosted the
“best” feed is given an award at the
end-of-the-year banquet. For a student whose family can’t even afford
to participate, she is immediately
excluded from a community element that was intended to be fun and
rewarding. In most houses, a list of
who is responsible for the upcoming feeds is displayed conspicuously
in the common room or shared in a
Google Document, revealing those
who do not participate to the entire
house community. Elements of the
“feed tradition,” such as unwritten
expectations or popularity awards,
transform feeds into another opportunity for some individual students
to feel marginalized or insecure.
Within the House community, inclusion is the prime factor that can
transform a dorm into a home for
students. With that in mind, alterations should be made to the system
of feeds so that the entire House
can enjoy a meal, without giving a
housemate an ego boost or down-
“Within the House community, inclusion is the
prime factor that can transform a dorm into a home
for students. With that in
mind, alterations should
be made to the system of
feeds so that the entire
House can enjoy a meal...”
tion could be contacting the parents
of the house members and inquiring
about participating in an anonymous
“feed-fund.”
This way, the House’s budget for
house feeds would be made clear
to the Housemaster and the House
Council. Together, they could determine a reasonable way to afford
feeds throughout the year. In contributing to this fund, no one person
would feel the exclusion that can
come with not being able to participate in an element of house culture.
At the end of the day, some minor
adjustments can be made to this portion of House life in order to make
things a little sweeter for everyone.
Arts & Features
May 23, 2014
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Last-minute Prom-Dos
BY SIMRAN SURI ’16
Let Simran Suri ’16 teach you
touches on any prom look–just in
time for prom. Lily Andersson ’16
models these classy but simple
looks that are perfect for the whole
night, from the prom photo shoots
1 ½-inch barrel, and for tighter
curls, use a 1-inch barrel)
take the top third of your hair (the
side you choose will be the side
where your braid is) and section it
heated, curl small sections of your
(the side you choose doesn’t matter – the twist will look the same
on regardless of what side you
choose) and secure it with a verti-
braid, drop the outer strand to crepick up an equally-sized strand
of hair next to the one you just
dropped and use that to create your
Prom is right around the corner,
and by now, all you Prom attendees have your dresses, shoes, and
The options are endless, so create
your own signature Prom look!
Ballet bun
This is the classic updo — easy
to the side and twist it around, in
the direction of the vertical row
take a few tries, but don’t worry,
The ballet bun is the look for you
if you don’t want to worry about
your hair getting in the way of
your dress or your awesome dance
you’re going to do with your hair
least, and with tons of pictures being taken, you’ll want your hair to
face and off your shoulders, your
dress will truly be able to shine
and your pictures will turn out
amazing:
humid, or sunny and breezy, your
hair can look perfect with some of
Curly Half-Up Half-Down
This style is perfect for all the
indecisive Prom-goers who aren’t
sure whether to go with an updo
hair so that there are no knots or
second waterfall braid on the other
side of your head and then braid
the two separate braids together
when they reach the bottom of
tighter you pull, the easier it will
be to achieve a smooth twist without any lumps or bumps)
twist, secure it with bobby pins
going across the vertical row of
pins you already put in, so that
This will make it much, much
harder for your twist to come unthe ends underneath the twist
Half-up, half-down
Courtesy of Claire Zau ’15
hair until you’ve reached your dedresses because it doesn’t hide the
that you can do yourself, try this
style:
spray and you’re good to go!
Waterfall Braids
Braids are more popular than
ever and are the perfect comple-
Waterfall braids
chin-length strands of hair from
the twist and curl them, letting
them fall so that they frame your
Courtesy of Claire Zau ’15
pull them out from the updo and
this until your braid is the desired
a hair tie around the top section so
your half-up, half-down style is
your curling iron to heat up, brush
through your sectioned hair and
spray it with a heat protectant
your exact wishes, so it will altake on a gorgeous hairstyle that
can be jazzed up in any way you
want:
of the braid if it is long enough,
or use bobby pins to secure it to
A Satire
BY JAMES STEVENSON ’16
STAFF WRITER
Despite a concerted effort to raise
awareness about diversity-related issues, the administration has recently
determined that Lawrenceville still
dents begin to discover that they surprisingly have more in common with
people from similar backgrounds,
Lawrenceville’s greatest hallmark, diFor most, diversity is simply social
etiquette, a meaningless word like
ille prizes diversity as its best char-
to alumni and featured on the Law-
over the course of the last 10 years
by the Committee to Oversee Diversity has determined that most social
groups contain only two or dare we
say, one ethnicity, collectively unbecoming of a Lawrentian and consequently in violation of a major school
again proved ineffective in solving
such an issue, the school has decided
to amend the student handbook in
order to penetrate this most dangerwhose existence the administration is
So the administration has decided
that for social groups to properly embody Lawrenceville diversity, each
social group must contain a member
rivaling only that of the crew of Scooby-doo or Jay-Z and Beyonce (and
Solange), each member will possess
his or her ironically stereotypical at-
tribute, culminating in the perfect fruit
salad of a society we’ve always preLeverage
will use the skills of their nation to appropriately give variety to the social
friend groups will be eligible for triv-
allergic to a new type of grain:
all power to you, but to be honest
you’re missing out on some killer
ing hall, you may be surprised
spent twenty dollars at McDonalds
is acting in an uncharacteristically
un-ethnic fashion depending on their
ethnicity, he or she will be replaced
subsequent pod you glance in,
prepare yourself to be greeted by
the sound of people munching on
undressed lettuce by every other
junior or sophomore; because
let’s be honest, having a miniature
sophomore dangling off your arm
at prom is the token accessory of
Some additionally question whether
this dramatic change in house tradition is simply to back the sentiment of
fully our limited understanding of real
diversity won’t hurt us more than our
limited understandings of race, gen-
Courtesy of Claire Zau ’15
BY KELLY KONG ’15
STAFF WRITER
& AMBER BOYKINS ’14
so surprised, if you’re a seasoned
Lawrenceville society, there has been
much controversy over whether the
trustee backed future implementation
of a gender, race, and class divided
Ballet bun
In Preparation for Prom:
A Look at Event Dieting
us anything, it is that we can’t ignore
race, but rather, we must let race de-
placements are available, one will be
imported from that ethnicity’s domifensive jokes are made within the
group, members will be able to witness the tears of insensitivity slowly
stream down the offended party’s
istrative policies, being forced into an
action will convolutedly help us learn
ing, spray the whole thing in place
and secure any loose bits with
hairspray and smooth down any
iron and curl the ends of your hair
ATTENTION: RACIAL QUOTA WILL
GO INTO EFFECT NEXT WEEK
step will prevent you from looking like the twist is pulling on your
scalp and hairline and can give the
illusion of a smaller forehead if
comes prom diets, endearingly
Don’t wonder about the calorie
contents of the chicken cutlet, look
up, make eye-contact, and talk to
the people across the table from
eat Purple Cow up to the 29th, but
under similar expectations from
the media, nobody pops out of the
womb looking like David Beckuncomfortable with their bodies
think back to all those talks of
positive body image we’ve heard
oh-so-many times throughout our
the only opinion that matters about
the person across the harkness table doesn’t like the way you look,
they have a lot of options for their
on the wild side, but in some form
The standards we are expected
to live up to in modern culture are
be coy, you lacrosse heartthrobs,
we’re on to you and we’re only
no point nagging about what is
nearly as traditional as house foot-
shelling out diet advice; we’re just
saying, we’d rather dance on the
wild side and eat the occasional
cheeseburger than eat celery sticks
spread throughout campus nearly
as fast as the administration hand-
Sometimes in the little bubble
we call Lawrenceville, we fall
The rapid uptake of priets is a
cruel and ironic twist as barbeque
hard to admit, but Lawrenceville is
On a similar note, if you don’t like
what you see in the mirror, it is
Take inspriation from within, not
from the negative comments of the
Let’s not go force feeding lard
we should heed to the suggestion
never against promoting a healthy
ourselves rather than for our dates
vision as perhaps the mistakes of
our parents and past generations
your high school career is going to
depriving yourself of that bagel at
breakfast or, god forbid, a bowl of
yogurt at dinner, isn’t helping any-
The image of the frail girl at-
for the love of god, reevalute your
is tragically becoming part of the
point of crash dieting for prom,
only to gain it back by gradua-
a diet, no need to alert the masses
if you’ve decided to be selectively
only does this occurrence bring
up a slew of gender issues, it
also proves that we haven’t made
enough progress regarding body
taken from this, it is that true diversity
is not one of attributes, skills and per-
response to our provocative ques-
Sports
The Lawrence - Page 4
May 23, 2014
A Weekend to Remember
at the Stotesbury Regatta
LAWRENCEVILLELACROSSE
Coach’s Profile:
Kris Schulte - Girls’ Varsity Lacrosse
BY OLIVIER MALLE ’16
The Lawrence
BY KATIE DISHNER ’15
STAFF WRITER
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Mombers of the Girls Varsity Lightweight 4+ team pose for medals.
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Worst AP?
AP Life
AP Culinary Arts
AP Italian Lang &
Culture
AP LAAAAAAAAAANG
AP Euro (I let you down,
Mr. Shaw)
AP Buddhism
AP Girls
Hardest class?
House Lunch
College Counseling
Consult
Envi-Sci
Fili’s US History class
Pre-Algebra
Physical Education
Amount of sleep
per night?
All of the sleep
I sleep during the day.
24 hours
lol
I usually spend my
nights crying!
Study buddy?
Silence
Hot Pockets
Coffee
Anuj
Mary Larkin
Nice icebreaker ;) -->
What’d you get
on the SAT’s?
1600 in 2005
I lost 5 hours of my life.
2048
OVER 9000!!!!!
No
That’s a microagression
I sleep in the
My night life
is pretty dank
Amelia Smith
(see above)
I mis-bubbled
the entire test