MySQL Paradise

MySQL Paradise
MySQL Paradise
As I browse through the archive where I keep all my code
I look at my software and see it’s very old
But that’s just perfect for a hacker like me
You know I shun fancy things like agility
MySQL Paradise
At 4:30 in the morning I’m writing code
Zardosht debugs and Richard builds, fool
And I’ve been building and debugging so long
Even Monty think’s that my mind is gone
MySQL Paradise
I like high performance and test discipline
I’ve got a man page in my hand and gprof on my screen
But if I finish my builds and you finish thine
Tonight we’ll party like we survived 1999.
MySQL Paradise (Chorus)
We’ve been spending most our lives hacking in MySQL paradise
I’ve churned code base once or twice hacking in MySQL paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice hacking in MySQL paradise
We write code at discount price hacking in MySQL paradise
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Weird Al Yankovic
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MySQL Paradise
Bradley Kuszmaul
Lawrence Schwartz
MySQL Paradise (Chorus)
We’ve been spending most our lives hacking in MySQL paradise
I’ve churned code base once or twice hacking in MySQL paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice hacking in MySQL paradise
We write code at discount price hacking in MySQL paradise
MySQL Paradise (Chorus)
We’ve been spending most our lives hacking in MySQL paradise
We’ve been spending most our lives hacking in MySQL paradise
We’ve been spending most our lives hacking in MySQL paradise
We’ve been hacking most our lives living in MySQL paradise
MySQL Paradise (Chorus)
We’ve been spending most our lives hacking in MySQL paradise
We’ve been spending most our lives hacking in MySQL paradise
We’ve been spending most our lives hacking in MySQL paradise
We’ve been hacking most our lives living in MySQL paradise
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MySQL Paradise Team:
Bradley Coolio Kuszmaul, Lyrics and Vocals
Luisa Botero-Wonder-Schwartz, Vocals
Weird Christian Rober, Audio
Lawrence Al Schwartz, Producer